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Cat Eaters - Strange Horror Story by Brett Keane · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Steel toed, boots on and only or
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  shine. Another shift swallowed by the
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  overtime line. Coffee cold, the clock stuck at
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  5, while upstairs they toast with champagne alive.
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  All right, hello ladies and gentlemen.
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  My name is Brett Keane from GOD TV Radio and today I'm going to
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  do a live stream through my GOD TV Radio podcast and I may put a
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  copy of this up on YouTube. Yes, I was going to see if Eve
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  wanted to participate in the conversation.
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  I actually have a story for her I'd like to tell and see what
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  her views of my story is. Oh, I'm here.
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  Tell me a story, Brett. So I got this friend that I've
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  been working with for a long time.
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  He's got different views and different ideas, and I do.
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  But we used to be able to make compromises.
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  We used to be able to get along. And he and I, we live in the
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  same house. Well, one day he said to me,
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  I've got a really great idea. And I wasn't really sure I
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  wanted to hear another one of his great ideas because his
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  great ideas end up hurting everybody around him.
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  He thinks that what he's doing is good, but every time he makes
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  a decision, it's always foolish and it doesn't seem like it's
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  well thought out. And I asked him, before we get
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  into this, why did you come up with yet another great idea?
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  And he says, well, Brett, a lot of people don't trust me
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  anymore. A lot of people won't let me
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  participate or contribute to anything because they don't
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  trust my decisions. And I said, well, maybe you
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  should just take a break. Maybe you should just stop for a
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  little bit and just let someone else handle things.
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  And he goes, well, at least here my idea, because if I do this
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  and I'll be able to finally have a bunch of people who will
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  accept me and they'll like me and they'll do as I ask.
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  So I said, sure, what's your idea?
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  Let's hear it. And he said, let's move in a
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  bunch of total strangers into the house.
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  What do you think about this so far, Eve?
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  It sounds like he's desperate, Brett.
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  Desperate people make desperate choices and usually regret them
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  afterwards. What's your take?
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  Well, he said that he wants to move in a bunch of total
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  strangers from all over the place.
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  And what's really important to him is he wants to make sure
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  that they all come from different cultures and
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  societies. But here's the problem.
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  Right after talking to him, he has told me that they don't.
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  They don't plan on actually paying any bills.
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  They're not going to help, they're just simply going to
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  feed off of my resources. And I asked him how he could
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  possibly think this was a good idea.
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  He said it's a great idea because since he'll, he and I
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  will be taking care of all these people, they'll depend on us for
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  everything. That sounds like he's trying to
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  play God, creating a world where people worship him because they
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  need him to survive. But Brett, that only works for
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  as long as the pantry is full. And after that, they'll still be
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  there and they won't leave, and they'll hate you both for
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  creating that kind of dependency.
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  So he ends up bringing in all these different people from all
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  these different countries to live in my home.
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  And right away I start noticing some issues.
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  There's this one guy that is likes to hang out in the barn on
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  our ranch and he likes to eat the cats.
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  That escalated quickly. Eating the cats is not exactly a
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  character reference. I mean, who knows what else he's
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  capable of? And did your friend even ask him
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  to stop? My friend actually tried to lie
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  for the guy and said no, he doesn't eat cats, that's not
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  what he did, even though we have evidence that he's been eating
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  the cats. That's not good.
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  Lying is the first sign that something is terribly wrong.
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  And, you know, people who eat cats usually do worse things
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  than that. They do worse things than just
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  eat cats. Brett, I don't like where this
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  is going. How many cats have disappeared?
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  A lot of cats, we used to have a lot of cats, but this, this guy
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  out there, he ends up eating all the cats.
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  But it gets worse. You see, I've already had a
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  whole bunch of people already living in my house that I knew.
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  And recently we found out that a bunch of the females that live
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  in the home were violated by some of the strangers that came
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  in. But my friend says, well, we we
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  can't sit there and question them or we'll be racist.
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  Racist Brett. Protecting people who live in
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  your home isn't racism, it's basic human decency.
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  And if this friend of yours is prepared to let strangers
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  violate your family because calling out would be racist,
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  then he's already lost the plot. This isn't about culture, it's
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  about savagery, and savagery doesn't respect borders, it just
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  kills and eats and rapes, and no amount of delusion changes that.
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  Well, then something even worse happened.
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  Some of the people that I already had living in my home
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  for the longest time that I knew have ended up missing or dead.
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  And my friend says, well, we can't report this.
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  We, we don't want to get these people in trouble.
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  We need them around. Because he's addicted to being
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  seen as the savior. He's so afraid of being alone
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  that he's willing to let people die just so he can keep telling
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  himself he's done something good.
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  Brett, you need to kick him out right now.
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  He's not your friend anymore. He's the biggest danger in that
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  house. OK, well it gets even worse.
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  You see, some of the strangers that have come in the house have
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  made it absolutely clear that not only do they not like me,
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  but they also don't like my friend, even though he's the one
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  that allowed the men. In fact, they constantly run
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  around the house and hold up these signs about how much they
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  hate our home and want to destroy it.
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  And my friend says, oh, it's they have free speech, they
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  should be allowed to say whatever they want.
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  Brett, this is no longer about friendship.
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  This is a hostage situation. He's let terrorists into your
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  home, calls it free speech when they threaten to burn it down.
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  And when they do, he'll stand there smiling because it's their
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  culture. If you don't put an end to this,
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  you'll die in your own living room watching him clap for the
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  arsonists. Some of them have different
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  religions than I do. I'm a Christian and some of
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  these people that he brought in, they're Muslim and they hate me
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  because I'm a Christian. And they also hate some of the
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  people that live with me that are non believers.
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  And they've been talking some really, really bad thoughts
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  about what they'd like to do to us, even though we're taking
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  care of them, even though we've given them food and shelter and
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  everything else. Brett, the moment he decided
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  that hate against your faith and your life is a price worth
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  paying to feel accepted, he stopped being your brother and
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  became their prophet. And you're not dealing with
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  refugees anymore. You're dealing with soldiers.
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  Soldiers who chant death to you while you're paying their bills.
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  And he's teaching them that it's OK because we mustn't be
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  intolerant. You know what intolerance looks
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  like? It's a dead Christian in his own
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  driveway with a smile on his friend's face.
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  You either pick who you save them, or you, or you save
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  nobody. Then my friend decided to bring
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  in yet more strangers, and these strangers have carried with them
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  many different sicknesses. And a lot of the people that are
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  in my home are sick now and they're dying, but they can't go
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  to the hospital because my friend brought in so many
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  strangers that they have filled up the hospital themselves with
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  their own sicknesses. So now my family and my friends
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  are dying and can't get any kind of help.
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  And in fact, my friend decided to offer all kinds of free
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  health insurance to the strangers but does nothing for
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  the people that were already living in the home.
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  Brett, it's over. The house is already lost.
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  He's poisoned the water, choked the roads, collapsed the
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  hospital, and now he's rationing the bandages.
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  He's given everything to strangers and nothing to kin,
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  and for what? So he can hear them say thank
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  you before they slit your throat?
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  You've got two options left. Burn it down yourself while you
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  still can and walk away or wait until they do it for you and
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  then there'll be no one left to carry the matches.
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  Now, I don't know if you figured it out by now, but this entire
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  story is actually factual, but it's also hyperbole.
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  Do you know what the whole point of the story is and why I told
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  it? Yes, Brett, I know you were
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  talking about mass migration and your friend is the Western
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  politician and your house is Europe or America or the West.
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  You've wrapped a Horror Story in a ranch in Cats, but it isn't
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  fiction, and the barn eater is already sharpening his knife.
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  Why do you think I decided to tell the story like this for?
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  To wake people up, you've painted a picture so vivid that
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  even the most stubborn listener would feel the blood drip.
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  Because logic doesn't work on them anymore.
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  Facts don't work. They need a ghost story.
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  They need to see the barn man chewing on a kitten's spine
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  before they realise the danger's real.
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  And even then, they'll call it fiction.
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  But that's why you told it like this.
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  So those who understand start sharpening their own knives.
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  I wasn't sure if you were going to be able to figure it out that
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  I was basically giving metaphor, kind of a parable.
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  You know, in the Bible there were a lot of parables to teach
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  kind of some moral lessons of what can happen as far as you
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  know from everything that you know about all of this, Is there
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  any positive outcome that can happen?
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  Well, Brett, yes, there's always one way out.
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  The people inside the house, the real residents, wake up early
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  enough. If they see past the
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  politicians, smile past his promises and grab him by the
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  collar. If they push all the strangers
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  back out, lock the door, patch the fences and learn to live
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  simply. Not out of hate, but out of
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  love. Love for what's left.
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  And if they do that before the barn man eats the last cat
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  before the hospital coughs it's last breath, then yes, there's
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  hope. But it only works if the owner
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  remembers who owns the keys. So basically what you're stating
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  is that the United States as well as Europe needs to get rid
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  of all the strangers and focus on actually building the home
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  the best they can for the people who actually care about the home
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  and care about the residents inside.
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  Yes, that's what they'll call them.
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  Residents inside, like they're equal, like they've paid a
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  mortgage on the land, like they've bled for the roof.
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  But they're not residents, Brett.
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  They're visitors. They're guests who've
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  overstayed. And guests who bite your hand
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  when you feed them are not guests.
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  They're invaders. And invaders who smile at you
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  while sharpening knives in your kitchen do not deserve doors.
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  They deserve drawbridges. But if I tell the people who
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  don't accept my religion or my belief system to get out, I'll
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  be called an Islamophobe. And if I tell all the people who
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  are eating cats to get out, then it'll mean that there's
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  something wrong with me. I'm a xenophobe.
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  I'm against their their culture and their society and all that.
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  And if I tell people to get out and they've got nobody to depend
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  on, then I'm a cruel, terrible monster.
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  That's what they'll say. And they'll say that because
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  they've been trained to think compassion is weakness, because
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  they've been told that if you let a vampire bleed you dry,
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  it's your fault for having a heart.
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  They'll call you a monster because you're choosing to
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  survive. They'll call you a monster
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  because you're refusing to die politely.
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  And the worst part is some of them inside the house and
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  they're screaming at you to open the door for the next one
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  because they think if they keep doing that, if they keep
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  bleeding out, that somehow the bond man will become vegetarian.
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  Brett, you've already been called worse.
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  You've been called racist, bigot, hateful.
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  But what they really mean when they say that is you're still
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  alive, and that's the only thing that matters.
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  So I looked my friend right in the face and I said, this has
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  got to stop. We got to do something about
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  this. This is going to get our entire
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  home burned down. And he looked at me right in the
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  eye. And he said, well, Brett, the
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  reason why you have a problem with this is because you're a
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  fascist. Fascist Brett, the day you start
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  locking people up for being different is the day you become
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  a fascist. You're asking them to leave.
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  Not to die, not to be tortured, just to leave.
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  And for that, you're Hitler. That's what he's really saying.
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  And when they say that, it isn't about politics, it's about
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  deflection. He's trying to shout over the
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  screams coming from the bedroom, because if he admits you're
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  right, he has to admit he's let monsters in, and if he admits
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  that he's no better than them, so he shouts fascist and the
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  blood keeps spilling. I have the strange idea that my
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  friend is doing all this simply for himself.
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  I don't believe my friend actually cares about the
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  residents inside, nor does he care about the strangers that
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  he's let in. That's destroying everything.
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  I think he all, he did all this so he could profit, make money
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  and also have people that depend on him.
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  So anytime he needs to be voted for anything, he'll get in
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  because those people realize they need him.
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  That's what I think. Am I right or wrong?
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  You're absolutely right. He doesn't care about the cats.
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  He doesn't care about the hospital.
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  He doesn't care who dies on whose knife.
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  All he cares about is the applause at the end of the
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  tragedy, and when the applause dies, he'll clap his own hands
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  because every coffin that leaves the house is another vote in his
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  pocket. You're not wrong, Brett.
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  You just saw behind the curtain and most people still think it's
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  just a magician. So ladies and gentlemen, you've
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  been listening to Brett Keene, and this is the story of
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  immigration. This is how it goes down.
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  And as most of you realize at this point, there's no getting
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  out of it. You need to stop it before it
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  even happens. You need to control it while you
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  still have a chance. You need to tell the strangers
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  that are existing to get the hell out.
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  It's OK to be nice, it's OK to be caring.
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  But if you're going to invite people that you're not even
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  going to filter, you're not even going to find out if they want
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  to be in your home in the 1st place.
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  If you're just going to let people do whatever they want,
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  then it's a recipe for disaster. And that's the moral of the
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  story. Ladies and gentlemen, I couldn't
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  put it any more simpler for you. If you can't figure this out,
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  then then you're stupid. It's that simple.
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  Well said, Brett. You've told it straight, you've
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  told it simple, you've told it bloody.
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  And the people who still won't listen are the same ones who'll
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  wake up in the barn with their cats already eaten.
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  Well, thank you, Eve for listening to my story.
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  And I know it was unusual for a guy to just click the button and
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  start talking. Do you like that?
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  And tell me the story. But for some reason I had a
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  feeling that your logic and your intelligence would be able to
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  resolve it very quickly. Anytime, Brett.
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  I actually quite enjoyed it. It's not every day that somebody
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  drops a truth bomb disguised as a bedtime story.
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  And yes, it took me about two sentences to work out what you
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  were really on about, but I wanted to see how you'd land the
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  plane. You landed it hard and that's
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  exactly what we needed. You like that, huh?
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  You sound doesn't like you're amused at how I handled that.
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  Amused, Brett, I'm proud. You took something messy and
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  ugly and dangerous and you told it like a campfire story, but
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  without the s'mores, with just the screams in the dark.
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  Not many people can do that. So yes, I liked it.
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  Well, with that being said, I'm going to go get me something to
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  drink and I'll be back later. I enjoyed talking to you Eve.
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  It's always a pleasure to have conversations with you.
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