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Venmo the Cambodian Restaurant · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: At least somebody's watching out for us.
• 0:01
  SPEAKER_01: I just got the text message from Tiffany.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_01: She goes, and and with a screenshot.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: Serving onions that you chopped yourself in public are strictly regulated.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_00: Do I need to go further with this?
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm gonna chop I'm gonna chop them up with gloves, but also I'm gonna say this.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_00: You know, it's like the people who who try to bring us the cat hair um banana bread.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh eat at your own risk.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: You know, these are my onions.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_00: This is the Allie onion stash because I want onions on my hot dog for Weenie Wednesday.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe you have a container you keep in the cooler after you chop it and and like secret stash it.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is my stash.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: You eat this onion at your own risk.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_00: This is my stash of onions.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: All right, well, have it.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: You go and do what you do.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: All right, so really quick.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: So later today, like we were, well, we we drifted as we always do into multiple areas.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: Somehow we talked about a dead body and uh uh, you know, wiping them down with baby wipes.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: So if you're confused, because even yesterday when uh you know I there were some people that, you know, you bump into people, and I'm like, oh, it's you know, Weenie Wednesday tomorrow.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: And they're like, Well, what's that?
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: And I said, Well, a couple things.
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  SPEAKER_01: Salem Six Hour at the Glen is coming uh this weekend to Watkins Glen International.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ironically, Dawn, the president of the track, is coming down to help us sling dogs today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's the way it works.
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  SPEAKER_01: Dawn and her dogs.
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  SPEAKER_01: So uh, nice.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh uh so that's happening starting at 11.
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  SPEAKER_01: $5.
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  SPEAKER_01: You get two hot dogs, they're Salem's hot dogs.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_01: If you've never had one, they're a real good hot dog.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_01: I grew up on these in Buffalo, it's a Buffalo company.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't you remember when I told you my Vegas story and my friend Bridget, I asked her if she wanted a hot dog in Vegas, and she goes, I only eat Salem's.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, rightfully so.
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  SPEAKER_00: You had one, you're good.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: So you get two of them.
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  SPEAKER_00: You'll never eat another type of dog in your life, apparently.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: You'll seek them out.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_00: Even though, even with the secret onions.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: You get you get the uh you get the two dogs, you'll get the uh uh a bag of chips and a free Coke product.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: And by the way, I noticed walking in, they didn't skimp on the Coke products.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, we're you never know.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: Oh because sometimes it can be like, would you like a fresca?
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I love a fresca.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, but you know what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_00: But they've got sprite, coke, diet coke.
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  SPEAKER_00: Those are your options.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, you're you're in good shape.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, I feel like you can find something out of those three.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it's it's more or less just a drive-thru.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're oh, and proceeds go into the Children's Miracle Network.
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  SPEAKER_01: So it this is it's just a quick, you know, pull in and out.
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  SPEAKER_01: We can serve up to 250 people, or when the supply's gone, or you know, if we uh get to a point, you know, a little after one, we're like, okay, I think we've wrapped up this group.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_01: Well, then you and I are gonna have hot dogs for days.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: I I can't wait.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Especially because I have guests coming in town tonight.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, did you want hot dogs for dinner?
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: Great.
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  SPEAKER_01: Pre-cooked, look at this.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_00: Salines?
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: I only eat saline.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that's that's what's happening today, just so you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you're welcome to come by and grab some.
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  SPEAKER_00: Cash only, unless you want to Vemo me and I'll pay our business director.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_00: I'm which is such a janky way of doing it.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's the way we do things sometimes.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, believe me.
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  SPEAKER_00: On this event, yes.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_00: So here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, this just proves you can still do something quick.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_01: And you know, you just look the other way.
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  SPEAKER_00: Does it mean that it's gonna be great?
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: No, not at all.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_01: I've never said, Look, for 20 years, I've been sitting here going, it's I can't guarantee greatness.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_01: I just guarantee we'll pull it off.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_01: Well, something will happen.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so and it's we'll have a good crowd.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: I'll uh we'll work through the the Venmo part, but if you wanna if you want to take that approach, go right ahead.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I already have the QR code printed.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: Why not?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't see I hate it.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_01: Something says I'm broke like Venmo me.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: Here's my QR code.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, this is how everyone buys things now because I hate it when I go to events and they don't have a Venmo.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: I went to Ithaca Farmers Market and there was this Cambodian restaurant that we really wanted to eat from.
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  SPEAKER_00: Cash only.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, Cambodia just found food.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, come on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you think they're gonna understand Venmo?
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, can't you just get a Venmo?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: I used to we used to raise pennies for them in Cambodia when I was in elementary school.
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  SPEAKER_01: The UNICEF?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, do you think they suddenly figured out Venmo?
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what back in the day?
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think kids do this anymore because I don't even know what what fundraiser does Gavin and Lydia do now?
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  SPEAKER_01: Dive for the ones for the school.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're you know, if they're doing a fundraiser, uh ones for the school.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean Okay, so back in the day, we used to have this thing where we would collect.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_01: This is how I locked in Tiffany.
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  SPEAKER_01: I still don't know what kind of fundraiser.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love that you have no clue.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_00: I was I was hoping you were gonna say like candy bars.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I know not candy bars.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_00: No, I wrapping paper.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, no, you get the book.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_01: Remember, you've gotten the books, and there's all sorts of different crap in there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
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  unknown: Yeah.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_00: Well, back in the day, we used to have this UNICEF box and we look like a little milk carton.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_00: We would go around in our neighborhood and say, Will you donate to UNICEF?
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  SPEAKER_00: I remember one guy was like, Are you really gonna give it to your school?
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_01: And at the time, am I gonna keep a penny?
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_00: Well, at the time I was young, and I was like, Yes, I promise.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_00: But now as an adult, I'm like, you were like fretting over five cents, yeah, right, dude.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: People are just something we never change as a species.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, and I'm like the the like the sweetest little kid.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, I just let it give it to a Cambodian kid who has no food.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: It still doesn't have memo.