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Episode 517: The B.A.N Files · Not That Serious

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  Speaker 1: To excuse me reloaded.
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  Speaker 2: So we're gonna do everything exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I was just.
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  Speaker 4: We'll do whatever we're gonna do, and we gotta.
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  Speaker 2: Repeat everything exactly how I went. So how we start
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  Speaker 2: off exactly? Yeah, oh oh do you? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: now you say what you mhm, say what you said?
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  Speaker 1: Let's say what you said? Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: And then yep, so like oh, because y'all had went
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  Speaker 2: out for Halloween and y'all all got COVID on that bus. Mike,
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  Speaker 2: you was there, right, I mean, that's something that you
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  Speaker 2: would have done because you know, like it was a bust,
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  Speaker 2: so you ain't.
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  Speaker 1: Have to drive.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: They also got the section, so like everything that happened
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  Speaker 2: that day was Mike aligned section for what Halloween?
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then they and then all of them got wait,
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  Speaker 2: what's that? I was about like eighteen nineteen, I mean
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  Speaker 2: nineteen twenty because oh yeah, because COVID was about that time.
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  Speaker 4: Yet, so what year would have it would have been
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  Speaker 4: a few.
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  Speaker 2: Years ago, so like, yeah, Mike, you definitely would have
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  Speaker 2: went out. Sometimes redo.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not doing it?
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  Speaker 4: Say who are we and what are we doing?
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  Speaker 3: Some four niggas that do this podcasts trying to not.
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  Speaker 5: That serious podcast stream in the world.
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  Speaker 2: So Michael Selz Keen is in the fucking building.
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  Speaker 4: Lamon aka doctor w A k A the Great Great Moment.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's not what you said, because.
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  Speaker 4: It's a different episode, the same episode.
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  Speaker 5: Timeline is different. No, no, it's not five minutes we
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  Speaker 5: did before, that's done. That's fast.
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  Speaker 4: Who knows what that conversation?
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  Speaker 5: You know, how you guys weeks been. How's your week?
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  Speaker 2: Keenan, Well, so I lost that.
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  Speaker 4: I lost my water bottle. You know.
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  Speaker 5: You don't say, yeah, I'm over here.
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  Speaker 2: Drinking water classics.
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  Speaker 4: Did you leave it at a local university where you leave? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I left for the fucking Rider.
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  Speaker 5: Something private may may happen.
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  Speaker 2: They have expensive school.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I ain't gonna lie. I've been there once. I
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  Speaker 3: don't understand why that place is so goddamn physical.
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  Speaker 1: Facts.
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  Speaker 5: It was fifteen years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Facts, it's it's still expensive.
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  Speaker 1: For what you want that for for a tour, for
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  Speaker 1: like like a college whatever. It was high school.
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  Speaker 5: Part of it wasn't debating.
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  Speaker 3: It was like some model model you in something like that.
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  Speaker 3: You were in the Bate something thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Mike was representing Zimbabwe.
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  Speaker 5: That's racist. I was actually Norway.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how I was actually bab I was
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  Speaker 1: representing Croatia. Actually was.
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  Speaker 5: I was representing Paterson, New Jersey. I'm the delegate from
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  Speaker 5: Patterson Model you model works.
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  Speaker 4: So it was it was.
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  Speaker 3: Something you in some debate, something that I had no
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  Speaker 3: business being in because I was really the whole time
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  Speaker 3: was like, what the fuck am I been doing?
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  Speaker 2: I was lately just having a conversation with Kean, like
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand the purpose of a debate team to debate,
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  Speaker 2: to debate, but like, so then go to other schools
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  Speaker 2: and debate other schools, like what do we Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: mean that's like having a spelling bowling team they have
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  Speaker 2: because that's a sport, like you're competing. You can watch that,
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  Speaker 2: but going.
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  Speaker 1: Debating is debating, is not a sport. You would you
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  Speaker 1: could be on a debate team. You're debating. Being on
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  Speaker 1: a debate.
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  Speaker 4: Team, you were debating debating, You're a master.
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  Speaker 1: You're debating that you're a master debater.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a massive debater.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were about to debate that.
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  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't not at all. I don't understand the
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  Speaker 2: purpose of it because you see how trying to force
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  Speaker 2: something out of you.
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  Speaker 4: But we just again.
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  Speaker 2: Again answering what what I said? Y'all over here trying
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  Speaker 2: to force something on me.
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  Speaker 1: Why there's a debate team.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like to go to another school and debate a topic.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a like a man science club.
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  Speaker 2: Math but a math club. There's an answer of the brain,
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  Speaker 2: there's a but there's answers, how do you? How do
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  Speaker 2: you wage who won the debate?
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  Speaker 1: Whoever had better reasoning?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like writing a paper. Were you convincing?
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  Speaker 4: Was your argument convincing?
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  Speaker 1: But like and they're doing it off memory. They're not
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  Speaker 1: writing anything down. You just have They're just going in
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  Speaker 1: there with knowledge.
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  Speaker 5: It's a lot of time research.
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  Speaker 2: But that's by saying are they going in knowing what
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  Speaker 2: they have to debate?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: You just have to be well round.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes they sometimes know.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't think it was just something like I don't
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you have style and people going there
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  Speaker 2: to watch people. Well, people don't mean president.
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  Speaker 1: People watch chess matches.
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  Speaker 2: That is true.
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  Speaker 1: I watched Chess Master. I don't even have played chess.
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  Speaker 2: I watched you can't play chess.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea, bro. I started watching chess, like
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  Speaker 1: probably like almost a year ago. I'll be watching on takes. Ok,
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  Speaker 1: really you shout out just one dude, his name is
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  Speaker 1: general Z. He's watched it. He had play or live
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  Speaker 1: stream like Magnus Carlson playing.
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  Speaker 2: Is that another chess player?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I know him because of that name Magnet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, m hm, he looks like a chess player.
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  Speaker 1: That Nigga is an animal though I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: what he was doing, but he's a he's a animal.
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  Speaker 1: But I do want to learn. But as of right now,
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  Speaker 1: I just watch.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, once you, once you know how each piece moves,
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  Speaker 2: you could just play like nobody's asking you to be competitive.
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  Speaker 4: You no strategies.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I am competitive, so I would want to win.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I haven't even started playing yet because I
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  Speaker 1: just want to win that ship. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: You got to start somewhere, I know.
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  Speaker 4: So look, do this.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to learn how to play chess, you
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  Speaker 2: want to win. Learn how to play chess from my
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  Speaker 2: mom and then't play her because everybody she teaches that
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  Speaker 2: match that they play after that.
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  Speaker 4: She always loses.
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  Speaker 2: How I don't know, really, that's the way it always works.
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  Speaker 4: She's got to build up your confidence.
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  Speaker 1: She got to work on her openings. You really got
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  Speaker 1: so you thought I was lying?
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  Speaker 4: Watched just said, you know, you start off with the
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  Speaker 4: castle opening. That's a classic.
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  Speaker 1: Books on openings.
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  Speaker 5: Trying to be a grand wizard. It's not.
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  Speaker 1: The third right Wizard of Chess going hold the point.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a grand wizard of chess.
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  Speaker 5: Sound the wizard, sir.
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  Speaker 4: I believe you're at the wrong establishment.
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  Speaker 2: Get to the table over they're shaking dice.
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  Speaker 4: We're not doing anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: What is this? Where the chess matches at im the
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  Speaker 1: I'm a grand wizard, check.
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  Speaker 5: Me and kill all the niggas.
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  Speaker 4: That is my time.
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  Speaker 5: Which color you choose? I will choose the superior.
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  Speaker 3: White, will choose white always always black, eye forfeit.
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  Speaker 5: Black.
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  Speaker 1: I just won't play.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're here podcasting another great week. Thank you
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  Speaker 3: to you guys. Yeah, thank you guys.
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  Speaker 2: We do love you, these motherfuckers.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you all for real, because there's a lot of
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  Speaker 4: things you could be listening to and watching right now
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  Speaker 4: that aren't us like this.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Yes for sure, Trump And if you do
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  Speaker 3: like listening to us, you could also listen to us live.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so maybe you should, uh get on that.
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  Speaker 5: Get on that. It's getting closet.
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  Speaker 4: A month away.
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  Speaker 5: We're starting to get on mirth, he said.
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  Speaker 1: Weird nothing.
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  Speaker 3: July eighteenth Live show, City Winery, Philadelphia. Okay, July eighteenth.
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  Speaker 3: Doors open at four, show starts at five. So yeah,
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  Speaker 3: going on the City Winery website or in the link
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  Speaker 3: in our bios to get tickets those places only. Don't
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  Speaker 3: go to any third party sites and pay one hundred
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  Speaker 1: Not at all.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So make sure you go to those two places
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  Speaker 3: to get your tickets and we'll have a good time, man,
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  Speaker 3: And make sure you subscribe the places.
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  Speaker 5: Uh crouds.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody feeling we're doing I'm doing bottle gate.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy, I was saying. I went to Kate May,
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  Speaker 1: I think for the first time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, shout out to Sincere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out the Sincere. It's all white people there,
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  Speaker 1: So I don't understand where exactly he's from.
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  Speaker 4: Sin Yeah, for sure, he's one of the five.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta be gotta gotta be very nice town. The venue
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  Speaker 1: was really dope. It was so close to the ocean
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  Speaker 1: that you could just hear the waves crashing the whole time.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: I felt like that was pretty cool. Actually it was
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  Speaker 1: like it like you sitting there and you're like, damn,
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  Speaker 1: what is that noise? Just it's the waves. And then
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  Speaker 1: if that was pretty much it did it. Brunch on Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: regular ship, nice easy weekend. I was off Sunday. I
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  Speaker 1: literally stayed in bed until like two o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Come on. Yeah. I had an even whiter weekend than
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  Speaker 4: just going to k I was invited to this like
• 10:02
  Speaker 4: a golf big event up in Uh not yet. Maybe
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  Speaker 4: if someone gives me money, I'll do it, or give
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  Speaker 4: me money, give me free stuff and I'll do it.
• 10:14
  Speaker 4: I don't even need money, just give me free stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Fluence first, I know. But they had to influence me.
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  Speaker 4: Influencing I got.
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  Speaker 1: To influence me. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, I went up to North I was gonna
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: say North Jersey. I went up to upstate New York
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  Speaker 4: as they call it Sylvan Beach, about thirty minutes out,
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  Speaker 4: forty minutes out.
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  Speaker 1: Of Slvin Beach in upstate New York.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, out of Syracuse. It's a little lake town.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: Was it actually a beach?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lake. There's a really big lake. I
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: was didn't know it was there. Who knows about upstate
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  Speaker 4: New York. Yeah, it was cool, very white. I felt alright,
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  Speaker 4: though there was you know, some Philly whites, some good whites,
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  Speaker 4: and then there's some other ones.
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  Speaker 1: I was a little ah.
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  Speaker 4: They were looking at me. I was looking at them.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, why there's black people in Syracuse though?
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  Speaker 1: Why dot like that.
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  Speaker 4: We weren't in Syracuse.
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  Speaker 1: We were in beach.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, water.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, once you get closer to the water, it
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  Speaker 2: gets it gets, it gets weird, get a little real mad.
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  Speaker 5: It's real weird.
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  Speaker 1: Especially on the East Coast Northeast, but really.
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  Speaker 3: The whole East Coast close to the water, it gets
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  Speaker 3: strained because.
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  Speaker 2: The closer are to the water, the higher the property value.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: That's true, right, you're right. Possibly boats yeah, boats, boat houses.
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  Speaker 2: I mean some niggas got boats.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of more them got boats. Yeah. Boat
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  Speaker 5: you know the evils that have been perpetrated.
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  Speaker 1: On boats, boats, waters and islands.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, other than that, it was good. Got got
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  Speaker 4: to golf three days in a row, which I've never done. Fine,
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  Speaker 4: I just didn't sleep as much as I should have.
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  Speaker 4: But that's what happens when we got to wake up
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  Speaker 4: at like six seven. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It was six seven yesterday. By the way, that's also true.
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  Speaker 4: How long was it? Yeah, like five hours.
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  Speaker 2: He woke up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Just bro I'm so happy I didn't have to go
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  Speaker 1: to work. I'm so happy yesterday was a Sunday. If
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  Speaker 1: I had to be at a school during six seven.
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  Speaker 4: I thought they weren't doing six to seven anymore. I
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  Speaker 4: think it was played out.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they don't really do it anymore. But they
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  Speaker 1: would have celebrated it. Yeah, they would have celebrated for
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  Speaker 1: six exactly seven, and I would have killed myself in
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  Speaker 1: the breezeway.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Ritualistic made an example speaking of that. We had a
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: fire drill and then we had an actual fire.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard.
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  Speaker 1: I was interested. I had a fire drill in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: and then the ship went off like an hour and
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: a half later.
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  Speaker 4: They were like, oh, this is an actual fire. Are
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: you already we just practiced? Nope, hopefully no one dies.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, obviously, if it's a fire, niggas ain't
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  Speaker 1: really like kids running out of the doors and ship.
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  Speaker 1: They were with their classes, but the kids were definitely running.
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  Speaker 1: But it was like a fire like in like the
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  Speaker 1: light picture electrical. So yeah, they ended up putting it out,
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  Speaker 1: but obviously electrical fire, you got to make sure the
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: whole building is not on fire, all the wires. Yeah,
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: they had to come and expect it. Then like thirty
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  Speaker 1: minutes later, it's cool. So I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: No, that was pretty much it.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty yeah, all right, well I'm glad I didn't
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  Speaker 3: I didn't do it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh and shout out to the Crazy Clam.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: This place we ate at, the Crazy Clam.
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, crazy sounds familiar.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: A strip club. Yeah, it's not like a strip club.
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  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't. It wasn't a strip club.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't.
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: No, if there was a strip.
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  Speaker 2: Club up there, I'm not crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to a Crazy Clam.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'd either go to the Krusty Krab strip club
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: than the Crazy Crazy Clam.
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  Speaker 1: The Silver, the Salty, the Silver Pearl. You ain't going
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  Speaker 1: to Silver Pearl club.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds a little class.
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  Speaker 2: Golden snatch, see the last The last two just sounds
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  Speaker 2: like old stirpers, crazy crazy clams. Crazy clams sound like
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  Speaker 2: some some stink ship.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, crazy crazy clams sound like this spout that
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: they got euphoria. Yeah, alimo Brown was running that bitch
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: the Silver Slipper that was called I was. I don't
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: remember the name of the he fucked up.
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  Speaker 4: Stop it.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: You still haven't seen I'm not finished. No, how far
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: are you think I'm on episode four?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Never mind? Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: No, niggas, you every sport half the ship. You two
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: talking in the goddamn group chat, flax. You can talk
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: to each other separately. You don't got to do it in.
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  Speaker 5: The group chat, not at all.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: I don't get nigga. That's crazy that niggas text Lament,
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: hey have you seen you?
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  Speaker 5: For you white?
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  Speaker 4: I go to a group chat and ask because I
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: other people to possibly go in. We just really started texting.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: If I go up to the top of mail Lamon's
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  Speaker 1: text message, I'll probably be able to find like twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty two and like two swipes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all need to talk about were talking in the
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  Speaker 2: group chat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, same with you on our one on one che text
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  Speaker 1: doesn't It does not go that far.
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  Speaker 2: I promise, let's find out.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, got.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm telling because we're always we were in
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  Speaker 1: group chats for so long.
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  Speaker 4: How was your weekend? That was your week week?
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  Speaker 5: It was cool? Man too much.
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  Speaker 1: Man, ma you swipe a one time probably text is
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  Speaker 1: like Adam.
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  Speaker 2: The last time I text you, won't believe it.
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  Speaker 4: Man, got some bad newing.
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  Speaker 5: But one swipe.
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  Speaker 1: That was seven years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Last time I text you was May eleven.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: May eleventh, eleven, probably first birthday.
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  Speaker 2: It's June, Nick, that was the last.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's see, we don't text independently.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: We don't have to. We're always in a group chat,
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: and if I need something for one of y'all, I
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: literally just at you in the group chat.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine, but you don't got to spoils.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: And it's not even that an uncomfortable text of y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's just more fun when there's eyes on it.
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  Speaker 2: More fun.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to. I want everyone to see us talking.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: It's like the Love Island couch. Yes, the fuels good,
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  Speaker 1: that chair, that chair was your. I do that in
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  Speaker 1: all my group chats, though, unless it's something actually important
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  Speaker 1: or I want to talk to somebody one on one,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna at you in the group chat. I
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: don't mind who sees it because it ain't ever that deep.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Spoilers not the spoilers, but we put the spoilers in
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Invisible Ink. If you if you understrom that.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: You always having full conversation uninvisible full conversation.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: Maybe maybe you should catch up. Maybe you should stay
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: up today.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: I got it.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: List because they're they're on the same type of.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Time, aren't they both full of ship?
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: There's been.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Because both of them will tell each other to watch
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: something and not watch it. But when it's time to
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: watch something, I'm so busy.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: I haven't watched it yet because I'm busy.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: They both do that. They do that to each other,
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: though what I'm so busy.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: You can't be comparing him when I'm not.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Not to throw the bus because because that's the movie
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: that I've been talking to him about for years.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: How we?
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: How we?
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: But I'm not trying to you know.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: He's about to throw Separate.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: The mud flaps are hitting him in the back of
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: the head.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Back I got, I got you. I'm just I'm backing
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: up a white Mike And is that not true? So
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: I saw a little brown not go disrespect man? Love
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: is every day.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: It's only been like five episodes, it's been one week.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: It's been one week. Efore he has been on for
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: like a month.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: I've been that. I've been busy, but it's like I
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: haven't been interested in you.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: That's fair, that's that's that's different.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: He's saying, I know what happens at the end, which
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: is very expected because Jesus a drug addict.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: So that's what happens to a lot of times.
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: I did you just tell me she dies?
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: No, she got clean, and that's why you're not paying
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: she got clean in the end.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Did you just tell me she dies because she's a
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: drug addict, because not all drug addicts get clean. A
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: lot of the time, they do get clean, majority time,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: they don't get clean.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: If they have a happy ending, they get clean.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you can put your phone down in actually,
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: put put down the block, put the glock back in
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: the larary now and that ship is like I watched
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: the first two episodes.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: But you don't even have to watch it for real.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: You can watch it and do something else.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: You can literally like scrub through the shit to this
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: is this is the problem.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not even I'm not even saying that.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: I'm just I'm not gonna pull the old classic baby car,
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: which is whatever.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Fine.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: The thing is now is that my.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Mother in law isn't the house for us because she's
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: helping me watch the Wow.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, both go back to work. Well, go back to work.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: I can't watch Love Island.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, older lady.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: Twenty year old, you don't want to shock make out
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: in front of the sixty year old woman.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, once you put the baby in the bed, then
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: y'all go watch it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: We're too times by that time, we're not going to sleep. Yeah,
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: what times done our bedtime?
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: He's a baby? What do you mean what times it's bedtime? Yeah?
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: What's since when we go to bed? So that's like
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: eleven whenever we go to bed.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: He going to bed a.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Little bit late, a little bit. Love Island come on
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: a nine again?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, put that little nigga bed at eight. Any then
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: y'all got three hours to.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Do what the fuck you want to do? How that works?
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Y'all gotta get him on the scheduleless kidless keenan. Yeah, everybody,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I've been around y'all forget that. Motherfuckers like I've had
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: fucking foster kids in my home, young infants fresh out
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: the coochie, So I know about putting kids on the
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: kids on the schedule. And also I also have other
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: friends that have kids and they babies is on schedules.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: It's not when I go to bed, you go to bed.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Whose babies on the schedule?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Pat's babies on the schedule? My tells babies on the schedule.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: How old are those babies?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: They're both one now, but they were they want schedules
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: before they were one.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Michael.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: They ain't be like, oh, you're one now, let me
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: put you on the schedule. So when they start getting
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: on the schedule out the Kuchie, well once they was
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: able to put him on the schedule because you know,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: and when is that I ain't in the house with him.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: But you see how we don't force anything out of you.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: We're just it's called just letting you have a wasn't
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: It wasn't just letting me talk. He was asking me questions.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: So it's not like I was just talking.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: All asked the right amount of question.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: That's the right question.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: There's no bullshit. You're the only new parent I know
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: that didn't put there because what card is six months now?
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Five?
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like five is so far from six to five.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: It is one of the babies only that is twenty
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: percent of his life. I got like I got you, like, no.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: That's one hundred percent of his life.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: Huh one month, it's twenty percent of five That's what
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: I meant.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, he said, nobody's digging anything of his life.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Nobody's digging anything.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stop till I hit the little shit.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Just bullshit.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: But okay, my bad.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: His life is one hundred percent of his life.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Hey right, yea, it is also I'm like, he's been
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: live five months, so all his life.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: But okay, realistically, you go to bed, he go to bed.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I assume we will probably get in a in a
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: schedule mode, probably like seven months, who knows right around then.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: It's been no need to get on the schedule if
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: we are one, because biggie's been at home and now
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: that we're not, we're going to be working now. It's
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: gonna be to a schedule now. But even if say
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: schedule whatever, we're watching him all day back and for
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah, and we're like, we're not like everybody
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: in their separate rooms. We're all together all day most
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: of the time.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: This three I'm not watching.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: I wasn't get twenty year olds make out and do
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: sexual in the window games in front of him.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: It's a lot.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: It's a lot for me, and I'm disgusting.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: So I can only imagine a lady that was around
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: what Reagan was.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: What she might think, Okay, she's like like I.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Don't need no nothing like this is what you like.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: She's real old school.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't even say that.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: It's just because my mom would definitely watch that.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: She would Yeah, Miss Winny's down.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: From was like yeah, yeah, she would like messy TV.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: So she would watch that and just be like yeah,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: she would be like the whole time, but she's gonna
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: watch it. They're not even brushing their between.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Like an hd h G TV gah.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like watching the Story.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: The Property Brothers, House Hunters, House Unders International.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: My mom pays for BT plus dog.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Beau Beach from Bargain Hunt BT.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Plus, so that's crazy. She likes Beyond the Gates that
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: he goes into Negocity.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: You're beyond the gates.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Speaking of people not having scheduled bedtimes, Trump was falling
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: asleep in the next game.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Was he really yes?
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: The game?
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: Yes, the game that just now falling asleep?
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: You just yeah, I saw him falling asleep.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: You need to take the long sleep.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, forever sleep.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Bro for somebody that was calling Joe Biden's.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Keep on, Oh was that? Oh I can talk. I'll say,
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: what's that it? Yeah, if you don't know, if you
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: don't know what we're talking about. Donald Trump pulled up
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: to next Game three kind of just ruined the whole
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: atmosphere of the area, outside the whole block around the stadium.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: They had to block it off just so he could
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: pull up and fall asleep watching the game.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: No watch parties, they can.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: No outside watch party parties like the very popular New
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: York sidewalk talk. No, none of that.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: You know what, that's probably the only good thing that's
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: come from this, My prevention of side talk videos.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: You know what there are right in your.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: Files.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: No tariffs, m hmm, gas prices real bad, but but.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: But very from very silver.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: From one one night, hopefully to come back, come back
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: on Wednesday. He is not so that's cool, cool anything, listen,
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: anything that could just inconvenience Knicks fans at any point.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: I'm supportive of well not supportive though, but.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: They said this is very billionaire esque of like, oh
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: for sure, yeah, messing up the experience for thousands of people,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: just so one person.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: And at and Adam Silver is kissing his ass talking
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: about he's a genuine Knicks fan, Now shut the fuck up.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: If he can, if he can name five active Knicks players,
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: I'm not.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: This monkey, one monkey too, Chimpion bubbles, you know he's
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Michael Jackson.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Man, he's a Knicks fan't five and they haven't been
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: in the final since Patrick Ewing.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Fuck that, niggas.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: I'm not a good you're not a Knicks fan. That's
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: your reason never going to a game.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure he might have been to a
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: game since Patrick Ewing, but I'm saying.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: The first time.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: That the fact that he's never been to it.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Last time we was asking about the NBA, you called
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: it woke garbage. So if you think it's woke garbage, why.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: Are you going?
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Because maybe because you're desperate to be liked and seen.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Maybe because your administration is fucking failing and the bullshit
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: UFC thing is not selling no tickets, so you need
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: to do something.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: They bowed the funk out of him, by the way,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: getting it's dick sucked.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: So it wasn't twenty years, it was actually fourteen.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: So still last time he was a game fourteen years.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: It was a long time.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: Who please brother?
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Fourteen years?
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: What that was?
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Twellow wasn't there.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Was mellow?
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: Their son been there mellow?
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: So that the last time they were good, don't they
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: were good?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Mellow?
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: I mean like like they were better last year than
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: they ever were mellow.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Probably they were one game away from the.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Thanksful Yeah, because the Pacers.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you know about that. You don't about them?
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Like most things, nothing.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Just ruining everything for everyone else.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, taking prices, ruining it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: That's that's a different thing. Stupid.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: That's something like nine thousand dollars.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: It was eleven thousand of those bleeds.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Who's paying for that?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Obviously niggas because this ship is packed. The fucking uh
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: uh court side seats was half a million dollars. Yeah,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: you a million dollars.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: I don't. This is not Nick's hate thing.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: This is just a sports You will never ever catch
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: me playing five figures to fucking basketball due.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: What what if you're a multi multi multi millionaire.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: That's the only reason.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: But I know the niggas in the noseblees ain't multi
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: multi millionaire. Niggas are side talk watching niggas side talk participators.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: The fact that the fact that the fucking San Antonio
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: tickets is fucking multiple fractions of that price. I'm just
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: going to San Antonio watching it.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: That's why.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because nigga, you're priced out of your home thing.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: You can't afford to go around the block, so ride
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: down an hour exactly because I would do it. Yeah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: ship is dumb, that's insane. Yeah, listen, if y'all want.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: To spend a car, a car, a car, multiple cars
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: or depending on God bless but hey, man, enjoy.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: I hope they lose.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: And I am down for sweet down for right now.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Down in the fourth knicks down up and.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: I hold we still have six men, We still have
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: six minutes left for it to happen during the game.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Television.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: If it happens, oh.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Brother, that would be that would be great.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Like I said, if that happened during the game.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Don't stop the game.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Don't stop the game. Great that nigga on the floor.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: We got a game to play that, don't stop the game,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: keep going.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Actually leave them on the floor.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Just announce it after By the way, watch he on
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: the court. I didn't get that.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: They just roll roll down, roll them down. Like a
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: hot dog on the on the rollers, like like around
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: the only the worst.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: They do it from the booth and then he falls
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: through the booth and they kind of just carry him
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: down like a wave like it.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: Was crowd servant.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: They just like like like Batman, like the Batman movie.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: You ever see the end of Gladiator when he fucking
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: fought the niggat the end and then like he was
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: getting he got stabbed, he just all.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Picked him up and carried him.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Just do it right there on the knicks and then
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: they just toss him on the crowd and likely just
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: peace right there like a dog with it like him
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: and him and been still and they.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Just do a multi stream.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Black and Jewish coming together.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: They got Tracy movie like Oh let me get through
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: me that oh ship.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: They put it on the Prince.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Don't look don't look good, a little beef.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: You just go back to the sideline. You see Mitch
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Robinson crying. Just believe Mitch, I can't believe my dog.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: He's a.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah bitch.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: You see that one video of him in the locker room.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I mean this is it is related, but it's not.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: He is a Trump. But it was when they were playing,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: like they listened to the rap and he was like,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: what is this garbage? Somebody turned on some Morgan Wallin.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: He's in the locker room like shaking his head.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: That's why he doesn't cut his head.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Probably, Okay, well listen, listen, I listen speaking of people
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: that are vibe killers in the locker room.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: I was last week. I was like, we were talking
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: about AJ. I was like, you know what, it's fine,
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: we move on or whatever.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: No, he's a bigger bitch ass nigga.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then I saw that interview and then that
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: fired me up all over again. A. J. Brown is
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: the biggest bitch ass nigga ever, bitch ass nigga in
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: the history of sports, because holy god, Yeah, that nigga
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: said he started the team because it was gonna motivate.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: To the media, leak stuff to me to be a motivator.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Yeh, nigga, that's the most ridiculous that you are.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: And he was a captain, Yes, he was a captain leaking.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Captain leaking stories to the media to hope in hopes
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: of motivating the team.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: To light a fire to I mean, maybe you should
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: leak some more productive stories or something.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know, if you why not just be the
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: fucking leader. Might not be a captain, like you know
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: right here, the thing that's right there? What in the fuck?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, like bro, how immature?
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: God like this nigga is insane. Like I've never seen
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: no ship like.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: This, and.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I'd rather have I'd rather have a burner account like
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: the Kevin Durant type ship.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Honestly be normal. That's not even normal, but like that's
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: definitely not. Rather nationalizing your brains like I was trying
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: to motivate people.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, you're trying to make it seem like you're
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: the good You're reading.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Books on the sideline's trying to motivate people. Really, were
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: that's gonna light a fire on the jailer hurts were.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Jailers is Like I've never seen him read a book before.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I've seen him walk around with it. If that's his thing,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: that's his thing.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I can't wait one day when his career
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: is over right and he find if he ever, I
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: hope he does, like a tell all and then he
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: just says his real thing, because this nigga is not
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: set his real friend.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: I know he doesn't that's bullshit, and what he means
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: it might not be. And that's another thing.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: It could also be because based based on some light
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: skin tendencies I've seen on Love Island to cross cross promotion,
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: cross promo, Yeah, that could just be his light skin personality.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Which is not the absence of person.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I think he has. I think he definitely
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: has a personality. He just he just stays he does.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: It's just very bland.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Hm.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: It's very Sultan Pepper. It's no no loudyes where I
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: hate you, niggas, it's like water.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Why what do you mean when I said that that
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: his personality is the act, niggas fought tooth and nails
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: saying it wasn't but.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: He was one of them.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Possibly he was one of them.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: But but now you see them like that. That's bullshit.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: I'm saying.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say you said, you just said it.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Don't try to change that.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: I said, it's not his real feelings because it's not
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: an act. I don't think.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Well, he said he really, he said he really acts
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: like that, but that's not his real feelings.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: That's different than person.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: When you said his whole thing is act, when he
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: says like like everything it's manufactured, Like he just says.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: These quotes all the time, like he's just putting on
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: a person on. I don't believe that.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: I just believe when they ask him questions and he
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: just says stuff like uh, like he's not saying what
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: he really feels.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: He gives the politically correct answer.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like when he says, like when he says those
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: nutty quotes or like the cookie fortune cookie shit, I
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: think that's really him.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's really his personally.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: I think that's really what he thinks. I don't think
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: he just makes it up because it'll look cool or
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: some ship.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: So, so, which part do you think is an act?
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: He's not saying it's an act. He's saying he's holding back,
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: holding his true.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: I think, yeah, you get him behind like that Nigga
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: is slow.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, like he just is not under
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: that microscope of having to be the most consummate professional
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: and being the face of a franchise.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: So yeah, A J. Brown, you really like, I what
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: a bitch. It's hard. It's hard for me to fathom
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: like that. I was so cool off it until I
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: saw the interview, and that made.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Me so much more like matter being about I had
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: the Patriots rug when I when I was on the
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: T and I was just trying to.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Ask for a trade week for it when he was
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: four and l eat a dick. He's an actual penis.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with no season, And I'm just glad that that is.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: It's over, it's solidified it Like wow, he really was
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: like he was and we were and we were trying.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: I was caping for that nigga for a long time.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: I was, he's not on my team, but I was like,
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: maybe thought it was really was him. I was wrong.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: It really was Mike.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: They say, might be wrong myself, but one thing Michael
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: can always spot from eighty billion miles away. Michael can always,
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: with one hundred and ninety accuracy spot a bitch ass
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: nigga every time.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Every time I've ever accused of the nigga of being
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: a bitch ass nigga, I've never.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: Once been proven wrong.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Never you could go back in all five hundred some
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: odd episodes of this podcast, every single persons of being
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: a bitch ass nigga has turned out to in fact
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: be a bitch as a nigga every time. And I
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: challenge all the beaters to go through the files, go
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: through the go through them. I'm curing a nigga files.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Go through the bitch ass nigga files. Who you called
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: the niggag every single time, every name that you could
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: posibly think of.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: I know everybody's wheels are turning right now.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Said, do you have any examples? You're historical bitch ass niggas.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Anybody from the sixers docket. I mean, you can't really,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: God want.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: I don't think I called anybody from the six is
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: a bitch ass nigga.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Not Ben Simmons.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: I think you called Ben Simmons is a bit chazz nigga.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: No shout at him. He just wanted to fishing.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: The fisherman, the fisher, competitive fisher, very successful fisherman, Ben Simmons.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: We knew he was a bit chasz nigga niggas.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Was trying to you, don't be too horrid on me.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: No, he's just a bitch ass niggas.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Sorry times you know, listen, hey man, hey, Now, at
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: one point, did I want to keep him over joeling beades?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: That face came you still, I thought he was a
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: bit chass nigga. Used to be a bitch ass niggas.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a bitchass nigga that would develop
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: a jump shot at some point, but proven.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Wrong once he proved that he was a bit jazz nigga,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: or once we saw glimpses of it.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Every time I could every every damn every time I
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: got mother bitch ass nigga vision, I can find him.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: It should be a.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Glow red.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like infra bitch ass red nigga, bitch ass
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: red bichon.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: I just and like I closed in.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Red bitch as red bitch ass nigga vision. I closed
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: my right eye. And if you try to infra red
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: red ass infra bitch as red ass nigga vision.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Chance, that's like added a lot more bitch ass that
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: every time you add one more.
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: Every time fred bitch as nigga friend, big bitch ass
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: nigga fred visions, I closed my right eye like the
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: fucking bitch ass nigga sharing gun, and I could see
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: the bitch and all these niggas.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: He got egle vision like in the same.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: It's bitch nigga.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Vision him glowing.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: The niggas go pink like a bitch. I see.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: It's a pink all around all these niggasig I see it.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no no no no no,
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I was right hand. I saw, I saw with the
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: niggas from love, both the niggas from love.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: No no, no, no no no no, it's I need
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: to be a consult.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I knew he was gonna say.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, I called the.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: Washing somewhere easier to spot than others.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like, this niggas a losing, a loser on his back.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh yeah, we got one.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: No no, I was.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Once I seen he was playing in the black Onoe's face.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, this is a loser, this is a loser.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: I saw that nigga say that. He said this niggas
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: getting bitches. He's not playing the game right No no
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: no no no no no no.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: No no no no no no no no no no
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: no no no no no no.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: He was like, why we coupled up so early while
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: he coming up with the bitches.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: that's what really happened.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, niggas crazy because he can't get the hold.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Right now, you're hugging all that mother's looking five foot
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: five and five ball of bitch ass niggas that nigga.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Short and five for five.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Everyone else is just told.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Nigga like five to him, kept behind.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: He got the heart of tash.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, I just I'm good. I'm good at
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: this man, I'm not doing this.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, who's trying to think?
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: Oh y'all didn't see so Johnathan Cooper, Guys don't know.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Oh the guy from the Broncos.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: That guy from the Broncos.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that nigga do is some wild ship.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: What's going on?
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Him, him and his girl got into uh quite the
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: domestic dispute so so much that yes, fucking maniac.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Broncos Johnathan Cooper and his girlfriend Jade Feaking, we're both
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: arrested after she decided to go through his phone.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: He decided to eat her phone.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he got He got arrested for basically tampering
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: evidence because they they broke each other's phones. So I
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: guess when she broke when he broke her phone.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: Ada loved to see the phone. Now, like, what did
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: he really take a Like?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I think it was in pieces and he just had
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I had to look it up. Him like,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: this makes no sense. How do you eat the phone?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Like it was broken? And I think he just started
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: eating the pieces of it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Her phone.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, c so he.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Well, first off, like there was no domestic like they
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: weren't hitting each other.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: He had her, he was choking her, and they asked
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: her if she like started to black out or anything.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: She said no, but they asked her she saw spots.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: She was like, heout. Yeah, he wasn't row it out. Yeah,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I saw the nigga eat my phone, ate my phone.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he ate the phone while he was like
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: it was I think because like like like something's not
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: adding up from the way that they described it in
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: the in the article, it sounded like he had her
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: like one hand like choking her.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: In the other hand, he grabbed the phone.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now this situation, I got the disclaimer domestic blah
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: blah blah.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: Oh it's not all right.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I thought it was up.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: It's unfortunately that this is how it turned out because
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: I had when I first read, I thought he ate.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: His own phone.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, as evidence a million times.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: More than nigga would.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: He said, babe, so who's that you.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Swallowed?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Absolutely?
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about? Like, what the who's that?
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: But what was the purpose of eating the phone? I'm
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm confused.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: What was There's no good potato good, there's no good
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: reason for you get it.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: I mean it doesn't the phone was already broken where
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: you think she was going to get it fixed, and
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: was like, you can't get it fixed because it's.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Because I feel like he was just trying to as
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: certain diamonds, like show her how crazy he really was.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Nigga, that's not you saw first seen nigga phone.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want no problem with him.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: First play like that crazy.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Then yeah, don't hit me, I'll hit me. It having
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: ha Arnold and.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: That nigga just hit himself with the.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Actually back up up exactly exactly. Can't tell her to
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: eat nobody's ship.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: Of course not, but you gotta take it a step further.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: He took it was in the nineties.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: He was the next logical step.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: He was trying to terrify that woman. He was trying
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: to make sure she was scared. That would have worked
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: on me, And I'm like, you know what, what phone?
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I would have pulled another phone out of my pocket
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: and just be like, somebody come get this nigga niggased
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: cell phones. Listen my dad play now it hurts. That
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: was the advertising. Now he has the main course.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: He literally ate my.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Minutes yea, my WiFi?
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: What we do.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Yep? So I mean, oh my, well, he probably won't
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: play again. I'm about to, but apparently he was pretty good.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: He'll be back then.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: If I'm a football GM and I hear niggas, I
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: hate he in phones, so I want that type of
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: nigga on my team.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: He does.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Obviously, he'll sacrifice his body for honestly.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: As long as as long as there's no video evidence,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: he'll be fine. Unfortunately, that's how the NFL works.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Because that have to shoot out that phone.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: I mean he didn't.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: He's definite gonna pieces, So that's swallow it hole.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's gonna.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Shoot out the pieces that that ship ain't breaking down
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: to your stomach.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I think he. I think he was. Probably he's probably
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: biting it and spitting it out.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: That ship is good. That's gonna sunk up his Yeah.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nigga Bluetooth, Now.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: You start texting, stop stopping on the phone.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, notification crazy? Like what is that?
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: In your encounters with the fair Sex. Has any lady
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: ever going through your phone? Yeah, I already, because you're
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: a whore. No, that's not what he was.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: No, that's not why.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I just know.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: That's not why who you've been with, Yeah, that's not why.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: It is a relationship. Phone, it was just a relationship.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Don't even go through one.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: Person phone detectives.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: That was one person.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you ever had a phone go.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Through not that I know of.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: That only happened to me one time.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Because you're a whore.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: It was, it was.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: It was a complicated situation.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, explain, elaborate like, go ahead, Uh, okay, So you
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: brought this up, Michael, hmm.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: He said, don't. Don't we have beat it gave me.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, God, I'm gonna hold this one in. I was.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, mine was just a situation where I wasn't
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: cheating or anything. She was just mad I had a
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: conversation with someone and she didn't like the conversation that
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: was being had. But it wasn't even like a cheating,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even it was just a conversation that she
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: didn't like. Like, oh, why are you having that conversation.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: With talking to women.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like I woke up, like she's like over me.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's so crazy.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: That's how it happened to me too.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: I woke up and I'm like, oh.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: I have a problem. I'm like, uh what.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that was a wild your phone in
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: your face?
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: How did this like?
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: And clearly she opened it with my face? That was wild? Yeah, man,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: that was crazy. That was crazy. It was like three
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. Oh, She's like, you need to go.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta go, you gotta I'm sleeping,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: you gotta go. Oh that was nuts.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: That was I mean you were just having a good time.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Everything was just fine. Before that, it was chilling. I'm like,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: what the fuck?
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Yep? What is this?
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything yep. And even now I was
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: just like long story. Like I said, I wasn't cheating
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: or anything. It was just yeah, it's crazy, no situation.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Yea man, crazy crazy, crazy.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: Crazy time.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Shout out to all those people that I have no
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: hard feelings for. Nobody's whatever.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: That's nice at me.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Thirty three Doug, I'm sorry, old man. Yeah, man, I
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: ain't got it.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: I was talking.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Uh so I almost definitely almost snapped on the snapped yeah,
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: because I like, so we were sitting thee I would
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: have it turned out.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: To be that an ater phone. Probably a shoe too,
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: because we're sitting.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: We're just sitting there chilling, and I know, I'm I'm
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: I'm about to start playing the game whatever. I'm kind
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: of listening. I have listen and I hear it's like,
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: oh wow, it's my ex anniversary.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, the fuck, it's your ex anniversary?
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: What you say? Like, my brain got real domestic.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fu Okay, my brain got domestic.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: Watch your dry what.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: I was like in between between, I was like, yeah,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: it's my ex andverse, I was like, what the fuck
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: are you talking about right now?
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Say no on X it's it's the anniversary.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: No one calls it.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I was like, Twitter, call that ship Twitter, like everybody
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: else it was about to be police.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Called my ex anniversary.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: I was like, because I assumed it was what you
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: were assuming.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Like, this is like I would have been like, what
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: does that even mean?
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Your anniversary?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Anniversary?
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like you need those words it's me and
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: my exes anniversary, but it's.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: My anniversary, so this would have been your anniversary.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Like even if you think that and you realize that,
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: why the hell you say that out loud in front
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: of my son?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Don't know what that in front of my son?
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Would it be better if that was like the day
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: they broke up?
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: No, I don't have no don't have no memories.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, fair enough, don't have no memory.
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: Men in Black that ship.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm, my bad, nigga.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: Progression for me.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I can't to progressive, nigga.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: You just you just held a memory about your ex
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Men in Black that ship.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: He did.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Try.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I tried all the time.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: I'm actively investing in the technology that you know I
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: would do that. My fucking nosebleed eyes just dilated, seized
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: that man. Bro Oh my god, I'm.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Happy that you ain't get domestic. I know people here
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: jokes like, no, that's not Mike, not hit nobody. Anybody
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: can't hear you putting their hands on nobody.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: It's my boo boo.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Unless you come at me with some crazy ship that
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I got to put a sleep wow.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, huh.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Unless I am being attacked on some crazy ship, and
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: I gotta put it asleep.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: I mean, okay, hold on, how we put how are we?
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah? You're gonna knock him out of sleeper holes.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Whichever by any means okay, yeah, by any he's necessary.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: It's my life for theirs.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Your life.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Geez, that's what I'm saying. Coming at me crazy.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I didn't know Keanu was a black
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: belt guy.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: You gotta be a black belt to come at somebody crazy.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: Kean enrage. I feel like she's strong.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's definitely strong.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: She can give you a I didn't say. I'm not
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: saying iat you, but I'm.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Feeling like if she she called you from behind, he's
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: in the struggle, you could you could be on the floor.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people would be.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: In the dirt.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: How many keenness does it take to video.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: An anger?
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: Keana?
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: No?
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: It depends. Yea regular Keana, just regular resting Kean.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Fine, Why y'all call me a bit right now?
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Not calling you?
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: No, that's not this whole conversation.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no calling your girl.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: No, this conversation is probably.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to y'all, trying to boost her up. I
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: called me a bit, Yeah, need to stop conversational sometimes
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: over all right conversation. I have a question though there's
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: no I'm not there's no answers. I have a questions,
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: no answers. There's a question, there is no answers.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Do you believe that there's a situation there is no
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: answer that Keana will put her hands on you.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't think we were going, so I got
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: some questions situation.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: She's like, oh, around, like you just called red handed
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: cheating Keana. She's like got an eye for the rage.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe No, she ain't put her hands on me.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: She'd be like, oh yeah, I will say she would definitely.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: She's like, I don't feel like Biggie could beat me up,
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: but I feel like she would do something to me physically,
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Like if I would be like in a red handed.
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: Like in.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: That like you saw something sinister like like dudes or something,
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I'll be fearful for myself physically.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna get tripped down the steps. Something's gonna
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: happen to me.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't think. I don't think she would
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: come at me.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: Just putting vegetable oil on the stairs something, niggas, Mike,
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: your food ready nigga running, sliding, sliding in the oven.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: We like that one time when she put the.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: Babyl on.
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: My got made beef.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Mike's in a wheelchairs. She's like, what's wrong? You ain't
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: not hungry, Mike.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Stop blowing.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Stop blowing the fucking bubbles, Mike, You're looking stupid. Nigga.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Just oh my god, that was a good yo. Tyler
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Perry is a fucking maniac.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: Dug.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: We talked about a nigga somehow every episode because.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: How is not God. He may not be your good,
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: but he is.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Because that's that's not the same one when the nigga
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: got hit by the car, right or hit by the bus?
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Is the same one?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: No, No, he got shot, Yeah he got shot? And
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: who got hit by the b was that? Janet Jackson's.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: At the literally at the end of the middle last
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Terry God, I swear to God, that had to be
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: like some type of alternate ending where he's like, we
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: just got to end the movie. Now it's just over.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: What happens at the very rock the rock.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: You know, you know, you were like, the fuck just
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: happened and it is over.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Perfect.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: It's like, Wow, things are really looking up he's dead
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: the rock in the end.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Oh no, things weren't looking at.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: No, never again. That was his one. That was ten
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: million dollar Cameo.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Had mm hmm.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Well you know what it was. That's the first time
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: he's actually been a black man. Yeah, to any other
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: anything else, he's just the rock. I'm not I'm not,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: I ain't black. I'm o Jay, I'm yeah, I think
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Mike, Well, no, no, no, no, no, one football
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: movie he Gridron Gang.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: No, not the one with the girl right, yeah, where
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: because his daughter was No?
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, I'm thinking of wrong movie.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that was ice c wasn't it.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't ice Q. It was Omar Omar, the
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: guy from Power Mari hard Mari Hardwick. Yeh know what
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: he's talking about. He had a black daughter. Yeah, in
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: a football movie. It was connected to me and like
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: she'd be playing and then everything she's doing the game.
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: Then he was wasn't Iron too, was he? Really? He
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: was the nigga? I guess you know how it was
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: the eighty eighth.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like in the Rival game.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: He's like, but he came to visit the one like
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: one of the kids was in his game. He's like,
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: I guess the O G and he came in and visited,
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: you know, because they're all unified. Oh well he was yeah,
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: like see him mopping up? Yeah, you know, like banging
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: on fucking tea when you're visiting. Julie's so weird.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: Gamesh is so strange.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Ye had to make sure he's still banging in the
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: in the fucking thing, Like just fucking losers.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: Have you ever all ever been robbed before?
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Robbed? Like, why would you even put that in the air, Michael,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: you know, I be outside, I go outside.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: You don't Have you ever been robbed?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: No, thankfully I have not.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: But niggas.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Niggas get robbed a lot.
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: My in laws you know, they're from New York. So
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: they're talking about like somebody just detailed him getting robbed.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saying a lot of people from up north
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: he robbed a lot, or have been robbed.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: I followed told the story about how he got robbed
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: and how he got he was he was going, I
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: guess he was going to he had got chicken, right,
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: motherfucking nigga robbed.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Him for the chicken.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: Not even that he was like, he was like because
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: I guess he knew the nigga was about to robb.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: He took his money to put it on the floor,
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: and as soon as nigga turned out, he's like, yo,
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: give me your money.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: He's like, it's already on the floor, and then he
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: was going to shoot him.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, Like he was looking at him.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: He was like, turn around and he was like it
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: was like some movie ship.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: He was like, I'm not turning around because he was
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: like he's thinking like, yeah, it's gonna be harder for
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: this nigga to shoot me in the face because if
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: I turn around, it's gonna be easier to shoot me
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: in the back of the head.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: But you look honest with me. He didn't shoot him.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: He left.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Then he came back and said, hey, give me the
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: chicken too, all right, man. Then he leaves, he comes
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: as soon as he comes up, he sees that same
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: nigga eating.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Like crazy have been across.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, let's get to this, let's get to that.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah we got the beat Brigade question brought it back,
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: brought it back for this week. Yeah, Beater Brigade question
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: of the Week was what's your confession? Started off someone
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: said farted every day on my roommate's pillow and set
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: up freshman year because he said nigga once and left
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: trash everywhere, also never cleaned.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: It is that understandable dirty nigga wants.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: And you're getting pink eye?
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: Ye?
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: All right, everybody's riding ya is that thirty? Yes?
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I agree you've had dirty roommates, keening, I should agree.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: But they dirty and called you a nigga. Yeah, they
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: weren't your friends like that. I'm yeah, and I'm doing
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: it bare ass. It's gonna be a silent one too.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: I wanted to. I'm just I wanted to actually sit.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: In there just trying to get reassigned.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: I don't think.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna reassign his eyes with the color pink. That
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: is wild. All right?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: What is your confession? I'm a truck driver. I haven't
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: paid my taxes going on three years straight now. I
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: swear to God. I can hear the saxophone getting louder
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: and louder each day because they are.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: To come jauary nigga, because they are you were on
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: the It's like sounds like the nigga that was getting
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: the PPP on talking about.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: They were clearly going to get away with this, away
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: with this? You know you can search it?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: You can?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right at the top.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: To every game.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: I'm like where it.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Should be towards the top anyway. I mean sometimes it disappeared.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: The Instagram is so broken down. It's not he was
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: looking for the So I get a lot of messages.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: It wasn't popping up so far.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: Don't you just go to the page?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Could? I guess you? I never just clicked there.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: I'm usually just seeing in my messages.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: So you guys, old, what's yours?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: What's your confession? I had sex with my my ex
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: girlfriend's homegirl at her birthday party when we are still together.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, diabolical. See that. That's the people you gotta
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: go through their phone. I guess yeah, that's wild.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: That is wild.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: I can't imagine doing anything like that. How long will
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: they gether? I wonder?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: Right, Okay, I'm not gonna say that, because that is.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: Say it. Say it? What's your confessed?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Cup at a random college party years ago, and for
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: the last cup, I spiked it with Molly and never
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: said a thing.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: What Why would you do that?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: You drugged everyone or just or drugg one person did
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: you want to win that bad that even I don't
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: know what that's not even stopping somebody from winning. What
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: were you trying to win?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Actually, just a random spontaneous sentence to prison, that's what
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: he was trying to win.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Messed up and fucked. My sister's close friend. I told her,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: and she flipped on him because he knew who I
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: was since a child.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, my sister's close friend. Next part, what's
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: the next part?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: And she flipped out on him because I guess because
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: he was brooming, which possibly because it's like it you know,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: you know that's my sister, and you know she's young,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: and you know her since she was a child, and
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: as soon as she threw some coo, you took it.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Yeahst shame on you.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: We're both children.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: I'm about to say, how old are we?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Why do we?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Why are we saying it's grooming?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: I guess her saying that.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: He knew who I was in a job, meaning like
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: she's clearly he's older, definitely older, I mean, and.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: She threw some couchie and he called it, but he knew.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would like to like, for why are
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: we putting grooming on that?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: I would like to see, well, just because of the
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: contant child, like I assume that that is a thing
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: because they're older.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: That's positibly, that's it's possible that that's not the way child.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Even so that's that's what child. Yeah, but that's his
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: friend's sister, So it's like, that's still wild.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: But you're not going to.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Chill a little bit. That's my sister on her.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: But you should also be getting like, because what are you?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, Ah, that's that's interesting.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: I can see how that. I can see why they
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: flipped on the home.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: Don't you want us to be happy?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: She was?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: What is your confession? I was sleeping with my ex
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: and her mom for three years. We broke up and
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: she's still don't know. That's tough.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: What looked like?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, send the video, Send the video, Send the video.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: This is a nasty food one. What is your confession?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: I low key put mustard on everything, rice, eggs, pizza, tuna, beans, sushi.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: That's how I felt by people that put ketch up
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: on everything.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: But rice and eggs, pizza, mustard on pizza, tuna. I
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: put when I make tuna fish, I put mustard in there.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: Like to do that.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's just to do that. Yeah, I don't
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: like I don't even like mustard. Blis mayonnaise, that's what
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: I used to like making, but must Yeah, the rest
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: of that sushi, sushi. Why the fuck are you putting
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: mustard on sushi? Because it's sick sick in the head.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: What's your confession? M hmm, I fucked my exes op
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: because she broke she broke my brand new AirPod.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: Max mm hmm. That's okay.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: That seems a bit of excessive, excessive.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: It seems like you just wanted to do that.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't You're gonna do it anyways?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: Ah damn. I guess I have no choice.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: But I mean it was it was his ex so.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: It's not like I don't think it was at the time.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: I'm just like it was.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: It sounds like it was done. Maybe I said my
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: exes not my girlfriend.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: There's some wild ones. What is your confession? I'm in
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: a sexless marriage. I wink daily.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: This is a safe space, I guess, I guess.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: So all right, sorry to hear that, my boy.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: That is crazy in the buk.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Man, man, what's your confession?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, now I have to go see yep, yeah,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: I got it.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: I got it.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: I got to see who you're not having sex with.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: What's your confession? Sadly, I'm a munch, but I'm proud
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: That's nothing to be sad.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: That's nothing.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: Don't be.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Like you can cot you what are you? Come on, man,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: you'll be all right, Nick.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: Join the club. The hell?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's not about just like Coachie. It's just
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: I'm finally just eating.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, that's a munch.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: That is that's a real definition of the month, A
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: pure much pure like I'm not getting to touch him,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: just eating your coachine.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: I'm leaving.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: That's all I need.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: That's fine. He's a philanthropist, a real giver.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, be proud, I do it. You want something return,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: try to eat your eccie wa bad.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Ain't done in a while, but yeah.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: A couple of time.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: I ain't done that in a while.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: But once the ending has already started.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: You know, man, sometimes you're like when you're sometimes your
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: fast walls are so good.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: You don't need anything else.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: I still got that fast, but like if I could
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 8: just get my tongue on that, I mean, I could
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 8: just get if I get yep on that.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: Paul Georgia with the Gatorade ball game.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: It's not Getara.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: M J secret stuff, mother, not lingage.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: That's my secret, stuy.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, I got some questions for y'all.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: Ask me. Try to keep this as positive as you
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: possibly can. Okay, who is the villain in your life story?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: The villain in my life story?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: The villain in my life story myself?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: Oh damn damn king. See that's what trying to avoid.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: Because I didn't let nobody else affect me the fuck.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, that is true, but somebody else can still be
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: a villain.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: Keenan, just a villain and everyone else's story as well.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: I'm a feeling nobody's store.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: Who the somebody listening? Please let us know.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Somebody your friend. I hate this nigga is successful. He
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: was my bully, Keenan.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: Imagine the niggas that said that they were afraid of
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: me in high school.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying that it's colorism.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just as dark as me.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: Self hate colorism, selfe this black. He reminds me so much.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: Looking at the mirror. He's like, oh I hate color
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: what like what if he's darker than you, but he's
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: jealous of your like, I hate that.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, if you looking at me, Michael, yes, look
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: at him.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Boris Chris Brown looking at Nigga, fuck him him because.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: Michael Jackson, you talk about keen Yeah.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, he's just so colored line.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: You.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: You can literally use Jason Tatum looking my my crayons
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: in every box. You don't need a specialty skin box
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: for my crayon.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Little mellow ball looking hate this nigga, he said, Keenan.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: Mike Evan's looking.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: That.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: He's the wicked that nigga.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: Keenan think he's so light skinned, beautiful, cut it out,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: no worse, no lighter.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: Lighter.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Hating himself. God damn. But I don't think they re.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: Yearbook picture.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: You know what.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: Naw.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: My biggest villain is fucking Dairus Slaton. Get off my giants.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, okay, get off my giants, Get off
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: my giants.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: My biggest enemy is Josh Harris.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm. I was gonna say Elton brand He's he's
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: been slate, he has been Finally, Yes, I don't think
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: there's anyone in my real life who I can consider
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: it like you.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: Know, mm hmm, I got one. I've said it before
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: on the pod.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: It was the dude that I was talking about your
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: significant other like that, Brandy.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Number two my biggest.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: She's my biggest, but not the biggest. It's like a
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: Batman Joker situation, Goblin spider Man.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta get coexist. Ye need each other.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: But mine would be the the dudes that I work
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: work for at the pool company when I worked there
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: for like six weeks.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's about that ship.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah that guy. Yeah, man, I'm looking at me now.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: Nice Yeah, probably making more money to him.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: Come on now, and he was a business owner. I
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: don't know man's house, I don't know tp that ship.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: We go out for Mistress Mischief night.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: No, my parents are not allowing that.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they knew what was going on.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: I keep and go out for Halloween. True, because well,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: what's the mean? I mean I triggered you a few times.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: Holidays? Yeah, it's what he's talking about.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: If there's any holiday you definitely wasn't.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: That's like, yeah, it's Halloween. Extremely anti bro. There's kids
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: who don't even come to school on Halloween, like their
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: parents don't even allow.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: Them to see it, like the devil's in this in
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: the classroom.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Mind you as my school I work at, they can't
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: dress up anymore. Really, no, they don't dress up. Why
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: they apparently got rid of at a minute ago.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: Wow, I guess they don't want people bullying for not
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: having costumes.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: They make it a point known do not wear costumes school.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: That's a shame.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: And there's a lot and a lot of kids don't come.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Manly African kids the African as parents do not play
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: that ship like you're Jesus, you are not. I'm not
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: going to school to celebrate the Devil's holiday.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: So tell me you are a devil worship.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: Like two years ago. Two years ago we went out
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: for folloween. Oh yeah, and we walked in the streets
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: to Philly not fuck, it's on the corner.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: Preacher. He was like, oh, you definitely worshipers. And we
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: are like, what are you calling it?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Definite worship?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: Not me?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: And we're like, oh ship, were all out here for Halloween.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: I'm like, not me at the same time as you
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: out on Halloween.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm, well you see. No, we always like, oh we.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Are Christians over here.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: It's talking about my bad hilarious spurs.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: One. Yeah, yeah, it was close.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: It's like it was down by three. O G hit
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: a big three in the corner, but then they came down, made.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: The free throw.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: The vibes.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: Perfect, perfect, Next question, what is your most manly feet?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: Minds might be recorking a tub, recording the manly feet.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what that means.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: So like when you uh, the little wax ring that
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: seals the oh, so they pretty much probably took off
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: the tub. We did the wax ring, put the tub
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: back on. Wait, you said tub, not toilet. I'm thinking
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: of toilet. Recorking a tub. Oh, just lining the outline
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: the cork on the outline of the tub.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Cork cork.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: They said corker cock. It says cork the fuck are
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: you corking a tub?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: They might mean that, maybe they do mean yeah, actually, and.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: That's the most mainly thing you did, was cork a
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: tough cock. Because you gotta emphasize that that that cake cock.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: You gotta say cock cock, were cocking the top. That's
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: the most mainly fees.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: That's what they said.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what yours, mister man, my most
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: manly fee Uh.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: They probably build a house.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: I've built plenty of things. I've dug upon with my
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: bare hands, right right, right, right right.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: I dug the holes.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: I laid down the rocks.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: What else?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Filled that bitch over water?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: Not by the holes?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Now, we did it by spoon. You know how many
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: times I had a walk to that sink and go
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: back to the pond with a spoonful of water.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: You know how long that took?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: You see that video of that guy that was like
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: drinking like a whole couple of like red Bull with
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: a toothpick.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I seen that. What I've seen that he.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: Has like a board like another guy that he just
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: drinks it with like he like scuba.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Think got the ice tea from the Chinese restaurant.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: He doesn't. He doesn't on TikTok. Right, he's been he's
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: been doing that for years. Toothpick he used to he had,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: he used to do like a like a fish tank
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: full of chocolate and just.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: Like all right, man, how many hours that took?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: Like eight nine hours?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: I was like this can't was like this can't be real.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: He makes money doing that that can't be real.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: Bro, doing something wrong.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: That can't be real, because.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: How the do you when we're wasting time thinking about things,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: having original thoughts and takes, making jokes, drink.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Drink just be bad Lands with a toothpick. That's like
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: the video you'll see the video of the dude who's
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: drinking as juice out the trash bag, please the trash juice.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: They just they literally pick up a trash bag, they
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: poke holes in it and they just put over his
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: mouth and he's just the most disgusting ship I have seen.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: And it was so much that it was like filling
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: off his mouth and it was just.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: That is disgusting. I saw, I saw the thumbnail for that,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: and I said, nah, no, I don't know, I don't care.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: It was so disgusting.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: It was so disgusting that the Larryous. No, they won't
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: even do that on Jackass.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: And it's crazy. They probably wouldn't not seen a dude
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: drink horse semen on Jackass.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd rather drink horseman. I'm not gonna lie really
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: like bron some some random trash juice.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: M Oh yeah, you got a choice between the horses
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: and trash.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Where you're getting skinned what's in the trash, random houses,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: trash you go to trash bag right out here.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: No, no, it's a it's a fucking you know where
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: we recording New York on Canal Street, one of them.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: Let me see come on see biscuit.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: That is that is come on, secretariat, secretariot, come on Alamo.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just because I know exactly that came from a horse.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the is but that, but that
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: I know that ship thick, that's ship.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean neither is good, A little better.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: I feel like you could chew on horse.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: That God is probably next saying, bro, I'm sorry that
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: was like, that's on me, next question because these horse
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: thing like that, so like that's just that's just that's
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: that's my that's my for you.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Like marshmallow fluff, I'm gonna curse my computer
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: and typeing horse, curse my type health.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: The course is consistency good.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: A video of somebody pouring horse semen.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: That ship looks it looks it looks kind of thin.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know they got bubbles in it.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: It looks kind of it looks kind of milky. I'm
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: not gonna lie, Okay, Yeah, what a crazy Google search.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: I'm at at here.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: I'm mad.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: One said that, yeah, bring bring on the bring on
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: the all.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: Right, next question that the next one. That's am I
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: the asshole? Let's see nasty, says am I the asshole
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: for asking my children's paternal grandparents to tone down the
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: gifts and experiences they give them. Yes, I'm not sure
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: if I'm the unreasonable one here or my exes. So
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: my ex and his family are very wealthy and I'm not.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: So my children will always experience two dramatically different lifestyles.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: I want to make navigating that easier on them. Now
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: that my eldest is reaching an age where he's noticing
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: and understand there's a gap between the two sides of
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: his family, I've tried discussing it with my ex, but
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: it's a sensitive topic because his wealth gap is ultimately
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: what caused us to break up, and he very much
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: thinks what he does with the kids isn't any of
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: my business. His parents are a big source of the
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: extravagant gifts in fancy surprise trips. So after many failed
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: conversations with my ex, I decided to raise my concerns
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: with them directly. They were a lot more receptive to
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: my requests of toning down the number and frequency of
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: gifts and trips. So I thought I would then then
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 4: I thought would be the end of it. But my
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: ex thinks I overstepped and claims I have no right
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: to interfere in our children's relationship with his parents. His
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: parents are now caught between us because they don't want
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: to upset either of us. But I think my ex
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: is letting his own ego get in the way of
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: what's best for our kids. Am I the asshole? Yes?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: This is a real yes to us? Or was that
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: a Reddit thing?
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: No, it looks like a Reddit thing. It was a
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: redit thing.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: Even, Yeah, you are the assholes?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: You are?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: Yes, you are?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wholeheardly, it sounds like you're insecure that they can
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: do different things.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: But like she said, that was the reason that they
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: ended up breaking up.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: It sounds like you're insecure.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, but it's not his money. It's his parents' money,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: his family.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: His family's money. The family is wealthy, his family, it's
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: the kids family's money.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they are that family are their grandkids.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: And then when you was with him, and I'm sure
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: that you banged some of those benefits. But now that
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: you're not with him anymore and your kids is getting it, Oh,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: I don't want them to grow.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: Up spoil and I think and that's like she didn't
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: say stop, she just said it's a violent a little
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: bit much?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: Why because what's much?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Why would mean? Yeah, yeah, I'm just throwing that out there.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: Why is it too much? Is it is he? Is
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: he acting different?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Is he exactly like be acting spoiled?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: I'm saying maybe they're coming from a point where like,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: like she said, like she can't keep up with that,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: so like nobody. Maybe there's an expectation that that the
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: kids have. So when the kids come back to her,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: they can kind of feel like, we don't really want
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: to be here, we'd rather be over there, and it's
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: kind of like I'm not well off like that.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 5: That's a conversation, and that's that's something.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: Well she tried to go to the husband or the
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: ex husband, and he was like, not even what are
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: you That's something you explain to your kids. But she
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: said they're just now getting to that age where there's
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: where they're seeing it.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, do you you still if they're getting to
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: the age where you're seeing it. Now it's time for
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: you to talk about it, like, hey, this is how
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: things work here, this is what's here.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: Now they're starting to be and I mean their kids.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: You know, kids are gonna be kissed. But that's gonna
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: happen whether they were super rich or not. Like they
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: could be not as rich but just be spoiling them.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you think that think that ultimately I go.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, I think it's ultimately the the gap,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: like they wealthy gifts and wealthy experiences. That's a big
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: difference between. That's like going from Trump style living to
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: what we're doing. Honestly, Like there's like a big difference.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: It's just such a large disconnect.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 5: And it's just like, but if so, this is what
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: I'm saying.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: If they're that wealthy, the gifts ain't gonna stop them
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: from noticing just if they ever go.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: Visit they're not. But the parents were understanding. They're like,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: oh okay, because.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: You got to be understanding even though the mom says
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: some dumb shit because their mom.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: And the thing is like the grandparents, grandparents, the grandparents
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: have to follow it because Okay, this is their mother,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: So like I'm not going to overstep their mother's boundaries like.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: Exactly, but I mean think about it, like think about it,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: like like the mom is trying to discipline them with
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: the gifts, and it's like, you didn't buy this, My
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: grandparents bought this. And you're not even married to my
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: dad anymore. Okay, now, that type of stuff.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: But you see, if it becomes that, then okay.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: Maybe that has happened.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: But I mean, well I don't know that because she
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: didn't say it. So what I'm saying it sounded like
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: from what if she's just describing she's a little insecure
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: about the wealth gain.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: Sure, so and if that's the only thing that's here,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: then that's a.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: You problem, Like get it over that shit, get another job.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: Because your insecurity.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, you're kids of all the things that they
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: could have and experiences because you don't you feel like, oh.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: It's a gap.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: Yep, it's a gap. But also her, she might be
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: feeling like her kids are becoming disconnected from her.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: That's that's her, that's her problem. That's her problem. Because
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: you don't need you don't have to.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: You can create your own experiences with your kids.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: She can but she can't keep up with it financially.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: But that nobody's asking to be financial. Can notice things,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: but at the.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: End of the day, they just like being boys, doing stuff,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: doing stuff with them. Mmmm.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: She might not feel that like they She might not
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: feel that way all year that she might feel she
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: I can only go by what we were told.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm going by. From what I'm told is
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: there have been no behavioral things that show this.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: So it sounds like she's insecure because she feels like
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: you can't keep up and now you want to deprive
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: your kids of all the experiences that they can have,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: not all of them, but toning it down, well, I'm
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: just saying you're limiting limited the things that they could
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: experience or have. Sure because you you feel a kind
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: of way, and it's like that that sounds like you're
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: putting your feeling for what. Yeah, and then you're saying,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: like I what's best for the kids. Is it what's
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: best for the kids, or is it what's best for you?
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: So you need to get over that ship because a lot.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: Of people wish they had a super rich baby dad.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: So facts my steak is too juicy and my butter
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: lobster's too buttery.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: Shut up.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: See you need to shut then.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: And then they come home to Salisbury's steak. I can't compete.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 5: If it's seasoned right, it probably would be better. M.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: I like steak.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: Was the kids they didn't really like they know the
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: toy and ship, but it's like they don't really care
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: about I don't know what trips.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: They go on.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: But like unless the kids are coming at you with
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: something like hey, mommy, can I have this? And she's like, no,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: you can't have this, or whether not just ask my
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: grandparents for if it's something like that, yeah, now it's
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: but if it's just they're giving them stuff.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: M Yeah, and like it's her excess family, so yeah,
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: maybe she does feel like a little bit of.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: Envy because she's not getting it no more.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: Wars that or just this is the fact that like,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: oh this is from that side of the family. It
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: could be a little bit in this.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: As long as as long as their attitude saying kids
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: will have just as much fun as at the fun Flex.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: Wherever they're like her grandparents is taking like just as
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: because kids.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: Taking the Disney What was the other what was the
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: other version of Chuck E cheese.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: That's exist no cheese.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: And there was another place that was not Chuck E cheese.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: David oh Man.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: No, it was like it was like a play on
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: Chuck E cheese.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: But it was it was and it was around here,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: but it was not chuck che I remember what you're
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 4: talking about around here? M hmm, yeah, where where was it?
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: I want to say it was Pen Salkin m but
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: it was not Chuck E cheese.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, next question, did I ask this question? Let's see
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: what you got. I'll finance yo, long time listener, first
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: time asking a question. I've been a listener for the
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: last three years and a big beater for a year.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: You guys convinced me without trying to start my own podcast,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: and I was wondering what advice would you give all
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: your past selves or someone that is starting a podcast
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: for the first time. I appreciate you guys, keep up
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: the good work, and I gotta say it to shut
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: the fuck up Keenan. Ps. I was rewatching some of
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: your old videos and damn y'all used to flame Keenan
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: for not having a job.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: Mike used a flame keenan for not have a job.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just it was just me.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: So you see see see see with me, all right,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: say we might have had jokes, but Michael Dragon.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 5: I would I don't know.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: That's why he's getting you back talking about putting in
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 4: the coming out of the bag. I don't know.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: But yeah, any advice past Elves podcast.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: Be consistent.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's the main thing.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: That's that's always because a lot of people it's like
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: it's the most simplest thing to say, but like it's
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: the hardest thing to follow because people like you'll like
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: release a couple of episodes, you know, people whenever somebody
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: starts a new podcast, I'm sorry, like i'm finding or
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: I'm seeing the support is great on the on set,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: and then there's a dip, right because a lot of
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: those people are like your friends or whatever. They starting
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: for a couple of episodes and then they did and
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: then you're kind of you're in like a little strange
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: zone and a lot of people give up in that time.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: So it's like you gotta get consistent, and you gotta
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: be diligent.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: And if if if you have something, it will.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: Eventually show mm hmm. There's not a lot of really
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: good podcasts that people don't listen to. I'm finding like
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: usually now are there a lot of bad podcasts a lot.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: Of people listen to? For sure, there's not a lot
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: of good podcasters don't have no listeners.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: That ship was called Silly Willies.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: Silly Willies?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: Heard of that ship?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: Shilly Willies?
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: I've never heard, never at all.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, it was called silly Willies and it was in Pennsaugen.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: You never heard that. It was a knockoff version of Geez.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: I never even heard. I thought I heard of it. Nah,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: I never.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. What the fuck is oh ship?
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: I knew better than that, silly I'm gonna go to
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: goddamn silly Willy. Now imagine if she was like, because, like,
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: can we go to chuck e cheese?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: We can't go chuck cheese, but I can't take you
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: somewhere else, silly, you can't take the chuggy cheese.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do want to go to Grandma's house because
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 5: you can't even take the chuck cheese.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm, silly, yeah cheese.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: M This chunky cheese is The Four Seasons Yo, Why
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: is somebody selling a Silly Willy's Game token on eBay
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: for twelve ninety five?
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: But that's in exclusive right now?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: He told you put it in a bed. Was in Penshauken, Yeah,
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: penshalk in New Jersey.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 4: H This one might have to be a beater brigade question.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: It said, what's black mom math? For example, you ate
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: food in this house equals you're not starving. Stop complaining.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: What's black mom math?
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 5: Black mom math? Is the door is open, the light
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: belt just went up three hundred dollars.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: Black, black mom?
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: Man, you're cooling down all outside.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: Black mom math. Is five miles over the speed limit.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: Twenty seven miles over the speed limit.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, black mam. Math has always been you ain't do
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: the dishes because he was on that phone. You need
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: your homework, he's on the phone. You ain't do this
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: because he's on the phone. It was always because I
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: was on the phone.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: Where are you on the phone?
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: My phone couldn't even do shit. I had minutes?
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 5: The fuck was I doing? Snake man?
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe my phone?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: Black mom?
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: Black mom math? Hey mom, I'm hungry. Well, you better,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: you better make yourself a pen of buttery. And jelly sandwich.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: I don't want that. Thinking not hungry, true, m m.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: If you're not hungry enough to eat whatever we got
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: in the house, you ain't hungry, then I really you
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: don't want it matter?
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 6: Not hungry really, which as an adult, as an adult,
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 6: it makes sense as an adult, you know what, But
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 6: as a starving teenager quote unquote, starving, starving because in
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 6: a lavish five bedroom house, and I was starving.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: As an adult, how many times you you go through
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: your pantries, go through your refrigerator, your freezer, like I don't.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: Want none of this, ship buy something else, preps and
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: didn't eat it. It's sitting in the fridge right now.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 4: I don't want to go bad.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 5: I just made that.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: I just made it. I just made it.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: But all right, black mama, black mam man. Okay, okay, okay,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: let's see.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of these. It's a lot of these.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: It's we can always say, beat question. We'll get back,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: We'll get back. Yeah. I already know the answer for
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: this one, but I'm gonna ask it anyway. I recently
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: started smell I don't just read it as it says.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: I recently started buying smecks toys, and I get to
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 4: I get why women don't be looking for a man.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 4: This ship is advanced. Have y'all ever bought or owned
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: smex toys?
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: She like a sex to multiple sex, multiple smecks toy.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: Instead of saying sex, it was TikTok comments.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 4: I guess so.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: Multiple so you can say sex. It's fine.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: I gotta beat his box full of them?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: What full of them? How many of you got, keenan,
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: you got enough for all of us?
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: Actually, yes, he accidentally kicked that box. The whole ship.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: That vibrating shaking off.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: Nothing vibrates, nothing vibrates.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: Baby.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: I want to get one of the little automated John,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: like the John with the handles on the side. No,
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: that's too much.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: No, but it's like a little washing machine, so.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: Like it got like the little black like got the
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: little thing for your phone up topic you just hold.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: That's gonna fly your brain.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: No, I want the one uh thirty five MILLI show
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: with the fucking cucumber inside of it. And this ship,
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like, why is it so sticky?
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: But you want it?
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 4: Though? I do, freaking dude, I do, I do.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: I've never. I've never bought a sex your sex corny.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: I just never bought a sex to it for myself.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 4: No, yeah, someone else.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: I've never even bought a sex toy for someone else.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: I already had the toys. I have to buy it.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: But sometimes you grab something new to experiment.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: You ever use these? You ever seen one of you?
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: Ever used one of these bad boys?
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: Hey, I got some for it.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: This is Martha Gerald your room, Santa Claus. No, I've never.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 4: It's just it's just the arm, just.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 5: The baby arm, the baby arm, the apple. That ship
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: is crazy.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: Get you when I need a little get you some
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: smeck stys bro I get you some smecks toys.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm opposed to.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 5: I just.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, man, like sex is, Yeah,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: I just it doesn't to me. It doesn't have to
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: turn into like an extravagant you know what I'm saying.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of work, Michael, if you just don't
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: take the cap off that and that's how you know
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: he's falling asleep because.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: He's just over there sucking at nothing.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's that's what I've noticed that though, when
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: you're falling asleep. That's what you do.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 4: He just wanted he wanted a little extra taste anything
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 4: left in here.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: And it was now in the next episode we go
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: see them have that same cup that you see it
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: is empty heat.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 5: Question? Yeah all right, and the eyes gonna gonna look around.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 4: Well, don't you say, oh, you know, wow?
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: What is that next question?
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 4: And at the end of the day, the day's little
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 4: like my just let me if you want me to
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 4: read this question that is in front of me, I
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 4: will because it says, would you rather be morbidly or
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 4: obese or have to wear glasses?
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: He does fault who asked that?
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 4: Ship?
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: That was really the quest?
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 5: The question once you said, all you know is time
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 5: to go, and I.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: Was about to skip it. I'm surely going in.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: Hey, yea, they said would you have to be Michael?
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 4: Yo?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: Who asked that? But you don't even have glasses on today,
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: so don't even know they weren't talking to you.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 4: You need them.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: You have him one. He has contacts in.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: We got a live show coming next month's lights that
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: you buy tickets for that? Don't you just buy it
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 3: off a website? If you left you the person send
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: in that question you definitely buy from the third party sites.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 4: Tickets are three hundred dollars.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 5: Tickets are eight hundred dollars for you and you alone.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 4: The tickets is the price of an eye glass.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 5: Yes, good one.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 2: Make sure you got more personal trainer whichever you use
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: you fire.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, make sure you guys work. Subscribe to the Patreon
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 5: wherever you can.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 5: Make sure you do it through the website, not the app,
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: Which is crazy.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: How the ap attacks leave review?
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we forget to do I mean, yeah, guys.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 5: YouTube YouTube closing on that nineteen k m hm. So yeah, guys.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 3: Oh brother, we'll see you next week's same time, saying
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: place bye bye bye bye.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't see the.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 4: Said, oh yeah he was. He was dumb up, they said.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 4: The masculinity just left his voice as every second one
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 4: on prop he was just like.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 5: Something something, something, something.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: Like scared.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 4: It feels all weird to know I'm scared, turn a
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 4: bitch scared. Don't tell me.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: I pulled it off the bone right now, tenders.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 4: Right now, he's like, why are you moaning into my ears?
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 5: Something I can take?
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: The comment section is off the bone right now, I said,
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: I had to turn my volume, so the popped so
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: the popped