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Suburban Werewolf: Four Spoiled College Kids Create Something Unspeakable While the College Professor Was on Vacation! · The Podcaster's Voice

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  Get down. Get down. Get down on the ground. This
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  is your third and final warning. Get down. Bullets
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  started to fly. A young college student was on
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  the verge of dying. This will be the first homicide
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  at Pisa College in 26 years. A young man came
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  running out of the lab. Screaming in pain. His
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  mouth was twice as big. his original size, and
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  he had hair growing from his tongue. The older
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  couple that lived across the street belonged
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  to the neighborhood watch for years. They had
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  company over that night, so they were uplayer
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  than usual. The couple thought it was some silly
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  kid playing, and they did not think much was
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  wrong. They did not know that this was the first
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  of many frightening incidents that hit their
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  wealthy community. She is a graduate of Wright
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  State University, who was currently working in
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  the human resource field until she retired last
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  year. She currently resides in Dane, Ohio, her
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  birthday. Her hobbies are standing, sewing, making
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  shoes, traveling, and watching sports. Fifth
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  is the bourbon werewolf. The last, chapter one,
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  was the first college student to want to experience
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  the change. Remember the phrase, the change.
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  On December 23rd, 2009, Brad, Theo, and Angie,
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  and Tommy talked about ending their boredom.
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  They had all of the latest electronic gadgets,
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  nice cars, and clothes from the top designers.
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  They are spoiled college kids, and most of them
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  try almost every kind of drug and alcohol. On
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  this night, They talked about trying a life -changing
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  experiment. Brad was one of the top kids in his
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  class. He is majoring in chemistry at Cecil University
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  in New Hampshire. Theo was the only black senior
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  at Cecil University. He ranked fifth in his class.
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  He was able to get in college through a recommendation
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  from her mother's boyfriend, who was a politician,
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  Tommy. is a pothead who is very good at chemistry
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  and math. Professor Harris trusted Brad with
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  the keys to the lab. Brad would lock up the lab
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  after everyone left school at the end of the
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  day. Brad always stayed after school and worked
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  on his current experiments. He was secretly developing
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  some crazy formula while the professor was sleeping
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  in his room that he created located behind the
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  lab. See? Professor Harris is an alcoholic. No
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  one knew about his secret until Brad walked in
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  to the lab fifteen minutes early one morning.
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  The professor was on his knees with his face
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  on the carpet sucking some kind of liquid out
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  of the carpet hair. He was talking to the carpet.
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  He said, you better give me my great goose back.
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  Here are your Shaki behind the part. They had
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  Shaki carpet. Slowly. and finally back out of
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  the room trying to keep from bursting out laughing.
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  Brad thought that the situation was funny and
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  sad at the same time. Brad left the lab and did
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  not return until the class period started. The
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  professor's wife did not even know about it.
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  He only drank on the job when he went out of
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  town for college conference. During the holiday
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  break, the professor went on a cruise with his
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  wife to the West Indies island. While he and
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  his wife were at the airport, he realized that
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  he forgot to get the key from Brad. Remember,
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  he trusted Brad to lock up the lab every day.
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  This was against school policy to even let a
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  student work in the lab alone. And it was worse
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  to give a student a key to the lab. You know
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  why the professor did this? Because he wanted
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  to drink. He had more love for his alcohol. then
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  the rules of the school, and his wife. Brad began
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  working on the formula to transform himself into
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  some other form of being about two months ago.
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  He was not sure what he was making or what he
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  was going to be, but he knew that he was going
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  to be something other than himself. He came up
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  with this crazy idea after watching Frankenstein
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  one Friday night when Angie was mad at him and
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  had not answered his calls for a week. Brad started
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  mixing some Louis When he was trying to crack
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  a formula for the professor, this formula came
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  out wrong. It spilled on his shirt and burned
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  a hole by his belly. The formula slightly touched
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  his skin, but it did not burn. Brad thought that
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  if he could dilute the acidity mix, he would
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  be fine. He decided to ingest it or rub it on
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  his body. Brad, and his not -so -smart buddy,
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  decided to meet at the lab. the night the professor
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  left for his class. Brad arrived at the lab first
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  and began mixing some things together. About
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  45 minutes passed when he realized Angie, Tommy,
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  and Phil never showed up. Brad called Phil and
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  said, What up, man? Are you going to college,
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  Tommy, or what? Phil replied, I'm not coming.
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  I don't really want to be doing something that
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  I said I am not or getting in trouble. for going
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  to the lab unsupervised. You chicken shit. Where's
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  Tommy? I left him at the Hava Cafe on campus.
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  He was talking about smoking some weed. He wanted
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  to stab the lab so that he would be able to go
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  through. But he would ask Brad, where's your
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  head... Eric. Error headed girl. Freaky man.
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  She is good in bed though. At least I don't have
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  to choke my own chicken. And then he opened him
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  back up again. Because he heard something in
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  the hallway. All right, ma 'am. See y 'all. See
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  y 'all hung up. Brad called him back. What up,
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  man? If you talk to Tommy again, tell him to
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  hurry up and get here. Brad said this to y 'all.
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  All right, man. See y 'all reply. Climb the door
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  again. Brad started to experiment without his
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  other pals, hoping that Tommy would hurry up
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  and get there, and Angie would have to leave
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  her younger sister at home when their cousins
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  arrive at her house. baking soda with the acidity
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  mix, and the mixture started to foam everywhere.
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  The mixture started filling on the table and
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  the floor. It was uncontrollable. Brad grabbed
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  a vial, which he thought was water, and poured
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  it on the table. The table caught on fire, and
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  he grabbed the extinguisher and put it out. He
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  left it before the police showed up, leaving
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  the door unlocked. Minutes after Brad left, campus
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  police showed up. The real police showed up about
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  seven minutes after campus. I don't know why
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  the real police showed up after, but... Well,
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  Lynn Dillon, we didn't do that parking lot, and
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  the real police showed up. The campus, the campus,
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  campus policeman tried to act like he had everything
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  in order. He said, I got this, guys. He had only
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  been working there for three weeks. Ralph was
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  anxious to learn the title. to earn the title
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  of head campus officer, ignoring what he was
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  told when he was first hired. See, no one moved
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  from petty campus security to head campus officer
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  in under a year. Ralph was determined to break
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  that rule. One of the real officers called him
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  a nerd with a bubblegum badge. Ha ha ha ha! Started
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  showing an eating twister. Ha ha ha ha! The real
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  officer rushed towards Ralph, but Ralph jumped
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  out of the way. officers flipped face first in
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  the concoction that Brad mixed together. He started
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  snorting like he was he was started snoring he
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  was laughing so much the other real officers
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  put them out of the out of the lab and started
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  to help their fellow officers stand up by then
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  all of the officers decided that it was just
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  some dumb kid Playing in the lab. They left the
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  scene without making every point. The time was
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  around 12 .25 in the morning. And guess who finally
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  shows up? Yep! Weed head Tommy. Hey dude! Dead
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  as he walked into the unlocked room, thinking
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  Brad was in there. Hey dude! Answer me! Who are
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  you? Tommy was so stoned that he thought the
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  blue form was Pooley. He saw back of the riddles
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  on the back counter also. He smoked some jungle.
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  that it got from some Jamaican dude that he met
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  at a campus party. It was actually late for Texas
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  without his mom. He began munching on the Doritos
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  and became so thirsty that he started to drink
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  that blue Kool -Aid. He didn't care who drank
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  out of it or who had it last. He spit it out
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  after the first swallow because it began bubbling
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  in his mouth and burning. He ran to the sink
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  and started to rinse out his mouth. After about
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  three minutes of rinsing, he grabbed a handful
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  of Doritos and headed home. The next day, when
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  Tommy got out of bed, he called Brad and asked
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  him what happened in the lab. Brad told him,
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  nothing. No one showed up, so I left. It was
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  time for me to fight. Thanks for having Doritos
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  in the lab for me. What are you talking about,
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  Tommy? You left Doritos for me in the lab. How
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  did you know I was going to get stoned before
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  I came? Brad said, I called Theo, and he told
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  me that you were about to smoke before you came.
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  Hey, I did not have the rules in the lab. No
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  food is permitted, remember? Tommy said to Bragg,
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  when did you become Mrs. Follow the Rules, you
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  suburban criminal? Man, go get stone so you can
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  shut up. Bragg hung up the phone and called in.
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  Hello? Where were you last night? I was with
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  my cousins, and you know that. But you said you
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  were going to come to the lab shortly after they
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  arrived. Well, I got stuck. So what happened
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  at the lab? I have to tell you in person, Gretchen.
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  You know I am about talking business over the
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  wire. Later on that day, Tommy started to become
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  really lethargic and weak. He was raised just
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  by his dad. He worked constantly. Not just to
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  provide for Tommy and his little brother, but
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  also because he was a workaholic and he was infatuated
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  with the janitor that worked mostly on the day
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  shift. Tommy's dad also put in for overtime as
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  a cleanup person at times when the night janitor
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  followed or requested me. When Tommy's with her
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  brother -wife home from the winter camp, Tommy
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  walked through the bus stop to me. Tommy was
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  a good brother only when he was gone. Any other
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  time, he was just sitting in the room with the
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  door closed, not even to open this door to speak
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  to John. That's Tommy's little brother. Tommy
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  arrived at the bus stop and sat down because
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  he was not feeling well at all. At 2 .58 p .m.
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  bus numbers 38 pulled up and let Josh and a few
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  other kids off at the stop. Hi Tommy! Josh said.
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  Tommy then asked her and Josh just thought he
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  was being usual mean. So Josh walked home with
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  his friends and Tommy just lay there on the bench.
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  Shortly after 5 p .m. a police cruiser. Tommy
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  was so stoned. Then he was hearing birds and
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  rain. Every time he had a minor call, and this
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  was Officer Push. Officer Push walked over to
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  Tommy. Young man, he said, with no response for
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  Tommy. Officer Push touched Tommy on the shoulder,
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  and Tommy started to mumble while holding his
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  stomach. Officer Push leaned down, and as he
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  began to say, what's wrong? Tommy rose up and
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  vomited on the officer's neck and said, Push.
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  He got his billy club and began to beat Tommy
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  on his back. Tommy felt so sick that he could
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  not defend himself. As the officer was looking
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  at Tommy, he bit down on a piece of corn. This
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  made the officer even madder. He had Corners
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  mouth covered in red lips. Push kept beating
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  him over and over. I'm calling for backup. Backup!
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  Officer Push at Ceasar College! Push was spitting
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  vomit out of his mouth that came from Tommy.
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  back onto Tommy. Tommy was in so much pain, he
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  screamed a festering scream that dogs make when
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  they're on their own. So Push finally stopped
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  beating Tommy. The officer stood there, holding
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  his beard, trying to block the sound of the pimping
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  noise. This time, Tommy ran off into the woods,
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  holding his mouth. Several backup cars arrived.
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  The officer asked Push, what seems to be the
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  trouble? Push asked the other officer, did you
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  see a boy running? They just laughed. No. But
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  we did see a funny looking dog running. Did you
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  call for backup for a little measly month? The
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  short officer asked. That's enough, you two donkeys.
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  Pushed out it. He told the officer that there
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  was a boy sitting on the bench throwing up all
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  over him. And he just started attacking him.
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  So he started beating him with a club. He let
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  out this piercing noise. I stopped to cover my
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  ears. When I opened my eyes, the boy was gone.
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  I can tell you what he had for lunch. Some corn,
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  bread -kool -aid, bread, and hamburger. You were
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  well. The short officer said to Officer Push,
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  one of the backup officers said, let's go back
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  to the station so you can write a report. Push
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  used to write a report here, but came back on
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  this sudden bank robbery. Push, too scared to
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  run after him, Push just wanted to clean all
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  that vomit off his face and out of his mouth.
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  That's why he chomped down on his horn because
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  the EO threw up in his mouth. That's why Officer
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  Push knew what EO had for lunch. Push went home
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  and cleaned up while the other two officers went
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  back to the station. The next day, Brad called
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  Angie and asked her to meet him in the lab. Later
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  that night. Tommy threw up in his mouth not feel
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  but she would anyway when Angie arrived at the
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  lab She was shocked to find the experiment table
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  burnt. Brad had arrived shortly after Angie got
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  there and told Angie not to pass. He told her
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  that there was just a little accident. We can
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  fix this before the professor gets back from
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  his vacation. Me? Angie. Yeah, we are all a team,
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  right? No. I did not have anything to do. Just
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  because I like you, not me. But did you, bitch?
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  Get out of here! Brad did not know how to talk
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  to girls, especially one man thing. So he reversed
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  back to his pre -teen days. When a girl he liked
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  did not show any interest in him, he would call
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  them high -towers, witches, and any other name
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  he could think of. Angie did not tell him all
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  those sweet shots, but he never talked to her.
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  He continued to walk out while Brad was calling
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  her back. Wow. And he never turned around. He
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  kept her head. Brad called Theo to come to the
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  lab to help with the mess. Theo hit Dick Norwood
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  on the step. He took his home phone off. Every
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  time Brad would call Theo out of the house, he
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  would go straight to voicemail. Brad would get
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  angrier and angrier, but he left the mess for
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  Yoey. He wanted for him to come to the lab and
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  help clean up the mess he made. Brad started
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  to call Tommy, but Tommy lost. Still so stuff
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  on in the woods and no one had heard from Tommy
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  Tommy thought Tommy Tommy saw Brad and thank
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  him for those Doritos Neither Tommy or Theo and
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  showed up to meet so he had to clean up the mess
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  all by himself After all he was the only one
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  who made the mess Brad clean up the mess in a
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  hurry not doing a very good job He did just enough
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  to fool the old professor to make the lab look
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  like it had never been. Join us, suburban werewolf.
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  Join us for part two for suburban werewolf. I
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  mentioned Theo threw up on the officer. It was
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  actually Tommy that threw up on the officer.
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  Tommy is a weed head. We'll see you on the flip
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  side. Thanks for joining.