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#457 We Don't FLAKE the Same with Cali Blaise · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What Up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
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  Same podcast. Wake a big thank you so much everybody for tuning in.
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  Salute to everybody who came from the you know from the pre pre show which
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  is on my Instagram sometimes, you know when I when I'm up early joining
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  me with his infamous hats. You should just make one of those ers your
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  own at this point, but uh my toxic co host, what's up?
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  XG Dog? Look, look, you're right, I shouldn't make one of
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  my own. But it's literally it's the style of hat you can't see but
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  the beak, it's the brim, the brim. Yeah, you know about
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  how the brim isn't all long. I hate the long ass brims. Dude,
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  I I literally have I can make those hats. I passed up on
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  it. I'm probably gonna get the actual hat structure. I literally can buy
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  like fifty find this. Yeah, I'll make one that says literally I want
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  instead of saying it say I don't want to say cock because you know,
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  hockey, it has to be fully toxic or something bro something. But yeah,
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  bro, you just like you can't. You gotta think of it like
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  this bro like like, I don't ever buy another brand if I'm not using
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  it to fucking to for like the purpose of I'm like, hey, how
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  did they do this? How might I take this? Like every shirt that
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  I've bought, I'm like, I take it to one of my people and
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  I'm just like, hey, I like this fabric. Can you give me
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  this? Can you measure this shit? I'll the shirt out. If you
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  would have bought this member's only jacket, you would have bought it with the
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  purpose of life. I would have rocked it a few times, right,
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  Like, I would have rocked in it because I like it at first.
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  Right then I would have been like i would have sent it to my cousin.
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  I'm like, hey, dude, can you get these measurements down and
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  just put higher hunger shit on it? And then send this to the manufacturer.
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  Then when I'm doing I've done wearing it a few times, it goes
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  on what not, and then I just give my money back or whatever money
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  back. Nothing I ever buy is a loss. Everything I always buy with
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  the purpose of intent to make my money back at some point somehow. Sometimes
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  things go up in value. Sometimes I have to fucking break even. But
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  at the end of the day, I give my money back. That's where
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  I'm at right now. Like, we just look looking for a new car,
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  and I don't know what the fuck to do. I ask you,
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  should I lease? Should I buy? Should I buy cash? Should I
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  finance? Well? Do you see your cell phoning? Well, not owning
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  a car, but having a car for like, let's say three years,
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  and they're like, all right, time for a new car. Yeah,
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  also, welcome back. What's up? I don't know, That's what I
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  mean. It depends what I want. If anybody out there is, uh,
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  what do you call? You don't know what you want? You know
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  what I want? You want? I kind of do know what I want?
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  What do you want? Say a fucking Dodge please? I got a
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  cyber truck. I know, I got a pretty good down. A buggy,
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  I got a pretty good down. No, I gotta go. I
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  got a pretty good down to give, so I can get kind of something
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  nice. But I kind of want a Challenger So you're trying to be black,
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  No, I want a Challenger bro Overprise vehicle that will break down.
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  Actually, you know what, right now is not a bad time to buy
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  a Jeep Chrysler and uh, and Dodge or whatever it is, because all
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  those cars suck. That's exactly my point. All those cars are actually having
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  a lot of problems, like fuel injectors, fuel pumps, so they have
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  and electric issues. So if you go to the dealership right now, you're
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  gonna find one of those brand new Jeeps for about ten thousand less than what
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  they were asking for it before. And if you wait till the end of
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  the month at some of these dealerships, you'll be getting it at even maybe
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  a five thousand dollars less because they're hurting, you know what I mean,
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  They're hurting for somebody to come buy these cars. Bro Like, go walk
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  take a walk at like you're nice, like a Honda dealership. Look at
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  how none of the cars are actually like priced down because everything's quality Japanese machine
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  machinery. And then you go to like the Jeep dealership and you're like,
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  damn, how come this Ruby Kon is fucking like hella, hella, fucking
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  cheap. You're even seeing them on used car dealerships right now, cause that's
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  where the markets at. See how many piss out there a Kulichi town you
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  see with fucking jeeps. You think all these fools have good credit, nah,
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  dog Like some of these fools don't even are doing it with I thin
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  numbers. Brood, what's a good down payment on the car? I will
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  say, though, I do like a Challenger. I love a two door
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  Dodge. I feel you, But out of all the muscle cars are my
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  favorite. It's better than kamaroa here. You shouldn't buy anything new right now
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  though. Man, the car market is so ship definitely, honestly, man,
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  like, you should just you should just you should just get something like
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  that. You can that's kind of nice, but you should hit up Logan
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  and get and find it. Look, Bro, you buy a used car
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  like you do what I do. Bro, you buy a used car and
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  you get a mechanic before you buy the car that specializes in these cars.
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  Bro. Now, my beamers, I was just talking about my life.
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  My Beamer is ready to go for the summer. Bro. I'm waiting for
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  that detail to get in it. My chick engine light is off. Small
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  check is fucking good. By the way, we're officially sponsored. Yeah yeah,
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  yeah, I got worked out and my car passed. Monk. Yeah,
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  cars down there passed and so so. Yeah. So I would say
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  we're gonna be filming a commercial today afterwards, or I will if this has
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  to leave. But yeah, make sure you know. I'll let you guys
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  know about that sponsor, and you guys could get your small check and all
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  that stuff done. So yeah, I got that done. I'm getting the
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  top fucking you know, cleaned up, and the INSIGHT's pretty fucking clean,
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  getting the original sound system restored, so it's it's a nice looking like canna
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  be a nice summer. Oh and I got the fucking bread brand new and
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  in the same year, but their brand new tires with three rims, the
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  original getting nice. Getting something lighter, bro, I need something that can
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  handle those turns and shit like that. When this thing got a little fuck
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  it's after that, after all that rain. You can't be driving ocromlo cars
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  both too many bottles every fucking week. I'm at the tire shop like,
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  hey foo chicken again, Hey fooky chicken again? Straight up, bro,
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  Before though, what's a good down payment on the car? Like when you
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  used to work there, when you heard someone say I got this for now.
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  Well, I was in the car I was in the car business from
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  the years of eight to like twenty fourteen. When I graduated from college.
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  Wait, how many years is that is that? It's like more than ten
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  years? Oh in air? Mind? Sorry from eight let me see from
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  twenty thirty thirteen or twenty twelve I graduated. I don't know. I gotta
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  check my diploma. But but yeah, so I was. I wasn't school
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  for four years, and I was working at the car market, and we
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  used, honestly that the market was bad so you could get a good car
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  out of the dealership. For like, if you have bad credit, you
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  show up at two G's twenty five hundred dogs, that's it. Fuck yeah,
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  bro, we look at you like, yay, bro, you want
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  that car. Listen, we're financing it. And I would I remember there
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  was times where I would go personally drop the deal off at the fucking the
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  local bank that was financing this fool, and get this process so they can
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  get them do they could do it, bro, because we're trying to get
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  that car. So honestly, I missed that shit. Bro. Sometimes I
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  fucking missed the fucking the motivation I would get from being hungry and selling that
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  shit. I think that's why, like I'm good at what I do,
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  because I was out there in the field, talking to random people, convincing
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  them to get into debt, not knowing nobody, Bro. So you had
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  to get seasoned to that shit in sales, bro. Like I used to
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  pull up no umbers with that ship. Bro, I used to put up
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  some numbers selling cars. You literally know, you literally knew this guy wasn't
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  supposed to own this mustang because he worked on McDonald's. Oh sometimes sometimes I
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  would. Sometimes I would literally be like, we'll get that car back in
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  four months. It'll like black and mouths, but we'll get it back.
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  There's nothing, there's nothing, there's no not one ounce of you that I
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  felt some kind of like that's what makes you a fucking dog in that business.
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  Bro, I know I feel you. And that's how I knew I
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  was cut out for it. And that's why, like I knew that at
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  the end of the day, some ship goes out the fucking window, I'll
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  get into some kind of fucking sales. Can you turn up my please,
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  Like, I'll get into some kind of fucking sales and kill it, bro,
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  because I have that dog and stinking to me like where it's like,
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  hey, bro, if I need to go ahead, it's a commission based
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  job. I'll run it up, you know what I mean, Like,
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  that's why I think, like you know where, like what it would have
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  been a dangerous job for me to get working for Big Tobacco. Oh,
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  you would have lied, would have told people this is good healthy, this
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  is next to celary no cigarette. I would I would peel. I would
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  probably be the motherfucker to be like, look, we just make the filter
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  green, we make it organic, and it's vegan cigarettes. I was like,
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  now we get the vegan crowd hooked, like how and then I get
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  promoted. You know, I'd be chilling. Bro, I'm pretty sure that
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  idea has been like okay, but that's I'm not saying that's like that just
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  came off the top of evil. He's on this. He's just telling you
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  how evil he is, because that's not evil to say that that's evil people,
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  I'm not even you're giving people lung cancer, you're evil. This is
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  a hypothetical piece of ship. Yeah, you're hypothetically lying, you're hypothetically evil.
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  I'm saying if I had to, like, if I worked for Big
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  Tobacco, it'd be all bad. Bro. Remember that movie I made is
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  watching high School? About that that cigarette food. Did you ever watch that
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  ship? It's like this white fool, he's like it's a movie that he
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  works for a cigarette company and like smoking. I think so yeah, And
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  then he has a change of heart because he said, you just don't got
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  to go to the hospital. Like, like, bro, you just gotta
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  stay at working and going on vacation so much that you just never got time
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  to see the news about bad things about cigarettes. By the way, brous
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  the vape game came out, Bro, the cigarettes just became like people smoked
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  cigarettes like nothing. Ain't nobody have a problem with it these days? Yo,
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  talking about vapes. A low key heard ward on the street is that
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  maybe you guys should have done vape only after we don't smoke the same show?
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  I heard everybody was copping up along trying to perform my arizzo, trying
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  to headline behind that. Yeah, dog, what was the I mean,
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  I got text mess to be like, bro, we really don't smoke the
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  same because I was asking people how was it? Hey? Man, somebody
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  somebody said, shame on a nigga? Who running Who run game on a
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  nigga? And I'm just say, hey, bro, the game is to
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  be sold, not to be told. Bro, straight up, did you
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  just want to say the word no. Bro, it's like you just wanted
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  to read that because there was I can say regardless, Bro, the fuck
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  Bro. I've grown up predominantly in a fucking rolling thirties crip neighborhood all my
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  life, bro, and then I remember saying that ship as a kid.
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  Bro. Nobody nobody like this was like this was this one would not fucking
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  care, bro, Like they'll just be like, Yo, what's up.
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  That's my little nigga right there. I can't wait for you to meet Obama
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  one day. I mean, bro, if he says at first, I'm
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  singing it back, you have to, Yeah, you have to. That's
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  out of respect. I might get deported if I don't. I know,
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  you would have to ask, because you know by that time you have your
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  paper. Somebody said Easo would have made to mac Go from The Simpsons.
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  Fuck yeah, bro, I would have been like I would have been like,
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  look man, and that was the scary as episode when you think about
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  it. Honestly, bro, that's what they've done. I saw this.
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  I was watching this this clip right about uh about things that you didn't know,
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  and we've kind of already done it, and it's happened, and it's
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  happened. Uh, and it's happened uh many times, bro, Like with
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  fruit and engine gemo engineered fruits like so dude, asenos or peaches used to
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  they're originally from Asia, and the current peach that we see today didn't fucking
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  look like that. It's looked. It started looking like a cherry over twenty
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  seven years of genetically modifying this shit. This thing used to taste like lentils,
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  and Japanese people used to eat its or gott in it because they used
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  to taste like bland. Bro, that's what the original taste was, and
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  then these fools made it sweet and all this ship. So some of the
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  fruits were eating out there are not like that. They did not start out
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  like that, all of them. Yeah, that's why I like remember like
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  bless you, like when I when I was all I think I posted it
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  in one of the vlogs or I don't know how to come out of where
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  I was like, look at these little apples with your pa oh ship,
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  I'm done with this apple. And then I think my girlfriend's like, that's
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  what the original size is supposed to be. The apple like chicken too.
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  Dog. Chicken is supposed to be that motherfucking pig. Those chicken breasts you
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  catch at Albertson's fucking huge dog just cancer, still good though, I'm not
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  gonna lie. Then go to the farm, dude. Sometimes the price is
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  so good. Sometimes even sometimes I look at the organic and the other one.
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  I'm like, man, I know I'm buying the same. It's just
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  labels at the end. No, it's not. Hey man, somebody did
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  me believe, Let me believe. I think this fool got the wrong idea
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  and the chat get away from us. That said. He's like, Yo,
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  He's like, you wonder what Mexicans can't progress? Bro. Being in
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  car sales is not buckets in the crab, buckets of crabs, Bro.
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  Like, it's a sales game. Bro. It's like like like Joe said,
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  it, don't hate the player, hate the game. Bro, that's
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  the whole point of a dealership is yeah, like product dude, Yeah,
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  Like what the fuck? Bro? And you? And people? I mean,
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  tell me one. I mean, everybody knows that when you go to
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  the dealership you're kind of getting fucked right. Oh yeah, I don't know
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  what knows that everybody what the fuck. It's a commission based job. Somebody
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  has to make money, bro, And like, you have to get your
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  card the best. The thing is, you have to get the best deal.
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  And not every deal was a pounder. The only time you don't win
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  is when you have cash. Only time you win, you go to dealership.
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  You have cash, they'll lower the price on that car a lot by
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  the whole thing cash right now, you're gonna drop twenty k right now.
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  And man, somebody has bad credit in the taruble like somebody's like they pounded
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  me, know, but for real though, on the rail, how hotbox
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  was that motherfucker? Oh yeah? Alright, First of all, let's get
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  a round of applause. I want to give a big thank you to everybody,
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  specifically the people on patreon debate it possible for our first we don't smoke
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  the same comedy show that we're trying to do monthly for you guys. So
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  thank you everybody who pulled up. It was a packed house. I'm not
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  gonna lie, ray was it packed? It was pot man. A lot
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  of people came through that thank you for coming through. There was maybe like
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  two chairs that were free. That's it. Yeah. And also a big
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  shout out to Baby Matra. Myself and Baby Mathra made those free tattoos happen
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  for you guys. Uh, thank you everybody that got one. Next time
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  get it. We don't smoke the same one. Yeah, Like you know
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  what I'm saying, Like she worked hard on those fucking designs and Chile did
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  too. I'm making them like you know what I'm saying. Chile made them
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  and then she worked hard on doing them outline, So fucking you know what
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  I'm saying, Make sure you guys get one next time. Bro, I'm
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  not saying joined the cold, but it's pretty sick. Uh what is it?
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  Also too, there was a yeah, so so the whole show,
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  Thank you b for holding the bar and everything down. She made pretty cool
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  and didn't kick the little homie out. Uh but uh but yeah, the
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  overall though, it was a great comedy show. Number one, Tommy flaked
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  fu Yeah, lake Zilla dog and they all when I went up there and
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  I said it, they all boot him that on camera. You got that?
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  Yeah, Like everybody was boo, it's got a nice excuse stuff.
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  It's not a nice is a nice if it's real, which I think is
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  real. I don't know what pick one? Bro? Like? Who like?
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  Pick pick one? Bro? Like, don't try to light on me
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  twice bro, Like I posted up on the Patreon lies or truth? Yeah,
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  like, And then people were just like, he pulled the first will
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  know you he's lying you and somebody will see that. If you want to
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  go see the live, go pay five bucks dog somebody somebody's live. Somebody
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  literally wrote there like pick one either the stroke or the feil you know or
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  the fall you know? They were just like, which, what is it?
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  A stupid does he take you with? So Tommy said he had a
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  stroke? Anythel Tommy said, Tommy said his mom fell and all right,
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  all right, but but uh he hit me up out of the blue because
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  I hit him up in the morning and I was like, see us six
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  player, And then he hit me up two hours later. He's like,
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  hey, He's like, I just DMed you and I didn't DM me at
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  all. There was no DM at all. Uh yeah, there will see
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  your requests, no nothing, bro, he's my friend on there, so
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  obviously I would have got it. And yeah, he just not gonna lie
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  as an excuse. King sounds like an excuse. Yeah, I was an
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  excuse, king dog, I'm not gonna lie high school anything, Dog School.
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  George Pere. He gave me an excuse that would be credible for like
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  a George Perez, because George has the credibility of being a great comic.
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  You know. He had another sh shout out to George. But he's not
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  a George Perez. You know how how we were putting him on. Bro,
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  the fuck have you ever had? Have you ever went out of Have
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  you ever had such a good excuse that when you got away with it you
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  were even laughing, like got those talkers, got those fool every time.
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  I've always used an excuse and ship like that. Bro Carmon has always been
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  there, Yeah, someway or another, And I always remember when that bitch
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  hits me in the face. That's why I try to say what it is
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  if I don't like it or not, which is sometimes it doesn't get it
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  doesn't make me very a very popular guy. But I don't like like,
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  I don't like holding it in because that's like that's an ugly feeling to say,
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  like I had to fake the fucking pretend I like this motherfucker, you
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  know what I mean? Or like protect I had to protect, say,
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  to pretend, like if we had to do a food place, I tell
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  you like, well, I don't like that ship. Bro, fuck that
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  ship, like you know what I mean, Like this fucking ticky masolid pulls
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  straight up or something that I would say, bro, like the whole fucking
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  way. But hey, bro, I'd rather just keep it that way.
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  There was just one time where I had I was super hungover. Like those
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  hangovers were like you just got home and you literally looking at the clock,
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  black bike, I gotta get get ready for work right now, I can
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  get ready for work. I'm like, I'm not going to work this ship.
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  And I was like how do how am I gonna get out of this?
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  And it's those times we're like you're already on thin ice. There's no
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  like it's already Saturday. I'm hungover because it's probably Friday, Friday or Saturday,
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  so they're gonna know I'm hungover. So anyone's like, man, fuck
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  it. So I go. And I was like I kid on my dad
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  because at the moment I was like rito, this is like nineteen seventeen.
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  I was like, yeah, pah, how do I deflate the tire?
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  Put his was like fuck I was like, how do I deflate the tire?
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  He's like kind of knew. I was like, look, he's like,
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  said, denis responsible a And then he explained it to me, took
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  a picture of it, send it to my manager, and then we had
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  an air compressor at the house. Were Mexican. We had an air compressor.
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  So I didn't do nothing. I sent the picture of the fucking of
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  the flat tire and then I didn't even say I wasn't coming in. I
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  was like, hey, guys, wait, you asked your dad to deflate
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  or inflate? No, no, to teach me how to deflate it because
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  I didn't know how at the moment, Like I don't know. I know
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  you just literally I didn't exactly, but I didn't know. It's being honest,
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  it's a real moment. No, no, I know. But did
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  you try it a little bit? No? Okay, I see that.
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  My dad just my dad just laughter me. He's like, just go like
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  this. So I just pressed it and then deflated and I knew how to
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  use the compressor, so I knew that part at least your daddy and tell
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  you stupid that ship like he say, you don't know too me? Yeah,
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  then I took a picture of there and then this how this is how
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  good the lie was. There's there's still more too. I send the picture
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  to my manager and then I call him. I'm like, hey, dog,
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  like I was ready to go to work and like I wake up and
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  I see the flat tire, like like, I'm calling Triple A right now.
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  They should be here soon, sooner than later, you know. For
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  He's like, okay, okay, yeah, make sure like I still try
• 18:22
  and come in type of shit. Oh, I go back to sleep.
• 18:26
  I wait two hours. I call him back. I'm like, yo,
• 18:30
  dude, Triple A is here. You still need me? And he's like,
• 18:33
  full, yeah need vang. I said the rush is over and he's
• 18:37
  like, but thank you for like making the effort. Dog make thank you
• 18:41
  for making the effort. Now I'm there, likes up and the hos see
• 18:45
  like a cham dog. I'm like, oh, lion king. I felt
• 18:48
  like not like Temmy, but I've done a couple of those. Like I
• 18:52
  feel successful. I feel like I winning. Damn fucking scandalous. He's been
• 19:00
  scamming people. But remember when he used to sell fucking those messed up cars
• 19:03
  and he blocked somebody bro it's part of life. That was don't buy a
• 19:07
  car onlist at night. You bought it at night, talking like you said,
• 19:11
  you gotta get your mechanics to look at it. Full came with his
• 19:14
  mom. The car was for his mom, but like, bring someone else,
• 19:18
  don't look at it at night. Don't look at don't buy a car
• 19:19
  at night. First of all, I can't even see the dents straight.
• 19:23
  I mean, damn. But then what was what did they tell you what
• 19:26
  they were trying to hit you up at first? Bro? You know this
• 19:30
  was for my mom. You don't feel bad because he kept going. I
• 19:33
  just ignored him because I was like, bro, like and you never saw
• 19:36
  this. Never sew your car your pad, meet meet up at Stater Brothers.
• 19:38
  Don't because then they'll come come game banging at your pad. Don't do
• 19:41
  that ship Stater Brothers. Full ran the mass Fine, you're just fucking I
• 19:47
  was like, movida, go to the police station to meet up. A
• 19:49
  lot of people do that a lot of people do that. Yeah, I
• 19:52
  bought cell phones and we meet up like at T Mobile. I bought an
• 19:55
  iPhone and meet up at T Mobile because I need to make sure it gets
• 19:56
  fucking LinkedIn right now. So yeah, no, you got you can be
• 20:00
  smart. So what I'm saying, you gotta be smart. Point smart people
• 20:03
  just meet up at the police station and the cops like, what do you
• 20:06
  guys doing selling stuff? Not being make a mess? Yeah, not paying
• 20:11
  taxes on it. Sometimes i'd be looking at it. Let's be looking at
• 20:15
  Like I went to the police station like two months ago and I walked in
• 20:18
  there and I'm just like, fuck, fool shit, fucked up. Bro,
• 20:22
  Like I'm just like these fools just look like, yeah, there's not
• 20:23
  enough. There's not enough for these fools to even take care of the ship.
• 20:27
  We should vlog working at a liquor store. No, it's just down
• 20:32
  dangerous. That's why. What do you what do you think blogs are for?
• 20:34
  People don't want to see you working at I mean Starbucks would be kind
• 20:37
  of cool though, but that's what point of a vlog is, Like you
• 20:40
  gotta Starbucks, don't you? Like I want, not that I want to
• 20:45
  work at a gas station, but those gas stations that have the about Chili's
• 20:48
  job. Chili is another job where shout out to Chili Dog. You think
• 20:52
  if we go on the shift that she's there, Like, like we can
• 20:56
  still whatever want I really can bro I mean technically she can't talk. I
• 21:02
  mean I've asked her. We've seen videos ship people. What about it?
• 21:07
  When she quit smoke? We just take all the stuff. It's for the
• 21:12
  podcast. It was for content we did like a mister beach, don't we
• 21:18
  use her cvs to make content? Guy? Why don't we use her cvs
• 21:21
  to make conient She's a manager to make what to make conient content? Content?
• 21:26
  Yeah? I mean like she's gonna get fired food. Oh, I'm
• 21:30
  just saying like she'll let us like you righty knows what I mean, like
• 21:33
  when a liquor store that you do things. I'm not gonna say, like
• 21:34
  she don't let us rob ship, but like you don't get behind the counter
• 21:38
  fact like we work at CVS for like five minutes. We should have somebody
• 21:42
  on the podcast who actually works at the liquor store. Can we get a
• 21:48
  Korean guy? Though I actually know somebody like a Korean guy who is like
• 21:52
  he doesn't check like I remember, like when I used to have a fake
• 21:56
  ID and now I was under age drinking, like I tried it a few
• 22:00
  times and it didn't work the first two times, and then I went one
• 22:06
  last time to this to this liquor store that's on Peico, and there was
• 22:10
  this Korean guy and fool, This fool just looked at it. He just
• 22:15
  he just swiped it and discharged before it You never did a hay mister.
• 22:19
  Yeah, we did that once. But then this food like had like he
• 22:23
  had a guilt trip after that, and like in the middle of going to
• 22:26
  the store, he's like, man, I just don't want to do that.
• 22:29
  Man. You guys gonna get fucked up, man like. And then
• 22:32
  he was like, here's all money back, and I was just like,
• 22:34
  man, we're trying to go to the kickbag food. Well, you gotta
• 22:37
  get a homeless This seems like start grinding, bro, because I've been asked.
• 22:42
  I've been. I've been at the liquor store where I guess I look
• 22:45
  like mister cool guy, like the eldest guy will hook it up. I
• 22:47
  wanted to and I wanted to sow bad dog. I was like, but
• 22:49
  I don't have papers. Next thing, you know, the boy got to
• 22:53
  try to get some kid. But I've been a hate minster and you're just
• 22:56
  like, nah, dude, like you can't. I've been a hat mister
• 22:59
  with a Swisher too, like, hey, can you add another one to
• 23:02
  that? And you're like, nah, dog, it's not get into good.
• 23:06
  Oh this reminds me of Super Bad. Remember they got that one guy
• 23:08
  to there? Oh yeah, yeah, guys got on Facebook or something.
• 23:14
  Hey, you know what we should do for Thursdays? We should get those
• 23:15
  buckets that they sell at those liquor stores. You know what I mean,
• 23:18
  the ones that are all complete that you see people like make they pour all
• 23:22
  of those together. Have you seen those? Oh? Yeah, I always
• 23:23
  wanted to try one of those, but I'm a flecking hangover, like a
• 23:26
  Henny Child out or yeah, okay, but I'm saying, like between three
• 23:29
  fools, like you just get one cup so you'll be all right. You
• 23:32
  know what I'm saying. It's not like drinking like ten of those that's when
• 23:34
  you but those things look dangerous food. They have like ten shots of different
• 23:38
  stuff. You know who's you know, who's you know who risks his life
• 23:41
  a lot? And I know I'm sound dramatic as fuck, but I kind
• 23:44
  of do. Remember want water bottles one water bottles, stepped it up.
• 23:48
  He's doing four, He's doing four rocals like that. He's doing like beat
• 23:52
  boxes. I'm gonna catch on the EDDC. This was gonna be a EEDC
• 23:56
  dog and I already asked him. I was like, yoa make some collin
• 23:57
  with me. I'll do some of that ship not really, but I'm down,
• 24:00
  but I can't keep up with them. Want water bottles. He's a
• 24:03
  guy that just grabs like a water bottle like this and just goes he said
• 24:07
  dog. Or he'll go on a roller coaster and need a hamburger. He's
• 24:11
  just you can look him up y'all on Instagram. His names like you'll eat
• 24:15
  it fast, bro, like just like I don't know, bro, that's
• 24:18
  kind of like yeah, the cookie Monster style by hey, you know,
• 24:22
  speaking speaking of cookie Monster, did you know his name wasn't always cookie Monster?
• 24:26
  No for real, like you know, like cookie Monster, that wasn't
• 24:30
  always his name, bro? What was his name? Take a guess,
• 24:36
  cookie Monster, Michkhan. I don't know. I have no idea Blue Monster.
• 24:41
  That fool's name was said, Why they change it? Uh? They
• 24:45
  made an episode, bro, or like this fool fucking tries the cookie the
• 24:48
  first time, but then like he sings that me first tried cookie, like
• 24:53
  fucking like song and he even says it in the song. He was like,
• 24:56
  before I tried Cookie, I was Sid or something like that. Yeah,
• 25:02
  yeah, bro, for looking up. I mean if who who's that
• 25:06
  tripping? Though? But his name was Sid. They tried it for like
• 25:08
  like for a while. That was like the original thing. I don't know.
• 25:12
  I was never a Sessame Street type of kid. Name as fucked to
• 25:17
  me. I watched a lot of PBS stuff growing up as a kid,
• 25:21
  because you have to. I don't don't have to. PBS could have done
• 25:23
  other things. I mean yeah, but had good Ship, the Antique the
• 25:30
  Antique Road Show. Bro. I remember watching that ship with my grandma,
• 25:32
  Like, man, come, we don't have another stuff, Grandma respect on
• 25:36
  PBS. PBS is fu funded by people like us. Yeah, I didn't
• 25:40
  like it. I always sad it was brought to you by people. You
• 25:41
  don't like Fox and that's funded by a bunch of elite people. But you're
• 25:45
  gonna hate on the one that's funded by viewers like you weren't fucking like PBS,
• 25:48
  bitch, Yeah, like what you know to make our own PBS commercial.
• 25:52
  You know why I hated PBS because I hated this show. Every time
• 25:56
  the show came on and I was cooling. I had no I hate it
• 26:02
  between the lions. You're a fucking ass between the lions. When that ship
• 26:07
  came on, I was like, what the fuck are we doing? I
• 26:10
  need cartoons. Cartoons, you know, cartoons are not fucking between the lions.
• 26:14
  You know, pits bro. I hate puppets. I'm not lookle kid.
• 26:17
  I don't like puppets. It was like to me, it's like,
• 26:18
  no, there's no Is that why you don't do the pocket pussy ship?
• 26:22
  Yeah? I don't like ye know, they're a puppetry. You know,
• 26:26
  your dick, you know, controlling something, you know, you like between
• 26:30
  the lions. I don't even know what you're talking about. I never watched
• 26:32
  that. That show was all right, PBS shows that we watched like that.
• 26:34
  I watched this lame ass show. I never watched it, to be
• 26:38
  honest, I saw it, but yeah, how Laman was you saw?
• 26:41
  When I saw it, I was like, man, I can't get hit
• 26:44
  to this, so I would just switch it to Regrats, Thank you real
• 26:47
  cartoons. Yeah, Prograts had the you know, the Regrats had the you
• 26:51
  know who made the made the soundtrack for the Real Grats the same fools.
• 26:52
  Who did that whipp it in the shape? Yeah? Bro, they did,
• 26:57
  Yeah, they did that. That's an epic song. Bro. Yeah
• 27:03
  yeah, Bro, that's a sick ass intro. Bro like that was sick.
• 27:07
  But what about PBS shows? I used to watch Arthur of course,
• 27:11
  I still sing that song to this day. Bro. If I ever have
• 27:12
  a reggae band play and one of our gigs, I'm telling him to be
• 27:15
  like you guys have to know how to play the Arthur's song though, like
• 27:18
  you know me, I was privileged. I thought, I'm not done with
• 27:22
  PBS show's dog. I watched a lot of PBS. Bro, gross,
• 27:26
  Remember Sagua was that on PBS? I remember Saga? Was it? Is
• 27:30
  that a nation ship? Siamese cat Okay? Yeah that was PBS. Yeah
• 27:33
  bro with this, I still want to Siamese cut to this day, bro,
• 27:37
  fucking Sagua living it up. Bro, she had the life. Bro,
• 27:40
  she was living in that Chinese castle or whatever it was, the me
• 27:45
  and you and suboom of food. That shit was hard, dogs, Booma
• 27:49
  food was hard? What else was going on PBS? I used to watch
• 27:53
  the Antique Roll Show. That ship was hard. I used to I'm like,
• 27:56
  man, I want to buy this stuff, then you see the price.
• 27:59
  You're like reading Rainbow, dude, Oh yeah, reading Rainbow. Butterfly
• 28:03
  in the Sky, I could fly twice. It's not And I would not
• 28:10
  go to Guy's house if I was a little kid, I would not go
• 28:11
  to guys. Yeah. Bit's like, you're such a hater. Bro.
• 28:15
  That was the most positive ship you could have watched for free, if exactly
• 28:19
  I mean for like my parents. My parents we always had about the house.
• 28:25
  I hate to say that was the only thing, but I was like,
• 28:26
  just watch a pussy at four. Yeah, Bro, that's exactly what
• 28:33
  he's like. I was watching the Taxi Cab Confessions daytime TV, like Clifford.
• 28:37
  Magic school Bus was t I didn't watch Clifford though the Clifford. Yeah,
• 28:41
  Magic school Bus was sick, but I learned a lot from Magic school
• 28:44
  Bus. Like p B and j Otters. I saw Peeping ja Otters.
• 28:47
  You watched the blacks Oie was so nice? It was you're fucking autistic,
• 28:55
  bro, fuck you like this? Like I swear, Bro, like you'd
• 28:59
  be like the most like stupid SHIPBNJ order Do you remember that one? I
• 29:03
  never watched that ship. Bro. Let me see there was some other ship
• 29:07
  artistic because I didn't, like I didn't watch Dragon Tails. I just couldn't
• 29:12
  get into it, or maybe I was watching something else at that time.
• 29:15
  Yeah, bro, but that PPS had some fucking badass ship. Bro.
• 29:19
  But how cool was it? What the Simpsons want wrong? I remember watching
• 29:23
  them. I used to get mad when there used to be baseball instead of
• 29:26
  the Simpsons. Oh yeah. And then yeah, bro, like it used
• 29:30
  to be like what the fuck? Bro? This this is the heart lot
• 29:34
  of my day? Like I'm supposed to be watching news. Did your parents
• 29:40
  never let you? Did your parents ever like like try to censor you from
• 29:42
  watching something? Dog? No, my dad didn't give a fuck to let
• 29:47
  you watch anything well like cartoon Wise or like what do you mean like anything
• 29:51
  on TV? Yeah? Like nothing was censored on TV, Like I remember
• 29:55
  that. Like I had a friend, boy says and Fool used to have
• 30:00
  a straight dass dad food and that fool like like that Fool's dad they walked
• 30:04
  out in the middle of Fast in the Furies was smooth and then he's just
• 30:08
  like took him out of the due. Yeah bro, and then it was
• 30:12
  I remember that he still tried to watch the DVD because somebody got it from
• 30:17
  like a taco stand and they had given it to him, and his dad
• 30:19
  found that his dad broken. Yeah, that fool's dad was a hard ass
• 30:23
  food. I don't know why that fool was so angry at life, you
• 30:26
  know what, bro, I mean, I kind of get it. I
• 30:29
  think he knew something about that dude moist wasn't gay or anything something like that,
• 30:34
  Like he knew. I think he was just like stupid. He knew
• 30:37
  his future. Oh like he was. Yeah, I can see that,
• 30:41
  and he's like, man, but he's like and then he probably looks at
• 30:42
  me like I couldn't save him. That's true that you ever feel like parents
• 30:47
  are like that, Bro, They feel like angry because they like they know.
• 30:49
  It's like, if I know my kids are funk up, Bro,
• 30:52
  I gotta be twice as hard on him. Yeah. I've seen just so
• 30:56
  many people where I've been like, you know, but can I that's the
• 31:02
  most hurtful cant TV is on TV. I don't know. I like,
• 31:11
  but like when they compare it to somebody, you know, like another family
• 31:14
  member like that, ships that's just hurtful to a kid. You can let
• 31:18
  well, why are you more like his mom? Then yeah, keep keep
• 31:22
  haring. My dear wouldn't let my cousins watch SpongeBob because you were showing his
• 31:26
  ass. Your parents would change the channel and there's like sex scenes going on.
• 31:37
  Uh tell you my parents care Like that's kind of awkward though, like
• 31:41
  a sex thing going on. Your parents will watching TV with you? Bro,
• 31:44
  You're just like put on TV. You know what, you know what,
• 31:48
  you know what. We weren't allowed to watch guys ever, remember watching
• 31:52
  no no, no, no no no, because I remember, man,
• 31:59
  you guys me forget asshole. Oh, I remember. We weren't a lot
• 32:06
  of watches. My parents watched this every single night for like two years and
• 32:10
  we were supposed to be asleep by that time. Onto Quarto, that pornographic
• 32:15
  Noela clone. Yeah, they fucked on every episode. Yeah, and I
• 32:23
  think my parents fucked during it too. That's why they said go to sleep.
• 32:27
  It was called a clone dog. I don't know what the fucking thing
• 32:29
  was, but it was about Jesus and getting cloned and like Joe Biden Hunter
• 32:35
  Biden Ship clone ship, Donald Trump clone ship. But it's not about that,
• 32:37
  I don't kidding. But it was about clonel. They were talking about
• 32:40
  cloning ship in the Middle East. You remember watching No I remember my parents
• 32:44
  were like a quartos called it clone. Yes, very sexual. They for
• 32:51
  real life, but they I wonder if those shows had like a like if
• 32:53
  you bought the DVD said poor graphic soul. Yeah, you gotta think about
• 33:01
  like Ray, you know this ship? Hey for Keith Herrick's Oh no,
• 33:08
  no, never get to it. Sorry. My mom wouldn't let me watch
• 33:15
  Family Guy because she thought it was called Family Gay. Yeah, bro,
• 33:24
  Like have you ever seen the Spanish portals? Yeah? Brother, they're they're
• 33:29
  dopey a bingo. I don't that's not what they say. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:36
  boy, to come? I could never say that that. I don't.
• 33:39
  I don't never think about to come? Is that even the real thing?
• 33:44
  Ingo? Like when you're about to come? Does it translate the same
• 33:47
  thing? Yes? Look it up. Ray. If I want to watch
• 33:51
  a porno and jerk off to it, if I were to hear that,
• 33:53
  I would want to turn I would get turned off. I would turn it
• 33:57
  off. I'm done, go to the next one. What if the girls
• 34:00
  saying you have an't you haven't? Then see you haven't watched it, bitch,
• 34:05
  I have What are you talking about shows the video like there's just fucking
• 34:08
  you've never seen. Put the link on the page, Senora and La Marquetta,
• 34:14
  never seen like those video where this guy picks up some little girl and
• 34:15
  some lady at La Marta and they speaking Spanish because they have bang bus like
• 34:20
  the bank bus in Spanish. They don't have bang. You don't think Mexico
• 34:24
  copies all with everything America does. Talk they have about that casting couch,
• 34:29
  their fucking step brothers now to step Mom's two bro. Mexico's maybe a little
• 34:34
  behind, but they're not what do you call that in Spanish? What step
• 34:39
  mom Madrastama, Lama Sellima and Lama Sellencima. That's kind of, you know,
• 34:50
  quite a bit ex somebody said Malua's triple eggs. I don't know.
• 34:58
  Yeah, what up? Okay, you don't go on porn on Mexico.
• 35:00
  You don't think, yeah dog, you don't think all our dads are watching
• 35:05
  Mexican porn. Dog. Your dad's not watching a fucking normal American porn dog
• 35:07
  they're watching. I don't even think they know. They don't know the qu
• 35:13
  like we're telling me Mexico don't got good quality porn or in Salvador or mamercially
• 35:21
  speaking, probably not. They got some is a clean country. There's only
• 35:24
  one child that I know about. It's called sexmax dot com. And it's
• 35:29
  not good. It's it's you know, it's pretty modern. Check it out.
• 35:32
  So I'm saying, hey, Blaze is gonna come and join the conversation
• 35:36
  in twenty minutes. Yeah, your dog come through has been a hell yeah,
• 35:42
  yeah, no, what is it? I wouldn't be turned off if
• 35:45
  a girl like if okay, but like I wouldn't want to watch like Mexican
• 35:49
  porn. If I'm gonna watch some kind of like a Spanish porn, I
• 35:51
  would like if I had to choose, I probably be like, yo,
• 35:53
  if I'm gonna choose the way you're gonna watch like the type of Spanish and
• 35:57
  be like there'll be some Dominican or something a Spanish version like like like a
• 36:01
  Dominican chick or something like that. Something that doesn't make it like Dominican chicks
• 36:05
  don't. We're not gonna say angle you have angle like they're probably gonna use
• 36:08
  some other slang. I know, like you you you you'd be payd,
• 36:12
  you'd be worried at all. Some girl was like Bruce ban I like that,
• 36:16
  but it's just like it's just it's not I don't know, it's not
• 36:19
  how I talk dirty you. But she's talking to you. You could talk
• 36:22
  to her in English. She might be turned on because she's never here.
• 36:27
  I be like, okay, Bruce band or porn hub is blocked in Texas
• 36:31
  now, no way, another reason why you should not move to Texas.
• 36:37
  You see that porn Hub's asking if you're a teen and over now, like
• 36:40
  fools can't click? Yes? Yeah, I know like that. Now Marty
• 36:45
  here, you don't think I'm anna click yes. I think that was just
• 36:47
  I mean they should. I think they still should. I think I remember
• 36:51
  an elementary dog. We had this Macintosh computers. Bro. We had just
• 36:54
  gotten them in like fifth grade, bro, and like for this black kid
• 37:00
  colored ones, yeah, the sea through colored ones food. This black kid
• 37:02
  fucking put porno on there, bro. Yeah bro. And we were in
• 37:07
  fifth grade, right, and I remember everybody left the class and this was
• 37:09
  when and he like, I don't know, I guess he was watching porno
• 37:13
  right, like or something like that. And like I guess during one of
• 37:15
  the times, like one of the teachers was looking through the history and cleaning
• 37:20
  up the computer. And then he was like, what the hell because we
• 37:21
  were all signed a different different computer, they had different numbers on it.
• 37:24
  And then they were just like who the fuck is doing this? And then
• 37:28
  they started they asked the teacher. They were just like, I remember exists
• 37:30
  and I put it together now that they asked the teacher like, are you
• 37:34
  watching porno? Like and this is that? No bro kid? Cortnell?
• 37:38
  Yeah, definitely. I remember, like what They didn't treat it like a
• 37:43
  fucking like a bad thing. They treated it like, yo, something's wrong
• 37:45
  with this kid, bro, you shouldn't be looking at that ship. And
• 37:47
  I remember like they literally they just psychologists and the and the teacher got asked
• 37:54
  to come out and then they asked him, Yeah, that fool was watching
• 37:58
  porn in fifth grade, talking about that's just crazy, uh, like fucking
• 38:01
  to be watching porn? Can find a website for it was probably pictures,
• 38:07
  you know what I mean. Like, but like they were just like,
• 38:08
  what the fuck? Who's been looking at all this shit? And I was
• 38:12
  just like, damn, bro. We came back and I was like,
• 38:14
  man, what happened to Cornell? Right up? So you're talking about about
• 38:19
  like porn and Ship like ry Why it's kind of like it's it's looked down
• 38:23
  upon now. But like Raym, I know about this. No no,
• 38:27
  no, no, no no no no no no no no, Raym,
• 38:29
  I know about this, especially in New York during like the seventies. Do
• 38:32
  you ever you've heard of this movie called Deep Throat Hell? Yeah, Doc
• 38:37
  they were watching porn was ideas that he was in the nineteen seventies. Yeah,
• 38:42
  it became down to look down upron. I don't know since when it's
• 38:45
  considered the like the first like legitimate like pornographic film, but to be like
• 38:52
  put out in the theater and shiit not like those sleazy theaters. But I'm
• 38:54
  talking like an actual Oh no no no, you could go to Regal and
• 38:58
  watch someone sucking the dick, yeah, literally dogging people say someone, Isn't
• 39:01
  it a chick? I don't know. I've never seen you know, the
• 39:07
  plot. I've never seen the movie. No, I'm not. I've never
• 39:08
  seen it either. I've just found about. Hey, Joey Diaz talked about
• 39:10
  seeing it in theaters. Actually I think yeah, it was. It was
• 39:14
  rated X. That's why movies were rated X back then. And Ship well,
• 39:19
  just to give The plot real quick is about this chick she has to
• 39:22
  throw problems. She goes to the doctor and yeah, that happens. That's
• 39:27
  fucking funny. That's the funniest plot ever. He we should Havelock going into
• 39:30
  one of those theaters. They don't have them open anymore. We're gloves they
• 39:34
  open anymore store, right, but those sex theaters, Yeah, I'm sure
• 39:37
  there's some out there, are you I mean, are you allowed to beat
• 39:39
  it off in there? Or is that like not allowed? Is that?
• 39:43
  Is that a very thin line? It's a fla I heard like fools like
• 39:47
  they okay, so like it's sex shops or like certain sex shops like fools.
• 39:52
  There's an underground scene with stuff like that foods. So there's you can
• 39:57
  go to a sex shop and and and and beat off food like you'll pay
• 40:00
  and then you read it rent a little booth and then foods are just jacking
• 40:04
  off in the bag. And then there's like two or three bathrooms and a
• 40:06
  lot of these sex shops and one of the bathrooms is like there'll be gay
• 40:08
  foods to go back there, and there's like a glory whole type of shit.
• 40:12
  Do you think, Okay, that's that's true. I saw I'm saying
• 40:15
  that, you know, I saw an interview for one Food that like,
• 40:19
  yeah he did, he works in the valley. I know what shop he
• 40:22
  works at. Bro It's by north Bridge. Yeah, I know exactly.
• 40:24
  Yeah he said there's a bathroom where he just has a hole. Exactly.
• 40:28
  What all you have to do is like go on Redd or something, say
• 40:30
  I will be there at three and there will be someone else on here a
• 40:32
  dispensary next to that shop Bro, And it was it was right before you
• 40:37
  go to north Bridge, and I used to stop buy it and I'm like
• 40:38
  every time, I'm like, the fuck is why is there never any parking
• 40:43
  here? Like and then everybody I was like, who's parking here? Like
• 40:45
  it used to be a little tie fucking food spot, a sex shop and
• 40:49
  then a little fucking dispensary writing story on thirty five cap or some ship.
• 40:52
  And then I'm just like, man, I was gonna park on the side.
• 40:55
  And then you would see a lot of people walk in their food like
• 40:58
  there would be people in there and I'm just like what the fuck? Yeah,
• 41:00
  I know that off in there. No, they was like that was
• 41:04
  like a gay meet up spot or like foods will go in there to beat
• 41:07
  off the pornoals or like like you know people that would meet on Craigslist or
• 41:10
  something like that, Like they'll meet up at places like I understand the Gloryhole,
• 41:15
  Like I kind of get. I'm like understand whatever, I don't understand
• 41:17
  how like you can just put your dick in there and expect No, they
• 41:22
  already set it up. Yeah, they set it up like they'll they'll be
• 41:24
  like on some cragslist ship they'll be like, yo, I've always wanted to
• 41:27
  experience this. I'm a gay man, this and that, and then like
• 41:30
  they'll fucking set it up. They'll be like, well, this is a
• 41:32
  meet up spot, we'll meet up at this time, and then fools,
• 41:35
  fools will requested like I was pulling soft one under Beddy like he explained,
• 41:38
  he spent the He explained the whole breakdown, and I was like, what
• 41:43
  the fuck? That ship was crazy? Man? But what I was gonna
• 41:46
  ask you, Okay, So he said, there's these places where guys go
• 41:50
  like kind of beat off and they're kind of allowed to. You think it's
• 41:52
  for the thrill or because they have nowhere else to do it. You get
• 41:57
  what I'm trying to say, like it's all circumstantial, right at the end
• 42:01
  of the day, You're right, but you know what I mean, like
• 42:05
  it has to be a little bit for the thrill, Like why just not
• 42:07
  do it in your car? Then? I mean is thrilling? I think
• 42:09
  it's like more like I don't know, maybe like it is a thrill,
• 42:13
  but at the same time you're getting off, bro, think about it,
• 42:15
  like these fools, no, I just because where else are they going to
• 42:19
  meet up? Be like, hey, fool, meet me a TGI Friday
• 42:21
  something my dig in the bathroom, you know what I mean, Like like
• 42:23
  this is a this is a place that's designated for these fools or whatever,
• 42:29
  dog like, and rather they be right there food. You don't need that
• 42:31
  shit happening in like fucking you know, bed Robin or something, you know
• 42:36
  what I mean, Like like where are you go? But man, I
• 42:40
  don't know exactly who and I can't fucking figure out to find it. But
• 42:43
  you never heard of this mayor that got caught looking up with some gay guy
• 42:46
  and they found out that they're like no, they know, like hand signals
• 42:50
  at the airport, like when they're gay, and they'll do like that glory
• 42:53
  whole shit. Mm yeah, they'll have like signs and that's how they'll know,
• 42:59
  Like I'm getting the ship. It's like that, like signs, like
• 43:02
  I just picture imagine somebody's trying to actually use the restaurant. They go and
• 43:07
  somebody, this is coming you see about? Literally yeah, something like that.
• 43:10
  Mayor got caught like that, Like you just literally like what the fuck
• 43:15
  you want? Someone goes like okay to you, and you go a okay
• 43:20
  back to them. Has ever been a prank from one of the prank shows?
• 43:24
  Like No, that's like, that's not you can't be doing that.
• 43:29
  Ship. That's just gotta be some ship. Somebody said couples go in there
• 43:32
  and stay in the same booth while the wife is sucking dick and the dude
• 43:36
  records. It's a bro people, So I'm like, fucking cook ship,
• 43:40
  bro, some people like that get them. That's kind of crazy to me.
• 43:44
  Bro, It's crazy because the thought of somebody else bony woman like enrages
• 43:47
  you and rages me, you know what I mean. Like if you're like,
• 43:50
  man, somebody that's mine, you mean like your primal instinct. Yeah
• 43:54
  yeah, bro, like you have that k man fucking instinct. Bro like
• 43:57
  it's been. It's been like if you're a fucking masculine manbro, or like
• 44:00
  just a heterosexual man, bro. Like that's just that primal instinct that you
• 44:05
  have. Bro. You you guard everything that is yours and you know with
• 44:08
  everything you got, you're like, fuck you man, I'll fucking you up.
• 44:14
  Yeah, fuck it up up. Signs like those signs like like when
• 44:16
  you see like a pineapple, like when you see couples with the you've seen
• 44:22
  that in the hotel, you want to smash the pineapple. Like I would
• 44:27
  take it and eat it. I would take the good ones and then have
• 44:30
  just smash them for sure, Like, but I don't know, is that
• 44:35
  like one of the is that's just like is that is that the only sex
• 44:39
  symbol out there that like they use as like a fruit? Or like how
• 44:42
  did the pineapple shit get used as that? No idea, Man, it's
• 44:47
  like a suburb. I don't even have a suburban all type of culture,
• 44:52
  subculture that Burt Chrisler culture. If you guys want to probably find out more
• 44:58
  about swingers, go to the Burke Christ Show on the for them that for
• 45:00
  some reason, they decided to advertise an exposition in Western which I see no
• 45:04
  idea why you would put that out there, like these foods are. It's
• 45:07
  not going to get the kids from that high school to be like, oh
• 45:09
  my god, a man with all his shirt off, it's fucking fifty.
• 45:15
  Yeah, bro, that's what it is. Look, look, what does
• 45:16
  an upside down pineapple mean? An upside on pineapple worn or on clothing or
• 45:22
  jewelry pushed around in a shopping car is a is a sign that someone is
• 45:28
  a swinger or looking for a swinger party? Wow? But where? But
• 45:36
  where did it stem from? What happen to know? That's my kind of
• 45:38
  researching them. It was, have you have you ever been with somebody that
• 45:43
  likes to put on that whole suit like that almost like Spider Man suit,
• 45:46
  like black leather games. Yeah, bro, I feel like you that's like
• 45:51
  another one of those societies where like you have to go to like a steampunk
• 45:53
  bar that's some underground ship. Yeah, like that's what I'm say. That's
• 45:55
  actually frowned punk. Okay, Like food, like do who's come? Or
• 46:00
  like do bitches come? Like? Like because that shit seems kind of more
• 46:04
  like torture, I mean than anything food, slap of chicks ass and she's
• 46:07
  like, because they okay food, but I'm not gonna be like, hey,
• 46:10
  fool, put let me put you in the trot. He's so soon
• 46:14
  and like you only speak when the fuck I say so you have a zipper
• 46:17
  in there, Like, first of all, I'm not gonna put my dick
• 46:20
  through that zipper, bro, that's just gonna fucking cut me. The trauma
• 46:22
  is real, and usually it's people that are like CEOs and shit. That's
• 46:25
  because they run everything there. Everything. Everybody listens to them. So those
• 46:30
  people want to be told what to do. Was that one story where like
• 46:35
  you picked up this chick and her job is to basically like like walk on
• 46:40
  some guys balls with some high heels or something. Oh oh yeah, doctor.
• 46:45
  Yeah. So when I used to do lyft before, when I was
• 46:47
  out of college and before I even worked here, like there there was just
• 46:52
  like I used to pick up people in the valley because you know, I
• 46:54
  was I was going through classes and ship and like sometimes I knew I was
• 47:00
  picking up hookers fool, because I'm like, man, why the fuck are
• 47:02
  you looking like all like fucking dressed up like that, looking all tits out
• 47:07
  and everything just in the middle of the day, two PM. Where are
• 47:10
  you going? So? I picked up this like this black chick on time
• 47:13
  and she was like, you know, like a nice cougar, right,
• 47:16
  you know what I mean. She looked like a classy lady type of shit.
• 47:20
  And then and and literally I'm you know, She's like oh, She's
• 47:24
  like how long you been doing this? You know, the typical uber talk.
• 47:28
  And I'm like, oh, what do you do? She's like,
• 47:30
  Oh, I'm going to an appointment right now. I was like, Oh,
• 47:31
  what do you do? You like, are you like a what do
• 47:35
  you do like a lawyer or something like? You know, what are you
• 47:37
  going? Like? You know, I'm like, what the kind of job
• 47:37
  do you have? It's this appointment base? And then she told me she's
• 47:40
  like, yeah, I'm my escort for like fetishes. And I was like
• 47:43
  what. And I was just like, oh damn, Like what kind of
• 47:45
  fetishes? And then she starts telling me. She's like yeah, she's like
• 47:49
  sometimes it's like a humiliation or or she's like At that time, she said
• 47:54
  that a popular thing was that fools will pay her to step on their balls
• 47:59
  and like with heels type of ship or like or humiliated or really hurt me
• 48:02
  hurt. Well, I mean they have like a safe for it and all
• 48:06
  that stuff, and and I remember asking. I was like, where are
• 48:08
  you going to? Where are you going right now? And she said,
• 48:10
  I'm going to see this Asian neurologist. This is somebody who was in charge
• 48:15
  of brain surgery having his fucking ball stepped on Bro because he likes that ship.
• 48:22
  Yeah, it's for my brain that that. I'm like, who's checking
• 48:25
  his brain neurologists? Yeah, like who's checking his? But he's like,
• 48:30
  oh, he's next. My homie who graduated with me. We had that
• 48:35
  one girl on George pressto is that did be b d sim Rosie. No,
• 48:39
  I don't know her name. I forget what was her name, but
• 48:42
  she whipped me George inside the getty and that shit kind of felt good.
• 48:45
  She was hot though, too. She had big old titties out, and
• 48:49
  like, I'm telling you, dude, when they're hot and they're whipping you,
• 48:51
  it's very different than when your mom's whipping you. Well, no,
• 48:53
  ship, that's what I mean. That's what I mean. When was the
• 48:55
  last time you got whipped her mom? I don't want to get with Bro.
• 49:01
  Like the idea of somebody like trying that ship. I mean, I'm
• 49:05
  like, I'm gonna sock you, bro, like like like titties are ound.
• 49:08
  Bro, you're not gonna sock her to fucking you sucked me in the
• 49:13
  boob and they hit you like it's not like you don't her. It's kind
• 49:15
  of like it's just like all right, chill that shit seems like it hurts,
• 49:19
  fool like, like all of a sudden, like I want to feel
• 49:22
  like how the slaves fell. Hey, no, Bro, I was like,
• 49:24
  you know, I don't want to get whipped. Yeah, that's not
• 49:30
  my thing. But if it's like she's like it feels kind of hurt thing
• 49:32
  like I wouldn't wouldn't be like, Okay, we got to stop this because
• 49:37
  she kind of likes like I'm gonna come, Yeah, I'm gonna come.
• 49:40
  Well, you know, I was, I don't know why I was watching
• 49:44
  a video about the outrageous type of money Kim John m spends. He's a
• 49:51
  dictator, dude, this is crazy, bro itive us the scoop. Well,
• 49:54
  so I didn't know how crazy piano collection this motherfucker had. I'm talking
• 50:00
  about like bro to spend about sixteen million on different pianos. Bro, that
• 50:06
  just being important to the country. Bro, that shit must sound even play
• 50:09
  them, they don't know. But this fool has a crazy thing for music,
• 50:15
  Like he really loves music. Like apparently he has this band of like
• 50:19
  the twelve best violinist in the whole fucking none in the world, I guess
• 50:23
  in Korea or yeah, like they're and like they play for him. Foo.
• 50:29
  This fool has I think it's twenty two or twenty three palaces all over
• 50:36
  North Korea. Dog, I did not know how crazy of a dictator like
• 50:40
  dictatorship the country. Yeah, Bro, when people tell when people tell you
• 50:45
  that America cares about humans and humanity and how other people in this world,
• 50:53
  we don't care. If we cared, we'd go in there and make sure
• 50:55
  that those people got saved the ad. But we care the yearly food.
• 51:02
  Come on for the yearly income of of a of a Korean citizen North Korean
• 51:08
  citizen food. It's thirteen hundred dollars a year. That sucks. And that's
• 51:15
  not and no that's not the word. No, that's probably a rich North
• 51:17
  Korean. No, that's the average thirteen hundred year food. I guarantee it's
• 51:22
  way less. And it's it's wow. Bro, And it's and this fool
• 51:28
  the stuff he has in his houses. How he has all these he has
• 51:31
  a multiple wives, I guess, and this food, loves eating like American
• 51:37
  type food and drinking American like liquor and stuff, and what a fucker.
• 51:40
  Yeah, Bro, it's crazy. Bro. I was looking into all this
• 51:44
  stuff that was kind of he's a big dirt bag. Well, that country
• 51:47
  has a rich history of that. Yeah, they kind of broke down the
• 51:52
  history of it, bro. How like it's just pretty much been like,
• 51:53
  hey, look who I got this waste? I got this set up the
• 51:57
  way I have it set up, and uh, we're gonna fuck it,
• 52:00
  you know what I mean, Like we're gonna pass this down to you.
• 52:02
  That's the you know, his dad, His dad didn't want the other two
• 52:06
  brothers to fucking run his country either. Yeah, you know when his dad
• 52:08
  died, if you didn't cry, you went to jail. Yeah, think
• 52:13
  about that, damn. But how are they going to know everybody's crying?
• 52:17
  How are they going to know everybody's crying? What you mean that fear tactic
• 52:22
  you had? Okay when he died, You don't think they told everybody to
• 52:25
  pull up to the ceremony. Somebody said, but they don't pay for your
• 52:29
  utilities and housing. That's theill I'm nah, bro, come on, dog,
• 52:31
  wasn't wasn't bet that way? Now you don't want to live in North
• 52:36
  Korea? Man, Yeah, they don't want to live in North Korea.
• 52:37
  Come on, yeah, that's that's just dying as we speak in North Korea.
• 52:43
  Right. Sucks. That just seems like I don't know, it seems
• 52:45
  like some crazy stuff. That food's fat too pretty big. Oh there's another
• 52:50
  another thing he spent money on too that I fucking tripped out on the amount
• 52:53
  of horses, bro. This like this fool likes to have like full expensive
• 52:58
  ass photo shoot dog. So you import horses from Russia and all this stuff
• 53:01
  like million not million dollar horses, but like horses that cost like one hundred
• 53:05
  thousand, and like all prime stallions and stuff. And he loves Henny.
• 53:09
  Yeah, he loves Hanny. I mean, you know, I don't know,
• 53:14
  bro, but it's it's just it's it's crazy, bro. I did
• 53:15
  not know how crazy the dictatorship is. Shout out to the videos that I've
• 53:20
  been showing on my on my algorithm. I figured they got to show me
• 53:24
  some they got to show me some new stuff. The place it at the
• 53:27
  door. Yeah, they got to show me some new stuff. What's your
• 53:32
  algorithm look like? These days? Documentaries and documentaries just nothing crazy though,
• 53:39
  the same shit. You get a lot of Patrick's. You see who's been
• 53:43
  popping up? Yeah, he's been going. I don't know. I feel
• 53:45
  like he's not that he's lost his little thing, but I feel like he
• 53:47
  hasn't had a hot story in a minute. Yeah, well, I mean
• 53:51
  that Diddy ship. I feel like, man, all right, first of
• 53:55
  all, we haven't talked about the whole Drake and Kendrick shit, bron and
• 54:00
  fuck Kendrick, bro exactly fuck Hendrick. Yeah, bro, all I'm saying,
• 54:04
  Man, everybody's telling like, look, man, I'm a I'm a
• 54:07
  real fan, So fuck that Bro. I'm gonna I'm gonna, I'm gonna
• 54:08
  hold it down. Who I obviously prefer as as uh you know, as
• 54:14
  a as a fucking musician. Bro, But everybody looks you're defending that ship.
• 54:17
  Let's fucking have the breakdown. Bro, Let's fucking actually do the fucking
• 54:22
  breakdown of what it is and all this shit food we did did we not
• 54:28
  talk about for years? Food? Everybody will turn the blind eye when they
• 54:31
  pick and choose whenever they want to call somebody out. If there is no
• 54:35
  fucking paperwork on this motherfucker, Like if he has not had his house raided
• 54:39
  like Diddy and all this stuff, then technically I'm like, hey, bro,
• 54:43
  all this stuff he's saying, it's just a defamation of character, bro,
• 54:45
  And I'm not saying it's not. I'm not saying it's a bad fucking
• 54:49
  disc Obviously, both of them are, you know, like Kendrick went in
• 54:52
  and all this stuff. But what I'm saying is like, look, fool,
• 54:55
  we put this into perspective. Bro, I'm not gonna hate another somebody
• 54:58
  like and can the legal age of consent is sixteen. I'm not gonna hate
• 55:05
  the whole country because that's how they get down. I'm not for that shit.
• 55:08
  I love Japan the legal age of concent there at sixteen as well too,
• 55:12
  But that don't mean that I'm out here fucking with that shit, bro.
• 55:15
  So technically, you know what I'm saying, Like, when you're raised
• 55:16
  on that, bro, like that's what they consider an adult to their to
• 55:20
  their standards. Bro. Granted, that doesn't make it right. He was
• 55:22
  in America. Did you know the state Denver where he was at, bro,
• 55:27
  legal age of consent is seventeen. When they got her from the crowd,
• 55:30
  the security got her from the crowd, Bro, they had carded her,
• 55:31
  and that's an adult in Denver. Not to mention, you're there,
• 55:37
  like kidding. Her dad was there too, and the girl spoke out.
• 55:39
  She was like, Yo, my dad wasn't even mad. I'm an adult
• 55:42
  in Denver. I'm sorry in Colorado, right, And which takes me to
• 55:45
  another thing too, And I'm not making excuses, but I'm like, if
• 55:49
  there's no charges on this motherfucker, bro, Like he's like, it's just
• 55:52
  to hide the whole fucking diddy shit whose house got raided. And then you
• 55:55
  know, the other girl spoke out, the one that was like, hey,
• 55:58
  bro, why is he texting? And I'm like, Bro, they've
• 56:00
  been family friends for a long time, Like her parents spoke out, they've
• 56:02
  known her for a long time. But when you grow up in the industry,
• 56:06
  it's like, hey, bro, Like I'm not saying she probably shouldn't
• 56:08
  have said it the way she fucking said it, you know what I mean?
• 56:10
  Like, oh, yeah, he gives me advice on all this stuff
• 56:13
  like yeah, bro, but maybe it's on something like Big Brothers shit,
• 56:15
  be like hey bro, like this was like he was a child actor too.
• 56:17
  Let me fucking give advice to this bitch, especially if the parents are
• 56:21
  like, hey, bro, this is a family friend. Bro, this
• 56:22
  bitch states need little kids her age. That shit happened in Hollywood all the
• 56:25
  time. Look at once Aliyah, she she was fifteen. Yeah, yeah,
• 56:30
  let's welcome Kelly Blade Kenny. It was R Kelly or whatever, fifteen
• 56:35
  years old. And it's like nobody was even saying nothing about it. I
• 56:37
  don't know, no, listen, it's fucked up. But like my grandmother
• 56:40
  and grandparents they got married at fifteen, like literally in Puerto Rico, fifteen
• 56:45
  people having kids and getting married, bro, and everybody wants and I'm saying,
• 56:49
  it's like fool especially being Latino food. Let's not act like Auelo didn't
• 56:52
  fucking get grandma when she was fucking like fifteen or sixteen, and you're fucking
• 56:57
  a Weelo's twenty five. You change in the time and you're going back and
• 57:00
  calling your allo apedo because of shit like that. But your Holy liliage is
• 57:04
  based on it, not, especially because the standards are different, but Mexico
• 57:07
  was the cage of consent over here. I'm sure as hell is not eighteen,
• 57:09
  you know. My thing, The biggest thing is knowing now as an
• 57:13
  adult, how immature a girl is at that age. That's why you should
• 57:16
  be more responsible when you're like twenty something years old. If you're in your
• 57:20
  low twenties and a girl is seventeen, that's different. If you're a dude
• 57:23
  my age, even if it's legal, you shouldn't be comfortable with that,
• 57:29
  just knowing how mentally immature that girl is, how easily they are to manipulate,
• 57:34
  Like those ages are just like it's for older dudes, like like Break's
• 57:37
  in his thirties by now, right, he's like forty now yeah, yeah,
• 57:39
  yeah, it's exactly yeah. But if you're twenty two, twenty three,
• 57:44
  the girl seventeen and it's legal, there's not much wrong with that.
• 57:47
  You're both basically kids. But if you're a man at that state, the
• 57:51
  only reason she got let up there was because security did check it out.
• 57:53
  And it's like, hey, bro, Colorado gets down like that, does
• 57:57
  that make everybody from Colorado's comeback? Nobody? Absolutely? Not being legal don't
• 58:01
  make it right either, you know, just yes, legal don't make it
• 58:05
  morally right. But then the chick was That's why the chick was like,
• 58:07
  hey, nothing went of that. Like after that, his team was like,
• 58:09
  hey, let's get the fuck off stage. Obviously this isn't this isn't
• 58:13
  gonna look good or whatever it is. But all I'm saying is these are
• 58:16
  all you're You're pretty much just putting out a whole bunch of slander out there,
• 58:20
  bro. And it's like we mentioned it. I mentioned that earlier as
• 58:23
  a nineties kid. How many foods did we did we did we see grow
• 58:27
  up or in high school? We will see girls our ages that we probably
• 58:30
  try to get a get picked up by foods that had cars, foods that
• 58:32
  were twenty something, And you're just like, what the fuck, bro?
• 58:37
  And that doesn't make it right. But I'm just like like, and some
• 58:39
  parents were even cool with it. Kendrick makes music for fools that walk to
• 58:45
  work or that ride up bus, so I can't relate to none of that.
• 58:49
  Ship. First of all, Kendrick's out there dividing his own people because
• 58:53
  him saying drake cats say the N word, You're dividing your own people.
• 58:58
  That plain and simple. You're saying, you're saying, you're saying to light
• 59:04
  skinned to say the N word is dumb. Any black person should be able
• 59:07
  to say the N word. At that point, you can't pick and choose
• 59:09
  who. And guess what, when you said that to Drake, you're making
• 59:14
  all the light skin it's fulls picked Drake over you because you just told him
• 59:17
  they can't say it either. I think it's just I was gonna say,
• 59:22
  we have a door bill. Yeah, yeah, I was just like,
• 59:24
  what the fuck. But yeah, dude, I mean and like I said,
• 59:29
  man, like there's been mistakes made and I'm just saying, but like,
• 59:31
  if dude was really out there doing some shady ship, and I'm like,
• 59:35
  I'm gonna say this because I'm I'm not I'm not a big Kendrick fan
• 59:37
  either, bro, but I'm gonna say this. If some ship comes out
• 59:40
  and and Drake gets arrested and and he gets charges on the ship, I
• 59:44
  would be the first one to fucking be out here broadcast and take it back.
• 59:46
  I'll stop rocking my ob oh ship. I'll stop being a fan doing
• 59:50
  all this ship one hundred percent. Bro. Like that's that's just me because
• 59:53
  I'm like, I was talking to it, Uh, I was talking about
• 59:57
  it was he minus And then he's like, man, you're a real fan
• 1:00:00
  if you're like even though he's like you lost and all this stuff. And
• 1:00:02
  I'm like, hey, bro, I'm like, I've been a fan,
• 1:00:05
  bro. But I'm just I'm just saying, you just can't be saying about
• 1:00:07
  people because especially when you say something like that, Bro, that shit hurts
• 1:00:10
  your career too. Yeah, but that's what hip hop is about, bro.
• 1:00:13
  You know its low blows. You're supposed to like, if you're gonna
• 1:00:15
  go out somebody in a battle, you gotta go for the throat. You
• 1:00:19
  gotta go for the jugular. Nothing is out of play. You can go
• 1:00:22
  for family. Kid. Look at him, They're gonna have to kids.
• 1:00:24
  They don't give a shit, And that's the way it's supposed to be.
• 1:00:27
  The only person who took the biggest l in my book is J Cole because
• 1:00:31
  his bitch ass. And I to tell you the truth, I like J
• 1:00:35
  Cole out of all them. Yeah, me too. I think J Cole
• 1:00:37
  is my favorite out of all of them. But where he fucked up is
• 1:00:38
  when you he apologized and retracted what he said this is hip hop, homie,
• 1:00:45
  you don't do that like that to me was the lamest move. Like
• 1:00:46
  once you said it, stand on it and just go after it. Don't
• 1:00:51
  don't or I shouldn't have done that. Come on, man, this is
• 1:00:52
  hip hop. Will kind of yeah, but it's not hip hop. It's
• 1:00:55
  not hip hop. This isn't. This isn't Tupac and Biggie suppos are gonna
• 1:01:00
  diss each other and talk they just shot Up's house, gonna do nothing like
• 1:01:04
  it's it's like Drake's house just got shot up. Like I was like,
• 1:01:07
  yeah, it's it's it's looking like it's Tupacer Biggie. Now his uh,
• 1:01:12
  his security guard from house is a critical condition. He fucked up part.
• 1:01:15
  The only funked up part about all this is how like Drake's just things,
• 1:01:20
  like being a dad is a bad thing. How they're dissing, like like
• 1:01:22
  he won't on up to his second daughter or whatever. You don't have a
• 1:01:25
  second daughter, doesn't it didn't second daughter or something like that. Well,
• 1:01:30
  either way, it's not a great dad. He didn't own up to the
• 1:01:32
  first kid and he made a song. He wasn't trying to hide the kid
• 1:01:37
  from the world. No, he was trying to be trying to be like
• 1:01:40
  every other black man, not even that's the only that's the only disc Kendrick
• 1:01:45
  has, which to me is a great dis Why the funk would you not?
• 1:01:50
  Why wouldn't you a dad? To Donnis, that's the only one.
• 1:01:52
  That's the only one. To me, it's like you win, Kendrick wins
• 1:01:54
  at the end of the day. I don't know. It's not like when
• 1:01:58
  I think somebody not being dad, I think like six nine, not like
• 1:02:00
  Drake. You know, when you're Drake, you should want to show everybody
• 1:02:05
  your kid. Dog, what are you? What are you talking about?
• 1:02:07
  Apparently not though if his celebrity wants that kid, and yeah, that's all
• 1:02:12
  I was gonna say, Like, look like if I was on some level
• 1:02:15
  like that, I would have want my kid to be out there. I
• 1:02:15
  would have a kid like in secret shield him from that. Yeah, bro,
• 1:02:19
  I'd be like this was gonna grow up thinking. I think that's a
• 1:02:22
  difference between shielding and acting like you don't fucking exist, like you don't have
• 1:02:27
  a kid. That's what That's what Drake did. I'm not saying shield a
• 1:02:30
  Financially though, was he taking care he had to be he has to because
• 1:02:35
  the girl wasn't what was keeping her mouth shut. So at the end of
• 1:02:37
  that, that's not playing child support, that's that's playing black mail. That's
• 1:02:40
  being black mail. That's not child supporting black mailor yeah, the story,
• 1:02:45
  but you never seem to have many facts, so I don't believe you either.
• 1:02:49
  Could it could be a conspiracy. Yeah, I don't know too much
• 1:02:55
  about it, but I'm sure he was taking care of the kid financially.
• 1:02:59
  But and I don't know if he was in his life at all. Maybe
• 1:03:01
  he was seeing the kid. You just didn't want to get exposed. I'm
• 1:03:05
  saying, like, for real, that's not a bad thing. You know,
• 1:03:07
  if you're taking care of the kid and you're spending some time with him,
• 1:03:10
  you don't need to be on the internet. The fuck why you got
• 1:03:14
  to tell everybody about it and tell you about him and have people looking for
• 1:03:16
  him. But yeah, but I'm a dad, I'm a dad. How
• 1:03:20
  do you know he was being a dad behind the scenes. I don't think
• 1:03:22
  his kid was missing any meals. You should be proud to be a dad.
• 1:03:25
  I'm not saying here's here's quietly here's the kid that I'm a dad too.
• 1:03:30
  No one said here's a promote the kid. Just be like, hey,
• 1:03:32
  guys, I'm a dad. Happy follows day to me. That's it
• 1:03:37
  for acting like nothing, acting like you have no kid. That that sounds
• 1:03:42
  like you though, that sounds like that's publicly you don't know what was going
• 1:03:45
  on. Well, shout out to push your tea. Shout out to push
• 1:03:46
  the tea on that disc tracking let everybody know that Drake is a piece of
• 1:03:51
  ship dad and was hiding his kids. Shout to push your tea. You
• 1:03:52
  just have a great dad. I'm like, you just feel that way because
• 1:03:57
  you have a good dad. Yeah, he was a great dad. He'd
• 1:03:59
  want want to show it. Just saying great dads want to show it.
• 1:04:02
  Beat that be dads are out there like, oh no, look, I
• 1:04:04
  mean he's a superstar. He's not a regular person. It's not regular people
• 1:04:10
  something regular. Yeah, you do that when you can't fucking do nothing without
• 1:04:14
  gangs of people following you, not just that. Now they're gonna be stalking
• 1:04:16
  baby mama's house. Like, bro, there's a lot like you know who
• 1:04:20
  you know, you know who fucking can't who would probably do this ship if
• 1:04:25
  they could, but they can't. Never hide it women, like think about
• 1:04:28
  it, Like, think about it if if a cat does Caliuccis have kids,
• 1:04:31
  like somebody who's like hot on her level, or like let's say Billie
• 1:04:34
  Eilish, Let's say somebody like Billy Elish right does have a kid. The
• 1:04:39
  moment, the moment they take that risk to have the kid, bro that
• 1:04:42
  that ship has either hit or miss, because she might lose a lot of
• 1:04:45
  her fan base or she might gain a new whole new fan base. But
• 1:04:48
  sometimes they don't work out that way, you know what I'm saying. But
• 1:04:51
  like they would hide their kids from that shit either. But you can't hide
• 1:04:54
  a fucking big ass, fucking backpack if you're like sticking out of yourself three
• 1:05:00
  hundred plus, you can. Yeah, you gotta be like like some women
• 1:05:02
  will literally be having babies and didn't even know they were pregnant. Yeah,
• 1:05:04
  bro, where to God? Man? Like real big fat shicks. Bro,
• 1:05:09
  Like they could have a baby and like you won't even tell. You
• 1:05:12
  think Liz could hide it? Yeah? You think she can go a whole
• 1:05:15
  year on tour, she can be an octomom, she can have like eight
• 1:05:17
  of them babies up in there for real, Getting on osembic. Yeah,
• 1:05:25
  she should be dude, if they put her owns empic, she should be
• 1:05:28
  like the you know how Jerry would was for Subway. She should be the
• 1:05:30
  one for ozempic and she could run ozempic millions billion. They're already doing it
• 1:05:38
  without it, you know what I mean. It's not even no oseempic anymore.
• 1:05:40
  Now you got like two new companies that the drug is only for the
• 1:05:44
  weight loss, Like there's there's multiple ingredients, and nose empic the active ingredient.
• 1:05:48
  They just isolated and made for just the weight loss. Now, so
• 1:05:51
  you can actually get approved. You know, you used to have to be
• 1:05:55
  diabetic to get it. Now you can go to the doctum meack, how
• 1:05:57
  do you feel? How do you feel about? But that's that's the thing,
• 1:06:00
  bro, Like everybody doesn't do that if it's gonna make them lose weight.
• 1:06:02
  AND's what I'm saying. I like, I like people don't. People
• 1:06:05
  don't do their research though, Bro, they don't have to take those inpic
• 1:06:09
  like there's something. There's like four other ones that like they get overshadowed because
• 1:06:13
  there's strictly for losing weight. Yeah, well I'm not saying, man,
• 1:06:15
  but I'm saying, like there's like there was that Manzur or something like that.
• 1:06:18
  That's what I'm talking about. That the new they But that's not that
• 1:06:21
  I did not diabetic, that's specifically yeah, but I just said they took
• 1:06:25
  the active ingredient and made it just for weight loss. So it's like we're
• 1:06:29
  going isolated. Then's yeah, exactly, isolated that active ingredient and made it
• 1:06:32
  into a weight loss drug solely. So now you don't have to like lie
• 1:06:36
  to your doctor. You can go there and just be like, hey,
• 1:06:38
  I'm a fat goat and I need to leave some weight. You know,
• 1:06:41
  for real, it works. You inject that ship. I saw that.
• 1:06:44
  I saw this subcutaneous. It's not a big deal. It goes under like
• 1:06:46
  the skin, not like so you know one of the podcast that that Do
• 1:06:50
  Know is on he talked about it. Right, he's on the podcast with
• 1:06:54
  a Fakemmunity World. So he's there with a D and it was an other
• 1:06:59
  food is in there and like one of the foods is burning mouth. He's
• 1:07:01
  like, should have man, you and your girls alwa Zampi and then and
• 1:07:04
  then and then a D is like ad He's like, well do no too,
• 1:07:08
  right, and then do like turn ready, no, no, no,
• 1:07:11
  But he was like, hey, no, I didn't fucking take it.
• 1:07:13
  He was like, I still have that ship in the package. He's
• 1:07:15
  like, I'm scared. Boy. He's like, that's just from a needle,
• 1:07:16
  like you know, and he was like, what if that she goes
• 1:07:18
  wrong? So I don't think I don't think he would take it. But
• 1:07:20
  if he does lose weight though, we know why. Well, there's a
• 1:07:24
  lot of people literally, like you know, eating is a serious addiction,
• 1:07:27
  bro. I can tell you people like make fun of fat people. But
• 1:07:30
  I'll tell you something right now. No, I'm dead serious, bro,
• 1:07:31
  this guy right here all the time. When you're an addict, let me
• 1:07:35
  tell you something. Don't matter. It's what you're addicted to. And there's
• 1:07:39
  nothing worse than being addicted to food because like I was addicted to alcohol,
• 1:07:42
  you know, but they're also addicted to unhealthy Shut up and listen, unhealthy
• 1:07:45
  food. Here's the thing that makes it really tough. Right, When you're
• 1:07:47
  addicted to substances, right, like alcohol or coke, you don't need them,
• 1:07:53
  right, it's something that you want to do. When you're addicted to
• 1:07:56
  food, you still have to eat three fucking times a day, twice a
• 1:08:00
  day, so you're constantly confronted multiple times a day with having to say,
• 1:08:04
  fuck, I can't eat this, I gotta eat this. So it'd be
• 1:08:08
  like, you know, I'm trying to give you an example, like you
• 1:08:11
  have to smoke to live, but you just can't smoke weeds. So every
• 1:08:14
  time you're going to smoke, like fuck with coke and weed, you can
• 1:08:16
  keep yourself away from it. Food you have to make. You got to
• 1:08:18
  keep eating the rest of your life. So it's one of the hardest things
• 1:08:21
  to beat because you got to constantly fight that urge multiple times, like liter
• 1:08:26
  like newborn babies can't keep that mouth closed. Yeah, but was a fucking
• 1:08:30
  mouth closed and just it's that simple. And stop eating. Telling you to
• 1:08:33
  keep your ass closed. You can't do it. You're just gay. It's
• 1:08:35
  part of your life. So you know they can't help it. Oh look
• 1:08:40
  a fucking lizo fan over here. Look, Oh whatever, you just have
• 1:08:45
  a thyroword condition. Bro, that's different. No, I'm just saying I
• 1:08:49
  was like because I was like every time he's always talking about He's like,
• 1:08:51
  man, I'm just trying to get bigger. He's like, no matter how
• 1:08:55
  much I try, I try to get bigger. I'm not. I'm not
• 1:08:58
  trying to get bigger. I like to wear. I like thing like this.
• 1:09:00
  I don't like an Aid's addict. Bro. You built like an Aid's
• 1:09:02
  patient. Was a little fun perfect. Got the six peck in Ready for
• 1:09:09
  DC next week? I'm ready? Oh you do the e DC thing?
• 1:09:13
  Yeah, fucking got the campsite? Got the fucking RV? Is that the
• 1:09:16
  one V? Yeah? It is no joke. I've never done it,
• 1:09:20
  but I see it every year. I'm like, damn, yeah, you
• 1:09:23
  know those you know those that you love that you asked me for the last
• 1:09:27
  time. Yes, I got. Of course, I got fifteen of those
• 1:09:30
  this time, just for that would be just for me. I know that's
• 1:09:31
  why you're yeah, bro, Yeah, man, I haven't done ian so
• 1:09:34
  long, And if I was going to do it and have to be like
• 1:09:36
  a pressed pill, I'd never do none of that Molly ship. That's just
• 1:09:41
  basically honestly, I just no matter even if I tried that ecstasy, I
• 1:09:45
  just this is not the drug for me. You never tried it. I
• 1:09:47
  didn't like it. I didn't like it. You tried it, Yeah,
• 1:09:49
  I just did not like, Yeah, you got something bad. I just
• 1:09:53
  did you didn't get the right one. Brother, I don't know, I
• 1:09:55
  just maybe I just I'm not ask me. Bro, if you got the
• 1:09:59
  right pill, there's no way not to like it. You'd be like,
• 1:10:00
  oh Jesus, yeah, it's next level. Were you a raver? Not
• 1:10:04
  a raver? But I went to the clubs like this difference, Like ravers
• 1:10:08
  were ravers. They wore up crazy shit, and then there were people like
• 1:10:11
  us who just wanted to go get fucked up. And in the mid nineties,
• 1:10:14
  you know, we had like the Limelight, Twilo Exit Tunnel, fucking
• 1:10:17
  Sound Factory. These places were three levels of this shit and the beauty of
• 1:10:23
  like sound Factory. It opened Friday, closed Sunday, so it was open
• 1:10:26
  for three days. You can stay there and basically stay on drugs for three
• 1:10:30
  days straight. They would just I'm serious, they just stopped serving alcohol from
• 1:10:32
  like four to eight or something was little four in the mornings, like eight
• 1:10:35
  in the morning, but they didn't stop serving. They would just bring it
• 1:10:39
  out in water bottles. So you'd order like a four hundred hour fucking Avion
• 1:10:42
  that was a bottle of vodka and you can keep it going party for benders,
• 1:10:46
  for days, bro, Like, no joke. I wonder if like,
• 1:10:49
  yeah, after hours are still going on strong? Yeah? Wait,
• 1:10:54
  actually remember that who were was it you that said about that food that was
• 1:10:57
  doing heroin at the at the after hours? That was it Ras dude?
• 1:11:00
  Remember he told us? I think it was dude. Yeah, Bro,
• 1:11:03
  Like I remember he was making he was building everybody up to go to after
• 1:11:06
  hours, right, He's like, bro, it's crazy. You see the
• 1:11:09
  craziest stuff. And I was like, what have you seen? He was
• 1:11:11
  like, this guy just started doing heroin. Well I went to one of
• 1:11:13
  those after hours with Rose Dude. We went and uh fell asleep, he
• 1:11:18
  fell asleep, listen up. So we go to this after hours. I
• 1:11:21
  don't know if side Eddie told us about it or Rose Dude was with us,
• 1:11:25
  but Rosa was there and we pull up and then uh, it's early
• 1:11:30
  what I mean early two in the mornings. Early for afters. They don't
• 1:11:32
  that's the start. Let's start that too. We get there at two,
• 1:11:35
  it's pretty early. There's like no one there, and it's kind of sketchy
• 1:11:39
  because after they're sketchy when it's not packed. When it's not packed, like
• 1:11:42
  a couple of craggy yeah yeah when it gets Yeah. So we're there chilling
• 1:11:45
  and we're kind of sketching down. I'm like, bro, this is not
• 1:11:47
  a good fib right here. And then he's like, hey, I gotta
• 1:11:50
  do coke. Where can I do coke? And then so no, no,
• 1:11:55
  but Rosden knew the guy. Roseren knew the guy, or someone knew
• 1:11:58
  the guy, and they're like, oh, there's a room upstairs. Let's
• 1:11:59
  go up stir. So they take us upstairs and where they give us a
• 1:12:01
  go ahead, do coke here, and we rack up lines and the fucking
• 1:12:05
  right there on the table. And then and then security walks in and I
• 1:12:11
  get up and I'm like trying to hide the cocaine and they're like, noah,
• 1:12:14
  not for what's cool. I'm like all right whatever. I'm like all
• 1:12:17
  right whatever. And then he introduces himself to security and I'm like all right,
• 1:12:21
  whatever, dude, and he's like yeah yeah, and then he's like,
• 1:12:24
  uh, there's and then and then some drug dealer shows up. He's
• 1:12:28
  like, I'm the drug dealer here, So here's a little bit of coke.
• 1:12:31
  You hear anybody else selling you, let me know. I'll hook you
• 1:12:33
  up with more it's like that. I'm like, this is and that's how
• 1:12:36
  you know this place is run by them. And the security starts to walk
• 1:12:40
  out and he sees rouse dude falling asleep and he goes up to him.
• 1:12:44
  He's like, wake up, and he's like, can't be falling asleep?
• 1:12:46
  And then yeah, and then I'm like he's our d D. He's like,
• 1:12:50
  yeah, no falling asleep. I was like, you just let us
• 1:12:53
  do cocaine. He's like yeah, but someone's gonna think he's ou ding.
• 1:12:57
  Can't be falling asleep and ship in here. And I was like this,
• 1:13:00
  this is the after party vibes. Can't be nodding off, can't be let
• 1:13:02
  us do cold dying broyeah, good thing. Well, just taking a nap,
• 1:13:06
  you know you guys know you guys heard Rouser just taking naps everywhere and
• 1:13:10
  you just wanted to take a nap because he was our d D. Security
• 1:13:13
  is like, no anything, button naps, go ahead, the cocaine on
• 1:13:15
  the table, stay awake. I was like, oh fuck, it's true
• 1:13:19
  because the moment somebody od's that's it. It's over. Bro. The whole
• 1:13:24
  party's ruined everything. It's places shut down. Fucking I've watched GHB do that
• 1:13:29
  too many times to people like, you know, is that a party drug?
• 1:13:32
  Okay? So like all right, so isn't that the date raped out?
• 1:13:35
  Okay? So that's what I was ordering? How is it a party
• 1:13:39
  drug? Because if you do it in the right doses, bottle caps exactly
• 1:13:43
  a bottle cap. And when he says bottle cap, the thin little the
• 1:13:46
  water bottle, one is the water bottle one? Like a tiny bit so
• 1:13:49
  one little sip. Bro, it's a great feeling you do a little bit
• 1:13:53
  like okay, but like what kind of what kind of high is it?
• 1:13:56
  Bro? It's like it's actually fucking yeah, like almost like a little drunk.
• 1:14:00
  But you have to do it, like listen, you do too much,
• 1:14:04
  you will will die, not can die. Your respiratory system will shut
• 1:14:09
  down, so oh shit, you gotta be careful. Like so people like
• 1:14:12
  who go into like k hole type of ship. If you do that with
• 1:14:15
  g it could be over. You might not even make it to the emergency
• 1:14:17
  room because your your your lungs will just stop working. But you do the
• 1:14:20
  right amounts, like bro, but you'll see a lot of like jacked up
• 1:14:26
  fucking people won't drink because it's too bad for them. They do fucking g
• 1:14:30
  instead of drink. They do little caps at a time. And the reason
• 1:14:32
  they call it a date rape job is you put too much in somebody ship,
• 1:14:35
  bro, they'll be knocked out. You just like knock them out and
• 1:14:38
  take it and they'll go right down. Damn. That's yeah, could be
• 1:14:43
  fucked up? Would you take it? He's definitely you've taken it. Yeah,
• 1:14:50
  where'd you? Where was this but music festivals? Yourself? Yeah?
• 1:14:57
  I know. Hey, you can't drink the rest of the night. You
• 1:15:00
  can't go away unless people drink with it. The bottle caps. Some girl
• 1:15:03
  hatty and she's like, hey, you want me, and I was like,
• 1:15:04
  that's great, rip drug and she's like, yeah, but not if
• 1:15:08
  you do it responsibly. Yeah, so she said, And I was like
• 1:15:11
  what do you mean by that? And then everybody and then that's when I
• 1:15:12
  was like yeah, and then everyone starts telling you. They're like can I
• 1:15:15
  asked them? And then they're like, just have a little bit, dude,
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  you'll be fine. And then you're you know, you've been homies for
• 1:15:18
  these fools for forever and they're all doing You're like, all right, let
• 1:15:20
  me see, just do it, and it's just kind of like it's nice
• 1:15:25
  a little bit. It's like, okay, like you know how I told
• 1:15:27
  your case. Fun when you do it responsibly the first tea and you don't,
• 1:15:30
  Yeah, it's like you this will sits there and does lines of k
• 1:15:32
  No, you fucking go right. The first time I did it, I
• 1:15:34
  did the same thing because I had already done coke. So I'm like,
• 1:15:38
  you know, yeah, I do like a coke line. Bro. I
• 1:15:40
  went to the worst k hole. Yeah. I couldn't move. I was
• 1:15:43
  fucking just down. It's bumpies. It's just a little bumpy, little bumps
• 1:15:45
  here and there. Anytime I like caves. If I was rolling on e
• 1:15:48
  that's it. If I was rolling on it, you can give me a
• 1:15:50
  little bump but on its own. Somebody said we don't wake up the Saints
• 1:15:56
  word. Yeah, well that's just crazy. I haven't done any of that
• 1:15:59
  shit in ten years. No, nothing but weed or psychedelics and like a
• 1:16:02
  long time the boy, are you back to smoking? I remember, yo,
• 1:16:06
  yo, because I did a little bit, but I remember. Yeah.
• 1:16:11
  I was like because we we didn't we didn't talk about it, but
• 1:16:13
  yeah you were out for a minute. Bro, what happened to you about
• 1:16:16
  it? Yeah, fucking pneumonia. So I know you guys everybody heard like
• 1:16:19
  I always have a raspy voice, but for the last six months it's been
• 1:16:24
  like constant Tom. Like, man, I can't beat the ship. Long
• 1:16:28
  story short, started as a sinus infection, became bronchitis. I kept smoking,
• 1:16:33
  kept doing everything normal. Bronchitis went down into the lungs into pneumonia.
• 1:16:38
  So my blood oxygen. One day I was getting ready to go may day,
• 1:16:42
  may Day drink down. I was going, whil that, you're good.
• 1:16:46
  What the fuck is I just saying? You just talk about themonia ungs?
• 1:16:49
  Oh yeah. So I I get up one day getting ready for work.
• 1:16:53
  I come down the stairs. When I got down the stairs, I
• 1:16:56
  was like, yo, I can't fucking breathe, like literally holding the back.
• 1:17:00
  I'm just like shit, I really having a hard time breathing. And
• 1:17:00
  I was like, check this out. I go to urgent care. I'm
• 1:17:03
  like, fucking go over there. There's a line like thirty forty people.
• 1:17:08
  I'm like, no, fuck this man, Like I'm about to go home.
• 1:17:11
  I can't do this. So just for the fuck about something, I
• 1:17:14
  would do what rate right? Past. The whole line went to the latest
• 1:17:16
  A quick question, How long is it gonna be? I said? She
• 1:17:19
  said probably about an hour. I was like, I can't fucking breathe.
• 1:17:21
  She was like, if you're in trouble breathing, hold on. She put
• 1:17:25
  one of those little finger things on that does your pulse and your blood oxygen.
• 1:17:29
  My blood oxygen was at eighty six. They were like, come right
• 1:17:31
  back, and I was like, yes, thinking it's great. Mean while
• 1:17:33
  I'm dying, They're like, come right back. You thought you're like I
• 1:17:36
  got cut, Yeah, I got cloud. No, you ain't got cloud.
• 1:17:39
  You're dying. Go in the back. So that put me right on
• 1:17:41
  oxygen, and then they kept me over night on oxygen until my blood oxygen
• 1:17:45
  was at like ninety two, and then I had to stay home, take
• 1:17:47
  a ton of antibiotics and you know, like inhalers and all this shit.
• 1:17:51
  But it's been like three weeks and I'm still not even close to better.
• 1:17:55
  Like that's all I'm gonna smoke today, fishing. I was gonna ask you,
• 1:17:58
  like, are you even here to smoking? Because I'm like barely do
• 1:18:00
  dai sho now, bro, not just edibles and heavy now, bro.
• 1:18:04
  My Arislan is sho. But yeah, are you ready to do a thousand
• 1:18:09
  milligram ready? I'll do it and barely feel it. I've been taking for
• 1:18:12
  three weeks straight, so literally I take three of the little ones, which
• 1:18:15
  is like that's like, I take about five. You gotta make them big
• 1:18:18
  one. But no problem. I take like fifteen hundred a day right now.
• 1:18:21
  But I do five hundred, five hundred, five hundred. Yeah,
• 1:18:24
  morning, afternoon, evening, if you dude's going if you do, if
• 1:18:28
  you do the all three at once, bro, it is. But it
• 1:18:30
  is probably one of the most intense, pretty fun high zone. You'll be
• 1:18:33
  sitting there, sweat and you go through it, like you gotta have the
• 1:18:35
  mental strength. I was just talking about it. Then, yeah, you
• 1:18:40
  just don't fucking pass out. So sometimes you can't, don't get me wrong.
• 1:18:44
  Like if you're if you're sitting on a couch and two hours after because
• 1:18:47
  it's the peak, you ain't falling asleep. You're way too high. But
• 1:18:49
  then once it starts to go down, if you're not active, you're hitting
• 1:18:54
  that, you can't fall asleep. You can't fall asleep. Sometimes, oh
• 1:18:56
  man, do I have a story. But yeah, like like I went.
• 1:19:00
  I did a pixar Fest as a high and Hungry thing last week,
• 1:19:02
  and I think it's going to come out this week. So we were out
• 1:19:05
  there and writed to pixar Fest, and I decided to take what I saw
• 1:19:09
  an rs OL pail that I had seen in my desk, and I was
• 1:19:12
  like, oh, how did you get away? And it was one of
• 1:19:14
  the big ones. I was like, whatever popped it? And then dude,
• 1:19:16
  it started hitting when I first started eating this pasta thing and that just
• 1:19:20
  can you see it in the video right Like you could see there's a panic
• 1:19:24
  in my fucking face because I'm like, oh, Ursole's hitting hard, and
• 1:19:29
  like I start sweating, and I'm sweating the whole time, and I'm like,
• 1:19:32
  oh man, I fucking I hope it's not like this the whole time.
• 1:19:35
  And I walked around before and I was like, let's go get something
• 1:19:38
  cool where it's cool. They see it out and I think after like good
• 1:19:41
  thirty minutes, like once the oil part settles down, the high kicked in
• 1:19:45
  and then I was like, oh, I'm able to enjoy shit. Oh
• 1:19:48
  so let me tell you a story, dog story tone yesterday dog. So
• 1:19:55
  I get home from the gym right, you know, and I'm just chilling,
• 1:19:59
  you know, doing my routine, and then I go check out my
• 1:20:00
  mom. Right, I'm like, yo, what's up? You know,
• 1:20:02
  like you know foo And she's sitting down food and I'm just like like,
• 1:20:11
  I'm like you okay, And then she's like they can go to the hospital.
• 1:20:15
  And I'm just like what. I'm like why, I'm like this nothing,
• 1:20:18
  you know, what's wrong with you? It's like I don't know how
• 1:20:21
  I feel? And I'm just like what are you talking about? Yeah,
• 1:20:25
  Like she's like I don't know how I feel right now, and I'm just
• 1:20:29
  like I'm like, have you never felt this way? Like, let's take
• 1:20:30
  your blood pressure? Right? She said, everything's cool, you know,
• 1:20:34
  and I was just like, what's wrong with you? And then like I'm
• 1:20:39
  like all right, whatever, I'm taking to the hospital right. And then
• 1:20:41
  right before you know, we're getting ready to go to the hospital and all
• 1:20:44
  this stuff like uh, She's like I'm like what did you eat? What
• 1:20:47
  did did you take it wrong with action? Or what's the deal? And
• 1:20:51
  then she's like no, She's like I got home yesterday and I hate these
• 1:20:55
  cookies in the freezer and like I was like what cookies in the freezer and
• 1:21:00
  then she's like there's still some in there, yeah, And then I'm just
• 1:21:02
  like and it's these fucking oreoles that were medicated food and the whole bag is
• 1:21:06
  like five hundred milligram No my brother would yeah yeah, like so so like
• 1:21:16
  she's like, yeah, like four pieces and all this stuff, like not
• 1:21:19
  cookies but just pieces. And she's like and I went to sleep and she's
• 1:21:23
  like I woke up and it just feels weird. And I'm like, oh,
• 1:21:25
  mom, you're high. Yeah, and then she's like and I was
• 1:21:30
  like, I was like, this is like a hangover, right, and
• 1:21:32
  then she's like she's she doesn't drink, so she's like, I don't know
• 1:21:34
  what the fucking hangover is. So she wasting. She just thinks she was
• 1:21:39
  having a heart attack, fool, like she wanted to take it to the
• 1:21:41
  hospital. And I'm like like, sit down, you know. Like I'm
• 1:21:44
  like, I'm like, you're gonna have to sit down. And I was
• 1:21:46
  like, how do you feel what kind of I'm like, I need to
• 1:21:47
  know what level of the highering, you know, And she's like, I
• 1:21:50
  just feel like groggy and tired. I was like, okay, So you
• 1:21:53
  just you still have the high lingering, So just lay down and watch TV,
• 1:21:57
  you know, like, yeah, like me get you some snacks,
• 1:22:00
  yeah, like, and I just you know, make her some lemonade just
• 1:22:02
  that. Yeah. I was like, you need some sugar, you know
• 1:22:04
  what. I was like to come back, but she didn't have the munchies
• 1:22:06
  yet or anything like that. So I'm like, she didn't want to eat.
• 1:22:11
  She threw up. No, No, she threw up at first,
• 1:22:13
  you know, because too intense. Yeah. So then when she's laid down,
• 1:22:17
  she's like, I put on some natural national geographic shit. I was
• 1:22:20
  like Moods of the World or some shit, you know. I was like,
• 1:22:24
  this is kind of nice to look at it. She knocks out.
• 1:22:26
  She knocks out for hours food like like hours, like just knocked out,
• 1:22:30
  and I'm just like, what the fuck? Constantly checking up. I'm like,
• 1:22:33
  what the fuck fool she isn't waking up and making sure she's not dead,
• 1:22:36
  you know, like the cats, you know, like the cats right
• 1:22:39
  there, And I'm just like, fuck, maybe that should taken her to
• 1:22:41
  the hospital. And then like then, uh, like after like five hours
• 1:22:45
  of just sleeping, foo, she's cooking up a fucking storm. Dog fool.
• 1:22:50
  It's just high hungry to the max dog. She's there's a smoothie beam
• 1:22:55
  made. There's a whole plot of equametia. There's like fucking snags and I'm
• 1:23:00
  just like, okay, so you feel the better, I'll tell your brother.
• 1:23:02
  Yeah, my brother was. He was like what the fuck? He
• 1:23:05
  was like I shouldn't have left that in there, And I'm just like,
• 1:23:06
  yeah, you stupid idiot, Like at least tell her. Yeah, like
• 1:23:10
  wechies. Yeah yeah. I literally almost killed my fucking poor father once.
• 1:23:15
  Man, I dosed them and I didn't realize, like I wasn't doing the
• 1:23:19
  math in my head, Like I'm trying to think how long ago this was,
• 1:23:23
  maybe like five years. It was a Star Wars movie that it came
• 1:23:25
  out, and there was a three D X all in one of these like
• 1:23:28
  immersive So I'm my dad, come on. My father used to was into
• 1:23:31
  that shit. I'm out in Star Wars my dad is, So I'm like,
• 1:23:33
  come on, let's go to the movies. Remember the Crow of Black
• 1:23:35
  Bars, right, Yeah, Well I broke them off basically a piece and
• 1:23:40
  just told me I eat this, you know, and told me it's Those
• 1:23:43
  are intense dudes, one thousand milligram ones and gee, I wasn't thinking.
• 1:23:46
  I'm like, I'll just give them a piece. When I think about it,
• 1:23:49
  the bar was only about this big. I broke off about a quarter
• 1:23:53
  of it and gave it. I ate the rest of it. Yo.
• 1:23:56
  And by the way, my mother came and my mother did not know he
• 1:24:00
  was doing anything. So I was like, don't say nothing. I'm like,
• 1:24:01
  all right, I won't long story short. When we come out of
• 1:24:04
  the after it was like two and a half hour movie. Whatever, the
• 1:24:08
  lights come on, we're walking out. You look like he just ran a
• 1:24:11
  marathon, sweat all over his fucking shirt, his whole head. I was
• 1:24:15
  like you already. He's like no, just keep walking like I sweat and
• 1:24:19
  by so he was basically telling me through. I was like, did you
• 1:24:21
  like the movie? He's like, I didn't see the movie. I was
• 1:24:25
  certainly. God. It was like I was trying to stay alive because these
• 1:24:28
  things are like immersive. It had like fucking mist blowing at you. The
• 1:24:30
  chairs were shaking. He's having all the four D four Yeah, he's he
• 1:24:35
  was like blaze. I felt was on a roll coast. I was just
• 1:24:38
  holding on and trying to make it till I was and we got out.
• 1:24:41
  He looked like just defeated. I felt so bad. He was high for
• 1:24:45
  like ten hours straight man, and he was like sixty eight at that time.
• 1:24:48
  When I did that, I was like, Oh, it's never what
• 1:24:51
  you wanted to be when you think of your parents getting high, like you
• 1:24:55
  know what I mean? Like, yeah, Like, it's never what you
• 1:24:58
  want. I'm like, no, it is what my dad dad Yeah every
• 1:25:00
  day. Yeah, No, your dad's a stoner though, but they don't
• 1:25:02
  think the edibles is different. If you don't take edibles constantly, bro,
• 1:25:06
  two hundred and fifty milligrams will put you in a bad spot. She asked
• 1:25:10
  me. She's like, how do you live like this? Like in Spanish?
• 1:25:14
  She was like, come on, we do I see Like She's like,
• 1:25:15
  you do you feel like that? Someone's like, no, it feels
• 1:25:17
  good. Yeah, Like this is what I'm saying. I'm like, this
• 1:25:20
  shit feels great. Hey, Kelly, before you got here and you just
• 1:25:25
  brought up the movies, we were talking about this movie called Deep Throat.
• 1:25:28
  Yeah, do you remember that? Do you remember watching that? Did you
• 1:25:30
  watch that in the movie Theater without too Young? But that was in movie
• 1:25:34
  theaters for sure, And just so you know, I wanted I'm glad you
• 1:25:36
  brought that up. So when your yeah, yeah, yeah, glad.
• 1:25:43
  Now how you brought up talking about people going to those places? Are they
• 1:25:47
  doing deep shows? Back in the days, remember something, guys, before
• 1:25:53
  your fucking iPhones, porn was on a VHS. It's a big block tape.
• 1:25:59
  So if you had a white for you had a fucking girl who was
• 1:26:00
  not about it, you couldn't just have it hidden in a file that you'd
• 1:26:05
  have to hide in the house and you'd get caught. So you had fifty
• 1:26:09
  to fifty, You had dudes going there because they didn't have a choice,
• 1:26:11
  they were married men or whatever. And then you had the whole other freak
• 1:26:15
  show that went on back there. But people used to go there. Yeah,
• 1:26:19
  I thought that was all freaks. People used to go to the movie
• 1:26:23
  theaters just because they couldn't bring them home. They couldn't watch it. Like
• 1:26:27
  this is way before all of these That was in like early the late seventies,
• 1:26:31
  early eighties that movie came out. So you're right, you're right,
• 1:26:33
  even if you could get a porn or your wife to brother, Yeah,
• 1:26:36
  you should not want to have magazines, and they'd be hidden in the fucking
• 1:26:40
  ceiling. So it was completely completely different than having it at your fingertips.
• 1:26:45
  It was bro like when I was younger, my porn collection shit, you
• 1:26:48
  see that fucking that thing? I had that shit for. You think I'm
• 1:26:51
  joking. I'm like, Mom, don't go to my fucking room like the
• 1:26:54
  seven show. You don't want to see what's going on in there. You've
• 1:26:58
  seen the movie, the four year old version, like a pornos no version
• 1:27:01
  version, like a portal connection like that. You know how it brings it
• 1:27:04
  over his friend, He's like here collection line would have been like an eighteen
• 1:27:08
  boner jams that three and what did you do with the What did you do
• 1:27:11
  with that collection? Just got rid of it taking a good will to move
• 1:27:15
  one time when I was moving, I basically you didn't kick You didn't keep
• 1:27:17
  it like the best. You gave it out. You're like, yeah,
• 1:27:19
  take the ship. And I would have kept my favorite one like I kept
• 1:27:23
  one right now. I would tell you I got I still got. You
• 1:27:25
  just want Sometimes you see VHS pornals at the Swami, Oh you do,
• 1:27:29
  Yeah, of course I'm not gonna pick one out. You don't even touch
• 1:27:32
  that. I don't even touch it, but I see it. I was
• 1:27:35
  just like, damn classic. Yeah, it was worth something one day as
• 1:27:39
  a collectible. You know if I see Pamela Anderson went out pick it up
• 1:27:44
  the old w does Dallas like these those old classics. And yeah, Deep
• 1:27:47
  Throat was a big It was a production like Gray said, that was what
• 1:27:50
  made it big. It was like a production movie, not just a cheap
• 1:27:54
  what which you were still of course cheap, and but still it was actually
• 1:27:58
  you know, they did a theme to it and put love into it.
• 1:28:00
  Yeah, okay, so you know how porn is becoming like pretty like normal
• 1:28:04
  else not sorry, it's not it's not so Yeah. Do you think they
• 1:28:09
  will ever put it in a regal again? You think you could ever one
• 1:28:12
  day be like, oh dude, the rocks fucking Megan Fox. It's so
• 1:28:15
  crazy. You never expected here's at the regal rated acts. Don't bring the
• 1:28:20
  kiddos. Yeah, I never, I didn't. I don't know. I
• 1:28:25
  think, like I said, back then, it was serving a purpose.
• 1:28:28
  Like now, who the fuck wants to watch porn with company? It's gotta
• 1:28:30
  be like are some artsy fartsy ship? Yeah, but still like who wants
• 1:28:33
  to go watch porn in a crowd like God, No, Like yeah,
• 1:28:38
  my friends like I want to to No, like you go watch that on
• 1:28:42
  your own, homie. I really like go against Deep Throat was like this
• 1:28:45
  film called Filmnia Volumes one and two. Film that was like the competition pretty
• 1:28:51
  much. You should watch that. X. Shila Bitch comes, I mean,
• 1:28:55
  Shila buff comes out in the hat, shy too, brod. A
• 1:29:00
  lot of people, I like, alay you like a lot of lame mass
• 1:29:02
  people. Chilabove. I didn't say that Chila aboves lame bros sat there,
• 1:29:08
  try to be tried to be this art art fartsy dude. And then he
• 1:29:12
  put this that doesn't discredit his work. What was the thing we will not
• 1:29:15
  we will not be stopped or what was his flag? You got this fucking
• 1:29:19
  whole movement and the mag of people were okay, yeah that was lame,
• 1:29:23
  all right, But I'm talking about come on, dog, thank you Making
• 1:29:28
  fox Man fuck you. Dog Bumblebee and him were like the best combo ever
• 1:29:31
  dog fuck it, thank you, Megan Fox, thank you Making. It's
• 1:29:35
  exactly He's not real gay right now. Just you know over here, what
• 1:29:40
  about holes? Remember holes that legendary. The whole time, I thought it
• 1:29:44
  was gonna be a pernal. I'm gonna watch holes, a bunch of holes,
• 1:29:46
  not one hole that I see not coming. I'm just saying, man,
• 1:29:51
  he was sucking. He did some good movies. Dog, I've never
• 1:29:57
  seen transformers, none of them. The first one was the best one on
• 1:30:00
  dog. Is that the one? Yeah? Yeah, that's the second one
• 1:30:02
  kind of went there when they put them, they put the black food,
• 1:30:04
  they jumped through the fucking glass door, beating the I showed up. That
• 1:30:09
  was my favorite part of that a ray. Let's read the Superchats. By
• 1:30:13
  the way, whoever Superchats is UH is getting injured to win one of the
• 1:30:15
  new batteries combos from Propan and Yo can so make sure the collaboration. Of
• 1:30:21
  course we have the disposable ones, but we also have the battery and the
• 1:30:26
  cart combos as well, So salutarybody who's been picking those up, you can
• 1:30:30
  get those only at the meeting, sorry, at the demos that we do
• 1:30:33
  UH dispensaries. This Friday, we will be at doctor Mentone's band Nuys again,
• 1:30:38
  so make sure you guys pull up first. One from Correa's one year
• 1:30:44
  anniversary party at Correa Saturday, May eighteenth. High Hungry fam is invited.
• 1:30:49
  Congratulations, we will be there, dog, I tried. I went to
• 1:30:54
  Correea's the other day with my dad my brother. It was pretty cool.
• 1:30:58
  He drank two mechiladas, ate a lot of good seafood. You know what
• 1:31:00
  do he eat? Oh? I picked Curious What's good crew, same tube,
• 1:31:10
  same team, saluted Curious George, you're entered in the raffle. Both
• 1:31:14
  blunted, same team with the Oh yeah, how was that fucking interview?
• 1:31:20
  I saw that you literally, I'm not even lying with you guys. You
• 1:31:24
  guys were in elevator girls. I was so happy that that we left right
• 1:31:28
  before the nase he can't do one balloon because she knew if they were gonna
• 1:31:33
  leave. Yeah, like we would. We would have went to go have
• 1:31:36
  dinner. We would have like it would have left it eleven or twelve.
• 1:31:42
  I would have finished the tank. I wouldn't. I would have told the
• 1:31:44
  much did you pay for? Yeah? Did I take it home? Yeah?
• 1:31:48
  Like I would have just straight out and just told him to be like,
• 1:31:50
  all right, let's go in. I just can't. I just can't
• 1:31:53
  have one. Bro. But it was to be honest though, man,
• 1:31:57
  Like there was after using the nitress like that, though, Bro, there
• 1:32:01
  was times where I did get worried, but because my lungs did hurt.
• 1:32:04
  Oh yeah, yeah, like like where I was like I woke up the
• 1:32:08
  next day and he was like damn, Like like you don't say nothing either,
• 1:32:13
  yeah, like you he got it. She's like, how come we
• 1:32:15
  haven't smoked because it hurts? What it called a lot? Like like he
• 1:32:19
  just hurt like mega man, yeah, bro, like is this theddy right
• 1:32:24
  here? And oh he did? Dude? Is what Hillary Clinton? I
• 1:32:29
  fucking love this was fucking post dog whatever. Whatever. He's like, they're
• 1:32:31
  after me, dude, next one dude and Martin Rizzo dog, oh dog
• 1:32:40
  please. We forgot to mention this part about the comedy show. This ship
• 1:32:45
  got so smoked out, bro, so smoked out that Martin Rizzo like kind
• 1:32:51
  of starts stumbling in the middle of his set. And I'm not gonna discredit
• 1:32:55
  him because he's a funny motherfucker. I know he's a hitter. Bro,
• 1:32:57
  He's a funny motherfucker. But we'd want that night, bro, Like,
• 1:33:02
  like for sure, bro, because in the middle of there, like I
• 1:33:04
  had to take him some water, bro, because he kept coughing because you
• 1:33:06
  know, you're breathing in non stop smoked bro. And then he's as the
• 1:33:12
  water of beer roll dying and yeah, just but every other other comics they
• 1:33:15
  smoke. We have some to two cops from fucking Texas. They were like,
• 1:33:20
  they were like two deputies there. I guess we're visiting and they were
• 1:33:25
  in there, like two of them were just like, we can't, we
• 1:33:27
  can't stay in there. One of them did stay though he wants the comedy
• 1:33:30
  show. He's at the cool cop. I could probably just work the dude.
• 1:33:33
  So you got to either you got to get more air filters. They
• 1:33:36
  are all three air filters wrong. You gotta get more or or or your
• 1:33:41
  headliner's got to be a stoner. Ye can't have a headliner because I did.
• 1:33:45
  By the end, by the time headliner comes up, it's gonna be
• 1:33:47
  ok dog, That's what I mean. I know what you mean. But
• 1:33:50
  look for the name. It puts the for the fucking next one. I'm
• 1:33:55
  opening up before the headliner for Sean working on the hot fifteen. There you
• 1:33:58
  go. Yeah, everybody did like a he's like twenty bro. It was
• 1:34:00
  kind of cool. We gotta good. That's a long time. Wait.
• 1:34:02
  What's the little homies name Aiden? Yeah, shout out to Aiden. Yeah,
• 1:34:06
  there was this. There was just these young this young fool, this
• 1:34:09
  motherfucker. He's good, bro, He's really good. Like he was funny
• 1:34:12
  as fuck. School shooter joke was yeah, the school shooter joke. I
• 1:34:15
  was like, all this fuck he made some funny fuck yeah. But I'm
• 1:34:19
  working on a big headliner for the next one, like big one. I'm
• 1:34:23
  definitely coming. Bro. My stomach was rapped. I couldn't even trust the
• 1:34:26
  fart. Bro. I was like the worst diarrhea like I was, yeah,
• 1:34:29
  Bro, things could have went real bad. Good man, know what
• 1:34:31
  he told me. I was like, yeah, I don't have that add
• 1:34:32
  I was knocking be good, especially laughing. You know you laughed to I
• 1:34:35
  imagine I would have laughed and ship my pants. That it's over, bro.
• 1:34:39
  June fourteenth is the next one, and tickets will be available, hopefully
• 1:34:45
  by the end of this week. So there it is, right, next
• 1:34:47
  one. Alex Chaparo, My girls ain't a smoker, and she walked out
• 1:34:54
  that bitch lit and she's already down for the next one because she had a
• 1:34:58
  blast thanks guys, same to heh. Yeah, I'm glad you guys showed
• 1:35:01
  up and everybody who got tatted? When did you say? The next one
• 1:35:04
  is June fourteen? God damn it in Berlin, Berlin. Yeah, oh
• 1:35:10
  yeah, you're taking a vacation. No, we're always work. Mary Jane
• 1:35:13
  Festivals. The first big like the Spanabis of Germany. I think it's been
• 1:35:16
  going on and now it's legal. So it's the fourteenth through the sixteenth,
• 1:35:19
  and it's in Berlin. Yeah, and a bunch of my friends are throwing
• 1:35:23
  a big event, so like, yeah, I know, but I got
• 1:35:26
  to ask this, what is weed being stage three? Change for anything or
• 1:35:30
  whatever? Change? I know, I fucked all that. Yeah, listen
• 1:35:34
  classified reclassified? Yeah, fucking nightmare. All the people will keep it getting
• 1:35:40
  excited. That can completely destroyed just from most Okay, it needs to be
• 1:35:45
  d schedulized, not rescheduled, descheduleized, just like alcohol and tobacco shouldn't even
• 1:35:49
  be on that list. That should be completely off. When it becomes a
• 1:35:54
  medical thing, that means it's regulated by the DEA. So if that goes
• 1:35:58
  through, then the DC see who's been the Department of Cannabis Control who's been
• 1:36:01
  overseeing state cannabis for each state would no longer be void and they wouldn't have
• 1:36:06
  the authority. It would be now overrun by you know, atf and DEA.
• 1:36:12
  And then what they're gonna be selling it at CVS and we can't have
• 1:36:15
  dispensaries like if it's a controlled sup because that's still a controlled substance. So
• 1:36:18
  now what they're gonna what would happen to dispensaries? What happens to the brands?
• 1:36:23
  It's a nightmare, Like people are disguising it like it's good. That's
• 1:36:26
  not good. It needs to be de scheduled, not re get it the
• 1:36:30
  fuck off of there. But past the advice that I was told by some
• 1:36:31
  people, getting into many stories as you can and lockdown the fucking deals.
• 1:36:35
  Broad good, yeah, because you know shit could change. But but in
• 1:36:40
  that word, that's the problem. Like right now, thirty locations I got
• 1:36:45
  right now, what happens if they all of a sudden say, you know,
• 1:36:47
  but seriously, what happens if they say, oh, by the way,
• 1:36:49
  now you're gotta buy a weed from CVS? So so fuck okay,
• 1:36:53
  So I was about to say, we don't want weed at CVS, like
• 1:36:57
  now we do not. We do not? Can I cook? Can I
• 1:37:00
  as a guy who wants we at CBS? Can I find out why not?
• 1:37:04
  Like sometimes if you don't, if I could like get us sick and
• 1:37:09
  they get joint for the same reason, the same reason like Connor swore weed.
• 1:37:14
  Yeah, but you can don't want it, you can go to right,
• 1:37:16
  you're right, But I should have the there should be the lame ass
• 1:37:18
  option to get a joint from CBS. No, I completely agree, CBS
• 1:37:23
  will never probably have the best weeed. I don't want to see Cali blaze
• 1:37:25
  at CBS. Why why do you want it in CBS. I don't want
• 1:37:28
  to control by the government, the FDA running our ship. That's like no
• 1:37:31
  it fuck them, no, fuck you. But I agree, I wanted
• 1:37:38
  to know why. I'm trying to figure out what. I'm trying to figure
• 1:37:40
  out why because everyone you That's why as a little kid, you always,
• 1:37:43
  as a little kid, always were like man. As a little kid,
• 1:37:45
  you're always like man. I wish one day we was like a bud light.
• 1:37:50
  No, you never want it to be a fucking bud light. Definitely
• 1:37:54
  give me the papers, the next one, next one, Dad, wax
• 1:38:00
  much love to y'all WDSTS crew in chat. He's old Sunday was so dope.
• 1:38:04
  Next one is gonna be dope too, Oh y'all, ADAMT eight,
• 1:38:09
  we'll seeing your ray voicemails. Yeah, we're gonna do that on Thursday.
• 1:38:13
  Oh wait, oh yeah tomorrow. We have a new sponsor as well too
• 1:38:15
  on the show. We have two sponsors for the month. Finally you got
• 1:38:17
  we got a small check which I will be working on the commercial after this,
• 1:38:20
  so you guys can go get smogged in the valley or you don't even
• 1:38:24
  have to. And it's like, you know what I'm saying. And we
• 1:38:26
  also have a slick shots coming through finally on Thursday. So the fucking shout
• 1:38:33
  out to God in the fucking universe, bro, Because everything I fucking start
• 1:38:38
  fucking with and I say I want to fucking work with this. From one
• 1:38:41
  day, it fucking comes true. Manifestation. Put the work in, not
• 1:38:46
  just oh of course I'm not out there sitting wishing in the fucking whale and
• 1:38:49
  ship. You know, yeah, bro, but that I was like that
• 1:38:53
  when that happened, I was like, man, fuck yeah, bro,
• 1:38:56
  you know how great it is is a person who enjoys their all. God,
• 1:38:58
  yeah, yeah, parly, I know back in my day that would
• 1:39:00
  have been great. Fuck yeah, what's the what's the next thing I'm gonna
• 1:39:04
  use that ADC. You think I'm paying three days of that ship? I
• 1:39:09
  think a couple of slick shots in there. All you gotta do is get
• 1:39:11
  a coke and now you got a jack and coke. Next one, Alejandro
• 1:39:15
  Gusman Aleandro what I was like, what? I well say, she's the
• 1:39:20
  best. Anyways. My dad would watch those Mexican dirty comedy movies and change
• 1:39:25
  the channel every time you walk by. Oh yeah, somebody says, what
• 1:39:30
  is it called? Something like that? Or the police one? Oh yeah,
• 1:39:33
  I'm the police one. The police one ship was horn. The Spanish
• 1:39:36
  was watching some PERVERTI ship. Oh yeah, bro. Then other cultures don't
• 1:39:42
  yeah, I know, don't no the know about the shows the show.
• 1:39:47
  Yeah, I'm saying. Other countries go to Europe. Oh easy sex is
• 1:39:51
  way more like normalized. Oh big time. Yeah, you see dick sucking
• 1:39:58
  on TV for sure. Bump Well, I guarantee you our porner is crazier
• 1:40:02
  than their porn though, like that step brother, Germany, were you like
• 1:40:08
  they're owned by European yeah, Bro Germans and step ship Bro. They're into
• 1:40:13
  terrible. Yeah, terrible like browsers for sure. Is a fucking European keeping
• 1:40:16
  it pure? Next one impure Orlando Valenzuela. I remember watching south Park at
• 1:40:24
  eight years old, like season one, big big gay out and anal pros.
• 1:40:28
  Y'all remember the spawn and in the Tooyd show, No no, I
• 1:40:33
  remember that. I do remember the south Park episode with big gay Animal Sanctuary.
• 1:40:38
  There's a gaggle of gay gooses, gay lions. That is he still
• 1:40:44
  around? That was a hilarious one. And then and then you also see
• 1:40:47
  uh on season one you see aliens, these foods are fucking fourth graders though
• 1:40:55
  they're still kids. This is the craziest ship Bro, Like, oh,
• 1:41:00
  hey, bag a yo, all right, what's the next you guys?
• 1:41:04
  Berto Amaya one thirteen yo? What's up with yo? What's up? He's
• 1:41:11
  on with the one tier? Just dm me on on Patreon. Yeah,
• 1:41:15
  everybody who who subscribed to the merch tier or the one hundred dollars here,
• 1:41:19
  just dm me. I've been taking care of those all month long. So
• 1:41:24
  and listen, man, I really don't think I have to make a video
• 1:41:28
  to show you, guys, how to DM me on Patreon. I just
• 1:41:30
  don't understand how somebody can we just do it for I will not shoot that
• 1:41:34
  video. I just don't get how. You just don't figure it out how
• 1:41:39
  to message somebody. But if I have, if I have to, I
• 1:41:43
  will, bro, because I guess I have to be a computer teacher apparently
• 1:41:47
  computer lessons Patreon. Tre d Foolery late to the show, but we in
• 1:41:54
  it now, same team, same team. Salute to him, d Foolery,
• 1:41:58
  Thank you for the super chat. Yo. It takes one full year
• 1:42:01
  to grow one pineapple. Yeah it's true. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:42:08
  that's why the fucking fields are massive in the in uh Hawaii. And
• 1:42:12
  what about Costa Rica. I lived there for a year, Bro, they
• 1:42:15
  funk that whole Oh man, it's bad. Bro. Like the Ticos,
• 1:42:17
  the actual residents they fucking hate, like del Monteano them. I'm not joking
• 1:42:24
  because you know those pink pineapples, you see them, like those are grown
• 1:42:28
  in Costa Rica. They grow there's a huge, huge amount of land that
• 1:42:31
  they take and all the like the chemicals and like the fertilizers get into that
• 1:42:35
  water. Like they're basically destroying the ecosystem of Costa Rica for those fucking pink
• 1:42:41
  pineapples. Bro, I should have I should appreciate hate them, bro,
• 1:42:46
  hate it. They should appreciate pineapples more whole year to grow a lot of
• 1:42:53
  ship. Yeah, Bro, that's why I always ask for specifically that and
• 1:42:56
  the fruit thing. We eat that within the day, we eat that and
• 1:43:00
  within the day. Yeah, I know something that takes yeah yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:03
  I don't even don't even eat it the way it lookskeen and lembon,
• 1:43:08
  I don't even sit there. And they're delicious. As much as that bad,
• 1:43:13
  I still buy them. And now it's like like thirty dollars. Now
• 1:43:15
  they're like twelve or thirty on ninety nine they set them bro. Yeah that's
• 1:43:20
  that Asian restaurant, I mean the Asian market. I love that spot too.
• 1:43:24
  I love that place. Next one, Louis rometto shout out from Boston
• 1:43:28
  made it on time for that show Boston, Boston. Yeah, that's I
• 1:43:34
  mean, salute to him from Boston. Man. I went to a steakhouse
• 1:43:38
  out there one time. That's great. Fuck Boston actually, no, you
• 1:43:41
  know, but real talk. Actually Boston's dope city. It's just that teams
• 1:43:45
  just fuck the teams. The Celtics in the playoffs. The next baby,
• 1:43:49
  no shift for it. Yeah, bro, in the second round right now,
• 1:43:53
  they are one. They beat the PACER's first game they're playing I think
• 1:43:56
  tonight again an accent and they beat what for of the bosh. It's terrible.
• 1:44:01
  Trying to fuck a female with that cigarette be worse like Canadian Oh yeah,
• 1:44:10
  yeah yeah, Keen Rodriguez, what's up? Just wanted to say,
• 1:44:17
  same team, same team, dog, thank you for that super chat.
• 1:44:21
  Good. I think everybody miss a step toe. We bring him back,
• 1:44:27
  bring the homie back on, you know what. Shout out to him,
• 1:44:30
  bro. Yeah, I texted him yesterday. Bro. He yeah, he
• 1:44:33
  bought some stuff on my website. So look, Luis romettro when inside Dick
• 1:44:38
  Eddie coming to the show. I think Eddie don't even go see his kids.
• 1:44:42
  He ain't coming here. But if we get him a new tooth,
• 1:44:46
  he said, he said, it's he said. I keep hearing it's on.
• 1:44:48
  It's in the mail. A matter of time. We gotta get an
• 1:44:51
  update next one. And the master podcaster, Mega Man, keep putting out
• 1:44:57
  good episodes. Shout out to Mega Man. Player, Yeah, shout out
• 1:45:00
  to Mega Man. I hope I see you at the next demo. Take
• 1:45:02
  care of your throat, dude, Dude, go hit up Martin Rizzo.
• 1:45:05
  Dog, there's this guy that wants mar Rizel his wife and mar Wrizzel.
• 1:45:10
  Won't you should fucking handle that dog? Don't be the fucking yeah. But
• 1:45:15
  then the bull cook chooses who who they want to fuck, like, who
• 1:45:20
  they want to show him? Why you show hi, why he should pick
• 1:45:24
  you mega? Make him a mega cook? Yeah? Make him dude.
• 1:45:27
  Yeah. We have this guy on there that claims to be like the game
• 1:45:29
  bank came off, he only did one gang bang. That ship was nasty.
• 1:45:32
  Next one you saw it. You know what I'm saying, Like the
• 1:45:35
  way he describes it a multil six with other dudes there, and then he's
• 1:45:40
  yelling at him because they can't get hard. Not a not a good situation.
• 1:45:43
  Nothing about that exactly. Do a room full of dicks is already a
• 1:45:47
  problem. Let's just talk about that, yeah, fucking man. And then
• 1:45:51
  the dude yelling why aren't you getting your dick hard? What the fuck is
• 1:45:57
  he? Like? What do you even see? You? Just fuck my
• 1:45:59
  whole day? Stop talking so fucked up, man, Like I didn't need
• 1:46:02
  that dude yelling in another guy? Why in your JA card? What the
• 1:46:08
  fuck is wrong with you? Bro? How do you do this show with
• 1:46:10
  him? He brought this guest, This is his guest, this because of
• 1:46:15
  his guest. So yes, blame blame me, But now I gotta blame
• 1:46:19
  because I had to listen to this. But you bring it up every time
• 1:46:24
  like he's not on, bro, Like, just just give him a five
• 1:46:27
  minute shoutout. I have to mention it. Next one, Hinja with Dizzy.
• 1:46:31
  We don't smoke the same safety anybodyce pro pan Bitch show support by Cush.
• 1:46:40
  Thanks for the w d sts tat same team. Bobby Hill. Oh
• 1:46:44
  yeah, that's true. He got he got the Bobby Hill tatted. Yeah,
• 1:46:46
  Bubby Hill, I forgot to get tatted. I'm gonna go ask him.
• 1:46:50
  I have come back and do it on the show again. Next one,
• 1:46:54
  DJ Boss, thank you for the supersticker Dog. Oh it was nice
• 1:46:57
  meeting you at the fucking spot on Sunday. Oh yeah, so that the
• 1:47:03
  year over there, easy, you're the man, dude. Next one,
• 1:47:06
  Odalio fights you guys doing anything live and then August going down to l A
• 1:47:14
  hopefully get a pro pin at LA x doctor green thumb hashtag w S t
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• 1:47:21
  can make it happen, or if we were trying to find oh you know
• 1:47:26
  what we could probably do. I got something. I'm talking to Barts.
• 1:47:30
  Oh yeah, August, August. You don't smoke the same. It's going
• 1:47:35
  to have a podcast at hire hungry fast, let's do it. I am
• 1:47:41
  hungry, all right, straight up? See TJ. What up? Hey
• 1:47:45
  Kelly? How many milligrams of S h O fit in the size capsules you
• 1:47:51
  send one that's in the pouch? That okay, low quick math time?
• 1:47:57
  Those are point two grams. So ever, five of them will be a
• 1:48:00
  full syringe, so it'so point two goes in each one. So then do
• 1:48:03
  the math, like right, try to make it easy, you know,
• 1:48:06
  like if it was eighty eight hundred eighty percent THC, that means it's eight
• 1:48:11
  hundred milligrams per capsule, right, so I should have done one fifty actually
• 1:48:15
  want whatever a long story short, Divide that by five and that's what's going
• 1:48:20
  to be in each capsule. So you know, if people assume a full
• 1:48:25
  syringe is a thousand milligrams, it's just a gram. That's not how many
• 1:48:29
  milligrams of active THC. So just because you did the whole syringe, that
• 1:48:31
  doesn't mean you did a thousand milligrams. Usually means you did seven to eight
• 1:48:34
  hundred milligrams, because that's what's in there. So it's point two to answer
• 1:48:39
  your question, point two grams. So do the math of whatever the potency
• 1:48:43
  of the THC is divided by five. I just down it. Yo,
• 1:48:47
  we should do a show because I know you can do it. Let's do
• 1:48:49
  the whole syringe capsule like one mega and do it. But we gotta take
• 1:48:54
  you like pre record it, because you got to take it. I don't
• 1:48:57
  doubt that much. No, No, I just say, I just say.
• 1:48:59
  I never sit there and try to figure how much I take. All,
• 1:49:01
  right, at least do at least do five hundred the bit you can
• 1:49:04
  handle five hundred. Last last time id Sam had to go knocking on my
• 1:49:14
  door. But the way you smoke, you can handle. You can do
• 1:49:16
  it as long as you're here. If you're like just myself, not good.
• 1:49:20
  But if you were here, like take it two hours before the show,
• 1:49:24
  three hours before the show, so it's actually like peaking or even four
• 1:49:28
  so you're in, You're going through it. It'll be fun. Yeah,
• 1:49:30
  it's not bad, bro. Yeah, asking you to do coke next one,
• 1:49:33
  this is man, I feel coke is worse. Next one. Derek
• 1:49:38
  Crews, same tube, same team. Thank you so much, Derrek Crews.
• 1:49:43
  Ralph Ramos, what our fools. I'm still high from Sunday. Huh
• 1:49:47
  hey man, sir Louther, Ralph Ramos, thank you for holding it down.
• 1:49:51
  Angel shut out. We don't smoke the same. And Cali Blaze.
• 1:49:56
  I had some Cali hash before the Cypress show and my open during I love
• 1:50:00
  the Cali hash hole sty Blessed players. Yeah, I know somebody will have
• 1:50:04
  them. You can hit them up. They got a podcast that you watch.
• 1:50:09
  Yeah, definitely. People on Patreon know, if you're on Patreon,
• 1:50:13
  you already know you know about the hash holes and there they'd be hit.
• 1:50:16
  It's whole. It's so hard not to smoke them back to back. I
• 1:50:18
  know, I literally just want like, but I only if I was if
• 1:50:21
  I smoked them back to back, like the plays. The place that I
• 1:50:24
  was gonna do it and I did it was a Cypress concert because I'm like,
• 1:50:27
  yeah, I'm gonna show out. Yeah, why not like I didn't
• 1:50:29
  roll my ship. What are you smoking? All Cali blazes hash holes?
• 1:50:32
  Yeah, next one one d foolery. I want to see we be the
• 1:50:36
  next bud like X. You want to see trans women smoke weed food bro
• 1:50:45
  happy your daddy. Sam's already calling you, I know, dude, but
• 1:50:50
  we're working am cush Gee Yo, salute locals Cali. I need a tea
• 1:50:57
  or hoodie Foxy the yo. Next event? When's the next thing? Oh,
• 1:51:01
  tell them to come to the cannabis cafe. Come to the cannabis Yeah,
• 1:51:04
  that's this week. M me next week, next, No, three
• 1:51:08
  weeks, three weeks, two weeks, whenever. It is, just yo,
• 1:51:10
  hit my dam and I'll bring that ship to the show. Come through.
• 1:51:14
  Yeah, fucking you know me. I always have a basket of propeen
• 1:51:16
  there too. Louis two joints lately and nice to see Kelly Blaze back in
• 1:51:21
  the house. Thank you, Thank you man. It feels good to be
• 1:51:24
  back at least at least say by these all right, I'll see you guys
• 1:51:29
  later. A couple of super chatters, Thank you guys. We'll see you
• 1:51:30
  guys tomorrow. We've got dope guests. Are we drinking hell yeah, we're
• 1:51:33
  drinking alight, all right, let's run and uh, alright you guys.
• 1:51:38
  Later we're gonna show him how to use it. Next one, next one,
• 1:51:44
  thank you, Exavier, and oh yeah, next one, Anthony fool.
• 1:51:47
  It's Anthony fool. I never win ship. Yeah, that's right me
• 1:51:56
  neither. Yeah. You know, hey, you gotta be lucky. Bro,
• 1:52:00
  believe me, dog, it's not it's not up to me. I'm
• 1:52:01
  not picking shit. It's a good luck. Yeah, next one, good
• 1:52:04
  luck on the next one. Ce yes, seven oh two. You should
• 1:52:08
  bring Kaya for our reunion. Next Saul r R. Buenos dias, homies,
• 1:52:14
  homies, salute to him, and I could tell you see s seven
• 1:52:17
  oh two is not winning the raffles. All right, I'm just playing.
• 1:52:26
  You're in here for you're in here, all right. Let's see. Uh
• 1:52:29
  we're gonna hook you guys up with the battery pack. So first raffle ft
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  raffle winner is we're going and the winner is Umberto Almaya eleven eleven three,
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  I guess one thirteen. So congratulations to Umberto Amaya for your super chat.
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  They got you to win. I believe Xavier gave me some other stuff.
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  I'm a raffle. The second some George press up. You guys gotta DM
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  me with what you want as well too, that way it matches up.
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  But yeah, dm me on Instagram if you want Patreon or all that good
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  stuff, just not Telegram. Please don't be fucking hitting me up with some
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  stupid ship like that are sending me reels on there. I had a block
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  like some foods and this is not for the sven reels on the yes,
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  somebody had just like, yo, chick out this building to Canelo fight,
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  and I'm like, I'm a fucking block, you dog, all right,
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  but uh this so I'm being extra by hooking you guys up with some of
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  the stuff Xavier gave me. So good. This one goes for the second
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  place, for I know, we gotta put new stuff in there. The
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  win. The second winner is Othello Fights, Congratulations, Hello, there you
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  go. Congratulations to the winners. Of course, I went the extra mile
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  to hook somebody else up. Thank you everybody for tuning in. Thank you
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  Caddy Blaze for stopping by. You're welcome here every time. Thank you.
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  The third the winner that went after was it February robertson rigg Right, So
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  this is going to be for March. I'm announcing the winner. We're filming
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  the video for today, so it will be up later. This is a
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  four hundred dollars pendant by fuck where's this food at? From Vegas. He's
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  one of the ogs I forge. I believe, well, you know what,
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  I'm sorry, I think this is Mente Glass. So Mente Glass.
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  Uh, definitely an og and when it comes to sculpting and all that stuff,
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  I'll tag him in the Instagram. Dope ass Leonardo n Turtle Pendent.
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  That's going to be going on for the March one, and I'm also filming
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  the video for the April one, and we're gonna be caught up with May
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  as well for the electronic raffles as well. For everybody who's continuing on there.
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  Sorry on the lag on those, but that's the reason I showed up
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  early to get this get this ship sorted out, Cali Blaze and shoutouts.
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  Uh, shout out to you guys. Man, it's good to be back.
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