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FULL SHOW: That Bloody Beret · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hobak You Big Show Show Show thanks to crape
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  Speaker 1: Worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, this is figg show, really big. Jason, hitch my
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  Speaker 2: note and I'll get ay mad bars. It's great to
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  Speaker 2: have your company on this blustery, gray Monday afternoon. It
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  Speaker 2: is the eighth of June twenty twenty six, and you,
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  Speaker 2: my friends, as always listening to the Big Show, brought
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  Speaker 2: to you by reboog Gear.
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  Speaker 3: Serving good times and good food Dina or take away
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  Speaker 3: Reburger today Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I know it's a little chilly out magie, but
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  Speaker 2: that's no excuse for you to wear a massive jersey
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  Speaker 2: where I can't see any of you well defined chest features.
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  Speaker 2: It upsets me when you do that. And I don't
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  Speaker 2: know about you, guys. I'm finding it quite hot on
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  Speaker 2: the studio today and you might want to take it off.
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  Speaker 4: Get out your mad dog you six some of them.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm going greatgowns. Thanks for asking. I think
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  Speaker 4: that your outfit is tight enough for everyone in the studio. Man,
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  Speaker 4: you can see my busies showing off and I don't
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  Speaker 4: some words you would wouldn't use, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 4: say them. Actually I stop myself just there. But it
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  Speaker 4: is a little bit woman. I probably am going to
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  Speaker 4: strip off later, but the absence makes the heart grow
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  Speaker 4: fond to hoodie Jay. That's true, you know, so when
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  Speaker 4: I finally do take off this massive jersey, you are
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  Speaker 4: going to be for ofthen.
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  Speaker 2: Having said that, you know what often happens to me
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  Speaker 2: on a Sunday. I'll be Sunday afternoon work again to
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  Speaker 2: mind and then I go But hang on, hold up,
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  Speaker 2: get to see old magie.
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  Speaker 5: Does that make you uncomfortable, little Morgi?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's been five years of this kind of Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well h R says it's one hand of percent sexual harassment. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but if I'm going to get any kind of harassment,
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  Speaker 4: sexual is the kind I want.
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  Speaker 6: Total here are you going to kesy?
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  Speaker 7: You?
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  Speaker 6: Mad Doggie? Got a sick lid? Brother? Is it a
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  Speaker 6: new hoodie? Because it's looking pretty shiny.
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  Speaker 3: This is a brand new hoodie. Yeah, shakesly, I got
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  Speaker 3: it when we're in Brisbane, did you yet? I haven't
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  Speaker 3: watched it yet, so it still looks new. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 3: a black hoodie. It's just a black hoodie. No, biggie
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  Speaker 3: got your haircut to you?
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  Speaker 2: So you can't see your buzzies in it.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't have any buzzies yet, Jason, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm working on them though, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 5: Speaking of buzzies though, how are you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, very good? Thanks.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I got my Nike sweatshirt on and it's really hugging
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  Speaker 2: my buzzies. Is it new? It is pretty new. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's pretty new, as you can tell by the gleam.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, I'm feeling good fellas, really looking forward
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  Speaker 2: to the show.
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  Speaker 6: It's going to be a biggie.
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  Speaker 5: What's coming up on the show.
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  Speaker 7: What's happening on the Big Show with Old mogis.
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  Speaker 4: An opportunity to get into our brand new competition. The
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  Speaker 4: Breakfast Boys and g Lane, the Walking Cursor hiding across
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  Speaker 4: to Sydney as part of the Expert Ultra Beer Guard
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  Speaker 4: and to it, they are going to a grand final
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  Speaker 4: of some description which we can't describe.
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  Speaker 5: Do they play rugby league at their final?
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  Speaker 6: They may not, We don't know.
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  Speaker 4: You can't say what it is explicitly, I can tell
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  Speaker 4: you that much. An opportunity to get into the drawer
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  Speaker 4: for that later on in the show. Also, Old Morgi
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  Speaker 4: is getting a new hog yeah, old Moggi is getting
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  Speaker 4: a new hog. But perhaps most excitedly, we've got old
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  Speaker 4: pugs on. He was away on Friday. He went over
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  Speaker 4: to Australia straight out the back of a huge radio awards.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys know what he got
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  Speaker 4: up to, but we'll be talking about that a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Just looking at him here, he looks a little bit Volneyes.
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  Speaker 5: He does look a bit Voldies.
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  Speaker 3: But most importantly was the outfit that he wore for
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  Speaker 3: radio awards.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, and the response from the audience.
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  Speaker 4: You know, we'll get into it, we'll get into it,
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  Speaker 4: but it was it was a We put a photo
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  Speaker 4: up of all four of us at the Radio Awards
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  Speaker 4: and it absolutely went all.
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  Speaker 2: It really did. It was a bold statement, say that much.
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  Speaker 3: If you'd like to see it, go to the Radio
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  Speaker 3: Hudarchy Facebook or the Hdarkey Big Shows Instagram.
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  Speaker 5: Have a geeze there. We'll get into that next.
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  Speaker 2: In the meantime, here's pil Jam for.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
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  Speaker 2: You indeed face no more there on the Radio Hodarchy
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  Speaker 2: Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes
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  Speaker 2: past four o'clock and we've got old Pug sign in
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  Speaker 2: the studio with us O. Pugs.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, fellas, how are you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Good? Thanks Pugs. Now you'll be aware to our
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  Speaker 2: regular listeners that we went to the Radio Awards last
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  Speaker 2: Thursday and on Pugs and he went along with us
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  Speaker 2: as we you know, we went as a whole team. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but we didn't we didn't get to chat to him
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  Speaker 2: on the Friday because he bugged off to Australia for
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  Speaker 2: a mate's wedding or something.
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  Speaker 6: That's exactly what it was.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, as part of this, the Radio Awards is traditionally
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  Speaker 3: a semi formal affair, so everyone puts their glad rags
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  Speaker 3: on their suits, et cetera. Girls will wear nice faces
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  Speaker 3: and the fellers chuck on their nice bl and stuff. Pugs,
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  Speaker 3: could you just talk us through your outfit?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Sure, please?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: So I had a new pair of shoes that I
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  Speaker 9: got made in Vietnam.
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  Speaker 7: There was sort of like paraboot style shoes.
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  Speaker 9: I was really stoked with those some widely black pants
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  Speaker 9: that I also got made in Vietnam, which.
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  Speaker 7: I was really stoked with, please continue. And then on
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  Speaker 7: the top half, I had like sort of It was almost.
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  Speaker 9: Like a ambulance driver jacket, like a paramedic jacket.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't have if you turned out like I've broken
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  Speaker 4: my leg and then new rolled in Saint John's ambulance,
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  Speaker 4: So that would have that would have made sense to me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: My first instinct on the jacket was World War two
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  Speaker 2: flyer pilot, right, So what.
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  Speaker 9: Sort of military ish? I guess Navy style. Maybe it
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  Speaker 9: was a color Navy because when we're.
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  Speaker 4: Working earlier on in the day, you weren't wearing any
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  Speaker 4: hid weir and I was thinking to myself, Jesus, if
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  Speaker 4: he was wearing.
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  Speaker 6: That, he could be anything.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the head where you eventually went worth it,
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  Speaker 4: it shocked me to my core.
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  Speaker 9: I also had a white collared shirt on long sleeve,
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  Speaker 9: just like most of your fellas probably had, and a
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  Speaker 9: tie which many people are red red.
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  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't random, just a red that well, I
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  Speaker 2: just didn't really go with the outfit for me for.
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  Speaker 3: Me now because it was a red tie, navy blue
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  Speaker 3: jacket done up white shirt underneath grey smart Thanks Chris, Well,
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  Speaker 3: what do you have on your head?
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  Speaker 7: A beret?
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  Speaker 6: See? I love it. Man with a sense of human,
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  Speaker 6: so do I.
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  Speaker 5: The funny thing about the beret.
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  Speaker 3: Is I reckon five people came up to me and
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  Speaker 3: said should we smack him over? Well almost they literally
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  Speaker 3: came up to me, were just like, we'll good with
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  Speaker 3: the beret. I'm not lying, you are seriously about five
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  Speaker 3: people came up and we know, yeah, people that you
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  Speaker 3: loved very closely.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, of course we own Pugs.
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask the question when you were putting together
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  Speaker 2: this someb.
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  Speaker 5: What was the inspiration?
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  Speaker 2: Inspiration? What when when you put it on? What did
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  Speaker 2: you want people to think? You know, hey, there's Pugs,
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  Speaker 2: he's looking like a moron.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, mission accomplished. Then yeah, feel free to bring
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  Speaker 3: the plane back in for landing.
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  Speaker 4: And then of course we put a photo app on
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  Speaker 4: the Instagram there and we're inundated with comments, some.
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  Speaker 5: Of the funniest comments I've written a long time.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll probably come back. I think we'll just share
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  Speaker 6: a cable.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah we'll read those next Pugs.
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  Speaker 6: Sure.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Did you feel good though when you went home
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  Speaker 5: after the night?
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  Speaker 7: What did I feel good like?
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  Speaker 5: Did you feel like the outfit had landed with everyone?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 5: But I had I had fun in it for sure, Yeah, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 5: We'll read the comments next because they were brilliant. What's
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  Speaker 5: this song?
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  Speaker 6: Dase?
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  Speaker 2: I thought you looked amazing man.
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  Speaker 1: The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarky Lincoln Park.
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  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Holdarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon,
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  Speaker 2: the time time twenty five minutes past four o'clock. We're
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  Speaker 2: talking about the outfits that we wore on the Big
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  Speaker 2: night last week Radio Awards Thursday night, and one particular
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  Speaker 2: outfit that caught the nation's attention.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that outfit was worn by Pugs.
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  Speaker 6: Arn't. Oh it's Pugs.
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  Speaker 7: Yet a fellas, thanks for having me back.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's good.
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  Speaker 3: If you want to see the photo of the four
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  Speaker 3: of us, by the way, I believe it is it
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  Speaker 3: up on the Radio Hodarky Facebook.
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  Speaker 5: It's yeah, I think it's up on all of.
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  Speaker 3: It and Hdarky Big Show's Instagram page there if you
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  Speaker 3: like to ste a photo of all of us in
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  Speaker 3: our suits.
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  Speaker 5: Pugs is wearing a beret. Okay, that's I guess that's.
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  Speaker 4: The showstopping part, isn't it. There's a brain move, but
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  Speaker 4: there's Hugh peg son, you don't the beat of your
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  Speaker 4: own drum, and I've got nothing but respect for you.
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  Speaker 4: It does make you what double take? Recoil? No, not recoil.
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  Speaker 4: It was just so it surprises you. You never seems
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  Speaker 4: to surprise me, the pog Son.
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  Speaker 2: When I first saw you, I was like, the first
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  Speaker 2: thought I had was what's going on here?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Which is what you were going for, right, Pugs?
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  Speaker 5: When you put the beret on, No, I will say,
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  Speaker 5: and this is genuine.
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  Speaker 9: When I was in Vietnam, we were in the Harjong
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  Speaker 9: mountains and there were these dudes that will walk around
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  Speaker 9: exactly and they had the exact style fit that I
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  Speaker 9: had on, and I took it from them.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, they didn't have a tie, but I wanted to
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  Speaker 7: make it.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 7: It was it was a formal night, so I was like,
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  Speaker 7: I put a tie on under it.
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  Speaker 2: It was kind of a hybrid sort of military, colonial, colonial, corporate.
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  Speaker 3: The audience summed up exactly what the look was in
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  Speaker 3: the comment section.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to read some of those for you now, Pugs.
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  Speaker 9: All right, can I just say this, And I said
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  Speaker 9: to you Jas, when I had as you said in
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  Speaker 9: the last break, I didn't have the hat on during
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  Speaker 9: the day when we all were here, and as soon
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  Speaker 9: as I went to the bathroom and I put it on,
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  Speaker 9: I thought, I'm going to get effing mode for this.
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  Speaker 3: And he did it anyway, So have changed changed?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's let's start going through some of the comments there.
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  Speaker 3: Man, This comment from Tony Lyle, there's pug is about
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  Speaker 3: to protect the British.
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  Speaker 5: Channel and a biplane in World War one. Question mark.
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  Speaker 6: It's sort of a Bigel's reference, there, isn't it really?
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  Speaker 3: This one from Simon, I will pay anything for the
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  Speaker 3: painting Pugs is about to paint.
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  Speaker 2: There was there was that element of it. I could
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  Speaker 2: have seen you with your little paintboard there and doing
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  Speaker 2: a land a French landscape.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: Jesse Andrew says, I love what call me Pugs is
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  Speaker 3: wearing very powerful statement.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what the statement that he thought I
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  Speaker 7: was making more.
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  Speaker 6: Doesn't Matter's a compliment? You take it? Sure, I tell you.
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  Speaker 6: There's not a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Olie says, wishing Pugs all the best for his new
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  Speaker 3: job with the French Resistance during World War two.
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  Speaker 5: Brother, so some.
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  Speaker 7: Support that that made sense to me and that's really nice.
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  Speaker 3: Yet, Yes, this comment here, which I don't get but
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  Speaker 3: you guys do. I think Pugs looks like Schultz of
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  Speaker 3: Hogan's Heroes.
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  Speaker 4: Sergeant Shultz of Hogan's Heroes, the and there is a
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  Speaker 4: striking resemblance.
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  Speaker 6: This is his catchphrase, Oh nothing, I was not here.
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  Speaker 2: I did not even.
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  Speaker 9: So that's and and if anybody needs a visual reference,
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  Speaker 9: he's just a fat guy.
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  Speaker 2: Start right hang on his catch phrase, which I don't
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  Speaker 2: think actually played there was.
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  Speaker 6: That's right right, that was exactly right.
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  Speaker 7: Comment did a gift for that, didn't you people.
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  Speaker 6: Could know what the what the reference was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, someone commented, paint me like one of your French girls,
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  Speaker 3: pug sn it's two for the painter. I'll take that
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  Speaker 3: as Pugs off to the navy or something. Ahoy, pug Usan,
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  Speaker 3: says Marco. How about this one from Lachlan? Okay, but
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  Speaker 3: pug Soun has that ship on. Yeah, yeah, it feels good.
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  Speaker 3: What about this one here from Scott? Check out the
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  Speaker 3: angle on Keesy's pest ears.
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  Speaker 4: Which was an interesting point because I think somebody else
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  Speaker 4: is kezy. You can't lean your head to your to
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  Speaker 4: the side when your ears are on the pest right there.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, oh my god, it does geez Old.
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  Speaker 3: Kesey's wonky ear is really making his head tilled. And
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  Speaker 3: then Mike said, can't miss those steamed ears anymore, keesy.
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  Speaker 3: So it turned from Pugs into me for a bit.
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  Speaker 3: The Red Snapper says Kim John pug Un. Yeah, Joe
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  Speaker 3: knows how to put that ship onto you, fair.
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  Speaker 5: Pugs looks like he is a World War two code breaker.
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  Speaker 5: Code break.
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  Speaker 2: That's also a very good call too.
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  Speaker 5: It's complimentary. Yes, yes, this one here is good too.
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  Speaker 5: From Andy.
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  Speaker 3: I love how pug Son looks like some war veteran,
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  Speaker 3: but he obviously has a huge dog roll in them pants, which,
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  Speaker 3: of course, if people forget Pugs is packing heat done right,
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  Speaker 3: don't What was that.
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  Speaker 5: Two years ago? That's what I when I first started.
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  Speaker 2: I mean that's what I thought when I saw the pants.
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  Speaker 2: I said, well, given how you're built, you're kind.
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  Speaker 5: Of have your hand out of the leg, and that's
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  Speaker 5: why you wear the beret because you can back it
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  Speaker 5: take out with you to take away. Do you think
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  Speaker 5: you're wear it again?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 5: What the beret?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Chucked it in the bim.
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  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
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  Speaker 1: in on.
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  Speaker 2: Radio he indeed sound garden there on the radio Darchy
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  Speaker 2: Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty minutes
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  Speaker 2: to five o'clock. Let's have some sport chat well, feelers,
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: I guess we set off with the cricket at Lord's.
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  Speaker 2: I was fizzing about this. I was very, very excited.
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  Speaker 2: What a great way to sort of spend your weekend too,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I was doing other things. But get up
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: in the morning after. You know they played the night before,
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: put the replay on, just have it playing in the background.
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  Speaker 6: Love it.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, the pitch at Lord's was an absolute shitter. Nonetheless,
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  Speaker 2: it was the same for both sides. We were the
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  Speaker 2: architects of our own demise. Too many drop catchers, crucial
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: drop catchers in a low scoring match that cost us
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  Speaker 2: quite a number of runs. Disappointing, fair to say, disappointing.
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  Speaker 2: A bit of weather interruption, a bit of bad luck
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  Speaker 2: with umpires, calls, etcetera, etcetera. But we lost play one
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  Speaker 2: hundred fifteen runs at the end of the day and
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  Speaker 2: I think the team themselves will go fellas.
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  Speaker 4: That was our bad Yeah, that was one of those
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  Speaker 4: ones that we generally have a habit of winning. Actually
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  Speaker 4: those low scoring shitters. That was how we won the
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  Speaker 4: World Teest Championship. Yes, and exactly the same manner. But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, you're right in terms of the drop
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  Speaker 4: catches and all that sort of stuff. Absolutely, but I
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  Speaker 4: mean that's not a it's not up to international standard
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  Speaker 4: that pitch. It was an absolute disgrace, it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was a shocker, absolute shocker, and I've got to
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  Speaker 2: say I really felt for ratching Revendra. He was having
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  Speaker 2: an appalling match. He dropped one in the first innings,
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  Speaker 2: got out first, balled up, then dropped an absolute setter
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  Speaker 2: in the second innings and you could just see on
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  Speaker 2: his face he was like, I want to play this
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  Speaker 2: game anymore. I'm done. Got a scratchy hate in the
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: second innings. Onwards and upwards though hopefully they take the lessons. Also,
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  Speaker 2: it didn't help us at Matt Henry wasn't at full
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: he had an injury so he was back. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 2: was a stripe bowler for that perfect conditions, fast right,
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: and Duffy's out as well, who's out the last year,
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: So yeah.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Hopefully plenty of improving to be done. I'm not sure
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: when the next tear startup might be maybe Friday, but
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: will keep you updated on that because we've got no idea.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: At all, but of rugby action of course over the
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: weekend too. Finals time. How about this foulers you were
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: you were talking about this last week, how the final
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: system in rugby and Super rugby is just stupid. Let
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: me get me. Can I give you a stat Auckland
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: of the Blues have lost their last four matches and
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: are still in contention.
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: Isn't that crazy?
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: It's just I mean, what's going on there?
• 16:33
  Speaker 9: Ah?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: But they were who played who? Let me think?
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: So the Hurricanes the huge scores, huge scores, yes, sixty
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: six twelve over the Brumby. So the Hurricanes still the
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: team to beat Crusader's fifty two to thirty one over
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: the Blues, Yes, hiding and the Chiefs beat the Reds
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: forty six to twenty four. And as a result, we've
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: got New Zealand Derby's both Friday and Saturday this coming weekend, Chiefs,
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Crusaders and Hurricanes Blues.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: So it's exciting, yes, because.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: This weekend is going to be great, But you're right
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: when you lose that we again in a row at
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: his business end of the season, they're trying to drag
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: it out and.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: You feel like you're involved in a competition where TV
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: rights are the only thing they care about.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, I agree.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: Some other big stuff happened over the weekend, feel as
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Alexander Zverev won the finally won and Open, the French
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Open right which and Liam Lawson today had his best
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: ever finished and the Monica Grand Prix he finished fifth.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Firth is best his best ever equal he finished fifth
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: before just on the Test matches a second Test England
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: versus the Black cancel. But at the next one I'll
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: be at the Oval not until June seventeenth, so nine
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: days away.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff. So the All Whites played England, which
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I had no idea about. In the soccer last one nil,
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: which seemed to me.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Last one Neil Hurricane scored going into the half time
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: break and then England put out an entirely different team
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: for the second half, remained at one nil, better than
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: losing four mill a couple of days before to Haiti.
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: I think it was.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Hey, fella's good sports chat man.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Here's the White Strike.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Holdarky Beis He's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes to five o'clock.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Let's talk TV.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: Hi, guys, guys, Hi, Mike.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Hello.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: I finished off the second season of The Chestnut Man. Oh, yes,
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: the Chestnut Man. They call him Key. He's a mad bastar.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: I don't like that name, the Chestnut Man hyphen I
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: know it would be colon hide and Seek. So the
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Chestnut Man is the name of I'm going to say Danish,
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know, there's somewhere over there, and it's the
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: name of a nursery rhyme that they've got, and so
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: this Chestnut Man would sing this song or do this.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Rhyme, and then they got some pretty grim nursing rhymes
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: over there.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: They do, yeah, particularly grim. And so the first season
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: was really good. This one is the same, different storyline,
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: different kind of psycho. Six episodes. I really enjoyed it.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: I think it's great. Three point seventy five buzzies out
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: of a possible five. The storyline is that somebody who's
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: going around killing Bee. I love that, and these police
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: officers who love each other have to find out who's
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: doing it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: I love the sound of that.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Do they love each other or they sexually attracted to
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: each other?
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Well, look, in the first season they got together, but
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: when we picked things up in this season at the
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: end of the first season, they were together. When we
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: pick it up, they've broken up. He just walked out
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: for no reason. She didn't know what the issue was.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: But he's back in her life, and you can't deny
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: the electricity. And her daughter had a real affection for him,
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: so it really hurt her and she's glad to have
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: him back.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: But there's some demons there, Jason.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: You might know what they are. And he's a complicated man.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: I'll say that for him. He's not an alcoholic, but
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: he does have some issues. Three point seventy five buzzes
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: out of a possible five that's available there on your Netflix.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Definitely worth a watch.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: In terms of viewing Fellers, I've just got a very
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: quick question because I watched bits and pieces throughout the weekend.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: But on the old Instagram there, you know, on the
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: reels and so forth, are you guys now getting a
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: message saying time to stop scrolling, give yourself a break? No, No,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: I've never had those before, and I'm like, you follow
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: a message in your game, suddenly getting this message, and
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: because I don't actually scroll.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: That much, I don't know.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: I cannot find to find out what this actually is.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: It feels like an ad. I feel like brick or
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: something like that. There's one of these ads for something
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: or other.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: That'll be I reckon he's accidentally paid for a weird
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: version of Instagram. Yeah that you pay you as you
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: scroll or something.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: But it says that right, But then it won't let
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: me scroll anymore. I can't scroll anymore.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: Like a thing on your phone that limits screen activity.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, good stuff.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Over the weekend, my wife and I sat down and
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: watched the nineteen ninety five block blockbuster Did you sit
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: down and watch it? A Polo thirteen? A Polo A
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Polo thirteen? Tom Hanks, Ron Howard. We watched it because
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: obviously A Beautiful Mind was so good yeah that we
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: were like, let's watch another Ron Howard based on a
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: true story situation. The issue with A Polo thirteen is
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: it's a lot of guys in a confined space and
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: then guys in a control yeah, and people talking about stuff. Yeah,
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: like yeah, it's hard to explain. But a lot of
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: the movie is people dropping facts and explaining science y
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: rocket stuff because it's about a space flight that goes wrong.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Whereas yeah, a good film, good film, however, someone just
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: text her here at lacks atmosphere on three four eight
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: three is good stuff. There is a massive spoiler at
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: the start because I am not aware of how a
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Polo thirteen finishes. I'm not sure if that's the one
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: with the people pair wished or with that save, et cetera.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: At the very start there is a spoiler and it
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: says based on the novel written by Jim Lovell, who
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: is the main character. I was like, okay, so he
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: lives then, yeah, oh it was okay, it was pretty good.
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: I found it boring.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: It is a bit boring, to be honest. We had
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: to pause it about three or four times to go
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: and like make and yeah, you know, my love and
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: that I'll give it like three point three.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: Busy and all that sort of stuff. But it's just
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: I just, yeah, just boring.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: It's no, it's no chestnut Man.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's no Instagram.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's no Pugs in a bread.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: It's Queens of the Stone Age.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I can welcome back your messive backbones. I hope you
• 22:51
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  Speaker 2: Yea, you don't mention that though, totally in all honesty,
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  Speaker 2: and I'll talk about it a little bit later on
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  Speaker 2: but I didn't, and I'm I'm kicking myself, kicking myself.
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• 23:45
  Speaker 2: I had an absolute maza on Friday night, which we'll
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  Speaker 2: talk about later.
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  Speaker 3: Another reminder I said this last week, but Reburger at
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  Speaker 3: reburger when you're esteemed is like the best thing you've
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  Speaker 5: Even when you're not seen, even when you're sober, it's
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• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Listen, very exciting news for Mogi. He's going to tell
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: us all about it next. But in the meantime, here's
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  Speaker 6: Tune in on Radio Hodky.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, indeed radio head there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
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  Speaker 2: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: five o'clock.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Play the sting. Geezy, I don't have it man, Oh
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: for good, I'm sorry everyone. We talked about this for hours.
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: Oh here it is Fellers.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: I've got a bit of a conundrum and I just
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: want to run it past you and also the listeners
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  Speaker 4: out there.
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: Let's know what you think. On three four eight three.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: That's a text number.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: The keys actually it's a text number and every text
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: at the end of the show, put them all together.
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: Million dollars. Was gonna say Reburger out. Oh yeah, even
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: better than yeah yeah man.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: So fellas we've been running this competition with Street Dog,
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: we gave away a couple of these electric bikes motorbikes,
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: one to the South Island chapter, one to the North
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Island chapter. And when I was looking at these things,
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: I was thinking, she's old of mine one of these, man, Yeah,
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: they're pretty cool of mine, one of these, man. So
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: I went and had a geeze over the weekend, took
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: one out for a test ride with my six year
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: old daughter on the back there, and it was good fun.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Man. I'm keen, I'm keen, real keen.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: The trouble is what sort of happened is that.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: At sort of the same time, my mother, oh Marge,
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: is moving into a rest home. So essentially what it
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: means as well, retirement village. I better be careful, yes,
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: retirement village, and so that means downsizing. So she's gifting
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: me a whole lot of stuff that would otherwise have
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: gone into the dump, one of which is an electrical bicycle.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Well, wouldn't it be massive because your mum's really tall?
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: It's really tall. Yeah yeah, but it can be resized
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: for me. It's turned up. It turned up literally today
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: with all of this other stuff.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Oh so she just sent it all to you.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, wow, yeah, said it all through And it's this
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: push bike. It's a step through, you know what I'm saying.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: You know what that is, Jason. That's where they don't
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: have the bar at the top. Now it used to
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: be called a man's but you know I've had a
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: bar at the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So it's
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: called a step through now?
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Is that for women who wear long dresses sort of
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: things so they can just step well?
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Side said, oh yeah, I don't know. So, I don't
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: know why that is. I don't know why they have that,
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: but yeah, to step through. But it certainly works for Marge,
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: who's you know, getting on in life, so she wouldn't
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: be able to swing a leg like she used to
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: do in the old days.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, jeez, boy, did she.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Swing a leg your mum?
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Anyway, where we're sort of at now, is I really
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: want this really fancy, cool looking thing and my wife
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: is going to say to me, well, you've already got
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: this one and it's free. Why would we even consider
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: buying something that's expensive like this other thing?
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: It's not free?
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: And I guess what I would quite like, as a
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: man that's, you know, fast approaching his fiftieth birthday, is
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: to not have to commute on something that's an absolute humiliator.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: So what I've sort of been dealing with is I've
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: been walking to work, which is fine, but I've also
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: been using the Line or the Flamingo. I prefer the
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Flamingo because it's New Zealand owned and operator. But a
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: fifty year old man on a Flamingo scooter going at yeah,
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: not an actual Flamingo. Yeah, you're right, a Flamingo scooter.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: If I was on an actual Flamingo, that'd.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Be a Flamingo into work.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: But they go at about six g's an hour.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: And when you're doing that in Russia, everybody's around and
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: it's just embarrassing.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, whereas you're used to looking cool as arriving in
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: the teeter.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Oh so that's another thing. You know, people think that
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: that's punishing. So here I am my whole life and finally,
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: what about something for me? My wife's fine, she's got
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: this really cool electric yes, but what about me?
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: So are you telling me that you're approaching fifty and
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: you're getting a motorbike yeah, yeah, but it's either that.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: But I mean, really, what's the difference between that and
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: this electric pushbike? You know, I'm just as close to
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: death one or the other.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: By the way, the reason that they have step through bikes,
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: and this is maybe why your mother had it effortless mounting.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: Oh if it is mounting, Yeah, yeah, she loves that.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I couldn't help but feel when you were describing that,
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: it sort of sounds perfect for me.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: What the step through?
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree, you know what I mean? I agree
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: it has a basket on the front.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Dad does.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine me in the basket with a towel
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: over his head.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Cruising around the CBD and your little step.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Through and Mogi's riding and put the trying to get
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: away from the police. That's great.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So anyway, there's going to be an ongoing argument,
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: but it sort of feels like I might risk standing
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: my ground on this one.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: Okay, tell all my chances.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Electric motorbike or electric bicycle? Which one should Mogi get?
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: Three?
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Four eight three.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: In the meantime, here's system of a down the Hurdarchy
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Big show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ichu is
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: indeed sublime.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: There on the radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday afternoon
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: the time five twenty.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Three, fellas, I had a strange encounter of the Hoidi Jabra,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: bless you, Jace, you're good man.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, checking on a chip.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: No, it's got a bit of a burn going on.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: You've also got chips on your hoodie. But anyway, our fellows,
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: I had a strange encounter of the Hoidy j kind.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Today strange encounters of the hoy.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Now, for those of you that don't know, Jace lives
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: in the city and you spend a lot of time
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: walking around the city, Jase and you, interesting characters seem
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: to gravitate towards you.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, very often.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: But can I say that it's not because he lives
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: in the CBD. This has been happening since time began. Yes, yeah,
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: a lot.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: And the case in point was a few years ago.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: We were in Wellington and an interesting character was walking past.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: All four of us from the Big Show, including Pugs.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Looked at Pugs, looked at Moggie, looked at me, and
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: then zeroed in on Jace. Walked over to Jase. He
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: had a little trolley with him and he said to
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Jace and the world keeps turning a mate, and then
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: you said yeah mate, yeah, mate, And then we were like,
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: why did he choose you? Anyway, this is what happened
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: to me today. It was a very hoidy j moment.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Driving from out west in Auckland. You come off the
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: motorway to a set of traffic lights that go down
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: into town, down towards the Hooducky office, and there's always
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: someone there washing windows or asking for money and stuff.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: Yes, And in fact, I keep a little thing full
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: of two dollar coins in my car and gravel you
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: see it, and gravel, And I used the two dollar
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: coins at the vending machine, and I used the gravel
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: to give to them. You're right, Mogi.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Today I was in my truckie and the window was
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: down and it was an older woman holding a sign.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: It said any spear change. I didn't have it because
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: I wasn't in my car that usually has the gravel
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: in it. So she came around to the window that
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: I was driving at because it's on the other side,
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: and she just goes, what is this saying? She turned
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: her sign around and on the back it had the
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: word time written there, and I was like, time, do
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: you want to know the time. And then she just said, no,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: your time has come. She said, I know what you
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: did the other day down by the trees over there. Yeah,
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: and just so you know, everyone knows about it. Yeah,
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: and you're going to get an absolute hiding suit. So
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: just the thing, you know, man, And like I was like, oh, yeah,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: it's good to know though.
• 31:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: And then I said, oh, you sure have got me
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: confused with Hoidy J. And then she said, oh.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because that's a classic Cordy J.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Very much so. And it's a you get you get
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: to understand these things when you're on the street all
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: the time. Keezy right, yeah, sort of upper and lower side.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: It's a term of affection when they come up to
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: and they say, you know, blah blah blah, we're going
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: to smack you in the head.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: You go high five man.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Funnily enough, going home on Friday night, do what passed me?
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: And I think he was a homeless guy and he
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: he said something to me and I didn't quite catch it.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: And that is the mistake he always makes.
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm walking on.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: I carried on walking about another meter or two and
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: ten round and he was infing and jeffinite me, and I.
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: Was like, oh, sorry, man, what did you say? And
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: he said, bro, I went to first pump. I see
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: you every day. I went to first pump and you
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: didn't first pump me.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: And I went sorry, brother, and I gave him a
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: bit of a first pump and then he smacked me
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: in the head.
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: First pump, yeah you know he yeah, first bump.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: No a first pump.
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, No, that's Joe's that's a that's a first bump first.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: Do you know why? Because you bump your first?
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Because did he pump you with his first?
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: Because that's not good.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: tune in week days.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: At four on Radio Hold Ik.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Let's see who's joining Jerry and Mania on the Export
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Ultra Grand Final Beer Garden Tour.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're doing that, are they?
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're going to the Grand Final in Sydney. Feelers.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: It's a it's a it's another Export Ultra Beer Garden tour.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: And to speak to me about it, are they supposed to?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Jerry, Maniah and acc here g Lane.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: They've done a few beer garden tours so far Paris, Munich,
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Texas and now Sydney going pretty good, yeah, man, Whereas
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: if you look at us, it sort of goes magic ground,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: magic ground, magic.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: Ground, Haka Hokatuka, Wellington.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: We went to That was cool. Fiji, that was excellent.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, we can't campaign, but that feels like they've
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: got a bit of deal going on there. But anyway,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: an opportunity for you to go on the draw for that.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: That's right. People might be wondering what do we get.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what you get.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Three nights in Sydney, five star hotel, return flights, races,
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: the day before, a harbor cruise and the Grand Final experience.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Of course, these guys know the rules, know the routine,
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: know how to go deep, big days, bigger nights, legendary stories.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: That's what's written there. Really that sounds awesome, man, who's keen?
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Should we go to the lines?
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 34:38
  Speaker 9: Do it?
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Man? Get a Luke, you're mayor Barson. How's life?
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Get a fellers? You know, man, just just cruising with
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: the fellows. How's your weekend? Luke?
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty dusty today, mate?
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: But rough, isn't it when you're rolling to Monday and yeah,
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: and you're not really feeling.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: It to be honest with you, man, what we're looking
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: for are the kind of people that can ruin the
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: holiday for the A c C and the breakfast boys.
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: Is that something you think you can do?
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Man, get absolutely steamed and then just punish them for
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: hours with tales of your conquest over the years.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Oh that sounds right up, my yeah, yeah, that's it
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: sounds perfect.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: Ye're but we're not looking for them to have a
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: good time.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Look, We're looking for you to have a good time
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: and them to have a bad time, all right, So
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: just keep that in mind, all right, you're in the drawer.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Can I get mate? Get a Patrick in a ad
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: barsid house life?
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Good yourself? Yeah yeah, thanks mate? Tell me Patrick? Just
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: like could you tune listen too? A Nightmare for the
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: A c C? Here g Lane and and Jerry and Miniah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, definitely give it a good nudge.
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: Cool, we're gonna need you to, are you okay?
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: To responsibly just get steamed way too early and just
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: sort of punish them the whole time.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely okay though, but for the rest of them.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, could you be like ultra serious I'm
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: and final day and just sit as to them and
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: yet if you could do that, Patrick, actually that would
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: be good starting fights with people.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely give it a go.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: Could you for the.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Grand Final day, Patrick, could you while they're watching the game,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: just go back and forth constantly buying beers so that
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: the guys don't actually get to see the game.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, defends, Yeah, that commentates the game the whole time,
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: which is also equally Yeah, yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: That'd be perfect, actually, Patrick, all right, I like the
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: sound of you mate, you're are You're in the drawer, right,
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: you hold the line.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Cheers, good on your maker.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: We don't we don't want a couple of great winners.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: We want a couple of people to get in there
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: and just make it as miserable as possible.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: We want after like the first day, the fellas going,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: what have we done?
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: That's right, that's right. They think they're going to weigh
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: for a huge, fantastic time and event, but against ruined.
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: If if the Worriers make the Grand Final, Keys, will
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: you be there? I don't know.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: It's it's one of those thing where I don't even
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: want I don't even want to think about if they're
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: going to be there or not, you know, what I mean.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I guess yeah, they won't be don't worry
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: about it, Mogi, You'll be there.
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: I'll be there.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: You'll be there with Will Yeah, absolutely potentially, I probably.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: Will be there.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, same, the same, You're right, same.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Listen out for your cue to call once again. If
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: you hear it again, oh eight hundred, Hoda can get
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: yourself in the draw.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: In the meantime, he's a better rage against the machine.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I can.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Welcome back in massive Backbones. Hope you are surviving your
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Monday evening. You're listening to the Big Show brought.
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• 37:43
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• 37:48
  Speaker 2: I mean tony brown Brownie, Brownie. On the rugby side
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: of things, Bloody great coach. But it's twenty twenty eight
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: they're talking about. I don't care. What's the point of bloody,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: don't even want worry about it. Man, it's twenty twenty six,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: two years away too.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: Like me, we've already lost the World Cup.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Are you still in the horror of the mood about
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: your uber eats on Friday and a little bit. What's
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: for Teenay night failers?
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Great question, I don't know, but better be good. You
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: know what I need in my life is someone like say,
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: what do you ja to come around and say, look,
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: I'll take care of it, Bay, leave it with me,
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: and then I can have nothing turn up for two
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: hours and then go and get something that really lets
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: me down.
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh good time.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: But I don't know what it is, but yeah, I
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: hope it's good man. I am. I do need a
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: good fee tonight.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm having Big Ears yup homemade. Yes, you love this?
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Actually smash Big Years.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: Are you going to smash them?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: From the supermarket? Yes, yeah, okay they're pretty good. Yeah,
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: a proper smash.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: But I was actually disgusted when I saw the packet
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: you bought Smash Big Ears.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what have you become?
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: Men?
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: It's all falling apart? Can I just say on the
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: other side of my tobacco? On Friday night, found some
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: amazing food joints over the weekend in the town so.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: They called Reburger.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: No they were not.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: Butterfly Chicken.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Again with third Butterfly Chicken, I worry for the butterfly
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: chickens that live around your joint.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: They're can smash slaughtered.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Is that a breed of chicken?
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: It's a breed of chicken, a butterfly chicken.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, I didn't know that.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: I thought it was because that sort of butterflied when
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: they prepared, they sort of slipped from.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah to mouth or whatever.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I love a butterfly chicken.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Having another butterfly chicken, which, let to be honest, it's
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: the same as any other kind of chicken.
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, Why are you so obstansd with a butterfly chicken?
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: My wife's just really into them at the moment, so
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: I'm right. Is it marinated garlic and something glican thyme?
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: It's great because the next day you can make chicken sami.
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: Oh of course she can.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Y Yeah, I usually make a chicken soup out of it.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: But I hear what you're saying, what.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: Do you have with the butterfly chicken? You're not just
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: having that on its own.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: My wife will make a delicious salad. I think she's
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: making like a pumpkin and no like rockets, no bit
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: of like yogurty stuff. And there's some other stuff, and
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: there is like cranberries and start there.
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: It's all.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: It's delicious.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Actually, just on that on cranberries. My wife made a
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: delicious chocolate slice the other day, but she ruined it
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: by putting cranberries in. It ruined it.
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: So you stopped talking her for three days.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I packed another sandwich and bean, I've had enough.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Here's Arctic monkeys.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: You guys got such a healthy relationship.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show week days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 1: Cool Jam.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday evening.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: The time is thirteen minutes past six o'clock.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Fi Fellers. God, I've got a bone to pick, man, Yeah,
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: I got a bone to pick.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: So cool, Jason, is it food related? Nah?
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Are you saying you've got a bone to pick or
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: you've got a boner pick? Because I would love it
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: to be the ladder?
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Is it's the ladder.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I've got a bona pick and it's it's in my
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: albums and I don't know whether I should delete it
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: or archive it.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Will send it to me, we'll make it. We'll make
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: a call on it.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: Okay. Cool.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Actually, now that we've dealt with that, boner pick, I've
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: got a bone to pick. I got a bone a
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: pick does sound like that.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: So we're in the process of buying a new house
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: right and that involves us going to approximately one billion
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: open homes every single weekend, which begins it's like it's.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: Exciting to begin with and then quickly becomes punishing.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: One thing I've noticed is the difference in real estate
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: agents right now. There are quite a few real estate
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: agents out west where we are who are really lovely,
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: really bubbly, really chatty, really nice, really positive experiences. Whenever
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: we see them, we go, oh, it's blah blahs listening.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: That's great, go see them.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: They're always really good. I've noticed whenever you.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Come into the city and the sort of you know,
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: the fancier suburbs, we're going to get way less for
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: our money. The renistered agents are massively blinged out. They
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: have like Gucci this, and you know what I mean.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: They've got all the huge like designer brands on. That's
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: the word I was looking for. Definitely that word. But
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: they have everything from head to foot. It looks like
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: cost their outfit cost them ten thousand dollars. Their car
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: parked out front is worth two hundred thousand dollars. And
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: then you go into the open home and they literally
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: are the most cold people I've ever met in my life.
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: Well, they can smell poor people, keezy, Is that what
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: it is? Yeah, they know a poor person when they
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: see one.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Their dress for success, man, they exude success. Yes, and
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: they ain't got time for you to come in, you know,
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: wearing your your hoodie that you bought.
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: Over at Magic Round.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: I was wearing that hoodie.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Well, this guy goes straight to the bottom
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: of the list if it ends up being, you know,
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: everyone chucking in a bid because the neighborhood will be
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: few minutes them me coming in, yes, absolutely dragging down
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: the prices of the houses. Because what are you coming
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: in with? You're coming in with your trucky old truck,
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: pretty loud. Yeah, that's right, your shipbox motorbike that starts
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: one and ten times. You see what I'm saying. Though,
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: you like you are, you're like the guys out of
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: the castle there. Yes, you're lovely, you're lovely people your backbones,
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: but you're better off living out by the airport.
• 43:53
  Speaker 10: What it is tire kicker written all over here, and
• 43:57
  Speaker 10: there's there's the waft of Yeah, poverty, poverty in west Auckland.
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: Do you find that they follow you around?
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: Because if I was a real estate agent and you
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: guys turned up, I'd be terrified that you would be
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: thieving things, you know, the silverware, et cetera.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Take it going through draws.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the silverwaars what I go for.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, maybe because I was just like, oh, you know,
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: all these really like because my thing was I'd prefer
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: a ridist agent who didn't have a two hundred and
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: fifty thousand dollars car pulling up, because to me, that's
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: just like arrogance.
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: That's right.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: But I think they're not aiming to have you as
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: a client, to have people that are super super rich
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: who also drive the same sort of because what you're
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: attracted to is people that are like you.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: The ones that you like out West, I like you.
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: They're badly, they're friendly, they're nice.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: They're nice.
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: The ones that are in the city are trying to
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: attract people that are like them, right, and so you
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: want people that are cold, bit snobby but clearly successful.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: I've got the three hundred thousand dollars car and all
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: the all the labels and all that sort of stuff,
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: so that you think, oh, this person's like me, or
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: listen to what they've got to say. Yeah, absolutely, but
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: you're right, yeah a holes.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: So I mean when I used to do that because
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: I came from out West, I know what you're going through, Keyzy,
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: and now I you know the city. Now I'm in
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: the city, they just flock. They're all over me.
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: So they called me cbd JS, so they're like anything
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: you want to know, CBDJ.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: So Big City Jays walked in.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, who, by the way, wears the same hoodie every
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: day in a boys trip hat.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: They would give him the time of day.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I freak of success.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Hold Aks, we'z are there on the radio Hodarchy Big
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Show this Monday evening. The time is six twenty six.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: And you were just talking about real estate agents, Keezy,
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: that sort of you don't like.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, some day some of them I deeply dislike.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you know, they're a little bit cold and
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: their wealth and flaunt their wealth. I had a kind
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: of opposite kind of situation occure in the business front myself. Today,
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: I had to ring the bank. Fellas him rung a
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: a bank for a long long time. And the reason
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: that I had to ring the bank was because I
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: had an old account and what I needed was to
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: get the statements from that account, which no longer exists online.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: It's gone because I closed it. But I needed the statements.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: I'm with you.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: So I called the bank and this woman answered, and
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I was like hello, started yeah, hello, and she said hello,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: and you know, how can I help you? And so
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: we got talking and I don't know if you guys
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: know this, but a lot of people find my voice
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: pretty sexy. And it was just a vibe by God
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: that she kind of liked men. Oh wow, I sort
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: of cracking a few jokes and stuff, and.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: A few jokes in that when you say, like banking jokes.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were financially orientated. Keasy.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: Now you've got my interest, Yeah, I'd like to make
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: a deposit.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then withdrawal, Yeah, I've got your point decimal
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: point that is, anyway you want to see my what
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: ah my pen? Then things got really inappropriate and I
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: was like, whoa whoa forward match?
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: A charm match?
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: She said to me, can I have your phone number?
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: And I was like, wow, she asked me your number?
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: She asked for my phone number, and I.
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: Was like, excuse me, can I ask you a question? Jay?
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: Did you give it to her? Oh?
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you gave me your number? Oh did you give
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: you your number?
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: Then?
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Even more? I just move on even more forward than that,
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: and I said, you know, I was like flastered.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, oh, did you at any point
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: say you were married?
• 48:34
  Speaker 9: Well?
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't feel like I had to at this point,
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: but this is what I was going to get to that.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: She said, can I just have your address?
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, okay, like she wants to
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: come around.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah, And I said I guess so, but I
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: should let you know I'm married. And she was like,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: oh it's your wife blah blah blah blah blah. And
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: I was like that's right, and she was like okay,
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: and then she I was like, can I get you
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: your email?
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: I'm going to send you something?
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Did you say that like that?
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah? She said, can I get your email? I want
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: to send you something, A little something.
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: It was quite a big something.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, I don't know if I
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: can sort of download photos or anything like that on
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: my email.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: I hope you didn't say that, because that was the
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: most boomer statement I've ever heard.
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: You can, it's the best place to do it.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: Don't tell photos of my email what.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Anyway, the good news was, fellas, I got all the
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: stuff I needed and I'm meeting her at.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: Exist A good stuff for you.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: It's top pity for the whole Ikey Big Show weekdays
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  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday evening.
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  Speaker 2: The time is six thirty eight.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, fellas, Just a quick reminder Thursday June twenty fifth,
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  Speaker 3: anonymous fellas. Yeah, good, ay there, excuse me, good there.
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  Speaker 3: I need some advice. My partner and I are sta
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: with her parents after a stint abroad whilst we get sorted.
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  Speaker 3: They've been great, no rent, no bills, and they've got
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: a real flash pad. They've been extra helpful since I've
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  Speaker 3: started my own business, and they think I'm broke. Little
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: do they know I've been raking it in these first
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: few months. The question is do I keep bludging off
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: them until we move out? Or do I reveal my hand?
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  Speaker 5: Jess Anonymous, what.
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: Have you got the adjacent any thoughts? Because I got thoughts.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: It's an interesting one, isn't it. Do you bleed them
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: dry for as much as you can?
• 51:46
  Speaker 9: Well?
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Do you want some respect in your life?
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Or do you want them
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: to continuously look at you like you're a massive loser,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: which is like my wife's parents did with me.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: For nigh on twenty years. Longer than that, nigh on
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: twenty five years. Of course, John, you started paying for
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: dinners when we were on the show. That's true, that's true.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Did you ever did you have a bludge off.
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: Them, yes, yes, yeah, twenty five years.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: So you're saying it's a good idea to bludge off them, yeah, yes, Okay.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: It's not so much about them looking at you as
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: you're looking at yourself in the mirror, tempting, I know,
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: to get free rent. But if you're killing it and
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: you can contribute, you should be contributing. I've got I
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: know people that have done this. This is quite close
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: to my heart, this thing here.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, and.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's the lowest of the low to
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: be completely honest when you're not you jas You're different
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: because you were a struggling artist with you you didn't
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: contribute because you couldn't contribute, thank you. You had four
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: daughters and no real prospects, no real work, no real work,
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: no talent, et cetera, et cetera. It's completely different too,
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: as this guy is having heaps of money and choosing
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: to keep it quiet.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: And just coming back from a big stint overseas, so
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: he had money to go money.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, if I was the parents, I'd be
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: trying they obviously don't know, but I'd be trying to
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: break this up. This is that year you don't need
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: This is a son in law law, isn't it.
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: So Yeah, it's tricky.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think what you're saying is he should
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: not only show his hand, he should also, out of respect,
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: leave the daughter.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Leave the daughter and do that family of fame.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: That just walk into the ocean.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's it's it's one of those things where
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: it's one thing that they're showing you. What they're doing
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: is they're showing you the They don't want you there.
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: Let's be clear, they don't want you there, but they're
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: showing you a because you're with your daughter. So they've
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: been so generous to give you their space to take
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: up time after the daughter has already left their house
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: that they could be spinning together and join each other's company.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: So the least you can do is contribute as much
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: money as possible to ensure that they think you're a
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: stand up person.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think it's past that now.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: And now the other option is to leave the daughter,
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: leave the daughter, do that family a favor.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: I think so, and just never speak to me.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: Maybe some kind of a retreat. You need to go
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: on some kind of retreat and find yourself.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably overseas somewhere with all that money.
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: Oh Bali, Yeah yeah, Bali would be nice backbones over there.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: Thailand, Yeah, Thailand, sure, Vietnam, Vietnam.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Now we can live for ages over there with very little.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Hey, if you need advice, slash to be ripped out
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• 54:57
  Speaker 6: It's worth it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there you go, your mayor bases. That's a big
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  Speaker 2: show down and dusted for your Monday evening. Hey, Keysy, Hello,
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: what's the podcast outro? Clip?
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  Speaker 5: Good question?
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  Speaker 6: Jase.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Today's podcast outro, which comes out at seven thirty, is
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: entitled Crying over Burnt Milk.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Now she doesn't like it too hot, my wife, so
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: she's not like mine.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: But you were obviously burning it though.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: You were going to.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: I will clarify I never burnt milk. Here is a
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  Speaker 6: She's calling you.
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  Speaker 3: Bernie Ah, Bernie Week at Bernie Yes are out week.
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  Speaker 11: At Bernie's where he doesn't say anything, Bernie Sanders that
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  Speaker 11: you're a human Jerz old Bernie fuming about the burnt
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  Speaker 11: milk situation.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: So you burnt some milk? Who can?
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: Who cares?
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: Megones, Bogones's no use crying.
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: All I would do is just stop talking and wrap
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: the show up.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, silent treatment.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: If you could, Magie, what are your plans to up?
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: I'll go home. I've got a new couch in the house,
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: nice new couch.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: Couch.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: It is a nice couch now it's not now. It's
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: come from March, my mum. So we had two matching couches,
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: but they're very narrow. They're very narrow, and I don't
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: like them. They face each other. It's one of those
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: things where it's good for people who come over, but
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: nobody ever comes over.
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: So what are we doing? Yes, so I got a
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: new match.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: Wider couch, which is good for two people to be
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: able to lie on if you need a new kid.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: But now it means there's different couches in there. So
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: I set it all up at home, and when I
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: go home, I'm going to find out what my wife
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: thinks about it proves right, and that's going to have
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: a major effect on how the rest of my evening.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm hearing your keezy a fly chicken.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: Butterfly chicken.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Probably watch some some sort of TV show with my wife.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Actually I'm hosting. I take over as the host of
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Game of two Halves from tomorrow onwards.
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so in an early night, man.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got I've got to go over the scripts
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: and stuff.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: So I just say no beers for you, man, because
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: I'm worried about you know, certainly a bit nasy. A
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: beers last night, Jose five five beers last night, and
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: now look what's the next.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: I always get a running nose.
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: It's just what happens.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: It's really annoying. I don't know what causes it. Maybe
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: I should have an anti histamy the next.
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: How I don't know. Yeah, maybe that'll think it's annoying
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: for you.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: It is annoying, Jace. Yeskezy, what are you up to tonight?
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go home and make my wife a
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: burnt coffee and.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: Have a smash burger, order some Uber eats it won't
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: show up if.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: And gff yeah, and flirt with a bank teller.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah boy, Hey, you see tomorrow at four.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, bye,