Latest / Plunkitt of Tammany Hall / Episode 19 - The Successful Politician Does Not Drink
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- 0:00Chapter nineteen. The successful politician does not drink. I have explained how to
- 0:08succeed in politics. I want to add that no matter how well you learn
- 0:12to play the political game, you won't make a lasting success of it if
- 0:16you're a drinkin man. I never take a drop of any kind of intoxicating
- 0:21liquor. I ain't no fanatic. Some of the saloon keepers are my best
- 0:26friends, and I don't mind going into a saloon any day with my friends.
- 0:32But as a matter of business, I leave whiskey and beer and the
- 0:35rest of that stuff alone. As a matter of business, too, I
- 0:40take for my lieutenants in my district men who don't drink. I tried the
- 0:44other kind of for several years, but it didn't pay. They cost too
- 0:49much. For instance, I had a young man who was one of the
- 0:53best hustlers in town. He knew every man in the district, was popular
- 0:57everywhere, and could induce a half dead man to come to the polls on
- 1:02election day. But regularly, two weeks before election he started on a drunk
- 1:07and I had to hire two men to guard him day and night and keep
- 1:12him sober enough to do his work. That costs a lot of money,
- 1:15and I dropped the young man after a while. Maybe you think I'm unpopular
- 1:22with the saloon keepers because I don't drink. You're wrong. The most successful
- 1:27saloon keepers don't drink themselves, and they understand that my temperance is a business
- 1:34proposition just like their own. I have a saloon under my headquarters. If
- 1:38a saloon keeper gets into trouble, he always knows that Senator Plunkett is the
- 1:44man to help him out. If there is a bill in the legislature making
- 1:48it easier for the liquor dealers, I am for it every time. I
- 1:52am one of the best friends the saloon men have, but I don't drink
- 1:57their whiskey. I won't go through the temperance lecture Dodge and tell you how
- 2:02many bright young men I've seen fall victims to in temperance, but I'll tell
- 2:07you that I could name some dozens young men who had started on the road
- 2:13to statesmanship, who could carry their districts every time, and who could turn
- 2:17out any vote you wanted at the primaries. I honestly believe that drink is
- 2:23the greatest curse of the day, except of course, civil service, and
- 2:28that it has driven more young men to ruin than anything except civil service examinations.
- 2:36Look at the great leaders of Tammany Hall. No regular drinkers among them.
- 2:39Richard Crocker's strongest drink was vitchy. Charlie Murphy takes a glass of wine
- 2:46at dinner sometimes, but it don't go beyond that. A drinken man wouldn't
- 2:51last two weeks as leader of Tammany Hall. Nor can a man manage an
- 2:55assembly district long if he drinks. He's got to have a clear head at
- 3:00all times. I could name ten men who in the last few years lost
- 3:07their grip in their districts because they began drinking. There's now thirty six district
- 3:13leaders in Tammany Hall, and I don't believe a half dozen of them ever
- 3:17drink anything except at meals. People have got an idea that because the liquor
- 3:23men are with us in campaigns, our district leaders spend most of their time
- 3:28leaning against bars. There couldn't be a wronger idea. The district leader makes
- 3:34a business of politics, gets us living out of it, and in order
- 3:38to succeed, he's got to keep sober, just like in any other business.
- 3:43Just take as examples Big Tim and Little Tim Sullivan. They're known all
- 3:47over the country as the Bowery Leaders, and as there's nothing but saloons on
- 3:54the Bowery, people might think that they are hard drinkers. The fact is
- 4:00that neither of them has ever touched a drop of liquor in his life or
- 4:03even smoked a cigar. Still, they don't make no pretenses of being better
- 4:11than anybody else, and don't go around delivering temperance lectures. Big Tim made
- 4:16money out of liquor selling it to other people. That's the only way to
- 4:20get good out of liquor. Look at all the Tammany heads of city departments.
- 4:27There's not a real drinking man in a lot Yess. There are some
- 4:30prominent men in the organization who drink sometimes, but they are not the men
- 4:35who have power, their ornaments, fancy speakers and all that who make a
- 4:41fine show behind the footlights. But am I in it When it comes to
- 4:46direct in the city government and the Tammany organization. The men who sit in
- 4:50the executive committee room at Tammany Hall and direct things are men who celebrate on
- 4:58Apollinaris and vitchy. Let me tell you what I saw on election night in
- 5:03eighteen ninety seven, when the Tammany ticket swept the city. Up to ten
- 5:09p m. Crocker, John F. Carroll, Tim Sullivan, Charlie Murphy
- 5:13and myself sat in the committee room receiving returns. When nearly all the city
- 5:18was heard from and we saw that Van Wyck was elected by a big majority,
- 5:25I invited the crowd to go across the street for little celebration. A
- 5:28lot of small politicians followed us, expecting to see magnets of champagne opened.
- 5:33The waiters in the restaurant expected to two and you never saw a more disgusted
- 5:38lot of waiters when they got our orders. Here's the orders. Crocker Fitchy
- 5:44and by carpetate of Soda, Carroll Seltzer Lemonade, Sullivan Apple, and Naris
- 5:50Murphy Bitchy Plunkett ditto. Before midnight we were all in bed, and next
- 5:56morning we were up, bright and early, attendant to business while other men
- 6:00were nursing swelled heads. Is there anything the matter with temperance as a pure
- 6:05business proposition? End of Chapter nineteen