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- 1:34Speaker 3: this morning. Man, one of our favorites the losers of HGTV. Man,
- 1:40Speaker 3: Greg and I watched so much HGTV and you see
- 1:43Speaker 3: some of these people are like, man, what a bunch
- 1:44Speaker 3: of losers?
- 1:46Speaker 4: And you hey, like, I hate these people.
- 1:49Speaker 3: We got another sexual harassment training video from the company.
- 1:52Speaker 3: Oh good, we need to huh and the acting is
- 1:55Speaker 3: so bad, but hey, if we have to do it,
- 1:57Speaker 3: maybe we can all learn together. Greg's got some questions.
- 2:00Speaker 3: Queries for the heteros, all right, you know sometimes yeah,
- 2:04Speaker 3: the ladies doing questions for the fellows. Today it's queries
- 2:07Speaker 3: for heteros. Greg's got some questions for us. And to
- 2:09Speaker 3: start things off, we have a round of tampin pad
- 2:12Speaker 3: and feminine hygiene prices. Right for Greg.
- 2:15Speaker 5: Oh my god, he's terrible.
- 2:16Speaker 4: Yeah, awesome.
- 2:18Speaker 3: I didn't know either. This is why I had to
- 2:19Speaker 3: call in Sammy. I'm like, dude, I've been on I've
- 2:24Speaker 3: been on a mission, you know, running the store. And
- 2:26Speaker 3: I asked my wife, Hey, do you thing. She goes, yeah,
- 2:28Speaker 3: pick me up some tampons. I got no problem some
- 2:31Speaker 3: tamp I am more than comfortable doing that. But I
- 2:33Speaker 3: tell her, you got to tell me exactly what to
- 2:35Speaker 3: getting because I don't know different times. Right, Oh, there's
- 2:38Speaker 3: a thousand Yeah, there's a thousand aisle okay, and looking
- 2:43Speaker 3: all because I was on the Target website, these are
- 2:45Speaker 3: all Target prices. I didn't go Walmart. I went Target
- 2:48Speaker 3: because Greg's little fans here. So these are target prices,
- 2:55Speaker 3: and I didn't know which one would be like just
- 2:58Speaker 3: I said, just keep what i've all, please, which is
- 3:00Speaker 3: just the middle of the road average. So she helped
- 3:03Speaker 3: me out on that.
- 3:04Speaker 6: If I if I had a wife and she wanted
- 3:06Speaker 6: me to get tampons, that would require a photo of
- 3:09Speaker 6: the box.
- 3:09Speaker 7: Oh that's not a bad idea.
- 3:11Speaker 3: All right, here we go, so you know what, let
- 3:13Speaker 3: me let me start with that one. We'll just go
- 3:14Speaker 3: straight tamps first. Okay, I got four things for Greg,
- 3:20Speaker 3: all right, and the first one, Oh yeah, I'm start
- 3:24Speaker 3: with tamps. Tampas Pearl triple pack tampon so regular, super,
- 3:29Speaker 3: super plus, unscented. It's a box of forty seven. It's
- 3:34Speaker 3: time to tampas and live your life without limits. To
- 3:38Speaker 3: get incredible all day comfort and protection for up to
- 3:41Speaker 3: eight hours with Tampax Pearl tampons got leaks. She was
- 3:45Speaker 3: from five different absorbencies to match your changing flow. Uncomfortable
- 3:49Speaker 3: to remove, go down an absorbency. Plus Inserting the tampon
- 3:54Speaker 3: is made easy thanks to the applicators anti slip, grip,
- 3:58Speaker 3: oh nips liprit, while Tampak's form fit protection lets it
- 4:04Speaker 3: gently expand to your individual shape. So here's the uh,
- 4:09Speaker 3: here's the box. How much how much they charge you
- 4:12Speaker 3: for this bad boy? Forty seven tamps in their rag
- 4:15Speaker 3: forty lot?
- 4:17Speaker 4: Would that be a year supply? Is it weeks worth?
- 4:19Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 4:20Speaker 3: This reminds me of when Sally Rod was gone with
- 4:22Speaker 3: the Space NASA aster. If one hundred tampons would be
- 4:25Speaker 3: okay for a week? Yeah, whatever, shot, Yeah.
- 4:29Speaker 4: One hundred.
- 4:32Speaker 7: Wow, I'm not helping yet.
- 4:36Speaker 3: Team dollars nineteen dollars menace, and he guesses, I'm gonna
- 4:40Speaker 3: say twenty five dollars, twenty five dollars Sea Bass.
- 4:44Speaker 4: By the way, I'm looking at TIMU and they do
- 4:45Speaker 4: sell PAM tamps.
- 4:47Speaker 7: Nice, yeah, please don't do that.
- 4:49Speaker 3: I will say twelve dollars actual target price for the
- 4:53Speaker 3: Tampa's Pearl triple pack tampons thirteen thirty nine. Wow, that's
- 4:58Speaker 3: thirteen thirty nine for forty seven. And by the way, Greg,
- 5:04Speaker 3: I'll have you reading it here at the end, because
- 5:05Speaker 3: the tampas one actually even gives instructions on how to
- 5:09Speaker 3: insert and remove a tampa.
- 5:11Speaker 4: I would like yeah, yeah, I've never the way. Also
- 5:14Speaker 4: pushing reusable menstrual pads reusable and have like lions and
- 5:20Speaker 4: bunnies on them, over.
- 5:21Speaker 3: Saying period underwear taking up the space.
- 5:23Speaker 7: I wouldn't use that. For a million dollars.
- 5:25Speaker 8: I have seen that, but I wouldn't use to.
- 5:27Speaker 7: It's supposed to be like absorbent underwear.
- 5:31Speaker 4: How do you change it in the middle of the day.
- 5:32Speaker 8: I don't get it.
- 5:37Speaker 7: All right, not a good idea, no, in my opinion.
- 5:39Speaker 3: Let's see, all right, how about uh? How about this?
- 5:42Speaker 3: Next up for Greg, the Honey Pot Company pre Biotic
- 5:48Speaker 3: Foaming Vulva Wash. It's a five point five ounce bottle.
- 5:51Speaker 4: Here.
- 5:52Speaker 3: The future of your volva health is here. Supercharge your
- 5:56Speaker 3: vaginal wellness routine with our pre biotic foaming wash formulated
- 5:59Speaker 3: with pre bio and clinically tested to support a healthy
- 6:02Speaker 3: balance of good vaginal bacteria with the infusion of prebiotics,
- 6:07Speaker 3: which is gentle and non irritating. This is the Honey
- 6:10Speaker 3: Pod Company Prebiotic Foaming Vulva Wash.
- 6:13Speaker 6: You're just concerting. Here's the Wow vodka or something.
- 6:19Speaker 4: Yeah, very high end. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah.
- 6:21Speaker 3: This again, Target prices directly from Target's website. This is
- 6:24Speaker 3: not a no, it's like a foam.
- 6:27Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Well, I guess you would use what in the shower?
- 6:30Speaker 8: Right?
- 6:30Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, volta wash. Yeah, the bottle looks like you
- 6:33Speaker 4: can put it up in your liquor exactly see what
- 6:37Speaker 4: you know what it is? Yeah, what do you think?
- 6:42Speaker 6: How about eleven dollars?
- 6:45Speaker 3: Eleven dollars menace, I'm gonna go eight dollars, eight dollars mass.
- 6:51Speaker 4: It sounds like a stupid product that you don't need,
- 6:53Speaker 4: so I'm gonna go higher, nineteen.
- 6:55Speaker 3: Dollars the actual target price eleven dollars and fifty one.
- 7:01Speaker 9: You nail.
- 7:01Speaker 6: It's like I have a Volva. Yeah, that's awesome.
- 7:06Speaker 3: Alright, let's go with We already did tamps, so let's
- 7:09Speaker 3: do pads. These are the Always it's the brand Always
- 7:15Speaker 3: Ultra thin heavy, I'm sorry, Always Ultra thin extra heavy
- 7:20Speaker 3: overnight pads. Yeah, it's a thirty four count says Always.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Ultra Thin Overnight pads with Flexi wings provide you with
- 7:29Speaker 3: one leak free comfort no matter how you sleep. Rapid
- 7:34Speaker 3: dry technology absorbs gushes two times faster than the leading store.
- 7:39Speaker 7: Prove you, guys are so lucky you've met.
- 7:43Speaker 3: Odor lock that helps prevent unwanted odors to help you
- 7:48Speaker 3: feel fresh and clean throughout your day if.
- 7:51Speaker 6: I ask a super random question, do you put the
- 7:54Speaker 6: pad clip it onto the or whatever wing it onto
- 7:59Speaker 6: the need put them on or sticky? Right, so you
- 8:02Speaker 6: put the pad and then.
- 8:03Speaker 7: And then you play your underwear.
- 8:05Speaker 3: Oh wait, there's like an adhesive on the back sideway right,
- 8:08Speaker 3: Yeah for.
- 8:08Speaker 4: The clips greg wings, because these re usable pads they
- 8:14Speaker 4: have like little snaps gone.
- 8:16Speaker 3: Oh, the reusable ones ago okay yeah, uh leak free comfort.
- 8:23Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 8:24Speaker 10: How much do you think for that thirty six inside
- 8:26Speaker 10: the box that looks like they yo, this is a
- 8:30Speaker 10: bonus pack, an extra se yep, how about I've already
- 8:35Speaker 10: forgotten how much the tamps were, let's say thirteen dollars.
- 8:39Speaker 3: Thirteen dollars menace, I'm going back to eight dollars, eight
- 8:42Speaker 3: dollars sea bass fourteen dollars actual target price seven dollars
- 8:48Speaker 3: and ninety nine cents.
- 8:49Speaker 4: Menace.
- 8:50Speaker 3: The closest on.
- 8:50Speaker 4: That one seam. And they're crying about this.
- 8:54Speaker 3: Yeah, all that gush absorbancy. Yeah right, outer Lock oter
- 8:59Speaker 3: Lock give you. I'll give you one more.
- 9:01Speaker 4: Speaking of odor, this is difficult.
- 9:04Speaker 3: The vagicill odor Block Daily Intimate feminine wash. So it's
- 9:10Speaker 3: a twelve ounce bottle, looks like a shampoo bottle says
- 9:14Speaker 3: no wonder. There are thousands of sweat glands in your
- 9:16Speaker 3: intimate area. Exercise, your period and diet can also alter
- 9:20Speaker 3: your natural scent, so at one point or another you
- 9:23Speaker 3: may find it unpleasant or noticeable. That's where vegiciles odor
- 9:27Speaker 3: block wash can help. Dude, there's a girl in my
- 9:29Speaker 3: apartment complex who needs this.
- 9:31Speaker 1: Guy.
- 9:31Speaker 3: Thecologists tested hyperlogenic light and clean scent. Twenty four hour
- 9:35Speaker 3: odor protection gentle enough for every day use that much.
- 9:41Speaker 4: She so, there's a room that's she's like a weight room,
- 9:44Speaker 4: then a yoga room, and in the yoga rooms also
- 9:46Speaker 4: some cardio equipment like a row. She gets on that
- 9:49Speaker 4: rower and people literally have to crack. It really smells
- 9:52Speaker 4: like the ocean your bone. Do you know what it
- 9:56Speaker 4: is too? You're like, oh, you can tell that's not
- 9:57Speaker 4: that's not. Just be awful for this. I will go.
- 10:03Speaker 3: Twenty four hour oder protection.
- 10:06Speaker 9: I'll go.
- 10:08Speaker 4: Eight dollars eight dollars.
- 10:10Speaker 3: All right, man's kids, I was going six dollars, six dollars,
- 10:14Speaker 3: called seven dollars, seven dollars. Actual target price five dollars
- 10:19Speaker 3: and twenty one cents six deal.
- 10:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll take it.
- 10:23Speaker 11: Yeah, you should just lease them on the rowing machine.
- 10:27Speaker 3: Oh okay, So I was right about the free bleeding thing.
- 10:30Speaker 3: That's where the period underwear comes in. That's considered free
- 10:32Speaker 3: bleeding because you don't have anything up there to stop it,
- 10:36Speaker 3: so you're just freely bleeding that.
- 10:40Speaker 4: Well, to what end? Where did we? I don't know.
- 10:43Speaker 3: Maybe you're like, how you know it's irritated. I don't explained.
- 10:48Speaker 4: I got mad heavy flow.
- 10:51Speaker 3: The average price for a pack of pads right now,
- 10:53Speaker 3: average price across the board all six dollars and fifty cents.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Oh man, The average price for a box of tamps
- 11:00Speaker 3: for your box eight dollars and twenty nine cents.
- 11:03Speaker 12: I must be getting the Cadillac of tamps because I've
- 11:05Speaker 12: never gotten off that cheap.
- 11:07Speaker 4: Really. Yeah, well it's called well here I got the
- 11:11Speaker 4: h How long is that?
- 11:12Speaker 5: Well?
- 11:13Speaker 3: The ones that the one said Sammy pointed out, which
- 11:15Speaker 3: the middle.
- 11:16Speaker 7: Of the line one, Yeah, that's the one variety Jack.
- 11:18Speaker 4: That's thirteen thirty nine? Are those like? That's both sides.
- 11:22Speaker 3: That's a forty seven count like, okay, honest question. I
- 11:25Speaker 3: don't know.
- 11:26Speaker 4: How many do you burn through right per per period? Yes?
- 11:31Speaker 7: You change it like twice a day.
- 11:33Speaker 4: That's it. I thought it was way more than that.
- 11:35Speaker 8: Well, it depends.
- 11:36Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, that's a different brand.
- 11:39Speaker 7: Maybe three times at the most. I mean, my god,
- 11:42Speaker 7: you need.
- 11:42Speaker 13: To know you're going in the bathroom too, or have
- 11:46Speaker 13: you changed every time you go to the bathroom every time?
- 11:48Speaker 3: No set I fall out? No I know here speaking
- 11:53Speaker 3: of here, Greg, I told you that tamp PACs included
- 11:56Speaker 3: in the whole description of the item. I guess, instructions
- 12:00Speaker 3: right there, just in case you needed it while you
- 12:03Speaker 3: were shopping for tampons on the on the Target website.
- 12:06Speaker 4: Now it talked about difficult to remove. So if it
- 12:09Speaker 4: is difficult to remove, you just like like look at
- 12:11Speaker 4: a picture of Henry cavill or something, and.
- 12:13Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll give it a right, Greg, you want to
- 12:18Speaker 3: run it through.
- 12:18Speaker 4: Yeah, how to insert a tampon?
- 12:20Speaker 6: Okay, slowly insert the tampon applicator from the tip all
- 12:24Speaker 6: the way to the grip after you've pushed it.
- 12:27Speaker 3: But then you rip and.
- 12:29Speaker 6: And do all that after you want to right, so,
- 12:32Speaker 6: after you've pushed the plunger in all the way, pulled
- 12:35Speaker 6: the applicator out, how to remove a tampon? You'll use
- 12:39Speaker 6: your thumb and finger to grip the string and slowly
- 12:42Speaker 6: pull it out. Please just not Sammy, flush your tampon
- 12:48Speaker 6: properly disposed of your tampon in the trash.
- 12:51Speaker 8: I will flush all day.
- 12:52Speaker 4: That's what it says directly in the right there.
- 12:55Speaker 12: For you guys to give this a try on a
- 12:57Speaker 12: anatomically correct doll, just to see you.
- 13:00Speaker 4: And you would do to the easy peasy that doll.
- 13:04Speaker 4: It's kind of it's got a yeah, we can turn
- 13:07Speaker 4: it around.
- 13:07Speaker 3: Yeah, but that that might be like, you know, unrealistically tight.
- 13:14Speaker 4: I mean hanging out with Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
- 13:18Speaker 4: I feel like it's about the same. Back to what
- 13:20Speaker 4: he's question, how in one pier, how many tamps.
- 13:23Speaker 7: Do you get one peer?
- 13:24Speaker 12: I mean you're peer five six days, between like three
- 13:28Speaker 12: and seven or eight.
- 13:28Speaker 6: Days, right, so you're looking at about eight dolls to
- 13:31Speaker 6: fifteen tams.
- 13:32Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been picking them out. That many tamps, yeah,
- 13:35Speaker 4: I think.
- 13:36Speaker 14: More than probably twelve to fifteen.
- 13:37Speaker 13: I mean I would need to get probably a thirty
- 13:39Speaker 13: two pack, he said, damn, yeah, that's the whole thing.
- 13:43Speaker 4: Go to Costco.
- 13:44Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 13:50Speaker 4: Would you like your game?
- 13:50Speaker 6: I loved it, Woody Oh, man, that was fun and
- 13:54Speaker 6: I was curious about the prices and educational, very education
- 13:57Speaker 6: and more.
- 13:57Speaker 4: What he shows next time? What are you showing me
- 14:01Speaker 4: right back?
- 14:02Speaker 6: Hey?
- 14:02Speaker 4: It's menace.
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- 14:24Speaker 3: Show all right, welcome back, see mass with the local
- 14:30Speaker 3: news story of the week.
- 14:34Speaker 4: Several in facts got multiple shoes from you.
- 14:38Speaker 3: Guys can vote when you're done.
- 14:39Speaker 4: What's your favorite? All right, y, are we waiting on something?
- 14:43Speaker 4: Got a big intro. I didn't know we had a
- 14:44Speaker 4: big intro.
- 14:45Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, well it's your segment. You could have
- 14:48Speaker 3: could have maybe let me know we had a big intro.
- 14:51Speaker 14: I felt something like wet and warm.
- 14:53Speaker 8: On my back.
- 14:54Speaker 4: I just love it.
- 14:58Speaker 11: Well, maam, I'll actual about me a pizza burg with
- 15:01Speaker 11: a buget.
- 15:02Speaker 9: He finally did it, Dad's roll And do you know
- 15:05Speaker 9: how this fire started?
- 15:06Speaker 15: It was pus of my cousin he's mad because he
- 15:09Speaker 15: can't get with me.
- 15:10Speaker 4: Her support animals.
- 15:11Speaker 9: Here's a goose solo.
- 15:13Speaker 16: Local news all right, so there's always these uh stories
- 15:17Speaker 16: that pop up on the local news channels, and you're
- 15:20Speaker 16: gonna see with David Muir, they're not covered it there
- 15:24Speaker 16: even big.
- 15:24Speaker 4: Cities like I first went out of Detroit from Fox Too.
- 15:26Speaker 4: Where you think Detroit? They got lots of problems. Yeah,
- 15:30Speaker 4: everything is cold in the d well. They shut up
- 15:32Speaker 4: to a local clothing and shoe store after somebody spotted
- 15:36Speaker 4: something on the surveillance camera.
- 15:38Speaker 14: Monday morning at the Foreman Mill store eight mile a
- 15:41Speaker 14: Van Dyke.
- 15:42Speaker 17: He came straight in the store, didn't even talk to anybody,
- 15:44Speaker 17: went straight to the shoe io.
- 15:46Speaker 14: And you'll never believe what he did.
- 15:48Speaker 17: He didn't even try to hide it. He just pulled
- 15:50Speaker 17: down his hands who they didn't even wake and walked
- 15:53Speaker 17: straight out and got in the car and left.
- 15:55Speaker 7: Okay, all right, revenge even wipe?
- 15:58Speaker 4: Would you expect him to be carrying toilet? Would you
- 16:01Speaker 4: do that? Maybe it was a no wiper?
- 16:02Speaker 3: I think, well they got to have socks, right, it's
- 16:04Speaker 3: a shoe store.
- 16:06Speaker 4: Yeah, so did he have a beef at this place?
- 16:10Speaker 4: That's the thing is they said they don't know the guy.
- 16:12Speaker 4: They didn't bother to call the cops because it's Detroit,
- 16:14Speaker 4: no DNA test. Now, if you are the local news,
- 16:17Speaker 4: you got to fill out this big, you know, three
- 16:18Speaker 4: four five minute segment. So you got the eyewitness of
- 16:21Speaker 4: the pooping in the shoe store. Well, let's stop the
- 16:24Speaker 4: guy who's walking in the store and say, hey, random
- 16:26Speaker 4: appreciate here. Yeah, what's your opinion? Give us some heart,
- 16:29Speaker 4: give us a good take on guy poops in shoe
- 16:31Speaker 4: store on the floor. What do you think? All right?
- 16:33Speaker 18: I think that's ridiculous. I think that's the craziest thing
- 16:36Speaker 18: I ever heard in my life. I mean, I don't
- 16:38Speaker 18: know what he was thinking or what he was going through.
- 16:40Speaker 18: Because they have a bathroom in and there.
- 16:42Speaker 17: Ever since pandemic, they closed it down to the public.
- 16:44Speaker 17: Corporate put out the policy for our story that there's
- 16:46Speaker 17: no public bathroom, but anyone who comes in there and asks,
- 16:50Speaker 17: we let him use the bathroom.
- 16:52Speaker 14: But according to store employees, he never asked.
- 16:55Speaker 4: Oh really, he just pooped right now. You mean the
- 16:58Speaker 4: guy that just crapped on the floor didn't ask and
- 17:00Speaker 4: walked out. Another great legacy of the pandemic is. Yes, sorry,
- 17:03Speaker 4: you can't use bathrooms because you know, airborne virus and
- 17:06Speaker 4: therefore bathroom clothes.
- 17:08Speaker 3: All right, Uh, what's next?
- 17:11Speaker 4: All right? So in Fox five d C, they they
- 17:13Speaker 4: got a guy who was arrested for being a creeper.
- 17:16Speaker 4: And I hate it when local news stories tie in
- 17:20Speaker 4: something that that's getting it's getting side exposure for something,
- 17:23Speaker 4: and you know you hear what that is.
- 17:24Speaker 2: Right here, this is Anderson Omar Lopez, the suspect, wearing
- 17:28Speaker 2: this Disney Leelo and Stitch bucket hat, walking up to
- 17:31Speaker 2: seven women who were jogging in separate incidents on the trail,
- 17:35Speaker 2: masturbating in some cases grabbing the women's butts.
- 17:38Speaker 4: So was it the grabbing the women's butts part that
- 17:40Speaker 4: was too much? I think?
- 17:42Speaker 19: Was it?
- 17:42Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 17:43Speaker 9: What was Leelo Stitch?
- 17:44Speaker 4: Well?
- 17:44Speaker 3: I think he kind of paints a picture. You have
- 17:46Speaker 3: this grown ass man, you know, bucket hat from Disney
- 17:48Speaker 3: child hat, ye and stitch hat kind of.
- 17:51Speaker 7: The way he can he could finish.
- 17:53Speaker 3: Like if you told me, like, yo, he was wearing
- 17:55Speaker 3: like a size large T shirt. Yeah that I don't need.
- 17:59Speaker 4: But oh now I can pick sure, Okay, yeah, I
- 18:00Speaker 4: wasn't thinking.
- 18:01Speaker 3: Now Okay, I've been grown as man the witch bucket hat, and.
- 18:06Speaker 4: In fact that that came into the story because when
- 18:08Speaker 4: they raided the dude's home, that is indeed what they found,
- 18:10Speaker 4: all right, And in.
- 18:11Speaker 2: Each incident, police say the joggers were able to scare
- 18:14Speaker 2: the suspect away and he took off running, police telling
- 18:17Speaker 2: us they found the lelo and stitch bucket hat and
- 18:20Speaker 2: the other evidence in his home after serving a search warrant.
- 18:23Speaker 2: Joggers are police police made an arrest.
- 18:26Speaker 3: Sounds like dude, who're at the airport with men. It's
- 18:29Speaker 3: the guy from the office, Stanley. Yeah, has a little
- 18:34Speaker 3: bit of a Stanley vibe to his his tone of voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 18:40Speaker 3: So that bucket hat was very relevant.
- 18:41Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 18:42Speaker 11: And then also it's like, if you're gonna be a creeper,
- 18:44Speaker 11: why wear something so random that stands out.
- 18:47Speaker 7: Because you can finish stitch hats.
- 18:50Speaker 4: Yep.
- 18:51Speaker 3: It's the local news story of the week.
- 18:54Speaker 4: And I hate, I hate to bring in some national news,
- 18:56Speaker 4: but this is this is I haven't see this anywhere else.
- 18:58Speaker 4: This is a Fox News. They're covering the big military, right,
- 19:00Speaker 4: and this has nothing to do with that. It's just
- 19:01Speaker 4: this is not political. But one of the ladies she
- 19:04Speaker 4: was phoning in, Rebecca Coffler, and she had tweeted out
- 19:08Speaker 4: that her her appearance on Fox got bumped, so she said,
- 19:11Speaker 4: I'm going to have get another glass of celebratory champagne.
- 19:15Speaker 4: All right, Rebecca Coffler, a former intelligence analyst. See if
- 19:19Speaker 4: you can tell how much champagne she had?
- 19:21Speaker 20: All right, Rebecca, what are your thoughts tonight on the
- 19:23Speaker 20: incredible symbolism on the Army's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.
- 19:27Speaker 14: I am so excited, Emily and.
- 19:33Speaker 15: Lucas Tomlinson, everybody like, this is incredible. Finally the United
- 19:42Speaker 15: States is back.
- 19:46Speaker 4: Person tries to speak.
- 19:47Speaker 12: Yeah, that audio sounded.
- 19:50Speaker 6: Fake, like, yeah, it sounded distorted.
- 19:54Speaker 14: Fiftieth birthday.
- 19:55Speaker 15: Sorry, I'm so excited, Emily, Lucas tom Winson.
- 20:03Speaker 7: That doesn't work.
- 20:09Speaker 4: It was a celebration. Yeah, Oh she was celebrating. And again,
- 20:12Speaker 4: you could you could get away with that unless you again,
- 20:14Speaker 4: don't tweet everything you do, like the picture of your
- 20:18Speaker 4: bottle of.
- 20:18Speaker 6: Champagne, and keep some things to yourself.
- 20:21Speaker 4: And so you can hear they're kind of like, Okay,
- 20:22Speaker 4: what's going on here, And they finally had to cut
- 20:24Speaker 4: her off and.
- 20:25Speaker 15: I want to thank these offices for all of these
- 20:28Speaker 15: sacrifices and all of the hardships.
- 20:32Speaker 8: That their families come and do.
- 20:34Speaker 14: Lawrence Jones, you are doing.
- 20:36Speaker 15: You're rasing man like you guys have Lucas.
- 20:43Speaker 9: Thank you.
- 20:43Speaker 15: I want to thank.
- 20:46Speaker 14: You so much.
- 20:47Speaker 4: Rebecca, thank you, and thank you for your talking about
- 20:51Speaker 4: this was late. Now you've already had to parade whatever.
- 20:55Speaker 3: Let her go on doing a lot stand by.
- 21:01Speaker 4: Yeah, like programmers always want to kill the fund. Yeah,
- 21:04Speaker 4: who cares. She's not announcing the nuclear codes or anything.
- 21:07Speaker 11: Great.
- 21:07Speaker 3: Yeah, So this is the local news story of the week,
- 21:11Speaker 3: and let's go to Fox eight Vegas where they have
- 21:14Speaker 3: come upon this great new I guess it was a
- 21:16Speaker 3: state bill that's named a local neighborhood, Greg And I
- 21:21Speaker 3: guess they're they're taking this name back, all right.
- 21:24Speaker 21: It's an area of town that has been a staple
- 21:26Speaker 21: within the lgbt Q plus community for decades, and now
- 21:29Speaker 21: this landmark destination off Paradise Road in East Naples Drive
- 21:33Speaker 21: has an official title. The term fruit Loop, once considered
- 21:36Speaker 21: a derogatory term to describe it for our community, now
- 21:39Speaker 21: being reclaimed and used in a positive light.
- 21:44Speaker 3: Hell yeah, changed it. They've changed it to like a
- 21:48Speaker 3: fruit circle, the fruit court. Yeah, we're taking it back
- 21:54Speaker 3: to Fruit Loop where we guys going for the Bachelor
- 21:56Speaker 3: ofte party.
- 21:56Speaker 4: Thunder down Under.
- 21:57Speaker 22: No.
- 21:57Speaker 21: It's an area of town that has been a staple
- 21:59Speaker 21: within the l GBTQ plus community for decades, and now
- 22:02Speaker 21: this landmark destination off Paradise Road in East Naples Drive
- 22:06Speaker 21: has an official title. The term fruit Loop, once considered
- 22:10Speaker 21: a derogatory term to describe the queer community, now being
- 22:13Speaker 21: reclaimed and used in a positive light.
- 22:15Speaker 3: To try to describe these queers fruit scoot to the
- 22:18Speaker 3: fruit Loop or get it back.
- 22:23Speaker 5: Now.
- 22:23Speaker 4: Apparently this is a long tradition of calling it the
- 22:25Speaker 4: fruit loop dates back to gosh, the early two thousands. Wow.
- 22:30Speaker 19: What they would do in the early two thousands is
- 22:32Speaker 19: they would go to music festivals and they would package
- 22:35Speaker 19: froot loops and say, when you're done at this music festival,
- 22:37Speaker 19: come enjoy your time at these businesses and these bars.
- 22:41Speaker 3: This area has been the heart of the LGBTQ community
- 22:44Speaker 3: for so long that it's so amazing that we get
- 22:46Speaker 3: to be able to celebrate that and get signage that's
- 22:49Speaker 3: going to point people towards this area.
- 22:51Speaker 4: Beautify it a little more. Why is that straight guy
- 22:54Speaker 4: speak on behalf? Yeah, we couldn't fund in the real games.
- 22:57Speaker 6: Yeah, bill, bill won't change what the public calls.
- 23:02Speaker 9: Right.
- 23:02Speaker 6: There was a gay bar in San Francisco called Twin
- 23:05Speaker 6: Peaks and it was this massive window in front of
- 23:08Speaker 6: it and it was known for having really, really really
- 23:10Speaker 6: old gay men in it. So we would call it
- 23:12Speaker 6: the Glass Coffin because you would just look at people
- 23:15Speaker 6: from the street and think, Okay, you got minutes to live,
- 23:18Speaker 6: and you can make a bill to say you can't
- 23:20Speaker 6: call it the glass.
- 23:22Speaker 4: But that's the thing is they're calling it that now,
- 23:24Speaker 4: they're saying, hey, we're taking this.
- 23:26Speaker 3: They want right exactly all right, might as well own it. Yeah,
- 23:30Speaker 3: I well, thank you very much, Sea Bass.
- 23:32Speaker 4: Now we know where to go for after party drinks.
- 23:34Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the Fruit Loop. Yeah, and to get a
- 23:38Speaker 4: good deal on some marked down shoes.
- 23:40Speaker 7: That's the nice callback y.
- 23:43Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 23:43Speaker 4: What are they gonna do?
- 23:45Speaker 13: Oh?
- 23:45Speaker 4: He didn't even wipe it a sad.
- 23:47Speaker 14: He never asked.
- 23:49Speaker 4: No, that's noting one I wanted.
- 23:52Speaker 18: I think that's ridiculous. I think that's the craziest thing
- 23:54Speaker 18: I ever heard in my life.
- 23:55Speaker 3: I think it's a ridiculous A right, thank you, sass.
- 23:58Speaker 3: We're going to get you a quick break. Phones are
- 24:00Speaker 3: open for uh. I was thinking of a complete different
- 24:03Speaker 3: phone number. Woody sent us a text, Jesus over to
- 24:09Speaker 3: two two nine eight seven, be right back. My complexion
- 24:12Speaker 3: is out of a urinal urinal Everyone in this room
- 24:15Speaker 3: Vitamin deep, A.
- 24:15Speaker 9: Little lower, a little slower.
- 24:17Speaker 4: You want to oil them down, sunning their buttholes?
- 24:19Speaker 9: Oh wow, chugging the sun.
- 24:21Speaker 14: Wow, that's pretty much all deficient.
- 24:23Speaker 4: Indeed, sorry, I'm little cells.
- 24:25Speaker 9: Are you down with the D or not?
- 24:26Speaker 11: Oh?
- 24:27Speaker 22: Give it to me all day long.
- 24:31Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
- 24:33Speaker 3: So he said to how Menace gits on these tears
- 24:36Speaker 3: and this is currently on a Lego Focus. Yeah, And
- 24:40Speaker 3: so yesterday Menace went to multiple targets I did to
- 24:45Speaker 3: find a Lego set one which one?
- 24:47Speaker 4: Are you looking for? This one? Okay?
- 24:49Speaker 11: So I told you I I I'm on a binge
- 24:53Speaker 11: of this this one set that has ten different cars, right,
- 24:57Speaker 11: all F one f one cars, And I just like, oh,
- 25:02Speaker 11: I want to do this one car next.
- 25:04Speaker 4: And then so I go to the store.
- 25:05Speaker 11: They don't have that certain car, even though there's like
- 25:07Speaker 11: four other ones I could do that are available there,
- 25:09Speaker 11: but I'm like, no, I want to do this certain one,
- 25:12Speaker 11: and they didn't have it. So I went to the
- 25:15Speaker 11: to the next Target and I found it. But while
- 25:17Speaker 11: I was in line, I heard these other guys talking
- 25:21Speaker 11: about Legos too, and they're in their like mid twenties,
- 25:24Speaker 11: and they're like, oh, dude, she's like really into Legos,
- 25:27Speaker 11: So I like, find the right set, you know, want
- 25:31Speaker 11: to go over.
- 25:31Speaker 4: To her house.
- 25:32Speaker 11: So he was like with his buddy talking about the
- 25:36Speaker 11: right Lego set to make, you know, to set the mood.
- 25:39Speaker 7: Apparently, is this like adult coloring books.
- 25:41Speaker 4: Or I think it's the new puzzles? Oh okay that
- 25:45Speaker 4: I buy.
- 25:45Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw there are Lego sets that look like
- 25:48Speaker 3: flower bouquets.
- 25:49Speaker 12: Oh yeah, there's a whole while of that sort, and
- 25:52Speaker 12: it says like eighteen and up, like, yes, it shouldn't
- 25:55Speaker 12: even attempt this.
- 25:56Speaker 11: So what I noticed when I went to Target there
- 25:59Speaker 11: was like one one aisle that's like kind of like
- 26:02Speaker 11: the kids isle of Legos, and the other.
- 26:05Speaker 4: Aisle is the adult adults. They're crazy. I'm sticking to
- 26:11Speaker 4: the thirty dollars ones. There are ones that are.
- 26:13Speaker 11: Like two fifty, and I would love to build, but
- 26:16Speaker 11: I'd spending two hundred and fifty.
- 26:18Speaker 3: Which is also tied into the F one obsession. Yeah,
- 26:21Speaker 3: that he's got going, which is a relatively new thing. Yeah,
- 26:24Speaker 3: the one quite new year and a half. But I
- 26:27Speaker 3: got long, I would say the last six months. I mean,
- 26:31Speaker 3: I mean that you're talking about it all. Yeah, you
- 26:33Speaker 3: talked about it a lot, most so much this year
- 26:36Speaker 3: with F one. You got F one the movie coming out. Uh,
- 26:40Speaker 3: there's a lot of new series that are available on Netflix.
- 26:43Speaker 3: You have F one Academy and just like there's way
- 26:45Speaker 3: more content than before.
- 26:48Speaker 4: Wow.
- 26:48Speaker 3: Yeh, dorkiest text of the morning comes from the five
- 26:51Speaker 3: O three.
- 26:52Speaker 4: There is no s. It's just Lego, my bad dog Lego.
- 26:59Speaker 4: I mean, thank you. I'm all for being punctilious. But
- 27:04Speaker 4: that's that's a new one for me.
- 27:08Speaker 3: Uh Medice is one step away from being on my
- 27:10Speaker 3: strange addiction. He's going to be like in love with
- 27:12Speaker 3: this one. He's gonna be rubbed his penises on him.
- 27:15Speaker 4: So I haven't even built.
- 27:16Speaker 11: I haven't even even built the new one yet, and
- 27:18Speaker 11: I'm already thinking about the next one and the next one.
- 27:21Speaker 11: I'm like, I haven't even seen that one. In stores
- 27:23Speaker 11: like where am I even going to get it?
- 27:25Speaker 3: Remember the old clip, the vintage clip. My strange addiction
- 27:28Speaker 3: to the guy who had to tell his dad that
- 27:30Speaker 3: he's having sex with his car.
- 27:31Speaker 8: H that's something pretty important.
- 27:32Speaker 5: I want to talk to about them.
- 27:33Speaker 4: All right.
- 27:36Speaker 8: I'm just gonna come out and say it.
- 27:38Speaker 23: I guess I'm in an intimate relationship with Chase.
- 27:43Speaker 9: Sexually and emotionally.
- 27:45Speaker 23: You're in an intimate relationship with your car, yes?
- 27:49Speaker 9: And sexually with your car? Yes, it's your car.
- 27:52Speaker 5: Yes?
- 27:53Speaker 3: How does how does that work?
- 27:56Speaker 4: How can you have sex with a car?
- 27:58Speaker 11: Mainly it's just a lot of I'm just rubbing up
- 28:01Speaker 11: against him, Okay?
- 28:05Speaker 12: And yeah, and Greg, how would you handle this with
- 28:07Speaker 12: your father?
- 28:08Speaker 6: Take that to the grave and asked the father you
- 28:10Speaker 6: just showing him right then and there.
- 28:12Speaker 3: Yeah, not for the gay part of it, because he said,
- 28:15Speaker 3: it's you know, chases a boy out.
- 28:17Speaker 4: It's a boycott. That's the problem.
- 28:21Speaker 3: It's how backwards and redneck would be if the father's like, wait,
- 28:24Speaker 3: hold on a second, let me get something straight on.
- 28:28Speaker 3: The car is a boy and.
- 28:33Speaker 6: In the meantime have an existential crisis.
- 28:35Speaker 3: The wood Shows, The Woody Show, and we are into
- 28:41Speaker 3: another new hour insensitivity Training for a politically correct world. Woody,
- 28:48Speaker 3: Greg Menace, Gina Grant, We got ce Mass, we got
- 28:52Speaker 3: Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
- 28:56Speaker 3: you can set us your text check in with us
- 28:58Speaker 3: over to tonight seven. Greg, who's always has a list
- 29:03Speaker 3: of questions when he and his friends get together whatever,
- 29:06Speaker 3: and you can pile them and yeah or as Greg
- 29:08Speaker 3: thinks of them or whatever. He just holds off until
- 29:11Speaker 3: we do this segment. It's called Queries for the Heateros,
- 29:13Speaker 3: so kind of like Questions for the Fellas, where the
- 29:17Speaker 3: ladies on the show get to ask the guys in
- 29:18Speaker 3: the show some questions. Greg has some questions for the
- 29:21Speaker 3: straight people, Queries for the heteros.
- 29:23Speaker 6: And I wrote something down. This wasn't too recently, but
- 29:27Speaker 6: it was a while back where Menace said that you
- 29:29Speaker 6: would never frost your tips again. Remember how you used
- 29:32Speaker 6: to Menace used to yes, and you said you'd never
- 29:35Speaker 6: do that again because quote the crap we might give you.
- 29:38Speaker 6: So the question from the forum was, have you, as
- 29:42Speaker 6: a straight guy, ever not done something because society might
- 29:47Speaker 6: think it's gay?
- 29:48Speaker 5: Good question.
- 29:52Speaker 11: I do a lot of gay things. Greg, So I
- 29:54Speaker 11: think there might be the rom person ask right.
- 29:56Speaker 4: And he buys Ariana Grande's face missed.
- 29:58Speaker 6: Yeah, true, and have a man purse, yeah, which I support.
- 30:02Speaker 4: I think as a younger dude, maybe.
- 30:04Speaker 7: You thought about it more.
- 30:05Speaker 4: Yeah, I own a puka shell necklace. I would I
- 30:12Speaker 4: never really ever wanted to get an ear ring, but
- 30:15Speaker 4: that would certainly would have entered my mind.
- 30:16Speaker 3: Okay, perfect example. Okay, so I did get my ear
- 30:20Speaker 3: started with getting an ear pierced, but you had to
- 30:23Speaker 3: make sure you did the right one, the correct one which.
- 30:26Speaker 4: Left ear. Yeah, exactly right.
- 30:28Speaker 3: You had to do the correct one otherwise that was
- 30:30Speaker 3: supposed to be like that, like an upside pineapple says
- 30:33Speaker 3: that you're a swinger. Like if you had the one
- 30:35Speaker 3: earing but it was in the wrong ear, that meant that.
- 30:36Speaker 4: You that the wry. But on a certain year, the
- 30:38Speaker 4: men you were gay.
- 30:39Speaker 12: I just watched a video about this yesterday called the
- 30:42Speaker 12: Gay Ear.
- 30:43Speaker 7: It was about how this seemed to be, and it.
- 30:45Speaker 12: Used to just be gay men saying like whatever they're into,
- 30:49Speaker 12: if it's on the left ear the right ear. But
- 30:50Speaker 12: then everyone adopted it, you know, everybody wanted their ear peers.
- 30:53Speaker 12: And then it became the gay year.
- 30:55Speaker 6: So which one was the official gaze the right early?
- 30:58Speaker 3: Because I remember like there was certain athletes that had
- 31:02Speaker 3: the one earring like the little the dangly cross Deon
- 31:06Speaker 3: Barry Bonds.
- 31:07Speaker 4: I had the.
- 31:08Speaker 7: George Michael dangle cross Jordans Yeah wow.
- 31:11Speaker 3: Yeah, like the little dangle cross thing the Pirate. But
- 31:14Speaker 3: then but then this is where they got you because
- 31:17Speaker 3: after a while, if you didn't have the other one
- 31:20Speaker 3: pierced as well, if you only had one ear whether
- 31:23Speaker 3: it was the left or the right, then.
- 31:24Speaker 4: That was gay.
- 31:25Speaker 7: But yeah, was the thing correct?
- 31:30Speaker 4: Correct? Right one? No matter what? Okay, yeah, yeah it
- 31:33Speaker 4: it kind of switched like I never wanted to buy
- 31:38Speaker 4: I never gay things.
- 31:42Speaker 3: Well, I mean even umbrellas. I've just yeah, you won't
- 31:45Speaker 3: use an umbrella. Yeah, but that's just out of like
- 31:48Speaker 3: what do I do with the umbrella once I have
- 31:49Speaker 3: it inside? Like where am I going to put that?
- 31:51Speaker 4: Put it?
- 31:51Speaker 7: Like anywhere?
- 31:55Speaker 4: That's right?
- 31:56Speaker 3: Yeah, the umbrella pedestal, your umbrella bucket and the I
- 32:00Speaker 3: did watch something recently. They were oh it was MythBusters
- 32:04Speaker 3: and they were doing the whole thing. Uh, whether you
- 32:07Speaker 3: should walk or run when it's raining out? What gets
- 32:10Speaker 3: you less wet. Walking gets you less wet. Yeah, there
- 32:14Speaker 3: is in a downpour.
- 32:15Speaker 11: In a downpour, counterintuitive, Yeah, the aerodynamics of it.
- 32:18Speaker 3: Also, because you have your you're you're you're getting when
- 32:21Speaker 3: you run cross sectional area correct, Yeah, and so you're
- 32:25Speaker 3: exposing more of yourself and more of your body surface
- 32:27Speaker 3: area to water.
- 32:28Speaker 6: It's kind of just a reflex to run.
- 32:30Speaker 4: Yeah. I do think guys who run when it's raining,
- 32:33Speaker 4: I question their manliness. Not gay this, but mainly because
- 32:37Speaker 4: you know they're worried about their hair.
- 32:39Speaker 3: They're probably running to the mouth part of their boyfriend.
- 32:41Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is. Running.
- 32:45Speaker 4: I never wanted to whole hands with the other guys.
- 32:50Speaker 4: I guess so hetero, it doesn't even cross my mind.
- 32:52Speaker 4: It's a good question.
- 32:53Speaker 3: Just Greg Gorey and his queries for the heteros.
- 32:56Speaker 6: Now, I wonder if anybody else has ever noticed this.
- 32:58Speaker 5: I have.
- 32:59Speaker 6: I'm not saying all straight guys do this. I'm not
- 33:02Speaker 6: even saying most straight guys do this. I don't think
- 33:04Speaker 6: anybody in this room does this. But I've noticed this
- 33:07Speaker 6: that straight guys, only straight guys will purposely casually lift
- 33:13Speaker 6: their shirts up to kind of maybe they have a
- 33:15Speaker 6: fake itch, or maybe they're just kind of, you know,
- 33:19Speaker 6: relaxing and they just kind of lifting. Why Yeah, because
- 33:23Speaker 6: they'll lift up their shirt halfway up their chest. You
- 33:25Speaker 6: don't have to, you don't really, You could just scratch
- 33:27Speaker 6: yourself over your t shirt, but they'll lift up their
- 33:30Speaker 6: shirt kind of.
- 33:33Speaker 4: Skin.
- 33:33Speaker 6: Are you trying to show off your abs? Only straight
- 33:36Speaker 6: guys do.
- 33:36Speaker 4: That in this particular case over here, Greg, certainly not.
- 33:40Speaker 3: I'm not trying to lift my shirt for any reason whatsoever.
- 33:43Speaker 7: But it's more for like, check out this view.
- 33:46Speaker 6: Yeah, what is that?
- 33:47Speaker 3: It's the same way that people will tuck the little
- 33:51Speaker 3: part of their shirt behind like the belt buckle, you know,
- 33:55Speaker 3: because they're trying to show the belt off. Yeah, there's
- 33:57Speaker 3: a purpose behind it, right, It's not because the rest
- 34:00Speaker 3: of the shirts not tucked in, it's just that one
- 34:02Speaker 3: little part behind the the belt buckle. So yes, I
- 34:06Speaker 3: would say the same type of thing would apply, like yeah,
- 34:09Speaker 3: you're doing that just so oh no, no, is this
- 34:12Speaker 3: shirt to I don't.
- 34:14Speaker 4: Think guys are even thinking about it. Think immediately, guy,
- 34:20Speaker 4: I immediately flashed to my friend's dad, who was a
- 34:23Speaker 4: big fat guy, and it's just being a slob because
- 34:26Speaker 4: like says, you want to get your fingernails in there, Yeah,
- 34:29Speaker 4: you want to.
- 34:30Speaker 7: Can't you reach up and still have your shirt kind
- 34:32Speaker 7: of down?
- 34:33Speaker 4: I know.
- 34:35Speaker 7: Formative, yes, very formative.
- 34:37Speaker 4: You know that you don't have that much of an
- 34:40Speaker 4: I think it's turning you on about it.
- 34:43Speaker 3: Certain people who are not they're just trying to show off.
- 34:45Speaker 3: They're just trying to show.
- 34:46Speaker 4: Off their their their abs or their I.
- 34:49Speaker 11: Think as fat guys, that's what we think they're doing.
- 34:51Speaker 11: But they just happen to have abs.
- 34:54Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't think.
- 34:56Speaker 3: I don't think that fact guys, we don't scratch like that.
- 34:59Speaker 13: Well one thinking about your body like they're not thinking
- 35:03Speaker 13: about theirs. They don't have any gang up, so they
- 35:05Speaker 13: just don't think about.
- 35:06Speaker 12: I think if they have abs, they are thinking about
- 35:08Speaker 12: their body exactly.
- 35:09Speaker 6: I think I think Gina knows what I'm saying.
- 35:11Speaker 4: There's reasons you gu guys run with their shirts off
- 35:13Speaker 4: when they there's no reason they have to know, Yeah.
- 35:16Speaker 6: Because you think that would because are more test with bodies.
- 35:21Speaker 6: But they'll wear like a crop top or whatever, you know,
- 35:23Speaker 6: something like that.
- 35:24Speaker 4: But I have to fake it.
- 35:26Speaker 6: Great guys having to like stretch exaggerated stretches just to
- 35:29Speaker 6: show off their bellies.
- 35:30Speaker 3: And by the way, uh, the imitation to pose a
- 35:34Speaker 3: question is open to any of our homosexual friends who
- 35:37Speaker 3: listened to the wood Is Show. You can feel free
- 35:39Speaker 3: to text over your question over to two to ninety seven.
- 35:42Speaker 3: Queries for the heateros, And we're gonna take a quick break.
- 35:45Speaker 3: And then Greg, you's got some more questions plenty, all right,
- 35:48Speaker 3: so plenty more questions. You can help us out. If
- 35:50Speaker 3: you have thoughts on any of the things that are
- 35:52Speaker 3: already brought up, you can also text over. You can
- 35:55Speaker 3: call in eight seven, seven forty four. Would it is
- 35:59Speaker 3: Grade eight.
- 36:02Speaker 5: Garbage day? Not garbage here? People, Hey, don't forget. We
- 36:07Speaker 5: have trash Day, not trash weed.
- 36:09Speaker 6: It's not every once in a while that they leave
- 36:11Speaker 6: it out for an extra day.
- 36:12Speaker 9: It's the Woody Show.
- 36:18Speaker 4: It's Pride Month.
- 36:20Speaker 3: Greg is asking some questions of us, the heteroes, the
- 36:25Speaker 3: hardcore heteros. Yeah, queries for the heteroes.
- 36:30Speaker 6: Next on the list is why do you straight guys
- 36:33Speaker 6: make so much fun of slash belittle skincare? Why do
- 36:38Speaker 6: you equate skincare with gains.
- 36:40Speaker 4: Because it is a female dominated and centric activity, right,
- 36:47Speaker 4: But why because they are obsessed with their appearance.
- 36:51Speaker 8: We're the only ones with skin.
- 36:53Speaker 12: Obsessed with No what about people who spend all day
- 36:55Speaker 12: in the gym? Are they not obsessed with their appearance?
- 36:57Speaker 4: I mean in a way, yes, but good ones. But
- 36:59Speaker 4: that's a different angle on it.
- 37:00Speaker 11: I was gonna say, I don't know, like a guy's
- 37:03Speaker 11: skin is supposed to be rough and tough.
- 37:05Speaker 4: And also that Yeah, it's funny.
- 37:07Speaker 11: You know.
- 37:07Speaker 4: We were shooting that movie in on an actual, real
- 37:09Speaker 4: horse farm last last summer, and one of the actual
- 37:13Speaker 4: cowboys there saw one of the camera guys just putting
- 37:16Speaker 4: on sunscreen. He's all right, it's unmanly to put on
- 37:22Speaker 4: sunscreen exactly.
- 37:25Speaker 6: Kind of reiterates the question why is it unmanly or un.
- 37:30Speaker 4: Have you ever shook your guy's hand? That's very soft, producer,
- 37:34Speaker 4: we used to have and what a tweety.
- 37:36Speaker 3: I mean, like my hands are pretty soft, but I
- 37:38Speaker 3: got city hands. Yeah, because I never worked today in
- 37:41Speaker 3: my life.
- 37:42Speaker 4: You're taking out of the head. It has to do with
- 37:43Speaker 4: softness and caring about being pretty, you know, That's that's
- 37:47Speaker 4: what Whereas real men don't care that they're rugging and hard.
- 37:50Speaker 11: Look, I'm all about skincare. I love it, but I
- 37:52Speaker 11: say that, Yeah, I mean perceived as to be a man,
- 37:56Speaker 11: a strong man.
- 37:57Speaker 4: You don't have soft skin.
- 37:58Speaker 6: But you don't care about your skin.
- 37:59Speaker 3: I think these guys never think about it. It's not
- 38:01Speaker 3: part of your regular routine. You just don't think about it.
- 38:04Speaker 3: I never thought about it, you know. I don't like
- 38:08Speaker 3: the smell of lotion to begin with, so then I'm
- 38:11Speaker 3: just avoided lotion. Yeah, and we're certainly not buying. Guys
- 38:15Speaker 3: just don't buy like a bunch of different products to
- 38:17Speaker 3: put on their face. And first I do this scrub
- 38:20Speaker 3: and then I do this other.
- 38:21Speaker 4: Well, this sum and I'll back from a science standpoint,
- 38:24Speaker 4: one of that stuff even works. But beyond that, yeah,
- 38:26Speaker 4: it's it's your women are sold on that whole industry.
- 38:29Speaker 6: I don't disagree with any of that. And I'm with you, Woodie.
- 38:32Speaker 6: It smells. I find it greasy, and they say, oh,
- 38:36Speaker 6: this one doesn't smell in it, Yeah this one, yeah,
- 38:38Speaker 6: yeah it is, And yeah it does, but it's unscented.
- 38:41Speaker 7: It's usually in.
- 38:42Speaker 6: The winter time, my hands get so dry that they
- 38:44Speaker 6: crack and bleed and I have to put it on,
- 38:47Speaker 6: and I don't think like, oh, this is unmanly. It's
- 38:49Speaker 6: just oh, I'm so.
- 38:50Speaker 4: No, that's differently.
- 38:51Speaker 3: I'm thinking of you have skin when when you say so,
- 38:54Speaker 3: when you say skincare, I'm thinking about like what my
- 38:57Speaker 3: wife does before she goes to bed. It breaks her
- 38:59Speaker 3: ten minutes to go through the routine of she puts
- 39:01Speaker 3: the other thing in that keeps her hair out of
- 39:03Speaker 3: her face, then she puts something on there, and then
- 39:06Speaker 3: she rushed push, she grabs another bottle something, puts that
- 39:09Speaker 3: on there, then washes her face off and then drives
- 39:12Speaker 3: that and then does something else before like what are
- 39:14Speaker 3: you doing?
- 39:14Speaker 12: But every guy know who's ever been like ooh, like like,
- 39:17Speaker 12: give me a hit of that, and I'll put it
- 39:18Speaker 12: on and I'll be like, oh damn.
- 39:20Speaker 14: It feels amazing. It really does.
- 39:22Speaker 13: Because I was never into it either, and then once
- 39:24Speaker 13: I started, I was like, oh my gosh, my face
- 39:26Speaker 13: has never felt so great.
- 39:27Speaker 4: And it's life.
- 39:28Speaker 3: We're also the same people who use the same exact
- 39:32Speaker 3: stuff to wash our hair that we do to wash
- 39:34Speaker 3: our face and our balls.
- 39:37Speaker 4: It all works just fine. It all works fine.
- 39:39Speaker 11: Dry eggs askin may I shout out my favorite cream.
- 39:42Speaker 11: Oh yes, yeah, it's the first a Beauty Ultra repair cream. Dude,
- 39:47Speaker 11: it feels life changing when you put it on.
- 39:50Speaker 14: Oh, I've used it and it's amazing.
- 39:52Speaker 3: And they used to have the best shampoo.
- 39:54Speaker 14: They have great products all around.
- 39:55Speaker 4: I really would highly tip Homo. They'll get into it.
- 40:01Speaker 16: You know.
- 40:01Speaker 6: The only time I put lotion on my face is
- 40:06Speaker 6: after I shave. And I bought this one and I
- 40:08Speaker 6: can't for the life and you remember what it's called.
- 40:09Speaker 6: And they promised it wouldn't be greasy, and sure enough
- 40:12Speaker 6: it's a greasy.
- 40:13Speaker 4: Well when you guys say feels amazing, is you just
- 40:14Speaker 4: feel like cool or fresh? Like, yeah, it feels well,
- 40:17Speaker 4: that's just because they put like aromatic oils in it.
- 40:20Speaker 7: Your skin feels soft.
- 40:21Speaker 4: I don't know, it feels good.
- 40:22Speaker 8: It's nice.
- 40:23Speaker 4: Try try you might like it, but soda booze, but
- 40:25Speaker 4: I don't want those, you know, this one I like.
- 40:28Speaker 6: So the question is do you like having gay friends?
- 40:31Speaker 6: And there, before you answer it, the argument is you
- 40:34Speaker 6: should because they're not competing for women. Women tend to
- 40:38Speaker 6: like gay men, so that would attract more women to
- 40:40Speaker 6: the group, and then that means less competition. So the
- 40:43Speaker 6: question is do you like having gay friends?
- 40:47Speaker 4: Good question? Because I mentioned this before, I have one
- 40:50Speaker 4: of the best places to go pick up chicks is
- 40:51Speaker 4: gay bars. Yes, for sure, you know which people don't like.
- 40:55Speaker 6: But guess what, Yeah.
- 40:57Speaker 4: It's shooting fish in a barrel exactly.
- 40:59Speaker 6: So when you're at the gayble or do you have
- 41:00Speaker 6: to overcompensate? Okay, we get it, you're straight.
- 41:05Speaker 4: Do you just have to be regular? Trust me?
- 41:06Speaker 11: People know they Yeah, you stand out as a straight
- 41:09Speaker 11: guy in a gay bar.
- 41:11Speaker 4: Sure, shout out to the cafe in San Francisco.
- 41:14Speaker 11: But the having a gay guys as friends, I think
- 41:18Speaker 11: it's super fun.
- 41:19Speaker 4: I never thought about it.
- 41:20Speaker 7: Like I was gonna say, trick question.
- 41:22Speaker 4: I don't think about it.
- 41:23Speaker 3: I haven't thought of it because I'm not. Yeah, I've
- 41:26Speaker 3: never like, I've never used gay friends to get chicks, right,
- 41:30Speaker 3: Like what Team best is talking about, like going to
- 41:33Speaker 3: the the gay bars and whatever. Now I've been out
- 41:36Speaker 3: with my gay friends. I think I told you about
- 41:38Speaker 3: that one club that we went to in New York City.
- 41:41Speaker 3: Speed to getting your ears pierced, that's uh, because I
- 41:44Speaker 3: got a second piercing in in my ears at that
- 41:48Speaker 3: night when we went out. We were so trashed. We'd
- 41:51Speaker 3: gone out for dinner, drinking, drinking, drinking as all of
- 41:55Speaker 3: my gay friends are hardcore drinkers, including Greg, and we
- 42:01Speaker 3: got so drunk they were like, let's go get a piercing.
- 42:05Speaker 3: So we ended up we were in New York City.
- 42:07Speaker 3: We ended up in some place like Grench Village, got
- 42:10Speaker 3: a piercing, and then ended up in some club that
- 42:13Speaker 3: had multiple levels like floors. They had a Madonna floor,
- 42:17Speaker 3: they had a show Tunes floor, they had like a
- 42:19Speaker 3: regular club floor.
- 42:20Speaker 4: Whatever.
- 42:21Speaker 3: So we're in this on the one floor of from
- 42:23Speaker 3: which one it was, and so drunk, I'm sitting on
- 42:26Speaker 3: this kind of couch thing. I kind of half pass out.
- 42:28Speaker 3: But then I I like looked around to see where
- 42:32Speaker 3: my friends were, and right next to me on the
- 42:35Speaker 3: couch was some dude getting a mouth party. I go,
- 42:38Speaker 3: all right, that's sobered me up real quick. I'm like,
- 42:40Speaker 3: all right, I stood up like droom. I was out
- 42:44Speaker 3: with Showkiller that night. That's that's the gay friend that
- 42:47Speaker 3: he and who's his boyfriend at the time, Adam.
- 42:50Speaker 4: You guys know Adam too.
- 42:51Speaker 6: Of course, here's the thing.
- 42:53Speaker 4: I think gay guys don't seek us as as friends
- 42:56Speaker 4: because we're not interested in the same social activities, you know,
- 43:00Speaker 4: in certain ways, that's part.
- 43:02Speaker 11: Also, going out with your gay friends is way better
- 43:07Speaker 11: than going out with your straight friends because you never
- 43:09Speaker 11: have to worry about your gay friends at the end
- 43:11Speaker 11: of the night, because they are going to go probably
- 43:14Speaker 11: hook up with somebody and go off like your straight
- 43:17Speaker 11: guy friends. If you're with a couple of them, they're
- 43:20Speaker 11: not hooking up with anybody, and then you're just gonna
- 43:22Speaker 11: have to dish them and leave them alone and feel bad.
- 43:25Speaker 4: Or host them. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not gonna have to
- 43:27Speaker 4: try to protect my gay friend from them. Yeah, no,
- 43:30Speaker 4: you can't hook he doesn't want to protect.
- 43:33Speaker 3: As a side note, the same way that you find
- 43:36Speaker 3: it obnoxious that, uh, straight dudes, hetero dudes feel the
- 43:40Speaker 3: need to show and whatever hell hetero they are, it's
- 43:44Speaker 3: just as annoying when gay dudes feel the need to
- 43:47Speaker 3: show and prove all the time how gay they are.
- 43:51Speaker 3: Like we get it, right, get it, Like everything goes
- 43:54Speaker 3: back to that.
- 43:55Speaker 4: Oh I've agreed with that my whole life. Yeah, I know,
- 43:57Speaker 4: you do mega annoy.
- 43:58Speaker 3: I know, but just a you know, a little little
- 44:01Speaker 3: side note to the conversation.
- 44:02Speaker 4: That's the other thing to think about, what straight guys
- 44:04Speaker 4: like to do when we get together is King of
- 44:07Speaker 4: the King of the Hillet. We just kind of screw around,
- 44:08Speaker 4: don't really talk about much, don't talk about but gay
- 44:11Speaker 4: guys they're hot. Goss.
- 44:13Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, it's talk about feelings.
- 44:15Speaker 1: You know.
- 44:15Speaker 4: Look it's kitty cat stuff, you know, so we don't
- 44:19Speaker 4: like doing that.
- 44:20Speaker 7: Kitty cat What does that mean?
- 44:21Speaker 4: Like, you know, gossiping small.
- 44:25Speaker 3: Like Caddie, you talk about home improvement and stuff like that.
- 44:32Speaker 4: We talk about all that and music.
- 44:34Speaker 6: Yeah, I talk about like what countertop you want in
- 44:36Speaker 6: the kitchens.
- 44:38Speaker 3: I give me one more question here, Greg. It's Pride
- 44:40Speaker 3: Month queries for the heados.
- 44:42Speaker 6: It's completely fine if the answer is no, but four
- 44:45Speaker 6: dads in this room that would only be woody. Would
- 44:48Speaker 6: you be comfortable if your son told you he was gay?
- 44:51Speaker 4: Yeah? I thought about it, have you? Yeah?
- 44:54Speaker 3: Because I have other other friends who their kids, even
- 44:57Speaker 3: if it ended up being an experimental face that they
- 45:01Speaker 3: didn't take it so well. And I try to put
- 45:03Speaker 3: myself in that situation, like how would I react? I mean,
- 45:06Speaker 3: what do I care?
- 45:07Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 45:08Speaker 3: I just don't know. I just don't really understand how.
- 45:10Speaker 3: And maybe because I've had so many gay people in
- 45:13Speaker 3: my life friends, you know, my lesbian sister, my half brother,
- 45:18Speaker 3: he's gay. I don't know how I missed the gay.
- 45:21Speaker 4: Like, how do they like Shane Gillis joke almost got me.
- 45:29Speaker 12: No, But so like, you know, that's a good question
- 45:32Speaker 12: because like anymore, like in this day and age, I mean,
- 45:34Speaker 12: I'm sure there's people out there, but it's like, does
- 45:36Speaker 12: anybody care?
- 45:38Speaker 11: I would be the people that I really want to
- 45:40Speaker 11: I would be the family name out there.
- 45:42Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 45:43Speaker 3: No, I would be annoyed by it if he ended
- 45:47Speaker 3: up or she ended up being one of those like
- 45:49Speaker 3: we're just talking about, like.
- 45:51Speaker 6: I can only go to the baseball game on gay night. Ye,
- 45:53Speaker 6: Like we get it. You can only take a gay cruise, right,
- 46:00Speaker 6: gotta go to Fire Island for like.
- 46:02Speaker 3: Dash, Oh, that would be annoying. But if it's like, Okay,
- 46:05Speaker 3: they are there, they are just them, they are who
- 46:07Speaker 3: they are, but they are gay, I don't what.
- 46:10Speaker 4: Do I care?
- 46:10Speaker 7: But he's bringing home a nice boy.
- 46:12Speaker 4: Fine.
- 46:13Speaker 3: Yeah, In fact, that's been kind of a dream. Is
- 46:15Speaker 3: like maybe my daughter would be a lesbian. I don't
- 46:17Speaker 3: think it's that way because she she definitely has interesting boys.
- 46:20Speaker 4: So yeah, she's all about Benson Boone.
- 46:22Speaker 3: That's right, loves Benson Boone gossips with her little friends
- 46:25Speaker 3: at school about who's got a crush on who, and
- 46:27Speaker 3: you know, boy.
- 46:28Speaker 7: Stuff, and she's super into softball.
- 46:31Speaker 4: No, no, she likes horses and animals, and.
- 46:34Speaker 6: You know, damn it, she's not a lesbian.
- 46:36Speaker 3: Skincare All these old twelve and thirteen year old girls
- 46:39Speaker 3: are in the skin.
- 46:39Speaker 7: I wish I was thirteen. I wouldn't have these problems.
- 46:41Speaker 3: No flannel, no softball, doesn't want a motorcycle. You know,
- 46:45Speaker 3: she did like Jojo Sua, but then she flipped back.
- 46:47Speaker 3: Yeah that was also like when she was super little.
- 46:50Speaker 3: Had no idea, but I think that Yeah, it was
- 46:52Speaker 3: just about the bows or everyone. Yeah. Yeah, well Greg
- 46:58Speaker 3: answered some of your questions.
- 47:00Speaker 6: Or still wondering about the lifting up of the shirts.
- 47:02Speaker 6: You don't get it. That's a douchebro thing.
- 47:05Speaker 4: That could be like a Jersey shore thing. Yeah, like
- 47:07Speaker 4: no one has ebbs anymore. So who are you showing
- 47:10Speaker 4: up fast? Yeah?
- 47:12Speaker 3: All right, well, thank you, Greg. We're gonna take a quick.
- 47:13Speaker 4: Break the wood.
- 47:20Speaker 3: Well, Greg and his bad neighbors, We've heard plenty about them.
- 47:23Speaker 4: For the most part, I have really great neighbors.
- 47:25Speaker 3: Everybody's got a bad neighbor, and if you don't, that's
- 47:28Speaker 3: because you're the bad neighbor.
- 47:29Speaker 24: Right.
- 47:30Speaker 3: Do you hear about this woman in Florida. She's sixty
- 47:33Speaker 3: five years old. She drove her car onto a bike
- 47:35Speaker 3: path and she was chasing down a teenager who was
- 47:38Speaker 3: on an electric bicycle. She told the cops that she
- 47:42Speaker 3: was following him because he was riding his bike too
- 47:44Speaker 3: fast and she wanted to speak with his parents.
- 47:50Speaker 7: Oh my god.
- 47:51Speaker 3: Another driver saw what was going on was able to
- 47:53Speaker 3: block her car and help the kid out, get them
- 47:56Speaker 3: out of the situation. The woman was arrested for aggravated
- 47:58Speaker 3: assault with a deadly weapon good killed them, reckless driving,
- 48:02Speaker 3: hit with a citation for driving on a sidewalk.
- 48:07Speaker 11: That's why I think like having a spike strip would
- 48:11Speaker 11: be kind of cool, but you would get a major trouble.
- 48:15Speaker 4: Right, you used your own spike strip?
- 48:17Speaker 3: Yeah, I did see. There's the system for police cars
- 48:24Speaker 3: that are involved in chases where the cop car just
- 48:28Speaker 3: has to get up behind the car they're chasing just
- 48:32Speaker 3: close enough. Did you see this thing.
- 48:33Speaker 6: And it like launches some sort of net or skin
- 48:37Speaker 6: this kind of hagles.
- 48:39Speaker 3: It folds down from the front of the police car
- 48:42Speaker 3: and it kind of yeah, and what it does it
- 48:45Speaker 3: kind of like gets caught up in the back wheel,
- 48:47Speaker 3: so it grabs the car that it's chasing by the
- 48:49Speaker 3: back wheels and basically lassos it. Oh damn, because then
- 48:53Speaker 3: the squad car just applies the brakes and it goes whoa.
- 48:57Speaker 3: It just stops them in their tracks. So there's no
- 49:00Speaker 3: pitting like a net gun for a car, there's no
- 49:03Speaker 3: there's no spike strips or what I'm and when I
- 49:06Speaker 3: watched and when I watched the video of this, I'm thinking, like, man,
- 49:09Speaker 3: why doesn't every why doesn't every cop.
- 49:12Speaker 4: Car have this?
- 49:14Speaker 11: Because the television stations pay them off not to have
- 49:17Speaker 11: Oh yeah, it's big ratings.
- 49:20Speaker 4: Right, dude.
- 49:20Speaker 11: There's a ton of spike strips for sale on Amazon.
- 49:24Speaker 4: Good sounds like people on the up and up.
- 49:26Speaker 7: Shyeah, let us know what happened.
- 49:28Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't know Joe Blow could buy a spike strip.
- 49:31Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 49:31Speaker 3: Some bad neighbor news seventy two year old guy in Florida.
- 49:34Speaker 3: He called nine one one on his neighbors claiming that
- 49:36Speaker 3: somebody was shooting an AR fifteen in the roadway. Cops
- 49:40Speaker 3: show up at the neighbor's house. They only saw the
- 49:42Speaker 3: family there having a barbecue.
- 49:44Speaker 7: Oh, a bunch old kids.
- 49:46Speaker 3: Running around playing no ar fifteen. No one's shooting anything.
- 49:51Speaker 3: So they talked to several other neighbors. None of them
- 49:54Speaker 3: had heard or saw any gun fire. Turns out, the
- 49:56Speaker 3: guy like the guy who called him, his name is Samuel.
- 50:00Speaker 3: He has called nine to one to one on them
- 50:02Speaker 3: hundreds of times, and according to the report quote, frequently
- 50:06Speaker 3: stops in front of their residents to yell obscenities at
- 50:08Speaker 3: the family. In total, Samuel has made three thousand, four
- 50:14Speaker 3: hundred calls to nine to one to one this year alone.
- 50:18Speaker 3: Cool and he's arrested sixteen thousand calls over the last
- 50:23Speaker 3: five years. Six hundred and forty seven of those thirty
- 50:26Speaker 3: four hundred calls this year we're targeted at the neighbor
- 50:30Speaker 3: having the barbecue. So he's accused them of everything from
- 50:33Speaker 3: selling drugs, shooting guns, to sort the conduct. I mean,
- 50:37Speaker 3: you name it, but long story longer. They arrested him
- 50:39Speaker 3: for stalking and for filing a false report. Finally, he
- 50:43Speaker 3: was also charged with resisting arrest on a kind of
- 50:45Speaker 3: he tried to fight the cops as they were handcuffing him,
- 50:49Speaker 3: and police said, by the way, no evidence of any
- 50:51Speaker 3: mental health issues. He's just a dick. It's obvious, that's
- 50:56Speaker 3: what they were saying. They're like, Yeah, this guy's just
- 50:58Speaker 3: a prick. Yeah he wasn't. He's got no mental health issues.
- 51:03Speaker 4: He's just a dick.
- 51:04Speaker 11: Listen to the numbers on those calls again, how many
- 51:07Speaker 11: thirty four hundred calls this year alone?
- 51:10Speaker 7: Can't you just disconnect his phone at that point?
- 51:12Speaker 12: Because this sounds like the show that we've talked about,
- 51:14Speaker 12: fear Thy Neighbor, which I'm obsessed with on ID channel,
- 51:17Speaker 12: and this always leads to like someone's head getting blown off.
- 51:20Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 51:21Speaker 3: His rap sheet includes multiple battery convictions, DUI passing bad checks,
- 51:26Speaker 3: violating probation, pop possession, to sorely intoxication. And this is
- 51:30Speaker 3: my favorite charge on his rap sheet, failure to return
- 51:33Speaker 3: rented merchandise. It's so random, Winner, It's just so random.
- 51:40Speaker 3: It's pretty funny.
- 51:41Speaker 6: It's the kind of guy that just wishes he had
- 51:43Speaker 6: the world to himself. Yeah, and it's never gonna happen.
- 51:46Speaker 7: Yeah, I wish it was set up.
- 51:48Speaker 3: And you hear about people being falsely accused all the time.
- 51:52Speaker 3: I wish it was set up that when you falsely
- 51:54Speaker 3: accuse somebody of something and it turns out to be false,
- 51:57Speaker 3: you get charged with whatever.
- 51:59Speaker 4: You accuse them of. That so, if you accused.
- 52:01Speaker 3: Somebody of rape and nothing really happened, you would then
- 52:06Speaker 3: go to jail for the amount of time that someone
- 52:09Speaker 3: convicted of that crime that you were alleging did.
- 52:13Speaker 7: Yeah, gamble, Yeah.
- 52:14Speaker 3: So think about it, you know, long and hard before
- 52:17Speaker 3: you decide that you're going to accuse somebody of you know,
- 52:19Speaker 3: so what would it be for shooting an AR fifteen
- 52:22Speaker 3: in the roadway? If that really was happening, or any
- 52:25Speaker 3: of these other things that this guy was saying that
- 52:27Speaker 3: the neighbors were doing that they weren't and it turns
- 52:30Speaker 3: out to be false, then you should be written up
- 52:32Speaker 3: as if you had shot an AR fifteen in the roadway.
- 52:35Speaker 15: I like it.
- 52:36Speaker 6: Need this guy and they need a full time cop
- 52:38Speaker 6: just to respond to his calls.
- 52:40Speaker 7: Love it because you dedicated off.
- 52:43Speaker 4: You know, they can't just.
- 52:48Speaker 3: Show take the glasses off minutes it's time for the
- 52:51Speaker 3: word of the day. Yeah, that was very much on
- 52:57Speaker 3: the d L. Yeah, anyway, the menace word of today.
- 53:01Speaker 4: You go without the without the sunglass lenses. Huh you
- 53:05Speaker 4: can't get them with up Yeah, you can't.
- 53:06Speaker 3: You can't just to make them like your regular glasses,
- 53:09Speaker 3: but then you wouldn't look as cool.
- 53:10Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
- 53:11Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not bad. They haven't. I have to look
- 53:15Speaker 3: them up online. They got about like ten or twelve
- 53:18Speaker 3: different you know styles. That really cool.
- 53:20Speaker 5: One.
- 53:20Speaker 4: I got a black yeah, with like the gray lens.
- 53:23Speaker 4: That's what that's the Matt Black. Okay, that's kind of cool. Yeah.
- 53:26Speaker 4: They're pretty sexy.
- 53:27Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I mean I would have done
- 53:29Speaker 3: you with you. You know me too, you are not
- 53:31Speaker 3: now I don't. I'm on anymore anyway. So we have
- 53:33Speaker 3: this where we're trying to grow MENACE's vocabulary. One word
- 53:37Speaker 3: of the Time page from the Word of the Day calendar.
- 53:39Speaker 3: It's got the word on there. We're gonna ask him
- 53:41Speaker 3: to pronounce it or as he would call it, burnounce.
- 53:44Speaker 3: You would say that we have a pronunciation pronunciation guy
- 53:47Speaker 3: on there the definitions and it's used in a sentence.
- 53:50Speaker 3: This one from the Times of India. This is a
- 53:53Speaker 3: new publication just came out this month anyway, So that's
- 53:56Speaker 3: gonna be here with the menace word of the day
- 53:58Speaker 3: and menace. What is today's word?
- 54:00Speaker 4: Today's word of the day is super supertosis super to.
- 54:11Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna spelled for the audience. S U
- 54:14Speaker 3: R R E P T I T huh I O
- 54:18Speaker 3: U S Is it supertaneous supertaneous? I think there's an
- 54:22Speaker 3: that's one of those favorite letters you will add ends
- 54:25Speaker 3: into you'll see mars and ends.
- 54:27Speaker 11: He loves super uh tedious, supertitious, super titious. Look at
- 54:36Speaker 11: the what is that right there?
- 54:38Speaker 4: Oh? Good question, manas what's what a little like? I
- 54:43Speaker 4: don't know what you call that? The pronunciation? Yeah? What
- 54:48Speaker 4: is that? Is that math?
- 54:50Speaker 7: Phonetic language?
- 54:52Speaker 6: Up?
- 54:53Speaker 4: Yeah? There is it?
- 54:56Speaker 2: Just that?
- 54:57Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 54:58Speaker 11: I don't just read that. I don't read clean on
- 55:01Speaker 11: by nancerationing? Guy, can I put my glasses back on?
- 55:07Speaker 5: Men?
- 55:07Speaker 4: Sorry? Give it another U.
- 55:11Speaker 11: S U R R superious, T I T I O
- 55:14Speaker 11: U S superterious, superterious?
- 55:16Speaker 4: Why so superterious? Why still supertenarious? All right? I don't
- 55:22Speaker 4: know what it is.
- 55:23Speaker 6: Try again, five or six more times.
- 55:27Speaker 3: Surreptitious.
- 55:29Speaker 4: They don't have all day surreptitious.
- 55:31Speaker 3: You've never heard that word noptious, surreptitious. It's not like
- 55:36Speaker 3: it's not syruptitious, but you say it again.
- 55:39Speaker 11: Huh, say it again, surreptitious, syruptitious, yea syruptitious.
- 55:44Speaker 4: That's what the rustl this is for. To give you context.
- 55:46Speaker 11: Okay, here we go, obtained, done, made, et cetera, by
- 55:50Speaker 11: self secret?
- 55:53Speaker 4: What keep going and going? What I get wrong? Why
- 55:57Speaker 4: are we laughing? You said? Et cetera, headache matter, et cetera,
- 56:02Speaker 4: et cetera.
- 56:04Speaker 7: Where's the g.
- 56:07Speaker 4: By sealth secret or unauthorized?
- 56:12Speaker 9: Uh?
- 56:13Speaker 4: Clattice clad stine.
- 56:15Speaker 7: I love that country.
- 56:16Speaker 11: There's next there's the next worde clandestine. Yeah, okay, there's
- 56:24Speaker 11: acting in a stealth way, stealthy, stealthy way. Sorry, obtained
- 56:29Speaker 11: by a superstition, superterious.
- 56:33Speaker 4: Why did you why?
- 56:35Speaker 11: In the definition, it just repeats the word different words.
- 56:40Speaker 4: Oh, it's a different word. I'll give you. I'll give
- 56:42Speaker 4: you that other word is very uncommon. Okay, got it?
- 56:46Speaker 4: Moving on?
- 56:48Speaker 3: Can you give that word one more by s U
- 56:51Speaker 3: B R.
- 56:52Speaker 4: E P T I O N. Okay? Obtained right?
- 56:57Speaker 3: Well that one, yeah, obtained by you? Got that part right? Okay?
- 57:02Speaker 4: You just audience read sentence three ago. I'm helping the
- 57:05Speaker 4: audience here.
- 57:06Speaker 3: You can't see what we're seeing obtained by a su.
- 57:12Speaker 4: What's wrong you.
- 57:13Speaker 3: Throw things in there? It's not obtained by a it's
- 57:15Speaker 3: just obtained by and then the word you're trying to
- 57:18Speaker 3: burn ounce, okay, obtained by no way, all.
- 57:28Speaker 11: Right, subptation, subarration, separation, corporation.
- 57:34Speaker 4: I don't know what the hell subreption, which is subreption? Exact?
- 57:38Speaker 4: Okay a second, but it's basically okay, all right. If
- 57:41Speaker 4: I have my glasses, I could give you the answer.
- 57:44Speaker 4: All right, how about using a sentence?
- 57:46Speaker 11: Okay, Everyone on the Woody Show was exaggerated to become.
- 57:50Speaker 3: And what exaggerated to become? It's accelerated.
- 57:56Speaker 11: I thought, this is where we don't stop very exact,
- 57:58Speaker 11: I know, but it was just okay, okay, right, you're right,
- 58:01Speaker 11: you're right.
- 58:01Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 58:01Speaker 11: Everyone on the Woody Show was exaperated to become an
- 58:06Speaker 11: exclaimed their thespian and uh troubadour Corey Feldman to become program.
- 58:15Speaker 4: To Wow, this is where it's tough. Cory Feldman to
- 58:19Speaker 4: the programs.
- 58:20Speaker 3: Okay, everyone on the Woody Show, are you following along?
- 58:23Speaker 4: Yeah? Use your little finger to trace along.
- 58:26Speaker 3: Everyone on the Woody Show was exhilarated, uh huh to welcome.
- 58:33Speaker 4: Or become or become.
- 58:36Speaker 3: Yeah, acclaimed Thespian and Troubadour, Yeah, which I got.
- 58:41Speaker 4: Should there be a comma right there? Yeah? Thank you,
- 58:45Speaker 4: Cory Feldman, Greg's corrector should not? No, No, you're just
- 58:49Speaker 4: describing who Corey. There was a list of like three
- 58:51Speaker 4: or four things.
- 58:52Speaker 11: Yeah, you would start put in seem super easy onto
- 58:55Speaker 11: the program, right, but are superiors and sterious acting by
- 59:02Speaker 11: an evil lying cast member next the advent before it
- 59:06Speaker 11: even could occur.
- 59:08Speaker 4: Okay, this is why we don't stop him down. It's
- 59:14Speaker 4: ten thousand times better.
- 59:15Speaker 11: I knows, and then we argue about it every time.
- 59:19Speaker 3: By an evil lying cast member nicks the advent before
- 59:21Speaker 3: it could even be coordinated or smooth.
- 59:26Speaker 11: Yeah, and again that's wrong. The Times of India September four. Huh,
- 59:34Speaker 11: I don't even know what the word is. Could you
- 59:37Speaker 11: play that pronunciation guide thing again?
- 59:39Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, sure?
- 59:40Speaker 11: My adminisrationing Guide by Mancerationing Guide.
- 59:54Speaker 5: Delicious Almond.
- 59:56Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I know.
- 1:00:01Speaker 9: Feels amazing.
- 1:00:03Speaker 8: Yeah, I think I'm think of.
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: Greg and I are the two biggest HG TV fans
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: around here.
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: I cannot get enough.
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: Gina didn't think it was an actual.
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: Channel an actual network.
- 1:00:21Speaker 7: No, you've really opened my eyes.
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: I still can't believe that I'm aware that what channels are.
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: I mean not like I know Bravo is a channel
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: I've never really watched anything on, but I know it's there.
- 1:00:33Speaker 7: I literally, I'm not kidding.
- 1:00:35Speaker 12: I thought it was just piped into dentist office.
- 1:00:38Speaker 6: So weird you're talking about a TV. Yeah, yes, and
- 1:00:41Speaker 6: you're missing out.
- 1:00:42Speaker 7: Well I'm not now. I love it now.
- 1:00:44Speaker 4: I'm a casual watcher.
- 1:00:45Speaker 11: I find myself watching The Lottery dream Home the most
- 1:00:49Speaker 11: because I feel like it's.
- 1:00:50Speaker 6: On its popular.
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: Well, we have a second here, the losers of House Hunters,
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: because there's a lot of annoying people. If you watch
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: House Hunters, any of those shows was really yeah, love
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: it or listed?
- 1:01:02Speaker 6: Do you think it's expensive for these production companies to
- 1:01:05Speaker 6: crank these episodes out now because if not keep going
- 1:01:08Speaker 6: they do it seems they do.
- 1:01:10Speaker 4: Know how many seasons of House Hunters?
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: There's a billion, it's a two hundred and something.
- 1:01:14Speaker 6: But it seems like when I put it on casually, ah,
- 1:01:16Speaker 6: I've seen this one.
- 1:01:17Speaker 3: Yeah, Well they run the same keep doing, they run
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: the same bunch, and then they switch it out like
- 1:01:22Speaker 3: every I don't know off they switch them out, but.
- 1:01:24Speaker 6: Yeah, like Christina on the Coast isn't made enough? Like,
- 1:01:28Speaker 6: come on rank them ouse?
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: Do the Losers of house Hunters now missed was at
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: the Barbie convention recently. Talk those people and all the
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: different things that they do and all the money they spend.
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: Apparently a rich I know.
- 1:01:43Speaker 11: Yeah, what was the highest price Barbie was like fifty thou.
- 1:01:47Speaker 4: It was crazy.
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: So in this episode, by the way to say, listeners
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: submitted suggestion they were watching HGTV House Hunters and they said,
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: oh my god, you guys got to include this in
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: the future Losers of house Hunters. This woman is Barbie obsessed.
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: Name as Kim. Her husband is a total soy boy.
- 1:02:04Speaker 6: Oh I bet named Eric is It's pink, It's.
- 1:02:08Speaker 9: Pink, I love it.
- 1:02:09Speaker 5: Wow.
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: She also needs room for her impressive collection of Barbie dolls.
- 1:02:15Speaker 25: I probably have close to two hundred Barbies in my
- 1:02:18Speaker 25: collection at least.
- 1:02:20Speaker 9: The challenge. He wants something simple that costs less.
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: Of course he does the challenge. He wants a divorce
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: the challenge. He also might be gay.
- 1:02:30Speaker 4: You have a challenge.
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: I want to hear the boyfriend I'm watching, I'm watching this,
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god.
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: How does she not know? Oh?
- 1:02:37Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Well, what do they do for a living?
- 1:02:40Speaker 8: Change of Ruin's office up. I am an office assistant.
- 1:02:42Speaker 25: At a corporate office for a bunch of video gaming.
- 1:02:44Speaker 22: Lounges, and I worked as a quality assurance lead at
- 1:02:47Speaker 22: a video game company.
- 1:02:48Speaker 5: How many more of these we have to bring down?
- 1:02:49Speaker 9: Justice?
- 1:02:50Speaker 25: I just want to go through and Ken's prom jacket.
- 1:02:54Speaker 9: I've ruined it.
- 1:02:56Speaker 8: He has to have a popped collar.
- 1:02:57Speaker 5: We're huge sci fi nerds.
- 1:02:59Speaker 22: My main hobby is computers.
- 1:03:01Speaker 5: Building, modifying, repairing.
- 1:03:03Speaker 8: I collect barbies.
- 1:03:04Speaker 22: The collection takes a lot of space.
- 1:03:07Speaker 25: We don't have enough room, so I've taken over an
- 1:03:11Speaker 25: entire room at my parents' house.
- 1:03:12Speaker 9: I'd like to have a full room in my.
- 1:03:14Speaker 25: House where I can have all of my barbies set
- 1:03:16Speaker 25: up and still have space for.
- 1:03:17Speaker 9: All their furniture.
- 1:03:18Speaker 3: Yeah, for all their furniture.
- 1:03:19Speaker 11: I need a vision on this guy, because my gate
- 1:03:21Speaker 11: aarn's really really good getting.
- 1:03:24Speaker 4: I'm not getting a gay vibe.
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: Well give it a second, all right, tight the losers
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: of house hunters. She really does want a pink house.
- 1:03:32Speaker 25: It would be so much fun to have a pink house.
- 1:03:34Speaker 25: I had a nice wooden doll house when I was
- 1:03:36Speaker 25: a kid, and it looked just like a tutor style home.
- 1:03:40Speaker 22: I'd prefer a more simple, utilitarian look. I'm thinking more
- 1:03:43Speaker 22: like a split or you know, traditional, that's so boring.
- 1:03:47Speaker 24: Don't forget the red bastard that you you absolutely have
- 1:03:50Speaker 24: always wanted.
- 1:03:51Speaker 25: Well, I think i'd actually prefer that red in the
- 1:03:54Speaker 25: kitchen kind of creepy, because that'd be a good liar.
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: That's the real estate agent. And actually, don't she is
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: a friend of the gay dude's mom. Oh of course, yeah,
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: and so she's known him for for a long time.
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: All right, here we go House number one, the Losers
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: of House Hunters, the Barbie Dreamhouse Edition.
- 1:04:14Speaker 8: It is a nineteen twenty four Bungalow.
- 1:04:17Speaker 22: Okay, you know, I'm not going to pass any judgment
- 1:04:19Speaker 22: until I see it.
- 1:04:20Speaker 8: Oh my god, I just I can't get over the purple.
- 1:04:24Speaker 5: That has a lot of purple.
- 1:04:25Speaker 4: It's a purple house. So she can't get over the purple,
- 1:04:28Speaker 4: even though she's a Barbie corrector and wants it to be.
- 1:04:31Speaker 24: It's too purple for hey, guys, come on in. So
- 1:04:36Speaker 24: today I am showing just the cutest little dollhouse.
- 1:04:40Speaker 9: It's purple.
- 1:04:41Speaker 8: I do like the color.
- 1:04:43Speaker 25: But I wouldn't even use this for the Barbie room.
- 1:04:45Speaker 24: It could be in office, sure, you know, maybe even
- 1:04:48Speaker 24: a hobby room.
- 1:04:49Speaker 9: You know, a game room for you.
- 1:04:51Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:04:51Speaker 22: I play tabletop miniatures games.
- 1:04:53Speaker 4: Okay, man, Okay, I played how well hop.
- 1:05:00Speaker 7: You get a guy?
- 1:05:01Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:05:01Speaker 7: You getting nerd vibes?
- 1:05:03Speaker 4: Yeah, not gay vibes.
- 1:05:04Speaker 5: No?
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: Oh again, but wait too, yeah tabletop games. Yeah, tabletop
- 1:05:08Speaker 3: get very nerdy dorky. But when I said, when you
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: see this guy, he looks like the gay best friend. Okay,
- 1:05:14Speaker 3: you gotta trust me. I know there's no visual and
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: people listening, there's no visual. The name of the episode
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: is Barbie Dreamhouse in Illinois.
- 1:05:21Speaker 4: Yeah, but she's the Barbie person.
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: I'm aware of that.
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: Here go.
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: She needs a place for the Barbies.
- 1:05:29Speaker 24: Right behind that door, Eric, we have just about a
- 1:05:31Speaker 24: thousand square feet up in the attic that can be renovated.
- 1:05:36Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:05:36Speaker 8: If we raised the.
- 1:05:37Speaker 25: Roof, I could just wind up my Barbies on shelves
- 1:05:40Speaker 25: up here.
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: Okay, So can you imagine Greg, like how people like
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: in college, they'll put all their beer cans up on
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: a show and it goes We're almost like crown molding. Yes, yeah,
- 1:05:51Speaker 3: top yep, and they're like, wow, this looks really cool.
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: She wants to do that, but with barbies.
- 1:05:56Speaker 24: The next space I want to show you is the
- 1:05:58Speaker 24: kitchen area.
- 1:06:00Speaker 9: It's pink. It's pink. I love it.
- 1:06:02Speaker 8: Eric, you don't have to worry about a red kitchen.
- 1:06:04Speaker 9: I'm keeping this pink.
- 1:06:05Speaker 24: Yeah, camouflags, I am sure. Okay, So you've got two
- 1:06:09Speaker 24: bedrooms and a pass through baths down here. This could
- 1:06:13Speaker 24: be used as one of your guest bedrooms.
- 1:06:15Speaker 25: I could use it as a temporary Barbie room until
- 1:06:17Speaker 25: we upgrade the attic.
- 1:06:19Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a good idea.
- 1:06:21Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, don't worry about a red kitchen. It'll be pink.
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: I'm showing I'm showing U. I'm showing Greg and Menace
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: a picture of the I'm just getting nerd, dude, nerd. Yeah, No,
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: it looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: Maybe.
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks a little domerish a little bit.
- 1:06:38Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta you got to watch the I'm with
- 1:06:40Speaker 4: Menace on this. I think just nerd.
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, all right, all right, I'm off.
- 1:06:46Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe maybe I'm on.
- 1:06:47Speaker 13: I don't I could be off I'm not very good
- 1:06:49Speaker 13: at my gator.
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: All right, the uh, let's see the annoying house hunters
- 1:06:52Speaker 3: here and plans for tonight?
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: What do you got one? What do you want to
- 1:06:55Speaker 4: do tonight babe?
- 1:06:56Speaker 8: Before we get home later tonight? Do we want to
- 1:06:58Speaker 8: being a TV show?
- 1:06:59Speaker 5: Are you thinking like drama? Anime? Horror?
- 1:07:02Speaker 8: Why not anime and horror?
- 1:07:04Speaker 21: I love you.
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: I'm really excited about this house.
- 1:07:07Speaker 6: Why not anime and horror? Oh, I'm going to get
- 1:07:15Speaker 6: some home.
- 1:07:16Speaker 4: I love you.
- 1:07:17Speaker 8: I'm really excited about this house.
- 1:07:18Speaker 25: We're seeing a nineteen twenty four English tutor.
- 1:07:23Speaker 4: Wow, yes, I'm loim down my dollhouse.
- 1:07:29Speaker 9: I sure did?
- 1:07:30Speaker 25: I love the look at the firepose to put a
- 1:07:32Speaker 25: nice little Barbie shoes?
- 1:07:34Speaker 9: Yeah, I was thinking Barbie would look perfect.
- 1:07:37Speaker 25: Well, we can put her with her own little tiny
- 1:07:40Speaker 25: fireplace and like a mini version of this room.
- 1:07:42Speaker 5: I'd be pretty mud. I would like that. Actually, it
- 1:07:44Speaker 5: would be funny.
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: That's kind of sounded right there. It kind of sound
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: like Sammy.
- 1:07:50Speaker 4: Okay, can I make a confession. Yeah?
- 1:07:52Speaker 6: When he said how about anime or horror? She said
- 1:07:54Speaker 6: how about anime and horror? And his response was I
- 1:07:57Speaker 6: love you. Yeah, I think that.
- 1:07:59Speaker 4: Is so sweet.
- 1:08:01Speaker 7: I think they're a door.
- 1:08:03Speaker 6: They found each other. They because so that was a
- 1:08:08Speaker 6: that part was a nuclear aub abe, I love you.
- 1:08:12Speaker 6: That's that's great response.
- 1:08:13Speaker 11: They look like they're meant for each other because she
- 1:08:15Speaker 11: looks way nerdy than I expect you.
- 1:08:17Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:08:18Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought she'd be like, look like a pageant. Yeah,
- 1:08:22Speaker 6: she looks out a door.
- 1:08:23Speaker 3: It looked like they could be brother And I was
- 1:08:24Speaker 3: never arguing the nerd thing. They're definitely nerdy geeky door.
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of.
- 1:08:29Speaker 7: We all signed out there with the rest of development.
- 1:08:32Speaker 3: When I was watching this and going through and getting
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: the clips, I was getting like, a, I don't know
- 1:08:36Speaker 3: if it's really into her, like you know that way.
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: They have shared interests.
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's like good anime and horror and horror, yeah,
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: video doing both. All right, So this is house number two.
- 1:08:48Speaker 8: I think I would make this the probably in the
- 1:08:50Speaker 8: barbie room. This would be a nice spot.
- 1:08:52Speaker 24: I could put an ad as you're up there and
- 1:08:55Speaker 24: you could do that.
- 1:08:56Speaker 9: That would be very pretty.
- 1:08:57Speaker 24: Yeah, or take a look at the other rooms and
- 1:09:00Speaker 24: then you can make that decision.
- 1:09:01Speaker 8: We can do that.
- 1:09:03Speaker 9: Let's go more to see.
- 1:09:05Speaker 5: But this is an interesting way I love this.
- 1:09:07Speaker 25: Is this where the spiral staircase comes in there, it
- 1:09:09Speaker 25: is I love it cool.
- 1:09:11Speaker 5: You know, come on, John, because it's a spiral staircase,
- 1:09:14Speaker 5: you don't have to use it.
- 1:09:15Speaker 8: I'm going to use it.
- 1:09:16Speaker 22: I don't want to necessarily put my foot down and
- 1:09:19Speaker 22: be the stubborn jark that says, no, this is not
- 1:09:21Speaker 22: what we're getting.
- 1:09:22Speaker 5: But I don't think this house is practical.
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: Yeah, he's kind of got the vibe too. He used
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: the guy who would put the iHeart my wife bumper sticker.
- 1:09:30Speaker 4: Yeah, because he does love her, Yeah, he really does.
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: He's trying really hard to love her. Pretty sure you
- 1:09:38Speaker 3: found a partner for life. House number three.
- 1:09:40Speaker 22: Oh god, Maria, how are you good and spacious?
- 1:09:44Speaker 4: I like it.
- 1:09:45Speaker 8: Is not a fan of all the carpeting.
- 1:09:48Speaker 5: I like carpet, but I don't like shag carpet.
- 1:09:50Speaker 4: But I don't like sh like shag cart.
- 1:09:55Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird when you see people that still have
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: a shag carbet really and every once in a while
- 1:10:01Speaker 3: you'll see like some really old ass house on one
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: of these shows and they're still rocking it where they
- 1:10:04Speaker 3: have to rake it. Do you ever see that no
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: break it Yeah, that's what you used to have to do.
- 1:10:09Speaker 7: With shag carpet to make the lions all nice.
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: No, there's no lines because it's shag.
- 1:10:13Speaker 3: Yeah, so you would get to stand back up.
- 1:10:15Speaker 4: They had fluff it.
- 1:10:16Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:10:17Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:10:17Speaker 11: In the eighties our house had green shag carpet.
- 1:10:21Speaker 4: You mellow shag. No having to rake your carpet.
- 1:10:26Speaker 6: Seventies is when they have like built in indoor planters,
- 1:10:29Speaker 6: you know.
- 1:10:30Speaker 25: Like yeah, Woodan'm not a fan of the brown carpet.
- 1:10:35Speaker 9: Here, here's another bedroom.
- 1:10:37Speaker 8: Barbie'es there, barbiees there.
- 1:10:39Speaker 9: All right, you guys can figure that out.
- 1:10:41Speaker 22: The wall colors are what I'm gonna call tortilla chip yellow.
- 1:10:46Speaker 5: Not a fan. But what I care more about is this.
- 1:10:49Speaker 5: It's odd like texturing that's going on.
- 1:10:51Speaker 22: If we don't get it removed for a while, you know,
- 1:10:53Speaker 22: I don't know what that's going to do for putting
- 1:10:54Speaker 22: up our posters and everything else, you know, the geekye
- 1:10:57Speaker 22: posters that we put everywhere.
- 1:10:59Speaker 8: This could be a Barbie.
- 1:11:00Speaker 5: There's a little bit of the yikes for me.
- 1:11:01Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: Well, I'm imagining Greg walking into their house once it's
- 1:11:04Speaker 3: fully set.
- 1:11:05Speaker 4: Up and everything.
- 1:11:08Speaker 3: Greg, there's Barbies everywhere.
- 1:11:11Speaker 4: Things are posters, posters and posters.
- 1:11:14Speaker 6: Which I assume are not friends. They're just yeah because
- 1:11:18Speaker 6: if the texture of the wall is the issue, you know,
- 1:11:20Speaker 6: he's taping them up.
- 1:11:21Speaker 4: Yeah, Or you said poster like an eight year old.
- 1:11:27Speaker 6: Imagine walking into an adults house.
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: There's posters where we're gonna put the flash poster.
- 1:11:33Speaker 4: I think it looks cool. Yeah, posters.
- 1:11:35Speaker 3: So there are the three houses there, Now which one
- 1:11:38Speaker 3: are they gonna go with? Because it is a big decision,
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: you know, you gotta figure out we're going to put
- 1:11:43Speaker 3: all this, uh.
- 1:11:45Speaker 6: And then put all this Barbie c how the real
- 1:11:46Speaker 6: estate agent is totally enabling them? Oh, she should say,
- 1:11:49Speaker 6: you know what, why don't you skip all of that
- 1:11:51Speaker 6: and just have.
- 1:11:52Speaker 4: A normal house?
- 1:11:53Speaker 3: Is that the Is that their job though?
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: I mean, she's what you want. She wants to sale. Yeah,
- 1:11:58Speaker 4: of course.
- 1:12:00Speaker 5: Make sure you're head in the bottom.
- 1:12:01Speaker 25: We bought a house and we got these love my
- 1:12:05Speaker 25: dollar room and the guest room downstairs will be entirely
- 1:12:08Speaker 25: laminade floors.
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: And I okay, all right, so laminated floors, wow right,
- 1:12:13Speaker 3: Greg cafeteria not laminate floors. That's different, lambit, It's different
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: than laminated laminated that's also very eight shag car want
- 1:12:24Speaker 3: to go with l VP right, Well, yeah, but you
- 1:12:26Speaker 3: know the old school laminate. Yeah, it's yeah, roll yeah, Vinyl.
- 1:12:33Speaker 3: Kind of the corners would peel up great point from
- 1:12:37Speaker 3: a texture. Gay people would not put up posters, agree,
- 1:12:41Speaker 3: it woulden frames that you have some posters well, I
- 1:12:43Speaker 3: mean prints or whatever you want to call, but not unframed. Yeah,
- 1:12:47Speaker 3: I agree with the nine to seven zero. I hate
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: them both. Yeah, I really do the.
- 1:12:52Speaker 25: Entirely laminade floors, and I get to paint all the
- 1:12:55Speaker 25: rooms any color I want. Barbie's I'm putting in the
- 1:12:59Speaker 25: large just room downstairs, the one in the left hallway.
- 1:13:02Speaker 25: I'm planning on lining the walls with their shelves and
- 1:13:05Speaker 25: setting up their displays on each shelf.
- 1:13:08Speaker 9: You're officially homeowners.
- 1:13:09Speaker 26: You are.
- 1:13:10Speaker 25: We actually had something we wanted to give you. We
- 1:13:14Speaker 25: chose this July Ruby Barbie.
- 1:13:17Speaker 8: Thank you very I love you both.
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: You just gave this eighty year old woman a Barbie.
- 1:13:25Speaker 4: This is going right.
- 1:13:26Speaker 3: The trash around I'm gonna throw away if I would
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: like a thing called the commission check.
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: There you go.
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: The losers of house Hunters not nearly as annoying. As
- 1:13:38Speaker 3: like the vocal fry lesbian. Yeah, but thank you. Listeners
- 1:13:42Speaker 3: suggested that if you watch a house Hunters and you
- 1:13:45Speaker 3: think that we should feature them on a future round
- 1:13:48Speaker 3: of the Losers of House Hunters, please hit us up
- 1:13:50Speaker 3: with an email. Please note the name of the episode
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: in what season, because there's a billion, right, like the
- 1:13:55Speaker 3: actual name of the episodes whatever you're watching, and it'll
- 1:13:58Speaker 3: tell you right.
- 1:13:58Speaker 6: They even call it season. Yeah, Like when you look
- 1:14:01Speaker 6: forward on streaming, it's like edition one eighty nine, volume fourteen.
- 1:14:04Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: Yeah, but if I look at anyway, if if I
- 1:14:07Speaker 3: look on that, it'll say here. If I go and
- 1:14:08Speaker 3: then you find it house one, you'll say, like season
- 1:14:11Speaker 3: number two thirty three.
- 1:14:12Speaker 4: Episode whatever, two thirty three.
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: Here we go, So this is house on his volume five, right,
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: and it says season one, episode one.
- 1:14:20Speaker 6: See, that's where I get confused. It'll say volume five,
- 1:14:23Speaker 6: season such and such.
- 1:14:25Speaker 5: I don't even know what that means. No one knows
- 1:14:27Speaker 5: what it means. But it's her pocket is.
- 1:14:32Speaker 9: Show people go and go on.
- 1:14:34Speaker 4: I'm still in disbelief about what we learned.
- 1:14:37Speaker 7: Oh my god.
- 1:14:37Speaker 3: Over this last commercial break, Gina grad has this new
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: obsession with air tags.
- 1:14:43Speaker 7: Yeah, I got a ton of them.
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: You got to tell them to put him on everything.
- 1:14:46Speaker 3: And then she held up her phone, her iPhone, and
- 1:14:50Speaker 3: she has an air tag attached to it, kind of
- 1:14:53Speaker 3: like what do they call those things in the back
- 1:14:55Speaker 3: that you used to hold the phone with the pop
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: socket and pop sockets? She's got one up to her phone.
- 1:15:00Speaker 3: I go, why do you have an air tag attached
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: to your phone? Your phone is already an air.
- 1:15:08Speaker 12: Tag, right, you can already find my phone and my laptop,
- 1:15:11Speaker 12: by the way, find my lap.
- 1:15:12Speaker 4: Is that an Apple?
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: Yeah, the same, the same thing. You don't need that
- 1:15:19Speaker 3: on there, I.
- 1:15:22Speaker 14: Know you.
- 1:15:23Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 1:15:25Speaker 7: I didn't know what to do with them. I just
- 1:15:26Speaker 7: started putting them on everything.
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: Put them in luggage, put them in your perg.
- 1:15:30Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, thanks for telling me.
- 1:15:32Speaker 3: Oh my god, where else do you have on the
- 1:15:35Speaker 3: Apple MacBook she's got? Oh god, I put it over
- 1:15:39Speaker 3: the little a right, that's even though I wouldn't do that. Well, guys,
- 1:15:46Speaker 3: we have some very serious business to attend to here.
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: It is that time time for the annual sexual harassment
- 1:15:52Speaker 3: training workplace harassment that we have to complete.
- 1:15:56Speaker 4: That's the the music.
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what's cool about it?
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: Is uh.
- 1:16:01Speaker 3: It used to be easy, used to be a like
- 1:16:03Speaker 3: log on, start the stupid stuff, do your other work,
- 1:16:06Speaker 3: and then wait for the video to burn out, and
- 1:16:08Speaker 3: then you go there.
- 1:16:08Speaker 4: Answer the stupid question to move on, put it on mute,
- 1:16:11Speaker 4: of course.
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: But now if you go to another window or whatever, like,
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: it will just stop.
- 1:16:16Speaker 4: That's why you have to have like I have the
- 1:16:18Speaker 4: double wide monitor. So you open it in its own
- 1:16:20Speaker 4: window to the side, let it run again on you. Yeah,
- 1:16:23Speaker 4: as soon as you see that it stopped, just click
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: a bunch of buttons. Still it moves.
- 1:16:25Speaker 7: But for the silent masses of us who don't have that.
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, oh, we'll only take a few minutes
- 1:16:30Speaker 3: of your time. And some of these are like like
- 1:16:33Speaker 3: sixty plus minutes, an hour and a half plus hour.
- 1:16:37Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:16:37Speaker 11: But another hack that I that I do is if
- 1:16:40Speaker 11: it's an old white guy in the video, I don't
- 1:16:43Speaker 11: have the audio on, I know he did something bad.
- 1:16:45Speaker 3: Yeah, So who does a fault here?
- 1:16:49Speaker 11: The person that did the wrong thing, old white guy?
- 1:16:55Speaker 4: You fly through that, all right.
- 1:16:56Speaker 3: So these are clips that we pulled from the actual
- 1:17:00Speaker 3: sexual harassment training video here at the company.
- 1:17:02Speaker 4: Now, like the set up, the scenario because we all
- 1:17:04Speaker 4: ignored it. So this is actually a chance for us
- 1:17:06Speaker 4: to take the train for the first time. This is
- 1:17:09Speaker 4: like they'll set up the scenario.
- 1:17:10Speaker 3: It's the worst acting you've ever heard, dare you?
- 1:17:13Speaker 5: Well?
- 1:17:13Speaker 3: There was that one from a couple of years ago
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: that I always pointed to as an example. It was
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: like these two chicks that one was hot, sitting at
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: their cubes and like, so did you get me this weekend?
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: Goes you bet, I did, and blah blah blah blah
- 1:17:25Speaker 3: blahy this with your and like like a gophers sticking
- 1:17:29Speaker 3: his hat out of a hole, here comes the guy
- 1:17:31Speaker 3: with his head over the top of the divider of
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: the cubicle and goes total square. Yeah you guys, Uh,
- 1:17:36Speaker 3: this is making me uncomfortable. Yeah, two chicks talking about
- 1:17:39Speaker 3: banging all weekend.
- 1:17:40Speaker 6: Whatever you change the subject subject, I would say, can
- 1:17:45Speaker 6: you speak louder?
- 1:17:45Speaker 4: Yeah? What's his first scenario? This is a supervisor is
- 1:17:49Speaker 4: disciplining two ladies so hot. Supervisor is disciplining her her report,
- 1:17:55Speaker 4: as they call it, so the person reports to her
- 1:17:57Speaker 4: sounds like someone's going to get a spanking. Right, She's
- 1:18:00Speaker 4: disciplined about bad, bad products. She's hear bad reports she's
- 1:18:02Speaker 4: turned in, and then someone else pops up on a
- 1:18:05Speaker 4: like a zoom style call.
- 1:18:07Speaker 23: In the following scenario, Janet, a supervisor, meets with Nice,
- 1:18:11Speaker 23: an employee whom she supervises.
- 1:18:13Speaker 14: Shenie, we've discussed, by the way, all.
- 1:18:15Speaker 3: The right, I can already tell that Janet is in trouble.
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: All right, between Janet and Chanie, Janet did wrong.
- 1:18:20Speaker 20: Yeah, Jane several times that the primary focus of your
- 1:18:23Speaker 20: role is to provide financial reports. Every report that you've
- 1:18:27Speaker 20: submitted for the past three months has included inaccurate numbers
- 1:18:30Speaker 20: and analysis.
- 1:18:31Speaker 23: As the meeting is about to end, another employee joins
- 1:18:34Speaker 23: the video call. They also have a meeting scheduled with Janet.
- 1:18:38Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I think I'm only put the meeting, but
- 1:18:41Speaker 4: I'll rejoin in a few minutes if you'll all stay
- 1:18:43Speaker 4: finishing up.
- 1:18:44Speaker 20: No, it's okay, Ron. Actually, while you're here, maybe you
- 1:18:48Speaker 20: can give Shanie some pointers with her finance reports, as
- 1:18:50Speaker 20: she is always making basic math mistakes. Given it your
- 1:18:54Speaker 20: mom came from Asia, a bet she made sure that.
- 1:18:57Speaker 14: You will create it math.
- 1:19:05Speaker 23: How would you classify Janet's comments?
- 1:19:13Speaker 4: Wow, Asia's great actue, this is just your reports have
- 1:19:20Speaker 4: been filled with errors.
- 1:19:24Speaker 3: Guys, the super stereotypical like you know, accent they're using like.
- 1:19:31Speaker 4: Oh, and by the way, prompting on time not a
- 1:19:34Speaker 4: bad stereotype either.
- 1:19:35Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I'll take any positive stereotype. The always
- 1:19:38Speaker 3: they always say, like all stereotypes are bad. But again,
- 1:19:40Speaker 3: somebody wants to think I have a huge penis because
- 1:19:42Speaker 3: I'm a particular race, or I think I'm really smarter
- 1:19:45Speaker 3: good at math because of a particular race.
- 1:19:47Speaker 2: Eight.
- 1:19:48Speaker 4: By the way, that doesn't sound like that guy's mom
- 1:19:50Speaker 4: came from Asia. That sounds like he came from Asia exactly.
- 1:19:55Speaker 4: All right, So what's what how would you classify janets
- 1:19:57Speaker 4: to a comment there? Too?
- 1:19:59Speaker 7: It's a problem reasonable.
- 1:20:01Speaker 4: Totally, Yeah, problematic for sure. Yeah, sounds like a typical
- 1:20:05Speaker 4: day at the workplace. Okay, let's see what they say.
- 1:20:07Speaker 23: Janet's derogatory comments are inappropriate. They could also be evidence
- 1:20:12Speaker 23: of unlawful harassment as they relate to the protected characteristic
- 1:20:16Speaker 23: of national origin. This is true even though Janet refers
- 1:20:20Speaker 23: to the national origin of Wren's mom and not Ren
- 1:20:23Speaker 23: or Shenie's own national origin.
- 1:20:25Speaker 3: So what if she didn't say Asian? What if she said, well,
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: you're probably smart.
- 1:20:31Speaker 4: There's a question.
- 1:20:32Speaker 3: Because she didn't say anything about national origin.
- 1:20:36Speaker 7: Yeah, I think she'd be in the clear.
- 1:20:37Speaker 3: Yeah, you get an accent, you're smart, clearly from Germany.
- 1:20:42Speaker 11: Yeah, she didn't tell your accent. She didn't say race.
- 1:20:45Speaker 11: I mean it would be implied, but I don't think
- 1:20:48Speaker 11: they could get her.
- 1:20:49Speaker 3: This is from our annual sexual and workplace harassment training video.
- 1:20:53Speaker 4: All right, so guys, what should you be doing with
- 1:20:56Speaker 4: jokes at the workplace? Should you be telling them in
- 1:20:58Speaker 4: what kind? Well, I mean that is kind of our
- 1:21:01Speaker 4: job around here, right, I don't know about that. Let's
- 1:21:03Speaker 4: see what the scenario presents.
- 1:21:05Speaker 23: In the following scenario, Noah is in a video conference
- 1:21:08Speaker 23: call with a group of co workers.
- 1:21:11Speaker 27: Okay, everyone, thanks for joining today's meeting. Before we get started,
- 1:21:14Speaker 27: I've got to tell you this joke I heard on
- 1:21:16Speaker 27: TV last night. A rabbi, an Asian guy, and a
- 1:21:19Speaker 27: blonde woman. You get on a bus together, the rabbi
- 1:21:21Speaker 27: asked the blonde.
- 1:21:24Speaker 4: You guys making a combat Asian guy? Wow A Right,
- 1:21:28Speaker 4: before we start, I have to tell you this joke
- 1:21:30Speaker 4: I heard. Yeah, television, generic television program and what program
- 1:21:34Speaker 4: from nineteen seventy are you watching a rabbi and.
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: Asian guy and.
- 1:21:40Speaker 4: A homosexual step onto a bus. Wo jeez, do we
- 1:21:48Speaker 4: have the joke? Well, here's the thing. This this training
- 1:21:52Speaker 4: is so PC that they set up the joke right there,
- 1:21:56Speaker 4: and they like then they kind of give you half.
- 1:21:59Speaker 7: Of the punchline, but not really here it's lazy.
- 1:22:02Speaker 4: They tease it.
- 1:22:03Speaker 7: Yeah right, it's like, tell us the joke.
- 1:22:05Speaker 4: Yeah, because now I want to know what did the
- 1:22:07Speaker 4: Asian guy do.
- 1:22:09Speaker 23: Neither the law nor workplace policies are meant to prevent
- 1:22:12Speaker 23: people from telling jokes or having fun at work. But
- 1:22:15Speaker 23: how do you know when a joke crosses the line
- 1:22:17Speaker 23: into harassing behavior?
- 1:22:19Speaker 27: And so the bus driver says, that's not a speed bump.
- 1:22:24Speaker 23: Well, we didn't hear the entire joke. The joke appeared
- 1:22:27Speaker 23: to involve risky topics at the moment Noah told the
- 1:22:31Speaker 23: joke and everyone laughed. What do you think he was thinking?
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: Hmmm, yes, I think it's a pretty good joke.
- 1:22:37Speaker 4: I wanted to laugh and looked up all those like,
- 1:22:40Speaker 4: there's no joke I could find that involves rabbi, Asian.
- 1:22:43Speaker 7: Guy, and blonde speedbumps.
- 1:22:45Speaker 4: Some guessing is the blondes boobs at some point maybe,
- 1:22:48Speaker 4: but there's no there's no actual joke out there unfortunately,
- 1:22:51Speaker 4: so right your own I could be out again. So
- 1:22:53Speaker 4: here's the problem is that you heard that there's a
- 1:22:55Speaker 4: laugh amongst the So what was Noah probably thinking.
- 1:22:59Speaker 27: Let's find out they all laughed. I feel like they
- 1:23:02Speaker 27: think I'm really funny. I should find another joke to
- 1:23:04Speaker 27: tell at the next meet.
- 1:23:06Speaker 23: Oh no, do you think Noah intended to offend anyone
- 1:23:09Speaker 23: by telling the joke. It doesn't seem like it. He
- 1:23:12Speaker 23: was just telling a joke he thought was funny.
- 1:23:14Speaker 4: He's just dumb. Yeah, I'm just an idiot. He's just
- 1:23:17Speaker 4: a legal R word.
- 1:23:19Speaker 23: However, comments and behavior that involve religion, race, age, or
- 1:23:24Speaker 23: other legally protected characteristics can be considered harassing to all
- 1:23:28Speaker 23: the good ones.
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: Yeah, saying all the good jokes are off limits.
- 1:23:32Speaker 4: Whatever you do. Don't look up truly tasteless, tasteless jokes people.
- 1:23:36Speaker 4: It's yeah, it's almost.
- 1:23:38Speaker 23: If they reasonably offend others.
- 1:23:40Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I'm Chris Hansen.
- 1:23:44Speaker 3: This is our workplace harassment sexual harassment training that we
- 1:23:47Speaker 3: all just had to take. I think, I really, I
- 1:23:50Speaker 3: think that we are really kind of embracing this and
- 1:23:54Speaker 3: really taking it to heart, and I feel like we're
- 1:23:55Speaker 3: going to be better employees for it, for sure. All
- 1:23:58Speaker 3: right more when he shows next hand shot back in.
- 1:24:01Speaker 4: A field, Oh yeah, that's the spot right there.
- 1:24:09Speaker 26: The show.
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: So we're doing our sexual harassment workplace harassment training that
- 1:24:17Speaker 3: we have to do every year, and we always played
- 1:24:19Speaker 3: the clips from some of the very poorly acted scenarios
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: that they just to really kind of drive the point
- 1:24:24Speaker 3: home at what is appropriate and not appropriate.
- 1:24:26Speaker 4: In the workplace? What are you talking about?
- 1:24:28Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody on the text here said I got in
- 1:24:30Speaker 3: trouble one time during a CPR certification that I was
- 1:24:33Speaker 3: doing for work. I made a joke that even made
- 1:24:36Speaker 3: the teacher laugh. The dummy, of course, had no arms
- 1:24:39Speaker 3: or legs, and I said, finally a man who can't
- 1:24:41Speaker 3: run away from me? And I got reamed by my boss,
- 1:24:45Speaker 3: who was going through a divorce at the time, because
- 1:24:47Speaker 3: she assumed that I took a jat.
- 1:24:51Speaker 4: I'm like, who would be offended by that?
- 1:24:54Speaker 3: Well, some chick who's going through a divorce and her
- 1:24:56Speaker 3: husband left her, right now, that's a hacksworthy joke, Greg,
- 1:24:59Speaker 3: wouldn't you kinda yeah? All right, Well, back into the training.
- 1:25:04Speaker 3: We have two more scenarios to go through. What is
- 1:25:07Speaker 3: what's his next one? Sea best be.
- 1:25:09Speaker 4: Careful and then we talked about jokes and lot sexy children.
- 1:25:14Speaker 4: Be careful around the office with your compliments as well.
- 1:25:17Speaker 23: Oh, verbal harassment can happen, not just in the context
- 1:25:21Speaker 23: of telling a joke. Let's watch the following scenario.
- 1:25:25Speaker 4: Hey, Gara, how are.
- 1:25:26Speaker 5: You doing great?
- 1:25:27Speaker 9: Matt? How are you good?
- 1:25:29Speaker 23: By the way, I wanted to tell you congratulations on
- 1:25:32Speaker 23: your new baby.
- 1:25:33Speaker 9: Thanks Matt.
- 1:25:34Speaker 8: It's my first chot, so it's been a big change.
- 1:25:36Speaker 4: I bet.
- 1:25:37Speaker 23: By the way, I can't believe you only had a
- 1:25:39Speaker 23: baby eight weeks ago.
- 1:25:41Speaker 4: You've already lost all the baby weight from your pregnancy.
- 1:25:44Speaker 4: You look amazing. Thank you.
- 1:25:46Speaker 23: Do you think Matt's comment was inappropriate?
- 1:25:48Speaker 4: No? Make out?
- 1:25:50Speaker 11: Oh god, this is already made the mistake. He was
- 1:25:53Speaker 11: unattractive when he said.
- 1:25:57Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:26:00Speaker 3: Now, ladies, ask yourself this question. Honestly, would you be
- 1:26:03Speaker 3: offended if it was a guy who looked like your
- 1:26:05Speaker 3: celebrity crush, yeah, or a guy who looks like you
- 1:26:08Speaker 3: know me, Well, he.
- 1:26:09Speaker 12: Can still be creepy. That doesn't mean we don't want
- 1:26:11Speaker 12: to do him right, if I.
- 1:26:12Speaker 4: Said, oh, hey, how's it going. Yeah, oh, by the way,
- 1:26:16Speaker 4: by the way, the way.
- 1:26:19Speaker 12: He was like, here, do you want me to give
- 1:26:21Speaker 12: you a workout plan to lose the baby weight?
- 1:26:22Speaker 4: He's like, you lost it. You kept lying on air
- 1:26:26Speaker 4: all day and lost the gut. Way to go, girl, Yeah,
- 1:26:29Speaker 4: that's awesome. Matt in accounting thinks I'm hot. I see
- 1:26:32Speaker 4: you're still breastfeeding.
- 1:26:34Speaker 11: The problem is I'm unattractive, and I'm saying it.
- 1:26:37Speaker 4: Therefore, Okay, let's see if that's the answer. MENACE's answer
- 1:26:41Speaker 4: he was he was not hot.
- 1:26:43Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, Menic get the point in the certificate for
- 1:26:46Speaker 3: that one.
- 1:26:47Speaker 23: The law does not prohibit employees from politely complimenting each
- 1:26:50Speaker 23: other on their appearance. However, in this scenario, while the
- 1:26:54Speaker 23: words Matt spoke may have been intended to suggest a
- 1:26:57Speaker 23: polite compliment, the statement might make Viera or others uncomfortable
- 1:27:01Speaker 23: in the workplace.
- 1:27:02Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, he thinks I look good. Yeah, Greg, Oh
- 1:27:07Speaker 3: my god, are you sick? You look so skinny?
- 1:27:10Speaker 4: Do you think you see? That's the appropriate response.
- 1:27:13Speaker 3: I mean, I could say to Greg, oh my god, Greg,
- 1:27:15Speaker 3: you look like you have aids. You're so skinny, My god,
- 1:27:17Speaker 3: that's my goal, is Greg offended? No, No, I don't
- 1:27:21Speaker 3: have to be hot to say that. Bouncing off the walls.
- 1:27:23Speaker 3: Yeah you think I look ill?
- 1:27:25Speaker 4: Yeah? Made, Greg's weak. I shouldn't cough around you because
- 1:27:28Speaker 4: of your lowered immune responsible, right.
- 1:27:30Speaker 6: No, I don't have as I've just lost wing.
- 1:27:35Speaker 4: Talk about having your cake and eating it too tall?
- 1:27:39Speaker 3: All right, let's do one more from the HR training videos.
- 1:27:44Speaker 4: You might have heard all these and thought, well, you
- 1:27:46Speaker 4: know what, I'm in a minority. I'm cool. Nobody ain't
- 1:27:48Speaker 4: nobody coming.
- 1:27:49Speaker 7: From me wrong?
- 1:27:51Speaker 4: That's right. Let's listen to this scenario, all right.
- 1:27:53Speaker 23: Fernando, a Mexican American employee, has worked in the same
- 1:27:56Speaker 23: position for the past three years and has never been
- 1:27:59Speaker 23: disciplined and for any misconduct. Let's hear from Fernando.
- 1:28:03Speaker 26: So, I've got a friend of work named Dre Drey
- 1:28:07Speaker 26: is also Mexican American, and I joke around with her
- 1:28:10Speaker 26: a lot. Last week though, I made a few jokes
- 1:28:13Speaker 26: about her having darker skin than me, and she got
- 1:28:16Speaker 26: really offended. Now she's complained to my supervisor about it,
- 1:28:21Speaker 26: and I'm afraid I could get in trouble.
- 1:28:24Speaker 23: Could Fernando be disciplined for this comment.
- 1:28:27Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sure, isn't that that's the thing, right, I mean, yeah,
- 1:28:30Speaker 3: I have I.
- 1:28:31Speaker 11: Have family members where they talk about each other and
- 1:28:34Speaker 11: who's darker, who's not, and it don't it becomes very
- 1:28:38Speaker 11: people get very offended in that scenario.
- 1:28:41Speaker 3: Just for my own education, Yeah, we're learning. Yeah, so
- 1:28:45Speaker 3: what is the preferred lighter or darker? Which one gets
- 1:28:48Speaker 3: ripped on? The darker gets ripped on?
- 1:28:51Speaker 11: Yeah, and even though everybody's Mexican, even though everybody's mex
- 1:28:55Speaker 11: same family and get the.
- 1:28:57Speaker 3: Same family, siblings, and the lighter one is like one, Yeah,
- 1:29:00Speaker 3: one of the puppies in the litter come out darker
- 1:29:02Speaker 3: than the other one. And you know it's same mother,
- 1:29:05Speaker 3: same father, same everything. It's drama.
- 1:29:07Speaker 4: Yeah. I noticed that in Japan menace like Japanese and
- 1:29:12Speaker 4: some Korean people, they're lighter skinned than white people are.
- 1:29:16Speaker 12: And they and there's a lot of pride in that.
- 1:29:18Speaker 12: You know, they really protect their skin for that reason.
- 1:29:20Speaker 12: He's my friends.
- 1:29:23Speaker 3: I was talking to her and she is also a
- 1:29:25Speaker 3: Mexican American, and I.
- 1:29:27Speaker 4: Read a crack about how she's so dark because it
- 1:29:30Speaker 4: comes up a workplace conversation. Personally, I'm Latin X like,
- 1:29:37Speaker 4: so he's in the clear.
- 1:29:39Speaker 3: No, dog, you know what, I'm gonna go out on
- 1:29:42Speaker 3: the limb.
- 1:29:42Speaker 4: I'll be on me.
- 1:29:43Speaker 3: I'll say, he's totally fine. Why wouldn't he be fine?
- 1:29:48Speaker 4: Come on.
- 1:29:49Speaker 23: Even though Fernando and Dre are both of the same
- 1:29:51Speaker 23: race and national origin, Fernando's comment could be considered harassment
- 1:29:56Speaker 23: based on the color of Dray's skin. Any harassing behavior
- 1:30:00Speaker 23: violates workplace policies and can result in discipline.
- 1:30:04Speaker 4: Man, these hate R people are gonna hate the whole
- 1:30:06Speaker 4: use of the in word rule.
- 1:30:08Speaker 3: Oh yeah, does that fly in the workplace.
- 1:30:12Speaker 4: I've been called that around here, so have I I
- 1:30:16Speaker 4: was offended.
- 1:30:17Speaker 3: Yeah, in fact, that just happened recently. Yeah, in a
- 1:30:22Speaker 3: bad way.
- 1:30:22Speaker 4: It wasn't.
- 1:30:23Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't like a att Yeah I felt so.
- 1:30:26Speaker 4: I actually kind of cool, yeh, because we got the.
- 1:30:30Speaker 3: Hip hop station and their studios are right next to ours,
- 1:30:33Speaker 3: and uh, you know, saw somebody that I hadn't seen
- 1:30:35Speaker 3: in a while in the hallway, and uh, I got tapped.
- 1:30:37Speaker 4: Up and it was super cool.
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: Man.
- 1:30:40Speaker 4: You know, I've made this whole guy feel awesome of
- 1:30:43Speaker 4: the past few years. You know, just I've used I've
- 1:30:44Speaker 4: noticed people using the N word a lot more, or
- 1:30:47Speaker 4: certain Asian folks like like the guys, Yeah yeah, like
- 1:30:50Speaker 4: they they embraced it. You'll see it on social media.
- 1:30:53Speaker 3: I think it's a generational thing because I've seen a
- 1:30:55Speaker 3: lot of those, Like we're the video of like two
- 1:30:58Speaker 3: white teenagers fighting and they're saying that like yeah, what
- 1:31:04Speaker 3: you got and where what you got and like every
- 1:31:06Speaker 3: like everybody's throwing around by white dudes, Asian dudes, whatever.
- 1:31:10Speaker 3: But I think it's just because that's what they see
- 1:31:11Speaker 3: in the videos of other people.
- 1:31:13Speaker 4: It's like they're they think it's okay, but they're not. Fine.
- 1:31:21Speaker 3: The Woody Show, it's the Woody Show, as you know, Woody,
- 1:31:25Speaker 3: Greg Venice, this, Gina Grass, right, we got Sammy, we
- 1:31:28Speaker 3: got Sea Bass and another question for you, let us
- 1:31:31Speaker 3: know what you think on this one. Hit us up
- 1:31:33Speaker 3: with the text over to two to ninety seven call
- 1:31:35Speaker 3: in eight seven, seven forty four woody people were asked,
- 1:31:39Speaker 3: what is a bad habit?
- 1:31:40Speaker 4: You're not willing to change? Oh boy?
- 1:31:44Speaker 3: And for by the way, a lot of people their
- 1:31:45Speaker 3: bad habits were things that we consume, so sugar and sweets,
- 1:31:50Speaker 3: min is on here, soda, I'm sorry but I'm just
- 1:31:53Speaker 3: not giving up give it up to sodis. Yeah, I'm
- 1:31:56Speaker 3: just not Yeah. Yeah, because here's the thing. I've lost
- 1:32:00Speaker 3: considerable weight a few different times, you know, in my
- 1:32:02Speaker 3: adult life. It won over the last few years, seventy
- 1:32:05Speaker 3: pounds at a clip, and I drink I drank it
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: the entire time.
- 1:32:08Speaker 8: Really.
- 1:32:09Speaker 3: Yes, it doesn't make you fat. It makes you maybe
- 1:32:11Speaker 3: crave other things. But if you avoid those other things,
- 1:32:13Speaker 3: you're fine. So I'm not giving it up that few Yeah,
- 1:32:15Speaker 3: so good energy, drinks, pizza, you know, binge, eating too
- 1:32:20Speaker 3: much alcohol, smoking too much weed.
- 1:32:23Speaker 11: So what would be all the fun stuff, all the
- 1:32:26Speaker 11: good stuff?
- 1:32:26Speaker 3: But like, so for you, like, what's a bad habit
- 1:32:28Speaker 3: you've got you're not willing to change.
- 1:32:29Speaker 6: I'm gonna I'm gonna go with cracking my knuckles.
- 1:32:32Speaker 4: Cracking your knuckles.
- 1:32:33Speaker 3: I can't stop, won't stop. I mean, you haven't stopped vaping.
- 1:32:36Speaker 3: You're still still hitting that vape dog.
- 1:32:38Speaker 4: But I would like to stop. Yeah, someday, Gina.
- 1:32:42Speaker 12: I mean i'd say my noises, but I'm trying to
- 1:32:44Speaker 12: do better starting today.
- 1:32:46Speaker 3: Weird noises.
- 1:32:47Speaker 4: Yeah, I met us. What were yours beaking? Probably like
- 1:32:50Speaker 4: fingernails toenails.
- 1:32:51Speaker 6: I just like, you know, rip them off because I'm
- 1:32:53Speaker 6: a man, instead.
- 1:32:54Speaker 4: Of right, instead of clipping them. Yeah, you just peel
- 1:32:57Speaker 4: them off. You's so dainty to clip them, Sam, I
- 1:33:00Speaker 4: truly can't think of any.
- 1:33:05Speaker 3: You're the first t I'm gonna.
- 1:33:06Speaker 4: Start going to less and less. I can't think of anything.
- 1:33:09Speaker 7: I don't do this.
- 1:33:10Speaker 4: I'm a to me.
- 1:33:12Speaker 13: I'm sure that it does, but I'm trying really hard.
- 1:33:15Speaker 13: That's why I did lent every year, and I've curved
- 1:33:17Speaker 13: so many.
- 1:33:18Speaker 4: Bad habits that I can't think of any show.
- 1:33:21Speaker 3: Well besides the stuff we're consuming. Refusing to delete old emails.
- 1:33:25Speaker 3: I won't do that, procrastinating, taking your nose.
- 1:33:29Speaker 4: But that one is.
- 1:33:30Speaker 14: Wait, is keeping old emails a bad habit?
- 1:33:32Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:33:33Speaker 14: Why then I guess that.
- 1:33:35Speaker 13: I mean, I heard them like crazy, but I never
- 1:33:36Speaker 13: considered it a bad habit.
- 1:33:38Speaker 4: Gambling, twirling your hair, that was a lot of ladies
- 1:33:41Speaker 4: said that, Oh yeah, that's annoying.
- 1:33:43Speaker 3: Hitting snooze about five times every morning, staying up too late,
- 1:33:47Speaker 3: just scrolling.
- 1:33:47Speaker 4: Through your phone, that's the one.
- 1:33:49Speaker 3: Yeah, social media in general, ignoring text messages, sucking your thumb.
- 1:33:55Speaker 3: One person said that they're thirty six and they occasionally
- 1:33:58Speaker 3: still do it because it's self soothing?
- 1:34:01Speaker 4: Is it? Wow? What a loser wasting too much time gaming?
- 1:34:05Speaker 4: What is it for you?
- 1:34:06Speaker 3: What's the bad habit you've got you're not willing to change?
- 1:34:09Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four Woody hit us up with
- 1:34:12Speaker 3: a text over to two two nine eight seven.
- 1:34:16Speaker 4: Tabuila wouldn't approve The Woody Show.
- 1:34:19Speaker 3: Well, that's it for this hour. That is it for
- 1:34:22Speaker 3: today's show. That's it for the week, everybody weekend time.
- 1:34:28Speaker 3: All right, So catch today's full show podcast plus anything
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- 1:34:58Speaker 4: The Woody Show. Yeah and sweet.
- 1:35:00Speaker 3: Let's get out of here. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.
- 1:35:02Speaker 6: Please you always remember that vodka is a lot cheaper
- 1:35:05Speaker 6: than therapy.
- 1:35:08Speaker 4: See with vodka.
- 1:35:09Speaker 3: Unfortunately now these days I have to do the math
- 1:35:11Speaker 3: of how much do I pay for a bottle of
- 1:35:14Speaker 3: aspirin easton headache on the vodka?
- 1:35:16Speaker 4: Yeah, tequilo, it's a different story.
- 1:35:20Speaker 6: My weight in that also cheaper than therapy.
- 1:35:23Speaker 3: All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
- 1:35:25Speaker 3: so much for giving the Wood Show some of your
- 1:35:27Speaker 3: valuable time this week. You know we love it, appreciate
- 1:35:30Speaker 3: you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
- 1:35:32Speaker 3: Catch you back here on Monday. Have a great weekend,
- 1:35:34Speaker 3: s MD, double m
- 1:35:35Speaker 4: Bye, Great Friday, mo