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- 0:00Speaker 1: Oh maha, oh maha, omaha. It's our Naber four, our
- 0:06Speaker 1: four Betton Malers Show. Happy Thursday to you. It's the
- 0:10Speaker 1: twenty first day of August. And on this day, as
- 0:13Speaker 1: we get a day closer to the big Malard Meet
- 0:15Speaker 1: and greet this weekend in Vegas, can you explain why
- 0:18Speaker 1: coach Aaron Glenn's Jets have already held a secret players
- 0:24Speaker 1: only practice with only Aaron Glenn and the players allowed
- 0:27Speaker 1: to be there. We'll dig into that story. Also, we
- 0:32Speaker 1: talk about the NFL. We had a quarterback crying. Were
- 0:37Speaker 1: you emotional watching Tyson Bagent. It's the Chicago quarterback crying
- 0:43Speaker 1: after getting a Bears contract to back up Caleb Williams
- 0:47Speaker 1: in the Windy City. We'll talk about that. Also in
- 0:49Speaker 1: college football, our former Fox Sports radio host Stephen A.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Smith thinks that Alabama should dump Kaitlin de Boor and
- 0:57Speaker 1: bring in Dion Sanders, the coach at Alabama. How do
- 1:02Speaker 1: you digest this one? We'll go there as well. Right
- 1:05Speaker 1: now here, it is our number four. Have a great
- 1:08Speaker 1: day in unscheduled flight, well gome. In the beginning of
- 1:17Speaker 1: another hour of the Ben Mather Show.
- 1:20Speaker 2: We are in the air everywhere townfolk, as occasionally we
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- 2:28Speaker 1: pro football. We go to Jersey, the Jersey Boys. Now,
- 2:32Speaker 1: we learned recently here that the New York Jets, that's
- 2:36Speaker 1: a team that's going to suck this year. The Jets
- 2:38Speaker 1: held a secret practice, a secret practice Kloakin dagger practice
- 2:45Speaker 1: the other day without the media. There were no assistant
- 2:50Speaker 1: coaches there, they weren't present. That was the day after
- 2:54Speaker 1: they got their doors blown off by the Giants the
- 2:57Speaker 1: second preseason game. Now you didn't see this, perhaps not.
- 3:01Speaker 1: The only people in attendance were the players. That's right.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Not a game practice. Not a game practice. So the
- 3:09Speaker 1: only people there were the Jets players and Aaron Glenn,
- 3:12Speaker 1: the head coach. And that was it. Now, the story
- 3:16Speaker 1: was supposed to be on the down low. The d
- 3:18Speaker 1: L there the Jets. Once it was leaked, they started
- 3:22Speaker 1: freaking out and they're panicked, and so the Jets circle
- 3:24Speaker 1: the wagons. What do they do? The Jets claimed that
- 3:27Speaker 1: the practice was not really a practice. It was technically
- 3:31Speaker 1: a walkthrough. Now why did they do that? Why would
- 3:33Speaker 1: the Jets say it wasn't a practice, it was just
- 3:35Speaker 1: a walkthrough. Well, the reason they did that is because
- 3:39Speaker 1: they violated the NFL rules. The NFL rules say that
- 3:43Speaker 1: if you have a practice in training camp, you must
- 3:46Speaker 1: open it up to the media. They have to be there.
- 3:49Speaker 3: I don't know they have that rule.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Why did they have that role? You'd have to ask
- 3:51Speaker 1: the NFL. They said walkthroughs can be closed, so you
- 3:56Speaker 1: close the practice for the media can't get in there
- 3:59Speaker 1: on the walk through. Now, nonetheless, it was a team
- 4:03Speaker 1: gathering that was rather bizarre, oh so bizarre, because normally
- 4:08Speaker 1: you don't do that the day after a game. It's
- 4:10Speaker 1: it's just a practice football game. So let us discuss question.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Can you explain in layman's terms, why why coach Aaron
- 4:21Speaker 1: Glenn and the players there for the Jets held a
- 4:25Speaker 1: secret players only, We're gonna call it a practice, not
- 4:29Speaker 1: a walkthrough. A practice. So I've got jin emergency exit
- 4:35Speaker 1: row and shadow people and we'll combine all of these
- 4:39Speaker 1: things together and we are gonna make a PB and JAY.
- 4:44Speaker 1: That's what we're gonna make. So the kick off here,
- 4:47Speaker 1: Aaron Glenn, who hasn't yet even coached a regular season game,
- 4:53Speaker 1: is now doing some cosplay. He's doing a poor man's
- 4:56Speaker 1: version of Bill Parcells. He's doing performance art here, and
- 5:00Speaker 1: this is something that Parcels legendarily did back in his
- 5:04Speaker 1: coaching career. Of course, the difference is that the Parcels
- 5:08Speaker 1: had the aura, he had the reputation. He he was the
- 5:11Speaker 1: beg Tona, the beg Tuona. Now Aaron Glenn, who played
- 5:16Speaker 1: for Parcels with the Jets. This Tuna is generic brand
- 5:21Speaker 1: Tuona and until proven otherwise, it stinks. Now there's a
- 5:25Speaker 1: possibility that Aaron Glenn turns out to be a head coach.
- 5:27Speaker 1: That's pretty good. I'll check back when I see him
- 5:31Speaker 1: coach a few games and see how the team plays.
- 5:34Speaker 1: The head coach, though, holding a player's only practice prior
- 5:39Speaker 1: to week one, prior to week one, that is a
- 5:43Speaker 1: lot of things. It's not exactly awe inspiring. You're not
- 5:46Speaker 1: inspiring confidence, right. The thing was supposed to be a
- 5:51Speaker 1: speak easy type of ink behind closed doors. No one
- 5:55Speaker 1: would have ever known about it. There were no assistant coaches,
- 5:57Speaker 1: no media hopes, none of the people, just Aaron Glenn
- 6:03Speaker 1: Old School and the players and Justin Fields out there
- 6:07Speaker 1: running around is like the offensive coordinator and it's like
- 6:10Speaker 1: they were running a prohibition like gin joint. Everyone gets
- 6:14Speaker 1: some gin. They we're gonna make a lot of money,
- 6:16Speaker 1: and it's like inner murals or something like that. And
- 6:19Speaker 1: this was again I go back to the point. It
- 6:21Speaker 1: was supposed to be hush hush on the down low,
- 6:25Speaker 1: and the Jets supposedly wanted to keep this completely under wraps.
- 6:29Speaker 1: And how did the media find out? How did the
- 6:33Speaker 1: media find out? Was it some squirrely sports rider who spied.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Was it a radio guy in New York who had
- 6:40Speaker 1: inside of information? Was it some TV weasel that found out? No? No,
- 6:47Speaker 1: this is where it gets even better. Right. The whole
- 6:50Speaker 1: idea is to not let the outside world know that
- 6:53Speaker 1: the Jets are working through some kinks because they suck
- 6:56Speaker 1: and they know they blow, and that's why they're doing it.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Except oops, a daisy wide receiver. Garrett Wilson was talking
- 7:05Speaker 1: to a pretty girl who's on TikTok who's an influencer,
- 7:09Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, yeah, he has loose lips.
- 7:13Speaker 1: He has loose slips. Right, loose slips sink jets. Apparently
- 7:16Speaker 1: I thought they just think ships, but apparently they sink jets.
- 7:19Speaker 1: And so Wilson's out there violating the bubble of trust.
- 7:24Speaker 1: You're out of the bubble. You're out of the bubble
- 7:27Speaker 1: of trust. And the other thing that's great is they
- 7:30Speaker 1: haven't even played a game, right, I go back to that. Also,
- 7:32Speaker 1: they haven't even played a game. And we're not talking
- 7:34Speaker 1: about a team on a four game losing streak, because
- 7:38Speaker 1: that's the kind of stuff you follow the NFL over
- 7:40Speaker 1: the years. You're like, well, the team's lost a bunch
- 7:42Speaker 1: of games in a row, and they're gonna have some
- 7:44Speaker 1: special workout players only meetings, and I can go on
- 7:49Speaker 1: and on, I can do twenty minutes on players only meetings.
- 7:52Speaker 1: What a fraud those things are. And I won't do
- 7:55Speaker 1: that now. I'll wait till they start having players only meetings,
- 7:58Speaker 1: and then I'll do my normal shtick about what a
- 8:01Speaker 1: total joke that is. And so no wins, the Jets
- 8:05Speaker 1: have no losses. It's a zero sum game. And already
- 8:10Speaker 1: already they're going incognito, but not Richie incognito, the old
- 8:15Speaker 1: offensive lineman, to try to have a practice. It's a
- 8:17Speaker 1: little bit alarming. I have no skin in the game.
- 8:19Speaker 1: I'm not a Jets fan, but it's a little alarming
- 8:22Speaker 1: that the coach is out there and you know he's
- 8:26Speaker 1: doing this. You might be trying to test accountability, who's
- 8:30Speaker 1: the leader of this team, or trying to create artificially
- 8:33Speaker 1: leaders for the Jets. He's already pulling the Parcels card.
- 8:37Speaker 1: We're not even in September and you're going to the
- 8:40Speaker 1: Bill Parcells bag of tricks. You're showing your hand. I
- 8:45Speaker 1: would argue a little bit too early, a little bit
- 8:47Speaker 1: too early. The Jets have found a way, which is impressive.
- 8:51Speaker 1: Aaron Glenn hasn't even coached the real game and already
- 8:54Speaker 1: they look dysfunctional before they're even functional, Like they're not.
- 8:59Speaker 1: I mean, it's just Meanwhile, we go to Chicago where
- 9:04Speaker 1: Tyson beigent Man who you know, the backup quarterback, Tyson Beagent,
- 9:11Speaker 1: the backup for the Bears. He this week, just the
- 9:14Speaker 1: other day, broke down in tears water works during a
- 9:19Speaker 1: news conference. He signed a two year extension worth ten
- 9:22Speaker 1: million dollars, and he was very excited. He was very grateful,
- 9:27Speaker 1: a lot of gratitude from Tyson Beagent and well, it
- 9:31Speaker 1: took a turn to the wild side. And if you
- 9:33Speaker 1: want to hear it, let's go to the audio tape.
- 9:35Speaker 1: Take a listen. This is the Bears backup quarterback signing
- 9:38Speaker 1: a two year extension for ten million takes. You know,
- 9:41Speaker 1: a lot of people don't.
- 9:42Speaker 4: Know this, but you know, my dad is my uh
- 9:45Speaker 4: he's my right hand man, and he didn't running water
- 9:48Speaker 4: until he was in high school. So there's definitely a
- 9:51Speaker 4: lot of things that and people that I could that.
- 9:54Speaker 4: I think I could certainly help what this gift up
- 9:57Speaker 4: and blessed with. But yeah, just little things that you know,
- 10:00Speaker 4: I don't really know anybody back at home with any money.
- 10:02Speaker 1: So yeah, it feels good.
- 10:05Speaker 4: I mean, it's certainly a weight off my shoulders and
- 10:08Speaker 4: my family shoulders, and yeah, definitely means a lot.
- 10:12Speaker 1: All right, Well, some of you are not going to
- 10:15Speaker 1: like what I'm about to say, and I realize I
- 10:18Speaker 1: have an unpopular opinion. I realized that. So the question
- 10:24Speaker 1: on this one is were you emotional watching Tyson Bajit
- 10:27Speaker 1: be emotional crying after getting this Bears extension. And I'm
- 10:32Speaker 1: just going to tell you off the top, this was
- 10:33Speaker 1: not for me. I'm not into the lifetime movie stuff
- 10:37Speaker 1: and all that. I signed up plausibly for a little
- 10:41Speaker 1: bit of the football and the backup quarterback. When you
- 10:45Speaker 1: think about the backup quarterback in general, not just Tyson Bagent,
- 10:48Speaker 1: but in general, the backup quarterback is the equal to
- 10:53Speaker 1: the emergency exit row. You know, you get on a plane,
- 10:55Speaker 1: and I used to always love sitting in the emergency
- 10:59Speaker 1: exit row because you had or leg room. And then
- 11:01Speaker 1: they realized that that was the only seat where you
- 11:03Speaker 1: could actually stretch out other than first class, so they
- 11:06Speaker 1: start charging more for the emergency exit row. But the
- 11:10Speaker 1: emergency exit row is very important in theory, right, if
- 11:12Speaker 1: something goes wrong with the planet's very important. But it's
- 11:15Speaker 1: one of those things you hope you never have to use, right,
- 11:17Speaker 1: You never want to actually have to use the emergency
- 11:20Speaker 1: exit row. And the same thing with the quarterback. You're
- 11:25Speaker 1: there in case of a disaster, and even then the
- 11:29Speaker 1: coach doesn't really want to put you in there. And
- 11:31Speaker 1: so now he's got ten million dollars. Tyson bagent the
- 11:33Speaker 1: Bears backup. Congratulations, you do you right, mazle tap. Now
- 11:38Speaker 1: that being said, I would like to be clear that
- 11:42Speaker 1: Tyson Beagent is twenty five years old. He's already earned
- 11:46Speaker 1: one point seven million dollars, mostly not playing quarterback for
- 11:51Speaker 1: the Chicago Bears. So I've done some back of the
- 11:55Speaker 1: Napkin Mallard math here, and I realized that he's claiming,
- 11:59Speaker 1: well changes everything, it's game change. Where I come from,
- 12:03Speaker 1: he's already rich. Tyson Beagent was already rich prior to
- 12:07Speaker 1: signing this country. The average American salary is on averaging
- 12:15Speaker 1: based on the median salary, is sixty two thousand, like
- 12:18Speaker 1: the average American the highest paid, lowest paid. It's sixty
- 12:22Speaker 1: two thousand and eighty eight dollars a year. So I
- 12:25Speaker 1: crunched the numbers on this, and Tyson Beagent just based
- 12:28Speaker 1: on what he had already earned prior to this contract.
- 12:31Speaker 1: To be a backup quarterback, you and I would have
- 12:34Speaker 1: to work twenty eight years to earn what Tyson Beagent
- 12:38Speaker 1: had already made. Now on this new contract, I did
- 12:40Speaker 1: some more mal of math. The average American to get
- 12:44Speaker 1: to the ten million dollar mark that Tyson Beagent got here,
- 12:48Speaker 1: the average American would have to work twenty eight years.
- 12:54Speaker 1: Twenty eight. Actually, no, twenty eight was the one seven
- 13:00Speaker 1: hundred and sixty one. I can't remind writing one hundred
- 13:02Speaker 1: and sixty one years, one hundred and sixty one years
- 13:06Speaker 1: to get to the amount of money he just got.
- 13:10Speaker 1: So if you want what he'd already made, it was
- 13:12Speaker 1: twenty eight years and the one hundred and sixty one
- 13:15Speaker 1: years for Tyson Bajor. So good friend, and if you
- 13:20Speaker 1: can work one hundred and sixty one years, man, go
- 13:24Speaker 1: to science. Let's science know how you do it? All? Right?
- 13:26Speaker 1: Last thing, quickly we got college football and a listener
- 13:30Speaker 1: in the Great State of Alabama wanted my take on this.
- 13:34Speaker 1: I don't know why you want my take. So apparently
- 13:36Speaker 1: our former morning guy, our former Fox Sports radio morning
- 13:39Speaker 1: host years ago who did not get many ratings, step
- 13:43Speaker 1: and A. Smith, he ranted and raved. Apparently, according to Jim,
- 13:49Speaker 1: I'm not sure where in Alabama Gym's from. There's only
- 13:51Speaker 1: a few cities that have a lot of people there,
- 13:52Speaker 1: so I can guess like three cities. I'm guessing he's
- 13:54Speaker 1: from one of those. Anyway, he wanted to know my
- 13:57Speaker 1: thought on this. So apparently stephen A was going around
- 14:00Speaker 1: saying that Alabama should already get rid of Kaitlin de Boor,
- 14:04Speaker 1: the guy they hired last year, and he recommended who
- 14:07Speaker 1: do you think he recommended to coach Alabama? Who do
- 14:09Speaker 1: you think of? Yeah, that's right, Deon Sanders said Deon Sanders,
- 14:13Speaker 1: the Colorado coach, would be the ideal replacement. So how
- 14:17Speaker 1: do you digest that one? How do you digest that one?
- 14:20Speaker 1: So this is it's like playing tender for coaches like, well,
- 14:25Speaker 1: I'm going to swipe left on de Boor because he's
- 14:29Speaker 1: he's not a big name, you know, he just kind
- 14:31Speaker 1: of came out of nowhere and had some good years
- 14:33Speaker 1: at Washington and all that. So we'll get rid of him,
- 14:35Speaker 1: we'll swipe left on de Boor, and then we're gonna
- 14:38Speaker 1: swipe right on coach Prime because Coach Prime's got the razzle, dazzle,
- 14:43Speaker 1: erasmatas all that stuff. And I would bet you that
- 14:50Speaker 1: Stephen A could not name ten college football coaches if
- 14:55Speaker 1: you said his salary dependent on it. He couldn't do it.
- 14:59Speaker 1: Now even if you spotted him half the SEC coaches,
- 15:03Speaker 1: Like there's some big name Lane Kiffin, guys like that
- 15:05Speaker 1: Bill Belichick. Right, it's not in the SEC, but in
- 15:08Speaker 1: the ACC and you down, you know, there's a handful
- 15:13Speaker 1: of coaches that are pretty big. And the whole Dion thing,
- 15:16Speaker 1: he knows Dion because he played in the NFL and
- 15:18Speaker 1: is on TV. So but in general is hypothesis as garbage.
- 15:22Speaker 1: Like Alabama's problem and that was the college football season
- 15:25Speaker 1: starting this weekend with like the soft launch and all that.
- 15:28Speaker 1: But Alabama's problem last year was not because they were soft,
- 15:32Speaker 1: like that was the argument. They were soft and all
- 15:34Speaker 1: that stuff, Like Kaylen de Boor inherited a roster filled
- 15:38Speaker 1: with mostly Nick Saban leftovers, and the board didn't turn
- 15:43Speaker 1: them into a like a finesse operation. And the biggest
- 15:47Speaker 1: problem Kaylen de Boor has is he's not Nick Saban, right.
- 15:51Speaker 1: You don't want to be the guy who replaces the guy.
- 15:55Speaker 1: You want to be the guy who replaces the guy
- 15:57Speaker 1: who replaced the guy. And if you don't believe me,
- 15:59Speaker 1: you can ask Bill Guthridge. You probably don't know who
- 16:01Speaker 1: that is. He replaced this guy named Dean Smith at
- 16:04Speaker 1: North Carolina, or you can go chat with Ron Zuck.
- 16:08Speaker 1: There's a disaster. He was a Florida coach after Steve
- 16:11Speaker 1: Spurrier back back in the day. But it's the shadow people.
- 16:16Speaker 1: It's the shadow people. You don't want to walk in
- 16:18Speaker 1: the shadow of the legend unless you have a death wish. Now, financially,
- 16:24Speaker 1: Caylin de Boor is a made man. Good for him,
- 16:27Speaker 1: he's got fu money now because of Nick Saban and Alabama.
- 16:32Speaker 1: And as for like Dion San the coach, prime is
- 16:35Speaker 1: good for what I do. He's good for our business. However,
- 16:39Speaker 1: let us not pretend that Colorado is anything but a
- 16:42Speaker 1: middling middling team occasionally has a little bit of magic.
- 16:46Speaker 1: They're fun, they're fun, a little shaken Bay little boogie
- 16:49Speaker 1: woogie and all that stuff. And they'll beat good teams
- 16:54Speaker 1: unless they don't because they mostly lose the good teams,
- 16:57Speaker 1: and they'll beat bad teams every once in a while.
- 17:00Speaker 1: Be a good team. We don't have a big sample size.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Dean Sanders has coached Colorado for twenty five games. They're
- 17:06Speaker 1: thirteen and twelve, one game over five hundred, and they
- 17:10Speaker 1: won the Alamo Bowl. Actually they lost the album. They
- 17:13Speaker 1: even win it. They got to the Alamo Bowl and
- 17:15Speaker 1: they lost it. So Alabama is supposed to be steak
- 17:19Speaker 1: and mashed potatoes, not cotton candy and all that stuff.
- 17:22Speaker 1: And you know, the Tide is supposed to punch you
- 17:25Speaker 1: in the mouth and all that nonsense. And you know,
- 17:28Speaker 1: Dion Colorado, his teams have been fun, they haven't exactly
- 17:33Speaker 1: been the type of team that you would say is
- 17:37Speaker 1: physically dominating. So anyway, that's where I am. It's good
- 17:42Speaker 1: luck there, good luck there to Kalin de Boor in
- 17:46Speaker 1: year number two. It is the Ben Mahlor Show. As
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- 19:00Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Maler Show
- 19:02Speaker 1: up all night every night, the Red Eye Flight and
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- 19:10Speaker 1: Coming up this Saturday, we'll do it live, well, not
- 19:13Speaker 1: on the air, but we'll be there three to five
- 19:16Speaker 1: in Vegas. He's stake out bar and grill there right
- 19:19Speaker 1: now u NLV for one day only to hang out
- 19:23Speaker 1: there Ben Mallard Lorana Coop in person. The lights will
- 19:28Speaker 1: be on, they'll be alcohol flowing. Some people might be laughing, schmoozing.
- 19:35Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it. You never know who's
- 19:37Speaker 1: showing up. It's really up to you. You'll decide who
- 19:41Speaker 1: shows up. It's coming up this Saturday. All right, back
- 19:45Speaker 1: to what we go. You want to say hello on
- 19:46Speaker 1: ex at Ben Mahlor that's at Ben mallor be part
- 19:51Speaker 1: of the program. Our guy, Matt Jack, by the way,
- 19:54Speaker 1: he still wants he wants us to do a meet
- 19:55Speaker 1: and greet there in southern California. He says he's already planning.
- 19:59Speaker 1: He says, is mad Jack, that that's going to be
- 20:01Speaker 1: the next mal of Meek. He's already calling it right now.
- 20:04Speaker 1: He's calling a shot. But we don't want to do
- 20:06Speaker 1: these things too close together. We want them to be special.
- 20:09Speaker 1: We can't do them all the time. We have to
- 20:11Speaker 1: spread them out a little bit. Otherwise they're they're not unique.
- 20:16Speaker 1: You got to be unique.
- 20:17Speaker 3: Can we do it somewhere nice in southern California?
- 20:22Speaker 1: That the place he recommends is not bad, It's fine.
- 20:24Speaker 1: What what are you talking about? What do you want
- 20:26Speaker 1: to go? Beverly Hills?
- 20:27Speaker 3: No, like I mean, like like Santa Monica.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Go to that Cecil Hotel where that that body was
- 20:35Speaker 1: in the water thing on the roof over there.
- 20:37Speaker 8: Yes, Oh my gosh, I love that one, Lorena, what yeah, yeah,
- 20:47Speaker 8: let's go.
- 20:48Speaker 1: Let's go to the skid Row Hotel where they you know,
- 20:50Speaker 1: you don't know that story coop, you know.
- 20:52Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's a famous hotel.
- 20:54Speaker 1: It's a famous it's a famous. Well before that too,
- 20:57Speaker 1: there's a famous hotel in downtown Los Angelain skid Row
- 21:01Speaker 1: where people kept saying, like the water tasted kind of funky, right,
- 21:05Speaker 1: and they no, yeah, they couldn't figure out what they
- 21:10Speaker 1: couldn't figure out what was going on with the water,
- 21:12Speaker 1: Like they changed, they went through the pipes and all that.
- 21:15Speaker 3: There's just a body decomposing in their water supply.
- 21:18Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody that girl fell in No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 21:22Speaker 1: For for months people were showering and yeah, brushing their brushing.
- 21:27Speaker 3: Their you know, made do I not know this story.
- 21:33Speaker 1: It's a famous, famous l A story. Yeah, famous l
- 21:36Speaker 1: A story. Did they change the name of that place?
- 21:39Speaker 1: I suppose they renovated, But I think the only people
- 21:42Speaker 1: there are really the homeless people are living there. A
- 21:44Speaker 1: lot of the hotels down there they just ran out
- 21:46Speaker 1: to the to the homeless people, like your tax dollars
- 21:49Speaker 1: at work, paying for them to stay down there.
- 21:51Speaker 3: It's the Stay on Maine Hotel. Now, oh they changed
- 21:54Speaker 3: the name.
- 21:54Speaker 1: There you go, Oh, no, that nobody, nobody will remember
- 21:57Speaker 1: that story. They changed the name. Yeah, well that it's
- 22:02Speaker 1: very similar, well not similar. But I when I went
- 22:05Speaker 1: to Boston, I was auditioning for one of the like
- 22:08Speaker 1: a radio job in Boston, and they they put me
- 22:10Speaker 1: up at this hotel kind of near Harvard. And this
- 22:14Speaker 1: guy Jerry Callahan, who was a big radio guy in
- 22:16Speaker 1: Boston at the time. And Jerry's like I told, he
- 22:18Speaker 1: asked me where I stayed. I stayed at this hotel
- 22:20Speaker 1: I don't know really much about. It's not a great hotel.
- 22:23Speaker 1: And Jerry lost his mind. He starts screaming at me.
- 22:27Speaker 1: That's like that was where the nine to eleven terrorist
- 22:29Speaker 1: had stayed the night before they went and committed that
- 22:32Speaker 1: horrible act, and he wow, Yeah, I didn't know, and
- 22:36Speaker 1: I wouldn't have known if he hadn't told me then,
- 22:38Speaker 1: and then I'd go back to the freaking hotel room
- 22:40Speaker 1: as I go, creeped out and all that. But anyway,
- 22:42Speaker 1: I guess if you knew what actually happened, most places
- 22:45Speaker 1: you go because there's stuff bat Stuff's probably happened everywhere.
- 22:49Speaker 1: All right, let's go back to the phones. Eight seven
- 22:51Speaker 1: seven ninety nine on Fox is the number. Let's say
- 22:54Speaker 1: hello to Let's see here eny, meanie mine. Let's go
- 22:57Speaker 1: to Mike the Leprechau. Hello, Mike put him on whole earlier.
- 23:01Speaker 1: He was feeding his rabbits. Let's see if he's feeding
- 23:03Speaker 1: some kind of other animal.
- 23:05Speaker 9: Yes, I'm very good with pets. Anyway, when you come
- 23:08Speaker 9: to Boston, Mike from New Hampshire and me will not
- 23:11Speaker 9: put you up on skid road. And Beverly Hills is
- 23:14Speaker 9: only second place to Boston. And good look on your
- 23:18Speaker 9: trip to Vegas.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Oh thank you. You're not going to be making an
- 23:21Speaker 1: appierce mikel leprecaun. You're not flying after there. You're not
- 23:24Speaker 1: going to show there you're a leprecaun. You you bring
- 23:26Speaker 1: your pot of gold to.
- 23:27Speaker 9: Vegas, I'll bring it to Boston and Worster. Okay, Ben,
- 23:33Speaker 9: you're not really an introvert.
- 23:36Speaker 1: No, I am an Introuer's trust me. I am. I am.
- 23:39Speaker 1: For four hours a day I'm not. But the rest
- 23:41Speaker 1: of the time I am.
- 23:42Speaker 9: Yeah, me too, me too. You would not know me
- 23:44Speaker 9: in private life.
- 23:46Speaker 1: No, I don't. Well, I don't want to know you.
- 23:47Speaker 1: I don't believe I don't.
- 23:51Speaker 5: No.
- 23:51Speaker 9: So, thats a heat wave in Los Angeles. Hurricane Aaron
- 23:55Speaker 9: is coming to Boston. It's sixty degrees kind of raining.
- 23:58Speaker 1: Raw.
- 23:59Speaker 9: I hope Marcel and blind Scott keep out of the
- 24:01Speaker 9: rip currents. And that's maybe a but the goodness of
- 24:06Speaker 9: your shape or your show maybe a quaint my problems.
- 24:10Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you almost said a bad word that you
- 24:12Speaker 1: stopped al It.
- 24:13Speaker 3: Was actually a little too close for my liking.
- 24:15Speaker 1: Really, that didn't make the air. Okay, But what he's there?
- 24:20Speaker 1: What do you keep saying his name? He's right there?
- 24:22Speaker 3: What do you need to do?
- 24:23Speaker 8: What do you need?
- 24:24Speaker 9: You interfered with Koop yesterday in the past.
- 24:27Speaker 1: Word No, I did not enter yet, that's a lot.
- 24:30Speaker 1: There was no interference at all. That didn't happen.
- 24:33Speaker 9: Yeah, I want to happen the golden tickets.
- 24:35Speaker 1: So for that, okay, and I want to hang up
- 24:38Speaker 1: on you. Can I do that?
- 24:40Speaker 9: No, I have a Jinglee liberty, liberty, No.
- 24:44Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, we moved on from the jingle thing.
- 24:48Speaker 1: But but I thank you for that. We've advanced from
- 24:51Speaker 1: the jingle phase of the show. But thank you.
- 24:54Speaker 3: So eight minutes ago.
- 24:56Speaker 1: Yeah, although people did enjoy our deep conversation on onion rings,
- 25:00Speaker 1: getting some positive onion ring feedback, Max said, great onion
- 25:05Speaker 1: ring discussion. Couldn't be more impressed with the overall analysis.
- 25:10Speaker 1: I've never gotten that message. Hey, a great discussion about
- 25:13Speaker 1: that NFL game. Could not be more impressed with the
- 25:15Speaker 1: overall analysis. But onion rings. Yeah, in fact, I have
- 25:18Speaker 1: an onion ring. Fun fact. You want an unring fun fact,
- 25:21Speaker 1: I got it. I got it for an unr ring
- 25:22Speaker 1: fun fact matter, fun fact. Didn't you know that McDonald's
- 25:29Speaker 1: McDonald's considered serving onion rings. They looked at him. They actually,
- 25:34Speaker 1: at one point some of the McDonald's tested onion rings
- 25:39Speaker 1: and they determined that it was not in their best
- 25:43Speaker 1: interest financially at McDonald's to serve onion rings. The reason,
- 25:48Speaker 1: the reason they make so much money on their French fries.
- 25:53Speaker 1: If they served onion rings, people would buy those, and
- 25:55Speaker 1: they wouldn't buy as many fries, and they wouldn't The
- 25:58Speaker 1: margin of profit the onion ring was not as high
- 26:01Speaker 1: as the margin of onion from the from the fry.
- 26:04Speaker 1: So they just need potatoes exactly. So they considered onion
- 26:09Speaker 1: rings and they determined that they don't. They would not
- 26:11Speaker 1: make enough money, and that's why they've they've not sold
- 26:14Speaker 1: onion rings. There you go, Patrick, DJ spin there in
- 26:17Speaker 1: San Diego, says Hey, Benjamin, if you ever decide to
- 26:20Speaker 1: do a meet and greet in San Diego, have a
- 26:23Speaker 1: great location in Ocean Beach. Yeah, send me an email. Patrick.
- 26:29Speaker 10: That's why I was thinking, if we do a southern
- 26:30Speaker 10: California one, San Diego would be fun.
- 26:34Speaker 3: Yeah, Sandy, I'd like San Diego.
- 26:36Speaker 1: You approve of that? What about one here? Like this
- 26:38Speaker 1: guy mad Jack's losing his mind every time you say
- 26:41Speaker 1: you want to go somewhere else. Matt Jack's got a
- 26:43Speaker 1: venue that this old NFL kicker, his name still on
- 26:47Speaker 1: this restaurant, the Kickings and dahassess as a restaurant, and
- 26:53Speaker 1: and so it's out in San Dimas. There was a
- 26:58Speaker 1: movie about San Dimas years ago. Uh yeah, so there
- 27:01Speaker 1: you go. Uh all right, it is the Ben Mathers Show.
- 27:04Speaker 1: So I mentioned this story. Remember pac Man Jones better
- 27:09Speaker 1: known as Adam Jones he wants I mean, he changed
- 27:11Speaker 1: his name, but he's actually better know as pac Man,
- 27:13Speaker 1: but he changed his name to Adam Jones for a while. Uh.
- 27:16Speaker 1: He's really popular at the NBA All Star Game in Vegas,
- 27:19Speaker 1: really popular and I left a lasting mark at that
- 27:22Speaker 1: all seat. Anyway, pac Man Jones exploded a very upset
- 27:27Speaker 1: this week, very angry over of all things, the Cleveland
- 27:33Speaker 1: Browns quarterback situation. Say why Yeah. He went on a
- 27:39Speaker 1: rant that only a sailor would love, very upset, a
- 27:43Speaker 1: lot of bad words. He called for justice for Schudeur Sanders.
- 27:49Speaker 1: He wants justice for Shadur Sanders. I was like, well,
- 27:54Speaker 1: is there a is there an injustice because I don't
- 27:58Speaker 1: I don't see what the injustice is. But he was
- 28:00Speaker 1: very passionate that CHEDR. Sanders is getting the screw job
- 28:04Speaker 1: and that it's it's not right and it's terrible what
- 28:07Speaker 1: the Browns are doing. And I'm not there like the
- 28:11Speaker 1: Joe Flacco. Thing's funny to me is Flacco will play
- 28:14Speaker 1: two or three games. It will get hurt because he's
- 28:16Speaker 1: forty years old. And that's it. Ferg Dog says, Hey, Ben,
- 28:21Speaker 1: how about a Mallard meet and greet in Fullerton? You
- 28:23Speaker 1: can take the Amtrak. Fergduck says, Ferg Dog. Can we
- 28:28Speaker 1: do it at your house? Ferg Dog? Can we go
- 28:29Speaker 1: to your house?
- 28:30Speaker 4: And?
- 28:30Speaker 1: Can we We'll just do the show from your your home. No.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Ryan in Main writes and says, I drive by that hotel.
- 28:37Speaker 1: By the hotel, he says, in Maine frequently where two
- 28:40Speaker 1: of the hijackers stay. Definitely creepy. Oh yeah, yeah, that's
- 28:44Speaker 1: it is. The creep factor is very high. I would
- 28:48Speaker 1: agree on that. So I almost use this one on
- 28:51Speaker 1: the Mallar Riddle of the Day. I chose not to
- 28:53Speaker 1: use it on the Mallar Riddle of the Day, but
- 28:55Speaker 1: I'm gonna use it right now. So a man was
- 28:58Speaker 1: able to do something for almost half an hour and
- 29:02Speaker 1: set a new world record. I saw this story the
- 29:05Speaker 1: other day. I thought, well, that's pretty that's pretty impressive.
- 29:08Speaker 1: I'm a little skeptical that he was actually able to
- 29:10Speaker 1: do it, though this Croatian free diver set a Guinness
- 29:15Speaker 1: World record by holding his breath underwater for almost thirty minutes. What, yeah,
- 29:23Speaker 1: it's impossible. The guy's aquaman. No, yeah, he set them
- 29:28Speaker 1: mark twenty. This Croatian guy twenty nine minutes and three seconds.
- 29:32Speaker 1: He held his breath in a three meter deep pool
- 29:36Speaker 1: of water. They had five judges, there were one hundred
- 29:40Speaker 1: people there. And if only Harry Houdini could have done that,
- 29:46Speaker 1: he'd still be alive today. Well he'd be dead.
- 29:48Speaker 3: But that is so wild.
- 29:50Speaker 1: Yeah, the previous record, how about this? The previous record
- 29:53Speaker 1: was twenty four minutes and thirty seven seconds, which was
- 29:56Speaker 1: set by another Croatian. Let me tell you, the have
- 30:00Speaker 1: amazing lungs. They've got. What a superpower.
- 30:03Speaker 10: When I was a universal on the studio tour, they
- 30:05Speaker 10: were talking about how some of the actors were able
- 30:08Speaker 10: to hold their breath underwater for long periods of time,
- 30:10Speaker 10: and the longest, they said was eight minutes.
- 30:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I can hold my breath for a while. I can't.
- 30:16Speaker 3: I can't even do a minute.
- 30:18Speaker 1: No, No, I can do more than a minute. No.
- 30:21Speaker 1: You got to get in a calm like the You
- 30:23Speaker 1: gotta get in like this calm zen state type. You
- 30:25Speaker 1: got to I'm not really a calm person, but you
- 30:27Speaker 1: gotta get kind of calm and mellow and just kind
- 30:31Speaker 1: of go with the flow, right, go with the flow
- 30:33Speaker 1: and all that stuff. How can you monetize that if
- 30:36Speaker 1: you can stand on what you'd be a great magician,
- 30:38Speaker 1: like underwater magician. Professional mermaid mermaid, but not mermaid merman.
- 30:43Speaker 1: We learned that when Eddie worked here. Eddie went into
- 30:46Speaker 1: the fountain across the street at the mall across the
- 30:48Speaker 1: street because he lost a bet and he stood in
- 30:51Speaker 1: the fountain and he said, I said he was a mermaid.
- 30:54Speaker 1: He said, no, no, no, a male murman. A mermaid
- 30:58Speaker 1: is a merman. That that's a different I did not
- 31:00Speaker 1: know that until I learned that from Eddie.
- 31:03Speaker 3: It's just mur people mermurman, pops.
- 31:08Speaker 1: I think Mermaid is the way to go. I like
- 31:12Speaker 1: Mermaid to me. I think Mermaid should be universal. That's
- 31:15Speaker 1: the way we should do it, and that's it. I'm
- 31:17Speaker 1: pro Mermaid. I support My name is Ben Maller, and
- 31:20Speaker 1: I support Mermaids. Why is there no team named the
- 31:23Speaker 1: Mermaids because it's a female thing, right that? Why?
- 31:26Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, that makes perfect sense. But there is
- 31:29Speaker 10: basketball teams that are popping up. Maybe one of them
- 31:31Speaker 10: could be the Mermaids or the Sirens.
- 31:33Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to get in trouble, Coop, But there's
- 31:41Speaker 1: a lot of You said something that if I repeated,
- 31:50Speaker 1: I'd get a call from my boss. No, I didn't
- 31:53Speaker 1: repeat it, said, I said, I did, really all right,
- 31:58Speaker 1: Well what else? Well the other thing I was gonna
- 31:59Speaker 1: say would even be worse than that, But I didn't
- 32:01Speaker 1: say that.
- 32:01Speaker 3: That's okay, I'll take the blame for an ice cent it.
- 32:04Speaker 1: All right. Yeah, I was just repeat. I was just
- 32:05Speaker 1: parroting what he told me. So it was my fault, Coople,
- 32:09Speaker 1: Loop's the fricking guy. He my fault anyway, all right,
- 32:12Speaker 1: it is the ben Macher. I need some judges. We're
- 32:14Speaker 1: gonna have fact or fiction factor fiction.
- 32:17Speaker 3: So if you'd like our left actually oh really yeah,
- 32:21Speaker 3: lines are full of judges.
- 32:22Speaker 1: Okay, then I'm not giving out the numbers. Screw you.
- 32:25Speaker 1: You should have called in earlier. It's a bad job
- 32:27Speaker 1: by you. Shame on you. All right, anyway, we will
- 32:30Speaker 1: have that. We'll have fact or fiction. We'll get to that.
- 32:33Speaker 1: We'll take your calls as judges. You guys are already there,
- 32:37Speaker 1: big name, big names. We'll get to that, and we
- 32:40Speaker 1: will do it next.
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- 32:54Speaker 1: Yeah, we're heading to Vegas. It's the Ben Mahler Show.
- 32:56Speaker 1: Bill Miller here of course, and don't forget if you
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- 33:13Speaker 1: just search Ben Maller wherever you get your podcast. You'll
- 33:17Speaker 1: find the latest full show and a best of version
- 33:21Speaker 1: posted right after the end of the show. Please, frans
- 33:25Speaker 1: a bit of media. Is it fact or fiction?
- 33:31Speaker 7: Let's face some raw facts on the Ben Maller Show.
- 33:38Speaker 1: All right, let's do it here. The power couples on
- 33:40Speaker 1: a nice cruise in Europe, so they're not here, and
- 33:44Speaker 1: so that opens it up for some other people. We
- 33:46Speaker 1: say hello to Eddie in Charlotte, that's thumbs up. Thumbs
- 33:49Speaker 1: down Eddie. Hello Eddie, welcome and how you looking. I
- 33:54Speaker 1: got an NFL edition coming up, Tom, I'm excited. I'm
- 33:57Speaker 1: going thumbs up Eddie on you. Ed, I'm going thumbs
- 33:59Speaker 1: up on Eddie. I'm sorry about your giants, Eddie. They're
- 34:01Speaker 1: gonna suck again. But that's okay, that's all right. We'll
- 34:06Speaker 1: talk about it later, okay, all right, not the time
- 34:09Speaker 1: nor the place hold on. Milkman Mike in Colorado, the
- 34:13Speaker 1: Man of Many Voices. Hello, Milkman Mike. Good morning, fand
- 34:19Speaker 1: great show.
- 34:20Speaker 9: As a.
- 34:23Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, Leslie. Yes, boy, you're really good.
- 34:27Speaker 1: That's solid Milkman Mike. When weed Man kept getting arrested,
- 34:30Speaker 1: he was our weed Man. He did the weed Man impersonation.
- 34:33Speaker 1: Tony in the Bay Area, Hello, Tony.
- 34:37Speaker 5: I just wanted to clarify that I wasn't the.
- 34:39Speaker 3: One who got sit on think then okay, all.
- 34:43Speaker 1: Right, Jed, who fled, is back. I wondered what happened
- 34:46Speaker 1: to Jed. When I don't see Jed, I'm like, he's
- 34:48Speaker 1: either trying to get clean and because he's got a
- 34:50Speaker 1: probation meeting, or he's back in jail. Hello. Jed who fled.
- 34:54Speaker 4: Tell me without telling me Pinocchio with Crouk.
- 34:59Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, we have Brandon in cans Uh City. Hello Brandon,
- 35:08Speaker 1: Minnie and the get it right at the top of
- 35:12Speaker 1: the morning to you guys.
- 35:13Speaker 9: Thank you for taking my call.
- 35:14Speaker 1: What's going on? All right? Brn So the casket drops right, Brandon,
- 35:18Speaker 1: he's fan to the Yeah, all right, hold on and
- 35:21Speaker 1: we have blind Scott in the Yeah. I just talked
- 35:25Speaker 1: to Mick Jimmellie.
- 35:26Speaker 6: By mistake, I called the sports Tub time to talk
- 35:29Speaker 6: to you.
- 35:30Speaker 9: They they were able to plug the Las Vegas Meet
- 35:32Speaker 9: and greet.
- 35:32Speaker 6: They said, who wouldn't want to come meet Ben Mallard
- 35:35Speaker 6: at three pm in Las Vegas next.
- 35:36Speaker 9: To the un l B camp stake out, fire and
- 35:39Speaker 9: draw on Saturday.
- 35:40Speaker 1: You know, well that's now, Scott. I do appreciate it.
- 35:43Speaker 1: And that's the like the top morning show in the
- 35:45Speaker 1: country that you went on. I mean, they don't mess
- 35:47Speaker 1: around over there. But could you call one of the
- 35:49Speaker 1: morning shows in Vegas where we're actually going to be.
- 35:51Speaker 1: Could you call them on theire John and Vegas figure
- 35:53Speaker 1: John and Vegas from the Sports Tub. Hopefully they'll be there.
- 35:56Speaker 6: They got big time people are the gambling people.
- 35:58Speaker 1: You know they can't. Okay, I know, but you know,
- 36:01Speaker 1: no one's you know, people listen Boston. They're not going
- 36:03Speaker 1: to get up and fly to Vegas for an overnight
- 36:05Speaker 1: show anyway, right, whatever, All right, these are the three stories.
- 36:09Speaker 1: Figure out which of the three is not true, separating
- 36:13Speaker 1: fiction from fact. Story number one. So earlier, Roy McElroy
- 36:19Speaker 1: was finally able to compete, or complete rather the career
- 36:22Speaker 1: Grand Slam. He won the twenty twenty five Masters. Now
- 36:24Speaker 1: earlier this week, he revealed to the media after winning,
- 36:27Speaker 1: he cleared out the remaining inventory of the flags from
- 36:32Speaker 1: Augusta National. He took home over one thousand flags. He
- 36:36Speaker 1: was so excited he won at the Masters. Unless we
- 36:39Speaker 1: made that up. Storry number two Mahomie Dynamic duo Patrick
- 36:44Speaker 1: Mahomes and Travis Kelsey have been one of the all
- 36:47Speaker 1: time great combinations on the field. Now they're looking to
- 36:51Speaker 1: replicate that success in the restaurant business. Next month, on
- 36:55Speaker 1: mahomes birthday, the Chief Star will become a restauranteur, opening
- 37:00Speaker 1: up fifteen eighty seven Prime, just eight miles northeast of Arrowhead, Staium.
- 37:06Speaker 1: I don't know how many miles away it is from
- 37:08Speaker 1: the landing. That's where the ben mal Chickens fingers are.
- 37:10Speaker 1: That to me, that's more important than the Arrowhead Stadium. Anyway,
- 37:13Speaker 1: they have they've given every menu item their personal stamp
- 37:17Speaker 1: of approval. I don't know about that one. That sounds
- 37:20Speaker 1: like bull crap to me. All Right, a story number
- 37:23Speaker 1: I just give the end. Story number three Logan Paul,
- 37:26Speaker 1: one of those annoying YouTubers. He got married to his
- 37:29Speaker 1: longtime girlfriend, supermodel Nina at Doll. Is that her name?
- 37:34Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, anyway, last week and the YouTuber
- 37:38Speaker 1: he became a boxer said it was the best weekend
- 37:42Speaker 1: of his life. It was a star studded affair that
- 37:45Speaker 1: even saw legendary boxer Evander Holyfield served as the couple's
- 37:49Speaker 1: officient at the wedding. Wow. All right, those are the
- 37:52Speaker 1: three stories. Let's see if we can figure out which
- 37:55Speaker 1: of the three is not true, separating fiction from fat
- 38:00Speaker 1: and we start out with thumbs up thumbs down Eddie
- 38:04Speaker 1: in Charlotte, Eddie. I'm gonna go with number one being
- 38:07Speaker 1: thank you for letting me on the show. All right,
- 38:11Speaker 1: next week I expect the thumbs up thumbs down game,
- 38:13Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Eddie. There you go, Eddie and Charlotte. Milkman,
- 38:16Speaker 1: Mike the Man of a Million voices, Milkman, Mike one
- 38:19Speaker 1: two or three, Milkman Umbrenumber. Is it good that you
- 38:27Speaker 1: know how to do the Leslie voice? Or is it
- 38:29Speaker 1: bad for Leslie that a middle aged man in Colorado
- 38:32Speaker 1: can sound just like Leslie? I don't know, all right,
- 38:35Speaker 1: she's not here anyway, we have Jed who fled from
- 38:38Speaker 1: the swamp land of Florida being chased by a gator.
- 38:42Speaker 6: Are you kindly gonna work a fifth day of the
- 38:43Speaker 6: week or are you gonna take a big number two?
- 38:46Speaker 1: No? No, I am. I'm gonna do show a Mimi
- 38:49Speaker 1: in Vegas. Yeah, I will be doing the show, which means,
- 38:54Speaker 1: by the way, we need lame jokes. We need lame jokes.
- 38:57Speaker 1: We need that, all right, Jed? What's the you said?
- 38:59Speaker 1: Number two? Is that a number two?
- 39:00Speaker 4: A right?
- 39:01Speaker 1: Brandon in Cansa City? Brandon, Well, Yahoo, Planed, You're wrong.
- 39:07Speaker 5: I know it's not number two, because I know number
- 39:10Speaker 5: two is absolutely one hundred percent legit.
- 39:12Speaker 9: So I'm gonna go number why number one?
- 39:17Speaker 3: Number one?
- 39:19Speaker 1: All right?
- 39:19Speaker 9: Now?
- 39:20Speaker 1: Man? A man that should be arrested for harassing me
- 39:24Speaker 1: and Fred Toucher. That would be blind Scott, blind Scott
- 39:27Speaker 1: one two or three? Scott?
- 39:28Speaker 6: Please, I think it's I'm trying to get the trash
- 39:33Speaker 6: out right now before the trash guy comes from ships
- 39:35Speaker 6: gutting down. The kids don't have time.
- 39:38Speaker 1: It's it's not even six in the morning. The trash
- 39:41Speaker 1: people don't show up that early, dummy. Come on, No,
- 39:45Speaker 1: they don't know. What's the answer. I need the answer,
- 39:52Speaker 1: just hey that you're lying. You're lying, but go away.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Harassed some other radio persons, I know, all right, So
- 40:03Speaker 1: we don't We don't have time to run down on
- 40:04Speaker 1: the stories. The fake story though, did any I don't
- 40:08Speaker 1: think anyone got right? Oh? Really?
- 40:12Speaker 3: Okay?
- 40:12Speaker 1: Who which one was?
- 40:13Speaker 4: It?
- 40:13Speaker 7: Was?
- 40:13Speaker 1: It? No milkman? Okay, he cheated the story? The fake
- 40:18Speaker 1: Storways number three, the logan Paul won that was fake.
- 40:20Speaker 1: The other stories are true. So where is that? A
- 40:24Speaker 1: couple of a couple of programming notes. I don't think
- 40:28Speaker 1: we promoted this. Have we not hold ourselves out enough
- 40:31Speaker 1: for this Vegas Meet and reap? My God, I will
- 40:33Speaker 1: be here. I know no one's aware of it. I'm
- 40:36Speaker 1: sure people are gonna send me messages. I didn't know
- 40:38Speaker 1: I would have shown up. I didn't know. You didn't
- 40:40Speaker 1: tell me about it. Shut up. But I will be
- 40:42Speaker 1: here tomorrow. I've been away the last couple of weeks.
- 40:44Speaker 1: On the Friday Show, we're we're doing it live. We'll
- 40:47Speaker 1: do it from Vegas, our affiliate in Vegas, so let's
- 40:50Speaker 1: see how that goes. But we do need some jokes,
- 40:52Speaker 1: so send the jokes in Big Ben's lame jokes. A
- 40:54Speaker 1: week is back tomorrow. That's excited. Yeah, ha ha