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OUTRO: Off The Rails · The Hauraki Big Show

• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Kidd, are you mean it's the feelers from the big Ja.
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: How are you going traveling on the Trans Alpine Express?
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Boy, boy, lads, it's just.
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  Speaker 3: Been majestic, certainly, has Jason? Is this the bench music?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: This is so we've got a little that this should
• 0:29
  Speaker 4: be No, I mean this should be normal music going. Yeah, yeah, magnificent.
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  Speaker 4: So we've got a little portable set up here.
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  Speaker 3: We're in the cafe carriage of the Trans Alpine and
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: we haven't used this set up since the batch files. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: so Pugs has actually loaded a few little snippets in.
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  Speaker 4: Oh how good? What have I got? That's the music,
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  Speaker 4: that's the Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very aesthetically pleasing little board whatever it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's got all the sort of neo and neon lights
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  Speaker 1: and very compact. But yes, here we are on the
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  Speaker 1: train and after a magnificent night down in Christchers. It's
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  Speaker 1: always good down in Craystchers, isn't it. Are you taking
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  Speaker 1: photos of my shoes?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 4: Now of the angle of your feet? And funnily enough,
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  Speaker 4: well he was taking photos of your feet. I was
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  Speaker 4: taking images of his feet right, because he's got the loafers.
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  Speaker 2: On, he's got his shiny loafers.
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  Speaker 3: On talking pugs on. By the way, we're currently going
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  Speaker 3: over Arthur's Pass. Are we doing a doing a radio
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  Speaker 3: show while driving up in the mountains next to a river?
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Now we're just about to get to the cass apparently
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  Speaker 4: feelers and the case has got a population of one
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  Speaker 4: person by Bury the mad dog, and we went past him,
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  Speaker 4: and you're standing outside and was, well, what Joe is
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  Speaker 4: looking in the.
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  Speaker 1: Mirror made it's a sort of it's a sort of
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  Speaker 1: life I aspire to feelings with aspiring with my trill
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  Speaker 1: bey head on coming to greet the folks.
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  Speaker 2: In the train.
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  Speaker 4: How long do you think you'd last?
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  Speaker 2: About a day?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you get torn up by Grizzly and
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: their aunt Ny here.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I would die, but.
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  Speaker 4: Here, look at this.
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  Speaker 2: It's beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: The other thing is it always it sparks my fantasies
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  Speaker 1: of going bush places like this.
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  Speaker 4: I completely agree. It's a kind of place that makes
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  Speaker 4: you wish you were a different person. Yes, the kind
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  Speaker 4: of person that could go bush and not die. I
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  Speaker 4: mean you'd certainly die out here. Key, you wouldn't last
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  Speaker 4: twenty minutes, no, I know, but I wouldn't pretend I could,
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  Speaker 4: Like you guys, No, I wouldn't pretend I could. I'm
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  Speaker 4: very well aware that I am. As we were coming over,
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  Speaker 4: we're pointing out when we'rekezy, as so many people would
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  Speaker 4: have before us. But that there was the telegraph poles,
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  Speaker 4: and you think somebody's had to put those here. There's
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  Speaker 4: this train track that we're running on that somebody's had
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  Speaker 4: to put there. I would have just stayed home and
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  Speaker 4: Sae just let's not worry about it, fellers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just get it past.
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  Speaker 4: Do we need a train track to go? We need connection?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think. So. Just stay here, do a little
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  Speaker 4: bit of work, you see.
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  Speaker 1: Because the thing is to I I watch a lot
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  Speaker 1: of camping videos on YouTube, right, no camp videos, and
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  Speaker 1: it's always dudes in Alaska who are out in the wild,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and they just go camping and catch their
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  Speaker 1: own food and you know, make their own.
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  Speaker 2: Shelters and just sparks the sort of wild man and me.
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  Speaker 4: It does briefly and then you go outside and have
• 3:18
  Speaker 4: a vapor in you said yourself, it's cold. Well, actually, just.
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  Speaker 2: Jersey and beg.
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  Speaker 3: Jason spent the entire train trip trying to charge his
• 3:27
  Speaker 3: vape off of powerbeach.
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  Speaker 4: It's just pathetic because it's just your vape's empty.
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  Speaker 3: You're fuming about it, and whilst this beautiful scenery is outside,
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  Speaker 3: Jason's desperately plugging in.
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  Speaker 4: And this is a true story. Jason is up at
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  Speaker 4: four o'clock in the morning, fantasizing about being able to
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  Speaker 4: get a new vape. Googled a local gas station Google Maps.
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  Speaker 4: Ten minutes did we get five minutes on the side
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  Speaker 4: of the road, side of the train track. Hoidy J
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  Speaker 4: searched when the nearest gas station would open. There's one
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  Speaker 4: four hundred and fifty meters already got out the cracker
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  Speaker 4: door on six am. He was banging on the door,
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  Speaker 4: but it was gas only. It didn't have a shop.
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  Speaker 4: It was jel city, and.
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  Speaker 2: I was so human.
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  Speaker 1: I was just because I got a little bit lost,
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  Speaker 1: even with Google Maps.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds about right. That's what you'd be so good
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  Speaker 4: in the world, because there is no right way to
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  Speaker 4: go exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 3: It's we watched when my wife and I watched Hunt
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  Speaker 3: for the Wilder People at the theater. The theater, I
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  Speaker 3: was convinced that I could have been a Wilder person
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  Speaker 3: with what's his name good? The acting was yeah, Ricky
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  Speaker 3: and Sam Neil. I was like, when they go Bush,
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  Speaker 3: it's actually quite fun like it looks it looks fun. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, I could go Bush, but the
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  Speaker 3: reality is I wouldn't be able to last at all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a real device kind of guy, you see
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  Speaker 1: where I don't need much and so.
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  Speaker 3: You were just a vapor power banguly.
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  Speaker 4: I think I would do the best out of the
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  Speaker 4: three of us if we all went bo. This is now,
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  Speaker 4: There's there's some content in this naked and I would
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  Speaker 4: be afraid just drop us in the center, drop us
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  Speaker 4: in Victoria Park there in the middle of Auckland.
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  Speaker 2: Well, my parents going.
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  Speaker 4: Off, Oh shit, what is it a phone call?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, it's just telling me to charge my bag.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: But seriously, if we did do some sort of naked enough,
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  Speaker 4: do we have to be naked? No, we don't have
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  Speaker 4: to be because.
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  Speaker 3: This is the part that we're missing is a bit
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  Speaker 3: outside right now, it's actually freezing it's quite cool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it'll be freezing out of there, so we'd need to
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  Speaker 3: build a fire straight away.
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  Speaker 4: If you're like, we're in the middle of nowhere, except
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  Speaker 4: I can see a track over the driver down a road. Now, well,
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  Speaker 4: this is the road through to Arthur's Pass.
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  Speaker 2: You see. This isn't wild enough for me.
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  Speaker 1: No, the fact that I can see civilization doesn't work
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  Speaker 1: for me.
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  Speaker 2: I need it to be fully bush, fantacic lean.
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  Speaker 4: What percentage bush is this? Do you reckon?
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty bushy, Jakes, I'd say it's it's about ninety boosh.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I know, I'd say it's a three out of
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  Speaker 4: ten bouche. You've got all these power lines. I can
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  Speaker 4: see vans packed over there campfans. Yeah. Yeah, we're on
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  Speaker 4: a train. We're on a train that we're waiting for
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  Speaker 4: a coffee, a coffee machine. Right, this is nine per
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  Speaker 4: boo for Joe. Yes, how is your sleep, Fellers? Terrible sleep?
• 6:30
  Speaker 4: God real? Yeah, mine was a shock or two.
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  Speaker 3: But when you come Bay on a trip like this,
• 6:35
  Speaker 3: you just I kind of reside resigned myself to the
• 6:38
  Speaker 3: first sign, resign myself to the fact that I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to have shitty sleeps.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and you just go, well, well, last night, what
• 6:44
  Speaker 4: was your issue. You had the aircorn, I had the
• 6:46
  Speaker 4: air con. Yeah, the coon to me as well, blowing
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  Speaker 4: a gale.
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  Speaker 1: But no, his issue was that he was pretty steamed,
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  Speaker 1: and he was and he needed to He wanted to
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  Speaker 1: burn it out, which is the thing I can relate to.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to burn out the sickness.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you had to burn out the sickness.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: But he was just getting stabbing pains in his bowls.
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  Speaker 3: Because I ordered a spicy tie noodle curry, which is delicious,
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  Speaker 3: and I said the lady said medium, and I said hot,
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  Speaker 3: and she said, oh, do you like it hot?
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  Speaker 4: We can make it tie hot.
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  Speaker 3: And there were people around me sort of looking right,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, yeah, tye hot.
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  Speaker 4: Did you have it tie hot?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: And it was a huge mistake. Yeah, I saw that
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  Speaker 4: you can't enjoy it. Well it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was so good for the first half of it,
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  Speaker 3: and then what happened was just started compounding and then
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  Speaker 3: it all had it once right, and then every time
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  Speaker 3: I had another mouthful, it was just but I ate it.
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  Speaker 3: It is bloody beautiful, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: It is?
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  Speaker 4: Because you guys were texting around about eight thirty the year,
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  Speaker 4: do you want to come out for dinner? I just
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  Speaker 4: avowed a chicken burger while lying on my bed with
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  Speaker 4: some chips and a can of Coca cola.
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  Speaker 2: Was that room service?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? And it was lights out. I was lights out
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  Speaker 4: eight fifty six.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Was it good? It was good enough? Absolutely? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I made the mistake and not order in any water.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't want to.
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  Speaker 3: I usually drink water out of the tap of a hotel.
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  Speaker 3: For some reason that one, I was like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't get a very clean water vibe from the hotel,
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  Speaker 3: if you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah, no.
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  Speaker 1: I sort of tossed and turned for quite a while,
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  Speaker 1: and then yeah, as I say, I wake up the
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  Speaker 1: rubbish trucks.
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  Speaker 2: Rubbish trucks.
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  Speaker 4: But you get that in the big city, the big smoke.
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  Speaker 2: I'm used to it. I mean, I'm pretty you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, just how many how many different shades of backbone
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  Speaker 4: in the city, hoody j backbone. He's in a wild man,
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  Speaker 4: your full bush, ninety boos, and a.
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  Speaker 3: Train, But the reality is he's actually none of these,
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  Speaker 3: and everywhere he goes he's terrified.
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  Speaker 4: I thought, I sort of I imagine you back in
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  Speaker 4: medieval day as Jason, I sort of because you've got
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  Speaker 4: to find your value, don't you. Yes, And I sort
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  Speaker 4: of see you in the king's court. Yes, and you
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  Speaker 4: would be the gestt and every time, and we should
• 9:02
  Speaker 4: absolutely make this because every now and again the king's
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: going to say, bring me made jest, and then whatever,
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  Speaker 4: the person is just going to come out and grab you,
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  Speaker 4: and you're going to go and you're going to put
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  Speaker 4: on your hat with a bell on either and go
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  Speaker 4: walking out with your feet at nine and three o'clock
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  Speaker 4: with the bells on the end, and go walking out there.
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  Speaker 2: To cheer them up.
• 9:27
  Speaker 4: Answering you juggling at the risk of death as well, Jase,
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: because you put to death if you're not good enough,
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  Speaker 4: So you're going to have to commit. I love that
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  Speaker 4: idea for you.
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  Speaker 3: So he's juggling and he's looking at the king, He's like,
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: what do you do for a crust there?
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  Speaker 4: Backbone off with their heads off, with their heads good key.
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  Speaker 3: I'd probably be an advisor or like the king's royal
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  Speaker 3: chamberlain or something.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you'd be You would be the what do
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  Speaker 4: they call them, a footman in charge of jacket.
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: That's not what they's of them. That's out a position. Yeah,
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: stable boy, yep, on working on the old horses. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: have you enjoyed this train special?
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  Speaker 2: Mogie?
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: Don't touch the buttons, Mogie, stop it. He's never had
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: access to sound effects before, haven't it. Oh yeah, thank
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: you for listening to the give Me some Chips train outro.
• 10:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's going to be more trained content coming your way.
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: Already come your way.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, don't forget the big show four or seven
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: weekdays radio Hurdach, you could forget it.