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The Russian Baltic Naval Fleet with you have beautiful eyes · Rock For Initiative

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  everybody? Welcome to another episode of
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  Rockford Initiative. My name is Phil and I am your
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  And we talk about so much. Specifically, we talk about the
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  Russian Baltic naval fleet. And I know what you're thinking.
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  to right. That's Braden and Jack, so.
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  think of Jack as like the the alpha Jack.
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  The the the wizard, the sorcerer.
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  All right, So when people sign up for an interview on the show,
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  I have a single question on the calendar that just asks what are
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  some things that you want to talk about?
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  Your response was the Baltic Naval Fleet.
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  The Russian Baltic naval. Fleet, Yes, the Russian Baltic
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  Naval fleet. OK.
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  Yes, which I think for my money is the funniest thing to ever
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  happen in the history of the world.
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  Before before we get into this though, yeah, this is all Jack.
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  This is all me. It's.
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  Not me at all. It's.
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  Not a banned activity to sit and talk about the Russian Baltic
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  Naval Fleet. I mean, we'll talk about it, but
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  it's mainly just Jack. Because they don't have a
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  choice. That talks about it because I've
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  done 0 research into this. Well, they come over to my house
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  and I'm like, you know what I want to talk about?
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  Like, shut up. And I'm like the time that Japan
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  and Russia went to war with each other over a port in China, and
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  they're like, that's not interesting.
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  Well, I hope it's at least a little interesting.
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  I sell it sell. It so you.
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  Sell it to the to the to the average listener that's stumbled
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  upon this episode of Rockford Initiative.
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  So Russia is even now they want a deep water port that doesn't
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  freeze in the winter. If you look at Russia on a map
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  which I don't have a map of anything in the on me.
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  Because we can't read. Because we can't read.
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  I can't Google anything. They want a deep water port, so
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  they rented one from China after they built a railroad across
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  their country to what's called Port Arthur in China.
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  It's kind of like right near where China and Korea meet and
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  Japan went. No, you don't get that.
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  That's no, you don't get that. When was this?
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  Give me a timeline, the time frame.
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  This is I think it's 2000, 2004, I think it's pre World War 1, so
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  it's like 19 O. Four, you're a little off on
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  your first guess. I was off by like maybe 1000
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  years. Yeah, 100.
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  Jesus thousand years so it's before can't.
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  Read can't do math. I saw an interview with the with
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  the Ramones and they're like why does Dee Dee always count the
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  songs off and one of them just goes yeah he was always so good
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  with numbers. He was always good with Dumbest
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  1234. So it's pre World War One and
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  Japan responds by sinking the entire Russian naval fleet in
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  the Pacific over like the course of like 2 hours.
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  They just flatten them. So Russia goes, we should
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  probably do something about that.
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  Japan then declares war after they've said we've got in a bag
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  we've sank. All the boats, we're an island,
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  you know. They're an island.
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  So all of Russia's naval fleet is in like Latvia, like modern
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  day Lithuania, Latvia. And they have to go either 4000
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  miles by land or 18,000 miles by sea to get there.
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  So before they even start, they build a boat that's too big and
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  it just sinks in the harbor. They just, they just start and
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  they sink a boat, right? And then they're like, all
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  right, you got to get all the way there.
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  We have to have to fight this war.
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  Is that how they really sounded? Because I don't think that's a
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  very good Russian accent. There's too many accents because
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  it's the Soviet Union, so I'm just going to keep.
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  With my sure, sure, sure, sure. Good job for the listeners, like
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  the listeners normally Jack is like really, really good at
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  accents, but. For the.
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  Car for the listeners the people yeah the people that don't have
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  like the audio captions on right now we're gonna we'll.
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  We'll keep it simple. We'll keep it simple.
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  For people with the audio captions on, we'll make it seem
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  as though you're you're doing the.
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  Accents exactly. So Czar Nicholas the Second this
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  is pre Russian Revolution sends them and they immediately have a
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  ship run aground and they have another ship just crash into
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  another ship and one ship loses its anchor.
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  So they're off to a good start. Yeah, great start.
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  Then they didn't have like sailors.
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  Like Russia doesn't have like a Navy really.
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  They don't have like a naval population.
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  So they have all these people from like Inland Russia who they
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  conscripted who can't read, fans of the pod, fans of the van,
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  they can't read, they can't swim and they can't sail.
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  Russia. Russia, like famously, A
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  landlocked A landlocked country. Yeah, right.
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  There's only one country between Finland and North Korea, and
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  that's Russia. Yeah, they border.
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  One very long country. So it's like pencil.
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  It's like the Pennsylvania of countries.
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  It's the Pennsylvania. It's like Chile, but the long
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  way. It's like Argentina, but the
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  long way. If you just took Chile, just
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  went this this way. Yeah.
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  East, West. Yeah, sure.
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  Yeah. So I I want to say this guy's
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  name, but I'm not going to the guy who's in charge.
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  They just call him Mad Dog. Mad Dog.
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  All right. And they have to supply, I think
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  100 extra binoculars because every time he has a temper
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  tantrum, he just throws binoculars into the ocean.
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  And and this guy has a ton of temper tantrums.
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  Why are there no movies about this?
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  I feel like there should be movies about this.
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  Because you can't make a movie this sad.
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  It doesn't end happy. OK, this is that's a good
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  question. Like why not cast?
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  Yeah, because even the. Movie so they leave they crash
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  into each other they get to Denmark when they run into their
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  first Japanese ships all right I think they all they think they
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  think all of these boats open fire on 2 ships coming towards
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  them. They don't go identify yourself,
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  they just go and just start shelling these ships, fucking
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  bombarding them. The ships unharmed.
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  They miss every like 44 boats. They miss these two boats.
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  All they come with is a piece of paper that says Mad Dog, you've
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  been promoted. And then they fuck off.
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  So they just. So these are Russian ships then?
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  I think those were Russia. They're like Russian mail ships
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  or some or like Danish mail ships.
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  I'm not really sure what those two ships were.
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  They were just. Ships with the mail basically.
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  And then they get to the UK. They're just outside in what's
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  called Dogger Bank. You can look this up, the Dogger
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  Bank incident, they see 3 or 4 ships.
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  I think they see four ships. And again, they're like, these
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  are Japanese, this is the Japanese Navy, and they open
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  fire on them again, on the ships that they don't let identify
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  themselves, they just attack. So they're just any ship they
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  see. They're like Japanese.
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  Yes, because they have no idea where they are in the world.
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  Yeah, they're just in the water. They're in England and they're
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  attacking trollers. England also a an island though,
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  so you know, yes. Famously island boys.
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  So so during this battle, all 44 ships are sorry.
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  All the ships are like, I think they killed like two or three
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  people. I think they killed, they killed
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  2 Brits and injure 6. Meanwhile, there are people on
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  the boats in their life vests in the fetal position, just ready
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  to die. These are, they're like, I can't
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  swim. Other people are like, we're
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  being boarded right now. So they grab swords and they're
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  just attacking imaginary Japanese people on the ship.
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  On the on the English fishing trawlers.
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  Yeah, they're fishing trawlers. They can't.
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  Trawlers, like their Nets are in the dirt, so they can't just
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  like pick them up and go. Right, they're kind of.
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  Stuck. They're kind of stuck.
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  This is this is pivotal because this almost starts a war between
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  England and Japan. Oh, sorry, not Japan.
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  England and Russia. Yeah.
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  They were like, you can't just attack our fishing boats.
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  And they were the the Russians were like, sorry, we didn't know
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  we were under. We were pretty sure you guys are
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  Japanese. We thought you guys were the
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  Japanese, naturally. We saw boats, we thought this,
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  this becomes a running theme that they just attack ships, but
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  then they don't know what they are.
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  But the right the this almost starts a war with, obviously,
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  England. England, yeah.
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  Rule Britannia. Britannia rules the waves.
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  They're like, dude, these guys are, they can't hit boats that
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  are stationary. We would cook them, but the bet
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  that what they do is they then close the Suez Canal.
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  So they have to go the long way. They have to go all the way
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  around Africa to get to Japan, all the way over there.
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  Russia doesn't have African colonies, so there's nowhere to,
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  like, dock, dock. There's nowhere for them to,
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  like, do anything. Yeah.
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  So they have to then just load the ship with coal.
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  They were just like, all right, well, because we can't go the
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  shorter way. We have to just load with coal.
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  German ships give them tons and tons and tons of coal, which
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  just causes people to die that like it's just toxic to be on
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  the boat with that much coal. It's just too much coal and some
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  people are dying. Yeah, people are dying, but I'll
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  get back to that. Because once once they kind of
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  like round Portugal and they're like starting through Morocco,
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  they lose 1 of the ships, they lose, they lose the repair ship,
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  they're just like, fuck. It's the most important of the
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  ships. That's the most important of the
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  ships, the ship that helps repair the other ships.
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  So they lose them, they find them like sometime later.
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  This is also the longest military thing.
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  I think it's the longest military mission ever.
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  Like it takes seven months to get from where they're going to
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  where they got. And when you say lose them, I
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  now understand that to mean like they just lost them, like they
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  didn't know where they were, not like they lost them.
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  They that that ship sunk. Yeah, no, they didn't think they
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  were just like. Guys, where'd you go?
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  Where'd you go? They woke up late, got left home
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  alone. They took the wrong turn to
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  Albuquerque, mind you. That dog's chucking binoculars.
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  Binoculars. Binoculars.
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  He's getting so mad. They fit the binoculars on the
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  boat with all that coal. Yeah, they had extra binoculars,
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  so. And they're also, he's leaving a
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  trail of binoculars behind, right.
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  So if the ship is like like. Trailing like Hansel and Gretel
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  leaving the trail you would. Think you would think that the
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  repair boat would have known to follow the binoculars.
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  I think they did. Yeah, I think they did.
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  That's how they got back. I see.
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  I see. And when the repair boat got
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  back, they were like, guys, we attacked 3 Japanese ships, they
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  did the same thing. They were like we we attacked
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  the repair boat did, the repair boat did.
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  Just by themselves, they're like, oh, there's a boat, let's
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  attack that. Again, these are not Japanese
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  boats. One was a German boat, one was
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  another British boat, and one was a Finnish like merchant ship
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  or like a Swedish merchant ship. They just fucking attack them.
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  I think in my notes here it says 300 shells were fired and nobody
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  was hit. They're just, yeah, they're just
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  unload. You know, when you just like
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  spam attack and Elvin ring and you're just like, why isn't it
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  killing you? You're like, oh fuck, I got to
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  come back to this when I'm levelled up.
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  Yeah. So they're going, they go all
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  the way around Africa. And at that point people are
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  dying. The morale is dog shit.
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  As it would be. As it as you would imagine it
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  would be. Worse.
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  Worse than Odysseus's. The journey home.
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  The morale is so low. They they had a funeral and when
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  they were having which they had to have a million.
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  Funerals probably a lot at. This point, they're having a lot
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  of funerals. Do you think he was?
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  Was he chucking bodies like he was chucking binoculars or do
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  you think they were more? Do you think he was more?
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  Respectful. I think he was a little bit more
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  respectful at the corpses, but they have they have a funeral
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  and then they go to like shoot blanks, except one of the ships
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  doesn't shoot blanks. It just fires into another ship.
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  That ship had to get. That ship got.
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  Sent home actually probably the best case scenario for these
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  guys at this point. That's probably, that's probably
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  the best decision that they've made this whole time.
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  I mean, I think the best decision is attacking imaginary
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  people with swords. That to me is my that's my
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  favorite detail. If you think people are getting
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  on your boat and you're just, you're panicked because you
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  can't swim and you're in the ocean, you're terrified.
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  You think that people are getting on your boat of the
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  boats that you attacked. So you attack unprovoked.
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  Unprovoked. They're attacking ships all the
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  way there. So so then they get to
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  Madagascar again, Maraus Lowe and somebody says, you know what
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  we should do? Get pets.
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  We should get cool African wildlife on the ship.
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  So they all get like lizards. Parrot.
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  I think Mad Dog got a parrot at one point.
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  I, I looked this up and I couldn't find if this was true.
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  Somebody got a crocodile, OK. And somebody got a poisonous
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  snake that they used to feed vodka.
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  That's like, that's like in the rumor mill.
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  That's that. We can't know that.
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  One's that, one's not. Proof.
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  I feel like that's about as Russian stereotype as you get
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  buying a snake and feeding it vodka.
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  It's the first thing I would do just.
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  Yeah, I'm not sure. Yeah, sure.
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  So yeah, they get, I think somebody got bit by one of the
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  snakes and I think there was a day where everybody was looking
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  for somebody's lost chameleon. They were looking for the lost
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  chameleon on the board. So what happens after that?
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  They're in Madagascar. Oh yeah, everybody's sick.
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  And at one point Mad Dog gets sick.
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  He gets like. Not Mad Dog.
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  Mad Dog gets sick. Shout outs to Mad Dog.
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  Big respect Mad Dog. And the second in command has a
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  brain hemorrhage, so basically nobody's in charge.
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  They're in Madagascar. They're just at brothels.
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  Like everybody's going to brothels, no one's in charge.
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  Wildlife everywhere. They have a mutiny, It kind of
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  gets put down and then they take off.
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  I forgot at this point they're chucking so many people
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  overboard. I forgot to say that they're
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  also being trailed by sharks. Well, yeah, they're yeah.
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  They're in the water. Yeah, they're giving them free
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  meals. Yeah, of course the charge will
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  be following them. Yeah.
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  And then when they're like leaving Madagascar, mad dogs
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  like, dude, we need to actually learn how to be a Navy now.
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  Now's the tide. They have to cross the entire
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  Indian Ocean and mad dog's like, dude, we should do target
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  practice. So he has a one boat dragged
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  behind like a fake decoy boat and all that hits the real boat.
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  Right. They sink their own boat.
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  Doesn't say. There's no way this goes poorly.
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  Everything that could go wrong basically goes wrong.
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  You've got toxic animals. Yeah, Target practice.
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  Everybody has STD's. Everybody's got STD's.
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  Madagascar brothels from Madagascar brothels.
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  These guys are also like, they've probably never really
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  been hot. Yeah.
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  Can you imagine how hot? Right.
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  Yeah. This is to them if you're from
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  like, you know, central Russia, where like, I don't know.
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  You get like a good 50° day. Yeah, I feel like maybe like
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  that's as hot as it gets. It's like 70 and all of a sudden
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  you're like 110. Yeah, it's humid.
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  Yeah. And you're you have a snake.
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  Yeah. Like that's, that's got to be
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  crazy to them. Yeah.
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  So they they run out of ammunition because they're not
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  hitting any targets. Of course they do.
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  So they order more ammunition and what they get when they're
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  there, like what comes in the packages of ammunition, is
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  winter supplies. It's like fur coats and fur.
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  Where did they order these from? It's actually a really good
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  question. I have no.
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  Idea how this would work yeah how did they yeah how did they
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  set probably you know when did the when did the Dang Amazon.
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  When did, oh, when did Morse code?
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  Yeah, that's another thing. Thank you for reminding me that
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  when they were leaving Morocco they cut an underwater cable so
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  the whole country was without communication to the outside
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  world for like 4 days. Oh my.
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  Or at least one city in Morocco was without communication to the
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  outside world for like 4 days. And.
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  Because they're, they're, what do you call it?
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  Their anchor? Just yeah, yeah.
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  Snipped it. So how long?
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  So how long are we at now? How long have they how long have
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  they been? Let's, let's how how long have
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  they been at sea for? Let's go on Wikipedia because I
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  think this is Trafalgar I. That's the name of, that's the
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  name of a wing piece. Character Trafalgar.
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  Yeah, Trafalgar is the other. That's that's the other really
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  important naval war. Yeah, Trafalgar D Water law.
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  D Water Law. Yeah, we've talked about this,
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  Jack. We've talked about how One Piece
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  characters have the most insane names.
• 22:48
  That's. True.
• 22:52
  Let's see where's I don't know where it is.
• 22:55
  That's what I sorry, that's what I bring to the conversation as
• 22:57
  One Piece thing. One Piece.
• 22:59
  I talk about anime. I talk about anime and One Piece
• 23:02
  and Dungeons and Dragons and shit.
• 23:04
  Jack's all about all about this shit.
• 23:07
  The Baltic Naval Fleet. That's the only thing I'm into.
• 23:10
  I think at this point it's probably like 5 or 6 months that
• 23:13
  they've been at sea. Jesus Christ, Can you imagine?
• 23:15
  No. And it's not.
• 23:17
  It's sucks. It's fucking sucks dude.
• 23:21
  Where was I? These are all.
• 23:23
  People who have never been at sea before either, so like for
• 23:26
  the first month they're probably just seasick the whole time.
• 23:29
  Yeah. Oh, I didn't even think about
• 23:30
  how seasick they are. These are huge boats too.
• 23:33
  Yeah. You one of the boats is called
• 23:36
  the. I forget what the fuck it's
• 23:39
  called. It's it's still out there.
• 23:43
  They made it. Oh well, that's no spoilers.
• 23:47
  No spoilers. Yeah, they have like these are
• 23:52
  like kind of modern boats like it's it's nineteen O 5.
• 23:54
  They look like boats would look now sure, except one was too big
• 23:58
  and sink yes. So yeah, they got winter
• 24:01
  clothing instead of ammunition. I have no idea how they did
• 24:04
  communications. Yeah, and I would like to have
• 24:07
  been there when they were like, oh, finally some explosives and
• 24:10
  it was just coats and they were like we don't need this.
• 24:14
  We we won't need this for some time.
• 24:16
  Someone someone messed up. Yeah.
• 24:19
  So then I'm going to there's, I don't think anything happens
• 24:22
  like while they're going through the Indian Ocean.
• 24:25
  That must be a a talking relief. Yeah, right.
• 24:29
  So they finally get to Japan. They finally get to the to Sima
• 24:36
  Straight is what it's called. It's the strip of land between
• 24:40
  Korea and Japan, the strip of water between Korea and Japan.
• 24:42
  Yeah, Sushima, Sushima. And they're, they like they're
• 24:47
  coming in at night and the hospital boat has to have all of
• 24:51
  its lights on in order in like legally it has to have all of
• 24:55
  its lights on so that nobody attacks it and you don't attack
• 24:58
  the other one. Well, if I know one thing about
• 25:00
  this Baltic fleet, it's about attacking and not attacking the
• 25:04
  correct thing. You are wrong.
• 25:07
  They get over there and they crushed.
• 25:09
  No, they, they, they see one other ship and they're like,
• 25:14
  those are our boys. Those are our boys.
• 25:16
  That that thing in the water has to be another Russian ship.
• 25:20
  They must have forgotten that all of the Russian ships at this
• 25:23
  point are destroyed. So they signal, Hey, be quiet.
• 25:28
  OK, That ship over there, the ships behind us are Russian
• 25:32
  ships. You're a Russian ship.
• 25:34
  We're Russian ships. Chill.
• 25:37
  And it wasn't a Russian ship. It was a Japanese ship.
• 25:40
  And they just annihilate the entire fleet in the matter.
• 25:45
  And like this says that the battle lasted one day.
• 25:50
  It lasted from the 27th to the 28th of May 19 O 5.
• 25:57
  They just got slaughtered when they arrived there.
• 26:01
  So let me this is dark, but I'm going to read the list of
• 26:04
  casualties on the Japanese side. 117 people have died and 583 are
• 26:15
  injured. On the Russian side, 5000 are
• 26:19
  dead, 800 are injured and 6000 are captured.
• 26:24
  Every major ship has been captured.
• 26:27
  The Japanese took either sank or captured every ship and this
• 26:32
  basically ends the war. It was such a disaster that
• 26:37
  Russia. And the war really never
• 26:38
  started. I used a very one sided war
• 26:42
  until Japan actually got involved.
• 26:45
  Well, no Asian army or anything had ever beaten a European armed
• 26:50
  force. Yeah.
• 26:51
  Until then. That's crazy, right?
• 26:53
  Yeah, that's crazy. I think the Japanese also had
• 26:56
  British ships that. Yeah.
• 27:00
  I think they probably ships. That probably seems that
• 27:02
  probably seems accurate. I don't really know.
• 27:04
  I think, I think, I think they, I think they did so.
• 27:07
  And they were like also trained, yeah.
• 27:09
  And literate and knew how to swim.
• 27:13
  They knew. Important things.
• 27:14
  Yeah. So that's what happened and.
• 27:20
  That's a great story. Is that why?
• 27:23
  Is that why the Russian people revolted and killed Anastasia's
• 27:26
  dad? I think it kind of helped.
• 27:30
  Like I think it was embarrassing to lose to a smaller island.
• 27:36
  People like, I think this was like a big, I don't really know
• 27:40
  what led up to the Russian Revolution like.
• 27:44
  Yeah. That's so that's.
• 27:46
  I think starving was a big a big part of it.
• 27:49
  Yeah, so he's. So what we learned today at
• 27:53
  least, is the Russians are terrible when it comes to naval
• 27:58
  battles. Naval battles?
• 27:59
  Yes. Terrible.
• 28:01
  At it, but we know from history though in terms of like land
• 28:04
  battles. Crush it.
• 28:05
  Pretty good. That was like I had AI.
• 28:07
  Had a history teacher in high school that had like. 3 Cardinal
• 28:12
  rules. Yes #1 don't eat yellow snow.
• 28:17
  Good rule, hey? Thumbs up number #2 yeah, don't
• 28:21
  hold in a sneeze. Don't hold in a sneeze.
• 28:23
  Never hold in a sneeze and #3 don't invade Russia in the
• 28:30
  winter. This is this is a common
• 28:32
  misconception, but the Nazis and never invaded in the winter.
• 28:36
  I'm talking about, I'm talking about Napoleon.
• 28:38
  I don't think he invaded in the winter either, did he?
• 28:41
  I think he, I don't know exactly when, but I think it was winter
• 28:46
  to him. To him, Yeah, well.
• 28:48
  This is the thing. About like invading Russia.
• 28:51
  Yeah. Is they just have to stay 1
• 28:53
  village ahead of you. Yeah, because that's what they.
• 28:56
  I think they did this when Napoleon invaded Russia.
• 29:00
  They were just one village in front of their forces.
• 29:02
  Yep. They would burn everything down,
• 29:04
  poison the well, move on. Burn everything down, poison the
• 29:07
  well, move on. Yeah, burn everything down,
• 29:08
  poison the well. Yep.
• 29:09
  So there was like you were just, you're just exhausting your
• 29:13
  supply lines while they're just like, I'm home, baby.
• 29:19
  We're jealous. This is nothing to me.
• 29:21
  We're having a good time. I know it's cold to you, to you.
• 29:25
  See you that's. Another Tuesday.
• 29:28
  Listen, I would be having fist fights on frozen lakes if hockey
• 29:32
  didn't exist. This is nothing to me.
• 29:35
  Yeah, this is regular. Let's let's go.
• 29:40
  Let's go anime for a little bit. I'd love to hear.
• 29:42
  I'd love to hear your anime takes, Brayden.
• 29:45
  Yeah. For sure.
• 29:46
  Well, Jack just put his microphone down because I don't
• 29:48
  know how much he has to add to this.
• 29:50
  I have seen cartoons, yeah. No, I mean, I love, I love
• 29:56
  anime, you know? Can we?
• 29:58
  Just let me, let me turn it back just a second.
• 30:01
  I want to. I want to make sure that the
• 30:03
  Internet heard Jack call anime cartoons.
• 30:07
  Yes, yeah, that's fine. Which is that like from?
• 30:10
  Is that a thing? I think that's a.
• 30:11
  Thing I think, I think people get real salty about that.
• 30:14
  I don't. I don't really care.
• 30:16
  I mean, in my defense, the pictures do move.
• 30:18
  No, I get it. And I do love cartoons.
• 30:21
  Yeah, I think I I didn't. Know that that was I know
• 30:24
  there's the Subs versus dubs debate.
• 30:27
  Yeah, I just think like, I mean, cartoons is a very like Western,
• 30:31
  like a Western term, you know what I mean?
• 30:34
  It is. I guess it's not Western, but
• 30:37
  it's like a Western originally, Yeah.
• 30:39
  Like what's I think? The same people or the same
• 30:41
  caliber of people that get upset when you talk about what is and
• 30:46
  is not emo are the ones that are getting upset about anime being
• 30:49
  called cartoons. But those people fucking suck.
• 30:53
  Yeah. Those people who are like, real
• 30:55
  emo is back in the day. It was back in DC when we were
• 31:00
  in the 40s. Those people suck.
• 31:03
  Like, I think that argument is lame.
• 31:05
  Yeah. Let things evolve.
• 31:07
  Let us use the same name for different.
• 31:09
  Music. Yeah, 'cause you're not.
• 31:11
  Still speaking Proto Indo European, You're speaking modern
• 31:15
  English. Like things change and we call
• 31:17
  them the same thing. Yeah, it's totally fine.
• 31:19
  Well, it's crazy too, because even and like fucking, you know,
• 31:23
  spoilers for one piece, but like Luffy's Luffy's gear five and
• 31:28
  one piece, they literally he literally taps into what people
• 31:31
  are like calling the tune force, which is because he's able to
• 31:35
  change, he's able to change the things around him into rubber
• 31:39
  and he's able to like basically mimic that's.
• 31:42
  So Brazilian. Cartoons like he he is a lot.
• 31:46
  A lot of the stuff. A lot of the stuff he's doing in
• 31:49
  Gear 5 is mimicking Western cartoons.
• 31:52
  That's he has a very cartoony character.
• 31:54
  I don't know a lot about One Piece, but.
• 31:57
  One piece is great, I so here's. We have a song coming out about
• 32:01
  one piece. We do, actually.
• 32:02
  We do have a song about one piece coming out.
• 32:05
  It was my idea to do about one piece and I was like but I can't
• 32:08
  write. Anything.
• 32:09
  Yeah, that was like, oh, don't worry Jack, I got you to.
• 32:11
  Write all of the lyrics. Yeah, which is so crazy.
• 32:14
  So shout out, shout out to Will Thome.
• 32:16
  He one of my really, really good friends from New York, big, big,
• 32:21
  big, big into One Piece and has tried to get me into One Piece
• 32:25
  for years and years and years and years.
• 32:27
  And I just said no Will like it's too much.
• 32:29
  I guess. There's so many episodes I think
• 32:31
  by the like. So many I have it was like.
• 32:33
  Short attention when he was talking to me about this it was
• 32:35
  like maybe like 708 hundred episodes so back in 2023 I
• 32:41
  finally was like bit the bullet and I was like all right I'm
• 32:43
  going to watch One piece and at this point they had passed 1000
• 32:46
  episodes and so. Yeah, that's.
• 32:52
  It and so I texted Will and I was like, well, I'm going to
• 32:54
  start my one piece journey in October of 2023, July of 2024, I
• 33:03
  had fully caught up. How many months is that?
• 33:05
  Wow. November, December.
• 33:09
  January. February, March.
• 33:13
  April, May. Do a little, do a little math.
• 33:16
  OK, what was the? What was the original date?
• 33:19
  October 2023, the literally the 1st of October 2023 and July of
• 33:26
  2024. I don't know the exact date when
• 33:28
  I actually caught up. I mean, I probably could go like
• 33:29
  look at my text messages. Easily sailed from the Baltic
• 33:32
  coast all the way to Japan. Yeah.
• 33:35
  Around Russia, yeah. Yeah, no problem.
• 33:37
  Yeah, so. That is 274 days.
• 33:41
  That means you were watching probably about four episodes a
• 33:45
  day. Yeah, I think I was I think I
• 33:47
  was averaging because there were there were sometimes where I was
• 33:50
  I got a little burnt out. And so I like so, but I think
• 33:55
  when I first started basic from like, I would say like episode 1
• 34:00
  until about around the time skip, which I, I, you can't,
• 34:07
  don't quote me on when the time skip happens.
• 34:09
  I don't know what episode that is.
• 34:11
  It's probably around like 4 or 500, maybe 600.
• 34:14
  I don't know again. Or 600.
• 34:16
  You have a 200 episode range. Yeah, so I think so between
• 34:21
  somewhere between 4 episode 400 and 600 is when the time skip
• 34:25
  happens. I was probably averaging around
• 34:29
  40. I was probably averaging around
• 34:31
  40 to 50 episodes a week. It's like a full time job.
• 34:35
  And then I, yeah, I, well, I was watching it while I was working
• 34:38
  one, one of my jobs. So I watched so many episodes.
• 34:42
  I was like, you're like working like I'm watching.
• 34:45
  No, I was working. So I was working at the local.
• 34:48
  I was working at the local YMCA at from 5:00 AM until 8:00 AM.
• 34:54
  So I was working, I was working, yeah, only a three hour shift,
• 34:57
  but it was when the Y opened and so nobody this.
• 35:02
  Was in Manhattan, no. No, no, this isn't.
• 35:04
  No, this is when I was back in Ohio.
• 35:06
  Because I walked past that YMCA. That's just like in Manhattan.
• 35:10
  I know what you're talking about, yeah.
• 35:11
  And the smell of chlorine comes out.
• 35:13
  Yeah. And it's really weird to smell.
• 35:17
  Yeah, in Manhattan, Yeah, You're like, whoa, I'm on 44th St.
• 35:22
  Yeah, so in nine months, I, I caught up to where One Piece
• 35:25
  was, I think at the time then it was probably around like 1020
• 35:30
  something, 1030 something. They had just finished, they
• 35:33
  just finished the Wano arc and they were getting ready to move
• 35:37
  over to the Egghead arc. So I had I had fully caught up
• 35:41
  and I'm still I'm only like like 6 episodes behind on the on the
• 35:46
  yeah, I'm like 6 episodes behind on the L bath arc.
• 35:49
  But I'm all but I'm fully caught up on the manga.
• 35:52
  I've I've I'm fully caught up reading where they are.
• 35:55
  How do they make I? Thought you couldn't read?
• 35:59
  Well, it's mostly you can read. Well, it's mostly.
• 36:02
  Mostly, you're right. Like I don't, I don't need to
• 36:05
  read to see what's going on in the pictures.
• 36:07
  Bobby Bobby posted on his Instagram story like a review of
• 36:11
  Dungeon Carl. Dungeon Crawl and Carl, yeah.
• 36:14
  And I was like, what the fuck are you doing?
• 36:15
  You know what? I messaged him also.
• 36:17
  I also, I messaged him separately and I was just like,
• 36:20
  hey, I'm really proud of you because I also love that book
• 36:22
  series. You can't let Jack see this.
• 36:25
  You can't let Jack know what's somebody.
• 36:28
  Shout out to Bobby and tell him it is some words.
• 36:30
  Yeah. It is.
• 36:33
  Yeah, shout outs for the rest of it.
• 36:34
  Is one of those books though, that is very popular because of
• 36:38
  the audio book, because of the audio book out there.
• 36:41
  Oh dude. So we've called them a guitar
• 36:43
  for boys, yeah. Court of No, I mean, yeah.
• 36:46
  That right bef I've saw like a TikTok video right before where
• 36:50
  they were talking right before I got on with you guys where they
• 36:52
  were talking about dungeon crawl and Carl being a guitar for
• 36:56
  boys. I see, I see you have the books.
• 36:57
  I see you have the books. I do, right?
• 36:59
  I could write there those covers anywhere.
• 37:01
  And then there's a little 3D printed Carl holding him up.
• 37:04
  Sick. But yeah.
• 37:08
  Do you consider audio books reading?
• 37:10
  Yeah, because I don't actually really read.
• 37:13
  Yeah, I, I think I, I. I listen to a book.
• 37:17
  Because here, because here's my thing about, here's my thing
• 37:19
  about audiobooks is I think if you literally were to spend the
• 37:24
  same amount of time reading as you would be listening to the
• 37:28
  audiobook, you would get the book done in the amount of time
• 37:32
  that it is to listen to the audiobook.
• 37:34
  And I'm also not an ableist. Like, I would be like, yeah, I
• 37:38
  don't think that the blind should not enjoy books.
• 37:40
  Yeah, exact seems real. No, I agree.
• 37:42
  So yes, I do have. Braille for that as well.
• 37:45
  I am but. And to be speechless.
• 37:49
  Phil, you got me. Phil, you got me.
• 37:53
  Damn. He's made a great point.
• 37:55
  And I have nothing to. I was trying to be inclusive.
• 37:57
  Yeah. And he just out it's.
• 37:59
  Great that you were trying to be inclusive.
• 38:01
  I'm sorry, I'm, I'm over here just dashing your dreams and and
• 38:06
  good, good guy points. Yeah.
• 38:10
  I will say, if we want to, if we want to take this combo back to
• 38:13
  anime, this is my this is my hot take.
• 38:14
  This is my hot take on anime. Subs or dubs?
• 38:18
  Hold on, let's let's let it cut evenly for the, for the, for the
• 38:23
  content creation and go. I think it depends on the show
• 38:31
  you're watching. Oh, Subs or dubs?
• 38:34
  Yeah, because I have never gone Subs because I don't want to be
• 38:41
  looking. Sure.
• 38:43
  I want to be looking at all of the the things that are going
• 38:46
  on. Yes, but some people like the
• 38:48
  original voice actors are so good.
• 38:50
  You want to enjoy that. And you're like, sure, I
• 38:53
  understand that. Yes.
• 38:54
  I don't understand that. So here's my biggest here's my
• 38:58
  biggest proponent of this Right. So last year, was it last year?
• 39:03
  I don't remember. Anyways, the Chainsaw Man movie,
• 39:05
  The Reza arc came out. Right, sick theme song.
• 39:09
  Fuck it, it's such a. Good theme.
• 39:10
  Really, really good movie too. Really beautifully, like really
• 39:14
  beautifully animated. Really, really well done.
• 39:17
  I went and saw it with Sub, right?
• 39:22
  I went and saw it with Sub and I was not impressed.
• 39:28
  Are you in the theaters? I was in.
• 39:29
  I was in the theaters. I was, I was in.
• 39:31
  I watched it in theaters. So you're looking at letters of
• 39:34
  foot tall? Yes, and everything is
• 39:37
  happening. Yes, yes, exactly.
• 39:38
  And I was not impressed. Dang.
• 39:41
  I liked I liked the music and I liked the voice acting, but
• 39:46
  everything else I was like, and then and then I was like, I need
• 39:50
  to give it a second shot because there was there is a lot of
• 39:53
  sensory overload because I was trying to read.
• 39:55
  I was trying to pay attention. I went back and saw it in dubs
• 40:00
  and I have AI had a much better time and I had a much I had much
• 40:07
  more appreciation for the film because I was able to see what
• 40:10
  was going on. Yeah, without having to divide
• 40:14
  my attention. Right.
• 40:15
  Yeah. So I think I.
• 40:18
  Just out of curiosity. Yeah, go ahead.
• 40:20
  Sorry. Out of curiosity, how did you
• 40:22
  watch the series? I watched it and I watched the
• 40:25
  series and sub. Interesting, but you didn't like
• 40:28
  the movie in dub in theaters? I'm sorry.
• 40:31
  In sub, in theaters, yes. Correct.
• 40:33
  Just maybe because it was in a theater and the screen is so
• 40:37
  fucking big. Yeah.
• 40:40
  So I so normally when it when it comes to anime for me, normally
• 40:43
  I will watch it sub. I know I will watch it sub.
• 40:47
  I will watch it as it, I will watch it as it comes out because
• 40:49
  I just like it that way. I will watch things in dub
• 40:54
  though. If I am going back to a series
• 40:58
  and I, if I, if I enjoyed the series and I now want to see
• 41:02
  like, OK, what now? What's the English like quote UN
• 41:04
  quote adaptation of this? And how are the English voice
• 41:07
  voice actors like presenting this?
• 41:09
  Then I'll go back and watch it, especially if I just want
• 41:11
  something on as like background noise, I'll watch it in English.
• 41:15
  That way I can just like listen and I kind of know what's going
• 41:18
  on already because I've, I've gone through the series.
• 41:20
  Have you ever watched a dub and been like they that's the voice
• 41:24
  they went with? Yeah, yeah, hundreds.
• 41:27
  Yeah, hundreds. Yeah, that's.
• 41:29
  Not what he sounded like or they sounded like before.
• 41:31
  Oh, yeah, hundreds sometimes. Yeah, absolutely.
• 41:34
  I think one of the biggest. OK, here's another hot take.
• 41:38
  I think one of the biggest. You think English is the best
• 41:43
  language? So I was so I was very I was
• 41:50
  very into anime as a child, right.
• 41:52
  You know, I kind of, you know, I grew up watching like Dragon
• 41:55
  Ball Z when Naruto came onto the scene, I watched Naruto.
• 42:01
  Yeah, exactly. And then I kind of fell off,
• 42:04
  right. I fell off in those like like
• 42:06
  teen years, like early teen years and then.
• 42:10
  And the show that actually got me back into anime was a little
• 42:14
  show called Sword Art Online. Sword Art Love Sword Art Online.
• 42:19
  Which most, most anime fans, I think like a lot of like anime
• 42:23
  enjoyers would look at me and say that's a fucking trash show.
• 42:27
  And here's the thing. They're not super wrong, but I
• 42:32
  have to. I likes it, I know.
• 42:34
  And that's. Great.
• 42:35
  I do. I really do.
• 42:36
  Like, Yeah. I thought, but here, and here's
• 42:38
  the thing, I have to give it as accolades and I think if a lot
• 42:41
  of like anime fans actually like sat down and thought about it
• 42:44
  for a second. I think Sword R Online brought a
• 42:48
  lot of anime fans back that had been gone for years, right?
• 42:54
  Does it have some problematic things in it?
• 42:57
  Absolutely. So do most anime.
• 42:59
  That's not the anime where there was nobody like in charge of the
• 43:02
  dub. So the dub is just fucking why?
• 43:04
  No, that's ghost story. Yeah, something like.
• 43:08
  I think you're right. I think it's Ghost Story.
• 43:10
  Ghost story is crazy. It was like an.
• 43:12
  Adult Swim. Cartoon.
• 43:13
  Yeah, there's a there's a clip of where they're like where
• 43:16
  they're like running on a track. And he was just like, they're
• 43:18
  like, go, go, go. And he's just like, oh, I can't
• 43:21
  anymore. And then he goes run like a
• 43:22
  black person chasing you. And he goes, Oh my terrible, by
• 43:26
  the way, terrible. Just want to say that.
• 43:29
  Absolutely terrible. But that's what they did.
• 43:31
  That's what they did. That's what they did.
• 43:33
  If you got, if somebody gave you a cartoon, yeah, it's just like
• 43:37
  dub it and you were like, what's it about?
• 43:39
  And they were like, I didn't say I'd had that.
• 43:41
  Information, it doesn't matter. That's basically, yeah, that's
• 43:45
  basically what they did. They were just like, what?
• 43:47
  I don't know. Yeah, that's so sick.
• 43:49
  But yeah, so. So Sword Art Online brought me
• 43:53
  back into anime and I actually watched Sword Art Online first
• 43:58
  in dub and then when I went to go back and watch it in sub, I
• 44:02
  was like, oh, I don't really like this.
• 44:05
  I don't, I don't know if I like this.
• 44:09
  And so so yeah. So I.
• 44:10
  Always have like a very like high pitched Japanese voice
• 44:13
  actor, right? Yes, yeah, yeah.
• 44:15
  My my Portuguese teacher said that he couldn't watch The
• 44:18
  Simpsons in English because hearing Homer's American voice
• 44:22
  was just like it was splitting the fucking hemisphere.
• 44:25
  Yeah. And he was like he was.
• 44:27
  Interesting. He was like, no, Homer's
• 44:29
  supposed to be for Rio, that. Really, like turns like that,
• 44:35
  that concept is not something that I would have ever thought
• 44:38
  about until you brought it up just now.
• 44:40
  But like, that kind of turns my whole perspective of things
• 44:43
  upside down. Like, yeah, there are people
• 44:45
  who've never watched The Simpsons in English and.
• 44:49
  Just the guy who does Homer Simpsons voice in Mexico is
• 44:53
  supposed to be elite, like, the best voice actor of all time.
• 44:57
  Interesting. But like, yeah, like, some shows
• 44:59
  get dubbed and like in other languages and then just take on
• 45:03
  a whole fucking new life. Yeah.
• 45:05
  Like, you know, the show everybody hates Chris.
• 45:07
  Yes. That's the most popular show in
• 45:09
  Brazil. That's.
• 45:10
  Crazy. Because somebody described it to
• 45:13
  me, they were like, it's kind of an A believable Brazilian story.
• 45:17
  They were like, this dub is incredible.
• 45:19
  It's just about like people with not a lot of money in a diverse
• 45:22
  situation just hanging out with each other.
• 45:25
  Yeah, in like a city. So they were like, it's not like
• 45:29
  rich people doing. I'm just, I'm being really mean
• 45:32
  to Brazilians. Yeah, we're supposed to tour
• 45:35
  there. We're.
• 45:35
  Supposed to tour there. We're supposed to play every
• 45:37
  single place there. Yeah.
• 45:38
  But he was like, it's not like unimaginable that they're just
• 45:41
  like, they're just dudes hanging out.
• 45:42
  And. And I guess it was also probably
• 45:45
  if you put on at the right time. That's fair.
• 45:47
  He. Watches it.
• 45:47
  Yeah, like that I guess that's the dub sub debate if you if the
• 45:52
  dub is fucking dog shit. Yeah, do you watch it in sub do?
• 45:55
  You watch it in sub yeah, but then you have to.
• 45:57
  I would say I for me, a lot of time it's like, how much of it
• 46:01
  am I going to consume? Like am I watching an an episode
• 46:04
  as it comes out? Then yeah, sub's fine.
• 46:06
  If I'm going to like watch 50 or or 60 episodes of One Piece in a
• 46:12
  week, I'm probably I'm probably going to go with the dub.
• 46:14
  Yeah, there's a like, and like I said, there are some shows where
• 46:17
  I'm just like, I just watch it. I watch it in dub.
• 46:20
  One of those shows was it's called Delicious and Dungeon.
• 46:24
  It's on Netflix. It's really good.
• 46:27
  You actually would probably enjoy that.
• 46:28
  So it's basically it's like a fantasy anime and they do like
• 46:32
  fantasy stuff. They're like in a dungeon and
• 46:34
  they're like dungeon crawling basically, like trying to find
• 46:37
  this one guy's sister that they lost on a previous adventure,
• 46:41
  but they have no money. And so they end up hiring this
• 46:44
  guy who lives in the dungeons. And that guy like teaches them
• 46:48
  how to cook food by killing the dungeon monsters.
• 46:51
  The monsters that live in the dungeon.
• 46:53
  Yeah, anime food is awesome. Exactly.
• 46:55
  Oh, it's so good. Can't watch that?
• 46:56
  Hungry. No.
• 46:57
  So, yeah, So I watched. I watched that in full dub
• 46:59
  because I knew the guy who voiced Senchi is is sung one who
• 47:06
  is a prolific YouTube and has been on the in the YouTube
• 47:10
  sphere for years and years and years that.
• 47:12
  Korean guy from LA. Yeah, sung one.
• 47:14
  Yeah. Oh shit, that's funny.
• 47:16
  Yeah, he's funny. Yeah, he's very funny.
• 47:18
  And so I know he's, you know, he's done a lot of other like,
• 47:21
  VAVA work, like over the years. Obviously he was in K Pop Demon
• 47:25
  Hunters. I'm pretty sure he voiced one of
• 47:26
  the characters in K Pop Demon Hunters.
• 47:28
  I can't remember which one. The only anime I've watched is
• 47:31
  every Studio Ghibli film. Yeah, that's I've watched all
• 47:35
  of. Them they are.
• 47:36
  They are great. Yeah, but that's like the most
• 47:38
  basic answer. No, not really.
• 47:41
  No. I would say like, I think DBZ is
• 47:43
  the most basic answer because I think every kid, every kid
• 47:47
  wanted every kid wanted to fucking go Super Saiyan.
• 47:50
  Naruto also I think is another one that a lot of a lot of kids
• 47:54
  watch Pokémon. Pokémon, yeah Pokémon, but yeah,
• 47:58
  Pokémon yeah Pokémon was like Pokémon Nancy at the same time.
• 48:03
  Yeah, since you brought up Delicious and Dungeon, how about
• 48:05
  my favorite anime about food? Food Wars?
• 48:07
  Do you ever watch that one? No, I've never watched food
• 48:10
  wars. Oh God.
• 48:12
  The whole premise of. This like show the food and
• 48:14
  you're just like, I know it's not real, but I would the.
• 48:18
  Whole premise is that the main character cooks so well that
• 48:21
  when he feeds his food to people it blows their clothes off.
• 48:24
  Yeah, they it's, yeah, they get so incredibly horny by this
• 48:31
  spook. Just for the food.
• 48:33
  Specifically for the food. Yeah.
• 48:35
  Have you seen what countries listen to your podcast?
• 48:38
  Can you do that yet? Yeah, OK.
• 48:40
  Because I was going to say like, I feel like that is the fucking
• 48:45
  funniest shit, I hope. That we get a lot of Russia and
• 48:47
  a lot of Brazil for this episode.
• 48:49
  I hope. So I hope Brazil listens in
• 48:52
  droves. Yeah, we were actually trying to
• 48:54
  go down. We want to do a tour down.
• 48:56
  There trying to go. We want to do, we want to do a,
• 48:58
  we want to do a basement tour in Brazil.
• 49:00
  We're not sure if. That's awesome.
• 49:02
  We not, we don't. I don't care if they don't.
• 49:03
  I don't care if they have basements.
• 49:05
  We're going to call it our our Brazil basement tour.
• 49:08
  Regardless of whether they're not they have.
• 49:10
  Vocete oyos Lindus, You have beautiful eyes.
• 49:13
  Vocete Oyos. Lindus, Jack.
• 49:16
  Actually. Does Jack actually does?
• 49:19
  Speak Jack actually does speak Portuguese.
• 49:21
  Relatively well, actually. I feel like you don't know that.
• 49:24
  You just hear me speaking occasionally with our friend
• 49:28
  Louise and you're like, he's probably good.
• 49:30
  Hey Jack, it's because I'm a dumb American that does not know
• 49:34
  another language, so I even if you were.
• 49:37
  Saying a dumb American who also. Doesn't know it doesn't matter.
• 49:40
  You like speak in like what I assume are full sentences and
• 49:44
  that is more than I can do. Just me being like, so how do
• 49:48
  you say bird? It's like, impressive, you know,
• 49:51
  like, so like, what's the word for like dog?
• 49:56
  Our friend was talking about how he jumped out of a plane and I
• 50:00
  was, oh, yeah. And I was like, I had to stop
• 50:02
  the conversation. I was like, did you say jumped
• 50:04
  out of a plane? Did you say you said jumped out
• 50:07
  of a plane? Right.
• 50:07
  He was like, yes. And they went right back.
• 50:09
  And I was like, and I couldn't hear anything else, right.
• 50:14
  He was like, so he was just talking about skydiving and I
• 50:17
  was like. So you guys are obviously
• 50:25
  touring Brazil. Is that actually booked or
• 50:28
  you're just looking to book it currently?
• 50:30
  It's not booked. That's not booked.
• 50:32
  It's not booked. We don't.
• 50:33
  We don't even know who could book that book that I don't know
• 50:35
  who could book. That obviously you're listeners,
• 50:38
  yeah, yeah. Listeners, if you're in Brazil,
• 50:40
  if you know anyone who is Brazilian, that would OfferUp
• 50:43
  their domicile. We won domicile.
• 50:47
  You know that, like, how Shakira played like Copacabana Beach
• 50:52
  like a couple months ago and it was like, to like, millions and
• 50:55
  millions of people. Yeah, right.
• 50:56
  We want to do that. Yeah.
• 50:57
  We want to do what? We just want to do what Shakira
• 51:00
  did and play for millions and millions of people and call out
• 51:02
  your deadbeat husband. Yeah.
• 51:04
  In front of millions of people. That was the most elite ship
• 51:08
  ever. So funny there's.
• 51:09
  There are some amount of single moms in this country and I'm one
• 51:13
  of them. That's awesome.
• 51:14
  There's a there is a there is a reason why we have a full song
• 51:18
  about Shakira. Because she's elite.
• 51:20
  She's the goat. So you guys have a song about
• 51:22
  Shakira? You have a song about One Piece?
• 51:25
  Yeah. Is is your song about Shakira on
• 51:26
  your EP that that you guys released earlier this year?
• 51:29
  It is. It's called the.
• 51:30
  It's called The Sun Goes Down. I like the idea of not promoting
• 51:35
  our band on a podcast. Like this is a great idea for a
• 51:38
  podcast? Yeah, I like it.
• 51:39
  You're just doing fun. I fucking hate when, like you
• 51:42
  listen to a a comedy podcast and it's just two comedians talk
• 51:46
  about doing stand up. That fucking blows.
• 51:49
  And it's kind of the same when like bands just talk about like,
• 51:51
  yeah, so like it's scales. That's the same thing.
• 51:55
  That's boring. You know what I mean, dude?
• 51:58
  So like I have like a scale and I play the low notes 1st and I
• 52:02
  go, I go up that. Are people talking about their
• 52:06
  artistic process? Yeah, the memes like what's your
• 52:09
  artistic process? What's How did you guys name
• 52:11
  your band? Well, that's easy.
• 52:15
  What tuning do you play in? You guys have beauty flies,
• 52:17
  obviously. Yeah, we play in E.
• 52:19
  Flat, yeah. Oh, that's because that's
• 52:22
  because Jack, that's what Jack likes to play in.
• 52:24
  That's. Because I like, I like nines in
• 52:26
  E flat, because I like the way that that feels.
• 52:28
  Yeah, I like light strings in E flat.
• 52:30
  And we we got our name from an over the garden wall reference.
• 52:33
  Yeah, because we both, we both love that show.
• 52:37
  My my sister went to high school with Pat McHale, the guy who did
• 52:40
  that show. So I think it's so good and in
• 52:43
  my hometown. That came up on like an episode
• 52:45
  I just did. We were talking about Over the
• 52:47
  Garden Wall and how it's like an annual tradition just.
• 52:50
  Every October. We're about to, Yeah, we're
• 52:52
  about, I think. I think Jack and I will
• 52:53
  probably. Eat mushrooms and watch a couple
• 52:56
  episodes. Yeah.
• 52:57
  Yeah, watch. Well, we might watch the whole
• 52:58
  thing. Yeah.
• 52:59
  Oh yeah. It's only like 9 minutes.
• 53:00
  It's really short. Yeah, they're like 10 minutes.
• 53:03
  Yeah, it's like really short. Yeah, and it's a perfect.
• 53:06
  Perfect watch. I'm not a I'm not a fall guy,
• 53:09
  though. I'm I'm summer you.
• 53:12
  You do love summer. Fucking love summer, Yeah.
• 53:15
  I love spring. Where do you guys live?
• 53:17
  Ohio, Columbus, OH OK. I can see that being more of a
• 53:22
  like I love summer kind of state, like where I'm I'm in
• 53:24
  North Carolina right now. It's like 110° outside and it
• 53:28
  and like 100% humidity. I'm like, please bring the fall,
• 53:31
  please bring the winter. I actually think I'm in the
• 53:34
  minority in Ohio. I think most people like fall.
• 53:38
  Yeah. I think people like they're like
• 53:40
  fall. Yeah, winter.
• 53:42
  I don't know anybody that likes winter.
• 53:45
  I this is a hot take, but we don't have cold enough winters.
• 53:50
  Are we in Ohio? Yeah, I OK, the winters are.
• 53:53
  Not cold enough? No, but they are yes.
• 53:55
  They are fucking miserable. They're miserable, yes.
• 53:59
  But they're not. It's not because it's cold.
• 54:01
  Yeah, it's because the weather. Sucks the sun goes away that
• 54:06
  like this the we have what's it called Wright Patterson?
• 54:10
  Is that the Air Force Base? Yeah, yeah.
• 54:11
  Wright Patt. Yeah.
• 54:12
  Wright Patt Air Force Base is in central Ohio.
• 54:15
  Because it's so cloudy here, they knew that nobody could get
• 54:21
  satellites overhead to look at. Yeah.
• 54:23
  For long enough to take in the information.
• 54:25
  Yeah. So that's what our winters are
• 54:27
  like. But we like you can't go ice
• 54:29
  skating. No.
• 54:31
  I went ice skating for a week last year.
• 54:33
  Because it doesn't get it doesn't get cold.
• 54:34
  Enough it doesn't get that cold. Yeah, it doesn't stay below
• 54:36
  freezing for like. Very long.
• 54:38
  Months. You know what I mean?
• 54:40
  Like we just we get all of the bad parts of winter snow cold,
• 54:45
  Yep, no sun, Yep, not being able to eat yellow snow, Yep, and
• 54:49
  then none of the good parts, which is like.
• 54:52
  And sometimes we get tornado, sometimes we get tornadoes in
• 54:55
  winter, which is crazy. And I'm so scared of.
• 54:58
  Tornadoes. Yeah.
• 54:59
  Snownadoes. Snownadoes.
• 55:03
  We were at a bar the other day and I was and I was trying to
• 55:06
  leave and as I leave all of everybody's phone just goes and
• 55:11
  it was like tornado warning and we were in this the bars below
• 55:16
  ground. Yep.
• 55:16
  So I was like fuck, the safest place to be is to drink another
• 55:19
  50 beers. I.
• 55:22
  Have to drink 4. 100 more, yeah. Shucks Dang, and I was down
• 55:26
  there for another like hour and a half just chugging Yeah
• 55:30
  because I couldn't legally go outside.
• 55:32
  Yep. Yeah, I'm so afraid of
• 55:34
  tornadoes. Yeah.
• 55:35
  It's a safety issue. You really you got to drink
• 55:38
  beers and stay underground when the Tornadoes.
• 55:40
  Come have you ever been, have you ever been on the road, like
• 55:43
  when a tornado warning happens? Have you ever had to do that?
• 55:46
  Have you ever had to do like the duck and cover?
• 55:48
  No. Yeah, you had to do that.
• 55:50
  Oh, yeah, Yeah. So like you're, you're on like a
• 55:52
  country Rd. There's no houses like, and
• 55:57
  there literally are tornadoes coming.
• 55:59
  You park the car, you find the nearest ditch.
• 56:02
  Yeah, you. Just low, yeah, you get, you get
• 56:05
  in the nearest ditch and you just cover your head and you
• 56:08
  just wait. See, I'm not from the Midwest.
• 56:11
  Right. I know you're from Jersey.
• 56:13
  So I've only had, like, a couple years of tornadoes.
• 56:16
  Yeah. And Midwesterners act like
• 56:18
  they're just a little inconvenient.
• 56:20
  Yeah. They're like, oh, I have to go
• 56:22
  downstairs. Yeah.
• 56:23
  Like I act like. Tornadoes like the it's like the
• 56:26
  one natural disaster that you like.
• 56:28
  It's a tornado and everybody goes outside to look right?
• 56:31
  Everybody goes. Everybody goes outside.
• 56:33
  Look, their response is this. Hey, this is Hey Jack, this is
• 56:38
  an audio medium. We we do it in video too.
• 56:43
  Publish YouTube just so that you have I think.
• 56:45
  They could hear me stand up so. You have a clippable moment.
• 56:51
  We work. We've worked with some people
• 56:54
  where they're like, yeah, I just like go out and look for it.
• 56:58
  I'm one of those people. And then if it's close I do
• 57:00
  whatever. Yeah, I'm one of those people.
• 57:01
  That's crazy. That's cool, I I like it.
• 57:04
  Yeah, 1 landed in Columbus like a couple weeks ago.
• 57:07
  Yeah, put. Put some.
• 57:09
  Put a tree on the House. Put a.
• 57:10
  Tree on his house. Yeah.
• 57:12
  Friend of the pod Tornadoes. My the tree that was on my
• 57:15
  house. Yeah, Ohio is crazy because
• 57:21
  here's the OK, here's another hot take about Ohio.
• 57:25
  I hate that people call Ohio the Midwest because there's nothing
• 57:28
  fucking W about it. It pisses me off.
• 57:31
  We are in the Eastern Time zone, for God's sakes.
• 57:35
  Well, there's nothing W about Ohio.
• 57:37
  I will die. I will die on this fucking hill.
• 57:41
  Phil, you might have to cut this.
• 57:42
  I'm not trying to catch the smoke, dude.
• 57:44
  I'm not trying to catch Midwest. I hate that Ohio is considered
• 57:48
  the Midwest. It's so dumb.
• 57:50
  It's stupid. But it's not East Coast like
• 57:53
  it's not. It's not East Coast, but it's
• 57:54
  not West. It's not West.
• 57:56
  It's not West. The Midwest is an interesting,
• 58:02
  it's very interesting. Midwest, because when we came
• 58:04
  over here we didn't think anything else was passed.
• 58:07
  Because like. Colorado should be the Midwest,
• 58:10
  probably, yeah. And it's not.
• 58:11
  It's called the central United States.
• 58:14
  It's central. How is something to the right
• 58:18
  central West? But that's mountain time.
• 58:22
  It is mountain time. Central United States like I
• 58:26
  have you some. Will look at the taxonomy.
• 58:28
  I think we're, I think we're, we're missing the mark here,
• 58:30
  America. Let's figure it out.
• 58:32
  Yeah, you're getting heated. Dude pissing me off.
• 58:35
  You're supposed to be talking about nerdy shit and you're
• 58:37
  like, I hate geography. I.
• 58:39
  Do. I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate
• 58:42
  planets. I.
• 58:43
  Yeah, no, planets are planets. Rule.
• 58:45
  Planets are sick. There's Infinity planets out
• 58:47
  there. Yeah, that's also where we want
• 58:52
  to tour because I heard that rollerblading is really big
• 58:54
  there. In North Korea.
• 58:55
  Yeah, N Koreans. So there was a guy who wrote a
• 58:57
  book about. You guys would be huge in North
• 59:00
  Korea. What'd you say?
• 59:01
  You guys would be huge in North Korea.
• 59:04
  We like basketball statutorily. Yeah, yeah.
• 59:08
  That's. Also, yeah, we're.
• 59:09
  Pretty tall. We're average height.
• 59:13
  I think 16 compared to North Koreans you're probably tall. 6
• 59:16
  even. That's pretty tall, okay.
• 59:18
  But yeah, there was a guy who wrote a book.
• 59:20
  He was Kim Jong UNS chef, OK? And he wrote a book about his
• 59:25
  time as Kim Jong Un chef. And he was like, Kim Jong Nam is
• 59:29
  not going to be the president. He's a psycho, OK?
• 59:33
  He was the guy who got in trouble for going to your
• 59:37
  Disney. Oh he he got a fake passport.
• 59:40
  He got the Brazilian passport and he got that.
• 59:42
  Yes. And they were like Kim Jong Un
• 59:44
  or Kim Jong. Yeah, Kim Jong Un is going to be
• 59:47
  the next one. Yeah, but he's pretty normal.
• 59:49
  He just likes basketball and rollerblading and I was like,
• 59:52
  there has to be video of Kim Jong Un rollerblading in North
• 59:56
  Korea. And I Googled it and it's like
• 59:58
  the number one pastime. Do you think?
• 1:00:00
  He do you just rollerblade around?
• 1:00:02
  Like if they need to get into town they on the back of a bike
• 1:00:04
  on rollerblades into town. Do you think he likes basketball
• 1:00:07
  so much because Dennis Rodman spent a lot of time over there?
• 1:00:11
  I think no. I think it goes the other way
• 1:00:13
  around. I think he likes Dennis Rodman
• 1:00:14
  because he was obsessed with the 90s Bulls.
• 1:00:17
  OK. He went to think, he went to
• 1:00:20
  private school in Switzerland and he just watched basketball.
• 1:00:26
  So my understanding, and it's a very loose understanding because
• 1:00:30
  it's based off of my wife watching Korean dramas about
• 1:00:35
  people getting stuck in North Korea and me watching as she's
• 1:00:40
  watching from across the room. I think they're just like stuck
• 1:00:43
  in the 90s there. I think like is like North Korea
• 1:00:47
  just kind of it's like going back in time to the 90s.
• 1:00:50
  Yeah, now that you say that, I lied.
• 1:00:51
  Like basketball, rollerblading. Yeah, like that's.
• 1:00:55
  Well, you've said to say you've said this.
• 1:00:57
  Well, maybe not the 90s, but you've said water parks.
• 1:01:00
  You said Finland is stuck in like the 80s.
• 1:01:02
  Well, I have kept you guys extra time.
• 1:01:05
  Anything else? We fucking love that we've been
• 1:01:07
  doing this even if you weren't here bro.
• 1:01:08
  Yeah, actually this is basically how I believe that.
• 1:01:11
  Nice conversation to go I've. Had to do absolutely nothing for
• 1:01:15
  this podcast. This has been the easiest job of
• 1:01:17
  my life. You're welcome.
• 1:01:19
  You're yeah, you are. You're welcome.
• 1:01:22
  I know that you feel will come across some bands where you're
• 1:01:25
  like, you love their music and you're like excited to talk to
• 1:01:28
  them. And when you ask them the first
• 1:01:30
  question, you're going to be like, Oh no, they're idiots.
• 1:01:36
  Oh no, they're non verbal morons.
• 1:01:42
  And. You know when I find that, when
• 1:01:44
  I find that that niche. Please.
• 1:01:47
  Oh, you will that that exists. My favorite band that's like
• 1:01:51
  that is Chon. You remember Chon?
• 1:01:54
  They were they were maybe like the best guitar players out
• 1:01:58
  there. OK, They their music is so fun.
• 1:02:01
  It's so good. And then they would do an
• 1:02:03
  interview and they would somebody would be like, so like,
• 1:02:06
  what was up with the new record? And they would outright have to
• 1:02:09
  be like, I'm not really good at explaining stuff.
• 1:02:13
  So like we had like, our songs and we like, recorded them with
• 1:02:18
  a guy and yeah, like, that's there.
• 1:02:23
  If I wonder if you would ask them about like Pokémon like how
• 1:02:28
  well that conversation would have gone, could have gone
• 1:02:30
  really well. You don't know.
• 1:02:31
  You never know. Good.
• 1:02:33
  I can't imagine them coming up with like the sentence, like,
• 1:02:35
  yeah, my boy, Ditto. That's my.
• 1:02:38
  Boy. Ditto.
• 1:02:40
  That is your boy. Your boy is Ditto.
• 1:02:41
  OK. All right, I think I'm actually.
• 1:02:43
  Do you know there is a Pokémon that actually like ice skates
• 1:02:46
  though, right? Who's that?
• 1:02:47
  It's Mr. Rhyme. No, it's the one that you didn't
• 1:02:50
  like at all. I don't like that at all.
• 1:02:52
  Yeah, I I feel like I'm also like Cubone.
• 1:02:54
  I always liked Cubone. Oh, even though he's tragic.
• 1:02:58
  Because you wear the. Because you there's his skull.
• 1:03:01
  Up his dead skull, do you? Think, yeah.
• 1:03:03
  Do you think that Cubone has like, the same kind of appeal
• 1:03:06
  as, like, Boba Fett? Like you're like that guy has a
• 1:03:09
  really cool mask and I want to be him just a little.
• 1:03:11
  I think Cubone has more appeal than Boba Fett, yeah.
• 1:03:17
  I I don't know. I'm just wondering like, is the
• 1:03:19
  appeal, is like the angle of the appeal the same?
• 1:03:22
  You know what I mean? And here's because here's the
• 1:03:24
  thing about I think, and I'm not like super tight into the Star
• 1:03:27
  Wars like lore or Canon. I think people hated Django
• 1:03:32
  Fett. I think people, I think, I think
• 1:03:35
  people hated Django Fett. They were just cool with Boba
• 1:03:38
  Fett being a bounty hunter. And then they had to introduce
• 1:03:41
  Django Fett as this like, dad, this tragic, this tragic ending.
• 1:03:47
  He just gets absolutely mauled by by Mace Windu.
• 1:03:53
  And then that's how Boba Fett becomes Boba Fett.
• 1:03:56
  Then Boba Fett puts on his skull.
• 1:03:59
  Yeah. Yeah, but I.
• 1:04:02
  Yeah, but I. Hugh Bonefication of Star Wars.
• 1:04:04
  Yeah, we've always said this, but again.
• 1:04:06
  Bonefication. *. Wars one.
• 1:04:07
  I think Cuban did it first, and I think Cuban did it better.
• 1:04:11
  Cuban did it better. Cuban did it better.
• 1:04:12
  Rules and like I kind of like dark back stories.
• 1:04:17
  Like I find myself kind of like rooting for bad guys in store in
• 1:04:21
  like, certain. Except for the Joker.
• 1:04:23
  The Joker can go fuck himself. What about Voldemort?
• 1:04:26
  No, Voldemort's weird. Voldemort's picking on children,
• 1:04:31
  you know what I mean? He's basically He also is wizard
• 1:04:34
  Hitler. He's wizard Hitler.
• 1:04:36
  I saw, I saw that movie when it came out.
• 1:04:39
  Just the last Harry. Potter, Wizard Hitler.
• 1:04:42
  No, I saw Wizard Hitler when it came out and I didn't understand
• 1:04:46
  what was going on at all. Yeah, I felt like a time
• 1:04:49
  traveling news reporter and people are crying around me and
• 1:04:53
  like, who are these people and why are we sad?
• 1:04:56
  Why is this? Why is this?
• 1:04:58
  Why is this bald man picking on children?
• 1:05:01
  Doesn't he have somewhere to be? Where's his nose?
• 1:05:05
  Where's his nose? Why is he hanging out with this
• 1:05:07
  big? Snake.
• 1:05:09
  Doesn't he have like a job? Are there jobs in Wizardville?
• 1:05:16
  Is everybody either a teacher, a student, or just back just just
• 1:05:22
  a mom or dad? That's what I just want to cat.
• 1:05:25
  I want to cap off. I want to, I want to cap off
• 1:05:28
  this Harry Potter, this Harry Potter conversation with fuck JK
• 1:05:31
  Rowling. Fuck JK Row.
• 1:05:32
  Yeah. Thank you.
• 1:05:33
  That's obvious. Fuck JK Rowling.
• 1:05:36
  Yeah, that is the official stance of this podcast.
• 1:05:39
  Hell yeah. The official stance of our band
• 1:05:42
  is we have tenants rights. We have 6.
• 1:05:43
  We have 6, we have 6 tenants that you, you have beautiful
• 1:05:46
  eyes. Those by #1.
• 1:05:48
  Hold on. I got my pen.
• 1:05:49
  Let me. OK.
• 1:05:49
  Yeah, Write it down. I'm ready.
• 1:05:51
  Oh, hey, we just Is that a? Thing that.
• 1:05:54
  Apparently I don't. Know not when we try it again.
• 1:05:57
  Dude, yeah, maybe just once. Oh, there it goes.
• 1:05:59
  There it goes. Oh, that one's backwards.
• 1:06:02
  All right. Number one, it's crazy. 6
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  tenants of you have beautiful eyes #1 trans rights.
• 1:06:10
  Got it 2. #2 fuck ice, fuck ice. Oh, now we got balloons.
• 1:06:15
  Now we got balloons. It kind of undercuts our
• 1:06:16
  message. #3 show feet, show feet.
• 1:06:24
  Yeah, show feet. Yeah, show feet #4. #4 Abortion
• 1:06:29
  is healthcare. #5. #5 Free Palestine.
• 1:06:35
  And #6 the most important. One number six give dogs
• 1:06:39
  weapons. Give dogs feel like #3 and #6
• 1:06:43
  are the outliers in this, than that in that.
• 1:06:45
  No, I think they align pretty well.
• 1:06:47
  Yeah, I think they're all right. My dog ate a peanut butter belly
• 1:06:51
  sandwich on some weapons. Wait, what did you say?
• 1:06:55
  What kind of weapons are we giving dogs?
• 1:06:57
  Why, any weapons whatever. Whatever they can hold in their
• 1:06:59
  mouth. Yeah, because they don't got
• 1:07:01
  thumbs. They don't have humps.
• 1:07:03
  Nope, they don't have. They don't have 10 toes.
• 1:07:08
  They don't have 16. They have 16.
• 1:07:10
  They have 9 on their back feet, front feet and 10 on their back
• 1:07:13
  feet. I don't know, something like
• 1:07:15
  that. And they walk on their toes.
• 1:07:18
  Just like how horses walk on their toenails.
• 1:07:20
  Yeah, that's. I'm afraid they had thumbs.
• 1:07:23
  Do you think dogs would be the dominant species?
• 1:07:26
  No, because I think dogs. Are #2 I think their dogs are
• 1:07:29
  definitely #2. Yeah, but I think they're just
• 1:07:31
  still, I think they just still want and crave affection.
• 1:07:37
  Well, that's the the thing that separates Ant like dogs from
• 1:07:40
  wild animals is dogs give up and to humans to solve their
• 1:07:45
  problems. Yeah.
• 1:07:46
  Like that's been bred into them now.
• 1:07:48
  Yeah. So like even if they had thumbs,
• 1:07:50
  the second they the jar is too hard to open, they're like Dad,
• 1:07:56
  dad, Dad, I can't open the jar. Oh, Dad, come on.
• 1:08:01
  I can't open the jar. Dad, help, please.
• 1:08:04
  I can't. I can't open this jar.
• 1:08:06
  I. Just want this peanut.
• 1:08:08
  I can't. Open the peanut butter bag.
• 1:08:11
  I can't even eat the peanut butter.
• 1:08:12
  Come on guys. Now, well, I think my dog would
• 1:08:15
  have no once he got it open, then he was.
• 1:08:18
  He'd go to go to town. At first.
• 1:08:20
  Yeah, but he'd just be licking it.
• 1:08:21
  He'd just be licking it for over and over for hours.
• 1:08:23
  Yeah. As yeah.
• 1:08:25
  That's why, that's why I think humans.
• 1:08:26
  That's why dogs. My hot take is.
• 1:08:28
  Humans can eat peanut butter way faster than dogs.
• 1:08:31
  Oh, that's your hot? Did you say that's your hot
• 1:08:34
  take? That's my that's.
• 1:08:36
  My hot take. Chat.
• 1:08:39
  Let's see if that's real. I don't know if that's.
• 1:08:41
  True chat. And that's the stance you're
• 1:08:42
  running on for election. That's the pillar that you're
• 1:08:45
  running on for election. Humans can eat peanut butter
• 1:08:49
  faster. The dogs.
• 1:08:51
  I can't do anything and. They should always.
• 1:08:53
  Stand on business. We stand on business around
• 1:08:55
  here. I don't think that's I don't.
• 1:08:57
  I can't do anything faster than my dog without technology, you
• 1:09:01
  know what I mean? Like if I want to go faster than
• 1:09:03
  my dog, I need a bike. Yeah, Yeah, that's true.
• 1:09:06
  If I want to definitely cannot outrun my dogs, that's
• 1:09:10
  absolutely true. That's fair.
• 1:09:11
  Yeah, Yeah, I, yeah, I would agree with that.
• 1:09:13
  I. Couldn't outswim my dog.
• 1:09:16
  My dog can swim. That's he's like a well, here's
• 1:09:20
  a Russian Baltic fleetsman. Well, yeah, you have such.
• 1:09:23
  Well, here's The thing is you have your fat ass.
• 1:09:25
  I do have my family. You're you're like the you're
• 1:09:27
  like the one that sank. Not conducive to like water.
• 1:09:31
  Yeah, I think like a stone. Yeah.
• 1:09:33
  So that's the one sport that women are way better than men at
• 1:09:38
  swimming is long distance swimming.
• 1:09:40
  Yeah, because they're more buoyant, 100%.
• 1:09:42
  And it's like, I'm not, I'm still, even though I have a fat
• 1:09:45
  ass, I still sink like a stone. Like I have really vivid
• 1:09:50
  memories of my mom as a kid being like, all you do is arch
• 1:09:53
  your back and you float. And I remember just like so let.
• 1:09:57
  Me just she was like, it's you have beautiful eyes.
• 1:10:00
  Thinks that women are worse at sports than men.
• 1:10:06
  Got it. Hey, you know what?
• 1:10:12
  Thanks, Phil. Thanks so much for having us.
• 1:10:14
  Thanks so much. We really appreciate this.
• 1:10:16
  I have to go to a PWHL game to make up for this.
• 1:10:20
  I need, I need to Columbus A-Team.
• 1:10:21
  I need to go home and hug my doctor partner.
• 1:10:26
  Doctor partner because women can be doctors.
• 1:10:30
  And here's the thing women can read regardless of whether or
• 1:10:33
  not they enjoy our music. Well, no.
• 1:10:35
  If they like our music, then they forget, they unlearn.
• 1:10:38
  That's fine. I think that's fair.
• 1:10:40
  Right, I don't know. I can't read I.
• 1:10:42
  Can't read. That's somebody if you have
• 1:10:47
  beautiful eyes, thinks women are bad at sports.
• 1:10:52
  Yeah, I went to a PWHL game. You have the best.
• 1:10:57
  Time. Yeah, dude, I had the best.
• 1:10:59
  So did your mom. My mom was in was like, I don't
• 1:11:01
  know if this is going to be fun. This is.
• 1:11:02
  PWA so the W professional. OK, I was wondering what the P
• 1:11:07
  was. Professional.
• 1:11:08
  Yeah. They need to they well, I went
• 1:11:11
  to go see the New York Sirens, which is all just SpongeBob
• 1:11:15
  themed stuff. So whenever anything happens,
• 1:11:19
  everybody goes but my mom. Like after we were there for
• 1:11:24
  like 5 minutes, my mom was like, this is my personality there.
• 1:11:27
  Yeah, I love this. She was like, I love this so
• 1:11:29
  much. I this is all I want to do.
• 1:11:30
  Yeah, hey, shout out to the shout out to the United States
• 1:11:33
  women's hockey team for bringing home the only gold, right?
• 1:11:38
  No, the only the only hockey gold.
• 1:11:40
  That's not true. The Paralympics?
• 1:11:41
  The US. Oh yes, sorry.
• 1:11:42
  The US Paralympics also won. Thank you.
• 1:11:44
  So the only two Olympics, the only two hockey golds, because
• 1:11:51
  we don't, we don't have a, we don't have a, we don't have a
• 1:11:54
  men's team. Nobody has broken our hearts
• 1:11:55
  more than Quinn Hughes. Oh God, we had Quinn Hughes
• 1:11:58
  lyrics. We had to.
• 1:12:00
  We had to scram. Rewrote a whole song because of
• 1:12:03
  how he acted. That's so that hurts, dude.
• 1:12:07
  That sucks. That hurt.
• 1:12:08
  I mean, it didn't my feelings. It hurt for a second and then I
• 1:12:11
  said well fuck that guy. Fuck that guy.
• 1:12:13
  Fucking fuck Quinn Hughes. Yep.
• 1:12:15
  Fuck Quinn Hughes. Yeah, that's it.
• 1:12:20
  That's all I got. Yeah, that's.
• 1:12:21
  Phil, thanks for having. Yeah, Phil, thanks for having
• 1:12:23
  us. Thanks for thanks for coming on.
• 1:12:25
  Thanks for hanging out for an hour and a half and.
• 1:12:27
  How many episodes have you done so far?
• 1:12:30
  Oh my. Gosh, I released the fifth one
• 1:12:32
  today, but I've recorded four more.
• 1:12:36
  I think, wow, I think I've got, I think you guys.
• 1:12:38
  Are probably like. Yeah, dude, I saw that.
• 1:12:41
  He started him straight away. Oh shit.
• 1:12:44
  I was like, I feel like we would nerd out real, real good.
• 1:12:47
  Damn Phil, I was thinking you were in like your hundreds.
• 1:12:49
  Congratulations. No, I just started.
• 1:12:51
  I just started and then I'm having a blast.
• 1:12:53
  Yeah, absolutely. Thank you so much for having us.
• 1:12:56
  What was? What was the inspo?
• 1:12:58
  The inspo was really like, I don't know, I so.
• 1:13:04
  Are you familiar with the band Riley?
• 1:13:06
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I knew, I knew Ryan
• 1:13:10
  from Riley was a big Dungeons and Dragon player.
• 1:13:12
  And I was like, OK, I think there's a lot of crossover
• 1:13:15
  between Dungeons and Dragons and like, emo bands.
• 1:13:19
  And I think this is a niche that I could tap.
• 1:13:23
  And then I started like trying to book guests and I couldn't
• 1:13:26
  really find the Dungeons and Dragons niche, but I did get
• 1:13:30
  people who were like, I'll come talk about wrestling or often
• 1:13:33
  talk about. Wrestling is massive in the
• 1:13:37
  Midwest. Like emo scene?
• 1:13:39
  Wrestling is tough though, because like once you are a
• 1:13:42
  wrestler, everything else you do is rest is yes.
• 1:13:46
  So like if I was a wrestler and we had this band, this band then
• 1:13:51
  becomes wrestling. Yeah.
• 1:13:52
  Like that whole, like everything you are once you're a wrestler
• 1:13:55
  is wrestling is. Yeah, it's a tough one.
• 1:13:59
  Phil, what's your I? You know, we didn't really get
• 1:14:01
  to talk a whole lot about D and DI Never played Jack has never
• 1:14:05
  played. I am an avid D&D player and
• 1:14:08
  enjoyer. What's your what's your go to?
• 1:14:11
  Are you normally a player? Are you Adm?
• 1:14:14
  I'm Adm right now. OK so I just started Dming a
• 1:14:17
  campaign. I think we're only like 3 or 4
• 1:14:21
  sessions in. My campaign is very dungeon
• 1:14:24
  crawler Carl based, like pulled into a like Faye dungeon and and
• 1:14:34
  like the arch Faye are like essentially running a dungeon
• 1:14:39
  crawler world in Faye run and it's been pretty fun.
• 1:14:42
  But I I have I've also played with the same guys.
• 1:14:48
  So the last character I played his name was Grug.
• 1:14:51
  He was a goblin obviously at some point, and he was a, he was
• 1:14:57
  a, a, a druid circle of spores. Yeah.
• 1:15:03
  Obsessed with mushrooms, his whole, his whole personality was
• 1:15:07
  like, I'm going to find mushrooms and I'm going to eat
• 1:15:09
  the mushrooms. That's how and, and at one point
• 1:15:13
  in the campaign, like towards the end of the campaign, no, I
• 1:15:17
  mean like halfway, we found a deck of many things and the way
• 1:15:21
  we play deck of many things is you can draw as many cards as
• 1:15:24
  you want whenever you want. And we play with like 150 card
• 1:15:29
  or it's 100 cards because you roll AD 100 and it's like 5050.
• 1:15:33
  Whether it's going to be a bad thing.
• 1:15:34
  At some point he drew a card and became like he died and became a
• 1:15:41
  lizard and changed class to like a monk.
• 1:15:46
  What was what was he was a monk cleric, I think.
• 1:15:49
  And and this is my my little, I don't know if you can.
• 1:15:52
  Hold your little mini. Thing hold your hand behind it,
• 1:15:54
  so focuses. It's just kind of like white.
• 1:15:56
  Yeah. There you go.
• 1:15:58
  Yeah, dude, did you 3D print? He's got his mushrooms, he's got
• 1:16:02
  his his cards. He had a he had a sword.
• 1:16:04
  He one of his other things is he like got pulled into like
• 1:16:08
  service of brand Oberous, which is like the halfling trickster
• 1:16:11
  God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:14
  These days. Cool, Jack, I don't know why
• 1:16:15
  you're not into D and. DI don't have like I don't have
• 1:16:19
  moral objections to. It Yeah, yeah, he just hasn't
• 1:16:21
  played. Like we were, we were talking
• 1:16:22
  with somebody at work be hyphy. Yeah.
• 1:16:25
  And he was like, it took me 3 years to play.
• 1:16:28
  Yeah. Like we did like levels 1 to 20
• 1:16:30
  and it took three years. Yeah.
• 1:16:31
  And he just, I think he plays every week with like his
• 1:16:33
  buddies. Yeah, that.
• 1:16:35
  Me and my buddies. Yeah, the campaign that I was,
• 1:16:38
  the campaign that I was in, we even started, we started at like
• 1:16:41
  level 12 and we've been playing for four years and we're only up
• 1:16:45
  to like level 1317. So wow, year, like a year a
• 1:16:50
  level. Pretty much, yeah.
• 1:16:52
  It's but he was on. Oh, I'm sorry.
• 1:16:55
  Go ahead. No, no, no, please no.
• 1:16:56
  Go ahead. I.
• 1:16:57
  Was just gonna say we do like 3 every 3 or 4 sessions but then
• 1:17:00
  we just we try to play once a week but it ends up being like
• 1:17:03
  every other week. Sometimes we skip two or three.
• 1:17:06
  Just that's like the worst. That's the worst thing about it.
• 1:17:08
  Bands and D and DS are very similar.
• 1:17:10
  It's all about the schedule. It's hard to get.
• 1:17:13
  It's hard to get four or five people in the same room.
• 1:17:15
  Yeah. I don't know how ska bands do
• 1:17:17
  it. I I think they just show up and
• 1:17:20
  they just play what's in their heart.
• 1:17:21
  They're not. A bunch of foreign players, they
• 1:17:23
  don't have anything else going on.
• 1:17:24
  Yeah, but they're like a collective.
• 1:17:26
  Yeah, You know what I mean? Like whoever.
• 1:17:27
  Shows a collective. It's a cult more than a band if
• 1:17:30
  you're in a Scott band these days.
• 1:17:32
  Yeah, dude, I've been replaying Elvin ring you.
• 1:17:36
  Love Elvin. Ring, our bass player Bobby, was
• 1:17:39
  playing Elvin Ring for the first time and I was like, I was a
• 1:17:43
  little jealous. I was like dude to play it for
• 1:17:45
  the first. Time.
• 1:17:46
  I've never played. I've never played it.
• 1:17:49
  I've never played it but I've watched many people play it on
• 1:17:52
  YouTube. It's infuriating.
• 1:17:54
  Yeah, it. Is a very I.
• 1:17:56
  Did you play any souls games before elder bringers?
• 1:17:59
  You just dive right in I. Dove right in.
• 1:18:01
  I tried Sekiro after I played through the hard.
• 1:18:05
  I my friend was like, Sekiro's like a like a rhythm game.
• 1:18:09
  Like you kind of get that as like Bing, bop, boom, bam, Perry
• 1:18:11
  stab. Yeah, no, no, no.
• 1:18:16
  He was like, you're a musician. You should be good at the Bing
• 1:18:18
  bop, boom bop Bing bop Perry. I was like, dude, I just want to
• 1:18:22
  fucking blast fire through these guys.
• 1:18:24
  I couldn't get the mechanics down.
• 1:18:26
  He was like, no, you'll get, you'll get it and you'll become
• 1:18:29
  death. And I was like, Nope, you.
• 1:18:31
  Just kind of want to butt Nash. Or just like stand back and cast
• 1:18:35
  a spell. Can I be can I be honest?
• 1:18:37
  I have AI have a game for you. Let's go.
• 1:18:40
  It's called Kingdom Hearts. You want to you want to use
• 1:18:46
  magic? Do you just want to press
• 1:18:48
  buttons and demolish it and do really cool combos?
• 1:18:52
  Do you want to adventure with Donald Duck and Goofy?
• 1:18:55
  I didn't. No, I didn't think I did.
• 1:18:57
  Too bad. Like it's Kingdom Hearts, baby.
• 1:19:01
  I didn't. Say I've recorded probably about
• 1:19:04
  10 episodes now. Kingdom Hearts has come up in
• 1:19:06
  almost every single episode. It's.
• 1:19:08
  Because Kingdom Hearts is the fucking shit, dude.
• 1:19:11
  Kingdom Hearts, Friend of the Pop do.
• 1:19:12
  You not have the do you not have the brain power to understand
• 1:19:15
  what's going on, but you like the pretty colors.
• 1:19:18
  I love it's Kingdom Hearts because you don't even have you
• 1:19:21
  don't have to understand what's I understand what's going on in
• 1:19:23
  Kingdom Hearts and I and it's. Read.
• 1:19:27
  Yeah, I can't read. Feel like I feel like Jack if
• 1:19:30
  you got into Kingdom Hearts you could be Baltic naval fleet
• 1:19:34
  level of into the lore about the Kingdom Hearts lore yeah I.
• 1:19:42
  I once so this was way way way way back.
• 1:19:45
  This is before Kingdom Hearts 3 came out.
• 1:19:46
  So this would have been like 2018-2019.
• 1:19:49
  I had I had a friend who was getting married and she messaged
• 1:19:54
  me and she said hey, me and my husband want to buy Kingdom
• 1:19:56
  Hearts 3 because they're big Disney heads and they're like we
• 1:19:58
  want to play, we want to buy Kingdom Hearts 3 when it comes
• 1:20:00
  out. We haven't played any of the
• 1:20:02
  other Kingdom Hearts games which they were like Will.
• 1:20:04
  Be will we be lost? Which here's the thing.
• 1:20:06
  It was Kingdom Hearts 3, but there were eight games before
• 1:20:08
  it. Yeah, So.
• 1:20:12
  And she was like, what's going on?
• 1:20:14
  And I was like, I was like, Taylor, you have just asked me.
• 1:20:20
  The dumbest question. No, I was like, you have asked
• 1:20:22
  me the thing that has made me the most happiest in years.
• 1:20:26
  Where's your whiteboard and string?
• 1:20:27
  I sat down. I sat down and I typed out.
• 1:20:32
  I made her a dossier of everything that happens from
• 1:20:35
  Kingdom Hearts 1 all the way up until where we are, where we
• 1:20:38
  were going to be in Kingdom Hearts 3.
• 1:20:39
  Eight games later to three. It was 120 pages.
• 1:20:45
  I included pictures. I I I talked in detail about
• 1:20:49
  every single game that came between Kingdom Hearts 1 and
• 1:20:52
  Kingdom Hearts 3, and I gave it to her as a wedding present.
• 1:20:56
  Dude, that's I feel like you should publish this.
• 1:20:58
  I feel like that, yeah. No.
• 1:21:00
  Pretty well. Disney would kill me.
• 1:21:03
  I would get I. Disney would treat me like JFK.
• 1:21:09
  My head would be gone. That would be a war that we
• 1:21:13
  could not win. No, that's not a war I'm trying.
• 1:21:16
  To I will, I will go to war with I, I'm sorry to say this, Phil,
• 1:21:19
  but we had we had we on the first podcast we ever recorded,
• 1:21:23
  we declared war on the Carolinas.
• 1:21:26
  I would go to war. I yes, remember what I said
• 1:21:29
  about the Carolinas. No.
• 1:21:32
  I'm. Not from here, I just live here
• 1:21:34
  so. I called that we because we were
• 1:21:37
  trying to figure out who we were going to start beef with.
• 1:21:39
  And you said Miami and you're like, no.
• 1:21:41
  And I was like no, not listening.
• 1:21:42
  No, exactly. And I said we could start beef
• 1:21:44
  with the Carolinas. And you were like, what do you
• 1:21:46
  have against the Carolinas? And I said everybody in
• 1:21:48
  Carolina, not everybody, but most people in the Carolinas.
• 1:21:51
  Yeah, you went deep. I was like most people who were
• 1:21:53
  born and raised in the Carolinas.
• 1:21:55
  I know what you're doing. You spend $100,000 on your car
• 1:21:58
  and then you live in a fucking trailer.
• 1:22:01
  I think music is really missing beefs.
• 1:22:04
  Yes, we don't know who to start beef with.
• 1:22:07
  So I will go, I will go take two states.
• 1:22:09
  Yeah, I will go to war with the Carolinas.
• 1:22:10
  I will not go to war with Disney because that is a war.
• 1:22:13
  There's no like. Other Ohio bands that you guys
• 1:22:16
  could could beef with? No.
• 1:22:18
  I feel like they're all actually pretty.
• 1:22:19
  Cool. They're actually very cool.
• 1:22:21
  You get a chance to I, I don't know who I, I, I have to do a
• 1:22:25
  little bit of research. But if you get a chance to talk
• 1:22:26
  to like pallet knife, like pallet knife is super.
• 1:22:30
  Nice guys. They're on my list.
• 1:22:31
  They're on my list. I've got a.
• 1:22:33
  You can't, you can't see, but I've got a keyframe on my wall.
• 1:22:38
  It's one of my records. They.
• 1:22:39
  Actually are friends. They actually are friends of the
• 1:22:41
  pod. Like I win.
• 1:22:42
  They're cool guys, yeah. Alec is really cool.
• 1:22:44
  You. You.
• 1:22:45
  Put in a good word for me because I know those guys are
• 1:22:47
  nerds. I'd love to have them.
• 1:22:48
  They're. Really great.
• 1:22:49
  They're huge. Fucking nerds.
• 1:22:50
  Yeah, Manor. I mean that in the nicest.
• 1:22:52
  Yeah, they are huge nerds. Manor Gate is pretty cool.
• 1:22:55
  Those guys are pretty sick. They're just announced that
• 1:22:58
  their albums coming out. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:00
  New LP from them. I'm trying to think of who else
• 1:23:03
  is from Ohio that we know. It's cool.
• 1:23:04
  Like relatively well. Dimwit.
• 1:23:07
  There's a there's another Columbus pop punk band called
• 1:23:10
  Dimwit Pal Pal. They're from Cleveland, they're
• 1:23:14
  cool. Yep.
• 1:23:15
  Shout outs to Mario. Yeah, shout outs.
• 1:23:18
  He has no hummus vacuum. Or they're from Cleveland.
• 1:23:20
  I don't. Know yeah, they're like around
• 1:23:22
  here. My friend Zane was playing drums
• 1:23:25
  for them for a minute. Yeah, so they're cool.
• 1:23:27
  Bill Murray. Bill Murray's from Columbus.
• 1:23:31
  You guys could start beef with Bill Murray.
• 1:23:32
  No we, no he's. Cool, you know, you know, this
• 1:23:35
  came out today so I can I can release this.
• 1:23:38
  But the other day I was playing roller hockey at the rink by my
• 1:23:42
  house, and this guy is playing guitar and he's plugged into
• 1:23:46
  this like, pedal. And they were like, can we shoot
• 1:23:49
  over on this side? And I was like, yeah, I don't,
• 1:23:52
  it's a public park. I don't give a fuck.
• 1:23:53
  And then I saw them doing that. So I came over, I was like, what
• 1:23:56
  are you guys doing? And it was the guy was like, oh,
• 1:23:59
  I'm in a band called State Champs.
• 1:24:01
  This is Talon Electric. They make pedals in Columbus.
• 1:24:05
  Like that's what we're doing. And then I was like, oh, I'm in
• 1:24:07
  a Nemo band. Their heads exploded.
• 1:24:12
  Yeah, they were like this fucking hockey bro douche is
• 1:24:17
  fucking in an emo big a fucking E literally once an emo baby.
• 1:24:21
  I was like, yeah, we're called you have beautiful eyes.
• 1:24:23
  And they were like, don't hurt me.
• 1:24:28
  And then I like DM D them. And they were like, yeah, we're
• 1:24:30
  still trying to like, process what you were.
• 1:24:32
  Yeah, but yeah, no, John. They were in state champs.
• 1:24:38
  Yeah, they champs. The one the guy lives around
• 1:24:40
  here apparently OK or they were just like shooting promo for the
• 1:24:44
  video. The pedal just came out today so
• 1:24:46
  I'm not spoiling it, but I was like yo give me one of.
• 1:24:50
  Those. But yeah, Johnny.
• 1:24:52
  Fucking give me one or I'll fuck I'll.
• 1:24:53
  Beat you up? I was like kicking pucks at
• 1:24:56
  them. Oh yeah, Johnny, Johnny and Bill
• 1:25:00
  Murray, him and I, he, he used to go to the gym that I coach at
• 1:25:04
  right now. So we both hit, we both hit a
• 1:25:06
  four O 5 back spot in the same gym just like years apart, which
• 1:25:09
  is pretty rad. That's pretty rad.
• 1:25:11
  Josh Dunn of 21 Pilots lives in fucking Westerville with Debbie
• 1:25:16
  Debbie Ryan Debbie Ryan Hurt. His I've got a ton of great
• 1:25:20
  bands. It's crazy how many it has.
• 1:25:21
  Like how many Catholic state? Capitals make weird bands.
• 1:25:26
  Yeah, like Columbus has weird music.
• 1:25:28
  Yeah, The Devil Wears Prada is from here.
• 1:25:31
  There's There's Zombie EP came out 16 years ago.
• 1:25:34
  I've ripped that album when I was when I was in high school.
• 1:25:37
  Let's just, I'm trying to think of some other bands from
• 1:25:39
  Columbus that we could like, start a fight with that they're
• 1:25:41
  like they'd be. OK, with we could, we could
• 1:25:43
  potentially start a fight with Attack, Attack because I don't
• 1:25:47
  think that anymore. And also.
• 1:25:49
  Like now Johnny isn't a part of that band anymore.
• 1:25:52
  That's true. They're not a band I don't want.
• 1:25:55
  To start a fight with them, but they're.
• 1:25:57
  I saw that guy in concert. He was ripped.
• 1:25:59
  He's in too good shape. Yeah, trying to think KJ's going
• 1:26:06
  to be. First, today's really hard
• 1:26:07
  because. So say again I.
• 1:26:10
  Feel like music tastes hard because like, who are you going
• 1:26:12
  to beef with? Everyone's so cool, everyone's
• 1:26:14
  so nice. Yeah.
• 1:26:15
  Like, like, especially the emo scene, like we're.
• 1:26:18
  Going to be we're going to beef with Jared Leto.
• 1:26:20
  Yeah, we we have beef with Jared Leto.
• 1:26:22
  Yeah, fuck, we've got Jared Leto.
• 1:26:24
  Fuck, 30 Seconds To Mars. Yeah, fuck them.
• 1:26:28
  That's that's easy. Yeah.
• 1:26:29
  I'm trying to get creative. Like I feel like we need like
• 1:26:32
  enough. You can go after Ronnie Radke,
• 1:26:33
  everybody does, but he'll respond.
• 1:26:36
  Yeah, we need another like Taking Back Sunday brand new.
• 1:26:40
  So that's. What I'm saying like people,
• 1:26:42
  like people in Nemo bands are just too nice now.
• 1:26:45
  Yeah. You know, you don't get that.
• 1:26:46
  Taking Back Sunday Slash Other band that shall not be named.
• 1:26:50
  Yeah, fuck them. Yep.
• 1:26:52
  Although Taking Back Sunday is the worst live band I've ever
• 1:26:55
  seen. Oh.
• 1:26:57
  Maybe your beef is with Taking Back Sunday.
• 1:27:00
  Yeah, we'll have a perform live off with them.
• 1:27:05
  I think everybody can see that they can't hit a right note by
• 1:27:08
  mistake now. I'm good with that.
• 1:27:12
  I'm good, I'm good. Yeah.
• 1:27:13
  Take it back Sunday. Have a sing off with.
• 1:27:16
  Brayden, we hate you. I hate you.
• 1:27:18
  We hate. You damn those first albums are
• 1:27:21
  so sick though. You know you got to train till
• 1:27:26
  your idols become your rivals. Yes, yeah, exactly.
• 1:27:30
  Exactly. We're manifesting that.
• 1:27:31
  They're not even my arrival anymore.
• 1:27:33
  They're beneath me. They're beneath us.
• 1:27:34
  Yeah. Who?
• 1:27:36
  All right guys, it is past my bedtime.
• 1:27:39
  Yes, no, I. Really do appreciate.
• 1:27:41
  I think we ended this episode like half an hour ago and then
• 1:27:44
  just kept going on the dungeons and Dragons.
• 1:27:46
  Midwestern goodbye, baby. That's a Midwest goodbye.