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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 16th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The dude to the graphic nature of this program. Listener
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  Speaker 2: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session. M hm, well, good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 3: It is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Noticeably absent is Woody and Gina. It's a travel day
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  Speaker 3: for them. They're going to be back tomorrow. Well, they're
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  Speaker 3: gonna be live tomorrow, I should say. From Baton Rouge Louisa.
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  Speaker 1: A razing came really yeah still there, Yeah, in that
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  Speaker 1: interview I heard it him. Today.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna look at some headlines something I'm very excited about,
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  Speaker 3: something that we actually had a meeting about. Menace wants
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  Speaker 3: to do a redo of the Secret Game.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, which is not a secret anymore. Yeah, it's new.
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  Speaker 1: The game that I did was log In or Die.
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  Speaker 1: Now I go, there's something here, So there's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a new version. It's something and Die. I am not
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  Speaker 1: going to reveal.
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  Speaker 3: It just yet, so blank and Die.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 5: Sammy has officially requested vote or Die in honor of Diddy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: he was a big, big proposal voter die campaign.
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  Speaker 1: We'll not be voting today, but we will be doing
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  Speaker 1: something or dying.
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  Speaker 3: So Okay, be ready, and is it the same punishments
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  Speaker 3: or we're going to find out later.
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  Speaker 1: You'll find out, all right, we'll find that you'll be different.
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  Speaker 3: Also, we'll take a listen to this week in Audio
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  Speaker 3: with Seabat, who also noticed something on dating sites lately.
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  Speaker 5: I have not had any of the dating apps on
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  Speaker 5: my phone for a number of years, actually because they
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  Speaker 5: got to be oversaturated.
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  Speaker 1: It got to be it was spam.
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  Speaker 5: It was girls just like the every other mess every
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  Speaker 5: other profile would say I'm not on here, often hit
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  Speaker 5: me up on instag or on Snapchat whatever, TikTok.
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  Speaker 3: Right, it was like advertising.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all it was. And but I noticed a
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  Speaker 5: couple of things. I'd just log back on just to
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  Speaker 5: kind of see what the new trends are. And there
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  Speaker 5: are a couple of words, because I've been on these
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  Speaker 5: for over a decade now, in one form or the other,
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  Speaker 5: a couple of words now that I'm seeing in every
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  Speaker 5: other profile. And the number one thing has been consistency.
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  Speaker 5: Women want men to be consistent. And my question is
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  Speaker 5: women have always wanted that they want stable like normal.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I get it when you're when you're twenty
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  Speaker 5: and you want the bad boy who's a maniac. But
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  Speaker 5: these are you know, women in their thirties and forties. Now,
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  Speaker 5: they consistent And my question is what made them choose
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  Speaker 5: that word.
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  Speaker 1: Was there a ergy yeah right, the concept of podcast
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  Speaker 1: of a TikTok clip.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a caller daddy or something, right, because
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  Speaker 5: the concept is not new, but the word is just
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  Speaker 5: everywhere now, and I'm wondering why that is interesting.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I haven't seen it. What do they mean
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  Speaker 3: by that? Consistent in their career?
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  Speaker 5: Consistently consistent effort, and consistent communication.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think girls are just used to getting ghosted
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  Speaker 6: a lot these days, or they're high maintenance, and then
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  Speaker 6: the guy will I mean not even trying to be funny,
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  Speaker 6: but yeah, like guys have options too, so they lack
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  Speaker 6: consistency when there's nothing keeping them there.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean all it's consistent too though, because guys
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  Speaker 7: also will try to come in like love bomb and
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  Speaker 7: act a certain way right away, and then they disappeared
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  Speaker 7: and all this stuff. So it's like, yeah, it's you're
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  Speaker 7: not going to trust someone right away because you're like,
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  Speaker 7: all right, let's see if this is consistent or if
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  Speaker 7: you're just acting this way in certain situations.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, and they're probably looking for husbands and kids at
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  Speaker 6: this age, so it's like, yeah, hurry.
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  Speaker 5: Well the other the other side of that, Morgan, is
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  Speaker 5: you see the word dating with intention?
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  Speaker 6: Yes exactly, Oh yes, yes, So don't just date me
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  Speaker 6: just to date me, have.
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  Speaker 4: To have marriage or kids like in the future.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that's like whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Easy to use because you just tell them what they
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  Speaker 4: want reading.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna regia.
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  Speaker 5: I pulled up this girl right here, just a random girl.
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  Speaker 5: She's pretty cute and she's she's thirty nine. I want
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  Speaker 5: someone who is engaging, committed, financially stable, chivalrous, takes the lead,
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  Speaker 5: emotionally available, and is dating with.
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  Speaker 1: Your stilling.
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  Speaker 5: The kind of points of the a because that paragraph
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  Speaker 5: right there, copy paste every other every other profile has
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  Speaker 5: that crap on there, and then they'll say, my ideal
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  Speaker 5: date is wake up early for macha and a run.
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  Speaker 1: So that is an instant in.
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  Speaker 5: This case, swipe left because it's the same basic bitch
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  Speaker 5: in the thirties.
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  Speaker 1: Now on the flip side, I listened to this podcast
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  Speaker 1: it's called group Chat is So Good. I love it,
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  Speaker 1: and they were talking about using dating apps, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: it is a Coachella weekend two this weekend, And they
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  Speaker 1: said in the dating apps, they're having women hit them
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  Speaker 1: up and say, oh, what are you doing this weekend?
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  Speaker 1: And they go, oh, I'm going to Coachella. Are you going?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, my wristband fell through. I can't get in.
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  Speaker 1: So like women are just like constantly in the yeah,
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  Speaker 1: in the DM trying to find a guy just hook
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  Speaker 1: them up to go to the Mixico.
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  Speaker 4: My sister got banned from dating apps for asking guys
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  Speaker 4: for weed. Yeah, there's other uses for women.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just for men just the music festival. It's
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  Speaker 1: also they said, Yeah, they hit them up and asked, oh, hey,
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  Speaker 1: can you spot me a few dollars to pay for
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  Speaker 1: my door Dash things like that. Then they start talking
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  Speaker 1: about another app and I sent you the details on Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got to pull it up. It's free chipper. Yeah, probably,
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  Speaker 1: they said allegedly, they said, this is this is straight
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  Speaker 1: up prostitution. On how this works, she brought But basically
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  Speaker 1: like guys can put like they can buy them like
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  Speaker 1: flowers or virtual something, and they can flip them into
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  Speaker 1: gift cards. Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so there are a group of these apps I
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  Speaker 5: won't name the names here. I love the way they
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  Speaker 5: announced this one. This app focuses on female empowerment by
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  Speaker 5: allowing women to set deposits for men to book a
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  Speaker 5: date with them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, independent woman, You're empowered.
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  Speaker 7: Women's paying for the date.
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  Speaker 1: Save deposits. Meeting men can book a date with them
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  Speaker 1: if they meet them to go on a day with you,
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  Speaker 1: you have to put a deposit down of five hundred bucks. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's another one.
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  Speaker 5: A platform or women can earn points through text, chats
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  Speaker 5: and calls, which can re redeem for gifts.
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  Speaker 3: But then you have to go through with it, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like you got to. Actually that's the idea.
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  Speaker 6: And then these same girls will be like, oh, I
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  Speaker 6: want someone emotionally available, like.
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  Speaker 7: Dude, I would sets like a different This is a prostitution.
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  Speaker 4: Happened without saying it.
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  Speaker 7: They're like, no, no, it's just for dinner and put
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  Speaker 7: down a deposit and that's like you're paying for services.
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  Speaker 3: But let's say that it is. Let's say it's completely
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  Speaker 3: what we think it is. What's wrong with that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, nothing's wrong with I was showing menace
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  Speaker 1: and all. What's wrong with it? We can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll bring this one back up.
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  Speaker 5: This is a girl because a lot of these years ago,
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  Speaker 5: these dating apps started using travel mode, meaning if you
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  Speaker 5: are wherever across in so many cases across around the world,
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  Speaker 5: you can match with people in New York, LA, or
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  Speaker 5: where you can pregame.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 5: So this is a girl from London who said her
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  Speaker 5: prompt was this year, I really want to manifesting Coachella
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  Speaker 5: weekend too, but I'm a broke student in London.
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  Speaker 1: Hard emoji, sad face. Need help getting flights, stay and
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  Speaker 1: or tickets, sad emoji. Maybe we could help each other
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  Speaker 1: out during that time, if you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: wiki face.
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  Speaker 4: Because you're seeing her stuff, does that mean she's here?
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  Speaker 8: No, she's she's Guys will see it and the podcast
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  Speaker 8: will listen to They're like, guys are taking these chicks
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  Speaker 8: up on that's just.
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  Speaker 5: For fun to investigate, because i'm, you know, for for
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  Speaker 5: the worst for the show. Yeah yeah, I said, don't
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  Speaker 5: do it. Only dorks go to weekend to Coachella.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going, which is life.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah uh And then she replied better than not going
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  Speaker 5: at all. And I said, and of course at this time,
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  Speaker 5: I'm just messing with her. How about a nice book
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  Speaker 5: and some community services.
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  Speaker 1: And no, no, she said, I'll read on the way there.
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  Speaker 3: So if you fall for this and you buy this
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  Speaker 3: chick a plane ticket, right, so then what who's to
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  Speaker 3: say you're going to meet up.
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  Speaker 4: With her, She's never gonna see you.
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  Speaker 5: She has to get that wristband right because the plane
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  Speaker 5: ticket is literally because for folks who's never been, Coachella
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  Speaker 5: is two hours outside of l a half hour outside
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  Speaker 5: of Palm Springs. So even if she gets a direct
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  Speaker 5: flight from London, which is going to be you know,
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  Speaker 5: a thousand bucks men, I'm probably.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna ye.
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  Speaker 5: Getting there. Getting in is still another thousands something dollars.
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  Speaker 6: But you get there, you're never seeing her again once
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  Speaker 6: you get past the gatea coch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, once stay into some tent, well, a girl can
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  Speaker 1: find way she hits somebody else up on the apps exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That's how the game works, dude.
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  Speaker 4: You can find a motal anywhere, insane.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, that's one of the That's the thing I've
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  Speaker 5: been noticing on these the dating apps these days. The
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  Speaker 5: other thing to women and I mentioned this to Metas
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  Speaker 5: off the air, they love f one and this again,
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  Speaker 5: I've been on these for ten years now, off and on.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't see this two three years ago, but every again,
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  Speaker 5: every third or fourth profile says, what am I doing
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  Speaker 5: Sunday watching F one?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'll tell you they're not bad looking. The
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  Speaker 1: fan base on there a little bit different from the
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  Speaker 1: Monster Truck no offense.
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  Speaker 5: I think the thing is they it's not they don't
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  Speaker 5: like motorsports. They like what menace to say. They like
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  Speaker 5: the You're Monaco and You're it's.
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  Speaker 1: All luxury destination the world. It's just like Coachella. Well,
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  Speaker 1: there's different levels of access things.
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  Speaker 5: There's no there's no infield like you'd have it even Indianapolis,
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  Speaker 5: much less Talladega or Daytona.
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  Speaker 1: But what that said, there are women that are into it.
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  Speaker 1: They are like kind of race nerds that are into
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  Speaker 1: the science of the racing. No, I'll tell you sure,
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  Speaker 1: there are no no, No, I mean no. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's fifty to fifty. There's the women that want the
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  Speaker 1: luxury part of it, and then there's women that are
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  Speaker 1: like legit into the science of it. I can I
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  Speaker 1: can pull up a bunch of them. I bet you can.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm saying the women on these dating apps what
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  Speaker 1: they're also still hot too. That are the science.
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  Speaker 5: Here's the other thing too, is I'll point this out.
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  Speaker 5: People often ask where do you find the hot people
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  Speaker 5: on the dating app and outside of the paid apps
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  Speaker 5: or the rya apps that are for celebrities. I pulled
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  Speaker 5: up Bumble, which used to be when it first came out.
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  Speaker 5: It used to be great because that bumble is the
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  Speaker 5: one where the girls have to make the first Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: quality is in the toilet. Well, I think what they
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  Speaker 5: did is they loosened the restrictions on girls have to
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  Speaker 5: message first because girls are lazy and don't want to
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  Speaker 5: do with things they don't have.
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  Speaker 1: To do on a bumble.
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  Speaker 5: Now, a lot of times you can mad, but then
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  Speaker 5: it'll still say, oh, you know, Sophia has set her
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  Speaker 5: opening move, and it's like a prompt.
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  Speaker 1: About oh tell me about the last movie they.
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  Speaker 6: Made you cryers, Oh, so starting a conversation without starting
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  Speaker 6: in conversations.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you still have to do all the work, but
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  Speaker 1: the girls are hain uh.
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  Speaker 5: And I will say this, and I was a sponsor
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  Speaker 5: a spokesperson for this at at one point I will
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  Speaker 5: gladly be again because hinge. Yeah, as like I think
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  Speaker 5: it's because it is. I mean, there's still photos and everything.
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  Speaker 5: But it is a lot of this text based stuff.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I've been reading all these profiles from. And
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  Speaker 5: yes there are a lot of basic easy bitches on here,
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  Speaker 5: but guess what that's because that's where that's just what.
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  Speaker 1: Exists in the in the world.
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  Speaker 5: But hotness and like responsibility wise, uh, it's I would
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  Speaker 5: say Hinge is the leader, and of course Tinder is just.
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  Speaker 1: In my opinion std Central my friend the sex Ollamy podcast.
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  Speaker 1: She says that her buddy calls it the the b
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  Speaker 1: job dispenser.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if you're six foot three and hot, yes, all right,
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  Speaker 3: I'm so glad.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out of that world, aren't you too, Sammy?
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  Speaker 7: Now, yeah, I never did do the dating apps though. Gosh,
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  Speaker 7: now they're strangers.
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  Speaker 1: I just walk up.
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  Speaker 5: To me, lucky.
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  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back to the Woody Show. Everybody, Today
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  Speaker 3: is Thursday. It's April to sixteenth, and that means today
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, don't kill yourself now, wait, don't kill yourself.
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  Speaker 6: It does not mean like I tried to kill myself.
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  Speaker 6: I used to be suicidal and I'm not. People get
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  Speaker 6: those tattoos all the time.
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  Speaker 7: To check your cob, I you have no idea what
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  Speaker 7: you're talking about.
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  Speaker 6: My colon is like a symbol of like look it
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  Speaker 6: up sea best. I don't have my computer, but I
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  Speaker 6: thought it was more like a wink.
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  Speaker 5: I okay. Here's the thing is, you guys are correct.
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  Speaker 5: Semi cal represents a sentence that the author could have ended,
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  Speaker 5: but shows not to in general, much like I guess
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  Speaker 5: it's and I do recall hearing this at some point
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  Speaker 5: that it's they semi colon in your life would be
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  Speaker 5: you know, I thought about in drinking a gall on
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  Speaker 5: a bleach, but then I didn't chicken.
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  Speaker 6: get this semi colon test.
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  Speaker 1: Sammy, punching your head made you smart.
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  Speaker 5: And in fact, the world Semi colon Day is about
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  Speaker 5: that version of semi colon, not the actual the actuation day.
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  Speaker 1: I admit I've never known how to properly use one.
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  Speaker 5: And it is also a way to kind of like
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  Speaker 5: take credit for like, oh, I'm hardcore a moody.
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  Speaker 1: I could have killed myself I wanted to, but I club.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a way to take credit for being hardcore
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  Speaker 5: and edgy, but not actually go through but not committing.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was about the butt.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was a wink too. International Documentary Day,
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  Speaker 3: Today's National Auctioneers Day. Uh, and then National ex Benedict Day?
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Where Pajamas to Work Day, which Gina said she's going
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  Speaker 3: to do tomorrow when they broadcast from that.
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  Speaker 5: If you go to certain stores, every day is where
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  Speaker 5: a pajamas? Where job was on the plane and every.
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  Speaker 3: Day that's true. Well, menes, I got something for you. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: the object of your lust, the object of your sexual desire?
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  Speaker 1: One Lri Laughlin. What is she doing?
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  Speaker 3: She is now separated from her husband Massimo. Really genuinely,
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  Speaker 3: I thought they were going to do that a lot earlier.
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  Speaker 3: Well they're they're so, they're separated, they're not divorced yet.
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  Speaker 3: But Laurie is back in the dating world. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she's dating again. She says she's just having fun, keeping
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  Speaker 3: her dates casual, no desire for anything serious.
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  Speaker 1: Yet perfect.
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  Speaker 7: And have you seen her face, because I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 7: after the initial separation she got a facelift.
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  Speaker 1: She looks amazing. Well, I think you know, natchra, let
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  Speaker 1: me hit it for the GRAM. I think so.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was married to Masmo for twenty eight years
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  Speaker 3: and they haven't filed for divorce yet, but Lauri has
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  Speaker 3: moved on. According to her, So she.
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  Speaker 5: Is sixty one and looks thirty nine like she's she
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  Speaker 5: looks to share a born flattened face.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she was in jail, so she got cred and.
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  Speaker 3: She's putting herself out there and apparently her friends have
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  Speaker 3: been trying to set her up on dates. So throw
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  Speaker 3: your hat in the rain.
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  Speaker 1: I need to get on Riyah. You love on there
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  Speaker 1: if you don't know, that's the celebrity dating app and.
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  Speaker 3: You have to be invited, right yeah, or.
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  Speaker 5: Get an invite code or get some sort of famous
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  Speaker 5: invitation thing.
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  Speaker 3: Another thing I saw that was kind of insane. Frankie Muniz.
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  Speaker 3: He's promoting the reboot of Malcolm in the Middle. He
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  Speaker 3: was doing this sit down and interview talked about how
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  Speaker 3: he turned down an offer to host SNL when he
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  Speaker 3: was a teenager and why because of a crush the
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  Speaker 3: way you love laur Laughlin. He loved Amanda Bynes. So
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  Speaker 3: his mom tells Frankie one day, Hey, that's that. Now
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  Speaker 3: got a phone call. You got an offer to host
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  Speaker 3: Saturday Live, and Frankie says, what's that and she tells
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  Speaker 3: him what Saturday Night Live is because he claims he
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  Speaker 3: doesn't didn't know what it was. And then he said, okay,
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  Speaker 3: well when and she said April third, and he said, oh,
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: hell no, I am co hosting the Kid's Choice Awards
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: and they were being costed in the year two thousand
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: by Amedda Bynes. He was so stoked to meet her.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: He wanted to be around her, and because he had
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: a crush on her, he turned down a hosting gig.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: He took a couple of else yeah, because if he
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: had gotten with I mean, obviously he tried to get
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: with her, but if he got with a man of
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: buyers for folks who don't know, she went crazy, got
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: real fat, got face tattooed.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: It's the heart on her face. Still way later, she's
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: dropping tracks and she says that she's like on ozepic
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: or something. Oh she is crazy, dude, She's good. The
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: only part is, yeah, he did take an ol because
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: they would be pulling up all those SNL clips for
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: the end of time.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: Right, And it's not like I mean mcaulay culkn hostess
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: and now that they can work with kids, it's not
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: that hard.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: I think maybe at the time he was going to
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: be the youngest Frankie Munez. Oh really maybe before. I'm
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: not sure.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Damn, what do you got that is? Well, you were
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: just talking about documentaries. Now there's a documentary series that's
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: coming to HPO Max next month and it's made by
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Ben Stiller and it's about bowling.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Oh so it's already out.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: I think it sounds.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've already watched the whole thing.
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: Really, Yes, it was already called Born.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't called.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: Unless we're talking about different things. It's Yeah, a new
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: documentary just came out. I've watched all the episodes.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Actually, maybe I needed to leave my cookies on my entertainment.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: It was called The bowlingmoviews dot com. Here's what it is.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: It concluded on April thirteenth, so maybe that's what.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: It's a five part series.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: Maybe started episodes started March sixteenth, included April thirteenth.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Maybe I read March as may.
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: I will say it's good, but it's far as documentaries go,
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: I'm a little disappointed.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: How do they make a five part documentary about bowling?
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: It follows them throughout the season of trying to make
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: the tournament make a certain TV show, and it follows
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: all like the let's say five most Famous bowler.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: They actually interesting, like Kyle.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Troop, and well I like it because.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: I like bowling.
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but the documentary it's all right, it's not the best.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it's already out.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: So Morgan loves all the trashy sports, bowling, darts.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: My mom loves darts, not me. Put me in there.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Actually I enjoy them too. I'm just saying I'm bowling
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: and fighting.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: What's wrong with that?
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Recognized games? Actually?
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: Ben Stiller news there they Foker in Law, the I
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: guess fourth movie in the Fokkers really yeah, Foker in
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Law is now. I think it's coming out in November
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: is but they did the trailers out now. Ben Stiller
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: is officially at sixty four years older than Robert de
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Niro was Meet the Parents.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Is Robert like is coherent? Yeah, because he wouldn't.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: I saw him in that Sebastian Maniscalco movie and he
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: didn't look like he was all there, Oh my god,
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: but you know he's been doing it's probably just muscle
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: memory at this point for.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, speaking of Sebastian Maniscalco. He's getting into our business.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Did you see that? Oh good, Yeah, he's getting his
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: own radio channel, dropping podcasts. He's stayed winning.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: I mean to be fair, if Sebastian Maniscalco got our job,
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: that would be that would be a literal, you know,
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: it would be a big win for him. It would
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: be an f you to me. This not only did
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: not only were we wrong quote unquote, but he took
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: our jobs.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it's something that I've been screaming for, I
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: don't know, a decade. How can we get our podcasters
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: podcast downloads up? I don't know, Maybe interview a famous person,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: be famous on a weekly basis like all these other podcasts.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: We should interview Ben Stiller about his brand new documentary
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: about to drop.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Also, March is before man. Correct, that's how the damn
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: entertainment was. Shida, we gonna sit. He was like Shiday
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: and you know we don't do well.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday too, somebody we were just nearby, Martin Lawrence.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he was a Joe Coy's star ceremonial and
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: he got all the praise from Joe.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's pretty much the whole His whole speech.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Is about Martin. He's sixty one today, Bill Belichick. He
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: is Jordan Hudson's boyfriend, seventy four years old. John Cryer
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: from Two and a Half Men. He was ducky and
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: pretty and pink. Yeah, he's all bald and he's sixty one,
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: much like Martin Lawrence. Kareem Abdul Jabbar seventy nine.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I'm shocked because tall people do not live that long.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I went to college with Kareem Abdul Jabbar's daughter's
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: best friend. I'm like, what are you doing this weekend
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: hanging out with Habiba Lucky? Yeah, Lucky. It's basically like
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I'm friends with him.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: A chance. The rapper is thirty three. Today.
• 21:05
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• 21:36
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• 21:43
  Speaker 3: nine years old, along with your celebrity birthdays and some
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• 21:53
  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back to the Woody Show. As we
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: mentioned earlier, Woody and Gina are traveling today, so we'll
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: be back tomorrow. Everybody else holding down the fort today.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Some follow up entertainment news. Taylor Swift and I bring
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: this up only because it's in the news that her
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: wedding dress is reportedly based on one of Elizabeth Taylor's
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: wedding dresses.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I saw that.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: And the reason people are saying it's strange or silly
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: for Taylor to be doing this is because and I
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: don't know this about her. I don't know anything about her.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: She's apparently very superstitious, right, And you got to consider
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: that Elizabeth Taylor was married eight times, so that's tailed marriages.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Why do that?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: It goes with the latest album though, right, she has
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: a song called Elizabeth Taylor.
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: But still but still still for that to be your
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: wedding dress, I mean yeah, after she was married eight times,
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: the least successful person to ever be married.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the most of the biggest failure when it comes
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: to marriage.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, but what's the sources, Like, who's actually saying?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I think people are just probably taking the album more amazing.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: I think you Menaceras is a good point. A lot
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: of these like friends say or a source says, blah
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: blah blah being said.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: But this is from verified facts dot com.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Like assuming it's correct. Yeah, I mean, honestly, who cares?
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: Quite frankly, of course, who as a woman do you like, oh,
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: you know one of the greatest actresses of all time? Like, well,
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: I don't you know, it's the curse thing if I
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: copy her wedding dress.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Well, being superstitious is silly and are r worded.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I do understand what you're saying.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: And they're into Taylor Swift, so yeah, say no more.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: I mean we're we're living in an amazing time where
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: that she is somehow a big deal.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that song listen to Fate of Ophelia. Dude, dude,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: that song's a banger.
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: She has great songs.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: She's a terrific songwriter.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: A lot of people have great songs, but they're not
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: held to this Jesus.
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Like I watched and fake rumors about what their wedding
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: dress is based on.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Great, that always happens, though there's always a psych.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: I agree, pretend to be, but to this level, we
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: have not witnessed Michael Jackson in our lifetime. Well, he
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: had the stuff to back it up.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Taylor doesn't.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: She got it. She's boring. That's it, plain and simple.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: She's boring. We were talking about Henry Winkler for some
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: reason the other day. Now, in case you're interested, Henry Winkler,
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: who's eighty years old, apparently does a nude scene on
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: the Apple TV show Loot What's the Time?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: On his site.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Also, Liam Gallagher says that he and brother Noel will
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: attend Oasis' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction COO cool.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't think they would even bother.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're on tour now. They've officially re sold out money.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Also, in some follow up entertainment news, Timothy Shalome he
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: was getting all that heat because he bagged on opera
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: and ballet. Apparently, Opera and ballet actually got helped out
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: by his hate because the head of London's Royal Ballet
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: and Opera says it resulted in an immediate boost in
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: ticket sales. All right, few to that, and then this
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: is interesting, Dave Ship is considering bringing back Chappelle's show.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, that'd be awesome, would rule so hard. Here's the
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: thing is he already kind of did it when he
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: hosted SNL. Recently.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: They brought back like the reboots of the Ashy Larry
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: and the Pimps and all that stuff, and the guy
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: with the bat in the back of the head.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: So it'd just be another sketch show.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: And it would be a sketch show. Yeah, like an
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: official quit the show. Famously, during filming of season three
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: and two thousand and five, walked away from fifty million
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: bugs from Comedy Sea. Pretty insane.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Crazy. This is.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: And Woody and r are back with us live tomorrow today.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: It's the rest of us hiding things down. Good morning, everybody,
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Greg and Menace and Icca mask walking in. Sammy's here,
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Morgan's here. Oh, Morgan, you posted a photo the other
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: day and I had kind of had an ababe moment.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: It was it was your dog in your living room,
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: and I thought, oh, there's that rug that I gave Morgan.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: It looks great.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: It looks really not you have a nice place.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's really nice. Oh that's a TV I gave.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: More know, their place is really really cool because I
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: went over to drop off that TV gave them and
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I was like, it's in such a cool area too.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to give it out,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: but bring it up. It's surrounded by like awesome restaurants.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: And neighbors are all great.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: It's a really really cool area. I'm kind of jealous.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: That was a moment.
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, No, seriously, that's the nicest rug I've ever.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Is it tough though, with like legos and you know,
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: candy getting everywhere, because you.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Know that is all in his room. He keeps all
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: that crap in there.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Like in the food world they call that high low
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: where you make something that's like a hot dog that
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: you pair it with like lobster or whatever. So you've
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: got the high low thing in your house. Yes, nice rug,
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: nice TV.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: But but is he like is he spilling barbecue sauce everywhere?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: It's not that I'm aware of. Sound like a story.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: We'll stay it for later this hour. We are going
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: to do I don't know if you call a redo
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: or a redemption, but blank or Die? Maybe me comeback today? Yes,
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: blanker Die.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Now I had log in or Die and I feel
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: like there's something there, and I go, I need to
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: rework this game. So I think I came out well,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I came up with a different version, and I would
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: like to try it today. And I want to keep
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: this thing going, I know, but I think I came
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: up with a new version that's gonna go really well.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, good, it'll be more smooth. In the headlines, the
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: husband of that Michigan woman who disappeared in the Bahamas,
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: he has now left the Bahamas and went home. He
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: was detained in question for days before being released without charges,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: and now his lawyer confirmed that he has left the Bahamas,
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: and his lawyer says it's because his mom is seriously ill.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Bahamas police had previously listed him as a suspect even
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: after releasing the guy, and cadaver dogs are now being
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: used to help with that arch and the couple were
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: experienced sailors who had been documenting their travels on social media.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Also a carnival cruise passenger.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: What do you think of let's fill in the blank manager,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: it's the new CEO. Yeah, I want to go with
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: U was caught with math? How about that you want
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I mean too far?
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Well, a little bit far. They're a little bit richer. Now,
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: three hundred thousand dollars got awarded to this passenger after
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: a jury found this that Carnival was partly responsible for.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: What okay, over serving right, right right, and we're serving
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: a different a different customer.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: So this is the back end of.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: That's a lot of layers to the onion. They say
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: that she was overserved alcohol, got at least fourteen shot.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: That's not too many.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Fourteen shots over the course of eight and a half hour. Yeah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: because I think you're cut off at thirteen drinks. Because
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: our friend Julianne who used to work on the show,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: she's been cut off on Carnival.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: I thought the magic number was fifteen and then you
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: have to wait un till midnight for it to restart.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: By the way, like, how about them having that policy
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: because I was on I was on the Gronk cruise,
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: which was Norwegian, and I was keeping I had a
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: little like pen on my arm and I had like
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: in the course of a day, twenty No, but that's
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: how you do it. That was that was the Gronk
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: Cruise because that was intentional. That was like, okay, this
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: is the Gronk Cruise.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: How many can I do? But again, this is Carnival.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: This is Carnival. So she got fourteen shots over the
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: course of eight and a half hours, then later fell
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: down some stairs. Of course, suffered serious injuries, including a
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: possible traumatic brain injury.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: So how would you tell?
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: The jury decided that the cruise line Carnival was negligent
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: for continuing to serve her while she was heavily intoxicated,
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: although they did also put some blame on this woman.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Carnival is now saying that they disagree with the verdict
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: and they planned to appeal it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: How do they keep track of your drinks?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Is it like you should you car? You use a car?
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: You can't come up with the disguise?
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: No, friend, have you not been on a cruise more?
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: I've never been on a cruise, and I want to
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: go on the bruise cruise that we talked about a
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: while ago. I found out it is Norwegian, which is like,
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: apparently they do.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, Bruise cruise.
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's the fighting right, because you know another Carnival.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: You don't you don't have. You don't get free drinks,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: which that would bankrupt them. When you walk up.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: Either either have a package you scan your card, which
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: I highly recommend right, or you're paying per drink, which
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: gets out of get that gets out of control real fast.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. With that said, they have a ship that I
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: really want to get on called the Panorama that looks
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: pretty awesome.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: And then you, if you do get the drink package, Morgan,
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: make sure you take advantage of it. Because I did
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: a cruise, the first cruise I ever did, I got
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: the drink package. Did not get one for Mario because
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: he barely drinks. So day one I said, you know,
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: what's screw it, let's get you the drink package. I
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: think I could be totally wrong. It was in the
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: neighborhood in nine hundred bucks for how many days? For
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: seven days?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: That's too much. That's probably for like both of you.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Maybe that was both to be so anyway that he
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: barely drank, and it might have been better to just
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: pay buy the drink. But if you hit your maximum,
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: you have to wait till midnight to start that number.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: You know, Greg was there looking at his watch. Yeah,
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: come on, I know who cares, can you cut me
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: a break? In other news, the CEO of United Airlines
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: has floated the idea of buying American Airlines and floated
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: that idea to the White House. It's now becoming public,
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: so if this went through, the combined airline would control
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: about forty percent of domestic US air capacity, by far
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: the biggest airline merger ever even attempted, and the White
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: House said it is aware of the idea but hasn't
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: taken a position on it, and aviation experts are skeptical
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: that it could ever even survive anti trust review. They
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: say it's potentially impossible to get that approved, but would
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: be huge.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Well, just approve it because the Dallas Dallas Fort Worth
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: airport food options are trash and that is the American hub.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: So it's the American hub. I'm sure they have some say.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Well, menace, because I've been that's kind of They have
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: the builds, big central hubs in d f W.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Dallas Love, Dude, Dallas Love airport food
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: options on fire, dude, Dallas Fort Worth sucks.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: Well, just the airport in general, Love feels easier to access.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: It's not as crazy, yeah, but better food options that's
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: all I can so, yeah, that's to bring that start.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Federal they understand if they merge, we'll have better food options.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: At that airport. Yep, that's all I need in life.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Federal jury just ruled that Live Nation, along with Ticketmaster,
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: illegally monopolize the concert and ticketing market. They found that
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: the company used their dominance to shut out competitors and
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: keep ticket prices higher than they should be. And they
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: said it was about a dollar seventy two more per
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: ticket more like it? Yeah, damn yeah, how do they
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: come up with that math? Well, a judge is now
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: going to decide the penalties, which would force some major changes.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: So basically what fans have been complaining about for years
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: just got validated in core.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: What is this ruling from nineteen ninety three because this
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: has been going on. But then what's actually going to change? Well,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: here's what we'll all get it.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: You'll all get an email or something in the mail
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: saying you've been awarded a dollar forty five.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: BUK seventy two credit for your next concert.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: And then when you go online to buy a ticket again,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: it's not going.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: To be We've played this and look, I know we're
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: in bed with these people, so this is probably bad
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: for them.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Don't get hooked up with any ticket sow. I don't care.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: We played this game where well, we'll go on to
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: some event that he knows coming up, and we'll play
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: a game in the studio off the air where we're like, okay,
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: guess how much the tickets are number one, and guess.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: What the fee is going to be.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: And it's always astronomical, you know, eight hundred dollars for
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: floor seats, and then and then the fees graduate with
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: that ticket price, so you're paying seventy five dollars for
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: you that you're doing seventy five dollars of service for
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: me stuff to get me that ticket, But the one
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: up in the upper deck.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Is and what are they doing for it?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Exactly?
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: But yeah, nothing.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Well didn't that just became illegal in Vegas with all
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: the hotels and stuff like that. Well now it has
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: Straight up oh right as far because they bury those
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: resort fees and that's an extra fifty five dollars a
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: day that they don't show you until it's too late.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: You've already booked it.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: But I think to this, to this ticketmaster thing, it's
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: more about monopoly. So like the venue, whatever, the big
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: all the all the big arenas in town use Ticketmaster
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Live Nation and that's just it.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: And you have no options.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: So if you want to go see whatever, Taylor Swift,
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: that's who you got to deal with.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Who cares and if you can't afford it, guess what
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: you're going.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the ultimate that's my.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: My sympathies are. I can't drum him up right.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: That's the ultimate thing is that if we, if we,
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: you know, the US Americans really want to fight against this,
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: we have to say no, I'm not going to a
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: football game or Taylor Swift concert.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Until I can't breathe. If I can't go to the
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Taylor concert or coach or fill in the black.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a matter of life and death. We're gonna
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: end with some animal news and man in Lincoln, California,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: legally owns a zebra named Zeus, and Zeus has gotten
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: out twice this week Jeu this week, Yeah, this week alone.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: The first escape was during a storm last Friday, and
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: animal control tracked him down, kept him overnight, and staff
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: said that Zeus is really cooperative, really calm, just a
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: nice zebra They returned him home the next day, and
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: then this past Monday he got out again, and officials
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: think he keeps on escaping because he's still kind of
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: adjusting to his new environment.
• 35:53
  Speaker 9: Well.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Also, he bought one of those locks on Instagram that
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: you can pick the lock within thirty seconds.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: So what was that thing called? We're just talking about that. Yeah,
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: this zebra was found watering around the road, walked himself
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: onto the trailer without any issues, so he kind of
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: knew what to do, got taken back home and nobody
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: got hurt.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: You ever look at animals and you're like, you're a
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: human in there?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, definitely one of my dogs. Dude, dog, My dog
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: has like human eyes. Yes, And I go, I know.
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: We have I know we're having some communication. Yes, Zeberg
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: gives me human vibes.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: Human.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: I never thought you're human in there, but like more
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: intelligent than we think.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: When you go home and you look at your dog today,
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: are you human?
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Conversation?
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I was waiting for you to ask. I've been silent
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: this whole time.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I am convinced that my dog is the reincarnated version
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: of my former dog. I said, you're Rex, aren't you?
• 36:52
  Speaker 10: You?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: And I love your dad. Until you're talking to I
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: just want to say, right, I'm concerned about your drinking.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, So up next, I'm nervous, but we're gonna do it,
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: the Redemption of Menaces Blank or Die.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, let's go.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: We will go next on The Woody Show, The wood Show.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: After these messages, I had more and they're over before hire.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: We are back here on The Woody Show on a
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: throwback Thursday, and it's redemption time kind of Yeah, we've
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: got MENACE's game, Blank or Die?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Don't know what or die? Don't know what the blank is? Get? Well,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: this time it's gonna be much different, all right, So
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a competition. You are all gonna play
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: at the same time. Okay, alright, pit Now this time
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: it's called build it or Die. I need to build
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: and the first two people that complete their build they
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: will get bottles of champagne. The other the other two
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: people that do not complete it have to spin the
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: wheel of death. Okay, So now I have changed the
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: wheel of death per Seabass's recommendation that there I changed
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: one thing on the wheel and it says flip the script.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: So if you land on flip the script. You can
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: take one of the winners champagne and make them spin
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: the wheel. Okay, so everybody pretty much gets the game.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Now if you did not hear the last time log
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: in our dive version, uh the on the wheel of Death,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: we have the cinnamon scoop. We have the kim Chie
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: shot electrified, and the cocaine snort, which is actually a
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: hot sauce snort. Hot hot sauce store. Yeah, I could
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: do that too. All right, today we are gonna be
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: building legos. Now, this is oh no, super easy to do.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I think you should be able to do it within.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Don't open it yet.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: All right, So this is I've got a Formula one lego.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: It's a six plus set, twenty nine pieces.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: He's super quick. I've done this one hundred times already.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I'm spinning the wheel. Okay, don't open it yet, Tyler,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm just looking.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: So now hold on, we got a professional lego meister
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: in here in the visage of Tyler.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Is he now? Tyler start? Now? Tyler is subbing in
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: for Morgan. Now he does know how to build legos,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: but these are very very small legos, and he has
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: large and he has large hands. That is true, so
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I think we still have a fair competition. Here. Are
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: you guys ready to play?
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: I guess so are there. I've never done a Lego set.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: There is now I have to confirm that your build
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: is done correctly.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: We can't just throw things together and say done. Yes,
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: that's a good caveat and look, menace. I think this
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: is a fun game. I'm just gonna say this as
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: as a point of observation as I used to know
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: a radio show that played that played black Check on
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: the air. Yeah, and that was that was tough. But
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: I don't know if Lego on the radio is the
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: most like Sea.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Beasts do do? I have to break down every single
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: one of your segments every single time. I said it
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: just as a point of I mean, I can do
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: that and not make it fun. I'm good, I mean,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: but I decide to just play it long you do.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I prefaced it as a point of commentary, not not
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: a stopdown. Okay, all right, you did. So we're gonna
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: We're gonna play the game and set. The payoff is
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: the wheel of death, all right, So we're just gonna
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: get through this quickly. Unlet's keep on talking about it.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: So here we go.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: If you were to do this minutes, how long do
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: you think it?
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: It took me like two minutes. Yeah, it's super easy.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, are you ready?
• 41:08
  Speaker 11: Now?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Let's hit the music. Be prepared to play Build or Die? Ready,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: set go? All right? Oh my god. Tyler is struggling
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: to open his seas already dropped his pieces all over
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: the ground. Greg is trying to read the instructions. Sammy's
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: trying to read the instructions. She does have that bad eye,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: not very good. We have Tyler already starting to build,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: but he's shaking. We have Sea Bass ling everything out
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: like he's an engineer, which he is. There's so many
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: pieces we have, all right, Remember we only need two
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: people to complete it quickly, and they will win bottles
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: of champagne. If you are the two left, you're gonna
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: have to spin the wheel of death. Sammy's going pretty quickly.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Already we have I think I have one piece. We
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: have Tyler. Tyler's burning through it, already, burning through it
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: like an F one car. Yeah, Monica, okay, Now we
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: have Sea Bass. He's putting his tires together. Sammy's crushing
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: all of you guys already telling you right now.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: That's what I didn't count with my snarky comment was
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: the great play by playing.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, of course really hard now, Greg, I think he
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: has one piece done already. Are you even weak instructions? Yeah,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I can't even tell for twenty nine pieces. There are
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: three steps of instruction. So this is That's what I'm saying.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: It's super easy. I think Sammy's gonna win. Sammy's almost
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: completely done, Sammy, What would you say? Is your your
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: secret for being so good at this? Small hands?
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: Probably and I like putting together like I kee furniture
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: and stuff.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: You guys know that, but I do.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I hate that. It's the worst. I think Tyler is
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: probably in second place. Sea Bass even tell I don't
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: know what's going on with you, your engineer. You should
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: be able to complete this. Let me talk about I
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: got the red guy. Uh huh.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: My only problem is he doesn't have any he doesn't
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: have a face, doesn't have eyeballs or no.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: This is the the micro version, micro version. This leg
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: is already small. Yes, this is the micro version of
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: the cars. You should be able again complete this in
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: two seconds.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: You know what's throwing off all the different colors on
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: the ong.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Is literally only put two pieces together. This guy totally
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: spittinge idiot.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: All right, like, oh, they're showing a red piece and
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: then I got to find a black piece, which I
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: can't find.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Oh there's oh there's axles in running out of time, guys,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I think looking on it, I'm just gonna have to
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: call it. No, no, no, go ahead. I know if
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: we run out of time, I'm just gonna have this.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: So if we do run out of time, because I
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: didn't realize you guys were this dumb.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: Yes, clearly if we run out of time, menis would
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: it be judge's choice as to see how much you complete?
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Said judge's choice or it's like a car right, yes,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: missing against Sammy. It's almost done, Sammy.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Come on, I'm rooting for you.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Tyler. I'm not talking about what are you
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: going to do with your What do you hope you
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: get on the wheel? That whe love death.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Kind of the kim Chie shot and that's that spicy
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: kim Chie minoso.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think we just got chilli kim cheese.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: There's one that I really are Are there supposed to
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: be extra pieces? Don't want that's yes, done.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Let me see, let me verify.
• 44:34
  Speaker 12: Crap.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: How did you do it? Tyler? Tyler?
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: But he does have three.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Tyler, your car is complete. But no, hold on if
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: he has three extra pieces, he's no no, no, no, no.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Put if they put extra pieces in the box. That's
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: why you follow the instructions than you complete car.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: You all right?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Now, who's going to be coming in second? I want
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: to see what are your extra pieces? Tyler showed him
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: to us. A small little like I've built like thirty
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: of these. There's a small little like se here's the thing.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: This is just in case you lose one or two. Yeah.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I get what you're saying, but like, I also had
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: legos as a kid. That was a big leg kid. Yeah,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: but you're an old head, dude. They like legs nowadays.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: They prepare for our words losing stuff these days. Yes,
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: And it looks like Sammy might be in second place.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: So it is it just the four of us?
• 45:19
  Speaker 9: Then?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just the three of you. Now I think
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: we're in trouble. Greg.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Uh, I mean I feel like, you know how
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: stroke patients get physical therapy and they like to throw
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: them balls.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: And I feel like that I can't lose it.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: So there's that goes up, like I got the wheels,
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: I got the guy, I got the steering wheel. There's
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: this stuff on the back that they don't even like.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the colors that are throwing the color.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you. I'm pretty me Verify also got
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: like missing loose pieces.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: I'm calling, I'm questioning, and it's quality control that they
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: are supposed to be loose.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: And then I knocked I knocked as parts off. Yea,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: oh sorry, I knocked it off, but I did see it.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: It was complete. Sammy, you are in second place. Good job.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So Greg, hold on, do I get like, is
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: there a a not third or a fourth third?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: So you're automatically third? Great, congrats, You're going to spin
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: the wheel of death?
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: All right, I get I get to spin first though,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: because yeah, do we want to take a break or
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: do we want to spin the wheel? Let's take a
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: break because I got to compose myself. I'm nervous. Alright,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: coming up next, we're gonna be spinning the wheel of death.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Greg Gory and Sea bas this it's a show, all right.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: I gotta spind some wheel of death. Here, dude, Legos
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: are hard.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Legos are Lego. It's the Woody Show, by the way. Yeah,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: oh hi, Hi, the Woody and Gina are going to
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: be back tomorrow. But Sea Best you have a question,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: So if you're just tuning in right now, we displayed
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: another version of uh something or Die, and this version
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: was Builder or Die, and we had everybody in the
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: room build some F one Legos and we had two
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: winners and two losers, and the two losers now have
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: to spin the wheel of death and the two losers
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: will be Great Gory and Sea Bass.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: But Seabas, you have a twenty nine piece F one kids.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: So we had several people texting and repeating what you said, man,
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: is that modern Lego sets do have extra pieces built in.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: And I could certainly see that for maybe those giant
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Star Wars things or whatever that they would tell you that.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: And as I look around the room, Sammy used all
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: her pieces. I used all my pieces. There are no
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: extra pieces here.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: No, Samy did have extra pieces. Where are they? I
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: put them in the box? Tyler has no problem. Yeah
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: you did. So you did open your box and they
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: exploded all over the floor. So it might be everywhere.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Uh huh oh yeah, I built had extra pieces too, So.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm I'm all abide by the judges ruling.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I think you don't have to spend now, okay, for
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: the fun of the game, I'm gonna play a lot
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: highly debate. There are extra pieces. Thing, well, while you
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: go verify and do your investigation as the third place
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: first and I'm third place right, yes, let's do it
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: all right, Well, Sea Bass is going to walk to
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: the other side of the room. Just a reminder of
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: what is on the wheel of death. On the wheel
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: of death, we have the kim the kim Chie shot.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: We have the cinnamon scoop. We have the hot Sauce
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Nos Cocaine where you're gonna have to snort hot sauce
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: like it's cocaine. We have Electrified, and then we have
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: a new thing on the wheel where it's called flip
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: the script. Where if you land on flip the script,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Sea Bass can actually take a bottle away from Champagne,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: away from Sammy or Tyler and have them spin the
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: wheel of the challenge. Should we discussed the brand of
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: champagne we have? We do have what you got there.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: This is a how do you pronounce it like some people?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Is pre supplied cut off coke straws, Yes, I have,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I've come prepared. All right, Sea Bass, let's do the wheel?
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Are you ready to do the wheel of death?
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: There we go? All right?
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Which one? Do you not want to do?
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: The Sea bass?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Sea Bass? It was pretty damn loud.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: I would hope for the shot, I guess because I
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: don't want to put anything in my nose, and we
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: that's what happens.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: That's what happens when you hope. Yeah, so you got
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: the cocaine hot sauce, now, got it? I'm getting played
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: over here, gonna get rid of the extra coket.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: I did a bunch of straw in case we all
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: had to do coke.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Six of us wanted to put okay and no, that's
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: the kimchi. Now the hot sauce, Yeah, the hot sauce,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Devil's Canyon hot sauce in Morgan zero calories.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna put a line. Obviously we're all on
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: a kind of you know, hot sauce is liquid.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: It comes out and blobs, not lying. It's not meant
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: to be sorted. Yeah, all right, I'll do my.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Best to with a spoon here, a regular spoon til
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: you get this in a line.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, he's long.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: It's like there's a face.
• 50:36
  Speaker 7: Does anyone have a credit card?
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: It's a you know, I'm gonna get a taste for us,
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: just to get it, because it's it's like it's a
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: light middle medium orange like a hooter's color. Tastes very,
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: it's very it's a vinegar base. I would say, as
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: far as hot sauces go, it's not awful. I'd say
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: it's in the like it's it'd be a good wing sauce,
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: but it's in like the three to four heat out
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: of ten.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Maybe okay, but it can't cannot be good for well.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I did it once on another radio show, Like I said,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I've done all these challenges before and my no started bleeding.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: So but you also did the shock one, but we
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: had a twist where we did it on your scroll.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I won't make you do that, Sammy yet. I've
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: never done cocaine. I've been around it a lot.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: It's funny when you if I install for a moment,
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: when you're right, when you run cocaine, people you don't.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: They don't like ask you to do it. It's not
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: like because it's they want to hoard it.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: It's yeah, yeah, I'm like with a joint, Like, hey man,
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: you have to kind of push your way in, so
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: like you don't just become a cocaine person. You kind
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: of have unless you're a girl like people trying to
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: have sex with you.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, you ready we go?
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Right now?
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go?
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Should I think you have to plug one? Nos?
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Right, I try to hold it up by the mics.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: There you go. Notice there we go about to do
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: a line of hot sauce. Oh, the show is just
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: watching it, you know the line? Yeah, well I don't know.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I think there's a bunch of in this. Uh.
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: The bad part about it, yeah, is you start to
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: you start to get the the aroma they off gassing of.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Hot actually tastes really yeah, not your nose though. Okay,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: good well Greg? Up next I'm not bleeding and okay,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: good all right?
• 52:34
  Speaker 13: Greg?
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Well there's the water there for you sea bass for
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: my notes. Because we had pieces I thought we didn't
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: have to spend. Noah came in very very last. You
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: only put like two pieces together. So Greg, are you
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: ready to spind the wheel.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: No, but yes, all right, I'm praying for what is
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: it called past the Oh yeah, yeah. Slip the script.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Flip the script. Okay, here we go, ready crossed. Oh my,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: god of death, wheel of death. Simon scoop the wheels.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Such a happy thing. Now it's torture.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Come on, flip the script on, Sammy, come on, come on.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, Now, Greg, you do
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: have a decision. Do you want to flip the script
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: on Tyler or Sammy? You will be taking one of
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: their bottles of champagne and having them.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why did you yell?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Minding? Keep in mind, keep in mind I built your car.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: He did.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Didn't help you any I.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Was trying to win. Sorry, oh man, I'm glad I
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: got flipped the script. But now I gotta be a
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: total dick. Let's see, let's go with.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry Tyler, remember this, Come on, you support this,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Is this because you have to sit in the room
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: with Sammy and she's been so extra helpful, La, she
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: loves champagne. She does love then know what I was like?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: And Tyler didn't even pronounce the champagne back.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: It's not too loco, funny, a little too hard, you're
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: just too muscular, all right.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Real of death, cinnamon scoot, come on, come on, all right,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, all.
• 54:46
  Speaker 14: Right, oh electrified, Yeah, all right.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Let me say so, this is.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: One of those games these were big, big, real popular
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: a number of years ago, where you like, I'll hold
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: you hold onto the thing, and it's supposed to be
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: like it's either a timer and it randomly electrocutes somebody,
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: or it's say, quote lie detector, which does not work.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I said it off, so early, hands on it.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I'm leaving it off. It just has to play.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Through, okay. Yeah, this is the one where you don't
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: know when it's gonna happen.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: So it's like a it's like a Russian roulette for
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: getting your hand electrocuted.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Right, sorry. And then in the past, like I mentioned,
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: we we taped it to menaces bright.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, so he's got to put his
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: hands on and put your fingers on the button on
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: these funds. Yeah, I'm scared you guys. Ready, Ready, don't tyler,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: don't let go. We're trying to swear I'm ready. This
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: is probably the easiest of the challenge. It's not fun though.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: It's not fun.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't feel good. It's fun for us. Yeah,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: you're ready. Wow, that's a long one. You can go.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: You got it all right? Did the game break? You
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: have to hold do it again? Do it again? You
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: dropped them? Do I have to do it? Dropped him
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: immediately a full shock.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: It again to flinching territory, which I would think with electrocution,
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: you can't drop it because it should electrify your your
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: hands closed.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: One more time. Here we go.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Hopefully it's just as long. So in the game four,
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: here we go.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's a good gurgling sound.
• 56:44
  Speaker 14: And then.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: Tyler, I forgot.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: To take a champa. Oh yeah, and you get a champagne.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: I'll keep it this forgetting a bright red you know
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: anybody you could share that champagne with Tyler.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I will keep it for myself.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Literally of some flowers have a little sitting.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: My hands are still tingling. Good job, manag I did
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: go build it or die.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: It was good build it or die work in progress.
• 57:13
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• 57:17
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• 57:21
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• 57:26
  Speaker 1: You are a hero, the hero.
• 57:29
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• 57:32
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• 57:36
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• 57:38
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• 57:43
  Speaker 6: used what, I won't do that ever again.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I go to the H and R Block in North Hollywood,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: shout out that nice h and been going there for
• 57:50
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• 57:54
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• 57:57
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• 57:59
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• 58:02
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• 58:07
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• 58:09
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• 58:11
  Speaker 3: want to weigh in on a throwback Thursday topic. I
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: saw this pop up here and there. I recently mentioned
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: that I thought, when I was a teenager that Benson
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: and Hedges cigarettes were the ultimate and fancy so fancy,
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: and you you opted a notch if you kept your
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Benson and Hedges in a glass box. Man was that
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: just the ultimate and fanciness.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Can you explain the look of the bench because those
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: are the super skinny ones, right, you know those are Caprice,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Oh Caprie. Sorry, yeah, Benson and Hedges were they were
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: long and they were the white filter with like a
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: gold band. Well maybe just a name Benson hedges, Benson
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: in the hedges.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: It just sounds firm. And my aunt had Benson and
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: Hedges and she kept them in a glass box. And
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: as she's talking to you, she just opened the glass
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: box and take out of Benson hedges. She had one
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: of those like crystal lighters, like the big heavy lighters.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: It was just so fancy.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: And uh the other day too, I was looking at
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: our texts to ninety seven by the way, and people
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: were texting Booker and Striker about Oh I thought Olive
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Garden was fancy, and I thought this was so that
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: kind of spurned that topic. What did you think was
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: fancy when you were a kid, and then you realize
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: that fancy.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I made a longe. I mean, I mean, I'm a
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: child of the eighties, and so I thought like gray
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: poupon was like the I mean, you don't get that
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: in a regular store.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: And that's not that's what they That was the whole
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: I mean, it was joke advertisement, but still that's.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: What a child talk. You don't understand that it's a joke.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: You're like, oh, these guys are like in fancy cars
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: and they're trying this high end mustard in a French name.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: You're in a rolls Royce and they're getting yea poupon.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh damn.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: That was when I first wan that some cars have
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: like airplane fold down tables, Like, that's really nice, fancy.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: I thought going to Sizzler was fancy. Anybody that had
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: a salad bar? I thought, whoa go back? Like I
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: couldn't even fathom the concept of all you can eat?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: You could go back more? That was that was a
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: night out. Yeah, it's a Sizzler.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: If you're new to the show, Hi, my name's Menace.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: And when I was a kid, and I'll go to
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Sizzler and go to that salad bar all you can eat,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: I would throw up in the parking lot after.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: He loved it eating so much. Yeah, and he can't control,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: control and control the animal.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: You eat so much and then you're like, well, there's
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: the ice cream bar. You got to take advantage of it,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: and then the ice cream would push me over the edge.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, I thought, Well, I thought people who
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: had a pool membership was it was very even if
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: it was like the public pool, it was you know,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: three dollars a month or.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Whatever, anything that you belonged to, right, yeah, right, Like
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: to me that was a country club, even though one
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: my friends had one.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: We go there and then like, like I drive by
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: it later as an adult be like, oh, that that
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: dump was a membership was so nice because I'm sure
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: some people thought we were fancy because we were literally
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: the only we were the only house in the entire
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: neighborhood that Nashville just doesn't have pools that had a pool.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: It wasn't above ground pool, of course. And and it.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: Was loose in the yard, not built, not built into
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: any kind of deck.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, and and off. And for the first few.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: Years that it was up, we had no fence around it,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: so it was just loose in the Sideyardol.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Damn. Oh. Another thing that your house had that I
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: think you shared before that I thought was fancy. Did
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: you have like a vacuum system we had in all of.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: The trendy in house things, and they were built I
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: think by hand by my parents to the extent that
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: they did. We had the in house vacuum cleaner, the
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: central air vack I what we called it central VAK
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: or something, and so folks don't know what that was.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: It's a giant, essentially fifty five gallon drum you put
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: in your basement that has the vacuum motor on it,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: and then you very conveniently run piping through your house
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: PVC piping to you know, as many rooms as you
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: can get it too, because that's where because because you're
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: not lugging a big, heavy vacuum, you're lugging hoses thirty
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: foot of hose, you know, two or three inch hose
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: and the way that and by the way, this is
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: a terrible idea and as I nobody has them anymore,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: but it was a terrible idea when you have small
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: children because the because the vacuum starts as soon as
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: you've opened the flap that has a little.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Hose connection to it.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: So you put stuff in there and guess what kids
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: throw down there, anything and everything they can get their
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: hands on, which then you have to go down to
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: the basement to retrieve open the giant fifty five gallon
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: drum that a kid can weird, thought so dumb or
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: the idea being that, like, Okay, if you're an old
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: lady or you're a busy housewife, yeah you're not lugging
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: around a vacuum plator.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: But again, the hose was insanely yeah right now. I
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: will say this though, if I went to your house
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: and saw that, I'm like, oh man, they're rich. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: we had that, and we had the intercom, which is.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: All calm systems. I thought those were like ultimately in.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: The days before wireless ring doorbells. Yeah, again, it's the
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: other thing you had to do hard wire into your
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: house that sucked. I'm sure they didn't do that, but yeah,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: but my mom used because she liked to yell at
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: kids from her.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Bedroom down to this you know, shut.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Ups, yeah that.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Hey, stop it, stop it over, you're low key ridgely.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: Here's the thing is, it's weird because I asked my
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: parents about that, and they we would we went to
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: I bought all my clothes from Salvation Army or sowed
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: at home.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Well, they had to pay for the vacuums.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: You mentioned belonging to a pool or belonging to, you know,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: some sort of club I have because my other aunt
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: was a member of the Balboa Bay Club. So on
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: my things that I thought were fancy. Just the words
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: Harbor and Balboa, Oh for sure. When I was a
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: kid and I heard the word harbor, Oh, where's the
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Balboa Bay Club? Oh, it's a Newport Harbor, I was like,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: oh my god, you go down to Newport Harbor, the Balboa.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Just the words Newport and Balboa, pinnacle.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Of And you said you didn't know you were gay?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Then great, Oh I knew.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: I just hit it. Convertibles I thought were fancy. Now
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: I think they're totally not.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Why don't you think they're fancy Now?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I think they're kind of cumbersome pain the day.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's fun to rent one when you're out
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: of town. You're like, I'm going to be fancy and
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: rent a convertible.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: I did drive a really cool one once though, because
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: the other morning show I used to work on the
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: the the host he had this one convertible. It was
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: like a V twelve, like Mercedes or whatever. And when
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: I went on the freeway, if you hit a certain speed,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: a roll bar would like come up over you. It
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: was bad. I I know, that's what I'm saying. Yeah,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: I don't care if you flip at a lower speed. Yeah,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: but if you're going super fast, we got this roll bar.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: It was a badass.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: Anytime you drive in one, they're just loud. Say with
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: jeeps with you know, topsy take off the they just
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: suck their loud and windy.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mess up your hair. Yeah, that's the worse along
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: the car line. And I saw this interesting thing online
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: the other day. I on my list of things that
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: I thought were fancy as a kid, cars that were silver,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: because when I was growing up kid of the eighties, right,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: cars were red, yellow, blue. You didn't see a lot
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: of silver cars. And now I saw this thing too,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: how modern life, the way we know life now has
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: become a lot less colorful.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, I saw that too. Isn't that weird?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, restaurants are less colorful, cars are less colorful. And
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: so when I saw a silver car, it stood out
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: to me and I thought, ooh, silver, that's nice.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: That's why you love the stainless steel cyber truck bag too.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: I thought briefcases were fancy.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 7: And what they are actually along those lines. When I
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: was a kid, I thought suitcases were fancy because as
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: a kid, you just have like a Duffel bag or
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: some random bag that you use it. When someone like
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: has a suitcase, you're like, oh, and it has wheels.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: Luxury now that every kid has their own suitcase, which
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: what didn't exist when we were kids? And and how
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: did no one figure out you could put wheels on
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: suitcases until like ninety nine?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Look at this.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: I know the first suitcase that my dad had was
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: one of those hard suitcases and it didn't have wheels. Well,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: it did have two wheels on the back, but it
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: had a long string like a pole strap, and so
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: you go three feet and it would topple over. So stupid. Morgan,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: tell me if you think this is fancy even on
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: today's standards, because I think it's fancy on today's standards.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: A refrigerator in the garage, Oh yeah, I.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: Mean that's just a sign of like I got money,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: like I got.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: We have so much food. We have extra food, and
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: on top of that, we have an extra appliance for it.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Right, and we use it mostly for beverages.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: I would frozen meat, I mean, I would think wealth
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: like Morgan, but I wouldn't think it was fancy. I
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: think it would be kind of like, oh, you're yeah,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: you eat too much?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: Well, also have a garage which is on a fancy.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Another building in your house.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: I would always get jealous because we would go to
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: family friends' houses and we were the only people that
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: didn't have the refrigerator in the garage. And so he's like, oh,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: I want to get a root beer. Oh you know
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: where they are out in the garage and you opened
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: it and it was nothing but beverages.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: Oh damn millionaires, also along the lines with drinks soda
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: and a glass bottle.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Super fancy.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: The only place I got that was at the bell
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: Meade Cafeteria buffet, which is actually kind of a fancy place.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: But they had like I was shast, not shasted, but
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: like cheerwine and a glass bottle, and I thought.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Oh cheerwine. Hell yeah. Now oh speaking of now, Greg,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: this is my been during your time was like orange
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: is like super expensive at restaurants because my dad sat
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: My dad said that he got screamed at by his
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: parents because he ordered some orange juice and it was
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: like ten cents at the time or something like that.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Even when I was carrying orange juice at the.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Restaurant, tiny orange juice back in the eighties was like
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: four box or three box. It was insanely expensive. Yeah,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: I think I don't know any drink with a cherry
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: in it, like Shirley Temple. Yes, that was super fan.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: Mine so dumb. When I was a kid, I would
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: like my cousin Kelly. She was much older and she
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: always wore the big gold hoop earrings. Looking back now,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 6: yet I get it right. As a kid when I
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: saw girls with the big hoops, I was like, she's
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: so fancy and professional.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: I want to wear those someday.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: On a similar but like also extremely sad. Note this
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: text from seven oh two families with both parents fancy,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: which is true kind of rare. It does that tracks
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: with uh, you know incoms, you're not a bunch of
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: trashy you know losers seven two uncontrollable.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Above ground jacuzzis from the six to six.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I say, even above ground is I
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: get it, above grounds trashy, But any kind of jacuzzi
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: or hot tub is still semi fancy.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Oh to this day is fancy.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I did think people that had direct TV were fancy,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: like if you had oh, cable on, yeah, like if
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: you had a satellite over all, right, you know, just
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: cable in general, but like if you had a satellite
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: over cable like oh damn, like HBO.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that meant you were the kid of
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: the richest person in school.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: Because didn't They used to have a special like box
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: or something or hook up for that or something like that.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: I recall like some sort of beige colored box with
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: all the channels listed and then you could go to
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: HBO on that and that's.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: That's why hotels you can still see these signs somewhere
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: have you know, free HBO and Neon on them?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool? I guess on my phone.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Something else that I thought was fancy that today I
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: would hate to have a flocked Christmas tree.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: Like the ones.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they look like that fake snow, fake snow.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: In the six especially the seventies, that was a sign
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: of like, oh check out this cool new thing.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Right, also different colors, but fancy people would have them though,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: I think it's one of those things that, like it was,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: it's trashy now, but at the time it was new
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: and cost money.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe it was my Benson and Hedges aunt
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: that had the flocked Christmas tree.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: In retrospect, Benson and Hedges are from England, are they?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: It's automatically fancy English fancy? Is your aunt single? She's
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: no longer with us? A good point.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, England used to be like super fancy. It still
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: is to a point, but now like there's so many
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: like I think they've adopted so much of our culture
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: that blocked this and you're a dell talk in real
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: life like they used to be fancy.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: I have a couple more things on my list, which
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: we'll get to next. One of them is another word play,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: like I thought Newport and Balboa, there's one.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: That I thought was so fancy.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't know what it meant. It's so stupid. And
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: you thought Newport and Balboa was gay? Wait until you
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: hear that one show the.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: Minute also in the news sources saying there's a possibility
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: of Woody's hemorrhoids being.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Back on this development and give you the latest updates
• 1:11:22
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• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Woody Show. Woody and Gina both
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: live with us tomorrow morning. And the meantime, the rest
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: of us are hanging out and we're talking about things
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: that you thought were fancy when you were a kid,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: and you can text us yours at two two nine
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: eighty seven, a lot of texts coming through for something
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: I don't even remember existing Viaetta ice cream?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Remember that, Yeah I do.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: I remember.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: It's only because I worked at a Okay, yeah, this
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: is the one that has like the little ripples on
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked at a grocery
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: store and yeah, it was widely popular for a minute. Yeah,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: I remember that.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: I remember this, Yeah, little ripple and it's sort of
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: like a that's not a trifle, but whatever those layered
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: desserts are with like ripple and a cracker.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: Between a trifle.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: It kind of looked like a la.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: Oh really, yes, I gotta find that. I wonder if
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: they still.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: Make They still do apparently, Oh okay, I'm looking at yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: so fancy.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: I remember a brand of ice cream called Frusian Glaujia.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Oh that was the That was the answer to Hoganda's Yes,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: and apparently it's a nonsense word. It just was supposed
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: to sound Nordic. Or something like that, and it came
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: in a white plastic container and it was very fancy.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: Searching Vienetta the first thing. What happened to Vienetta used
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: to feel like the height of luxury.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: There was a text here for crystal chandeliers, getting water
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: delivered to your house like sparklets.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, people, you gotta realize if you were born
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: in the you know, in the past twenty thirty years,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: people didn't used to always just drink water out of
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: plastic bottles. That used to not be a thing, right,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: It was unusual if you had to have that in
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: your house, right.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: And then is that one water delivery truck. I don't
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: know if it was sparklets, but they had little like
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: beads hanging from it to make it shiny.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're talking about not arrow head. I know,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: it is like a blue one like yeah, And if
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: you went up to it, you realized it was actually
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: like hanging little.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 7: Pieces of metal along the lines of that and water.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 7: People who had the fridge with the where you could
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: get the ice out of the front or water, I
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 7: think I'll have crushed dice.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: So fancy. The guys are so rich.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: Another text said the dixie cup dispenser in the bathroom.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Right, you know I could see that. Yeah.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: Well I still the gyms that have that today, I
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: still think are fancy that have mouth washing.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: This one, I think is the ultimate. Used to think
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: it was fancy, Now it's trash, says waterbeds water you
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: were so cool.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: I did think it was like fancy, like, oh, these
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: people are like freaks, sex freaks. They're so bordering sexual
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: right now, I really I realized parents did. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: that's why they got five kids.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my parents had four kids, best, both of our parents.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: Ye see, they have the little fishies in them. I
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: had a friend that like, I know it sounds so stupid,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 6: but there was like.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: Toy fish in the bed.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Was it clear?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well you could see on the side, not on
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: the top of the side, you would. Yeah, that's I
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: don't know, but.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 7: I remember when my parents got rid of their waterbed
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 7: and they were on the second floor.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: We had to bring a.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 7: Hose all the way up into the bedroom from the
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: outside to get rid of the.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: Water because you had to clean it out or change
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: out your water every whatever two years or something. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: that was you'd run it through the way which the gates.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: The whole fancy had dark house comes through you up
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: stairs window.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: I stayed at a relative's house.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: They had the water bed and the heater wasn't working
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: and they didn't realize it. So I slept in this bed.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: I was never sicker in my life. I got the
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: it got so ill from sleeping in this ice cold waterbed.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 14: It.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shouldn't be the same temperature as well?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: Do you have to heat it? I told you Newport
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: and Balboa, the words are fancy, the term visa V.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: I thought, if.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: You that term, oh.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: My god, you're a person.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Do you know what's so fancy is? Now they have
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: American Express Platinum. But when people had the American Express
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Gold card, oh my god, were you Bill Gates or
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: something like that? Do you remember like the gold card was?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Was the card second?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And now it goes up to what the black
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: card is? The black card? Remember diners Club? I thought
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: that was pretty fancy. It was like one of the
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: og credit cards.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: They had commercials with an man or somebody.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: I thought, if you're if your first name was James, O,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: my god, you're.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what young gay gentlemen do? Like they they'll
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: upsell their name when they want to.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: Be it's Michael, right, It's never Bill, it's William. Yeah.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: And then James.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: I thought, oh man, James, you're so lucky your name James.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: Fancy the anything bigger than a twin bed?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, you made it.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: I had a twin bed until I was probably twenty seven.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for a long time.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 7: And I had another thing along the lines of bed,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 7: a canopy bed.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, fancy that one for girls?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's for girls. There's like because there's a but
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 7: it was a big deal if you had when there's
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 7: posts on all the corners of the bed. Yeah, and
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 7: there's a canopy that is.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: Basically a mosquito nut around you.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Dude, basically fancy. Yeah. My mom was obsessed with sleigh beds.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're like wooden beds that kind of looked
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: like sleighs. Yeah. Was that fancy? I don't know. Well
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: those are.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 7: Still people would still have those now it's just a
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 7: style of bed.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: Can I ask a side note, why do you girls
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: love canopy beast? I remember my girlfriend which she moved
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: it into her like her apartment. Oh, I gotta have
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: a canopy.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: I have a theory behind it. Does it make you
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: feel safe like you're like a.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 7: Princess Victorian era? Like I don't know it is it's
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 7: a princess like princess fancy? Yeah, because it was like
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 7: Victorian era and castles or something. And that also meant
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 7: you have to kind of have a bigger room to
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: pull off a canopy bed too, So that meant you
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 7: had a big.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Room you have bed with fancy because you had the
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: room for it.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Do you have to have drapes on it to make
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: it fair? That's the whole point of it.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it came out of you know,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: like like the same he was saying, like Victorian area,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: but like it's a heat saver, right, you know, he
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: keeps your body heat inside better.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: You had the canopy bed in your castles, which is
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: why you had tapestries on the wall. That's what you
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: love about it. You want to be a princess, right,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: same thing along the lines of furniture, a metal based
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: table with a glass top, but the glass was tinted.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: I thought, damn special especially order that.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: I know, what else did you have, listener?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: I had?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 7: Okay, there's one more thing that I have on my
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 7: list that this is so funny. But the drink umbrellas,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 7: I thought, we're super fancy, so much so that my
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 7: dad was going on a trip once and when you
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 7: were a kid, they you know, your parents bring me
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 7: back something on a trip. And so I said, oh, uh,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 7: are you going to bring me back something? And it
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 7: was a business trip, so he was like, it's not
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 7: really that kind of a trip.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 7: And I was like, oh okay, he said, why what
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 7: do you want? I said, I was hoping I could
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 7: get some drink umbrellas and he was like okay. And
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 7: I think he went somewhere like Cleveland. No, he's not
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 7: going to a tropical destination. And he did ask for
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 7: them at a restaurant and the waiter just gave him
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 7: a handful of when he came in with like twenty
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 7: drink umbrellas for me, and I was like, oh my.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: God, well we did too. We had those little plastic swords.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I don't know whatever. There was a restaurant.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: We were like, we gotta get this sword I also
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: to fight with.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: But still, yeah, can I go back real quick because
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: I had a flashback. I'm reord about the waterbed thing.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: So when I was a teenager, I was going to
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: receive a mouth party because I was prepared, and I
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: was like, I got to show the story because they
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: never shared it before. But I was like, oh, don't worry, girl,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: I got I got a shrubberry condo. We have a waterbed,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: and I got a strawberry. Where'd you get the where'd
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: you get the waterbed from? Well, her parents waterbed, and
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: but they were out of town. So I'm all all
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: geared up, all rotten up, bready go, got the strawberry
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: on him. And then her aunt showed up out of
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: the house, out of nowhere. So then I ran into
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: the parents bathroom and I hid in the bathroom probably
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: for a good hour and a half, begging that the
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: ant didn't walk in until she left. Yeah, but did
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: you ever think like any type of condom was like
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  Speaker 1: kind of fancy because they had the toxedo condom they have.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah wait wait wait, but go back, So you put
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  Speaker 6: it on for a mouth party?
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  Speaker 5: Right? Yeah?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Because I'm a teenager, were you doing it for her benefits?
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  Speaker 10: Ye?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Strawberry? You want this?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: Does this go back to your your mom scaring you
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: into thinking any kind of sexual activity with.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, it was just like, oh, she's going
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: to do it because of strawberry. Yeah.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 7: Like Menace likes food, so he's like, how can I
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 7: make us more enticing for her?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: I would like that.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: I mean I would do it to myself, but I can't.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: I want to try it.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: One that's that is in the now is not fancy
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: is beer with foil caps. Used to have this middle
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: genuine draft I think used to have these, so it
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: was like it was a it was a pop top beer.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: One that's fancy, but they would wrap it in foil
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: on the top, so it was like to for extra
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: Cara bottle, bottle bottle, oh yeah, yeah yeah, And so
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: like in HIGHLFE these days is disgusting. I mean there
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: was a Champagne of beers or whatever, but that was
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: how they fancied it up. They put a little you
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: have to unwrap the foil then pop the top.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: I think medello still does the fall on the top.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: I don't like it. You get some like European right now? Yeah, exactly,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: and thank you to the five one. Oh.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: They reminded us that the water trucks that had the
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  Speaker 3: hanging sparkly things was al Hambra Hambra, and then then
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: the theme me and al hambur Water making Friends.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: That probably the regional night.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: Maybe that was a Northern California.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: We had somebody that texted and talked about braces, but
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't think about braces being fancy. I thought, my
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: you know my friends that had like all like metal teeth, Like,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: oh dude, they had a grill.
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  Speaker 4: It's so weird. I wanted braces before I got them.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: I wanted a retainer so bad that I would take
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: paper clips and try to make the shape of a retainer.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: I did that too.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: My sister had a retainer and I was like, lucky,
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to make one and.
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  Speaker 1: You just try to go to bed with it.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just think just to make it
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: look like a retainer.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I mean parents always get mad. They're like,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 7: you're gonna joke on, not get it out of your mouth.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: And all the kids in school that had retainers would
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: play with them and they're like just kind of yeah.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you're so lucky. But no, I had
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: perfectly freight yeah loser.
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  Speaker 5: I got real braces, and I think I used my
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: retainer a total of zero times like that.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: That went immediately, Yeah, the same. I wish I did
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  Speaker 1: wear it though, because now I gotta do this. Yeah,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: do you realize I can barely speak already. It's gonna
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: suck having it.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: I realize like how dumb we were when we were
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: kids wanting a retainer? And then did you ever have
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: the mentality? I never needed braces? Therefore my parents owe
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: me three thousand dollars. I had that mentality like.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: What the hell?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because oh you saved on this.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, you.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: Didn't have to get me braces, so you know what,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: you probably get three thousand dollars.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: I will order that orange juice. I'll do it all day.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say.
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  Speaker 11: No. Son the Woody Show, right, LA's Alternative Rock ninety
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  Speaker 11: eight seven sol Sport Spit, Jeff Ge, what's up, Jeff?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Woodie Show, Happy Thursday. Let's go ahead and
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: start with the Clippers this morning, choking it away.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 9: In the play in game, Clippers were up by thirteen
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 9: with ten minutes left, but then Steph Curry went off.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 9: Steph had thirty five. Al Horford was also cooking in
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 9: the fourth Clippers season is over and to make things
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 9: worse with the loss. The Clippers also guarantee the Oklahoma
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 9: City Thunder a lottery pick as part of that Paul
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 9: George trade.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: To be honest, it is time to blow up this team.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 9: Man Audios, Kawhi, audios, Tylu. Time to hit the reset
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 9: button for the Clippers. Now, speaking of blowing things up,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 9: it might be time for the Mets to blow things up.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Dodgers kicked their ass again yesterday.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 14: Where's more a year to set? Don't Russia and the
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 14: Dodgers blowing open.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 9: Dodgers won eight to two. Otani also had ten k's
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 9: in the win. Doyer's off today. Moving on to the Angels,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 9: Mike trot homer it again yesterday, but the Yankees scored
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 9: two in the ninth inning to walk it off against
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 9: the Halos early game to close out the series. Today
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 9: it is a ten to thirty five start from New
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 9: York and finally this morning in the NHL, Ducks and
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 9: Predators at five Kings and Calgary at six final games
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 9: of the NHL season and then the playoffs will begin.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Jeff g and that's your so Cal Sports. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you very.
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  Speaker 3: Much, Jeff Ge.
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  Speaker 1: You can move on floor right now. You can you
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: can choose something or whatever? Man, you crap in my neded,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: this might be a deal breaker and now more of
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: the Woody Show or.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: Back here on the Woodies Show. And I just had
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: a mini heart attack as I googled movies coming out
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: this weekend and they put on the Devilwaar's product too,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: But that's not coming out.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: And tell me first, you're good, Greg, You're good. Damn.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: I wait, I got to reschedule everything.
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  Speaker 5: No, Greg, I to ask you, what so this is
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  Speaker 5: the gayest thing about you, by the way, I know,
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  Speaker 5: at least I had no idea that you were some
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: mega de Devilware's product fan.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's kind of my go to. If there's
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: nothing on, I'll just throw that on. And I've seen it,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know thirty times Ya's and it's a great move.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: It's Caddy. It's Caddy. That's funny. Yeah, it's it's good.
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  Speaker 5: And I sent to you Greg, there's a there's a
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: special Devilwaar's product like outdoor activation area with a giant
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: red heel.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: I saw that and I responded, and then I got
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: the red exclamation point because you have a Android and
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: I don't think you got my message, I.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: Did you need to make a pilgrimage. A movie that
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: is coming out is The Mummy this weekend, and I
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: brought it up and MENI goes, yes, this is this
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: is be my next Frankenstein where I watch it like
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: seven hundred times. Now this true? Why? Okay?
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 16: So the main reason is the director of the moment
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 16: is Lee Cronin and the last movie that he did was.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: Evil Dead Rise. Okay, And yes, so this is like
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: a super scary version.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 16: And if you look at a trailer, it essentially looks
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 16: like almost like the Exorcist meets Evil Dead combined together.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 16: And it's just it's gonna be this body horror, just
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 16: a wild ride, and I'm super excited.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, I don't know. I think I've become that
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: person where I watch a movie once and I won't
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: watch it one hundred times like Greg. And I think
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: like when I was a kid, though, I would watch
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know, comedies and just movies over and over again.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: But I just don't do that anymore, SeaBASS, are you
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: like a rewatcher all kids?
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: And an apparent will tell you they'll watch anything a
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: thousand times. Yeah, I would have it has to be
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: something just a spectacular.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the Mummy, Greg, right, Greg, Like you get
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: obsessed with movies and you're watching like nine times.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: I'll rotate five to ten movies and that's about it.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: I don't need to just like dissecting them like looking.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: For It's just I just don't want to pay mistakes
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: or something or I know, like, oh, I'm gonna throw
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: a movie on just to take a nap, and I
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: don't want to have to pay attention.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: So I put something I've already seen.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 14: I was.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: I mentioned this, you were trying to watch The New
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Naked Gun.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: And I three times now I haven't made it.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: The movie itself is awesome.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: It's it's about a good job as you could expect first. Yeah,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: and Iam Neeson comedic genius. It's so understated.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: Forgod, Liam Wilson's in it. Yeah, I should have put
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: that together. Now. Another movie out this weekend is bus Boys.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: Was theo vonn and David Spade? Now, did you follow
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: this at all? Sea Bestes? I think this would be
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: kind of up your alleys. It seems like a like
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: an offshoot of Joe Dirt. Yeah, David Spade does.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: He's very hit and miss like he he hayes surprise
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: movies like The Other Missy or whatever it was actually,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: but he also has some absolute garbage out there, so
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: it's I don't know.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is actually in theaters, so you think, like, Okay,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: they're gonna like take your chance on it, because I
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: don't know, like comedies these days seem to just be
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: going to streaming and not going into theaters. That's been
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: the big thing where.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: It looks like he packed it with his his comedian buddies.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like I'm here for it. I mean
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: I love comedies. I wish there was more comedies in
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: movie theaters, not just do you just only watch scary movies, Benji.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 16: No, No, I watch a lot. Scary movies is a
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 16: big one that I do watch, and mainly I like
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 16: to watch them in social settings because I like seeing
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 16: other people squirm at the visuals.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: Yet another remake of The Exorcist or is that yes?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 16: So they did one a few years ago. It's called
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 16: Exorcist Believer and it did awful.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: That was the two little girls that were both.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 16: Right and spoilers. They brought some of the original actors
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 16: from the original Exorcists. Back to that movie spoiler and it, Yeah,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 16: it was not great.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: So the next one coming out is it a remake?
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 16: It is yet another reboot with a different director, but
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 16: all under like the Blumhouse name, and they did Paranormal Activity,
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 16: all that kind of all that kind of good stuff.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: Now, Sammy, is it just rom comms and Hallmark movies
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: for you? Or is there anything that you watch that
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: we would be shocked.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 7: By, anything that you would be shocked by. No, I
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 7: don't watch horror films. Yeah, no, I don't watch those,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 7: but I try to, you know, seem what, Willy likes
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 7: to watch different things other than what I like, right,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 7: he can't watch my stuff all. So I did watch
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 7: I mentioned this before, but I watched that Frankenstein movie
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 7: that Menji loved so much because he wanted to watch it,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 7: and it is so out of my realm. And thank
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 7: we watched it during the day because I found it
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 7: absolutely horrifying. I have no idea how Menji has watched
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 7: that movie over and over like you were legit scared horror.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: It's it's not even really I wouldn't call.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: It a horror.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: I'd call it more like a gothic drama.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 7: Sure, yes, I agree with you, but it's very graphic
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 7: in some of the scenes, and I'm a person who
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 7: will get nightmares like a six year old. I don't
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 7: want to watch that because I'm gonna have a nightmare
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 7: about it later, so I'd rather just not and be honest.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: Did you feel sad when Frankenstein was chained up in
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: the Little Dungeon?
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 7: I did, yeah, because no one understood him, and you're like, on,
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 7: you created him, and it's like so mean.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: Create That's why I did not like that New Frankenstein
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: because it was like it was it was so that
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 5: the plot was so thin and like everyone's a caricature
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: of like he's.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: A scientist and he's rich, so he's going to be
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: bad and mean for no reason. It was a bit
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: like I get it.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: And the monster's so strong, he could just bust out
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: of those chains, and he's so hot, and.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going to make a shirtless hot monster making out
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: with him all the time.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 16: Yeah, that did deviate from the book a little bit.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 16: That Frankenstein is not immortal and you can't speak perfect
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 16: English all the time, so well.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: You'll have to report back on the new Mummy.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 16: Yeah, okay, we'll do. We'll do also, oh so sorry
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 16: before the Mummy. Allegedly there is supposed to be the
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 16: new trailer for the evil Dead Burns.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: We have a dork alerder and I will happily own that.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: Breaking news. Greg Gory had to take a major work.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 14: Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 14: much devastation death.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 12: Woody, Woody and now back to the Woody Show.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: A reminder that Woody and Junior are back tomorrow on
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. The other fourteen of us are here
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: today doing the usual thing like Sea Bass with this
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: weekend audio.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: We'll start off with some new music in the Sea
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 5: Bess original game who disc Okay play some audio. Some
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  Speaker 5: of these will be easier than others as you're about
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  Speaker 5: to hear new music released from the artist and buzz in.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever you think you know the answer why to.
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  Speaker 12: Remind Wow, smoky answer, it's you know these are all
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 12: well actual actual musicians.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: Has to be an old person, right, It does sound
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: like your grandmother. And I can't tell if it's a
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: guy or girl. It's a good guy for sure. That
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: might be a girl there and doing that harmony and
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: he guess it's okay, stupid out is it?
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  Speaker 3: Fo good?
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: Guess that has a tone incorrect though, anybody else recognize that?
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: Anybody else? And his new Paul McCartney What Days We
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: Left Behind from the Bulls of Dungeon line his an
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: upcoming album. Why does he sound different?
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 5: Well because he's talking about all his like growing up
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: in Liverpool and I guess, you know, I guess he
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: knows he's dying soon and he's kind of it's all
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 5: about my shit. To be fair, He's led one of
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 5: the most incredible lives that everyone could ever live.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he should be fine that it's about that.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: He just had like a massive birthday party.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Olivia Rodrigo showed us Swift, Yeah yeah, yeah, But yeah,
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 5: he's had a new album.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: It's like fifty billionth album from Paul McCartney. Do you
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: know what kind of sucks? You're Paul McCartney, like biggest
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: band ever and nuclear famous around the world, and the
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: biggest thing to come out of your birthday party was
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: that Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swift talked to each other.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: But again, that's the newest thing that menace took out
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 5: of that birthday party.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: I mean that's all. I mean what I saw in
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: the news, well, exactly your feet. I'm sure that's all
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: Paul's talking about at home. It's good that they squashed beef. Yeah.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 5: I wait for the new Olivia album to drop. All right,
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: this is gonna be tougher. And this is not a
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: it's not a full song. This is like kind of
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 5: this is part of a slong song slash a teaser clip.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: Who dis Oh.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: I know Madonna.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: There you go new Madonna.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: It's her first new album and I think seven or
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 3: eight years And Confessions from the Dance.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: Floor got recently that Greg was hiding a nuclear gay secret.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 5: He's secretly a mega Madonna fan, especially with her personality
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 5: and politics.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all about exactly.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: There is major rumors that she will be coming out
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: with Sabrina Carpenter during Coachella this weekend. Major, major, major rumors.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 5: This is telling you we're hearing what what Feeds Menace
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 5: is getting right here.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: That would be that would be a pretty.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 4: Ges So who brought out j Lo the last week?
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: Oh that was David Ghetta.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, Confessions on a Dance Hard two coming out
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  Speaker 5: July third. That's a little teaser she released, do I
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 5: have to go ask? I know, Greg, you may not
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 5: be tapped into the younger gay scene, but do younger
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 5: gays really care about Madonna anymore?
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't know. That's definitely what
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: she's going for with all those dance music. Yeah, I
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: don't know, but I don't think so. It wouldn't be
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: Lady Gaga be there, probably Madonna.
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  Speaker 5: Well, is Madonna now so old that she's moved into
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 5: share territory though?
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: Where she's like.
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  Speaker 3: That's where I personally I would put her in that
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: same category. She's got to be in her sixties by now.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 5: Right, Oh yeah, it still looks great though. I'll give
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 5: you a clue and I'm sure you'll figure this out.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 5: The next to who this new music? You guys are
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 5: guessing the new artist? This is something that well, Sammy
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: will likely recognize first A.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: Dreamt exact kids.
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  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: I like it so I figured.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 5: But it's got shotguns f one fifty, it's all the
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 5: country music tropes, you know, all slightly e d M.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: There's a clue there, Menace and guesses. So it would
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: be an ed M guy doing country or both together
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: and then.
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  Speaker 4: I'll just know it's not Nelly.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: Marching hello and throw the name out stand there you go, Okay,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: the no way Pepper. Not to crap on because I never.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 5: Would, but that to me, you sounds like the most soulless,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 5: monotonous garbage formulae nonsense. Did you take country music, which
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 5: has already like been totally popified, throw E D M
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 5: on it. So there's like, there's no emotions, it's all
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 5: super compressed. There's no emotion of vocal.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: He's just listening off the mee her bobbing her head
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: as you're explaining this. Yeah, yes, let's go. And I
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: know there are no genres anymore. Anybody can do whatever
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: they want. It's just like, really, yeah, imagine in the
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: middle of E. D C. As this song is playing. Yeah,
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: I love it. Drugs all right, I am, I'm refreshing.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: He's a little bit.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 5: We'll go one more for an edition of who dis
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 5: New Music Feature. This one will probably be the easiest
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 5: number four there von all right, the easiest on account
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 5: you'll hear the lyrics.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: The other one refreshment numberfore like there's new Sublime, the
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: best who on God? Yeah, yeah, this is the easiest one.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: It's easy.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, who's that DJ part already?
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, now my thing younger people future.
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  Speaker 4: It's garbage, right, dude, he has a big I know, but.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: I mostly don't get it.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 5: Was he part of Migo slimming note? Okay, I mean
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 5: he has a similar sound. It's just it's just it's
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 5: just mumbling into an auto tune, the.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: Big depressed way.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like I'm sad.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he like a lot of his songs with
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: Drake are very popular.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 15: But maybe.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: And I just don't get it. Also, a little baby
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: was in there too. Greg wanted you to know that
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: it was unmista. What did he baby?
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 5: I know, d J College is a very nice sky
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 5: and we love him and he's he hung out with
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 5: what he needs, all lovely, but it's there's.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: A another commercial that he just did recently. I wonder
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: what the heck it was. Was he supposed to be
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: on well, he was on weight Watchers. I think they
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: his entire he has an entire second freezer that's just
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: full of benager? Another one has they said just in
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: another commercial? I'm like they're still giving him commercials.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 5: That's oh, speaking of commercials, see if you can fast
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 5: forward there to clip number six about WrestleMania. You see
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 5: that one on ye So there's a big, big this weekend, Russell. Sorry,
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 5: I almost screwed it up. WrestleMania is in Vegas for
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 5: the second time.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in two years. I heard this guy got like
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: a big voice overdio for it. You might have heard
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: a very famous person doing commercials. Let's see if you
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: can hear it right here, I don't know. On April
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: eighteenth and nineteenth, don't miss rustle Mania on the ESPN
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: app with an ESPN Unlimited plant. Okay, I mean that
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: voice sounds familiar now, it's really smooth.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just because I've I'm doing I'm not usually
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 5: listening to the commercials, but we've had so many texts
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 5: coming about if you want to hit that that that
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 5: clip again there.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: On April eighteenth and nineteenth, don't miss rustle Mania on
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: the ESPN app with an ESPN Unlimited plan. Yeah. Now,
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: I did see a lot of people texting saying they
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: were excited for the USA, so now we put it.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 5: We've played many of his commercials over the years, and
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 5: he always claims, he always says, I if there was
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: anything wrong with the commercial.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: They would let me know because there's all.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 5: These people that check it and way yeah yeah, and
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 5: if he does and if that there's a screw up,
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 5: which I don't. I haven't heard a screwed up in that.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah that that they would, they would actually they wanted
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 5: it to be that way. It does get more people
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 5: talking about it, like we're doing right now. Yeah, it's
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 5: called marketing and look into it.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: It's very calculated.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, it's always intentional and like he's like, really,
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 5: he's playing four dy chess with us, so menace to
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 5: be in all in honesty?
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: Do you know what's wrong with that?
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 15: Uh?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: Allegedly what's wrong with it? It says Russell, but I
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: mean Russell? Yeah, rusting anyways, Crow this weekend. I'll say
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: it because I did that. I remember I went last year.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: I did the recap. It's so much fun. It is.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of people there, and if you're a lady,
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 5: there's a lot of single men there like hot ones.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: Check this out for WrestleMania. Did you see what they
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: did at the Luxor? They made a belt that you
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: can drink out of. It rules so hard. Usually they'll
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: wrap the side of the pyramid, a championship belt that
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: you can wear, and then it has a little tube
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: that you can drink out. I want one so bad,
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: plastic you could probably make that dream come like a
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: fanny pack and everything. Okay, but I'm gonna be out
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: of town and they're probably gonna sell out at the
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: lux right now. First off, sorry, Second off, if anybody
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: got the plug, I'll buy it off you, please, Menace
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: at market price. I want one to That's that's a cool, right,
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: Part one of this weekend Audio featuring Yeah, I'll buy
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: a Sea Beasts. I'm not asking for free. Are you
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: scared for your safety? That's a complicated question.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: So being here today, if I say the wrong word,
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 3: I can be charged with that's a complicated question.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: So being here today, if I say, I can be charged.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: And now.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 5: We are back.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: It is the Woody Show, and it is the week
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: in audio with Sea Bass.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 5: We're gonna hear menace actually get excited, all right. I
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 5: was at the grocery store the other day, that being yesterday.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I got you a special tree because I
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: saw it, I knew you'd love it.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 5: Okay, Hello, Kitty, Sparkling Strawberry soda, so while Menace enjoys
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 5: that it's his room temperature.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: Though, sorry, I will get it. Like she's at Coachella again.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 5: She's at Hello Kitty, not just for little girls, espite
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 5: that it's a pink cat and a sparkling strawberry s.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: They just did a Bruno Mars Hello Kitty collab in Vegas,
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 1: like last weekend, it was massive to stop down too much.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: What does a Bruno Mars Hello Kitty collab look like?
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: Two cartoon characters together having fun, living life anyway, so
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: this is quite delicious.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 5: Actually, Greg, did you know that when you go into
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 5: space you can't you can't bring your little dugan with
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 5: you your dog.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: They need to change that rule.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 5: Well, that's why this little dugan was extremely excited when
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 5: one of the astronauts came back from Artemis too.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't see it. This is Christina.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 5: I think her last name is Crotch, Christina Crouch. She
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 5: gets home to her little dugan and a little golden
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 5: retriever and it is from her, you know, her doorbell camera.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: Do you think he could smell that she was? You
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: know how you're talking like smell when you're under the dogs.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: I smell the moon.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is so cool. That's so weird. She's walking
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 3: home having just been farther than everybody. That is so cool.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: I had a really random thought about the Artemists two landing. Yeah,
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: they land in the ocean, right, and then they get
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 3: picked up by an inflatable raft. Don't you think at
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 3: this day and age in the air twenty twenty six,
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: we would have some sort of like yacht or something
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: yacht like a device that extends arms out.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's just a random raft.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: So nineteen sixties, well, that's it was nasty, not SpaceX.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: That's why I know what I'm saying. It would have
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: been a nice Yeah, speA badass.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 5: In other audio news from Doorbill Cameras, this is a U.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 5: This is This falls into the category of why are
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 5: they screaming? Why are they crying?
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: The what do you show?
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 5: Original game where little kids are crying and you guess why? Yeah,
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 5: you'll hear why in this, but it's still another evidence
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 5: of why. In this case, a three year old is
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 5: just awful. He's out the outside of his dad, Hi monkey,
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 5: his mom talking.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: To him just on the camera, was talking to him
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: through the camera.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: Scared, But how did that scare him.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: Get to the top. Yeah, my god, Well his mom
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: was a ghost high monkey. It sounds like this kid
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: is from the eighteen hundred yeah six, Oh my god,
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: how did that scare him? Yeah?
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 3: Because your kids in our work Yeah yeah, door either
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 3: really young or like the ninety four year old due
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: doesn't know what?
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: Who are you talking from?
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 15: Hello?
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 1: Although it was there, I forget.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 5: I hope it wasn't me, but we were a couple
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 5: of us went through the phase where like, uh man
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 5: mascot scared us.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: So you go, like a grocery store, here's the dog and.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 3: Hyperbolic Brad.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like people afraid of the easter bunny and stuff.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I've gotta This is something I actually would
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 5: have done in college. This is from a supposed door
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 5: dash driver, and some of these videos are fake.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 5: Whatever, but this for the sake of argument, she claims
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 5: that she went to go drop off her door dash
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 5: and the person and she couldn't get inside for a
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 5: certain reason to the area she need to drop it often,
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 5: so this is what she did.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: Instead.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 15: Shout out to Colleen for not answering her phone when
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 15: I was trying to deliver her order. Because now you
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 15: just gave me some free star Bus and I'm gonna
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 15: try your order. I mean, that's kind of what you get. Like,
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 15: why would you leave your dog out and expect me
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 15: to deliver and then not answer your phone.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: That's not you.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 15: I'm not gonna go out there with your dog barking
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 15: at me. Fanti coffee frappuccino added whipped cream and mocha drizzle.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 15: Then she also gone banana bread macha.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: This is my first time drinking macha.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, Mega fired. We don't know. But here's the thing.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 5: If you just go to uber eads, yeah right, you
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 5: get fired from door dash. Oh no, but a couple
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 5: of things there. Obviously that's something that we would have
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 5: done in school, is like gotten that job and then
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 5: you know which I get Like, I mean, I think
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 5: that the proper thing to do would be so that
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 5: there's a dog behind a fence, you leave it at
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 5: the fans take a photo.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: Sorry there's a dog. Yeah, not be a bit at
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: the end of there.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 5: What if I what did I just tell you guys
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 5: that every girl in her twenties is obsessed with macha.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 6: Myer is that she saw the order she wanted to
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 6: try the Mancha so bad that she was like, I'm
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 6: not leaving this crap.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna take it.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: She made up a backstory about it.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 4: Listen how excited she was when she got to try that.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 5: How basic she was because all of her girlfriends scream
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 5: about Mancha and post about Maya and that's everything that
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 5: every twenty year old girl wants, and you're a basic.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 4: It's delicious.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a new revival. I mean, Masha's not a
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: new thing. Green powdered tea from China or whatever been around. Yeah,
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 1: Masha's hot. I love it. Yeah, every year old. Yeah,
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 1: I mean it's good.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 5: This next door dash quote trick is this is This
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 5: is obviously a sketch, but this is also something my
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 5: friends and I would have done in high school or college.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 3: Here.
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  Speaker 13: I was so broke one time, I'm downloaded the doorday
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 13: so I can be a dance. They'll set my application too,
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 13: So I got my first water chicken home and deleted the.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: L You know what. I might have did that as
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: well when I was like super hungry. Yeah, oh yeah,
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: where I told you. I shared the story where I
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 1: showed up to the wood show blood drive before I
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 1: worked for the show, just so I can get some lunch.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 4: Oh you're saying you might have done that back, Yes,
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 4: you did that.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 5: No, I would have done that right because medice wouldn't
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 5: have been that poor in door dash was around.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, necessarily I would have did it. I would have
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 1: been doing that. Yeah, oh I remember I I told
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: you that I used to sneak into the Costco. I
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: didn't have a membership. I pretend to be on the phone,
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 1: which is disconnected because I couldn't pay for it, and
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 1: I would distract the person at the front.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, oh yeah, you know, uh my mom. Yeah,
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: and then I would just go eat all the samples
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: and that would be my lunch. And the ladies that
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: would give out the samples, I will get so many
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: they would get mad at me.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 5: See here's I had heard parts of that story. I
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 5: didn't know you'd had no Costco membership.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 1: I thought you had to know no, so I would
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: have to come up with excuse to get in every day,
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: throw a flash. I didn't know like they if you
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 1: told them that you were buying alcohol, they would just
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: let you in.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 5: Wright certain states. Yeah, I'm going to the alcohol at
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 5: the pharmacy.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 1: Right, but I would always have like some weird story
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 1: to get in so I can get all the did
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: you bat a thousand?
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 3: You got in every time?
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, every time? And now before they membership cards. Yeah,
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 1: I would go ham on all the samples until the
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 1: ladies cut me off. That's not terrible idea.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 5: And now DoorDash and slash whatever drivers if you could
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 5: text in, because I would think that if you even
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 5: let's say you're a working door dash driver, you could
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 5: probably lose one out of what fifty orders.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 1: Right, and it goes down your stomach built in yeah, right,
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 1: and just claim.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 5: It was like, oh I couldn't get delivered, or we
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 5: see there's there's there's all kinds of videos where the
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 5: DoorDash driver will will put the package down at the doorstep,
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 5: take a photo, and then just grab it and leave
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 5: with it. But then that gets caught on the ring camera.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: It looks so good.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 3: You get creative when you're hungry, you know, come up
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 3: with ways when you're poor and hungry.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, to make it work.
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  Speaker 5: This week in audio, all right, so this one, this
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 5: is gonna be a menace. Excuse generator. I'm gonna lean
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 5: a menace here too. So this lady, Lee County, Florida,
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 5: she and her boyfriend are driving and they got pulled
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 5: over for going about one hundred twenty five miles an hour. Nice, okay,
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  Speaker 5: so go ahead and be thinking, be thinking of what
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  Speaker 5: your excuse would could be. I'll play the first clip.
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  Speaker 5: This is you're gonna hear her talking. You hear the
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 5: boyfriend talking from the passenger seat. So man, huh, but
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 5: this is how they start the interaction.
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  Speaker 1: Off, shut the car off.
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  Speaker 8: Why could you're doing one hundred twenty five that's what ray,
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 8: I'm not doing one hundred twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: She's not doing a.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, so that you in the passenger seat just yeah, crak, sorry,
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  Speaker 5: No you're with this lady first off, a homegrown Florida
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 5: accent from the cop there too. But then so you
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 5: pulled over one hundred and twenty five.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 1: Well you always say mechanical issue with the car, right, Yeah,
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 1: the accelerator got stuck.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 3: Or the yeah, pedometer is broken. Therefore I wasn't.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: Doing that, so you have so you don't have to
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 1: go mechanical issue that not that you weren't paying attention.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 1: You have to say mechanicals like the gas pedals to thee.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 1: Then how did you how did you stop when I
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: pulled you over? Yeah, ran out of gas.
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  Speaker 5: I set the keys in there just so I can
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 5: take a look at that. I don't know if the
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 5: nice excuse generator is firing, is powerful?
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 1: Well would you say?
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 11: Then?
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 5: All right, so you got to go not mechanical issue,
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 5: because that's very detectable medical issue. And look, I know girl,
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 5: the nuclear diarrhea, nuclear period that doesn't want anymore broke,
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 5: that's also detectable. Yeah, well she's fat in this case,
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 5: she's not that fair. But yeah, I would say, okay,
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 5: if I'm with my girlfriend, sorry, I've got to I've
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 5: got to get her to the Planned Parenthood Center because
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 5: she's she's whatever the limit is, she's like.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 1: Six days. She has an abusive father, and if he
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 1: finds out.
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  Speaker 5: Right exactly, now here's what. Okay, So it's just def
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 5: why she's driving. She's driving her boyfriend's Toyota Supra, and
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 5: when she finally gets out, this was her excuse, why
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 5: are we going so fest.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 8: Honestly, it's just because he has super that's.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 4: Why then, all right, honest and it's not my car and.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 1: It's his car and car fall. But unfortunately we do
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 1: know in the state of Florida.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 5: Super yeah, if you're going like something like thirty over
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 5: or something in Florida's automatic jail.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 14: What very.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 1: We keep I keep asking girl women like have you
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 1: ever banged a guy just because of his car? Here
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 1: we go, Yeah, yeah, I know. Sammy is always impressed
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 1: with vehicles.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's what she said that when she's down there,
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 5: like rubbing the cyber truck lag.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 7: Some day this will be mom, right especially, have to
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 7: let me drive it though, otherwise I won't put out.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: You lure that over every.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 3: Do we have more this weekend audio?
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 1: I'm sure we do. We're supposed to break though.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we are running a lot, Sammy j We'll wrap
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: up this weekend audio coming up here on The Woody Show.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show returns right after these messages, and we
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 1: are concluding this week in audio with that. One of
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: Greg's favorite activities to street takeovers. Oh yeah, he loves
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: that so much.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 5: This is where for folks who are if you're not
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 5: a teenage dirt bag and are not familiar with this,
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 5: do this. Yeah, A bunch of you and your friends
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 5: block off an intersection and hopefully in a big city,
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 5: and then you just start doing you start drifting around
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 5: the interesting.
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  Speaker 1: They changed the name though, because when I was growing up,
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 1: we call them side shows. Side shows. Yeah, that's a
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 1: good question. All these dorts on on the news call
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 1: it a street take, street take, side show.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 3: Street takeovers. Technically, I think more accurate.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 5: Because the Yeah, but it doesn't sound cool as cool
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 5: as they are. If you want to drive in the area,
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 5: guess what, you're out of luck, and then you try
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 5: to force your way through. Guess what, you're dead. Yeah,
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 5: I got ways, dude. It's cool, and there's other funds.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 5: There's side activities to the side show, as evidenced in
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 5: this video from a recent streak takeover in Rosemead.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's right.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, mom, someone gets shot. No, I don't know,
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 1: you're probably I believe yeah, yeah, you know nothing too.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 5: That's really why, because because it's like the old thing,
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 5: Like I don't want prostitution to be illegal, but I
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 5: do know that when you have street walkers in your neighborhood,
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 5: crime comes.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 1: And it follows the same thing with these side shows.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: They just wanted to take it to the next level
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 3: of cool.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 5: I guess what do you think if I okay, it's cool.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm spinning, I'm doing donuts. I could spin out
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 5: of control, hits some bystanders. That's pretty cool.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 1: But I'm really good at rift or when they have
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: the passenger like sitting outside the.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 5: Off get run and get like caught under a wheel.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 5: You can also just it's instant chaos when you throw gunfire.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 5: And by the way, it's really smart to videotape yourself
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 5: and live stream yourself at a street take over because
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 5: guess what, what you're doing as a witness is also illegal,
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 5: so you're part of the problem.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 1: And now it came out. I'm just stuck in traffic,
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 1: dog in front of me.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 3: Why not happen to be taking a walk at midnight.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 1: It's not this cool stuff. As as the gunfire started,
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 1: I left.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, I'm good. Uh.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 5: In other SWAT news, this is this is from inside
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 5: Edition doing all the voiceover because this is a chopper cam.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 5: Then that noticed something very interesting after a SWAT vehicle
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 5: caught a car that they were chasing.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 10: A chopper is reporting on a dramatic SWAT team operation.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 10: That's when the chopper pilot from CBS l A captures
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 10: the deputy scrolling through what appears to be sexy singles
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 10: away from the high stakes negotiations with the suspect in
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 10: the white car.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 5: So he's literally at the back of the SWAT vehicle,
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 5: which is of course, right up against the car that
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 5: they this is one of the office.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and he's just like another day on the job.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 5: The thing that people are realizing. Well, it must be so,
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 5: it must be so like adrenaline pact to be in
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 5: the squat team.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 1: No man deal with It's easy. I got time to
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 1: kill high speech chase.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 5: Well guess what, Greg, what good news for all involved, because,
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 5: as it turns out, he did have time to kill.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 1: Forget about swipe. This is SWAT left or right. Aspect
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 1: in the car police were chasing was found dead inside
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 1: his vehicle from a self inflicted gun chop. Yeah, so.
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 3: You're not negotiating.
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, So what am I supposed to do here? In
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 1: count bullets of down time? Yeah, come on, give the
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 1: CPR what am I supposed to be doing? Nothing happened
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 1: in that officer. I know there there was some statement
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 1: about blah blah blah. This is not the conduct.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 5: We I'm sure you don't. You don't get away with that.
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 5: You get disciplined and you know, busted Den and right.
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about I hope he found love.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 1: By the way, Morgan would fall for that dude, like
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 1: as long as he was over six ft tall in
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 1: SWAT the dead guy, the dead guy or the top
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 1: six and one.
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 3: My previous neighbor was a SWAT team member and he
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 3: was badass.
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 5: I mean, obviously I'm baddest enough to do that job,
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 5: but obviously I would hate to have to be like that,
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 5: or anything where you could be on call twenty four
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 5: to seven would suck because like what if I wanted
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 5: to have a bottle of wine?
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, and then some losers like holding up in
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 3: a liquor store.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 1: Ye, well, dude, there was this driver that was hanging
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 1: out one time. Were those people that have like diplomatic community,
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 1: that's right, diplomatic diplomatic community whatever, the guy whatever, And
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 1: he was a driver for that guy, and so he
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 1: was on call twenty four to seven. I was smoking
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 1: weed and drinking on his dock. He was like, oh,
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 1: I gotta gos. But then those license plates you don't
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: get in trouble right, No, if he was swerving all
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 1: through stop signs, do whatever you want.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 3: So he was good.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 1: F Y Pete Venice is still a joy. His hello, kiddy,
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 1: quite delicious.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 3: How do we get these diplomatic community places?
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 3: Is a throwback Thursday here on the Woody Show. It's
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 3: a weird day. Woody and Gina both out. They are
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 3: going to be back tomorrow. Actually why from their hotel room.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 3: But right now we are greeted by the one and
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 3: the only DJ, Tim Martinez.
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know what time the dude Tim, his
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 1: son hung out with me during Coachelle. He stayed at
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 1: my house. Yeah, and my wife, Spicy Nacho said, it's
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 1: like having Tim Martinez in our house. That's you know,
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 1: it's funny you say that.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 7: I was.
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Everybody says, oh my god, your son's mannerisms and
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: the way he just carries himself is literally just like
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's scary in itself, like not okay, but hey, dude,
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 1: good looking out man. Seriously, Like I mean, he supped
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 1: on my couch. Not a big deal. I mean it
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 1: is a big It is a big deal to let
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 1: somebody just in your private space. I mean, you know,
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 1: but he behaved. But dude, so I asked him, I go,
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 1: what are we going to get your dad out here?
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: And he's like, You're never gonna find that dad out
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 1: here at all. And then I see you on social media, dude.
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 1: He was at some like winery or something nice. Okay, Greg,
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 1: I know that you've tried to get me to do
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 1: wine multiple occasions.
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 11: Do what.
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 3: I used to say to my friends who are potheads,
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 3: like yeah, I don't do pot and they would laugh
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 3: and what you don't do pot, do coke?
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 1: And I was just I was put in a scenario
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 1: where I was in San Luis Obispo and and all
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, they're like, hey, we're all going to winery.
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 1: Why do I do my voice like that? Everybody? We're
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 1: going winery? And I was like, my wife's like, so
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 1: what do you want to do? And I go, well,
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 1: I mean I don't want to be that guy. I go, well,
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 1: maybe I can sneak in a flask and just go
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom and just like down some tequila. And
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 1: I just thought it wasn't cool. So I was like,
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 1: you know what, I will partake. So I went and
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 1: it was I had two and a half glasses of wine.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 1: What a rookie? But can I say.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 11: That?
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 1: Blew my mind?
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 11: Was?
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 1: Wine hits different right, it's the drunk I after two
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 1: and a half glasses of wine, I was like, Yo,
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 1: why is everything a little shady right now?
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 3: Especially in the daytime, because I imagine it was. It
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 3: was two o'clock in the afternoon, daytime wine. But dude,
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 3: it's the worst hangover, well and the worst. He doesn't
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 3: get hung over, that's what's weird.
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 1: So uh So I had my two and a half classes,
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 1: went back and did our festivities that we were doing
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 1: out there, and then I continued with beer in tequila,
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 1: and I was like, this is a bad mixture, right,
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 1: but I was ready for the morning hangover. I woke
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 1: up just fine.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 3: See it's a miracle.
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 1: But I will say, I mean, I give wine. It's
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 1: last resort for me. Really I will. But now I
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 1: can say I will. Well, they didn't let you.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 3: Back in the hood, but hopefully you and I can
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 3: do wine.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 1: You know what, I will actually do wine now with you.
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 1: My wife was making funny because she was just like, Yo,
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 1: this is hysterical because nobody has ever seen this.
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 17: And you posted in I was like, Yeah, I definitely
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 17: lost I left. Uh, I lost my uh the hood
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 17: card for sure? I probably can you get it back
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 17: though with the throwback song oh for sure?
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 1: This song coming up is dedicated to Woody and Gina. Okay,
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 1: we're going to stay in a hotel. We're doing two
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 1: thousand and nine hotel service Pitbull.
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 14: The show.
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 1: Up in the club with DJ t.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 3: Mayah Pitbull, especially for Woody and for Gina.
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, how did that feel great? Yeah? I felt it
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 1: was just suiting for the moment.
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 3: Would have made it feel better. But we'll do that soon.
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do it. And then Hart working man in show biz,
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 1: he really is. I mean he's really like doing concerus
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 1: and you would still buy a ticket to go see Pitbull. Yeah,
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 1: and he'll do anything for you too.
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 3: Well, that's good to know. We'll see you in a
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 3: week when we all reunite with the entire gang.
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 1: Yep, actually, before we reunite, we're going to reunite.
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 3: Disney at Disney. I am so are you ready?
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm born, born, ready, born, ready, I
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 1: wait for this. Yes, thank you, Tim Gea, thank you
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 1: one third of the Woody Show.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 3: Buila wouldn't approve the wood Show, and that's going to
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 3: do it for a throwback Thursday here on The Woody Show. Yeah,
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 3: Woody and Gina both live again with us tomorrow. They
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 3: will be in Baton Rouge by that point. Today it
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 3: was kind of a redemption MENACE's Secret Game. Yes, the
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 3: new and improved version.
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 5: I like it.
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 3: I think it'll be coming back in the future. Yes,
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 3: thank you, although we might need a little bit of
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 3: time to recover. Talked about some things that seemed fancy
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 3: when you were young, but in retrospect not that fancy.
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 3: This week in audio courtesy of Sea Bass that was
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 3: always fun. Tomorrow on the show, like I mentioned, and
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 3: Gina back live with us with some headlines, talking about
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 3: some secrets and Friday fail stories, and of course the
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 3: DUIQ and so much more. The giveaways for the takeover
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 3: at Disney California Adventure Park continue today and then tomorrow.
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 3: Remember we have the ticket window opening up, so we're
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 3: giving away a ton of tickets on The Woody Show
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 3: and then all throughout the day tomorrow after the Woody
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 3: Show on All ninety eight seven it's five packs on
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 3: the fives, five after, fifteen, after etc. So if you
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 3: haven't gotten your five packs yet. Your chances are still
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 3: very much alive. But again, it's happening Monday, so it's dwindling.
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 3: Time is running out, So we'll catch you back here
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 3: tomorrow on The Woody Show. And remember, if love is blind,
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 3: there wouldn't be lingerie. That's true, all right, We'll see
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 3: you here tomorrow on the Woody Show.
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 1: A quit this bitch,