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Episode 3: Hot Dogs and Lisa Ann · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: No, we're not going to smoke whatever you had last time.
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  Speaker 2: It's called cheatah piss.
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  Speaker 3: I honestly, a lot of times piss the weed that
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  Speaker 3: you get at a cannabis fest A lot of times
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  Speaker 3: isn't that great?
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  Speaker 2: But I that's where I got it last time.
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  Speaker 1: Have you had a cheetah piss? George?
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately I have not.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't known that. The name really grabs at you
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  Speaker 2: with the big phone. What's the phone?
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  Speaker 1: There's a pixel nine XL God, God, look at that thing.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that folds. I got it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's like big dick energy.
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  Speaker 2: Here. Wait are we recording right now? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, normally we bullshit like this for the first like
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  Speaker 3: fifteen Let me put my headphones on that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hey now it's real official. I'm into the conversation
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  Speaker 1: brings everything.
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  Speaker 2: Like how you sound? Should I turn you up? Should
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  Speaker 2: I turn you down? Can you make me sound deeper? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: But the youngest person on the show.
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  Speaker 4: You could just sit around all night. Yeah exactly, it's
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  Speaker 4: like welcome to Nickelodeon.
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  Speaker 2: What do you even get into it? Last time? Really
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  Speaker 2: about what I can do with this fancy new board here,
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  Speaker 2: But look at this.
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  Speaker 1: And it's cool to be honest with you. What is it?
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  Speaker 3: It is a roadcaster pro to sure I can sound
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  Speaker 3: like a I think it only works with my mic, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, not me either, I just sound
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  Speaker 1: friendly naturally.
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  Speaker 4: So do you get a lot of feedback that your
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  Speaker 4: listeners enjoyed this part of the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for the most part, Okay, most people. Their only
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  Speaker 1: criticism has been that guy in the first episode, Bob.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, wait was that story I told about him?
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  Speaker 4: Was that recorded? No, So this would be a good
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  Speaker 4: introduction to what I do. I guess when we were
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  Speaker 4: first starting our blog, why I value would love this
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  Speaker 4: is like two thousand and seven, two thousand and eight.
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  Speaker 4: The whole thing back in that day was there was
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  Speaker 4: no news alternative. There was Morning Call, Express Times that
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  Speaker 4: was it. Well FMZ of course, and then like a
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  Speaker 4: couple other smaller ones. So we're gonna be like the
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  Speaker 4: anti new So there would be news, we would take
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  Speaker 4: a paragraph or two and then make fun of it
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  Speaker 4: in whatever aspect.
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  Speaker 1: And so we're trying to like, I don't know, we're
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  Speaker 1: looking on the internet.
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  Speaker 4: What if people do there's all these best of the
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  Speaker 4: Lee Valley, you know, So again being.
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  Speaker 1: That young mindset.
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  Speaker 4: We're like, what can we do to flip it on
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  Speaker 4: his head and be funny and at the same time,
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  Speaker 4: so he said, let's do the worst of the Lei Valley. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so like what's the worst restaurant? And we did like
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  Speaker 4: a google for I would I gat prepared. I could
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  Speaker 4: find it and maybe I'll send it to you guys.
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  Speaker 4: But he couldn't do it now because it was pretty mean. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and there were some restaurants in there that people, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't do it.
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  Speaker 1: I would not do it now.
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  Speaker 4: But Bob Holder won the Worst the Worst radio talk show.
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  Speaker 2: He must have hated that and he.
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  Speaker 4: Was so good, but like somebody told him, he got
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  Speaker 4: so mad and then they're like you have to come
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  Speaker 4: on the show. Well he didn't even but like would
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  Speaker 4: you call on the show? And he was like, you
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  Speaker 4: got mad at me? And he didn't quite understand that
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  Speaker 4: we did it because we like we actually liked him
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  Speaker 4: and then the whole thing. But so he was really
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  Speaker 4: mad at us for a while, like, how dare you
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  Speaker 4: say that I'm the worst?
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, Bob, no, you don't. You didn't get
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  Speaker 2: the joke. But that was kind of like one.
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  Speaker 4: Of our first fories in and it But to be honest,
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  Speaker 4: it kind of showed. It's like, oh man, like people
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  Speaker 4: will take notice if you put out stuff like this.
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  Speaker 2: Should we should be a little careful.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to have anybody assume me you really
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  Speaker 3: think that you couldn't do that again if you wanted to.
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  Speaker 4: What do you think about like restaurant reviews right when
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  Speaker 4: you're in New York City, Like you can go and
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  Speaker 4: bash a restaurant because the odds of you going back
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  Speaker 4: there are really slim, Like in the Lehigh Valley something
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 1: Is difficult to do, Like you wouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: Go trash a restaurant like if you live here because
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  Speaker 4: you would never eat there again?
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  Speaker 2: Or is this not a good look? You know, like
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  Speaker 2: maybe they had an off day or something.
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  Speaker 4: I guess my point is I think it's small enough
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  Speaker 4: that I don't know if the worst of unless it
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  Speaker 4: was done like in the right way, would work, Like.
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  Speaker 1: If you did a worst of, like what's the worst road?
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  Speaker 1: Not like what's the worst Italian restaurant in Easton?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's start were like punching down.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's not nice for sure?
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  Speaker 2: What is the worst Italian restaurant in Easton. I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know. I can't even think of one Italian restaurant
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  Speaker 2: in So this is a good one.
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  Speaker 4: I was at a bad party last night. It will
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  Speaker 4: show you how riveting it was. We were having a
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  Speaker 4: discussion of the worst Burrows in.
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  Speaker 1: Pennsylvania, the worst ever, because you guys really went hard
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  Speaker 1: on this party.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're at the casino.
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  Speaker 1: We're not going to go to the strip club. We're
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  Speaker 1: going to talk about burrows.
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  Speaker 4: And because some of these guys was from Timaqua, right,
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  Speaker 4: which has a reputation of being.
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  Speaker 2: You know, less than Stowar.
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  Speaker 4: Tomack was fine, but it is just like a lot
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  Speaker 4: of these Burrows are like because people get out of
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  Speaker 4: high school, they're like, I never.
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  Speaker 2: Will go back.
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  Speaker 1: Our good friend, George Whacker, the third guest on our
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  Speaker 1: little podcast Blazers. George, tell people who you are, what
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  Speaker 1: you do. Thanks for having me on.
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  Speaker 2: This is great.
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy I'm the third guest to feel Bob Holder.
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  Speaker 2: Was ahead of me though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he's been mentioned in the following two which is
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  Speaker 1: he was for him?
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  Speaker 2: You know you like that.
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  Speaker 4: Bob Holder, the two thousand and eight award winner for
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  Speaker 4: the Worst Radio Ship.
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  Speaker 1: I said, but we love to make sure we say
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  Speaker 1: that we love all in good fun.
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  Speaker 2: George, what do you do?
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  Speaker 4: So we I have a company called Leah Valley would
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  Speaker 4: Love and we do you know, social media, digital media.
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  Speaker 4: We also have a podcast I've had for eight years now.
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  Speaker 2: We've both been on that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we guys have been on and I'll tell you what, Georgie,
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  Speaker 3: you were doing podcasts before anybody who's doing podcasts.
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  Speaker 1: I think we're the first podcasts that just didn't stop.
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  Speaker 4: There were other podcasts, and there are other podcasts, but
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  Speaker 4: we were just the one that said I tried to
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  Speaker 4: lean into it and say, is there any sort of
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  Speaker 4: viable business opportunity here? And then once we started to
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  Speaker 4: work that out a little bit, you know, being consistent
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  Speaker 4: is the most important part. It's been a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 2: So we do that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we do social media for companies.
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  Speaker 4: We do ads and video stuff, a little bit of
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  Speaker 4: droning press releases, you know, things like that, traditional things
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  Speaker 4: that are still necessary. We do a lot of local
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  Speaker 4: stuff and it's a lot of fun. And we're very
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  Speaker 4: lucky here right, local, local, local.
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  Speaker 1: We're fortunate to have a.
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  Speaker 4: Business at all, and the fact that we can continue
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  Speaker 4: to do stuff for Leah Valley is just it blows
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  Speaker 4: my mind.
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  Speaker 1: So we're happy to and it's really cool to witness too.
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  Speaker 2: Over the years, I thought of another person that's not
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  Speaker 2: going to listen to this podcast. We can talk about him.
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  Speaker 2: The last time that George and I.
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna say the last time the George and
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  Speaker 1: I did an event together. There was a certain individual
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  Speaker 1: that every single time that he said George Wacker's name,
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  Speaker 1: he said it like this.
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  Speaker 2: We're here with.
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  Speaker 4: George Wacker Weed to start the show.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to it. Press the button?
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  Speaker 2: Which one?
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  Speaker 1: That one right there?
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  Speaker 2: This one? Yep.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome to the Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel,
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  Speaker 5: the trivia podcast where the questions are high, and so
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  Speaker 5: are they hates. Time to spark your curiosity and line
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  Speaker 5: up some knowledge though. Blazed and Confused podcast starts.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Episode three, Episode three is here. I'm Becker, that's Joel, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: and our guest today, George Wacker. George, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: thought I had a tough name growing up, Becker. I
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  Speaker 1: was called you know, the P word like all the
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  Speaker 1: freaking time. But Whacker?
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  Speaker 2: What Becker? Come on?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to bring it up because
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  Speaker 1: I know it's real stupid, probably because I'm puts.
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  Speaker 2: You up in a way because it's like, yeah, early
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  Speaker 2: on it like whacker, that's funny. You're like, is it
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  Speaker 2: you know? Is it after? It's still really funny. It's
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  Speaker 2: like what's your last name? Smith?
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  Speaker 4: That's really yeah, I'm gonna remember that, Paul, like it's boring.
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  Speaker 1: Joe, do you have a nickname or anything? Did you
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  Speaker 1: grow up with a nickname?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? Nothing? That was nice name?
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  Speaker 1: One of the bad ones.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the village idiot, fucking know what was
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  Speaker 2: my nickname?
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  Speaker 1: Still call you that?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, when your name is Joel, that's short enough.
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  Speaker 2: What are you going to shorten that?
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  Speaker 1: Jay? Yay.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird because no nobody calls me Jay. But sometimes
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  Speaker 3: when I go to like sign off a sign off
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  Speaker 3: is what do you call it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the last line of an email. Most
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  Speaker 1: of the time I'll put thanks and then just Jay.
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  Speaker 1: Really I do be with a lot of mind.
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  Speaker 2: Is that weird?
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  Speaker 1: It's a little pretentious, don't you think is it?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's probably not. It's the stupid about I've
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  Speaker 1: been doing it for a long time. I guess it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't be a little critical. Yeah, it's silly anyway. All
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  Speaker 1: right here ready, question number one? You want me to
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  Speaker 1: ask you first? Right, I can go first this time?
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  Speaker 2: If you like, am I answering this?
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  Speaker 1: Or what did you asking each other? I think that UH,
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  Speaker 1: doing some thinking the last week that we should allow
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  Speaker 1: the guests to chime in, maybe make it any competition
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  Speaker 1: between the now, well, the guest has always been here
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  Speaker 1: as far as the trivia portions concerned.
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  Speaker 3: The guest is just here to chime in. However, what
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking is we should make it like who
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  Speaker 3: wants to be a Millionaire?
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  Speaker 1: Where it should be like a lifeline, so that if
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  Speaker 1: you can't answer, you go to the other person.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we should do I'll.
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  Speaker 1: Just chime in.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine, all right, but we might come to
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  Speaker 2: you and I know the answer. It might get really excited.
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  Speaker 2: Don't ask chat you pt.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna go offline for okay, Right, you're gonna go first
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  Speaker 1: because you were a little sour about it. You can
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  Speaker 1: fucking all right? Here we go music?
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  Speaker 2: Oh perfect? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Which artists became the youngest solo performer to write, produce,
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  Speaker 1: and record a number one single on the Billboard Hot
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  Speaker 1: one hundred. It happened in nineteen ninety.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna give me choices? No? Oh, come on, I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was told that.
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  Speaker 1: People can tell me like you're given him too many.
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  Speaker 1: That's beating you in all these games. Yeah, read the
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  Speaker 1: question again. Which artist became the youngest solo performer to write, produce,
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  Speaker 1: and record a number one single on a Hillboard Hot
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  Speaker 1: one hundred. It's a female, Okay, it happened in nineteen ninety.
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  Speaker 2: Youngster in nineteen ninety. That's a girl.
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  Speaker 1: I want to say something Mariah Carey, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: think she wrote her own stuff. Dude, great, guess you
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  Speaker 1: got it. Most people, you know, I was at a
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  Speaker 1: party it was Mariah Carey.
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  Speaker 2: But you seriously, but yeah, I was a lot of.
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  Speaker 1: People said Madonna or Denny Gibson or Duel you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. But my guest, people think of Mariak.
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  Speaker 1: I see when I hear think of Mariah Carey. I
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  Speaker 1: was Mariah Carey like nineteen ninety three, ninety four, being popular.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but murdered.
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  Speaker 1: I know all this stuff. The song that she won
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  Speaker 1: for was Vision of Love.
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  Speaker 2: Vision of Love song.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so good job. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a good guest. Thank you well done.
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  Speaker 3: I think the reason why that came to mind is
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  Speaker 3: because my dad also was a radio personality back in
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  Speaker 3: the day and floated around from station to station to station.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: But he was doing like overnights at a station in
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  Speaker 3: Reading called WYCL, which was adult contemporary at the time,
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  Speaker 3: that was pounding those fucking Mariah Carry songs in the ground.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. My father always used to say growing up that
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  Speaker 1: this there was this young girl, Mariah Carey, and we
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  Speaker 1: didn't know if it was Mariah or Maria Carrey like,
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: and there was all these like notes about how to
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  Speaker 1: say her name at the radio station. I was at
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  Speaker 1: a party earlier, Like I said earlier before, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: mixing up my words. Anyway, I was at a party earlier,
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  Speaker 1: and I gave my questions to some people, like I
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  Speaker 1: tested them out, and the one girl asked, all right,
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  Speaker 1: it's a female. Is she still like around? Is she
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  Speaker 1: still doing well? I'm like, she's still around, but is
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: she doing well? I think she's doing She's kind of
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  Speaker 1: a mess. She's choosing to do that.
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  Speaker 2: We're judging. I'm judging. I'm sorry. Let's go to the
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  Speaker 2: next one.
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  Speaker 5: Question two.
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  Speaker 1: What popular Mexican dish traditionally made with corn tortillas is
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  Speaker 1: named after the Spanish word for little cakes? What popular
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Mexican dish traditionally made with corn tortillas is named after
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  Speaker 1: the Spanish word little cakes.
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  Speaker 6: Corn tortillas, and bananas. I feel like that's wrong, corn tortillas.
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  Speaker 6: It's not a fucking taco, is it.
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  Speaker 1: It is a taco traditionally served with corn tortillas. You
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  Speaker 1: got it again by wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 3: Taco's the right answer questions, it's taco.
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  Speaker 4: Way you did a Mexican food question and the answer
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  Speaker 4: was taco.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I didn't say taco. And it was that easy.
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  Speaker 1: I went to dinner one time with my friend and
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  Speaker 1: his uh, his wife, and she did not like the
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  Speaker 1: way I ordered my tacos. She actually was like offended
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  Speaker 1: and gave me some ship.
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  Speaker 2: Really that's weird, though.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: You want to do more about her, I think than
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  Speaker 1: One of my favorite places to get Mexican food in
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  Speaker 1: the Lehigh Valley if you're coming around, is Mexico Lind Sure, yes, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I ordered them Americanized. Unfortunately I got them with flower tortilla,
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  Speaker 1: with cheese, lettuce, and sour cream. Traditionally they come went
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  Speaker 1: on a corn tortilla with what's that green stuff? The No,
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: the guacamola. No, the it's like lettuce, but it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's lettuce, but it's nice. I was looking up because
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  Speaker 1: the lantro.
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  Speaker 2: I bought a roll to.
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  Speaker 1: Frequent real quick.
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  Speaker 4: I got all excited when you said Mexico Lindo, because
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  Speaker 4: I know that they just opened a new place in
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  Speaker 4: East until they have another spot. You've never been. It's
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  Speaker 4: Tell Street And he said sorry. I was like jumping
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  Speaker 4: in three.
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  Speaker 1: H What scale is commonly used to measure the intensity
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  Speaker 1: of tornadoes in the United States?
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  Speaker 6: Fuck?
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  Speaker 1: What scale is commonly used to measure the intensity of
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: tornadoes in the United States? No, the earthquake one, that's easy.
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  Speaker 2: The first thing that.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Comes to mind is vector scale. Is that you're trying.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: You're probably thinking of what's the vector scale?
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  Speaker 4: I think you are thinking rector, the rectum scale rectum,
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: that's the rectum archeology school.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, you're wrong. It is the Enhanced Fujiita scale known
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  Speaker 1: as EF. That's what you get too, learned something new
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  Speaker 1: every day, I said, EF. Two tortillas.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, like, is it Japanese go ahead, as I
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  Speaker 4: was named after the guy who came up with it,
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  Speaker 4: who was Japanese.
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  Speaker 2: Right, very good, very good? Four twenty what.
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  Speaker 1: A little early in the music?
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  Speaker 2: Fine, bitch, I'll.
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  Speaker 4: Do it again.
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  Speaker 2: What twenty?
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: What we are perfectionists?
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some of us are.
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  Speaker 1: What was the first widely popular social network to introduce
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: real time chatting?
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  Speaker 2: Hmmm?
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  Speaker 1: It launched in the late nineteen nineties.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Real time chatting.
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  Speaker 1: The first widely popular social network to introduce real time chatting.
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  Speaker 3: I would say, uh, aol instation, most people would, but
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  Speaker 3: that is wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, don't give the answer I want George.
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  Speaker 1: Is it ICQ?
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  Speaker 4: No?
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Is it Microsoft?
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  Speaker 2: MSN?
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Messenger?
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Sype?
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: No?
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: What Whatpe? Skype was like eight years ago?
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: What?
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: What did Skype come out? Skype?
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: Just what? Bankrupt?
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: They're gone now right, they're done.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: When did they come out?
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Though? The long time ago? I mean in the early
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: two thousands at least.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Jeez. Anyway, these are all wrong.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: What is it? Six degrees dot com? You know what?
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: It's not even on my radar. I've never heard of it.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm not up on my social media history.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Disappointed in both of you guys. Sorry, you did pretty
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: well for the most part, but you guessed and it
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: worked out for you.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Congratulations, Thank you very much, Thank you, thank you very I've.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Got some questions from me.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: I do I forgot to play these both times. Now
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: listen to these. We have these made you guys?
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Remember when you couldn't buy liquor on Sundays?
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: I think, man, when.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Did that change?
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: Well, in Pennsylvania at least, right the liquor stores would
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: be closed, aren't they closed?
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: I mean I haven't bought liquor in you know.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: When I used to work at the Brass Rail, they
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: used to serve a Sunday breakfast, and I do remember
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: when I was in high school working there that there
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: was some weird rule that on Sundays the bar couldn't
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: open until a certain time. I think it was like
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: noon or something like, they couldn't serve alcohol until noon
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: on a Sunday something some weird church let out.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:02
  Speaker 7: Really trivia, man, it's like the universe asking us questions,
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: you know, Yeah, confused podcast?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna ask you some real fucking questions.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Here's we're stupid this week. We're stupid. There, you didn't
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: get it right, You did get it right?
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: What Mexican? I don't know? Taco?
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Question number one, okay, so statistics.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: What's the top selling toothpaste brand in America? This is
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: a real question.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Which toothpaste your first time? And I'm doing a three
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: D white now?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: So which is made by who? Crests?
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Very good?
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: The first question I ever got right? So fuck holy ship.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I feel pretty good about myself. How do you guys
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: feel about your toothpaste brand? Right now?
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what pleased with you. I think
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: I used Resh, I think I used Crush. You know,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: I will say though I did that.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I saw a TikTok a while back about the charcoal
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: that you could bind to brush your teeth with, And
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: now there's a lot of toothpaste now like regular regular,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Crush makes a toothpaste that's like activated charcoal.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: You've never read this.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Better advertise with us the Blazes to Confused podcast sponsored
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: by Crush. Let's do a cress give us a call.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be good?
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: Question two?
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: All right, what's the capital of the only US state
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: that's made up entirely of islands?
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: So the capital of Hawaiian Oh my god, Honolulu? Yeah,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: were you like as alascal An island in my head
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: pretty much.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: You fucked up that question last week. That was one
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: of the questions last week.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Here, I scored that question last week.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no. I asked you a similar question
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: last week.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: The question last week was what US state is farthest
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: west Alaska?
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Alaska? That's the correct thing, he answered to a.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Bunch of them.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's just weird and it.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Doesn't look as big on a map, so you forget
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: how big it is.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: And some people can see Russia from their house. Oh yeah,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: that's a that's a fifteen year reference.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Sarah Palin. Dude, I was in the fourth grade when
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: she came to remember her.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I remember Nail and Palin.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Here.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Here's a quick quick piece of trivia for you. That
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: actress is from eastern Pennsylvania.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I know what's her name? No, Lisa Ann.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Wait a second, Lisa and the porn star played
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Sarah Palin. Yeah on Saturday Night Live.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: No, that's in a pornographic movie called Nail in Palin.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Whoa You mean to tell me that Lisa and the
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: porn stars from Easton?
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Yes? What? Okay?
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: So I obviously remember who Lisa Ann is, but I
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: do not remember the Nail and Palin thing, but I
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: rememb what she looks like, and now that I think
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: about it, she definitely does resemble Sarah Palin and I'll
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: never forget the name of that video. Animal is SuperFect.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Three?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm doing great? Right now?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Did you get these?
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: This is?
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Although I thought we were on question for but I'll
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: go with three.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Wait what?
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: No?
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: No? Well? Three?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: No?
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, three.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I've been partying since one o'clock.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I asked you about it's geography and stats.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now I'm gonna go to the question You're definitely
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: gonna get wrong. It's the lyric challenge?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Do you want to hit the thing?
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Never mind, go ahead. She's got a smile that it
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: seems to me gotta smile, and it seems to me.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: It minds me of childhood memories. Yeah, where everything.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Was right, child of mind, guns and roses.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, man, what's you get? What's the official title of
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: the song?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Sweet Child? O mine? Oh mine? It's not of mine?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah? All right? You he tries to get me onease,
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: I'm killing He normally gets them wrong. Boom, okay, fine,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Question f twenty what alright? TV?
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Characters. I give you four names, and you tell me
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: what the show is.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Meadow a j.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Carmela, the Buffy, Buffy the Vampire. Now hold on, Tony, Tony,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: what you say Buffy?
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Oh? The Sopranos.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: The Sopranos very good. I am still shocked that Lisa
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: and is from Easton. Yes, what are you sniffing over there?
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Those are the best freaking things ever.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Boomsticks, boom boom sticks? Is it menthol?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: It's not meno, It's just a nasal stick?
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: And help me quit vaping?
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Oh good?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: So it's this piece of plastic that I hold up
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: to my nose and go. And this one smells like tropical.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: It's like vixed vapor rub.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Do you know that?
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I saw someone do cocaine on the street corner yesterday
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: on south side a stoplight and I looked over and
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: this guy taking his little jar around. He scooped it
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: out and just put it by cctown Town. Whatever is
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: it cc Towntown or Seatowntown?
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: I think it's just seatown cc Towntown. Really see their
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: logo really throws me off.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Apparently they are banging mpanadas though, Well, yeah, I will
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: see Seatown.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: I love how you saw me with my nasal stick,
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: and the first thing he thought of is, yeah, I'm
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: gonna bring up that I saw somebody do cocaine by
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: the c C Towntown.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, Towntown. I'm just doing my best boy. So today, right,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I go to the laundromat. This woman next to me,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: she's getting chatty. I had my air pods in and
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: she kept interrupting me, but she was nice enough whatever. Right,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Usually I go there and there's not a lot of
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: people there, and I'll listen to music and just kind
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: of dance around, like kind of like walk around and
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: wander around because it's usually dead. So she's talking to
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: me and she taps on my shoulder because I couldn't hear,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: and she goes, hey, you could put a body in here.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: And I said what, And she goes, you could fit
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: a body in here, and I go huh. And then
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: it reminded me of something that happened back in November
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: December at the laundromat no one was there. Went later
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: at night and all of a sudden, these cops come
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: rushing in and I freak out right, And then they
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: go over to one of the dryers and they open
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: up the bottom one and there was a guy in there.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: The entire time I was like dancing around this laundromat,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: there was a guy in there. Somebody must have called. Yeah,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I swear of got in the story of what the
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: lady said to you today. What a weird fucking thing
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: to say to somebody. Though you can fit a body
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: in here.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, excuse me, welcome to spark a debate
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: where Becker and Joel turn one topic. You're doing all
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: out puff puff, pass off and see who burns out first.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Why don't we just debate stupid shit like what a
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: flavor of the reader is better.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Cheese? Well, you debate.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Pots or yakos and give actual reason. Okay, last I'm sorry,
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: I didn't know. We still want to talk about it.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: We touched on it last time. We didn't actually get
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: it because people, when people talk about it, it's a
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: very surface level. You know, people don't go and talk
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: about really.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Why I think that I like yacos better because the
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: dog is a little bit more well done.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: That's why I don't like it. They definitely have a
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: shriveled dog.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: That's what I was exactly.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: And if you're not in the shrivelled dogs you don't
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: like Yakos exactly.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now Pots, I think Pots of Chili is better
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: than Yakos.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: I like how they put the cheese on the bottom,
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: me too, and like it's it's conveniently there and it's
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: a little bit of a surprise.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I got a second. I thought we were debating hot
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: layers chili. There's Karen who gives a ship about their chili.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: We're talking about hot dogs part of the sandwich.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: So you're saying if you're you're just having a plain
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: hot dog nothing on.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: It, Well, I mean I get the Yacos hot dog
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: with everything on it that we're talking about.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Like, like, is that you're talking about the song?
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Oh I thought you were talking about like chili, like
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: cap of chili from No, No, no, that chili cheese dog.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, the onions are just objectively better Pots in
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: my opinion, little details that Yakos are just gonna throw
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: some dark or what I hot dog at you? What
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I ever turned down a Yacko's Absolutely not. I feel
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: there's options at Yakos too.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: I feel like blessed that we have so many hot
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: dog options. Try a yach Yako's burger if you haven't.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: It's so good and it's.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Way better than you think it should be.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Their cheese steaks too, all great, but.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: I was like, what the heck? How have I never
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: had a Yacko's burger?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: And it's way better than.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Should have been.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Their cheese steak is like the size of an iPhone.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: It's not very big, but it's got a bunch of bean.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: It's good to slap them together.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: So the obvious winner is Pots, right.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I think we want Pots. I just in terms of taste.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: I just feel like it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: But then there's people it's fine, they'll die on the
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: hill of like Jimmy's.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Do you guys remember the Yakos jingle? Like the song?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I worked in radio for twenty years. Okay, obviously
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I know every jingle.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: So listen to this. Listen to this. So I go
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: with my neighbor a couple of months ago.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: The secret Sauce is one of them. Yes, yes, I
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: text him. I'm like, let's go get Yakoil team Pots ahead. Perfect,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: We get in the car, we go down there. We're
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: feeling good.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: We may or may not have partaken in the Wacky
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Tobacci at some point that day.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: So I get there, we're waiting in line. I'm like,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: oh my god, Yakos. It's just it's so good. And
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: then we finally get up there and I start singing
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: to the guy.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm gonna get Yakot And this kid was like,
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: what the fuck are you singing? And I'm like, I
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: got a second. You work at Yako's. You've never heard
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: the yak training manual. I have no idea.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: He had no idea. He never heard the Yakos jingle. Ever,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: when you go in there.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: They should they be like sit you down in a
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: room and you have to watch all the uh literally
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: get Yako my friend. Do you know Matt Mulcheney from
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Shard's recording studio, He's looking to like reduce some of
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: these old jingles, like re record.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Them in a fun way, like to give away, not
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: to make money on.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should write a jingle for this show, right,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: let's go?
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Who wrote this?
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Day?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Branch Fries.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: No goat go is one of the times and Alan tradition.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: George Wacker, do you remember the Islands jingle? A lot
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: of these we can't use really, but why not?
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Do you have the dentist down the lane, the dentist.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Down the lane, somebody somebody.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Tower Chevrolet, by the way, low prices every shot. Tower Chevrolet,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: my favorite used.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: To be the one car dealer that used the Tina
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Turner song, and it was definitely copyrighted because the commercially
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: which one was that you were?
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Remember, I can't say who it was, but I know
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: who it is. Okay, Yeah, they were like, we're simply
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: My god, I didn't believe it was that. No way
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: to play the part?
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Many should we talk about? There's anything else to talk about?
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: I feel I feel not prepared for this. Oh, here's
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: what we can talk about. You know, Kermit turned freaking
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: seventy years old. Kermit drog Ye. Can you do a
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: good Kermit?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Anybody can Doromit brog here.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I'm frog here. I'm gonna go home and fuck miss Piggy.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you remember the song?
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: But nomena, Dude, we listened to that at home.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: But once a while it comes so good.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: You know what, when he goes.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: In my top three vinyls, it would be the Muppets Christmas.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: All right. Here's the thing, though, George Wacker, we got
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: to talk about this. I hate the term vinyls because
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: it's they're not vinyl.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: You're such a vinyl snob. You yl. No, no, no, no, no,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: they're called records. Vinyl is what they're made out of.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: It's the material that the record is made out of.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: So colloquially, you know what I mean. But when I
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: say the word but I hate the spell colloquial, colloquial,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I know what that is.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: What is that colloquial?
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I can say?
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Now I have to say, like colloquially, they're colloquially it
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: is vinyl, so technically vinyls.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: No, that sounds weird.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I guess. I don't know.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: You can't let things like this bother you. It doesn't
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: bother me. I'm just.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: These kinds of things.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: However, it is good.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: To look at language and meaning. Otherwise we have nothing.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: So yes, I get it. See now you're going to
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: notice this though. Now you're going to notice this when
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: you're friends, when you're out and about and they say,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: you're going to be like.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: I'll give I will give COVID one thing. I've always
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: been a record guy. I'll give COVID one thing. It
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: accelerated that, and you wouldn't maybe think that it would have,
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: but accelerated it to a degree of not as crazy
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: as you are.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: But I've got a decent collection.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: And then I'm like seeking out, Like a new album
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: came out by the Viagra Boys. I have two versions
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: because now I'm like, this is my listening version and
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: like my chill that version, and my daughter, like you
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: could give her a record, she could figure all that out.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: And she's eight years old. How cool is that? Right?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: But she knows it and she likes it. She has
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: all the Billie Eilish records.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: If not for COVID, where we were kind of forced
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: to maybe do more of that than we would have,
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: If we'd be as into it.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, now we are like buying new records at the
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Compackist Center in Bethlehem.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Becker.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: You have vinyls too, right, See it just sounds weird,
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: It just sounds fucked up.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say vinyls. I would say vinyl. You've got vinyl.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I never would.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: There's nothing else I.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Refer to as vinyl either, So it's like that's it.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Records anyway. You have records too, right, I've got a
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: couple records. Yeah, you have a turntable.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: I do you know how I notoriously despise grocery stores.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that. I hate grocery stores. I do.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Who wants to fucking walk around the grocery store and
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: pick out jewel? Could not leave this place. It would
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: be fine, It would be great.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I mean technically, besides the gate, you could just have
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: the uber guy. Yeah, they do.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: You mean like like door door, I mean meals on wheels,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: meals on wheels.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: No, eventually, eventually you're going to change eventually a delivering
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I feel like you're a meals on wheels kind of guy.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: So when it comes to getting the groceries, yes, I've
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: done an instacart before a few times, which is when
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: you pay somebody to actually go and walk up and
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: down the aisles and shop for you and pick.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Out Have you done that right?
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: What we did it? I don't have people shopping for
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: me kind of money. Yeah, it was just I used
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: it once or twice, but yeah, not often.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: So I had to stop doing that. But I still
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: refuse to go in a fucking grocery store. I just
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: hate it. It's awful.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: It takes too much time, and the other thing you
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: always like see somebody that you knows, but then you
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: got to stand there and talk with them. It's like,
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: so I'll tell you what I do now, what I've
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: done for the longest time now, is that I use
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: like the Giant Direct and I order all my groceries
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: on the app, and then somebody goes and they shop
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: for you, and then then you pull up. You pick
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: an hour timeframe. So like the other day, I picked
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: between five and six. You roll down there, you call
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: the number on the little plate in the parking spot
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: you pull up to, and they bring your shit out.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: It's great, and you only pay two dollars and ninety
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: nine cents or something to have somebody else pack your groceries.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: It's fantastic. It's a great invention.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: However, it screwed me for the first time the other day,
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: and it screwed me hard. So I was supposed to
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: go my groceries on Monday. I picked between five and six.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: I roll down there at five point fifty, I call
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: the number. I say, hey, I'm Joel, I'm here in
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: spot one. She goes, okay, yeah, just give me give
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: me a few minutes and I'll bring it out. I'm
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: like okay, great, So five point fifty I told you
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: I get there right, Yeah, it's like six'. Ten i'm
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: still sitting there. Right where the fuck? Issue what are they?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: DOING i don't know the whole but the ball but
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: the whole idea of, this, though is that you're supposed
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: to be able to pick up your groceries between five and.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Six they were done shopping with your order about three,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: o'clock because you can add stuff to your order all day.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Long So i'm, Thinking, god this is taken? Forever what
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: the fuck? Like what is taken so? Long so, finally
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: here she comes.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: The entitlement you. Know, no, no, no, no, listen, yeah, listen.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Let me finish my. STORY i want to hear the.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Resolution so, No so here she comes at six.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Fifteen oh my, GOD i get there at five fifty six,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: fifteen twenty five minutes. Later, No so she comes with
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: likeness mathematically six fucking. Cards, right she has a bunch of,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: carts and everybody's pulled up into their little space. Here
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: So i'm in spot one while she starts all the
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: way down at spot fucking.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Seven, Right so here's spot. Seven, okay here's your, cart
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: here's your grocery spots, six so on and so. Forth
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: she gets all the way down to. Me there's one cart.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Left she looks at me and she, goes, hi Uh,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Kelly AND i, Said, kelly who the fuck Is?
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Kelly?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: NO i, said uh, no my name Is. Joel and she, goes, Oh.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: JOEL i said, yeah and she goes, oh and she
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: pointed to the spot next to, me which by that
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: time there was no car, there and she, goes he
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: just said that his name Was.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Joel AND i was, like son of a. Bitch what
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: so she gave the wrong, Groceries, yeah said the.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Wrong, sorry, Sorry. Kelly so then she, goes.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: So, again what time DID i get, There?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Becker are you five fifty?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Fifty?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Right by this, time it's like six twenty sing out
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: well full half, hour half hour ordeal, here.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Right she, goes, oh, Well i'm gonna go call. Him
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: i'll see IF i can get a hold of.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Him i'm like, Okay and the whole Time i'm, Thinking,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: GOD i should just like go. Home and when they
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: figured this, out like they can call, me you, know
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: LIKE i was so d because waste of.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Time.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Right so then by like six thirty rolls around and
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: haven't heard. Anything and then here comes the managers and
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: they sent two of the managers out like they thought
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: one wasn't gonna be. ENOUGH i was gonna be so,
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: pissed you. Know Whatel, yeah she's gonna. YELL i was
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: a little, annoyed BUT i Mean, joelsh, yeah he's a
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: level three of them really pissed. Off so, Uh now
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: the managers came out and they were, like, yeah do
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: you want to wait for your?
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Order he, goes, well they're gonna start packing it. Now
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: it's a big, order but do you want to you
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: want to? Wait i'm, Like i've been here for a
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: fuck an hour. Practically he's, LIKE i could have went in,
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: there and, REALLY.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: I i hate the grocery, store BUT i could have
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: fucking done it myself in the amount of time THAT
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: i sat there and.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Waited so, again oh yeah, ABSOLUTELY i, figure.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah i'm definitely gonna use it. AGAIN i MORE
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: i would rather go in at that, point would.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: YOU i just either you're bring it to my.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Door If i've got to get out of the, house
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: then THEN i might as well do all of.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: IT i don't know you, still so you grocery shop every?
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Week not every, week probably. Biweekly where do you grocery? Shop, Wegmans,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: no mostly The Valley farm or The. ALDI i just
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: realized that there's an we're driving in my car the other.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Day he's, like there's an oldie live four minutes From.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Anyway it's because you don't leave your freaking. Apartment you
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: got interesting. Stuff there's a lot of things, Outside. Joel
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: you should you go for a. Walk you're allowed to
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: walk outdoors if you. WANT i don't think the walking's
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: fun or. Exercising you could like listen to a book
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: on tape or.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Something a book on.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Tape, yeah no podcast like this.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: One George, waker thank you so much for being.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Guest where can people find you and all you? Do on?
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Socials Search Lehigh valley With love or lvwdlove dot. Com
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: we've always got fun things going, on so you, know
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: either new podcast episodes or we're doing some sort of,
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: promotion or we've got a new.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Video, george we should have episode With Bob holder on
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: next time you And. Bob i'd love to see all
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: your differences put behind.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: YOU i don't think we have ANY i think we're pretty.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: GOOD i, MEAN i don't know that kind of that
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: kind of a word ruins a guy Like.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: BOB i, remember, like should we like mail these because
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: them like put him in a in an envelope a real.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Surprise i'm, like, hey, guys you won the worst of
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: The Leo. VALLEY i don't know it would be worse
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: him finding out via. Mail. Anyway that was a lot of.
• 36:35
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• 36:38
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• 36:41
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• 36:46
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