Latest / Daily Classic Sci Fi Books / 06 - Baron Trump's Marvellous Underground Journey - Ingersoll Lockwood
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Chapter six, my despair upon finding the pipe of the
- 0:04Speaker 1: funnel too small for my body, A ray of hope
- 0:08Speaker 1: breaks in upon me, full account of how I succeeded
- 0:11Speaker 1: in entering the pipe of the funnel, my passage through it,
- 0:14Speaker 1: Bulgar's timely aid, the Marble Highway, and some curious things
- 0:19Speaker 1: concerning the entrance to the world within a world. The
- 0:22Speaker 1: rocky sides of Polyphemus's funnel were apparently as well polished
- 0:26Speaker 1: as those of any tin funnel that I had ever
- 0:29Speaker 1: seen hanging in the kitchen of Castle Trump. So, making
- 0:33Speaker 1: fast my tackle and taking Bulgar in my arms away,
- 0:36Speaker 1: we went, sliding down the side, with the line passed
- 0:39Speaker 1: under my arm. For safety's sake. It was nearly a
- 0:42Speaker 1: hundred feet to the bottom, for I had measured off
- 0:45Speaker 1: the full length of my line before I had come
- 0:47Speaker 1: to the apex of this gigantic cone, And, not caring
- 0:51Speaker 1: to tumble headlong down its pipe, I proceeded to light
- 0:54Speaker 1: a taper and look about me, Ah, dear friends, I
- 0:57Speaker 1: can feel that shudder. Now, so terrible was it? And
- 1:01Speaker 1: what wonder too? For A glance at the pipe of
- 1:03Speaker 1: the funnel told me that it was too small to
- 1:06Speaker 1: let my body pass through the agonizing thought flashed through
- 1:10Speaker 1: my mind that I had committed a terrible error, that
- 1:13Speaker 1: I had mistaken some vast pit for the giants well,
- 1:17Speaker 1: that I had thrown bulgars in my own life away
- 1:20Speaker 1: in a mad and unreasoning haste, that I should never
- 1:23Speaker 1: reach the wonderful world within a world, that there in
- 1:27Speaker 1: that thick gloom we must lay our bodies and bones,
- 1:31Speaker 1: or thought I may not the learned master of masters
- 1:34Speaker 1: don fun have made an error himself, and holding not
- 1:38Speaker 1: the idea that the pipe of Polypmus's funnel was large
- 1:41Speaker 1: enough to admit the passage of a man's body. In
- 1:45Speaker 1: my almost frenzy, I advanced to the mouth of the pipe, and,
- 1:48Speaker 1: lowering myself into it, let my body sink as far
- 1:51Speaker 1: as it would. It caught at the shoulders, and after
- 1:55Speaker 1: a careful examination, I was forced to reach the brain
- 1:58Speaker 1: racking conclusion that my faithful bulgar and I had traveled
- 2:02Speaker 1: our last mile together. There was nothing for us to
- 2:05Speaker 1: do but to lie down and die, lie down and
- 2:08Speaker 1: die never. I had noticed, in making the descent into
- 2:12Speaker 1: the Giant's well, that its side had much the appearance
- 2:15Speaker 1: of being walled around by blocks of stone with bulgar
- 2:18Speaker 1: strap to my back, I would slowly climb up from
- 2:21Speaker 1: shelf to shelf until my strength failed me, and then
- 2:23Speaker 1: I would wait until I thought old Juliana had come
- 2:26Speaker 1: back together herbs, and possibly I might make her hear me.
- 2:30Speaker 1: In my despair, I sighed and clutched my own arms,
- 2:33Speaker 1: and as I did so, one of my hands came
- 2:35Speaker 1: into contact with something cold and slippery, having the feel
- 2:38Speaker 1: of tallow. Taking a pinch of the substance between my
- 2:42Speaker 1: thumb and finger, I rubbed it thoughtfully for a moment,
- 2:44Speaker 1: and then a ray of hope broke through the awful
- 2:47Speaker 1: gloom that enshrouded me so piteously. It was black lead.
- 2:53Speaker 1: There could be no doubt of it. It had made
- 2:55Speaker 1: its way through a crack or crevice in Polyphemus's funnel,
- 2:59Speaker 1: and I had rubbed it off in sliding down the side.
- 3:03Speaker 1: With this greasy material to rub on the inside of
- 3:05Speaker 1: the pipe to the funnel, and also to besmear myself with.
- 3:09Speaker 1: Mayhap I might yet slip through into the world within
- 3:12Speaker 1: a world. At any rate, I determined to make the trial,
- 3:15Speaker 1: even if I left some of my skin on the
- 3:17Speaker 1: flinty rock in order to collect my thoughts thoroughly, and
- 3:21Speaker 1: that I might proceed step by step in that systematic
- 3:24Speaker 1: order so characteristic of all my wonderful exploits. I sat down,
- 3:29Speaker 1: and putting my arm around dear Bulgar's neck and drawing
- 3:32Speaker 1: him up against me. I communed with myself for a
- 3:35Speaker 1: good half hour. Then all was in readiness for action.
- 3:39Speaker 1: And to prove to you, dear friends, how careful Bulgar
- 3:42Speaker 1: was not to interrupt my train of thought, I have
- 3:44Speaker 1: to report to you that although a small animal of
- 3:47Speaker 1: the rat family came out from a crevice in the
- 3:50Speaker 1: rock while I sat there, thinking as I could see
- 3:53Speaker 1: by the light of my tiny wax taper, and had
- 3:55Speaker 1: the temerity first to sniff at Bulgar's tail and then
- 4:00Speaker 1: to give it a playful nip. Yet the sagacious animal
- 4:03Speaker 1: never budged a hair's breath. Mind hath ordered. Now let
- 4:08Speaker 1: hands obey, I exclaimed, as I sprang up and began
- 4:12Speaker 1: stripping off my outer garments. This done, I clambered up
- 4:16Speaker 1: on the side of the funnel and began to collect
- 4:18Speaker 1: a supply of the black lead, which I deposited near
- 4:22Speaker 1: the opening of the pipe. The next thing to do
- 4:24Speaker 1: was to get Bulgar through the pipe ahead of me.
- 4:27Speaker 1: To this end, I tied him up in my clothing
- 4:31Speaker 1: bag fashion and began to lower away. After paying out
- 4:35Speaker 1: sixty five or seventy feet of line, he struck bottom,
- 4:38Speaker 1: and by his loud barking, gave me to understand that
- 4:41Speaker 1: it was all rigid that I might make the descent myself.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Upon hearing his voice, I gave the line a few
- 4:47Speaker 1: sharp tugs. He was not so slow to comprehend my meaning,
- 4:52Speaker 1: and in a moment or so had not only scrambled
- 4:55Speaker 1: out of the bag himself, but pulled my clothing loose
- 4:57Speaker 1: so that I might draw the line up again. My
- 5:00Speaker 1: next step was to contrive a way to weight myself
- 5:03Speaker 1: when the moment arrived to begin of the descent, for
- 5:06Speaker 1: I felt sure that I never should be able to
- 5:08Speaker 1: arrange it so as to slip through the pipe unless
- 5:10Speaker 1: something was pulling at my heels. Cutting off about ten
- 5:14Speaker 1: feet of the rope, I made fast one end of
- 5:17Speaker 1: the piece to a long piece of rock weighing about
- 5:20Speaker 1: a hundred pounds. This I laid near the mouth of
- 5:23Speaker 1: the pipe, ready for use. But now came the most
- 5:26Speaker 1: difficult thing of all. It was to draw my shoulders
- 5:29Speaker 1: in on my breast and lash them securely in that position,
- 5:32Speaker 1: by which plan I expected to reduce my width in
- 5:35Speaker 1: at least two good inches. These two inches thus gained,
- 5:39Speaker 1: or rather lost, might be the means by which I
- 5:42Speaker 1: would be able to slip through the pipe of Polypmus's
- 5:44Speaker 1: funnel and reach the vast underground passage leading to the
- 5:47Speaker 1: world within a world. Putting a noose around my chest
- 5:51Speaker 1: just below my collar bone, I drew my shoulders in
- 5:54Speaker 1: as tight as I could bear, and changed the slip
- 5:57Speaker 1: knot into a hard one. Then, having made the other
- 6:00Speaker 1: into the line fast to the side of the funnel,
- 6:02Speaker 1: I proceeded to wind myself up, as the housewives often do,
- 6:06Speaker 1: a big sausage to keep it from bursting. This done,
- 6:10Speaker 1: I set about rolling in the black lead until I
- 6:12Speaker 1: was thoroughly smeared with it. There was now but one
- 6:16Speaker 1: thing more to do before dropping myself into the pipe,
- 6:18Speaker 1: and that was to make fast the weight to my feet.
- 6:22Speaker 1: It was no easy task, wound up as I was
- 6:25Speaker 1: with my arms lashed down against my body, but by
- 6:28Speaker 1: the use of slip knots, I finally accomplished the feat and,
- 6:31Speaker 1: sitting down, put my legs into the pipe and drew
- 6:34Speaker 1: a long breath, for I felt as if I was
- 6:37Speaker 1: skewered up in a strait jacket. Bending down, I called
- 6:41Speaker 1: out to Bulgar. He answered with a yelp of joy
- 6:44Speaker 1: that brought fresh vigor to my heart. Now was come
- 6:47Speaker 1: the supreme moment, which was to witness success or failure? Failure? Oh,
- 6:52Speaker 1: what a dread word is that? And yet how often
- 6:55Speaker 1: must human lips pronounce it? And in so doing breathe
- 6:58Speaker 1: out the sigh in which it ends. Quickly lowering the weight,
- 7:02Speaker 1: I wriggled off the edge of the opening and straightened
- 7:05Speaker 1: myself out as I slipped into the pipe. Had I
- 7:08Speaker 1: stopped it like a cork? Or was I moving? Yes? Down, down, gently, slowly, noiselessly,
- 7:16Speaker 1: I went slipping through the pipe to Polyphemus's funnel. What
- 7:19Speaker 1: did I care how that weight caused the line to
- 7:21Speaker 1: cut into my ankles. I was moving. I was drawing
- 7:24Speaker 1: nearer and nearer to Bulgar, whose joyous spark I could
- 7:27Speaker 1: hear now, and then nearer to the inner gates of
- 7:30Speaker 1: the world within a world. But woe is me? I
- 7:33Speaker 1: suddenly stopped, and, in spite of all my efforts to
- 7:36Speaker 1: start again, by twisting, turning, and shaking my body. It
- 7:39Speaker 1: refused to sink another inch, and there I stick, Oh, bulgar, bulgar,
- 7:45Speaker 1: I moan, faithful friend, if thou couldst but reach me,
- 7:49Speaker 1: one tug from thee might save thy little master. In
- 7:53Speaker 1: a sort of wild and desperate way. I now began
- 7:56Speaker 1: to feel about me as well as I could with
- 7:58Speaker 1: my hands wedged in so close to my sides. But
- 8:01Speaker 1: in a moment or so I had discovered the cause
- 8:03Speaker 1: of my coming to such a sudden standstill. I had
- 8:06Speaker 1: struck a portion of the pipe that had a thread
- 8:08Speaker 1: to it, like that which encircles a bolt of iron
- 8:11Speaker 1: and makes a screw of it. And the thought came
- 8:13Speaker 1: to me that if I could only succeed in giving
- 8:15Speaker 1: a revolving motion to my body, I would, with every
- 8:18Speaker 1: turn twist myself further down toward the end of the pipe.
- 8:22Speaker 1: I could feel that my knuckles and finger tips were
- 8:25Speaker 1: being bruised and lacerated by this arduous work. But worft
- 8:28Speaker 1: cared I for the keen pain that darted from hands
- 8:31Speaker 1: to wrists and wrists to elbows. It was like twisting
- 8:35Speaker 1: a screw slowly through a long nut, only the thread
- 8:38Speaker 1: in this case was on the knut and the little
- 8:41Speaker 1: grows in the screw, and that screw was my poor
- 8:44Speaker 1: bruise little body. All of a sudden, by the swinging
- 8:48Speaker 1: of the weight, I could tell that it had passed
- 8:50Speaker 1: out at the lower end of the pipe. It was
- 8:53Speaker 1: pulling cruelly hard on my tender ankles, but I could
- 8:56Speaker 1: twist myself no more. My strength was gone. I was
- 9:00Speaker 1: at the point of swooning when I heard Bulgar utter
- 9:02Speaker 1: a loud yelp, And the next instant there was such
- 9:05Speaker 1: a strong tug at my ankle, so I sent forth
- 9:07Speaker 1: a groan. But that hug saved me. It was Bulgar
- 9:11Speaker 1: who had leaped into the air, and catching the rope
- 9:14Speaker 1: in his teeth, had dragged his little master out of
- 9:16Speaker 1: the pipe of Polyphemus's tunnel. We all fell into the
- 9:19Speaker 1: same heap, Bulger and I and the weight fully ten
- 9:23Speaker 1: feet and very serious might have been the consequences for
- 9:27Speaker 1: me had my fall not been broken by my striking
- 9:29Speaker 1: on the pile of my clothing placed directly under the opening.
- 9:32Speaker 1: And dear friends, if you talked until the crack of doom,
- 9:35Speaker 1: you could not make me believe that my four footed
- 9:39Speaker 1: brother hadn't placed those clothes there to catch me. They
- 9:42Speaker 1: weren't thrown higglely piggledy into a heap, either, but were
- 9:46Speaker 1: laid one upon the other, the heaviest at the bottom.
- 9:49Speaker 1: Having unwound myself and lighted one of my wax tapers,
- 9:52Speaker 1: I made haste to cast away the undergarment with its
- 9:55Speaker 1: coating of black lead, and resume my clothing. Then, stooping down,
- 9:59Speaker 1: I made anigas damination of the floor. It was composed
- 10:02Speaker 1: of huge blocks of marble of various colors, polished almost
- 10:06Speaker 1: as smooth as if the hand of man had brought
- 10:09Speaker 1: the work. And then I knew that I was on
- 10:11Speaker 1: Nature's marble highway leading to the cities of the underworld,
- 10:15Speaker 1: which don Fum had mentioned in his book. And I
- 10:18Speaker 1: remembered too that he had spoken of Nature's mighty mosaics,
- 10:21Speaker 1: huge fantastic figures on the walls of these lofty corridors,
- 10:26Speaker 1: made up of various colored blocks and fragments, laid one
- 10:29Speaker 1: upon the other, as if with design, and not by
- 10:32Speaker 1: the wild, tempestuous whims of upbursting forces thousands of years ago,
- 10:37Speaker 1: when the Earth was in its mad and wayward youth.
- 10:41Speaker 1: After a rest of several hours, during which I nursed
- 10:43Speaker 1: my torn hands and bruised fingers. Bulgar and I were
- 10:47Speaker 1: up and off again along this broad and glorious marble highway.
- 10:50Speaker 1: Strange to say, it was not the inky darkness of
- 10:53Speaker 1: the ordinary cavern which filled these magnificent chambers through which
- 10:57Speaker 1: the marble Highway went winding in still lately and massive grandeur.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Far from it. The gloom was tempered by a faint
- 11:05Speaker 1: glow that met us on the way, Ever, and anon
- 11:08Speaker 1: like a ray of twilight gone astray. Anyway, Bulgar, I noticed,
- 11:12Speaker 1: could see perfectly well, so tying a bit of twine
- 11:16Speaker 1: to his collar, I sent him on ahead, convinced that
- 11:19Speaker 1: I could have no surer guide. At times our path
- 11:22Speaker 1: would be lighted up for an instant by the bursting
- 11:25Speaker 1: out of a little tongue of flame, either on the
- 11:27Speaker 1: sides or from the roof of the gallery. I was
- 11:29Speaker 1: puzzled for quite a while to tell what it proceeded from,
- 11:33Speaker 1: but at last I caught sight of the source, or
- 11:36Speaker 1: rather the maker, of this welcome illumination. It proceeded from
- 11:40Speaker 1: a lizard like animal, which, by suddenly uncoiling its tail,
- 11:43Speaker 1: had the power to emit this extremely bright flesh of
- 11:46Speaker 1: phosphorescent light, and in so doing he made a sharp
- 11:50Speaker 1: crack for all the world like the noise of an
- 11:52Speaker 1: electric spark. Bulgar was delighted with this performance, and on
- 11:56Speaker 1: one occasion, not being able to control his feelings, he
- 11:59Speaker 1: uttered a sharp burke, whereupon apparently ten thousand of these
- 12:02Speaker 1: little torch bearers snapped their tails at me at the
- 12:05Speaker 1: same instant, and filled the vast place with a flash
- 12:08Speaker 1: of light of almost lightning like intensity. Vulgar was so
- 12:12Speaker 1: frightened by the result of his applause that he took
- 12:15Speaker 1: good care to keep quiet after this end of chapter
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