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Utah Word of the Day - Coconut For May 13th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: It's often said that people of Utah speak a language
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  Speaker 1: all their own. It's a language that's often confusing and
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: even incomprehensible to newcomers here in the Beehive State. So
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  Speaker 1: Radio from Hell presents a handy guide to help everyone
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  Speaker 1: understand how.
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  Speaker 2: The natives speak.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Utah word of the day, and today's word is.
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  Speaker 3: Coconut, coca n ut, coconut. And now here Don Krittle,
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  Speaker 3: the mayor of Mony, Utah, and his son Denver. There's
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  Speaker 3: been tension in the family because Denver's been talking about
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  Speaker 3: starting a campaign to oppose his father for re election
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  Speaker 3: as the mayor is likely opponent as a former morning
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  Speaker 3: radio host named Captain Breakfast Again.
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  Speaker 2: The word is coconut, Denver, Denver Son Hunt.
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  Speaker 4: So, Son, hold hold your horses, boy, where are you
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  Speaker 4: off to in such an all firehill, leather hairy?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not in any hurry.
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  Speaker 6: I just you know, I'm going to Nephi for a meeting,
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  Speaker 6: not a meeting.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to Nephi for an event.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of an event that is not a meeting?
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  Speaker 2: What are you up to now?
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to the twig in Nephi. If brand new
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  Speaker 6: and they're having a grand opening for the Twig they're.
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  Speaker 2: On Main or maybe it's a Fizz, But anyhow.
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  Speaker 5: There's a meeting. I mean it's a grand opening.
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  Speaker 4: Let's just get this straightened out. Are you going to
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  Speaker 4: a grand opening.
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  Speaker 2: Or a meeting? That's right? What's right?
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  Speaker 6: I'm going down to Nephi to the new Twig or
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  Speaker 6: Fizz or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: One it is.
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  Speaker 4: But you keep saying something about a meeting. Is there
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  Speaker 4: a meeting going on there?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, you're gonna find out sooner or later. I
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  Speaker 6: know you're keeping tabs on my activities. I know you're
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  Speaker 6: having me followed.
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  Speaker 2: No such things, Son.
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  Speaker 6: I know you got Deputy Munson monitoring my activities and
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  Speaker 6: shadowing me wherever I go. He thinks he's being real,
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  Speaker 6: sneaky and undercover all no matter how hard he tries
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  Speaker 6: to conceal himself. He can't hide that nose, Daddy, that
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  Speaker 6: purple veinything cannot be hid.
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  Speaker 4: Oh damn it, Munson, well Son, I'm just worried about you.
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  Speaker 6: No, Daddy, you're worried about me talking with Captain Breakfast
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  Speaker 6: about his campaign to unfeat you with Mayor.
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  Speaker 5: You're worried about what secrets. I could tell him.
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  Speaker 4: You're right, son, I am worried about that morning show
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  Speaker 4: radio scum becoming the Marimona. And it seems clear that
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  Speaker 4: you're meeting him at the Swig or the Fizz or
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  Speaker 4: whatever it is to discuss the campaign.
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  Speaker 6: That's true, Daddy, But Daddy, I would never reveal the
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  Speaker 6: dirty secrets of the Crittle family because they're my secrets too.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going.
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  Speaker 4: Down there to tell him that I have somehow raised
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  Speaker 4: a boy that is wiser than I thought. Oh and
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  Speaker 4: speaking of dirty secrets, how's about you pick me up
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  Speaker 4: a dirty soda? So Denver, when you're down there to
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  Speaker 4: the Swig or Fizz or whatever it is, order me
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  Speaker 4: a dirty soda, would you? I want a raspberry doctor
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  Speaker 4: Pepper with coconut.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Daddy, But why would you want the doctor Pepper
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  Speaker 6: with coconut?
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't want coc in it. I want doctor
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  Speaker 4: Pepper with the coconut flavor.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Daddy, but I think doctor Pepper with coconut won't
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  Speaker 6: have much effect.
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  Speaker 1: Join us again some other time as we examine how
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  Speaker 1: the Utah natives speak with the Utah word of the day,
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  Speaker 1: I
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  Speaker 2: Just had to shoehorn that in there somehow,