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- 0:00Mm hmmm. Oh that was disgusting those kinds of things, but not anymore.
- 0:31What the fuck? Just a little more. I want to try some
- 0:36ship, but that ain't one of them. Another one, another one,
- 0:40thank you, a little bit more, absolutely, look at that might get
- 0:47it. It's a little closer, thank you. I ain't about to hear
- 1:04me like around this bitch. Instead of holding your eye, coold paper,
- 1:08til and ship on my fucking ear, she said, put a little barocks
- 1:12out of it. It's just let it work. Why why why is this
- 1:19a thing? I'm so confused? Why is that a thing? Y'all?
- 1:27So I just saw a picture on on on the Twitter of a vape slash
- 1:34butt plug who wants to smoke ass with the caption, so you're hitting it
- 1:41from the back. That ship to a whole nuther level was hit baball nothing
- 1:49but all the smoke. I don't want to smoke no ass. I mean
- 1:55I'm gonna smoke ass, to smoke some dirt weed like that. That's not
- 2:01what they meant when they said this weed is ass. So that's a loud
- 2:09pack. Oh Jesus gross, Oh didn't give a little mm hmmm. Now
- 2:21you got to taste of corn in the back of your throat. Clown.
- 2:25With that being said and walked right the Welcome to this week's episode of Wine
- 2:32and Audacity the podcast. I'm your host, brainds the card, and I'm
- 2:37joing by two of my people in the world. Help me, God,
- 2:42how are you feeling this week? I'm afraid to ask. I'm here,
- 2:45you're here, I'm here here, I'm here. What about you? A
- 2:49a ron smoking as smoking on their loud pack. That's too loud. It's
- 2:59think too, that's too loud. That's Tasha Smith laid. That's real.
- 3:05I gotta save that because that's gonna be a spoiler without context. Have you
- 3:09ever been seeing supposed I've been doing? Yes, Oh my god, I
- 3:14turned around and did one right behind you with the means for it ain't nothing
- 3:17going on but during I can't. I can't. So you love that?
- 3:34Niggas tragic? Mm hmmmm oh ship Yeah. So to new week. Good
- 3:43morning, New week, Mary and y'all, happy happy Wednesday and and whatnot.
- 3:47I'm still recovering from vacation. Nigga is hot outside. It's very hot
- 3:54outside. Imagine how I felt in Jamaica last week. Bang known dam Look
- 4:02I should have went new bitch, because these lines from the bathing sit is
- 4:05disrespectful. You know what? They liked him like this, not the wings
- 4:13in the ad. Frar, my guy, that's what I felt like outside
- 4:15and that fucking heat all right, sizzle, crackle and pip yo. She
- 4:23called her pussy the sizzler that could be taking more than one way, My
- 4:27guy, you can eat. You're right, you're right. I was over
- 4:35there first. So when Aron said that I had just took a step off
- 4:43off of Malamosa, it had and wanted to respond, you should have spent
- 4:47on his ass like I did a couple of weeks ago. No damage,
- 4:50No, that's yours, not mine. First of all, I said,
- 4:54always bringing up bull ship, you don't boot, and then the stuff,
- 5:00Hey, I ain't gonna lie to you. When we was walked the look
- 5:02on the day, I was like, I was about to ask you what
- 5:04the fun happened to your leg? And I was like, oh, I
- 5:05remember you remember I got this big disrespect for his skull in the back of
- 5:11my leg. It's so good. I thought somebody tried to, you know,
- 5:14try to do something to you. Then I was like, oh,
- 5:15yeah, that's right. She fell off the damn step. I fell up
- 5:18just that first of all, bitch, and not off them. Like my
- 5:20aunt tell the story, I fell off the porch. That's what she said.
- 5:27I fell off the porch. I didn't fall off the porch, ma'am.
- 5:30I'm so confused right now. I'm just saying, this is what happened,
- 5:36called me your pussy. The sizzles the ship right though. But these
- 5:41kids don't know what that sizzle used to be all you can eat restaurant.
- 5:43Bro. They don't. They don't know nothing about that right there. Off
- 5:46for rue party, know nothing about that before it became a checkers. They
- 5:49need to bring a sizzler back. No, just the laundromat Wheah, that
- 5:58Sudsville, that Subsville right there, yeah across from yeah, across and I
- 6:01when was that a sister? Yeah? The only mind you when I was
- 6:08a kid, I wasn't over that way. We was in the park,
- 6:10so it was on forty. I just can't remember exactly where it was.
- 6:13I thought it was no no, no, you know what that was.
- 6:15I was about to say it where Chick fil a is? No that chick
- 6:19No. I thought it was chili no celebrate because the Shirley's was where I
- 6:27was. That Shirley was next to Burden Game. Oh it was that was
- 6:33hot. And now that one with Sudsville, Yeah, I think that it
- 6:39happens right there. Get the fun out of here. But that happens next
- 6:42to the Sudsville and all of it is a Subsville and it's a Subsville wash.
- 6:46And then I happened next to it, but down you never he packed
- 6:50and them of course because it's another place to go to wash up, wash
- 6:54your comfort in your curtains. And then and then smaller comft this Washington but
- 7:01not my big one was about to say no. The only CIS I remember
- 7:06was the one of rices Town Road up the street from the plaza. Yes,
- 7:10it was the false staff in breakfast twn. Yeah, where the market
- 7:14is where the Giant used to be at it's something else now. And then
- 7:17the sister was like in front of it. That's that was a Jewish shooping
- 7:20market. It was a Giant at point Giant was done by the Giant was
- 7:25safeway. It was something else was Gewish market. That was that was that
- 7:30came on the parking line by itself. Yeah, I thought that was a
- 7:34safe way or something. It used to be a Safe Way, but that
- 7:36that was George and this was a George market. Yeah you crazy, and
- 7:42that it was I forgot what it's called down seven market. I think it's
- 7:46still seven. They changed it again, turned it out. I ain't never
- 7:48seen that bit open now I go past it. That's how I felt about
- 7:53the place on forty that they turned after they redid their whole shot right,
- 7:57and then they closed and it it's called Global something, Global something market,
- 8:03an Asian market before they got everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So
- 8:05I used to go into one of security Soul Plaza before they closed that one.
- 8:11I think the Church then bought their whole par now set the characters Freedom
- 8:13bought that whole side now, but it was the Asian market over there,
- 8:18and then some other stuff nail salon and food places and all that on the
- 8:22one side shot out to Tear and Dedre. They had their little shop right
- 8:26there in the Soul Plaza. Yeah. I used to be in that shop
- 8:28every day. And I went in the market one day out of Curryosity because
- 8:31Tray's barbershop was right outside of Soul Plaza on that side of Security mall,
- 8:37and I just wanted to go over there one day just to see what they
- 8:39had, and it smelled like wolf pussy over there was awful because they had
- 8:43a lot of fresh fish and stuff over there. They had sharp relays and
- 8:48after puss, and they had all kinds of stuff in there that you would
- 8:50not see anywhere else. But I always was told it's they are the best
- 8:54places to go to buy your fresh vegetables and seafood. It's always the produce
- 8:58inside. Asian Markus are always using the freshes show. And I went to
- 9:01the one on forty by Walmart sometimes h H Mart. I went, it's
- 9:09a super h Mart. Oh no, I'm not saying what. Yeah,
- 9:15no, But I went to h Mark by the Walmart on forty to get
- 9:18egg roll rappers because I couldn't find them in the market. I normal would
- 9:22get him from like Giant or something. Giant had any and that was the
- 9:24next closest market. I went there and Uh, their prices aren't bad,
- 9:28and I actually got more egg roll rappers in the pack I got out of
- 9:33that motherfucker for the same price. I egg roll rappers for days. I
- 9:37was just making everything in the fucking egg rolls. We had dessert egg rolls
- 9:39and breakfast egg rolls and we was I love me a good egg roll.
- 9:43When I was in Georgia, it was they had the super h Mart.
- 9:48That's where That's where Bud went and got her. That's what Win got.
- 9:52Win got this whole catfish show, like big big dumb ass like fresh catfish
- 9:58its longest, Brandon little a little piece right here and he came through the
- 10:03dude like cut them like cut the head off of it and everything and got
- 10:07it. Yeah, got it it for not a fish camera. Yeah,
- 10:13they was doing for you at the counter, for you at the counter.
- 10:16But she she left everything like she just she just let them take the head
- 10:20off and take the head off on the fence and like the side fence and
- 10:22she like stuffed it well and ship like and put that bitch and had that
- 10:28bitchion and it was like, oh, okay, I want to try it.
- 10:31I came across the recipe, uh jumber jumba like stuff catfish. I
- 10:37want to try that. It looked amazing. I watched her make it.
- 10:39It looked really really really really really good. Yeah, she just like made
- 10:43the jumble and put it in between the catfish and fry dish. Baby that's
- 10:48why I'm bake big now. No, but like that's okay. They liked
- 10:52my big bake in Jamaica. How we been you know what I'm saying,
- 10:56But how we were just sitting here talking about like all the ship there,
- 10:58all the swords and ship that used to be that's not that's not there now.
- 11:01And it's like I realize, like because I want them bring shoones back.
- 11:05I used to love Listen. Got him in Georgia and stuff because years
- 11:11ago when we went to Trey was a little little. His grandmother insisted on
- 11:15taking him to Disney World and won like he was gonna remember any fucking thing,
- 11:18but whatever, And we stopped passage for a grandparent. Hey, I
- 11:22get that. And it was a bus trip and we stopped at Georgia.
- 11:26Yeah yeah, but we left at night, so we slept the majority of
- 11:28the trip and trade was like a year Lesten to yo. I fed him
- 11:33when we got on that bus and put his hands a sleeping me and him
- 11:35was in the chair and knocked the fun We woke up. He was almost
- 11:39in Georgia. We stopped at showing these for breakfast and they had a breakfast
- 11:43buffet and I hate buffet breakfast eggs there fan fucking tastic. I think they
- 11:50used real eggs. I don't know. David was fantastic. I fucked their
- 11:54food up and showes and guess what I did. Got back on the bus
- 11:56and went back to sleep to we got the Florida he speaking, and then
- 12:00I went to when we got the Florida Miss Yeah, you know what one
- 12:05is. It's it's somewhere in Pennsylvania. But I want to go to the
- 12:11armist farmer's market. So my aunt and my aunt after, so you know,
- 12:16I ain't gonna turn down on food. Back back on June weekend,
- 12:18I went for the day I was off for JUNI tef. I went to
- 12:20go check on my aunt. She gave me the blues about apparently not coming
- 12:24around. She said, who is this stranger at my doorbody? You know
- 12:28I hate that ship BB Yeah, she said, I was thinking about you.
- 12:31I knew just by the way you just said that. Look at who
- 12:35it is? It You forgot you had a family because you don't call nobody.
- 12:37I said, don't they always tell you like that? I didn't say
- 12:41it. I love because I'm actually scared of my my mother's sisters. But
- 12:43I was like, the phone work both baby like that like their sister,
- 12:50because I get that the one who was the most like her was all Ringreen
- 12:54took this ship out of me. That was my girl. I'll tell you
- 13:00what she said about that later. But we let me because you're about to
- 13:05tell me some ship. Let me read. We have plans to go to
- 13:09this buffet somewhere out in Pennsylvania. We went actually on fourth of July weekend.
- 13:16I think it's the Arms. It's somewhere. It's like an hour and
- 13:18a half from her house up like between like York and Harrisburg. That way.
- 13:24Mem old people was up and they was in there. I believe it.
- 13:26I got she said, Brandy, don't eat something. Whe I told
- 13:30her, I said, come hang out with y'alls. And my uncle he
- 13:31in his eighties now. He keeps the thumbstat on the house at about eighty
- 13:35five because he always cold. She was there. Yeah, so it's to
- 13:39the point where she can't sleep in the room with him no more because he's
- 13:43always cold. So she goes down. That's sound like my grandparents before my
- 13:48She's literally surrounded by like four different fans. She said. She sleeping on
- 13:50the couch because it's too damn high. We was there for Thanksgiving dinner last
- 13:54year. I was sweating like I was like, I was outside, like
- 13:58you was sweating like horn Church in November. Yeah, oh my god,
- 14:01she was. I wanted to open the windows for something, but he paid
- 14:05the mortgage. So I mean, I guess she said, I'm gonna sit
- 14:09here, eat my god damn food. That's what you said. So I
- 14:11asked her what they were doing on June seenth weekend or not the day of
- 14:16Junie team, because I went over there because I was in town. Yeah,
- 14:18and she was like, oh, you know nothing. You know,
- 14:20just came back from a day party for old niggas. Not a day party
- 14:22for old niggas, the Senior Center. You know, we went down there.
- 14:26My aunt is seventy, my uncle was eighty four, eighty five.
- 14:31And I said, I said, on BB they got day parties for old
- 14:35niggas. She said, yeah, it's them, the Senior Center. You
- 14:37know. They played, played a little house music and motwn stuff we used
- 14:41to. She said, she was like, just an ordinary day whatever.
- 14:46They danced too hard to that that. I got player, I got my
- 14:52playlist in the car. I was just ninety five. Like, I heard
- 14:54you say he was probably listening to Al Green or something, you know,
- 15:00the Temptations or something. But she was like, yeah, no, we
- 15:01just came from a Junie Chief day party for old niggas. You know it
- 15:05was it was, it was a good time. I looked at her like
- 15:07girl, she said, what it was a day party for for old niggas.
- 15:13I love Hell. You better be careful your mother. Her sister's a
- 15:16great name. You may be careful because she might. She might put you
- 15:18on some ship you Thinkga said, you always go with it. It's a
- 15:22day I don't want to go to day parties. I like part with old
- 15:26his They be fun like you, not you, my daddy. Smell like
- 15:35curds. You're calling no war? Oh mild you know you did? You
- 15:41know you did? George now smell like hot for oh John. I'm going
- 15:50home to watch the episode of Marty like my name is g last name in
- 15:56the take. I man, you used to go up to Jersey in the
- 16:03summer to go to my girl grandmother's house. She used to live by the
- 16:06men in factor Morristown, and she used to have all sorts of tussy and
- 16:11Mitchell and all sorts of Baby. Let me tell you from the house branded,
- 16:15She said she couldn't say her it was branded. I sweat like a
- 16:18grown ass man. Tussy never done a goddamn thing for me. I don't
- 16:25give how much I've rubed that ship under my fucking arms. I was busting
- 16:29off, sweating, like I need to go in here and take another shower.
- 16:30But this is an I can't do, no Tussy. I am at
- 16:34the age now where I have to doubt myself in baby powdered to leave the
- 16:37house in the summer. Listen, you know, like how to crack heads
- 16:41be down in lexing the market. But yes, my mama used to do
- 16:45that back one day my sister, no shade, my mama used to do
- 16:48that. But baby, let me tell you something no naady been talking about.
- 16:52That's been our episode for this week. Oh I'm still drunk from Jamaica.
- 16:59I'm I'm meant to ask you how do lunch go? You know he
- 17:04didn't take off as launching straight down. The episode title is a strong breeze.
- 17:15I was about to say this tier breath makes me feel fun went through
- 17:22the jazmine in my mind. I hate you and I'm gonna safe for the
- 17:30record that this will probably be one episode that I'm going to take the context
- 17:33out of so you won't know why it's called some of a strong breeze,
- 17:41but we know why it's called strong breeze. So shout fixing Jesus? Why
- 17:55why they like so? Why do I hear puts us a baby and the
- 18:02door? Oh the yeah, I'm sorry I asked, you're not. Oh
- 18:18you know, I still care. I still care. Don't know the fuck
- 18:23you don't? What's the sensor going going? Now? Swear who they got?
- 18:33Damn ro Insley. I'm pissed. I didn't get to see as Alex
- 18:37Eisley at the ad fram that fraand was my birthday weekend. I saw Alex
- 18:41Eisley in concert and I didn't get to see her. And I know how
- 18:45good you said she was. It's just it's to have to be a Drew
- 18:48hoopwalk with all them niggas, So I didn't go. She puts on such
- 18:52a great live show. Have you listened to her music before? You should
- 18:55be some stuff. I love alexider mm hmmm. So when we said good
- 19:00live performances, were talking like jee Scott live performance I've seen Joe Bo four
- 19:06times. I've seen three or four times. We didn't seen Jill at Lee's.
- 19:10Yeah, I love me some jelly from Philly me too. She's so
- 19:11soft. Oh that's right, because this nigga got the media in person.
- 19:15I had a fan girl so fucking bed this nigga jealous. She's so soft.
- 19:22Oh do they just deliver my motherfucking package? I think they did.
- 19:25I'm been waiting on that Brandon, you know the baggage, that ship that
- 19:32you like all the way up, Dude that got forty settings. I told
- 19:38you to own my business, bitch, forty settings like three lights and like
- 19:44two LEDs. Stay o my business, bitch. Oh I can't. I
- 19:52won't stay the funk out my business. Eric, It's okay, That's all
- 20:00I'm gonna say. I don't know, but I just don't know. But
- 20:04no, but I do want to go to Amish Market, Amish Amased Buffet
- 20:08because I saw the guy. Yeah, he paid like eleven dollars for breakfast
- 20:14and then he just went He just went up, went back up front and
- 20:15paid for lunch, and lunch was like a lot of fucking food. I
- 20:21was sitting here like damn man that ship first too, because they there was
- 20:23farm farm from farm to the table. I mean, have you been to
- 20:30like a farmer table restaurant before? Yeah, you took us to one.
- 20:33Well not Aaron, he wasn't. I don't think they had came back in
- 20:36town yet. Well damn all right, you weren't here. I don't think
- 20:38you had moved back yet. But me, you and Ron and my and
- 20:44Auntie went what farmers something farmers and distillers? No, what was it?
- 20:49Farmers? Fishers and bakers. What's the other one? It's like three of
- 20:53them right for it's something farmers. You took us too down and founded farmers.
- 21:00That that was that's farming table, right, That was really the table
- 21:06I think, But that's the one you took us to, founding Farmers.
- 21:07We went to that one and we sat outside on the patio and had the
- 21:11fried green tomatoes and the corn bread and the skillet, and we had a
- 21:17bunch of different stuff. It was really really good, very fresh. Everything
- 21:21was fresh. Mamy got that no which the plots are called no jack noki.
- 21:26Yeah, I like now, I like noki. She got some kind
- 21:30of noki the head like chicken and something else in it. That was really
- 21:33really good. I liked. I can't remember what the hell out hed we
- 21:36was eating. Look, we was eat each other food. We don't know,
- 21:37I don't know. But yeah, we had a day out and we
- 21:40went down there and it was really nice because we went too far from the
- 21:42waters with the breeze and stuff, and the drinks were good. We didn't
- 21:45making another day of that. That was fun. That was fun. And
- 21:48what was the other one you took us when it's not six million degrees top
- 21:52one? We went to me and you my auntie. It was something up
- 21:57on the rooftop. We was over the water down Potonac that we went.
- 22:02I can't remember the name. Oh no, the founding Farmers we went to
- 22:07was was in Potona was that part? But the other place you took us
- 22:10to I think was down their way too. It was like a rooftop we
- 22:12was up on like a It was on a balcony and something to overlooking the
- 22:17water. So that's the I forget the name. It's one of my favorite
- 22:22hotels. It's it's the it's the Marriott and Bethesda that rooftop. I forget
- 22:26the name of the bar. I forget. It's really nice the Marriott and
- 22:30Bethesta, they have a rooftop bar. He was not that one. No,
- 22:33this one. He didn't go. It was just me and you mind
- 22:36Auntie, because we come back because I was like, my trust, something
- 22:40was going on with my car, so we had to switch to your car.
- 22:42We went to Bethesta. Yeah it was a rooftop bar. Yeah,
- 22:47hold on, let me look at that. But we were on the water
- 22:49and we were right on the water. No, we went for brunch.
- 22:52It was just me and you. That's a different restaurant. You remember the
- 22:56name of it. What the what? What did we have to eat?
- 23:02I can't remember the name of it. May we went to the restaurant.
- 23:03The rooftop bar was that. We went to the winery and like, that's
- 23:07not what I'm talking about because Key was with us that dad when we went
- 23:10to the shops. No, but one day it was just me, you
- 23:12mine, Auntie and we went to the place you took toy and I'm down
- 23:17there too. It was called and we were out on the It might not
- 23:22have been a rooftop, but it was out on a deck. We were
- 23:25out on the deck. We were right looking overlooking the water, and I
- 23:27cannot remember the name of the place. So the rooftop bar was called hip
- 23:32Hip Flask that I remember, like, yeah, look at these pictures.
- 23:36I like that. It was. It was all like it was a beautiful
- 23:40day. Yeah, we didn't go we didn't sit outside. We sat inside
- 23:41and this outside for like five or ten minutes. But we mainly we went
- 23:45out and took pictures. Yeah, we didn't stay outside. But the place
- 23:48I'm talking about, me, you Mine and Auntie set round. He just
- 23:52revealed the museum. It was real nice. It was. It was a
- 23:56really nice place. And then we did come we can't make a switch cars,
- 23:57and then we went to but that was the walked around and stuff down
- 24:03there, my favorite bar. I haven't been to it all. Actually this
- 24:04year I need to go. Uh Bar DuPont aka Doyle. Oh yeah,
- 24:08that was nice. Oh they changed they changed it years ago. I still
- 24:12call the Bar DuPont. I don't remember them changing it now. I remember
- 24:15going there. We went for your birthday one year and Iti and then matter
- 24:21of fact, we have the same day, the same day that we went
- 24:25to the place that I'm talking about, we went to Bar DuPont Mede,
- 24:29You Mine, Auntie the same day we left the place that was beautiful.
- 24:36I could remember where it was that was so nice. That was because the
- 24:40Davy chose to go. It wasn't too high. It was like perfect.
- 24:44The breeze was blown off the water and so they sat on the root that
- 24:48it had brunch. Fantastic, fantastic. I am the king of like going
- 24:53to out of the way spots when I go out, I like, I
- 24:56don't like being in the mix. It's probably till my name, you know
- 25:00how I don't like. I like going to like out of the way spots.
- 25:03So like it's actually called Jeweler's on the Patoma. They changed the name,
- 25:07but it used to be called up until recently it was Cave forty four.
- 25:11This Jeela's on the Potomac. I mean that brunch is I understand what
- 25:15you understand what was really really good? Understand what she's saying because it's like
- 25:19because we shared advertisers that we all got on trees, yeah, and Moses
- 25:23and all this stuff like doing door that'sh and s just like I discovered all
- 25:26like I discovered like new restaurants and stuff, and it's like, bro,
- 25:30I ain't even know this is all the way down here it's like, yeah,
- 25:33we're gonna come back. Yeah, we're definitely coming back, Like I'll
- 25:37come back. And it's like, oh yeah, that fool that's good though.
- 25:41I like that. So that's that's the bar hip Flask. Yeah.
- 25:45Yeah, it's the little Indian Bard that I kept going I mean on Indian
- 25:49restaurant that I kept going to. It's down there. It's the do NFL's
- 25:52point. It's like right off for sure? Is that stually, I don't
- 25:56want to say, what's the what's the what's the cross street? Alisander?
- 26:00Like we're going down You're going down to Alisander, but it's Central not Carolina.
- 26:07Is it after the Whole Foods? Yeah, well that moved. That's
- 26:11one Central and alis did move the Whole Foods. It is bigger. I
- 26:15rolled past the elevator after after a J was born was born to dated me
- 26:22and he went to the hospital to see a J. I wanted the damn
- 26:26Cornby and they put it like that. They put it atmans down Harvey East.
- 26:32Yeah, down Harvey's off of Oh god, what is the side Street's
- 26:37back closer to the water, But it's after you pass Whole Foods and all
- 26:40of that stuff, like going towards n girl, I think so, yeah,
- 26:44it's awful. It's awful. One of the Oh god, I forgot
- 26:47the name of the street, but it's down Harvey EA's and it's back there
- 26:51with the Saint. You ever been to the same line this down Harby East.
- 26:53It's just all sand that's right on the water. They got little bards
- 26:56and they have like little pop up food and stuff. Then there only been
- 26:59once. It's really really nice. Okay, yeah, I see this is
- 27:00this is amans Deli Harbor Point. Yeah, it's right there. We me
- 27:04and Key I was like, I want me a damn corn beef up.
- 27:07And everything was closed righty because it was a Saturday, like, everything was
- 27:11all right closed, so like admins and all that. We had missed all
- 27:12of that, so I'm not the other Edmonds was already closed, Lindy's everything
- 27:18was closed. So when I looked it up it said that one was open
- 27:22late and we rolled down there, and uh, it's really nice in that
- 27:27area because everything is right by the water. It's so many little spots down
- 27:30there that people don't realize that they're there. Mm hmm. So it's it's
- 27:36I'm saying it. I got the stract y'all was drinking that. I saw
- 27:41how big that new Whole Foods is there? Yeah, I went in there
- 27:45randomly. My barber asked me that Whole Foods is the place we got the
- 27:48They got the little buffet in it right there, we got food from before.
- 27:51I mean it's it was one day. Well he was out Columbia because
- 27:57Brandy got us some damn pickles and little pickles Critian cornishans I was called them
- 28:07a little brand of these are little pickle, little sweet because I tried to
- 28:14buy the ones in the jar. They don't taste the same. They don't
- 28:15taste same, they don't hit the same. It's the ones from the little
- 28:18but they had like no, if you go down there like they have a
- 28:22little they have a bar errand that has different kinds of pickles, olives or
- 28:26I'm not an olive fan. I'm not a fan. So you would have
- 28:30liked the ones that the food and Wine fest I told you we went to
- 28:33in June fall and Sherry's birthday. They had a place there they had olives,
- 28:40fresh pressed olive oil and different with different flavorings to it and some other
- 28:47stuff. So she had samples out and it was olives, the olive oil
- 28:52mixed with bosomac vinegar. Mm, now I like it. She said it
- 28:55was a good marinade. So she had marinade. But I'm still not a
- 28:59fan of olives. I drink hag on my fat ass, I drink.
- 29:03I drink the fucking marinade, Like, oh, this is tasting, this
- 29:06is nice, this is nice. And I gave Mom and them the olives.
- 29:10I ain't like the isles and stuff and her Auntie and over like where
- 29:12do you get this? Because it was in line for the wine. I
- 29:15was like, I'm gonna check a couple of vendors while y'all waiting, and
- 29:18I bought everybody one bait. Will you get these? Take my spot line,
- 29:22I'm going back over there. But anyway, I was saying it to
- 29:26say that they got the little olive balling bar and there it was all different
- 29:30kinds of pickles, uh, different kinds of olives. Brandon and have given
- 29:33has given me so many different kinds of olives. He tried to give me
- 29:37the blue cheese one then like those. He had the garlic stuff ones one
- 29:40day, and you know how I feel about garlic love garlic couldn't I've been
- 29:45into him. It was like, I'm just gonna eat this flo over garlic
- 29:47here. Who want this? Damn? I can't get paid if the taste,
- 29:49I don't know what it is. I'm trying to think how to describe
- 29:53it. It's just really weird. I don't know. It's like it's like
- 29:56somebody but I don't think. And he'd be like this ship, I don't
- 30:00want this. It's like, and I'm going to try anything. Brandon has
- 30:03me trying all kinds of different kinds of food, and that's my back,
- 30:08big bitch. But like I would eat rust sprout until Brandon made his some
- 30:15one day and I tried his and they were fantastic. So I went to
- 30:17the store. Man. In fact, I got something in my dad refrigerator.
- 30:18Right damn. Now that's what Brandon did. That's how you got me
- 30:25half tasted of them. And I was like, I got this is the
- 30:30thing, and I know it's not just me and the words of my cousin
- 30:33Nad. Here's the thing. Growing up, I was traumatized off of a
- 30:38lot of food because of the way it was prepared. So like I hated
- 30:42cabbage, I used to eat peas, I had peas in a long time,
- 30:48Trey. Grandma used to make peas all the time. But she used
- 30:49to make peas, and then she would make these bomb ale scalloped potatoes,
- 30:52so I used to mix them together. Fantastic. But anyway, my I
- 30:57was traumatized off a lot of stuff because of the way was prepared. So
- 31:00like my aunt would make cabbage, but she made cabbage stew. So back
- 31:03then I didn't like tomatoes or onions or nothing like that, so I wouldn't
- 31:06eat it. Damn big get back early she with cabbage suit. Now I
- 31:11might eat that ship because I can use it. But anyway, and then
- 31:15like a little used to boil her Brussels sprout, so I couldn't. I
- 31:21never liked them because they were soil. It's a texture thing. Yeah,
- 31:25And then like okra, I couldn't eat. I still I'm not really still
- 31:27a big Like when Brandon BIG's gumbo and it's okra and the gumbo I can
- 31:30eat it like that because it take on the flavor of everything else. So
- 31:33I'm good again. My mom used to buil okra so I couldn't eat it.
- 31:37To cook okra from from money, and I used to put tomatoes cut
- 31:45the slime. I don't remember her doing it, so I was disgusting.
- 31:48I wouldn't eat okra. What else would I eat growing up? For beef?
- 31:56You know what's weird? I don't I like raw carrots cook. I'm
- 32:00okay on it depends just baby carrots, I said. I started eating,
- 32:07like eating like the cook carrots because that's what like. Sometimes that's the vegetable
- 32:13for my for my kids. Yeah. So but what they did. What
- 32:15they do is they mix it with like some butter and some brown sugar,
- 32:19so the carrits don't actually taste like carrots at that point. Now, sweet
- 32:22potato please, that's how you know what rudebaker? You'll ever had a route
- 32:28baker before? I don't think I have. So. Back when I was
- 32:30with the nigga who gave my son and for his DNA, we used to
- 32:37that's better than a big taty bitch, you right, see growth, So
- 32:43we used to. His grandmama used to live in VA. We would go
- 32:45visit his well. Both his grandparents and grandfather is deceased now god rest is
- 32:50sold up. Was my homie. But I was staying there one day and
- 32:54she had cooked and stuff and I fixed me a plate, and I thought
- 32:57it was sweet potatoes. I put on my plate and I was tasting them,
- 33:00like all these peo potatoestes different. They good, I thought because they
- 33:01had white sweet potatoes in the country, so that's what I thought it was.
- 33:07But it tasted like a combination of sweet potato and carry. So I
- 33:12was like, oh, this is good. So my other well his cousins
- 33:15come over and she's like, oh, Seanna, you like Rudy Bega too,
- 33:17That's my favorite. And I was like, Rudy ham what And she
- 33:21was like, that's what you eat. And I was like, oh,
- 33:22Ship okay. So from that day forward, like if they would go down
- 33:25there and I wouldn't go. His grand it was good as ship stole him
- 33:30to this day. And I got it, honestly because apparently my grandfather like
- 33:34him cheering. My stepmother used to bring him someth bag from Virginia to every
- 33:37time she came back out. But it's like a lot of stuff I was
- 33:40traumatized from because sprouts. We used to just just I was like, but
- 33:50some onions and some baber I fouled. I tried to follow the recipe you
- 33:54did with the but I used bacon instead of the because you used to uh
- 33:59chatter write. So I had bacon and I was like, I'm not going
- 34:00back to the fucking store. I made him like I make my cabbage.
- 34:05So I fried the bacon, took the bacon out and just salted them with
- 34:07the bacon grease, some onion, some garlic. Oh god, what's the
- 34:15season I used. I got this brown sugar bourbon seasoning from McCormick. I
- 34:21put that in there and some honey and I browned him on the stove first
- 34:25and the bacon greasing. Then I added everything to him and stuck them business
- 34:29in the oven under the brawler. I fucked them. Damn Brussels spouts up
- 34:34me. I was like, look, I need to get chance since you're
- 34:36a picture. And then he was like mine, what's that? Because I
- 34:40had made him broccoli or something suffer because made him so he was like,
- 34:46man, what's that on your plate? And I was like Brussels sprouts and
- 34:50he was like, I said you want to try it? He was like,
- 34:52yeah, I'll give it a try because you said I need to try
- 34:53stuff if I tell you I don't like it, So I said okay,
- 34:55So he I put one on his one of like two small ones on his
- 34:59plate. Right, he takes his plate going by his business. He can't
- 35:01make downstairs. He won't say, uh, Mom, is it any of
- 35:06those left? Because they was kind of good. I said, tray,
- 35:08it's just like baby cabbages. He was like, really, so is it
- 35:14any of those left mine? Because I said, trade, it's a few
- 35:17left in the bowl. Okay, thanks, mom? Did you put bacon
- 35:20in his? Mom? Mom, you're such a good cook. I think
- 35:24dad thinks he can cook like you. But dad can't cook like you.
- 35:28But don't tell him I told you that. I said, that's okay,
- 35:30I'm gonna write the niggah listen, don't don't tell nobody that my nephew said
- 35:36that his father can't cook like his mother. Okay, I taught that nigga
- 35:39have to shitt he no, So he used to call me after be broke
- 35:44up and be like, Yo, what you used to season your chicken with
- 35:45with? If your fat ass had been paying attention instead of just eating my
- 35:49nigga, you would know figure it out. I'll be so salty. You
- 35:52better call Maybell from Popeye's what's that lady name? She looked like a Maybell.
- 35:55I'm sorry, I don't know if that's really had a name show.
- 36:00Yeah, it's just Popeye's lady. She looked like maybe Lane, she did.
- 36:05We're gonna take a commercial break before this goes down, and never rabbit
- 36:07hole. You always say that, but that's not true. I plead the
- 36:10fifth dimension hold on you. We'll be right back next We'll be back.
- 36:20I'll be back. I do want to say I did know, but I
- 36:24did. I didn't want to ask you to, like, you know,
- 36:28cause you see how like a bunch of ship popping up and like we just
- 36:30sat here and just remember all the shit that was that, that was that,
- 36:34and it's like, yo, I'll be feeling like yo, the city
- 36:37be fucking up. What you mean? So I get it that you know
- 36:39certain things, you know certain things like you know, it's it's all a
- 36:43part of change, like you know, like different stores and everything. I
- 36:45have to have to go because a lot of them get shut down because you
- 36:49know, they don't really get the business or whatever. But SISSLS was,
- 36:52sissl was nice. Chee cheese was okay, But then you know they turned
- 36:59cheese chick and you know, we ain't never looked like we ain't never looked
- 37:01back after that. It was like, oh, ship, it's a Chick
- 37:04fil a bad but lay chicken taste like it came from a two parent household.
- 37:12M but I do. But when I when I ride, like you
- 37:19know what, you're just riding down, just riding in the city, and
- 37:21then you see like like super Pride, like super Pride, that's super Proud
- 37:24off of there. I know it's I mean it's been closed down for a
- 37:29minute. It's it's off of what's that war? No, not war,
- 37:34it's Superpride. Weird. No, it's the old the old Super Pride where
- 37:39it's on the same street. It's on the same streeter. I mean it
- 37:43was on the same cross street as on Caverter. Like when you go straight,
- 37:46what's that ben Loo. I'm trying to get the picture in my I'm
- 37:50trying to like talking about it's going towards. It's going towards, going towards
- 38:00the way Katie used to love at like closer and bent Low. I know,
- 38:02you go straight up there, I think it's Bentlows. We're going straight
- 38:06up. And then was over there beside the Superpride, you mean, damn,
- 38:09like Lafayette and Lafayette and ben Long. Yeah, tracks. I think
- 38:16it was like the early nineties, but they seemed to do something else,
- 38:20didn't he full minute It's like a warehouse or something. Yeah, it was
- 38:24just it was super well yeah okay, oh boy, Superpride. You really
- 38:30took us badar superprise. Just shopping the one on Belvedere, stop shopping saves
- 38:34and now yeah, stop shopping dance. I remember it's the one. It
- 38:45was Harford Avenue, Hartford Avenue on the left hand side. Now it's just
- 38:52abandoned with graffiti everywhere. Yeah, they never turned it into anything. We
- 38:58used to shop the one on Monroe Street, right around the corner from Carver
- 39:01and it always had the smell when we used to go in there, like
- 39:04Save a Lot is it just don't go Save a Lot makes you feel real
- 39:09poor, like like extremely poor, Like God, it can't get no worse
- 39:14than this poor, Like it's really bad. Yeah, because it's really,
- 39:17really really bad. It's like I believe this Save a Lot gets all the
- 39:22guess, all the food, all the food that's like on this way out,
- 39:25Like it gets all get all the ship on that's on this way out
- 39:29from from all the other market that's why you can get a fucking three pound
- 39:34roast for twelve dous for twelve cents. It's bad, it's bad, nah,
- 39:40but it got a little bit of pink left in it. You got
- 39:45to cook it by them all. You can't put it in the Fridgiday and
- 39:47come back to it because it's gonna be brown the next day. Okay,
- 39:51Yeah, alleged nah, nah, nigga, no bullshit, say a lot
- 39:55and automatically felt depressed. I need I had to make you a therapy appointment
- 39:59because I I felt like I had hit rock bottom. They was charging for
- 40:01bags before all these was okay, all these like, it's not that bad.
- 40:07Like yo, say you miss out on a lot of ship. You
- 40:10could take your card to the car. Yeah, you can't get that bitch
- 40:15off. That bitch stopped before you try to get into the motherfucking curve.
- 40:17You can't take. You gotta leave your car there and hope that the crate
- 40:21kids don't take your ship out your car while you run to get your car
- 40:22the parking lot. Okay, because they put the bars. You can't be
- 40:27you cannot just like I seen the fucking bits bar one god damn day and
- 40:30go running down Cold Spring. That's all I'm gonna say. The direction they
- 40:36went in, I don't know. I'm just saying I seen it, but
- 40:38but running like you to you to your point, yo, that that stop
- 40:40shopping, say that was on my roe. It's like bro Ryan fast,
- 40:45like damnats. Just yeah it is. It's bad. But it's like,
- 40:52all right, I understand y'all trying to you know, you're trying to expand
- 40:54and build and ship, and then it's like you close down and like you
- 40:57close the ship down and then don't put nothing there, just like they closed
- 41:00the Giant in Misson Village a couple of months ago for what they claimed that
- 41:07it was from theft. But I mean that been there for years at least.
- 41:10But the grocery, the grocery desert. Now the next closest market to
- 41:15them is shoppers because they took baby I used to love me. I'm fish
- 41:24sticks. But that's what I'm saying. It's like the honey wings. Yo.
- 41:29We went to Murray's, Like you know, when I was living over
- 41:31there. When I was living over there, that was a car lot.
- 41:35That giants was a car lot mm hmm. And then like ship Aaron that
- 41:38was when we was in like elementary school, right, That's what I'm saying.
- 41:40So it's like, yo, so then you then you had Marray's,
- 41:44but then you closed, then you close Mary's. Then they built because they
- 41:47built the giant. So it's like now, like you just said, you
- 41:50know you're creating the food, does it because not that many people won't be
- 41:53able to go? Then we only got you only got the seven eleven,
- 41:55no more. They've been knocked that down when they started building the houses,
- 42:00That's what I'm saying. So it's like that's something there for ye. But
- 42:06then they started shooting niggas all damn time. True ship. My first girlfriend
- 42:08got killed over there. Yeah it was yeah, yeah, wow, I
- 42:14didn't know that her name was. Her name was Shania Wow. Yeah yeah.
- 42:19We was in the cross cross fire, I think, so yeah for
- 42:22that fourth grade. Oh that's sad. But I never knew that that's scary.
- 42:31It just took a turn not but but like but like you're saying,
- 42:37it's like you're creating food, does It's like you're destroying and you're destroying ship
- 42:42like the style shopping save almost like there ain't no pharmacy down there. There
- 42:45ain't no pharmacy. That one pharmacy that was just like but it's not like
- 42:49a standalone pharmacy. No, it was like a yap that's been going for
- 42:53a long time that's not there no more. It was inside the shopping center.
- 42:57But it was like a regular pharmacy. It wasn't like a I'm CVS
- 43:01like there really isn't like a Walgreens or CVS. They got to go up
- 43:06forty, up forty or down forty to get to a CBS or anything in
- 43:12the city. On Franklin, Franklin with they closed. Damn, yes,
- 43:23you pass the places something else. I mean the building is still I think
- 43:30that. No, I think that that CBS is still open. Not Warwick,
- 43:34that's not Warwick, but Franklin. And before you get to Warwick,
- 43:37yeah, it's the street. It's uh British, Brandish, that's the only
- 43:44thing down there. Or they got to go all the better forty Franklin Evergreen,
- 43:46but Evergreen turns in turns into British if you go further up, yes,
- 43:51past Emerson, ye, but it's before you get to the brand new
- 43:52McDonalds to look like a two story club. They read the ship that fucking
- 44:00McDonald's down there, like, oh, this is noise. What's they clearly
- 44:05putting? The Pope's right there next to the cvs. But they're signed been
- 44:08up for about nine months and they put a windows shutter in or nothing,
- 44:13so I don't know. It used to be another place called their own Cuisine.
- 44:15The dinners used to be really really really really really really good, you
- 44:19know, typical soul food sold by the Asians. You know, like you
- 44:24know, you want some good soul food sold by black people. Yeah,
- 44:28I would prefer they go to Soul Cuisine on on North Avenue, across on
- 44:30the across on the board education. They popped up on my they popped up
- 44:37on my door dash one day. They hand they handy hand the sy wings
- 44:40or brown sugar bourbon wings. It's good. They are the girls and the
- 44:47girls that work with They swear by the They y'all can sponsor us. We
- 44:52like food, thank you. They called it. They called it the Billie
- 44:55Holiday, like everything in that, like everything on the Mania was named after,
- 45:00you know, name after of of a artists. The Ability Holiday is
- 45:01a crab cake sandwich. M that that's like big nice media ass crab cake
- 45:08and it's like r Yeah. They and the good. I mean, the
- 45:15only thing is, uh they close. They close there like seven though,
- 45:17but they be they they open like I think, don't wanna say they open
- 45:22uh s six days they ca it goes on Sundays. But their food is
- 45:28great. Their food is great. I like good food. But but now,
- 45:31but what I'm saying, it's like you you knock this stuff down,
- 45:35but they don't have nothing to put up, like you don't have you don't
- 45:37have nothing to go inside, like like to go in that place. And
- 45:40then now these people, you know, you got these people up here suffering
- 45:44because they gotta you know, cause a lot of them they don't drive,
- 45:46yep. So because they don't drive, it's like, yo, I'm not
- 45:50gonna ride all the way out to Walmart. And then on top of that,
- 45:52I can't go and then they get they get they got food stamps.
- 45:55So it's like, yo, I can't go to the market market like I
- 46:00would because I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna take all put all these horseshoes
- 46:04on the bus or I'm not gonna and I'm damn I ain't gonna pay no
- 46:07goddamn thirty dollars over to take me from take me from Waldly World. It's
- 46:12crazy. If y'all can give it to the giant, put it damn save
- 46:15a lot of some now there for the folks. And it's crazy that a
- 46:17lot of people in the neighborhood crazy where the market would have been walking distance
- 46:21for a lot of people that yeah, I not either have to need a
- 46:23car or to take the bus. Get their little car, go get their
- 46:25groceries and roll back down the trucking street. I don't think that shit ain't
- 46:29cool, that's not fair. Y'all gotta do better Emison Village. Y'all put
- 46:32all these signs up about the things that you're doing in the neighborhood. How
- 46:36all of this is some of these stores are minority owned, and some of
- 46:39them are minority and women owned, and some of them are dis owned and
- 46:43then owned, and y'all re violating the Emerson Village area. And y'all didn't
- 46:46put them expensive. It's fucking townhouses and ship across the street and you can
- 46:51barely turn around in the apartments. That's like, yeah, one that's coming
- 46:54up. And I know they're gonna be more. I know they're gonna be
- 46:57expensive. They are when they put them up in the first place. They
- 46:59was already like a buck fifty a few years ago. I'm like ten years
- 47:01ago when they started building that ship. They were higher than what I felt
- 47:06like they were work for that area. So that's why they claim they're building
- 47:08the village up. But how you're building it up and you're taking away ship
- 47:13that people really need. Y'all trying to gentify the neighborhood. What about them
- 47:15people who didn't been in the neighborhood for thirty forty years. It's not fair.
- 47:20It's not fair to them. I don't like it. So what are
- 47:22your what are y'all speak speaking of that and redevelopment stuff? What are your
- 47:25thoughts about the redevelopment plans for the harbors? I just I mean, the
- 47:30only thing that I'm saying I haven't. I haven't really seen like no world
- 47:34plans. It's but he's stuff. I like the stuff I love talking.
- 47:40So maybe that's his engineers house. But like, I haven't really seen I
- 47:46know, but I do know that Hooters is sewing sewing herb pla. Sorry,
- 47:51they trying to make all of them move out that's left because what's left
- 47:52out there Hooters holders is showing them just at the sturn fuff. They losing
- 47:59money because they everything and people don't realize that they're over what the that's supposed
- 48:05to be. That's that's the harbor. Say, that's so where those two
- 48:08towers are, that's where a Light Street pavilion is, and where Pratt Street
- 48:13pavilion is, where that funny looking building is. That's what I'm saying,
- 48:15little what are they planning and putting down there so they're gonna turn You know
- 48:22how many small businesses down there they've got ran out of there? No,
- 48:27it was all it was all changed. No, it was some small businesses
- 48:30in there, like little clothing stores, jewelry stores and stuff like that.
- 48:35And ship Bubba Gump got Bubba Gum. God they change bubble got food was
- 48:40trash. I'm sorry, bub It was on a good case of man bro
- 48:45I don't know why they took that out of dumb took that and made that
- 48:47like a we're gonna we're gonna put this out in the city city so soon
- 48:52it was so the buildings between the World Trade Center and here are the four,
- 48:58this one, this one, and the two hours. I don't like
- 49:00it. I mean, I mean, I don't like what go ahead,
- 49:07get you so, I mean if they can, but if they can take
- 49:10the space, if they can take the space and then provide like you know,
- 49:13provide provided opening for other people, you know, for for like you
- 49:16know, like you said, like small businesses to to thrive, break bake
- 49:21the frgery Shaw we discovered your hell bring back thefagery, Okay. And that's
- 49:28what I mean. That was the first, Uh, that was pretty much
- 49:30the first on the first job that all these Baltimore school thought. The arts
- 49:34kids went to, the kids, the kids they graduated with Kita, they
- 49:37went, they went to and they auditioned and they sang and all that good
- 49:42ship. But if it I mean, if it brings I mean, if
- 49:45it does bring back more money to you know, more money to the city,
- 49:47I'm all for. However, like however it is, I'll be thinking
- 49:52about like the small you know, the small people with the small like the
- 49:54businesses that they you know, they're trying to start in the spaces that they
- 49:58that they get like you said, like when they close Harbor Place, a
- 50:01lot of like a lot of the lot of you know what I'm saying,
- 50:06Nigga, you can walk through that vision like it's it's not it's probably like
- 50:08one or two restaurants and then holders and it's like the rest of it.
- 50:13It's just like this is you from Pratt and Light Street on the back end.
- 50:17So what they're putting in it so they the city opened that work with
- 50:22the current owner and be realty to put in the incubator. So there are
- 50:27small businesses in the pavilions with space, but just empty sitting empty before until
- 50:30the plans are actually approved by like the border estimates. So what they're planning
- 50:37to put down there are so you know, there's the Pratt Street Pavilion,
- 50:40the Light Street Pavilion, and just is a whole bunch of open space.
- 50:43Yes, So they're basically gonna tear down the built the pavilions that were built
- 50:46in nineteen eighties when they're forty four years old. They're gonna tear down both
- 50:50of those pavilions. They're gonna put on the site of where Light Street pavilion
- 50:54is in the land surrounding it, they're going to put to residential towers.
- 51:00The first two floors of both of those towns will be open for like retail
- 51:04restaurants in like public use and then the floors above Presidential Space. Oh so
- 51:10sort of like what they do where the Rayman spot is, where the is
- 51:15on Light Street. Yeah, so all of that, and it used to
- 51:16be one is on the corner a light it's it's after the it's after the
- 51:22Hyatt, the Hyatt. It's what's that Lee Lee Street like right before you
- 51:28get like right before you get going towards on Light it's it's across from the
- 51:34little water park, like the little splash pad. So I think that these
- 51:37towns around like we're going towards Federal f you know what it's like, Yeah,
- 51:49right down in that corner. Yeah, that's building. That's fourteen Light
- 51:57Street. That's one that's on the not the waters side a light Street,
- 52:00but the opposite side one where the pavilion where Light Street pavilion is. They're
- 52:06going to knock down both of the pavilion and build the two towers right there
- 52:08in the spot. They're also going to the plane is to remove you know
- 52:12the slip lane where you're going north on Light Street and the slip lane takes
- 52:15you over to Calvert. They're going to take out that slip you know,
- 52:19the link curves around why to go like did you give you go left or
- 52:21right? Yeah, you need to turn right on the Pres Street to keep
- 52:23going north up Calvary Street. They're going to take out that slip lane and
- 52:28combine that into mclden Square. They're gonna turn into a giant park, but
- 52:31then turn traffic up to Pratt Street, so you have to go up like
- 52:37and then you can only turn right on pret Street because you can't come south
- 52:42on Light because Light Street is unless they make lust by directional up to bar
- 52:46so you can work. They might, but I'm so glad downtown no more.
- 52:53But i mean, so people have been complaining about, well, you're
- 52:55you're taking away the spot for you know, black people, and it's only
- 53:00for like white people and all this other stuff in my gentrification. Wait a
- 53:04minute, Like y'all ain't like y'all ain't been all the way up on all
- 53:07the way up in the Light Street Light Street district, Like, yo,
- 53:09that is not white, Like you know, what I'm saying is like that.
- 53:17But what I'm saying is like most of it, like most of the
- 53:21like most of the building, like most of the businesses like like most of
- 53:23the businesses on Light Street and then on the other side. Like on the
- 53:25other side that what's that? That's Charles Like, yo, they it's a
- 53:30lot of not white owned businesses. You got the Strawberry spot, you got
- 53:35the little Italian spot, blue Moon two, like I still ain't been in
- 53:38damn blue Moon all these years. All these is just wants some damn.
- 53:45It's good, it's good, but there have been a lot of complaints about
- 53:49where you're not considering like Baltimoreans and this plan. You're not thinking of anyone.
- 53:53You're blocking the view of the harbor from the buildings. In my thought
- 53:59process was as a person who who is a civil engineer who works in built,
- 54:04constructing buildings and redevelopment land. I actually I called a com for this
- 54:07when I responded to on the yeah on the Baltimore Banks Instagram if only they
- 54:12knew you from from parks. But anyway, what is currently in that spot
- 54:17now? Nothing true? What is what is currently there? There's a bunch
- 54:23of time mts buildings. Do y'all go if you ever go on Facebook or
- 54:28on any of these social media sites and you look at the go to the
- 54:30comment section of the articles about Baltimore. It's always a lot of people who
- 54:34don't live in Baltimore or white people with the most shit to say, shot
- 54:36the crime. Don't nobody who wants to go visit the Harbor with all of
- 54:40those hooligans and those crackheads and these drug eggs, and you're gonna get ribbed.
- 54:45You're gonna get shot talking about Yeah, I get people who are feelings
- 54:50though, like yo, the harbor is on the Harbor is you know,
- 54:53crime written because it's in you know, a smack smacked abb in the city,
- 54:58the city state of Baltimore. Uh one incident. Some motherfuckers come from
- 55:05ants all countries, which I you know, me just you know because I
- 55:09was born and raised head. Don't be understanding of the crimes are not even
- 55:15from the city. They are busting theirs is down there from all over the
- 55:20place. But you'll make it seem like all of the crimes it's city.
- 55:28So but you know, you know the way to counteract that because you think
- 55:34about what's currently at the Harbor. You have Harbor place, hotels and offices.
- 55:39Once the office closed for the day, gallery is empty, gallery empty
- 55:44for a couple of years, space upstairs because I got the office in there.
- 55:47But once the gallery closes and it's after If Harbor Place is closed because
- 55:52it's after hours, what else is down there exactly? So I mean like
- 55:59you can look, you can legitimately turn the gallery into a supermarket, which
- 56:04the area needs building another grocery desert, because the next closest supermarket today is
- 56:10the Whole food the Whole Whole Foods and Harbor East or no, the Safeway
- 56:15in Campton, which is what like three four miles away yep, way down
- 56:20Boston Street. Oh no, nigga, then oh yeah, that's that's way
- 56:23down the streets. This fucking respectful people like the player, like, well,
- 56:30you're not You're not making it for for Baltimoreans. You're not doing this.
- 56:34They're gonna block access to the harbor. The city owns, owns the
- 56:37promenades. The plan does not incorporate any doing anything for removing access to the
- 56:45promenades. So you can still walk from Rashfield all the way around to the
- 56:50World Trade Center unimpeded. People are talking about but the building is gonna cast
- 56:54a shadow on the harbor. Okay, but what's there now? Harbor before
- 57:00you want to jump? And you do you do? You know? Nobody
- 57:01talk about the leg Mason building, bitch building. Don't nobody talk about the
- 57:07Sugar building. What's what's there? Now? Nothing? You know how you
- 57:10make community safer, twenty four hour viability and you know what what gives you
- 57:15that places for people to live. Well, it's gonna be expensive. Hold
- 57:22your horse's Beth, I'm sorry. Hold your horse, Chaquan, and hold
- 57:30your horse to Chaquana Brionte. Look at look at rent. And I had
- 57:36to literally go into the common sections. You know, I tried to stab
- 57:38the common stations. This should I like to talk about, Yes, Chaquana
- 57:42Brionte, I said it, God damn, I said. Look at rent.
- 57:45At buildings like four fourteen Light Street, Look at rent, Look at
- 57:50rent at buildings like four fourteen Light Street is where the McCormick building used to
- 57:53be, at the corner of Light and Conway, the new the Tall Tower.
- 57:57Look at rent at the Bank of May building at Light in Baltimore,
- 58:02and then two Hopkins Plaza at right across from the arena. The most expensive
- 58:07apartment you'll find down there is maybe twenty six, twenty seven twenty a month.
- 58:13The market Baltimore's rental market, it's it is pricey, but Baltimore's rental
- 58:19market can't absorb rent five six, seven, eight thousand dollars more for waterfront
- 58:24apartment. It'll be empty because it's not DC, it's not New York.
- 58:29You can't there's no market for rentals that expensive. Yeah, them niggas can't
- 58:32afford. They can't afford to keep it. They can't afford to upkeep,
- 58:36let alone, let alone keeping a tenant. Because if y'r niggas keep going
- 58:40up every month and then you know, yeah, yeah, it's yeah,
- 58:44it's dumb because you're gonna lose money. They're making it unaffordable for the people
- 58:46who live here period. But Baltimore die large affordable. No, No,
- 58:52but that's that's no, that's that's essentially what Wi Chaquana Briontay you're saying,
- 58:58like, yo, you you're making it unaffordable. Thinking what affordable because what
- 59:00is currently there now? Nothing true ship so goding to Brandon, it's like,
- 59:08yo, we if we bring it, you know, you build more
- 59:10buildings. That opens up more businesses, like I mean even like four fourteen
- 59:15light Street where it's where it's it's a bunch of small businesses under it,
- 59:21and then you go that's where the Rhyma restaurant is on the ground floor that
- 59:23building. Yeah, yeah, it's a Ryman restaurant down there. It's it's
- 59:28another it's another like another little lumbered or a little small, little rint and
- 59:32like a little small hole in the wall down there. And then you walk
- 59:36further up the street. That's where you get. Then that's where you get
- 59:38the front door to the apartment. That apartment that is nice. Haven't seen
- 59:43the inside of the apartments, but you walk in they have they got they
- 59:47got a desk, they got a desk attendant, and you know, it's
- 59:51it's it's exclusive, yo, you know. But the rent stays start I
- 59:54think in like fifteen sixteen a month and go up to maybe at most twenty
- 59:57six twenty seven hundred. Yeah, it's expensive, but at the same time
- 1:00:00it yeah, because rent in Baltimore is cheap. Yeah, they can.
- 1:00:07As a Baltimore native who's lived in DC in the DC area since twenty thirteen,
- 1:00:13I'm used to seeing places on fucking U Street cost it eight grand a
- 1:00:15month for a two bedroom apartment. Comparatively, Baltimore has an overabundance of affordable
- 1:00:23rental options. You're not gonna be able to live with the Harbor and Harbor
- 1:00:27East, but you could go up Charles Street, you can go to Anna
- 1:00:30Rogal County, like there are places to live that are accessible. Shit,
- 1:00:35the place, you know, the place that we're going, I mean,
- 1:00:37it ain't necessarily downtown downtown, but it's it's it's a decent amount of month
- 1:00:43for what we're getting, you know what I'm saying. So I understand,
- 1:00:50like I understand it from the engineer, you know, from the engineer's perspective,
- 1:00:53and I also understand it from the other you know, from the Baltimorean
- 1:00:59perspective as well. But but I think the issue is is that y'all hear
- 1:01:05new ship and I mean it was basically I mean because like my gripe,
- 1:01:09like my gripe earlier was you know what I'm saying my gripe earlier was it
- 1:01:15is that shoe. You're destroying markets and you know, you're you're taking away
- 1:01:17you know, you're taking away food sources from from the areas that from the
- 1:01:22areas that really needed. But whereas though, but but here here in this
- 1:01:25particular, in this particular situation, right, So That's what I'm saying.
- 1:01:30So for here, in this particular situation is y'all complain about crime. You're
- 1:01:35complain about crime. It ain't it's nothing for niggas to do down here.
- 1:01:38Like once they like once the once the tour I mean the tourist show.
- 1:01:42They come, they come from all over the world, the spirit of Baltimore.
- 1:01:45They they do the harbor cruises and they go to the hotels. I
- 1:01:52say, show at the nine o'clock, like at the nine ten o'clock the
- 1:01:57boat. If it's not, if it's not a special like it's not like
- 1:02:00a special event. Yo. The boats stopped running, boats stopped running,
- 1:02:04or the taxi stopped running. Yo. The harbor is bear. There ain't
- 1:02:07nothing down there. So if you now, if you provide something like they
- 1:02:10did what the theyd did with the little wine festival thing, and it's something
- 1:02:15that's always like something's always going on, he ain't got worried about crime because
- 1:02:20these niggas can't sit right because people and then with people comes police. Now
- 1:02:24I'm not advocating for police to be patrolling and shit, but you can't complain
- 1:02:29about the issue and not offer a solution to the problem, right. But
- 1:02:31I think niggas hear new shit and be like nah, you know what I'm
- 1:02:36saying, and it's like and it's automatic, and I mean I hate like
- 1:02:37I hate that shit. You hear you hear new plans like, nah,
- 1:02:40yo, ain't doing that? Well, what's your plan? Right? What
- 1:02:43is the The Harbor Place was amazing, when amazing when it was built in
- 1:02:47nineteen eighty it was a tourist draw. People came from all over to go
- 1:02:51to Harbor Place. That was forty four years ago. Harbor Place was amazing
- 1:02:54when we we were kids coming up in like that. I want to say,
- 1:02:58like at the like two thousand eight, I don't know what the fuck
- 1:03:00I can. There's a perception, a perception of crime. And of course,
- 1:03:05like I said earlier, a lot of it is rooted in the anti
- 1:03:06anti blackness along with just Baltimore. In general, people assume that areas aren't
- 1:03:12safe because of stuff that is shown on the news. And for example,
- 1:03:17some of my cousins. I asked him about the Top Golf that opened downtown.
- 1:03:22I said, we were start playing, making plans to hang out.
- 1:03:23I said, let's go to top Golf. We can go to the one
- 1:03:27in Germantown, I said, Montgomery County, this one in downtown by the
- 1:03:30stadium. You just ghetto, I said, you trying to listen, you're
- 1:03:34trying to go down there. I'm with you, we'll go. I haven't
- 1:03:37heard anything bad about it, I said. I drove past that parking It
- 1:03:40looked like parking trash, but usually is when it comes to stuff, and
- 1:03:45they just kind of area. Yeah, yeah, you're going to do something
- 1:03:50for the city, building afford affordable parking lot. We don't see no more
- 1:03:53parking lots. Enough of those. That's why there be standing on the edge
- 1:03:58of the woods looking at us, like, really, bitch, another parking
- 1:04:00line. I left to go get my kids some pool. Came back and
- 1:04:03go ahead, knocked my motherfucking house, things food around here, bit and
- 1:04:06then I'm in your back, y'all you screaming and ship. But but I
- 1:04:12literally had to ask my cousin, like, what you call them top off
- 1:04:15ghetto? It just opened a month ago. What's ghetto about it? You've
- 1:04:19never been? So how do you know what it is if you've never been?
- 1:04:23Because because they looking at the area, because it's like right well,
- 1:04:26right off Russell Street, right down there, going towards I mean down there,
- 1:04:29going towards the casino and ship and even even with the casino nigga's like,
- 1:04:33nah, I rady go to Maryland live. Well, yeah, I'd
- 1:04:35rather go to Maryland too. Been the horse shooting about a couple of times.
- 1:04:40I went when they first opened because the guy I was dating at the
- 1:04:43time. It was one of the people whom he was on the construction crew.
- 1:04:46Bill had choice, so we got like some free passes and some ship
- 1:04:49We went down there, and then me and Net went and GM's closer than
- 1:04:53me personally, but that's true. Me and Amy went a couple of times
- 1:04:56for concerts. They were doing the free concerts with Drew Hill, and I
- 1:05:00think they did one with one twelve or something. We went down for.
- 1:05:02That was nice. Drew Hill doing a freak concert when they open Horseshoe.
- 1:05:08Yeah they did it. It's a hometown shame, my god, they just
- 1:05:15got on it. Don't do that and leave them alone. They got honored
- 1:05:19on the Black Music Honors. And it's not Drew Hill no more. It's
- 1:05:23Cisco Cha's a Nocchio featuring the mother Niggas. That's who. God damn player
- 1:05:30even worse chat This was years ago though. It don't do that, ye
- 1:05:43know, somebody don't do that. They're still selling no concert. Somebody said,
- 1:05:46what's the what's the house is? They might put them under the category
- 1:05:51y'all y'all black. It was it was this documentary The Patient Saint of Thongs.
- 1:06:15The episode is over. I'm tired of these littles. But yeah,
- 1:06:20I said all of that to say, I am pro development. If you
- 1:06:23haven't been able to glean from my commentary, and it don't. I mean,
- 1:06:28there is nothing currently down there. And I feel like I also support
- 1:06:34them because I think that the plan when I'm on the website included like nine
- 1:06:39hundred apartments between those two buildings because the towers. So I said, why
- 1:06:44not include a contingent of maybe one hundred low income units? Agree? I
- 1:06:49agree? So that way, because when they heard low income, they automatically
- 1:06:54assume that there's going to be ghetto, that people were not going to care.
- 1:06:56They're going to come down there and tell the stuff up, just like
- 1:06:58when they started moving section and stuff into the county. They always it's a
- 1:07:02bad apple everywhere. Even people who can afford full rent, you can go
- 1:07:08somewhere and fo some ship up funky about it for real. But because they
- 1:07:15can't, they can't. The market can't support, and there's no point in
- 1:07:16putting low income housing at the fucking inner harbors tours tourist destination. So you
- 1:07:20want the projects to be Airbnb's. That's every on its way out too.
- 1:07:26So but they now, but they're building. They they're already building. They're
- 1:07:30already building like a bunch of new apartments over there on Baltimore's, like on
- 1:07:34the other side of Baltimore Street Lombard, So it's like, you know,
- 1:07:40and that that has the Apartment of Housings logo all over that ship. So
- 1:07:44yeah, it's like affordable down a lot of the old ones that are building
- 1:07:48new ones because some old ones were trash they still had fucking window units.
- 1:07:54Yeah, they they weren't. And then also they couldn't the standard window units,
- 1:08:00the standard for housings, like their inspection, the living inspection inspections,
- 1:08:05UH inspections a lot, you know, a lot higher. I lived in
- 1:08:11housing years ago. They don't play about them inspections. It's real. But
- 1:08:18I know, like when I first moved to d C, I saw that
- 1:08:23the DC, the City of the District of Columbia requires whatever these developers coming
- 1:08:29in one of like knock down neighborhoods, knock down blocks to put in these
- 1:08:31apartments. They're required to set aside by law ten percent of the available units
- 1:08:35for affordable and low income renters. So you have places, especially for people
- 1:08:41who work service in the service industry, who may be waiters, who may
- 1:08:44work at like as desk attendants. They don't have to go from Anacostia or
- 1:08:48freaking Frencherisburg, Virginia just to get to work. They can walk to work
- 1:08:51and it be fine. And I think what would help Baltimore is, especially
- 1:08:58at a major development like the Barbor, if you're building nine hundred units,
- 1:09:02set one hundred of them aside for mid to low income renters. I agree.
- 1:09:09You can telling somebody who when when the fucking average salary right now was
- 1:09:14around fifty one thousand dollars, And you're telling me that I need to make
- 1:09:18three times the fucking two thousand dollars rent a fucking month, and that adds
- 1:09:24up to more than what the average salary is. That's not fucking realistic.
- 1:09:28It's not not whatsoever it up. You work in the fucking rental office and
- 1:09:35you don't make three times fucked thousands. So according to Google, Baltimore's median
- 1:09:40income is actually thirty five thousand and six seventy year. Per household is fifty
- 1:09:45eight thousand and three forty Who can live on that? That's so unrealistic?
- 1:09:49Google, And a pack of chicken is seventy five thousand dollars a damn ten
- 1:09:55chicken wings. The fuck up high? This is? This is literally on
- 1:10:00Google's home page. I talked in Baltimore average income per person is thirty five
- 1:10:02thy six seventy nine a year in per household, it's fifty And I make
- 1:10:05above average. I mean I make well above that, well above that,
- 1:10:10and it's still a fucking struggle for me with a mortgage and a kid who
- 1:10:13was one hundred and twenty pounds. But like he's like man I said,
- 1:10:16and put together like this negro can eat. Come back over there. Hey,
- 1:10:21did you just do a twelve pack of noodles in two weeks? Two
- 1:10:26weeks? It was a week and a half. Hey, he bulking up.
- 1:10:30Now he's starting to work out. So he's going ahead going to that
- 1:10:31boy been to the fucking gym in weeks. Fucked it. He still don't
- 1:10:38mean, I don't mean he ain't working out skin as nick that I make
- 1:10:44let me shut up. He called talking ship again. That's what you get
- 1:10:47for less time. I'm calling his head out there. All in all to
- 1:10:53say, I am pro development. I am before I can understand it.
- 1:10:57If it makes sense, if it makes sense, be couldn't get makes sense,
- 1:11:00I rock with I'd rather there be something there than nothing there. True
- 1:11:03agree, because it's so if you really just ride around so many abandoned houses,
- 1:11:08abandoned buildings, the things used to be. If it's gonna make sense
- 1:11:12and it's going to bring money into the community, I'm with it. Baltimore's
- 1:11:15population has literally been declining for the past seventy years, and nobody thirty seven
- 1:11:20kids in the household. Baltimore's population in nineteen fifty was almost a million residents.
- 1:11:25Baltimore's population now was like five hundred and sixty five thousand people. Because
- 1:11:30everybody trying to everybody they moving down south because they say it's cheaper. Granted
- 1:11:34it is cheaper, but at the same time, all you're doing, all
- 1:11:38you're doing is just adding over adding to the overpopulation. Like how could be
- 1:11:42overpopulated if almost half a million people left the city now? No, no,
- 1:11:46no, I'm talking about, and I'm talking about you know, are
- 1:11:49you moving to Atlanta, and a lot of yeah, yo and yeah.
- 1:11:54But I know a lot of people and I unfortunately could have contributed to this.
- 1:11:58People who are from Baltimore will go get the college degrees or they'll get
- 1:12:00their jobs and then leave the city and move somewhere else because well for me,
- 1:12:05it's just closer to work. But even in cases where like some people
- 1:12:12will buy houses in Baltimore, like I would have loved to, like bought
- 1:12:15a house like Ashburton or something. I was stalking the house right after I
- 1:12:17bought this place. I remember I was like, dam that was a nice
- 1:12:23house. It was They redid that entire house. That house, it was
- 1:12:26really really nice. I told you the house. We run it for uh
- 1:12:29the Bachelor, the Bachelorette weekend. I would have never thought it to be
- 1:12:32walking in. Motherfucker. I said, oh, this is not speaking of
- 1:12:35houses. I saw this house, Seana, I saw this house to up
- 1:12:38there. You know, I live on refin you know when I'm sitting here,
- 1:12:41bullshit, and I still get alert. I got favorites in my app.
- 1:12:45Shit, hold on, you see, I got them by city.
- 1:12:46They just ship everywhere. Anyway, let me go to my Baltimore, my
- 1:12:50Baltimore favorites. Oh please. This house is on Rusk Avenue, across from
- 1:12:58Pemlical race Course, rustling on the walk away, across from Okay, Ruskin
- 1:13:02Northern Parkway, right before you get to Pimlico Road, going before sign.
- 1:13:08Well yeah, well before sign. It's literally right across from the racecourse.
- 1:13:11But so this house I saw on Rusk Avenue. I found it the other
- 1:13:13day. They read this house was boarded up, and it's wild. If
- 1:13:16you go to the Google street View, they go bottom houses to like twelve
- 1:13:20thousand dollars and then when they finished with them, the motherfuckers, it's worth
- 1:13:23like this is the house aple years ago when they first bought it. This
- 1:13:28is the house now that is on the market for sale. Gie me Christmas.
- 1:13:33Five bedrooms for bathrooms, almost three thousand square feet for almost seven seven
- 1:13:36forty nine. That's beautiful. I told you where we were was right up
- 1:13:41for Hilton Parkways. You were taking me home the one. This is beautiful.
- 1:13:47It looked like a whole little terrors had like the little thing and oh
- 1:13:49Brandon, they got my kitchen, they got my kitchen with the doubles with
- 1:13:53the double oven. Okay, okay, the on the double oven too,
- 1:13:57with the double oven, the breakfast bar in the middle. I'll make y'all
- 1:14:01some salmon. I love it, chicken. I got a pie one of
- 1:14:06these ovens, and then just ran, yeah, y'all home. Yeah.
- 1:14:12That house we stayed in was it was six bedrooms. It was the whole
- 1:14:16top. The third floor was one whole big ass suite bedrooms and then like
- 1:14:23a sitting area and all that stuff. The second floor had four bedrooms and
- 1:14:27each two of the bedrooms had their own bathroom, and the other two bedrooms
- 1:14:32shared the bathroom in the hallway. And then it was a bedroom and a
- 1:14:36bathroom in the basement. It was a bathroom on the floor with the kitchen
- 1:14:41and stuff. Open concepts. Everything was open, beautiful beauty. It was
- 1:14:45a sink in the middle of the breakfast bars and it was a sink on
- 1:14:46the wall. I'm like, this is fucking fantastic, Like are they selling
- 1:14:50this house? This is nice? This same house in DC and it was
- 1:14:53off the Hillton parkwayt would be almost two million dollars, I believe it.
- 1:14:58When we came to DC, when my niece went to did you see the
- 1:15:00house? It's not the crazy name because most of the houses like right there
- 1:15:04on Northern Parkway. I know, I say that, yeah, yo,
- 1:15:08yeah. We came to DC when my niece went to prom uh and and
- 1:15:13we were riding through and my brother was like, I wonder how much they
- 1:15:16want for these houses bank And I said, well according to my own personal
- 1:15:19Google maps a k A. Brandon. I said, you know, be
- 1:15:25in too, this kind of ship, I say, and b was like
- 1:15:28literally, we was riding through his trade for one day and was pulling it
- 1:15:30up on his phone like, Seanna, they want to half a mill for
- 1:15:33this house. They want just for this there, Like what the fun parking?
- 1:15:39And we went to We went to went to Doyle and my favorite house
- 1:15:44off of Connecticut Way Street. The house was in the market Mohmas a year
- 1:15:50gorgeous it was. It was split level house. It was like four levels,
- 1:15:55split level house, real small, total gut renovation. Wanted almost three
- 1:16:00million dollars was we took. If I'm paying that much for a house,
- 1:16:05I need to have a big, big, dumb, ignorant ass backyard.
- 1:16:09I'm the big bad but think about put all kind of stuffick there, we
- 1:16:14can't lo OUs and all kinds of like, come on, love, let
- 1:16:20me a little gathering. If you can build, let me build the water
- 1:16:25and get back yard for a j We could, because I'll be saying taking
- 1:16:30anything you want, you want, yo, I've seen this ship anything like
- 1:16:35inflatable. And she was like, we were gonna put that in backyard.
- 1:16:40I ain't got but two little babies left him in August, so they can
- 1:16:43have whatever the hell they want. Well, we're we gonna we're gonna put
- 1:16:46this in buzz backyard. It's big enough to you're gonna come home like t
- 1:16:53t. They probably took it down. Oh no, the pictures of the
- 1:16:57store. But this is the house I was stalking. It's sold for two
- 1:16:59points seventy five million dollars. Oh yeah, I remember those doors. I
- 1:17:02remember those doors when you showed me those Oh wow, and that house is
- 1:17:08smaller than the house I just showed you. Oh yeah, I definitely remember
- 1:17:11this one. Who I love the house, I mean lesson. Well,
- 1:17:15you know, when we become millionaires, we can buy a ship like that.
- 1:17:17Yeah, speaking of it, it was gonna buy the whole block.
- 1:17:21And it was just a couple years prior to this is down the block from
- 1:17:28the house. But oh yeah, I remember this one too because I like
- 1:17:30the way it's mad. Yeah, yeahs my favorite. And oh I gotta
- 1:17:34walk up them steps braying and they gotta driveway. I just walk up the
- 1:17:38driveway. That's nice. But I remember, believe curtains and neighborhoods like this.
- 1:17:44They see all my stretch mods and them I'm not putting the clothes on,
- 1:17:45bitch, put the mortgage in there, like hey, miss Johnson,
- 1:17:51how are you hey? Girl? I know, look I make a doctor.
- 1:17:58Thanks girl. Appreciate the citties swinging low like chariots. But it was
- 1:18:01there was a house, Aaron, there was a house real qup before we
- 1:18:03get to the commercial breaking to the Q and a segment we got I got
- 1:18:09to go. Yeah. I remember seeing this several years ago around the corner
- 1:18:15from Howard University. I think was Sherman Avenue or one of those streets like
- 1:18:21up Georgia Avenue, a couple of blocks north of Drew Drew Hall. This
- 1:18:28was what Charles Charles Drew Hall, okay freshman male, dormant Howard. It
- 1:18:34was a shell of a house. The house was literally like you see houses
- 1:18:39like boarded up in Baltimore. It was literally like the house had no windows.
- 1:18:42It was boarded up before it had collapsed. It was literally like a
- 1:18:45shell of a house, you know, to be redeveloped. They were selling
- 1:18:48that for seven hundred thousand dollars. The devil was a lot of true faded
- 1:18:54because who put these extra zeros on him? What is here? It's because
- 1:18:58of the area you right off Georgia Avenue, right next to Washington Hospital Center,
- 1:19:02right behind McMillan Reservoir. Like it's serious than hell today. But anyway,
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- 1:20:36said it. I said it. I said it. She up there posted
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- 1:21:00So we're going to of course, my favorite thread. We're going to go
- 1:21:04to six Brown Chicks. My favorite thread brand is Favorite Thread. He although
- 1:21:09we're the Nigga, tries to deny it. He likes it. He likes
- 1:21:13it. Okay, So I'm just gonna pick a random one this week,
- 1:21:16because yes you did, sir. I know my colors. You're looking at
- 1:21:29the fourth one, the fourth. I know I want to score Lortimore City
- 1:21:32most of my life, but I know what I'm talking about. God damn
- 1:21:36it. As I was saying, this thread was full of fuckery, so
- 1:21:42I just poured out some randomness from this because it's full of fuckery, right.
- 1:21:48My wife and sister in law have been hanging out with two female neighbors,
- 1:21:51Pat and Judy, and they're into some shady Ships is tall and feisty,
- 1:21:58and she hates her cheating husband. She was arrested twice for stabbing him.
- 1:22:02Judy is skinny and quiet. Her man is disrespectful to her, but
- 1:22:06he never gets physical. Because Judy likes guns a lot, Judy takes Pat,
- 1:22:14my wife's insisted in law, to the gun range. Now they've got
- 1:22:18gun permits. They're learning how to shoot, and my wife has brought a
- 1:22:21gun. Wife says it's for security. I point out that we have security
- 1:22:26cameras. My wife says, the cameras are for surveillance. Firearms are for
- 1:22:30security. The problem is the four of them have been spying on each other's
- 1:22:34men in starting shit. Pat and Judy spy on me, and my wife
- 1:22:40and sister in law spile on Pat and Judy's men. So I just pulled
- 1:22:43up to the motel with my favorite stripper. Then my wife and Pat pulled
- 1:22:48me out the car and pistol with me. As a man who loves his
- 1:22:53wife, I didn't crush charges, but as a man with notts on his
- 1:22:57forehead, I don't feel safe from my home anymore. Advice nigga, right
- 1:23:03yoh, stop doing what you're doing, yo. Sorry, Stop doing what
- 1:23:09you're doing yo. Like you're trying to do fun ship with a with a
- 1:23:12wife who has cameras and firearms. You just collecting for punishment. My guy,
- 1:23:16It's like why yeah, why are you doing that? Ship? Bro?
- 1:23:19Like it's all funtil you hear that could clip. Wake up, litle
- 1:23:23nigga and I wake up, little nigga. I'm your son. You're not
- 1:23:27gonna kill me. Yeah. Went on May twenty. First, you went
- 1:23:39out, and you went out, and you were gone from like nine thirty
- 1:23:43to about eleven thirty, and then you said that you went you you said
- 1:23:46that you wanted to kick it with Craig and them. Now, my sister
- 1:23:49called Craig around around ten fifteen to see where you are, see where you
- 1:23:55was here, how much you were drinking. Craig said, he ain't even
- 1:23:58talking. He hasn't talked to you since Thursday. So we'll work get nigga
- 1:24:02what not Thursday? TikTok mm hmm. Answered the question. I mean it's
- 1:24:11like talk going shocked. Oh no, she got a revolver. There's a
- 1:24:20bullet in one of them. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I
- 1:24:25don't know. I felt lucky. Click took lucky up. Click click click,
- 1:24:32Come on, I got three bullets leafting a head, bitch, three
- 1:24:38bullets. Sorry, you knew your wife was fucking crazy. You knew she
- 1:24:43was crazy, and you fucked around the found out anyway. You were glutting
- 1:24:45for a pastman. Yeah, hollo, my man. Bet you won't do
- 1:24:55that ship again. What you did, what you happened to do, is
- 1:24:58put on the past shoes that was too big, not a pair of shoes.
- 1:25:00It was too big and he was flopping off the bag his feet.
- 1:25:02What you did was stupid, just stupid ass, all right. I know
- 1:25:11Twan loves me because he risked everything to spend time with me. I'm sorry,
- 1:25:15y'all. This is from Six Round Chicks too, my baby. Yes,
- 1:25:23I know Twn loves me because he risked everything to spend time with me.
- 1:25:27Twn's wife works the night shift that Amazon is, so he brings me
- 1:25:30over during the day and I also help him with his tyler his things.
- 1:25:35She works nights. How are you coming over during the day. She works
- 1:25:39nights, then that means she home during the day. That don't make sense
- 1:25:43now with Brandon over, this as shitby whatever she helped with Tyler. I
- 1:25:48was in a car accident and I have a flipper denture in the front of
- 1:25:51my mouth until I can afford dental end plants. Twine and I got high
- 1:25:56and we fell asleep watching TV. At some point, his daughter took my
- 1:25:59flipper out my mouth. When we woke up, my flipper was gone,
- 1:26:02and he was shocked at my missing teeth. We looked everywhere for it,
- 1:26:05but I had to leave before his wife came home. The following morning,
- 1:26:11his wife found it. My flipper had lipstick on it, so she knew
- 1:26:14he was cheating. Wife kept my flipper. He's pretending that he doesn't know
- 1:26:17where my flipper came from. I'm wearing a mask at work because I'm missing
- 1:26:21teeth. Also, Taun is avoiding me. Do I contact his wife to
- 1:26:26get my teeth back? I can't afford a new one right now, ma'am,
- 1:26:33you're trying to get the rest of your fucking teeth knocked out the fi
- 1:26:41It might just be time to tell the dinner she lost themselves because you need
- 1:26:45some insurance, need some insurance because you hunting on this lady husband and can't
- 1:26:55afford new teeth. And then when she hauled around and knocked the rest of
- 1:26:59them teeth, the rest I mentioned you around here guming, Yeah, that's
- 1:27:06called That's called ton wife, the tooth fairy, not to tooth fairy.
- 1:27:13I'm just saying. I'm just saying, like, not to ferry Jesus,
- 1:27:21you start playing to night, you gotta stop playing with people. But you
- 1:27:26got stuff that could be removed and hidden from you eyes, limbs, I
- 1:27:32mean wigs. Let's were We all know what. We all know why I
- 1:27:35still kept around. She took that she was giving a nigga that that dumb
- 1:27:43be with no teeth, My guy, no Ted I'm scared of that no
- 1:27:47teeth my eye. Oh yo, I'm seeing this lady Nigga having having flash
- 1:27:53with when he was talking sixty year olds, I was not fucking a sixty
- 1:27:57year old or she was fifty cool And this is pre marriage, of course,
- 1:28:03and it was quite silent. I did take it. I did take
- 1:28:09it down to Grandmama. So say the boys, Bob was in his twenties,
- 1:28:16ladies and gentlemen, I'm bullshiting Joe. They had to buy no flowers.
- 1:28:20He had to take bitches icy hot and big ben gay and you know
- 1:28:27what's crazy? Hey, hey, hey, hey, Aaron, can can
- 1:28:30you go by the store and give me some calcium field on shoes That lady
- 1:28:35house is smell like fucking Kangya can burn them on butter. And that's like
- 1:28:44say the sense the solid cristal the time you got put in the pant and
- 1:28:47let melk down. Hey yo, this one like plastic on the front.
- 1:28:51Ooh Jesus, but you get stuck. What start? Take your houns and
- 1:28:58lift your fire up. Because the shit that sucks all the fucking moisture and
- 1:29:01nutrient fucking body shake is that it sean I quit? Is that it.
- 1:29:15I got one moree that's the last one. That's the last one. Staying
- 1:29:18on six round chicks. My girlfriend used to be normal. After we watch
- 1:29:25Leave the World Behind, everything went downhill from there. Girlfriend is deep into
- 1:29:30geopolitics and financial biz and that's cool, but shit is falling apart at home.
- 1:29:35She doesn't make good decisions and I can't trust her judgment. For example,
- 1:29:40she says, the dollar is crashing and we're going to a trade war
- 1:29:44with China, so we must prepare. Does she prepare by stockpiling food and
- 1:29:49supplies? No, she didn't pay her card, not and instead ordered.
- 1:29:55And it's stockpiling synthetic in human hair wigs before we go to war with China.
- 1:30:02There's her. There won't be no hair me, okay, cool?
- 1:30:08Will you resell the wigs and make a profit. No, the hair is
- 1:30:11just for her. She has buckets filled with unopened packages of hair, and
- 1:30:15she's still buying more. I prefer her natural hair. We won't have food
- 1:30:18of water when the world collapses, but thank goodness, she'll have hair advice.
- 1:30:25She said, the world my name is gonna be's gonna be leaeve bitch,
- 1:30:30gonna meet Jesus bald head. We might end up in the walking there
- 1:30:33with bitch. I'm gonna have my twenty seven piece. Lady lay with the
- 1:30:39baby hair. Oh my God, lay to the God. She pay on
- 1:30:45being a hairstylist. After the world ended. She gotta make her little coin
- 1:30:49bait. You go see ray Kesha. She lived down the street about about
- 1:30:56three miles right, she barters. She does food for weeds. Just going
- 1:31:00down to the old town. You know where where Prett Street used to be
- 1:31:03nothing, it's just a dirt track. Go down there and pass the old
- 1:31:08fire that's leaning to the side at about sixteen degrees. She lives in the
- 1:31:13tent that says crown roll on the side. You're gonna see a nigga name
- 1:31:16Rich and he's gonna be calling out a na. And if you, if
- 1:31:23you, if you went there, you and Alexandria, you done went too
- 1:31:26far. You gotta come back about about half a day's worthore walking. But
- 1:31:29you'll see. If you see it in the tent with the crown roll on
- 1:31:31it and you smell pump it up, that's that's Keith. Chandre is a
- 1:31:39tent. She does quick weeds braids. Since has been stocking up weak hair
- 1:31:46since about five years before the world ended. So you go there, your
- 1:31:49guard with you, you'll be straight. I ain't black with you, sha
- 1:31:57nick you know on that gonna go ahead. But no, but that like
- 1:32:09shermany, that as ship you just stocked up. Bro, This bitch ain't
- 1:32:16stock no batteries. How you going to trade good bad? Ain't no bad
- 1:32:24bitches, ain't no bad bitches gonna try one to trade like trade food in
- 1:32:28the Apocalypse in pocalypt playing weeds on, zombies on g like, bitch,
- 1:32:32late bitch, you don't even man it don't even got no hair, Bitch,
- 1:32:47look at my bitch, zong ballow. This bit's got a three to
- 1:32:51t bust down with the middle part. Bitch, yeah this look at that
- 1:32:56lady it is be get it, get it go, mad Lord Jesus out
- 1:33:20here looking like sexy. It's gonna be with titties and ass And I learned
- 1:33:27you hear her boss. Damn what window? Everything deteriorated but the bb out
- 1:33:31and them silicone titties. I am confused what's going on here? And it's
- 1:33:38gonna be fair. That ship nigga is gonna hit it. Nig niggas going
- 1:33:46hit it going to because she got a fan. She got a fan as
- 1:33:49now it's coming in decomposing flesh. But they ain't fat though. The aspant
- 1:33:55though. That niggas, that niggas gonna they're gonna suck the silicon out that
- 1:33:59ass o, that bitch, These niggas, I get scurvy dick, Oh
- 1:34:03God, not the scurvy friend, Hell hand mercy, take necrophill. It's
- 1:34:10a whole nother love who it's time to go. We got shipped. Then
- 1:34:15with that, I got shipped today, I ain't lying. If you have
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