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Show #202 Covid Strikes Again, That Absolute Tit · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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  Network. Hello, and welcome to episode two oh two. COVID strikes again.
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  That absolute tip, super super excited. Yay covid. So true story.
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  I had a cold the entire time I was down at MAGFest with our
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  two boys, and I was therefore more vulnerable. Uh, and uh,
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  I should have caught something, but I didn't. Everybody was missed me entirely.
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  But Stevie got it. Stevie, I don't knock. What did you
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  fo, Steve? Nothing? I might. I might have licked a few
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  things while I was there. I'm not saying I wasn't around the board game
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  area trying to clean things this board all right. So as a result,
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  we are doing another remote show. So I am at home, but our
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  boys are in the studio because let's face it, Augie was going to get
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  infected one way or the other. On the other it was going to happen
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  probably due to completion. And uh, follow our Patreon if you want to
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  get that joke. Uh, that's awesome, and uh, we're gonna do
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  a little remote show. It's just gonna be a standard episode. We got
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  three games to play. Uh, and and we're gonna We're gonna they they
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  kind of have a post MAGFest theme. Cool. Uh. So we're kind
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  of done talking about it, but we're not quite done talking about it.
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  It was very strange, you know What's funny. I keep finding or remembering
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  other new things we didn't talk about in the episode, like the Golden Chicken.
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  Like we talk about the chicken. It's a weird thing to forget.
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  Fucking random. I unpacked the bag and it popped out, and I'm like,
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  oh, yeah, fuck all right, So I guess I guess if
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  I had to ask, but you've just given me the question, like,
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  is is there a story you didn't get to tell when talking about MAGFest?
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  Yeah? Like the Golden Chicken? Stevie, what do you got the golden
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  chicken? What about tell me this story? I know the story, but
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  for our list about this chef, I didn't even bring it down here.
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  I thought it was down here, and it's not, but ran next camera.
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  But what happened was is it was after we got our registration done,
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  we got our badges. I think we just walked out and we were in
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  by like the hallway, Delta h area or somewhere around there, right,
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  Like we're in that hallway where all these rooms are, and there's a bunch
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  of people standing staff members like directing people exits, what not, checking badges,
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  you can't go here, you go this way type of thing, and
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  me being me and I'm like, I got this big bag of merchant and
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  I'm like I'm just trying to get rid of this at this God, because
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  this is fun for me. I love spreading bfy and hydrate or dietrat shit.
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  You know, it's just fun. So I'm like, I run over
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  and I was like, Hey, what the fuck did I ask her?
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  I can't remember. I have no idea what it was I asked you,
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  But I was like, I can't I can't remember what it was. But
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  it was an actual general question about something. And I was like, hey,
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  I appreciate it. Here take a sticker and a button or something like
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  that. And they gave her a couple of things and just like, oh
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  my god, thank you so much. And I was like, yeah,
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  it's a podcast, blah blah blah. I advertise, that's what I do
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  is And then like she's like, would you like a chicken? And I
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  was like, what she's like, would you like a super chicken. I'm
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  like yeah. So she goes into her bag and she pulls a handful of
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  like these little miniature like acrylic like see through fucking chickens, and it was
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  one that was a golden one, and she like, think, whichever one
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  you want? So I had to grab the golden chicken, dude. So
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  I grabbed this little miniature golden acryllic like transparent fucking chicken. And it was
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  like, right away, that was the start of MAGFest. Like it was.
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  It was pretty much the mascot of our MAGFest trip from then on out.
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  It was perfect. It was just so perfect, and I was like,
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  this is the way. What better way to start a con? Like
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  fucking got chick in with the golden chicken? Like it was pretty fast the
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  golden chicken, right, hell yeah, charm Ogie. Do you happen to
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  have a story that you didn't tell that you would like to tell? Now?
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  Yeah? I didn't get the like flex and like yo, I played
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  some mispack mand and like got like five levels. Oh yeah, fucking snap
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  on one or some yeah, like destroying it. I'm like yeah, I
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  got through like four levels, Like yeah, this is a lot of fun.
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  See, like I used to play the show all the time, Like
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  you give it a try and he like gets on there and gets killed like
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  immediately like back to you, dude, just keep playing. I'm not I
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  used to play it all the time too. Doesn't mean I was good at
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  it. I would just play it a lot. Like out of the few
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  games I was able to get it too in the arcade section that was one
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  of them, and I'm like, oh, I know how to do this
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  one we tried, Uh what game was it? It wasn't a Time Crisis.
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  It was some other Area fifty one. It was Area fifty one game.
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  Yeah, I remember Area fifty one, the shoot with the aliens and
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  you're like an area yeah yeah, yeah, Like that was fun until we
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  realized that our guns were horribly decing. Oh my god, they were so
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  off, Like mine was off to the right a minimum minimum of an age.
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  I have no idea where my shots were. We're like, I'm like,
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  hold on, let me try this a second. I would shoot it
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  and the screen would flash, but I'm like, no idea where the shot
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  went. It's because people are in there, like sticking their fingers in there
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  and ship and it's like fucking because nobody can just like leave shit alone and
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  just play the game. They should know it might have needed to just be
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  calibrated, but yeah, we should have thought of that. But it was
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  funny at the time because like we got to the park where there was like
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  an alien sprawled out on a table, like oh yeah, like a lady
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  from Titanic, and I couldn't shoot them. I would have felt bad,
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  It's like what the but we were so confused as is and that showed up,
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  were like, wait, what the fuck? Aared you got something that
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  I have? I have got two stories kind of one doesn't doesn't really relate
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  to this MAGFest, but kind of does. And one of my previous magfests
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  they had brought the Twilight Zone Pimel machine. Yeah, and I had that.
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  I used to I used to wreck that machine back in the day at
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  the supermarket. Not anymore, but it was there and I used to play
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  it whenever I got a chance, Like I would go with my mom to
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  get grocery specifically just to play that game, because she would give me like
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  a dollar in quarters and I would still be there playing when she got out
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  like an hour later, because I was good enough at that game that I
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  could make that quarter last and and I I played it at MAGFest, and
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  on my first ball, I cracked a billion points Jesus Man and I it
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  was nuts, like I had, I had unlocked replays. I got like
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  several extra balls, like it was nuts. And what's funny is what's funny
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  is after that first ball, like my second and third ball, and all
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  the extra ones gone like that, like I lost them almost immediately. It
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  was just that first ball that was incredible. I basically I basically unlocked the
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  entire game. I did every mode, I do everything in that one ball.
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  And what's the reason I'm telling that story is because just before leaving for
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  this MAGFest, I found out because a friend of mine checked the score because
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  I took a picture of it when I was done and posted it to my
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  Facebook. A friend of mine checked the score against twin galaxies official world record
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  holders. I would have come like fifteenth, are you serious? And what's
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  more, I was only like two hundred million off the first place. So
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  if those that second, third ball and the extra ones had gone a little
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  bit better, I could have posted an actual world record score like that.
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  Blew my freaking mind. Oh God. So yeah, that's that's a that's
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  a that's a story, and I just got reminded of it because you're misspac
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  Man story. The other story I briefly wanted to tell, and it was
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  just because of my stupidity. I don't remember if I talked about this during
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  the MAGFest episode we did the Airbnb or not. But when I went up
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  to the Video Game Museum and I played Steel Battalion with the three part joystick,
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  yeah, that massive Mac joystick, I couldn't figure out how to get
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  the damn thing to move. We talked about left, he didn't left joystick.
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  Left joystick didn't do anything. The right joystick turned me, but the
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  left joystick didn't seem to do anything. And I was like, what is
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  going wrong here? And it wasn't until yesterday that I that I found out
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  there are It's not just the three part joystick. There's also a set of
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  pedals. Yeah yeah, that were supposed to be on the floor and I
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  missed those. So I'm sitting there moving the joysticks, ignoring the pedals on
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  the floor. And when I was started, I was like, son of
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  a bitch. Anyway, I mean, that's what I got for just not
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  knowing and not seeing them. They might not have been there, but I
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  assumed they were there. It's a huge You wouldn't think there be so many
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  fucking moving parts to the whole video game, right when you're so used to
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  a simple controller exactly. Anyway, Uh, that's all three of us.
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  We didn't do introductions or our themes or animal so far off. We haven't
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  been in studio together in a while since like right before the rep. We're
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  not in the studio together now, That's what I'm saying, Like we're not
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  in sync at all, Like everything's off. Yeah, well just real briefly,
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  I'll do quick introductions, even play the theme oka fist up. He's
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  a he's a gamer and a storyteller, and he's my youngest friend. He's
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  a game so chill. Second, he's a veteran podcaster, veteran podcaster,
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  and Stevie, it's it's it's me and finally it's me your host pants saren
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  you tick some stones for a lap two? There you go, some lightning
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  introductions for you. Let's get into our game. Shall we be sure?
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  Our first game isn't terribly MAGFest related. It's it's broken headlines Uh, we
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  are going to take three news stories and I took the pertinent words out and
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  put in blanks instead. You can get a point one of two ways.
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  You need to try and guess what the real words are, and if you're
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  right or at least close enough, I will give you the point. If
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  you put in something that makes me laugh. On the other hand, that
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  will also give you a point. So it's up to you how you want
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  to play it. And you're both gonna come up with your your headlines at
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  the same time, and I'll give you some thinking time. Here is your
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  first headline. Uk Zoo hatches new plan to get its blank to stop blank.
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  Uk Zoo hatches new plan to get its blank to stop blank. And
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  when you have one, go ahead and raise your hand. Aggie, Uh,
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  what was that again, UK, No, it's just like I forgot
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  one. I have the blanks, but I just never say that the sentence
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  uk Zoo hatches new plan to get its mandrill to stop masturbating. I mean
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  that actually sounds pretty logic. I oh laughed at that on you. Oh
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  man, this is difficult because now I don't want to take a masturbation joke
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  on as long as it just be like copying. So let's see it was
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  in the UK. Sorry I completed first. Could you run by it one
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  more time real quick for me? Please? Sure? Uk Zoo hatches new
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  plan to get its blank to stop blank. Hmmm, uk Zoo. Let's
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  see, I cannot come with anything from the UK, so I said to
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  go with something weird, and I'm sorry, and I'm hoping that it's more
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  true than it's something well, no, I kind of want funny, but
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  I'm gonna go with true because I have nothing right now and I want to
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  kill too much time that I've been trying to think up with something new during
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  this and it's not working. So this strain sucks. Okay, So I'm
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  gonna go with ukzo hatches plan, and it was to stop to get its
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  blank to stop blank, to get its president to stop doing political animal favors.
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  I don't know what those would be, but I have a feeling that
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  is the whole thing that we don't understand as a society that goes on in
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  the back rooms of zoos. I'll get Stevie instead of a last that's understandable,
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  giving pity that was a pity, The actual the actual headline is UK
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  Zoo hatches new plan to get its parrots to stop swearing. Ah. Apparently,
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  like passers by people have been going to the UK Zoo and teaching the
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  parrots to say things like quote, hey, dickhead, Yeah, Polly wants
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  a motherfucking cracker, legit, legit something the parrots have been saying. I
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  mean, all they have to do, really, and this could satisfy everybody.
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  Just make an eighteen plus parrot area. That's all it is, Like,
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  have a child parrot area where they can still learn like the stuff about
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  like science and nature and ship like that, but then have like another section
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  you have to like what remember those newdie booths back in the day, like
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  in those video stories where you can go behind the curtain and get whatever.
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  Vince. It's like that, but for like parrots that swear. Yeah.
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  All right, so uh Aggie is up one point to zero. Yeah,
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  and we'll see if Stevie can catch up. Here is your second headline.
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  Good dog Koby saves Philly neighborhood from blank in blank. Good dog Kobe saves
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  Philly neighborhood from blank in blank. I think I got Pheebe's got his hand
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  raised. I'm going to have you. I'm gonna have you say it.
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  I'm just gonna fill in the blank so I don't screw this up too.
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  That all right, GeV. Here's the headline, Good Dog Kobe saves Philly
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  neighborhood from Harlem Goldtrotters in desperate need of attention. Come on, all right?
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  Yeah I laughed at her, as if you've done the whole thing.
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  Yeah, but yeah, you got me with her own glove trotters a little
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  bit. So I'm gonna give you the point. What do you got,
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  uh, good dog Kobe save his neighborhood from ship I had it and then
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  I lost it from uh got it? I hate it when I draw a
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  blank after you have something. Well, there's already blanks. So yeah,
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  I know right, it's like I see blanks. I don't like to think
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  of her blanks. So save the neighborhood from uh silly fuck silly rabbits in
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  other than in there. Yeah, okay, Good dog Kobe saves Philly neighborhood
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  from silly rabbits and cereal boxes. No laugh, not even remotely correct.
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  The entire well, the actual headline was, good Dog Kobe saves Philly neighborhood
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  from blowing up in gas explosion. Whoa found found a gas leak and warned
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  his parents about it, uh and saved the day. Damn that dog deserves
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  like a metal in like some free kibble. Yo. Yeah. Absolutely,
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  I'm sure everybody in the neighborhoods dropped by to give him some uh some some
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  treats. Yeah, dude, at least I hope. So he's a good
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  boy, right. Uh So that's a kind of a pleasant news story.
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  Tons of those that just made this so much better already. Our failures here
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  are all right, don't seem as horrible now because that like love, love,
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  loving story. All right, Well, we'll see how we do when
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  we move on to our final up one piece. So it's gonna come down
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  to this. Here's your third and final headline, World's oldest blank under investigation
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  for blank, World's oldest blank under investigation for blank. Damn it thang brain
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  work. Oh god, dude, I think I know what the truth is,
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  and it's dark and gross. I don't want to do that. Oh
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  let's see us. It's dark and gross now I'm curious. No, no,
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  because it's true. I don't want to bring is that true. Yeah.
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  Probably. If it's true, it's worth a point. Ah. Was
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  that under investigation? You said, yep, for investigation? Okay, Okay,
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  I think I got it. World Stevie's raised to sand but you got
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  okay. World's oldest brewery under investigation for not actually putting alcohol in their beer?
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  Was it not real? I don't. I'm going to reserve judgment on
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  whether that snort was a laugh or not. Okay. If a doesn't make
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  me laugh, I'm gonna give it to you. Stevie. I've got the
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  fillings. Can you give me the sentence World's oldest gynecologist under investigation for prostate
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  exam? No? No, no, which you means Stevie just edges it
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  out and I'm giving him the point. So nice either. This is oddly
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  related to the last story. The actual headline is World's oldest dog under investigation
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  for fraud. Oh shit, he's saying he really rescued those people when it
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  really was a human this whole time. Damn you, Kobe. Yeah,
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  that's actually very close. The world's oldest dog is named Bobie like Bobby,
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  but with one bee, and he's from I think Argentina, and his dog
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  species only lives for roughly for an average of fourteen years, but Bobi was
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  claimed by his family and by the records of Argentina to have lived for thirty
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  one years before he sadly passed away. Now there after the Guinness Book World
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  Records posted about his extraordinarily long life and his passing. Uh, veterinarians and
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  animal scientists started calling Guinness by good quite a few numbers and saying, uh,
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  there is no way that dog lived to be that old. That is
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  physically impossible. Not to mention, the dog appears to be two different dogs,
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  by the way, just judging by the pictures we've been looking at.
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  So so there is there is uh, there is a there is an investigation
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  coming and uh and uh. Guinness World Records has already pulled Bobie's record.
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  Yeah, I assume if he's if he's, if he's uh, I found
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  the innocent, it'll be it'll be reinstated. But for now he is no
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  longer the world's oldest dog. Could you imagine being that? But I'm sure
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  you was still a good boy? What you Yeah, it's not his fault.
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  It's the it's the humans. It's not the dog's fault. Out highly.
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  I genuinely don't. I don't. I don't recommend looking into that story
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  too closely, because unfortunately I read what happened to the rest of Bobie's little
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  brothers and sisters. Let's just say they have some really, uh really horrific
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  practices. It didn't look enough like the original dog if it let me.
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  I don't want to ruin our listener's day. I keep all the dogs,
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  so they got rid of them. How they got rid of them is what's
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  upsetting, So I would not I would not read into it. I would
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  not go looking for that story. Just just ignore it and move on with
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  your life like we will. And Stevie, with two points to Augie's one,
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  is our winner for this game. Yay means you. Stevie has one
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  episode point and when we I'm back, we're gonna play game two. OI
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  can easily catch up and even take the lead because game two is worth two
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  points and we're gonna play that game right after this interrupt this program to bring
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  Odd Pods media network. Hey man, welcome back. Before we get into
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  game two, I'm told we actually have a bunch of comments and voicemails.
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  Yeah we do. Did somebody forget? I gotta go do stuff. Don't
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  just sit here and goof around the fucking dance and sit to the music.
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  That's so funny. Okay, let's see. Let's see. The first comment
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  is on our patreoon. This is from like early on in January, is
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  right before we left, but I did want to to mention it. It
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  was when there was a budget crap going around and it was a delay in
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  our episode. It wasn't the main episode that came out on time as it
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  has since we started. We've never missed one, but it was all the
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  Patreon stuff got delayed like a day and a half because of the videos and
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  everything. But Kristen just commented to there it was very nice and warmings.
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  She said always take care of yourself first, which we truly appreciated. And
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  then David M said, no worries. Life comes first, comes spelled the
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  inappropriate way. Of course, I'm saying life could be a real pre ejaculator
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  sometimes. Yeah, that comment caught Hoggy's eye instantaneously and it was amazing.
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  Yep, He's not wrong, No, not at all. Our next comment
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  came from the re release of Show one ninety nine, the mini episode number
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  two. Today, I had a segment missing during the break that we just
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  I just re released the episode and it was from David M. Again,
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  I love Russe and Lauren. They always bring the beer and the funny with
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  them, so he's down for more of them with more beer. Hell yeah,
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  man, we love having Rust and Lauren on there. So much fun
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  they really are, and it's cool because they bring that different like music aspect
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  to our show. Like I'm not a music guy. I like music.
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  I enjoy it, but you know, I'm not like anywhere as knowledgeable.
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  Yeah, I say knowledgeable, that's probably the best word about it. And
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  I like having them on because I always learned something new and it's yeah,
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  they know, they know so much more about music than I will probably ever
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  know. Right, it's impressive. It's so cool. All right. Our
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  next comments are all gonna be from the show two hundred, the video version,
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  the three and a half hour show. We did that freaking insane.
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  We have a full We have a full video version on our Patreon that you
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  can watch, and it includes you'll actually get to see like the game boards,
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  You'll get to see the the spins on take your chances, you'll get
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  to see the real spinning on, the Tokyrias wild, all of it.
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  Yeah, yeah, the full list, like everything you'll be able to actually
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  see, which is cool. And you'll be able to see the majority of
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  the contestants, not the entire video too, which is nice, along with
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  the little added uh still pictures on there that are pretty fun. But yeah,
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  this has show number two hundred, the bfy tw's t twt y C
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  in the list, with tons of guests, like so many people. It
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  was amazing. Our first comment was from Donna Meggs, Congratulations on reaching your
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  two hundredth episode. I have enjoyed listening contributing to your shows and it's been
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  a privilege and a pleasure to support you guys whenever I look forward to the
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  next two hundred plus episodes. Love you guys, oh in love kind Oh
• 27:29
  yeah, hecky megs is rock. Dude, love them so much, like
• 27:33
  they like they'll just jump like was it yesterday? We were just hanging in
• 27:36
  our Discord, which is part of the Patreon perks. We have a Discord
• 27:40
  channel and there's a lounge in there where were Augie's in their ninety percent of
• 27:42
  time just playing video games and streaming, so you can watch them play hang
• 27:45
  out and I'll jump in there too, doing the same, Like I'll just
• 27:48
  watch him play and want to hang out, and like freaking Colin jumped in
• 27:52
  and just hung out with us for a while and it was nice. We
• 27:55
  just got chat so yeah and say hi during my lunch real quick. Hell
• 27:59
  yeah yeah, And it was cool. Yeah. It was like a surprise
• 28:00
  jump and he's like yo, when I'm like, oh shit, this is
• 28:03
  great. I wanted to drop it because I saw Colin was there and I'm
• 28:06
  like, I love talking to that dude. Hell yeah, dude, his
• 28:08
  freaking accent, man, damn love it. Well, you know, he's
• 28:12
  a friend, So that's one of the reasons I like talking to him,
• 28:15
  but his accent doesn't hurt for sure. No, this is that added caveat
• 28:18
  you know. Yeah, I used the big word for you, right.
• 28:25
  That's how much I like you. I think I need to lie down.
• 28:30
  Our next comment, same episode, same video. It's from Donna and Colin
• 28:33
  again. Ps, where do I sign up for the twenty dollars tier everybody?
• 28:41
  That's a reference to a previous episode, the twenty dollars war tier.
• 28:45
  Yes, where we at twenty dollars, we will publish Stevie's home addrest up,
• 28:51
  you can fuck him. I'll smile too. I'll even post the pictures
• 28:56
  at you. They're paying Our next comments from dam and m again, and
• 29:11
  it's just Smoggy Doggy. Smoggy was a big hit due people loved Smoggy.
• 29:21
  Smoggy Doggie is the best thing ever. Jesus, it really is, dude,
• 29:27
  Like everybody loved it. Like that is the best I think. I
• 29:32
  think Oggie made Smoggy his his his profile picture on Instagram from I regret it
• 29:38
  really, I mean it's it's a good picture. I just it keeps me
• 29:42
  out. It'll keep all the other people away for you. On Instagram.
• 29:51
  This is my Smoggy stay away. Oh oh god. All right. Our
• 29:56
  next comment the same episode is from Justice Justin Brown. Congrats on the two
• 30:02
  hund third episode. Just as amazing as ever. I look forward to hearing
• 30:06
  many many more. Plus we need more Smoggy for the listeners at home.
• 30:17
  Boggie is currently holding his head. I wow, okay, ah, all
• 30:41
  right. Our last comment is from Kristen Fartley. Holy crap, that was
• 30:47
  amazing. Took me a few days to get through it all lived, all
• 30:51
  the wonderful guests, and the compassion and generosity for all the charities was touching.
• 30:56
  Congratulations again on two hundred episodes. Love you guys. Oh I can't
• 31:02
  Kristin, thank you so much, Like thank you. The support that you
• 31:06
  guys have given us to be able to do the stuff that we can do
• 31:10
  is just insane, Like it's incredible. We couldn't do any of the stuff
• 31:15
  we do without you guys, like like being the ones. They're backing us
• 31:18
  up and supporting us throughout all of it. So we truly do appreciate you.
• 31:22
  Yeah, I don't mean to push you. I still got two more.
• 31:26
  I'm so sorry. I comment real quick. Another comment on the last
• 31:34
  episode two one the Pros and a con see I didn't use the cons name.
• 31:41
  Kristen said, sounds like you guys had a fabulous trip. Thank you
• 31:45
  for sharing. I enjoyed all the pictures and that was another bonus you got
• 31:48
  as being part of our Patreon is you got our updated photos as we were
• 31:52
  at the convention, just showing everything that we were doing. We posted everything
• 31:56
  to the Discord and probably the Patreon as well, I imagine. Yeah,
• 32:00
  it was freaking insane. It was. It was a fantastic trip. I
• 32:04
  loved it. Okay, so now do we move on to voicemails now we
• 32:09
  can't. Hey, that's all we got. It's a lot of interrogating.
• 32:13
  Oh my god, well we all got two. As a third one shows
• 32:17
  up on it, don't look please. So here's our first one. Hey
• 32:27
  guys, it's Bill Manus. I was just calling to say congratulations on two
• 32:30
  hundred episodes. Can't wait to hear the next two hundred. Talk to you
• 32:34
  guys later, Love you by Oh, thank you, Bill dude, Thank
• 32:38
  you so much. Man. That rocks hells. Yeah, gotta love that
• 32:43
  man. He's got a freaking nice smooth voice too. Yeah. That's kind
• 32:47
  of silky, right. I had to get him up in one of these
• 32:51
  games. Yeah, all right, we got one more voicemail here, friends,
• 32:59
  Rogan's counten and fun filled fut nuggets. Did I college just to say
• 33:07
  congratulations on four years of mirthmaking and two hundred episodes of pure greatness. Thank
• 33:17
  you for allowing me to join in and hang out with you, not cases.
• 33:25
  It has been a pleasure to listen to and an even bigger privilege to
• 33:31
  get to know you. Here's too many more years of just fun and games.
• 33:39
  Love you all, Boh Colin, I love you even though you're not
• 33:46
  my cunt anytime. No, I'm just straight premier. I'll do things.
• 34:02
  Holy hell, Well, it's been fun at least to reach two hundred.
• 34:08
  Now we're gonna get canceled by oh god, all right, let's move on.
• 34:19
  We we thank you so much for the lovely comments and voicemails that really
• 34:22
  make our day one thousand. We have to move on to the games,
• 34:27
  sorry, or else we'll never get through this episode. Let's play game number
• 34:30
  two. It's time for the cost is correct? Yes, yes, yay.
• 34:36
  A favorite of our players and several of our guests have mentioned it so
• 34:40
  the cost is correct. Is a legally distinct game where I'm going to have
• 34:46
  bid back and forth. You're going to bid as close as you can to
• 34:51
  the actual listed price of the item without going over. To win it,
• 34:54
  you get to bid multiple times. You must overbid the player with the highest
• 34:59
  bid, or you may choose to freeze your bid and stick with what you've
• 35:04
  got. But once you've done that, you cannot overbid again. If you
• 35:07
  keep bidding, and keep bidding and no one freezes at a certain point,
• 35:12
  I will announce final bids, at which point you are allowed to bid one
• 35:15
  more time or freeze. And I will do this up to the point where
• 35:21
  one player has gone over. So it's possible that nobody's gone over or one
• 35:28
  of you has already gone over by the time I say final bids, so
• 35:30
  bear that in mind. If at any point you both overbid, I cannot
• 35:36
  say final bids. I will just tell you you've both gone over bid lower
• 35:38
  than this number, blah blah blah, and then we'll complete the bidding at
• 35:43
  that point. The first player to win three listings is going to win the
• 35:46
  game and earn two episode points. So let's get to our first ITEMA forbids.
• 35:52
  Our first item of for bids is this rare Doom themed MAGFest promotional T
• 35:58
  shirt by fan Gamer. This T shirt from super MAGFest twenty twenty two is
• 36:02
  brand new, never been worn, large, and has a design celebrating MAGFest
• 36:08
  showing multiple video game characters in a style similar to the Doom cover art.
• 36:15
  And the one of you that bids closest to its sale price on eBay without
• 36:17
  going over will win it. So let's see, Augie. No, yes,
• 36:23
  ev won the last game. You're gonna go first. The starting bid
• 36:28
  for this is five dollars, and you may bid an increments of pennies if
• 36:31
  you wish the fuck I guess I'll say a dollar. I said. The
• 36:40
  starting bid was five dollars, sir, but you can use pennies. Use
• 36:46
  pennies. Cool, Yes, it was a five something five five all right,
• 36:52
  is August's first bid. Stevie, was it just a shirt? It
• 36:59
  is just a tea shirt. It is sealed, brand new, never been
• 37:02
  worn, but no stickers and stuff. Okay, I'm just saying cause ours
• 37:06
  are not with stickers and stuff, So I'm still saying I pay a dollar
• 37:09
  for it. I do want to be kind of bad ass. It's twenty
• 37:14
  twenty two, so I'm still two years old, brand new. I would,
• 37:16
  I would, person mind. The T shirt is also rare. I
• 37:21
  would personally I would pay nine dollars and twenty five cents for that, okay,
• 37:25
  minus shipping, no shipping. Nine dollars and twenty five cents. Is
• 37:29
  the new high bid, Augie? What do you wanna? What do you
• 37:31
  want to do? Do you want to overbit Stevie? Or do you want
• 37:34
  to freeze? Yeah? Eleven ninety five. Eleven ninety five, says Aggie.
• 37:43
  Stevie, what do you want to do? Does it look pretty bad
• 37:46
  ass? Looks? It looks very bad ass? Really certainly does Ah?
• 37:54
  Why are you looking at me like thirteen ten thirteen ten? Yeah, says
• 38:04
  Stevie. I'm still not giving final bids, Augie, what do you want
• 38:07
  to do? Sixteen thirty three? Son of them? Eighteen thirty three?
• 38:13
  Oh, that was gonna be my fucking ceiling. Sixteen thirty three, says
• 38:19
  AUGI that is the new high bid, Stevie. Would you like to overbid
• 38:22
  or freeze? What size is this year? Large? Large? Fucking god
• 38:27
  damn it? You know what I deserve? This? I deserve this.
• 38:34
  I'll go eighteen dollars. Eighteen dollars, says Stevie. All right, eighteen
• 38:40
  dollars even? Is the current bid, current high bid? Still not announcing
• 38:45
  final bids, Augie, it is your turn, like to overbid or freeze?
• 38:49
  Overbid twenty bucks? Twenty bucks even, says Augi. It is twenty
• 38:54
  to eighteen dollars, Stevie, would you like to overbid or freeze? Would
• 39:02
  you call final? That means one of us has gone over? We're close,
• 39:06
  I can't remember. It means you're in the vicinity. Oh, copy,
• 39:09
  so we have to stop. I won't tell you whether or not one
• 39:12
  of you has gone over or not. Right, Well, you're at twenty.
• 39:16
  Yeah, I'm gonna freeze. I'm gonna freeze. He's gonna freeze at
• 39:21
  eighteen. Yeah, okay, Aggie. Would you like to freeze at twenty
• 39:24
  or overbid yourself? I'm gonna freeze at twenty myself. The actual retail praise
• 39:32
  of this the sale price for this T shirt on eBay. Mind you,
• 39:37
  it's converted from Canadian currency in US dollars, It's seventy dollars and thirty three
• 39:44
  cents. The listen goes to Augie seventy seventy. No, I don't like
• 39:50
  myself that much. I wouldn't fucking spend that shit out of my shirt.
• 39:53
  You got nervous, which made me nervous, which is why we dug in
• 39:58
  so early. As motherfuckers all like you. You can use pennies and I'm
• 40:00
  like, oh fuck, this is low and I use pennies. But you
• 40:05
  can. You can keep going until I tell you final bids. You keep
• 40:08
  on going and feel pretty safe in doing so. But it depends on how
• 40:13
  high you overbid. Is I'm not buying too all right. So our second
• 40:20
  item up forbids is this MAGFest badge package. This package includes two badges with
• 40:27
  Omega Teer merchandise packs and the aside from the badge that gives you attendance to
• 40:32
  the event, the Omega Teer Merchandise pack includes all of the following an event
• 40:37
  T shirt, a spinner pin, a zip lanyard, a mag Troid squeeze
• 40:43
  ball, a Galactic passport, a floaty pen, a cannon mug, a
• 40:49
  luggage tag, a MAGFest Prime bag, the Omega Swadge version of the badge,
• 40:54
  a zip a zip puppet plushy, a Spaceship Tech backpack, a mag
• 41:00
  C Bento box, a mag Troy bottle opener, a shell for the Omega
• 41:07
  Swage badge, and a Danny DeVito body pad. Okay, keeping in mind,
• 41:15
  you get two of these plus the badges. Pricing. Pricing is at
• 41:21
  the full price as of the most recent MAGFest and this listing can be yours
• 41:25
  if the cost is correct. So I will start the bidding at one hundred
• 41:30
  dollars. You may bid an increments of dollars and Stevie, you lost the
• 41:36
  last item to go first. I know how much an actual badge costs,
• 41:38
  so I can be and this is gonna be stupid. It is gonna be
• 41:44
  And you get two of them, and you get two of them, and
• 41:45
  this is for this year's this next years. This is as of this most
• 41:50
  recent mag Oh my god, I know you get some with this is ridiculous.
• 41:55
  I'm gonna say, holy wrap. Is it like a priority badge too,
• 42:01
  or it's just a badge at special like it's it's just a it's a
• 42:06
  regular badge. But the the Omega Swag is actually like a playable mini console
• 42:10
  and it comes with at least one video game. You can do that's cool.
• 42:14
  I don't want that, but no, it's gonna be dumb. It's
• 42:16
  gonna be like nine hundred dollars. So I'm gonna say like nine. Okay,
• 42:25
  I think it's twelve hundred. All right, Well, I can tell
• 42:30
  you right now you've both overbid. Please bid lower than nine hundred and sixty
• 42:34
  nine dollars. Wow, it's actually I thought it was gonna be stupid,
• 42:37
  ridiculous, holy shit. All right, So most of the stuff's got to
• 42:43
  be crap then, So let's see, we'll go down to kidding. How
• 42:50
  about six thirty three, six hundred and thirty three dollars, says Stevie.
• 43:02
  All right, OGGI I could see three hundred bucks a piece for twenty oh
• 43:10
  on your first bid. You are allowed to bid lower, but only on
• 43:14
  your first bid. So Augie's bid for twenty Steve, you've bid six thirty
• 43:19
  three. I'm gonna go ahead and announced final bid, so you can make
• 43:22
  one more bid or you can freeze your choice. You with a four to
• 43:27
  twenty y Yeah, I can go down at this point, right or Nope?
• 43:30
  I can't. Nope, you can only go up. I'm good seven
• 43:36
  twenty seven twenty says Augie. All right, so that is the final bid,
• 43:42
  and I can tell you the actual full price of two Omega Tier badge
• 43:47
  packages is seven hundred and ten dollars. Stevie wins the item. Oh look
• 43:55
  he's going to Magpies. Motherfucker's over bye ye over by ten dollars. Yeah.
• 44:02
  Sorry, A single badge is one hundred and fifty five dollars and the
• 44:07
  Omega teer is two hundred, So it's three fifty five for one, seven
• 44:13
  ten for two. That's all it was. And you get all that extra
• 44:15
  shit for that little bit. Yeah, for two hundred dollars you get all
• 44:17
  that extra stuff. Fifty more bucks to getting all that shit and know that
• 44:21
  it was like fifty dollars more. Fuck not to have the money, right,
• 44:23
  but let's get the know for next time. Fifty dollars gets two hundred
• 44:28
  dollars more. Sir, Oh that's not that's for one badge, so that's
• 44:30
  not going to be split four ways. Never mind, that's a lot of
• 44:34
  Yeah, it's a little pricey, uh anyway. Okay, so it's one
• 44:37
  listing a piece. You're all tied. Our third am up forbids is this
• 44:42
  fantastic arcade machine Ultimate Mortal Kombat three released in nineteen ninety five. This is
• 44:49
  a pre owned machine, but the locks have been replaced, uh and the
• 44:52
  machine is otherwise in excellent condition. And this goes to the player who bids
• 44:58
  closest to the sale price on E Babe without going over. Starting bid is
• 45:01
  one thousand dollars, and you can bid in dollar increments, and Augie,
• 45:07
  you're gonna be first to bid this time, starting as one thousand, YEP,
• 45:10
  starting as one thousand. Ultimate three man seventeen hundred, seventeen hundred says
• 45:20
  I would buy it for seventeen shit have an excellent condition. I'm gonna say
• 45:23
  it's going to be probably closer to like well, I don't have to go
• 45:30
  too much higher on you right now, we'll start with twenty two thirty twenty
• 45:36
  two thirty, so Stevie, Augiem, we'll do twenty four six fifty.
• 45:51
  There's no sense too. Twenty four thousand, six hundred and fifty dollars,
• 45:55
  Yes, I know, two thousand dollars thousand, six hundred fifty, right,
• 46:04
  what we're at the two thousand, thousand, six hundred fifty, yeah,
• 46:10
  do six five zero, STEVIEE, what do you want to do.
• 46:15
  I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with you at twenty six. I'm gonna
• 46:21
  go forty five hundred, forty five hundred. Yeah, and I'm gonna call
• 46:30
  call final bits. Wow four six seven five, four thousand, six hundred
• 46:43
  seventy five. Yeah, m hmm, you have both over bit please been
• 46:52
  lower than forty five hundred dollars starting with Stevie h thirty seven hundred, Dude
• 47:01
  thirty seven hundred, Augie thirty eight hundred, All right, Stevie, God
• 47:16
  damn it. Oh, I don't know if I want to overbid him,
• 47:23
  but I'll go you at thirty eight. I'll go thirty eight fifty. What
• 47:34
  was your bid again? Three eight five zero thirty eight to fifty. Yeah,
• 47:42
  we're tiptoeing, Augie four thousand, one hundred and twenty five four thousand,
• 47:52
  one hundred twenty five. Now I will call final bids yet again.
• 48:02
  God damn it four thousand, two hundred. Ooh, Aggie, God,
• 48:23
  I think I've got a chill. You're gonna freeze with four thy one twenty
• 48:30
  five. All right. In that case, the bidding is over, and
• 48:34
  this item, this fantastic Ultimate Comment three machine is valued at four thousand,
• 48:40
  three hundred and forty nine dollars, so Stevie wins the listing. Can I
• 48:45
  won a Mortal komback game? Are you over play Mortal Combat with me?
• 48:51
  Yep? I will absolutely play Mortal Kombat with you, all right? It
• 48:54
  is two items to see me one item at Augie. Augie needs this to
• 49:00
  stay in the game. Here is our fourth item up forbids, and it's
• 49:02
  this stunning pinball table. The Adams Family pinball table came out in nineteen ninety
• 49:07
  two, inspired by the nineteen ninety one movie the same name. This particular
• 49:13
  machine is also pre owned and has a gouge in the left side that the
• 49:16
  owner claims was there when they bought it, but is otherwise in excellent condition.
• 49:22
  And this listing can be yours if the cost is correct. I am
• 49:28
  going to start the bidding at five thousand dollars and you may bid in one
• 49:34
  hundred dollars increments starting with Augie seven thousand, one hundred, seven one hundred,
• 49:47
  says Augie ninety one. Huh No, I thought he said seven.
• 49:55
  I'm thinking a year ninety one. Sorry, here's the game, oh the
• 49:59
  year I was saying. The amount you say you said ninety one numbers,
• 50:07
  I'm gonna say it's gonna be more than that, just because of how iconic
• 50:09
  the game is too. I'm gonna say it's closer to like twelve thousand dollars.
• 50:15
  Twelve thousand, yeah, alright, see, I'll talk them about pinball
• 50:21
  machines. Fourteen thousand, two hundred, Stevie, is it really that high?
• 50:37
  I guess so. Shit, sixteen thousand dollars, sixteen thousand, yeah,
• 50:46
  sixteen thousand, says Stevie, and I will now call for final bids.
• 50:51
  Yes, seventeen thousand, eight hundred. Seventeen thousand, eight hundred,
• 51:04
  and Stevie, he went to high Sun, A freeze, A freeze,
• 51:08
  a freezing alright, colden hair alright, So Stevie has been sixteen thousand,
• 51:16
  even Augie has been seventeen thousand, eight hundred. The actual retail listing price
• 51:24
  of this item on eBay is seventeen thousand dollars, which means Stevie wins his
• 51:37
  third item. Man, he has won the game. Game that was tough.
• 51:44
  Yeah, seventeen thousand. Even when you started with seventeen, I was
• 51:46
  like, ope, s up there, stuff knows Nope, it is seventeen
• 51:52
  thousand, even just for funzies. Do you want to try your hand at
• 51:57
  the last item, because it's not likely to come up in any other as
• 52:00
  well. Let's do it all right, obviously, these are all items that
• 52:02
  you could find at MAGFest, and this last one is no exception. Our
• 52:07
  final item up for bids is this rare video gameme Steel Battalion came out for
• 52:12
  the Xbox in two thousand and two and came with a huge three part controller
• 52:16
  with joysticks, buttons and toggle switches, and it also came with a set
• 52:21
  of foot pedals and all of this could only be used to play this one
• 52:24
  game. Yeah. This, this particular listing is for a brand new,
• 52:30
  factory sealed copy with Capcom branded tape still intact, and it goes to whoever
• 52:36
  it BID's closest to the sale price on eBay dot com without going over.
• 52:39
  And we will start with h We'll start with Aggie again because he lost Get
• 52:44
  again. Yeay. The starting bid is five hundred and you can bid in
• 52:50
  dollar increments. AUGI, what do you want to what do you want to
• 52:52
  try? Four thousand, two hundred, four thousand, two hundred, says
• 52:59
  Augy. Your reminder on your first bid. You can bid lower than that
• 53:01
  if you wish awesome. I think I'm going to because I believe it's closer
• 53:07
  to like twenty three ten give or two three hundred and ten A right?
• 53:14
  OGI, would you like to overbid yourself for freeze? I would like to
• 53:20
  overbid myself. I am I am calling final bid, but I would not
• 53:22
  like to overbid myself. S give? What do you think? I'm good?
• 53:30
  The context matters. Yeah, a single bid is all you needed.
• 53:34
  The actual retail price of this sealed copy of this game is two tho,
• 53:38
  nine hundred ninety nine dollars. Yeah, three grand for this rare video.
• 53:45
  I mean I get it. Asking for four grind, isn't that far?
• 53:49
  It was? It was two hundred when it came out. Wish I'd bought
• 53:52
  it then, right? Holy? In any event, so that game very
• 53:57
  clearly goes to Stevie. He's rocking it hard. Fu Stevie gets two more
• 54:01
  points bring him up to three. But Augie can still catch up. He
• 54:06
  can tie this game by winning game three. Game three will be played after
• 54:08
  this break. It is worth three points. We're gonna play it right after
• 54:13
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• 54:25
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  find podcasts. Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three.
• 55:36
  The dumpster Fire o Yah five category is the ex player just has to tell
• 55:40
  me something irritating about something within that category, and I'll pick the one that
• 55:45
  irritates me. The most throw it in the dumpster fire. First player to
• 55:51
  have three of their choices thrown in the fire wins the game and earns three
• 55:54
  episode points. So, Augie, we are going to start with you as
• 56:00
  you are currently behind UH and you you are given the category of conventions.
• 56:06
  What about conventions would you like to throw into the dumpster fire? I'd like
• 56:13
  to throw poor choice of locations for conventions and a dumpster fire. The reason
• 56:22
  being is sometimes the places they hotel in our hometown, well, no,
• 56:28
  not necessari I'm talking like anything in particular. I'm talking like, you know,
• 56:37
  like it's great, it's great to have like a grand hotel, but
• 56:39
  when you got no seating area but the floor, you know, that's kind
• 56:45
  of what I'm getting at here, like places where you poorly choose like doesn't
• 56:47
  have a good seating area, or the halls are too narrow or small,
• 56:53
  or maybe they're too big so it gets too echoey, or maybe the electronics
• 56:59
  are aren't the best so that way it's not you know, the presentations aren't
• 57:02
  greatest, you know, basically, like the location like not providing i should
• 57:08
  say, like the proper amenities for convention. So poor location choices for amenities
• 57:15
  so poor, a poor placement for the low for the convention. So that's
• 57:22
  that sounds irritating to me, Stevie, can you beat it? That's a
• 57:27
  very difficult one because that encompasses so much and I understand and completely agree with
• 57:32
  you, and and it's hard. So what I might have to go with
• 57:37
  is probably and a lot of people don't know this though, that's what's going
• 57:43
  to be a bit harder. But the political aspect of conventions. We've worked
• 57:46
  at and been to a ton of conventions through in our lives and to see
• 57:52
  how something that started out so immense and great and there was really no issues,
• 57:58
  and then see how things can turn around like behind the scenes and then
• 58:01
  all of a sudden things start deteriorating. I'm not saying which conventions they are,
• 58:06
  because that would be fucked up because I'm not calling people out, but
• 58:08
  I'm saying the political crap behind them, which ultimately starts destroying and pulling the
• 58:14
  conventions apart. I think that's that's a big thing, and it has to
• 58:16
  do a lot of people being greedy or not doing what they should have been
• 58:20
  doing from the beginning type of thing. Yeah. Interesting, Yeah, because
• 58:23
  I miss going to those, and I would so go back to a lot
• 58:25
  of them if they were ran the way they used to be, you know,
• 58:30
  and that's what it is. I don't go anymore. Well, no,
• 58:34
  that's fair. So I think that on this occasion you both you both
• 58:39
  missed an easy open goal here people, because I would have instantly gone with
• 58:45
  anyone who picked con crud. Oh you know when you get coming home from
• 58:52
  Yeah, I did think about that. Concrude is the worst. You always
• 58:58
  come home from a convention sick, almost always, like no matter because of
• 59:02
  the masses of humanity all in one place, you know, so it's easier
• 59:07
  to spread and all that ship. And it's a good way to inoculate yourself.
• 59:10
  But yeah, it's also a good way to die in the long run.
• 59:16
  I guess it does strengthen your immune system. But I mean, on
• 59:19
  the other hand, you're like, come on, man, it's it's annoying
• 59:24
  to get sick after every con So that would have been my instant win if
• 59:29
  you either you would pick that. As it is, Yeah, the political
• 59:34
  machinations behind the scenes suck, but I genuinely think a bad location is worse.
• 59:40
  Yeah, if it's if it's just not enjoyable from the get go,
• 59:45
  then the political machinations don't matter. So I'm gonna go with Augie on this
• 59:50
  one and crossing poor, poor location for a convention into the domstry fire.
• 59:58
  Start picking better. Look, look, man, I'm getting older, so
• 1:00:01
  I can't be walking around and then sitting on the floor like a baby of
• 1:00:08
  the group. Man Like, that's tell me about it. It's not good,
• 1:00:15
  all right, So let's move on to our second category. Stevie,
• 1:00:16
  you're gonna go the first this time awesome, And the category is technology.
• 1:00:21
  What about technology would you like to throw into a dumpster fire? Oh my
• 1:00:24
  god, Oh there's no technology. I love and hate you so fucking much.
• 1:00:34
  I mean, seriously, how about the fact that none of our technology
• 1:00:37
  nowadays is really built the last. Everything that that not, just like America,
• 1:00:43
  everywhere, China, Japantla, everywhere everywhere that makes any form of technology,
• 1:00:46
  the technology is meant purposely not to last anymore. And it's so you
• 1:00:52
  you know, oh, this one's out a date, can't use it,
• 1:00:54
  or this thing the battery dies stupid quick. Where back in the day batteries
• 1:00:59
  glass stupid long and still have that same amount of it. It's not really
• 1:01:02
  taking this much juice like shit like that, or they make these things stupid
• 1:01:07
  purposely breakable, or you always have to be upgrading your PC because now this
• 1:01:14
  thing's overheating and shit. Like, back in the day, you could build
• 1:01:16
  something like yourself from anything and it would last you fucking forever. You could
• 1:01:23
  go to a store and buy something and the shit would last fucking forever.
• 1:01:27
  Our toys, Our toys lasted forever. But nowadays technology is all about money.
• 1:01:32
  It's not about what we can do to help anybody. Really, it's
• 1:01:36
  like, what can we do to make money faster? Oh, we can
• 1:01:37
  make something neat, but make it so it's disposable, so that shit,
• 1:01:42
  it irritates the fuck out of me. That's that's fair, I guess OGI.
• 1:01:47
  So what about technology would you like to throw into a dumpster fire?
• 1:01:52
  So, just to be clear, your your dumpster fire was like things that
• 1:01:58
  are not they're not durable or planned obsolescence, yes, very okay, and
• 1:02:06
  easily like okay, instantly replaceable by buying a new one. Yet again,
• 1:02:09
  okay, I just wanted to make sure I accidentally say the same thing.
• 1:02:15
  What I would throw into the dumpster fire is how how integrated technology is with
• 1:02:25
  us now that we've become so reliant on it, Like it's just how way
• 1:02:34
  things are, you could you could argue, it's just how basically how our
• 1:02:38
  human evolution is continuing on at this point is through what we artificially create it
• 1:02:45
  to be. But it has become such a mainstay, it has become such
• 1:02:50
  an important piece that almost to live without it seems impossible, though you certainly
• 1:02:58
  could, but like there's just so much at risk of not having a micro
• 1:03:02
  computer in your pocket, not just a micro computer, but a phone that
• 1:03:07
  you can use to call emergencies or a place to store info, or to
• 1:03:14
  get to pay for things and stuff like that. But if it's gone,
• 1:03:17
  it's gone, and everything is gone, and that it's it's become so integrated
• 1:03:23
  with our lives that just we not enough people think about, like what would
• 1:03:29
  happen if it just disappeared? Like what would you do? What would you
• 1:03:34
  do? Because now access to your bank accounts are gone, access to information
• 1:03:39
  outside contacts, contacts with people that are hundreds of miles away may not seem
• 1:03:45
  like a lot until you can't get a hold of them anymore, you know.
• 1:03:51
  So it's it's kind of my in the dumpster fire slash rant is integration
• 1:03:58
  of technology. How integrated with technology? We are rock on dude. Fuck
• 1:04:04
  yeah. So this is kind of an easy pick for me. If I
• 1:04:11
  had to pick one thing about technology that I would throw it in the dust
• 1:04:14
  fire out of any possible options, it would probably be the incredibly like increased
• 1:04:20
  complexity of said technology to the point where we don't have like it people anymore.
• 1:04:30
  We have levels of it people. Yes, yes, like everything is
• 1:04:34
  segmented and did you know, Like this is something I learned just the other
• 1:04:38
  day, there are seven thousand cybersecurity companies in the world. Think about that.
• 1:04:46
  That is a metric fucked tona of cybersecurity. Like the market is glutted
• 1:04:55
  with like these cybersecurity companies and there really isn't enough business for them to go
• 1:05:00
  around, but the field just exploded. So now we have this extra level
• 1:05:04
  of you know it T person, the cybersecurity guy you know so, And
• 1:05:10
  it keeps getting worse and worse, to the point where like it's going to
• 1:05:15
  be impossible as a business to have a single I T guy cover all of
• 1:05:20
  your needs, Like you need you need people from like an ever expanding list
• 1:05:26
  of disciplines for sure, to specialized over the complexity is nearing like a I
• 1:05:34
  don't know what you call it, like a like a horizon of sorts,
• 1:05:41
  a singularity, I guess I would call it. But anyway, what I
• 1:05:45
  think doesn't matter. I have to pick between the two of you. Guys,
• 1:05:47
  gave me two. I actually don't mind the integration of technology. To
• 1:05:53
  be honest, I like, I like a lot of the things that the
• 1:05:56
  integration of technology has given us. Granted, not all of them have resulted
• 1:06:02
  in great things like social media is quite literally boring humanity. But I mean,
• 1:06:09
  for all of the things that I enjoy, technology has made it so
• 1:06:12
  much easier to enjoy them, like ridiculous that I can bring Skyrim into my
• 1:06:17
  bathroom with me, you know what I mean. And so I don't mind
• 1:06:21
  the integration technology all that much for the bonuses that it brings. So I'm
• 1:06:26
  going to have to go pretty much by default with Stevie's default, because it
• 1:06:30
  does suck having to replace your phone every five years. It just goes,
• 1:06:35
  and not just your phone, like all sorts of things you have to replace,
• 1:06:39
  like within a few years, because it's not built to last twenty plus
• 1:06:44
  odds so many years anymore, because it's more profitable to have you replace it
• 1:06:48
  than fix it. So fucked up. Here's the corporate healthcape we live in.
• 1:06:53
  So one point for each of you. Let's move on to a third
• 1:06:55
  item. Now we've covered this in the dumpster fire before, but I figured
• 1:06:58
  with our recent experience, you might have a different answer. Now, Okay,
• 1:07:01
  so we're going to go with the category of road trips, and this
• 1:07:04
  time you will go first. What about road trips? Would you like to
• 1:07:08
  throw into a dumpster fire? I don't know about you, guys, but
• 1:07:11
  I felt like, especially in our last road trip, there was like a
• 1:07:15
  very lack of rest stops with like bathrooms, like on the highways, Like,
• 1:07:20
  yeah, on the highways and stuff like I've noticed that, like there
• 1:07:23
  was like maybe one maybe two that actually saw actually you can only stopped at
• 1:07:27
  the one because we got off at exits instead. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:30
  I don't know, like maybe it was just that particular one, but
• 1:07:34
  I feel like it could be because we didn't take freeways and maybe we stayed
• 1:07:40
  off of toll roads. Yeah, I don't know. I we drank a
• 1:07:44
  lot of liquid on the way there, and it just it was definitely.
• 1:07:47
  It was definitely toilet time man. But yeah, I would say dumpster fire
• 1:07:55
  road trips again, lack of amenities, entities on the trip, Yeah,
• 1:08:01
  why not. I'm done with that, Stevie. Can you beat that?
• 1:08:04
  Probably not, because that's a really good one world problems, am I right?
• 1:08:10
  I'm trying to think like our trip, Like I drove for the trip,
• 1:08:14
  and I had an amazing job like time the whole time, like I
• 1:08:19
  yeah, nothing went wrong, like there was nothing. It like the only
• 1:08:24
  thing that had to say. Okay, you know what, No, there
• 1:08:26
  is something that bothers me. You know, those fucking teslas. Yeah,
• 1:08:32
  okay, can we talk about the Tesla's first second conversation? No, no,
• 1:08:35
  no, I'm joking. It's not the vehicles. It's the drivers.
• 1:08:40
  There's on road trips, especially when you're used to driving a lot of road
• 1:08:45
  trips and going a little quicker than the rest of everybody else, you always
• 1:08:48
  tend to find some people who I don't know, always seem to like get
• 1:08:53
  in the way at inopportune times or seem like they're gonna be like all right,
• 1:08:57
  cool, yeah we'll cruise at this level for a while. This would
• 1:08:59
  be great, and then get in front of you and then go back ten
• 1:09:01
  miles like below. So I gonna have to say, other motherfucking drivers road
• 1:09:06
  trips, that's the only thing. So Sunday drivers like I can't think of
• 1:09:11
  anything that that whole trip was awesome. There was nothing explain about except for
• 1:09:15
  like those few times I get aggravated because other people like that was it?
• 1:09:18
  Like other people suck And if they all stayed in the fucking right lane,
• 1:09:23
  like god damn, like that would, oh my god, would be a
• 1:09:25
  problem. Like seriously, I completely understand your point of view, but I
• 1:09:32
  am going to go with AUGI on this one because I found I found the
• 1:09:38
  the lack of options for like and several times we were like can we turn
• 1:09:42
  off here? And we just genuinely didn't know. Yeah, signage did.
• 1:09:45
  Sometimes there would just be nothing exit. This exit leads to nowhere, like
• 1:09:51
  would need this exit? Then it's for the people those doesn't suspecting people who
• 1:09:57
  pull off the road and next thing you know, yeah flat tired and you
• 1:09:59
  hear I have to wonder, just like just tied to the infrastructure. Maybe
• 1:10:05
  they just didn't replace the signs got taken down. Who knows? It is
• 1:10:12
  two points to Augie, so he just needs one more to tie the whole
• 1:10:15
  episode up. Stevee needs this one to to claw it back. So let's
• 1:10:20
  go to category number four, which I don't think we've done this one before.
• 1:10:26
  Friendship. Stevie, what about friendship? Would you throw into a dumpster
• 1:10:30
  fire? That's difficult? Hmmm hmmm, I will, I will, I
• 1:10:40
  will reveal ahead of time there is an instant win for this. Here's what
• 1:10:44
  I'm thinking, and I think we can all actually agree with this. This
• 1:10:45
  might actually be it, I really do. I think it's the fact that,
• 1:10:50
  especially now with the pandemic and everything else, post and whatnot, Like
• 1:10:56
  it starts like it's hard enough to get together with your friends, like when
• 1:10:59
  you're an adult, when everybody has their own lives and work and families and
• 1:11:01
  shit, it's fucking pin nasties to get together to do that shit, right,
• 1:11:05
  But then you had all this hard crap with COVID and then post COVID,
• 1:11:09
  and then everybody just doesn't want to do anything anymore like together. Like
• 1:11:13
  the one thing I'd like to throw into a dumpster fire about friendship is the
• 1:11:15
  fact that we don't get together like all of us like we used to it
• 1:11:21
  used to be like fucking tight all the time. We'd sit around play card
• 1:11:28
  play board games, just bullshit all hours of the night as much as we
• 1:11:31
  could, or we'd go for walks or something, or just go hang out,
• 1:11:34
  like there's no way to hang either. And that's half the other problem.
• 1:11:38
  But it's it's I think that that'd be the worst part about it is
• 1:11:41
  I I have friends and so like everywhere, and I don't fucking see ninety
• 1:11:46
  percent of them anymore. Like there's a small group that we, like I
• 1:11:50
  see on the rag and that's about it. Like that. That's probably the
• 1:11:56
  thing I would do is throw that in there, the fact that so interestingly,
• 1:12:00
  that's not really a problem with friendship, that is a problem with being
• 1:12:03
  an adult. Yeah, freaking adults. So I guess we to work around
• 1:12:09
  that. We would call it not unrequited friendship, but just unfulfilled friendship,
• 1:12:16
  Like like you you want more but just can't get it. We all want
• 1:12:19
  more, right, Like we all just want to get together and rub on
• 1:12:23
  each other, Like yeah, specific friendship, that friction, you know,
• 1:12:30
  Yeah A thousand don't want to paying you, Steve, stop asking, I
• 1:12:38
  gotta I gotta talk to you about board games. I got Stevie seriously hooked
• 1:12:41
  on. I'm taking I'm taking full advantage of this. Do it because I'm
• 1:12:45
  down absolutely, Oh my god, all you almost got me to buy an
• 1:12:48
  arts that's like sell you yesterday, and I'm like, I have it,
• 1:12:54
  I have it. I have it too. It's on sale right now like
• 1:12:58
  seven bucks with all the deal see you or something? All right, all
• 1:13:00
  right, all right, getting off to so unfulfilled friendship? Is steven friendship
• 1:13:06
  wanting to wanting to spend more time with and not being able to Augie,
• 1:13:11
  what is what? What about friendship would you throw into a dumpster fire?
• 1:13:15
  I think it's the lack of amenities nobody let no, uh Like, It's
• 1:13:28
  not really something that comes up very often because I think it's just kind of
• 1:13:32
  an unsaid thing most of the time, especially if it's a true friendship.
• 1:13:36
  But the idea that you have to be constantly in contact and not still be
• 1:13:42
  friends, Like I am the worst person to be in contact with because I
• 1:13:46
  will never contact you. I will never reach out to you. But if
• 1:13:50
  you reach out to me, I will respond, but I will never reach
• 1:13:55
  out to you. I'm just like that. I'm an introvert. I'm bad
• 1:13:58
  like that, But I have friends that are like that as well. And
• 1:14:02
  there are sometimes years that we don't talk to each other and then suddenly we
• 1:14:08
  get back a hold of each other for some reason, another something came up,
• 1:14:11
  we thought of each each other, or stumbled into each other or whatever,
• 1:14:14
  and it's like never missed a beat. And that's the kind of friend
• 1:14:17
  I am. But I in a dumpster fire, I would throw out that
• 1:14:21
  you should not need to be in contact with each other all the time,
• 1:14:26
  that if you are friends, you will always be friends. You will recognize
• 1:14:30
  each other, you will always it'll be like it never missed anything. So
• 1:14:35
  you're kind of saying, like social requirements, Yeah, there should not be
• 1:14:41
  social requirements to be a friend. You don't you don't have to socialize to
• 1:14:45
  be a friend. Yeah. I think I agree with you up to your
• 1:14:49
  point, because I have I definitely have friendships where I haven't spoken to them
• 1:14:55
  in years, but I know if I run into them into the street,
• 1:14:59
  we're gonna pick up right where we left off. Broom, Like, yeah,
• 1:15:03
  Room is excellent. Like I don't see that guy like decades at a
• 1:15:08
  time, but like we're in an area together, he'll drive cross country to
• 1:15:11
  like hang out guys in the military with like just come and pick me up
• 1:15:15
  at the airport at my first duty station, and no matter if we're somewhere
• 1:15:18
  close, we'll go meet each other. Man. It's like that's like every
• 1:15:21
  ten years. Okay, So neither of you found my which I I just
• 1:15:28
  would have been surprised if you had. But the thing I I would throw
• 1:15:30
  a dumps tire about friendship is how much harder it gets as you get older
• 1:15:35
  to make friends, not just maintain friendships, but to make new ones.
• 1:15:41
  Okay, Like I can tell you, like my newest and youngest friends are
• 1:15:48
  the Ultra Hope girls and the other people in their discord, and it is
• 1:15:54
  it is still astonishing to me that we are actual friends, that Caroline and
• 1:16:00
  I actually text each other because I'm forty three, she's almost twenty years younger
• 1:16:05
  than he, if not exactly twenty years ago, I don't know her,
• 1:16:09
  which I haven't asked, but she is much much younger. So that is
• 1:16:14
  a friendship that should have been weird and awkward and not happened. And like
• 1:16:18
  if I tried to make friends with even trying to make friends with people my
• 1:16:24
  own age, it is hard enough, but I mean making friends with people
• 1:16:28
  as a forty three year old, it just it, it's just much much
• 1:16:30
  harder now. Like even even at MAGFest, a place where we all shared
• 1:16:34
  a very obvious, a very obvious you know, love of games and music
• 1:16:41
  in common, I didn't make any friends. I barely talk to anyone I
• 1:16:45
  didn't know, you know, And and that sucks, man, Like,
• 1:16:49
  why is it so hard? So I would instantly throw that into the numbs
• 1:16:54
  fire either of you picked that felfilled friendship is, oh, it is unfulfilled
• 1:17:01
  friendship is Yeah, that that stinks because because I always want more, Like
• 1:17:06
  if if I could be in your presence like every day, I would like
• 1:17:12
  that in an instant without even thinking. I just like, I'm just gonna
• 1:17:17
  drive over to your house every day after work and hang until eleven, then
• 1:17:20
  go home and sleep. That you guys would be sick of me after a
• 1:17:25
  while. So our area is too small for if we had the proper area,
• 1:17:30
  the reasons why I can't so uh, yeah, it does suck,
• 1:17:36
  but I genuinely think like like, like Augie was saying, like the social
• 1:17:43
  requirements to keep up friendships, that the friendships that required that cost energy to
• 1:17:48
  maintain are the worst. I genuinely, I genuinely hate when I have a
• 1:17:56
  friendship who like it just is I have to constantly maintain contact with or else
• 1:18:02
  we will disappear, right, Uh, And that sucks. And that's that's
• 1:18:06
  happened a few times, like that little thing that if you don't feed it,
• 1:18:11
  it'll die, even even in recent memory, even in recent memory,
• 1:18:15
  like like one of our I won't say who, but like I I've I've
• 1:18:18
  kind of dropped off from uh, one of our mutual podcast friends. I
• 1:18:25
  haven't really talked to lately, and I've been thinking lately I should contact them
• 1:18:29
  because we used to talk all the time. But the fact that we haven't
• 1:18:33
  means I have to now spend energy to go try and get that friendship back
• 1:18:38
  ord to maintain it. And I am I'm worried about that, which causes
• 1:18:42
  me stress and YadA, YadA, YadA and so on and so forth.
• 1:18:45
  So yes, I am picking Augie's option of social fire. Augy is our
• 1:18:51
  reader for this game. Now. That means we have a tie. He
• 1:18:56
  has three points. We're equals. Yeah, he has three points. That
• 1:18:59
  sucks because I had something for the wildcard too. I was hoping that you
• 1:19:01
  get to carry. Here's the thing, we're going to break the tie by
• 1:19:05
  playing the wild card. I wanted to have a tie ship. So whichever
• 1:19:11
  of you successfully win the wild card category always the last category in the dumpster
• 1:19:15
  fire is wild card anything. You can pick anything and throw it in the
• 1:19:20
  dumpster fire. Now, I will say, if it's something you've already done
• 1:19:26
  or said in any of the dumpster fires, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
• 1:19:30
  give you the point because that's that's that's way too easy. Something you already
• 1:19:33
  know I hate, like the current American healthcare system. We're discussed to death
• 1:19:38
  on this show. So no, you can't do that. You have to
• 1:19:41
  do something new. So o man Ogi won that last game. So Stevee,
• 1:19:45
  you have the choice. Do you want to go first or second on
• 1:19:47
  this one? What would you choose? You'll never guess what else? You
• 1:19:54
  I know, go first, all you here, anything you want, anything
• 1:20:00
  that irritates you at all. What irritates me the most, Aaron, What
• 1:20:05
  I want to throw so desperately into a dumpster fire is the first part of
• 1:20:12
  this episode. Because I was u fucking funny as I was so tired I
• 1:20:19
  don't know what the fuck happened. I couldn't think of it. Ship I
• 1:20:26
  dropped the ball. I want I want that goll and I want that burned
• 1:20:30
  and gone. Wow okay, wow, man, that's that's a unique that's
• 1:20:36
  a unique thing to big sure. But I under the game. So Stevie,
• 1:20:43
  you're gonna have to come up with something pretty good here. I don't
• 1:20:45
  know if I'm going. I was like, Oh, he's gonna throw this
• 1:20:46
  away, this will be easy. Nope, God damn you and your stupid
• 1:20:50
  intelligence. Yeah, I get you, and you're stupidgence she's just stacked on
• 1:21:02
  diy stre like for real. Oh and I like to throw the dumptionter fire
• 1:21:10
  out of anything. I wanted to keep it mag fast related, but Aggie
• 1:21:14
  went off a little bit so and I don't want to go political. Let's
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  see, right right, enough of that lately, you know what you want?
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  I want to throw in the dumpster fire. And it just happened today,
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  man, And it kind of irritates me a little bit, not like
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  a lot, because I ain't gonna call them out and stuff too much,
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  Like just a little here. I gotta say their names and stuff. But
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  like when you get back from a trip, you quarantine for fucking ever and
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  then you're like, all right, yo, I can finally go get some
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  herb, right, sweet, You go to get your herb and almost everything
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  is gone, and you gotta like pick between like yeah, there's a couple
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  of top shelf buds and shit, and then some okay vapes and some edibles
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  and you just have to go down the air road. I hate that shit.
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  That's not fair. When you get after you recover from being this is
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  what I'm throwing in a dumpster, sire, after you recover from being sick
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  and you just want to go about your regular normal day again, and you
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  can't because of some dumb ship. Like today they didn't get their ship inside
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  TB. Normal dealer can't supply the demands. So now he's upset because now
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  there's an economy that I know it's part of. They waited all week for
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  weed and they're no weed enough. I will, I will agree on the
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  face of it, like that sucks like anything you know, like, and
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  it doesn't just apply to being sick. Like if I go to work for
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  five days and then I'm like when I get out of work that last day,
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  I'm like I just want to go home and play games and relax.
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  You get home and for whatever dumb reason, you can't, like yeah,
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  hours out or you're troller stops working, or like something else in your computer
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  breaks, and you're just like, motherfucker, I just wanted to play some
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  damn gigs, you know. So I get that. I completely understand.
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  Like when you're looking forward to something after a long time and you still can't
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  have it even though you should. Yeah, you just want to hit like
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  you're being punished and you don't know why. Yeah, exactly what did I
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  do? But I am giving this game to Augie because he's absolutely right that
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  first part was garbage. The first part of this episode. I don't think
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  we we did badly. I think i'm i'm I'd be pretty happy with that
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  first part of the episode. However, it is also the only part of
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  the episode that has nothing to do with MAGFest at all. It's just Broken
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  Headlines, which was which is funny. It is a funny game, and
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  I do enjoy playing it, but like it. It doesn't fit with the
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  rest of the episode because we did mag best stuff for all the other things.
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  So the first time, he's absolutely right, Yeah should first part.
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  Yeah, that first class, first part of this episode. Yeah, exactly,
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  part one, first part of this very episode. I'll edit the whole
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  thing. Okay, no, no, you gotta context, the context.
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  Have to erase the first part from their memory. Yeah, you gotta remember
• 1:24:20
  the first part and say, fun that first part. Listening at home?
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  Listening home, do this with me. Raise up your hand, curl back
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  your thumb, your pointer finger, your ring finger, and your pinky,
• 1:24:34
  leaving your middle finger exposed, and point it directly at whatever object is playing
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  our podcast currently and sat and repeat after me. Fuck you, first part
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  of episode two oh two, No where to Go? It's a way to
• 1:24:59
  go? Is looking a little suspicious? Can I change my answer? I
• 1:25:05
  love how silly we can. Thank you so much for listening and hanging out
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  with us, and I genuinely hope you have had a great time hanging with
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  us. Even though we're remote and COVID's being a jerk and we've had some
• 1:25:19
  tech issues along the way, it's been good. We had a lot of
• 1:25:23
  fun, as I always do, hanging with these two motherfuckers. And we're
• 1:25:28
  gonna stop talking about MAGFest. Yeah, we're done, now, time,
• 1:25:32
  we're done. Now, we're taking are done for the year. For the
• 1:25:38
  year, once we're all COVID free, we're gonna try and get some guests
• 1:25:42
  again. Yeah, absolutely hang out with some cool people and play some more
• 1:25:45
  cool games. But for now, that's gonna be it from us. Thank
• 1:25:47
  you so much for listening. You can catch us pretty much everywhere at b
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• 1:26:00
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  stuff. You'll understand the completion joke that we did at the start. That's
• 1:26:30
  another thing. The start of the episode, we did a joke that you
• 1:26:32
  would only get if you were to Patriot, So that's kind of a mean
• 1:26:35
  it's kind of a mean thing. To do to our right to listeners who
• 1:26:39
  aren't Patreon. So again another reason to say fuck you first part of episode
• 1:26:44
  fuck you in every respect. Yes, exactly and uh and yeah. So
• 1:26:49
  you'll get that joke because you'll be able to hear the pre and mid show
• 1:26:53
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• 1:27:00
  of our episodes. Like I said, the video episode of two oh two
• 1:27:01
  actually shows you the full game board. You can see everything as they're playing,
• 1:27:05
  and you can watch the contestants playing the game. It's a lot of
• 1:27:09
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• 1:27:12
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  can follow Aggie at I'm on Instagram now as Aggie Doggie zero eight yeah,
• 1:27:55
  and most other places as well, but Instagram is where he's funny. Yeah.
• 1:28:00
  Put my one photo of my feet, which I think I did it
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  right. Genuinely made me laugh when I saw it. It was the perfect
• 1:28:09
  first post. Well, I don't really want to uh and uh yeah,
• 1:28:14
  that's gonna be it from us Why because fuck you, that's why that might
• 1:28:19
  actually work. I didn't do it. I should have done it with you.
• 1:28:25
  Damn lay Mass. I want to change my answer down. I want
• 1:28:28
  to cut off the last part of this. I think you should throw stev
• 1:28:34
  at the end of the