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Episode 81: Exploding Whale · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: On this week's episode of Tom and Jerry Show, I'm
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  Speaker 1: on other Things, the boys get to discuss in a
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  Speaker 1: very memorable day in America when a whale became beached. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the plan was to get rid of the sudden thing.
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  Speaker 1: Can't very well flush it down toilet, can't throw it
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  Speaker 1: in back of lan drove and take it to dump?
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  Speaker 1: What they could have called Fred Dibner. Surely I could
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  Speaker 1: have come up with some kind of plan better than
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  Speaker 1: what they actually did. That's right, they called the bloody dynamite.
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  Speaker 1: Men enjoyed the episode, I'll see the.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to the Tom and Jerry podcast, where
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  Speaker 2: I'm Tom. Will tell you this, this is how, this
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  Speaker 2: is where we are right now. Tom, o'manney over there,
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  Speaker 2: Can you confirm to the listeners that I, Jerry McBride
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  Speaker 2: am with hand rubbing vaulter all essential to a sore shoulder,
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  Speaker 2: while in the other hand is a Cannaheineken.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's medicinal in every direction. But I want
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  Speaker 3: to say that if you an only fan's page could
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  Speaker 3: open on what Jerry is doing right now, just massaging
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  Speaker 3: himself underneath his own T shirt. And now I kind
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  Speaker 3: of want to massage my two fucked up shoulders.
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  Speaker 2: Jeseuz, I'm massage my massage and my can lift and
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  Speaker 2: hand because I tell you it's been a day. Ladies
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  Speaker 2: and gentlemen, I hope you had a better day than
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  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 3: You haven't been out filling potholes all day?
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  Speaker 2: Gee, I haven't been breaking rocks Tom Every now and then,
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  Speaker 2: I've decided to derail the what is supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: a comedy podcast here? But have you ever been to
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  Speaker 2: the Titanic exhibition up in Belfast?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't have any interesting crashes.
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  Speaker 2: It's that's the thing. If you're going there for a
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  Speaker 2: story of how the Titanic sunk, you'll be disappointed. It's
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  Speaker 2: a story about how the thing was built.
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  Speaker 3: The fuck they made a bollock of it. I want
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  Speaker 3: to find it. I want to find out how a
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  Speaker 3: fucking bad joke was fucking made. Tell me how good
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  Speaker 3: joke was made.
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  Speaker 2: Well, anytime you feel like giving out about a day's work,
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about the boys building, not just the Titanic,
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  Speaker 2: but any number of ships that ended up floating home
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  Speaker 2: where when you turned up with Harlan and whof Wolf
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  Speaker 2: for a day's work, there was a high probability that
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  Speaker 2: someone up from you on a scaffolding wasn't the Catholic,
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  Speaker 2: wasn't the Catholic, and would drop a white hot rivet
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  Speaker 2: that would just pass cleanly through your fucking skull with
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  Speaker 2: no resistance, just to drop bore a hole smooth through
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  Speaker 2: your fucking skull. But then we stopped sizzling by the
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  Speaker 2: time maybe it got to your small intestine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there was a day. You know, when you
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  Speaker 3: put down a day's work like that chair, you fucking
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  Speaker 3: earned your dinner, you know that kind of way, like
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  Speaker 3: you felt like you did the day's work.
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  Speaker 2: I earned a rub of alter all on an you doing, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, I'm delighted. I filled twelve potholes that
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  Speaker 3: are after accruing in our in in the driveway.
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  Speaker 2: Oh shit, that wasn't a metaphor, you were.
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  Speaker 3: I was literally filling potholes. So's it's it's it's a
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  Speaker 3: fun family day out ourself drives. I go with a
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  Speaker 3: big load of buckets of because of a half ton
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  Speaker 3: of EIGHTO four out the side of the house.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm not being smart here, Tom, Where are you
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  Speaker 2: filling these.
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  Speaker 3: Ball when you do come to visit it become very
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  Speaker 3: parent with the five hundred meters of road that I've
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  Speaker 3: built through the forest. So it needs touch ups every
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  Speaker 3: so often.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I was going to say. So it's not
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  Speaker 2: no disrespect, Like, you know, I don't think you're at
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  Speaker 2: the pothole here and there kind of stage of the job.
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  Speaker 2: You're at the fairly substantial road lane in the things, right.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well the road is laid, it's in, but
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  Speaker 3: I mean it needs maintenance because still trucks come over
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  Speaker 3: and stuff like that. And I go over it on
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  Speaker 3: a fucking fair regular basis, and then you got a
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  Speaker 3: torrential rain and then you've got mountain runoff and everything else.
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  Speaker 3: So you catch it's here's the thing. You drive down,
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  Speaker 3: someone drive away and it's full of potholes. They never
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  Speaker 3: they just fucking looked at the pothole getting bigger. If
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  Speaker 3: you can catch it early and have a potato four
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  Speaker 3: into it, pack it in nice and tight, you bought
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  Speaker 3: yourself about four or five months in that hole coming again.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's just like an old quart or something. You
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  Speaker 3: just get on it quick and don't be fucking looking
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  Speaker 3: at it, because.
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  Speaker 2: It's literally a stitch in time. If you get a
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  Speaker 2: bit of Ato's an Aero four to before we get
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  Speaker 2: into the show proper, coming a four to the listeners
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  Speaker 2: of the Tom and Jerry Show, that not be.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna bury. I'm gonna bury the entire fucking show here.
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  Speaker 3: Did you just open that fucking can of worms to me? Tom?
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  Speaker 3: Would you mind?
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  Speaker 2: You just go to there? Tom? What I think?
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  Speaker 3: Take the floor there? And eight or four? Eight or
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  Speaker 3: four is the code, the standard code given to it,
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  Speaker 3: and it's owl. Fellers would call it two inch down
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  Speaker 3: to if you if you imagine like something a stone
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  Speaker 3: fifty millimeters and everything all the way down to dust.
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  Speaker 3: That is what it is. And it's great consistency. It's
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  Speaker 3: normally a limes is, it's later gran. It's normally limestone based.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah you can. You can get a shadey one.
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  Speaker 3: But it doesn't last long like it packs together really well.
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  Speaker 3: But it eventually we turned to mud. I won't. The
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  Speaker 3: whole idea of it is you see people, you see
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  Speaker 3: when they rip up all roads, they put this stuff down,
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  Speaker 3: and it's just so you can get a nice shape
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  Speaker 3: on the road, rolling in nice and flat. But it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't last forever. And we're hoping tarmac will be coming
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  Speaker 3: early next year. It is imminent. So I'm just kind
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  Speaker 3: of going, I don't see this thing lasting in good shape.
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  Speaker 3: It's in I don't see it lessen too many more winters.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what ATO four is. It's the greatest stone,
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  Speaker 3: a a K two inch down. You put it down
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  Speaker 3: as a base course underneath tarmac atom. That's what it is.
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  Speaker 3: And if if you are ever getting it, if you're
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  Speaker 3: ever getting tarmac atom and the person or the company
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  Speaker 3: does not lay eight or four prior, then it ask them,
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  Speaker 3: why have you not laid eight O four underneath that?
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  Speaker 2: First? Please? For the for the female listeners or should
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  Speaker 2: I say for the female listener of the Tom and
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  Speaker 2: Jerry show.
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  Speaker 3: It's there's more than one, there is, I tell you.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's what I imagine. Not very well versed in
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  Speaker 2: these things, but it's what I imagine foundation is when
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  Speaker 2: you're putting on your make.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly what it is, because I've gone through this
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  Speaker 3: with herself, and that's exactly what it is. It's the
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  Speaker 3: it's the base course before you put the wearing coats
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  Speaker 3: of course on. Literally, that's what makeup as far as
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  Speaker 3: folk and weird and you know what I.
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  Speaker 2: Man well and and and and by that metric that
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  Speaker 2: the tarmac, the stuff, the black stuff you drive and
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  Speaker 2: walk on is just your it's your bronzer, it's your finish.
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  Speaker 3: Is that I don't know that next stage? Face is
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  Speaker 3: the next phase?
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  Speaker 2: Is it.
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  Speaker 3: A long time now to say about my whole staring
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  Speaker 3: at what the wife is doing when putting makeup on?
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  Speaker 3: Like you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: And what do we do?
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  Speaker 3: Like if I asked her now, she goes, yeah, you're
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  Speaker 3: asking me? If anything, she just wonder what's what I'm
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  Speaker 3: up to? If I started asking her about her makeup procedures,
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  Speaker 3: what do you fucking plan? What this?
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  Speaker 2: For a bit? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Or for sure? Everything she does now? If I quizro on,
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  Speaker 3: it's like is this going on stage? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even have to ask anymore. And anything that we
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  Speaker 2: don't put into our lives as comedians. Tom as a
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  Speaker 2: functioning stand up comedian, me as a lapsed one. But
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  Speaker 2: I tell jokes on Twitter and the whatnot. Anything that
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  Speaker 2: doesn't make the cut for those channels ends up in
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  Speaker 2: this podcast. To be honest with you, this is the
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  Speaker 2: shakings of the bag. We split it up into three
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  Speaker 2: segments where you find listeners and the first segment takes
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  Speaker 2: a look at the news from the week come by
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  Speaker 2: in a segment week ago, the weekly what have you.
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  Speaker 2: This is a very complicated case, mad you know, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: what have you, and a lot of strands to keep
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  Speaker 2: in my head man.
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  Speaker 3: So the the excitement around this is actually real geral.
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  Speaker 3: When I honestly sent this Antia, I thought it was
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  Speaker 3: a mess. So I'll jump straight into into ig Noble winning.
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  Speaker 3: Now ig Nobel Award has been around for like about
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  Speaker 3: thirty thirty id years, right, and it's it's the off
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  Speaker 3: Broadway of the Nobel Peace Prize, which is all hauling
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  Speaker 3: you from my hats. I g is genuinely a thing
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  Speaker 3: that has been discovered, has been It's noally based around science,
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  Speaker 3: but it'll make you a laugh while at the same
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  Speaker 3: time making you think like this can't be just somebody
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  Speaker 3: going what if we flow to the thun No, this
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  Speaker 3: has to actually be peer reviewed and everything and the
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  Speaker 3: actually a thing. But at the same time, you ain't
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  Speaker 3: get you ain't get a Nobel Prize for putting have
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  Speaker 3: to be like it has to be. They described it
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  Speaker 3: as been makes you laugh and makes you think weird science.
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  Speaker 3: Tom makes it onto the Tom of Jerry show what
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  Speaker 3: an ig noble. So this procedure or this technique is
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  Speaker 3: is straight up is straight up. It's on the side
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  Speaker 3: of the can. That's it's called butt breathing technique that
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  Speaker 3: moves one step closer to saving lives.
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  Speaker 2: Chair Yeah now, yeah, I got nothing to walk me
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  Speaker 2: through this one.
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  Speaker 3: So it was discovered Japanese chap and there's a couple
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  Speaker 3: of people who are kind of in on it. Right,
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  Speaker 3: there's where's the I can't pronounce that gentleman's name. So
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  Speaker 3: let's spare everybody's blowses here, Tom, do you know what
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  Speaker 3: we will? No, fuck it. I'll give it a go.
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  Speaker 2: Doctor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is exactly what I think it would should
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  Speaker 3: sound like technorie ignor.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, that's no.
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  Speaker 3: They'd love that, the lads. Here's the thing. If you
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  Speaker 3: if I just said that out like if I'm perfect
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  Speaker 3: Japanese friend of mine and as she she speaks Japanese
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  Speaker 3: and I was asking her, so I was I was
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  Speaker 3: pronounced the name. Yeah, but that's no good. You literally
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  Speaker 3: have to do it in the voice. They won't understand
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  Speaker 3: what you're saying if you say if you don't say
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  Speaker 3: as fuck off. So if you say canish you are
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  Speaker 3: like a big a western whitey heading us like we are.
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  Speaker 2: They'll go effort.
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  Speaker 3: You literally have to go to and they go, well.
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  Speaker 2: You know how, yeah we are, we are. We are
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  Speaker 2: gambling the history of the tom and Jerry Friend says.
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  Speaker 3: So, so essentially this lad has come up with by
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  Speaker 3: by studying animals that do it as a result of
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  Speaker 3: so turtles can do it, right, but breathing, yeah, baby,
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  Speaker 3: dragonflies can do it. And it's for people with clogged
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  Speaker 3: lungs to survive by breathing through their whole chair no joke,
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  Speaker 3: no joke, drawn air in through the exhaust essentially is
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  Speaker 3: what which is typically would go that's a terrible thing
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  Speaker 3: to happen, but it is a technique that he's developed
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  Speaker 3: when for people that are still in the process to say,
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  Speaker 3: getting their lungs cleared out or their lungs are compromised
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  Speaker 3: in some which way that you can actually it's it's
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  Speaker 3: officially called teral ential not internal, but ential ventilation.
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  Speaker 2: So taking the pissome I'm not, I swear to God.
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  Speaker 3: So it's it's teral, so it's not you know, it's
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  Speaker 3: not an extraction ventilation, So.
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  Speaker 2: You're so here's the crack when you know, we talk
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  Speaker 2: out of our arses all the time, all right, Ah,
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  Speaker 2: but if it's one thing I understand about the anus
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  Speaker 2: is that it's not a one way street. And I
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  Speaker 2: don't mean like it's not a one way street. I
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  Speaker 2: mean to say, you've often heard tell of people soaking
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  Speaker 2: rags with vodka and sticking them up themselves to draw
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  Speaker 2: it into themselves, like it will absorb as well as
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  Speaker 2: it will push out waste a lane.
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  Speaker 3: Here, you're not because you're you're getting straight into I
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  Speaker 3: suppose you're getting straight into the intestinal wall there. Any
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  Speaker 3: stuff gets in fast into your system if you get
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  Speaker 3: it up against the the the intestinal wall.
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  Speaker 2: So so with that being said, if you can draw
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  Speaker 2: in alcohol into your bloodstream through your intestinal wall two
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  Speaker 2: inches inside your pipe, then it stands the reason that
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  Speaker 2: you can draw in nutrients as well. And if you
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  Speaker 2: can draw in nutrients, can you draw in oxygen?
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  Speaker 3: This doctor says, yes, this is him. This is I'm
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  Speaker 3: not gonna well, I do an accent. I want to know,
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  Speaker 3: maybe don't just let me have one this is the
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  Speaker 3: first human data, and the results are limited sodly to
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  Speaker 3: demonstrating the safety of the procedure and not its effectiveness
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  Speaker 3: just yet. So they've they've opened the gate, They've pulled
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  Speaker 3: down the depents, they pulled down the underpants on this
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  Speaker 3: proceed You're right, you haven't quite perfected it. I'm guessing
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  Speaker 3: what they have done, because you can't say something's affect
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  Speaker 3: us effectiveness until you've done like a five hundred trials,
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  Speaker 3: you know that kind of way.
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  Speaker 2: Like, well, I'll tell you, Tom, they haven't. They haven't
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  Speaker 2: perfected inhaling through the arts. I've become a damn handed exhaling.
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  Speaker 3: No, there was at some point we're going to get that.
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  Speaker 3: I knew you were.
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  Speaker 2: I got a stack of them, Tommy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure actually might have even messaged me that back.
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  Speaker 2: But they remind me to tell this one joke, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: But I got nothing else.
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  Speaker 3: So he says, But now that we've established tolerance, the
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  Speaker 3: next step would be to have value it how effective
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  Speaker 3: the process is in delivering oxygen into the bloodstreams. So
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  Speaker 3: like reptiles, metabolism metabolized way slower than normal mammals, so
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  Speaker 3: they don't need it. In a hurry. But I'm guessing
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  Speaker 3: what he's hoping will happen is that you'll if your
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  Speaker 3: lungs a compromise. Maybe you can draw in a bit,
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  Speaker 3: but you can also draw it so you don't have
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  Speaker 3: to get to the lungs, right, it's about get The
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  Speaker 3: lungs are only there to get oxygen into your bloodstream.
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  Speaker 3: But if you can go straight up the fucking pipe
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  Speaker 3: and get it straight through the watch wall, now, I
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  Speaker 3: don't think it'll ever get to a point where you
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  Speaker 3: won't need your RUMs at all at all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, so you can just sit with your head in
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  Speaker 2: the bucket of water and you know, like you won't.
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  Speaker 3: Go scuba dive without your arse up out of the year,
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  Speaker 3: but able to pick pick fucking cockles for an hour,
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  Speaker 3: like you know what I mean? It would be unreal.
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  Speaker 2: But no, I don't know what was the fucking pint
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  Speaker 2: of what we're doing. Okay, So so so the long
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  Speaker 2: and the short of it as I'm here and here
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  Speaker 2: now it's not but breeding, like you know, you make
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  Speaker 2: your arsh talk like a venture is like like dark failure,
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  Speaker 2: like if we're talking a tube of oxygen up your
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  Speaker 2: bumbhole while your lungs recover from being in a fire
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  Speaker 2: or some shit.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think it's actually I don't think they're going
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  Speaker 3: to shove a pipe of gas up your whole. I
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  Speaker 3: think it's actually it's a an oxygenated liquid that can
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  Speaker 3: hold like a very like nearly more than what the
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  Speaker 3: actual gas form itself.
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  Speaker 2: In the abyss.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, it's so okay, So this is super concentrated,
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  Speaker 3: concentrated liquid.
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  Speaker 2: They're wiping the pink abyssoop up.
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  Speaker 3: Your peep, yep, yep.
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  Speaker 2: While you're there, you've you've you've had your lungs fried
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  Speaker 2: in a chemical warfare attack because it is the year
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  Speaker 2: twenty thirty and the machines have taken over.
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  Speaker 3: That's one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: So it's while while you're fried mustard gas frazzled lungs
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  Speaker 2: are trying their best to repair themselves, you're walking around
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  Speaker 2: with air slop up your.
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  Speaker 3: Arse as squelching as you walk like a pair of
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  Speaker 3: full wellies.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: So he's it's this stuff is actually called let me
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  Speaker 3: all right, christ Tom reading out loud, perfluoro.
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  Speaker 2: Desoline fluoral desoline.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, it's a liquid. Well, I mean you've
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  Speaker 3: have you taken. No, you you've had, you've you've swallowed
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  Speaker 3: stuff the other way that's blown out. You wrecked them,
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  Speaker 3: all right, So it's taken directly and as to hold it,
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  Speaker 3: hold it in there for sixty minutes. So he's done this.
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  Speaker 3: The twenty seven healthy Japanese man quantities were increased throughout
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  Speaker 3: the in some cases reaching a later and a half
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  Speaker 3: of the liquid twenty after twenty seven reached the sixty
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  Speaker 3: minute goal, and while those on the larger amounts reported
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  Speaker 3: some discomfort and abtimal bloating. I wonder why there was
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  Speaker 3: no serious side effects. No detectable absorption of the liquid.
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  Speaker 3: Discomfort appear to have been associated now here right. Here's
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  Speaker 3: the thing. He's on the road. He's not there yet,
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  Speaker 3: but it is. People are happy with what he's doing.
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  Speaker 3: But I from past experience, I have had a very
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  Speaker 3: fancy enema before.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so have I.
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  Speaker 3: I remember I was, I was telling you about my one,
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  Speaker 3: and then they put no. I don't think I needed it,
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  Speaker 3: to be honest. I'm mean, regular is my middle fucking name,
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  Speaker 3: Like you know what I mean. I was nearly half
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  Speaker 3: a disappointment in the lady. I'm pretty sure it was like,
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  Speaker 3: I feel fine, but they can't.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: They count on They count when they do that, they
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: count on making tips from the change you swallowed as
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: a seven year old still being that that just it
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: pushes out a millennium fifty p and their quid and
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: their quid's up.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Did carried you on your weight like a truck, like
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: a truck scales. They you on your way driving out
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: of the place.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: She did you had the one where you had the
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: hole r M.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: She and she poured some liquid what did they call it,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: pre biotics back up me and she just hanging all
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: onto that for like five minutes. I'm like, I'll fucking try.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: It sounds it sounds like a thing that you should
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: be able to do.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: I was able to do it. As it turns out,
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: I didn't know what I'd be able to do. I
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: was able to do it. And then you just kind
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: of let it off. I was about a liter and
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: stuff and then but I'm not joking you. I was on.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I was in. I could have I could have gone
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: to fucking WrestleMania and fought in the main event. I
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: was like a fucking charging bull. I felt eighteen, Do
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? I felt like a fucking
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: bull after I wasn't know what bro pre But what
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: I'm saying is, regardless of the amount of steroids she
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: clearly snuck into me that that day, the absorption up
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: through the exhaust pipe absolutely does work.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: So so tell me, Tom, now, what is the future
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: of butt breathing. Is this the kind of thing that
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: you will see butt breathing pop up shops that will
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: show up in shopping centers like those we fish that
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: used to eat the dead skin off your toes?
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Well as I think as vaping becomes even becomes as
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: unpopular as cigarette smoking, you know, in areas, I think
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: that this is probably where it's going down though, because
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: that's what happens to a lot of these, you know,
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: these off Broadway science projects, is that they end up
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: being something for the consumer more than the actual medical field.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: So I think what we're going to see is, like
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, it truly will become a lost mary as
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: it will get lost up your whole. I think that's
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: that's I think that's where kids are. You know, kids
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: are always up to the next fucking thing. They're sniffing
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: fucking car tires, do you know what I mean? They're hoofing,
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: fucking you know, each other's dandruff, whatever it is they're doing.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I guarantee you the next thing is going to be
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: some kid that's gonna go I'm going to try sucking
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: on your lost Mary up my pipe, lo and behold
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: he starts seeing heaven because fucking saying translucent colors fucking
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: popping everywhere, and now they're going to be just a
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: bunch of tripped out fucking kids around them.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: You know, even even in its most innocent form where
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: it is just pure oxygen to help you clear your
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: head or whatever, I can see booths down in the
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: electric picnics of this world where you get in the morning,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: you're hung over the bits and you're like, you're coming
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: to see Paddy Casey. No I can't. I can't fucking
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: handle it, lads, And going over to the arch tent
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: to get get to chug ghostbusters, slim up my hole
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: so that I can face the day with a bit
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: of dignity.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: It may pop up, but you know, or it will
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: pop up. It'll pop up in LA, It'll pop up
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: in like fucking Fort Lauderdale, you know what I mean,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: these places where they just have you know these places
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: we can win for an ivy of fucking visimins. There's
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: literally ivy shops where you can just go in and
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: sit down and fucking read the newspaper and then plug
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: in an iv of vitamins. You're like, yeah, I don't
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: think you need. In fact, ninety of what you're putting
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: into is not going to have any use to. That's
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: where we're just going to piss it straight out. But
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: because your body only has so much absorbtion during the day,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: but I think your whole apparently this is the thing.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: That's where I think. Then the next bit craises and
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: maybe we should probably start cleaning some investment, possibly in
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: no time.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I lost all my money on a fucking milkshake shop
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: in the two thousand and eight.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: We don't hey, listen, I'm on the same boat. I
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: opened ten don up chops all beside each other. It
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: didn't work out, but look, it wasn't my money to lose.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: We just fucking throw a net out there. We'll catch somebody.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: I just who would have thought selling mashed up kinder
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Buenos in a milkshake for seven euros wasn't going to win?
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you were smart enough at in fairness, do
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: you put a protein fucking you know, a scoop of
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: protein in there as well to make.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, called it a protein kind of care here listen, well, listen,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: we wish to find doctor all the best in the
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: future endeavors in the research of but breathing actually a
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: lot more useful than I thought. I thought it was
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: going to be one of these sort of salute the sun, show.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Your ship things that sun, that that sun, yoga, think
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: for your whole like that has obviously that has gone wrong.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: And more, lads, I mean, if there's one place to
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: get sunburned, fucking hell, but yes.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Taking that's someone taking the mickey. It's like what I
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: get these lads. You show the absolute bare hours of
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: your whole that has never seen sunlight in its life.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Show it the midday soun for forty five minutes there in.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Arizona, because I guarantee you that it's a cult for sure,
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: whatever that is. And the fellow run that is trying
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: to write all your wives.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Just so there you go. Well, we'll we'll, we'll, we'll
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: talk about that lad some other day perhaps, but for now,
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: let's move on. Not to that lad, Tom he'll get
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: his day in the sun. Literally, I want to research,
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: like I come back about the whole thing. But best,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: thank you very much doctor for for for the for
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: the boat full of liquid. Thank you kindly. You nearly
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: made this lad this week. But then this lad squeezed in.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: We very nearly got him in last week's episode and
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: he missed it that much, Tom, But we're going to
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: give him his day in the sun today. It's time
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: to talk about this week's this Lade.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Now there's that guy.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Thank you to the seven different set. I'm just counting
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: the seven different people that sent that into me.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Of course it was. It was a big one.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: This is a big one because it's just God is lovely,
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: isn't it. This is a reeling in the year. This
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: has got really in the years written all.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Over, this has this has Joe Duffy if he was
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: still in action, written all over going over the County
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Claire for this week's this Lad. And if I may could,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: I could? I could? I give up my best.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: What it is everything?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, jar and being and being the MGM Lion, which
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: you know was a line from Dublin Zoo Not for
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: nothing as well.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Pat Kenny was his keeper Kenny was Pat Kenny's father
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: was his keeper. N Sorry, I thought you were having
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: an attack there. I was going to press pause and
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: so you're doing the lion going.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Right, No, you were thinking the vaulter all had and
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: kicked in here.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: That's not the fucking vitamin hatred drinking is.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Kick more of the vultron than the vaulter. All of
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: this fucking statement here, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: There was a lion spott County.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Clare away from Clear to the dear yeah everything.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: A lion like creature spotted in the woods in County Clare.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: They don't say whereabouts and County Claire just the woods.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: So I guess, well, it's got to be close to
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: kill Aloo border, which would be the Tipperary Clear border.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: It's got to be close to there because it was
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: the Guards Special Branch, Special Unit from the The Guards
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: were out from kill Aloo when they came apast upon
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: this fucking because there was numerous sightings.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Apparently numerous sightings all a lion.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Now I first saw this, first saw this and shout
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: out to the couple of good lads. They have a
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: great podcast called Monster Fuzz. There are two Wexford chaps
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: and they have this brilliant and it's all about every
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: week and do a lot of talking about Mickey's and flutes,
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: not too too un similar like myself and all good podcasts.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: That's where they end up. But I saw the lads
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: post this note. W TF, what are we looking at you?
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: What the fuck your lads? So we're gonna we're gonna
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: cut it. We're gonna spoiler a layert here. Now we're
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: gonna spoil who this lad was. We thought he was
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: a lion roaming around in County Claire. Come to find
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: out after the guards were got in on this Tom Brilliant,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: that the lion, in actual fact, was a Newfoundland dog.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Now they're big guys, I will say, a Newfoundland dog
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: called Mouse. He's a big dog with a little name
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: which no noes. I love that set perfect who had
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: recently gotten a haircut. I love it.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: That takes bravery. We we we shaved the mohawk into
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: the dog here because we keep her hair tight. And anyway,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: but the mother or the mother, the mother of my child,
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: my wife said, let's do a mohawk. That's a great idea.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Let's do a mohawk. So she she shaved them up
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: with mohawking. The dogs stayed lovelynk clean, but the mohawks
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: itself was just covered in shit heads pointing out the
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: reason why we keep the dog's hair fucking tight. Yes,
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: that was short lived.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: It's easier to wash well Moses mouse's owners, it must
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: be said. Here's the thing, Tom, It wasn't a haircut
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: that accidentally made him look like a lion. No, like
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: to be fair, they fucking made him look like.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: They went first. They absolutely went first.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: What they did was they shaved mouses and and then
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: you found them. Would be a big imagine if if
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: if a dog was a human he wore a jumper
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: and trousers and he just had like his neck and
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: head sticking at the top of the of the of
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: the of the neck of the jumper.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: I was just gonna say, if he was a human
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: but just had only a jumper on and nude from
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: the way from the way it's back.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: So if you imagine what you what you could see
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: of the dog if he was wearing a jumper, so
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: just really like his neck and head. They left all
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: that long and shaved everything else.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: They tough on his tail and they gave the two
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: furry that they give the furry falls as well.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: They left furry pause from and they left a big
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: tuft on his on his tail like a I don't
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: know what you call it on a lion, like a ball,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: like a ball at the end of his tail, a
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: little ankle of saur's ball. Now you have to think, Tom,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: you have to think that they did this for Halloween,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: because this was first reported on the second or tour
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: of November.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it sounds to me like they did the
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: dog up for Halloween. Nothing I wouldn't do myself if
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I had a dog like that, so that they really
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: made the dog look, I swear to God like the
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: cowardly lion.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I'm going to send you on. I'm going to send
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: you on so you can share it on the socials
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: like it trots off, but you can't pick out what
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: it is like?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Is that a fucking hard I had a glance Tom
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: and I and I seen the video after I knew
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: it was it was a dog and all that, and
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna you know, initially, I'm like, head of these
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: fucking dumbass lads over and Claire mistaken dog for a lion.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Fuck's sick. And then you see the video and you're like, yeah,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: more lion than dogs.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: So he is like the picture with the guard that
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: doesn't do it justice. No, that dog is much bigger
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: than that. Or he's a fucking giant of a cop,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: but that dog is much bigger. Like the neighbors over
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: the road have two of these things, and they're just
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: there're two green animals. They're big grizzly bears. They're lovely things,
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: but man, they just nozzling in your nuts and kick
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: you in the whole. Like they're just there's a lot
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: of dog. But normally Newfoundlands, I thought we're black and
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: yet black and white and brownie, but this fell is
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: all brown.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: What is I think you're thinking of Bernie Ermese, Ernes,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Bermes Higgins dogs.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's what I was thinking of. No, right, okay,
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: so these.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: These New Foundlands are big like them.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: But he like he is the perfect coloring for a lion,
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? And you see him
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: trotting off in the video, You're like, weapon like, he's
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: a big square back on him, He's got a big
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: fuzzy head. I'm like, this is mental because we you've
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: not to reference it against. It's not like he's running
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: beside you know, a fucking a Kiev fucking sorrental, you
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: know what I mean.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: He's kind of pringles in his mouth for scale exactly.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: He's running through a shaggy bit of forest to not
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: even you're kind of go what bit of forest like
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: a place that has had some really recently trailed felt trees.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: And to be fair to he is dragging the carcass
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: of a gazelle in his mouth. Well there's that, Yeah,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: there's that, you know, to be forgiven for thinking that
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: he's lionish, you know, you.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Gotta of course the wild gazelle that a.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Clear yeah yeah yeah, Actually closer inspection, the gazelle was
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: a squirrel.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: It reminds me of father Tad, Like, you know, they
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: should they should have dragged this out way longer. But
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: I'm so glad, I gotta tell you, I'm so glad
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: somebody did this.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Like if I was the guards that were called to
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: check up on this so called lion, and I were
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: to find that this so called lion, who come to
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: find out he's got a collar and a micro chip
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: and he's a dog. I have said nothing.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Wonder I'd been like, you know what, actually, do you
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: know what?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Think you you could be right? This is a lion.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: It's a bit seeing it. It's a lion. It's huge
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: bit of.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Banter, you know what I mean. I cut my own
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: arm and everything.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: But it gets me excited for the notions of thjacket.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess me excited for the
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: notions of things that because Ireland. I got quizzy the
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: other day by a Brazilian chap that I know, he
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: lives locally, and he was he goes, Saint Patrick, I
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: need to ask about Saint Patrick went Okay, Saint Patrick,
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: he goes he is he bye bye the sneaks. These
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: the exact words, fucking I'm looking at going Have you
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: had a fucking stroke? What's wrong with you? Good? He
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: bye bye the sneaks. Oh oh, Saint Patrick got rid
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: of the snakes. Well, it's a metaphor for Christianity versus
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: he did lost him both. And then I think playing
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: because he was no crocodileos as fuck all crocodilos No
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: and the Konda I said none, no, I said no,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: fucking no, Canda, no sneaks, no fucking crocodilos. How about yaguaraes,
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: I'm like a fucking no yaguaras we have nettles and wasps. Well,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: I'm so glad that somebody rocked up with their new
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Foundland as a fucking as a lion, because I came
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: across what can only be described as a damn near
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: fucking cryptid coming home from Castle Bard the other night
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: and I put it up. It's one of the most
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: viral things I've ever put up. Jer It hit one
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: hundred and fifty thousand views in like ten hours. It
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: was a video of me just rounding a corner and
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: there's a ten pointer fucking looking back and be like,
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: I'm a prick buddy. Yeah he was a serious specimen,
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: wasn't he.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you I spotted some I spotted what could
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: have been mistaken for a cryptid today. No walk up
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: the canal, because.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: There's a few fucking cryptis lining around the canal and
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: fucking dublin jar.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: What it was was as walking up the canal, which
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: is kind of it was kind of misty because it
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: was a cold, little bastard of an evening and I
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: was mad sore anyway, because I was after walking eight
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: kilometers because the fucking train didn't land, Oh Jesus. And
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: there was the lights of the car parked in the
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: distance that was casting a shadow of some trees against
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: the mist that was in front of me. So you
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: can see that projection, right, And it looked like a
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: long armed, long air, long legged figure dancing in the
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: midst in front that.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Mister Sarnhead and one of these fellas.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Are like one of these boys. And I can see
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: if I was like a primitive you know I know
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: them from but you know, more primitive dude. Seeing that
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: kind of thing dance around in the half light, I
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: would say, there's fucking creatures in these woods. With doubt
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: there's creatures in these woods.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: And you come stay here for a night.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I'll actually send you the image of it. I took
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: a two. Yeah, so convinced was it?
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: You come stay here for a night. There, And you
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: can see how people came up with all sorts of yeah,
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: you don't have to, you don't have to, Like if
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: I didn't round the bend with you know, modern fucking
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: motorized headlights, this monster with he is halfway up on
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: the ditch with like a fucking set of windy go
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: fucking handlebar is hanging off him. You're you know what
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, You're gonna get a fucking fright like and
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: you're gonna go I tried to crop up two seconds.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Ah lot, what did you crap it? All?
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Crap it in?
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I'm sure I get it one second. Okay, this is
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: verifying for the people.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Marked up for there. Do you see what you see?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: What I was saying, I totally see it. I totally
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: see it. In one way. It kind of looks like
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: a long legged camel. But now I'm kind of saying, yeah,
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: I can see what you're.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Ground beside it Jesus.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I mean with a little less modern lighting
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: around that.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: You could have been like from a given fire or something.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can be forgiven for pissing your pants. And
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: you can see how people down through the years, like
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: small of It is mad for these things. He's got
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: a whole spier book about the spider with chronicles and
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: it's got every sort of a fuck it and he
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: wants to go hunting them all now, and like, I'll
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: be honest with yeah, I kind of don't want to
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: find the thing look about them, because everyone of these best.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Theirs are terrifying looking.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: There's believe there's too many of them, are harbingers a
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: good look to them.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Oh there's well, there's there's there's a nick seed that
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: apparently lives in our river here beside us. But it's okay.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: They lure the odd person in, but it's more out incausive,
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: been inquisitive, rather than.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I want to murder you, but onely U of potholes, buddy, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: this is there. You go. So so we can see how,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: you know, people from years upon years ago could look
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: at the shadows dancing in the flames and see cryptids
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: and whatnot. And we can definitely see how the people
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: of County Claire could look through the woods and see
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: a dog that had had a haircut to purposefully look
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: like a lion, and through the grainy zoom of an
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: iPhone from two fields across look at it and say
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: it themselves, is that a lion? I'm not mad at them.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I think they're within the rights.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: There here's the question I have. And I always like
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: to look at the backstory of a thing. Right, So
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: if let's just for arguments, say this is owned by
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: a couple, this dog because if that's a dude just
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: by himself, he's doing it. Whose decision do you think
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: it was to get the groomer, Because that's a groomer
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: did it. That's a good job. Oh that's the man,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: and and she went along with it for what he's Yeah, okay, yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't need to. I don't need to
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: second guess that conversation, that conversation several times. Will we
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: do this, you know, we'll we'll, we'll xyza, we'll have
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: we'll have our plates into the front of the house
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: and make it look like he's or Halloween. Like I've
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: had all these conversations.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's just like yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, we'll put
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: your tiding it up. Yes, I wanted I just wanted
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: you to clear clear that up for me. We need
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: to so shout out to miss Moss, the groomer who
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: did an unreal job. It's class.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Let us let us know your name in the
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: comments and we'll we'll throw your free plug on the
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: show were I don't know what the how filtered down
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: it is For the listeners of the Tom and Jerry Show,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: who also owned Massive Dogs in the clear area that lions.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: You never know you might get one or two sales
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: out of it. Ah, there you go, there you go,
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: lions and tigers and bears. Oh my, Tom famous rhyme
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: from the Lion, the Witch and the wardrobe or need
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: a bigger part of the Wizard was getting the lions
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: and the witches and wardrobe and somebody of this vaulter
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: all the time. That's all I'm going to say it.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Small, but a little quiz quisandomics there for you. The
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: lions may are the lion's costume in the original Wizard
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: of Oz, made from a fucking lion. Stink to high heaven.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Apparently made from a real lion pre cgi baby. Do
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: you want to know what the snow was in the
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Wizard of Oz? Go on asbestos?
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Of course authentic. But that was then, Tom. Look, that's
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: just what they did. About these days they do it
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: all in c g I and it look like shit.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: But back then they knew what we're doing. But that's
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: the old days of making the Wizard of Oz. This
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: is the new days of making Wicked. You know, a
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: lot has gone on in that time, and I dare
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: say like we've seen quite a bit of it because
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: we've been on this goddamn rock for forty five years. Tom,
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: We've seen old ways die and new ways come to be.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: We exist the full come of life, and we look
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: back and on the final segment of the Tom and
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Jerry Show called we remember when when I was a
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I remember when those interests were shorter, for sure.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: I remember when my shoulder didn't hurt from walking. Yeah.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: But Tom, this is an interesting one for we remember
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: when because this is not a thing that we lived through,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: but this was a but this was this was a
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: viral video before such a thing exact Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: And it was a thing that happened in nineteen seventy,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: making this the fifty fifth anniversary of it. The fifty
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: fifth anniversary of this event takes place as you find
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: folks listen to this podcast, and we thought that's a
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: good enough reason to tell this story real quick, because,
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: like I said, this was like a viral video before
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: viral videos were viral videos. Even when we were small, Tom,
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: like you would see this every couple of years on
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: t oh yeah, like part of the clip show or
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: part of a Mike Murphy would.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Show what it would man. It even came up in
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: like nature shows and stuff like that, like or just
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: guess things about the mad bastard Americans and the things.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: That mad bastard Americans. Tom, I want you to take
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: the people through the story of the Oregon Whale.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: So it was the state of Oregon, but it was
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: he is like she was known as the Florence Way
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: because the beach with Florence in Oregon, if you had
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: a worship, if you had washed up on Dolly Mount,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: he be called Dolly Mount Whale. That's just what we're
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: doing here and have ever bid the Americans would ever
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: find and you know, a name of a place original
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: rather than just naming it New Florence or you know.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: But anyway, this this thing, he was a forty five
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: back in November nineteen, nineteen seventy forty five foot long
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: or as fourteen meters for anywhere you know sticklers from
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: metric a sperm whale washed the shore of Florence and
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: the central Oregon coast. The way to this carcass as
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: it lay, was an estimated eight tonre eight tons as
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: American tons or seven three hundred cages.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Tom though, just one, like, you know,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: here's before we get into I'm not going to derail it,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: but the sperm whales. I hate to be a child
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: about this. I always thought that there was some rhythm
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: or rhyme to that that wasn't just as obvious as
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: it is, but in actual fact, that one particular whale.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Whales were whaled in whaling boats and moby dick and
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: all this kind of thing for the oils and the
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: fats in their heads which was used for like perfumes
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: and lamps and all this kind of shit. Yeah, this
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: is what we wiped out species for here. And then
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: they fell across this whole new whale which had way
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: more fluid in his head than any of the rest
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: of them. This was like, this was like catching three
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: wheales at once, and that was a sperm whale. They
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: cut him open and all this fucking fluid looked out
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: and somebody said, hey, you know what that looks like. Geez,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: And that's why the fucking sperm whale. That's it. That's
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: as simple as it is. There, you go, what was
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: the juice? It's there's a name.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Liquid Blubber, because I've seen him booet it out.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Of no, it's like it's not chrism either, it's that's
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: that's what you get that confirmation date what fluid is
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: in a whales head?
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Just as Robert F. Kennedy Junior did the strap onto
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: the cars one time.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Spermoseti there you go for the head of a sperm
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: whale contains spermoseti, which is a liquid wax, and they
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: use it for all sorts of all sorts of good stuff.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Jesus, I tell you one to think that they fair
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: know how to name a thing. They go, what's that stuff?
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Looked like the sperm.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: You'll know the name of it, as I said, Yeah, general,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: general whale fluid in a whale's head is ambergriss.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Ah yeah, okay, okay, yeah yeah yeah, So that the
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: sperm whale ambergris was so at the time this at
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: the time, you see the beach was it was under
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: the jurisdiction of the highway divisions such as cars and
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: you know, like they were looking at the roads. Yeah, yeah,
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: we know, it wasn't really under you know, it wasn't
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: under like the marine conservationist crowd l Right, So this
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: fucker lands up dice. He's on the beach beached whale,
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: and you're going, what the fuck do we do? Like
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: you know, on you see this is the thing. I'd say.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: He was going for rotten, and they were going, we
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: can't even put a chain around him, it'll just rip
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: through him.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: And I was miles out on the beach as well.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: I will argue that the bulldogs that they brought on
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: there was a two ton fucking little caterpillar that wouldn't
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: hardly push yourself for myself over, you're going bring on
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: a fucking serious man with a fucking serious dedicate, and
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: they have that yoking back in the water no time.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: But we needed, we need a solution to him to
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: get this damn whale off this beach before it turns
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: into hot sausage in front of our eyes. What can
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: we do? What did the fine people of the Oregon
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Highway Patrol do? Well?
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: By Jesus Christ, they rather than letting it decaying away
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: and rotten and feed it, I suppose all the sea
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: life and everything else around it, the beach goers wanted
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: to get back to the beach without the fucking, stinking,
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: fucking rotten So what else could you fucking do, but
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: you bring in George Thornton, an engineer, and George just
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: straight up said, well, there's only one that we can
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: do with this fella. We're gonna blow the living fuck
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: out of himTo high heaven. That's what we're gonna do
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: with some dynamite. Because nineteen seventies America was a cartoon.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: It was not a subtle place. It was not a
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: subtle place, not have the nuance that it has today.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: They didn't. And even George was like, well, you know,
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: I specialized in dynamite for a long time, but he didn't.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Like he was a military veteran. So George, let's just
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: say he'd blown up a few things in his life.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: But I'm guessing at no point did he ever had
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: to be put He didn't try and break the fucker up, like,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: let's drill him, put him in a few bucks.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Right, cut him up, let's drop no chunks.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: They didn't. They just split him open in one spotcher
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: and wait for this. They took just short of a
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: half ton, a half ton of dynamite, Like one stick
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: of dynamite would blow up a car.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: So like if you can get a half ton of
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: dynamite onto a beach. Then you can take a whale
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: off and half ton chunks. Yeah, yeah, it's just gonna
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: take it a little bit longer. The theory behind blowing
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: up the whale, and I can hear a lot of
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: listeners kind of going like, oh fuck, yeah, I've seen this.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I think, yes, I seen something like this. The theory
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: would be that when you obliterate the whale into a
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: thousand pieces, that it would be in small enough chunks
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: that seagulls and whatnot, which were already picking away at
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: the whale it was just kid. They would just say, oh,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: thank you, you blew him in a rice crispies, and
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: now we'll just peck away with them, and crabs will
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: carry him into the sea.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing that's what George is going. Will vaporize the
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: full vaporize him. But being I guess the makeup of
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: a whale is right up there with fu is better
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: than concrete. It absorbed it brilliantly, to the point that
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: it didn't vaporize him. In fact, it didn't vaporize an
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: awful lot of them. But what it did fucking blow
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: up into the air jar we're talking. I'm just going
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: to go from the view here, I'm gonna say, eighty
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: foot in the air. It blew a combination of sand
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: and fucking.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: The King and Ambergriss come come to find.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Out, Yeah, fucking just missed through the air. But also
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna I'm actually gonna read it here as
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: they wrote it. Your man's you can tell your man's
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: right right in this a roar in his whole laughing
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: the explosion. So this they blew him up. The three
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: days of looking at this fucker, they're going, what are
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: we gonna do with him? They blew him up. On
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: the twelfth right, the explosion.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Caused verree as this podcast lands exactly so.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: The explosion caused large pieces of blubber to lend their
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: buildings and parking lots and distances away from the beach.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Only some of the whale was disintegrated. Most of it
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: remained on the beach and for the Oregon Highway Division
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: workers to clear away anyway. In his report, George or Lindman,
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: sorry he was in Another fellow was over the over,
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: sorry he was the one of the new reporters. Also,
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: note of the scavenger birds who had been hoped would
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: eat the remains of the carcass abjects, Butsion did not
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: appear as they were possibly scared away from the fucking noise.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Like there's a lot to unpack here, Tom. So, So
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: here's the thing that we need to there's a reason
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: we're talking about this fifty five years later, and like
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: this isn't such some hushed up, dreadful secret of the
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Flooringe Beach community. The reason why we know about this, Tom,
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: is because it was filmed for TV. This was must
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: see television. This was this must see event in the area.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: People came from towns around. Do you hear they're gonna
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: blow up?
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: You go yourself, though, you yourself.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: We talked about this when we talked about evil canievel
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: to momentivit people to leave their houses at this time.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: And if you said, look, we're gonna go blow up
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: a whale on the beach, you might leave your house
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: to go see that.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Fucking sandwiches A Hi, get the fucking family in the car.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: We're offets. This is going to be a banner day.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: And the beach was lined with hundreds, if not thousands,
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: of people in their cars there to see this beat
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: this whale explode. TV news cameras rolling tick tick boom,
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: and then there was a towering colume of fire and
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: whale ship and what goes up tom as you said, there,
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: buddy must come down, and it started to rain rotted
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: quail flesh. Well, and here's the thing, hundreds of spectators.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Because there wasn't the immediate social media for around the
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: world and exactly what had happened a lot of the
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: world apparently, and this can happen, but not to that
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: fucking extent. People just thought it was sitting there rotten
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: and it blew up like a balloon, like it just burst,
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, because yeah, that it was.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: It was some ghoulish sort of like it just blew
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: up with.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: The gases inside it and all the restord to just
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: do that. Well, I've seen I saw a way. Let's see.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Anybody goes searcher. It's amazing. There's a bird pecking at
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: it and it's as big as a like it's welled
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: up like a balloon and there's a bird pecking. Is
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: one of the best things if you can go find it,
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: a bird pecking, it just it just bursts. The bird
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: bird gets fucking obliterated. It's amazing. But people thought that
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: that's what it was, but it clearly wasn't like but
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: they were. They used to the ordinary, like even like
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: back into the twenties and stuff. They just used to
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: to away into the fucking thing with a tractor. But
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: for whatever reason, I think you're right. I think they went, oh,
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: leave the director at home. We've got a Vietnam has
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: just ended. We've still got a load of fucking dynamite
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: left over.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Let's fucking blow it. A load of people come out
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: in the class. So apparently it blew. It blew the
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: whale flesh around eight hundred feet away. That's two hundred
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: forty meters for anybody wondering eight hundred feet one chunk
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: about the size of your torso jar landing on the
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: fellows what looks like a very nice Lincoln. And I
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: say it made clean shit of it, like the insurance
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: they called the insurance company must be a wild one
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: that day. I mean, fucked right it off. Carl fucking
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: chassis bent and every and this thing just came down
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: like a fucking television thrown off a fucking fifty. He
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: just makes clean, apparently to high heaven, the whole place
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: and everybody in the area fucking smelt for Ford because
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: you're getting that that did you get the shtank on
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: you that missed, that oily missed off, that.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Oily missed is just settling on you and yours.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Just rolled up driving home. You imagine your man driving
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: home with his head out the window. He's fucked up,
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: thinking like just a big chunk of fucking whale still
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: sitting there going and none of the family will talk
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: to each other. I don't ever mention this again. Nobody'll
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: ever hear of this.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: It's fine.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: It's fucking amaze, and.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: It's so incredible because if you watch the footage of it,
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: and again, all of this was filmed for TV, so
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: you can literally watch this as it happened. Uh, it's
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: a big boom, the whil explodes, and you can hear like,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: here's the thing, Tom, How people weren't killed by this,
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: I'll never know because you can hear children and adolescents
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: and moms and dads and the whole art and they're
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: like yeah, And then all you hear is like and
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: it all just goes and they're screaming and running and
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: kids crying and glass smashing, just like like as the
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: bigger chunks start to land. It was unbelievable. And as
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: you said there, they had planned that, okay, we blow
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: it into small trunks and then the boards will come
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: and carry that away. The boards here this boom and
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: did an They came back the following spring.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: By all accounts, there was one one location where they
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: were actually trying to carry it back from an art
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: like a built up kind of He got caught up
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: in a kind of an urban area whereas you know,
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: the beachfront houses when Taiwan were built right down to
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: the beach. This is only two thousand and four, and
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: it just said, oh, we'll just scoop him up on
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: a set of forks and they're bringing it back. But
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: it hadn't really copped how much he shwelled. By all accounts,
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: it bursts of natural gas built up inside an urban area.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine you imagine you're going over to visit
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: your MAT's house, like whatever, you know, this as a
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: confirmation party or something going on. You're on your best
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: and you land over You're like, well, okay, I just
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: ship my pants by the smell of the fucking area
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: around here, don't you ring the fucking doorbell. We're going
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: We're never coming back here ever again. If this is
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: what this part of town smells like.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Oh I got to a happy end to the story
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: because the people of Florence, Oregon, if nothing else, they
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: were good sports about it all. They named the park
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: after the event. There's a park called Exploding Whale Memorial Park.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Not fucking around here, buddy, there's there's Exploding Whale Memorial Park,
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: which which which which is not? It's not like a
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: park with like slides and ship like that, and there's
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: like slide down the whale tail or ant like that.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: It's just like a park where you can walk your dog,
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: but it is Exploding Whale Memorial Park. And there's a
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: little whale mascot that descend out in like a football,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: a little blue whale mascot that they come out and
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: wave a kids and ship like this.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: That's a door. Well you know what fair Fox like
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: one thing you'll give the Americans when it comes seven
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: hundred out festival or like you know, a themed weekend
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: like I was this in somebody on the podcast day.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: They're from a place that's famous for the couter turtle,
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: but they've leaned into the thing that it's called couter,
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: you know, so that everything is like couter fest, coot tober,
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: couter tober and stuff like that. Come get your couter out,
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Come look at that cooter. You get your fuzzy cootter
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: ready to go.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: But but there you go the exploding. Well, we will,
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: needless to say, Tom be sharing that on our social
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: media happenings for people that have not had the pleasure
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: of watching it to have a look. Oh and and
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: and see what they would have done had they been
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: standing in Florence, Oregon while ham sized chunks of smelly
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: sand covered quail flesh smashed into your Lincoln Continental. Ah.
• 50:56
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• 51:20
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  Speaker 3: it comes to do you remember the whale? Did you
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: see the fucking the the lion wandering around clear? By
• 51:44
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• 51:47
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• 51:51
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• 51:54
  Speaker 3: trying to breathe through your whole? Is there some special
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: place you can breathe through? I've seen people squirt milk
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: out of their eyes their tear ducks. I've see that
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: I have no ad noights. They took my ad noids
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: out there so I can drink straight up my nose
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: if I want.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: What did you get?
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: You're adding a breathing because breathing early doors they were
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: like and says your man, I've broken my nose like
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: seven times, so I can't actually breathe. That's one nostrial now.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: But i'd be couldn't what it was. I was getting
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: ear ear infections as a result of it too, because
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: it was so closed in. So they went, let's cut
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: thems out. There no use to them at all.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Tall You're like, you're like, you're like the admiral in
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: hot Shots. It's like, yeah, I got my ear shut
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: and a great reference.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Just put.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: But but yes, that's it. That's all I want these
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: people to do. Quite frankly, that's it.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: There is a comment. There is a comment. And I
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: know because people think I won't comment er, Sure, look
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: at do comment away while you're sitting there now at
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: work or whatever. Just comment away because you can't. And Mac,
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I think he commented, commented before. I do love Halloween tails,
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: even I don't believe in any of it, probably from
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: using the graveyard beside my nana's house as a playground.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: There you go, there you go.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: I was a young life, fairly desensitized it all, as
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: in from age six running along the top of six
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: foot wall pretending it was a train. Yeah don't.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing I want to do is
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: run along that. But if I can't run along a train,
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: rif I'll run along your your wall, Tom, Shall we
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: wrap it up with that?
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Let's let's let's hit the bricks chair. I'm delighted with
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: my pot pot holes this evening. You look like a
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: man who needs to lie down with an IVY up
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: your hole.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Hind Tom, you're you're a filling potle good I look
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: on take care off