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Poochie Smoochie Ooo Wa Wa · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the 96.1 KISS Morning Freak Show.
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  Speaker 2: It's the first day of fall today. Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: And hold on. It sure feels like it. I'm wearing pants.
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  Speaker 2: And you're wearing like a hoodie. Hoodie? Yeah. Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 2: wearing a hoodie over there. It's like Koldock.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I've never had this before. I feel like when it's
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  Speaker 2: the first day of fall. Like, it instantly turned to
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: fall outside. Yeah, it turned off real quick. Like, we
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  Speaker 2: didn't even build up to fall. It's just fall now?
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  Speaker 2: I got to wear pants now? It's like the weekend
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  Speaker 2: came and it's just like, ha. It's fall. 60 degrees, huh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what's that about? Have as much as you'd like. Good
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  Speaker 2: big man weather for you, though, huh? You're not complaining
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: too much, huh? No, no. I turned the seat heaters on, too. Oh, wow.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: Shorts with seat heaters. You had heated cheeks this morning. Elite, elite.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you, after we left the David Allen
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: fashion show on Saturday night, of course, Bob drives his
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  Speaker 2: C-Harper Dodge Ram Laramie 1500. It's amazing. He has air-conditioned seats.
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  Speaker 2: And after the David Allen fashion show, you know, we're
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  Speaker 2: standing outside, we're hanging out, we're walking around three, four hours.
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  Speaker 2: We get in Bob's Dodge Ram and he's like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: do you want to cool down your butt cheeks? And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, Yes, of course. Turned him on high.
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  Speaker 2: And let me tell you, it is unbelievable. Enjoy the ride. Like,
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  Speaker 2: heat up the butt cheeks. There's plenty of people who
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  Speaker 2: could do that in their vehicles. But this guy over here,
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  Speaker 2: this Dodge Ram from C. Harper Auto Group, He turned
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  Speaker 2: that on. I was like, I don't know if I
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  Speaker 2: feel it yet. And then I go, oh, it's kind
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  Speaker 2: of nice. Kind of nice. You know, it's kind of
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  Speaker 2: it's like the bidet. It's just like, oh, there it is. No,
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  Speaker 2: that's different. No, I don't think it's like that. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: not exactly like the bidet. We would have a lot
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  Speaker 2: of explaining to do if it was like the bidet. See,
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  Speaker 2: Harper would not like us anymore if it was like
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  Speaker 2: the bidet. The valet guys would have got a show, though. 96.1. Kiss.
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: Did I just look up who the Kansas City Chiefs
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: are playing this week? And if they're at home or not,
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  Speaker 2: to determine whether or not Taylor Swift is going to
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  Speaker 2: go to the VMAs?
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. We're off and running again. It's Mikey
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  Speaker 2: and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. The Chiefs are in
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  Speaker 2: Miami taking on the Dolphins Sunday at 1 p.m. Okay.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: Taylor could go watch Travis. All right. And then she
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  Speaker 2: could fly to the MTV VMAs on Sunday night because...
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  Speaker 2: They made up an award for her, right? Yes, the
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  Speaker 2: MTV VMAs, they did. She's going to be the first
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  Speaker 2: recipient of the Artist Director Honor. Yeah, they made up...
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  Speaker 2: It's like when they made up a Michael Jackson award
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  Speaker 2: many years and years ago. The Video Vanguard Award, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like this is much different, but they're
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  Speaker 2: just making up awards to get Taylor to... I mean,
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  Speaker 2: that's not the important part, though. Tell everybody. There's a
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  Speaker 2: third page on the website, everybody. Hey, now. Whoa, bud.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 2: Something's happening, man. Hey, listen. Swifties, let's lock in here
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  Speaker 2: because it's time. Something's coming, man. I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: it is. Can you explain what this means? On Taylor's website,
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  Speaker 2: she has these, like, sort of handwritten notes. It looks
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  Speaker 2: like the first page was about getting her masters back.
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  Speaker 2: The second page was the track list for life of
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  Speaker 2: a showgirl. And these aren't, like, new. Before this VMA
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  Speaker 2: announcement thing, it was just those two pages sitting there, correct?
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  Speaker 2: The third page. No, there's a third page. What's on it?
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  Speaker 2: We don't even know what's on it, though, but there's
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  Speaker 2: a third page now. What does it mean? So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Taylor's got 11 nominations at the VMAs, only second to Madonna,
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  Speaker 2: who has 13. What's on the third page, by the way?
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  Speaker 2: Is it just more? What's on the third page? We
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  Speaker 2: don't know what's on the third page yet. The third
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  Speaker 2: page is just there, but you can't click on it
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  Speaker 2: to see what it is. So it's like there's a mystery.
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  Speaker 2: We don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: And, you know, from the Law & Order SVU skit
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  Speaker 2: at the Emmys, do we think we're getting, like, her
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  Speaker 2: debut album, Taylor's version? Are we getting that? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It seems very convenient that this all falls together, right?
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  Speaker 2: It's a plan, man. Taylor does not just throw things
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  Speaker 2: against the wall. She is a mastermind, and she knows
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  Speaker 2: it when it comes to stuff like this. There's a
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  Speaker 2: third page on the website. Taylor's looking around going, VMAs, huh? Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I got something for you. Hey, you know, Beyonce announced
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  Speaker 2: at the VMAs before that she was pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-oh. I'm not saying that that's another baby. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: it's a possibility. Anybody could get pregnant. Well, that's not true.
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  Speaker 2: But you know what I'm saying, everybody? VMAs are on Sunday. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, guess who's hosting the VMAs?
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  Speaker 7: Who?
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  Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg's hosting the VMAs. on Sunday, CBS
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: and Paramount Plus, starting at 7.30. Hey, there was some
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  Speaker 2: information that came out about Joey Porter Jr. and what's
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  Speaker 2: going on with him and the Steelers yesterday. Man, I
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  Speaker 2: don't like this leaking of information and using the media
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  Speaker 2: type thing. I don't think I like what the Steelers
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  Speaker 2: are doing here. We'll get into that coming up next
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  Speaker 2: around 6.25. And got two chances for you to win
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: sold-out Olivia Rodrigo tickets this morning, 7.30 and 9.30. It's
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  Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob.
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  Speaker 2: The Mikey and Bob Podcast. There's a cookie table Facebook group.
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  Speaker 1: Stream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever.
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: You get your podcasts. Listen, I know everybody's still down
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: about the Steelers' loss to New England week two, but
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  Speaker 2: we're moving on to the Bengals. Bengals are going to
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  Speaker 2: be in town this Sunday afternoon. You're going to want
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  Speaker 2: to be there. Let's be honest. You're going to want
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  Speaker 2: to be there cheering on the boys on Sunday. Thursday morning,
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: you can win Steelers-Bengals tickets. Listen to us three different times.
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  Speaker 2: 7 a.m., 8 a.m., and 9 a.m. We'll give you
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  Speaker 2: a Steeler player name on those three times. The first
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  Speaker 2: person with all three names to call us After the
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  Speaker 2: third name at 9 a.m., we'll win some Steelers-Bengals tickets
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: here on 96.1 KISS. It is Mikey and Bob. Can't
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  Speaker 2: guarantee Joey Porter's going to be playing, though, which will
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: kind of suck if he doesn't because the Bengals are
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: pretty good with Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase, quarterback-wide receiver combo.
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  Speaker 2: Be nice to have Joey Porter Jr. out there. Mike
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  Speaker 2: McCarthy yesterday, of course, was asked about Joey. Joey's in
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  Speaker 2: the Wednesday work. Workup group.
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  Speaker 8: So Joey's in this situation where he had a back
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  Speaker 8: thing that flared up in practice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the back.
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  Speaker 8: We're taking a look at it, and he'll be evaluated
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  Speaker 8: on Wednesday to see what he can do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. We're still doing this? Yeah, we're still doing
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  Speaker 2: the dance with the back injury and stuff like that, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing that came out yesterday was Jerry Dulac
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  Speaker 2: of the Post-Gazette said Steelers offered Joey Porter Jr. a contract.
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  Speaker 2: That would have paid him. Now be careful here. Make
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  Speaker 2: sure we pay attention to this. Just north of $ 27
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  Speaker 2: million this year.
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  Speaker 9: Now.
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  Speaker 2: What that doesn't say, because a lot of people will
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  Speaker 2: see that and be like, Joey Porter Jr., take that money.
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  Speaker 2: It's $ 27 million. Sign that. Been done with it. It
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  Speaker 2: says just this year, though. It doesn't say how long
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  Speaker 2: the contract is for. And again, the key thing with
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  Speaker 2: NFL contracts, before any argument about the $ 27 million starts,
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  Speaker 2: we've run through this with Le'Veon Bell. guaranteed money is
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  Speaker 2: what matters in the NFL. The contracts aren't like baseball.
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  Speaker 2: They're not guaranteed. Joey Porter Jr. is probably wanting guaranteed money,
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  Speaker 2: which he deserves. The Steelers might not be willing to
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  Speaker 2: give him as much, so they float out through Dulac.
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  Speaker 2: We offered him $ 27 million, and he said no. So
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  Speaker 2: it was likely $ 27 million guaranteed. They're like, we can
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  Speaker 2: guarantee the first year. Probably something like that. Probably something
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  Speaker 2: like that. We take it all away. I don't really
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  Speaker 2: think about the Steelers side on this one. Like they
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  Speaker 2: paid all the other dudes. They didn't pay Joey Porter Jr.
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  Speaker 2: And now we're, they picked who they wanted to pay
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  Speaker 2: and it wasn't Joey Porter Jr. And now we're in
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  Speaker 2: this situation. Are they floating this out through reporters too,
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  Speaker 2: to try to turn like people? I don't know. That's
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  Speaker 2: not a good look for the Steelers because that number
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  Speaker 2: comes out of the negotiations, which the Steelers and Joey
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  Speaker 2: Porter Jr. are not negotiating at this point. Joey Porter Jr.
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  Speaker 2: just needs... He needs to go on Cam's podcast and
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  Speaker 2: just sit down and be like, yeah, he does. Just
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  Speaker 2: be honest. I want him to do a PowerPoint presentation
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: and everything like that. You know, like, hey, remember this
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  Speaker 2: is what they did to Le'Veon Bell. We could have
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  Speaker 2: won a Super Bowl that year or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: They're doing it to me, too.
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  Speaker 7: Guaranteed.
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  Speaker 2: Show some pictures of him as a kid growing up,
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  Speaker 2: Steelers fan with his dad and everything.
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  Speaker 7: In the locker room.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right, well, we'll have Steelers-Bengals tickets giveaway Thursday
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: morning here on our show. Your chance at sold-out Olivia
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: Rodrigo tickets, 7.30 and 9.30 here. It's Mikey and Bob.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: The Mikey and Bob.
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  Speaker 7: Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Five chances today to try to win Olivia Rodrigo sold-out
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  Speaker 2: tickets for next Tuesday at the arena. 7.30, 9.30 during
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  Speaker 2: our show, and then 2.30, 4.30, and 7.30. later today
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: here on 96, one case. We got your sold out
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  Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Uh, A lot of people sending talkback messages,
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  Speaker 2: Let's hear from this person here.
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  Speaker 10: My name is Zita. I'm from Pittsburgh, PA. I would
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  Speaker 10: absolutely love to go see Olivia with my twin sister
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  Speaker 10: to celebrate our birthday.
• 10:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, twin sisters, Bob. My birthday too. Okay, nope, your
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: birthday's New Year's Day.
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  Speaker 10: I am Olivia's biggest fan. I tried super hard to
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  Speaker 10: get tickets, but I wasn't able to, so this would
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  Speaker 10: be an absolute dream come true for me.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, next chance at Olivia Rodrigo tickets around
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  Speaker 2: 7.30 this morning here on 96.1 KISS. It is Mikey
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: and Bob. Hey, Penguins hockey was real last night. Let's go.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like I turned it on for three minutes and I
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: was like, yep, they're there. They're doing it. All right, cool.
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  Speaker 2: And then I turned it off because I didn't really,
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: you know, it's preseason hockey. I didn't really give it time,
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: but Penguins beat Buffalo four to one. Ben Kendall got hurt, right?
• 10:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully that's not too. Hopefully that's not too serious, but
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  Speaker 2: play again tonight. Yeah, they play again tonight. It's a
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: weird preseason against the Red Wings at home. So if
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: you want to go to the game tonight, Penns will
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: be at home. Let's get to another talkback message here.
• 11:13
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  Speaker 9: I don't usually watch the news, but I've been sick
• 11:22
  Speaker 9: the past few days, so just kind of been tuning in.
• 11:25
  Speaker 9: And I'm kind of slowly realizing that the news is
• 11:29
  Speaker 9: just one giant distraction, and nobody's talking about the real issues.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: Man, do I need to get Aaron Rodgers' X-Files music
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: for this? What are the real issues? I don't know.
• 11:39
  Speaker 9: I'm not talking about the files. I'm not talking about
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  Speaker 9: the wars.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: There's a lot going on right now.
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  Speaker 9: What psychosis is or anything like that.
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot going on right now.
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  Speaker 9: Of course, I'm talking about the fact that Flo from Progressive,
• 11:54
  Speaker 9: hasn't aged in 18 years.
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  Speaker 2: Float from Progressive with her white apron on. She's been
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  Speaker 2: doing those Progressive commercials for years and years now. She
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  Speaker 2: hasn't aged. He's claiming that she might be some sort
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: of vampire. I looked it up.
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  Speaker 9: She started in 08.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you look it up? He's had some time
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  Speaker 2: on the couch. That's true. He's sick on the couch.
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  Speaker 2: I did a Flo deep dive. What sort of medication
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  Speaker 2: are you on? He's like, Man, Flo from Progressive is looking. Man,
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  Speaker 2: she has not aged in years. Flo's looking good. Hey,
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: when did Flo from Progressive start doing those commercials? Look
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  Speaker 2: it up. All right, 08 she started.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, in 08, I was a skinny, curly-headed dweeb. Now, granted,
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  Speaker 9: I'm still skinny and a dweeb, but I'm bald. People
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  Speaker 9: change over 18 years and she looks exactly the same.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, something's up here with Flo from the progressive insurance commercials.
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  Speaker 2: He's claiming that she doesn't age. The full Flo breakdown.
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  Speaker 2: He said, hey, even I'm bald now. It happens. Time happens.
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  Speaker 2: Bodies change.
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  Speaker 9: I meet up with some friends from 2008 and they're
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  Speaker 9: all saying that they're on hymns and You know, they
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  Speaker 9: went to hair club and all that. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 9: you know, I don't even want cheaper insurance. I just
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  Speaker 9: want whatever the she's on.
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  Speaker 2: All right. We're going to get you back off the couch. Hey, Flo.
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  Speaker 2: What Flo does is she chases down the other insurance companies' mascots.
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  Speaker 2: The Geico Gecko, that's like the 500th Geico Gecko. She
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  Speaker 2: eats one a month to keep her looking like she
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  Speaker 2: did in 2008. She's just been eating little emu eggs.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, maker!
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: They keep me scrambled eggs from the lemur emu egg, daddy.
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  Speaker 2: They keep me young, daddy. Yeah, Flo from Progressive, unfortunately,
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  Speaker 2: she has sold her soul to the dark lord Satan.
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  Speaker 2: She is immortal. She does not age. And she will
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  Speaker 2: be trying to sell us insurance. For not only the
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  Speaker 2: rest of our lives, but our children's lives and their
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: children's children's lives. Until the earth burns up and can
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  Speaker 2: no longer sustain humanity, flow from progressive will be selling
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: us insurance. All right, we'll get to today in freak
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: show history coming up next. And your chance at sold
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: out Olivia Rodrigo tickets around 730. It's Mikey and Bob.
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  Speaker 5: I knew it, I knew you.
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  Speaker 7: I knew it.
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  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift nominated for Video and Artist of the Year
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  Speaker 2: at the VMAs. You can watch it live this Sunday,
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  Speaker 2: hosted by Snoop Dogg. 7.30 on CBS and Paramount +.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. It's
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: the first day of fall today, and it's just smacking
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: us right in the face. It said, put those shorts away.
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  Speaker 2: It's over. For you, summer. Misty rain. Cloudy with showers.
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  Speaker 2: Highs near 60 degrees today, man. I'm wearing pants and
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  Speaker 2: a hoodie. What the hell? Let's get to a talkback
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  Speaker 2: message here brought to us by the Pavement Group. It's
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: our buddy, George. Hey, what's going on, fellas?
• 15:22
  Speaker 12: George here, catching up on Monday Morning's podcast. Me and
• 15:24
  Speaker 12: my family were out at the Panda Festival this past weekend.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, Panda Fest. Took a little video and sent it in.
• 15:29
  Speaker 12: To the Movers Facebook group. And with all of his
• 15:32
  Speaker 12: ribbon dancing and aerobatics and all that stuff, I got
• 15:35
  Speaker 12: to wonder, was that Bob up on stage dancing in
• 15:37
  Speaker 12: the panda costume?
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 12: We were in the VIP section off to the side
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  Speaker 12: of the stage, but.
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  Speaker 2: I got a little video.
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  Speaker 12: All right, y'all take it easy.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Bob. Over the weekend at the Panda Fest,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: there was a panda dancing up on stage. George wants
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: to know, just because... You got the moves. Was that
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  Speaker 2: you in the panda costume? I can't confirm or deny
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  Speaker 2: because I had to sign an NDA. Okay. Let's just
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  Speaker 2: say whatever happens in the panda costume stays in the
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  Speaker 2: panda costume. Not allowed to talk about anything panda costume
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  Speaker 2: related from Panda Fest? Don't even ask. All right, right
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: around 7 o'clock, let's get to Today in Freak Show History,
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  Speaker 2: where we take you back to a moment of the
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  Speaker 2: show that made us laugh, made us smile. And, Bob,
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  Speaker 2: since it's the first day of fall, it's time to
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  Speaker 2: power rank the top five fall phrases. Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Today in Freak Show History. Today in Freak Show History.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Bob, we'll start with you. Your top five
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  Speaker 2: all time favorite fall phrases. Number five. Hello, fall. OK,
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  Speaker 2: just hello, fall. Number four. This is definitely a fine one.
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  Speaker 2: This way to the pumpkin patch. Oh, yeah, you got
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  Speaker 2: to have it. You got to have it. As somebody
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  Speaker 2: walks in your house, they're confused on where your home
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  Speaker 2: pumpkin patch is. They need a sign telling them your
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  Speaker 2: third favorite fall phrase. Pumpkin spice and everything nice. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's good right there, yeah. Number two. Autumn leaves and
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  Speaker 2: pumpkin bleeds. Not number one, though. Bob's all-time number one
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  Speaker 2: fall phrase. Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes. What is that?
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  Speaker 2: All right, let me get to my top five all-time
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: fall phrases. Number five, I love fall most of all.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Number four, life is gourd. It's a play. It's not
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: life is good. Life is gourd. My third favorite fall
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: phrase that you might find on a decorative pillow. My
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: blood type is pumpkin spice. I mean, you might find
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: this in an office lady's cubicle. I put it on
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: my coffee tumbler there. I drink coffee out of it
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: in the morning. All right, what am I on? Number two?
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: My second favorite fall phrase of all time. My favorite
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: color is October. Not number one, though. My number one
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: all-time favorite fall phrase. Fall is my second favorite F word.
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: Whoa!
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: It's so dumb. Listen, all of those are so true.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: And we all know that person who has multiple sayings
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: like that on a decorative pillow or sign in their cubicle,
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: in their office space or in their home. My favorite
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: color is October. My blood type is pumpkin spice. And
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: fall is my second favorite F word. I can't move on.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: If you drive a Jeep, be on the lookout. If
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: we see that you're a Jeep duck person, me and
• 19:05
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• 19:14
  Speaker 2: through the free I heart radio app after, uh, every
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: show it is Mikey and Bob here on 96, one kiss,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: got your chance at Olivia Rodrigo sold out tickets around
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: seven 30 right now, though, Bob, It's time to sprinkle
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: some positivity into the show. It's time to have a
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: few people say something nice.
• 19:37
  Speaker 13: Say something nice. Say something nice.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: All right, listen. We got to do a say something
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: nice message here for one of our favorite listeners, Aunt Kaka, because... Hi, boys.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: It's Aunt Kaka. Yep.
• 19:51
  Speaker 11: Hey, I am leaving you a talkback message. because Aunt
• 19:54
  Speaker 11: Kaka is officially a working girl again.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Aunt Kaka's back in the workforce, everybody. She's on her
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: way to work.
• 20:02
  Speaker 11: So excited to listen to you guys in the morning again.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:04
  Speaker 14: Also going to re-listen to the podcast.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: That's a dedicated listener. You listen to a little of
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: the show live, then you listen to the full podcast.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: You've got professional Kaka on your hands. Whoa.
• 20:14
  Speaker 11: All right, love you, and happy birthday, Bob.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: All right, it's not Bob's birthday, but congratulations on the
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: new job, Kaka. I hope it goes well. Welcome back
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: to the workforce.
• 20:26
  Speaker 13: Say something nice. Say something nice.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: All right, it's best friend Nicole here.
• 20:30
  Speaker 15: Mike and Bob, best friend Nicole.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 11: I just wanted to.
• 20:35
  Speaker 15: Say something nice.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Say something nice. A little bit. Say something nice.
• 20:44
  Speaker 13: Say something nice.
• 20:45
  Speaker 14: People at the local pharmacy just love on my kid.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: And so shout out to.
• 20:52
  Speaker 15: Winnie and Sean and Shauna and Lisa and Bronca.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Winnie.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Amazing people at Greenfield Giant Eagle.
• 20:59
  Speaker 14: We're so grateful for them, and they just take good
• 21:03
  Speaker 14: care of us.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Shout out to everybody that works at the
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: pharmacy at Greenfield Giant Eagle.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Probably where McCarthy gets his medicine. Hey, hey, hey. Say
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: something nice.
• 21:18
  Speaker 13: Say something nice.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, boys. It's Construction Apprentice Mac.
• 21:23
  Speaker 16: Just wanted to do a little.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Say something nice.
• 21:26
  Speaker 16: Say something nice.
• 21:32
  Speaker 13: Say something nice.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Say something nice.
• 21:35
  Speaker 16: And give a shout out to all the folks that
• 21:38
  Speaker 16: are in my adult rec league sports team.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Adult rec league sports teams. Let's go. You're not making it.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: to d1 college you're not going pro in anything other
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: than your job right now but you still love getting
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: out there getting sweaty and getting after.
• 21:56
  Speaker 16: It because uh sometimes it's tough to keep the kid
• 21:59
  Speaker 16: in you alive but going out and playing sports as
• 22:02
  Speaker 16: an adult is really an awesome way and so thanks
• 22:04
  Speaker 16: to all the other adults that are still keeping their
• 22:07
  Speaker 16: inner kids alive And happy birthday, Bob. And we love you, Mikey.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Okay. It's not Bob's birthday. That's New Year's Day. He's
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: right there. You know, getting in organized sports, even as
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: an adult, it's not quite as serious. So hopefully you
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: just have fun. It's always somebody who takes it way
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: too serious. So I don't play basketball at the YMCA anymore, man.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: I couldn't stop Jeremy Fowler from ESPN, and it stopped
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: being fun for me. Say something nice. Say something nice.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Your chance at sold-out Olivia Rodrigo tickets twice this morning
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: around 7.30 and 9.30. It's Mikey and Bob.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: 96.1.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Kiss. Rent.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Giving away Olivia Rodrigo tickets for her sold-out show next Tuesday.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: She's coming in for a couple of shows, both sold out.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: You can win tickets five times a day here on
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: 96.1 KISS. We will have your keyword that you need
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  Speaker 2: to send us back through a talkback message on the
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• 23:06
  Speaker 2: coming up next year on 96.1 KISS. It's Mikey and Bob.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Let's get to this talkback message real quick, brought to
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• 23:11
  Speaker 8: My name is Matthew Newman.
• 23:13
  Speaker 16: I'm from Pittsburgh, and the reason I would like to
• 23:15
  Speaker 16: win the Olivia tickets is because You Seem Pretty Sad
• 23:18
  Speaker 16: for a Girl So In Love came out during a
• 23:20
  Speaker 16: time when I was dealing with cancer earlier this year.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: And that really helped me through, and it holds a
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: very special place in my heart.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: As it helped me through a lot during that time.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Thank you. That's a banger of an album, man. Olivia
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: took you through your cancer treatments. That's pretty cool. Again,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: we'll have your chance at Olivia Rodrigo tickets coming up
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: next year in just a minute. Also, Thursday morning, we're
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: going to be giving away Steelers tickets. You want to
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: go see Steelers take on the Bengals? Be listening Thursday
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: morning to our show. Three different times, 7 a.m., 8 a.m.,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: and 9 a.m. We'll give you three Steeler player names.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: First person to call us at 9 a.m. on Thursday
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: with all three names from 7, 8, and 9 a.m.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: We'll be going to the Steelers game on Sunday, seeing
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: them taking on the Bengals. Speaking of Steelers, head coach
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Mike McCarthy was talking yesterday. He's doing his weekly press conference.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Here's some of Mike McCarthy after the Steelers, of course,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: start season one and one now.
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: I think one thing is pretty consistent in the NFLers.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: Things are usually not as bad as you think they are,
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: and they're not as good as you think they are.
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: So there's always a lot to correct. The things I would.
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: Make vocal points. List them as number one. We just
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: got to clean up our own house a little bit.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Got to clean up the own house. If you get
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: to power rank the things that are wrong a little bit. Well,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: number one is cleaning up our own house, dude. That's
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: what it is. Of course, a lot of people would
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: think the offensive line is the thing that's wrong with
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: the Steelers right now. Aaron Rodgers has like a second
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: to throw the ball. uh sometimes not even that sometimes
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: he just gets hammered absolutely destroyed here is mike mccarthy
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: steelers head coach talking about the offensive line.
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: Well i mean offensive line play i think you know
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: really you know we touched on this a little bit
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: training camp i think you know in hindsight you go
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: back and you look you know how many you know
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: how many days did we line up with the same
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: offensive line you know we worked a lot of different
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: combinations no excuses but But they need continuity. They need reps.
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: They need consistency. And make sure we're asking them to
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: do things that they've got plenty of reps in.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: All right. And then, you know, he's supposed to be
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: calling maybe more creative plays and less play volume. Maybe
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: there's too many plays. That's the problem. Maybe it's too confusing.
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: You know, that's really what game planning comes down to.
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: You never want to go into the game where you
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: don't feel like you have enough ammunition to complete the task.
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: That won't be the case. I think we may have
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: been guilty of being able to play double-headers with some
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: of the volume because of the ability of our quarterback.
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: Aaron is, and I'm guilty of maybe relying on that
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: maybe too much at times. I think we just got
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: to continue to work and make sure we're being connected
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: all the way through.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: All right. So, yeah, it looks like the Steelers might
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: be doing less volume of plays and some more creative
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: plays in there. Coach McCarthy was asked yesterday what his
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: message to the team was after loss.
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: Well, just clearly where we are and where we're going.
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: I think, you know, we've played two games, you know,
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: and I think just the reality of, you know, we're
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: in the business of winning and it's about results. At
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: the end of the day, our job is to whoop
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: the other guy's ass.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: Oh!
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Go through all the meows. There it is. End of
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: the day. Our job is to whoop the other guy's ass.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: All right. We'll see if the Steelers can whoop some. Hopefully.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Whoop some Bengal ass. Hopefully. On Sunday, again, Thursday morning,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: 7 a.m., 8 a.m., and 9 a.m., your chance at
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Steelers-Bengals tickets Thursday morning. Right now, we are going to
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: give you your 7.30 Olivia Rodrigo keyword for you to
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: try to win some tickets. Here we go.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Here's your next chance to win Olivia Rodrigo tickets on
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: 96.1 KISS.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Bob keeps telling me he's found a couple things on
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Facebook Marketplace. My marketplace, the algorithm, is just feeding me today.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll do a round of sensual Facebook Marketplace
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: around 7.55 here on 96.1 KISS. It is Mikey and
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Bob right now. Let's get to this. We're all going
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: to learn something together right now. It's time to find out.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Why the hell is this trending? With Mikey and Bab.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Kind of a wild local story. Phil Jerkovic got arrested.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: He used to be the Pine Richland quarterback. He played
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: for Pitt for a season, didn't he? Yeah, didn't he
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: go to, like, Notre Dame? I think he bounced around
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: to a couple. He was a really crazy quarterback prospect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: He got charged with stealing a truck from AHN. Like
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: a box truck or something. Weird situation. Hope for the
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: best for that guy. That guy. You remember when Luke
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Bryan had to cancel his farm tour stop? Yeah. He
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: was doing 1846 farms in Unity that got canceled because
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: of the rain. Do you remember the concert curse girl
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: who sent us a message? Because she's like, I had
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: tickets to Luke Bryan. Before that, I had tickets to
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Morgan Wallen. Maybe it's me. Well, hold on. She's back.
• 28:17
  Speaker 17: Hey, guys.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: It's the concert jinx from Friday's show. I just wanted
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: to let you know two things. One, I am not
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: going to Olivia Rodrigo, so I think some people will
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: be happy about that.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: We're safe, everybody. Rodrigo, we're safe. Concert Jinx isn't going.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: And two, I went to Tucker Wetmore on Sunday at
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Stage AE.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: And it did not get canceled. It was great, but
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: it was raining. I was a little nervous, and there
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: was a flood watch.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Of course, my luck, but.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: I think the curse is broken.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: There was a flood watch and everything. Reverse the curse!
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: By the way, you know how they told people to
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: hold on to their tickets and everything? 1846 Farms said
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: we're in conversation with them to see if we can
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: bring it back here. There's still some things to work out,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: so we can't announce a date, but that was why
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: he asked people to hold onto their tickets. So there
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: might still be hope for Luke Bryant. Also, if you
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: want to be on the pit, our favorite show here
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: in Pittsburgh, they're doing a casting call from movies, extras, Pittsburgh.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: They're looking for background actors, October 27th, 28th and 29th,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: 18 or older. It says the, Roles are, you know,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: various roles, but they're also looking for residents living in
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: an urban area, particularly those with weathered. lived-in faces. Oh,
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: you came to the right place. That's all we got
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: in Pittsburgh. None of us look good. If you're looking weathered,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: the pit is looking for you. Hard hats, lunch pails, dirt, steel, soot,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: weathered faces. What a description. Also says they're looking for
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: people who have longer grown out hair or facial hair
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: and can be a wide range of body types, ages,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: and ethnicities. Oh, body types. Are they looking for a mustache?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Maybe we're in. Are they looking for a weird looking
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: guy with a mustache? No, you're too good looking. You're
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: not weathered enough. You're too good looking, man. You got
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: to go work outside for about a decade and a
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: half before you can apply to this, bud. All right,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: so they're looking for extras for the pit for season three.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: This isn't our time. Listen, if we're going to get
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: on the pit, it's just going to be a mention.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: They're not going to put us in the pit ever.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: That's all I want is a mention. All I want
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: is a mention. I don't even need to be on it.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Just mention Mikey and Bob on the pit, and I
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: will absolutely lose my mind. Roc Nation is reportedly struggling
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: to fill the Super Bowl halftime show this year. Now
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: they're saying a lot of it has to do with
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: people being a little bit wary of the– The NFL,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: since their whole Robert Kraft and Macklemore thing. Uh-oh. Yeah,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: it's not good. You know what, though? I know that's
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: the report that, like, Roc Nation's, like, having trouble finding
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: somebody who's going to commit to the Super Bowl halftime show.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Isn't it usually about this time of year where they
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: announce it? Yeah, it's like end of September. So, like,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: we're close here. Hey, Jay-Z. Let me just do it, dude.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Let me just do it then. It's your company, right?
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: You having trouble finding somebody? You're the guy that pretty
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: much picks? Only you just got to do a Super
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Bowl halftime show, man. Also, Taylor Swift is going to
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: be honored at the VMAs on Sunday with, I don't know,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: they made up an award for Artist Director Honors. But also,
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: she added a third page to the letter on her website.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: This is a big thing for us Swifties, because the
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: first page was about getting her master's back. The second
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: page was the Life of the Showgirl track list. What
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: could page three mean? You can't even click on it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: It's a third page. page it's a mysterious page on
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: our website what could that mean but we'll see what
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: happens uh she's nominated for 11 vmas uh taylor swift
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: the vmas this sunday hosted by snoop dogg too um
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: 7 30 to 9 30 on cbs and paramount plus
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: for uh this year's mtv vmas all right bob's been
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: looking at facebook marketplace he says he's found some weird
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: stuff we're going to do around a sensual facebook marketplace
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: around 755 i might even have something for you here Okay,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: and more chances for you to win sold-out Olivia Rodrigo tickets.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Your next chance coming up around 9.30. It's Mikey and Bob.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Catch up with our Mikey and Bob podcast. If you
• 32:37
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• 32:40
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• 32:42
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• 32:44
  Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app. Now, Bob, let's get to this talkback message
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: here brought to us by One Team Media. Hi, Mikey, Bobby. Hey.
• 32:51
  Speaker 10: Florida Wiener Mom here.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: I just finished Friday's podcast.
• 32:55
  Speaker 10: I'm not ready to hear Steelers' Facebook comments yet.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: All right. Yesterday's podcast has plenty of Steelers' Facebook comments.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: We're not doing any of that on the show today.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: But Bob was just talking about a picture of cats.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. And it says, are you pooping?
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 33:10
  Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Was that Facebook Marketplace? It was. It was. Decorative picture cats. Okay, yeah.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: We lose Bob doing Facebook Marketplace a lot during the show. Like,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: every time I walk by his computer screen, it's always
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: on Facebook Marketplace. He's just, he browses during the show.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: And I have one of those with a wiener dog. Oh, wow. Oh,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: the wiener dog picture in the bathroom. Nice. And another
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: wiener dog picture in my other bathroom.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: So I'll put those on the Muber Facebook group. Jeez,
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: that's pretty impressive. Wiener dogs watching you poop. Yeah. wieners
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: in the bathroom wieners in the bathroom look who's watching
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: your poop now wieners in the bathroom i got more
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: uh facebook over here by the way i'm a little
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: distracted this morning okay um a little distracted all right
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: so here's what we're gonna do some of these might
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: be for you Let's slow our voices down here, and
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Bob is going to read what he thinks we all
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: need to really be looking at locally on Facebook Marketplace.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: You ready over there, Bob?
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: You ever dream of drinking from a boob? No, I
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: think I'm too old for that.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: I think that's more of a newborn thing.
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Facebook Marketplace here, Bridgeville, PA. Wow.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: Close to us here at the station. Yeah, go pick
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  Speaker 7: this up after the show. $ 20 booby mug with a
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  Speaker 7: hole in the nipple to drink from.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. The nipple's kind of weird, though. It's straw-like.
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: There's a straw-like nipple on the booby mug. So you
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: drink out of the booby mug nipple? It's your uncle's
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: favorite cup, man. He saves it for special occasions. Is
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: it like a set of boobs?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's only one. A single boob? It's only one boob.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: All right, no thanks.
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  Speaker 3: What else?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: You don't like that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: How about some assless leather chaps?
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: All chaps are assless, I've learned. Hey, from Lawrenceville, okay?
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: Oh, the Lawrenceville Cowboys hanging the chaps up.
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  Speaker 2: These are vintage. They're from 1990s. Okay.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: Plenty of ass in them over the years. Is that
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: what the description says? It says American made. Oh, size
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: extra large. And they're coming from a smoke-free home.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, nah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: I need my chaps to have no butt and I
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: want them to smell like Sigs. 50 bucks. Not a
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: bad deal there.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: 50 bucks.
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: Lawrenceville Cowboys hanging up the chaps. And they got something
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: you might be interested in here. I don't want another
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: item here. What is it?
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: You know how I got truck nuts for the truck?
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Well, my friend here, they got duck nuts. Duck nuts. No,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not buying those. You might think, what are duck nuts, right? No,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: I think I know. They probably hang off the back
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: of my Jeep. Well, yeah, that, yeah, yeah. Okay.
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: They're duck nuts, Jeep balls, they're called. They have a
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: duck's head, and then where the neck of the duck is,
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: that's where the nuts happen. That's not anatomically correct at all.
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: at all you want to razzle dazzle some jeep owners
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: and go where did he get that from i got
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: duck nuts and facebook marketplace 25 bucks for duck nuts
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: and i'm drinking out of a booby.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Mug all right i think that was a solid round
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: essential facebook marketplace marketplace is feeding me the good stuff
• 36:59
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  Speaker 2: It's chilly out today. The high is only near like
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  Speaker 2: Jesus. I hate those days. Jesus. It's one of those
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: days where we've already peaked. Nobody wants a day like that, right?
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: It just started, man. It's the first day of fall
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  Speaker 2: and I'm wearing pants. It all fell apart. We got
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  Speaker 5: We went to the Penns preseason last night.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Penguins won 4-1 against Buffalo. First preseason game. They're
• 38:38
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  Speaker 5: And it was so much fun. So we were obviously
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  Speaker 2: Little peek at the bottom bowl. See what the situation is.
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• 39:01
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  Speaker 2: tonight at home against the Red Wings. Pirates have like
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  Speaker 19: Good morning my king big bob it is dawn.
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  Speaker 2: The meat lady she's brought meat to bob's uh dodge
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  Speaker 14: I want to say something nice about my daughter's bus driver.
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  Speaker 19: He is so nice and so funny.
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  Speaker 14: So my daughter has a habit of leaving her lunchbox
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  Speaker 14: at home or in my car, and today I felt bad.
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  Speaker 2: She broke her.
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  Speaker 14: Fifth metatorso on my birthday, which is her big toe
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  Speaker 14: or little toe, and she's gimpy, so I felt bad,
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  Speaker 14: driver heard all the kids screaming.
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  Speaker 2: lady is chasing her daughter's bus. And the kids see
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  Speaker 2: her and they're like, hey!
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  Speaker 9: Wait!
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  Speaker 2: Everybody knows.
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  Speaker 14: To hold on for me at one of the stops
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  Speaker 19: All the kids were clapping for me, and.
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  Speaker 2: He was laughing.
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  Speaker 19: getting out of the car and chasing down the bus,
• 41:47
  Speaker 19: but she does leave her lunchbox everywhere.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 41:52
  Speaker 19: Um, but yeah, so I'm.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: Out of breath.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: All right. Don, the meat lady's out of breath. Chad
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: chased down daughter's bus today. Uh, her daughter's nickname is
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: now going to be lunchbox probably for the rest of
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  Speaker 2: her schooling career. You know, the bus drivers, you get a,
• 42:06
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  Speaker 2: like it's going to stick for, it's going to stick
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  Speaker 2: for maybe your whole school career, you know?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if you want to be lunchbox
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  Speaker 2: for the rest of the year, uh, schooling, but Hey,
• 42:19
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• 42:24
  Speaker 2: all the kids were going nuts and lunchbox got her
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  Speaker 2: lunchbox today. All right. Coming up next on the show, Bob,
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: we got a little request here. Hi, Mikey and Bob.
• 42:32
  Speaker 20: I was just wondering if you guys have ever, uh,
• 42:35
  Speaker 20: ranked your top five favorite pumpkin slash fall um food
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  Speaker 20: slash drinks um if you guys do it can you
• 42:45
  Speaker 20: do in your office lady voices.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Might be the biggest fall power rankings of all time
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  Speaker 2: top five favorite fall food and drinks for the first
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  Speaker 2: Everybody wants to go see Olivia Rodrigo next week. Two
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  Speaker 2: shows completely sold out. I got to figure out how
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I'm getting tickets. And by the way, I say I
• 43:22
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars hey we we love you all but like
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  Speaker 2: sending us personal messages on like social media you just
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  Speaker 2: this one's a tough one this one's been sold out
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  Speaker 2: for a while yeah it's not it's not an easy
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  Speaker 2: one to get tickets no this isn't we don't have
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  Speaker 2: people who send us messages but of course we're giving
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  Speaker 2: when you're getting your Olivia Rodrigo keywords. The next one's
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  Speaker 2: am begging you. I need these stinking.
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  Speaker 11: Olivia Rodrigo tickets.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 11: My name's Sabrina. I'm from North Hills, and I would
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  Speaker 11: love to take my best friend, Cameron. Unfortunately for her,
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  Speaker 11: she's never been able to have her driver's license because
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  Speaker 11: she's legally blind. But we would love to go see
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  Speaker 11: our girl Liv.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Bob's legally blind, too. He can drive, though.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: He's only one eye. Yeah, just one eye. He's legally blind.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: All right. More Olivia Rodrigo tickets give you a chance
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  Speaker 2: around 930 this morning here on 96.1 KISS. Bob, it's
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: the first day of fall, and we got a power
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  Speaker 2: rankings request here. Hi, Mikey and Bob.
• 44:34
  Speaker 20: I was just wondering if you guys have ever ranked
• 44:38
  Speaker 20: your top five favorite pumpkin slash fall food slash drinks.
• 44:46
  Speaker 20: If you guys do it, can you do it in
• 44:47
  Speaker 20: your office lady voices?
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 20: Love you guys.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Big list right here. Here we go. rankings with mikey
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  Speaker 2: and bob on 96.1 kiss top five favorite fall food
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  Speaker 2: and drinks number five apple pie number four it's those
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  Speaker 2: caramel apple pop Oh, my God.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: I have a bowl of those in my cubicle. You
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: know the ones I'm talking about, don't I?
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: I do.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: I absolutely do. It's like the green apple sour sucker,
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: but it's like dipped in caramel. Oh, my God. I
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: can suck on that all day. Number three, pumpkin pie.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Wear some whipped cream on it. Just a little bit, though,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: because I got to watch it. I always put on
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: a few ponds in the fall, okay? I don't want to.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Have a pumpkin pie potch. Gotta watch it. I don't
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: want to get a potch. It's right around my belt
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: area there. Goes right to the potch. Pumpkin pie potch.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: I got a pumpkin pie potch. this has gone off
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: the rails why would you tell us to do this
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  Speaker 2: in an office all right what am i doing here
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: uh top five favorite fall food and drinks number two
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: i got pumpkin coffee that's where pumpkin spice latte would
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: be but i'm a big coffee drinker right and i
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: i think i just go basic pumpkin coffee i do
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: not number number one i mean number one's not an
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: office lady thing though this is a mikey thing because
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: this is my list my fall food and drinks number
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: one it's very specific pittsburgh brewing company block house brewing
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: a pumpkin ale oh my yeah.
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: Woo!
• 46:44
  Speaker 13: Let go, let go.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Can't drink too many, though. Don't want to get a
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: pumpkin ale potch. All right, Bob, let's get to your
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: top five here. Top five favorite fall food or drinks.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Number five. Apple cider donut. yes oh yeah love that
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: oh i go to sorghals you know a whole day
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: out of it you know it number four pumpkin donuts
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  Speaker 2: oh wow double donuts they don't go to my potch
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: oh only the pies go to the potch this is
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: donut season for you number three favorite fall food or
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: drink it's apple pie oh wow gotta be careful gotta
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: be careful gotta be careful can't put too Not too
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: much whipped cream on it. Not too much. Straight to
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: the pot. Right to the pot. Number two. The pumpkin roll.
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: Oh!
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: And also the pumpkin log. Yeah, yeah. Log roll, yeah.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Whatever you want to call it.
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: Oh, man.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Those are good, right? Those are good. Not number one, though.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: All right, Bob, here we go. Your all-time favorite number
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  Speaker 2: one fall food or drink. Reese's pumpkins, man.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow!
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  Speaker 2: Big one! Good one!
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Boom, boom!
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah!
• 47:51
  Speaker 7: Woo!
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Let go, let go! Unleash those pumpkins. Actually, keep them
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: away from me. I eat a whole bag. Keep me
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: away from those Reese's pumpkins because I will eat too
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: many and then all of a sudden I got a
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: pumpkin potch going. I don't want to get a pumpkin potch.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: I live my day as a.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: It looks like today's weird story from down in Florida
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: is going to have to do with a felony fart attack.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: That'll be coming up around 8.55 here on 96.1 KISS.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob. Stillers take on the Bengals
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: at home on Sunday, 1 p.m. Bengals are a good team.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: It looks like this year they're 2-0. You know, Joe Burrow,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: their quarterback's back from injury. Bengals look pretty good, right?
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: So we are going to give away Steelers-Bengals tickets. They're
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: playing at home here. Thursday morning on the show, be
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: listening three separate times, 7 a.m., 8 a.m., and 9 a.m.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: The first person who calls us with all three Steeler
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: names we're going to give you at those times will
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: win Steelers-Bengals tickets. So 7 a.m., 8 a.m., and 9 a.m.,
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: listen all three times for Steelers player names. to try
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: to win some Steelers-Bengals tickets. That'll be Thursday morning here
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: on 96.1 KISS. It's Mikey and Bob. Here was Mike
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: McCarthy talking yesterday about, you know, the ongoing stuff that's
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: not really anything going on. on with Joey Porter Jr.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: And if he's going to play against the Bengals. Joey's
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: in the Wednesday work. workup group so okay all right
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: we're still doing the workup group sort of thing working
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: it up on.
• 49:32
  Speaker 8: Wednesday okay Joe's in the situation where you know he
• 49:35
  Speaker 8: had he had a back thing that flared up in
• 49:37
  Speaker 8: practice and you know we're taking a look at it
• 49:40
  Speaker 8: and he'll be evaluated on Wednesday see what he can.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Do the Steelers are just talking And Joey Porter is
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: just not, you know? Yeah, yeah. And then yesterday came
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: the report from Jerry Dulac, right, that said Joey Porter Jr.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: turned down $ 27 million this year. I mean, you see
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: that report and you're like, how, why, for what reason
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: would he do that? Missing a lot of facts that
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: are really important when it comes to NFL contracts. First
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: of all, in the report that Joey Porter Jr. was
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: offered $ 27 million to play football this year, he's making
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: around $ 4 million this year because he's still on his
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: rookie deal.
• 50:25
  Speaker 20: Right.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: When you hear that, you just go, man, he should
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: play then. Well, what if he gets hurt before he
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: signs a long-term deal? What if they only want to
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: give him a two-year deal and it's no guaranteed money?
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Or if the guaranteed money is like $ 15 million or
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: something like that, something small. Or what if this year
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: was the only year that was guaranteed? Or offered. So
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: many players have just blown a knee out, and that's
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: the end of it. That's it. That's all you get.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: I know a lot of people will still be on
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: the Steelers' side, but I don't know, man. It feels
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: like they did Joey Porter Jr. a little dirty here.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: And I know he's probably not easy to maybe deal
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: with with his dad and stuff like that, but this
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: whole thing now through the media where it's like, hey,
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: we offered him. $ 27 million.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who's planting the story over there to get that
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: out there? We did this whole thing with Le'Veon Bell
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: before years and years ago, and that screwed up a
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: whole season too. And it's just like he deserves a
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: long extension with a lot of guaranteed money. The Steelers
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: don't seem like... They're going to give it to him.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: And then you got Mike McCarthy who's just like, you know,
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: he had a back injury. We're ramping him up. Wednesday,
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: he'll be back out there ramping up. How long is
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: this Joey Porter Jr.
• 51:46
  Speaker 7: Ramp?
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Just be honest with us. This dude's not playing, it
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: doesn't seem like, until he gets a new job. deal
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: that he deserves it didn't go good it's not going
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: good right now and now the season has started so
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: they're not even really uh negotiating now they're just trying
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: to save face and when the stealers leak out that
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: hey you didn't even want to play for 27 million
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: dollars here all right how long was the deal how
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: much guaranteed money how did it compare to these other
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: guys who are getting 30 million dollars as cornerbacks yeah
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: when the when they leak out the money thing that's
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: coming from somebody at the team i would imagine that's
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: coming from Up top! All right, so we'll see what happens,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: but you can win Steelers-Bengals tickets 7 a.m., 8 a.m.,
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: and 9 a.m. Lock in if you want to go
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: see the Steelers. That is Thursday morning. All right, Florida
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: felony fart attack coming up around 8.55. And another chance
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: for you to win sold-out Olivia Rodrigo tickets around 9.30.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: 96.1 KISS.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: The Mikey and Bob Podcast. It's like a Vegas show,
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: but not really, right? Weird Vegas, yeah. Not like Vegas
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: at all, actually.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Stream the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: you get your podcasts.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast,
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: but it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: clips of the show, seeing pictures of us in our
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: daily lives. Be our friends. Seeing pictures of my cats.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: That's right. We're on Instagram, of course. You can follow us,
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: if you don't already, at FSMikey for me. At FSBigBob
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: for me. FS stands for Freak Show. Yeah. We made
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: it a long time ago. It is what it is.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: What are you going to do? Follow us on Instagram,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: at FSMikey, at FSBigBob, if you love content. Sometimes we
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: get messages on the show that don't really have anything
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: to do with anything we're currently talking about on the show.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: It's just sort of something's thrown against the wall.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: And yeah, we just got this talkback message here sent
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: through the free iHeartRadio app brought to us by One
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Team Media.
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: Hello, Mikey and Bob.
• 53:53
  Speaker 15: This is Christine from industry.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Just a random useless fact.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: Did you know butterflies do not have eyelids?
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: That's all. Have a great day.
• 54:04
  Speaker 15: Love you guys.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: All right. I did not. Yeah, they don't have eyelids.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Butterflies can't close their eyes. They have 360-degree vision so
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: they can see all around them. That sounds horrible. Because
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: they lack eyelids, their eyes remain open even when they're
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: resting or sleeping and just staring straight ahead. That sounds awful.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: I'm glad we can't see butterflies' eyes because they would
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: creep me out. Open at all times? Like, I'd be
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: terrified if my cats did that. Eight cats just staring
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: at me and they can't even blink or close their eyes.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: When they sleep, they just stare at you.
• 54:47
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Way to make butterflies somewhat of a nightmarish animal. Now
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: they don't have eyelids. They can't close their eyes. And
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: now we go down to Florida. There's always weird things
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: happening down in the state of Florida. You know, we've
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: been doing the show for a long time, and Florida
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Stories have been a staple of our show for years
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: and years now. It's time for another one.
• 55:06
  Speaker 7: Here we go.
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: Ow!
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Attention all listeners of The Freak Show. It's time to
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: travel to the Sunshine State.
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: Yes!
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: It happened again. It's another Florida Story. Florida, man. Behind bars.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: What's going on? 32-year-old Florida man for a fart that
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: turned into a domestic dispute. There we go. A little
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Florida fart arrest. 32-year-old Florida man and the 45-year-old woman
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: he was with were in bed when the matter was
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: brought up. Gotcha, Alvin. Well, that could have been what happened.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: If they were in bed, everybody knows... If you fart
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: under the covers, then you push somebody's head under there,
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: that's the Dutch oven. Was that the move? It does
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: not say that a Florida Dutch oven was attempted or executed.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: It says that they were in bed. He allegedly called
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: her the B word.
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Before or after farting? After. Wow. She then spit on him, allegedly.
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: He then farted again. Zero to 100 real quick. And
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: then allegedly grabbed the woman. What kind of Florida fart
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: powers does this guy have, by the way, where he
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: can fart on demand? Well, maybe he just had a
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: run going where he's like, I got a few in
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: me here. First one's going under the covers for her
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: little dutchy oven. She's not having any of it. She's
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: not into it. It gets into a physical altercation. Maybe
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: he thought she was going to be into it. The
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: attack only stopped when she bit his finger. Oh, I
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: guess so. It's better to have your finger bitten if
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: you're Florida, man, than something else, I.
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: Guess, right?
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Only a finger. I mean, that'd really make it a
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Florida story, right? Start biting other things. Yeah, so he
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: basically assaulted her because of farts?
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Okay. He is being held in jail now. Domestic battery.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: He's got charges now in a $ 10, 000 bond. Wow. All
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: because of a domestic dispute that started down in Florida
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: over farts. It is Florida making the show once again.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: All right. Your chance at sold out Olivia Rodrigo tickets.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Your key word to try to win coming up around 930.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob. Got another chance coming up around
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: 9.30 for you to try to win sold-out Olivia Rodrigo
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: tickets for next week. Be listening for your 9.30 keyword.
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: Hey, Mikey and Big Bob, this is Nova from Brookline.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Really hope to hear back from you guys. Plan on
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: taking my mom.
• 57:42
  Speaker 14: She deserves the world.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Bob.
• 57:45
  Speaker 14: Have a great day.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Bye. Well, first of all, yeah, it'd be really nice
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: to take your mom to Olivia Rodrigo. And second thing,
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: not Bob's birthday. That's New Year's Day.
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: Good morning, Mikey and Bob. It's Jen from Pottsville. And
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: I would love to drive to Pittsburgh to see Olivia
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: and take my niece, who just turned 13, and she's
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: currently her favorite. Also, my daughter goes to school in Pitt, so...
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: it would be even a bonus to get to see her.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Thanks. All right. Your next keyword, try to win some
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo sold out tickets for next week is coming
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: up around nine 30 here on 96. One kiss. Hey, uh,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg showed us some love yesterday. He did. That
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: was nice and somewhat unexpected. You know, every now and
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: then you shoot or shoot. You got to shoot. You
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: got to take a shot. And yesterday we were talking
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: to our buddy DJ Bonix, who of course is Wiz
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Khalifa's official DJ. He's like our best friend, right? And
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: he also fills in as Snoop Dogg's DJ when Snoop's
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: regular DJ can't make it. So Wiz Khalifa obviously did
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: a little surprise performance with Snoop at the end of
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: our iHeartRadio Music Festival over the weekend. Our buddy DJ Bonix.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Was he DJing for Snoop? Which is just crazy. He
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: got to scream Snoop Dogg. It's the one and only D-O-double-G.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg! And then the ending of a festival. He
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: got a little shout out from Snoop Dogg. What's up
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: with Snoop Dogg?
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: Make some noise!
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: DJ Bonix in this. So we posted a video, just,
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: you know, a clip from the show of us talking
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: about Wiz and Snoop and DJ Bonix at our iHeartRadio
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Music Festival. And Snoop posted it on his Instagram page.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Because I was looking at it and I'm like, wow,
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: we just posted this video like half an hour ago.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: It's got 20,000 views. What the hell?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg posted it on his page. Snoop Dogg has
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: 86.7 million followers on Instagram.
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: Nuts.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Jesus.
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: Nuts.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: That was pretty cool. By the way, speaking of our
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: iHeartRadio music festival from over the weekend, we have a
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: wonderful listener, Gio, who listens to us in Cleveland on
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app. He absolutely stunned us yesterday when he
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: sent us a message that he went to Vegas for
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: the entire weekend of our iHeartRadio music festival. He was
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: at like sound checks and stuff like that. Yeah, he
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: went to the Weezer sound check. We're like, Gio, we
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: didn't even know you were going out there. How did
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: you pull this off? All right, let's get to this
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: talkback message. It is Gio from Cleveland brought to us
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: by One Team Media.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 17: Geo's out here doing Capital One, Weezer, pre-sale, soundcheck and everything?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Man, Geo. Nice. Yeah, there was this party in one
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: of the lounges. Of course, yeah. It was pretty cool.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: I just love that there's this fancy thing going on.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Gio from Cleveland's just in the middle of it all,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: out in Vegas at our iHeartRadio Music Festival.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 17: Eventually, they took us down to the floor, took us
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 17: into the pit.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Weezer performed a few songs, and.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: It was a great time.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 17: They also did Q & A.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 17: And also, just being out here all weekend, every time
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 17: I come out here to Vegas, the one thing that's
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 17: in the back of my mind now is... We need
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 17: those casino streams back, man. I miss those casino streams
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 17: on Wednesday mornings. And I know a lot of upper
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 17: listeners do, too.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, Gio. We used to do these Bett
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Rivers casino streams like every other Wednesday. We usually do
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: it like once a month maybe or something like that.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: It was so much fun. Gio's been walking through a
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: casino all week and he's got the itch. He's got
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: the edge. I used to love watching those boys play
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: casino games. You need to find a way to bring
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: them back. Yeah, I know. I know we do. I know.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 17: I'm so happy that I was finally able to make
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 17: this festival that I've been trying to get to for years.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 17: And now my next goal is to make it out
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 17: the stuff of us.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Whoa. Love the show.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Geo. We've never actually met Gio from Cleveland in person.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: We'd love to. He shows up in the city every
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: now and then, but we never know when he's coming
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: or going. Yeah, Gio, if you come to Stuff Bus
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: this year, you have to let us know exactly what
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: days you're coming out because we would love to see
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: you and meet you, man. He's a great guy out
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: in Cleveland. Vegas, too. Just having his own adventures.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 20: All right.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Got a chance for you to win. Sold out. Olivia Rodrigo.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Tickets coming up around 9.30. It's Mikey and Bob.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: 96.1.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: Kiss. First official day of fall today. It feels like it.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: It's cloudy out. It's going to be some scattered showers today.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: It's rainy. High's only near 60 degrees, and we've already
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: hit the high today, so it's just going to be windy, rainy.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: I don't like it. It's fall. It's here. It's Mikey
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: and Bob on 96 one kiss. We have a chance
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: for you to win tickets to the sold out Olivia
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Rodrigo show coming up. We will give you a keyword
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: that you have to send back to us in a
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: talkback message for you to try to win some Olivia
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Rodrigo tickets for next Tuesday week from tonight. Olivia Rodrigo
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: at the arena sold out tickets coming up next year.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: on 96.1 Kiss. Right now, though, Bob, we got some
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: positivity we got to get to because we got a
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: couple people who want to say something nice. Here we go.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 13: Say something nice. Say something nice.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: Hello.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: This is Taylor.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Good morning. Hi, Taylor. What can we do for you?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: I just woke up and took the kids and I
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: was going to call and see what was going on.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 10: I want to give a shout out to my mommy, Bonnie.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: If anybody's listening and they hear her name, I hope
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: they smile.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: Her birthday just passed, September 15th, so I'd love.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: To say her name on the radio. You know what's crazy?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: It's my birthday, too. No, it's not.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday!
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: No, he's lying to you. It's New Year's Day. He's
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: lying to you.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 14: Happy early birthday.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to your mom. What's her name again? Bonnie.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: Bonnie.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Bonnie. Thanks, guys.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Have a great day.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you too.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 11: Bye.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Say something nice.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 13: Say something nice.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Let's get to another one here.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 15: Hey, Mikey and Bob, it's Rainey from Dayton.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Hey.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 15: I just wanted to call and say something nice to
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 15: the good people of Pittsburgh.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Wait, hold on. She's in Dayton, like Dayton, Ohio,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: and she wants to say something nice.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 13: Say something nice. Say something nice.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 15: My dad tried to get me to hate y'all growing up, but...
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 15: I can't.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't. We're awesome. Yeah. Your dad over in Dayton,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: he's like, no, we don't like Pittsburgh over here. We're
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: in Ohio. Okay.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Too bad. She fell in love anyway.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 15: Y'all are the most kind, authentic, and compassionate people out there.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Take that, Ohio. Yeah, dad.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 15: And most of my best friendships are with people from Pittsburgh.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 15: I love visiting the city, so.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: Why don't you move here? Come on. What are you
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: doing over in Dayton?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 15: Hope y'all have a good week.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 15: And I think the Steelers will beat the Bengals.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: Whoa.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 13: Say something nice. Say something nice.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: You can always send your say something nice messages. We
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: love bringing some positivity onto the show. Do it through
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: the free iHeartRadio app. Right now, hey, just keep the
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app open because here's your chance at sold-out Olivia
• 1:05:13
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• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Here's your next chance to win Olivia Rodrigo tickets on
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: 96.1 KISS.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: We got Steelers-Bengals tickets up for grabs Thursday morning on
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: our show. It's going to be kind of easy, right?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: You got to listen three different times, 7 a.m., 8 a.m.,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: and 9 a.m. We'll give you three different Steelers players' names.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: First person that calls us at 9 a.m. with all
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: three games, you're going to be going to see Steelers
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: take on the Bengals. Yeah, that's easy. It's AFC North football, man, okay?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: We're done playing games with these Falcons and Patriots. It's
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: AFC North now. It's just real right here. Ass-kicking football.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: Mike McCarthy, AFC North football. Ground and pound. He was
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: born into this. We can't really ground and pound right now.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: He was born into it. Steelers tickets up for grabs
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: 7 a.m., 8 a.m., and 9 a.m. Be listening all
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: three times on Thursday morning. It's Mikey and Bob here
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: on 96.1 KISS. Let's get to a quick talkback message.
• 1:06:17
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• 1:06:20
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• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Brought to us by The Pavement Group. I know we
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: haven't done pet names, nicknames in a while, but... Yeah, pet.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Pet nicknames and pet songs have had a run on
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: the show. There's been multiple. Yeah, they've just taken over
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: the show. Yeah, pet nicknames, you know, because, I mean,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: I have eight cats. I got nicknames for all my cats.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: It's a thing. My cat's name is Genevieve, and we
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: call her Flock. Flock? Flock. Like, the Flock cameras that
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: just watch everybody?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Is that what? Or a flock, like flock of seagulls
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: or something?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: Because she acts like a security system.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 17: She will just stand in the corner of the room
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 17: and stare at us.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: And she barely blinks. It's creepy. So we started calling
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: her flock.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: We got the cat flock camera in the corner. It
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: just stares at their owners. Hey, is she even a
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: real cat or is she really a flock camera? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my gosh. Just watching you from the inside. She'll be
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  Speaker 2: a government cat trying to see what you're up to.
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  Speaker 2: We got a new one at the house because while
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  Speaker 2: our daughter Addison's at college at Pitt, we have two
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  Speaker 2: of her cats. So we have eight cats total in
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  Speaker 2: the house, right? And her cat used to be our cat.
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  Speaker 2: And her name is Sadie. It used to be Sade
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  Speaker 2: after the R & B singer. But then... Jamie and
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  Speaker 2: Addison were like, they're having trouble pronouncing Sade. And it
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  Speaker 2: was just like, all right, it didn't really fit. So
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  Speaker 2: we went with something close with Sadie. Okay. And Sadie's
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  Speaker 2: nickname is pooch because her primordial pooch or pouch, whatever
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  Speaker 2: that cats have under them. So it's a pouch. It's
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  Speaker 2: a pouch. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So, but we call it a pooch.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Pouch. Her nickname's pooch. But. The nickname has evolved because
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  Speaker 2: the cat's really friendly now. And will come up to you,
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  Speaker 2: give you nice rubs, give you nice pats. Yeah, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then lay down and say, hey, you want to
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: get this? So when she's laying down in a nice, like,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: paint me like one of your French girls position. Looking
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: for belly rubs. Then her nickname changes from Pooch to
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Poochie Smoochie Ooh Wah Wah. Doesn't happen every day. It
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: only happens when she's laying on her side. Poochie smoochie
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: ooh wah wah. Ooh wah wah? Yeah, ooh wah wah.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: It's not ooh, wah, wah either. It's ooh, wah, wah. Ooh, wah, wah. So, yeah,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: we'll be sitting on the couch or something, and Pooch
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: will be laying down. Ooh, Poochie's coming. Poochie, smoochie, ooh, wah,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: wah is over here. Watch out now. 96.1 Kids.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: The Mikey and Bob Podcast.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Man blames bear and snakes for being naked outside. Don't
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: blame it on the animals. Did they steal his clothes?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Did the bear pull your pants down?
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• 1:09:29
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• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm not going to freak out or anything like that.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: All right? Okay. I'm going to be calm. Where is
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: this going? Taylor Swift changed her Instagram bio. Something's happening
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: right now. Something's happening, Swifties. We need to be on
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: high alert right now. Something's happening. What'd she do now?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: Change your Instagram bio. What does it say? What changed?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: The Instagram bio for Taylor Swift now reads, And baby,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: that's show business for you. With a flaming heart emoji
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  Speaker 2: after it. Oh my God, what does it mean? But no.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: What does that mean? The O's in show, in for,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: in you. Okay. Are like capitalized or they're zeros. I
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: think they might be zeros. How many are there? Three.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: What does it mean? Well, do you want me to
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: already get in the Swifty's comments and see what they're thinking? No,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: we probably don't have time for that wormhole right now.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: We do. Okay, go ahead. People are thinking it might
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  Speaker 2: be three O's saying out of office because baby.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 15: Baby.
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  Speaker 3: Baby.
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  Speaker 2: And baby, that's show business. oh my for you is
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  Speaker 2: it is.
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  Speaker 18: She i don't know man i thought it was gonna
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 18: be an album it might be i might be debut
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 18: taylor's version we'll see something's.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Going on sunday at the vma's right uh yeah yeah
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: we've established that right she's gonna be there so she's
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: gonna announce something that's what she does or maybe it's
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: a baby I mean... Maybe she's going to give birth
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: on the VMA stage. I don't think she's... No. We
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: just saw her in a Chiefs tank top at the
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: game on Sunday. She's clearly not with child. Unless they
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: used a surrogate. I think they'll redo that. Maybe she
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: comes out with one of those baby backpack. Baby Bjorn.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Baby Bjorn?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe she's wearing one of those at the VMAs. Okay.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: Big reveal. With Jason Kelsey strapped in it, too? In
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: a diaper? I don't know what kind of fantasies you've
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: been working up.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 7: VMAs.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Maybe the baby's onesie reveals the date that she's dropping
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: the album. Yeah, we're getting too deep now. See, you
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: took us off the edge. Oh, I'm the bad guy.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I was just saying new bio. Now you're
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: just getting out of control. I'm sorry. Over the line.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: What does it mean, though? Is it out of office?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Having a baby? I don't know, man. Why does she
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: do this to us? I like it. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: act like I don't like it.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 7: I like it.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: All right, it's Mikey Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Three
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: more chances throughout the day today for you to try
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: to win those sold-out Olivia Rodrigo tickets that everybody wants. 2.30, 4.30,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: and 7.30. Be listening for your chances there. Penguins are
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: back at it again tonight. Back-to-back preseason at home. They're
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: taking on the Red Wings tonight at the arena. Also,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: the Pirates in one of their final home games will
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: be taking on the Cardinals tonight. Last home game for
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: the Pirates is Thursday afternoon, 1235. Final game of the
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: season for the Buccos Sunday in Detroit. All right, Bob,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: what do you want to name the podcast today? Of course,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: the podcast brought to us by our good friends at
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: the C Harper auto group. It's your new cat nickname.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Would you just like to say it? Poochie smoochie. great
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: that's a great podcast you know what i didn't even
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: think about it it's later in the show but yeah
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: that's nice nickname for the uh podcast title there uh
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: poochie smoochie ooh wah wah is the name of today's
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: podcast all right get caught up with our mikey and
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: bob podcast brought to us by the c harper auto
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: group if you missed any of the show i gotta
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: go to the bathroom He just, I mean, I got
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: like 10 more seconds of, you're taking it. Hit me.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Oh man. This guy already took his headphones off. Hopefully
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: I don't break a toilet.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Have a good day. Where are you going? I'm going
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: to do a little bonus show. No, you get it.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: All right. Bob's leaving. Bob's leaving right now. He's got
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: to go batting. Bye. WKST FM, Pittsburgh, 96, one kiss.