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- 0:36[SPEAKER_00]: What are you talking about?
- 0:40[SPEAKER_00]: Who's talking about pre-thens giving part care?
- 0:44[SPEAKER_03]: A part-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-grade-
- 1:05[SPEAKER_03]: We're emptying our bellies.
- 1:06[SPEAKER_03]: If anything, we're carving out space here.
- 1:09[SPEAKER_03]: Here's where the sweet potatoes are going to go.
- 1:12[SPEAKER_03]: Here's where the green bean casserole is going to go.
- 1:15[SPEAKER_03]: And right.
- 1:15[SPEAKER_04]: I've been thinking, I woke up this dinner rolls woke up this morning thinking about green bean casserole.
- 1:20[SPEAKER_03]: Did you?
- 1:20[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 1:20[SPEAKER_04]: We're in the in the good time of the year for green bean casserole.
- 1:23[SPEAKER_04]: My countdown is approaching single digits.
- 1:26[SPEAKER_04]: Brother in law.
- 1:27[SPEAKER_02]: Brother in law,
- 1:34[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, cold is a crime.
- 1:36[SPEAKER_03]: Oh!
- 1:38[SPEAKER_03]: So intentionally, you're just like, oops, I forgot to, that was a whole question in the family group text.
- 1:43[SPEAKER_02]: Eventually, I was just like, this is clearly an alien that did not do their full research.
- 1:48[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 1:49[SPEAKER_02]: Because evidently, it looked great.
- 1:51[SPEAKER_02]: People were like, man, it's going to taste so good, but it was called.
- 1:53[SPEAKER_03]: And so the aliens are, oh, it's space force.
- 1:56[SPEAKER_03]: It still thinks I'm going to use the call space force.
- 1:58[SPEAKER_04]: And you, somebody call humans with the humans will love this.
- 2:01[SPEAKER_04]: They tend to very much enjoy this green food.
- 2:05[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
- 2:07[SPEAKER_04]: I'm Dosh, sure.
- 2:09[SPEAKER_04]: Today's punchline is trip to man.
- 2:13[SPEAKER_02]: Trip to man, the Thanksgiving super hero.
- 2:18[SPEAKER_04]: Who's the Thanksgiving super hero?
- 2:22[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the boom kicking in door, freeze police.
- 2:27[SPEAKER_03]: There's a man on the ground in the turkey.
- 2:29[SPEAKER_03]: He's got his wings up and the cops like you're under arrest.
- 2:33[SPEAKER_03]: And the turkey's like, why?
- 2:34[SPEAKER_03]: And he says, trip to man.
- 2:37[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that one's good, too.
- 2:39[SPEAKER_04]: I have to start super real.
- 2:40[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 2:41[SPEAKER_04]: The thing that you ruined.
- 2:45[SPEAKER_04]: So that would be good.
- 2:45[SPEAKER_04]: Eventually it's going to come back around and the act of ruining it is going to actually be what gives it strength.
- 2:50[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to nail it with one of these.
- 2:52[SPEAKER_04]: What superhero has the power to make people sleepy.
- 2:55[SPEAKER_04]: True, man.
- 2:56[SPEAKER_04]: It's hilarious.
- 2:57[SPEAKER_03]: Jordan yours was not really funny because the college was just started firing anyway.
- 3:03[SPEAKER_02]: Well, so I like to imagine Doge was reading that verbatim like as you were doing he didn't believe that it was exactly what you were saying And in the cup kicked in the doors.
- 3:13[SPEAKER_00]: I walk freeze everybody.
- 3:14[SPEAKER_00]: What did you just stop?
- 3:15[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he has a car in the rest
- 3:16[SPEAKER_04]: The crazy thing is that it's handwritten in my notebook on my desk.
- 3:20[SPEAKER_04]: I know I write these out myself every morning when I wake up.
- 3:23[SPEAKER_04]: It's my morning.
- 3:24[SPEAKER_04]: My morning.
- 3:25[SPEAKER_04]: These jokes.
- 3:27[SPEAKER_02]: I'm Carter and I saw the best action movie in theater since Mad Max Fury Road yesterday.
- 3:34[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, John McFore, John McFore, Ballerina Vampire.
- 3:40[SPEAKER_02]: I saw Predator Badlands and it was really good.
- 3:44[SPEAKER_02]: It was so good.
- 3:45[SPEAKER_02]: I knew who knew we needed lore.
- 3:48[SPEAKER_02]: We're getting lore now about.
- 3:51[SPEAKER_02]: Predator and it's everything about it is great.
- 3:54[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to spoil anything.
- 3:55[SPEAKER_04]: This makes me so happy to hear.
- 3:56[SPEAKER_02]: It's beautiful and epic and haunting and funny and The action is nonstop.
- 4:03[SPEAKER_02]: It's just really well put together movie.
- 4:06[SPEAKER_02]: It's simple enough.
- 4:07[SPEAKER_02]: We're not trying to have 25 characters Amazing.
- 4:12[SPEAKER_02]: It's brilliant.
- 4:13[SPEAKER_02]: It gives you that that do mommy flavor of the original predator, but obviously on a much grander grander scale
- 4:19[SPEAKER_04]: I was already in on Dan track and birds predator stuff after prey because prey is awesome, so unbelievably cool.
- 4:28[SPEAKER_04]: Very good.
- 4:29[SPEAKER_04]: I was already in, but then after Killer of Killers, which is, I can't articulate how cool Killer of Killers is.
- 4:37[SPEAKER_04]: After Killer of Killers, I'm just like, no matter what, even if he put out one, and it was like, guess what, this one's a stinker 20%.
- 4:44[SPEAKER_04]: I'm still there in the theater to watch it.
- 4:47[SPEAKER_04]: He's got just such a great touch with Predator.
- 4:50[SPEAKER_04]: And I love that he's just like, I love this guy.
- 4:53[SPEAKER_02]: So all of my movies are gonna be Predator once now.
- 4:59[SPEAKER_02]: that I think y'all would get when you hear me say it.
- 5:02[SPEAKER_02]: That's like that that's just so freaking cool.
- 5:04[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh, you know what I'm saying?
- 5:06[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
- 5:06[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
- 5:07[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you're just like, like, what did you do?
- 5:10[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, how did you think of this?
- 5:12[SPEAKER_02]: I probably has 15 less times in this movie.
- 5:15[SPEAKER_02]: That was like, oh my god.
- 5:16[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I was just, I couldn't cool.
- 5:19[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there were so many things happening that I was like, oh, I unreal.
- 5:23[SPEAKER_02]: Uncool, real, almost as unreal as, you know, when I'm what I'm looking to play a star is born,
- 5:29[SPEAKER_02]: I tend to look to Tuesday, you know, which is the day that this releases.
- 5:35[SPEAKER_02]: It's a little bit different for us because, you know, peek behind the curtain as, you know, the wizards here.
- 5:40[SPEAKER_02]: Where do we don't record on Tuesday?
- 5:42[SPEAKER_02]: We don't have a lot of effort.
- 5:43[SPEAKER_02]: We don't have to go, we don't have that kind of turnover power, you know?
- 5:47[SPEAKER_02]: We don't have to go, we don't have to go, we don't have to go, we don't have to go, we don't have to go, we don't have to go, we don't have to go, we don't have to go, we don't have to go, we don't have to go, we don't have to go.
- 5:52[SPEAKER_02]: Um, I can't help but on IMDB it already it already automatically populates like who's birthday it is on the day that we record the birthdays were too powerful for me to even look ahead so we're going to do November 22nd birthday is we're talking about the Born on this day and I'm going to start with for those of you that haven't heard us play a star was born what happens is
- 6:16[SPEAKER_02]: We celebrate life.
- 6:18[SPEAKER_02]: We celebrate those stars that might have had some kind of influence on our lives that were born on this day.
- 6:23[SPEAKER_02]: So we can just take a moment to think about them.
- 6:24[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe watch something that they were in.
- 6:27[SPEAKER_02]: What I do is I go over to the IMDB.
- 6:29[SPEAKER_02]: That's the internet movie database.
- 6:30[SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot more people that say IMBD.
- 6:33[SPEAKER_02]: out there.
- 6:34[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and counted one of these people.
- 6:36[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 6:37[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 6:37[SPEAKER_02]: Why do you think that happened so much?
- 6:39[SPEAKER_02]: Because they don't pay for it.
- 6:40[SPEAKER_04]: It's a real like library vibe.
- 6:42[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's a chipotle people.
- 6:43[SPEAKER_02]: I usually say a lot of people like say today's in like Giggle.
- 6:49[SPEAKER_02]: We'll be better days.
- 6:50[SPEAKER_02]: Better days.
- 6:51[SPEAKER_02]: I am D. B.
- 6:52[SPEAKER_02]: To find the they've got a little fun birthdays thing when you get down near the bottom of the opening home screen.
- 6:59[SPEAKER_02]: They can go look at people's birthdays and so I'll say the year that this person was born, how old they are on this day and then I'll read how many acting credits that this individual has and these boys have to take a random shot, three random shots to try and guess who the individual of individual is.
- 7:13[SPEAKER_02]: We have November 22nd, 1967.
- 7:17[SPEAKER_02]: So for all you math was this out there returning at 58.
- 7:22[SPEAKER_02]: Never mind.
- 7:23[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 7:24[SPEAKER_04]: For all you math was this out there.
- 7:25[SPEAKER_04]: Please write us a letter.
- 7:29[SPEAKER_02]: 58 years old, and in that filmography for the acting credits, we have 79.
- 7:34[SPEAKER_02]: I think that we have 85, so there's some upcoming.
- 7:39[SPEAKER_02]: I would be fine if you wanted to take a shot in the upcoming, because I do think you might be able to deduce.
- 7:45[SPEAKER_02]: Based off of one of these six upcoming credits, but the 79 might be a better bet.
- 7:52[SPEAKER_02]: This individual, this gentleman, will be turning 58 years old.
- 7:56[SPEAKER_03]: Let's do 79, 79, just on the dot.
- 8:00[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, okay.
- 8:01[SPEAKER_02]: Boom.
- 8:03[SPEAKER_02]: Do we have, have I read uncredited things to y'all before?
- 8:07[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so.
- 8:08[SPEAKER_02]: It's on here, but it says uncredited.
- 8:10[SPEAKER_02]: So do we not do that one?
- 8:12[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
- 8:14[SPEAKER_04]: We can adjust, we can go to 78.
- 8:16[SPEAKER_04]: 78?
- 8:17[SPEAKER_04]: Short.
- 8:19[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, sure task.
- 8:22[SPEAKER_01]: TV show.
- 8:25[SPEAKER_01]: Great.
- 8:26[SPEAKER_01]: Awesome.
- 8:27[SPEAKER_01]: Show me the big 50.
- 8:33[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 8:34[SPEAKER_03]: Well, then I don't need to talk because I got up count.
- 8:37[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how to do that, but I will give it a try for the first time.
- 8:39[SPEAKER_03]: Remember, I think something that is interesting about this game is how many times Carter will come up with like, we won't do this one.
- 8:51[SPEAKER_03]: And then the one that he does allow is not that I know task is a real thing.
- 8:55[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm not talking about task, but it'll be like, well, no, that one.
- 8:58[SPEAKER_03]: Because it's not helpful.
- 8:59[SPEAKER_03]: And then it'll be like, well, okay, but this one is a Giovanni ad from 2003 directed by Martin Scorsese for there.
- 9:07[SPEAKER_03]: It's three minutes long and it's for Cologne.
- 9:09[SPEAKER_02]: 50 a credit.
- 9:11[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Avengers.
- 9:15[SPEAKER_01]: You know, 2012.
- 9:19[SPEAKER_01]: So who's in their late fifties, from the Avengers?
- 9:22[SPEAKER_01]: Most?
- 9:26[SPEAKER_01]: Arty J's older than that.
- 9:28[SPEAKER_01]: older than late fifties.
- 9:30[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 9:30[SPEAKER_01]: Hemsworth is younger than that.
- 9:32[SPEAKER_01]: Ruffy?
- 9:35[SPEAKER_01]: Could be the rough man.
- 9:36[SPEAKER_01]: Marky Ruff?
- 9:38[SPEAKER_01]: Is Arty J older than 58?
- 9:39[SPEAKER_01]: He's got to be 60.
- 9:42[SPEAKER_01]: You think?
- 9:44[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think he's 60.
- 9:46[SPEAKER_02]: How many times do y'all catch yourself like about to look it up?
- 9:50[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, a lot might be flexed to just be like, well, we have, we can find the answer.
- 9:54[SPEAKER_03]: Then I remember we're planning a game.
- 9:55[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go to certainly newer than Avengers.
- 9:57[SPEAKER_03]: I would think.
- 9:58[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 9:58[SPEAKER_03]: That was 2012.
- 10:00[SPEAKER_03]: If 50, if 50 is 2012, when did Spotlight come out?
- 10:03[SPEAKER_03]: 2016, we could try and get Spotlight.
- 10:05[SPEAKER_03]: If we think it's Mark Ruffalo.
- 10:07[SPEAKER_03]: Actually, I don't think that's helpful because isn't already Jay and then as well.
- 10:11[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 10:12[SPEAKER_03]: Or am I thinking it was ODIAC that they're both in?
- 10:14[SPEAKER_04]: They're both in Zodiac.
- 10:15[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's just the rough man in Spotlight.
- 10:17[SPEAKER_04]: Well, the problem is that if it's either one of them, then like all through out 50 to 79, it's going to be so, we're playing Mind Sweeper with the Avengers.
- 10:27[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so many Marvel movies.
- 10:29[SPEAKER_00]: Why don't we, hey.
- 10:32[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 10:34[SPEAKER_04]: There's a funny one.
- 10:35[SPEAKER_04]: There's a funny one.
- 10:35[SPEAKER_03]: All right, show me four, 20, Carter.
- 10:40[SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha.
- 10:40[SPEAKER_04]: Carter.
- 10:41[SPEAKER_04]: Carter.
- 10:42[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, Carter.
- 10:43[SPEAKER_04]: You've got to show us six.
- 10:45[SPEAKER_04]: 69.
- 10:46[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, what's 16?
- 10:48[SPEAKER_04]: I don't get it.
- 10:49[SPEAKER_04]: What's 69?
- 10:50[SPEAKER_04]: It's like two more than six seven.
- 10:51[SPEAKER_04]: It'll be funny in two years.
- 10:52[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
- 10:53[SPEAKER_04]: Let's just six.
- 10:53[SPEAKER_03]: Next.
- 10:53[SPEAKER_04]: You're all the kids are going to be like six eight.
- 10:55[SPEAKER_04]: I'm in in six nine.
- 10:56[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sort of an early gen Alpha late Gen Z.
- 10:58[SPEAKER_04]: So why don't we go ahead and do six seven?
- 11:00[SPEAKER_04]: That's sort of my phone.
- 11:01[SPEAKER_04]: I remember my childhood in 2010.
- 11:03[SPEAKER_04]: I loved six seven.
- 11:04[SPEAKER_04]: Can you do six seven for me?
- 11:05[SPEAKER_04]: You got to kid in 2010.
- 11:07[SPEAKER_04]: I love to show in 2010.
- 11:09[SPEAKER_02]: called I know this much is true.
- 11:12[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sticking with the ruffalo.
- 11:14[SPEAKER_03]: It feels I feel more confident about ruffalo.
- 11:16[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, let's think outside the game.
- 11:19[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
- 11:21[SPEAKER_04]: It's like the opposite of EA sports.
- 11:22[SPEAKER_04]: It's out of the game, right?
- 11:24[SPEAKER_04]: He said upcomings we would know.
- 11:27[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I guess they have the same upcomings.
- 11:32[SPEAKER_04]: It's just like every new Avengers is going to be them as well.
- 11:36[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Ruffalo.
- 11:37[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go Ruffalo.
- 11:38[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go Ruffalo.
- 11:38[SPEAKER_04]: The Ruffman, Marky Mark and the Ruffbunch.
- 11:41[SPEAKER_02]: Happy 58th birthday today.
- 11:45[SPEAKER_04]: Mark Ruffalo.
- 11:46[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, baby.
- 11:47[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 11:48[SPEAKER_04]: Great.
- 11:48[SPEAKER_04]: How old is R.D.J?
- 11:49[SPEAKER_04]: How old is R.D.J?
- 11:50[SPEAKER_02]: 60.
- 11:51[SPEAKER_02]: 60 as of April of this year.
- 11:54[SPEAKER_02]: So a couple years older.
- 11:55[SPEAKER_02]: April, okay.
- 11:56[SPEAKER_03]: I was April.
- 11:57[SPEAKER_03]: The album, I could tell.
- 11:58[SPEAKER_03]: It was.
- 11:59[SPEAKER_03]: It's April.
- 12:00[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we got a thing.
- 12:01[SPEAKER_03]: We got a connection.
- 12:02[SPEAKER_02]: Hulk is in the new Spider-Man movie that releases in.
- 12:05[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
- 12:09[SPEAKER_01]: Lovely.
- 12:10[SPEAKER_02]: Next we have, she also shares an November 22nd birthday.
- 12:17[SPEAKER_02]: Girls can be actors, too.
- 12:18[SPEAKER_02]: And I think that's.
- 12:18[SPEAKER_02]: Born, night.
- 12:19[SPEAKER_02]: We're gonna be four.
- 12:21[SPEAKER_02]: We'll be turning.
- 12:23[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 12:23[SPEAKER_02]: 41 years old.
- 12:24[SPEAKER_02]: 41.
- 12:27[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 12:28[SPEAKER_01]: Practically.
- 12:29[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, the.
- 12:32[SPEAKER_01]: Known for how many credits.
- 12:34[SPEAKER_02]: They're gonna want to load.
- 12:35[SPEAKER_02]: There must be so many.
- 12:37[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, 82 previous.
- 12:39[SPEAKER_02]: That is quite a bit nine upcoming.
- 12:42[SPEAKER_02]: So she's got a much work.
- 12:46[SPEAKER_03]: Give me six seven again.
- 12:48[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like that joke is too good.
- 12:49[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's pretty funny.
- 12:52[SPEAKER_03]: We got to get a six out of it.
- 12:53[SPEAKER_03]: No, I did see recently somebody say that the secret to six seven is you just have to do it.
- 12:59[SPEAKER_03]: If you're on the outside of it, then you're the butt of every 13 year old saying it.
- 13:03[SPEAKER_03]: Because the joke is that nobody gets it.
- 13:06[SPEAKER_03]: But if you just like embrace six, seven, then eventually it'll start to be lame.
- 13:10[SPEAKER_01]: It'll be like when mom's having is marriage story.
- 13:16[SPEAKER_01]: Is Scarjo 41?
- 13:18[SPEAKER_01]: She could be 41.
- 13:20[SPEAKER_04]: Hi, Betso.
- 13:22[SPEAKER_04]: She could be 41, certainly.
- 13:23[SPEAKER_04]: Hi, Betso.
- 13:23[SPEAKER_04]: Pretty Avengers heavy day today, so far.
- 13:25[SPEAKER_04]: Very interesting every day today.
- 13:27[SPEAKER_03]: What if we go, what if we go 70,
- 13:32[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna tell you secret.
- 13:33[SPEAKER_04]: Any number you said, I would've been like, yeah, I know.
- 13:36[SPEAKER_04]: It's great.
- 13:36[SPEAKER_04]: It does great.
- 13:37[SPEAKER_04]: 75, 75.
- 13:38[SPEAKER_04]: It made that out.
- 13:39[SPEAKER_02]: My mother's wedding.
- 13:41[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know that one, unfortunately.
- 13:43[SPEAKER_04]: Feels like something she'd do.
- 13:45[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know that one, unfortunately.
- 13:47[SPEAKER_03]: There's one of them just Colin Josts.
- 13:49[SPEAKER_03]: Can we find one that's just Colin Josts, perhaps?
- 13:53[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what number speaking to you right now.
- 13:56[SPEAKER_04]: She has 80 something credits, is that right, Carter?
- 13:59[SPEAKER_04]: 82.
- 14:00[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 14:02[SPEAKER_04]: How about 80 just that solid that most circles are here just don't make them count very much.
- 14:06[SPEAKER_04]: I like that two little's and one big the Phoenician scheme Scarlett Johansson.
- 14:14[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Scarlett the Scarlett letter that was such a big sneeze that it came through the mute a little bit.
- 14:22[SPEAKER_04]: Your your camera rock to when you did that a whole body's tingling.
- 14:27[SPEAKER_02]: Whoa.
- 14:28[SPEAKER_02]: So sometimes I lose the feeling of my arms.
- 14:30[SPEAKER_02]: That happens to y'all too, right?
- 14:32[SPEAKER_02]: During your studies.
- 14:34[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 14:34[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
- 14:35[SPEAKER_04]: And then once I read that, I don't remember my name or where I am.
- 14:40[SPEAKER_02]: You don't see like bright lights hurt.
- 14:42[SPEAKER_02]: Other worlds?
- 14:44[SPEAKER_02]: You know, like Richard Bell was gore and everything was black and white and like a neck and then there's like kids and cages.
- 14:49[SPEAKER_03]: You don't see that when you sneeze hard, you sneeze hard and and and slip into the the the many sphere where we're all to a different.
- 14:58[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, these connect.
- 14:59[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you could see the machine elves turning the gears behind reality.
- 15:04[SPEAKER_02]: Happy 41th birthday.
- 15:08[SPEAKER_02]: Scarjo herself.
- 15:09[SPEAKER_02]: Scarjo, for two today, my friends, on this big, big birthday.
- 15:15[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, do you want this one or more Avengers?
- 15:19[SPEAKER_02]: There's lots of options here for our last birthday.
- 15:21[SPEAKER_00]: Let's go.
- 15:22[SPEAKER_02]: That one.
- 15:22[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go that one.
- 15:23[SPEAKER_02]: That one it is.
- 15:24[SPEAKER_02]: Turning 60.
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- 15:49[SPEAKER_01]: acting credits.
- 15:51[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, we're just under.
- 15:54[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 15:54[SPEAKER_02]: Can't get to be through the front.
- 15:59[SPEAKER_01]: Turning 60 turning 60 60 60 60 let me big six.
- 16:03[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's cute.
- 16:06[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks.
- 16:07[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see it.
- 16:08[SPEAKER_02]: Fantastic beasts.
- 16:11[SPEAKER_02]: The secrets of Dumbledore.
- 16:12[SPEAKER_02]: It's so hard for me not to just make one up like we normally do.
- 16:15[SPEAKER_02]: Fantastic beasts, the secrets of Dumbledore.
- 16:21[SPEAKER_01]: Is Judas law in these?
- 16:26[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Jude Law.
- 16:27[SPEAKER_01]: I think so.
- 16:27[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 16:29[SPEAKER_01]: I think so.
- 16:30[SPEAKER_01]: It's gonna be Judas law.
- 16:33[SPEAKER_01]: Judas law could be 60 for sure.
- 16:39[SPEAKER_01]: What do we think about?
- 16:40[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it feels too old for me, but I thought I didn't say it already.
- 16:43[SPEAKER_04]: J was 60.
- 16:44[SPEAKER_04]: Is it?
- 16:45[SPEAKER_04]: Mads, Mikkelson and one of them.
- 16:48[SPEAKER_04]: Hey.
- 16:49[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
- 16:50[SPEAKER_04]: He plays Grimble Gog or whatever.
- 16:52[SPEAKER_02]: That's the... That's what I was trying not to say.
- 16:56[SPEAKER_02]: I can't remember it.
- 16:57[SPEAKER_02]: It had to do something with that.
- 16:59[SPEAKER_02]: He plays Grimble Beans.
- 17:01[SPEAKER_04]: Um... Let's say... That's the character's name is... Is like one idea away from Grimble Wad is crazy.
- 17:16[SPEAKER_03]: Oh Harry Potter and the grundle beans vault or whatever.
- 17:20[SPEAKER_03]: Um, let's do fantastic beans in grundle find them.
- 17:24[SPEAKER_03]: Um, let's do... What about?
- 17:24[SPEAKER_03]: What about?
- 17:25[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
- 17:42[SPEAKER_01]: Particle, what?
- 17:44[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, Mads Mikkelson.
- 17:46[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
- 17:47[SPEAKER_03]: Why do you say okay, Mads Mikkelson?
- 17:50[SPEAKER_03]: Because he's from a cold place.
- 17:52[SPEAKER_04]: Trust me.
- 17:52[SPEAKER_04]: Because he's from a cold place and you decide you can tell.
- 17:55[SPEAKER_04]: I can tell.
- 17:56[SPEAKER_04]: I can tell.
- 17:57[SPEAKER_04]: I just have a feeling about this.
- 17:58[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 17:59[SPEAKER_04]: That's the real crime of Grindelwald.
- 18:01[SPEAKER_04]: Is that I should turn man?
- 18:04[SPEAKER_04]: Um, I don't know.
- 18:06[SPEAKER_04]: You tell me, what do you want to try to hit?
- 18:08[SPEAKER_04]: Let's go.
- 18:09[SPEAKER_04]: Mr. Mick.
- 18:11[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go, oh, I don't, the problem is I don't know when Arctic happened.
- 18:17[SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know like what time range we're in here.
- 18:20[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
- 18:20[SPEAKER_03]: Um, but why don't we go a little forward?
- 18:23[SPEAKER_03]: Let's split the Diffy.
- 18:24[SPEAKER_03]: Go 55.
- 18:25[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 18:28[SPEAKER_04]: The number so nice, they use five twice.
- 18:30[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 18:31[SPEAKER_02]: Riders of justice.
- 18:33[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 18:34[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
- 18:34[SPEAKER_04]: Mads Michaelson.
- 18:36[SPEAKER_04]: Mads Michaelson.
- 18:36[SPEAKER_04]: Lock it in.
- 18:37[SPEAKER_02]: Lock it in.
- 18:39[SPEAKER_02]: Happy 60th birthday.
- 18:41[SPEAKER_02]: Mads Mikkelson.
- 18:43[SPEAKER_03]: Y'all three for three today on him, Steerholds Vivignon.
- 18:47[SPEAKER_03]: Who was this?
- 18:47[SPEAKER_03]: You gave us this or that?
- 18:48[SPEAKER_03]: Who was this?
- 18:50[SPEAKER_03]: Who's the other one we could have chosen?
- 18:51[SPEAKER_02]: Do we just tell you turning six to five today as well?
- 18:54[SPEAKER_02]: Jamie Lee Curtis.
- 18:55[SPEAKER_04]: Nice.
- 18:56[SPEAKER_04]: Six, seven.
- 18:56[SPEAKER_04]: She's six, seven.
- 18:58[SPEAKER_02]: She's just about to set us down.
- 19:00[SPEAKER_02]: That would have been amazing.
- 19:00[SPEAKER_02]: What have been epic?
- 19:01[SPEAKER_02]: You guys 52.
- 19:02[SPEAKER_03]: So he's not quite 60.
- 19:03[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
- 19:04[SPEAKER_02]: Not quite.
- 19:05[SPEAKER_02]: Not quite.
- 19:06[SPEAKER_02]: Richard Kine born today.
- 19:07[SPEAKER_02]: Terry Gilliam, Eden.
- 19:09[SPEAKER_02]: Her Henrik.
- 19:12[SPEAKER_02]: Michael Kenneth Williams.
- 19:13[SPEAKER_02]: This is a supernova.
- 19:17[SPEAKER_04]: Carter, I appreciate the choice that you gave us between this or that.
- 19:20[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 19:20[SPEAKER_04]: I want to, I know we're probably all still choosing on this Tuesday before Thanksgiving.
- 19:25[SPEAKER_04]: Choosing what we're going to celebrate in 48 hours.
- 19:30[SPEAKER_04]: Um, and so we've got some top 10 lists.
- 19:33[SPEAKER_04]: We've got two Thanksgiving ones.
- 19:35[SPEAKER_04]: One of them is getable.
- 19:37[SPEAKER_04]: I think you guys can probably fill out this top 10.
- 19:41[SPEAKER_04]: Much less interesting.
- 19:42[SPEAKER_04]: You'll learn, you'll learn less about the world.
- 19:45[SPEAKER_04]: And one of them, you'll have to travel back to the late 1900s, which is where we're all from.
- 19:49[SPEAKER_03]: How do we do that?
- 19:50[SPEAKER_03]: Well, on earth, what do we do that?
- 19:52[SPEAKER_04]: This or that.
- 19:53[SPEAKER_04]: Choose me.
- 19:54[SPEAKER_04]: Choose me the getable.
- 19:56[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, what was when you didn't choose the one you didn't choose was the best Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons introduced in the 1990s.
- 20:02[SPEAKER_04]: You You could have gotten several of these and the most punch drops, not in the list.
- 20:07[SPEAKER_02]: He wasn't on the 90s.
- 20:09[SPEAKER_04]: No Okay, so today an anonymous user their contributions are too great to be tied to one person
- 20:22[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think you guys can get it.
- 20:25[SPEAKER_04]: I'd hope you're in the game myself, man.
- 20:27[SPEAKER_04]: All right, Jordan, go first.
- 20:28[SPEAKER_04]: Turkey.
- 20:30[SPEAKER_04]: Number one, Turkey is yummy.
- 20:33[SPEAKER_04]: The greasy chewy brown skin on the outside.
- 20:35[SPEAKER_04]: And the soft juicy white meat on the inside.
- 20:37[SPEAKER_04]: Turkey's a good for your soul.
- 20:39[SPEAKER_02]: I don't care for that description.
- 20:40[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not lying.
- 20:41[SPEAKER_02]: I don't.
- 20:42[SPEAKER_02]: On Turkey.
- 20:43[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not saying I'm just giving.
- 20:45[SPEAKER_02]: I am.
- 20:46[SPEAKER_02]: It becomes my number one protein if it's fried.
- 20:50[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, dude.
- 20:51[SPEAKER_03]: Turkey is, if somebody's like, oh, we forgot the turkey, I'd be like, that's fine.
- 20:55[SPEAKER_02]: That's fine.
- 20:57[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna say Matthews.
- 20:58[SPEAKER_04]: Excuse me.
- 20:59[SPEAKER_04]: Macaroni, cheesead macaroni.
- 21:04[SPEAKER_04]: Number seven, man macaroni and cheese is another one of my all-time favorite holiday meals.
- 21:09[SPEAKER_03]: Were y'all's families mac and cheese families for Thanksgiving growing up?
- 21:13[SPEAKER_04]: No.
- 21:13[SPEAKER_03]: We weren't either.
- 21:14[SPEAKER_03]: But it's something I do enjoy about Thanksgiving now that I...
- 21:18[SPEAKER_03]: I experienced it.
- 21:19[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 21:20[SPEAKER_04]: Especially like a real homemade style.
- 21:22[SPEAKER_04]: Like if you're popping up like a craft dinner mac and cheese... No, no.
- 21:26[SPEAKER_04]: I'm a little disappointed on Thanksgiving, but if you're going on the whole nine yards with the bread crumbs and all that.
- 21:31[SPEAKER_02]: And if our macaroni noodle has the kind of grooves in it, you know what I'm talking about?
- 21:36[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, it's ribbed.
- 21:37[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 21:40[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
- 21:43[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see here.
- 21:44[SPEAKER_01]: Mashed titators, please.
- 21:46[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 21:47[SPEAKER_04]: Mashed potatoes.
- 21:49[SPEAKER_04]: Number two.
- 21:51[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 21:52[SPEAKER_04]: My mom said I love this ever since I was a baby two decades ago, I still love mashed potatoes and could have used them for breakfast lunch and dinner.
- 21:59[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know about a 20 year old doing this.
- 22:04[SPEAKER_04]: Since I was a baby two decades ago, it's so funny.
- 22:11[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, go ahead and let me see stuffing.
- 22:14[SPEAKER_03]: It's too traditional not to be on the list stuff and count Dressing as well.
- 22:20[SPEAKER_04]: Don't be weird about this.
- 22:21[SPEAKER_04]: Give him dressing on there.
- 22:23[SPEAKER_04]: When have I ever been weird about this?
- 22:25[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah Number four stuffing Now listen guys.
- 22:30[SPEAKER_04]: This is crazy I used to dislike stuffing but in 2019 I started to like it when I had it on Thanksgiving.
- 22:37[SPEAKER_04]: Whoa
- 22:39[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can't believe it.
- 22:40[SPEAKER_04]: It's never too late to change.
- 22:42[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
- 22:42[SPEAKER_04]: We had from Trader Joe's, in the office at work, there we had some Thanksgiving stuffing seasoned popcorn, and it was wonderful.
- 22:54[SPEAKER_04]: You both make that face.
- 22:56[SPEAKER_04]: You both make that face, but you haven't tried it.
- 22:58[SPEAKER_00]: Is there dessert here?
- 23:01[SPEAKER_01]: Is there desserts here?
- 23:05[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 23:08[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, give me that pumpkin game in a prom can number three pumpkin pie.
- 23:15[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just broke.
- 23:17[SPEAKER_02]: You can't have four like that.
- 23:18[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry to break that up.
- 23:19[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, you did take four.
- 23:20[SPEAKER_04]: You're going right down the line pumpkin pie is delicious.
- 23:23[SPEAKER_04]: Even just looking at the image makes me feel like eating one.
- 23:26[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
- 23:28[SPEAKER_02]: I ended better than I thought it would.
- 23:30[SPEAKER_02]: I am going to I got to say it's my personal favorite.
- 23:36[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 23:37[SPEAKER_01]: Green bean casserole.
- 23:38[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, heart-breaking news.
- 23:45[SPEAKER_01]: Is that a regional thing?
- 23:46[SPEAKER_01]: It's a regional thing.
- 23:47[SPEAKER_02]: No, people are not found.
- 23:48[SPEAKER_04]: Number, number 19.
- 23:50[SPEAKER_04]: That's wow.
- 23:54[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 23:54[SPEAKER_04]: Every time we have green bean casserole, I make it along with my sisters.
- 23:57[SPEAKER_04]: It is so good.
- 23:57[SPEAKER_04]: That comes from user.
- 23:59[SPEAKER_04]: I stood up to a bully.
- 24:00[SPEAKER_02]: Good for you.
- 24:00[SPEAKER_02]: Good for you.
- 24:03[SPEAKER_02]: Let.
- 24:03[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, green bean casserole should obviously be higher.
- 24:05[SPEAKER_03]: I'm honestly, that's my number one dude.
- 24:07[SPEAKER_03]: I'm avoiding my number one because I don't think it will be there, but I'm gonna swing for in a minute.
- 24:11[SPEAKER_03]: But, let me see rolls.
- 24:15[SPEAKER_04]: Rolls number eight.
- 24:16[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 24:17[SPEAKER_04]: Every year for Thanksgiving, I eat a bunch of these.
- 24:20[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
- 24:20[SPEAKER_04]: But, yeah.
- 24:22[SPEAKER_04]: Hell yeah.
- 24:23[SPEAKER_02]: Nice.
- 24:23[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I think I'm apologize.
- 24:25[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just kidding, Matt, because I'm not doing well.
- 24:27[SPEAKER_02]: It's okay.
- 24:28[SPEAKER_02]: You are doing well.
- 24:29[SPEAKER_02]: You have one you're doing great.
- 24:30[SPEAKER_04]: You just got one in front of me.
- 24:31[SPEAKER_02]: You're like a green bean casserole.
- 24:32[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's not well enough.
- 24:34[SPEAKER_02]: I was teaching my students about conflict management styles and you usually put them on an access axes that's like a concern for self and concern for others.
- 24:45[SPEAKER_02]: So if you have no concern for yourself or others in conflict, it's avoidant.
- 24:49[SPEAKER_02]: If you have only concern for yourself and no concern for others, it's competition, compete in conflict.
- 24:56[SPEAKER_02]: And I tried to give them examples of you can actually hit any of these in different contexts.
- 25:03[SPEAKER_02]: And I said for me, it's games.
- 25:04[SPEAKER_02]: It's like if there's an opportunity to win, yeah, I suddenly don't care about what you think.
- 25:10[SPEAKER_02]: You know?
- 25:11[SPEAKER_02]: It's like I'm not interested in the board yet.
- 25:13[SPEAKER_02]: Like if we're Thanksgiving, if we're going to go play a game, we're just going to play for a fun.
- 25:16[SPEAKER_02]: And we're not keeping scored enough.
- 25:17[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
- 25:18[SPEAKER_02]: You.
- 25:18[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so out.
- 25:19[SPEAKER_02]: What are we doing?
- 25:20[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 25:24[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to say,
- 25:28[SPEAKER_01]: This feels like such a reach, but I can't get it off my mind.
- 25:31[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to say cranberry sauce, cranberry sauce number five.
- 25:35[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
- 25:36[SPEAKER_02]: I do.
- 25:37[SPEAKER_04]: cranberry sauce is bad.
- 25:38[SPEAKER_04]: I don't like.
- 25:38[SPEAKER_04]: I don't care for it.
- 25:40[SPEAKER_02]: You like it.
- 25:41[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like it.
- 25:42[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
- 25:42[SPEAKER_04]: No, I think it's gross.
- 25:44[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's okay.
- 25:45[SPEAKER_04]: Put it on the biscuit.
- 25:46[SPEAKER_04]: That's what they say on here.
- 25:48[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 25:48[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
- 25:49[SPEAKER_04]: Put it on a biscuit.
- 25:50[SPEAKER_04]: Put it on a biscuit.
- 25:53[SPEAKER_04]: Put it on a biscuit.
- 25:54[SPEAKER_04]: It's just jelly at that point, yeah.
- 25:56[SPEAKER_04]: not cranberry sauce so we're missing what six nine ten no six six nine six nine ten you're correct you have not said six nine or ten um let me see let me see sweet potatoes like a sweet potato casserole situation so wheat potato number ten wow and you are a thanksgiving fiend
- 26:20[SPEAKER_04]: Are you guys for Thanksgiving sweet potato?
- 26:23[SPEAKER_04]: Are you give it to me, savory?
- 26:25[SPEAKER_04]: Are you put some melty mushrooms on top?
- 26:28[SPEAKER_04]: How do you take your sweet potato?
- 26:29[SPEAKER_02]: What did you just say?
- 26:30[SPEAKER_02]: Melty mushroom?
- 26:31[SPEAKER_02]: Do you mean marshmallow?
- 26:31[SPEAKER_04]: Melty marshmallow?
- 26:32[SPEAKER_02]: Melty marshmallow.
- 26:33[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 26:34[SPEAKER_02]: I want the marshmallow.
- 26:36[SPEAKER_03]: I like it with the pecans, the crunchy, the crunchiness in the pecans on top.
- 26:42[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
- 26:44[SPEAKER_04]: But I do, like, I think I am 100% of the time, a savory sweet potato guy.
- 26:49[SPEAKER_04]: I never, ever, ever want them to be extra sweetened.
- 26:52[SPEAKER_04]: I pretty much only want that on Thanksgiving, but I do want that on Thanksgiving.
- 26:57[SPEAKER_04]: Ham, that was gonna be my next guess.
- 26:59[SPEAKER_04]: Was, am, um, number six.
- 27:03[SPEAKER_04]: Ham, wow.
- 27:05[SPEAKER_04]: Ham is really delicious.
- 27:06[SPEAKER_04]: I like it slightly better than Turkey.
- 27:07[SPEAKER_04]: It tastes great, even though I usually have it in sandwiches.
- 27:09[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
- 27:10[SPEAKER_04]: Even though I usually have it in sandwiches,
- 27:16[SPEAKER_03]: I'm placing myself at the Thanksgiving table.
- 27:17[SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking around.
- 27:18[SPEAKER_03]: Of course, we've had the sweet potatoes.
- 27:20[SPEAKER_03]: Of course, we've had the mashed potatoes.
- 27:21[SPEAKER_03]: Of course, we've had the mac and cheese, the turkey, the stuffing, the rolls.
- 27:24[SPEAKER_03]: We've had the cranberry sauce.
- 27:26[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go with gravy, number nine.
- 27:30[SPEAKER_04]: Gravy.
- 27:32[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
- 27:33[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, on the mash, the stuffing turkey.
- 27:36[SPEAKER_03]: It's the one day of the year that I'm dumping gravy on 80% of a plate.
- 27:43[SPEAKER_02]: I could do that any day.
- 27:45[SPEAKER_04]: This is the first one that you guys have gotten all 10 of them, right?
- 27:48[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 27:48[SPEAKER_02]: Jordan wins.
- 27:49[SPEAKER_04]: Carrots.
- 27:50[SPEAKER_04]: Carrots is a newcomer on this list.
- 27:52[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't done carrots for that.
- 27:54[SPEAKER_03]: I love carrots.
- 27:54[SPEAKER_02]: I don't mind a good, like, sitting in butter.
- 27:57[SPEAKER_02]: I need, I need my carrots.
- 27:58[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to sit in the fridge next day.
- 28:00[SPEAKER_02]: And you're going to grab them.
- 28:01[SPEAKER_02]: You got to break the butter ice.
- 28:03[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 28:04[SPEAKER_02]: You're going to have to get that separation.
- 28:06[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
- 28:06[SPEAKER_04]: I think you guys are the carrot picture.
- 28:09[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, sexy little carrots here actually.
- 28:13[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, all right, this is not real.
- 28:19[SPEAKER_03]: That's not real.
- 28:20[SPEAKER_02]: It's not real.
- 28:21[SPEAKER_03]: It's not real.
- 28:21[SPEAKER_03]: It's not real.
- 28:22[SPEAKER_03]: It's not real.
- 28:23[SPEAKER_03]: It's not real.
- 28:24[SPEAKER_03]: It's not real.
- 28:28[SPEAKER_05]: It's not real.
- 28:29[SPEAKER_05]: It's not real.
- 28:30[SPEAKER_05]: It's not real.
- 28:31[SPEAKER_04]: It's not real.
- 28:32[SPEAKER_04]: It's not real.
- 28:32[SPEAKER_04]: It's not real.
- 28:33[SPEAKER_04]: It's not real.
- 28:34[SPEAKER_04]: It's not real.
- 28:34[SPEAKER_03]: It's not real.
- 28:35[SPEAKER_03]: It's not real.
- 28:35[SPEAKER_03]: It's not real.
- 28:36[SPEAKER_03]: It's not real.
- 28:37[SPEAKER_04]: It's not real.
- 28:39[SPEAKER_04]: It's not real.
- 28:42[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
- 28:43[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, great job.
- 28:44[SPEAKER_04]: So you guys are ready.
- 28:45[SPEAKER_04]: I guess for Thanksgiving on Wednesday.
- 28:47[SPEAKER_03]: What else is there?
- 28:47[SPEAKER_03]: What else is there?
- 28:48[SPEAKER_03]: What's past the 10?
- 28:49[SPEAKER_03]: Because I think we're running out of ideas for me.
- 28:52[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 28:53[SPEAKER_04]: Because number 11 is apple pie.
- 28:55[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 28:55[SPEAKER_03]: Love apple pie.
- 28:56[SPEAKER_04]: Apple pie is good.
- 28:57[SPEAKER_04]: Number 12 is green beans.
- 28:59[SPEAKER_04]: Not green casual.
- 29:00[SPEAKER_04]: Specifically green beans.
- 29:01[SPEAKER_03]: I think if you just strain straight up green beans on Thanksgiving, I'm just going to be like, why did you not take the two extra steps to make this?
- 29:09[SPEAKER_03]: So I like a fresh green bean.
- 29:10[SPEAKER_04]: When you bite it's a little got a little same course.
- 29:13[SPEAKER_04]: I like a fresh green bean.
- 29:14[SPEAKER_04]: And I would do it on a green bean.
- 29:16[SPEAKER_02]: I wanted to do a little prefer them.
- 29:17[SPEAKER_03]: Can't.
- 29:18[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
- 29:19[SPEAKER_02]: Interesting.
- 29:19[SPEAKER_02]: We used to do that for what we would call green bean bundles.
- 29:24[SPEAKER_02]: They are made with lots of butter.
- 29:27[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 29:27[SPEAKER_02]: Then you wrap it a little blanket.
- 29:28[SPEAKER_02]: You wrap a little brown sugar bacon around it.
- 29:31[SPEAKER_02]: Put a s- Yes, toothpick through it.
- 29:34[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, dude.
- 29:35[SPEAKER_03]: They're so good.
- 29:36[SPEAKER_03]: Deviled eggs would be on my personal list.
- 29:39[SPEAKER_03]: I eat them about once a year and it's obvious for sure.
- 29:42[SPEAKER_04]: I can guarantee you that you will not guess 13.
- 29:47[SPEAKER_04]: Number 13, I can guarantee that if I give you guys each three guesses you will not.
- 29:51[SPEAKER_04]: Is it just out of nowhere and nothing to do with Thanksgiving at all?
- 29:54[SPEAKER_04]: I think it has not crossed your mind.
- 29:57[SPEAKER_04]: I think you just wouldn't think of it.
- 29:59[SPEAKER_04]: Thalad.
- 30:01[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's a good guess though.
- 30:03[SPEAKER_03]: That is a good guess.
- 30:05[SPEAKER_03]: Um, I don't know, is it one of those like divinity salad things where it's like the mayonnaise and the fruit mix together?
- 30:11[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, gross.
- 30:13[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's not.
- 30:14[SPEAKER_03]: That's a good guess.
- 30:15[SPEAKER_02]: Some of those are good though.
- 30:17[SPEAKER_02]: Like the colored ones, like the pistachio and the green one?
- 30:20[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I just don't like those.
- 30:22[SPEAKER_02]: It's great.
- 30:23[SPEAKER_02]: We feel like a lost boy.
- 30:25[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I don't remember the second world war, so they're not really my favorite type of thing to eat.
- 30:30[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, ramen.
- 30:31[SPEAKER_04]: No, good guess.
- 30:33[SPEAKER_01]: Fried chicken.
- 30:35[SPEAKER_01]: No, good guess.
- 30:36[SPEAKER_01]: You have one more guess.
- 30:37[SPEAKER_01]: Pizza.
- 30:39[SPEAKER_01]: No, I wish.
- 30:42[SPEAKER_01]: Left over sandwich.
- 30:44[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, now that is no, but that is one of my favorite meals of the year.
- 30:47[SPEAKER_04]: The role right a leftover sandwich or the like I'm having three some sliders.
- 30:52[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh.
- 30:53[SPEAKER_03]: Usually different.
- 30:53[SPEAKER_03]: Those little like he strolls.
- 30:55[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, brother.
- 30:56[SPEAKER_04]: And then like nine p.m.
- 30:57[SPEAKER_04]: I'm finally hungry enough again.
- 30:58[SPEAKER_04]: You need a little bit more to get me to bedtime.
- 31:01[SPEAKER_03]: This won't surprise anybody probably on this podcast or listening to this podcast.
- 31:05[SPEAKER_03]: But the secret to my leftover sandwich game is I do muster little yellow mustard on there.
- 31:10[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, dude.
- 31:11[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 31:12[SPEAKER_04]: I'm hardly having any sandwich ever in my life without yellow mustard.
- 31:15[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I do a little mustard on the sandwich.
- 31:17[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, number 13 is root beer.
- 31:19[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, not a food, unfortunately.
- 31:20[SPEAKER_04]: Good try though.
- 31:21[SPEAKER_04]: 13 is root beer and the description says, I love root bear.
- 31:25[SPEAKER_02]: No, this is good, thank you.
- 31:29[SPEAKER_02]: This is very Nordic.
- 31:30[SPEAKER_02]: Do you tend to eat root baby root of the bank's give me the root of the bear?
- 31:36[SPEAKER_03]: Let's head to shout out so it's that I can recover from the root beer fiasco of thanks give me 225.
- 31:52[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to Shadow Aspen, I forgot what I said.
- 31:56[SPEAKER_03]: Well, the Shadow Aspen, it should bring right out of your head.
- 31:59[SPEAKER_03]: It should be like a doll.
- 32:01[SPEAKER_03]: It is the time of year and the time of the show where we give thanks.
- 32:04[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks to you.
- 32:06[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 32:06[SPEAKER_03]: Our deal listeners, we love you so much.
- 32:08[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you to Shadow Aspen moms.
- 32:11[SPEAKER_03]: Shadow too.
- 32:11[SPEAKER_03]: Just I want to Shadow Egg.
- 32:13[SPEAKER_04]: Eggnog, Eggnog may be a Christmas drink, but no one said you can't use it for Thanksgiving.
- 32:17[SPEAKER_03]: Eggnog, I don't care for her, but it's just a sweetness thing for me.
- 32:21[SPEAKER_04]: I have made Eggnog once in my life and I was very excited and then I realized
- 32:28[SPEAKER_04]: Like, oh, this is actually, like, I used a pretty large pot.
- 32:32[SPEAKER_04]: Like a, like, a big soup pot.
- 32:34[SPEAKER_04]: I made two gallons of egg nog because I didn't realize that the recipe I was following was for a party.
- 32:39[SPEAKER_04]: And so I, it's sort of like the story of the kid who gets caught smoking a cigarette.
- 32:44[SPEAKER_04]: So you have to smoke the whole pack.
- 32:46[SPEAKER_04]: I had to smoke my whole pack of egg nog that one Christmas, and I'm done with egg nog now.
- 32:50[SPEAKER_03]: The only time I like an egg nog is I'm good for about
- 32:57[SPEAKER_03]: Sure with a little bit of like whiskey in it and so much nutmeg and absolutely disgrace Yeah, I'm out of nutmeg then I'm down for one little glass.
- 33:09[SPEAKER_03]: I'll do it does me for about a whole year
- 33:12[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'll do a, I'll do a, a real homemade egg nog.
- 33:16[SPEAKER_04]: I will not do the artificial brandy flavor that they put in the one you buy from the store.
- 33:20[SPEAKER_04]: No, can, my sister makes holiday.
- 33:23[SPEAKER_03]: My sister makes homemade egg nog every year.
- 33:25[SPEAKER_03]: And it's, it is just a good time.
- 33:27[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm not going to get interested in drinking, you know, three mouthfuls of.
- 33:30[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, but yeah, you know, thanks shout out to the mom shout out to the sisters out there, make an egg nug shout out to you, our dear listeners, in shout out to thanksgiving, which is the reason you won't have an episode from us next week.
- 33:40[SPEAKER_03]: We're busy, boys.
- 33:41[SPEAKER_03]: We're traveling.
- 33:42[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to give you the week off before we jump into some hallmark movies leading up to the release of the Finding Mr. Christmas film that the winner probably rest in, but we'll see that the winner stars in.
- 33:52[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to be watching that and pretty excited.
- 33:54[SPEAKER_03]: about that one.
- 33:56[SPEAKER_04]: I would actually love it if they got to the last episode, and it was like, actually Ezra's not ready to be done.
- 34:01[SPEAKER_04]: Ezra doesn't want to be.
- 34:02[SPEAKER_03]: You have to be, you have to dethrone.
- 34:04[SPEAKER_03]: What if the end of every finding Mr. Christmas was you did have to beat the previous winner?
- 34:07[SPEAKER_03]: You have to fight Ezra.
- 34:09[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 34:10[SPEAKER_03]: This fight.
- 34:10[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 34:11[SPEAKER_03]: That'd be it.
- 34:12[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
- 34:12[SPEAKER_03]: They do a hall brawl with Ezra.
- 34:14[SPEAKER_03]: Hallmark brawl.
- 34:15[SPEAKER_03]: Hallmark brawl.
- 34:15[SPEAKER_03]: Hallmark brawl.
- 34:16[SPEAKER_03]: That's pretty good.
- 34:17[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, make sure you check that out.
- 34:18[SPEAKER_03]: And then also imagine done in season two full swing, baby.
- 34:21[SPEAKER_03]: We're back.
- 34:22[SPEAKER_03]: We're here.
- 34:22[SPEAKER_03]: We're here.
- 34:22[SPEAKER_03]: We're out.
- 34:23[SPEAKER_03]: Does it do in some great work on the music?
- 34:24[SPEAKER_03]: We've, we've got a new editor who's really, uh, we're feeling that I've heard made.
- 34:29[SPEAKER_04]: Jordan and fantastic and Jordan do a great job on the editing.
- 34:32[SPEAKER_03]: It's a great season.
- 34:33[SPEAKER_03]: Gage has prepared some awesome stuff and, um, due to the sort of,
- 34:37[SPEAKER_03]: a flat nature of time.
- 34:40[SPEAKER_03]: We are still actually recording this season as the crow flies.
- 34:43[SPEAKER_03]: And so we're we're caught up in the heat of the moment as well.
- 34:47[SPEAKER_03]: So make sure you tune in and check that out.
- 34:49[SPEAKER_03]: And like I said, for the reminder, no app next week, back in full swing, we can after with Christmas stuff.
- 34:54[SPEAKER_03]: And we got a little more podcast left after this talking about finding Mr. Christmas.
- 34:58[SPEAKER_03]: So let's say it too.
- 35:01[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome back, we're looking for him.
- 35:03[SPEAKER_03]: We're searching everywhere, looking under the bed, looking up the carpet and rug, opening up the door and leaving his litter box on the front porch so that he can smell his scent on the wind and return home, we're finding Mr. Christmas.
- 35:14[SPEAKER_03]: We're on episode four now as the Craf lies.
- 35:17[SPEAKER_03]: And this is the episode I've been waiting for.
- 35:20[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this is my favorite episode of last season.
- 35:22[SPEAKER_04]: This is my favorite episode of this season so far because I love seeing how talented all these boys are
- 35:31[SPEAKER_03]: We do have to go through every single one real quick.
- 35:34[SPEAKER_03]: So.
- 35:35[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
- 35:35[SPEAKER_03]: I don't have them in the order that they did their talents.
- 35:37[SPEAKER_03]: I just have their I still need the name cheat sheet because their names all escape me, but basically at the top of this episode, they do a slip and slide where.
- 35:48[SPEAKER_03]: Gabriel is basically like I've I've cracked the code.
- 35:51[SPEAKER_03]: I figured it out fast and then then That's pretty much all it is, but then angel do manages to I think accidentally cheat the system He leaves April noodle at the top so that when he finally gets his second to last one in he can basically just reach behind him and slam it all it is
- 36:07[SPEAKER_04]: It is so finding Mr. Christmas that there's like not really any rules around that and they're just like Angel can do that and then at some point in the competition Jonathan just says next one in wins yep like that's been the plan where they going to read I can't remember no it's just never would have the least was wild I used to work in church it totally feels like a youth group game that the youth pastor didn't spend enough time thinking about
- 36:33[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 36:34[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 36:34[SPEAKER_03]: He just sent the interns.
- 36:35[SPEAKER_03]: He was like, go to Walmart and here's $20.
- 36:37[SPEAKER_03]: You buy $720.
- 36:38[SPEAKER_03]: Cool noodles or something.
- 36:39[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 36:40[SPEAKER_03]: Cool noodles and shaving cream.
- 36:41[SPEAKER_04]: Kids always love that.
- 36:42[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 36:43[SPEAKER_02]: Can we imagine that there's a world where, yes, if you ever wanted to be a hallmark leading man, this is actually what they've been doing for the last two decades.
- 36:50[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, right.
- 36:50[SPEAKER_02]: This is just the first time we're filming it.
- 36:53[SPEAKER_02]: They've got to be kind of a part of the amount of things that you do.
- 36:55[SPEAKER_02]: It is.
- 36:58[SPEAKER_02]: Oh for sure.
- 36:59[SPEAKER_02]: Like at least with like the voice American Idol, you know, sometimes I guess we're getting closer to like cooking shows It's like hey, man, nobody's ever gonna ask you to make a five-course meal out of spam only, you know, it's okay That's right.
- 37:11[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but we're looking for your creativity We we are still pretty lazy on some of the games and To an extent there's a touch of abjectification here
- 37:21[SPEAKER_02]: You know, it's not too bad.
- 37:22[SPEAKER_02]: It's not too bad.
- 37:23[SPEAKER_02]: It's not too bad.
- 37:24[SPEAKER_02]: It's not too bad.
- 37:24[SPEAKER_02]: It's not too bad.
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- 37:39[SPEAKER_03]: It's not too bad.
- 37:39[SPEAKER_02]: It's not too bad.
- 37:40[SPEAKER_02]: It's not too
- 37:40[SPEAKER_03]: these guys worked hard and they look great angel slams in put himself we might have been a car washing contest you know i'm saying angel slams in the final noodle he wins and is told you will receive angel slams in the final noodle the final noodle yeah and he wins and is told you will receive your um was it benefit your uh
- 38:00[SPEAKER_03]: advantage advantage you receive your advantage a little later and it's left to sort of angle and then they're told but but about this is the pageant episode the talent show the question and answer it is this is the reason you watch this show and I'm glad we did it a little earlier in the season I think yeah there's more guys is better yeah more guys is better 100% also glad and I've always said the interview after
- 38:24[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, remember the horrendous horrendous keep entertainment weekly out of my Mr. Christmas.
- 38:29[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I always say, but let's go through their talents because that's the most interesting thing.
- 38:33[SPEAKER_03]: And we can talk about their answers for a couple of them, too, to the questions.
- 38:36[SPEAKER_03]: But basically, we're in what looks to be an elementary school cafeteria.
- 38:41[SPEAKER_03]: Um, and we, uh, there's a crowd full of mostly moms and then a two judge panel of two hallmark super fans who deliver questions, page and style after their talents, but again, I don't remember the actual order, so we're starting with Angel, whose talent was to dance.
- 38:58[SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, just sort of like called a mom up and then was just like dance with me and then that I think that up.
- 39:05[SPEAKER_03]: They loved it.
- 39:05[SPEAKER_03]: I think Blake.
- 39:06[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but I think it was a little more instructive last time.
- 39:09[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 39:09[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 39:09[SPEAKER_03]: This one was just sort of like come on dance with me.
- 39:12[SPEAKER_03]: And then I feel like I remember his answer to their question was just kind of nothing as well.
- 39:17[SPEAKER_03]: Am I right about that?
- 39:17[SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember.
- 39:18[SPEAKER_04]: I don't remember anything about it, which tells me it wasn't a memory.
- 39:20[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
- 39:22[SPEAKER_03]: uh... but i mean obviously he's angel he's charming they ate it up he's great yeah i love angel he was totally fine next up uh... look crag it's crag but i just like saying crag here's ladies boy
- 39:36[SPEAKER_03]: What an insane choice.
- 39:39[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I can't actually believe that.
- 39:40[SPEAKER_03]: What an insane choice.
- 39:43[SPEAKER_03]: This man grabs the microphone and he starts by saying, Carter, you actually did a great impression.
- 39:47[SPEAKER_03]: Will you give it to me more?
- 39:48[SPEAKER_02]: He starts, I don't know if we can say he says it, but I guess he's off stage.
- 39:53[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's off the side.
- 39:54[SPEAKER_02]: Also not even looking out to the stage.
- 39:56[SPEAKER_02]: Like finding his in.
- 39:59[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, facing a cool because the music the music's already playing like the music exists He just has to tap into it.
- 40:04[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's not making music He's find everything that's not music.
- 40:07[SPEAKER_03]: And you carve that away.
- 40:08[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah Wicked wiki wiki wiki.
- 40:14[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's like what is happening and he comes out He basically is like he comes out on stage and he straight up
- 40:26[SPEAKER_03]: OK, now I'm going to wrap for you so that B-box had nothing to do with anything.
- 40:30[SPEAKER_03]: No.
- 40:30[SPEAKER_03]: And then he was showing his the variety of his talent.
- 40:33[SPEAKER_03]: He knows multiple tempos and he basically he comes out and wraps and it's like, it's like Christmas time is Santa Claus and everybody knows that we get in presents and it's super cool and we're here to do and Mr. Christmas is on all March and all and it's really fun and super nice.
- 40:47[SPEAKER_03]: And then he comes to the high street cards.
- 40:50[SPEAKER_03]: It's in the cards.
- 40:51[SPEAKER_03]: I'm best in the cards.
- 40:52[SPEAKER_03]: You're like, okay, and then the whole room is like, okay, thank you, Craig and that's it, Craig.
- 40:58[SPEAKER_03]: That is it.
- 40:59[SPEAKER_02]: Good job, Craig.
- 41:01[SPEAKER_02]: Which we'll land him in the bottom too, by the way.
- 41:04[SPEAKER_02]: It does.
- 41:04[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't eventually land him in the bottom too, but it's not bad enough.
- 41:08[SPEAKER_03]: It is not bad enough to get rid of him.
- 41:11[SPEAKER_03]: Davey, let's talk about Davey.
- 41:12[SPEAKER_03]: Davey is a chiseled, oh, this is interesting.
- 41:17[SPEAKER_03]: He has served as Chris Hemsworth's body double.
- 41:20[SPEAKER_03]: And honestly, that makes a big man.
- 41:24[SPEAKER_02]: I get it.
- 41:25[SPEAKER_03]: She looks like Chris Hemsworth.
- 41:27[SPEAKER_03]: He is chiseled out of dad.
- 41:29[SPEAKER_02]: This is our dad, right?
- 41:30[SPEAKER_02]: We had this last year too.
- 41:31[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 41:32[SPEAKER_02]: Gorgeous dad makes it about this far.
- 41:34[SPEAKER_02]: You know, he'll maybe have another week or two in him, maybe.
- 41:37[SPEAKER_02]: But it's just not enough.
- 41:39[SPEAKER_03]: He is tall, he is chiseled out of stone.
- 41:42[SPEAKER_03]: And he does a workout class quote unquote, which is basically like he calls one of the moms up.
- 41:47[SPEAKER_03]: And then he's like, do this easy thing, do this easy thing.
- 41:49[SPEAKER_03]: I guess I should take my shirt off.
- 41:51[SPEAKER_03]: I guess I should take my pants off and is basically in like a Santa suspenders and underwear showing off his chiseled body.
- 41:58[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he does crazy athletic movements and the moms pretty impressive.
- 42:02[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it was super impressive.
- 42:03[SPEAKER_03]: The moms eat this up as they should.
- 42:08[SPEAKER_03]: for sure.
- 42:09[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, as this should.
- 42:10[SPEAKER_03]: That's for everybody.
- 42:11[SPEAKER_03]: Nobody that is fully for them.
- 42:13[SPEAKER_03]: David gave them exactly what they wanted.
- 42:15[SPEAKER_03]: Um, this is a, this is a chiseled slab of beef that we should.
- 42:20[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he knows his audience for sure.
- 42:22[SPEAKER_03]: Really, really.
- 42:22[SPEAKER_03]: And he knows his strengths.
- 42:23[SPEAKER_03]: And I, I admire that.
- 42:24[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's great.
- 42:25[SPEAKER_03]: His mom's strength.
- 42:25[SPEAKER_02]: This is really him like Braille.
- 42:27[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying?
- 42:28[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
- 42:28[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
- 42:30[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
- 42:30[SPEAKER_03]: They did.
- 42:31[SPEAKER_03]: I'm shocked that did he he didn't win did he the talent show.
- 42:37[SPEAKER_03]: I can't remember.
- 42:38[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm not Because we went full RuPaul.
- 42:43[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, he did.
- 42:44[SPEAKER_03]: One goodness.
- 42:45[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, we did.
- 42:45[SPEAKER_03]: It's just next up was Gabriel.
- 42:48[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if he was next up, but that's next up on my list.
- 42:50[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, talk to me talk to me about Gabriel.
- 42:52[SPEAKER_01]: So Gabriel I want to I love all people
- 43:02[SPEAKER_01]: it was pretty dumb.
- 43:04[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 43:05[SPEAKER_02]: And it's a, yeah.
- 43:08[SPEAKER_02]: It's, it's a, the fact that his over, what a privilege like this taught me how to overcome obstacles is to do a puzzle faster than he did it when he was six years old.
- 43:22[SPEAKER_03]: Not in the press of time, by the way.
- 43:24[SPEAKER_02]: 40 seconds.
- 43:24[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, 40 seconds.
- 43:25[SPEAKER_02]: The dude looks cute.
- 43:26[SPEAKER_02]: And he wanted to stand up on the thing.
- 43:28[SPEAKER_02]: He just feels like he shouldn't be here, you know.
- 43:31[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think the producer's the guy if he's if he's on an island in Fiji with me in a different kind of reality competition show.
- 43:38[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to be great friends with him.
- 43:39[SPEAKER_02]: I need to keep him.
- 43:40[SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.
- 43:40[SPEAKER_02]: I'm taking this in my travel.
- 43:42[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to tell him why this is what's best for his like this is the guy that I'm going to be like, you are you are my pawn.
- 43:49[SPEAKER_02]: You might as well.
- 43:50[SPEAKER_02]: You might as well be curmed and I'm the puppeteer.
- 43:53[SPEAKER_02]: Like you didn't hear we get my arm up here.
- 43:56[SPEAKER_03]: I'm in control now, but yeah, he just I like
- 44:01[SPEAKER_03]: He's harmless.
- 44:01[SPEAKER_03]: He's a sweetie pie.
- 44:03[SPEAKER_02]: He's a sweet boy.
- 44:04[SPEAKER_03]: He's the least self-aware person on this show, which is saying something.
- 44:06[SPEAKER_04]: He feels like the vibe is like, we've got a big six year old who can do this show with that guy.
- 44:11[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because when you zoom out like spoiler, I'm gonna spoiler for you.
- 44:14[SPEAKER_04]: He goes home and it's well, it's a well-deserved exit.
- 44:17[SPEAKER_04]: Should've been four weeks straight.
- 44:19[SPEAKER_04]: Right, but if you zoom out, his only contribution to this show is that he learned some facts about penguins and got too nervous to say them.
- 44:26[SPEAKER_04]: He ran really fast on a slip and slide and did a Rubik's Cube kind of slow.
- 44:30[SPEAKER_03]: while balancing and not talking and I think that balancing and being the story he told in his b-roll we were talking about this the story he told in his b-roll he should have been telling that story while he was balancing and doing the Rubik's cube that would have at least been something instead he just I think stood on a balance beam and balance board and did a Rubik's cube while he was like, come on hype up hype up and then that was it so he just pretty seemed so nervous at all times
- 44:57[SPEAKER_03]: Um, let's talk about Marcus, uh, hottest main alive and uh, yeah, turns out pretty, pretty good, pretty good magician.
- 45:04[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, uh, it's time to hot, met, we times to hot, man, one and a half times.
- 45:08[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, here's a little bit like, a borderline demigod if we want.
- 45:14[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
- 45:17[SPEAKER_02]: It's not too ridiculous.
- 45:18[SPEAKER_02]: It's perfect.
- 45:19[SPEAKER_02]: It's Mark.
- 45:20[SPEAKER_04]: He is a beautiful, slightly character creators, a little is all the way to the world.
- 45:24[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
- 45:24[SPEAKER_03]: He's gorgeous.
- 45:26[SPEAKER_03]: He's gorgeous.
- 45:26[SPEAKER_03]: He's also chiseled out of stone.
- 45:28[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 45:29[SPEAKER_03]: Really sweet guy did a card trick with giant cards and we cut to Craig who's like, yeah, he practiced this with me last night.
- 45:37[SPEAKER_03]: He was not getting it.
- 45:37[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm pretty nervous about this, which is hilarious.
- 45:40[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 45:40[SPEAKER_03]: And then he nails it.
- 45:41[SPEAKER_03]: He gets the card trick right.
- 45:42[SPEAKER_03]: Did a great job.
- 45:42[SPEAKER_03]: And I know that's what mattered.
- 45:44[SPEAKER_03]: And also looked good doing it.
- 45:46[SPEAKER_03]: So congrats to you, Marcus, sticking around.
- 45:48[SPEAKER_03]: Gonna be tough.
- 45:49[SPEAKER_02]: Good job, Marcus.
- 45:49[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not a hero, I think.
- 45:50[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think so.
- 45:51[SPEAKER_03]: Next up, we got Robbie.
- 45:55[SPEAKER_03]: Which was Robbie's.
- 45:56[SPEAKER_03]: Robbie's talent was stand up.
- 45:58[SPEAKER_03]: It was fine.
- 45:59[SPEAKER_03]: Rob Rose, Roasty.
- 46:00[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 46:00[SPEAKER_03]: He did, he roasted Jonathan, Bennett.
- 46:02[SPEAKER_03]: Did new things.
- 46:04[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think he cleared that with Jonathan before he got up on stage?
- 46:07[SPEAKER_03]: I think he did.
- 46:07[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
- 46:09[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 46:09[SPEAKER_03]: I think he cleared all those jokes with Jonathan.
- 46:11[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
- 46:13[SPEAKER_03]: Robby's great.
- 46:14[SPEAKER_03]: Robby's a really good competitor and also seems like a pretty cool person.
- 46:18[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 46:19[SPEAKER_03]: But Robby's stand-up was fine, but what spoiler won him the episode, I think, was his, I would say, jarringly sad story about his mom.
- 46:30[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, out of nowhere.
- 46:33[SPEAKER_03]: The question that the two judges asked, they're like, what is something you would go back in time and change?
- 46:37[SPEAKER_03]: And Robby basically
- 46:39[SPEAKER_03]: My mother had a heart attack said it was minor so I didn't go see her and then a week later.
- 46:44[SPEAKER_03]: She was gone and I would go back in time and see her immediately.
- 46:48[SPEAKER_03]: That's a very sincere, very sweet answer and also did not match the tone of anything else.
- 46:53[SPEAKER_03]: I believe it was dude.
- 46:54[SPEAKER_03]: I believe the end of her is Abby.
- 46:56[SPEAKER_03]: It's an honest answer from Robbie.
- 46:57[SPEAKER_03]: But good God.
- 46:59[SPEAKER_03]: This moment is jarring and intense.
- 47:03[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my goodness.
- 47:04[SPEAKER_03]: Unfortunately, we could not help ourselves, but to laugh at the idea of everybody else's answer to all of their questions involving Robby's mom.
- 47:12[SPEAKER_03]: After that moment just trying to like what's your favorite Christmas memory?
- 47:15[SPEAKER_03]: Probably when I went to go see Robbie's.
- 47:16[SPEAKER_03]: I think Robbie's mom Yeah, yeah Like imagine being the other guys like are you paying for that?
- 47:21[SPEAKER_04]: We're just like they're gonna ask me what my favorite thanks giving side is.
- 47:24[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I know I'm gonna lose because I don't have a story about it I think all that should have been questions.
- 47:29[SPEAKER_02]: I should have held you think I think so
- 47:31[SPEAKER_02]: My sliding 200 yards at 90 miles a hour, they're not dying.
- 47:36[SPEAKER_02]: We're about, hold on.
- 47:37[SPEAKER_02]: Should have helped out for the next, the next week.
- 47:39[SPEAKER_02]: There is never no mistakes.
- 47:40[SPEAKER_04]: Robby's story.
- 47:41[SPEAKER_04]: That brings us to the rest of, Russ and the Flade Man.
- 47:44[SPEAKER_04]: There is no way that's true.
- 47:46[SPEAKER_03]: There is, you, there is not a human being that has slid 200 yards and survived.
- 47:50[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think there are 200 yards.
- 47:53[SPEAKER_03]: Across all the lanes of traffic.
- 47:55[SPEAKER_03]: Two hundred yards cycle.
- 47:57[SPEAKER_02]: That is two football fields.
- 47:58[SPEAKER_02]: He has skin still.
- 48:01[SPEAKER_03]: 200 yards was he wearing a what like what would he was he wearing a Samurai So yeah, how does he not that would be like when you put a pad of butter on a hot skillet He would just melt into the concrete, but say like he got spread like peanut butter Yes, this 200 yards 200 yards rest in
- 48:17[SPEAKER_04]: There is no way.
- 48:19[SPEAKER_03]: 200 yards.
- 48:20[SPEAKER_03]: Razy.
- 48:21[SPEAKER_03]: Are you insane?
- 48:23[SPEAKER_03]: I can't.
- 48:24[SPEAKER_03]: There's no.
- 48:25[SPEAKER_03]: I think hallmark.
- 48:26[SPEAKER_03]: I think hallmark left that in to so that people would be like, no.
- 48:30[SPEAKER_03]: There is no.
- 48:32[SPEAKER_02]: 600 feet.
- 48:34[SPEAKER_03]: That is so.
- 48:35[SPEAKER_03]: That is.
- 48:36[SPEAKER_03]: If you split 100 yards, I would be like, BS.
- 48:39[SPEAKER_03]: There's no way.
- 48:40[SPEAKER_03]: Two hundred yards.
- 48:43[SPEAKER_03]: out of your mind.
- 48:44[SPEAKER_03]: It did he say 90 miles an hour.
- 48:46[SPEAKER_03]: Rustin, you're dead.
- 48:49[SPEAKER_03]: Rustin, you're a corpse.
- 48:51[SPEAKER_03]: You're in heaven now.
- 48:52[SPEAKER_03]: So did you?
- 48:53[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I actually like, I like Rex my motorcycle.
- 48:56[SPEAKER_04]: The wrecked my motorcycle so hard.
- 48:58[SPEAKER_04]: I went to space.
- 48:59[SPEAKER_04]: It's true.
- 49:00[SPEAKER_04]: It happened really.
- 49:01[SPEAKER_02]: I'm the first person.
- 49:01[SPEAKER_02]: It's ever going for me with a huge.
- 49:05[SPEAKER_02]: It's got like a handle.
- 49:07[SPEAKER_02]: We'll see it in the winter Olympics.
- 49:08[SPEAKER_02]: The big stone and curling.
- 49:10[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the rustin.
- 49:11[SPEAKER_02]: The thing that they just like.
- 49:13[SPEAKER_03]: And then they get the broom's out and then they... Dude.
- 49:18[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, God had a broom.
- 49:19[SPEAKER_03]: It was just scraping the concrete in front of us.
- 49:21[SPEAKER_03]: And what is that?
- 49:22[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't hear.
- 49:23[SPEAKER_02]: 200 yards.
- 49:24[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, actually, yeah, it was a miracle.
- 49:25[SPEAKER_02]: If we look back and watch the tape, he grew wings and actually flew the maybe two.
- 49:31[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, and don't, don't knock it because there's a chance because we do find out that Ruston's musical past was an a Christian traveling band with his parents and sister who is a cropped out of every single photo, his sister.
- 49:42[SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know the story there.
- 49:44[SPEAKER_03]: Why his sister is not in any of the pictures.
- 49:48[SPEAKER_03]: Rustin decides to tap into his Christian rock background and play an original song he wrote.
- 49:55[SPEAKER_03]: Unfortunately pretty good.
- 49:57[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I wanted to dunk on him because of the whole Christian rock thing, but he's pretty he's a good musician.
- 50:01[SPEAKER_03]: He's got a good.
- 50:01[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, not good enough though, because his answer does not Play himself open like the road should have he doesn't he doesn't bear his soul enough for him.
- 50:11[SPEAKER_04]: And so Robbie still takes the win here, not based on his talent, but just on how sad his one answer was I'm trying to think how could it be possible, like if, like if, like if I was to do it, if I'm Russ and D m and he's like my character slides 200 yards from like I want to help you collaborative storytelling how.
- 50:30[SPEAKER_04]: Is it on ice?
- 50:31[SPEAKER_04]: Could he have done like could is the road icy?
- 50:33[SPEAKER_04]: He wrecked his bike roads icy and he'd slid and for two football fields and go a completely frictionless state Let me say hold on.
- 50:43[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna look up Where did it be possible For a human body to slide 200 yards on concrete and Survive I Google how far can I slide
- 51:01[SPEAKER_03]: Seven meters, surviving a 200 yard slide-on concrete would be virtually impossible due to the extreme physical trauma and near certain fatality rate.
- 51:09[SPEAKER_05]: Hmm.
- 51:15[SPEAKER_01]: Third degree road rash.
- 51:20[SPEAKER_03]: That's pretty wild.
- 51:22[SPEAKER_03]: Taring away all layers of skin muscle and likely shaving bone.
- 51:28[SPEAKER_03]: What's his last name?
- 51:31[SPEAKER_01]: sellers.
- 51:33[SPEAKER_01]: I found him on Instagram.
- 51:34[SPEAKER_01]: Did they discover it's coal?
- 51:37[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, his middle name is coal.
- 51:39[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
- 51:41[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there is virtually no way this is true.
- 51:44[SPEAKER_02]: What's his last name?
- 51:45[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, man.
- 51:46[SPEAKER_03]: They find out.
- 51:47[SPEAKER_03]: Find him.
- 51:47[SPEAKER_03]: Sailors.
- 51:48[SPEAKER_03]: SA-I-L-O-R-S. Are we looking up to see if there's a new story about a man who's slid 200-yard rust rust and sailors miracle slide boy?
- 51:58[SPEAKER_00]: the miracle side by.
- 52:00[SPEAKER_03]: So while you're looking this up, I am going to go ahead and talk about the variant of the episode real quick, which is that we discover that Angel's superpower his advantage is that he can he is immune from elimination or he can give that away to somebody else.
- 52:12[SPEAKER_03]: It's finding Mr. Christmas.
- 52:13[SPEAKER_03]: So if you don't, you basically guarantee you're going home next week because of all the failure.
- 52:17[SPEAKER_03]: He does feel pressured to give it away.
- 52:20[SPEAKER_03]: at the final reveal of who's going home.
- 52:23[SPEAKER_03]: He decides to give immunity to Robbie, to honor Robbie's sad story about his mom, who then goes on to win first place and did not need immunity at all.
- 52:34[SPEAKER_03]: And then Gabriel goes home.
- 52:35[SPEAKER_03]: That is the end of the episode.
- 52:37[SPEAKER_03]: Of course, Jonathan Bennett does cry.
- 52:39[SPEAKER_03]: So does Melissa.
- 52:39[SPEAKER_03]: They always cry.
- 52:41[SPEAKER_03]: And those next week, uh, next week, we've got another episode.
- 52:44[SPEAKER_03]: There was a little preview.
- 52:45[SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember what it was.
- 52:46[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like I
- 52:49[SPEAKER_03]: And then, uh, yeah, that's pretty much the end of this episode.
- 52:52[SPEAKER_03]: Do we find anything about the miracle slide?
- 52:55[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
- 52:56[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's because it's not, which when you think about it, it's like, why would you even report it if you walked away without a scratch?
- 53:01[SPEAKER_02]: What are you going to tell the police?
- 53:02[SPEAKER_02]: You don't want to, you want to like, God told me just to be like, I'm fine.
- 53:06[SPEAKER_03]: But just the only thing I can think is that there is to his credit.
- 53:11[SPEAKER_03]: I think there is a chance that he might have slid while wearing the actual Master Chief Armor from Halo.
- 53:19[SPEAKER_03]: And that could have been, that's true.
- 53:20[SPEAKER_03]: That's possible.
- 53:21[SPEAKER_03]: If he was Master Chief.
- 53:22[SPEAKER_03]: So there's, there's that, but that's, that's a, that's fine.
- 53:27[SPEAKER_03]: to see who I was in this show.
- 53:28[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no, it's phenomenal.
- 53:30[SPEAKER_03]: It's, it's such a mess.
- 53:32[SPEAKER_03]: And that is what you need.
- 53:35[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, make sure you tune in.
- 53:37[SPEAKER_03]: Not next week, we'll skip that one, but we'll come at you two weeks from now with two episodes of Fighting Mr. Christmas under our belt.
- 53:42[SPEAKER_03]: And that means we're two steps closer to the winner and the movie release of which, of course, we will become, it's a part of it.
- 53:49[SPEAKER_03]: It's a part of it.
- 53:50[SPEAKER_03]: I hope Marcus wins and then they do a movie about a guy that slides 200 feet.
- 53:56[SPEAKER_03]: In a motorcycle accident.
- 53:58[SPEAKER_03]: 200 yards.
- 53:59[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, right.
- 53:59[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
- 53:59[SPEAKER_03]: 200 yards 200 feet would even be insane, but 200 yards.
- 54:03[SPEAKER_04]: 200 yards is unbelievable.
- 54:06[SPEAKER_03]: To in today's episode, I'd like for each of us to say our name and what we would wear to try and survive a 200 yard slide across busy highway street.
- 54:14[SPEAKER_03]: Also, what highway is 200 yards wide anyway?
- 54:17[SPEAKER_03]: Let's, let's say our name and what we would be wearing if you were maybe we're back and forth.
- 54:22[SPEAKER_03]: Like, it's a full swing being like ponged on the highway.
- 54:24[SPEAKER_03]: What we would wear to protect ourselves in a 200 yard slide.
- 54:27[SPEAKER_03]: I'm for two chunks, I'm Jordan.
- 54:29[SPEAKER_03]: And I think I already said master chief's armor, but I think I would take it a step further.
- 54:33[SPEAKER_03]: I would wear master chief's armor, and I would wrap myself in bubble wrap and a couple quilts.
- 54:38[SPEAKER_03]: And then honestly, I would probably make the exoskeleton, the outer layer of this contraption, banana peels.
- 54:46[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm.
- 54:48[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, I'm doge.
- 54:50[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to strap myself with about 600 pounds of butter.
- 54:55[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, for looking for a pretty significant butter to boy ratio.
- 54:59[SPEAKER_04]: So hopefully by the end of it, the highway is nice and greased and I am tender.
- 55:03[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you're going the oven.
- 55:05[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe good.
- 55:09[SPEAKER_02]: I'm Carter and I'm thinking, tis the season cranberry sauce.
- 55:14[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that makes sense.
- 55:15[SPEAKER_04]: That way they won't know.
- 55:16[SPEAKER_04]: You just start looking like a bloody mess.
- 55:18[SPEAKER_04]: And nobody will know how far you actually sleep before you die.
- 55:21[SPEAKER_03]: And with that image in your head of a bloody cranberry mess, we bid you each and every one.
- 55:28[SPEAKER_03]: As we do every week, I do.