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Cringey First Emails (CubanShorty87) · Podcast - Big 98.7

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Kenny, all right, sorry, but I'm not sorry at all.
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: The type of people who are like that don't talk
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: to me until I've had my coffee, are completely insufferable.
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: Congratulations on making your caffeine addiction your personality. And I
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: really hate to break it to you, but if you
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: think you're drinking hot bean juice as soon as you
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: get out of bed makes you a nicer, kinder person, that's.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: Not even close to being true.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: You're a pain to You're a pain to coexist with,
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: regardless of your bean juice being drank or not.
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Gabe.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: All right, why don't you try, I don't know, drink
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: some water, go for a walk, do.
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: Something other than chugging that Colombian laxative and making it
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: other people's problems when you can't get your grubby myths
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: on some coffee immediately.
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Gabe.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: You know it is sort of funny about this. This
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: is like my wife at a fifty percent rate. Do
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: you have a little victory for us today?
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: I do?
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: So.
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: You know the car has the rear view mirror that
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: has the little buttons where you can program to open
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: your garage with them versus i've gage door opener.
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: I've never used them though.
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, well I obviously didn't set this up. I'm technologically challenged.
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: But my boyfriend Mikey set it up for me yesterday.
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: So now I don't have to use the garage door opener.
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: I can just hit the little button on my rear
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: view mirror and that'll open the garage.
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: I thought those buttons were a myth. I don't know
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: anything set them up.
• 1:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well he did it. I didn't ask for details.
• 1:49
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to know the how. But I'm just
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: glad that it happened. So I feel pretty cool about that.
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: Bike over to my house and tell me how to
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he'll do it. He's in love with you, you
• 1:59
  Speaker 3: guys best friends. He found out yesterday that you also,
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: like this is spinal tap, and he was very pleased
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: with that information.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: Heck, yeah, right on. Well, hey, that is a little victory.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: You're the only person I know who does that, so
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: you are a one of one.
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: Oh thank you? What about you gave? You have a
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: little victory.
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: I tell you what.
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: My little victory is so minute, but I could not
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: be more thrilled. Yesterday, my wife and I went grocery shopping,
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: which that in and of itself is a little victory
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: to get me go grocery shopping.
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: I hate grocery shopping. But h we.
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: Got these like steak tips, YadA, YadA, YadA. So yesterday
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: I cooked dinner at the house, which it's not rare.
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: I cook a bit, but definitely not as much as
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: Corey does. And steak tips gravy over some noodles. It
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: was delicious. It was so fire. And the great news,
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: the little victory, I had just enough for leftovers to
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: bring to work today.
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: I am gonna have a fire lunch today.
• 2:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, good for you. So you're skipping, I'm the soup today.
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: No soup today, and it'll be steak tips and gravy.
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: Good for you, Gabe.
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: Dog out.
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: The average dog owner makes twenty seven decisions per month
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: based on their pet. Really, we're talking missing social events,
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: changing plans because little Fido can't go. And you know
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: what makes me so sad I hear this number of
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: twenty seven. Huh that is child's play at the Glinton House. Okay,
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: you can't get me to go to the grocery store
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: because my dog.
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: Can't go, So win not calls the shots in your home.
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: The most spoiled dog on earth.
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, what are I don't have pets? Eventually I would
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: like to because the kids are obsessed with it, wanting
• 3:50
  Speaker 3: to get a dog. What are some of these decisions
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: that I have to look forward to?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: So the average dog owner supposedly cancels social plans four
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: times a month because their dog can't go.
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  Speaker 2: They typically cut.
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  Speaker 1: Plans short six times a month.
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: Because their dog is waiting for them at home.
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: Since is not nothing Cory and I can't go out
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  Speaker 1: to eat with me like trying to hurry up and
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: get the server to bring me the bill because I
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: want to get home.
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  Speaker 3: Dose you want to get home to Wanona? Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: The report also compared how dog ownership changes based on
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: whether or not people have children, and obviously the least
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: shocking findings m M. Couples who do not have kids
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  Speaker 1: tend to spoil their dogs even more than people who do.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I always get curious about, though, is
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  Speaker 3: people who because I've had people in my lives who
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: they have dogs, and those are there, you know, like
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: their children, they're for babies, they do they spoil them,
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  Speaker 3: They wrap them right around behind their bike in a
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: little dog Winnebago.
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  Speaker 2: Who does that?
• 4:55
  Speaker 3: And then a kid enters the picture? Right, Yeah, and
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: so obviously your focus I think more on the new baby. Yeah,
• 5:07
  Speaker 3: as you should. But then I wonder, like, does your
• 5:09
  Speaker 3: dog start to resent you? Then do they resent the baby?
• 5:14
  Speaker 3: Because what that might be such a huge like shift.
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: No, most dogs just fall in love with them. Haven't
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  Speaker 1: you seen the videos on Facebook and Instagram?
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  Speaker 3: No, I always you know the ones I see is
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: the dad who didn't want the pets, yeah right, being
• 5:28
  Speaker 3: like no, I hate it, and then two years later
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  Speaker 3: he's like cradling the puppy like, don't touch my dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I as you obviously know, dog owners make a
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  Speaker 1: ton of choices on their dog's behalf. But dogs themselves,
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  Speaker 1: they don't have to make a lot of choices, you know,
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: dope that is they You know, they ate the same
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  Speaker 1: meals every day pretty much. A lot of them are
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: kind of on some type of schedule. They don't have
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: to make the choice like going to college or anything.
• 5:55
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, in my next life, I want to
• 5:57
  Speaker 3: be a dog.
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: There was something I discovered yesterday about Fargo that I
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: think is really cool.
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  Speaker 2: There was once upon.
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  Speaker 1: A time where I wanted to find out, like how
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: many cities in the United States were named Crystal.
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, because there's a bunch of also, like
• 6:17
  Speaker 3: Las Vegas is in the world.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, tons of them.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Fargo has six cities in the United States named
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: after him. There are six Fargos, six Fargos. There's a
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: Fargo in Georgia, for example. Obviously there's a Fargo here.
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  Speaker 1: And I think one of the coolest things is we
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  Speaker 1: are number one, baby, the North Dakota Fargo or our
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  Speaker 1: Fargo has the largest population of all the Fargos in
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  Speaker 1: the US. If you didn't know that, there's a little
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: fun fact for you. I think I found that out. Yes, sir,
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty cool to know.
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  Speaker 3: I love that. So the movie is about us, like Fargo, yeah,
• 6:57
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, not Fargo Georgia.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah forget now.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is there any kind of cool fun fact about
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: the FM area? Sort of like this that Angie and
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: I might not know that you want to share with
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  Speaker 1: us here this morning. I love little things like this
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  Speaker 1: for when you you know, you're at at a restaurant
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  Speaker 1: with your friends, or you're just at work at the
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: water cooler, and you're like, hey, you know, we're the
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  Speaker 1: most popular Fargo of all the Fargos.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then we can say because there's actually six
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  Speaker 3: of them. That's the thing is that we're fairly new here.
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: You've been here longer than I have that I've been
• 7:28
  Speaker 3: here for four months now, and I've got friends and family,
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  Speaker 3: you know, scattered across the country that have been asking
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: about Fargo, like, oh, what's it like there, da da
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  Speaker 3: da whatever? And so I would like to have some
• 7:39
  Speaker 3: new things to tell them about Fargo because everybody is like,
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: the only thing I know about Fargo is.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: The movie Yeah it's cold or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So what are some of those interesting fun facts?
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  Speaker 3: Seven oh one two eight oh one to nine eight
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  Speaker 3: seven text us or call us, let us know.
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  Speaker 1: What are some sayings now that are extremely popular. They're
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: everyday saying. You say them at work, you say them
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: to your kids, you say them to your friends. But
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  Speaker 1: when you look back on the eighties and nineties, if
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: you just said some of these terms today, people would
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  Speaker 1: give you the little one eyebrow raise, like Dwayne the
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: Rock Johnson, Oh yeah, yeah, you're an eighties baby, I'm
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: a nineties baby.
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  Speaker 3: Rest of all, no, already, No, what do you mean.
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  Speaker 3: I'm an eighties baby and you're a nineties baby. What
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  Speaker 3: does that mean? What do you mean by that? Game?
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  Speaker 2: I mean I'll derail this whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean by that?
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  Speaker 2: And you were born in eighty seven.
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: I was born in eighty seven and you were born
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  Speaker 3: when ninety. Okay, that's only a three years difference. We're
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: both nineties kids because we came up in the nineties.
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  Speaker 2: We're just the nineties.
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  Speaker 3: Five.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm a nineties baby.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever, Gabe. The point is, there is definitely there are
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  Speaker 3: definitely things that we may have said back then that
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  Speaker 3: we say now that we would have never said back then.
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  Speaker 3: For me, like maps is telling me I'll be there
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  Speaker 3: in ten minutes. Back then, your map didn't say anything.
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  Speaker 3: It was literally just a piece of paper.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know what's crazy?
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  Speaker 1: Kids these days don't even know what the times of
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  Speaker 1: having to print off the Google Maps instructions.
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  Speaker 2: It was map questor.
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: Map quest, and it was like step by step with
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  Speaker 3: the little arrows, turn left to your turn.
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  Speaker 2: Right here in point eight seven miles.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and now the map will she'll say it, she
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: just yell you in two point five miles keep.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yeah right.
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  Speaker 1: I got this conversation started on Facebook yesterday, and here
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  Speaker 1: were some ones that, you know, I had just thought of.
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  Speaker 2: DM me you Ever, no one was saying that in
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: the eighties and nineties.
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  Speaker 3: No, they would make up something for DM that would
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: not make sense.
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, here's a couple more ice scream or I
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: took a screenshot, just google it, swipe up, or I
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: just unfollowed them. No terms were ever used like that
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: in the eighties and nineties unless you were I don't know,
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: driving behind someone and you took a right when they
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: took a left and you leaned over to the person
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: next you and he's like, I'm not following them anymore.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: So I asked this question on Facebook, and I believe
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: it's pronounced rhiann. She said, let's take an uber that
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: is so then you had to flag down a taxi.
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what even would we have thought uber meant back then?
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: I have no clue.
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  Speaker 3: That's fun. That's a good one.
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, and then we have Ayana.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: She said, all Venmo you back then you had to
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: get cash.
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's true. And that's true.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: I have one more from you.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: For you, and this is from Christian I sent you
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: a friend request and or follow me on Insta.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: It's just technology. Technology advanced so much in such a
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: short time that like these makes sense to us. But
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: there was a time, even just like ten years ago,
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: it'd be like, what you did?
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: What to me?
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: So venoe me? What does that mean?
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: Seven oh one two eight zero one nine eight seven.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: I'll give us a caller, shoot us a text. Is
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  Speaker 1: there a saying from the eighties or nineties that you
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: know what we just today we use every day you
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: would have never used back then.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: We talked a lot on Big ninety eight point seven
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  Speaker 1: about the world is just full of experts.
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, everyone's an expert. I think you can just
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: say you are and then it's true.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially on TikTok TikTok ah. Yeah, of experts, whether
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: it's lifestyle expert, relationship expert, hand eye coordination expert.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: I mean there's experts for everything.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I want to I want to do this with
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: you here, Angie, this is according to a TikTok expert.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: I want to know, is this a TikTok or a ticknot?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I like the name of this how to.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Know when a lady wants a fella to make the
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: first move.
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  Speaker 3: Well as the resident lady, I will give you my
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: takee I got due to lack of options and proximity.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: You're who I have to go with here. If a woman,
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  Speaker 1: then this is to the fellas here or whoever. If
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  Speaker 1: a woman keeps glancing your way, it's probably not an accident.
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  Speaker 1: This is according to this TikTok expert h that look
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  Speaker 1: is often her way of signaling some interest without having
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: to make the first move.
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  Speaker 2: But here's where most guys mess up.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: They glance back, they panic and quickly look away like
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: they just got caught doing something wrong. She says, don't
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: do that. She's waiting to see if you'll notice and
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: act on it. Here was what she should suggested. Instead
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: of freezing or overthinking it, try something simple and direct.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: Walk over and say hey, I thought I noticed you
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: look in my way, so I wanted to come say hi,
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: what's your name?
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  Speaker 2: That's it. You don't need a line. Just be confident
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  Speaker 2: and be cool about it.
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  Speaker 3: This is true.
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  Speaker 2: That's a TikTok.
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  Speaker 3: Is a TikTok, not a tickknot not a tick not No,
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  Speaker 3: that's true. Back in my single days, I really exercised
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: my staring problem to do that I was interested in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And most of the time they wouldn't like take the hint,
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  Speaker 3: or maybe they thought I was a hideous beast. I
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: don't know. But the ones that did get it and
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: they would come up and talk to me, it was like, okay, good,
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  Speaker 3: thank god, because I wasn't gonna walk all the way
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: over there, like that's putting myself out there too much. Yeah,
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: but just a little eye contact and see if they'll
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: hold the gaze and then they come over. That's yeah.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Well do you remember I think I shared with you
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  Speaker 1: right here on this very show. I used to purposely
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: get caught.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you were doing it right.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So fellas take this advice and make of it
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  Speaker 1: what you wish. Now, this is just from Andy Angie's perspective.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Excuse me. If you happen to be a lady and
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: you're like, nah, this is a tick, not let us
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  Speaker 1: know it's seven oh one too eight zero nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: If you're looking at a dude and he kind of
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: glances back and doesn't make it awkward, is that I'd
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: say a good move. Let us know here this morning
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: on Big ninety eight point seven.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: There's a memory that I had had blocked out for years, years, years,
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: but talking to my fourteen year old son, he unlocked
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: that memory and all the cringe came rushing back to me.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: So he is a bit of a gamer, and I
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: don't like him using my email address to sign up
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: for gamer things because then I get a bunch of
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: spam for gamer things and I don't want that. So
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: I told him, I was like, you need to make
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: your own email address for all your gamer stuff, and
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: he was like, okay, what should it be? And then
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: all of the memories flooded back, and I told him, listen,
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: whatever you do, you need to make your email something
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: that is just kind of like simple and not weird,
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: regular sort of regular, because that email address will follow
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: you forever. And I recalled my very first email address, Gabe.
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  Speaker 3: It is so embarrassing bad. It's so bad, and no
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: wonder I blocked it out for so many years. And
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: I don't obviously use this email now. I created a
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: new one once Gmail became a thing. Are you ready
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: to hear what my first email was?
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: I can only imagine I'm picturing like thirteen, fourteen year
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: old a young Ajita.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well was your email seven one two eight oh
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  Speaker 3: one nine eight seven? Did you have a cringey first email?
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Before I say mine, please call her text so that
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not alone on this. My first email was Cuban
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  Speaker 3: shorty eighty seven at hotmail dot com.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: The hotmail sends me because you thought you were hot
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: ish when you.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Made that, I really did. I was thirteen, and I
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, well, I don't want because I think
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Yahoo was the other one. And I was like, I
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: don't want Yahoo, I want hot Mail. And then to
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: describe myself, I'm just a little Cuban shorty. I hate myself.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: That all embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I will give you a little credit. You
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: at least like spelled the word out.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't do like shoddy no haw no, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Cuban shorty.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Cuban shorty eighty seven. And then I don't like that
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: I threw the eighty seven on there, like because now
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: it really ages me.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: I gotta come up with what the eighty seven stands for.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: But yeah, Cuban shorty eighty seven, I cannot be the
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: only one who had a cringy email. Actually, Gabe, what
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: was your first email.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna like this. What My first email was
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: so great? I've had it since I was fourteen years old.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: What's the math? Twenty years? For twenty years I have
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: had Gabe Glitten at Yahoo. Oh my, I literally got
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: my name, so I'm the worst.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, fifty year old, I'm mad. We were discussing cringey
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: first emails. My kid is getting an email address for
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: his gamer stuff, and I said, pick something pretty normal,
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: because that email will follow you around. My first one
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: was Cuban shorty eighty seven. And Gabe is boring and
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: an old man because since he was fourteen, his was
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: what just Gabe gleadon gabel y'ah? Oh my god, I
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: shall use that to this day. Well, thankfully we have
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: listeners who were just as cringey as I was.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: You're not the cringe lord Soul.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: No. No, we had someone, although they did stay anonymous,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: but they texted us Lollipop Goddess eighty four.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: What that is great?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Imagine writing that down on a job application.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Oh that's embarrassing. That's like, what jump are you applying for?
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: It happens to everyone all of a sudden, not as
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: quick at recovering as you used to be. Hangovers become
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: real things, crack on your body that you didn't know existed.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: What are some things you wish you were warned about
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: when it comes to aging? What about you, Angie?
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: For me, it's that it's two things. Beauty sleep is
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: so real. When I was younger and people were like, oh,
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: I need my beauty sleep, I thought that was like
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: just a funny thing. People said like, no, it's not.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: When I get fewer than eight hours of sleep, which
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: is most of the time, I look rougher than when
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: I get a full nights sleep, so that's annoying. And
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: then gray hair. I've always wanted gray hair. I don't
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: mind that I'm finally getting gray hair. Sure, no one
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: told me that the like, the texture, the consistency, whatever
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: of gray hair is different than your regular hair. I
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: thought you just like lose the pigmentation in your hair
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: and then it all just flows nicely. No, it does not.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: And I have curly hair, so I straighten my hair
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: and the gray ones take forever to straighten and Gabe
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: stop looking at me. But they're wiry and they do
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: whatever they want. And no one warned me all my
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: things are about vanity, I'm realizing.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the hay that horses eat. Yes, yeah, yes,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: And I don't like you haven't boiled yet.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly what.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: I have a lot of gray hairs. Actually, oh you do.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: I know you're always in a hat, so I never
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: see them. Yeah, well I do see the grays that
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: you have in your beard.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I have not noticed those yet, so shut up. One
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: of the things that I hate that I was not
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: warned about, right, everyone's always worn, Like, oh, you won't
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: feel the same, you know, you won't be fast, YadA, YadA, YadA.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: The one thing no one ever told me about getting
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: into my well, according to you young thirties, but mid
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: thirties here, I still, in my head feel the exact
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: same is when I was twenty two.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I still feel like that young.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Nimble I don't know, just fun kid, but no.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: But now I'm just an old crabby man.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah on the outside, you look like an old worn dad.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: We had talked a little bit about this new policy
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: going on with TSA and here in Fargo, you no
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: longer have to remove your shoes when flying out of
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Hector International Airport. Yes, the Fargo Airport is one of
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: the first in the country to roll out the new
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Transportation Security Admitting Stration Policy, also known as TSA. The
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: old policy has been in place for nearly two decades.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Since that policy was put in place, our security technology
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: has changed dramatically. It's evolved, and this is according to
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: the Homeland Security Secretary.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Her name is Christy Noam.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: She said they are reviewing TSA policies and removing those
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: they feel are no longer necessary, starting with the no
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: shoes rule. No longer do you have to worry about
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: when you walk on into hector seeing someone's we'll just
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: call them little twinklees out and about walking and or
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: you have to walk out, and about when your barefoot.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Because whenever I fly on a plane, I don't know
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: why I do this. Well, normally I'm going somewhere warm,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: but I'll just throw on some like sandals, because I
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: don't want to sit there in socks and shoes. I
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: want to be comfy on the airplane. Oh okay, so
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: and it's like take your shoes off. I am sitting
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: there crusty, dusty footed. So I no longer have to
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: do that, which is nice.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really excited about being barefoot on. That's one
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: of my like x and even with socks on, like
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: I do not like it. So the part of the
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: security when you're taking off your shoes that makes me
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: like I have a visceral reaction to that. So this
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: is great news. I can't wait to go to Hector
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: International Airport.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, enjoy your shoes on at Asher. The world is
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: full of nice people. If you can't find one, you
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: gotta be one.