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FULL SHOW PODCAST: The Woody Show January 28th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the refic nature of this.
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  Speaker 2: Program, listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session. Hey, what's good? Everybody? What up? Today?
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  Speaker 2: Is Wednesday, January the twenty eighth, twenty twenty sixth. We
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  Speaker 2: are the Woody Show. What that's Greg Gory. We got
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  Speaker 2: Menace Jenograd, Nice Sea bats is here. We've got Sammy
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  Speaker 2: he's our executive producer. We got Morgan, our associate producer.
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  Speaker 2: Van is a video producer, and then we got Borton
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  Speaker 2: mentioning the Woody Show production department. Dumbass Tyler is here.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here and giving us some of
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  Speaker 2: your valuable time today. Many ways to be a part
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  Speaker 2: good old fashioned email, which is email at thewoodieshow dot com. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: coming up for you on the show today. Grey's got
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  Speaker 2: a question that we're gonna go too. Should Greg go
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  Speaker 2: to the doctor? Robert Blae question what they say? If
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  Speaker 2: you have to ask, you should probably go. I shouldn't
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  Speaker 2: be asking. What's the other quote that we like? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: If there is doubt, there is no doubt. That's another
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  Speaker 2: good one. Should Greg go to the doctor? What now
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  Speaker 2: is what we're all asking? All Scott The Woodi Show,
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  Speaker 2: Family Feud? That more coming up here on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Besides collecting farts for guests, Who's gas? I ask everybody
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  Speaker 2: all the time to, you know, give me three things.
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  Speaker 2: You know, give me a list of three things that
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  Speaker 2: if I went to you at any given moment on
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  Speaker 2: the show, think something that you would come to the
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  Speaker 2: table talk about. Yeah, all right, So I'm gonna throw
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  Speaker 2: something out there, and then I want you guys here
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  Speaker 2: in the room to guess who's exciting? Fun fact that is? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: just to show you, like, you know, we're not living
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  Speaker 2: the most exciting lives. Okay, Okay, let's play the first one.
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  Speaker 2: This person got very excited after setting up some new
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  Speaker 2: ring cameras. Oh, given the circumstances, Given the circumstances, like circumstances, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: there are two people's right, two people. Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: think it's one. Okay, I'll I'll go with Gina Gina. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it would be either or Greg Gina. Yeah, kid, like
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  Speaker 2: you know your guests. I'm going with Greg Greg. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because Greg would get I think a good bit of
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  Speaker 2: self satisfaction, like setting up something technical even Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it wouldn't happen. You guys are all wrong. That one's mine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: why do you have new ones? Because I got a
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  Speaker 2: couple extra ones. I had a couple of these uh
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  Speaker 2: indoor wireless ones that I like, you have like ten thousand.
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  Speaker 2: There's a bunch on the outside, and then I had
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  Speaker 2: like three on the inside. I added a few more
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  Speaker 2: because there was just a couple of Are you.
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  Speaker 4: Basically watching people poop at this point?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no, no, they're they're in common areas. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: they're all in the in the common You know what
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  Speaker 2: I like if I am out of town, I like
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  Speaker 2: being menace ones that drone thing that will do like
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  Speaker 2: drone past throughout the throughout the house. Anyway, Yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: that was mine. I figured I'd start self deprecating to
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  Speaker 2: show you that I'm just as boring as everybody else.
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  Speaker 5: Anything in the news that's drone related is always delayed
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  Speaker 5: by forever.
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  Speaker 2: Oh we're gonna have pizza delivered by drone? Yeah please.
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  Speaker 2: Who's exciting life detail is this? They said, I'm sending
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  Speaker 2: a table runner back to Amazon because it was delivered
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  Speaker 2: covered in stains, and I have it with me for proof. Well,
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  Speaker 2: here's a master of Amazon sending a table runner back
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  Speaker 2: to Amazon because it was delivered covered in stains, and
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  Speaker 2: I have it with me for proof. Who's exciting life
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  Speaker 2: detail is this?
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  Speaker 4: Don't that sounds greg ish or Sea bass ish because
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  Speaker 4: you would.
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  Speaker 2: Silver. Do you know what a table runner is? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's insanely non Sea Bass. Yeah, I'm not seeing your
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  Speaker 2: new place. Uh yeah. The last place he did not
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  Speaker 2: have a table. I did not have a table. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I thought was really here's something I thought it was
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  Speaker 2: like really cool in Seabaster's place. You know, you can
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  Speaker 2: use things for you know, like unintended purpose. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 2: got like this one of those big wheel like, uh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: well I have things and what you are both correct? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's like a it's like a tool chest, like a
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  Speaker 2: bad ass tools Yeah, but he used it as an
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  Speaker 2: entertainment center. Hell yeah, so he's got like his TV
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  Speaker 2: on there, but it's got all the drawers and something,
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  Speaker 2: so it's like it's as cool industrially. Hell, he's got
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  Speaker 2: like by and it's four hundred damn pounds. It's super
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  Speaker 2: heavy things. I have one in my garage, but it's
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  Speaker 2: for tools. Yeah, that's a good thing. You don't move
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  Speaker 2: them on. Yeah. Well. Oh, by the.
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  Speaker 6: Way, speaking of which, I know we're interesting life stories,
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  Speaker 6: but I'm going to be moving again this year.
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  Speaker 2: Why well, because I am not satisfied with the level
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  Speaker 2: of service in your saving. However, you love the move
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  Speaker 2: because you think he's on the run from something.
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  Speaker 6: Because of an undisclosed and potential project that I can't
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  Speaker 6: talk about right now, I can't move very far. So
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  Speaker 6: I'm considering just moving to a different building in my
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  Speaker 6: complex that's not as near to all the like the
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  Speaker 6: noisy hoodlums.
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  Speaker 2: So you're gonna stay in the same that is the
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  Speaker 2: same management, same everything, Like, there's just to a different
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  Speaker 2: apartment of the.
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  Speaker 6: Buildings in my complex. I would be moving potentially just
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  Speaker 6: across the hallway, all right, because I'm my window overlooks
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  Speaker 6: the main one of the main entrances, and there's all
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  Speaker 6: sorts of hoodlums, Like I said, after a loud cars
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  Speaker 6: and all, yes, all right, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Not super interesting, but it's not that it's not Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's not uninteresting, but it is still like, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 2: shaking your hand at the fist of the clouds kind of.
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  Speaker 6: I would rather move to a location, but I can't
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  Speaker 6: leave my current area for again, for a possible future.
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  Speaker 2: Project undisclosed, possible future project table runner. I'm going Gina,
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  Speaker 2: all right, you think that's Gina? Gina, who's got who's
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  Speaker 2: your guest? Greg? Yeah? Maybe a Sammy in there, Greg,
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  Speaker 2: Sammy Sea Bass, Greg, Regina. Well, I gotta pick one.
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  Speaker 2: That's the game, okay, Greg? In that case, I Greg
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  Speaker 2: it up, Greg it up. This is interesting story. This
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  Speaker 2: was said to me covered in schmutz and stains and just.
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  Speaker 4: Look at this hold on, there's like there's this, there's
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  Speaker 4: toothpaste stains.
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  Speaker 2: That is weird. That was brand new and it came
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  Speaker 2: out of the bag this way. It wasn't even in
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  Speaker 2: the packaging. It was in the packaging. It's just so
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  Speaker 2: this is like a light brownish gray with gray and
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  Speaker 2: there's and look, but what do you mean a table
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  Speaker 2: runner for in the first place I want to put
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  Speaker 2: on my dining room table. I know where it goes.
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  Speaker 4: It's like I'm saying, what's the what's a better answer?
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  Speaker 2: What does it serve a purpose? Just ties the table together?
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  Speaker 4: But my husband's already complaining that there are way too
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  Speaker 4: many seating areas in our house. There's like five different
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  Speaker 4: choices because I want everyone to be comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the three people in the areas. That doesn't
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  Speaker 2: make any sense. I mean we have the last see
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  Speaker 2: how it could be a thing. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 2: really like it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like this room, Sure, sit in this room.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you one more from our list of super
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  Speaker 2: exciting right. It's like there's a trend here. He's delivering
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  Speaker 2: all right. Uh. Next up, this person said, are all
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  Speaker 2: dentists the same? Because my current dentist is no longer
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  Speaker 2: does no longer take my current dentist no longer takes
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  Speaker 2: our new insurance? Is really fascinating entist three or four
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  Speaker 2: times for different reasons. I mean, there are good dentists
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  Speaker 2: and bad dentists, Like there's good contractors and bad contractors.
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  Speaker 2: Dentists they all work on teeth. Sometis all right, So
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  Speaker 2: who's super interesting contribution is this way?
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  Speaker 6: I think has to do since it has to do
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  Speaker 6: with the impossibilities of our insurance.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's a Greg territory. It screams Greg, Greg. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I mean you complained about the uh the insurance things.
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  Speaker 2: I mean that makes sense.
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  Speaker 7: I would I want to write that down and get
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  Speaker 7: it to you. Okay, I feel like, go ahead, who's
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  Speaker 7: you got?
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  Speaker 2: Who's got your guests?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think this is you. I'm going I'm sweeping
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  Speaker 4: for Greg this time.
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  Speaker 2: This one is Greg Gorg. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I like to use the my three things as my
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  Speaker 5: questions for you guys, because I was considering changing dentist.
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  Speaker 2: Huh, And I do like my dentists? But how often
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  Speaker 2: do you go twice a year? Year?
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  Speaker 5: So are they aren't they all kind of the same?
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  Speaker 2: So clean? Who really cares? If you need actual work,
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  Speaker 2: you want to make sure you go to somebody. I
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  Speaker 2: mean the cleanings are cleanings, just the regular routine stuff
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  Speaker 2: is Yeah, like they still want to find a good
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  Speaker 2: dentist because there at some point you will need some something. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I'll imagine at some point, you know, you'll have a
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  Speaker 2: cavity or you'll have now or did you ask Greg?
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  Speaker 6: I'll give you the reasons why I've switched a couple
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  Speaker 6: dentists now dumped dentists.
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  Speaker 2: I should say.
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  Speaker 6: One his office decor was just way too shabby, Like
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  Speaker 6: there was no signs. That's the reflection of quality, right,
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  Speaker 6: there were signs and stuff that were up that were
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  Speaker 6: like had too many exclamation points. Another guy, another one
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  Speaker 6: because I was trying a few out. And then another
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  Speaker 6: one had male hygenis, so that's a no. And one
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  Speaker 6: who said it wasn't a fun gay one he just
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  Speaker 6: like it was a brown absolutely, but you like bros
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  Speaker 6: not doing that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. Everybody has their place exactly that one. All right,
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  Speaker 2: you want one more? Yeah? One more? All right? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: All right? This this person went to a shoe store
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  Speaker 2: and overheard two women talking about going to Alaska. This
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  Speaker 2: better be a topic of conversation and I'm not aware of.
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  Speaker 5: Right, I guess menace because the shoes shoes, all right,
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  Speaker 5: man us, Yeah, okay, it has to be.
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  Speaker 2: It has to be back okay, good good one menace?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Well yeah, yeah, so old that because that was just
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  Speaker 7: a follow up. That was just a follow up, like
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  Speaker 7: right after we did our cruise that was like literally
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  Speaker 7: the day after.
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  Speaker 2: But the story is that because so somebody else went
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  Speaker 2: to Alaska besides us.
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  Speaker 7: No, I was saying, like, oh dude, it was coincidentally,
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  Speaker 7: we just got back from Alaska.
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  Speaker 2: These uh, these people were buying.
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  Speaker 7: Shoes so they could go to Alaska during yeah, on
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  Speaker 7: their trip to Alaska. So then I started breaking down
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  Speaker 7: because they happened to be going on the same exact cruise.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, and there really did you give? I
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  Speaker 2: gave him the crab bucket. Yeah, Tracy's crab back. I
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  Speaker 2: know you're trying to break down mine, but like you
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  Speaker 2: have to pick we just everybody else. Everybody had one.
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  Speaker 7: So for when do you say we don't live exciting
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  Speaker 7: lives or like do exciting things?
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  Speaker 2: Like, okay, you have the most exciting live. That wasn't
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  Speaker 2: not saying. I thought what this is about? Just dude, okay,
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  Speaker 2: it was just boring.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know the point.
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  Speaker 5: Tomorrow things went skydiving do it and chopped my left
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  Speaker 5: tesco off.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, waiting chicken breast against the grain. Guys. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: not good? Not good? Do you guys do that? Let
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  Speaker 7: We're doing listener meetups in San Francisco, Saint Louis, and Anaheim.
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  Speaker 7: What's going on, everybody, It's Menace all you podcast listeners,
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  Speaker 7: Woody Show. The first event is happening this Friday in
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  Speaker 7: pm to eight pm. Woody, Greg, myself and Gina will
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  Speaker 7: all be there. And then for the Bay Area OG listeners, myself,
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  Speaker 7: Menace and TCL We're doing a meet up for all
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  Speaker 7: of you three pm to five pm at the Crossing
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  Speaker 7: in San Francisco. The address is two fifty Main Street.
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  Speaker 7: That's Saturday, February seven, three to five pm. We're gonna
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  Speaker 7: be giving away TV's wood Show, merch and more. And
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  Speaker 7: if you haven't heard, February twenty first Saturday, three to
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  Speaker 7: five pm, we're doing the Woody Show Meat Market. Everybody
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  Speaker 7: It's gonna be a big blowout party. We're gonna have
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  Speaker 7: a band there, Dogma Society and more. So we hope
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  Speaker 7: to see you at all these events, and thank you
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  Speaker 7: for listening to The Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. Welcome back, Evrett, Buddy, Light Bones are
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  Speaker 2: these stories in the news, SeaBASS was just talking about
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  Speaker 2: we saw it was a Christian cavalary whatever on TV,
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  Speaker 2: and like the question is, like, there's so many of
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  Speaker 2: these type of people, right, like the reality show people
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  Speaker 2: or just these kind of whatever diamond and they all
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  Speaker 2: have podcasts, Like how many people they have these supposedly
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  Speaker 2: these giant eight figure deals or whatever the hell? Right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and in like medicine, Oh no, millions millions of people
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  Speaker 2: are listening and watching and everything else. It's because people
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  Speaker 2: are dumb, that's true. Like it's it's just it's just
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  Speaker 2: people are idiots, and like I don't understand. But we
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  Speaker 2: also have these stories where people they keep getting taken
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  Speaker 2: by scammers or by in this case, fortune tellers. So
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  Speaker 2: this is why people like that have millions, because there
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  Speaker 2: are people who are doing that. This is a couple
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  Speaker 2: in Pennsylvania, a couple of fortune tellers hit with multiple
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  Speaker 2: felony charges. Gina Marie Marx and Steve Nicholas have been
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  Speaker 2: accused of running a psychic scam that took victims by
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  Speaker 2: existing that took victims out of more than six hundred
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars. The counted detectives. They say that one of
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  Speaker 2: the victims reached out for a psychic vision reading over
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  Speaker 2: the phone, and they somehow managed to convince this woman
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  Speaker 2: that she was quote plagued by a powerful curse that
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  Speaker 2: was keeping love and happiness out of her grasp, and
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  Speaker 2: that her marriage, business, and happiness would be destroyed if
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't removed.
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  Speaker 4: Let us guess how it needs to be cleansed, all right?
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  Speaker 4: By forking over how much money?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Over the next eleven months, exorbitant sums of money
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  Speaker 2: and luxury goods were demanded for the cleansing. There we go,
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  Speaker 2: you mean by like they thought, goun to her head?
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  Speaker 2: Or well she wanted she wanted to have happiness in love? Again?
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  Speaker 2: What do you wanted? Did you see that? What is
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  Speaker 2: she supposed to do? The second woman was asked for
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  Speaker 2: increasingly personal items and details about her life, and then
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  Speaker 2: those items were then allegedly used against her under the
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  Speaker 2: threat of reputation, old damage in personal repercussions unless financial
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  Speaker 2: institution instructions weren't followed light for that blackmailion. So yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so this duo they have a hearing scheduled for next
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  Speaker 2: week and yeah, over six hundred thousand dollars. People are like,
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  Speaker 2: oh cool, cool, how much do you need about the
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  Speaker 2: bank right now? Let me call you back. They were
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  Speaker 2: both the foot them in an envelope pool. Okay, but
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  Speaker 2: what if the psychics truly believe she was cursed? Doesn't
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  Speaker 2: that was truly the way.
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  Speaker 1: To get out of that?
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  Speaker 2: How does that explain the extortion? Well, I mean, will
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  Speaker 2: show your panting, willing participants. Have you the way you
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  Speaker 2: said back proved me wrong the way you said that?
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  Speaker 2: Have you been have you been taken by something like okay,
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe it? Psychic?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I think there's two sides because when you watch
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  Speaker 6: like like the Old Pin and Teller show BS where
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  Speaker 6: they expose psychics or whatever, Yeah, they go out of
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  Speaker 6: their way to like really paint the people as victims,
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  Speaker 6: like they are just searching for answers. No, no, two
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  Speaker 6: things cann be true. Psychics are scumbags and liars and
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  Speaker 6: by their nature frauds. It should be illegal. And these
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  Speaker 6: people are also really stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I'm desperate.
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  Speaker 4: It's like pyramid scheme people like, oh, they took all
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  Speaker 4: these people. Yeah, but these all these people thought they
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  Speaker 4: were going to get rich overnight on the backs of
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  Speaker 4: somebody else. You know, So two things can be true.
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  Speaker 2: Just you know, guys, for anybody listening, just don't be dumb.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it'd be nice. Stop being so stupid.
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  Speaker 6: That's the problem is because I know a very very
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  Speaker 6: dumb person and yeah, you tell them, you show them
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  Speaker 6: a dumb thing they did, explain why it's dumb. They'll
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  Speaker 6: either deny it straight up or just forget about it.
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  Speaker 6: And because they're the way their brain's working is that's
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  Speaker 6: that's the groove, that's their pattern is this is my
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  Speaker 6: stupid way of living.
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  Speaker 2: And they're going to keep doing it. Yeah this room.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, but.
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  Speaker 2: I know a clinically dumb person and you could show
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  Speaker 2: him to his face.
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  Speaker 6: And people do this because they try to make his
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: life better, try to keep him getting He's get scammed.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: He gets scammed all the time.
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: And they'll say, we will exactly, we want you, we
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: want to help you, We're trying to help you and
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: then tomorrow next thing yeah, same same sca chemical imbalance.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. I feel this more for people who the
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: next step would be drinking hand sanitized No Woody show
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: you forget of people doing dumb stuff. At least you
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: can chalk this up to kids being dumb. This thirteen
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: year old kid, and I mean too old for this
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: kind of crab. Thirteen year old kid swallowed between one
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: hundred and two hundred high powered magnets. Dam he bought
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: them online and the magnets they were tiny, but strong
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: enough to form four long chains inside the kid's gut
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: after he ate them. And because of the way magnets
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: clamped together, they caused like these patches of dead and
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: testinal tissues in the kid's system. He ended up having
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: to have surgeries. The doctor's surgeons removed a whole section
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: of his bowel. Oh boy, and that doesn't grow back,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: you guys. So after understood that, after eight days, the
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: kid was released, but he's not out of the woods.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Doctor's warning oftential long term effects bowel obstruction, hernia's chronic pain.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: What a dumb ass, a four year old?
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: That's the thing, Like, why do kids swallow stuff that
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: isn't food.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: But why batteries? Kid?
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: The other day? Well, not saw him, but saw online
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: he swallowed a bunch of batteries.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. Yeah, maybe a dog would do.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Maybe he was a little sleepy, a little pick me
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: and this will this will do it. People are dumb
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: red bull bowels gone?
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: Does he have to pee in a bag? It doesn't
• 19:28
  Speaker 8: affect that.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Right, No, bowels affecting your key like a philosophy bag,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: like poop in a bag. That's pos all right, hold on,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: hold on, so come on, guys, what.
• 19:42
  Speaker 8: Alright, let's go.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: So he swallows. No, so he swallows. I'm just trying
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: to figure out how the how the math math?
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: Well, I don't know what got removed from his body.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I told you of his bowel, right, that would effect okay.
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: Hold on, so the entire body?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Uh huh? So he would have to do what? Pee
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: in a bag? He said?
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: It's crazy. We're kind of late on time.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Don't you think he had the peace in the bag?
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Maybe bowels? Because it was bowels? What do you think
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: where are the bowels?
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: I thought it was your stomach.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I mean it's connected to the stomach, and that would
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: affect what action that you do.
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: Eating, drinking, digesting, you know, digestion.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's a bowel movement?
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: That's a bathroom thing?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: What bathroom? But what bathroom things?
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: Number two?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Number two?
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, So he doesn't need a pee in the
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: back and poop in the backroom.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Possibly there it is. Hey, look, would any of us
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: do that same thing? We all have to answer to it.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I remember what.
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: Welcome So he could be pooping in a bout.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: It's a lost all right.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: The bowels affect my eating kind of well maybe, but
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: not your peing.
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: Oh you're pooping now you caught it.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Anyways, that's the ticket, Morgan, that's the ticket. I'm just
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: saying a lot of our commentators are picking up on
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Morgan's on what Morgan's I don't know. Yeah, you're like, yeah,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: that's a nice way to say it. But you know what,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: she is a naturally curious person. Which that's that's the key. See,
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: people are dumb but not curious, that's what that's the
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: scary combination. Yeah, and if you don't don't know, but
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: if you're curious.
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: I'm not a free to ask dumb questions. I know
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: there's no dumb question that's but.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: That's so Morgan's allowed to ask dumb questions. I'm not
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: ask a dumb question. And look what happened. That's what
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I said. We all have to answer for our dumb stuff. Yeah,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: so it's only fair there, it's only fair that she
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: has to as well. Eight seven seven four woodies. You
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: can say, I do have a I do have ADSK.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: What's up? Yeah? So this middle school gym teacher was
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: sent to jail he raped a fifteen year old girl. Okay,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: and now he's dead. Oh ask me how? How? Killed
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: by another inmate?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: There you go. Yeah. He was convicted in twenty eleven,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: sentenced to fifteen years, and he only had a couple
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: years left. Nice bummer. Shout out to Wilbert Baldwin. He's
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: the dude who killed him. So great shout out Wilbert.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: You know I'm saying, yeah, cause you hear about you
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: hear about the money on his books? Yeah right, might
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: I might? So you hear about that stuff all the time.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Oh well, you know, guys like this don't do well
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: in prison, Like, oh well, you know, he won't make
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: it out of there alive anyway. And I'm like, how
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: did it but you never hear about some of these
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: high profile guys or not even I know the high
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: profile guys, they kind of hide away, right, No, But
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I'm still like, perfect example, I'm still blown away that
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: the lady that killed Selena is still like a lot.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: How was she still like she's playing like baseball? So
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: years ago, years ago, I was turning thirty, and so
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I had a bunch of my friends and whatever they
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: were bringing me to the Steelers Raiders game at the
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Oakland Coliseum. And everybody warned me, dude, don't be wearing
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: no Steelers gears. Don't get your ass kicked, and talking
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: about what badasses the read. I'm like, dude, I'm wearing
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: my stuff. I don't care. And compound that with we
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: were hammered because I'll shout out the Raiders. Because the
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Raiders they gave us like all this stuff. They set
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: up an RV and had all these drinks and food
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: out in the parking lot. They gave us a kick
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: ass tail getting spot, and they welcomed us in. They
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: gave us all the tickets. We even brought some listeners
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: and stuff. But I had like all these you know,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: friends of mine stuff. We were hammered, okay, hammered. And
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: not only were we wearing the other team's gear in
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: the stadium, we were talking mad trash, like almost trying
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: to see if anybody would like, I'm like, where are
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: all these people that I heard that you can't even
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: wear black and golden to the stadium without them, but
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: kicking your ass? Nothing. We talked crap to the guys
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: with the spiky shoulds and stuff. Nothing. This is just
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: things that people say. I'm not saying there haven't been
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: fights and things that, but it's not like it's just
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: not a thing where it happens consistently. And I'm convinced
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: that that's how it is for a lot of this
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: prison stuff you hear about, like people who mess with
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: you know, women or kids. Yet they're done, They're done. Well,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Dahmer was done. He got beaten to death. Yeah, but
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: that was.
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: Because he was a jokester. He was joking around too
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: much with the other inmate, and he annoyed the guy
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: that were cleaning the room with the look it up. Yeah,
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: he was like he was annoying, just joking killed.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: He was just too much of a kill. Shout out
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: the Wilbird Baldwin.
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: Nice, I would also have to think that you have
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: a life sent The people with life sentences are the
• 24:53
  Speaker 9: ones that are willing to kill.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: If not, you have nothing to lose. So this Wilbird
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Baldwin guy who killed them, Uh, he was in for
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: a second degree murder. I'm not sure how long his
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: sentence was, but gonna be a little bit longer. They're
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: gonna still a little longer. He's getting late check out. Yeah,
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: we're going to extend his stay. It's like in shawshak
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Read was the guy who could get you stuff. Right.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: If I had a life sentence, I'd be the guy
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: that you go to to end other people. Why not here,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: give me some cigarettes?
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: A guy in Texas, he was in court being sentenced
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: for the murder of his wife back in twenty twenty three,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: and suddenly he just started puking some medical emergency, you know,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: like seconds before the sentencing was announced. The guy had
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: taken some meth and was having an overdose. So I
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: am so the bailiff tried to save him. He didn't
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: make it up. Yeah, that was like his cyanide pill.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: And back in the in the courtroom, the authorities they
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: found a crystal like substance, and they were going to
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: do an autopsy to figure out what happened. But who cares. Yeah,
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: they're right, how do you even get drugs into the
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: courtroom in the first place? Well, yeah, glad he did. Yeah,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: like bummer, nobody will miss him.
• 25:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Man, now we're going to save all that time and money.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: I did. I did see. There was like some account
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: that was showing like unbelievable real life videos where it
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: is like from news events or different things, like the
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: one there was a guy and he I think he
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: molested this dude's son or whatever. So the guy's doing
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: like a purp walk. They have them and they're walking
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: through the courthouse and the guy's kind of standing over
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: by the payphones and so that's how long ago this was,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: back when there were payphones. And he just walks up
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: and shoots the guy right in the head and kills
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: him right there in the courthouse. Yeah, and the dad's
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: not in jail. Wow, he was. It was It was
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: super short, so worth it. Yeah, it was an accident,
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: just so worth it. Anyway. There was another one speaking
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: of people in court. I forget he was a general
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: or something, and some the Iraqi. I have no I
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: have military I have no idea of anyway. This guy, uh,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: he was talking about what an injustices was, but he's
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: being held, you know, accountable for all these crimes and
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: and so he had something in his hand and he
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: just kind of drank it real quick and they dropped
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: dead on the spot. Yeah. Crazy good. Give me option,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: like that should be the option, like right there in
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: the courtroom. You want to do this on your own terms. Yeah,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: let's make a deal. Like okay, so here you you know,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: you've just been convicted of murdering your wife. Ah yeah,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: So you can either go with the sense that we're
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: gonna impose or paper couple drink or you could drink
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: it's in this paper cup. Don't ask any questions. It
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: could be cool, a It could be something that you
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: could make a roulette.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, make it like let's make a deal, or
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: take the curtains or take the goat.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: So good, all right? Something uh, something lighter more fun.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: How about this? It says this is Sammy's boyfriend. She
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: let me touch her elbow last week and she smiled
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: at me in public. I'm so lucky. Billy is such
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: a lucky guy show. If you know the moon landing
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: was Pike and pay put is wheels. Today's redneck news
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: is from massive uses for this guy. He was doing
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: some shopping there at his local target, just trying to
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: get some stuff he needed. Only he wasn't buying stuff,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: he was shoplifting stuff. The guy and another woman ran
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: off from the store with one hundred and fifty dollars
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: with the stuff they didn't pay for. Employees try to
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: stop him, weren't able to do that, but then those
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: employees I guess, called the cops, and cops were nearby.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: They stopped the couple just a few minutes later, and
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: when they walked up to the guy, they noticed that
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: he was doing something. Oh what, Oh, I see what
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: he said. He's shoving a small baggy of stuff into
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: his mouth. The oh yeah, ok, yeah, four to five
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: bundles of cocaine and a bundle of fentanyl. Oh yeah,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: big mouth that Now this goes like what Greg's saying,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: like if fentanyls so dangerous where he came and like
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: being the theme whatever, like this just goes to show
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: like that's been overblown. And it also depends on the mouth.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: It is in the wrapper you know, yeah, there's better
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: places that you know. I think he was arrested, charged
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: with a ton of stuff including shoplifting, possession of a
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Class A substance, tampering with evidence, assault and battery and
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: a police officer. So uh, there we go. That is
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: from Massachusetts. Or a guy did some shoplifting at the
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: target and then swallowed some bags of cocaine and fentanyl.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Big day, right, and that is today he's read Nick
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Good Times. Yeah, then what happens because like, your body's
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: gonna try to break down whatever you've swallowed. Yea, So
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: they like, what would the plan be like if you
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: have a whole bag of cocaine, a whole bag of federyl,
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: You're gonna overdose that that thing opens up, right and
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: then you're dead. And he was just hamstering it and
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: maybe not swallowing, and the ideas of what either barf
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: it up or crap it out? Yeah is that what
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: you do? Yeah? Yeah? It save it for later? Yeah? Yeah,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: come on, and do you have to disclose to your
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: buyer later that through you just just so you know,
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: it's like if somebody dies closed. Yeah, I was just
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: a source. The show will be right back. Morgan on
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: scale one of ten. What would you give the wood show?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I want to say sixty seven, but I'm sticking with six.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: No show. We've got the what you show meetup? What
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: do you show? Meet Market? Coming up MARKT Calendar Saturday
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: February twenty first at Brewery X in Anaheim. The band
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Dogma Society will be there. Uh, they're gonna be performing.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: We'll have a bunch of other stuff that we're that
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: we're giving away things free to win, but just a
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: social Hey, how are you? Thanks for listening. We're actually
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: expecting a really good crowd. I think we're gonna have
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: a nice turnout. Hoping the weather, you know, cooperates. But Saturday,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: February twenty first, Yeah, because it's this time of year,
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: it's either going to be like cold, right or what
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: feels like cold not like what everybody else here here
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: in Saint Louis is like nine degrees. We're in Saint
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Louis here for an event tomorrow night and for Friday night. Yeah,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: and the daytime is a high of seventeen. Yeah, we're
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: going We're going to a hockey game at Saint Louis
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Blues game for an event that's gonna be the warmest
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: thing we do totally. It's be at the hockey game.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: It'll be a relief. Yeah. Anyway, Saturday, February twenty first
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Brewer reacts in Anaheim. Get all the details just click
• 31:21
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• 31:24
  Speaker 2: ninety eight seven FM dot com or by going to
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: the Woodieshow dot com. The Woodies Show and we have
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: a little contest that we're gonna play this morning. Now,
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Menace was a Joe Coy show at the PPG Paints
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Arena in Pittsburgh. When he went and he saw Joe
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: and he got some audio for a round of wood
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Show Family Feud. Now, this is how it's different from
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: the family feud that you see on television. For that,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: they have a survey of one hundred people and they
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: ask them these different questions. You try to guess what's
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: on the board and may get the top answer on
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: the board. It's the most points blah blah blah blah blah. Here. Uh,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: we just asked one person, and that person today is
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Joe Coy. Now, we usually have the one person that
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: we've never met before. We don't know anything about them.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: It's usually some kind of like a you know, Jugglo
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: or some homeless person that lives outside of Seabst's apartment building,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: you know, something like that. But today it's somebody that
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: we actually know. So I'm curious to see how we
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: will do and we'll get the question. Questions are for
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: each individual person here on the show. Yes, all right,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: and then we can try to help out. It's up
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: to them to come up with their final answer, and
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: then we can see if if we get any points
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: here in this round of what do you show? Family?
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Few as? All right?
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: So Joe Koy, Yeah, Joe ky, I have a little
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: piece of audio just to remind people's you know what
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: his voice sounds like.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: You guys know, Joe Yeah, Hi, what's your name? Away
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: from Hi?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: My name is Joe Coy and I am from the
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: streets of Tacoma, Washington.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: What do you do for living?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I am an entertainer and I also enjoy juggling.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: We're gonna play family feud. Can't wait, all all right?
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: So I can't wait? And he sounds like a really
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: nice guy. Yeah. For some reason, I don't think he's
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: gotten your hair. He sounds like a guy with him.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Ye sounds yeah, right, yeah, a Filipino, not like Philip
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: right right, yeah, not like karaoke nurse. Yea Filipino. But
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: sounds like he's going to be successful someday. Would he
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: show family feud and menace? Who gets the first question here?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Let's go with Greg Corey you ring and gory, great gory.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: The first question will be name something you shouldn't do
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: while driving? That name something you shouldn't do while you're
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: driving the room. Yeah, you've been texting on the phone,
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: your makeup? Yeah, what about drinking? But those are all normal.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: He's gonna say something funny or is he just gonna
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: try and build this out son.
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: Maybe he's always telling his son not to text in
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: my sleep?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Eating, eating, drinking? All strong answers, Oh, man, kind of
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: our canary and the exactly. So let's just say, yeah,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: that's the one that's good too. H My gut instinct
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: says drinking. That's kind of boring, but yeah, answer, answer, answer,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: All right. Let's uh, let's see what we got here.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Name something that you shouldn't do while driving. Name something
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: you shouldn't do while driving?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Eat chicken nuggets?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Do you often eat while you're driving?
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: What do you usually it's.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Usually a file ale fish and I drive with my knee.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not joking. I drive with my knee and I
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: got two hands on the sandwich.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Well that's safe, that's all right, alright, but I'm still
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: a good answer. Sorry, we saw we saw plenty more
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: questions here this round of what do you show family feud?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: And Menace is talking to our friend Joe Coy, who
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: gets the next question Menace. Let's go with Gina. The
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: question for Joe Coy will be name something you do
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: what wait, name something you do with your fingers other
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: than pointing.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Something you do with your fingers other than pointing. Okay,
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: think about this, he said, fingers, not hands.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something you do with your fingers others than point
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: you give the middle finger, the thumbs up. Pick your nose.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: That's a good one. Let's see.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: I think for Joe it's going to come down to
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: either flip someone the bird or pick your nose.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. I'm gonna go with yeah. Yeah, I'm trying
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: to because it's going to be trying. I'm trying to
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: put myself in Joe's shoes right right, because I'd say
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: like you or maybe like pick a wedge. You pick
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: your butt right, just the one? Well, yeah, I say
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: you can use more than one finger. Yeah, I know
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: you could. I don't know. What what do you saying?
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I like, pick your nose. I think that's a strong answer.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, Question number two here on this
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: round of what do you show family feud with Joe Cooy?
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Name something people do with their fingers other than pointing,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: dig in their nose, in your nose?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I did it right before these questions? Do you ever
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: pull out like sheets of boogers? Booger sheets?
• 37:00
  Speaker 11: You know what I pulled out just before the show,
• 37:02
  Speaker 11: And I'm not even joking. I pulled an itchy booger
• 37:05
  Speaker 11: out and there was a hair in the booger. Yeah,
• 37:08
  Speaker 11: it looked like cotton, cotton on a branch. Yeah, that's
• 37:12
  Speaker 11: what it looked like, Just this big, thick, nasty booger
• 37:17
  Speaker 11: at the end of this long hair.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: He was harvesting tonsilestones. And he's like, because he's like
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: his finger in his mouth. Look, he was Yeah, nice job. Yes,
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: all right, So what do you show a family feud
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: with Joe Coy? Who gets the next question? Menace?
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: Let's go with you, all right, all right? Question for
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: Joe cooy. Okay, name something you do when no one
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: is watching?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean unless you like, uh, no one watching.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: That's a great answer. Uh take extra, an extra helping
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: of food or deserve that one because you want to
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: look like a fat ass, even if you are a fat.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: Ass and Joe doesn't strike me as a shoplifter.
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: No that no.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Tugging, Yeah, no one else is watching? I mean pooping? Yeah,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: dance like nobody's right.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: He's a great dancer. Everyone watches him.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, eating food when no one's watching. That reminds me
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: of was it the movie This is forty? Where was
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: it Paul Rudd who was eating cupcakes out of the
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: garbage can? So it's like, no, I threw them away.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: You know what, You're right, I shouldn't have these in
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: the house. I'm throwing them away and it would god
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: there eat them out of the garbage the trash. That's
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: a good Oneata yeah, man said garbage can cookies. Trash
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: can cookies. Good h Yeah, you know what? God, what
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: do you say? The first thing I think? Joey, Joey. Yeah,
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: we'll go, We'll go, Joey right going? All right? Question
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: number three in this round of Woody Show Family Feud
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: with Joe Koy. Name something you do when nobody is watching.
• 39:10
  Speaker 11: I cut the hard cuticle skin, like the hard crusty
• 39:15
  Speaker 11: skin in the corner of my toes like you know,
• 39:18
  Speaker 11: the corner of your toenail.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Like it gets really hard and crusty, and I cut
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: it and I smell it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: It is not a lie. I really do it.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I guess what. I enjoy it when I know it's
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: about to like, oh, it's time to cut my quo.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I'll do it in the studio next time. I'll show
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: you what I do well.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: I'm also known for cutting my toeskin.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: You do.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we put it in ramen and we try to
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: get somebody but they want to gross. Yeah, I'm being serious.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: I do it too. I get off on it.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I love it. It's so rewarding, Isn't that It's satisfying.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: It's satisfying. It's like a new toe.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Have you ever like scratched your nuts, fellas and then
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: sniffed yours? Of course, I don't know, because I think
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: it's it's almost like instinctual. What are you expecting or
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: not expect a musk? I don't know if you smell nothing.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: You're kind of pleasantly surprised, like I'm so cold, But
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: it wasn't even like I wonder what it smells like.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: I think like sometimes you scratch and then you just
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: immediately I don't know. I don't know why I can't.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: I would say I do that daily. I think if
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: you watch like those videos where there's like, you know,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: apes and stuff like that, and they're picking stuff off
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: of another ape or they and they look at it
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: and they eat, like did they know what they're doing?
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Like they or do they realize that they're even doing that?
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's an It's an animal instinct, you guys,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: you know we are animals. We are all right. That's
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: what is your family feud with Joe cooy one point
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: one point out of three. You saw it, not not terrible,
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: ud better than normal, not great, but not terrible, not terrible.
• 40:55
  Speaker 10: This is.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Welcome back, everybody, same old debate. I'm kind of I'm
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: with Sea Bass where at first, when you have a
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: conversation about something, it's worth having the conversation the first time,
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: maybe even the second time, and maybe one more time
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: for the people in the back. You know, your grandma
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: but dude, all right, so this whole thing popped up.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: People were asked some normal by the numbers, and this
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: was all about food debates, right, and asking people about
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: you know, these different things. And like the first one
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: that came up, pineapple on pizza, I'm so tired of
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: that conversation. Yeah, does it belong in the pizza? Like
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: who cares? It's not bad? Like, just who cares? If
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: you like it, eat it if you don't. Personally, I
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: don't mind. It's not my first choice. If you want
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: it on your pizza, go for it. Who cares the
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: same way that people will yell at me because I
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: put ketchup on a hot dog or like a broaden. No,
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: because people say, oh, that's that's sacrilegious. Baby, you're a
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: good reason for hating it. And I don't understand because
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: it's not traditional. I don't know.
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: I don't understand the backlast I showed you. Personally, I
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: wouldn't do it, but if it already was served like that,
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: I would still eat.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Even Like who cares what anybody puts on their hot dog?
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Doesn't any Christmas barbecue? Speaking of hot dogs? The other
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: one and if you if you're curious. In the forty
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: eight percent people say that pineapple belongs on Peep Pizza.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: I thought it would be on the hot dog thing.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: It is a hot dog sandwich. Fifty percent say hot
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: dog isn't a sandwich. Okay, okay, okay, cool. Now this
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: is something that came up on the show recently. I again,
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: not for me. It just looks gross. Eggs with ketchup. Yeah,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: it so good. I seen an adult ketchup on eggs
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: if they're scrambled, or an omelet, not like a sunny
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: side ketchup with hot sauce. Hell yeah, it's not a
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: it's not a majority. It's thirty two percent of people
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: who do that chili is that a super or a stew?
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Who cares? Is it in a bowl? Do you eat
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: it with a with a spoon? That's thing. Yeah, if
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: you're curious and you really need an answer on it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: The normal by the number, sixty percent of people said
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: that chili is a stew. There you go because it's thick. Yeah, okay,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Hamburger is that a sandwich or no? Cause you see uh,
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: you know McDonald's of the fast food places saying oh,
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: get a sandwich and fries. The call they call it
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: a sandwich sandwiches. Okay, so again big deal. I mean
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: there are hot sandwiches, there are a cold sandwich. Typically
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: I will call uh, you know, anything that's cold that
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: would be the sandwich. Anything that's hot can also be
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: a sandwich as well, though, So does it matter if
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: it's a ground beef patty.
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: I don't know it's gonna piss you. No, you won't
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: have to worry about this because it would mean traveling overseas.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: What do you you goot when you go to like
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: KFC or anywhere in Europe or Australia anywhere they'll call,
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: they'll call it a chicken burger or a chicken hamburger.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: If it's a right, is a burger? It's infuriating? Okay?
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: It would it be a fish? Seventy three percent? Say
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: a hamburger is the sandwich? Yeah? What they call like,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: what would they call the file of fish fish? Not
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: that they have that. I mean I guess, well, I
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: guess I do have a fish sandwich, would imagine?
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, with chicken, you call it a chicken sandwich even
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: if it looks.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Like a burger. Yeah, jerks, all right?
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: Is coal McDonald's Australia fish burger fileo fish burger okay?
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Is colesla salad? Sixty seven percent say yeah, I think
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: it is. Is cole slat a salad okay? In the
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: salad category. There's a couple other food debates that aren't
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: like it. Is it a super stew? How should a
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: sandwich be cut diagonally? Vertically? Don't cut it? I don't
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: like the not cut it people. All this stuff slides
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: and starts like squirting out the back.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: If you want it to seem like you have more sandwich,
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: you want to cut that diagonally.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Diagonally, yeah, and it seems more classy, more fans. Because
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: I feel that I got like a you know, stupid
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: baby mouth like point yeah that point. Yeah, you go
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: a point first, because if it's just cut in half,
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: you have to kind of go middle or you know,
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: my parents rectangle. I'm like, do you not love me?
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: I feel like I paid more for the sailor ship
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: it's cut Yeah, nobody.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Here cuts crust off right child crust I guarantee it, no,
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: I'll use it. I mean, if it came crust list
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: that'd be great, but un crustable a right, well, the
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: normal the numbers. Forty nine percent said you cut it diagonally. Yeah,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: and second most popular is vertically. You can do that.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Leftover pizza better warm or cold? Warm? Warm, I'll eat
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: it cold. I'm not cold. I'm not a cold it's pizza.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Bver weird, happy to eat a cold sixty say warm
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: it up? What comes first with this dumb thing? Damn it,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: I thought I got all the really dumb ones. Which
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: what comes first with cereal? Milk or cereal?
• 45:44
  Speaker 11: Like?
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Do you put the cereal in first and then the
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: milk or the milk in the bowl and then the cereal?
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: A psychopath would do that if you're not milk saying
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying that milk firstus is a psychopath? Yeah, yeah, God,
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: all right. At least most people are on board. Ninety
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: three percent put the cereal for I we.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: Should explain why it's density. The cereal will not go
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: to the bottom of the milk. The milk will go
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: to the bottom of the cereal.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: You're eating rocks if it could splash everywhere. Thank you.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: I'll end up eating more cereal than I intended, because
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: once I get to the end of the bowl of cereal,
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: the actual cereal apart and there's milk left in there.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: I'll add just a little bit more so it's the
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: right ratio going back to that ratio. So in that case,
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: I guess the milk wasn't there first, But that's not
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: how I'm starting. What we need difference and one more thing,
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: just because again it's always nice talking about food. We're starving.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Best part of the brownie. I love the edge.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: They have brownie pants where it's all edge.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: It's like a like a what do they call that,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Like a serpent, So it's all edge. I'll get you
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: one of them. I've seen it at the store they
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: sell brownie BROWNI bridle bridle. I don't like that with
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: the scraping at the bottom of cracker. I like it
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: when it's dense and chewy edges. Having never even tried
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: that itte, it seems like it just tastes burnt does
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: but it's good. I need it a little bit, but
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: I like it the best part of the brownie. The
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: majority of people say the edge pieces are the best
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: they can have it. Want that middle part? Like things dry? Yeah,
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: hard when you get it when you get a piece
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: of cake, do you want the middle? Actually? Wait, isn't
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: too much icing. I take that back because I want
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: the outside corner. I want the middle fifty to fifty ice.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Because you're probably one of the people that scraped the
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: icing off. I don't get the less icing people. I don't.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: I know Greg doesn't. Greg went to the store and
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: bought that jar of icing. Just eat it by itself spoons.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: But you don't find that to be a childlike thing,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: like very childlike. It's a dessert thing, that's what it is.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Kind of grow out of the sweetness.
• 48:00
  Speaker 8: Like when I was a kid, I liked it.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Like that's too much, too ch too rich, too yi
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: too rich. Eight seven seven forty four Woody text us
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: if you like me part of the show eight seven
• 48:14
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• 48:16
  Speaker 2: up on social media at the Woody Show show, Hi,
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: welcome back everybody. Earlier in the hour, we now now
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: it's Joe. We wouldn't do that now, But at one
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: point Greg and I were thinking about because we heard
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: stories about people would end up with the tapeworm and
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: the tape formers eating all the excess calories, right, they
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: would lose so much weight for like rich weight. Yeah,
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: oh well, maybe there's a you know, a chance that
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: it could go to your brain, but like the super
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: small percentage chance. Yeah. And then Gina asked a question like,
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: wellhen you're ready to get like, how would you get
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: rid of it?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Well I don't know, so you'd probably have to go
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: to the doctor. Right, But Greg has another question about it.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: I don't worry about it. Should he go to the doctor?
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, this has nothing to do with the tapeworm.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: With his balls, my right ball has been hurting for
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: like over a month. Yeah, Like I just barely because
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I addicted to crossing my legs and I go to
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: do that motion to put it in. It's like like,
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: I kind of can you bruise your balls? That's a
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: great can you get like a testy bruise? Like if
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: you have some sort of something, because like maybe you
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: maybe you strained or injured, and so like by crossing
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: your legs or doing something like that, you did something.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: And I think somewhat recently, like within a few months,
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: my dog like bashed into it, so there was some
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: sort of trauma.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: But does that last now getting the mouth, does he
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: tug on your balls at the same No, because maybe
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: he got a little aggressive.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: He got like, really, no, no, I hate that. I
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: don't know how people do that in adult film, like
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: pull on it, well more than pull on it when
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: they do stuff of growing like a tea bagging kind
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: of thing. It's normal to the touch, sadly, not bigger.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: It's just normal, just dull, not a sharp pain, dull.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: But it depends like if I if I'm sitting here
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: just casually and I'm like, oh, I decided to cross
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: my legs. Sometimes it's like a.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Jolt of Has there been any kind of decrease in
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: sexual activity? In other words, have you been emptying the chamber? Yes? Okay,
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: So do you have.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: Any dizziness or nausea? I'm looking on GBT.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: This is where you go for the really good.
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you might want to if it's sharp pains, It
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: says here you might want to get looked at, just
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: in case there is a what you call the twisted
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: testes we talked about, talked about that.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Have you ever given Mario as Stevie wonder? Yeah? That
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: wonder you use your testie cover the eyes. Oh. It's
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: also known as the Roman War, the Arabian sunglasses, the
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Arabian because you put your TESTI statel over their eyes
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: they can't see, and then you run something else down
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: their nose. Roman warhme helmet. This is just this stev
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: wonder dud a you missing? Is the scrub rush? No,
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: I like doing the picassa where you just use use
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: it like a paint brush and just go all over.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't hurt to get a checked out. Right now,
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: there's another person in the studio who has another medical question.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's me, and I swear it's a real thing.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: It's I haven't been able to find anything about it
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: online except for on Reddit when people are like me too,
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: like the same thing when diet coke bottles smell.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Weird and you guys don't don't admit it, do you
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: guys ever?
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Feel like you eat cold cheese and it's fine, but
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: you eat melted cheese and it reeks havoc on your stomach.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, you you like, but why is cold cheese just cold? Fine?
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: And then when you melt it like, your stomach hurts
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: so bad.
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: I know it doesn't makes a difference.
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  Speaker 9: That's a really I agree with you, Yes it is,
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  Speaker 9: and it's like for me for a long time, it
• 51:56
  Speaker 9: was really especially pizza and things like that.
• 51:58
  Speaker 8: Depending on the type of cheeses on right, it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Could be really bad. It's the same, it's the same thing.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: It's just one's cold and one's melted.
• 52:07
  Speaker 9: What I have mentioned before too with me for some reason,
• 52:09
  Speaker 9: with desserts, I cannot have a warm cookie out of
• 52:12
  Speaker 9: the oven. It has to cool and cool down before
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: I can eat it or I will get sick.
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  Speaker 4: That has to be that has to be linked. Because
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: I've looked this up a thousand times. There is no
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: like medical reasoning. But people on Reddit are like me too,
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: me too, and there's no rhyme or reason for it. No,
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: we need to we need to look into this.
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: By the way, I had a hot cookie and ice
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: cream the other day that was so freaking good that,
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: having nothing.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Any skillets, I just enjoyed it. But I just I
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: just don't understand like why that would because I would
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: think either you have sensitivity to have dairy or whatever
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: it is, or you don't.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: Type of what type of melta cheese you reading. If
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: it's mozzarella, maybe it's just the mozzarella that.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Makes you but it's like drilled cheese or cheddar, and
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: it's like, oh, God. But if it's just cold, you
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: have regular cheddar fine fine melted on the grilled cheese.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: My stomach is killing me.
• 53:09
  Speaker 11: What is that?
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: It says?
• 53:10
  Speaker 9: Okay, so I just slipped it up, and I mean
• 53:12
  Speaker 9: your body's reaction to heat and it could be from
• 53:16
  Speaker 9: heat intolerance.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Uh, that's new. Yeah, I never heard of that. I know,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: I like hot food. That makes sense.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: I think it's just changing the molecular structure. I know
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: you're the engineer sea bass.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: You explain it to a sea bass? You know everything,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: and go I will say this. It is clearly, Uh,
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: women be psychosomatic exactly. Why would I bring this on myself?
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: All right? So there are some other things doctors warning
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: you not to ignore these common injuries, and these are
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: from er doctors. Just don't ignore these things. Get it
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: checked out. Animal scratches and bites. Sure really doctor for
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: that said, even like tiny breaks in the skin can
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: easily get affected, as especially the back toia with dogs
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: and cats and stuff they carry. Yeah, they're gross puncture
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: wounds that can been from stepping on something sharp or whatever,
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: or just a bunch of different things that you could do.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: But again, the bacteria on the object, so at least
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: get it checked that it'd be a much bigger thing.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you yeah, yeah, I got something on. I nicked
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: myself on my hand or something, and that finally now
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: is going away. It took forever. I'm like maybe got
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: in fact, I have no idea and you don't know
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: what you did it on no idea. Anytime you hit
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: your head, like hit your head, hit your head, like
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: get your rung, Yeah, because that's like concussion and nausea
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: and that kind of stuff that could be what was
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: the intmmercial guy Billy mays, Oh, yeah, he's the one
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: that he hit his head and then uh, you know
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: like for the overhead bag was coming out of the
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: compartment and like on a plane hit him and he
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: was like dead later on that night. Bob Saget, Yeah, Uh,
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: minor car accident injuries, bombs, bruises don't seem that bad.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: But the doctors they say, man, just because that rush
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: of adrenaline you get after something like that, you might
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: not realize how bad it is. That's why some people
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: who really hurt themselves were able to jump up and
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: like walk away or run away like I didn't know
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I got step You have no idea. Cups cuts or
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: scrapes that won't heal. That was right, they say, if
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: it's not starting the heel after a few days a
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: sign of infection, So get that checked out. Scratches or
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: pokes anything with the eyes and then blistering burns. Yeah,
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: the first burns, you get burned.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: That's why my kid calls me a zebra from cooking.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: She showed us some of her marks. Yeah, she looks
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: like she might be. Like if you didn't know, you
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: would think it's like some kind of drug problem or something.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Instead of being a cutter, she's a burner. I know,
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: I don't mean to. It's literally I know.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: And I just reached to get something out of the
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: oven and I hit it every time, and I have
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: long I don't know.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: I always mean. You know, the racks will pull out right, right?
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: What am I supposed to? How you open it? You
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: open the oven door. You can reach in the rack
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: that things are sitting on. They slide in and out.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: You don't have to reach You don't have to reach
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: into the oven. You can just take the bottom of
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: his chair and pull it out and then grab if
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: it's gas, rot, dish or whatever you got e free
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: time I do it. I think, well, surely this time
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna burn.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: My arm.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Again. You think you'd learned by now, But yeah, I
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: guess not. The answer is just don't do it. We'll
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: cook now, Greg, we have a number of people who
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: are offering to uh, to kiss your testicle and make
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: it better. I'll take you up on that. Eight seven
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: seven for not me, not you. I'm just a messenger,
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: the general you public. Don't bang the messenger. Oh eight
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  Speaker 2: seven four? What text over to two? Two nine eight
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  Speaker 2: seven more? What he showed?
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Next?
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: Hang more next, Maybe they'll hurt each other in the
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: hallway running for the bathroom? Baby, what do you show?
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: What's up with? What's going in SoCal schools? Jeff ge? Hey,
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: good morning, Jeff g. What's happening? Good morning? What do
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: you show? Clippers and Lakers news on the way. But
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: let's start with the Chargers.
• 56:52
  Speaker 12: They officially hired a former Dolphins coach, Mike McDaniel as
• 56:56
  Speaker 12: their offensive coordinator.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Now, if you don't know much about him, he's entrick.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Some would say weird.
• 57:02
  Speaker 12: He did a ton of interviews yesterday and they kind
• 57:04
  Speaker 12: of speak for themselves.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Listen to this all right, what's up? Not really an
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: opening statement. Guy, You know who knows?
• 57:10
  Speaker 10: I might I might be one hundred percent Dockers coach.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't set out to inspire by the way I dressed.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: I just kind of dressed because you need clothes. Isn't
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: gonna be a vape question, is it.
• 57:21
  Speaker 12: I am here for all of that awkwardness between him
• 57:23
  Speaker 12: and Harbaugh. It's going to be never ending soundbites next year.
• 57:26
  Speaker 12: One other NFL note, Bill Belichick is not a first
• 57:29
  Speaker 12: ballot Hall of Famer.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: He didn't make the cut, which is crazy to me.
• 57:33
  Speaker 12: You could judge him all you want for dating a
• 57:34
  Speaker 12: twenty four year old or whatever and wearing cutoff hoodie sleeves,
• 57:38
  Speaker 12: but that dude is a winner and he deserves to
• 57:40
  Speaker 12: be a first ballot Hall of Famer. Moving on to
• 57:43
  Speaker 12: the NBA Clippers beat the Jazz last night.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Here's kawhiat the cloud and he scortes again.
• 57:48
  Speaker 12: Shout out to Chris Dunn, by the way, who had
• 57:50
  Speaker 12: a breakout game last night for the Clips. Lakers are
• 57:52
  Speaker 12: in Cleveland this afternoon at four o'clock taking on a
• 57:55
  Speaker 12: red hot Spider.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Mitchell and the.
• 57:57
  Speaker 12: Calves Hockey Kings beat the Red Wings last night three
• 58:00
  Speaker 12: to one, and finally this morning. You've got a bunch
• 58:02
  Speaker 12: of Champions League games today, including Real Madrid and Benfica,
• 58:06
  Speaker 12: Dortmund in Inter and PSG in Newcastle.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Have a great sports day. I'm Jeff G in SoCal Sports.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: All right, Jeff G. Who am I the Woody Shop
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  Speaker 2: and we are back. Phones are open eight seven seven
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• 58:31
  Speaker 2: This one in Tennessee. Her name is Shelby Martin. She
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: gave birth to a baby boy who weighed almost thirteen
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: pounds bowling ball, breaking the hospital's record for the biggest
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: baby born there in three years now. Her son was
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: born at twelve pounds fourteen ouncers. Okay, and I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: through Okay, good c section, dude, clown Hold, I don't.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think you'd be able to do
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: that right, like a thirteen pack? Could you?
• 59:07
  Speaker 8: I think you can't.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: I don't mean the old days before cesareans. Isn't that
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: when the mom would just die? Right? I mean that's
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: like when you get when you have a when you
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: have a pooh that can't make it through. You know,
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: you got to take something to soften it up.
• 59:21
  Speaker 8: And guys, sorry, other topic. I tried that thing we
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: talked about.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Oh you pushed. Yeah, okay, we'll come back to that.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: That's a good note, just good write bookmark that. Yeah.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: And then I guess after the birth the baby had
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: to spend a little time in the nick you because
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: the such a big kid. I mean I was to
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: induce labor earlier, deliver him earlier, because because he's that big,
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: that can create a lot of different problems. Baby the
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  Speaker 2: only baby born with the driver's license. Ye remember that
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: old like Will Ferrell skin like said, well he was
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: a baby. Yeah, I forgot about that. There's always that
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: thirteen pounds age old debate. What hurts more giving birth
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: or getting kicked in the balls. Yeah, oh that's so dumb.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 8: It would be birth, right, But.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: The argument is a woman wants to have more kids,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: No dude wants to get kicked again. But if you
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: had a baby, you would also also like that area
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: and whatever you're as woman, you're built for that. Yeah,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: you're not built to be kicked in the nuts. It
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: wasn't that that's an off label use. But they also
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: say it's kidney stones. It's like equals. Yeah, I could
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: little barbed wire, yeah, because that's not supposed to happen either. Yeah.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 9: They say that childbirth is the only pain that you forget.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 9: So it's very painful, but you're built to sort of
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 9: forget the pain because you have the baby.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Now, question for the ladies in the room, none of
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: which have had a baby. All right, So if you
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: just straight up had a choice, would you rather push
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: it out through the you know, or c section?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: Push it out?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: But for sure, I think push it out because I'm
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: afraid of c sections.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 9: Like, yeah, surge right open and take your insides out,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 9: put me next to you.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: But women have like cosmetic procedure procedures all day. I
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: guess if that's the case, you can just get like
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: a vagina plasty. Yeah, they just stitch it back up.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I don't even have to get to that point. Yeah,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: just take it out my stone.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: You've ever seen a video of it? Yeah, I have.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: It's like something out of Alien's cool. They actually get
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: through to get to that baby, you know. All right,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: So back to Morgan's thing real quick. Oh yeah, so
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: we had a whole thing and was it. A woman
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: was sharing her her tip. Yeah it was.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: It was about having extreme constipation. Okay, extreme like prairie
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: dog in that's right.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: So this woman who was super constipated, she said that,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: you know, she had tried all kinds of things and
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: the thing that worked for her was to insert her
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: thumb not into her back door, but into her vagina
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: and kind of go in and then push down on
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: the shared wall with your butthole and use that to
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: kind of push it out. Yea. And she said that worked,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: and so she was wondering if other women did it,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: because she's told other people and they go, I've never never,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: and she's like, oh, it works great. And so there
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: were women texting and said, oh, yeah, I've done that before,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: it absolutely works, or people I've never tried that, but dude,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: I suffer with this so much. I would be willing
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: to try it, Morgan, since she'd be willing to try,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: and I guess she did.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: I found myself in that position a couple of weeks,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 8: like a week or so ago, and uh.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: And it works great. Yeah.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 8: It's honestly, like, not to be dramatic, it was a
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: life changing moment because all the pain and you know.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: You have to push down. Is it just that hard
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: at all? You just give a little, you know, a
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: little tap.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: Well, it depends you know what you're working with. But
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 8: I just, you know, tap that thing and you put your.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Thing so much better. You put your finger up there
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: and then you just push.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, and you don't even.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: Have to I would imagine the thumb just because the
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: angle or the angle. Yeah, it's really weird. Is it
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: why you're sitting on the Oh?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah for sure?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, well I don't know like it. Does it feel hard?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 8: Yes, and it's so weird.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 9: I will like an instant drop when yes, Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the dream.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: It's like so constipated that you're welcome everybody about throw up.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: You're welcome organ you have long thumbnails. Yeah, she could
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: really get in there, but spit on it first out
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: of sheer ignorance? Does that her?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 10: No?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 8: But that's the thing. I didn't have to like go
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 8: all the way up in.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: She's not digging in with her nails. I don't know
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: what it feels like. The fleshy part is on the
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: on the bottom side, so I get it. But putting
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: it in you have a long nail.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but that all the time.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: We got to figure the holes bigger than the thumb.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: So it's not like you you know, I get it logistically,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: but you've never been up in your Managina Grant.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: How would I go?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah? So Greg, you know like yeah, yeah, yeah, the
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: nail doesn't like catch it. But if like a bubble,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: then that more of a get what you're saying. And
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: I think we do need to be valid question. No,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: it is, I it is, you need to be I
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: can see where it wouldn't.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: Be, but I have the perfect link. They're not too long.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it worked. Shout out to that texture because
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: that was a I can't work. He washed her hands
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: for like an hour. And they say this show is
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: not helpful. Totally helpful. Comic large, disgusting, the Woody Show. Dude.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: So I'm sitting We're talking about Greg's dog. Oh gosh,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: she's gross and disgusting. Hate some food. Yeah, and uh,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: sitting in the office before the show, I keep hearing
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: these noises and I swear I thought it was the
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: building because you know, you hear those weird plumbing sounds
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: and stuff in it. Yeah, I'm sitting there like, oh God,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: we is that? And then I heard it again? What
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: did it sound like? Just like the buildings settling. I'll
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: tell you what it was. It was dumbass Tyler and
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: the sounds coming from his body like you know how
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: like when things are moving around your guts you get
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: that kind of like gurgling like like bubbling syrup kind
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: of sound like like I swear like his body was
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: making the craziest noises sound and it was it was
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: like deep like it was happening in like some very
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: cavernous kind of like weird. And I said, do you
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: do you sound like the basement of an old mansion
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: or like some broken water heater. The monster was like gurgling,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: And what about the bust ass? Or was he was hungry? No,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: he's uh he's what was it? What do you want? Uh? Yeah?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: So I used to be on Ozepic, but I just
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: switched over to monjar Let's not blame the manjar o. Yeah,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: let's the you know how about I'm sure you know
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: some person I know. I don't know what you eat stuff? Okay,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: what'd you eat this morning? I literally have not eaten
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: anything I've had. Get a piece of gum? Did you
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: did you have your your frozen didn't even have that.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: What you have last night, didn't have anything.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 8: Your stomach is itself. Yeah, you're losing mad weight.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: But dude, have you heard it, bort have you heard
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: the sounds? Have you caught it? Because you're sitting there
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: at this time of the day with him, and he's
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: in your room there.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 10: I have heard today, but I've heard many a sounds
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 10: come from Tyler's stomach. And yeah, it's monstrous. It's like
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 10: a haunted house that's deciding yes the monica over the
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 10: place it does. It's like it's pretty crazy.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, remember like when Kevin McAllister was in the basement
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: of the and whatever is making these like weird creaking
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: and gurgling whatever kind of noises and what it looks
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: like a monster. Yeah, yeah, that's what's inside your body, Tyler.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Because there's nothing you can do about it. Tyler's like
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: flipping me off. He's mad. I'm saying this.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 10: But also I've seen the weird craft that Tyler eats
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 10: and how like he'll put down come on, man.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: But that's that's the thing, is that I'm literally not
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: eating anything. I haven't brone, i haven't had fast food
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: in like two weeks.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: Okay, no, hold on there, Tyler, Tyler, we last Tuesday,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 7: we went to a food event and list everything you.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Ate because you had one bite of a couple things.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: What food event?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 10: Like?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: What kind of food event was it?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: It was like we went to an arena to check
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: out the new food for the season. Okay, and uh
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 7: you I walked into you eating an entire plate of barbecue.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was right.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Small barbecue sandwich that took two bites.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: That's the line. There was went on barbecue sandwich. Then
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: what else?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: There was a piece of steak, there was a piece
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: of a tostata, a little bit of like a bite
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: or two of nachos at the end, and then a
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: piece of a dorito at the very very end.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: Like we hit we hit four different locations. So then
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: we went to another restaurant immediately after and what did
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: they have?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: I had one bite of everything? But it was like
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: a puff pastry, a piece of uh skewer and uh,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: I can't remember.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: And the meatballs, no, that was all you. I saw
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: you wolf down two meatballs. That was all you. Two. Wow.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: I showed up late to the event. He had he
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: had everything. Chris were like the size of a mouse. Seriously, really,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: the sounds I say different, The sounds coming from his
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: body this morning sounds like what I would imagine that
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: barrel in breaking bad mean, when they were dissolving a
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: body in it. I can't even act. I would love
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: to get it captured, to get the audio captured, because
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: it's now the second time. The first time the other
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: day that I heard last week was I thought that
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: was the building, and this morning I thought I heard
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: the like what is going on? And then I realized,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, wait a minute, that's styler.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: Was a witch's cauldron and an old cartoon looks exactly
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it just sounds like a corpse quef With
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: that said, With that said, I will argue that Sammy's
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: stomach is just as loud. Oh yeah, dude, it is crazy.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, it hasn't been that bad recently, right, It.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 9: Happens every so often, and that's why I'm constantly eating.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 9: You guys see me constantly eating. If I'm kind of
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 9: off schedule, you'll hear it.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Dude. It is wow, at least it got to the bottom.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: D But where's that sound coming from? Because anytime I have,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: and I am super sensitive. I don't know about you guys,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Like I'm sure Greg might be this way when you
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: hit a car and you hear like a rattle or
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: something anything, maybe like to the point where it's like
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: the passemenger side seat belt might be sitting in a
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: way where the buckle part is kind of knocking against
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: the clink. And I go and I turned the radio off,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: pull over and I'm like, I'm listening. I kind of
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: like divert my attention over there. And then I figured
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: out that which area it's coming from. Okay, this is
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: as I'm driving, and I've been known to pull over
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: if I can't quite reached something safely just to get
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: that sound to stop. And when I go start driving.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Up is this a guy thing? Because my husbands like
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: it and does the same. Yeah, it is annoying and
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: to know where it's coming from. And there was one
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: the other day. It was just it just turned out
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: it was the drink that I had. Uh, you know
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: when you when you open up a soda and there's
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: that little like you know, the little ring below the
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: cap that breaks loose like when you open it. It
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: was doing this like like a little wiggle. Ye. It
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: was like kind of extra loose, and it was always
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: making this just very faint. I had to take peel
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: that thing off and stuff I can't I can't have
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: I can't. There something wrong with your PEPSI that's right, Gina, Grett.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Whatever happened is you? You sent this to my wife
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: last night? And my wife's like, should she be concerned
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: about this?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm at home alone and it's you know, dark out,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: and I get this little notification on my phone that says, oh,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: some in the backyard, and I don't really think about
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: it because he just got cameras. Yeah, a little camera thing,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: and I don't really I look, but I don't see anything,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: and I move on with my life.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's a leaf that blew by.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: Then my husband calls who's not home, and he goes, uh,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: I just got a notification that someone's in the backyard.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: And I just saw and someone's back there with a
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: light looking around, and I go.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: What what do you want? Look? Greg? Look there there's
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: the this is what damn that? Yeah should be And
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: by the way her house, there are kind of taller
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: stone walls go around the sides and the back of
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: the yard, and then there are two there's a gate,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: so you can't just it's not just open like how
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: people sometimes don't have fences, like this person went through
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: the side gate onto her property specifically, now is in
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: the backyard? Is that the flashlights?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: And so I'm so My husband claims he did not
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: say this to me, but I heard it crystal clear.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: Can you can you just go out there and check and.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Circumstance?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: He claims he didn't say that, but that I don't
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: know what else he could have said. So I'm in
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: the house, I'm like, can you just get home?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: I'm trying.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: So I'm freaking out.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: I don't love it.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: I just finished watching The Substance, which is not.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: That scary, but I feel weird.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: I turn off and I'm singing really loud to myself.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: I could not stop singing. Crowded house, I could not
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: stop singing, don't dream It's over at the top of
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: my lungs. And I was like, I gotta get quiet,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: and so I sat on the nose on Greg's noset
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: couch that I have now, and I just sat there quiet,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: like watching the little camera.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Did you like grab a knife for I just I
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: just I froze and I am strapped. So I don't
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: know why. Yeah, I never found out. We think we
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: know what happened.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: So Andy gets home, We go look around the back
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: and we hear a bunch of.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: The smack him over the back of the head with
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: his penis large club knocked the guy out shoulder walking tall.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: What's that movie? The guy walks around the two by
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: four rock.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: So we go outside. We hear a bunch of noise
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: and the next door neighbors. We kind of peek over
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: the wall and there's a bunch of teenagers like hanging out.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: So my guess is they threw something over and we're
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: trying to So I didn't really freak out.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: I didn't not but still I did love it. Okay,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: I did love it.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: But to but to get a notification not see anything.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Especially a new neighbor. Yeah, you don't know these people,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: like if I thank you, I've lived next door to
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: my neighbors for a dozen years now, same people like
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: I might go back there because they know me. They
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: would see me on the camera. Go, oh that's yeah, okay,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: I would see them if they came in. Oh okay,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: I'd never do that. Yeah, and somebody you don't know,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: fucked it sucked hard getting shot.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 8: You think it is, you didn't confirm that.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: No, that's what I think of it. And so that's
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: the thing.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: Like I get a notification, I look, I don't see
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: anything because the moment passed. Then talk about horror movie.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: My husband goes there's someone in the backyard and I'm
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: home alone.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Freaking you know. It was not great. They're not sneaking
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: around looking like around the house.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: Part.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: They were clearly looking for something in the backyard. Looks
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: like they're on the ground. They have a flashlights, but
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: they're not trying to stay off the radar, so to speak,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: like they have a flashlight, so they're making themselves don't
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: be going in my backyard. I'm with you on that too.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: I'm with you on that too. But that would have
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: been one thing. I go, all right, Well, they're not
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: looking around the windows and the doors trying to see
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: into the into the house. That's I think they threw
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: something over or something somehow gott in our yard. But
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't like it. I had some kids just recently.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 7: They threw something over the wall of my house, and
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: they jumped the wall and canto the backyard. Yeah yeah,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 7: but I'm just like, dude, like I have dogs.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: Do anything, but like they don't. They don't, they don't know. Yeah,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: no one wants to knock.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 8: On a door anymore though.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they'd rather just silently sneak in and out rather
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 9: than just be like, hey this, you're not sneaking between
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 9: that and the tepeeing.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: We have cameras. I crashed a drone into someone's yard
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: and I went over there and I had the knock
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: of the door go hey man, sorry, I crashed like, okay,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: no problem around, have gotten my gun out. Yeah, I
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: thought about it. I'm surprised you will just open the
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: door exact That's what I got to do.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: That impression we just got there.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, bat impressions protect yourself on their side. They
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: went into someone's yard without permission in the middle of
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: it when it's dark out. It was very dark. I
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: want to set a standard like don't come in. Yeah, yo,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: that bitch is crazy. Let the word get around the neighborhood.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 9: And what is on the back side of your fence
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 9: like where they could have been hanging out it was
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 9: another yard?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, it sucked. So Andy's gonna have
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: a word with the neighbors today.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Well, you need to have a word with Andy, him
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: saying go out there. He swears that's not what he said.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: But what could you have said? Can you go check
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: it out? I go, no, absolutely not. Maybe he meant
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: just look out the window, but that even wasn't gonna happen.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: You have an actual alarm system on your house. Yeah,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, so I've heard. You know, when people get
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: into that situation, they recommend actually the the if you
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: see somebody kind of lurking in the set your own
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: alarm off. Like so, so the house goes that's instantly
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: what I would have done it. Yeah, Like, so you
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: don't have to. That's what that panic button is for
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: your car on your Yeah. Yeah, so if you see
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: someone kind of lurking around or like, you need to
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: get people's attention. And even if you just have that
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: in your pocketing you're an awkward situation, you can make
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: the car to start screaming. That's a good idea. They're
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: no good man, They're gonna high tail it out there.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: They'll be out of there so fast. I talked through
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: my cameras all the time. You want to hear my
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: camera voice it. What's up? I'm going to help you
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: going down?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: What you do?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: What you did that?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: I almost talked through it, and I was like, just so.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: You absolutely did nothing. You have you have a firearm,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: you have an alarm, you have a way to talk
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: to people, and you made no noise and you side anybody.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: I feel like no one was at the house. Well
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: what's the what what did you say? No, But that's
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: the when when my alarm went off, there was no
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: one back there. So I'm just watching it.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: It was like eight seconds before and Andy saw that one,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: and then I went back and.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: Looked at it. I was like, I would have just
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: definitely set the alarm off. Yeah, okay, next time.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: I'm going to shoot him and set the alarm off.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you're supposed to be saying, Okay, we'll
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: do it. Well, no, because I remember, you know, the
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: security company walking you through different things that you could do.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: Even if like say you're outside of your house, someone
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: strong arms you back into your house, Like get you
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: in the driveway, get inside, turn the alarm off. You
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: know you can punch in it. You have a panic code.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: I have a dummy code. There's a panic code that
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: disables the alarm but still sends the cops. Oh, like
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: a silent alarm at the So it'll turn the alarm off,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: it'll disable it, and so the person would think that
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: you just disabled the alarm. But the cops are on
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: their way. They've been alerted that there's a situation happening
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: in that moment and you're under duress.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: I love that, because menace.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: Here's my question. I don't have a shotgun. Have a
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: I have a regular gun? Yes? Whatever? What did you?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 10: What?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: What shall I do with that? In that situation?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: Go outside and announce rack it entered the house. They
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: didn't enter the house.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: I would have like an open window from the bedroom
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: or whatever, and then just like rack rack the gun
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: a couple of times. Yeah, Oh, they would hear that.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding? They would hear that. That's like a
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: dog whistle to bad people. Happy to do that. They
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: know that sound. I told you there's a guy, buddy
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: of mine runs an audio visual company. Someone was in
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: his work truck. He saw it on the cameras. He
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: ran out there. Big Fatus runs out there, no shirt on, shotgun,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: puts the barrel of the gun right up against the
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: guy's cheek. It's pushing his cheek up towards his nose
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: and eye. And he goes, I'm gonna blow your head off.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Mother at for go and he goes, get out, you
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: get out of here, and this guy spill it and
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: the thing is like he had stopped his car, got
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: out of his car to go rob my friend's car,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: and my buddy ran out that right up against it.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: Saw the video. It's amazing. That's what's up, fan. I
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: loved it. He knew I would love It's why he
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: showed it to me.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: And here's here's a good test for from the nine
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: on nine says the number Gina is nine one one.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: Trying to think you guys are making a bigger deal
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: out of this than I did. Should Because the neighbor came.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have gone out there. You didn't know who
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: it was. You still don't know. Yeah, I gotta take it.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: Don't be in my backyard, daughter. I don't care why
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: listens as this is the show. We'll welcome back everybody.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, So, uh, we were just talking about
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: the dream thing. Yep. I shared that post that I
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: saw about Sugar Ray Robinson. Yeah, we're the fighter. And
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: he backed out of a fight because he had a
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: dream that he killed his opponent, the guy he was
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: supposed to fight. And then you had like these priests
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: and all these other people who talked him back into it, saying,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: I don't worry about you're you're reading too much into
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: the It's just a it's just a dream or whatever.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: And so then he took the fight and ended up
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: killing the guys. So weird. Yeah, then we start talking
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: about dreams and then the people in the comments like, no, no,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: dreams are God's way of speaking to you. Dreams are
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: something that you need to listen to and uh. And
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: so we were we were talking about that, you know,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: but this thing, this thing got sent to us and
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: it says, sometimes we go out or we do something,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: uh and in the middle of what we're doing, your
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: instincts will tell you to stop and leave what you're doing.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Yea.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: And so it's like a people were asked kind of things.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: So people were asked this question, when did your instinct
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: scream leave now? And what you did later? Uh, you
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: know you found out that you would you know what, yeah,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: and what you and what did you later find out
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: that you avoided? Because they say your gut is kind
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: of like a sixth sense, right, well, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I got a lot of gut. You know, you see
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  Speaker 2: the future like crazy. I don't have a gut feeling,
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  Speaker 2: but like when I travel, like a week later, something
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  Speaker 2: crazy will happen at a place that was just oh like,
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  Speaker 2: here's here's one that this person left on the on
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  Speaker 2: the tye a end. So the topic is what is
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  Speaker 2: something that your instincts were screaming leave now? And then
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  Speaker 2: what did you later find out that you avoided. When
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  Speaker 2: I was in high school, I'd planned to take the
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  Speaker 2: train to go drop some stuff off at my school
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  Speaker 2: and then go hang out with my friends. The morning of,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to go, and so I just stayed
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  Speaker 2: in bed a little longer. An hour later, my phone
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  Speaker 2: was blowing up and one of my friends showed up
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  Speaker 2: at my door. The train that I was supposed to
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  Speaker 2: be on had derailed and several people had died, and
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  Speaker 2: my friends thought that I was one of them because
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  Speaker 2: that's the train I guess he would normally be on.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, scary. Yeah. Me and my friends went out
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  Speaker 2: one night and decided to go to a club. As
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  Speaker 2: we got closer, my gut started telling me not to go.
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  Speaker 2: I was able to convince everybody not to go, and
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  Speaker 2: we went hung out of a friend's house instead. Later
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  Speaker 2: that night, we saw a news report that somebody had
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  Speaker 2: shot up that same club. Wow. Yeah, I mean you
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  Speaker 2: hear a story. I forget who who was it that
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  Speaker 2: was supposed to Oh, I know what it was. It
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  Speaker 2: was family guy Seth MacFarlane was supposed to be on
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  Speaker 2: one of the planes on nine to eleven. Yea, and
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  Speaker 2: he overslept right. Yeah, yeah, not a gut instinct.
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  Speaker 10: But.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, mine's kind of similar to that. I was supposed
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  Speaker 4: to take a job at the gym next to the
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  Speaker 4: World Trade Center when I just moved to New York,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, ah, this is pretty far from
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  Speaker 4: where I'm living in Queen's and I didn't take it,
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  Speaker 4: and thank god I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: My sister I was.
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  Speaker 9: I was at Route ninety one, didn't go on Sunday
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  Speaker 9: for work and stuff. But my sister was still in Vegas,
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  Speaker 9: still had her ticket to the show, her best friends
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  Speaker 9: were still going, and she just didn't want to go,
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  Speaker 9: so she just wasn't there On Sunday, Oh good, yeah,
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  Speaker 9: when the shooter scary Yeah at the festival.
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  Speaker 2: On nothing with life or death, but like something telling
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  Speaker 2: you like you know what I like, just trust your
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  Speaker 2: g Yeah. I was up for this job. I interviewed
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  Speaker 2: with this guy. He's got a really weird vibe on
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  Speaker 2: this dude, and uh on this company that owned this
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: radio station, and so you know, and I asked a
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: thousand questions like you know, how committed are you guys
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: this format? And like, you know, so, how's everything going here?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: How do you like being here? How long have you
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: been here? What do you plan to do? Like, what
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: are what's the plans going forward? To make picture for
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: the radio station, the whole thing, And they gave me
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: the whole Oh no, we're absolutely committed. So I passed.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: I passed on the job, and within two weeks there
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: was an announcement that they had sold all their stations.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: The station ended up getting flipped to I Forget what
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: a sport, No Smooth Jazz, flipped the Smooth Jazz and
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: it was all so I would have packed up and
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: in the process of moving there, ye would have been
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: out of a job. And I was already in a
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: job and they were. They were trying to convince me
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: to leave the job I was in. It wasn't even
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: like I was unemployed. They were trying to convince me
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: to leave this job to go to this other and
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: I so, I mean it was something was there was
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: something about these guys. What would you by the way,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe the pro director didn't know, but the
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: company did. The company knew that he was interviewing. They
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: flew me out so they couldn't tell. So they paid
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: to fly me out and they put me up at
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: this hotel and the whole thing they knew. Somebody knew,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: somebody off. Yeah. I was drunk at a party. A
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: guy pushed me up against the wall. He swore that
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: it was a joke, but I said no, And after
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: I left, and after getting bad vibes from him, the
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  Speaker 2: guy was arrested for rape a week later.
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  Speaker 4: It's just a joke when you get pushed up against
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: a wall, right, ladies, Oh yeah, hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Uh. People were asked, when did your instinct scream leave now?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: And what did you later find out that you had avoided.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: My parents were going on a date night and we
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: were they were gonna have a stay at my Grandma's place.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: At the last second, my mom had a gut feeling
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: to cancel the date night and my grandma's house burnt
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: down that much. Maybe Grandma is just pissed because she
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: was looking forward to spending time with the yo grandkids
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: from me. Yeah, damn, that's crazy. I went to the
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: beach and while I was in the water, I heard
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: a loud buzzing something told me to get up and
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: get out of that water really slowly. It turns out
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: I was being circled by sharks. I mean, I'm sure
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: I've had that thought, you know, because when I'm on
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: vacation and I'm at a beach somewhere, I'm in the
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: water a lot. I wonder, what's the closest that I
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: have ever been to a shark? Without even knowing you? Yeah,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: I think about that too. Yeah. Like they looked and
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: they went, hmmm, looks like a big, fatty seal. Yeah,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: it looks like a whale. Yeah, I bet you that's
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: really fatty and delicious, well marbled. It's like a human
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: RIBI right. I just wonder, like, how I know or
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: did you ever stop to think? I mean, Greg, you
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: think about death all the time, Yes, did you ever
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: stop to think how many times you've cheated death and
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: had no idea?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Totally every day, right, I know.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: Well, when you're driving, you know, somebody cuts you off
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: and I think they almost hit me within an inch, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, But that's the stuff you're aware of. I'm talking
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: about you something you don't even know. If you maybe
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: got a red light that you if it had been green,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: you would have killed the block away corre. My mom
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: says that all the time.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 4: If on the off chance I'm sad that plans are canceled,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: which never happens, but if it does, she's like, maybe
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: you were being protected from something.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like maybe, or just setting you up for something else. Yeah, right, Like,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: but if I had been at that party, Yeah, if
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: I had gone through those plans, that I wouldn't have
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: been here. I wouldn't have been dead.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: Remember back in nineteen eighty nine, there was that huge
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: earthquake in the San Francisco Bay area.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: In the World Series, Yes, the World Series Earthquake.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, yeah, exactly, And my mom was inside of
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: a store at the time when the earthquake happened, and
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 5: she felt the need to like run outdoors because that's
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: what you probably should do. But she's something told her
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: to stay inside, and she was inside in the entire
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: front of the store, which was made of brick collapse.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: So luckily she Yeah, if you got something for it,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: you could hit us up on the text over to
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: two two ninety seven or give us call eight seven
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: seven forty four. Yeah, your instincts were screaming leave now,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: and you followed through on that instinct. But whatd you
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: later findin out that you avoided for four? Hit us
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: up with the text over to two to nine eight seven.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: We got more Woodies show for you next. Hang on,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: So what do you show Richer more fun than Gunner Rhea?
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: What do you show?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you very much, really appreciate steping in. Yeah,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: the filling work. Yeah, the kid, Yeah, Greg, I think
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: we're good. I think tomorrow Greg will be good to
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: go good, it's good to go on, good to go
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: on the traffic. Don't be too confident with my computer. Yeah,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, Greg may freeze to death. Betwe right? Yeah
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: now it is so. I mean, dude, I grew up
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: in an environment like we're in Saint Louis right now.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: If you're just tuning in and uh yeah, we got
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: a couple events going on tomorrow and Friday here in
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: Saint Louis. I grew up in a cold weather environment.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: This is like just a different kind of cold. I
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: mean it was insane. Like we got up this morning
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: it was nine Yeah, it's painful. Yeah it is. Yeah,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: nine nine degrees not meant to Yeah, tomorrow I have
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: twenty three Friday seventeen degrees, Saturday seventeen loads of four degrees,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: eight degrees yeah yeah, and then tomorrow twelve degrees and
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: I go tinkle, it's just iced. H Yeah, it's a
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: vesicle break it off.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:19
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• 1:28:26
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• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah, guys named
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: Clint will forever be grateful for the letter in. Yeah,
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: that's kind of like the thing we heard from the
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: A v N coverage which oh yeah, by the way,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: if you haven't heard the uncensored the uncensored coverage from
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: the A v and the oscars, a point that SeaBASS
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: covered for us, it's on. It's on Tuesday's podcast, Tuesday's
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: Full show podcast. There's an unsense and what happened to
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: this woman's Clint? Oh remember her? Poor Clint? You remember
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: the cliff Hotel, Yes, hotel in San Francisco. Yeah, and
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: the f did go out awesome. Yeah yeah, thank you
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: so much for giving the show some of your valuable
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: time this morning. You know we'd love to appreciate you
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: We'll catch you back here on Thursday. Have a great day.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: S M D double M. I quit this bitch.