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Episode 165: AITA Part 1 & Chuck's rivalry with Red Gold. · Chucks Cantina

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This is Chuck's canteena podcast where anything and everything is up for discussion. And
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now here's your barman, Chuck O'Donnell wise not can any Oh lord, oh
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lord, we're back. We're back. We're back at it again? Got
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it again? Wait? Fuck? What'd you do? My god? Damn
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it? My cat's old classic. Hold on, we're not back. Don't
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eat that. Let's upout these cats. I'm eating plastic. Let me make
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sure this is said correctly. Oh yeah, uh oh yeah, you're girls
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bitche God. I love him, but I also hate him. I don't
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hate him. I love him to death. I can't hold on. I
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get up my headphones on. Okay, okay, hello, hello, hello,
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oh crack a cold one. It's time for Chucks Canteen. It is.
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It's actually this stream up your froze a little bit. Hold up,
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Oh no, this is really cool. Hi. Yes, it is time
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for Chucks CANTEENA thinks you join us? Episode sixty five, O G sixty
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five, how are you? God? Damn God bless America. God bless's
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doing this damn podcast with over three I can go to my nephew Ryan him
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and can go or Derek or Riley, even though I've been doing this podcases
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before you was boomed, and we got a special one today, don't we
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before we get into it? Do we got a special before we get into
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it? I got some updates? What do you are they on? What
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you're on? You were drinking? No on me? Okay, got some
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good things going on professionally. But but yeah, we celebrated Juneteenth recently,
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you know, a little lady and I celebrated in our own way. We
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watched some Denzel films. I don't know, I don't know if you've ever
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seen Devil in a Blue Dress. That one's excellent. It's really good.
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It's kind of a noir. And then we found we Before that though,
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we watched uh, the newer film The Little Things. It was Denzel,
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Remy Mallick and Jared Letto and if you ever needed to watch a film that
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reminded you that Jared Leto is a good actor after watching Morbius, that's a
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great one. But it was cool, you know, because they did some
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callbacks from Devil in a Blue Dress, like some little things here and there
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that we caught after we watched Little Little Things and then watched Devil in a
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blue Dress because you know, like it was. It was just cool and
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to see Denzel and like his I don't know if it's his latest movie,
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but he's definitely you know, the ag is now and then and then seeing
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Devil in a Blue Dress, which was I don't know if it's one of
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his first films, but definitely much younger. It was cool. And I'm
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not saying that you have to go out and watch, you know, African
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American actors movies or anything like that for Juneteenth specifically, but it was really
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come incidental. Another thing that happened yesterday, which you know, Kendrick Lamar
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has since you know, he's recently buried Drake Alive with some of those songs,
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but yesterday he dug up the body and put a few more rounds into
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it because at his at a concert out in Inglewood, I believe he did
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his newer song. Yeah, he did his newer song not like Us.
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He played that five times. I cannot remember or think of another episode play
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it same song do Yeah, And he at the beginning of it, the
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first one he got doctor Dred to do like the opening line like the Icy
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Dead People, And it was a cool moment. But yeah. I don't
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know where Drake goes from here in his career, but uh yeah, just
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some fun things in the news. Just do just do whatever. What Hollywood's
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always just just rebooty things. Just do the grassy you know. Twenty years
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later, Oh my god, he's gonna go back to acting after this.
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He's like, you know what, this rap shit has been fun. But
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I got kids to feed and I could be Yeah. Yeah, now there's
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more than we know we know about. Now what are you drinking? Well,
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sorry, I'm in my bed because you're hyped up? Love it the
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lady. I am hyped up, dude. I'm excited for this, you
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know why, because I found some good stories. What kind of stories?
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You might ask, Well, this is a better episode. What are you
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drinking? Stay it? Well, it's not in honor of us doing the
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Am I the asshole episode? Whether I'm drinking Heineken or as I like to
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call it, heykin, that was the softest bottle. Hang up, all
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right, never mind, yeah, heiney kin. I'm officially making dad jokes
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anyway. God, I am not drinking alcohol tonight because I am on a
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strict diet. Oh really, yeah, I'm doing a moderation of carnivore and
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keto, and today I know Carnivorah five. I mean carnival here, the
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same thing. You don't eat carts, right, Carnivor is just all meat,
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right, yeah, old me. Well that's the funny thing. There's
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like either like strict dedicated all meat or it's like oh you can have like
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a little milk with your coffee, or like oh you give a little butter
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with it. Just like I'm just pretty much doing you know, you can
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eat it. If it had a face, I would say like ninety five
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or that cardboard. Anyway, So I heard that fox up your ship,
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brom just gonna let you know, I'm not gonna You're not gonna like the
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first day was a little rough, But ever since then, I've been feeling
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I'm not I feel great, like I really do, like I feel I've
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heard good things. You're doing the planks. You got the plank machine,
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Yeah, I got the plank machine going. But doing planks and little pilates
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and then being how's that at the gym? Clining and banging when I can,
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that's just it's pring with my schedule. So that's why I just do
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planks or pilates at my house. Dude, can I ask like and you
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can cut this? I don't know if you want to. No, No,
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it's fine. How much did the plank machine run? Yeah, I'm
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not gonna say what the code was or what the plank machine was because they
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don't pay for this show. Yet. I did talk to him. I
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said, hey, I'd love to have to do some work with Dad.
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I never her back. They did respond a couple of times. Anyway,
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ran a good Sceneoe, ran a good scene. It's like the app integration.
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Yeah, the whole I would say this right now, I've only just
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run a week and a half. Non, I'd say it's well worth the
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investment. Very easy to clean, so so good it makes you choke.
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Yeah, I am drinking Waterloo sparkling water, water malone. So what water
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malone? Because even though I'm gonna like I'm doing like, I mean,
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I'm not. And here's here's the funny thing, too, is actually I
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talked to my beautiful wife about this earlier and she's and this is to her
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on the other side of the planets. I mean, realistically, like I'm
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eating the exact same stuff I always have been eating, and just now I'm
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just not eating better post so I couldn't do that. I mean, I've
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tried eating pasta made from like lintols and stuff, and it's just like this
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is good, okay, but no, this is what I do need to
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get back into or not big and then we'll get to here in a second.
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By the way, things to join us Day one sixty five at Trucks
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Scantina Chuxi at gymer dot com, Cay And a couple of years ago,
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uh actually I think it was. Was it about I think it was two
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years It was either a year or two I think actually it was two years
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before a wedding. We did this thing called the Whole thirty Diet, really
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good, really very strict of what you can and can't eat and stuff like
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that. But the one I remember, my favorite meal out of all the
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meals that we made together for that was I can't take it, like like
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what went into it? But I remember we did like zucchini pasta instead.
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Oh my dude, I'm I'm not the like I like zucchini. I'm not
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the biggest fan of it, you know what I mean. I'm not gonna
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go I'm not gonna got my way to eat it, but like, dude,
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I'm not gonna like ever since I started doing you know, I could
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do some zucchini pasta like that's that's fine, just get I can't you know,
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I can't butter it up and crap like that. But oh, you
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know it was it was I remember that was really good. But anyway,
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but I know for me, I guess you're like, uh, doing good.
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Do you know the planks are going well? Just uh, you know,
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living my life with the cats. I'm gonna start voice acting classes shortly
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here, what'sp'll start this week, But then the instructor got sick, which
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I'm like, oh that was a funny a meal to get a day before
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kind of kind of. But I mean I'm taking other stuff online too in
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the meantime, just like because they you know, thankfully they give him the
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money back for that, but I'll take it the full one next month they
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do some other stuff and then like trying to do more classes and then uh
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trying to get ramped up ready for the sports like management scouting theme and taking
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the fall. Yeah, that's gonna be tough, but you know it's it's
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just it's exciting and you know what I mean it's like I'm gonna go full
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board with this and uh yeah, gonna get this ship figured out. Man.
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But so anyway, now they're out of that way, so yes,
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as he's little too Earlier, og patron here texted me a couple of weeks
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ago, said I have an idea, Like what is it? And then
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he proposed to me the idea of like we do essentially am I the Asshole
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stories. I tend to enjoy these. I know they're very popular right now,
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like especially on TikTok. I'm released in any events I know, like
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Smash for example, they do them very well. It's not it's not the
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most groundbreaking or original idea, but it's an idea that we've never done.
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No, we've never done, and you added your your spice to it,
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you added you twist to it where you turn into a little drinking game,
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a little like fun time. I'll drink. But here's the thing, you
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know, and this is where I don't mean any disrespect. I think there's
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like they're not they're not called am I the Asshole. There's like a famous
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girl on TikTok where she really just does Ami the Asshole. Obviously Smash does
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them really well, I'm not saying they might have keep things a little close
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to the desk, and maybe they have sponsors or whatnot. But like you
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and I, like we have no affiliation with any of these, like we
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might we might side with some people, like you're saying, like I think
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those most of those, I mean, I only have three on I actually
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have two and I gotta find another one. But like I feel like you
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are backtrack, Charles, slow down. I feel like those shows, they
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all tend to agree with each other. And I'm not saying you and I
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agree with each other a lot, because obviously we know we're very best friends.
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But like you know, like you and I we have we see some
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things a little bit differently in life. So I feel like this could be
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a good dynamic depending on what you read and what I read, and what
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you say and what I say. And I may call you a fucking asshole,
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you may call me a fucking asshole, or we may call them and
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a fucking asshole, or everyone in this canteen is a fucking asshole world.
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Yeah, so I tried to pick some that I haven't heard before on any
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of the other platforms, and uh, some of these are fairly recent.
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So yeah, shall we begin. Let me have that one queued up if
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you would like me to start. Yes, Oliver, I love you,
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but you are an asshole. I feel you feel like I can go,
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you can go, I can go, you can go? Yeah, we
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can, we can. I've got three lined up now. I feel like,
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well, I've found many, but I've got three that I've picked for
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the show. I have to let me find one more where Oh while I
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find one more, let me a little well for those of you, For
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those of you who are offended by this topic, you may turn on you're
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you're you know for three minutes. What did you think of the the Wyatt
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six on Monday? I thought the debut was awesome. I thought them For
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those who don't know, this is a wrestling reference to a faction, stables,
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a team, whatever you say, you know. In in memoriam to
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the late Bray Whitet Wyndham Rotunda. This was a group they were building up
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from the time he had returned up until his unfortunate passing. Yeah, and
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it's it's awesome to see them take this idea and run with it. I
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think the debut was awesome because they kind of had cameras kind of cut backstage
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into like the production area, and it was all fucked up. The production
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value was really I it was really sick to see, you know. The
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members have these costumes. They're kind of like this almost like imagine like a
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a by you kind of you know, I don't even really know how to
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describe it. It's almost like like a freak show vibe. And the ringleader
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is this character, Uncle Howdy, who is played by Wyndham's irl brother.
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I want to say, in the first as I first saw it too,
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I want to say, imagine the band's not but the mask or made by
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Quentin or not or made by Giro Deltoral pretty much. I mean yeah,
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and then you got the ring, the ring fucking girl out front or the
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girl from the Exorcist. It's pretty creepy, man, It's pretty creepy in
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like a horror movie setting. It's like characters straight out of like a horror
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movie setting set like in the like the Deep South or some shit. But
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but yeah, man, I I just am really nervous that it won't translate
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to like in ring actual wrestling work. But the talent that they have comprising
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the group are really solid, really strong, and none of them have really
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been showcased like showcase showcased on the main roster, so or have been like
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known to be like good work like in Ring Workers. If that makes sense.
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Well, I mean I don't think they've really got a chance to shine,
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you know. Well that's what I'm saying, that they really have any
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chance. So hopefully this will do cause and like the polls are like they're
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not supposed to do, like all the spooky supernatural stuff. But then when
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you literally have a girl and as I was texting pat og Page the other
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month on the night like when Nicky Cross came out literally pretty much as as
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the Rain girl coming out the door fucking full mask but she had the whole
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black hair in the face and everything. I literally said it out loud,
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no fuck this ship. And then of course, and of course how does
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the show end. They blow out the lantern, the scring goes black,
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and then she pops out and crawls to the screen like fuck. You know
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jumps like yeah, one of those new Grounds flash games where it's like,
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oh, go through the mace and you get jump scared, right, But
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like I can't, I can't bitch because like I said, like it was
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such a good like it was just like you knew it was coming, like
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you know, like how they're gonna do it. And it's like instead of
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like them like interfering or attacking, I mean they did it was just like,
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oh, hey, what's going on the back. What's going on the
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back? No, they just murdered and then and here's the thing, And
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this is the thing I love is why, Hey, you have your opinion.
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It's pretty obvious that the last twenty five years there's been a lot of
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hate towards their production. Never said Kevin done. His left has been tell
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because here's the thing, Yeah, that was Kevin done, it would have
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been it would have been five hundred camera cuts and I don't think one single
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continuous shot. I mean they went back to the gorilla position. They went
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back to like the production booth looking thing, and it was it was cool.
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Man. If you have a passing interest in anything professional wrestling, or
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if you like corror based stuff, I would check it out. So so
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I mean, yeah, like, I I really hope it translates well into
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entring work. I think they're gonna really like protect people in terms of they're
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not going to have people doing a bunch of matches. But I don't know,
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man, I don't know. I want to see how it goes,
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I really do. I don't think they'll wrestle on the masks, I'll tell
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you that much. I don't think they can. But I really hope how
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he doesn't. But I can see how to doing that. That's what he
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did before he left. Oh yeah, you're right, but I really had
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But but I really hope they don't feel like that. There are some that
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are easier to make that happen and some that are like, Okay, I
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can't see ship right now, right, but imagine taking the buzzard looking guy
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taking a souplex or something. Yeah, just off, broke my beak?
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All right? All right? Shall I shall I kick us off? You
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shall let me make sure I'm up? Sorry, you're fine? On my
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phone, I tried to find ones that are like entertaining but also kind of
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like divisive. There's one in the middle that's got a couple updates. So
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it's fairly long, but I feel like it's worth it anyway. First Off,
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am I the asshole for calling the cops on my That was easy?
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Am I? The asshole for calling the cops on my sister after she snuck
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shellfish into my food. Now, I'm glad I got through that title clean,
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because when I was reading it out, I was like, after she
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schnucked smellfish afternitchy schnitchky. All right. Original post June ninth of this year.
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So these are recent, man, these are recent. I've posted this
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in other subs, but it keeps getting removed, so I'll try it one
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last time. I a twenty year owner, a twenty one year old female,
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and my sister, twenty three year old female, have never had any
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issues until last week. She and her husband, twenty three year old male,
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had invited me over for lunch, which is normal for us. Oh,
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I should begin. There are some trigger warnings here deathly food allergy,
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golden child syndrome, manipulation, and attempted murder. Yeah yeah, all right.
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So they invited me over every lunch, which is normal for us.
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I have a severe shellfish allergy. Even touching it makes me extremely itchy.
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My sister is completely aware of this and has been and so we were children.
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When I got to their house, she said that food was already finished
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and in the fridge. She claimed that it was just a tuna pasta quote
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or parentheses. Yes, I can eat tuna and many other fish shit,
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but just not anything with a shell. After she finished cleaning up, we
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had a short conversation about what's been happening in our lives since it had been
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a while since we'd seen each other. I got this strange feeling from her,
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but just brushed it off as I was extremely tired that day. She
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grabbed the food out of the fridge and served it to me, giving me
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a small bowl in case I don't like it. I couldn't smell much of
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it, and from what I could smell, I just assumed it was fish.
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But when I took a bite, I almost immediately felt my throat burning.
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It was coughing and grabbing at my throat, and her husband kept asking
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me if I was choking. My sister turned to me, panicking and saying,
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I thought you were exaggerating. An ambulance was called and I was rushed
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to the hospital. I was thankfully okay, but they had me stay to
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be monitored for next two days. My sister and brother in law had tried
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to visit me, but I told her to get out. She kept apologizing
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and refusing to leave. I told her that I'll be calling the police on
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her for what she's done and it's literally attempted murder and she lost it right,
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So this far in, do you think the sister did this intentionally?
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Do you think that calling the police is a bit of an over exaggeration And
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I'm trying to remember, Sorry, was the was the shellfish? Shane?
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And known? Was it known? It was known this? I mean they're
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sisters, right, so she's known, so they know. So here's the
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thing. It's like, especially if it's like your own place or like you're
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making the dinner, you always like it's just it's just commonplace not to be
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like, Okay, perfect example. I won't say who. I have friends
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who have certain dietary restrictions, especially with my own wedding. I was more
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than aware of this. And what did I do? I didn't even have
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to ask him. I was just like I just said, we asked him,
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like, hey, what can you not? Essentially, it's like it's
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like it's just common decent. Yeah, you're an asshole. It's just common
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fucking decency. If you know someone, especially your sister. Okay, perfect
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example. Okay, of all this, let's take away everything I just said.
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Perfect example, why Patrick is my oldest and best friend. We were
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at some place a long time. Actually might have been Disney we're at it
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might been for the actually mind at the wedding. I can't remember that where
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it was. We're at this place, and the waitress very nicely asked me,
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I don't what the fuck I hate? Of course, asked me nicely,
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excuse me, guys, would you like ketchup? And without a fucking
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hesitation, what's the first question? Patrick asked the waiter not or not yes?
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Please or no, thank you? Or what kind of he says?
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What kind of ketchup do you have? Because Patrick, and yes, this
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is gonna. I know. I think I've mentioned a couple of times.
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I've totally I think at least once. But the short story is essentially,
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I am allergic to red gold ketchup. I will hold for your laughter,
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Yes I am, or more likely you're confusion. Yes, I'm a direct
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cold ketchup. For some reason, the school I went to it in uh
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elementary. All we have is redical ketchup, and every time I would eat
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it, I would get horrible rashes heines, no problem. Here's it.
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I know ketchup brand. I mean everyone knows Hines. I know ketch up
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brands because I know to stay away from red Gold. Nothing against the red
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Gold. I don't know anything about their company. I don't wish them any
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harm or anything like that. They're so and you've never really determined what ingredient.
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No, and here's that I have done. We have done a test
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my doctor. I can't it was. I was like, obviously, like
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a kid. We did a test. The doctor's like, okay, try
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red gold and I ate it. Corse poke on hives. They did like
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all those weird testing ship and they couldn't figure out what it was. You
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know, it was some of the ingredients. They thought, okay, let's
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try because it was like, let's try a bottle of red gold. Sit
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results, let's try to pack it like all the schools give you same results.
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It didn't fucking matter red gold. I got rashes. It was the
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fucking weirdest thing. But besides that made the point Patrick's not an asshole because
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and here's the thing, sometimes I forget to even ask because usually you see
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the bottle of ketchup on the table. Anyway, it has it, and
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if they don't have it, I usually I ask, but I rarely have
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to. In this instant, they didn't have that. So Patrick, being
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the good friend he is, ask the waiter. Now back to this sister.
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Now, but here's a question. Is filing a police report or calling
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the cops? Is that an asshole? Move? Uh? I want to
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I'm asking you now because the next line might sway your opinion. I'm gonna
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say, I will say, calling again, sheen up in the hospital.
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Correct, Oh yeah, yeah, okay, so in that instant, Okay,
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here it is find the police reporting your sister for that, it's little
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Oka'm gonna say it's a coin flip because has she not been in the hospital,
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like oh yeah, she's got sick whenever, and then she probably were
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twenty middle fingers, but like you're in the hospitals, like at that point,
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there's anyway, right, there's money involved, your life is potentially in
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danger because this is theoretically at this moment, right, we don't know if
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she intentionally did this, if it was some kind of mistake where it's like,
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oh, we had shelfists over here and it touched the stuff. We
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don't know for sure, right, right, right, So you want to
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give the sister the benefit of the doubt. Now I'll continue. Oh god,
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last line was the visiting the hospital. She kept telling her to leave.
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She said, I'm going to call the police, YadA, YadA.
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No. The sister she kept screaming at me, saying, I know you're
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faking this. You always act like you're allergic to shellfish, so I wanted
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to detest you. I'd been pressing the call button for the nurse, but
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they That was a quote from the sister, And then the opie says I'd
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been calling the call button for the nurse, but they heard her regardless and
25:07
had asked me if I wanted them to remove I said yes. I explained
25:11
the whole situation to her in the hospital security and eventually decided that with the
25:15
help of the nurse and the security guards, I'd file a report against her.
25:21
Right So, the sister was like, I know you're faking it,
25:23
and it's like, clearly I'm not faking it. I'm in the hospital.
25:27
I couldn't breathe if she like can't touch the stuff without getting fucking itches and
25:32
ratchetes, imagine like ingesting it. Right, your whole throat gets all fucked
25:37
up, like any like anyone who's a severe penat allergy, like the exactly
25:41
right and analergies range, like you know, like having an allergy to bees.
25:45
It's like, well, at least I know not to go near bees.
25:48
But but it's not like somebody's sneaking a bee into my fucking you know
25:52
room or whatever, going to his bedroom when he sleeps, go my bees.
26:00
I am the bee keeper. What the fuck was that? I am
26:03
the candy man. Oh yeah, I didn't. Yeah, I didn't do
26:07
some state them just have a movie with the beekeeper. Uh yeah. But
26:10
it was like an actor. It was an action. He's a beekeeper who's
26:15
like he fights bees. I'm pretty sure. Yeah he fights. No,
26:18
he's fighting. He's fighting the evil corrupt billionaires who probably are financing giant bee
26:22
researchers and bullshit mutant bee research. Yes, honey will make us rich.
26:26
All right. So here we go into the Golden child syndrome thinging. My
26:32
mother is saying I'm overreacting and that I should have just cut contact, but
26:37
I don't know anymore. Also, when I was a young child, my
26:41
sister had witnessed me have a severe reaction and went to the hospital where I
26:45
underwent treatment. She was also there when I was informed I had a shellfish
26:48
allergy. You may be wondering why I never had an EpiPen on me,
26:52
and that's because I didn't feel the need to as she was my sister.
26:57
Am out of the asshole. You got a couple it's here. Edit.
27:02
I'm not in America. My country has free healthcare, so I can't make
27:04
her bay any medical bills for now. Another edit. This has already been
27:07
updated. Another edit. I'm sick of a people who refuse to read then
27:11
continue to blame me for not having an EpiPen when I was never fucking able
27:15
to get one. I was never able to get a prescription due to doctors
27:18
refusing, like what had happened to me. Many people in the comments too.
27:22
This post wasn't about wasn't this post wasn't able to pen, So if
27:27
you come here to mention it, you'll be popped. Okay, Well,
27:30
I don't know what the fuck. Okay. Had you not said she wasn't
27:34
even got an EpiPen, then I would have said, yes, you're an
27:37
asshole, because doesn't matter if you're with your sister or with or some random
27:41
restaurant. You don't know where the fuck you are, you gotta have that
27:44
shit on you. But in her defense, like you said, if that's
27:48
not a thing in her country, then yeah that sucks. That's a fact.
27:51
Like there's nothing that sucks, there's nothing you can do about it.
27:55
But yeah, man, is she the asshole? No? Is her through
28:00
the asshole? Because, like I said, if her sister literally saw her
28:03
in the hospital, you know what I mean, Like, like I'm saying,
28:06
like my I know for my mom, I know she is she is
28:08
very allergic to bees. And I've been with her when she's been stunned and
28:12
it is and thankfully you know she's fine. But like it's because because you
28:18
just react, because like it's because if anyone gets stunned by me, it's
28:19
like oh shit. But when you know they're allergic, you're like, what
28:22
do we do? You know what I mean? Like your mind starts racing,
28:25
your adrenaline starts pumping. You might make a mistake, like oh shoot,
28:27
we go over here, it's like, oh no, the hospital is
28:30
that way. You're it's like oh fuck, you know, I mean,
28:30
like mistakes happen. But if you have an EpiPen or like you have some
28:34
type like medication like most like especially like us, like in the United States,
28:37
we have for these solutions. Although like obviously you know you don't get
28:41
me some about the healthcare system in this country, but like the bottom eyes
28:44
of you have those resources to cave yourself quicker. And like the fact is
28:47
like like yeah, that's your sister. Like yeah, like you're saying,
28:51
I cannot. I don't see my brother and sister as much as i'd like
28:55
to, but I know what they can't have and what they can have because
29:00
that's your family. You learn that shit pretty For example, my pops Scott,
29:06
I know for a fact, and I know it's like it's like all
29:07
the scenes, like you hear by like wait a minute, that makes sense.
29:10
I've never seen him go into one of those can't be in a lake
29:12
because of algae. He's very bad, very bad with algae, very bad
29:15
with him. And it's like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
29:18
And here's the it's not something you need to hear once. It's not something
29:21
you need to see the person your family do like like oh no they Peter,
29:26
oh no, they got somebody be And then you know it's like oh
29:26
wait, they're allergic things. That's all I It's like it's like a it's
29:30
all I need to know. It's like it's like a normal It's like a
29:33
way to describe him, you know, Chuck Bears fan crazy Star Wars fan
29:37
alerts of the Red Gold ketchup Right, Yeah, no, I mean literally,
29:42
I've never I don't really buy ketchup, but I specifically avoid that brand
29:48
out of solidarity from my brother. Appreciate it. And here's the thing.
29:52
I know we don't about I know, we joke. We don't say names
29:55
on here, and I don't mean any I don't mean to knock red Gold
29:59
nothing like that. This is just the way my body reacted to it.
30:02
And here's the thing. It was like years later. I was like I
30:04
remember because like someone's like, oh, that's actue and I literally said,
30:07
I will try something right now, and I literally, should you not.
30:10
I just had half a spoon Nazi. I had like half a spoonful,
30:12
and like an hour or two later, my parts of my skin were like
30:17
itchy, ain't a little kind of reddish, And it's like, what the
30:19
heck it is? It is what it is? I wonder if it's like
30:22
some kind of weird additive or like a diet. It might be something they
30:26
put in their ketchup. I don't know, because you've never had any other
30:30
reactions like that. Scott Scott, I mean, he doesn't hate Hines,
30:33
but he's a hunt Sky. He loves his hons ketchup. I never an
30:37
issue with that. I'm a Heins guy myself, right, But like outside
30:40
of ketchup, you don't have any other reactions to food, like no one
30:42
actually, for example, when Kay and I did The Whole thirty, we
30:45
tried different kinds of ketchup because with any diet, you gotta try to figure
30:48
out ways to make your food taste better because it's fact. Yeah, so
30:53
what I do. I like experimented in sauces and that's what I did,
30:56
and like I don't. I really don't eat ketchup much anymore. Now.
31:00
I'm all about the like Chick fil Ace fuck I said the name. They're
31:02
like Chick fil a sauce with that chicken kind of sauce and ship like that.
31:06
I won't say, well, this place doesn't pay me. I won't
31:08
say where. I mean, there's it's all over like social media. There's
31:11
like literally tons of companies that they literally had the exact same sauce, the
31:14
same exact tacee. It's just not you know, six seven dollars a bottle
31:17
you can go buy for like three or three bucks and with no Sugarno bullshit.
31:19
But yeah, and it's just it's just you could just look at the
31:22
recipe and make your own. But that's also true. But I just buy
31:26
the bump with three dollars. But anyway, but the point for I say,
31:27
go back to the the asshole each the is the sister who's in the
31:33
hospital and asshole ah No, but here's where here's the thing. From the
31:41
mother's point of view, I can see why she might be thinking she's overreacting
31:44
because it's like it's like, hey, look it happened, it was an
31:45
accident whatever. But was it because I said, we don't know the folk,
31:49
it was not. It was definitely intentional, But it's just it's it's
31:55
crazy, but it's crazy. But and here's where I got to defend the
31:57
other sister how well, because again it might be it's to say because based
32:01
on what I just said, I'm just I'm literally contradict myself. How well
32:06
known was the shellfish say you know what I mean? Okay, so that
32:08
she actually caught uh like comments on that because like how like yeah she okay,
32:16
one time she went to the hospital, which is fair, but okay,
32:20
was her sister like two from the OPI my sister saw me choking and
32:25
also saw me on the ventilator after okayle she was also there while they explained
32:32
to my mother what had happened and how severe my allergy is. She didn't
32:37
see them actually do interventions, but she saw the aftermath of it, and
32:42
to quote the sister, I know you're faking it. Well she like she
32:45
said, when you say you know you're faking, it's like, okay,
32:47
you're an asshole. I thought you were exaggerating. But this is like that
32:52
happened when there are kids, and this is them as full grown adults,
32:55
right right, so whatever, right, So whatever the sister was holding onto
33:00
and like choosing to do this on a random lunch day, like clearly there's
33:06
a little bit of you know, some something's going on between the two some
33:10
something and like yeah, like that could kill could have killed a person,
33:16
right, So that one's kind of open and shut. The nuance of like
33:22
is calling a police report. You know, I feel like that's a little
33:27
fun. It's a little bit of a stretch, right, But like I
33:30
feel like there's some things between the sisters that we don't really know if like
33:35
that's her first instinct is to like call the fucking cops, you know,
33:39
right, But like I mean like if this was a random person doing this
33:44
to you, then yeah, but like it's your sister. So that's where
33:47
the things kind of going. But there are some updates, they're not really
33:52
important. It's basically like a cops said, uh, they can only really
33:55
do a protective order and not getting an up pen is because like prescribe one
34:02
and like that's the thing. It's like if she had an EpiPen, that's
34:06
fine, but would I blame her for not taking it with her to visit
34:08
her family her sister. See I don't know, I get you here saying
34:14
going to her sister's house. Yes, but it's like when you're going out
34:15
somewhere, you should away hit that with you like that should like like especially
34:21
for that severe of analogy, like like like how like diabetics they gotta have
34:23
their medication which with at all times, like facts or people who have breathing
34:28
issues. Always have your inherent like that, like now again in her different
34:31
country, different medical circumstances. It is what it is. But like not
34:37
even people. If you have a if you have a thing next like caution,
34:40
like a safety net to keep like saving from stuff like that, you
34:44
should always have that on you always, no matter why. All right,
34:49
well let's move on. Yes, I will say this the sisters and asshole.
34:55
Yeah, sister tried to kill somebody we could sister basically makes you an
35:00
asshole. All right, So let me pull up which one I'm gonna do
35:07
first. Okay, this one, I'll do it because we'll get the wrestling
35:10
one. By the way, there's a wrestling one. I found a wrestling
35:14
one. Awesome. This one isn't that long. This is a little older,
35:22
but the time has nothing related to do with contacts. Okay, gotcha
35:27
title? Oh category asshole? I swear to God, all right? Am
35:34
I the asshole for watching a WWE pay per view to be specific, money
35:38
in the bank on my phone while at a wedding that was meaningless to me?
35:45
Okay? I like to set up. I like to set up,
35:47
all right. So this is five years ago, so forgive me for the
35:52
weird time references you're gonna hear in a minute. So this goes back about
35:55
almost a month now to May nineteenth. Sorry to May nineteenth. But my
36:01
wife and my wife and mom are still so furious. My wife and my
36:07
mom, excuse me, are still so furious with me that my wife might
36:12
actually divorce me and my mom may actually take her side over this issue.
36:17
I need some honest feedback to help me go forward. Brother, I'm a
36:22
huge WWE fan, and I pretty much get all the piger views money in
36:28
the bank. For example, there was a ton I wanted to see,
36:31
but it also culminates several storylines into a ladder match that I really wanted to
36:36
see. It was May nineteenth, and I made it very clear that I
36:39
wanted to watch the event with to my wife on May ninth, not nineteenth.
36:45
On May ninth, ten days prior, my wife announced that she had
36:49
been invited to a coworker's wedding, and then I had to go with her.
36:52
But of course, by a crazy coincidence that we didn't know about this
36:55
wedding until we got there, that the grooms mom is actually a very good
37:01
friend of my mom. Baby come back. Sorry, I'm back. I
37:07
heard the story so far, I don't care what the fuck is up with
37:09
my mic oh cut that. So anyway, on May ninth, my wife
37:15
announced that she'd been invited to a coworker's wedding and I had to go with
37:17
her. By crazy coincidence, of course that uh you know, we didn't
37:21
know until we got to the actual wedding that the groom's mom happens to also
37:25
be a very good friend of my mom. I assume the wedding would be
37:30
on a Saturday night, like most weddings would, so I agree to go
37:32
with Okay, first of all, most weddings, bro wedding's gonna be whenever
37:39
anyway. Also, sickondly, it doesn't matter if if you're if the person
37:47
in the wedding happens to be close friends with your mom, your wife,
37:51
Like if your spouse is going to a wedding, you go with him to
37:53
the wedding if you're, if they're gonna plus one as there's like all those
37:58
of quarters like extremes coir comonstance is not a fucking pay per view. I
38:01
think people kind of see what we're going with this. So yeah, So
38:05
anyway, I assumed the wedding would be on the Saturday the eighteenth, or
38:10
the yeah, the Saturday been. By the way, the grammar of this
38:14
is fucking, fucking atrocious. Well, Saturday the eighteenth came and went,
38:20
and it wasn't until the actual day on the nineteenth. Sorry this grammar.
38:29
I remember reading it as bad. Okay. It wasn't until the nineteenth when
38:31
my wife was pissed that I wasn't getting ready or some shit they didn't really
38:37
say that or something yeah or some shit. Oh, and I'm like,
38:44
I can't go because of the pay per view. She got so mad at
38:47
me, so I relented and I went with my wife to the wedding.
38:52
It was one of those events where there really I really didn't know a single
38:55
person besides my wife and my mom at the wedding, and also sidebar,
39:01
the groom was sort of a dick that does change. So after the groom
39:08
blew me off when I try to congratulate him, I was like, fuck
39:12
this. I got up my phone, parked myself in the corner and bought
39:15
that pay per view on my phone. My wife and now mom or and
39:22
now my mom kept trying to get me away to be social and finally I
39:27
got pissed and told them both to leave me the fuck alone. Things,
39:32
honest to God, haven't been the same since. I wonder why, Bro.
39:40
My wife says, I look like such an asshole with my phone in
39:44
my face in a semi dark room while everyone else was dancing and having a
39:47
good time. My mom says her friends all noticed me and commented they must
39:52
have been autistic or our word? Am I gonna say it? So she's
39:58
massively embarrassed. To me myself, I had plans, I did my part
40:04
to attend, and when I didn't know anyone, I made the best of
40:07
a bad situation to do what I what I wanted. Always was I the
40:12
asshole? And I'll let you answer this before I give you the edits?
40:16
Okay, Okay, Look, so one thing stands out to me this this
40:24
has got to be like like outside of America, because if this guy is
40:29
such a w W Mark, there's no way he doesn't have the network and
40:32
the fact that he had to buy the paper spoiler, that's part of the
40:35
edit. Ill I'm gonna say, you know, yeah, he kind of
40:43
asshole, Bro. I'm sorry you're at a wedding. It doesn't matter if
40:46
you don't really know the people you mingle, You get some drinks, hopefully
40:52
free. Hopefully it's an open bar. I don't know, I don't know,
40:54
I don't know the situation, but like, come on, and your
40:58
bars out open. You're in an I'm kidding, maybe furnish for sure,
41:05
for sure, But yeah, dude, like to not only like go off
41:08
into a corner, but to tell your wife and your mother to leave you
41:14
the fuck alone is just fucking crazy. Like, yeah, the groom might
41:21
have been a dick, but you know what, you can still have a
41:22
good time. And I guess this guy was trying to have gone to where
41:25
you don't really know one of the other party, you know what I mean
41:29
honestly, Like for me, not a whole lot. Uh usually, like
41:32
I know the people and you know that might change here in the next few
41:38
months slash years or whatever. But like, it's just baffling to me that
41:44
you would go off into a corner and just watch a pay per view by
41:46
yourself in the dark. I'm picturing this guy just like in the corner of
41:51
like a dance hall or whatever reception with his fun like illuminating his face,
41:57
just like yeah, and thinking back five years ago, it was not the
42:06
best. Oh this is the worst fucking time too. Yeah, yeah,
42:09
yeah, So dude, all right, really quick, and you're at what
42:14
cost? At last, lastly, at what cost? Like you ruined your
42:17
relate. Your wife is pissed at you. Everybody there I thought you were
42:21
like autistic and like that embarrassed the ship out of her, And you told
42:24
your mom to fuck off? Like what the fuck? Edit and this is
42:30
his exact word to address the common repeats. Okay, number one, No,
42:35
I don't do network. God damn, that's actual words. My wife
42:38
would come unglued. This is clearly a wrestling fan would come unglued if I
42:44
have twenty four to seven access and stuff that she hates so much, I
42:46
still do pay per view even though it's more expensive. First off, that's
42:50
fucking stupid. That's the dumbest ship. You can just canceled, canceled the
42:53
networks for one fucking month, and like literally you could have just you could
42:58
have just stayed spoiler free and watched it when you got home, or you're
43:00
gonna just sign up on your phone to sign up on your phone for free.
43:02
You could have bought the network there or like before, and it would
43:07
have been cheaper than buying at this point. Yeah, if anything, you
43:09
pitched your wife by worker, you spend seventy dollars on a pay per view.
43:13
That probably how much they cost. That's what it cost that. Yes,
43:15
seventy eighty bucks for HD. Are you kidding me? Oh my god?
43:17
Yeah, dude, we're spoiled to the fucking network. Not only are
43:21
you an asshole, you're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an asshole,
43:25
and you're not financial responsible. Okay. Uh. Number two invitation was
43:31
only ten days in advance because the bride claims she just quote unquote forgot to
43:37
send our invitation and only realize at the last minute when we had an rsvp'ed.
43:43
That's the bride in my wife story. Believe it. Believe it if
43:45
you do or don't. First of all, fuck no, I don't.
43:51
I've been too many weddings, Like we said, most of them, we
43:53
know them pretty well. I've been to weddings where I really don't know the
43:57
couple. I can tell you right fucking now, especially not in just this
44:00
days and age the last ten years. A bride is not forgetting a fucking
44:04
RSVP. A bride is gonna invite someone if she has a quota, and
44:07
unfortunately people backed out the last minute. That's a fact. But based on
44:12
this guy's assumption, I know you're supposed to answer this, I'm sorry,
44:14
but based on that one, you're a fucking asshole. The guy is still
44:17
the asshole or the guy not the bride. No, no, not the
44:20
bride. No, the guy's the asshole. The guy who wrote this post
44:22
is an asshole. He's an asshole. And it doesn't seem to get like
44:25
this shit happens. Number three, Oh my god, Yes, it just
44:31
happened to be a crazy coincidence. My mom was at the wedding, But
44:37
since we got a late invite, and I really don't speak with my mom
44:40
all that often, I would have no way of knowing in advance the bride.
44:49
The bride is my wife's coworker. The groom's mom is my mom's friend
44:54
from some charity thing they work on together. I never met any of them.
45:00
Anything else I can clear up for you people without having to answer over
45:04
and over. Okay, now he's getting shitty, all right, Yeah,
45:10
you're the asshole. Bro. Might like this might be the most open and
45:15
shut case I've ever seen. This might be the most open and shut like
45:20
I've heard. I've heard some really crazy about the asshole stories. This one's
45:23
not that bad. But when it comes to like, wow, you're really
45:27
an asshole, this guy's really a fucking asshole. Part of my French Yeah,
45:32
dude, I knew you liked that one too. I literally typed it
45:38
am I the Asshole w w E And it was the first thing that came
45:43
up because I had the most like comments all that ship, and I was
45:47
just like, am I the asshole for watch approve at a wedding. I'm
45:50
like, oh, this should be good because she's thinking, I'm not freaking
45:51
Absolutely, I haven't done it. Absolutely. I've been to weddings where you're
45:54
I'm sitting there and you look down the eye or you look down like the
45:58
royer and you see a guy on his phone watch golf for a game,
46:00
like, hey, hey, it is what it is, you know what
46:05
I mean? Like hell, Like I mean during my wedding, during the
46:08
break like we had we had our we did the morning wedding, then we
46:12
did like like like a couple of hours off that, we had a zert
46:14
party. Uh my lovely wife was lounging in the pool chair in her wedding
46:20
dress. My new father in law was next to me and the other chair
46:22
passed out from a long day in the heat and having a couple of you
46:25
know, my ties and a couple of ye what did I do? Went
46:29
up to the bar and get myself a drink, and the bartenders, like
46:31
you guys, got merrily. Yeah, I gave me a free one.
46:34
What was on the TV college football? I was fucking hooked, like like
46:39
Bothy, I can't tell you who was like, wow, both these teams
46:43
suck. I don't care. I'm high on life. I'm high on life
46:45
right now. But yeah, no, you're an asshole. All right.
46:51
Well that's a good one. That's easy. That's easy work for us today