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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Conspiracy the Show with your hosts Adam Todd
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  Speaker 1: Brown and Conor mix Pattern. Hey everybody, Hey, welcome to
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  Speaker 1: Conspiracy the Show. Actually I pronounced that wrong. Conspiracy the Show.
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  Speaker 2: Shouldn't if that's your real name, shouldn't it be Conspiracy
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  Speaker 2: the Show.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, because that would imply there's questions.
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  Speaker 2: Here like co conspiracy.
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  Speaker 1: And I usually launch into these knowing how I feel
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  Speaker 1: about them.
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  Speaker 3: I like to I like to think of it more
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  Speaker 3: right away as like a perfume in the nineties.
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  Speaker 1: Conspiracy, conspiracy. I bet there is a perfume called conspiracy.
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  Speaker 1: It has to be, if not coming soon to the
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  Speaker 1: un Pop's merch store which doesn't exist yet, but.
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  Speaker 2: Soon which that store may or may not exist already.
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  Speaker 1: Conspiracy.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna have to find it the fume.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna call it the fume for sure. It saves
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  Speaker 1: me time. I didn't fume bottles hell. Yeah. Hey, you
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  Speaker 1: might have noticed I have guests all just fucking chitter chattering.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah over there in the other room. No, that's good,
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  Speaker 1: that's Quincy Johnson. The second.
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  Speaker 2: I would prefer you not shut up because I love
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  Speaker 2: those dulcet tones. Thank you, sir, appreciate you.
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  Speaker 1: And that was obviously Danger Van Gordon. Hi, everybody back
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  Speaker 1: for the first time.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so happy to be here, Like he never lived
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  Speaker 2: Danger and I hope that's how people feel about Danger
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  Speaker 2: is a new dad. But you, guys, I mean on
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  Speaker 2: the way over here, I was thinking that he's gonna
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  Speaker 2: cut me off, you know, because there's but that's a
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  Speaker 2: different show, podcast show. So guys had a bit on one.
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  Speaker 2: You're lucky I had a baby. She's gorgeous, she's very sweet.
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  Speaker 2: I love her so much. And uh, and it's nice
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  Speaker 2: to be sitting over here with the with the pair of.
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  Speaker 1: Dads who get it with the bros.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you've been there is this officially dude to night out.
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very excited.
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  Speaker 1: We should go get some jalapeno poppers after this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Miller lights an awesome blossom. I mean, I'm an awesome
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  Speaker 1: or a blooming onionion. There is an outback in the
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  Speaker 1: sin that's vicinity. Nice saves me lots of time when
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  Speaker 1: I talk.
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  Speaker 2: Nice, I like, where you where you're going with this?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? Yeah? Yeah, they something to.
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  Speaker 3: Be able to shorten one of those words. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: they're already all short, this wasn't a good move.
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  Speaker 1: Danger.
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  Speaker 2: Huh.
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  Speaker 1: You've been on an episode of conspiracy before, right.
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  Speaker 2: I have. It's where you widely speculate, be often baselessly, uh,
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  Speaker 2: and provide no evidence supporting.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true at all, wasn't it?
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  Speaker 2: Boxing, Bro?
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  Speaker 1: What did we talk about on your episode?
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  Speaker 2: I think I was in an early one regarding Courtney
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  Speaker 2: Love's definite murder of.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sure o Vain. Yeah, well, that's an easy one.
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  Speaker 2: And I think I did another one with Connor way
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  Speaker 2: back in the back, but I can't remember because I
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  Speaker 2: just remember sitting there going like, oh man, he's so intimidating.
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  Speaker 2: He's very funny Connor Connor.
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  Speaker 1: What's intimidating about Connor?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just I'm so I'm so positive
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  Speaker 2: and upbeat, or I try to be, or I pretend
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  Speaker 2: to be so.
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  Speaker 1: Overall. What's your stance on conspiracy theories?
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  Speaker 2: I generally I'm suspicious of those in power. I'm suspicious
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  Speaker 2: of those who try to protect their power. But I
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  Speaker 2: also I tend to keep a somewhat skeptical mind. But
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  Speaker 2: more to the point is I don't spend a lot
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  Speaker 2: of my brain power on these kinds of things off.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I don't go digging that out, but I
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  Speaker 2: did on the way home. Textpect like we're about to
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  Speaker 2: make some terry changes in this household.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is horrifying. Quincy. You've never Quincy, you've
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  Speaker 1: never been on a conspiracy pod? Right?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: No, I had you booked on one, and then you
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  Speaker 1: were never on speaking of conspiracies.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh, where did you go?
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  Speaker 3: I can't tell you. Yeah, I tell you, but then
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  Speaker 3: I'd have to kill you. You call it like a
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  Speaker 3: black bag operation.
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, maybe back when you were you were a kid,
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  Speaker 3: black bags were okay, But yeah, we.
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  Speaker 2: Don't black bag it anymore, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're recording this close to Halloween, semi translucent bag
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  Speaker 1: from which you can have a general sense of your surroundings.
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  Speaker 1: But I wouldn't I.
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  Speaker 2: Like a nice transgender bag.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that, Quincy. What are you
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  Speaker 1: one that normally takes to conspiracy theories?
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  Speaker 3: Just as long as if it makes enough sense, I
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  Speaker 3: don't have to fill in a bunch of gaps there.
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  Speaker 3: There are several conspiracies where I go, now there's something
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  Speaker 3: to it.
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  Speaker 2: It may not. I don't know the full story. But no,
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  Speaker 2: there is something to this.
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  Speaker 1: I feel almost a responsibility at this point in the
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  Speaker 1: history of the United States to sort of stick up
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  Speaker 1: for the idea of conspiracy theories because it's becoming a
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  Speaker 1: word or a phrase that has such a stigma to it.
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  Speaker 1: And I think this episode is a good example of how,
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  Speaker 1: whether people like it or not, conspiracies do happen. And
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  Speaker 1: all a conspiracy really is is a bunch of people
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  Speaker 1: working together toward the same goal. But they're trying to
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  Speaker 1: keep that a secret. That happens all the time. You know.
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  Speaker 2: I think we did that twice yesterday. Yeah, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: We send people to prison, We send people to prison
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  Speaker 1: for committing conspiracy, so it stands to reason that our
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  Speaker 1: government would probably engage in some conspiracy activities and organizations.
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  Speaker 2: Well don't commit the kind of acts that individuals do.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point. Yeah no, but they do.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, And today we're talking about because it's halloween esque.
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  Speaker 2: When this comes out, Oh my god, what's Halloween.
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  Speaker 1: It's a shitty Jamie Lee Curtis reboot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, Yeah, don's so fucking bad. I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to see it.
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  Speaker 1: That's the conspiracy I want to explore next. How is
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  Speaker 1: the Halloween reboot getting the reviews? It's getting that movie
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  Speaker 1: is trash.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody in Hollywood knows dirt on somebody else. It's how
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  Speaker 3: much dirt do you throw a good party? You get
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  Speaker 3: enough dirt, you work forever. Jamie Fox will always work, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, Jamie Lee Curtis, but Jamie Fox too.
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  Speaker 2: I would like to add the recent Nick cage Mandy.
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  Speaker 1: No, Mandy's dope, man, don't even try it.
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  Speaker 2: Dumb. Mandy is dumb. It's a slo like. People are like,
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  Speaker 2: what about the troll commercial with the macaroni and cheese
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  Speaker 2: that had nothing to do with anything? And he stares
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  Speaker 2: at it for like two and a half minutes and
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  Speaker 2: then he leaves. His wife was murdered and he's gonna
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  Speaker 2: watch a commercial.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, isn't that a very mental It's like the
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  Speaker 3: thirty seconds he took out of his day to focus
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  Speaker 3: on the real world, and the real world.
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  Speaker 1: Was that crazy shit. So it was like, oh, everything's
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  Speaker 1: crazy there too. Well, you're wrong, and I bet you'll
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  Speaker 1: like Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like scare movies anyway. Movies are just supposed
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  Speaker 2: to be scared.
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  Speaker 1: So we're talking about two things. We're talking about sodium sickliment,
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  Speaker 1: which is an artificial sweetener.
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  Speaker 2: Sexually transmitted disease.
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  Speaker 1: It does sound like that. It does for sure. It's
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  Speaker 1: it's an.
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  Speaker 2: Art Limit's it good boy?
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  Speaker 1: It is in making sure I didn't stir the dog.
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  Speaker 1: So it's an artificial sweetener. It's currently used all around
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  Speaker 1: the world. It is usually mixed with saccharin in a
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  Speaker 1: ten to one mixture. Least potent of all the artificial sweeteners,
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  Speaker 1: less expensive than most artificial sweeteners.
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  Speaker 2: Had you want to know what the what the best
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  Speaker 2: most effective natural sweeteners is My sweet baby girl who
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  Speaker 2: she's so sweet?
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  Speaker 1: Is she's stable underheating so she can be used for baking.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean she's nice in one money put it
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  Speaker 2: in a sling and he I feel like cuddle up
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  Speaker 2: and like she's so cumfy. How does she make a
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  Speaker 2: sac though?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we don't.
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  Speaker 2: We We feed her only the most nutritious.
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  Speaker 1: She approved for use in beverages.
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  Speaker 2: She is decidedly not okay, she tends to well then
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  Speaker 2: right now the score voice is saccharine was baby?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like your baby is not approved by
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  Speaker 1: the FDA. I'm very sorry, she has blue eyes.
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  Speaker 2: I've got brown eyes.
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  Speaker 1: How do they taste? That's the only question. That's the
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  Speaker 1: second eating a baby joke I've made in as many weeks,
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  Speaker 1: and both times to new parents.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna have a lot more opportunities because this whole
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  Speaker 2: time I was just like sweet, like my baby girl.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had we had a dispute. I'm pretty scary
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  Speaker 1: about whether I would eat Caitlyn or whether I would
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  Speaker 1: eat carry if we're stranded on an island. And the
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  Speaker 1: argument came up that, well, Caitlyn has a kid, so
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  Speaker 1: I have to spare Caitlin. And then that turned into
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  Speaker 1: a whole argument. So I decided I would.
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  Speaker 2: Just eat the kid, and the kid she'll be cutting
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  Speaker 2: two right, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Like Ted Williams, So reference back to No, it's not
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  Speaker 1: so back to sodium sickliment. It's like I said, stable underheating,
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  Speaker 1: so you can use it to bake, which I don't
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  Speaker 1: think is the case with a lot of artificial sweetness.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe some Discovered in nineteen thirty seven at the University
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  Speaker 1: of Illinois by graduate student Michael Sveda, this is so
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  Speaker 1: fucking great. He was working on a synthesis of anti medication,
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  Speaker 1: anti fever medication. And at one point he set his
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  Speaker 1: cigarette down and when he put it back in his mouth,
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  Speaker 1: he noticed it tasted sweet. And that's how sodium sickliment
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  Speaker 1: was invented.
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  Speaker 2: It's the thirties, we're doing chemistry while flavoring our tea zones.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah, no, it's just great to know that this
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  Speaker 3: young man was in a lab working on a anti
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  Speaker 3: virus while smoking a cigarette. That's what I'm saying, because
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  Speaker 3: it's mad men all the time. Baby, Yeah, it's there's
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  Speaker 3: no way we're going to contaminate any of what we're
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  Speaker 3: experimenting with. I'm smoking a goddamn cigarette over the test too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ba beggs. And then he put it in
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  Speaker 2: his mouth. He put it into the powder. He put
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  Speaker 2: it in his mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what a fun side effect. I would not like
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  Speaker 1: if my cigarette went in the powder. I'd be like
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  Speaker 1: time for another cigarette.
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  Speaker 3: Time out. Do you know how much a pack of
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  Speaker 3: cigarette costs.
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  Speaker 1: Bro back then? Probably like fourteen cents.
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  Speaker 2: That's so much money back then, Yeah, that allows and dollars.
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  Speaker 2: I recently started teaching science to kids, and the first
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  Speaker 2: rule I tell him is pay attention. And the second
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  Speaker 2: rule is don't eat the science the This guy was
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  Speaker 2: not listening to that. These are fourth and fifth criders
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking to.
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  Speaker 1: There was some clothing blend that we always made jokes
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  Speaker 1: about in my chemistry class in high school because it
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  Speaker 1: would They would always tell us it would catch on
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  Speaker 1: fire and they called it like Ramie or something, and
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  Speaker 1: we just always made jokes about, hey, is what you're
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  Speaker 1: wearing Ramie right now? And catch on fire like Sam Rainey.
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  Speaker 1: And then someone caught on fire and died. Whoa that
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  Speaker 1: that didn't just set someone on fire? I did not.
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  Speaker 1: That was just jokes. Kill a kid, not that, not
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  Speaker 1: in that way.
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  Speaker 2: On fire. Yeah, okay, puppy gets it. Puppy gets it.
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  Speaker 2: She is acting carnivore.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, that's how sodium sickliment was invented, which, right
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  Speaker 1: off the bat, that's an amazing story. And it was
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  Speaker 1: designated as g R A S which means generally regarded
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  Speaker 1: as safe.
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  Speaker 2: I feel reed already, right, guess are generally regarded as safe.
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  Speaker 1: Generally regarded as safe by the FDA in nineteen fifty eight.
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  Speaker 1: At that point, it was marketed to diabetics in tablet
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  Speaker 1: and liquid form as a safe alternative to sugar.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we didn't kill anybody, so that's cool.
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  Speaker 1: Well, No, here's the thing, the sodium cyclement half of
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  Speaker 1: this podcast. This is what we should have, Like, sodium
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  Speaker 1: sycliment is what should be in our sweeteners in the
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  Speaker 1: United States. It's approved in one hundred and thirty other countries,
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  Speaker 1: and it's not. And it's uh. It's it's insane. The
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  Speaker 1: reason why it's not it's uh. But by nineteen sixty nine,
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  Speaker 1: Nice sales of sicklement had reached one billion dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, call me sweet thing right sixty nine and I
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  Speaker 3: got a billion.
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  Speaker 1: That was Sexy Eagle flying through the sky. So what
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  Speaker 1: happened in nineteen sixty nine? Is everyone familiar with what
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  Speaker 1: happened with DDT.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the wrestling finishing move made famous by
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  Speaker 3: Jacob Snake Roberts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also double I was doing. I was doing comedy mankind
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  Speaker 2: we can we can get the Yeah, their deeds.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I was Yeah, that's d D that's no,
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  Speaker 1: that is DDT. It's done your cheap TNT.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what you're thinking of I'm thinking of Thunderstruck now yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: overrated bands can't wait to see their bullshit movie theaters too.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to Bohemian Rhapsody. I cannot wait to not
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  Speaker 1: watch that. Yeah, I think there are singles. Band name
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  Speaker 1: your three favorite queen albums? Uh no, okay, I rest
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  Speaker 1: my case. So what happened with sodium sickliment? The reason
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  Speaker 1: I asked about DDT. DDT is the product that basically
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  Speaker 1: eliminated malaria at one point in history, and like eliminated
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  Speaker 1: malaria to the point that in Sri Lanka or Sri
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  Speaker 1: Lanka at the time, they had millions of DDT cases
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  Speaker 1: or malaria cases the year before DDT started being used,
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  Speaker 1: and then the next year they had like four And
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  Speaker 1: we stopped spraying DDT because of a scientific study that
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  Speaker 1: claimed it was bad for a certain type of bird
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  Speaker 1: and it was endangering this bird habitat. So we stopped
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  Speaker 1: using a product that saved millions of lives.
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  Speaker 2: How strong was the science behind that.
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  Speaker 1: It was so broken, it was so flawed, It was
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  Speaker 1: junk science, and we've still just always left it banned.
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  Speaker 3: You're trying to tell you're trying to tell me right
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  Speaker 3: now that in nineteen sixty nine we didn't have science
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  Speaker 3: figured out.
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  Speaker 1: I think we had it figured out, but the rest,
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  Speaker 1: like the public, didn't, so they could just tell us
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  Speaker 1: anything and we'd be like, oh, okay, I believe that
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  Speaker 1: because we've.
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  Speaker 2: Already we already had.
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  Speaker 3: We had sexuality, race relations, science, and climate change all
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  Speaker 3: figured out.
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  Speaker 1: By If I recall, through most of the sixties, race
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  Speaker 1: relations were fine.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm on the upswing, is what it was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did everything figured out?
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  Speaker 3: What like, why would you not why would you ever
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  Speaker 3: question any research that was like if it's presented to
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  Speaker 3: you in the sixties, we knew what we were talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all of it makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: We were smart.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Uh So the first controversy around this started based on
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  Speaker 1: a the finding of a nineteen sixty nine study by
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  Speaker 1: doctor Jacqueline Verrett Jackiev. Jackie V injected chicken eggs with
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  Speaker 1: concentrated solutions of sick limit and found that upon hatching,
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  Speaker 1: every chick was born with malformations and defects.
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  Speaker 2: So she's it makes perfect sense here. So she's taking
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  Speaker 2: what I assume is an unsterilized needle and jamming it
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  Speaker 2: into a pre the pre born, and then squirting a
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  Speaker 2: chemical substance into that as it's in its development. Rightage.
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  Speaker 1: I mean the needle might have been sterilized, who knows.
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  Speaker 3: But also you're injecting a foreign entity into a developing
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  Speaker 3: womb and saying it came out weird. Yeah, and it's
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  Speaker 3: a funny chicken.
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  Speaker 1: And she presented her findings on a segment of NBC's
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  Speaker 1: Hontly Brinkley Report.
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  Speaker 2: I think the first version of that report was just
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  Speaker 2: I hit it with hammers that were laced with it,
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  Speaker 2: and then they and then they all died. The birds
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  Speaker 2: not fly, No, it never even became stick with birds fly.
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  Speaker 2: If I put some stuff on top of a flamethrower
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  Speaker 2: and then I flame rose them, then they never become birds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys. But nevertheless, this is when public sentiment
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  Speaker 1: turned against sodium seplement.
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  Speaker 2: She was, she was on one of these, she was
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  Speaker 2: on TV, She's on one of the big three networks.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing is her study was trash, but what
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  Speaker 1: is garbage sign?
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  Speaker 3: But what did it say on Wikipedia? Did anybody check Wikipedia?
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  Speaker 1: Wikipedia was still on paper then, so it took a
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  Speaker 1: while for it to s well.
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  Speaker 3: Cyclo If nobody checked Wikipedia, you can't blame this scientist
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  Speaker 3: for making a bad mistake because she didn't Nobody double checked.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we didn't without Wikipedia. Can any mistakes
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  Speaker 1: made in the past actually be blamed on the people
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  Speaker 1: who made them?
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  Speaker 2: Did you check Wikipedia? From now on?
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  Speaker 1: Kids?
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  Speaker 3: If you have to write a research paper for school,
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  Speaker 3: say you're in high school, maybe college? Just asked Heye,
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  Speaker 3: did George Washington check Wikipedia?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't trust him.
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  Speaker 1: Did the Zodiac Killer google is killing bad?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: He couldn't, So how could he avoid it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? How would he have known?
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: He or she?
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Oprah didn't tell him that too? So have you?
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Do you watch American Horror Story? No, there is American Vandal.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: I think it's just a rumor within the American Horror
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Story universe, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's real life. Also,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: but what they suggest in the cult season of American
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Horror Story is that the Zodiac Killer was actually a
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: group of radical feminists and.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: That they got a funny way of showing it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: And that the men in charge of that investigation did
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: not want women to be credited with like getting over
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: on the cops and doing all these fucking murders. So
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: they're like, Ah, it's dude, Uh huh, who knows?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: That seems seems a little thin.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: So yeah, this study was complete junk science for starters.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: She injected that. For one thing, she injected the eggs like,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: your mom isn't gonna fucking stab you with a already
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: in sicklement needle while you're in the womb. This is hey,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: her body, her choice, bro, So that's a good point, hey,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: come on. And she also injected the eggs with more
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: sickliment than a human could eat before getting set Go
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: big or go yeah real quick?
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Can we do some math here? Does a human being
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: weigh the same as as the chicken embryo inside an egg?
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Well, you have to think in comparison to body weight,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: all right with things like this, all right, like walk
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: me through it.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, it doesn't matter about the bodyway comparison. Whatever amount
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: she put into this chicken egg was an amount that
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: a normal human being could not ingest. So any you pick,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: any size person, they could not ingest the amount of
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: sweetener she shoved into this oval.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Right without getting sick, at which point your body wouldn't
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: even metabolize it. So it's not going to give you
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: any kind of disease.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Right, See, things I already understood that I just want
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: everybody else.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think everyone got it except you. That's
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: what I think. I got it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I got it first.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: So a second study appears a few weeks later after
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: this one, and it claims that lab rats were developing
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: cancer because of cyclament consumption. Is this is where I
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: suspect someone in the sugar industry was probably going to
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: these people and being like, hey, if you can gin
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: up some science saying that that's Cyclement's bad, we'll give
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: you some money. See people talk like that all the
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: way through to the eighties. I'm just warning you now.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Because some some I mean, I don't want to root
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: for a chemical company A or over a chemical company B.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: But a chemical company is putting out this suddin scyclement
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: shit right right, and someone else, so I assume with
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: a competing sweetener might be well suited to tamp down
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: the sales of the safer alternative to their own product.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, Okay, that is that's what I suspect happened here.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: But it's like sixty nine, So what nice, nice sixty You're.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Such a dad bro.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: He just missed a total sixty nine Yeah, total refund
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: for reference by the way, Yeah, reference good job.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Saves you time to talk.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: And every time, and it's funny.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Uh so what this motherfucker did? He claimed tumors were
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: found in the urinary bladders in eight rats out of
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: eighty that received twenty six hundred milligrams per kilogram of
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: body weight per day a ten to one sickliment saccharine
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: mixture for up to one hundred and five weeks.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: It sounds like a lot.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. In human terms, this would be like
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: consuming three hundred and fifty to five hundred and fifty
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: cans of diet soda every day.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, that sound I mean, I mean mildly unreasonable.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: It sounds borderline impossible.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Don't say impossible unless you never tried it. Because I
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: believe in myself.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, I do.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Like a diet soda.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: That's about four thousand ounces of soda.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to look up like how
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: much time? I don't know. I guess we won't know.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: It now you explode, you explode.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just love that these The sodium cyclamate is
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: still banned in the US today to this day, the
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: same way like him has a bad reputation in the
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: South because of all the propaganda that was spread that
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: was so dangerous when it was going to take over
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: the cointe industry.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's to this day, there's no actual science
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: that supports the idea that sodium syclement is bad for
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: a person. And both of those studies were outed eventually
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: as bad science. The doctor in the second study himself
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: even at one point was like, yeah, I was just
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: like I was just like fucking around in the lab
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: and not that anyone paid me.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Right now, I mean, how did you get enough to
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: study this for one hundred and five weeks?
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Eh? I was there. Yeah, you know, I just had
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: to just check into work every day.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: It was a tough bay to get a paycheck, you know,
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: you know, eating rat sugar and then saying, oh there,
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: this would look sick.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Car. A couple spare birds of cyclament from my connect
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: in Texas had to do something with it.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I had to push that cyclament.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Son Street Abbott Laboratories, which had the patent on sodium cyclement.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: They were unable to produce the sixty nine test results.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Dozens of studies since then have determined that cyclments are
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: safe for human consumption and are not a carcinogen. In
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty four, the Cancer Assessment Committee of the FDA
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: concluded that cyclment is not carcinergic carcinogenic. The findings were
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: confirmed in eighty cars. It's carcinogenic. Yes, carcinogenic. Your carcinogenic
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: carcinogenic findings. Findings were confirmed in eighty five in an
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: independent evaluation of the report by the US National Academy
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: of Sciences.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I was confirmed in nineteen eighty five. June fourth, nineteen
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: eighty five. That's that's my confirmation when I Hey, you
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: don't whisper on the podcast.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: It's an audio me.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Your dad confirmed your mom nine months before that.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Ah, oh, your dad totally fucked your mom.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Bro, dude, nice, we missed.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Hey, how about that?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's kind of sad that it took two
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: times for a standard American high five.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: High fied me not from this. Yeah, you fucked up too.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: You didn't even get your arm up in the air. Bro,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: couldn't do it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I had two tables and two microphones in the way,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: and I respect your equipment.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Shots fired. Also agencies including the Food and Agriculture Organization,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: World Health Organizations Joint Expert Committee on Food Additives, The
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Scientific Committee on Food of the U of the European Commission,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: and food safety authorities in Mexico have all analyzed sicklement
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: and approved it for use in a wide range of
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: food products and beverages.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Coach question probably or any of those entities you just
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: named American.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, but for the sake of this bit, well pretend
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: they weren't fucked.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Fake news, Bro, I can't know. I can't trust your
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: your foreign science.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know you're coming in here with your foreign
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: science questioning all American science.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: The European Commission on Food they eat hagis over there. Yeah, bro, yeah,
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I'm out hard past.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, danger say something about France.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, the best meal I've ever had
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: was in Scotland, Glasgow, Scotland. Mother India is Indian food.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Oh well, time out.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: The best food you had with Indian food in Scotland.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: You're in Mother India. You're look it up, skeptical publish.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Chick and tika masala was invented in scottis're and you're
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: in the matrix because it was Indian food meant to
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: be consumed by white people.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, it's the Sea, Glasgow, Scotland. There's no
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: there's I've never had a better meal. It's amazing.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Indian food is my favorite food. So I doubt that.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Have you had the greatest restaurant in this country? Taco Bell?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: M He's got you there?
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Hang on, there's a I got a couple of problems
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: with the qualifying sentence preceding the nomination.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: I saw this on the Today Show. It was voted
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: the best Mexican restaurant.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Methodology do they use to find that?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Hood? The Harris poll?
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: What's the Harris poll? How do they have the fin
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, you don't even have a Nielsen
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: box on nations? Were the other nominees in that?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Do they?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I mean? Did they check MEXICALI in Los Angeles, California? Fantastic? Well, well,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: this is the thing.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: You got to understand it in a nationwide pole when
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: you go to places like where I'm from?
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Where where are you from?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I claim Texas is home, but Mike, my currently
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: my mom lives in College Station, Texas. Right, So in
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: College Station, there's in Taco Bell.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: And like when I was a kid, like one other
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Mexican restaurant that was terrible, so by default Taco bill
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: is the Mexican food was better than Castle was.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: In the mall. I believe you that the food in the.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Mall is no.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: We just got a five guys at the mall by
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: my house, five guys food. It's no longer good.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I do like a five guys.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not no, but now it's mall foods.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: So let's get back to sodium syclment.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Which is very sweet.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: In two thousand, a paper was published describing the results
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: of a twenty four year long experiment in which sixteen
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: monkeys were fed a normal diet and twenty one monkeys
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: were fed either one hundred or five hundred milligrams of
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: sicklement per day. That higher dose would be about thirty
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: cans of diet soda to day. Still gross, Two high
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: dose and one lower dose monkeys were found to have
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: malignant cancer. Each had a different kind of cancer, though,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: so authors of the study concluded that it failed to
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: demonstrate that sicklement was carcinogenic. You got it, and because
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I know how to pronounce it, I've just been talking
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: all day, but you got it. Shut up. Yeah. So,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: because the answers were all different, there was no way
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: to link syclement to any of them. So what I'm
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: getting at with the sodium sodium cyclement half of this
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: is that there are sweeteners out there that we should
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: be using and we're not. It's it's weird that there
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: are one hundred and thirty countries where this ship is approved.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: But you need to get over those countries.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: But it's I think just the US and South Korea
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: at this point where it's still banned for some reason.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Markets for Hyundai.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean, who's the lobbyist for sodium cycle,
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Who's who's your lobbyist? Who are you pressing the flesh
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: with because I know big sugar is all in the
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: pockets of well.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: I mean at this point, I mean it's oh, you're
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: about to get it to it.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Well, the thing is, it's the second half of this
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: where I hope to show people that conspiracies do happen,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: and sometimes it's just over something like approving a sweetener,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: which you would think wouldn't be that controversial.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: But I mean it sounds like a multimillion dollar I
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: mean possibly even like billion. Oh yeah, it's a billion
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: dollar industry. This product had a billion dollars of sales
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: in the sixties. Right, So if if if in your country,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: you can't sell a thing in what country that purports
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: to be the most free market of all of the
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: countries in the whole wide world. Yeah, no, there's there's
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: there's so much money to be made off of that.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: So what we're going to do is compare sodium sycliment,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: which is a product that's been banned since the sixties
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: for health reasons, even though there is no evidence that
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: those health reasons are actually valid. And now let's talk
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: about aspartame. Oh, Nutri suite Nutrius.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: With this, I know I will go on the record
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: as saying this is pure evil, aspertain.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I'm allergic to it. It will kill you aspertame.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: It is that the way aspartame got approved by the
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: fd FDA is the textbook definition of a conspiracy.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Let's hear a baby roll it out.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: People want to read a whole lot about it. There's
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: a really good article on the Huffington Post called Donald
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Rumsfeld in The Strange History of ASPECTA.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: The guy that signed us off on the second Arrive
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: the failed Second Iraqi War. Donald Donald Rumsfeld, Yes, started
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: off as a as a sugarman.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: A name you can trust when it comes to keeping
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: you safe.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: It sounds trustworthy, sounds delicious. Can't pass me a piece
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: of Donald Rumsfeld.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: And that article on Huffington Post is written by Robbie
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Jenett g E N N E T. It's a really
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: good article. Just go check it out. So doctor John Only.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: He is the founder of the field of neuroscience called exitotoxicity.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Excited toxicity sounds like a Prince song and album double.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah toxicity. M that bit fell apart when you
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: started singing, which is shocking because you're a singer. He
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: attempted to stop the rooval of aspertame with the help
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: of Attorney James Turner. The FDA's own toxicologist, doctor Adrian
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Gross told now This is the FDA's own toxicologist. Doctor
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Adrian Gross told Congress that without a shadow of a doubt,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: aspartame can cause brain tumors and brain cancer, and that
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: it violated the Delaney Amendment, which forbids putting anything in
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: food that is known to cause cancer. According to actual
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: doctors and actual science, aspartame causes headache, yes, memory loss, seizures,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: vision loss, comama, and potentially cancer. It also worsens or
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: mimics the symptoms of fibromyalgia, MS lupus, add diabetes, Alzheimer's,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: chronic fatigue and depression.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: The popularity of stevia. It's don't to make a lot
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: of sense to me here.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it also liberates free methyl alcohol in your body.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: One third of the aspertain molecule is methanol, which is
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: classified as a severe metabolic poison and narcotic. In nineteen
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: ninety five, the FDA was forced under the Freedom of
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Information Act to release a list of aspartame symptoms reported
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: by thousands of victims. There were ten thousand consumer complaints
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: listing ninety two different symptoms, more complaints than any other
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: additive and seventy five percent of FDA complaints in total.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Oh no, So with all of that science behind the
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: fact that aspartame is going to give us all, like,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: aspartame is still in.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: It's still yeah. So I keep say nutri seeds so
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: people notice it for it.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in, Like I think it's in coke zero.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Like I've stopped drinking.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: They started doing when nutrient suite, like the term nutrisuite
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: or aspertame got a bad rap.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: They just decided to label it as sugar free.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: You still need to look at the back of the
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: packaging when you buy a sugar free product and see
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: if it contains either aspertain or one of the other
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I think there's like two other names they use, yeah
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: instead instead of aspertain, But it's the same cancer giving
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: piece of trash.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Added, I feel like, I feel like I've seen nutri
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: sweet in my kitchen as recently as this month, burn
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: that it.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Tastes terrible too. No, it's the way if you put
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: a packet of nutri sweet and cup of coffee. Oh,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: it's gross.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I had like when I found out the first time,
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: the first and only time I've ever had something with
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: aspertain in it, that I knew it was going to
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: kill me. I tasted some sort of can soda. I
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: didn't know it was a sugar free soda, and the
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: like the first time it hit my tongue, it was like, Okay,
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: this is can soda go bad? But I didn't know
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: soda could go bad. I was like, this is spoiled
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: or something like that.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's your tongue protecting you, sir.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, it told me this is going to kill you.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: So the question at this point is if sodium sickliment
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: is still banned in this country because we suspected it
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: was maybe given rap cancer. How the fuck is aspartame
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: approved in this country?
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Were there white people in charge?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: There were white people in charge, and in the spirit
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: of so many dramatic TV shows about the government, it
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: was a conspiracy that reached the highest levels, and by
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: that I mean the literal fucking president. Here's how it worked.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: In nineteen eighty five, Monsanto purchased GD Searle, So right
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: away Monsano's involved. So you know people are going to die.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Oh so it's gonna protect the people and take care
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: of the workers.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Next right in Monsano. Definitely by a private army. Yeah.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: They definitely don't have a history of trying to corner
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: the market on anything or making sure they don't have competition.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: They purchased GD Searle. The GD stands for Goddamn. You
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: might not believe it, but Goddamn Searle, the chemical company
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: that held the patent to aspartame the active ingredient in
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: nutri suite. As mentioned earlier, by this point, a nineteen
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: eighty FDA Board of Inquiry had already confirmed that aspertame
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: may cause brain tumors and banned it based on those findings.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Nobody's getting cancer. Alrighty, we're out. It's handled.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: And at that point Searl chairman Donald rumsfeld then chairman
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Donald he was running a chemical was running gd Searle
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: when this all happened.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: He was running a chemical company with the product that
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: causes cancer and human writing.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: A product that was known to cause cancer that Donald
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Rumsfeldt said, we're going to get it approved anyway.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Well, I'll show you that's the American pull your step
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: up by your bootstraps from what I'm talking about. They
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: tell you know, you tell them, I'm gonna anyway because
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: that's not toxic masculinity at all.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: And now this is how it happened. And I don't
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: know why the people behind sodium sickliment just don't try
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: this first thing that happened. Reagan was sworn in. Ooh,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: what a type of that is? Typed reason? Was sworn
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: in as president. No of reason.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: We're going to sign in feelings right now.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Reagan was sworn in as president on January twenty first,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty one. Rumsfeld, still the CEO at Searle, was
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: part of Reagan's transition team.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, the Russians were involved. This is collusion all the way.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, we laugh about that
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: word and laugh about conspiracy, but this is a conspiracy.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Huh.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: This is the actual definition of how a conspiracy works.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, though, maybe Donald Rumsfield, how about you
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: get me some of those fancy jellybeans that are sugar free.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I won't have a stroke and lose my brain eventually
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: one day.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: So here's how they did it. As part of Reagan's
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: transition team, Rumsfeld worked with Reagan to select the new
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: FDA commissioner, and they pick a guy named doctor Arthur
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Hull Hayes Junior.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Too many ahs, yes, so many he had. His name
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: is a name, well, his initials are an evil laugh.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: He had no previous experience with food additives.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: That sounds familiar.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: On the day after his inauguration, Reagan issues in executive
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: order eliminating the FDA commissioner's authority to take action. So
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Cearle reapplied to the FDA for approval of aspartame as
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: a food sweetener. After Reagan issued that executive order, Hayes
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: sets up a five person board to review the previous
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: FDA findings, and when it becomes clear that they're going
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: to uphold the previous findings, Hayes appoints a sixth person
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: who causes a tie.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Six is a better number when you're voting.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: And then you want an number of people that way,
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: you gotta have e like it needs to be bipartisan.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: That means equal on both sides.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, you want it so obviously equal number of
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Electoral College votes in this country. For no reason, you're
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: not going to believe this, But the third person he
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: assigned to that panel, they made it a tie. So
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: now the previous findings weren't going to be upheld. There
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: you go, and Hayes cast the deciding vote, as he
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: should have because he's the FDA commissioner.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: And with that aspartame was approved for use as a sweet.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Now we did it, get it took that fucking long,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: did it? But that's a conspiracy. Like that is Donald
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Rumsfeld saying I'm going to talk to the president whose
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: transition team I am a part of, and we're going
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: to figure out how to get this deadly fucking product
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: on store shelves because we.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Have into the brains of American children.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because we have stockholders to think of, and we
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: don't want to lose all.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: We also have a stockpile of this trash product and
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: we can sell it for a lot of money.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, let's do this. And Hayes left the FDA
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty three amid rumors that he was accepting
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: corporate gifts in exchange for political faith.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, hey, I think you have another type
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: of the head of the FDA left because he was
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: taking gifts.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: That happened this year. It just happened. Oh yeah, that's right,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: It really just happened. So yeah, I think when you
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: have a title.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Here, and that's the thing. The FDA is a like
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: they're supposed to protect us, but this is the kind
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: of shit that proves you just got like they're kind
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: of at the whim of who's running.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: If you have a guy, yeah, whoever's in charge, that's
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: what they do.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: If somebody if the guy in charge is like, hey,
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: I'll do whatever you tell me to do because you
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: gave me one hundred thousand dollars and I got a
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: new boat.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Thanks for the boat. Yeah, yeah, I get this chicker,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: what put that in the cereal. Yeah, fuck those kids,
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I got a boat.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: So he left the FDA in nineteen eighty three, but
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: just before he left office, he approved aspertame for use
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: as a sweetener. Nice, get it in there, average, right
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: under the gun, right under the gun.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Man worked until his last day. I like his I
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: like his.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Hutzma, and not not to suggest that maybe he was
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: he knew or was told that this would be a
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: controversial move and that he might lose his job over it.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: After he left office, he took a job as senior
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: medical advisor with Burson Marstellar, the chief public relations firm
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: for both Monsanto and g D sirle.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: He just goes into pr.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing, and he has that's a great
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: job to get because he's worked with both of those
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: companies previously, so he has a relationship with them.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, there's nothing.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Wrong with it, and he helped them force aspartain through
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: the FDA.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: But it's a sweetener.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: And when Cerrel was absorbed by Monsano in eighty five,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: rum Rumsfeld received a twelve million dollar bonus. And that's
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: twelve million dollars in eighty five money.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he beted all on the Iraqi Revolutionary Guard
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: going down.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: You know what, I bet he put it under his
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: fucking mattress and it's probably still managed to grow into
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: more money since.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I'll just invested in an aspertain because he knew that
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: shit's never leaving.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and ASP nutraswite took the fuck off once it
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: was approved, like that shit was everywhere.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know the logo. We all know the logo.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Because I remember it was sweet and Low before that,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: and they were like fuck sweet and low and it
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: was all about h equal in nutri sweet.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: If you go into an ihop, you can still get
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: like a package of like I think it's either nutri
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: sweet sugar or they're sweetened loaf. They still have like yeah,
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: old packs of the pink sweetened low and it's like
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: this shit should not be on tables.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Meanwhile, sodium suclement approved all over the fucking world
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: and not here, bro, not here, we get asp tame.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: And it doesn't even taste good.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: It doesn't taste good.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: It's good because it's poison to you, dude.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Well, it's poison to all of us.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: It's just it's special poisoned to faster poison.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Like if the if I actually swallow us, like just
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: a shot of diet coke, not even like a full sweig.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Like if you put a shot glass of diet coke
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: and I swallow it, I will throw up everything in
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: my body.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: That's really good, you know, as a potential enemy of yours.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Oh no.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: I literally whenever people offer me anything, I have to
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: say what's in it?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Can I see the package? Are you sure?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Did?
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Because I don't want to die?
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: It really is. I don't want to die just because
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: you can't, you know, like sugar, I bet you could
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: use a little little relief, you know, I got this.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I got this delicious frosty beverage for you, you know,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: just slake your thirst because you're audio media medium.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: No, full act outs, Yeah, we've been doing that a lot. Yeah,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: done a lot of late, a lot of act outs lately.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Have I U? Have you been taking? Have you been taking?
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Have you been taking New Dad improv classes? I'm just
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: trying to get enough sleep at night. It's not working.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: You should take old Dad improv classes?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Sick burn what?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know?
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: If you're digging on me, I'm all hopped up on
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: nutri sweep right now. Man.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: So yeah, that's that's the story of how sodium sicklament
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: became banned in this country and how aspartame which almost
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: certainly causes brain cancer.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: You know, after after reading this, I really have to
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: go back and question whether or not Donald Rumsfeld was
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: a good person.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: WHOA I mean, I didn't mean to bring I didn't
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: mean to speculate that Donald Rumsfeld's not.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying that you did. I'm just saying that
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: after you present evidence like this, I have to go okay,
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: because he I really thought he was a saint that
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: was here to take care of the Americans.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Look at least let him get the first word in
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: and review his autobiography. Yo Ho ho and a bottle
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: of me What that was such a long way for
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: a bit. Yeah, I appreciate sitting on that.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: For a while.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: It was like dad, And then I got my sweet
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: baby girl. You guys, have you seen pictures of my
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: sweet baby girl? Yet she's so she's so beautiful.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: The podcast.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: We don't we don't, we don't. We don't advertise other
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: babies on this podcast.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: But no, we're gonna advertise my she's my.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Wait, advertise your baby, your baby? Are you selling your
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: baby is for sale.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: How much you charge for your baby? Baby charge? I mean,
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: come and just bring us food and you can look
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: at the baby, but we keep the baby.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: We keep the rights to the baby. The baby said,
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: have you had Gusses fried chicken?
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: It's worth a baby, man. I mean, I'm really hungry.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: So that sounds good.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: So so that's our episode.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: And uh, as far as plausible conspiracy theories, that's a
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: really good place to start. For sure.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: It's not a matter of this being plausible. It's this
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: is exactly what, exactly what happened. And it's such a
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: trivial thing because it really is. It does boil down to.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Chemical company A is more evil than chemical company B.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Well it's not. It doesn't boil down to that because
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: chemical company A or B like the sodium second, like
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: what was Abbott Laboratories doing? That was bad? They provided
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: a safe alternative to sugar. They didn't. There was no
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: science behind their product being harmful. I know it's popular
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: now to be like, oh, every corporation's evil. These motherfuckers
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: didn't do anything to get their product banned.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: They did nothing wrong. There's no cause to call them evil.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, mon Santo and their friends.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but no, you said one evil company's more
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: evil than the other, like in.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: This situation, the company is by definition more evil than
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: a company which which does not have potent the potential.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: For Okay, okay, okay, okay, take here.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, did you just Jedi mind trick us into thinking
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: all companies are evil?
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I hope so didn't work.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Now, Now there's some good companies out there, Little name six,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: all name one, Little Caesar's what really?
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: What do they do? Costco? Fucking Google it Costco? I
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: do like Costco a lot employees very well. Yeah, they
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: keep pushing the upgraded executive membership on me. But I
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: love Costco and I've never heard anybody complain about working
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: for them.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: All Right, we should wrap this up. This was a
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: lot of fun. Danger you have stuff to plug, right.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Y yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. All right, people, Uh so.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: You know the hardest part of this show for me,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: It was the first few minutes. Oh that was fun.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: That was good.
• 44:54
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• 44:56
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• 45:00
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• 45:02
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• 45:05
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  Speaker 1: and those weed cookies.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Lady did eat. Chet wasn't there. That's probably wise, but
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: those were.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Some tasty fucking weed cookies. I'm gonna make some more.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Down
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Hare say goodbye goodbye everybody. Quincy, say goodbye.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Donald Rumsfeld. We love you. What the hell?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Goodbye? Everybody? Eat aspartame
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: People, you're finding itself to be