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Cal Raleigh's "BIG" secret, MLB All-Star Game REACTION (...kinda) & TERRIBLE NFL Top 10 list · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Dony you show today.
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  Speaker 2: Here we are at the All Star break.
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  Speaker 1: So much to talk about, you know, given we have
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  Speaker 1: been talking about baseball in the show in four months
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  Speaker 1: because early season baseball's ratings poison. We're also gonna show
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  Speaker 1: you a list about Jalen Hearts and Patrick Mahomes which
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  Speaker 1: must be seen to not be believed, exactly. And we're
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  Speaker 1: You know, we don't want to be part of that
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  Speaker 1: noway at all? Yeah, people want the truth on this show.
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  Speaker 1: Will where about to give it?
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  Speaker 2: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get right into a top story.
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  Speaker 2: I turned out the game, Tody. Of course.
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  Speaker 1: The big story right now home run derby winner cal Raley,
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  Speaker 1: the Mariners slugger, got thirty eight home runs right now
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  Speaker 1: at the break, and this is just so great.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, isn't it? The one hundred percent?
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  Speaker 3: You know, this is putting him in the conversation with
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  Speaker 3: so many legendary names like Barry Bonds, y'all, Sammy Sosaya,
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  Speaker 3: Mark McGuire. I mean, when you hear those names, what's
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  Speaker 3: the first word that comes to mind?
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  Speaker 2: Home run runs exactly, And.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's so great, Like all the old school
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  Speaker 1: baseball players, cal Rowley's got a nickname, Big Dumper, and
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  Speaker 1: he got that because of the size of his butt,
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  Speaker 1: which is apparently huge.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't looked, you know. Yeah, yeah, I haven't looked either.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know this is clearly the big butt,
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  Speaker 1: clearly must be the secret to home run hitting.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you'll think so, Dony. Of course, just look at
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  Speaker 3: Babe Ruth. He was one of the great lawd asses
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  Speaker 3: of our time. You know, when I look at Bryce Hoffer,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest, I'm concerned about the size of
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  Speaker 3: his ass.
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  Speaker 2: It's too small, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Kyle Schwarber's got more of a full round ass,
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  Speaker 3: you know, according to my sources. I haven't looked myself,
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  Speaker 3: of course, you know. But you know, we need to
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  Speaker 3: get all the Phillies players asses, nice and lotty and
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  Speaker 3: plump if we're gonna win the World Series.
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  Speaker 1: Great analysis, Dony, all around. And you know we're on
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  Speaker 1: the subject to home runs. We got to address that
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  Speaker 1: pathetic excuse for a home run derby, Doty. You know,
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  Speaker 1: the people saying that was good terrible Two three of
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  Speaker 1: those guys could hit home runs.
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  Speaker 3: The other ones, like chas On that he can't hit, No,
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  Speaker 3: he can't. We've been saying this for years. There's an
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  Speaker 3: easy way to improve the home run derby for everyone.
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  Speaker 3: Steroids you know, why can't all the players just take
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  Speaker 3: steroids for one day?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I mean when you go to the dentist and they
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  Speaker 3: inject you with the novacine, that doesn't last eight months, It.
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  Speaker 2: Just lasts a few hours.
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  Speaker 3: So can't we just give play as a steroid that
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  Speaker 3: lasts for like three or four hours and everyone would
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  Speaker 3: be cranking home runs even just chasm a.
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  Speaker 2: Great idea that, Dony.
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  Speaker 1: And you know another thing that we see every year
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  Speaker 1: that the noise the hell out of me. People they
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  Speaker 1: come out and they complain because the All Star Game
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  Speaker 1: decides home field advantage for the World Series.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get the problem at Donny. You know, people
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  Speaker 1: say that nothing should be on the line. Personally, I
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  Speaker 1: think not enough is on the line, don't.
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  Speaker 3: You know exactly Personally, I've always thought the All Star
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  Speaker 3: Games should count as Game one of the World Series.
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  Speaker 2: Think about how huge that would be.
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  Speaker 3: You know, then the All Star Game will really matter
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  Speaker 3: because it won't be the All Star Game, it'll be
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  Speaker 3: the World Series.
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  Speaker 1: Great point downy, And as you know, I've always maintained
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  Speaker 1: that the Pro Bowl should count as the first half
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  Speaker 1: of the Super Bowl. That way, everyone would want to
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  Speaker 1: watch the Pro Bowl because it's the Super Bowl, and well,
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  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl would be more exciting because instead of
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  Speaker 1: the game starting zero zero, you know, boring, the game
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  Speaker 1: would start forty eight to forty two.
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  Speaker 3: That would be must sy TV out the gate totally.
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  Speaker 3: And the NBA All Star Game two. The NBA season
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  Speaker 3: is already way too long. I've always said they should
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  Speaker 3: replace the Finals with the All Star Game. This way,
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  Speaker 3: the season would be over in February because nobody even
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  Speaker 3: remembers who won the finals. Anyway, I don't remember, do
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  Speaker 3: you hold on, Donty.
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  Speaker 1: It's coming to me. Oh yeah, just the Nuggets, the Nuggets. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that sounds right, that sounds right, yep, yep, the Nuggets won.
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  Speaker 1: But that just shows the problem that Donty, you see exactly,
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  Speaker 1: it's almost like ten seconds to remember they yeah, exactly. Anyway, Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know another thing that people always complained about with
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  Speaker 1: the MLB All Star Game.
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  Speaker 2: Back to that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they don't like how the American League and
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  Speaker 1: National League wear special uniforms for the game, and they
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  Speaker 1: want to go back to when you know, every player
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  Speaker 1: would wear the uniform for their own team. But I
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  Speaker 1: always found that confusing, didn't you Tony totally.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I would watch those games and think, are
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  Speaker 3: all thirty teams playing each other? Right?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 3: How come the Astros get to have five players on
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  Speaker 3: their team but the Brewers only get to have two? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and why are the Mets and Phillies players trying to
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  Speaker 3: help each other?
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  Speaker 2: It never made any sense, never made any sense, Donty. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you have two uniform that's all you need to do.
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  Speaker 1: Much easier to follow, so dumb anyway, talking about things
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  Speaker 1: we're closely following, don'ty. Of course, you know, the All
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  Speaker 1: Star Game was just the second biggest event in baseball
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  Speaker 1: this week. Of course, the biggest was the MLB Draft.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we look forward to it every year, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because what do we always say is the problem with
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  Speaker 1: drafts in other sports not enough round exactly.
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  Speaker 3: You know, finally we have a draft with twenty rounds.
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  Speaker 3: That's quadruple the entertainment. It was just so exciting to
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  Speaker 3: watch it live and know that one out of every
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  Speaker 3: three hundred of those plays getting drafted might have a
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  Speaker 3: chance of playing in the big leagues in the next
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  Speaker 3: five to fifteen years.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, you think about the immediate impact, Dony,
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  Speaker 1: that this is going to have on so many themes.
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  Speaker 2: I mean not major league teams, but you know.
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  Speaker 3: Like no tree porton exactly so much stake, so much
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  Speaker 3: to at stake, But we don't have find the dig
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  Speaker 3: at all.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, we just we got to keep moving on that.
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  Speaker 1: But you know why we discussed thing from the lost
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  Speaker 1: our weekend. We still have not discussed the game itself, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: Your thoughts, I didn't watch, you know, I went to
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  Speaker 3: see Superman, but you know I went to the bathroom
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  Speaker 3: during all.
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  Speaker 2: The woke parts. So did you watch the game? No,
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  Speaker 2: of course not. No, Yeah, anyway, doesn't that anyway?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, on the subject of games that don't matter, we
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  Speaker 1: got to throw our attention to this NBA Summer League, Tony,
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: where the Dallas Mavericks have shut down Cooper Flag in
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  Speaker 1: order to maintain his load management for the rest of
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  Speaker 1: the year. And well, Downy, you hear that this isn't
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  Speaker 1: the only big move coming out of summer league.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that right?
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  Speaker 3: No, my sources tell me the Lakers are planning on
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  Speaker 3: shutting down Bronnie James for the next three seasons, again
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  Speaker 3: just for load management. Doctors say it's in the best
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  Speaker 3: interest of Bronnie and the viewers just to play it
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  Speaker 3: safe and keep him off the court.
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  Speaker 1: Just a huge but also completely expected development that Donny
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: and well now of the NFL. You see this, a
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  Speaker 1: survey of NFL scouts and gms ranked the top ten
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  Speaker 1: kbs in the league and put Patrick Mahomes at number
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  Speaker 1: one and Jalen Hurts all the way down.
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  Speaker 2: At number nine.
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  Speaker 1: Believa and you know, Tony, at first we wanted to
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  Speaker 1: dismiss this list, you know, full stop.
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  Speaker 2: But then you saw it another way, didn't you? I did?
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  Speaker 3: You know, I realized that instead of just ignoring opinions
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  Speaker 3: that I don't agree with, a better approach would be
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  Speaker 3: to get inside the mind of the VODA. So I
• 8:33
  Speaker 3: realized the best way to do that was to shove
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  Speaker 3: my own head up my own ass. And when I
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  Speaker 3: did that, everything suddenly made sense.
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: You know, the list was upside down.
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  Speaker 3: And that's when I realized they didn't put Jalen ninth,
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  Speaker 3: they put him second.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I do still need to figure out why they had
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  Speaker 3: Baker Mayfield first on the list, But I had to
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  Speaker 3: stop because my next started to hurt and smelled really bad.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, but just what a stunning commitment though the journalism
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  Speaker 1: that Dony and well, staying on this general subject, you know,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of anger in Kansas City right now
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: because his local radio host, Kevin Gatesman, he's under fire
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: for calling Patrick Mahomes fat, Tony, your thoughts.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I didn't hear the take, so I first need
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  Speaker 3: to ask this question. Are people sure he was talking
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  Speaker 3: about Patrick Mahomes or was he talking about Patrick Mahomes's
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  Speaker 3: wife and more specifically, her brand new, allegedly enhanced bosoms. Now,
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  Speaker 3: if that's the case, I agree that using the word
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  Speaker 3: fat was highly inappropriate. A much better and more delicate
• 9:44
  Speaker 3: way to describe them would be huge or volumptuous or
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  Speaker 3: bodacious or pillow like or you know, Mama Mia, look
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  Speaker 3: at those torpedoes, but calling them fat, that's just crass, crass.
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: I'm glassless, Dony.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely totally terrific breakdown there and well to other NFL
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: news Kilby News Bears quarterback Caleb Williams continue to stun
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: fans now with images he posted on social media of
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: him wearing a huge flower in his hair, yeah, and
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: also painting his fingernails blue.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: Dondy, what's your analysis here?
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: You know, I can see why this is confusing for
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  Speaker 3: football fans because usually we see this type of behavior
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  Speaker 3: out of a receiver. You know, it seems maybe Caleb
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: Williams is trying to tell us that he doesn't want
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: to throw the balls, but rather receive the balls, you know,
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  Speaker 3: or maybe he'll just go both ways.
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  Speaker 2: We'll just have to wait and see terrific analysis that, Dony.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: And finally, you know, we must take this dime to
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  Speaker 1: honor the cancelation of one of the shows, one of
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  Speaker 1: the great sports doc shows in the business.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: Of course, we're talking.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: About Speak Surprisingly Gainstell. Despite having what we have to admit, Dony,
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: you know, they it did have some of the best
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: takes in the whole business, you know, specifically from former
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• 11:05
  Speaker 2: Just quality analysis.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, just to prove it, let's play one of
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  Speaker 1: the great clips from the show. This was his analysis
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  Speaker 1: of Dak Prescott.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, Doug's as right, can I say on
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  Speaker 2: TV you want okay? I frankly Tony, I just got
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  Speaker 2: to tip my cap. I can't do better than that.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he nailed it, full stop. Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Just such a shame they canceled the show. Such quality
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  Speaker 1: analysis like up anyway, Well, talking about more quality analysis,
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: we do have more for you, and uh, we're going
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: to address some blowback we got to last week's show,
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're back from break. You know, we got
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  Speaker 1: some blowback the last week's show. You know, people said
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  Speaker 1: we chickened out when talking about Jake Baul.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's not what happens at all. That's what you
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  Speaker 2: morons believed. You know.
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  Speaker 1: Last week, as we reported, you know, Jake Paul was
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: suing that annoying British guy, Beiers Morgan for saying that
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: Jake Ball's fights are rigged. And as you remember, before
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: giving his take, Tony called his lawyer to make sure
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: he wouldn't get sued if he talked about it and
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  Speaker 1: said the fights were rigged. Well, it was your lawyer
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  Speaker 1: who chickened out.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't accoally exactly.
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  Speaker 3: He hung up the phone all scared, and then he
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: called me back later and he said he was gonna
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  Speaker 3: sue me. The idiot, idiot, don't worry I fired him,
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: and I got a better lawyer, yep.
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  Speaker 1: And our new lawyer better lawyer told us that we
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: can say anything we want about Jake Paul just.
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  Speaker 2: As long as we use the word allegedly, right, don't.
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  Speaker 2: That's journalism one A one.
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  Speaker 3: As long as you say allegedly, you're safe, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why we're gonna do a new segment on
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  Speaker 1: the show right now where we report everything we've heard
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  Speaker 1: and nobody can sue us for it. It's a new
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  Speaker 1: segment called allegedly.
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  Speaker 2: Allegedly.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So now, Dony, tell us what you've been hearing
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  Speaker 1: about Jake Paul.
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  Speaker 3: Well, my sources tell me that Jake Paul's fight against
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Julio Seesar Chavez was one hundred percent rigged, and that
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: after Chavez lost, he wanted to have a rematch where
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: they fought for real. So Jake Paul called Ice and
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  Speaker 3: had him deported allegedly.
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  Speaker 2: Allegedly, And well, what else have you heard downy I.
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  Speaker 3: Also heard that when Jake Paul fought Mike Tyson, that
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  Speaker 3: fight was supposed to look more realistic and not so
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  Speaker 3: obviously rigged.
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  Speaker 2: But what happened was Jake Paul actually shit.
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  Speaker 3: His pants in the ring, and that's why Mike Tyson
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't go anywhere near him because it smelled so bad.
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  Speaker 1: Allegedly, exactly allegedly. This is just so informative, Tony. You
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  Speaker 1: know anything else you want to share?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know many people don't know this, but the
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: whole reason behind Jake Paul's boxing career is that he's
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  Speaker 3: trying to make up for the fact that he has
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  Speaker 3: a penis that is so small that it makes our
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  Speaker 3: producers look like a banion tree. Allegedly, but you know,
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  Speaker 3: I actually don't believe that one myself, because nobody can
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  Speaker 3: have a smaller penis than our producer.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, it is a look at him now, look
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: he's angry, he's yea.
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  Speaker 2: How good that segment was. Anyway, I hope you do
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: get sued. It might be by me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, I'm going to sue you for your face. Yeah,
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: now shut up.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, that wraps our segment, and you know what, that
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: wraps the whole show. That Dody just a terrific job.
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  Speaker 1: you cann't, what are you going?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna ssue you for interrupting corrections.
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  Speaker 2: What God, you.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Both actually forget who won the NBA Finals this year?
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  Speaker 2: No, it was the Nuggets.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Nuggets won it in twenty twenty three. Clearly
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  Speaker 4: you didn't watch three seconds of the finals.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what final? I want to
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  Speaker 2: watch your final breath?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and two seconds is how I would describe your
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  Speaker 3: mom at an all you can eat buffe.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and I shut up. I'll still go on what
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: you said.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: There's a minor league baseball team called the Shreveport Barnstormers.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Great team, bro, big fan, Bro.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: There's actually no professional baseball team in Shreveport right now
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: at all. That's just a fictional team. You clearly made
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: up to act like you knew anything about minor league baseball.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, I'm going to dump your dead body
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: in a lake and make sure nobody reshrieves it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: And you want to know what else is fictional? Your girlfriend? O?
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Great one?
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: What go.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Jizz Chazzle?
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: So okay, so his name is jazz Chisel. Come on,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: you should know that.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Uh you want to handle this one, donty my pleasure?
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: He has how to describe your sex life and two words,
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: yankee jizz.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: You want two words to describe the end of the show.
• 17:50
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• 17:54
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• 18:01
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• 18:05
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• 18:08
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• 18:11
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• 18:13
  Speaker 1: You got work to do, go do it, and doty
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: talk about good work.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: You just did it. Great job. Same to you, Paulie.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Another floorless show. There you go. We'll see if people
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: next week. See y