Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / sorry - sep 15 2026
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- Chris Laker: Sometimes I'm wrong. I'll admit when I'm wrong. I was wrong. I thought Mitch McConnell was dead. I fed into the conspiracy theories. I promoted some of them on this podcast, and that was wrong. It was bad journalism. I wanted it to be true and it wasn't true. Why there's no video of him talking, I don't know. I'm not gonna even speculate as to why, I'm not gonna speculate to his cognitive abilities. He's back, he's better than ever, he's ready to work, Yeah, it's a disappointment. We did get Lindsey Graham. We do w nobody was even looking at Lindsey Graham to die. Everybody thought Mitch McConnell, he's freezing up all the time, he's gonna die soon, and then you don't hear from him, you're like, he must be dead. Lindsey Graham. we got that. Yeah, they replace him with his sister. Who would have thought his sister would also be shitty person? I would think she sees her brother like, look at that fucking ghoul. but no. She saw that as like, that's pretty good actually. Yeah, he's he's he's right. am I making fun of the death of a person? We all we all die. I can make fun of death of somebody. I will die. And people can make fun of that when that happens. look at that idiot. I'm the idiot for being dead? I know what you all don't know. All the living people don't know what happens when you die. I'm dead I know now. So isn't it great Lindsey Graham's dead? I'm saying he knows more than me. So welcome back, Mish McConnell. I apologize. I was wrong. Next time I say you're dead, I'll be sure to know that you're dead. That is my promise. just to him. I might report false deaths other times. I wanna be first to the story. Sometimes you gotta get ahead of the stories like, yeah, they're dead and you hope you got it right. And if you're not, hey, everybody's happy. I thought they were dead. They're not. isn't that good? What are you getting mad at me for? They're alive now. I thought I was getting a scoop. Okay. Now I'm going to get into the news. and I saw Bleachers again last night at troubadour Great show. If you could ever see Bleachers live, they are one of the best live bands you will ever see. I am not fucking around with you. now the news. One of Sydney's largest councils joins ban on perverts. glasses at local swimming pools. They're just calling pervert glasses. That's the new term for metaglasses. I've never seen anybody walking around wearing it. Well maybe I just haven't noticed it. But nobody likes you. even other people wearing The pervert glasses don't like you because they're like I thought I was the guy wearing the pervert glasses here. Now you are. There's too many of us. People are gonna notice. so you can't wear your pervert glasses to the pool in Sydney, Australia. I guess in Melbourne, maybe you can. I hopefully that if you do that, you still get headbutt by somebody in Australia. I think that's what people do in Australia when they get mad. They headbutt. And that hurts. yeah, that's that's worse than a fist, getting hit with a skull. Twenty three year old Georgia mayor removed from office after City alleges improper contact with teen, misuse of funds. at twenty-three, this dude was able to be elected mayor and master politics to the point where improper contact with a teen and misuse of funds. Won an election, improper contact with team, misuse of funds. That is the trifecta of politics. And you got caught. But you're a young person. I'm sure with this kind of aptitude, you'll you'll come back. you could probably be the governor of Georgia at some point, if you if you keep that up. Macklemore says he was dropped from Ed Sheeran Tor after Patriots owner Robert Kraft organized boycott. Well, nobody thinks Robert Kraft is like a good dude. Robert Kraft doesn't think Robert Kraft's a good dude. But Ed Sheeran, you're supposed to be a good dude. And I'm addressing him directly. You got a bunch of money. You got a bunch of fucking money. And I don't even get it. I don't get Ed Sheeran at all. But I know he fills stadiums, makes tons of dough, right? You could say, What are you even talking about? You're gonna boycott me? I will go to a parking lot. I'll go wherever. I'll tour bowling alleys and make a ton of money. Somebody is gonna be in the Ed Sheeran touring business, So are you gonna boycott Ed Sheeran? People love that guy. I don't like Ed Sheeran's music. McLamore's music I don't even like. I'd rather hear Macklemore talk about Palestine than that thrift shop song. if I was at a concert and Macklemore was yelling free Palestine and then he's like, Okay, now I'm gonna do my song about when I thought I was gay when I was a little kid, I'd say, How about you w wave that flag a little bit more? what about the genocide? keep talking about that. stick to politics, Macklemore. Nick Reiner will not face death penalty in killings of his parents, prosecutor says. Well, I don't think the Reiners were for the death penalty. You know, Rob Reiner and Michelle. They were not for the death penalty. They didn't know they were going to be murdered. I wonder if that would have changed their minds at all. But I'm not for the death penalty. I also don't think I'd be murdered. If I was murdered, hmm, would I want the death penalty for the murder? Kind of would. But maybe not. I guess not. I gotta say no. If I'm murder, don't I don't want to be murdered. I'm not trying to jinx myself here. But Nick Reiner's not gonna get the death penalty. And that's what the people he killed would have wanted, probably. US confirms for first time it has deployed space weapons Against who? They must have just been testing. They didn't attack anybody. There wasn't a UFO that they were shooting at. So they're testing space weapons just in case we're going to war in space, which if any aliens show up, they got better space weapons than us. it seems like a waste of time. Supreme Court rejects Trump's mail-in ballot restrictions for now ahead of midterms. Well, at least I'll get my ballot in the mail, I guess. But don't mail your ballot. Dropbox that shit. If there's no drop box, I would vote in person 'cause there's gonna be some some weird shit going on, maybe. Denmark says Russian warship fired flares at military helicopter. Dude, they're starting up with Denmark now? Putin, he's just looking to burn the whole place down, I think. Putin's kinda like the Joker. Trump's a little bit like the Joker. I've said a number of times, I hope Putin dies. I stick by that statement. US scraps limits on emissions from coal and gas power plants. Is this the same story from yesterday? it sounds kind of the same. that was about the EPA lifting limits from I think it was from power plants. Yeah, burn whatever you want now. It nobody cares. And if it kills us, hey. You know, everybody who's running the country now is about to die, so they don't care. And they'd like to die with a little more money for some reason. they bought some stock, they got rid of the limits. hey, I got more money now. I was already rich, now I'm richer. And my grandchildren will not get to live. And so what? Costco hikes motor oil prices and puts limits on how much members can buy. So if you need motor oil, you can get it from Costco, I guess, a little cheaper than some other places, even though they th they went up. but you you gotta go around to Costco's like you're buying Sudafed to make meth. You gotta just get a little bit here, go to the next Costco just stock up on that motor oil, which price just went up, but it's still lower than it's gonna be. NASA rushed engineers out of their labs. They say it risks future space missions. they want to privatize this. So SpaceX will get to do all the NASA stuff and they'll just get so much government money I'm guessing a few people got some stake in that. A fourth measles death is reported in Pennsylvania. This is starting to get concerning. Somebody should charge RFK Jr. with murder at some point. it won't happen, but it should. And I hope his voice never gets better. Iran war has led to US munitions shortfalls. Pentacon inspector confirms that Well, we got these space weapons, maybe Iran wants to fight in space. Hey, meet us up in space and we'll fight you there because we're running out of land bullets. We just got space lasers. Sorry. But if you want a fair fight, then you'll go to space. The number of people aged a hundred or older in Japan reached a record high of one hundred seven thousand six hundred seventy seven in September, climbing for the fifty sixth consecutive year. In Japan, they're they're living a long time. if we could figure out how to live that long here, imagine how old the senators are gonna be. All of Congress ninety seven years old and the president will be a hundred and three.