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Show #155 GateLeaping with BFYTW · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck You That's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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Hello, and welcome to Because fuck You That's why the only panel Well
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no, that's not correct. We're not the only panel show inspired podcast.
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We're not even the only panel show inspired podcast in the room. What because
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today we have with us that Matt and Auger from the gate Leapers. Crap.
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Hello, I would applause. Hi. Oh uh, so we were
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talking before the show about how excited we were to find each other, um,
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because we legitimately thought we were the only ones. Uh and even weirder
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because you know, we're all Americans, you know, we we only have
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access to British panel shows through YouTube and listens. Um. But Matt is
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a bona fide expat from across the pond. Yeah. This is not an
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accent I'm putting on show. This is what it is. It is an
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accent Newly just just an excellent actor, God damn it, authentic Britt because
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you know, Colin and Crunchy are both faking it too, so there has
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to be a real British person out there somewhere. Uh, they exist,
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I know. Anyway, Let's get to uh the introductions. Oh, you
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know, one thing we didn't do before the show was figured out. How
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are we going to do teams? Did we want to did we want to
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go panel show versus panel show? That there's some drama in that? Isn't
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that there is a nice narrative. And even though we respect everything you do
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because you that's why we're willing to make it a bit of a rivalry here
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and we can find out which panel show is the best panel show. Oh
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all right, Oh no, I'm going to remain as impercial as ever.
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We're gonna love mercy, all right, all right, So I guess that's
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the way we're gonna do it. We'll start with the home team as it
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were. Uh, he's a gamer and a storyteller, and he's my youngest
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frend. It's Augy hi there. It always feels so wrong hitting the crowd
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cheer for yourself. Yeah, so what the hell do you do? I
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don't know. And I'm just saying, you know, I think everybody's under
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the impression, or at least understands by this point that it's not a real
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crowd. Wait a minute, I mean we we literally can't fit that many
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people in the show. Just saying just logistically it's not gonna work. Yeah,
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all right, fair enough? Um okay, so um, I guess
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I will ask a question that you probably won't have an answer too, because
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I don't know how exposed you ordered this sort of thing. But I will
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ask, what is your favorite panel show? Oh? Eight out of ten
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cats? I was gonna say that isn't us but yeah, yeah, eight
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out of ten cats. Just just just eight out of ten cats the original
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or eight out of ten cats does countdown? Does? Okay? There you
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go. That's what I was looking. I'm horrible at math, but I
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love that game. Oh my god. Just making people who are not known
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for being uh, I don't know intelligencia, I guess, although some of
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them do insanely well, like Lee mac Joe Brand and even John Richardson usually
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gets a lot of really good words and math in there. I'm just saying
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i'd be shit. I'd be absolutely shit. I could probably manage the math
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moment most of the time. That it's the worst the words. Really,
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it's a letter. So if you got to be able to quickly like rerange
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stuff in your brain, find something that exists. But anyway, yeah,
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no, good choice. Absolutely love at a ten casts countdown. Um,
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we haven't done anything based on that yet, but I imagine we're going to
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rip it off in a box. We have done, we have, we
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have done it started. Yeah, it used to be our tiebreaker. Well
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you know, come on, dude, we have they don't have an advantage.
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It's okay, um, I yet it's a little late. I didn't
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bring anything from home in a box. I don't have two separate boxes.
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Handy. We'll figure it out later. Uh. In any event, So,
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Augiah, I imagine you're going to be the captain of this team like
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you were last time we had a b F Y two W versus another podcast.
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All right, yeah, so and your teammates and your inferior for at
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least this episode. Uh, he's a podcaster and a veteran and as it
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turns out, he's a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie. Yah. See.
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It didn't feel bad at all for me to hit the button for myself.
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I was down for it, of course. Yeah. I mean you've probably
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done horrible things to yourself while listening to that sound on repeat. Okay,
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just checking just uh, beautiful things, beautiful things. Yeah, I'm sure
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to somebody it was beautiful, not me. I wish he'd stopped sending me
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the video. Cbuh, same question. I know it looked like he stole
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your answer, but you can say the same thing. You just got to
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explain why it's your favorite. Yeah, it's it is. I actually introd
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as Aaron introduced me to panel shows. I introduced Augie into these shows,
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and I went through a string of countdown like we had it playing every single
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night for two hours outstairs. Made the family watch it, and they were
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all getting into the games. And I'm really good at math in my head.
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I don't know why. I can just figure it out. The numbers
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don't cross, but they're there somehow at the end of it. And I
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always felt like I know things they don't. For the first time ever,
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I know numbers. And then the second round comes by and I get stomped
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by letters, so I feel like, Okay, I'm back to where I
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was. But it's fun. The whole family gets involved in it, and
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seeing that happened to something none of them have seen before. It was really
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cool, kind of beautiful, all right, very good, very good,
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all right. And the other team, of course, is the gate Leaps.
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I guess I'll start by asking which of you two would like to be
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the captain of your particular team. Oh, I feel like Oh no,
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I was gonna say you because I think or maybe I should be, because
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I do think i'll probably be. I'm not gonna dead weight. Sounds a
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little bit too share myself. But if I were the captain Living White,
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Living Living Wight, yes, but that way I would have I would have
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at least a title live way. Yeah, well, your captain on show,
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so I am you should be ready to be a captain. I was
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just thinking, I'm not used to being a captain, so I don't know
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what that's like. Yeah, I think you're probably gonna do better than me,
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and so I was gonna like give you both, but no, no,
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I'll be captain because you'll probably do better than I would. Okay,
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all right, we'll see um. So we'll start with the captain high Andra,
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Hello, Hello, please to meet you. I'm so excited to have
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the two of you on today. And same question. I don't know how
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he maybe I don't know if you watched them before you and Matt were a
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thing, or if that's just it's something that he brought with him. But
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do you have a favorite panel show? God? Yeah, well I like
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all of them. This is the problem, and I've seen some debate whether
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certain things are or are not panel shows, right, But I love Taskmaster.
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Yes, yes, it is so much fun because there's always like a
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couple of mainstays on every season, but a couple of people that like I
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hadn't heard of either because they were like before I started watching shows like this
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or up and coming type people. So there's always people I like, always
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people that I'm going to discover and probably like yeah, yeah, I haven't
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been disappointed yet. Like you know, every single every single season has brought
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something amazing and I've just I adore that show so much, so well picked.
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Yeah, I'm sure there's some people out there who would argue that it
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doesn't belong among the reins of panel shows, But I mean it has a
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panel. It has a panel of people on it playing a silly game for
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faky points. So I mean you can't really get any more panel show e
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than that. Really, Wait, the points aren't real there either. Oh
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yeah, there's no stakes here. Nobody wins anything. I'm sorry, Um,
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it's just the way it is, man. It's a panel show.
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What do you want? H? I keep trying, all right? Uh
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and uh Audrey's teammate uh and usual host of the gate Leapers, it's Matt.
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I'm mad, oh Way did not give him. Here's the here's the
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thing. When I went to go hit it for Audrey, it didn't work.
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I'm so sorry. But then when I went to go with click it,
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then I clicked it too hard, And then on different men you came
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up and I knew. I knew this was going to happen. I just
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knew that we were going to fail the gate Leapers. We were we were
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letting them down, and you need to stop. The gate Leabers are guests
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you moren I'm sorry I didn't. I didn't need the crowd, crowd noise.
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I could do this, We could do it for you. Who this
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this is even better. I'm amazing. Anything you've got the live crowd didn't
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give you the fake crowd. Who needs that? Wow? Right? Um?
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I'd say this show was going off the rails, but it's never on
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the rails. Um? Was that the same question? Do you have a
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favorite panel show? I mean it is also a out of ten cats does
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Countdown? But they said everything that could be said about it. It's amazing.
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Um So I'm gonna give another one just to shout out another panel show.
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I've really enjoyed a Question Team recently. Yes, yes, I've been
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a big fan of that. Oh my god. Um so Uh they had
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an episode where a Mazy Adam was on and I adore a mazy Adam.
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But before she was famous, she went on the chase against Paul Senna and
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did very very badly. Uh and uh an on quest an episode of Question
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Team and Mazie Adam on and surprised her. Rosie Jones it was actually who
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made this happen. Uh surprised her by forcing her to answer questions from false
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and at a gift points, which was the most amazing things like watching someone
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get surprised roasted us one of one of my favorite things I've ever seen.
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Her moment in your life that you still think about, an embarrassing it again
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and better yet, he asked her the question she got wrong. It's amazing.
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Uh yeah, no, absolutely, shout out to the Question Team.
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Great show. Um, and I'm finally your host. I'm pants Sara.
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I'm gonna be leading these teams through three games of varying silliness which every team
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has the most points at the end of the game, wins gets at best
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an unearned sense of pride. Um. Okay, and yeah, so's it's
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the best stakes we can offer, I'm afraid. And as for me,
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I don't know. If I had well, I definitely have a favorite.
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Audrey stole it. It's Taskmaster one thousand percent. That show is just no
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listen, you can have it. It's incredible. I would give that show
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to everyone if I could. Uh, it's incredible, absolutely astonishing, like
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fourteen series in so there's like a ton of it um. And we've actually
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done Taskmaster episodes ourselves, which have also been crazy fun. Yeah, so
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a lot of work, a lot of work, but crazy fun. So
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I can wholeheartedly endorse that. Shall we get to some games? Yes,
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yes, let's play. Let's play. And because this is panel show versus
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panel show, what other kind of show could we do except a panel show
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themed panel show? So we're gonna play three games from or modified from panel
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shows. And we're gonna start with Lampoon the Last seven Days, which has
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no connection whatsoever to mock the week. Legally, I'm going to take three
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facts or figures from major news stories, and I'm going to present them to
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you as the answer to a question. You can whenever you like, you
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know, jump in and improvise a question for the answer that I give you,
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kind of like Jeopardy, but you're trying to be funny. You get
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nothing if you're correct. If you're correct, way to go. You're a
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smartie, but no points. You got to be funny to get points on
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this show. So the funniest question that I hear before I shut everything down
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and move on to the next one, we'll get the point for that answer.
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First team to win two answers will win the game and earn themselves one
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episode point. Is that clear any confusion whatsoever? Anything anyone wants to ask
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before we jump in? Captain, I'm sorry if I screw anything up,
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but I'll back you on anything. You're doing this individually. The captain thing
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is just for later on. Down with me, Okay, you can improvise
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whatever, you can, jump in whenever you want to. Thank you trying
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not to speak over anybody, that's all uh and uh. Here is your
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first answer. If this is the answer, what is the question? The
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answer is three hundred and seventy three days. What is the question? And
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I'll start you off with a teaser, just something for me. This doesn't
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count for points or anything. How long does it usually take for me to
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realize that a woman I was speaking to was flirting with me? I think
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that's accurate too. All right, Stevie, what you got? How long
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it took me to wobble around the block? That's it? I'm trying again.
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I'm trying to lottle bars, little bars man, everybody else? Come
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on you guys, all right, who's up? Anybody got anything? Is
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it? How long before I back in correspondence from the US government about my
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being Yes, accurate, yeah, accurate. I'll get like a new message
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like once a year that's like, hi, we need this from you.
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I'm like, I sent you that two years ago. Oh okay, and
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then that okay was sent an entire year after everything else. M yeah,
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yeah, that's our government for you. Anybody else I've got? How long
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it's going to take me to recover from episode three of the Last of Us?
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Oh? Oh my, that's good. That's good. Yeah. Episode
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three was pretty rough from what I understand. UM, haven't seen it myself,
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but I played the game. I know where it's going. Good?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Stevie, what do you got? Okay?
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It's how long Aaron needs a vacation from our show? Oh my god,
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Oh my god, just the thought was spending an entire year. I'm free.
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I can have something like Kermit on my own. You do comment impressions
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on y'all show too. Accidentally I got one. I think Matt had well
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or just piping in about that is? Do you want to go oky?
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Oh? Sure? How long it took Aaron to break out that Kermit the
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frog joke? I don't know. Uh, Matt, I just laughed because
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it was a nice little call back. That's very nice. My brain is
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just primed to laugh at anything that references. That's fair, that's fair.
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That's how I get all my limbs. Is it how long before the five
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of us will find another podcast that also is a panel shot? Nice?
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Maybe? Maybe? I mean it feels accurate. We been doing this for
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three years now, I've just found you. Uh, Stevie, what do
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you got? How how long or how awkward you feel after Stephen makes an
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uncomfortable joke? Uh yep, yep, I'm gonna need three hundred and seventy
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three days after that one. Uh, okay, no more, I'm gonna
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cut it off. There. I think the funniest one I had, at
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least the one that's still stuck in my head, is Audrew's reference to the
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last of us. Uh. So, I'm gonna give the point to the
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gate leabers for the first one. Well done. You can rest on my
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laurels. They are nice and comfy laurels shaped like cushions. Okay, so,
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uh that's one point to the gate leabers. By w get it together.
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Come on, let them have that first one. Yea. If you
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let them have this one too, then they win. Here is your next
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answer. If this is the answer, what is the question? One point
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six billion? One point six billion? Is it? How many spy balloons
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is the US shot down? Yep? Yep? Uh stevie. How many
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bottles of that auto tan trump uses? I like it? I like it?
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Um, I got one. I'm gonna riff off Matts cool? How
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many balloons do you rednecks shoot down? Now? Screaming? Damn you China
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little red balloon got him? But it's my birthday. I see that it's
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made from China. Red. There see how can everything be made there?
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I don't understand because we're shunt paying our workers. Oh yeah, it's not
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funny, but it's true. One point six billion workers. What is one
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point six billion unpaid workers? Anything else? It was just gonna go really
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dark. Don't go dark, don't go dark, don't go dark. Don't
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you gonna do how many Valentine's IM gonna buy you this year? It just
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passed, so I got a year to do this ship doesn't give me the
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point? Damn it? Mm hmmm, oh sorry, Audre, go ahead.
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Oh. I was just gonna say, how much money, um,
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does Elon Musk pay himself per tweet? That might be real? How much
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money does Twitter lose everything? That's definitely um? How much should I get
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a bill for when I went to the hospital with a broken wrist? There
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we go, Welcome to the US. I mean, I'm trying to think
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of a disparaging one against the UK, so I'm not just taking but there's
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not it's not so hard man, how much the UK? No, I
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was gonna say, how many homes have gone without power in the past,
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how many prime ministers if they had in the past year. That's one too.
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That's pretty funny there you go, take old country. How much of
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the taxpayers money with it just remodeling in the royals rooms? How many milliseconds
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Trust was in office? How much more money does Rishi Sunac have than the
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entire UK government? Oh my god? Yes, Oh okay, I am
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gonna have to I think I'm gonna call it there. I think we just
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about wound it down. Uh and uh, regrettably, perhaps I'm gonna have
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to give the point to Matt for his brilliant spy balloon joke. So that's
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that's two points for gate labors. Uh, they have won. Very nice
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you and your current events. But I still have a prompt left. Oh
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yeah, prompt I would like by t W two at least try and get
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some pride out of this. Uh. If they have any left, who
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knows. But if you guys are up for one more, let's try prompt
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number three, which would have been, uh, if this is the answer,
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what is the question? Thirteen percent? M oh and to give you
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guys thinking time. And also because I neglected to actually say what the real
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answer to these were, um, three hundred seventy three days is how many
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days it's been since Russia invaded Ukraine. Oh geez, that's depressing. One
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point six billion is how much money the US government has proposed to spend combating
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COVID fraud. Wow, which is kind of crazy. I'm not surprised that
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COVID fraud exists. No, no, no, no, this one was
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fourteen percent. This is thirteen percent? Thirteen yes? Oh geez. What
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is one percent less than fourteen? I was, but I can't use my
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joke. No, I think we'll correct. You could just come at it
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from the other direction. What is one percent more than twelve? What is
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the number of people that are going to laugh at this joke? Roughly thirteent
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of them? Damn well he's doing good now that matter, now that it's
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too late, Now you can't win. I up my game by thirteen percent?
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How much pride do the BFY T to B podcast have left? Yep
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accurate? Wrong? Now, I'm audre. What is the going to be
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the interest rate on student loans after the Supreme Court strikes down? O?
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Oh, oh, man, that hurts soul. It's sad, man,
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that hurt my soul. Glad to not have student loans anymore, I'll tell
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you that much. I'm hoping it's going to be the new super milk is
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the fourteen percent? It's like, just give me all the milk, man,
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Like, why am I only paying for two percent? Why am I
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buy a giant jug? And I'm really only paying for two percent of the
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milk. I shouldn't get like a lot more than two What percentage? Steve
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immediately forgot. I mean it was I'm still I'm still going to give him
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the point right away because that was too funny. That was that was fantastic,
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that was perfect. What percent is the new super milk? Super milk?
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Fourteen? The number before those curious? The real answer was approximately how
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much did Tesla's stock fall after Elon Musk hosted an investor day presentation? Straight
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No, he went and he was like, yeah, Tesla's doing great,
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and here's the other things and blah blah blah, and the investors went,
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nah, get out. Just started selling like crazy, crazy to lose that
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much in a single days. Yeah, especially just being able to keep a
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calendar, just for not being able to organize your own fucking life. It's
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all that cocaine, man, There's too much cocaine. So the gay laborers,
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Sorry, I jumped in the Gay Laborers A one game one uh and
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have taken the first episode point. They're ahead one to zero, but anything
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can change with game two, which is worth two points, and that is
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It's time for part two. Game two is an old favorite on b fy
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TW. It's what I bullshit you. I am not going to ask CB
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and Augie to come up with statements true or false about themselves because, as
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they have confessed to me in private, we're out of shite and Aggie were
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like, we we know everything about each other. Now there's nothing left.
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Yeah, it's just like it's just like David Mitchell, and I'm like,
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I still be on this show. Yeah, exactly. Um, So I
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am going to make three statements, and each team is going to individually decide
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whether that statement is true or a lie. To be the fairest I possibly
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could to the best of my knowledge, these two do not have pre knowledge
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about what I'm about to say, So you'll be on even ground. Um,
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and each correct guess is worth a point. Um, and the team
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with the most points wins the game and earns two episode points. And if
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you tie, you'll both get the two episode points. Uh so, here
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we go. Here's my first statement. I once got out of being handed
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a religious pamphlet by pretending I couldn't read. So feel free to ask me
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questions and interrogate me about that statement. Oh that's awesome. What a faith
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was it? What was it? I think it was just a garden variety
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Christian. It might have been Lutheran. I know there's a Lutheran sect.
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Yeah sect, sure in the area. Because we ourselves it wasn't you convert
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to Christianity. We have the best sects about That's how they get them that's
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how they get them, you, miss heart. I don't have a room
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shot about when was this recently? Okay, No, this was a long
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time ago. I would have been fourteen. I was working as a bag
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boy at the supermarket. I think I can legally say who they are because
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they're defunct now, they don't exist anymore. You say that next you,
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No, I'll get a lawsuit to my dress, all right? To say
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it rhymed with Moobilie. Ah, you worked at Bobie at the world's first
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and only strip club slash supermarket. Get your produce and have a little candy
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on the side with an eye by the way, lovely? Oh odd in
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any of it. Yeah, it was my first ever job, and I
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was I was being trained, and I stood behind my trainer and I was
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just bagging groceries while she was ringing up. And this this older gentleman came
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through, uh, and he tried to hand her a card, and I
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genuinely don't remember what she said to get him too. She's like, no,
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thank you. I think she might have said, I've I've already belonged
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to religion or something. And he handed to me and I don't know what
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made me think of it. But I just I just looked at it and
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I went, I'm sorry, sir, I can't read, and handed it
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back and he took it and he did like a double take, like he
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looked up and then he walked off. It's like, okay, I mean
29:44
all right, UM, that's so nice. The funny part is like my
29:49
trainer immediately turned around and went, you can't read. I can read.
29:57
I had to fill out paper work to get this job. Yeah, yeah,
30:02
exactly, you forged. Somebody forged this paperwork. Have you tried doing
30:07
it again after that time? Did you do it more? Honestly? No,
30:11
Um, it really hasn't happened since then, or at least when when
30:15
they do try to push their religion on me that doesn't come with a pamphlet.
30:21
That makes me immediately go, ah, I know what work. They
30:26
got lots of feedback saying, you know, lots of people can't read around
30:27
here. It turns out we got to have our conversations. Actually, I
30:33
was kind of pissed because last time this quote unquote sort of happened as somebody
30:37
just left it on my under my windshield wiper, and I was like,
30:38
oh, I didn't get a chance to tell him. In any event,
30:44
she just right on there, can't read and leave it. I don't think
30:52
they come back to check and see if it's still there. I mean,
30:56
it's just like absolved. Absolved. What's that word? Don't even try that
31:00
one of you of like any wrong doing it? Like, dude, I
31:03
couldn't do anything with it. I didn't put this year. See, I
31:06
can't read? Did you did you say he has to write a message saying
31:10
can't read? Yeah, until the person's gonna read. Go wait what yeah?
31:15
So he can write, can't read, but he can't read. Dude,
31:17
reading and writing are two different things. Like, I'll get to bless
31:22
you, but poor he was better? Uh, I don't know. I'm
31:30
like, we covered this twenty minutes ago. I'm special man. Wait,
31:37
wait a minute. Always feel like he's gaslighting man, Like what are you
31:41
talking about? Okay, we've only just met. But I love you,
31:47
thank you, I love you too. He was very lovable. All right,
31:51
I'm gonna say that's enough interriation for now. Each team should have enough
31:53
information to decide whether this is true or I'm making it up. Uh so
31:57
uh, and you get to the sign on your own, don't You don't
32:00
have to take the opposite answer to the other teams you want. You can
32:02
take the same answer. It just matters that you're right. So, and
32:07
we will start with a team to be lost the last game. So I'm
32:12
gonna make the gate Leaders go first. Okay, what are we thinking?
32:16
This has a ring of truth to me, if only because when I worked
32:22
in sales, this happened to me regularly. Oh okay, like people would
32:27
hand me tract I did. I did take a DVD from someone. Yeah,
32:34
don't don't need to read to watch a d d Yeah, I did
32:37
take a DVD from someone about how the geography of Washington, DC was going
32:42
to bring a devil a goat devil. Yeah, absolutely took that from someone.
32:51
So this has an air of truth to me and my personal experience.
32:54
No, it sounded true when it was like religious person goes after teenager.
33:00
Yeah that so, yeah, well we'll say true. Okay, so that's
33:13
a true from the gate leapers by what do you say? It sounds like
33:20
something you would do. It really does, but then he'd feel bad about
33:23
it after. The only hang up is his age, the fourteen. You
33:28
don't think he was working. I think you were too young to be that
33:31
clever. Now, he was clever as fuck when he was young. He
33:35
was a wily little bastard. Um. Shoot, I think he made this
33:42
up though. I think you might have him on the age thing, right,
33:45
Yeah, I think that might be the only thing. Devil's Advocate,
33:47
you made it up, all right, so byw is going lie? Yeah?
33:52
All right, well I can reveal that this story is one hunder true,
34:00
so points to Matt and Audre of the Gaily Greece. Very good,
34:07
all right, that's great clever thinking for a fourteen year old. Stuff.
34:12
It just came out of my mouth. I literally didn't like. It didn't
34:15
occur to me. I didn't think about it. I literally looked at it
34:17
and went, I can't read. So I feel like I can't take any
34:23
credit for it. It just came out um in any event, so that
34:29
really did happen in points to Matt and er. There had one to zero,
34:31
but there's still two stories left. You guys can still catch up,
34:35
and you had better. Okay, sorry, sorry, don't hit us again.
34:39
All right, here's your statement number two. I spent forty five minutes
34:45
alone in a jail cell and passed the time by practicing a song from Joseph
34:50
and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. I got a question, Yeah, what brought
34:57
you into this jail cell being arrested mostly checks out. Yeah, it wasn't.
35:07
It wasn't like a it wasn't like a visit, like a tour.
35:10
I'm just like, that's what I thought. They generally don't leave the kids
35:14
in there for forty five minutes. But I was like, out of the
35:16
three of us, like, I was not expecting you to say, you've
35:20
been to jail, stared straight. I'm pretending to not read. Uh.
35:27
So again, I would have been very very young, officer. I couldn't
35:30
read that sign. I was seventeen. Uh, and I had gotten into
35:35
the very bad habit of um uh the word just suddenly left my brain stealing
35:43
from stories and stuff. It started with like computer games, uh and uh
35:51
it just well, it kind of stayed with computer games. And I don't
35:53
think I stole anything else. What are you singing the Technicolor Jesus song while
35:59
you were stealing it too? Or just for no no no? Um So.
36:02
So this went on for a very long time, like several months before
36:07
I got caught. I got, I got, I got caught by the
36:13
security guys at a at a place that is still open, so I won't
36:16
say their name. Probably put their logos of bull's eye um and friendly Yes,
36:25
the friendlies logo, the big bulls eye. Uh. They took me
36:36
into the back office. Uh, you know, they interrogated me. They
36:38
called the police. Police came and picked me up, took me to uh
36:42
the police station, and put me in a jail cell where I sat.
36:46
It felt like longer, but when they pulled me out, they said it
36:50
had only been forty five minutes. And then they let me make my phone
36:53
call and I called for a taxi and went home, and later on I
36:59
was arraigned and had to call MEC record and all that fun stuff. Yeah,
37:02
what what was the value you do you think in total of the amount
37:07
of stuff that you took over like a period of six months, probably about
37:15
three or four thousand dollars at that time at that time, Yeah, three
37:22
or three or four thousand dollars. And that's that in that one that one
37:25
time I got caught, that one go on, that one heist would have
37:30
been about ninety I think, Um, yeah, it was. It was
37:35
never it was never a lot at once. It was usually just like one
37:37
thing. I would steal one thing and then leave. I feel like no
37:39
one's asking the important question. Everyone's focused on the wrong part of this story.
37:44
Which song was it from? Technically dream cout? I genuinely can't remember.
37:50
It was the only song I had because I played Joseph's father, who
37:55
in the musical doesn't have a song, but he no, I'm mister Tim
38:01
the music director. He brought me in on the song that all the brothers
38:07
sing together when Joseph's gone. I don't remember the name of it, but
38:10
it was my only song, so and I didn't have anything else. I
38:14
was just desperately trying to get my mind off the situation. So I was
38:16
just like, I'm just gonna practice this song because I got nothing else right
38:21
now. How many items did you steal this time? It was two,
38:25
okay, but in total unknown Jesus, so let's see, it would have
38:32
been at like roughly fifty dollars a pop, probably sixty cool. I had
38:37
a pretty big collection. And you were how old? I was seventeen at
38:43
that time. I started when I was sixteen, started stealing when you were
38:45
sixteen into seventeen. Stold sixty items. What was your bandit name? I
38:50
didn't have a bandit. No, well he didn't call yourself something like that,
38:52
like you know the computer game bandit. Also, yeah, he was
39:00
panicking in a jail cell singing musical notes. I don't think he was focused
39:05
on the branding. No, no, no, no, it's singing bad.
39:07
What did the other guys you publish this in the crime report? Can
39:12
you tell them my name was the slippery Weasel? Was not on my mind?
39:19
Did not, It did not occur to me. We put the slippery
39:23
Weasel on the jail cell and he starts singing. It's true. I did
39:30
start singing. All right. I think that's about as much interation as we
39:37
need. So each team again needs to make up their minds, and we're
39:39
gonna start with Team B fy tw this time. Oh my god, it's
39:47
just hard to think that you would keep going back to the same place to
39:52
get stuff from I mean, I mean, I get it, but damn,
39:57
that's a lot. That's a lot of risk. Every time I feel
40:01
like it might be a lie, he does it. I'm thinking, man,
40:05
I think this one's gonna be a lie. It just seems like you're
40:08
a smart kid. Man, at fourteen you were like smarty shit, and
40:12
now like three years later you're like on the streets stealing ship. I know,
40:15
man, at fourteen you cann't read. So yeah, good point,
40:19
good point. I had to turn the correct. It all starts of an
40:22
education system, man, if we start the bottom right there at the education,
40:27
so we can fix a lot of problems here. All right, years
40:30
later, so you're saying lie, correct? All right? Uh, Team
40:36
gate Livers, Uh tell me what do you think? Do you think that
40:38
was true? Do you think I was fudging it? I'm personally kind of
40:44
fifty fifty yeah, which is making me want to go with true. Just
40:49
for the contrarian nature of it. Oh yeah, I wanted to go contrarian
40:53
against Oh unless you read. If you really think it's a lie, then
41:00
we'll just say lie. I don't have a I don't have a particular thing
41:07
either way, based on the logic of the story, just on the thing
41:13
of like, gad should I start stealing three thousand dollars ranging a lot?
41:21
Like I would like to think that's something I couldn't get away with. You're
41:28
not in a literate seventeen year old This life isn't for you. Let's go
41:34
with um, it's true because that was your We'll say it's true. Okay,
41:40
so Gate libers say it's true. Team b if IB has gone lie,
41:45
and I'm happy to reveal that this story is a lie. Yeah,
41:51
we're not horrible. I mean, it feels, it feels like a cobo,
41:57
but the story is actually kind of fifty percent true. I did get
42:00
arrested for shoplifting. That's the word I was looking for, and I spent
42:06
I spent forty five minutes in a jail cell. But it wasn't Joseph any
42:08
amazing techicolor dreamcoat. It was Charles Charlie Brown, and it was the song
42:15
Happiness from Your good Man Charlie Brown. Are you serious? Yeah? Wow,
42:20
that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, happiness. Imagine seeing a happiness while
42:23
you're arrested. What's this kid on? Yeah, I'm fairly certain those cops
42:29
thought I was out of my mind to look up see if this kid did
42:34
any other crimes. All right, just make sure, all right? Uh
42:37
So that's one point to each team. So this is either going to be
42:40
the tiebreaker or they'll they'll both wind up with the same score. Who we'll
42:44
find out as statement number three is, I once skipped an entire day of
42:51
school by sneaking into a Model UN field trip despite never having been a member
42:55
of Model U n UM for mass sidivocation. Model UN is a thing schools
43:01
would do UM where you would pretend to be the UN. It was kind
43:06
of like a debate club almost we did. We did Model EU, but
43:10
then I think we stopped doing it now. Yeah, so I would imagine
43:14
it would be very similar to that. But I was never remember and I
43:17
snuck into the field trip um which cultry did you get you? Yeah?
43:23
I was? I was Luxemburg. Yeah, I was Luxemburg, really inconspicuous
43:32
country. I gotta sneak something kind of made up sounding Luxembourg export to be
43:42
To be fair, I didn't choose it. That country was given to me
43:45
when we arrived. I just assigned you. W Yeah, you're like here,
43:51
you're you're a Luxembourg. I'm like, okay, cool. I guess
43:55
good countries got taken by the kids. He signed up to the club,
44:00
right, do you guys get to play risk after you get your country and
44:01
take each other over? It was all it was all debates and you know,
44:07
sitting around and watching people make serious statements about land mines and shit like
44:14
that, and I checked the packet of information they gave me. Luxembourg had
44:17
nothing to do with landmines. So I just sat there and went all right,
44:21
sure, um can I get a drink? Sure? Yeah, I
44:29
did give a speech. Uh that was fun. Uh each each each country
44:35
was allowed to make a two minute speech on the subject. So I just
44:38
went up there and just bullshitted for two straight minutes. I was like,
44:43
you know about land mine Yeah. I was like, you know, landmines
44:45
are bad. Maybe we should get rid of him. I'm just saying,
44:49
you know, you know, kids, animals could step on those things,
44:53
you know, and that doesn't need to happen. Up with how apathetic Luxemburg
45:00
Internet, I was like, okay, thanks, that's my time. See
45:02
you. Yeah. I mean just sat down and kept eating my chips.
45:07
Um U Luxemburg seems pretty chill. I was pretty chill. I was like,
45:14
I just had the whole day off. I'm just like sitting around.
45:19
Oh. I was just asking if you had any core allies Luxembourg, like
45:23
good friends with I seemed to recall the information packet having that information, but
45:30
I really didn't give a shit. It was just I was just kind of
45:34
like, okay, cool, you know this is fun. Um like,
45:38
was it skipping school for a specific thing? Like were you writing something at
45:43
school that day and you're looking for any way off it? Or just like
45:45
fuck school, man, I'd probably do this. No. I think I
45:47
was just walking along and uh if I recall the way it happened as my
45:52
buddy Tim was like, hey man, what's going on. I'm like nothing,
45:55
just just getting Randy for home room or whatever. And he's like,
46:00
yeah, we're doing this whole model the un trip. We're going up to
46:02
University of Buffalo and I was like, oh cool, can I join?
46:08
He was like, um, you know what, we don't have a lot
46:12
of people, so yeah, why not get in? And I was like
46:15
all right, cool, Like what's happening. We're going for the day.
46:17
He's like yeah the whole day. I'm like sweet signing him and I just
46:22
gotten the bus and I was like, okay, I guess this is what
46:24
I'm doing today. What grade were you this would have been? I want
46:30
to say it was either ten or eleventh. I want to say it was
46:34
eleventh because it did. I didn't give a ship like I did. I
46:37
definitely didn't give a ship that I was missing class, So it must have
46:39
been later in my high school. So I'm gonna say eleventh or twelfth,
46:45
junior or senior. There's no way they were gonna let kindercarnor do that shit.
46:47
No, this this was high school. These were all high school kids
46:52
trying that. Most of them were very serious about their speeches, making me
46:55
think they were going for political careers. And I couldn't give a shit.
46:58
All right, boys and girls, now time, where's erin? Any more
47:02
questions? For I shut the interior? Got one more? Did anybody attempt
47:06
to start a war while you were at the year? No? Nobody declared
47:09
a war. Um, it would have been funny. Uh. I wish
47:14
it had occurred to me, honestly, you know, my classroom full of
47:17
kids. Now one thing, I don't believe this story for a minute,
47:22
But it didn't happen. No. Um, so yeah, I can be
47:24
if I can be topical again kind of cause this, Uh, that bunch
47:29
of kids would have done a bad job of running the world than the current
47:32
paper from the world, Am I right? Am I right? Yeah?
47:37
Ladies? Am I right? I mean they spent all day talking about landmines
47:43
and doing absolutely nothing about them. So i'd say roughly the same, really,
47:49
um, in any event, Uh So I'm gonna go ahead and cut
47:52
the interrogation off there, so each team should have enough information to decide whether
47:55
this is true or a lie. We'll start again with the Gately, what
48:02
do you think was true? It's inspired, it's it's a great move,
48:10
it's a classic high school play. It's very first Beulah, I love it.
48:15
It does align with my understanding of like the model u N kids being
48:20
really earnest about it, like like unbearably earnest about it. So that does
48:27
hold true with my understanding. So yeah, I'm I'm I'm okay with a
48:32
true answer. We'll say true, okay Gate Libris go true by t W.
48:37
I don't know. It's something about it seems off. I mean if
48:42
that late in school, I can see you skipping but not actually doing a
48:45
school a thing, right, I mean, oh said to me um a
48:50
model u N. Though, dude, I don't know, and no kid
48:53
made a joke, and I don't know the kid that got him United States
48:58
wasn't a complete asshole, dead serious. I was the only one there who
49:02
was like bullshitting, like everyone else was giving these very like well thought out,
49:07
you know, very serious speeches. They a lot of them had papers
49:10
with them, you know, so they were reading their their their speeches,
49:14
and I was just like just lead like one arm on the lantern or what
49:19
do you call it, not lantern lectern lectern. Yeah, thank you,
49:23
hey, making up words just to make your side. I am having real
49:27
bad trouble with words today. So I'm just leaning like one arm on the
49:30
lectern going land minds are bad, guys, you know, I'm just saying,
49:32
yeah, yeah, pretty much, great Aaron. Now all those kids
49:38
have very low opinions of Luxembourg. Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah. They
49:46
had such high opinions of Luxemburg before before I showed up. I need to
49:54
answer guys, Okay, we think no, I think you think it's a
49:59
lot. I think it's a lie. Okay, team by t B says
50:04
it's a lie team Gatelybris says it's true. So one team is definitively going
50:07
to win this game and the other gets nothing, and the team that wins
50:13
and gets two episode points is the gate Leapers. It's true. It's absolutely
50:19
true. I had so much fun yeah, and I just didn't give a
50:24
shit. I just kept going getting up and going back to the vending machine
50:29
to get another drink and some more snacks, and I would sit back down
50:30
and just listen to these people give speeches and just I'm like, I wonder
50:35
how the other kids in the English class are doing today. It's groom.
50:38
I got twenty dollars with the snacks. Motherfucker, just with my at soda
50:45
and cookie. It's just the story. I party crashed. Hey, you
50:50
mock up the hell? It was great? It was great? Uh so
50:54
uh that is two more episode points of the gate Leapers. They are running
50:59
away with it and I am disappointed but not surprised. Every it's like every
51:07
week, I'm disappointed but not surprised. Gateleabers have three points, but BFY
51:14
tw has one last chance to tie this up. We're gonna play game three.
51:17
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52:08
It's time for Game three. Game three is going to be four out
52:13
of five dentists, no relation whatsoever to eight out of ten cats. That
52:19
is a brilliant name. I thought you'd like it. It's the American version,
52:24
that's that's that's the stat we always got was four out of five dentists
52:28
approve. Um. I always wanted to ask that one guy, why didn't
52:32
you join him? Um? Never? Cats never find out who the fifth
52:37
dentist was. Hey, there's a great band name, the fifth dentist.
52:44
I don't know. Write it down. Okay, we'll use it for something,
52:49
all right. So our game is four out of five dentists. I'm
52:52
going to ask five survey questions such as what percentage of Americans believe in ghosts?
52:58
Blah blah blah. I don't know the correct answer to that. That's
53:00
why it's a sample. But one team, one team is going to guess
53:07
the exact percentage out of a hundred, But then their opponents are going to
53:12
decide whether they think the correct answer is actually higher or lower than what was
53:16
bid. If they're correct, they win the survey. Otherwise the original guessers
53:21
win it. Then teams will swap roles and we'll move on to the next
53:24
survey. First team to win three surveys wins the game and gets three episode
53:30
points. The fy tw needs this to tie. However, Team gate Leavers
53:35
could have a full shutout, which has not happened in a long time.
53:40
We have what do you think called you? Do you feel like making history?
53:47
I feel like trying. Okay, ad a girl? Add a girl.
53:52
That's it's all you need to be on the show. The willingness to
53:54
try, yes, even doing it wrong. All right, let's get into
54:01
our first survey, shall we? According to an IKEA survey, what percentage
54:07
of American households allow phone calls and texting during dinner? Uh? So I
54:15
have the exact answer here. Uh, Team bfy TOW you lost the last
54:19
game. So I'm gonna give you the choice. Do you want to go
54:22
first in guessing the exact percentage or would you rather guess whether it's higher or
54:27
lower? First? To come on, now, you can talk, for
54:32
God's sake, like whispering into your buddies. You're during a podcast is not
54:38
going to work, especially with his headphones on so he can't really hear anyway,
54:43
you might as well talk to him in sign language. It's just as
54:46
good. Don't actually do it. Okay, yes, sir um, we'll
54:54
go second. We'll go second. So you want to you want to guess
54:58
high or lower? Correct? Yeah? Okay, So team gate Leapers,
55:01
tell me what you think the exact percentage would be of American households that allow
55:07
phone calls and texting during dinner? Okay, what do you think? Go
55:13
ahead and talk it out, ultra. You've been in more American households.
55:21
Mine was not standard. I feel like fewer families probably do like sit down
55:29
dinners, you know. Then yeah, my family did so, and then
55:36
a lot of them are probably gonna be like chill vibes. Yeah, it's
55:39
like the percentage that allows So I'm definitely thinking like above fifty percent, Yeah,
55:46
but I wouldn't. I don't maybe sixty maybe like a sixty percent yeah,
55:52
and then forty percent just hot asses who would just hardasses or don't really
56:00
do family dinners, you know. So it's like that this is not an
56:02
issue for me, but if they don't do it. They the kind of
56:05
people who would allow it anyway, because they's such a rarity. Also,
56:08
there's a big difference between like a phone call and a text. I feel
56:12
like a text is like, oh yeah, I'm just firing one of these
56:15
often still engaged in the conversation that's happening at the dinner table. Yeah,
56:17
But a phone call definitely feels like business meeting. Like you know how teens
56:24
are these days, you know, just now, it's absolutely those phones.
56:32
You know, the teens. Oh, I see, you're getting yourself into
56:36
the mind those teens and their phones. Seventy uncomfortable or don't say sixty,
56:45
We'll say six, We'll say sixty. All right, it's locked in sixty
56:50
percent, says the Gate leaders by t W. What do you think do
56:52
you think the actual percentage is higher or lower than that? And why there's
56:57
those who allow that allow that allows the percentage that allow phones and phone calls
57:02
and texts like dinner calling me at all to begin with, let alone during
57:07
time I'm eating. That would just infuriate me so much. But it's not
57:12
necessarily calls. It just being on your phone, right, No, it
57:15
said phone call and texting? Oh, phone calls antting, Okay, I
57:20
think I think it's a lower number than seventy would allow it in I don't
57:24
just just to keep things fair, they said sixty sixty, numbers are different
57:30
in my brain. Um, I think it's in sixty as well. Yeah.
57:39
The truth of that statement that numbers are different in his brain is,
57:45
I mean cats does countdown answers past his brain goes to some other dimensions.
57:54
All right, guys, what do you think? Man, it's gotta be
58:00
lower, gotta be lower. I mean our households a little lax with that,
58:05
but yeah, but it's not normally, calls me during dinner. Stake
58:10
first, Well, uh so the gatelabers say sixty percent and by t W
58:15
says lower. The correct percentage is fifty two percent. So first point of
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the game goes to bfy tw worlds run. Good start, all right,
58:27
all right, good start. I will never score another point again. All
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right. So now it's gonna flip. I'm gonna ask bfy tw for the
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percentage and gatelabers you're gonna decide whether it's high or lower. On this survey,
58:39
how stupid are we? According to mccore research, what percentage of Americans
58:46
believe that cloud computing involves an actual cloud. Oh god, people are so
58:53
dumb. I mean really dumb. It's got I was in it. People
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are dumb. Um. Isn't America in the world wouldn't say this is percentage
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of Americans? Americans? Oh God, they're so dumb. Welcome to this
59:15
episode of Roast America. I'm sorry. I feel like I may have been
59:21
somewhat of an influence. I mean, you're not wrong. At least forty
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percent have to believe that, right, I mean I trust your judgment because
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the older age and then the young age don't know enough. I don't know.
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To me, it feels more like a coin flip. But forty percent,
59:36
I guess it sounds That sounds reasonable, right, you want it'll pick
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a different like a number with forty, like a three or some shit forty
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five? Yeah, I mean, you know, mix it up, make
59:49
it difficult for the opponents or being a challenge. All right, See you
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want to go with forty five percent? Yes, all right? By t
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W says forty five percent of Americans thing cloud computing involves an actual cloud.
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This may be like one of my favorite servers ever, Team Gatelyabers what do
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you think do you think the actual answer is higher or lower than forty five
1:00:12
percent? I think that the actual answer is going to be a value that
1:00:19
I deem unacceptable. I do think it's going to be less than forty five
1:00:25
Yeah, I buy that as well. I think I think lower, but
1:00:30
it still will be shockingly high. Yeah, it's going to be an unacceptable
1:00:34
value. I'm not going to request about this point or for saying it's an
1:00:38
unacceptable value, but lower than I would describe it as disappointing but not surprising.
1:00:50
We have a lot of old people. Okay, So team bfy tw
1:00:53
says forty five percent, and the team Gatelybers say it's lower than that.
1:00:58
The correct percent of Americans who believe cloud computing involves a real cloud is twenty
1:01:05
nine. So yeah, like Andre said, unacceptable footnote surprising. Is that
1:01:15
number going up or down? Oh my god? Wow? So yeah,
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nearly a third of all Americans thinks cloud computing. I suppose, like a
1:01:29
lot of technology may as well be magic from the perspective of like not understanding
1:01:34
it. But I mean I still know what NFTs are and I don't want
1:01:37
to know. I mean, yea, yeah, well it's all it's all
1:01:39
passed by now anyway. Yeah, man, I chose twenty five percent as
1:01:44
a joke and now it's just sad anyway. So that's a point to the
1:01:50
gate leabers. It's all tied up, all right, We're gonna swing things
1:01:52
back the other way. Gateleabers. I need an exact percentage from you and
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b fy tw get to say higher or lower? According to you Gov,
1:02:00
what percentage of Americans have gotten back together with a partner they'd broken up with?
1:02:07
Oh? Interesting, yeah, what percentage of Americans say that they have
1:02:14
gotten back together with a partner that they had broken up with? Now it
1:02:17
sounds like a pole decision. But the first time, if I go by
1:02:28
friends stats, um, that's one thir I'm trying to think of, which
1:02:34
how many people in the friends group got back to be with people we got?
1:02:38
Ross and Rachel sorry are very good friends. Chandler being I was going
1:02:53
right along with it. I was like, Oh, she's actually friends with
1:02:58
the friends. If I'm going by the television six metric, all American relationship
1:03:09
questions need to be measured. YEA, Friends notoriously a very accurate representation of
1:03:17
the entire American populace. I'm going to put forward that they're an anomaly because
1:03:23
they just wasn't the point of that show that they just all have sex with
1:03:27
each other and that was the that was the point of friends. But they
1:03:30
start out as friends and then they all become more than Jeffrey, Joey and
1:03:36
Phoebe. Yeah, yeah, Joey and Phoebe. Phoebe doesn't really get together
1:03:39
with anybody from the group. She always has like wild cards. Yeah,
1:03:45
she's she's the wisest. Yeah, still go with half. Screw it.
1:03:50
Half of all Americans have gotten back together? Fine, a third you've talked.
1:03:55
I still think that seems pretty because this is all people who date or
1:04:00
just like old people in America. Uh. It does not say, but
1:04:03
I assume that the survey was about Americans who date because like colloquially, I
1:04:10
don't know anyone who's done this. So I'd say like fifteen percent, like
1:04:16
I'd be much lower. Could we Could we compromise with a twenty because I
1:04:21
just think I've just known stupid people? Yeah? Oh man, so your
1:04:32
friends, so sorry, so sorry on behalf of both of us. Should
1:04:41
we say like twenty four percent? Then should we throw up yeah, let's
1:04:44
go. Twenty four percent is what the gate libers say. Good number,
1:04:48
it's a really good number. Step and a W. What do you think?
1:04:54
I think they use big words when they speak. I don't understand any
1:04:59
of them. I know. I think they're talking in code. Um,
1:05:01
you figure this out. Um, we have to fig us out something to
1:05:04
do instead of whispering into yeah, oh this is just I don't know,
1:05:19
fantastic. I don't know too many people that went back to I don't make
1:05:24
that same mistake twice either, So it's gotta be a null number, like
1:05:27
there's twenty four. You guys said, God, yeah, twenty four.
1:05:32
I almost think they're right on it. Oh, that's gonna be dirty.
1:05:35
They get two points, then, don't they like a bonus point or something.
1:05:40
It just means you can't get the point or lower. All right,
1:05:45
So how do you think captn A. I think the number might be higher
1:05:49
than we could possibly understand. Even we could understand it, it's pretty simple
1:05:58
concept. Why would you do it? I don't know, but a lot
1:06:00
of people do. Maybe it is, so I think it's higher. Okay,
1:06:03
fair enough, I'll go with ye. Hell yeah, all right,
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we got this. We got this higher, labor say says higher, and
1:06:15
the actual percentage of Americans who say they have gotten back together with a partner
1:06:19
they've broken up with fifty one percent. Ball say what, like, I've
1:06:28
known a lot of people who have Wow. Really, and it appears to
1:06:34
be more popular among the dumber ones. Nope, I mean one argument and
1:06:40
I'm done. I'm like, no, I don't deal with stress. It's
1:06:43
like, I don't need this. Go away, America. Respect yourself small,
1:06:48
You don't need to go back to right. Deserve you. Yeah,
1:06:54
do your own growth, like whatever growth you need to do as a person,
1:06:58
and then find someone who respects that growth. All right, So by
1:07:06
tw takes the point. They're up two to one against the gate leapers.
1:07:10
But there's two surveys left. Uh. Here is survey note. You're not
1:07:15
done yet. Here survey number four, and I gotta warn you these get
1:07:18
sexier the farther we go. Okay, so, uh, Survey number four
1:07:24
and b fy tw this is for the game. But you're giving me a
1:07:27
percentage and gate Leapers are going to say high or a lower According to you
1:07:31
Gov, what percentage of Americans say one of the bad habits that they wish
1:07:36
they could change is watching pornography? Why would you change that it's healthy?
1:07:42
And what these The specific thing I'm looking for is what percentage of Americans say
1:07:46
that they watch pornography but it's a bad habit and they want to stop.
1:07:51
Can't be that big of a percentage. I think I could think of as
1:07:55
like a small percentage of people who just should not, Like they don't have
1:07:59
the health to do that all the time, so it's not healthy for them,
1:08:01
did not do it daily, did not do it at all if you
1:08:05
have like bad heart cramplations, Oh bad, No, that's good for your
1:08:09
heart. Cadio for those who can't run, you know, I mean I
1:08:18
can't run high intensity interval training. You gotta hit it giant. I'm gonna
1:08:30
remember that. I totally figure out what the question was. It was one
1:08:38
percentage of Americans watch pornography but think it's a bad habit and they want to
1:08:43
stop and they want to stock good like in the teens. I think it's
1:08:47
in that tenth percentile. Tenth tenth, Wow, I was thinking teens.
1:08:51
The tenth you're gonna give them that big of a window, like just ten
1:08:55
mathematically, but just ten, Yeah, I mean Okay, cool final answer,
1:09:02
yea ten percent? Okay, So gately, Pruce, do you think
1:09:09
the correct answer is actually higher or lower than ten percent? Well, I
1:09:15
agree with our opponents. I think it shouldn't be Yeah. Yeah, Like
1:09:20
I feel like people America has an interesting relationship with shame. I think it's
1:09:25
to do with all of the Christianity I reckon. Yeah, yeah, and
1:09:29
so accounting for that, I would say higher than ten percent. Feel like
1:09:32
it is a bad thing, yeah, because I think it's probably like half
1:09:36
of half of um, half of men who identify as religious or yeah,
1:09:45
and then a third of women who identify as religious. So we'll just we'll
1:09:50
just say higher. Yeah. Also assuming if they're religious, they're probably sis
1:09:55
and so like, that's a lot of assumptions, but I'm gonna probably say
1:09:58
higher than ten I keep forgetting more extremely prude. I mean some people are,
1:10:05
but we think it's a good thing. We think it health and good
1:10:11
exercise. But well, um, so Gately, per se, uh,
1:10:15
it is higher than ten percent? By tw says ten percent or lower the
1:10:20
correct percentage of Americans who say that watching pornography is something they do but it's
1:10:26
a bad habit that they wish they could stop is seventeen percent. Oh my
1:10:31
gosh, wow, you're actually you were actually closer than you thought. I
1:10:35
thought for a second when you said the teens that you were going to land
1:10:39
right on it. You overruled them, Captain. Sorry. Uh so that's
1:10:45
another point to the Gatelybers. This one's coming down to the wire. Just
1:10:48
as an additional addendum, fifty eight percent of people in this survey said they
1:10:53
watch pornography. So that's forty one percent of people who have no problem whatsoever.
1:10:58
You're like, this is awesome. Yeah, I'm one of them.
1:11:00
This is amazing. I think everybody should experience every type of pornography and see
1:11:03
what you're into. I mean, I personally find it more acceptable than violent
1:11:09
stuff. Oh yeah, I can't. Well, I mean because I because
1:11:12
I because I physically can't handle horror movies and violent shit like that. So
1:11:15
I mean there's that reason. But I also feel like, you know,
1:11:19
I don't know, to educate yourself America. America has a weird relationship with
1:11:24
shame, but they also have a weird relationship with sex. And I think
1:11:26
I think I was just gonna say the same thing. You can't have a
1:11:29
healthy relationship with sex and a weird relationship with shame. Yeah, like those
1:11:35
those two don't work together. Yeah, all right, so it's all tied
1:11:41
up two points apiece for both gate liabers, and by tw this final survey
1:11:45
will decide it. Gate Liabers, you're going to give me an exact percentage,
1:11:48
and by tw you gotta say higher or lower to this big bucks.
1:11:54
Noami's noami, So let's do this stop. According to the Bead Bible Research
1:11:59
Center, how many Americans have tried anal lingus aka rimming with their partner?
1:12:06
Sweet? Everybody should try that? How many Americans have eaten ass and to
1:12:17
be specific? To be specific, the survey specifies, given an lingus,
1:12:25
so yeah, actually the one eating asks yeah, so how many Americans have
1:12:29
eaten? Ask one and three? Right here, it's not your turn to
1:12:35
guests. Oh you're helping or trying to be friends. Guess what one in
1:12:42
three? Which which? Which members of that? I don't need to know
1:12:53
about the two of you. We barely know each other. We don't need
1:12:56
to know. I don't know if it works because I'm not yet an American.
1:13:01
So why you can count in factor into the like, what is the
1:13:04
statistics next your senses. I need to know if my asseaton counts for any
1:13:17
Well, put it on your visa. If accounts, it's a it's a
1:13:23
potential point for deportation presidents in time. So if we if we start at
1:13:35
the place of a third, do we want to go like what are our
1:13:38
thoughts? Yeah? I'm happy there because again, the thing it's like a
1:13:43
I don't want to say it's a relatively new thing, because everyone has been
1:13:45
experimenting in the bed like centuries. Um, it's just that recently we've got
1:13:51
access to people electronic todays. So yeah, I think it's it's increased.
1:13:58
Yeah, it's a mom thing. So yeah, I thought it sounds about
1:14:01
right, like thirty three point three repeating, Oh shoot, or do we
1:14:06
want to like go up, keep it, keep it to do two juice
1:14:10
please? Thirty three percent? Yeah, we'll round down. Uh yeah,
1:14:15
because like higher percentage amongst younger people, percentage amongst older because then there is
1:14:23
that whole thing about like old people's homes. Oh yeah, they think he's
1:14:27
hell all right, let's go thirty seven thirty seven in a row. I
1:14:36
love it. Um, all right, So guys, this is it.
1:14:42
This is for the game. Can you tell me if more or less than
1:14:47
thirty seven percent of Americans eat as? I want to say yes, I'm
1:14:53
so hopeful, man, I really am. It's higher or low or not?
1:14:59
Yes or no? Yes? Please? Yes? Here is this delicious
1:15:03
ass would you like to eat it? Yes? Yes, I would think.
1:15:05
And what are your sides? And for your soft drink? For dessert,
1:15:16
we have termism just whipped cream then and chocolate, sir if I'm good?
1:15:25
Wait, what is the higher? A lower? Higher? Obviously it's
1:15:28
higher. I mean, look at what we just went through. It's obviously
1:15:30
higher. I'm gonna have to go with my co pilot here this crazy train
1:15:33
I was completely broken. I think we're gonna go with higher. You certainly
1:15:42
are um so higher than final answer? Final answer? Okay yeah. Gate
1:15:49
leapers say thirty seven percent of Americans eat ass. By two says has got
1:15:55
to be more than that. According to the Bad Bible Research Center, the
1:15:59
amount of Americans who have tried anal lingus aka rimming with their partner is forty
1:16:05
two percent. Yes. The answer wow, meaning of life. Yes,
1:16:14
unslievable. Eating unbelievable. So with that to b F y two has one
1:16:20
game three and earned three points and tied the whole thing up. Pully crap,
1:16:27
ladies and gentlemen, it's a drawn ye, oh my god, ye.
1:16:34
We don't have to find out which one of us is the best final
1:16:38
show. We can say we're all amazing straight. Either that or we just
1:16:41
have to keep coming back and doing this until we have and even then there
1:16:45
needs to be rebuttals and you know, revengeance and oh my god stuff.
1:16:50
So I suggest we just keep doing this because guys, this has been so
1:16:55
much fun. It's been so much fun. I've had an absolute blast playing
1:17:01
panel show games with our new friends, the gate Leapers. Matt Oddre,
1:17:04
would you mind telling our listeners where they can find gate Leapers episodes where they
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1:17:14
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1:17:19
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All of our episodes focus on a different fandom. We do a silly
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improv ground, that's where you'd find that. I mean, you've done extraordinarily
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well here today, So I kind of have a hard time believing that.
1:18:49
Having said that, I did listen to the show its universe where you claimed
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