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ICYMI: No Wheels, No Brakes, No Problem: Friday's Wildest Stories
Friday night news that earns its place at the table: a truck driver hauled a trailer from Embrun to Ottawa missing ten of its twelve wheels, with no brakes and an unsecured fastener on the two that remained. He was headed to a scrapyard. Police found him first.
Elsewhere, a man launched a speedboat off a thirty-foot waterfall in a Guinness record attempt that Guinness does not actually track. The boat now has a dent. So does the record. And the US Pentagon is handing out White House UFC tickets only to service members who clear a waist-to-height ratio check. Fat troops, per the Defence…
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