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FULL SHOW SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 17th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is due to the graphic nature of this program?
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  Speaker 2: Listener, this question is it lies.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
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  Speaker 3: is Wednesday. It's June seventeenth, twenty twenty six. We are
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  Speaker 3: the Woody Show. My name is Wody. That is Greg Gory.
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  Speaker 3: We got Menace, Hi, we got Gina grad see as here,
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  Speaker 3: we got Sammy.
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  Speaker 4: I have a question, Yes, sir, this is the penn
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  Speaker 4: ultimate to.
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  Speaker 3: June teenth, the pen ultimate. That would be Thursday. Today's
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  Speaker 3: the seventeenth. Okay, Juneteenth is the nineteenth, So the eighteenth,
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  Speaker 3: what is penultimate? I thought it was like the I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: pen ultimate penultimate.
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  Speaker 4: I thought, that's like the one before the last.
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  Speaker 5: One, correct, second to next to last, next to last.
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  Speaker 3: Thursday would be like like Christmas Eve?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, right almost there.
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  Speaker 6: I was like the day before the twenty fifth, it.
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  Speaker 3: Was that day off, next to last, yes, next to last, right, okay,
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  Speaker 3: not the very last, the last second, the next to last.
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  Speaker 1: Second to last. Okay.
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  Speaker 6: So you give a show that has ten episodes, the
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  Speaker 6: ninth episode is the penultimate.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I am right.
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  Speaker 3: No, Today's Wednesday, Wednesday. Okay, Friday is juneteenth.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so the eighteenth would be the penultimate day before
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  Speaker 6: the nineteen, which I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean, but I thought that was then that's the day before.
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  Speaker 3: Juneteen, right, which that's exactly what the penultimate is.
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  Speaker 4: It's see see Okay, that's where I was messed up
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  Speaker 4: because the penultimate I thought it was like two before.
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  Speaker 1: That's not just okay, not the one before.
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  Speaker 6: You're confused, it's not before, yeah, one before, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Right, ultimateating the actual thing you're going for? All right,
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  Speaker 3: you want want you to say the one before? Why
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  Speaker 3: you're the one who tried to use it.
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  Speaker 4: We were using well you guys some new stuff and
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to like figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: All right, how about this menace? There is a word
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  Speaker 1: for that, okay.
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  Speaker 5: It's the anti penultimate anti like anti anti antie.
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  Speaker 6: So it's the one before, the one before penultimate.
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  Speaker 5: Anti penultimate if you're just saying it all okay, I
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  Speaker 5: never heard of that one.
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  Speaker 6: You have like a d anti domino.
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  Speaker 5: At before the prep the Latin prefixs were bare.
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  Speaker 4: So going back to my argument, just say what.
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  Speaker 6: It is, hi, Jeff g how you doing?
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  Speaker 1: How good are you are?
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  Speaker 3: You?
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  Speaker 6: Are you hurt.
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  Speaker 3: Are you regretting taking the job yet this morning?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man's trying to learn us all right.
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  Speaker 3: Then the we got tomb As Tyler, Okay, Vaughn's here,
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  Speaker 3: we got Morgan, we got bored, we got Menji phones
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  Speaker 3: are open eight seven, seven forty four. You can set
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  Speaker 3: us a text over two to.
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  Speaker 4: Nine always until tomorrow, now, damn dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you could just say the day before.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, that's all your Yeah, there's a lot of things
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  Speaker 6: you could say.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So they try to get all fancy around here, Jeff,
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  Speaker 4: you're gonna learn that, and you're gonna have to learn
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  Speaker 4: things about Penn and ultimate again.
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  Speaker 3: You brought it up, so menace today in history. I
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  Speaker 3: know how much you love these things. It was today
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  Speaker 3: in twenty twenty one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh damn, good day.
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  Speaker 3: I guess they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel
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  Speaker 3: for like they got to have something for today in history.
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  Speaker 3: It was President Biden who signed the June teenth National
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  Speaker 3: Independence Day Act into law, making June nineteenth federal holiday.
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  Speaker 3: So there ties into your your Dune teenth question two
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  Speaker 3: days away exactly Wednesday, the nineteenth is on Friday.
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  Speaker 6: Don't get on fancy.
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  Speaker 1: How's Biden these days.
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  Speaker 3: He just did an episode of jay Leno's Garage. Serious, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because jay Leno just posted a video from Joe Biden
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  Speaker 3: that's ballsy. Because that was the last thing I was
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  Speaker 3: pretty recording. I thought kind of the same thing. I'm like, man,
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  Speaker 3: I said, I saw that. I go, wow. I hadn't
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  Speaker 3: seen him for a while.
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  Speaker 1: He was just kind of Jimmy Carter.
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  Speaker 4: Is he in the cars?
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  Speaker 6: Joe?
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he keeps files in his trunk.
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  Speaker 6: I think.
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  Speaker 3: Is that wasn't that the story or there was? There
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  Speaker 3: was something about the garage he kept his car and
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  Speaker 3: that's the driving and I think, yeah, I say, I
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  Speaker 3: think that's the car that was in question. No way, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not making it up, but that's for sure.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, I'll tell you his Global garbage man day, which
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  Speaker 3: is a job that I wanted as a kid too.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to drive the garbage trucks that pick the
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  Speaker 3: dumpsters up and like put them over the top, like
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  Speaker 3: the commercial dumpsters I can see behind a like a
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  Speaker 3: convenience store or something, not the little ones that pick
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  Speaker 3: up the garbage. Can you wheel out to your curb.
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  Speaker 6: See, I wanted to be the dude that was hanging
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  Speaker 6: on the back of the truck off dumped it in
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  Speaker 6: jump back on said menace.
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  Speaker 3: Today is National Eat your vegetables Day, National dump the
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  Speaker 3: pump Day, so you know, don't don't get gas, you know,
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  Speaker 3: take public transportation, things like that. Let's see more exciting.
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  Speaker 3: Day's National Apple Strudle Day. Greg dry?
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  Speaker 6: Really yeah? I like Apple.
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  Speaker 3: I know you like apple free ice cream on it.
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  Speaker 6: Well, then it won't be dry.
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  Speaker 3: Have you had those toaster stools, like the.
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  Speaker 6: Ones that okay, what okay? If those are I need?
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  Speaker 6: I need all the.
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  Speaker 3: Ice they are, They're so good. Yeah, I haven't. I
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  Speaker 3: haven't had one. I'm talking about the you know, the
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  Speaker 3: ones at the grocery store and the frozen food. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 3: toaster Yeah, and then you you dribble the gis on
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  Speaker 3: the top. Maybe you don't talk about Greg, I.
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  Speaker 6: Know exactly picture in my head.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say man, I would
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  Speaker 3: never use dry.
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  Speaker 6: I would just kind of boring. Too many afs. Are
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  Speaker 6: those not the same things?
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  Speaker 3: The ones I'm talking about? Those are toaster stroudeles.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, well yeah, but I think.
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  Speaker 4: I mean they do hit different.
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  Speaker 3: They do the one thing that people love that I
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  Speaker 3: can't get down with is like biscotti. Oh talk about
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  Speaker 3: that's dry.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, I'm in the mood to break my tooth and
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  Speaker 6: you have something that sucks at the same time. Alcohol.
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  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no that because what is wrong
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  Speaker 3: with you?
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  Speaker 6: Do nothing? You burning hair?
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  Speaker 1: I want to ask questions, are you thinking of moreto No?
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  Speaker 4: Piscotti is a drink?
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  Speaker 3: I think I know what he's talking about. It's no okay,
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  Speaker 3: hold on, there is a liqueur. Yeah, the with the
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  Speaker 3: brand name for Reddy.
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  Speaker 1: BISCUTTI thank you?
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  Speaker 3: Which is what cream?
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  Speaker 6: Something? Hold on my second anyway? Mannis Look, I just
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  Speaker 6: image searched apple strudle. Does that not look dry and boring?
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  Speaker 1: Af Yeah, I can't disagree on that. But you throw
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  Speaker 1: some ice cream up on it, you're good.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So this is a class. Italy has so many
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  Speaker 3: of these awful liqueurs, hints of nuts, citrus and fennel
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  Speaker 3: and a.
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  Speaker 1: Scottie. We had something you're familiar Strega.
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  Speaker 3: There's there's like there's a bunch of these Italian cours
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  Speaker 3: that are like Annis and saffron. You spend a bunch
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  Speaker 3: of time in Italy, Jeff, Yes, my son plays basketball
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  Speaker 3: over there. What's the thing you drinking over there and
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  Speaker 3: drinking this crap?
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  Speaker 6: My wife does, she's the alcoholic.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, Jeff, Like when you drink the beer,
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  Speaker 7: I'm cool.
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  Speaker 4: When you're in Italy at the end of a meal,
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  Speaker 4: they have like this shot that's like super strong, the
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  Speaker 4: lemon cello.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, ll is pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 4: You feel buzzed right after taking the.
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  Speaker 3: Bad to tell his national Stewart's root Beer Day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I like when you go to a place and they
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  Speaker 3: make their own root be Like if you go to
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  Speaker 3: like a like something drafted, like a like a b
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  Speaker 3: JS it meant like a b J's restaurant. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like they so they make their own beers and stuff, right,
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  Speaker 3: but one thing they make a root beer.
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  Speaker 6: I have to try that.
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  Speaker 3: And so if you're not in the mood for like
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  Speaker 3: beer beer, you can get yourself a root beer. Fitz
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  Speaker 3: Is in Saint Louis. They they make a badass rootier
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  Speaker 3: and some dope. Henry Wineheart's in Oregon makes a great
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  Speaker 3: root beer. They sell that store. Henry Henry wine.
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  Speaker 6: Hart is always the affordable beer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They they make a really good root beer that that
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  Speaker 3: you can get.
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  Speaker 4: I was about to say, for instance, they make a
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  Speaker 4: dope deep fried pickle.
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  Speaker 3: Oh they do ye them deep fried pickles and jos
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  Speaker 3: is good.
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 4: that's not true.
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  Speaker 3: It's his birthday. The Will Forte is fifty six. I
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  Speaker 3: will say this, I did not like Will Forte on SNL. Interesting, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: twenty nine seconds. Kendrick Lamar is celebrating a birthday today,
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  Speaker 3: How about eighteen and pregnant and oh so horny? Ain't
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  Speaker 3: celebrity birthdays. And that's what we got going on here
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  Speaker 3: at The Woody Show. So we'll take a quick break.
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  Speaker 3: We'll come back more. Woody Show is next. Hang on
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  Speaker 6: Yard, back in a bit. What's up?
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  Speaker 8: Woody Show Podcast listeners, it's men as Hey heads up. Thursday,
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  Speaker 8: June eighteenth, I'm gonna be at Lazy Dog Restaurants, LA
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  Speaker 8: Live location from two to four pm doing a bunch
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  Speaker 8: of giveaways for baseball theme park tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show,
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  Speaker 8: up for a chance to win once again. That's this Thursday,
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  Speaker 8: June eighteenth, from two to four pm at Lazy Dog
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  Speaker 8: Restaurant at LA Live. Can't wait to see you there.
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  Speaker 8: In the meantime, keeping joining the Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Shoe and it is time to uh look that general direction.
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  Speaker 3: We're not going to stare at you the entire time,
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  Speaker 3: I might I mean Greg, Greg Mike, Yeah, Greg likes
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  Speaker 3: to watch. That is time to see what's so go
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  Speaker 3: on On the trending news headlines, Gina Grads got those for us.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Well, a hospital employee and Delaware is accused of shooting
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  Speaker 9: two of his coworkers and leaving one.
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  Speaker 5: Of them dead.
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  Speaker 9: Cops say they don't know what led up to the shooting,
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  Speaker 9: or if there were issues between the people involved, but
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  Speaker 9: they do think it was targeted and not some random
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  Speaker 9: act of violence. The second victim's condition still hasn't been released,
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  Speaker 9: and there's been a lot of talk about the alleged
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  Speaker 9: plot to attack the UFC Freedom two fifty event at
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  Speaker 9: the White House. According to the FBI, the group planned
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  Speaker 9: a fly drone, was loaded with explosives over the event,
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  Speaker 9: and then opened fire on people when they ran away.
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  Speaker 9: Five people have been arrested.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard because I was like, who are these people?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And then I heard a story about like some dude's
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  Speaker 3: mom turned out.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, so this kid, I mean kid really, teenager, nineteen
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  Speaker 9: year old from Ohio.
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  Speaker 5: His mom tipped them off the cops.
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  Speaker 9: She got suspicious after he started buying things like guns
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  Speaker 9: and Ammo and ballistic plates.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, ballistic plates?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Well finally the parents say something exactly. The
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  Speaker 4: guns were sweet, though, did.
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  Speaker 6: You see him like American flag?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 9: Well, she got suspicious after he bought all this stuff,
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  Speaker 9: and she says he was talking about hit and run
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  Speaker 9: missions and when she asked what does that mean?
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  Speaker 5: He said, I can't talk about it.
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  Speaker 3: That's where you started asking questions. Guns and the ballistic
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  Speaker 3: plates show up, but they get say, it's the question
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  Speaker 3: of like.
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  Speaker 6: What do you mean hitting? What does that mean? Yet
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  Speaker 6: to find that, like.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, what's with the arsenal? Yeah exactly, that would have
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  Speaker 3: been my first question. Who ordered this? Did you order this? Dude?
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  Speaker 3: Not in this house? Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That wouldn't be allowed investigate.
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  Speaker 9: Shockingly, investigator say it was part of this extremist group
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  Speaker 9: on TikTok he was obsessed with Jeffrey Epstein and government corruption.
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  Speaker 9: He had posted pro Hitler content online. Not a subtle dude,
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  Speaker 9: And when agents arrested the group, they said they found
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  Speaker 9: a huge stash of the guns and ammo, along with
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  Speaker 9: maps of the.
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  Speaker 5: Area escape routes.
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  Speaker 9: And as you'd expect, some people believe the FBI's version
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  Speaker 9: of the events completely and the others think this was
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  Speaker 9: either made up or staged or embellished.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so the headline has been the FBI thwartz, but no,
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  Speaker 3: it's this mom.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: A mom thwarted. Like she's the one that you know,
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  Speaker 3: called the cops. Had it not been for this mom
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  Speaker 3: calling the cops, I think that's probably how they found,
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  Speaker 3: like the communication between him and these other guys, the yeah,
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  Speaker 3: these other TikTokers he's working with, and also whatever group
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  Speaker 3: he's a part of.
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  Speaker 9: You would think the event was, and I'm sure it
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  Speaker 9: was pretty locked down. Like how are you getting a
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  Speaker 9: drone over any events?
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  Speaker 4: Anyway? I mean I'll get in the air shoot it
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  Speaker 4: down right.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 9: Speaking of DC, a four teen million dollar renovation of
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  Speaker 9: the iconic Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool. It's getting a lot
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  Speaker 9: of attention because the water turned green with algae just
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  Speaker 9: days after the project was completed. The Trump administration drained
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  Speaker 9: it and repaired it, repainted.
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  Speaker 3: The pools are a lot of work man, Yeah too,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of It's one of those things that people
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  Speaker 3: think like, oh, I'm gonna use it all the time,
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, it's cool. You think about all the good
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  Speaker 3: stuff that comes to the pool. You don't think about
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  Speaker 3: all the maintenance.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So if you can afford which the government can get
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  Speaker 3: a pool guy, you know, I don't know why, free
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  Speaker 3: pool guy. Yeah, like, just just hire a professional pool
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: guy to tend to the reflecting page.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: You're it out.
• 15:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because right after they did all this work, all
• 15:35
  Speaker 9: the algae came back. It turned green again, and the
• 15:38
  Speaker 9: National Park Service crew they've been treating the pool with
• 15:40
  Speaker 9: hydrogen peroxide. Is that a thing that says it's not helping?
• 15:43
  Speaker 9: And it was initially supposed to be two million bucks,
• 15:45
  Speaker 9: but now it's fourteen million.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: But that's okay, Well, well you see how big it is.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Wait, two million, it is huge. Two million fixed the
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: algae problem.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Or was it for the whole renovation project?
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: Was supposed to be two million, but now it's fourteen.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Well they need one of those pool robots.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Those are bad ass.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: Yes, exactly, the little with the like the wheels.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like three of them in there, like a
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: robot vacuum. That's basically a rumba for your pool.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:12
  Speaker 9: A lightsaber with Luke Skywalker sever severed hand is expected
• 16:16
  Speaker 9: to sell for big money at an upcoming auction. The
• 16:19
  Speaker 9: lightsaber used on screen by Mark Hamill.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: See that's cool.
• 16:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah in the Empire Strikes Back includes a severed hand
• 16:26
  Speaker 9: effects rig and it's never been up for auction before.
• 16:30
  Speaker 9: So the bidding opens at one million dollars.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, but see that's one of those things that have
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: you had we talked about all the time, like a
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: lot of these things that go up for auction. If
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: you have to explain if somebody, if you just had
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: somebody come over your house, they walk in, they see it,
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: and they go, what is that not worth it? They
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: have to be able to walk and go, dude, is
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: that the real.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: Blah blah blah blah blah without hand.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Then worth it? So if someone sees that, dude, is
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: that like a legit? Yeah, it's the one from the movie.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: Well, now, that's cool.
• 16:58
  Speaker 9: You need to put your little earing years on because
• 17:01
  Speaker 9: what do I think? This is something you should be
• 17:02
  Speaker 9: interested in. So the Hollywood Entertainment Signature Auction, it happens
• 17:06
  Speaker 9: July thirteenth through July seventeenth, and they are also selling
• 17:10
  Speaker 9: hoverboards from Back to the Future too.
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: That's cool.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Although I feel like I've seen a bunch of those. Yeah,
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: none of them were.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I tried it.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: It's not that any of it will work. A lot
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: of them, like were never on screen the board.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they made.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: A bunch of I saw one that was autographed by
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Michael J. Fox at this place one time. That's see.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: That's kind of cool. Yeah, because you know what it
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: is and it's signed by.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: Was it kind of squick?
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: Was it kind of quickly?
• 17:37
  Speaker 10: No?
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Oh no it was.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: It was cool.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: It was like him and who's the who's the guy
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: that played Biff?
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Tom Wilson.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: He's cool. He's a fun guest.
• 17:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and he does these usually you wouldn't hear someone
• 17:52
  Speaker 9: say he does these really funny parody songs about back
• 17:54
  Speaker 9: to the Future, but they're actually.
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: I have one.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: It's from when he was on our show Good day.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: This was like got twenty years ago at this point
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: when he was on. But yeah, he did this whole
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: song explaining, you know, different things. Yeah, when when in
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: the Back to the Future, you know, conventions or people
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: that come up, fans that come up to him, what happens.
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: Here's the song you did on the show.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: I really, honestly, I was trying to I was.
• 18:17
  Speaker 10: I was auditioning on that, thinking, if I'm really good,
• 18:20
  Speaker 10: maybe I could be one of these gang members, one
• 18:22
  Speaker 10: of these big Biff's gang members, because they're clearly they'll
• 18:24
  Speaker 10: probably cast a star as Biff.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: But if I get to be one of his gang members, man,
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I'd be sweet Biff.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: I ended up as the.
• 18:33
  Speaker 10: Guy ever asked my name a lot of time or
• 18:38
  Speaker 10: the show. When I'm flying and I'm playing arm on
• 18:40
  Speaker 10: the street. There there's a lot of friendly people that
• 18:42
  Speaker 10: I like to meet. They shake my head, but never
• 18:45
  Speaker 10: ask my name, and they start asking questions out are
• 18:47
  Speaker 10: always the same.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's Michael J. Fox like?
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: He's nice?
• 18:51
  Speaker 10: What's Christopher Lloyd like? Kind of quiet? What's Chrispin Globber like? Unusual?
• 18:56
  Speaker 10: Stop asking me the question. I went to the barments
• 19:00
  Speaker 10: of my nephew, Josh, I'm not Jewish, but I like
• 19:03
  Speaker 10: to nush put on my yamaka started to pray. When
• 19:06
  Speaker 10: the rabbi leaned over round I heard him say, Hey,
• 19:09
  Speaker 10: was that real manure?
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: No?
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: It wasn't. How was that DeLorean a piece of garbage?
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Do those humber forwards really fly?
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: It's a movie? Stop asking me the question.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Can we take your picture?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Come on?
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Look?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Mean?
• 19:22
  Speaker 10: Would you call my friend a butt head on his
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: answering machine?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Question?
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Just questions, just fill my head.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: I went to my doctor.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: My doctor said, what does a key grip do? He
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: sets up lights? What does the best boy do help
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: the key grip? What does a producer do?
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Stop asking me the question. Do you all hang out together?
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: No, we don't.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: How's Crispin Glover? Never talk to him?
• 19:46
  Speaker 10: Back to the future floor never happen. And stop asking
• 19:49
  Speaker 10: me the question. Henk Woo's the nicest famous guy you know?
• 19:52
  Speaker 10: Adam Sandler, who is the biggest jerk? Gary Busey?
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: How much money do you make more than you do?
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: So stop asking question?
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Tom Wilson on our show?
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Other guy talking to Tom Wilson.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't recognize him at all.
• 20:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Well, Pizza Hut is officially being sold. The buyer
• 20:14
  Speaker 9: is a private equity firm. The price is I mean, menace.
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: If you can match it, if you can match two
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: point seven billion, you could buy it. The huts current
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: owner that's Young Brands of course, that also owns KFC
• 20:26
  Speaker 9: and Taco Bell. They announced earlier this year they plan
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: to close two hundred and fifty Pizza Hut locations and
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: not sure what the plan is now with the new owners.
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: But private equity, of course, never a great thing for
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: making things better.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: No, they usually make things worse. They come in, they
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: try to cut as much as they can, just turn around,
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: flip it, sell to somebody.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: Else, right, exactly invested in the product.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like house flippers, you know what I mean.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: They're not there to make the neighborhood better. They're not
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: there for the improvement of the comunity or anything else. Now,
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: they just kind of come in. I was hoping it
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: was going to be that guy that we've heard about
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: in the news that's opening up a bunch of the
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: old school. Yes, the locations of the dining ones like
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Jeffany Lamps like, yeah, bringing back like the eighties, early nineties.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Version of Pizza the Table video game.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: I was kind of hoping he was the guy behind,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: you know, kind of taking it back.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's exactly the opposite.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: And finally, to celebrate America's two hundred and fiftieth birthday
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: on June twenty third, McDonald's fried apple.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Pie will be back.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Why no, they ruined the apple pie. That apple part
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: was so much better when it was fried. Then they
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: started baking them.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was like in the early nineties. They switched
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: it out.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'll eat it, but you know, compared to
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: the fried one.
• 21:36
  Speaker 9: Well, McDonald's fried apple Pie filled with one hundred percent
• 21:39
  Speaker 9: American grown apples and a golden, flaky crust.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: That's what I care about.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Actually these apples were grown.
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: Here for two hundred the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary. Yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 9: it hasn't been around about thirty five years, and fans
• 21:53
  Speaker 9: have been requesting the og pies for decades. So back
• 21:57
  Speaker 9: for a little bit of time. Get them while you can.
• 21:59
  Speaker 12: Don't get them what they want, you take bake exactly.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Menace. You'll understand this.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: Me too.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: I'm put you a lot of words.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: Let me.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: On the video, Jeff, you were having some problems too, dude,
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: we were we were spelling vegetables. That was on me
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: and that was on It was on me to man,
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: because I just went by what you wrote down. I'm like,
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: I guess that's right. I just assumed that you knew
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: you were doing.
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: Uh no, never assume that, all right?
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Zucchini yeah, oh yeah. How would you spell zucchini menace?
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Z I you right?
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, So now how would you spell zucchini?
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: Sammy?
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: See you C C I N I See?
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I was I was going, I think that's how I
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: did it on that on that whiteboard.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: There's an H in there.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Yez C C.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: H I N I Is that? Is that right?
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: I don't believe it.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Don't look up Greg. I'm want to see if you
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: can do it.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: I think it's zu. Is it? Two c's Z There
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: are two ss there are okay, so then z U
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: C C H I and I yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Because like on the comments, which the it's funny man
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: watching Menace with the the googly eyed mask on is hilarious.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: It's really good. And he was trying vegetables to see
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: if you can figure out like what these vegetables were,
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: and so I goes, wow, I think I think, I
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: think what it can benefit from his spelling lesson on zucchini? Yeah,
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: well we all butchered it. We're radio people. We're not
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: smart people. I've mentioned that a thousand times. I'm not
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: a smart person, like at all.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, nobody's claiming to be something they're not.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: We're all good at certain things, like when it comes
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: to you know, uh, making his way around Instagram and
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: things like that, like Menace is your guy. You know,
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: certain things I could tell you about. Certain thing Gregs
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: can tell you about, but he couldn't tell you about,
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: like how Wi fi works. Everybody's everybody's got their things now, medics.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you and I can relate to something like this.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: This is a woman news anchor and she's having a
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: hard time here and as toilibratory x X exhibition, thank you.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: She couldn't read it because everything's on a prompter exhibition
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: and a toilibratory x X exhibition, thank you. And you
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: can just hear.
• 24:28
  Speaker 11: The disappointment God, and a clebratory x X exhibition, thank you.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Thank you God.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Man, you don't know like the benefits of being able
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: to read a teleprompter. I mean it is still a skill.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: I mean you can't still read, but to me to
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: read that and then just also sound natural reading it,
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: it's it is a skill because.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: As someone who's been in radio as long as I have,
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: I can instantly hear when someone's reading. Yeah, I wish
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I could do it, And there's some people who are
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: really good. I feel like, actually that's one of that's
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: one of my better skills. Like I could read something
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: and sound conversational.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Now there's words in there that I mean I get right, yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: and I'm may see conversationally illiterate.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, well that's why I was going back
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: when we're talking about Ryan Seacrest.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: He was he was pronouncing some word.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Like till he was doing a commercial. We heard Ryan
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Seacrest on a commercial and tillamook like tillamok cheese, you know,
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: ice creams and stuff like, yeah, he goes.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Till a mook And we know Ryan, and Ryan like
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: he's like he's a pro. He's a pro when it
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: comes to like the telepomter stuff and pronouncing stuff.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: So I don't know, like.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: You know something we don't.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg, you want to hear some more news bloopers.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: I know Greg.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Greg loves these, especially when well or when people can't
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: stop laughing.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: Thing.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is pretty good.
• 25:58
  Speaker 13: Say one person positive, it is showing no symptoms, another
• 26:01
  Speaker 13: is symptomatic. All of them will spend time at the
• 26:07
  Speaker 13: University of Nebraska Medical Center, which has a quarantine facility
• 26:14
  Speaker 13: and especially unit for treating people.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: With pexious diseases.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: The CDC does not require the group to stay at
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: the facility long.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Sorry, probably something, probably something Before they came back from that,
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: they're still laughing about. And I have to go right
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: into the story where yeah, you are dying. It happens
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: with Greg all the time.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think the time that stands out in my head.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: Remember when we had that story about a drunk school
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: bus driver and I was almost peeing in my pants. Yeah,
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: it just hit me the right but no kids were hurt,
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: and then I just lost it.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Uh, this is is pretty good. Man trying to burn
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: down I'm so sorry.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: Burned down.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Man trying to burn down a marijuana dispensary in Monroe
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: County accidentally caught himself on fire.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's what we honestly try to do to
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Greg every day during commercial break right when he's coming back.
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: True, true, Yeah, tried hard to put blinders on. It's hard.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Let's see there's a I meancause there's a bunch that.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: He calls the pig chrisp p Bacon and loses it. Yeah,
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: I love that guy.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was you know where they where they're like
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: laughing at something.
• 27:41
  Speaker 14: Yeah, good evening on ken Dastita Dana is off tonight.
• 27:47
  Speaker 14: He was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating
• 27:50
  Speaker 14: his birthday.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Now see this is where punctuation on the teleprocter comes
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: in handy because you know is off tonight period. And
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: then he goes into his first story. It's yeah, they
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: sound like his coworker was.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Killed on his.
• 28:04
  Speaker 14: Good evening on Kendas Dana is off tonight. He was
• 28:07
  Speaker 14: murdered and then set on fire.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: We see, Yeah, here's the laughing I fire crashed.
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: These three people dead.
• 28:14
  Speaker 15: Placed in Nebraska say a rental truck carrying two people
• 28:17
  Speaker 15: lost control across the median and collide it head on
• 28:20
  Speaker 15: with a semi truck. Both trucks burst into flames, and
• 28:23
  Speaker 15: witnesses say there were several explosions to hilarious. Excuse me,
• 28:29
  Speaker 15: the two people in the room.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: That's a great right there.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: Two people in the truck driver. This is a sad story.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Excuse me.
• 28:39
  Speaker 15: Said they had fires containing about ten minutes.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: He's, of course correct.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: This sad.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Also, when you're news acre, you'd be killing all that
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: stuff because that's all your reading all day, every day,
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: death and destruction.
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:55
  Speaker 13: Right after the break, we're going to interview Eric Wyhan Mayor,
• 28:58
  Speaker 13: who climbed the highest mountain the world, Mount Everest.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: But he's gay.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I mean he's gay.
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: Excuse me, he's blind.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: At the breakover, imagine a gay man climbing a mountain. No, never,
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: I mean extinctions.
• 29:14
  Speaker 16: I don't have to tell you have been part of
• 29:16
  Speaker 16: the natural history of the world for millennia, and man
• 29:19
  Speaker 16: made extinctions have even happened before. I guess we hunted
• 29:21
  Speaker 16: the dildos into extinction. But I'm having with my words
• 29:28
  Speaker 16: today the donor into extention?
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: Are we going to see ext I got one?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: But this is more Uh, this is more recent one.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: This guy he was a witness to a crash and
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: he's talking to the guy. The news dude, the news dude,
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: just he's laughing because this guy is he's one of
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: those like colorful characters, you know, like those those those
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: perfect witnesses for TV news stories.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: It was all.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Fire, I got nobody ain't going to on top of it,
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: like one of those kind of you can't Yeah, right,
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: exactly exactly the same kind of thing happened with this
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: dude said, you saw this.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: He ran the light, t bowned the lady.
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: I'm bobbing and weaving. I'm just thankful to be alive
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: right now. What did it sound like?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: I swear not to be funny.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: It happened that fast.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: He's trying to help.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh dude. When when the show used to be
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: based out of San Francisco years ago and we covered
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: that story about uh Ken Bastida and that news story
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: about how he kind of missed the punctuation.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: They were directly upstairs from him.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the news station was on the floor above us.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: They were so mad of texture just pointed out they
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: remember how butt hurt they were that you made fun
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: of him about that news story.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Every time he crossed Greg.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: In the in the you get these filthy looks. And
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: then we started nicknaming him Ken the Bastard Bastida because
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: he was such a prick to Greg from that point,
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: For dude, this is.
• 31:00
  Speaker 14: Funny, good evening on Ken Bastida. Dana is off tonight.
• 31:06
  Speaker 14: He was murdered and then set on fire. I'm celebrating
• 31:10
  Speaker 14: his birthday.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: I saw him in the parking lot too, like I
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: don't think a year later and then I tried to
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: correct him on another story.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Well, man, since we're in the business of correcting.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: You, yeah, I just definitely well the passes.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: We had tandem parking, where one car parks in front
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: of the other, and he would sit and wait for
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: me to move the car in front of mine, move mine,
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: then have to move the other one back, and he
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: would just sit there with his arms folded, just glaring
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: at me. Who did Ken?
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: The bastard basket the bastard bastarda ken little sitchus. Randy
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Mason is at that scene gathering new details about what
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: started that fire, and Randy, why were there so many
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: cats in that house in the first place.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: Let me get to that in just a second, Michael.
• 31:49
  Speaker 17: Let me I just want to set the scene for
• 31:51
  Speaker 17: you real quick. Get the family, friends and stuff, forwarding
• 31:54
  Speaker 17: up the windows and trying to salvage as much as
• 31:56
  Speaker 17: they can from this burning home. But uh, basically, the lady,
• 32:01
  Speaker 17: the resident homeowner, says that she has so many cats
• 32:04
  Speaker 17: because people are her friends, knew that she loves cats,
• 32:09
  Speaker 17: and that people would bring him to her and you know,
• 32:12
  Speaker 17: promising to come back and pick them up, and they
• 32:15
  Speaker 17: never would come back and you know, do that.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: So she just accumulated close.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: To eighty cats according to police reports.
• 32:22
  Speaker 17: And basically she just kind of says it was a
• 32:24
  Speaker 17: bad situation, you know, going bad. This is the last
• 32:26
  Speaker 17: thing I wanted to have at them like that or
• 32:28
  Speaker 17: just active anybody.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: I wanted them adopted out.
• 32:32
  Speaker 14: I wanted people to take them into their homes and
• 32:35
  Speaker 14: give them a home what they.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Used to have.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: So you can see like the people back at the
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: U and it goes on because like then they go
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: back to the studio and they're dying and this guy
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: he's trying to file this report, he's stumbling all over himself.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because every time they like try to talk back
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: to the person that's like out in the field and
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: that person has already given their report and then they're
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: asked to like freestyle and give more information.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Were not prepared to do that. Ever, No, and.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: There's a delay, so good luck with that.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like if Menace was a woman and a news anchor.
• 33:07
  Speaker 18: Moving on, some people say over our sorry one second,
• 33:10
  Speaker 18: we're trying to get a story up right now, Okay,
• 33:13
  Speaker 18: before we go into Labor Day weekend. We will we
• 33:17
  Speaker 18: are in Labor Day weekend. We want to make sure
• 33:19
  Speaker 18: officials are hoping to avoid the surgeon cases that have
• 33:22
  Speaker 18: been following the Memorial Day and Fourth of July weekends.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: This as we actually just did that package.
• 33:27
  Speaker 18: Let's go to the next story.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: Guys, all right, guys, surge, Yeah, she was. She was fun.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: One of my all time favorite classics is remember Connie Chung.
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: Of course it's a Connie chunk tossed to that White
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: House correspondent and he wasn't ready, didn't think they were
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: even live, and she asked him a question to start
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: the report, and he's like, how the.
• 33:49
  Speaker 12: Hell should I know, Connie? And then he realizes they're live?
• 33:54
  Speaker 12: How the hell should I know? Oh, I'm sorry.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: There was the other one. I think it was from
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: New York.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: I think it was Fox in New York, where the
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: guy I guess used to be the dude's boss. But
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: now the guy who was the boss is a street reporter,
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: and the guy who was the underling is now the anchor,
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: and the guy who is now on his way out
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: kind of like on his way down in his career.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: I guess, was kind of phoning it in on this
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: news story. The guy the anchor back, He's like, well,
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: hold on, don't let her off the hook. So is
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: you got it right there? Ask her why blah blah
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah. I don't know telling you how to
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: do your job. Well, you used to work for me.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: He was like, yeah, how's that working out?
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: God, Howard, it's so funny.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: We are a heavy metal band.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: I mean everybody knows that.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, hold on, wait, wait.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: On where am I the Woody Show. So Gina's husband
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: really hurt himself. Yeah, and uh tour a c l
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: MCL and it's because all that kind of stuff had
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: to have surgery and he went in for surgery and
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Gina had been his nurse. Yeah, how's he feeling?
• 35:03
  Speaker 9: He's I mean, I guess he's okay. He's a pretty
• 35:05
  Speaker 9: high pain tolerance, but it hurts.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: He well, yeah, you come down off those uh, yeah,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: like the whatever they gave you, the nstesia.
• 35:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and it's over started sitting when I went to bed. Finally,
• 35:17
  Speaker 9: I just I turned like to the left on my
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: side and you know, took kind of the blanket with
• 35:21
  Speaker 9: me and he started screaming in pain because it.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Grazed the Yeah.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: But also like, okay, I'm gonna bring up a reference
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: here at a second, you guys are gonna have to
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: uh look up on the internet, ninety nine point nine
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: percent of you because it's it's it's an old timey reference.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I know it for reasons I'll explain. But I'm picturing
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Gina being like this person because didn't you, like didn't
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: something spill like in the new Oh my god, like
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: clumsy nurse.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: I'm a mess. I'm like, yeah, who are you thinking of?
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you a second, Okay, because Andy, I guess
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: almost slipped on some water that Gina had spilled. You
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: would think a guy who's immobile.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: You think I'm trying to kill.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: I can't put like even like a like a like
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: a pube's hair worth of pressure, like any kind of
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: like weight on his h on his on his knee.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: On his toe, nothing like people.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Are worried about spills when everybody's.
• 36:14
  Speaker 9: Body yes, so exhausted. I was just it was just
• 36:17
  Speaker 9: a comedy of misadventures. He decided he wanted to sleep
• 36:20
  Speaker 9: on the couch, so I got back up. I pulled
• 36:22
  Speaker 9: this comforter and took the entire humidifier with me, and
• 36:25
  Speaker 9: it just splashed all over the ground.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: And I said, leave it. I'll clean it up.
• 36:29
  Speaker 9: When i'm done. I'll clean up after I make your bed.
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: So I go in there, I'm making the bed. I'm like,
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: where is he?
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Where the hell is he?
• 36:34
  Speaker 9: After like seven minutes, I go back in and he's
• 36:37
  Speaker 9: somehow I don't know how, but he got a towel
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: and he's he's trying to wipe it with the crutch
• 36:42
  Speaker 9: and what are you doing? He's like, onn you spilled
• 36:45
  Speaker 9: water all over.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: I said I'd get it. He's like, I could have
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: slipped and died.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Well then also then she dropped something on his naise.
• 36:52
  Speaker 9: I dropped something on Yes, he was laying in bed. No,
• 36:57
  Speaker 9: it's kind of my fault, but not totally my fault.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: I would be far away.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, here's the thing.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I would hire some really hot nurse.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: I love nothing more, trust me, he I was.
• 37:07
  Speaker 9: He has this pump on his other leg that like
• 37:10
  Speaker 9: in flates and deflates to keep from cloths on the
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: other leg. So I'm doing that and I'm kind of
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: being really careful and he looked at me. He's like, Oh,
• 37:15
  Speaker 9: you don't have to be careful with that leg, And
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: in my mind I was like, so I don't have
• 37:19
  Speaker 9: to be careful with legs. And I took this charger
• 37:23
  Speaker 9: that it needed and I kind of just whipped. He's like,
• 37:26
  Speaker 9: he starts screwing out, but he goes, I go, what what?
• 37:30
  Speaker 9: He goes, that's my leg?
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: I said, but you said I didn't have to be careful,
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: like I wasn't understanding like.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: The one that didn't have the surgery.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: I wasn't understanding reality at that point.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: If you had like back surgery, right, yeah, seven hour
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: like back surgery.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: That was crazy.
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: Seven hours yeah, seven hours that anesthesia I was on that.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Michael Jackson, Jesus, what it's after you're like jumping stuff
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: on the motorcycle ride like something really cool?
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just wearing.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Morning Yeah.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: So the reference I'm thinking of. So there's a friend
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: of ours, a radio friend of ours, Tim Conway junior. Okay,
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: his dad is comedy legend Tim Conway, who was on
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: the Carol Burnett Show. So this is very old time.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: But here's what I want you to do. And this
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: is this is how I picture things going with Gina.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: There's a classic Tim Conway bit where.
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: He's a dentist.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: The character.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so Tim Conway is a dentist and he's not
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: a very he's like a newer dentist or something. He's
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: not a very experienced dentist. So he has like a
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: basically how to be a Dentist book in his hand
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: as the patient sitting there in the dentist chair, and
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: he's looking at like what to do with some picturing
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Gina reading all the instructions, you know, and then he's
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: figuring out like how he's going to administer this novacane.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: So it's in the it's in the syringe, and the
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: whole thing is ready to go, and it becomes just
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: a comedy of error because he turns around ends up
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: like stabbing himself in the leg with the novacane and
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: then they so now he can barely move as he's
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: trying to like do dental work on this guy and
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: he's it's it's really funny.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: This feels very familiar, but exactly, it's exactly.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: I've seen that bit a thousand times because you know,
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: we followed Tim Conway Junior on social media and he'll
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: post like old clips of his dad and that's one
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: that gets shared a lot. Yeah, it's a classic bit.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Just type in Tim Conway dentist, and it's exactly how
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: I'm picturing Gina trying to take care of port.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: That would not be true.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: He didn't get hurt. The other one worked on.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: I've been trying to find out did he get a
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: new knee or no.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: No, it's well did they repair?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well so they.
• 39:48
  Speaker 9: Had to they Yeah, they sewed everything back together, and
• 39:51
  Speaker 9: then they had to take like a chunk of meat
• 39:53
  Speaker 9: from his patella and and scoop that out and then
• 39:57
  Speaker 9: sew that where the like where because every it was
• 40:00
  Speaker 9: just dangling inside like it's not connected to anything. They'd
• 40:03
  Speaker 9: like patch that up like in you know, arts and
• 40:05
  Speaker 9: crafts project. And and yeah, he's not doing well, especially
• 40:10
  Speaker 9: when me around. I know I'm and plus we have
• 40:14
  Speaker 9: a ten year old who doesn't pay attention to anything
• 40:16
  Speaker 9: and a puppy. So if he survives this, it's going
• 40:19
  Speaker 9: to be a goddamn miracle.
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: I gotta ask, then, what's the bathroom situation? Does he eat? Oh? Yeah? Everything.
• 40:24
  Speaker 9: I keep asking to help, just because I think it
• 40:27
  Speaker 9: would be fun, but he won't let me.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: I was like, I can hold it while you're on
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: the crutches, and he said no.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: And is that? Like?
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: I thought that'd be super helpful.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Like I would just live in the bathroom, right, I
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: would line me down in the bathtub, and if you
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: need to poop or anything.
• 40:44
  Speaker 9: Well that's the thing with He's not going to be
• 40:46
  Speaker 9: pooping for a while. But I got one of those
• 40:48
  Speaker 9: rails for the toilet so it looks like.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: A ninety year old lives in our house.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: And a shower chair, which I love what you said,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: does actually.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: Put so comfortable to just sit in the shower in
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: a chair.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: And just said the water run right?
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah for now?
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: What forever?
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: That right?
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Right? Yeah?
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: That's great?
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah wasteful eight seven seven forty four Woody text over
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: to two two nine eight seven man's if you want
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: to can you link the uh the Tim Conway dentist
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: thing on Instagram story?
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: I will do that. Yeah, great, make it easier.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: I think we can do make it easier for you,
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: the listener. We're all about it.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: And I think at one point in that sketch, don't
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: think you crack each other up?
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: Yes, oh yeah, always breaking each other him in Yeah, all.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Right, more what he shows next?
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: Thing?
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: You know, the Woody Show. Wind makes everything worse. Hot, uncomfortable, hot,
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: but windy, worse.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Rain, rain, okay, rain, but win your face. Yeah, snow,
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: but win.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Worse the Woody Show. Ladus, gentlemen, boys and girls. We
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: have a guest in studio with us here in the
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: flesh is Kevin Smith. Hell, okay, good morning.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: And let me tell you I got a text last
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: night from this main broadcaster right here who made it
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: very clear he needs to get here by seven yep.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: And you were so serious about it, and nobody is
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: ever that serious with me text, And so in order
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: to make it here, I have not gone to sleep.
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: I'm out of here.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I'nest sleep. I stayed up all night. I was working
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: on this book that I have coming out next year.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: It's in about to go into galleys, and so you're
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: doing like one last pass on it and stuff. So
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'll start working on this, and then
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I like wound up working till about four in the morning,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: and then I was like, well, I can't go to
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: sleep now o'clock. So iris on zero sleep at all.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: So I ask me anything, now, you're gonna get nothing
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: but an unadulterated truth. What do you drop truth on
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: the show? It's so good here it is traded truth.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know what aspect of the show. Where are
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: we local or worldwide?
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Everybody?
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody, everybody, everybody, no pressure whatsoever.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you I've been so busy. I did
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: a wedding yesterday. I performed a wedding. I fused two
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: human beings to go thanks to the power of the
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Universal Life Church invested in me and stuff. Prior to that.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Where was I was in New York and a local
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: sports team did well? Apparently? Yeah, I hadn't heard swallowed
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: by forty thousand people walking across a Times Square, man,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: I want. I went into the city to see the
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Rocky Horror Show. It was absolutely amazing. The next day
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: that you know, you have two things going on, the
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Knicks and FIFA, which means that it was so easy
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: to get theater tickets oh my god, for a little
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: shop bars. I felt like a king. I felt like
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: you ring a Broadway.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: It's like going somewhere on Super Bowl Sunday.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: It's nuts. And so after the show was over, we
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: walked back because we were at the West Side theater,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: so it was only like maybe like a mile walk
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: or something like ten blocks. So we're walking through like
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Time Square, and I kind of walk like head down,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: moving ever forward because if I slow up, people like,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: hey here, Kevin James, so that's possible. Yeah, like kick
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: a Quaen says hot so uh Solomeo. So I I
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: kind of tend to move forward. Jennifer, like my wife
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: had to stop me. She called she was Kevin. I
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: barely heard her. I turned around and she stopped dead
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: in the crowd. She's like, take a picture. We took
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: a picture. It was just a sea of humanity. It
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: was like forty thousand people in Tome Square. And this
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: is before they won. So we go back to the
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: hotel and we're sitting on the balcony. He's smoking and
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: we're not sports enthusiasts and whatnot. I mean, I'm all
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: for it, you know. Enjoy New York seemed to be
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: having a great time and very anticipatory. We knew the
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: moment the game ended. Oh yeah, the whole We were
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: on the on the balcony and it was it was
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: It was crazy, like did you ever go to a
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Blackhawks game at the Madhouse in Chicago? Supposed to be
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: the loudest center of the planet in terms of noise
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: made by human beings as so cacophonoust they count the
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: decibel levels off the charts. This was akin to.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: That, like.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: The buildings of New York and.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my lord, it sounded like was coming. But instead
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: they were just very happy about their their win.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Kevin Smith is here. He's doing a signing of his
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: comic Jays of Future Past and this is going to
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: be at the Weed Shop on Hollywood Boulevard. This is
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: tomorrow at four pm.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Right here in Los Angeles. Yeah are we are we
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: in the Los Angeles portion of things?
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, of course taking one of these.
• 46:07
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: This is a comic book that I did with Marvel Kids,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: fully sanctioned Jay and Silent Bob. I wrote it, my
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: friend Camo drew it. It's it's amazing. Uh, this book
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: it smells of weed. Yes, well, that's because it came
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: from my office. It's the pa It's not like remember
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: like in the seventies, Kiss was in a Marvel comic
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: book and in order to do that, they was.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: Part of the marketing.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: They crick their fingers and put the blood in the
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: ink and whatnot, and we were not that clever. That's
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: just from of my office for weeks of weeks. So
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: we're doing a signing at the Weed Shop, which is
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: the home of Jason Me and Jason Muse and two
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: cover artists Man Captain Ridman and Dark Knight Returns. But
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: it's at the weed Shop, and people like, why aren't
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: you going to a comic store? Because the weed Shop
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: is where Jay and Silent Bob deliver for is that's
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: our business. We opened a business two months ago. We
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: delivery service called Jane Sold Bob Deliver. There's billboards like
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: all over the valley.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: And one yeah for real.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I mean I used to sell weed it for fake
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: and movies, but now the economy is so bad and
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I can't get a job in movies anymore. I'm selling
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: it for real. You may find me and Jay flat
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: out delivering to you. Things get really bad, but right now, yeah,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Jane sound Bob delivery.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: But you've had your own we like products stores before.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: We have before the cave are now this right here,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: my friends, is the new, new, newest Jeter is the
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: brand that I'm aligned with now. And this is our
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: new strain. It's called Jane Solid Bob's Banana Hammock.
• 47:47
  Speaker 17: It is.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: It is the taste of here, like you want to
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: smell we inhale in yeah time something that was the
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: long caveat joints you could smell as well.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I smoked it and then the somehow the
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: ground became vertical.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that snoogns man.
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: That snoop is going to open it up.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Take a smiff right.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: Right right, a thing or two.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Oh Lord, back to smoking weed.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Huh, heaven you gave up in this administration. How would
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I have not been smoking weed all this time?
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: But I'm saying, like you gave it up for a while.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I said I was going to get up for fifteen years.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I smoked for fifteen years. I'm gonna give it up
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: for the next fifteen And I made it about a
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: year and I felt accomplished with that year, felt fourteen
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: years shy. But whatever.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Well, Kevin Smith is here again doing a signing of
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: his comic officially sanctioned through Marvel. And it looks. It
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: looks great, man, it's sold out really really high. Say
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: that really yeah?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I mean if it worked, they only do like a
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: certain number of copies. I think, print up, they get
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: pre orders, and then they boost a number on top
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: of that and go like, that's what we're going to make.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: And so there's going to be no more. They're going
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: to do another run of them. They are going to
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: do any probably want to leave money on the table.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: People want my second Economy.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: My second book, like I did a for DC a
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: month and a half ago. Bizarro year None Issue one
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: also sold that and they did a second print. So
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: back I got back to back sell out at.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: The Weed Shop seventy ninety five Hollywood Boulevard tomorrow at
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: four pm. Meet Jay and Silent Bob themselves.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: That you guys gave it the jar backs.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: He literally took it out.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Feel free. I mean, just attribute amongst yourself.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: You just broke my heart.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: You took it from my hands.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Six people here, there's five joints. Somebody is going to lose.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: Kevin Smith is here.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: He's technically. Yeah, yeah, you're not an employee right now, marriage.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I would like to win all four seconds ruin everybody
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: else's weekend.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: He's doing a signing Richard Jason, muse So, Jay and
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Silent Bob and a couple of people that are also involved.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: Like what you say one of the artists.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: So the cover art we have exclusive. There have been
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: seven covers for this comic book. Two of them are Stash,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Secret Stash exclusives. Come all the way from back East
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: from my comic book store, Jay and sal about Secret Stash.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: The artist Captain Ridman and the other artists.
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: On his license. Is that what it says that it says.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: They are both going to be signing along with us
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: as well. Yeah.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: So it's a signing of his new comic cuts called
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: a Jay's of Future Past. It's going to be at
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: the Weed Shop seventy ninety five Hollywood Boulevard. That is tomorrow,
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Thursday at four pm.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: You're welcome for feeding two birds with one seed. You
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: pick up your comics, you grab your weed. There you go.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, like, no more to stop
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: one stop.
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're a man of convenience.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Try and trying to help out Los Angeles.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: So Kevin Smith is here. Always great to have Kevin in.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: And now we know Kevin very well. You've been a
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: guest a number of times on the show.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I wanted to try to myself family.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, and you are.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I consider myself the kind of guy you can test
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: a new segment.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: And I'm glad you said, because this is like a
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: kind of just a rapid fire thing. I'm gonna throw
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: some questions out and I'm gonna see the.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Wrong guy for this.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll try. I'll try some of the rules be
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: here by seven number one. Yeah, we're gonna because it's
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: people a long anecdotal response.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Just I think this can gives people a little more
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: insight into like I wanna try this with with with guests,
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: not that we have a ton of guests, but like,
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: you know, we get somebody. A friend of ours, Tony
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: just told me that his son, who just graduated high school,
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: is a newly obsessed fan of Kevin Smith.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Like he's just that reprehensible. The division of youth and family.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: And they're gonna go see you when you're at the
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: pageant in Saint Louis this fall.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I've been, but the youth pat so many times you're always.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Find it's kind of like a radio show, Like every
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: day there's new listeners.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wild man. Anytime somebody's like, oh, there's a
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: teenager likes your stuff, you know, first I get over
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: the epstein of it all and I'm like, that's really cool.
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: So Kevin Smith, we're gonna put ninety seconds on the
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: clock and we're gonna we're gonna see how many of
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: these we can get to. They're really kind of easy
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: either or type of things. You're ready for it, We'll
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: see how we do. Brevity think brevity? All right, here
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: we go.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: Would you rather own a batmobile or a lightsaberile?
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Would you rather meet your hero or become someone's hero?
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Become someone's here?
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Would you rather have one hour with George Lucas or
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: one hour with stan Lee?
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Stan Lee because he's gone would be amazing?
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Do you prefer calling or texting?
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Texting?
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: When it comes to weed? Do you prefer indica or sativa?
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: Indica?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: But it all smokes, that's all green.
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: Kids.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: What's a food you miss the most because you've changed
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: your diet dramatically?
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, I hate to throw it out there because
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: people get real defensive. But I am vegan, and what
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: I probably missed the most from from non vegan world
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: is turkey.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Turkey.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: That's the one thing I don't think they've nailed. They
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: get burgers down, they get chicken, but turkey they can't approximate. Yeah,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: that's a turkey, don't coat it.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Do you prefer loyalty or honesty?
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean I lie for a living some loyalty.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: It's just like non stop charat East Coast or Hollywood.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Wow Wow, Okay, I've been out of here so long
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: that it might be Hollywood what I'm saying. Like, I
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: come back East Coast once a week. I once a month. Rather,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: I got a movie theater there and the comic book store,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: and I was just there doing shows. We did a
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: watch with keV he Man and then I interviewed Lloyd
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Kaufman for three hours. So I love my Ice Coast roots.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I go back to Jersey all the time. But there
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: is something I'm very proud of the fact that my
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: hand prints and footprints are in the cement at the
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Groman's Chinese Theater four Court. That made me feel like
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I was a part of this community.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a big deal because we I hosted
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Joe Coy's uh ceremony ceremony. Yeah, it's a huge thing
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: and it was really cool.
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: It was cool.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's something you know, whether you have ever
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: spent any time in Hollywood, like everybody knows about that.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: That's getting a star.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: In real estate with like Eastwood, Tarantino American. Yeah, it's
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: kind of dope.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Did great John ninety seconds?
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Hit them all?
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Madn't get them all. They didn't get them all. But
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: there's no reason to get to them all.
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: See how many?
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, ninety seconds.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you for the for the inaugural sale, I
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: think we did.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Now, who's com.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Who's going to be the next guy?
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: I have no idea who you could possibly throw it at.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Uh, Greg fitz Simmons, the comedian, great foot, great fitz Simmons.
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: He just hit me up yesterday.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: He's funny.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's cool. I love I love Greg.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: He's going to try to get shocked, you know, shack
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: no the basketball play? Yeah, get him in here.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: I and burg Chreischer are really tied down, may put
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: it in a word. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought when
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: you said, like what food you missed the most? I
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: would have sworn to you. We're gonna say cheese now
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: because they got vegan cheese.
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: Is it good?
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: It is good enough?
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: The questions does it it can?
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Lately it's gotten better, like they've been perfecting cheese. Because
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: like when I when I've been vegan now eight going
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: on nine years, when I got in it, they did
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: not have it down to science. But now like I
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: just got a case adia from from what used to
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: be veggie grill, veggie grill plant whatever they call it now,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: veggie grill down the street, and man, it was just
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: like cheese and it had a good pull to it. Now,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: whenever I say this to a non vegan and they
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: try it, that like you have lost your mind? Respective
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: have You've.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Been eating garbage for so long?
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean, that you get used to
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: the garbage taste and that somebody else was eating the
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: garbage saved my life?
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Would he?
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I understand why you're doing it, but I
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: I it's it's amazing that man, you have really stuck
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: to it. Some people they they change whether they're doing
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: the gastric bypass to lose a bunch of weight and
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: they stick on that whole lifestyle for a while and
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: then they eventually.
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: You know, eat through the gastric bypass.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: It had it's hard to stay on something.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Man, my old man, like when I was growing up
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: and into my adulthood, would you know, he was diabetic
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: and he would constantly have heart problems, stroke problems, and
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: when a thing happened, he would be in a hospital.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not change. And then for like a
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: good month or two months he stayed with some sort
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: of program and diminished. But then once he felt safe,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: he just you know, went back to his old waist.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: And when I had my heart attack the doctor the
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: next morning, he said, like I said, when do I
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: get to go home? He goes, you go home as
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: soon as you've seen the nutritionists. I say, you kidnete,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I wasn't even here twenty six hours. He goes, and
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: look look how fast we got you in and out.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: He's going. But that's the danger, I said, why, and
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: he goes, because of how easy it was. Time was
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: we were doing what we did to you. We'd have
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: to crack your ribs and you'd mend in the hospital
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: for months and you know, you went through something you'd
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: want to change because you didn't want to do that again.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: He goes, but look at you. You're gonna be out
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: in twenty six hours, no scars whatsoever other than like
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: a small ephemeral artery one. He's like, if I'm lucky,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I'll see it again. He's going because most patients don't
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: change their life. And he made me meet with the nutritionists.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: And that's when I wound up going vegan.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, we're glad that you're here. I mean, it worked
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: out and you've you've I mean, god, how much weight total?
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: At my heaviest. I know this because I was working
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: on the book all night at my heaviest. Like at
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: one point I was like, oh man, I never want
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: to weigh my area code. And then I hit three
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: two three, and then I went up to three thirty
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: when I had the heart attack, though I was three
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: hundred even because I'd cut sugar out and stuff. And
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: then after the heart attack, what.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Do you wait?
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Now you're two hundred.
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Goals.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: But that was just and honestly, kids like that's that.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I got to give most of the credit to Going Vegan.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to hear that, but it makes common sense.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: When you remove all the fun things and all the
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: you know, things that are derived from animals, your options
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: are limited. You just diminished. You can't replace it.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Because you don't want to eat. When this stuff tastes
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: like that, you don't want to eat.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: And also it's just they don't that too. When I
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: went on the potato diet, that's what I felt like.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I was I could do the stand out of my head.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Two days in, I was.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Like, hey, let me ask you about you just posted
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: the other day about Oliver Tree. Yeah, Oliver Tree is
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: a guy that we had as a excuse me as
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: a guest on the show one time, and he was cool.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: He was fun and you know, I but that was
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: kind of the extent of my you know, insight on
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Oliver Tree. I didn't know too much about him, wasn't
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: really kind of following along and all the different things.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: It's crazy how many people have come out. Yeah, people
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: that I know and respect and I like their work
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: and they're super creative people who really loved this guy.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: And you've made a really nice, thoughtful, kind of a
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: very very touching post about your experience with Oliver Tree.
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: I wonder if you could speak about that.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: A lovely kid man like, and you're right, it's I
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: too have been remarking on how many people have been like,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I love this guy. You know what I'm saying. He
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: was just everybody. He was the Internet's friend. He was funny.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: He was always trying to make you laugh. He wasn't
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: a prankster in the way of like, I hate this kid,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: you know, but he had fun with his persona, a
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: persona I was not aware of, yeah, until we made
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Paradise Record Logic the hip hop artist Bobby he made
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: his first flick and he asked me if I would
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: edit us, I'd love to edit it for you. So
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: I went out to Oregon where they shot it, so
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I was on set and then you know, then I'd
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: leave set and go cut all the footage I had
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: and stuff. So my first exposure to him was to
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Oliver was that clip that's up on my Instagram right
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: now where he gives a flat out genius performance man like.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: This is the first piece of work I get to
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: see of him, and he does play. He's one of
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: two guys who like in the middle of the movie,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Logic switches and it becomes a heist flick. You know,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: what is a simple hangout at a record shop movie
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: becomes a heist and hostage flick, and Oliver is one
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: of the hostage takers.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: And.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: It plays one who's kind of not there with it, completely,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: not very good at the job. He has issues, he
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: has asthma, and he plays it so peak. Man like
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: this kid, I told him when I met him, because
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: I was cutting the scene dying laughing so hard, man crying,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: and I would send logic videos myself just with the
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: scene on my phone laughing in the background so hard
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: and stuff. So I said, hey, man, like, I never
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: do this, but can you introduce me to that kid?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: And so I went to set and he was like, Oliver,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: this is Kevin and he knew some stuff I'd done
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: the past or whatever, but I blew him up. This
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: is nice about like being in this business and sometimes
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: the people whose work really touches you, you get it
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: face to face moment and you get to tell them yeah,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. So I told him, And I wasn't
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: talking about the breath of your work on the internet
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: is literally talking about dude, your daily were one of
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: the best things I ever seen. Like you're going to
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: be huge, Like you're gonna work in Cohen Brothers.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: Movies and't put me in one of your movies.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: He did, he was put me in one of yours.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I was like done and done. So I mean, his
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: law is far bigger than the loss of me getting
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: to put him in a movie that would have been fun.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: But like, this kid was a light man, Like he
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: brought something to the table and made people happy. Think
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: about how many people jump online fundamentally to make people
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: unhappy because their stocking trade is how they're turning. This
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: is a kid who just got online just to make people.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: He was cool, He was fun. We did a fun
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: bit with him when he was here. A guy used
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: to work on the show gave him a bowl cut
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: and you know, because he was rocking that bowl cut
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: at the time.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: But he was just so smart.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: We did this other video where I'm like, hey, Oliver,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: make me the best sandwich in the world, and we
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: just got a bunch of items and that was the
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: only thing I said to him, And he just came
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: up with this whole backstory on how his grandmother, like yeah,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: taught him how to make this sandwich and all this
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: he had gone to.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Like clown College.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: He like always had a story, a story.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: It's not surprising and so many people are like shouting
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: him out because he like touched so many different parts
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: of art.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, visual music, yeah, you know, acting, films, legit songs,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah that have like thirty seven million views like YouTube,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: and yeah, so I mean most cats I'm well aware
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: of know him from his internet work. That's something I
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: caught up on after the movie. But do yourself a
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: favor and check out Paradise Records. Is wonderful first film,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: but his performance is absolute bliss and you could see
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: this kid was gonna be big.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: Well, Kevin Smith is here. He's got his signing of
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: his new comic book called Jays of Future Past. He
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: and Jason Muse and a couple of the artists who
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: worked on the on the book itself. You can see
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: them at the Weed Shop seventy ninety five Hollywood Boulevard.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: That's tomorrow at four pm. All the details and stuff
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: are on Kevin's social media.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Nothing sports Dang with a G.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Jeff Garcia, Kevin Smith. Jeff Garcia, Jeff Garcia, Kevin Smith, Hello, Kevin,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: No hockey news in sports for this morning. Sorry about that,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: but what are we talking about.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: It's still not basketball? No, no, no, basketball is over
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: as well. What is today? Today's Wednesday? Yes, tomorrow they're
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: having that ticker tape. Yes, that would be there. When
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: I woke up the next morning, which I guess was Sunday,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: the streets were already close and I was like.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: Are you ready?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: That was the Puerto Rican Day parade. They were like, no, no, no,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Thursday's a ticker.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, let's go ahead and start with the Angels.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: They put a butt whooping on the d Backs yesterday.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: There's a fly ball straight away center failed.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: This one's a long way.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Told the wall.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: Angels one, it's nothing. Same two teams today at twelve
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: forty onto the Dodgers. They beat the Rays won nothing yesterday.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: All they needed was an o tiny home run. Same
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: two teams today at twelve ten World Cup. Yesterday's winter
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: winners included France, Norway, Austria and Argentina. Speaking of Argentina,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 7: Messi had a hat trick.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Lanel Messi Leane Messi first career World Cup hat trick ties.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: They all tie goal scoring record. I don't love that
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: goal call.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's better in Spanish so much better in Spanish,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: but he tried. I'll give him an a for effort.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: Today Portugal plays at ten am, England at one, Columbia
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: at seven.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: I'm Jeff G. And that's your sow.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Sports, Jeff.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Kevin Smith.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: Show Show. Kevin Smith is here.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: That FIFA is happening right now, right, Yeah, yeah, well people,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I guess a lot of people flying in for it
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: from other countries.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all over.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: What they're doing is they're flying and they going to
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: New York. They're staying in New York, but the games
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: are like in Jersey, Jersey, and so in their heads
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: they're like, well, New Jersey's next New York. And they're
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: trying to walk. Oh, it is impossible. It's gonna say
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: it's it is virtually impossible to walk from Manhattan to
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: East Brotherford, New Jersey without using a tunnel or a bridge,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: and they or freeway or what we call the turnpike,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: and they really frown.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: Kevin Smith is here. And if you follow Kevin on
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: social media and you see all the different things, one
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: of the things he's spending a lot of his time
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: on is this movie theater that he saved from his
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: it's his childhood movie Theater in New Jersey.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Smile.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: It was going to be the movies. It was going
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: to be condos and you do a lot of really
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: cool things there. I kind of feel, and I wanted
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: to get your your take on this. You hear a
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: lot about you know, what's what's gonna happen with the
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: movie theater. Is the movie theater going to continue to
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: be a thing or is it done? I think the
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: way that you're doing it, these experiences, people go there
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: and it's just more than just going and grabbing popcorn
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: and watching something.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: That seems to be the currency of the now. In
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: the future world of AI, everything is easy to fake
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: and whatnot. People now want live and going forward, they
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: feel like that's going to be the big thing. So
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: for years now I've I've relied on live, Like, I
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: don't just release a movie in theater. Cost too much
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: money and we'll probably die on the vine. However, if
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: I take it out, strate strategically and bring it to
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: my audience and stuff like that, and show up with
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: the movie, so I'm there backing it as well. You're
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: getting two shows for one. You know, you're getting like
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: a live show and you're getting the movie, you're getting
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: a Q and A afterwards, and it seems like that's
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: what everyone's gonna have to drive towards. So I don't
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: think in our lifetime we're gonna see a lot of
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: multiplexes built ever. Again, I think right now is what
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: we got down's apparently gonna shrink from there. Do I
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: think the movie going experience will ever go away? Absolutely not.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Do you like records, they're always be enthusiasts.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Where the record stores other than like vintage kind of shops.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: In the cities and whatnot. But also think about this,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: like when you had theater back in the day and
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: the advent of cinema threatened theater, people like, oh theater
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: is gonna go away. It just got more expensive. Exactly,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: movies are just gonna get more expensive in order to
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: make the rent. They can be like, all right, well,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: if you want your movie, you want your cinema. You
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: want to enjoy what you enjoyed years ago as a kid,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: And when you want it the old way, they're going
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: to make it. Pay through the nose thirty forty fifty
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: bucks for that experience right now, movie ticket at our
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: movie theater. We held the line for years at ten bucks.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: We finally had to go up to twelve bucks for
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: a night show and stuff during the day, it's like
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: seven you fat cats, I know, get rich, get rich
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: on a non profit movie theater.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: What do you think about movies being incorporated into things
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: like the sphere and causem like.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Brilliant, like fantastic. I mean, I know, like with The
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz at the Sphere there was some consternation
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: about like they created dwarves.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: What does that word mean?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: I'm assuming something negative.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: They were upset. Yeah, and I said dwarves. I should
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: have said munchkins. They added munchkins to the film, like
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: in order to make it go all the way around,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: they had to add stuff that wasn't there. So naturally
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: people are purists, are like, I don't want that. But
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: the idea of, you know, one more place to watch
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: a movie, particularly a movie like that which is celebrated
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: and you know, when we were kids, they put it
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: on TV once a year. It was such a big deal,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Like makes sense for a venue of that size, what
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: else are they going to do there? For heaven's sake?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then the visual and I would love to
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: see clerks on that giant well, the cause of people.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: They're doing Harry Potter stuff. That's really really cool.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: That makes sense, right. You take the movies everybody loves
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: and loves seeing in the theater and you present it
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: in new for that's what forty X kind of does,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: you know, and uh, the screen X experience. They take
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: the movie and they just amp it up, yeah, to
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: make it like for the people hanging off the edges, going,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: I don't I could watch a movie at home, but
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, but can your chair come to life
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: and shake you? And stuff like that.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: It's fun. Like going back to the nostalgia thing. I
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: went for the Back to the Future anniverse where this
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: past October they had a back in theaters and say,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: it's been forever since the eighties since I saw in
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: the theater and it's my favorite movie of all time,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: the original It's my favorite movie of all time. And
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: that was that was cool and I made it always
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: to go to the theater.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: They always do well when they put stuff up, like oh,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 6: we're gonna put Jaws back for summer. Yeah, people go
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 6: to that.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've noticed a lot of cats, like for years
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: I've been and I'm not saying they stole the idea
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: for me. But for years I've been out there tub
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: thumping with my own movies like Bring the Mouths. But
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: I just saw to stand by me kids are like
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: out on a tool to watch a movie and then
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: they chit chat afterwards, and then I'm like, you know what,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: good for them? But yeah, I'd like to whip my
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: beak a little off that stand by me money because
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: you know those screens.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Us so yeah, well, you know, you know, Kevin, You've always,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: you know, gone about things your own way to get
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: things done, like there's an obstacle, not originality, there's an
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: obstacle you figure away, like, oh well, how can we
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: do there? So many people just go, well, that's the world.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: We live in or it is what it is.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: I hate those answers we get around here in the
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: corporate world and it's like no, no, no, don't just
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: accept the no, ask the why, all right, why can't
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: this be done? And you've done a really good job
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: with that. I just saw something recent that was interesting
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: with with clerks and when you feel because so many
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: people thought and the story you ran with for a
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: long time, the black and white, the black and white
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: thing about oh well, it was an artistic choice to
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: put it in black white because that's what the surveillance
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: video from the store would have seen. Like it's I
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: had nothing to do with it at all.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: It was when we made the flick we made, we
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: shot black and white because it was inexpensive. In order
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: to shoot color, we would have had to rent a
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: completely different light package or a light package. You know.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I was content to use the fluorescence.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: From inside the store.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: But Dave Klein, who was our DP, who ps first
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: of all DP. He grew up to be the cinematographer
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: of Mandalorian and Grogu, the guy shot clerks. What a glow.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: So Dave says to me, he goes, if we shoot
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: under these lights at the pallor everyone's complexion, it can
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: be green. I said, why, he goes, because that's what
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: you get with these lights. He said, we need tungsten lights.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, I can't afford to run a new
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: lighting package. And he goes, well, that's what happens. What
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: happens if we shooting black and white. He goes, well,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: then there's no color whatsoever, so nobody looks green. And
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: so I was like, all right, let's shoot in black
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: and white. So it was purely a cost decision. And
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: so when the movie went out and played at festivals
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: and whatnot and started getting reviewed, like one of the
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: reviews I read said, the film is brilliantly shot in
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: black and white, as if from the perspective of the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: store security camera. And from then point on, whenever I
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: did interviews like why black and white, I was like, well,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I wanted to make it feel like the store security camera.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: I think he told that story on our friend Jim
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: Kurr's show.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Jim Errman, you want a legend New York.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: New York.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: I was watching the video from your appearance there ATLJ
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: What is he now? He's like four point three, Yeah,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: that's right.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: I told him I was watching The Soprano did a
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: rewatch The Sopranos, which holds up absolutely, unbelievably well man.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: But there's one episode where like in the background, you're like.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Kevin Smith is here. I want to talk
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: about your movies when we come back. I've seen a
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: lot of people talk about or do things like this,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: and I thought it was pretty fun, no doubt. Just
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: did one where they had everybody, all the you know,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: Gwen and all the people have no doubt like the
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: other band mates in a line, and they would put
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: up like two different songs and they had like pick
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: maybe step to the left or step to the right.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: And I thought, just an insight from the people who
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: made it.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: So, looking at some of your movies and I want
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: to go see, like, because there's so many to choose from,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: I wanted the narrow it down because we could be
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: here all day with how many movies you've done. But
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: all right, so I'm gonna give you six. You have
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: to pick two more to go into what we're gonna
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: do after the break, all right. So Clerk's made the
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: list because I went based on this is a ranking
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: of what they say from all your movies have the
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: biggest cultural impact.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: So Clark's was was you know on that?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: Still?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 6: What's that?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: I'm still eating out on Clerk?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: Sure, right, but I'm saying, like, so the and these
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: are in no particular order, Okay, I have Chasing Amy
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: on here, so Clerk's chasing Amy. I have mal Rats
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: on here, Zach and Mary making Porno is on here,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: Dogma clearly on there, one of my favorite movies of
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: all time. And then clerk's two because it doesn't matter
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: what okay, two more, so I've all do wild cards.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: Two wild card spots.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with uh, Tusk and Clerks three.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: Tusk and Clerks three. All right, you'll see where we're
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: going with this when we come back from the break.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: You can hang out right, you're not Is.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: This one of these ninety seconds things refused to be
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: timed again? No no, no, no, no no no, I
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: got plounced.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 6: All right, cool more, Kevin Smith.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: Next, hang it, fellow comrades and mediocrity. I want you
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: to listen very Kevin.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 6: You can all go straight to.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: Have nice I like an idiot, is not there.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: Kevin Smith. I don't think you're gonna think this is
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: very fair and allow a lot of people like artist
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: types like yourself. Well, it's like having to choose between
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: your children. These are your children, these films in your case,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: or songs from your band. That's exactly what we're asking
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: to do. We've come up little bracket style with different movies,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: and you got to pick two. You threw Tusk in
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: there and then and then Clerk's three, right, and so
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: i'mna go down the list. The bracket style so first round,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: and you have to pick one that moves on to
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: the end. We'll eventually get down to one Kevin Smith movie,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: all done by your own votes.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: So I mean, don't I don't sport. Ever, this sounds
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: like a sport thing like basketball for fake basketball, fantasy football.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 6: For fake.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: So this is like that. Yeah, you know, I'm seeing
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: a grid in my head.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: Even as a kid. You never played sports, never, never,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: not once.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing is more based on a d C comics
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: group bringing it down the ultimate hero.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: All right, all right, so uh here, well we'll start
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: tough round number one Clerks O G. Clerks or Tusk.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: That is tough because you're talking about two works of
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: striking originality, one dent to the culture more than the other.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, but this is your own personal We're just talking you.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: There's no considered nobody else's opinion. This is just Kevin Smith,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: Kevin Smith movies.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Like which movie could I watch more?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: Whichever? Like like again, this is which whichever one? Only
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: one can move on?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: Which one are you saving?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, now you put it like that. Yeah,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: no pressure, Well, I mean Clerk's humble Bragg is in
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: the Library of Congress. It's protected and the motion picture.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: Fault, so this has no consequence on anything.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Just so you know, I just wanted to say that
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: anyone didn't know that the government has deemed my first
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: film so important that.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: They have if you protected, if you went with They're
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: not going to take Clerks out of the Library of Congress.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: As well with this administration. You never know. I'm gonna say,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go old school. I'm gonna go clerks Man.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Clerks long lived the nineties, gen X forever now menas.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: I can't remember if you like or hate the word zeitgeists.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: I know you've used it a few times, but no,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: I just learned about it, like maybe a year ago. Right,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: That's why you're mad, so mad. I haven't had this
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: word before.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 6: This word out in the zeitgeist. I feel like makes
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: so many lists, gets talked about so much because it's
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: written about so much, because.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: It's so disturbing and weird your lips to God's ears.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: I hope that's the case. I I know it is
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: found an audience and found respect that was not there
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: on opening day. I assure you.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: I read those reviews.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: They were pretty unkind, But yeah, I as much as
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: I love Tusk, I gotta go old school Clerks. I
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: can't get nowhere without it.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: Other first round matchup mal Rats Mall Rats or Clerks Too.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Mallrats I love Clerks Too is my one of my
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: favorite films I've ever made. But mal Rats is a
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: snapshot of a time and place that now acts as
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: a kind of a historical document. Kids don't go to
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: the malls like that.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true, Well, Menace might argue that. Yeah, he'll argue that.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 6: The mall hap.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: Malls that happen there are. But and then there's what
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: you're talking about, a ghost town. Yeah, I've been to both,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: and it's like when we were kids, you count on
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: every weekend them all being packed, and now it's you know, scattershot.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: Dogma or Zach and Mary make a porno Dogma Dogma movie.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: I really stood the Test of time also has like
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, not like Zach and Murray doesn't have a
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: pretty all star cast with Seth and Elizabeth. But Dogma,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: come on, Alan Rickman, George Carter.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 6: You got it back.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: That was a whole battle, another battle to navigate, so.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: That's got a side quest to it. You're right, long tail, Yeah, Dogma.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: All right, Uh, Chasing Amy another one, know Near and
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: Dear to your Heart or Clerk's Three, which you put
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: in there as your wild card.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: I'm going Clerk's Three, Okay. I love Chasing Amy, but
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: it has aged poorly for some folks. That's that movie
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: used to be the umbrella movie, the thing I could
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: always open up if things got bad, like, you know,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: if they were like, eh, we made the Yogas, are
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: like yeah, but at least he made Chasing Yeah. But
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: there's a generation of folks who did not grow up
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: with that movie. That's see that movie as offensive now
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: and you can't really explain. You can try to explain,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: but it won't really be accepted that. It's like, hey,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: this movie was incredibly advanced for its time, Like when
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: it came out, it was very ahead of it.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 6: I don't like how people do that. Though.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: You can't correct the past past.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: Films or songs or whatever it is totally, but I
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: you know, I also don't want to jump on that
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: train because then you got people going yeah.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: And that's why I love Birth of a Nation.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying that's active. Kevin Smith on Kevin Smith Movies,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: Next Round Clerks or mal rats Clerks, Clerks, Yeah, Clerk's
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: three or Dogma Dogma. Now in the final Clerks or Dogma,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: only one can stand.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: It's the way it should be. Honestly, we always knew
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: it was.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: Gonna come down to this, Clerks Dogma.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: See I want to say dogma, but in the off
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: chance that Jesus is real, I can't risk that. You know,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go up to have it him.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: But I remember the time he was on a Woody show.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: You said dogma was your best word. You go to hell.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Dogma is a wonderful original movie. But at the end
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: of the day, uh, it's It's the Wizard of Oz
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: dressed up. Clerks is my magic trick. Clerks is the
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: equivalent of me pulling a quarter from behind your ear.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: It never goes old. The amount of credibility that Tusk
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: has afforded me is immense in retrospect. However, the amount
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: of credibility that Clerks has afforded me over a lifetime.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: It's just one of those things that like, because everyone
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: has had a crappy job, even if they haven't worked
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: in a convenience store, it I think winds up being
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: the most identifiable thing I've ever done, and I did
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: it when I was a part of everybody else. Now
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: like I'm a filmmaker for a living. I breathe verified
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: air and so and my movies are like, you know
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: what if Jane Solid Bob went to Mars but back
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: then boots on the ground, I was behind that same counter,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: So I was essaying life behind the counter through you know,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: a fictional filter. So that movie I think has the
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: most authenticity to it. And it's the one that, let's
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: be honest, I'm my gravestone will be like, yeah he
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: made Clerks, and I got to mention the other ones.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: We'll do that one.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: So there you go, guys, Clerks.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we always knew there was there a doubt. Did
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: you think for a second?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: I wasn't sure because I mean, I mean there's so
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: many movies that I have had such a you know,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: impact just on you personally or the stories that kind
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: of go behind it for whatever reason.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: And the one is the the lever upon which folkrum
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: of my entire career rest.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: Sure, So yeah, it makes sense always going to be Clerks. Yeah,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: somebody said I own a DVD copy of Dogma. It's
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: my comfort movie.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you recent recent purchase perhaps or the old DVD uh.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: In that movie, Atlantis Moore set one of Sammy's favorites.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 6: Do you have any good?
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have any good? Uh?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 6: Atlantis Moore set story from.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: Here that time.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not great Atlanta story, but it is
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: like a real Atlanta story.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 6: So we're we're in.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Post on Dogma and she's getting ready to write the
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: song that closes out Dogma. It's called Still Really Beautiful.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: So I go see her perform and it was in Manhattan.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: I forget which venue. I remember seeing her out here
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: at the Universal Ampitheater. Before that I went away. I
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: can't remember where I saw her. There might have been
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: the zig Field or something like that. So I wanted
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: to see her the night before. I was, you know,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: person in the crowded pretty good tickets as I knew her.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: So then I went to her hotel the next day
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: and she was going to play the song Still for
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: me for the first time. So I get to her
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: room and she's like, how was the show? I said,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought you were awesome, I said,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: but you should talk more, I said, like between songs,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: like you would just say the name of the song,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: and then you go into it. But like, you're so interesting,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: you should a little storytellers. You remember storytellers.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: That's what I was pushing.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: But she like then she was like oh, and then
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: we continue having a conversation. But she's the kind of
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: person that like, you know, if it, if it means something,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: she could come back. She's very authentic. So after like
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: two minutes of further conversation, she went back to it.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: She was like, you know what, Kevin, that really hurt
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: my feelings. I was like, what did She's like, when
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: you said that I should be speaking more between songs,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: She's gone, like it just felt critical, And I was like,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: I honestly didn't mean it to be critical. I just like,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: I think you're interesting as hell, and I just I
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: guess I was just thinking if I was the one singing,
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: I'd be doing more talking than anything else. But she
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: that like it hit her in some way, like maybe
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: she fell I explaining where I'm like, hey, it is
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: what you gotta do. Meanwhile, she's got like one of
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: the greatest highest selling albums of all time and the
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: guy who made mall rats, you know what you gotta
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: do you go, and I remember that be awkward thinking
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: about that. Whenever I see somebody after a performance, I
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: never tell him the truth.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 19: When was the last time you saw Alanison concert?
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: Let me see the last time I saw Landa's play that?
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: Because then she again, yes, so I yeah, I just
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: saw her recently.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 19: She talks so much between songs, and now she even
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 19: has shut up.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna take credit for it, but perhaps that
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: you know, stuck in her cross forever. She's like, I'll
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: show him. But I have seen like online because people
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: shoot concerts her just like holding a four minute convers.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's full on play in between songs.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: I love that, so so well spoken. So it's like
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: to me, I wasn't saying like you're doing it wrong.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: I was just like, I would love it if you
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: just talk between songs. Years later, I was, you know,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: I grew up in Jersey, so Springsteen's in the blood,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: whether you choose him or not. Right, But I went
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: to see Springsteen on Broadway when he was doing that
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: show years ago, and that I was like, now I've
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: been sleeping on this Springsteen my whole life. Because never
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: mind the songs, like you know, the songs I'd heard
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: my whole life. He just talked between each one and
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: he was so damn entertaining. I was like, wow, this
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: guy gets And then I'm like, oh, because he's been
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: in front of audiences for decades now. His storytelling was
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: like unparallel.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I dig it, I dig it. When there's like
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: you kind of get the story behind the story, the
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: story behind the song, the song that you know, like
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: how all then you it all ties together, like ah,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: there was an old radio guy and uh and that's
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: the rest of the story. Remember that guy. Yeah, Yeah,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: what's what's his name? Steve Harvey, Steve Harvey, not Steve Harvey,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: Harvey Harvey, damn and Harvey. The rest of the story.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's a damn hard Carvey bitch. That's how a
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 11: flailing good day.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: Boundaries, boundaries, that that.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: Guy was a storytelling everything. But you have this thing
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, like whoa, there's like that
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: wow moment.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's some pretty cool that are like I
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear nobody, so I want to hear
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: the songs. I'm there to rock out or I'm there
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: to dance and stuff, And I understand that, But you
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: know me, I'm more of like, who invented? What made
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: it work? What is the story beyond that? Well?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: Kevin Smith signing his new comic Jays of Future Past.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: He and Uh and Jason Muse, Jane Silent Bob at
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: the Weed Shop seventy ninety five Hollywood Boulevard. This is
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: tomorrow at four pm. They also have his new marijuana products,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: them the Banana Hammock. I still smell in the studio. Yeah, kids,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: Very and more wishing about that with me could be
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: found on our social media also Kevin Smith's social media. Now, Kevin,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: before you go, yes, are you opening for one more
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: ninety second round? I?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But I do tell you I'm feeling real test
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: subject now, feel like a rabbit.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: We're digging in. We're digging in with any game. I'm
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: a game player here here we are.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 6: All right? Kevin?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: Would you rather be in a small group or a
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: big crowd?
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: Big crowd?
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: So, do you plan ahead or do you wing it?
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: Wing it?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: Introvert or extrovert?
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: Good question. I think I'm an introvert who forces himself
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: to be an extrovert through his job.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: Same rewatch a favorite or discover something new a favorite.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: Are you an optimist or a realist optimist? Would you
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: uh rather be understood or be remembered?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 6: Be remembered, be remembered.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: Would you rather direct Batman or direct a Batman? Or
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: direct a Star Wars film?
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 6: From Batman?
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: Batman?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: It doesn't take as much imagination. I don't think I
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: have enough imagination to pull off a Star Wars let alone.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: A Batman, But with the right amount of banana hammock,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: I think maybe it. Yeah, and you're one last question.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: Would you rather follow your passion or follow your talent?
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: I think my passion because I don't even after all
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: this time, I still don't even know what my talent is.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: I think I'm a really good foosball player, but I
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: didn't manage to turn that into Yeah, you know what
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: Kevin Smith, everybody, You're always been live here many games. Yeah, well, thanks,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: I appreciate you coming in, thanks for having and thanks
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: for thanks for playing along with us.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that on the voyage of the game right
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: show changed today in Pivotal when the moment happened, you
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: weren't you were part of it? About years from now though,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: remember when they didn't do the ninety second.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: And every once in a while you have your faith
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: in humanity restored.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 6: Rarely.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like if you've ever left something somewhere and it
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: was where you left it, or you've dropped a wallet
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: or something like that, you've gotten it back. This guy
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: in Arizona found a credit card left at the gas station,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: like in the you know, the pump reader or whatever,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: and uh went to work to return the card to
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: its owner.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, track them down, Yeah, track track them down.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: The guy had accidentally left the card behind while traveling
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: to go play golf. And uh, I don't know if
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: this happened to him before, but this person was Alice,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: Alice Cooper.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: Wow, it was.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: It was Alice Cooper's credit card and he left it
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: in the gas pump.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 6: Some came out.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: Is that his name?
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: It's on the card, Alice Cooper, the government.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 6: Name, legal name, Yeah, who knows.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but Vincent is that his name?
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: I doubt it, says Alice Cooper on the car, Alice.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 6: To choose he did?
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 5: He did, legally change it?
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: He did?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, came out.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: You get to the the gas pump and there's a
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: card in there, and you look and Alice Cooper. Yeah,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: so he realized it was Alice Cooper's and he went
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: there and returned the card. He got a signed copy
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: of one of his albums. I guess I thought it
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: was very nice.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was very nice.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: There's another story in the news, and you know, Kevin
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: Smith was, you know, talking about how he was trying
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: to give Atlantis moore Set some constructive criticism because he
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: went to the show and he wasn't like even like
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: criticizing necessarily. She asked, how do you like the show?
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: How did you like the show? And he said, oh,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: it was great, And he said you should talk more
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: between the songs instead of just saying, well, here's ironic
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: and then playing ironic.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: And then she came back to it later and said,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: you know, I really didn't I really didn't like that feelings. Yeah,
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: and he was he was trying to be helpful. I'm
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: not sure what the point here was that this guy
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: was just like a constructive criticism or he was just
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: leaving a review. But there is an ice cream shop
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: in Alabama. This woman and her husband. It's a brand
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: new ice cream shop. They opened it and they were
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: unhappy with a customer's online review. In the review, I
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: guess the customer said he didn't like their decorations, like
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: the way that the shop was decorated. And I guess
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: they also they messed up his order, right, so he
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: left them a little constructive criticism.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen exactly what he wrote, so I don't
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: know how issue this guy was in his comments. But
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: either way, this husband and wife could never work here
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: with like reading texts and things like that. You gotta
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: stay off you gotta stay offline, man, because they tracked
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: this guy down. They didn't didn't like the comments, and
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: they tracked the guy down. Here's a here's a little
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: bit of how that one.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 18: Pick up every day and you choose to be a
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 18: little I know you're recording me right now.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to talk to you.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: You just asked me to talk to you.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 11: I'm standing here talking to you, Zach holl and my husband.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: That's the last thing they want to do.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, imagine you went to an ice cream store.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: You never thought about it again.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you made well, you made the comment.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 6: You love the review.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: There's a new place in town, and I'm gonna you know,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna leave my two cents, hey, and that's it.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: But all of a sudden, now here are the owners
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: out of nowhere, like you're just going about your life.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: Now Here are the owners that just show up.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: Well, if you got something to say, saved in my face.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: And I guess they came in hot, you know, because
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: he's the one that took out his phone.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 6: He's the one. So it's the guy who left the review,
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 6: who's the one recording every day and.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 5: You choose to be a little I know you're recording
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: me right now.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to talk to you.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 6: You asked me to talk to you.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: I'm standing here talking to you.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: Zach call and my husband.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: That's the last thing they want to do is talk.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, well you know where you live.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: I've spoke with your mom.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 6: I've got your phone number.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: Somebody that you messaged on Facebook.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: Dating game.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: Going to do about her.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: She's not gonna do anything, but she.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: Gave me your biological government name.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 19: So now I.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: Cangress charges on the work. Don't you ever ever worry
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: about the local scoop again?
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, don't you man? Don't you ever worry about the
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 3: local scoop ever?
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: Again?
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 4: I can't do Damn, I've already forgotten. I was about
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: to praise them for standing on business, but yeah, like,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 4: get a little too far away.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: They they knocked his phone out of his hand. They
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: stomped on it. Oh my god, what do you what
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 3: are you talking about?
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 6: The leave?
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: You leave them, you leave a review. You can't turn
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: around and sue somebody for that. I mean, I guess
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: you could try. People couldn't sue for anything.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, if there was some slander in there, some
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 4: information that was not true, then yeah.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: I didn't like the decorations.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 6: Nothing.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: In the context of a review, I would think you
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: could pretty much say anything you want other than I
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: walked in there and they were having an orgy with kids.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: Anything, Yeah, but anything that has to do with like
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: the ice cream or the experience, any of that stuff.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: Because it's in a review form, so it's very clear
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: that this is being all editorialized.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but she got his biological government name.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 9: What she did the thing that everybody fantasizes about and
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 9: then doesn't because it's.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: A terrible idea.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: She just went a little too far while somebody here
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: got arrested, and guess who it was. It wasn't the
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: guy leaving the review. Yeah, it was the woman and
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: the husband who owned the local scoop.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 20: Yeah, douchebags didn't have a good experience, so I wrote
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 20: a bad review. I didn't think nothing of it until
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 20: she reminded me of it. She saw it to me,
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 20: touched my torso three times.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: She not thrown out of my hand, touched my torso
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: three times. She laid herself on my torso.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 20: She saw it to me, touched my torso three times.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 20: She knocked the phone out of my hand and pretty
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 20: much destroyed the back of it, kicked it under my car.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 6: Yep, hyperbolic.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's how it goes to the local scoop.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 6: That'll learn them.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: Where is this added, have a scoop of mint chip
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 3: and take it easy? Where it's in Alabama? Yeah, how's
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: the reviews looking?
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: Local scoop? What sucks ice creams?
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 4: There's other places called the local scoop, so.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 6: Well if you find Alabama.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but I'm just saying, like, you know, when
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: stories like this bring uh other people get caught up
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 4: in it. That's happening with like this, uh this lego business.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 4: Because there's like a lego. So it's in Baymonette, b
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 4: A Y. And then M I N E T T E. Yeah,
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 4: local scoop. Yeah, here's the lady.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so type in Bay type in bay Minette. On
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: the reviews said, wait, if I'm sure they're really good
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: about that? The very friendly service.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah here, the follow up is good. Oh, there's a
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 9: public attention alert on this one and a lot of ones.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 9: There's the one good review is from one of the
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 9: other family members and friends. Tasted like many others I've had.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 9: I guess it's hard to mess that up. Let's see,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 9: here's another one star. Owners are very unprofessional.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 5: Ice cream. Just decent employees, bad attitude. Yeah, there's there's
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 5: a couple of reviews here. It's awful, it tastes.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: Some of it taste greedy, okay, probably gritty.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, it is greedy.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they better they.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: Better be careful though, yeah, because then they'll come down
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: with the wrath and you will never and I mean never.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: Ever worry about the local scope again.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's right.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: I won't more.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: What he shows next, actually at.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 5: Myself for allowing it to have it.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 3: Right back, show the question is is it worth an ish?
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: You may have heard about something we've talked about. Uh,
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: you know, Greg got inspired by my purchase of that
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: cardboard box.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 6: Cardboard saw what you want?
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to break down all those Amazon boxes and things
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 3: like that. That thing turned out to be pretty great.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: Is it worth an ish? And Greig says yes, And
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: other people bought it and they saw it, and you
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: might not want to spend money on it right away
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: until you know somebody who actually has tried these things.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: Now the thing I have for you here today, ladies
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: and gentlemen, is it worth an ish? And we're gonna
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: put on a demonstration of this item. I didn't know
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: they still sold this thing. Nope, I had no idea
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 3: it was still a thing and founded on Amazon. It
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: showed up a couple days later, ladies and gentlemen, it's
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: presto salad shooter. I forget like how it came up
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: in the conversation about like, yeah, then here, Jeff, you
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 3: want to bring in the salad shooter?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: So this is this?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: Comes in the Can you like fully explain like what
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: a shot salad shooter does? Like it's like it would
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: be something similar. Oh, I know, what we're talking about.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 3: We were talking about how someone hurt themselves using they
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: call a mandolin. It's a slicer, yeah, and you can
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: use it to make Julianne cuts. You can use it
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: to make waffle cuffs super thin. And it's mom not really,
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: this is like just this is more of a home thing.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: This is more of a home thing you're thinking about,
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 3: like the like the deli meat slicer, that's different. This
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: is just almost this is a ramp flat with a
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 3: guillotine a super sharp like a razor on it. Yeah,
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: Like why did you almost hurt yourself on a jeff or?
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 6: Like I've cut myself several.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: Times over there like it.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've gone to the emergency.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: And then you said your mom had one of these
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 3: salad shooters.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: I grew up eating salad that was shot onto my plate.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 9: So it's slices, it's like, yeah, it's like a it's
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 9: like a shread hyper electric shredder.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: So it looks like if you had like a like
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: a handheld mixer right and you turned it, you know, lengthwise,
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: standing straight up instead of having the beaters on it,
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: there's just a big opening where it poops out the
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: sliced vegetables or you know, cheese, fruits or whatever they Now.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: One thing when I opened it up Grego like this,
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: it says you can use it to slice bananas, because
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: that's difficult, real hard. But what comes to like shredding
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: stuff to make a grown coal slaw like cabbage or
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: you're they show it like, uh, you're making a pizza
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: and you can make nice slices.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: Shoot the topic, like the cheese.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: You can throw like a block of cheese in there, Okay,
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: because I was about to say, I'm like, we're going
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: with more salad stuff like that.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 5: Oh no, right, what else I would think that like
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: if it's like cheese, it might jam it.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: We're going to find out out, okay, because there's different
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: different attachment attachment.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 5: Oh I don't remember that we only have to veggies,
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: So the slicer's in there, and look, if you want
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: to change it out, you just take the thing out
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: and you put it in there and then you put
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: this ring on the outside and it locks.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 6: See Okay, Yeah, now you can make it more of
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 6: like a coal slot type thing or just slices thing.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 5: It looks and sounds eighties.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 10: Now.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: One thing I don't Okay, one thing, one thing I
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: don't like about it is that it's corded. They could
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: have updated it and they could have made it like
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 3: a wireless joint charger.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a hair dryer.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 3: That sounds like a lot for salad.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 6: Kind of pain in the ass to clean as.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 3: We have like a thing for Okay, good, okay, so
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 3: we have some different things. Is it worth an ish
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: the Presto salad shooter?
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 6: Let me get this out of it. I'm so excited.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: What would you like to try first?
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 6: Here?
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: Greg? Like the I got pepperone, I would do a veggie.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're thinking we should start with that. Is that
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 6: a cucumber?
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: Right there?
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 6: Cucumber? Let's try that because that's what you see in
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 6: the commercial all the time. And I want to know
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 6: how fast it shoots.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: So what you do is you you take this and
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: you put it into the hopper.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 5: See yeah like that?
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, here, I'll move I'll move these over here we're
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: doing we're doing a demonstration.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 6: We'll have the video for you to be able to
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 6: see it.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 3: All right, I turn it on right and why okay,
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: look at those look at those slices.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 6: Okay, intact paper thin. Look at that, Greg, Okay, that
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 6: is quite impressive.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: You could see through those That is how quickly that
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 5: was done.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: So look refreshing cucumber minutes you like it, it's not.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: It's Chrispin refreshing.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 6: Okay, was just incredibly impressed with that.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here goes the carrot.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 6: Carrot, carrots slices.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: Look at that.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 6: I didn't know it was a two hand operation that
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 6: you have to push.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 3: Well, could you push down on the feeder?
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: Put yours in there?
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 6: I always thought it went through the backside and went
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 6: straight in carrot from the top.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 5: Look like Julian I always I only remember it is shredded.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: I feel like one of those guys who do the demonstrations,
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: like you have to pick it up and massage it. Yeah,
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: now what else do we do?
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, so we're here, we're gonna we're gonna shred the
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: cheese and we're gonna shred the potato.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: Are you going to use the same attachment here strawberries.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 6: Because I'm kind of curious about that. Seems like we're
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 6: just mush Yeah.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 5: Well, let's into jelly.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let me put a few of these bad bitches.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: If you can do strawberry slices. That's pretty cool for
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: your charcouterie board with strawberries. Here we go, Oh, okay,
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 3: it kind of srapped it out.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: It's working something finally edible.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 6: I kind of crapped it out.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 5: But it's paper thin. It's strawberries.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: You know what, maybe if I did one at a time,
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 3: I think, because maybe I did the multiples, I don't know.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 6: That kind of gummed it up a bit. Here. What
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 6: is that apple?
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 3: This is this is the onion you wouldn't want to
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: do well, I guess it'll kind of come apart anyway we'll.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 5: Do yeah, really shoving it in there?
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, here we go.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 5: I don't see anything.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's crapping out the rest of the strawberry.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 5: That's why here red strawberry onions.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 1: I thought we almost broke it.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 3: Now, No, you know, you know what that would have
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: been good for first of all, clean it out first, guys.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: That's a pro tip. Yeah yeah, but like, look at
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: these onions the way that they shred. Look at that
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 3: Greg like that that would be great for sandwich or
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: if you want to throw them in a in a
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 3: pan or whatever and start like to reduce infomercy.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 5: Looks like you're on the aisle end at Costco.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: Is this TikTok?
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 11: This is where?
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 3: This is where we switch out?
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 5: This is where Yeah, this is where we want a
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 5: new attachment.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 1: Let's get it.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 6: Let me get this attachment out there. Easily switch out
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 6: the attachment.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 2: There we go.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 5: Otherwise just like a little hollow, no hole.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 6: Okay, there we go.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 4: I think it's starting to get jacked up.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 6: Strawberry. Yeah, okay, here we go.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna put the shredder attachment.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is one I remember.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 6: Okay, now this is what cheese?
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 5: Okay, cheddar, I would just do the one block.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll do the one block and we'll shred.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: We'll shred the cheese.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 5: Not that it's difficult to go to the Storegreg and
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 5: buy shredded shoe, but this difference. But don't you do
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 5: it yourself?
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 6: Now here's here's one of my criticisms, just witnessing this
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 6: in person. Yeah, you have to start with a relatively
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 6: small amount.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna do it.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 6: You gotta just do cheese and another cheese.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 3: But it goes so quickly, it does. Let's see if
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: I if I want to do both these blocks of cheese.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 3: And this is as Ryan Seacrest say, tillamok.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 6: Cheddar, here we go.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 3: Let's tread the cheese.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 9: That's way better than I thought it would be with
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 9: relative ease.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, And let me get the other boy, like.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 5: I thought that was gonna make it mushy.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 6: Look at that.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 3: Oh that's lovely.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 5: That is that's nice.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 3: That is lovely.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 6: Okay, Greg, So so far we got it. Cheese salad.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 3: Look at that.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 6: That's perfect cheese.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 5: And you know what, guys, it's oh wow, delicious.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 3: The tillamook really hits. Now, what goes on top of
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 3: cheese when you're making a pizza? Perhaps some pepperoni which
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: you can slice up, but in the thought a meat product.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: But Greg, in the morning, you have some potatoes?
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 6: What should I make? How about some wh what about
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 6: some hash brown? Yeah?
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 5: My god, he's a real pitch man.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 3: But could it be easier to shred the presto salad
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 3: shooter on the shred setting. Look at the way this
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: potato shreds. If we want to just mix this with
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 3: the cheese, we'd really be onto something. But here, I'll
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 3: throw you another big bitch potato in there.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 6: Here you would think it would just be a big
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 6: white Next.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: Now, let's pizza.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 6: Let me let me show you this shred and just
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 6: that's a fine shred.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 3: Look at that shred, Greg, Would this not make the
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 3: world's most delicious hashbread.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 6: If I knew how to make my wood?
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 3: You know what, guys, I think the Presto salad shooter
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 3: is a win.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 4: It's worth an affiliately, No, I guess we could.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 6: We could meat product.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I do the meat. That's the one thing
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 5: I'm not convinced of. Are you know, slicer or theer.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna use the I'm gonna.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 5: Use the what you might call it the slicer.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 6: The slicer.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want to slicer my finger off.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 6: Do you think the clapper still exists?
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 5: Clap clapper? Yeah, well, now you don't need a clapper
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 5: because you.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 6: Have it on your everything else. I had one of
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 6: those in the day and if I coughed, the lights
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 6: are gone. Yeah, okay, that's locked in. This is now
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 6: which attachment.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: This is the slicer because we want we want slices
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 3: of the pepperoni on our pizza.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 5: On our imagination pizza.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go Presso salad shooter. How do we
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 3: do with pepperoni? Let's see, I seen it. I haven't
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 3: seen anything. Okay, this is this is not.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 5: About Yeah, what's going on in there?
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 1: You can kind of see you gotta press harder, press harder.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 6: No, maybe with less four.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 5: This is an operator error. This is meat error.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 6: I don't think it likes. I don't think. I think
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 6: it chokes much like Gina and huh.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 3: I think it chokes on the meat.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, but that's a failure. Hands look look at like, yeah,
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 9: that's a fail Everything else.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 5: Though, amazing.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 6: So that was the same attachment as the cucumber.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a slicer.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 3: Liked the slicer. I wouldn't go. I wouldn't go with
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 3: the pepperoni on that one.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 6: You can just use an old fashioned knife.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 5: I wonder if it was cooked already. I saw that
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 5: cold and soft is not cooked.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 6: I mean what happened to the meat is what we
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 6: thought would happened. That just jamm jammed up, gumb it up.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 3: Well, the Presso salad shooter you got?
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 6: Is it worth an ish?
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: I think it's worth it.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 6: That's just fun.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fun.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 3: I agree with menace it does sound like it's dying,
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 3: but it's clearly a workhorse.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: It really is.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 6: Oh you know what, here's the other thing that might
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 6: be a problem.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think if we clean Oh it was stuck.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 3: You think I think if we cleaned the chamber out
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: here between going from carrots to you know, potato to
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 3: strawberry to sausage.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 6: Maybe, how are you supposed to clean that?
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 3: Well, there's instructions for that. You get it to your wife.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: That's where you've out your hand over hands your wife.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 6: Big question here is how much did the Presto Salad
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 6: Shooter set you back? That's a great question, Greg, because
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 6: on your official website, I don't know if you've got
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 6: a good deal or not. They have it. What's that.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 4: Amazon steep They have it for forty six oh one?
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 6: Okay, so don't buy it directly through go Prestoh.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because when I when I ordered this thing, my
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 3: wife goes, did you order a salad shooter?
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 1: I got?
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 6: I did?
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 5: Do you think this is goes?
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 3: Why I I just it's it's for work.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 5: We shoot a lot of salad here.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Presto salad Shooter. I'm trying to go back
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 3: she orders so much stuff. I'm still scrolling guys. Geez,
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 3: I feel her salad here, let's see salad shooter. Can't
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 3: you search your there's a search search.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 6: All order orders, salad.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: Orders.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 3: They look impressed by it again.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 6: I got it for They have it at fifty four
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 6: ninety nine.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fifty dollars.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 5: I don't know, twenty five for sure.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's worth fifty bucks.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 6: No, I have one.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 5: So in the end of the day, it's not worth itsh.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 3: No, it is worth. It doesn't mean it does work.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 3: It's what is it worth to you? You know all
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 3: that slicing. People don't like this, especially when you're trying
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 3: to get like a nice uniform.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 5: I get it.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 6: I was most happy with the cucumberund Yeah, those.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 5: Are pretty.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 3: With the service, you had another reminder that Sunday is
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: Father's Day.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, oh yeah, let's go.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, all right, So what's gonna happen? They just
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 6: rename it?
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is your kids gonna do anything?
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 2: For real?
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 4: Are they going to try to take you to dinner
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 4: or something? No, that's your choice, are by.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 3: Their probably both? But if I had to guess Yeah, Jeff,
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 3: you had said that all you wanted was just kind
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 3: of like a day off the clock. Yeah, just to
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 3: And how's that working out.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 1: It's not working out at at all.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 7: Why because of a stupid basketball coach that scheduled two games,
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 7: not one, but two deep into the valley over here
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 7: that I have to attend when they're like three hours apart.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm there all day.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 7: Scheduled games on Fathers For some reason, they think that
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 7: I want to be there. Yeah, it brings a great
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 7: pride to watch my son play basketball.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 3: Which it does, but at the same time, it's like,
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 3: it'd be nice to have a day off exactly.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 6: It's Father's Day.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, two basketball games and three hours apart, not even rude,
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 3: at least at the same location, or you have to then,
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 3: you know, pick up at one place and go to
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 3: a different place.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: No, no, thank god.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 7: They're at the same location, which is cool, But it
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 7: means that my meal in between will be like fast food. Right,
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 7: Nothing says Father's Day like fast food.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my buddy was told.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 3: My buddy was told that he is grilling on Father's
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 3: Day for the family. Yeah, So not only is it
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 3: Father's Day and like forget going out. You're gonna make dinner.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 6: I've been guilty of that where I make Dad make
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 6: the steaks or something on Father's Day. Yeah, I gots
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 6: but you're making it doing it right.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 5: That's what they tell us.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 3: They love it. It's like my wife loves making peanut
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 3: butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids and sending them
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 3: off with their meal and yeah, just loves making sure
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 3: they're nourished.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 6: And often they're doing what they want to on Mother's Day.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 6: That's what they want to do. Yeah.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 3: Man, I got friends that are in that that travel
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 3: sports life or the dance life, like uh, you know,
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 3: dance competitions and stuff, and they're gone entire weekends. Oh
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 3: it's Memorial Day. Well we're gone for three days. They
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 3: got it, and they got travel to it, and it's
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 3: an all day, all night thing.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 4: F that to our friend Julianne, she has kids that
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 4: are in softball and like every weekend there's somewhere.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah in the country.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 5: It's a different state.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 3: And this is where you screw up. You sign your
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 3: kids up for this travel sports stuff and it's unnecessary.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 3: They can still and it still means, yeah, they could
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 3: still play sports. They could still do that. They can
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 3: still do something, you know where, It's not like you're
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 3: going out of town and spending an entire weekend at
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 3: a tournament.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 5: What's wrong with up the street right exactly? Is that broken?
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 3: Nothing? Well, there's nothing wrong with that. Are the kids
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 3: going pro? Don't with the wells?
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 6: I hear it.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 5: I'm saying the.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 19: Competition is that you need more competition than the kids
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 19: up the street because you might be able to collect
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 19: enough people in one town for a tea and then
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 19: you have to go play other people that are.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 5: Good and if you can go, they don't have to
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 5: be across like you can only stay in town for
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 5: so long?
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 3: Why because it's for fun?
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 1: You played everybody.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, competition, there's not a high enough level of competition.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 3: For certain high enough level.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 4: Well more or let's go to college sports.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 3: Ninety nine point nine percent of kids aren't going to
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 3: do anything outside of whatever recreation, school ly kind of
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 3: thing that they're doing.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, but they can't.
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying they're going to go pro, but they
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 3: can at least get good enough where they can get
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 3: some of their college covered.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 5: So can't they go to another county they have to
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 5: go to three states.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 3: Over Well, you can speak more to this, Jeff, because
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 3: your your son's playing on scholarship.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 7: They always tell you on these tournaments, but college coaches
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 7: will be there, they'll be watching. You have to go,
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 7: you know, and I've never seen one college coach any
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 7: of them.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 3: Well, how did your son end up playing ball overseas?
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 1: Well, we hustled, and you know, we put his videos
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: out there. We got a touch with people, et cetera.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 1: So like we we pushed it.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 7: You know, it wasn't some magic college coaches showed up
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 7: on its side.
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 1: But going to.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 4: Father's Day at the same point, you had to go
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 4: play better players to get better video, right, to send
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 4: out to.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 19: People, and to even become better, you have to have
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 19: better competition to become a better player yourself.
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 3: Look, plenty of people do it. I'm just giving the
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 3: other side of the argument because it's how like you know,
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 3: some people argue what you know, breastfeed or formula. Right,
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 3: You're gonna make your decision, and most people will make
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 3: the argument for breastfeeding. Now, most people will make the argument,
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, I'm gonna send my kids to this traveled
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 3: team and I'm willing to do this because my kids
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: and blah blah blah blah. For whatever reason, or maybe
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 3: it's the thing. I'm just giving some light to the
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 3: other side of the pillow.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 6: That's all. You don't have to do it. This reminds
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 6: me of friends I have. I don't know why you
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 6: do it. Like we're going out to dinner tonight, but
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 6: we gotta go now because the restaurant's like forty five
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 6: minutes away. You know where else there's a restaurant, right.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you sign yourself up. There's some parents, man,
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 3: they they overschedule the kids with things, but then they
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 3: complain about how much running around they're doing. I'm like, well,
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 3: why don't you draw the line to the number of activities. Yeah,
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 3: the to fix that, you don't have to do four
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 3: different activities because each thing has at least one sometimes
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 3: two or more into practices or whatever it is per week.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 4: Also, to counteract my own argument about the college thing,
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 4: if you break down, like all the money they've spent
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 4: over the years to do this stuff, like he could
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 4: the college.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's true. My son just made the high school
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 3: hockey team. We spent just on the jerseys and it's hockey.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 3: So there's a couple of other piece of no, not
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 3: even the stick, No, this is just the uniform. Just
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 3: the stuff he needed for the uniform was seven.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 6: Hundred dollars, yeah, white COOCHI. Yeah, because there was a.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 3: There's a home jersey and away jersey, and then like
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 3: you need the shells for that's like the like what
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 3: they wear, like kind of the hockey pants and like
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 3: a couple of socks and yeah, so for home and
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 3: away versions of that, total was like six hundred and
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 3: ninety bucks. Right, So there's that. Then to register him
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 3: for the team was another like thirty two hundred dollars
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 3: to yeah register, yeah play.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 5: Oh no, Greg, we didn't realize he was in the NHL.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, right, so to write his name down.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's insane, right.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 7: Gina, you're gonna hate this. But they charge you to
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 7: play in AAU tournaments. And then just if you want
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 7: to get in to see your son, they charge you admissions.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 5: Right, a ticket to see my own kids.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah at twenty five bucks apiece.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true to hilarious. Yeah, and then they tried
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 3: getting a drink while you're there.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what I was talking about Julianne's kid and the
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 4: softball thing we're talking about like a twelve year old
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 4: the bat four hundred dollars.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, crazy, Yeah right, I mean hockey. Obviously there
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 3: are cheapest sports, but that's why people play soccer.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 6: It's a ball.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 4: And I told her, I go, Also, you got to
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 4: you got a gang of kids. You drive a freaking suburban.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 4: You're driving to all these places?
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know how much fuel a suburban?
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 1: Tex saying it's crazy.
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 3: Mom's running on Starbucks for h three day tournament weekend.
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 5: That's a different kind man.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 1: Man have kids, they.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 3: Said, Yeah, more fun than goner Rihea.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 17: I mean I've had gone a few times, and I say,
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 17: I haven't had gone show.
• 1:58:09
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  Speaker 6: And tomorrow is.
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  Speaker 3: Also going to be a throwback Thursday. And Greg your
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  Speaker 3: favorite theme? Oh really of the entire year?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Summer?
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  Speaker 1: Ah?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, because summer officially begins. I think it's Sunday.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you're right.
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  Speaker 3: It is the first official day of summer. So it's
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  Speaker 3: a summer theme Throwback Thursday tomorrow here on The Woody
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  Speaker 3: Show on All ninety eight to seven. Anything got for
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  Speaker 3: uced the meantime, you can leave on the after hours
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  Speaker 3: voicemail the numbers eight seven, seven forty four Woodie. You
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  Speaker 3: can also find us follow us on social media. Look
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  Speaker 3: for us there at the Woody Show. Yep, all right,
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  Speaker 3: Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, abs are great, but apple fritters are greater. That
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  Speaker 6: was it? That's it? Okay, Yeah, that's just maybe there's
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  Speaker 6: no just a simple fact. It's just a statement of fact. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a that's Greg's favorite. He does he does
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  Speaker 3: love a good apple fritter.
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  Speaker 6: My god, it's like cry good.
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  Speaker 3: When the last time you've allowed yourself one, I had.
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  Speaker 6: A piece of one when SeaBASS brought in donuts about
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  Speaker 6: a month ago.
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  Speaker 3: You're discussed, agreed, all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, thank you so much for giving the One
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  Speaker 3: Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
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  Speaker 3: we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
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  Speaker 3: you guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here
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  Speaker 3: on Thursday. Have a great day. SMD double M. I
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  Speaker 3: quit this bitch.