TOP GOLF IS A VIDEO GAME FOR DRUNKS + Throwback
Chris Akin is back from a bender at Top Golf, proving that “active lifestyle” just means hitting balls at digital targets while inhaling mac and cheese. From “Hitting Ass” on the scoreboard to the literal physical breakdown of Chris’s right foot, we’re exposing why the suburbs are more dangerous than a mosh pit. Get the unfiltered, uncensored truth by joining the inner circle now.
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– Top Golf is just Angry Birds with more expensive beer and worse swings.– “Hitting Ass”: How Chris hacked the leaderboard and…
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