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To officiate or to not officiate · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I know, Jordan. Well, thanks for playing, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day. Okay. So we talk a lot
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  Speaker 1: about Peyton's wedding, but alas there is another wedding happening
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  Speaker 1: in one of our lives.
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  Speaker 2: Very true.
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  Speaker 3: My niece is getting married in less than a month,
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  Speaker 3: February ninth, so it is almost go time.
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  Speaker 2: It's around the corner.
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  Speaker 3: She's got a lot of things already kneeled down and planned,
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  Speaker 3: and there was one sort of loose end that she
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  Speaker 3: needed to get tied up, and that was who was
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  Speaker 3: officiating the wedding. So apparently she had had this conversation
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  Speaker 3: with my mom and that was in the back of
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  Speaker 3: my mom's head. Well probably about three years ago. Scott
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  Speaker 3: actually officiated his best friend's wedding, and to do that
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  Speaker 3: you have to get officially ordained, like legally ordained. And
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  Speaker 3: so I was talking with my mom. She was like yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Mi.
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  Speaker 3: Sheille was really looking to find somebody to actually marry them.
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  Speaker 3: And I jokingly said, well, you know, Scott's ordained, and
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  Speaker 3: she's like he is, and I was like yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's not like something he does professionally. He
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  Speaker 3: did a one time and she's like, okay, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: text her and see if they want that, and then
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  Speaker 3: she's gonna ask him, and I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Like, whoa.
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  Speaker 3: Uh was like jokingly said it, but my mom took that.
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  Speaker 3: It spiraled into my niece actually asking Scott to officiate
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  Speaker 3: their wedding, and he was like, I like I when
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  Speaker 3: I did my best friend's wedding, it was like it
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  Speaker 3: was ninety seconds. Like he really wanted the quick personal
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  Speaker 3: like and I knew them very well and all those things, and.
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  Speaker 1: Like this has to be serious.
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  Speaker 3: This is like a full on, like this is a wedding,
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  Speaker 3: Like you know, this is gonna be a full on ceremony.
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  Speaker 3: And he got the actual ask for my niece and
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  Speaker 3: he officially said yes, Wow, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna sound so cool.
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  Speaker 3: And he's very nervous. He's very nervous, and so I said, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna have the couple
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  Speaker 3: over my niece and her fiance and then that way,
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  Speaker 3: like you can ask questions because we know them, but
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  Speaker 3: it's like we don't know details that are stories about
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  Speaker 3: their relationship or that kind of stuff that you kind
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  Speaker 3: of want to add and make this am only more personal.
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  Speaker 3: So we had them over for dinner last night, and
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  Speaker 3: it was funny because like we're asking like all these years,
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  Speaker 3: like okay, so when was the moment you guys really
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  Speaker 3: realized you know, this was like serious and you wanted
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  Speaker 3: to spend the rest of your lives together. And all
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  Speaker 3: you keep hearing is because we have a fly problem
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  Speaker 3: right now, and my kids are running around with the fly.
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  Speaker 2: Swatterp fly left right crest trying to cure.
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  Speaker 3: Just like the interim, they're like running around. I we
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  Speaker 3: have like out of nowhere, like a fly problem that
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  Speaker 3: I'm not really sure where it came from or what
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  Speaker 3: because it's not like we've been keeping the doors or
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  Speaker 3: windows open. So I did take it to chat GPT
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  Speaker 3: to figure out like what the problem is, and it
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  Speaker 3: was like it's most likely in like a drain that
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  Speaker 3: maybe had like dishes or something suck in it, and
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  Speaker 3: like we have let the dishes go lately, like it's
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  Speaker 3: been busy, and so I'm like, oh, no, the flies
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  Speaker 3: have bread and they're just like all this like family
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  Speaker 3: of flies house.
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  Speaker 1: You know, not a lot of stuff really grosses me out,
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  Speaker 1: like grosses me out. But killing a fly with the
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  Speaker 1: flies water I can vomit from, that's not It's like when.
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  Speaker 3: You actually get it, it's really satisfatd it makes me coaches.
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  Speaker 1: So gross.
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  Speaker 3: I think normally in general, flies just really gross me
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  Speaker 3: out because you know, they land on poop, right, and
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  Speaker 3: that's like and then they land on your food and
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  Speaker 3: then you're and they're like really gross things. But I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: if I told Scott, I was like, if I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to try to make myself feel better about this situation
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  Speaker 3: right now, Uh, at least they've they I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 3: they were born and raised in our house, which means
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  Speaker 3: they haven't landed on any of that organ.
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  Speaker 2: A little bit clear.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, so cha said to like put boiling
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  Speaker 3: water down the drain where you suspect and then flush
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  Speaker 3: it out with like baking soda in a mixture of
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  Speaker 3: like something else. And so I'm like, I don't think
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  Speaker 3: I need to call Moxi Pets Control just yet, but
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  Speaker 3: if it does last more than a couple of days,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have them come in.
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  Speaker 1: I got a thing from one of our bug companies
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  Speaker 1: and they gave me. It was a huge metal thing
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  Speaker 1: with blue lights and I put it on our by
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  Speaker 1: a back patio and it would just zap it all
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  Speaker 1: these flies and kill them. It was great. Then you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to deal with it like it lures them
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  Speaker 1: in and them. Did you have some kind of zapper?
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  Speaker 1: We talked about one, Kyle. Everybody here had one.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like the best, like little insect track. I think
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  Speaker 3: they get like mosquitoes and gnats and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: But these are like juicy flies, like the.
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  Speaker 1: Gross juicy fies.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen the electric fly swatter? As you put
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  Speaker 2: the battery in it and when you go to hit them,
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  Speaker 2: you press the button and if you get them in
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  Speaker 2: the air, they will fry in the air.
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  Speaker 1: There was something I remember Nick talked about it It
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  Speaker 1: was a gun and I got it. Oh yeah that
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  Speaker 1: was cool too. You just killed these flies with a gun.
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  Speaker 1: That's more fun. It's not as gross, but so wait,
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  Speaker 1: let's try it. So is your husband going to officiate,
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  Speaker 1: he's going to do it, and does he have Are
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  Speaker 1: they like writing their vows like that or is he
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  Speaker 1: doing that?
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  Speaker 3: They're writing their own vows. But they said they wanted
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  Speaker 3: the ceremony to be and I quote, no less or
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  Speaker 3: just make sure it's less than thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: That's a long his part. That's a lot of talking
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  Speaker 2: his part.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's what we had to clarify with them. We're like,
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  Speaker 3: what what are your expectations on like length or you know,
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  Speaker 3: to that kind of thing. Do you want it to be?
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to really be savoring the moment? But
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  Speaker 3: then also you have to remember it's like people's attention
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  Speaker 3: span is not really that long, and you want people
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  Speaker 3: to be, you know, involved and intrigued and listening and
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  Speaker 3: paying attention.
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  Speaker 1: And when he introduced them a husband and wife, it'll
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  Speaker 1: totally be like, lady gentlemen, say hello to mister and missus.
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  Speaker 1: What their last thing was? The last name?
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  Speaker 3: It'll be stubborn, stubborn, Stubburt.
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  Speaker 1: Mister and missus stubbort fab what's it? What's it? A
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  Speaker 1: February night, This February night, Ready for the stubborn wedding?
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  Speaker 2: It He's gonna rock that.
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  Speaker 3: So anyways, he'll have his practice around and then you know,
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  Speaker 3: since apparently he was just volunteld to be because he
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  Speaker 3: never volunteered for it, I just basically told him, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: my mom told Michela about you. Now she wants you
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  Speaker 3: to be it.
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  Speaker 1: The stress so stressful