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New Dirty Little Secret: I Found Her on a Yard Sign” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Good comments.
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  Speaker 2: You'll feel better.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the Dirty Little Hardy wants a thousand dollars,
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  Speaker 3: you can get a lot of tacos on a Taco Tuesday.
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  Speaker 3: Slash sinkle to mine with a grand right, got money
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  Speaker 3: all day long if you want some cash one thousand dollars. Next,
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  Speaker 3: I'm mixed one or two point nine, which do it
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  Speaker 3: on the forties, I mean every hour pretty much all
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  Speaker 3: day long. So hook that up, all right, Dirty Little
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  Speaker 3: Secret is on. If you've got one anytime you want,
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  Speaker 3: just confess eight three three seven eight seven one o
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  Speaker 3: two nine eight three three seven eight seven one o
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  Speaker 3: two nine, go ahead, bring it.
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  Speaker 4: So what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: So? Look, I've been I've been David Shirl for like
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  Speaker 1: two months now.
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  Speaker 5: Things are actually they're pretty good, like like I could
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  Speaker 5: see it going somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: You know, she's smart, she's funny, uh honestly, way out
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  Speaker 1: of my league. She thinks that we met in like
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  Speaker 1: a really normal way. She tells people that I just
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  Speaker 1: slid into her dms on Instagram just because she popped
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  Speaker 1: up on my feed and because you know, because us
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  Speaker 1: she was cute, which which is technically true.
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  Speaker 4: Is that is that a normal way? I didn't think
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  Speaker 4: that was normal.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, people dating, so people do treat Instagram sometimes
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  Speaker 3: like a like a kind of a dating app.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, let's be real.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've met people on Instagram anyway.
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  Speaker 4: You know, get but you didn't. She thinks that.
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  Speaker 3: She thinks that's because that's what happened. But that's what
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  Speaker 3: do you mean? That's not really what happened.
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  Speaker 1: It's not the full story.
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  Speaker 5: So what actually happened is I'm I'm driving home one day,
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  Speaker 5: you know, just through my neighborhood, and I passed his
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  Speaker 5: house that's for sale, and there's one of those big
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  Speaker 5: real estate signs out front.
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  Speaker 1: And her face is on it. And I'm not even
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  Speaker 1: gonna lie to you.
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  Speaker 5: I literally slowed down the car, like, wait, who is
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  Speaker 5: that good?
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  Speaker 4: She was on the So she's the real estate agent,
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  Speaker 4: I'm assuming.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, her name's on the sign.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah, okay, so you see you see the sign,
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  Speaker 3: you know, on the house that's being sold or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I know what happened now, I get it. Go ahead,
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you did not.
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  Speaker 1: I get home, I look her up on Instagram.
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  Speaker 5: I find her at DMR and you know, it works
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  Speaker 5: like it it really worked that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: What see it's the doctor after you saw her realtor sign. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and now y'all are dating.
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  Speaker 4: Is this cute or creepy? I mean we're going right,
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  Speaker 4: this is wild.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds cute so far, but keep going.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead, what in my head?
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  Speaker 5: This is just modern dating. Like I didn't follow her home.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't do anything weird.
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  Speaker 1: I just kind of used the information that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: she's a public facing agent on a giant sign on
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  Speaker 1: the side of the road. But you know, I told
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  Speaker 1: my story to my friend the other night and he goes, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you can never tell her that that's a.
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  Speaker 5: You can't.
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm kind of on the side with your friend.
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  Speaker 2: I mean maybe twenty years down the road.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you might think it's cute right now. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: With girls. Women are very and rightfully so guard up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so, and you sound like a good guy,
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  Speaker 3: but that is that's borderline cannice.
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  Speaker 4: How would you feel?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, if I'm really into him, this
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  Speaker 2: is adorable. If something's if even one thing about you
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  Speaker 2: is off or there's one tiny red flag, then no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna think about this forever.
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  Speaker 3: And you guys have been talking for two months, so
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  Speaker 3: this is not like just one day. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not saying it's forever, but you've been talking for a
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  Speaker 3: couple of months, so you're faring if this was like
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  Speaker 3: right away and you mentioned it, well, then it's like
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  Speaker 3: make or break right then or there. Yeah, but now
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  Speaker 3: you're like kind of getting invested, like what's gonna happen?
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  Speaker 4: This could be a deal breaker if you say something.
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  Speaker 5: In my head it was kind of it was kind
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  Speaker 5: of smooth, like I didn't but obviously now I was
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  Speaker 5: second guys and everything. But it's not like I've never
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  Speaker 5: done this before.
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  Speaker 1: You know, It's not like this is like a go
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  Speaker 1: to move.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, you have done it before? You haven't?
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  Speaker 1: I have not?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, good, Okay, this is your go to move.
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  Speaker 4: This is something Pooh would do.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I got a lot of real to frames
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  Speaker 6: and they're all beautiful, I know, but some of them
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  Speaker 6: signs Okay, I ain't gonna lie.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow, we're getting the truth on Pooh.
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  Speaker 2: They put their instagrams on the signs, do they really?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 6: Not the friends I had a couple of a couple
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  Speaker 6: of them do have it on there though, So let
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  Speaker 6: me ask you, pooh, let me ask you, producer, poo.
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  Speaker 3: If you're driving by and you because you love real
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  Speaker 3: estate agents, yeah, yeah, shout out.
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  Speaker 4: That's all.
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  Speaker 3: He hangs out with Claudia Vivian, Claudia, Nie, Stephanie, Melissa.
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  Speaker 3: It's like that Pete Pablo song. Yeah, Angela renee Tina
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  Speaker 3: Tina freakingly Yeah right, that'd be a good banger anyway. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: So would you if you're driving by and you see
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  Speaker 3: a girl on the sign and you're like, dang, she's cute.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know if I've never noticed.
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  Speaker 3: The sign, if I'm not looking for a house, Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what do you do? Do you just keep it going
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  Speaker 3: to go? She's scooter?
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  Speaker 4: Would you do this? Okay, I'll probably do it. Hey,
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  Speaker 4: if you would do it?
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  Speaker 6: First of all, Billy, you know back in the day
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  Speaker 6: when me and used to drive to Austin. Yeah, who
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  Speaker 6: was I in love with that girl?
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  Speaker 1: He was?
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  Speaker 4: He was in love with a cop.
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  Speaker 3: Was on a billboard to the point where he was
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  Speaker 3: trying to find out who she was on the air.
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  Speaker 4: It was like a click at or ticket sign. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: didn't find her, dude. She was an actor, But I
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  Speaker 4: was researching her, I ain't gone.
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  Speaker 6: She was in the middle of two guys like highway patroled.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, look at that girl, she's she wasn't real.
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  Speaker 4: It was like a campaign, right.
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  Speaker 2: Like a model yeah for billboards.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I was like, it was oddly creepy. Pull
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  Speaker 4: me over, I'm rich. Oh my god, he'll sell me
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  Speaker 4: a house.
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  Speaker 3: So all right, Well, I'm gonna ask ladies if they
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  Speaker 3: think this is cute or creepy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to take a quick poll.
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  Speaker 3: But sir, as of right now, I think everybody in
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  Speaker 3: the room says, don't say anything until twenty years.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't keep that to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's pretty savvy in a modern world. But
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  Speaker 2: also like if anything is weird with you for a second,
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  Speaker 2: I would question it.
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  Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna be looking at real estate signs, so
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  Speaker 3: I mean, just because real estate agents are cute.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm not gonna I what's.
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  Speaker 2: A difference than someone popping up on your feet and
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  Speaker 2: popping up on a sign you.
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  Speaker 4: Just drove by? Exactly? Is this a real life for
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  Speaker 4: you page? Yeah? Is what this is? You just roll
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  Speaker 4: by and be like, oh what time is that?
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  Speaker 1: Show?
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  Speaker 3: Now pop up if you find true love like this.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be so pissed. Of course, some guy finds
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  Speaker 3: true love like this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, start going to open houses.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I only go to open houses for the
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  Speaker 6: free food.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, sir, thank you for telling us. Good luck.
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, let us know if you tell her or not,
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  Speaker 4: and let us know what happens. Okay, all right, we'll
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  Speaker 4: do it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, we did.
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  Speaker 4: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 3: We did a little poll on Instagram. How many people,
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  Speaker 3: oh god, how many people think it's cute cannice the
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  Speaker 3: rest thing it's creepy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, seventy one. Okay, out there, you go, you want
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  Speaker 4: to talk