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Elephenpenis: Ark Survival Evolved DLC Backlash & Stranger Things Season 2 · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your
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  hosts Luke I accidentally got soap in
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  Dan's urethra Dan it was a bit Arty so I
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  doubt Matt would understand it and Matt
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  is that the Luke penis multiple nerdgasm
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  your guide to All Things
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  nerdy I have a cold this week so I apologize for the uh the lovely baritone of my
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  voice as do I but yeah I took um coldon flu tablets back 45 minutes ago so I'm
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  in that high at the moment you know that high you get stuff you take it where you
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  start to feel good I don't don't really take them honest they're there they're
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  there for a reason so why not use them yeah no that's fair but you I mean are
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  they the good ones or are they the the new ones that they give you no no it's
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  the the one with speed in them E Yeah Yeah you got to give them your ID and
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  all that kind of stuff I guess they probably know you with the yeah my
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  chemist knows me yeah I figured walk go yeah a problem you have a rewards card
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  for that for for your chemist um you should get one I don't actually spend
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  that much in there right like they know me because of the painkillers I get but
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  I'm not spending lots yeah yeah right cuz the government pays for it
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  yeah it reminds me I need to book myself in for an appointment I need to go to
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  the doctor next week you need need to get some uh before you come here yes I
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  need to get my prescriptions filled and I need to get a note from the doctor
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  saying I'm allowed to walk around with it yeah don't do what you uh did last
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  time not enough not have enough no I'm I'm planning for this time yeah for
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  listeners who don't know Luke has a very very bad leg I'm actually bringing the wheelchair
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  with me that's probably wise how are you I suppose they have to accommodate
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  you on the plane don't they yeah yeah I I can they still just has put in storage
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  and I just use my walking sck to walk on plane and stuff yeah but have you told
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  them you're bringing it yes you need to tell them beforeand yeah I figured
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  that's why I asked yeah I have remembered when I was booking I did it
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  except I still don't know how I'm getting across the other side of the
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  country yet I've got myself to La yeah okay I have myself staying there for
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  five nights yep that's it that's my whole trip planned at the moment so
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  where are you staying over here on the East Coast I'll go back to that's by
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  trip planned at the moment uhhuh I did send you I did send you a few options if
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  you I don't no what what I'm looking at the moment is the plan now is we fly
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  into La uhuh and then we're going to go to Washington for a few days oh okay
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  Washington DC cuz y I liked it there y then we're going to go up to Boston stay
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  there for about five nights yep then we're going to go to Rhode Island stay
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  there for about three nights uhhuh and then we go to New York stay for about
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  three nights and then we piss off out of your country fair enough what not my
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  country yet kind of is I've paid a deposit I haven't I haven't finished uh
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  haven't finished all the payments yet ah I'm sure you'll get there well I learned
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  some stuff I've got a few observations that I've made I've been here about a
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  month now mhm and uh well in particular
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  um in the last week or so we've been to a few concerts to see uh some bands we
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  went and saw uh In This Moment Rob Zombie and corn
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  how much were they to go see they were
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  $20 uh which is a lot cheaper than I'm used to um I think the last time corn
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  were here was it like over 100 yeah almost certainly yeah yeah uh I mean
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  these were very uh bad seats I guess this is in a really really large like
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  Arena style you know yeah but in Australia our seat start at $100
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  right well well we had to set up the back you know everyone was smoking and
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  but you know but 20 bucks whatever um so
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  we went to that uh and then I we went and saw periphery uh which is a band I
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  really like we saw them just a a little Club Paradise Rock Club in Boston any
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  good scar punk bands FL around no well probably is that still a
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  thing just uh yeah maybe I don't know at my music library Still Still is but yeah
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  you're keeping it alive yep no I'll be honest I I I I haven't looked yeah I'm
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  sorry Luke it's okay you've still got time before I get a couple things I've
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  noticed um they do a thing here and I don't think we do it in Australia I've
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  never noticed it in Australia but at the big concerts like at the corn Rob Zombie
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  concert M well everybody drives here you can't get to this place without driving
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  yeah like there's no public transport to this place whereas in Sydney that's
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  that's not a thing you would probably just catch the train right yes yeah
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  that's how you would get there how you get home that's anyone's guess not
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  always not always but I mean if you drove you would just park in one of the
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  car parks in the city it could be the entertainment center or something like
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  that this is in the middle of nowhere uh in Massachusetts it's called the Xfinity
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  Center uh and it's got this enormous open car park right like just you know
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  not not like a parking garage it's just open mhm car park and people do this
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  thing they call it tailgating and they do this at at all sorts of events
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  apparently I've heard of tailgating where they go and have like barbecues
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  and it's like a party beforehand yeah in the car park and there's like there's
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  like hundreds of people well thousand there's like 10,000 at this thing but
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  yeah so they they bring like a barbecue in the car and they set up tables and
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  stuff out of the the back of the car and they have like a yeah they have a little
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  party for like they get their hours before they did that for concerts I know
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  they did it for the football like the NF NH NFL yeah right y yeah know they do it
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  for this too well they probably just do it for everything I know that they do it
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  for um for you know other sports and events and stuff too but uh yeah so that
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  that was really interesting it's pretty cool like I mean we we didn't it was
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  just Jenner and I so we didn't didn't bother but um and I didn't even know
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  about it and then we got there I said oh that's cool and she was like yeah we did
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  all time yeah you wouldn't find that in Australia no I didn't didn't think I'd
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  ever saw it Oh the closest you'd get is to like um baist you know the
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  CES up on the mountain there there's just basically it's a camping area and
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  there's just always people just barbecues parties and that type of thing
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  happening on the mountain it's a real Bogan event though yeah right well they
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  apparently they just do that everywhere here okay um yeah I guess cuz everyone's
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  always got their car no offense to our Bogan listeners no from West City myself there
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  for the grace of God go you and I Luke mhm both from the r so all of us
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  actually Dan as well y oh he's not here obviously oh
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  yeah we haven't pointed that out he's uh Thailand Thailand yeah he got called
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  away to I don't know probably got to film something for the prince of
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  Thailand or something like that they have a prince right I thought it's a prince or an
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  emperor uh it's a princer prin y yeah so
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  another thing I noticed uh I've noticed noticed it in general but it was very
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  obvious at the concert like I said where we sat everyone was smoking so you can
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  still smoke um it was outside like it was okay or or the kind of there was a
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  covered area down towards the stage and then as you got further back the seats
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  were outdoor was kind of not there was no ceiling and you can just smoke uh it
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  did say please don't smoke but uh obviously no one gives a actually
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  enforced it wasn't don't smoke please don't wasn't even remotely enforced uh
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  which is fine you know I used to smoke but one thing I noticed uh and I guess I
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  just haven't been exposed to this that much mhm is people who Vape you know
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  vaping with MH right but like obnoxious amounts of vapor all right like isn't
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  the whole idea of vaping it's this thing that doesn't sort of do a lot of but to
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  minimize the amount that you see and have to use isn't it well I don't know
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  is it cuz and I looked this up cuz I thought maybe it's just maybe I'm just
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  not used to it and maybe that's just how vaping works but no apparently there are
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  you have lower power settings and you have like there are ways to adjust the
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  amount of vapor and there are people they call it Cloud chasing there are
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  people who who just um produce you know like I said obnoxious amounts so they're
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  just being dicks is what you're saying well kind of like I kind of get it like
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  it probably at home it does look cool uh but it's annoying when like
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  everybody's doing it and like I mean they don't smell bad but it's not like
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  you know I don't want to smell that constantly like your watermelon water
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  vapor from the times I've tried it it's been sort of like it's been like less
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  than when it was having a cigarette like you just suck back on it you blow
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  something out but it sort of disappears by the time you finish exhaling and it's
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  gone that's not in this case this is just like waves and waves of it like
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  coming at me from all angles and all these just different you know because it
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  all different flavors and scents and and stuff it was annoying and I just I
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  was like what the is with that and I looked up yeah apparently people
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  people just they do that cuz they want to be a dragon I guess or something like
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  that so don't do that PE listeners if you're out in public you know just I
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  mean Vape obviously if you if you're addicted to nicotine but also apparently
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  like people take up vaping just because these days instead of cigarettes
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  well it's sort of the same thing it's just taking up cigarettes it's just a
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  habit thing that looks cool and people do right and vaping now looks cool and
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  smoking's a bit God I miss it yeah but why is smoking a cuz it cuz it smells
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  gross and and because you might die but like VAP VAP that shit's going to kill
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  you as well like what the is in that don't you miss smoking every now
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  and again not really no I still if I'm standing next to someone who's smoking
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  I'll try like inhale a bit of what they're getting just I don't know I
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  still like that smell really yep the fresh smell not the stale smell I'm one
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  of those um like annoying exm smokers who's like G I don't want to smell that
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  but like and it makes me think oh God I must have been annoying
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  when I smoked cuz I was when I was a teenager in particular I was not a
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  considerate smoker I was the guy it's like smoking in a restaurant before that
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  became illegal same because because you can't smell it when you smoke like it
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  doesn't what a big deal now I'm like that is annoying and I'm I feel
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  bad yeah like especially smoking around food like that something that I used to
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  do and didn't think anything of it I actually was having this really nice
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  Sushi meal when I was in Japan and a guy sat down and started smoking next to me
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  and just ruined it yeah yeah that's what I was doing to
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  everyone yeah and also and just just cuz
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  you can technically Vape inside don't especially not if if you're at dinner or
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  something like that cuz I I don't want to smell that while I'm
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  eating like no it's like it sure it's not smoking but still you yeah don't do
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  it yeah it's not illegal you're still a yeah just go outside yeah it's
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  cold out there that was the one thing I did notice when we were in the states La
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  not a lot of smoking but when we went over the other side there's a lot more
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  New York is really bad everyone Just Smokes on the sidewalk I noticed that a
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  lot in Boston as well really okay I haven't noticed it lately I haven't I
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  haven't been up there that much but but I why certainly at this concert I'm
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  smoking and uh obviously another thing I noticed uh clearly the War on Drugs has
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  failed here cuz that's not all they were smoking in fact like I I don't know
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  whether it was just cuz it was outdoors and normally the shows I've been to in
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  Australia they're all they've mostly been indoors except for like Soundwave
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  and stuff mhm uh but I mean there was way more weed smoke floating around than
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  I've ever experienced at any concert is it legal there or uh almost certainly no
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  okay I don't I don't I don't think so I don't know cuz I know there are some
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  states where it is and some states where it's not you know what I didn't check
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  that um weed legal in
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  Massachusetts oh it is a possession of small amounts is has been decriminalized
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  apparent okay same same as in can so if you can get busted and if you have
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  enough for yourself it's a look don't do
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  it go away and but if you've got I think it's more than four joints that's where
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  you get in trouble for being a dealer I think I don't know I've never I've only
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  done it in high school and I didn't enjoy it but no me either I'm not yeah
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  it's not not for me but I mean I don't care if other people want to do it
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  though it's Sur surprised me because I was like standing there and then you
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  know the first band started and I was I got a like a whiff of it and I was like
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  haha someone's smoking a joint and then it's like and and okay I guess someone
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  else is as well and and that's not it's not going away all right fine I guess I
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  smell like that now so yeah been a long time since I've smelt that smell I think
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  it means I'm getting old yeah yeah well it's been about a week for me now one
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  other thing I've noticed well there's a couple more but this one I thought was
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  particularly interesting and I it got brought up Jenna brought it up with some
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  people because I mentioned it to her and they were surprised that I oh well they were
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  curious about how we do this in Australia people here stand really
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  really close to the urinal like like really close they get
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  right in there like is it just me cuz I don't do that no sort of step back a bit
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  so you're not standing In Piss yeah right and I wondered if it's because uh
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  like in Australia we always had those metal those long metal ones yeah we've
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  always had the TRS cuz I was at like I said I first noticed it at the at the
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  same show at the corn Rob Zombie show cuz I went into the into the bathroom or
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  the restroom as they call it here and I lined up and I went to go uh you know
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  like they're always busy at concerts so you you can't wait for a corner yeah as
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  generally people just wait for the corner cuz they don't want to be that
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  guy that stands in the middle but these are all individual ones right so I go
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  walk up and I'm like standing like you know where I would normally stand and
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  then just out of the corner of my eye I noticed everyone's like right in there
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  like cuz and they do have like they have like indent sections where it's like
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  your legs could go but I don't want to stand that close no like things covered
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  in Piss but everyone gets right in there and I was like strange thing about UR is
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  everywhere everyone thinks that everyone else is trying to look at their dick
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  yeah no one cares I I don't want yeah you could be pissing from the other side
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  of the room and I I'm not going to look at your dick I'll be impressed that you
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  that you're able to do that but I'm not but just rise up look at the wall what I
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  do I'm not interested in your dick no but yeah I was just so I was like huh I
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  obviously I didn't want to be too obvious about it because then going to
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  think oh he's look trying to look at my dick but no I'm just trying to I'm just
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  I'm just taking in the uh in the difference of culture you just stand the
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  back a little bit going yep I got a huge one I don't need to stand that close I
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  was just up here I'm like wait a minute like out of the corner of my eye I
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  noticed I'm like do they think I'm sneaking a peak and I'm like no
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  everybody's doing it it's not just the guys next to me and then uh and then
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  since then I've you know paid a little bit of attention I noticed that yeah
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  everybody does it they really really get right in there
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  wow yeah like to me dangerously close
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  and uh yeah I just wanted if I don't know if you'd noticed that maybe uh keep
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  an eye out when you're here I will I'll do some reviews of the toilets and how
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  people use them while I'm there cuz I said to you know how there's that
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  there's the joke that you don't talk at the urinal right but in Australia you do
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  like yeah especially if you're out drinking especially if you're out
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  drinking yeah you have a chat not here
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  in fact um when then cuz like I said I mentioned this to Jenna and then she
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  mentioned it to some people and they were like oh you just have a little chat
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  at the urinal Australia do you and I was like uh yeah sometimes like having a
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  good night yeah hey how are you yeah no
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  not here okay not here you don't you don't do that you you jam yourself into
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  the you don't you don't speak yeah I thought that was
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  interesting cuz I know that they don't have the troughs that we do which we've
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  just grown up with and are everywhere yeah the long metal ones right yeah the
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  long metal ones where that you can fit like a lot of people and you can stand
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  shoulder to shoulder yeah and you can't I mean you can't get that too close to
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  that cuz you literally have to stand in the piss yeah so like there'll be
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  sometimes there'll be the ones where there'll be sort of a great you don't
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  stand on that great yep cuz that great is where no you don't it's for people
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  who pissing on their shoes pretty much so you stand back a step from that y
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  yeah exactly on the on the tiles on the tiles that's where you stand yeah I mean
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  I think the great was intended for people to stand on but
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  that yeah people piss on that I'm standing at that yeah because the other
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  people who don't want to stand on it are pissing on it
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  exactly yeah all those fails just go to the cubicle yeah so if we have any
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  listeners here I know that we do uh if we have any listeners here who don't
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  know me personally cuz I've probably already told you about this if you if
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  you know me um yeah like if if we're ever at uh in in the restroom together
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  uh and I'm kind of leaning back taking having a bit of a chat yeah and I say
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  good day uh I'm not trying to look at your penis that's just that's just
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  different culture yeah uh one other thing uh I
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  have to remember to call my thongs flipflops and not thongs cuz thongs are
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  different here and I keep saying thongs and people look at me funny but they're thongs
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  yeah not here they're not so that's uh that's a little thing I
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  got to remember uh there's a couple little things like that actually like
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  cuz restrooms you don't you're not supposed to say toilet I think that's
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  rude wash closet restroom wash closet how you say bathroom and that that works
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  so that's fine where's your and finally where's the yeah finally
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  I am apparently uh allergic to the
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  mosquitoes up here oh that's not good so zika virus uh no they don't have that up
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  here at all um there are no there are no mosquitoes in Rhode Island that carry
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  any of that but uh it is a different species apparently to the
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  Australian mosquito which I've never ever been bothered by mosquitoes like
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  I've never had to put insect repellent or any of that crap on they
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  don't like my blood yeah well that's what I thought uh here these ones love
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  it massacred me I got like bites that
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  all over my legs like as I'm not joking like like five or six really close
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  together in like patches all over my legs and they're like my ankles like
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  swelled up damn I take antihistamines yeah I know so I guess I just
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  use spray now yeah that's now your life yep slathered in it right now no I'm not
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  inside yeah but at least Summer's almost over for you that's right and they'll
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  all die so just remember that yeah Vengeance will be mine yeah it's
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  starting to get cold actually it's quite cold today apparently there's a
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  hurricane nearby oh okay is that something you have to worry about now uh
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  it is yeah actually okay um I mean I don't have to worry too much people who
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  live closer to the water than I do probably do mhm but I mean I do have to
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  worry a little bit okay I'll get wet oh yeah that doesn't sounds nice that's
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  why I don't leave the house yeah right I don't I don't often either so those are
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  a few observations I've made made this week okay uh and I'll obviously I'll
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  keep keep you all updated on uh what's going on over here in America I I'll try
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  and keep an eye when I'm there and see what's happening see if I agree with you
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  or if I think you're just going crazy and you are just staring at guys dicks
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  yeah cuz that is the other thing it could be yeah that you're just upset and
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  you've noticed it because normally you like to stare at guys dicks but because
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  they're so close you can't maybe that's what it is subconsciously I'm like
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  yeah yeah it could be well just you know I'll have to make sure I go to the
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  restroom with you yeah you can look at mine whenever you want or yeah cheers
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  you can go uh to the bathroom with uh this guy who oh where is he where is he
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  from crap he's from Kenyan he's from Kenya Kenyan Kenya he's from Kenya he's
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  a 20-y old Kenyon his dick is roughly
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  the size of a baby what yeah so you can pretty much see his no matter how close
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  he's standing my goodness see okay I'm looking at this article and it's like I
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  can it's all blurred out obviously uh and I can kind of tell but
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  not really I mean it's down past his knees and it
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  looks pretty thick from here like from that pixelation oh my goodness all right
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  so yeah it's uncensored at the uh
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  original article oh I haven't seen that okay I'm just going there I'll be
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  honest it doesn't even look like a dick oh my
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  God see when I first saw this and I just saw the blood I assumed it did look like a
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  dick uh I mean it sort of does oh yeah
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  there's the the head
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  and so yeah I mean yeah I think if if
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  this guy wandered in and like plunk that out he'd have to rest it on the on the
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  urinal I think it' be heavy wouldn't
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  it I mean it looks heavy looks heavy that is huge it's like bigger
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  than his thigh yeah I imagine when it first started growing he proba might
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  have been thinking hey this is pretty cool and then when it didn't
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  stop cuz you have sex with that yeah no apparently he had to drop out of school
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  at the age of 20 um because people were making fun of him or stigmatization
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  owing to the rare condition they yet to find a name for the disease but he is
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  set for an operation to manage the unnamed condition I wonder what they
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  have to do to name it I don't
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  know no in the operation Oh Oh you mean
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  to the surgery oh what do they have to do toight what got no
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  idea how are they going to come up with a name for that no I biggest
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  dickas that sounds medical doesn't it elephant
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  penis yeah it's oh man all right well I wouldn't wish that on anybody that looks
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  that looks painful and annoying yeah I I did click through to see that it what it
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  looked like and yeah the 20-year-old man wants to have a wife and children
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  someday just like every other man yeah not with that no well I mean he might
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  find a wife but uh actually I'm calling on the wife and children think
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  he's just thinking about getting laid at this age yeah probably yeah and plus
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  he's had that thing for a while so it probably hasn't been laid I wonder if it
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  works like doesn't really seem to say whether it's like functional in that
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  sense H well it it couldn't be no he would
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  just pass out yeah and and no what would he say yes to
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  that no no the orphan waited for the boy
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  he an orphan as well
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  Jesus they probably killed themselves when they saw [Laughter]
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  that oh dear well he's a geek of the week
• 25:30
  yeah I I think so he may not have died but he deserves something and I think
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  that's the best we can do
• 25:40
  we yeah definitely while we're on uh
• 25:45
  kind of Dick news although this is uh this is is the same same state different
• 25:52
  um territory mhm um a Norwegian
• 25:56
  man uh got him himself a stool from Ikea
• 26:01
  yep and uh he decided he would use it uh in the
• 26:07
  shower as one does I can understand that cuz me having bad leg and when I was on
• 26:12
  crutches I would actually have a seat in the shower with me all right well be
• 26:17
  very care be very careful because uh what's happened is uh and there's a
• 26:21
  picture of the stooling question in the article uh it's got uh you know some
• 26:26
  some holes for I guess for ventilation when you're sitting is that where they
• 26:29
  put holes in these things I have no idea why they put holes in seats it must be just
• 26:34
  artistic well in this case maybe they put them there to um to capture your testicles
• 26:41
  because what's happened is he he's gotten in the shower and he sat down and uh at some
• 26:48
  point uh his one of his testicles has dangled down through one of the holes
• 26:55
  and from the heat of the shower power has caused them to you know expand and
• 27:01
  swell a little bit cuz they they they do
• 27:04
  that and uh and he got
• 27:09
  stuck he got stuck uh with a testicle through the hole of the
• 27:14
  Soul uh and he did eventually um using cold
• 27:20
  water you know so yeah just extract
• 27:23
  himself they they are quite big holes I guess he's got big balls yeah maybe
• 27:29
  maybe it's the same guy ah it could be cuz yeah like I'm looking at that hole
• 27:35
  and I'm is it just the angle cuz it looks as big as the
• 27:39
  drain yeah yeah you're right well like he he posted this on uh on the Ikea
• 27:45
  Facebook uh as you do not not quite a complaint I guess but just you know a
• 27:51
  warning yep and they responded and said hey class we recommend that you take
• 27:55
  that stool out of the shower or that you sit on it with the right uniform on and
• 27:59
  in the right setting uh it's translated obviously y uh if you choose to keep it
• 28:04
  in the shower make sure you're well dressed for your next SEA
• 28:07
  Excursion so so they trying to be fun with it but I think I hope maybe it's
• 28:13
  just Lost in Translation cuz cuz you don't think that's very funny
• 28:18
  no oh sorry Ikea nice try you tried
• 28:23
  you've not you've not amused Luke no he later shared a picture on Facebook of
• 28:27
  the stool with its new accessory a washcloth that he places over it to
• 28:32
  block the holes I think he just gets off on sitting on elephant's
• 28:36
  faces who
• 28:39
  doesn't oh dear H be careful Luke I haven't needed to use a stool in the
• 28:46
  shower for a while but I will keep that in mind no holes just we should do some
• 28:50
  video game related stuff so we're uh you know we're a nerdy
• 28:56
  podcast we talk about video games and stuff we haven't done that yet yeah well
• 28:59
  we could definitely do that do you play Ark no okay I know what it is it's got
• 29:04
  dinosaurs in it yeah yeah dinosaurs and you build it's like a it's one of these
• 29:09
  millions of games that have come out like seven days to die and things like
• 29:13
  that where I I know I feel they're just taking off from where Minecraft sort of
• 29:19
  finishes yeah like survival construction kind of thing yeah make it
• 29:24
  a bit more like realistic I know it's sort of weird to say that when there's dinosaurs
• 29:28
  but yeah well dinosaurs were real yeah yeah but they're like you mean like not
• 29:33
  not pixelated blocks yeah yeah well I know it's been in Early Access for God
• 29:39
  knows how long now yeah it's been out a while right well it's not it's early
• 29:43
  access so it's not hasn't had its release yet yes right but what's just
• 29:49
  recently happened is the developers come out and gone game's not out yet but
• 29:54
  here's some paid DLC for you yeah right
• 29:58
  that's not on no like yeah so that's a little strange actually our game's not
• 30:03
  finished and we're still working on it so we're not going to release the actual
• 30:06
  game but give us more money yeah that's weird how how did they justify that
• 30:12
  decision well what the developers come out and said he said look we were always
• 30:17
  planning to release the DLC together with at around the same time we release
• 30:22
  the actual game so we went why did the we might as well just release it now
• 30:27
  which right I understand if they didn't turn around and went Arc now goes Arc
• 30:34
  survival evolve is now released in a month's time or something right like if
• 30:39
  they had a date that they're ready to go live but they still haven't yeah I think
• 30:44
  if you if your game is in Early Access
• 30:47
  as in it's not out yet and you make DLC
• 30:52
  that's not DLC that's just the game and it seems to me like what what
• 30:58
  have they not finished if they're releasing DLC for it why are you working
• 31:02
  on DLC when I've given you money to work on the actual
• 31:06
  game yeah I saw a thing related to this
• 31:11
  that said they apparently there was a big lawsuit um they were involved with
• 31:17
  uh over some sort of uh issue with the
• 31:21
  game uh and it chewed up a lot of money and people are saying this is an attempt
• 31:27
  to to try and get more money cuz they've um burnt through all the money they had
• 31:34
  with because of some lawsuit and uh I mean I understand that
• 31:39
  that sucks but like you should have been more transparent about it if that's true
• 31:43
  like they shouldn't have to sleuth that out you could have just said
• 31:47
  we're out of money um okay this lawsuit has killed us um there's nothing we can
• 31:53
  do yeah yeah I don't know it seems obvious to me this would have been a bad
• 31:59
  idea honestly I actually think it is because they need
• 32:03
  money yeah but it's sort of is I can understand like it is a kick in the face
• 32:08
  to all the people who are waiting on the actual game
• 32:13
  yeah yeah it's like how long have they been working on that instead of working
• 32:17
  on the actual game yeah exactly like like if this DLC is not part of the game
• 32:23
  proper how long have you been working on that yeah like if you've been working on
• 32:28
  that if you've been working so much to make a DLC pack that you could sell then
• 32:32
  this game you should have actually finished the real game months ago then
• 32:36
  it adds a dragon to the game uh and is that
• 32:42
  it oh it adds lots of stuff like it is a from what I've seen of it it is a decent
• 32:48
  DLC pack it's not just nothing but yeah but that's like it's not DLC if the
• 32:54
  game's not finished no yeah it's weird well yeah I know it's it's odd it's a
• 32:59
  weird situation I think um I think really they need to
• 33:04
  have released the game they could have put this out yeah even just shortly
• 33:08
  after the game was released or something like that I think the mistake they've
• 33:10
  made is well even if they had have like they need the money now but the game's
• 33:14
  close been released so they went look we get this cash injection now and then
• 33:18
  we'll get the game out the next month or two if they were able to give an exact
• 33:21
  date like we're going live here we're releasing this is it I don't think the
• 33:25
  backlash would be as bad but there's still no date for this game coming out
• 33:30
  yeah they say here it started out as a shining example of how to do Early
• 33:33
  Access y uh it ended up a complete disaster after the developer went off on
• 33:38
  an adventure of making free-to-play spin-off Arc survival of the fittest
• 33:44
  console versions and paid expansions while the game was still in Early Access
• 33:48
  no wonder the game is so behind schedule yeah cuz it recently came out in the
• 33:51
  Xbox One and things and two years it's been they've just been it's been in
• 33:56
  early access for 2 years like man oh no wait wait that's not true they've
• 34:02
  been making it they've been working on it for 2 years it launched in Early
• 34:05
  Access in June 2015 so it's been over a
• 34:08
  year yeah Early Access can work but I don't think he can be parallel
• 34:14
  development for different consoles and things like that you just need to pick
• 34:17
  one go with it and then build from there yeah yeah I agree with this this comment
• 34:24
  here that someone said Early Access gam shouldn't be allowed to have paid DLC
• 34:28
  I kind of agree with that I think Steam and who well you can do it on the Xbox
• 34:33
  now you can get um they don't call it early access right
• 34:37
  they call it previews yeah game previews I think it
• 34:41
  is yeah yeah which I need to get rid of it from consoles it's not a console
• 34:46
  thing yeah Early Access game previews whatever you want to call it it's
• 34:49
  definitely a PC thing cuz that um uh we
• 34:54
  happy few is available uh early on the
• 34:58
  Xbox and um someone my friend he is playing it uh and said it's pretty good
• 35:04
  but you know there's gaps and stuff because it's not finished I'm like I
• 35:07
  don't want to play it then I don't think I think I'm done with Early Access stuff
• 35:11
  yeah I I'm I'm over it we talking about last week with like Starbound like
• 35:15
  evidently starbound's a completely different game what is a game now yeah
• 35:20
  right yeah it was kind of a Sandbox before and now it's now it's something
• 35:23
  different um yeah I don't think I have time for enough time for games to to be
• 35:29
  farting about in one that's not finished cuz I'm not going to be able I'm not
• 35:32
  going to have time to play it again when it is finished no give me a full game
• 35:35
  and plus the game previews also don't have achievements
• 35:39
  so not wasting my time on it no I can't
• 35:42
  imagine you would well there you go uh don't um don't try and release DLC when
• 35:48
  your game's not finished no I had a weird experience with my Xbox yesterday is it
• 35:55
  consensual no it was not I did not consent to this oh I uh I I thought I'll
• 36:01
  play some Fallout 4 cuz we've been talking about it on the podcast and
• 36:04
  Dan's obsessed with it y still I thought I'll pop it in and have a have a go the
• 36:09
  Xbox that we have here is Jenna's mine CU hers has a bigger hard drive mine's
• 36:15
  on a ship on its way to America still with all other stuff but I didn't I
• 36:19
  installed Fallout 4 on it she she hates those games she hates Elder Scrolls and
• 36:25
  good games the Fullers I thought I'll play some Fallout 4 I put the disc in
• 36:30
  right like I I've played the game on this console before I know I have yeah I
• 36:35
  put the disc in and it went installing Fallout 4
• 36:39
  yep so okay that's weird like why is it installing it's already installed so I
• 36:45
  went and had a look in um my apps and games yep Fallout 4 is in there and then
• 36:50
  now another Fallout 4 is in there says installing I was like all right I'll let
• 36:55
  it sit and figure that out and I'll play something else in the meantime so I
• 36:59
  think I played some Doom cuz I have that digitally didn't need disc mhm played
• 37:04
  some Doom jump back out later went back into my apps and games yep there's two
• 37:09
  of them in there two two Fallout fours right one right next to each other so I
• 37:14
  went and had a look at the you know you can view the details yep yeah two two
• 37:19
  seemingly two full installs taking up hard drive space so I was like all right
• 37:24
  let let's see how this see how this works launch the game
• 37:28
  uh none of my saves were available it said you know start new game that was
• 37:35
  all so you can force it to sink I think
• 37:39
  I started to get a bit worried mhm um well I don't want to taken up all that
• 37:44
  room on the Xbox anyway yep like cuz it's like 30 40 gig as it is so now it's
• 37:50
  taking up 80 so what I did was actually just I just uninstalled I I hit
• 37:56
  uninstall on one and they both vanished and then I looked and the dis usage had
• 38:01
  had indicated that they had both been removed yep like 80 gig was free freed
• 38:06
  up so then I installed it again and uh which takes ages
• 38:13
  that game takes so long to install and now everything's fine yeah cuz it's not
• 38:19
  just installing it's got to install and then it has to apply all the
• 38:22
  updates yeah that's right yeah but I
• 38:26
  mean I wor weird yeah yeah it was it was really really strange like I could
• 38:32
  understand if maybe it got confused and was trying to install maybe the US
• 38:36
  version or somehow or something but no I haven't switched my account over yet oh
• 38:43
  then yeah that makes no sense have you switched your Xbox over yet no I haven't
• 38:47
  it's actually even on at the time on it's wrong it still thinks it's in
• 38:50
  Australia I don't get a lot of time to play and so I don't want to risk having
• 38:57
  to around I turn it on and I play a game and then I I'm like oh yeah I
• 39:02
  should do that uh I'll do it later you know it takes like two minutes what do I
• 39:08
  do you go into settings uhhuh you go to settings and then hold on where's my
• 39:14
  controller I don't know hold on I just got to reach
• 39:21
  it okay I'm back I have controller you go in you go to settings
• 39:27
  uh-huh you go to all settings uhhuh you wait for it to load you go down to
• 39:33
  system and language and location right okay then you change
• 39:38
  your uh location to wherever you are and you restart the console done oh all
• 39:44
  right you will have to mess around though with your accounts at some point
• 39:48
  though what does that mean well you're going to have to move your account from
• 39:52
  Australia to us so you can actually use oh no you might not have to if you just
• 39:59
  change your console cuz you'll have like a American
• 40:03
  credit card now to pay with well you have like an American account to pay
• 40:08
  with no no no I I can't have one of those yet okay that's why that's why I
• 40:14
  haven't bothered yeah cuz you need to do that so you can do it but CU once you
• 40:17
  change it over your choice of games gets a lot bigger really like a lot
• 40:24
  bigger okay yeah I can't have a bank account or a credit card or anything
• 40:29
  here just yet cuz of my my stuff's not finalized ah it's not terribly
• 40:34
  interesting so I haven't bothered to mention it on the podcast yeah I called
• 40:38
  a lot of banks and they all said no not yet got to have a Social Security number
• 40:44
  which I do not which I can understand that they want to make sure you exist in your
• 40:48
  person and uh they can track you down someday yeah yeah good point I could
• 40:55
  probably use Jenna's credit card oh you can just buy um gift cards there you go
• 41:01
  oh yeah I'll go to Walmart or something and buy gift cards yeah games are
• 41:06
  cheaper here although with the exchange rate they're not really like if I go buy
• 41:09
  a game it looks like it's cheaper cuz they're like 60 bucks yeah brand new but
• 41:14
  then with the exchange rate it's still like 80 or 90 yeah like they are a
• 41:17
  little bit cheaper but not as cheap as we thought they were no and EV I mean
• 41:22
  eventually when I when all my stuff my money is here and everything maybe
• 41:25
  they'll work out less expensive but right now they don't cuz I'm paying
• 41:29
  Australian dollars anyway yeah so $60 game in Australia at the moment would
• 41:34
  cost let me just convert you letting me stupid Google I
• 41:41
  really want to know now so I was thinking about buying games while I was
• 41:44
  there because um I mean I did buy I did buy alien isolation for like $10 that
• 41:48
  was just secondhand was it or nope oh wow it was just on the Shelf at Walmart
• 41:55
  said 10 bucks and I was like huh all right can argue with that and one day
• 42:00
  you actually play it yeah one day I've been thinking about playing that for
• 42:04
  ages I've started I played the first part and then just stopped yeah well we
• 42:09
  we've talked about this I started playing it but I had been playing The
• 42:12
  Witcher 3 and I'd paused Witcher 3 to play this and I was like nope Witcher
• 42:17
  3 which reminds me I have the DLC to play through in that now so putting it
• 42:22
  off cuz I know as soon as I start it I'll I'll be like I'll be a
• 42:27
  I'm thinking about buying that game again what like the Game of the Year Edition
• 42:32
  yep is that because you get new achievements with that version or some
• 42:36
  exactly for some reason the Game of the Year Edition has different
• 42:40
  achievements well same achievements just you get them again for the game of the
• 42:43
  year version it's ridiculous but is that always the case no it's normally a game
• 42:50
  of the Edition is just here's the game then here's all the DLC that came out
• 42:53
  with it away you go but this one it's it's own entity H so I wouldn't mind playing that
• 43:00
  through that again one day so yeah all right found out $60 us is about $79
• 43:07
  Australian at the moment yeah okay yeah so you know if I can find some cheap
• 43:13
  games while I'm there I will buy them because the Xbox On's aren't region
• 43:17
  locked or anything yeah no that's right I can confirm that cuz I uh yeah I
• 43:22
  bought alien isolation here and it works fine mhm I tested it
• 43:28
  thank you no problem Jenner and I went to a screening of uh Rob Zombie new film
• 43:34
  31 MH um I won't say too much about it because we're going to review it on
• 43:40
  necronom but I will say you should check out necronom by going to multiple
• 43:45
  orgasm.com necronom or search for it on iTunes uh and we talk about horror
• 43:51
  movies and the inspiration behind them the most recent one we did was Texas
• 43:55
  Chainsaw Massacre and and then we talked about the original or the Remake the
• 44:00
  original okay and uh and we talked about
• 44:03
  Edan the um the uh guy from Wisconsin
• 44:08
  who uh famously made little suits out of women
• 44:14
  because he wanted to be a woman nothing nothing wrong with that no each to their
• 44:18
  own I'm not going to judge it's not my place yeah so we
• 44:23
  watched uh we saw the new Rob Zombie film uh it was pretty good
• 44:27
  um check it out if you can you probably can't in Australia I doubt it's going to
• 44:31
  end up in cinemas in Australia no nothing comes out Cinemas here no so you
• 44:35
  might have to check it out in Italy but if you like his films it's pretty good
• 44:38
  it was the most Rob Zombie of his films
• 44:41
  there's not really anything uh he they they showed like this Q&A with him
• 44:47
  afterwards uh and he even said himself he's not trying to make any statements
• 44:52
  or anything it's it is what it is it's a horror SL exploitation film so yeah
• 44:59
  there's no underlying theme it's just I wanted to make a cool movie and I did
• 45:03
  that's right which is what it should be yes now I I want to I want to ask you
• 45:09
  this uh it says in here that you started watching stranger things uh I'm I'm a
• 45:13
  little upset that Dan's not here because I know that he's probably going to want
• 45:15
  to ask you about this so um you know but he can comment maybe next time yep uh
• 45:21
  what do you think I'm enjoying it so far one thing I absolutely love is the
• 45:25
  opening music to it cuz it is so 80s yeah everyone loves that I've been
• 45:32
  hearing it um people just listening to it around and then we went saw when we saw
• 45:37
  periphery um they played it after you know when the the band's all finished
• 45:42
  and they put the lights back on and they played The Stranger Things theme
• 45:46
  music me laugh I'm only about four episodes in we're sort of me and H are
• 45:50
  watching sort of one on night yeah and yeah I enjoy have you heard they getting
• 45:55
  a season two yeah yeah it's uh confirmed and they've actually released the
• 46:02
  strangely uh the the titles of all the episodes H and they've actually also
• 46:06
  confirmed when it's going to be set originally they were talking about about
• 46:10
  it and it was going to be set in the '90s right but now that it going it's a year
• 46:15
  after the first season okay which is probably just to explain the kids getting
• 46:21
  older if they live I don't know y
• 46:27
  well I'm not going to spoil anything yeah I'm pretty sure some those sweet sweet child
• 46:34
  deaths but I keep calling things though it is I'm find it a little
• 46:40
  predictable yeah right yeah I mean it's it is
• 46:44
  derivative uh of you know lots of things but I think in a good way no I'm
• 46:51
  enjoying it and I'll continue to watch it it'll take me a while
• 46:55
  but cool CU just whenever I get a night three and we can sit down and watch it
• 47:00
  we'll watch one episode right well I've been watching something
• 47:06
  as well uh something that it's been around for a little
• 47:10
  while uh probably probably heard of it uh may have even seen it before
• 47:16
  yourself I don't know it's uh Five Star Trek oh Star Trek the Next
• 47:22
  Generation I just I don't know for some reason it cuz it's on Netflix here uh I
• 47:29
  had started watching the original series uh and then for some reason I don't know
• 47:35
  I was like I really want to watch next Generation again actually and these are
• 47:39
  the they they remastered them and then tided up all the special effects and
• 47:45
  stuff and uh and I don't know I think it really holds up actually considering cuz
• 47:50
  I remember I I watched you know like a bunch of them when they first came out
• 47:55
  uh I don't think I've watched every episode but I watched it quite a bit and
• 47:59
  uh and I remember being fine but then
• 48:01
  later on I obtained from Italy uh the whole series and I guess they just
• 48:08
  weren't very good quality and I remember trying to watch it and being like I
• 48:12
  can't watch it's too hokey like cuz I remember I saw an episode that long ago
• 48:17
  and I just went this is dated horribly and I actually thought that the original
• 48:21
  series dated better well maybe it's just that I I don't know maybe I'm I'm
• 48:27
  blinded to it somehow but for me I watching I'm watching season one of it
• 48:31
  and I'm like no this holds up so I don't know maybe it's uh just
• 48:37
  Nostalgia but I actually watched couple episodes of sequest dsv the other week
• 48:43
  oh my God Jonathan Brandis yep before he
• 48:47
  killed himself yeah rest in peace not a
• 48:51
  could awake he did it too early no no no
• 48:54
  yeah probably probably had AIDS though
• 48:58
  yeah probably what yeah I don't know it's one of those child stars that
• 49:03
  couldn't couldn't handle it I guess do we know why he killed himself Jenna's
• 49:07
  gonna be really sad when she hears this she loved jonath brers I I didn't say
• 49:11
  the big deal about him I know girls in school around their age loved
• 49:18
  him yeah right didn't see the appe no
• 49:22
  that dolphin handsome young man
• 49:27
  be all over that do Rob Schneider Roy Schneider Not Rob
• 49:31
  Schneider is it Roy Schneider it's Rob yeah Roy
• 49:37
  Schneider Roy Schneider from is Roy
• 49:40
  sneeze again from Jaws yes that's right
• 49:45
  just sticking with the Sea theme now were we meant to discuss board games
• 49:50
  yeah somebody asked uh if we could review Carl actually listen to Carl hey
• 49:55
  Carl hi Carl if we could um could discuss board games and so I don't want
• 50:01
  to overdo it this week so I thought maybe we could just choose one uh that
• 50:06
  we have played maybe recently uh and discuss it a bit and give a bit give a
• 50:10
  bit of of a review okay think we can do that have you been playing something of
• 50:16
  late I'm board games board games I've been I've been skipping out in the ball
• 50:21
  game group for a while what was the last one I played what about you what's the
• 50:25
  last thing you played well I played uh just the other day uh it actually it was
• 50:30
  a Kickstarter uh and it took a few years to to come out I
• 50:35
  believe uh my a friend of mine got it uh it's called Planet
• 50:42
  defiant and it's kind of like an like a role playing um board game where you have
• 50:49
  they preset characters but they kind of you know level up as you go along you
• 50:52
  get more powers and and things uh and the the basically the
• 50:56
  story is you crash landed on a planet uh and you've got to survive uh there all
• 51:02
  these different aliens there are beta aliens Alpha aliens and Omega aliens uh
• 51:07
  and they get progressively more powerful um and there are a bunch of areas on the
• 51:11
  map and you've got to um travel around try and find parts to either call for a
• 51:18
  rescue ship or fix your ship and uh and survive okay so I'm just having a look
• 51:24
  now actually on the kickstarter page I found it now it's this one of these
• 51:27
  games where you sort of it's a co-op game where you play with people and then
• 51:30
  the board does its own thing or is it yeah so every round and then depending
• 51:36
  on on what happens like uh cuz you you end up in an area and then you read a
• 51:42
  story card for that area and either that'll say you've got to fight
• 51:45
  something or every round a bunch of monsters will uh spawn and you have to
• 51:50
  fight them if they're in your area and stuff yeah so the it's the game is
• 51:54
  trying to kill you and you and your friends have to survive yep I've played
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  um games like that before like um black plague and I can't remember the other ones at
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  the moment I'm drawing complete BL yeah well I mean it was a lot of fun
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  we had a lot of fun it took it it's very long I think probably not as long once
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  we got the rules figured out but it did take us all day um to to kind of
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  progress and we didn't we didn't end up completely finishing and but and we'd
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  been doing some stuff wrong so I think maybe it would have gone quicker if we
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  you know that's the thing it's always hard when playing a new game where yeah
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  you you think you're playing it right and then you go oh no we should have
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  been doing this the entire time and it would have been a completely different
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  experience there was a game I just played recently what's that
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  eclipse eclipse okay yep I played a nplayer game of eclipse and this is a
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  game that takes a long time it's about the they sort of say it takes about half
• 52:54
  an hour per person a turn uh the entire game oh right I see
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  so we had I say me and but the thing is we had a lot of new people
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  playing so it did take us a little bit longer as well and right eclipse is you
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  you're an alien race and you want to uh get the most
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  victory points at the end so you sort of want to expand out colonize planets
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  attack other people you form alliances and things like that it's a really fun
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  game but it's a very long game so we don't get play it very often but
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  definitely I would recommend eclipse eclipse all right the way it works is
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  you sort of got the board is actually
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  made up of like um octagon cards and you basically when you expand you turn one
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  over and you go okay I'm putting this here and I'm going to go that way
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  sometimes there'll be an alien race there that you have to fight before you
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  can go in other times you can just walk in mhm um each turn you can sort of do
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  different things you can explore you can build ships you can research and each
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  round new research comes out and you got to but it's also a resource
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  game right so as you're doing all these things where you explore or you research
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  something that costs you to do but then at the end of the turn you have to make
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  sure you can pay for it all and you get energy to pay for things by exploring
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  and taking over planets mhm
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  cool and did you win I would have won except I Allied myself with someone who
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  lost ah the way it works if you
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  Ally um it's your score divided by the man of people in your
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  alliance oh okay so um we got to a point
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  in the game where I may have I was being nice with people and then I tried to
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  completely destroy someone and it backfired uhhuh yeah sounds like and
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  then I had no defenses whatever and so I quickly had to neate some alliances to
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  keep me alive uhhuh and okay cool while
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  I by myself I had the points to win outright as the alliance they had one
• 55:08
  person had like half my score so meant nothing right is that cuz you tried to
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  murder them at some point yes yeah yeah well sounds like it's your fault yeah
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  but I will try and review a game that I know you own and I own but I haven't
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  played yet Star Wars carcassone oh yeah cool yeah yeah yeah uh I got
• 55:30
  that um just when we got here actually I haven't played it yet uh I should I
• 55:34
  should do that no I'll try and play it this week maybe we can discuss it next
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  week yeah all right it adds extra to it it's not just kazone there dice rolling and
• 55:44
  stuff oh okay interesting well as you know I'm I'm awful at carcassone so uh
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  yeah we'll see how I do it Star Wars kazone I just I just love Carone there's
• 55:55
  like see see I like I've only played it a couple of times but there is like
• 55:58
  there's a there is strategy to it but I just haven't bothered to consider that I
• 56:03
  just kind of like flip a tile and I go oh yeah I see where I want to put it
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  whereas I know that you know I was putting tiles down when we played last
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  and you were like what are you doing there's only one of there's only one of
• 56:13
  those I'm oh I don't know how many tiles there are like I don't yeah that's
• 56:19
  the thing you get that tile about it that way what's that but the thing is like
• 56:25
  you you would set it up and a you can't do that like there's only one tile you
• 56:28
  can get down that it would complete that for you and then you'd get that
• 56:31
  tile well see there you go that's how I play I just wing it yeah I I don't know
• 56:37
  how many how many of each tile there are or any of that stuff no I I honestly
• 56:40
  don't know either um for people who play all the time and that is a big thing for
• 56:44
  tournaments and things is Carone yeah sure set ofat they're big things that
• 56:49
  people would know the exact number of tiles yeah yeah How likely it is
• 56:54
  something's going to show up and no I just kind of wing it yeah it looks good go with
• 57:01
  it all right well that's our new segment uh board game reviews that's a that's
• 57:06
  not a very clever name no you think of another G you think of a better name
• 57:10
  what we call it Luke gets Bor we could do that as well cuz I know
• 57:14
  you like it when your name is in the segment title I kind of do yeah all right
• 57:21
  cool Corner crabs with
• 57:26
  too that was a good one yeah how about craps with
• 57:31
  like the game Oh I thought we're going to go to the casino or the toilet
• 57:37
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• 1:00:54
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• 1:01:02
  head mode uh and then yeah giant dwarf afterwards we saw him there went up and
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• 1:01:10
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• 1:01:16
  country now CU otherwise we could uh hang out a bit more everybody all you listeners are
• 1:01:22
  just going to have to get your asses over here and hang out with me now well
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  listening get your ass over here I might give you a free ticket to
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  something I no I'll be I'm not going to be with you in two weeks I'll be with you in
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  four well by the time the listeners hear this it'll be three but yeah yeah we
• 1:01:42
  could we should do something all together while you guys are
• 1:01:45
  here well in in the five minutes that Dan's going to
• 1:01:49
  have cuz we're going to be in Boston uhuh from let me just get the dates
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  we'll be osted from the 25th of
• 1:01:59
  September 25th okay until the
• 1:02:03
  29th 29th will be in Providence uhhuh and we're there till the
• 1:02:09
  2nd yep and then we're going to go to New York yes cool I'm going to New
• 1:02:15
  York next week I think cool H how far away is New
• 1:02:22
  York uh it wasn't that far I don't remember about 3 hours was
• 1:02:26
  yeah 3-hour Drive yeah yeah yeah it's pretty close Boston's closer but New York is
• 1:02:33
  close well we're flying out from New York and Hannah wants to go to the met and
• 1:02:39
  things I don't know what that is I don't actually either I think it's Museum or
• 1:02:44
  something it's the Met think so people talk about the met and I don't actually
• 1:02:49
  know what it is Museum of
• 1:02:54
  it funny am I going to have fun at this thing the Met is the Metropolitan Museum
• 1:03:01
  of Art oh doesn't spell
• 1:03:05
  met are you going to enjoy that yeah I love yous hey we've got a met here in Road
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  Island in Pucket go to that
• 1:03:16
  one yeah do it yeah easy done here go
• 1:03:21
  Hanah enjoy are we going to go to that thing restaurant you were talking about
• 1:03:28
  the Tim Burton one yeah uh yeah hopefully I'll I'll see if
• 1:03:32
  I can book it I wasn't sure if Dan was going to be able to make it looks like
• 1:03:35
  he's not so he's not he's he flies out on the second yeah so I guess yeah it'll
• 1:03:41
  just be us but yeah I'll try and book it in because yeah it would be good to talk
• 1:03:43
  about on this very show listeners yes um there is a uh Tim Burton well Beetle
• 1:03:49
  Juice specifically themed bar in New York and we're going to try to go to it
• 1:03:54
  apparently have to book in really early yeah so try and book it in now I I will
• 1:03:59
  cool I will we can go on the second third or fourth okay you don't have any dates
• 1:04:05
  locked in for anything no not at all just going to be there
• 1:04:09
  those three nights man I bet the listeners is going to love hearing us plan your
• 1:04:14
  holiday no leave it in it's all good this is
• 1:04:18
  gold comedy gold champagne
• 1:04:23
  comedy well I'm gonna I'm going to go and uh try and get some of this goo out
• 1:04:30
  of my face yep I can fill my drugs spring off so I'm going to have my
• 1:04:34
  nighttime sleepy time on now and go is Jin do you mean Jin no no I've still
• 1:04:41
  been drinking the Gin with my um P flu tablet but of course I mean it doesn't
• 1:04:47
  say don't drink it just says may increase the effects of alcohol booze is
• 1:04:52
  so cheap here Luke so cheap I know I'm going to be so drunk while I'm there
• 1:04:58
  I've got this where is it there it is
• 1:05:01
  I've got a it's like a 2 L bottle of vodka 20
• 1:05:08
  bucks it's polish vodka
• 1:05:10
  too so not fair that would be over a 100
• 1:05:15
  here yeah and uh yeah there's uh there's a lot of choices a lot of Gins you can
• 1:05:21
  get like a 2 lers of Gordon's gin for like I don't know 20 as well now I'm
• 1:05:26
  preparing myself for when I go over there this time about how to order a gin
• 1:05:30
  and tonic cuz me ordering Scotti Coke did not go down
• 1:05:34
  well just because of the pronunciation no it's because from what I've been told
• 1:05:39
  over there you need to ask for a
• 1:05:43
  brand not what you want so when I was drinking Scotch I should have been
• 1:05:47
  saying can I have a Johnny Walker
• 1:05:51
  and Coke or right that's what I've been told anyway anyway okay remember every time I went
• 1:05:58
  scotch and Coke they go what do you mean right maybe it's because You' already
• 1:06:04
  had a few and you were slurring there's also that possibility yeah and your accent never
• 1:06:11
  refuse though no you were not you were not wait did we get kicked out of
• 1:06:15
  somewhere I don't think we did no we nearly got kicked out of one place but
• 1:06:18
  um oh no yeah uh we were in Boston during the pum
• 1:06:23
  crawl the second place went to the security guard wasn't going to let me in
• 1:06:27
  so everyone were with left and we went to the next place that's right that's
• 1:06:31
  right that's probably the murder [Laughter] Pub I saved us that night no I'm serious
• 1:06:38
  that's the thing right that the security guards won't let them back in that's how
• 1:06:42
  they get murdered you'd been targeted Luke oh God and it's just lucky that
• 1:06:48
  that you were with all of us and we were like now we'll go somewhere else that
• 1:06:52
  could have been me that went missing you could have been Flo in the
• 1:06:56
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