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Discombulator · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:03
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:06
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:09
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:14
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:20
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:25
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:28
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:30
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:32
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 300.
• 0:34
  Audio shared by Testecleese: 20.
• 0:34
  Testecleese: of The Jeffrey and Brian Show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:37
  Brian McFadden: Hi, Brian.
• 0:39
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Yeah, we're just two guys drinking some beers, talking about what's going on.
• 0:41
  Testecleese: At least we got something different this week to talk about, but I got a feeling we're gonna be talk…
• 0:48
  Testecleese: discussing possible consequences of what's going on in Iran right now.
• 0:53
  Testecleese: And, if we get our…
• 0:56
  Testecleese: Australian friend on. I want to talk to him about the king.
• 1:01
  Testecleese: And I want to talk to him about a video I watched from an Australian guy I've been following
• 1:06
  Testecleese: Actually, I think it was my first YouTube subscription was, Bearing.
• 1:10
  Testecleese: I haven't really paid attention to him in a long time, but I checked out one of his videos about,
• 1:15
  Testecleese: Alright, well… I'll tell that story later, and hopefully it runs around for it, because it'll be extra funny.
• 1:22
  Testecleese: Anyway… These J6, mostly peaceful protesters are apparently suing the police in DC.
• 1:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, for excessive force.
• 1:37
  Testecleese: You mean, like, shooting somebody through the throat?
• 1:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that kind of thing.
• 1:41
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 1:43
  Testecleese: I doubt this goes anywhere, and…
• 1:47
  Testecleese: Someone will pretend to hear the case, but it'll get thrown out, basically, I bet.
• 1:52
  Brian McFadden: Well, it depends on where it's tried. If it's trying… they're trying in DC, yeah, it's got no shot in hell.
• 1:57
  Testecleese: I mean, technically it is federal jurisdiction, but don't they try to keep it local if they can?
• 2:04
  Testecleese: Unless they think they can't get a fair trial.
• 2:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, but look who's been controlling the, judicial system lately.
• 2:12
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:15
  Testecleese: Alright, so… A deal has been reached for this, Homeland Security shutdown.
• 2:23
  Brian McFadden: It still doesn't fund ICE or, ICE at all, or Border Patrol.
• 2:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, they made a big deal about that, but, like, didn't Trump put aside…
• 2:33
  Testecleese: A ton of money to pay these guys out through next year.
• 2:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:36
  Testecleese: So, like, so…
• 2:38
  Testecleese: And they're like, oh, we're not funding it. It's like, it's already paid for, you guys… and they're saying they, like, took Trump for it, you know what I mean? I'm like, he literally got exactly what he said he wanted.
• 2:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:49
  Testecleese: So, like, do you let the Democrats think they won?
• 2:52
  Testecleese: Or do you point out that, like, you finally settled on what Trump said in the first place?
• 2:59
  Testecleese: It's a legit question, like, do you let these people think they win, and let them keep doing stuff?
• 3:05
  Testecleese: Basically, manipulating them.
• 3:07
  Testecleese: with, you know, the art of the deal style, or… You point out that…
• 3:12
  Testecleese: Because, I mean, the issue with that is that you'll get a ton of people to vote Democrat thinking, especially moderates that don't pay a ton of attention, they'll see that the Democrats keep winning here and here and here.
• 3:25
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 3:26
  Testecleese: Good. I think…
• 3:28
  Testecleese: you know, sometimes I just take the win when they just… when they give in to exactly what was brought up in the first place. Sometimes I have to point out, it's like, this was what was initially put out in the first place.
• 3:39
  Testecleese: You threw a shit fit.
• 3:40
  Testecleese: You ruined everyone's… Easter trip vacations, Ramadan trips, whatever…
• 3:47
  Testecleese: or holy days you have this time of year, because everyone does for the Spring Festival, right?
• 3:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, he just made it difficult for everyone, and then got nothing done.
• 3:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 3:59
  Testecleese: Except… except for maybe a handful of the…
• 4:03
  Testecleese: TW… not TWA. Who are the guys that take your shoes off?
• 4:07
  Brian McFadden: TSA.
• 4:08
  Testecleese: TSA. You don't have.
• 4:09
  Brian McFadden: Don't do that anymore.
• 4:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just saying, maybe some of these TSA guys just fucking said, I'm done and quit.
• 4:16
  Testecleese: So, you know, at best, you cost
• 4:20
  Testecleese: people their jobs, and at least…
• 4:22
  Testecleese: Put a bunch of people behind on their bills, because you didn't pay them for how long?
• 4:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:28
  Brian McFadden: Like, 6 weeks.
• 4:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, and let's be real, we all know that the average American lives paycheck to paycheck, even though they don't need to.
• 4:35
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 4:37
  Testecleese: It's… it's…
• 4:38
  Testecleese: We got this habit of expecting that paycheck coming no matter what, and we're never prepared for an emergency.
• 4:44
  Brian McFadden: Right, there's most… you're supposed to have, like, 6 months' worth of savings stayed up, and very few people have that.
• 4:51
  Testecleese: At least, but why not…
• 4:53
  Testecleese: once you get that 6 months put aside, why stop putting money aside? You've already got it budgeted into your…
• 4:59
  Testecleese: At that point, you could even start diversifying and investing, you know what I mean?
• 5:03
  Testecleese: Yes, it's nice to have a cash cushion to be able to use, What?
• 5:08
  Testecleese: They're just, we're so used to it, though.
• 5:11
  Testecleese: And then as soon as one bad thing happens, you're boned. You know what I mean? Like, oh, fuck, now all of a sudden I can't pay any of my bills, or you're picking and choosing which bills, like, I'm gonna keep the house, right? You know, it's like, or I need to keep my… I need to keep my truck, because I need to get to work.
• 5:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 5:28
  Testecleese: It's… yeah. And then it's just downhill. And it… it happens slowly, then all of a sudden.
• 5:37
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 5:38
  Testecleese: I think we talked about this, this San Diego kid who got suspended from school for putting up a pro-ICE sign?
• 5:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, the… Some lawyers got involved, and he is back in school.
• 5:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, they reversed the suspension. I'm like, okay, so it's off his record, but he still missed how many days of school?
• 5:58
  Testecleese: But granted, they may not count him as absences, but, like, against his record, but that was still days he didn't spend in class.
• 6:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:05
  Testecleese: And now what? He's been completely ostracized by the entire school.
• 6:10
  Testecleese: Because he put up, like, you know, like, we love ice or whatever.
• 6:14
  Testecleese: On the bulletin board, when the rest of the school was out, taking a day off of school to go protest.
• 6:21
  Testecleese: And they said their argument was it was too polarizing, too political. I was like, you let kids walk out of school to go protest against these people. If someone can't say, I disagree with them…
• 6:34
  Testecleese: Baffles me.
• 6:37
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 6:39
  Testecleese: Huh.
• 6:40
  Testecleese: I don't know if El Montadoro still listens or not.
• 6:44
  Testecleese: No idea. But aliens are in the news again.
• 6:46
  Brian McFadden: Yup, I made sure I put it in there.
• 6:49
  Testecleese: I know, I know.
• 6:52
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, remember last… before when I, mentioned all the fireballs when we're coming down, and I said it's probably a bigger space rock?
• 6:59
  Testecleese: That's, you know, splitting up. What… is it that giant, like, M1S Atlas 2B, or whatever it is? That giant hunk of rock they would talk about that's gonna pass between the Earth and the Moon?
• 7:10
  Testecleese: or between the Earth and the Sun. It could be hunks of that thing coming down, right?
• 7:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:16
  Testecleese: It lines up, it makes sense, you know? Let's not assume it's fucking aliens.
• 7:23
  Brian McFadden: It's always aliens.
• 7:25
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 7:26
  Brian McFadden: Well…
• 7:26
  Testecleese: now a representative from Tennessee, Burchett, Republican Senator, right?
• 7:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I believe so.
• 7:35
  Testecleese: I think so.
• 7:39
  Testecleese: said that the American people wouldn't be able to handle it, and they would lose.
• 7:42
  Brian McFadden: Yes, Republican,
• 7:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, they would… if they found out what was going on with the aliens.
• 7:50
  Testecleese: And with all this talk of aliens lately, all I can think about is what else is going on.
• 7:56
  Testecleese: Why are they waving this shiny, dangly thing over here? What are we not… what are we not supposed to be looking at?
• 8:02
  Brian McFadden: It's always the way it is.
• 8:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. It was just like, all of a sudden, there were aliens everywhere. Once, we found Hunter Biden's cocaine in the White House, right?
• 8:10
  Brian McFadden: There was no proof that that was his cocaine.
• 8:13
  Testecleese: Oh, you're right, he didn't write his name on it.
• 8:15
  Brian McFadden: They have found retard.
• 8:16
  Testecleese: to Hunter Biden.
• 8:20
  Testecleese: Even Hunter Biden's smarter than that, dude.
• 8:25
  Testecleese: You know what, for real, though, that's probably some intern trying to stay awake to keep getting the work done.
• 8:30
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 8:31
  Testecleese: You know?
• 8:32
  Testecleese: It was just easy to say Hunter Biden, because, what, he got busted with crack driving, like, 100 miles an hour or something?
• 8:38
  Brian McFadden: Well, there was videos of him doing cocaine with hookers and stuff, too.
• 8:43
  Testecleese: On him talking about how he used to dig through his carpet looking for little crack rocks that got broken up last night. I'm like, what the fuck is the matter with you, dude? Like, you have… you need to go get help, like, real help!
• 8:53
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 8:55
  Testecleese: I mean… Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying smoke crack.
• 9:00
  Testecleese: But if, like, Every 5 years, you decide to smoke a crack rock?
• 9:05
  Testecleese: That's one thing. Probably not a great idea, because it's not great for you.
• 9:09
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 9:10
  Testecleese: But, if you're digging through your carpet looking for crack, it's, you know, 11 in the morning because you just woke up.
• 9:16
  Testecleese: Y-yeah, like…
• 9:18
  Testecleese: Put the bottle of whiskey down, put the crack pipe down, and walk into a fucking rehab center, you know?
• 9:24
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 9:28
  Testecleese: We haven't brought this guy up in a while, and I was…
• 9:31
  Testecleese: for a while, I was making a point of following his, what he was saying, Carville?
• 9:36
  Brian McFadden: He's too crazy. He's too… he's got too much TDS.
• 9:41
  Testecleese: He's got a lot of TDS, but he at least recognizes that… why people do like Trump.
• 9:48
  Testecleese: Now, he doesn't always admit that, but I've heard him more than once explain why people were choosing Trump.
• 9:54
  Testecleese: And I'm like… I don't necessarily know if that's why people are choosing Trump, but at least he's, like.
• 10:00
  Brian McFadden: Man, he is.
• 10:00
  Testecleese: to get it.
• 10:01
  Brian McFadden: He doesn't look at the newsfeed at all during the week.
• 10:05
  Testecleese: Oh, he's a billion, too.
• 10:07
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm talking about Ray. He just posted about gun-free zones on base.
• 10:12
  Brian McFadden: Going away. I'm like, we both posted that article yesterday.
• 10:16
  Testecleese: Yes, and it was funny, because.
• 10:19
  Brian McFadden: I had to search around a little while to find an actual article about it.
• 10:23
  Testecleese: Me too! I got sent… the wife sent me something through Facebook, and it was, like, like, Trump for president or something, and I was like, okay, I see the information, I want to find an article now.
• 10:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I didn't have.
• 10:34
  Testecleese: I wanna make sure I wanna make sure that they're not just fucking with me, you know?
• 10:37
  Brian McFadden: Mmm.
• 10:40
  Testecleese: Do he still share in articles?
• 10:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he just shared one just now. He's at home, he's getting ready to get on.
• 10:46
  Testecleese: Hold on, let me go update the Google Doc, you know?
• 10:50
  Brian McFadden: You don't need to, it's a duplicate article.
• 10:53
  Testecleese: I know, it's
• 10:57
  Testecleese: Anyway, what crazy shit is Carville saying now?
• 11:01
  Testecleese: Because he eats that.
• 11:01
  Brian McFadden: He's saying… well, it's common sense. We knew this was gonna be the case from the get-go. If the Dems win the House of Representatives, he said they're gonna go after Trump's family and their spouses, and they're gonna try to impeach as many people as possible, and indict as many people as possible.
• 11:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, and didn't AOC say something similar?
• 11:23
  Testecleese: In his first term, he's like, oh, all you Trump voters, Trump's voters, we're watching you.
• 11:28
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm gonna use it
• 11:29
  Brian McFadden: like, 2 or 3 times in his first term in 4 years. Meanwhile, the splineless Republicans didn't do anything to Biden.
• 11:38
  Testecleese: They had a real chance with, within Article 87, was it?
• 11:44
  Testecleese: Oh… I'm not sure how that works, but basically, it was like, he's just not…
• 11:50
  Testecleese: Capable of performing the job, right?
• 11:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but then we would have had Kamal as president, and…
• 11:56
  Brian McFadden: I think we were better off with, incompetent Biden than… Mala Harris.
• 12:03
  Testecleese: I agree. Less got done under Biden.
• 12:06
  Testecleese: And it was slower in general. And the stuff that did happen, I got a feeling he didn't do himself anyway. Like, just like those, auto pen pardons, you know what I mean?
• 12:18
  Testecleese: Especially when these other… these people are like, oh, no, no, I always want to turn the machine on, it's like…
• 12:22
  Testecleese: That is actually the very thing we're making a point of saying you're not allowed to do.
• 12:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 12:28
  Testecleese: has to push the button. He doesn't have to necessarily sign his name, but he is at least push the button.
• 12:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 12:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, man. And that just went away, didn't it?
• 12:38
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 12:40
  Testecleese: But yeah, what Carville's talking about, I mean, this reminds me… I say reminds me, it was way before I was born. I don't think you were born yet. McCarthy? The Republican?
• 12:50
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 12:51
  Testecleese: Yeah. You're familiar with, McCarthyism, though.
• 12:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, because I learned about it on the MASH. Watch a MASH.
• 12:57
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 12:59
  Testecleese: I… I learned about it in high school.
• 13:02
  Testecleese: Joseph McCarthy, I believe.
• 13:05
  Testecleese: Cannot tell you what state he was from, though.
• 13:08
  Brian McFadden: He was run around… Looking for communists.
• 13:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, and, like, taking down names, and… Like, oh, man.
• 13:17
  Testecleese: we think you might be a communist in office, and we're gonna wait till you're out of office and go and arrest you, and I'm like, this is…
• 13:22
  Testecleese: Democrats aren't even waiting for people to get out of office to do it.
• 13:25
  Testecleese: Granted, they couldn't get Trump arrested until he was out of office, but…
• 13:31
  Testecleese: Which would make you think you'd have grounds for impeachment if you could just go and arrest them, right?
• 13:35
  Testecleese: Well, that's probably why I didn't get a real conviction yet.
• 13:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 13:41
  Testecleese: Which… Anyone who does hate listening to this, Look up what conviction means.
• 13:48
  Testecleese: Before you say, he got convicted 87 times on felonies, make sure you actually look at what the word actually means.
• 13:55
  Testecleese: Found guilty and conviction are not the same thing.
• 13:58
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 13:59
  Testecleese: Conviction means sentence is laid down and is being carried out. There's no more appeals, there's no more anything else. That's… that's the end of it.
• 14:09
  Testecleese: Oh, this is interesting.
• 14:13
  Testecleese: I didn't realize they had an auto balls and strikes collar in baseball at this point.
• 14:19
  Brian McFadden: They've been trying it out in the minor league for the last few years, and they just…
• 14:24
  Testecleese: about it.
• 14:24
  Brian McFadden: They just introduced it to, the national…
• 14:28
  Testecleese: Oh, so that's new.
• 14:29
  Brian McFadden: Major League Baseball, that's brand new this year, yep.
• 14:31
  Testecleese: Okay, so that's why I was like, I've heard of this before, but I didn't think they were doing it in…
• 14:35
  Brian McFadden: I've seen it in use in the Tides games the last couple of years.
• 14:41
  Testecleese: I mean… In theory, it makes sense, but it's gonna cause the same issues as the…
• 14:49
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna make the pitcher's job harder, because the strike zone literally changes depending on how tall the person is now.
• 14:56
  Testecleese: Wild, yeah, now.
• 14:59
  Testecleese: It's always been… Let's be real, MLB strike zone is insanely tiny.
• 15:06
  Testecleese: Because, realistically, strike zone's supposed to be knees to shoulders over the plate.
• 15:12
  Testecleese: Really, with a cone is knees to waist as a strike.
• 15:16
  Testecleese: Like, a ball you should swing at, that you were trained to swing at, the MLB, you would not swing at. Because, basically, if there's no chance of hitting a home run, you don't even bother swinging at the ball.
• 15:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 15:27
  Testecleese: And I think that's a real problem. We should see more, infield hits.
• 15:31
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Like, beat the, ball to first base kind of stuff.
• 15:37
  Testecleese: The small ball stuff I find exciting, but I guess we're already seeing issues with this auto ball and strike collar thing.
• 15:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the manager for the Minnesota Twins was ejected from the game because he didn't, agree with the, automatic.
• 15:55
  Brian McFadden: The robot challenge, yeah.
• 15:59
  Testecleese: You know what, I've had it in leftovers, but because… sports, officials… Wow, where is it?
• 16:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we're going to the NFL now?
• 16:11
  Testecleese: Y-yeah, is that… where did I put that?
• 16:16
  Testecleese: Oh, you know, it's probably under I… I suck at my job. Yeah.
• 16:20
  Testecleese: Alright, we'll just get to it when we get to that part.
• 16:26
  Testecleese: I thought Artemis 2 wasn't… Going to the moon.
• 16:32
  Brian McFadden: It's not!
• 16:33
  Testecleese: Okay, why do I keep hearing that we're going to the moon?
• 16:35
  Brian McFadden: Because we're gonna circle the moon for the next 10 days.
• 16:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're gonna… exactly, they're gonna go…
• 16:42
  Brian McFadden: furthest humans have ever been in space, blah blah blah blah blah.
• 16:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I keep hearing we're going to the movies, like, no…
• 16:51
  Brian McFadden: We are, we're gonna circle it!
• 16:52
  Testecleese: Near the moon.
• 16:53
  Brian McFadden: The next Artemis mission go… lands on the moon.
• 16:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, they want to build, like, a…
• 17:00
  Brian McFadden: Boombase! That's the title of our last show.
• 17:04
  Testecleese: Oh, that's right!
• 17:08
  Testecleese: I might.
• 17:08
  Brian McFadden: I have to admit, I did watch the livestream of the launch, you know, and watched it take off and listened to them again. It was interesting to actually… it was actually kind of nice for… even though I know NASA doesn't really own Artemis, it's still a private company that's doing it, but NASA has more control over this mission than.
• 17:28
  Testecleese: Well, NASA did the… NASA did the engineering and the math when a private investor built the hardware.
• 17:35
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 17:37
  Testecleese: So, I mean, like…
• 17:38
  Brian McFadden: I mean, and I don't know if we have it in here yet, but they almost instantly had a problem on the capsule when the toilet didn't work.
• 17:47
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez.
• 17:48
  Testecleese: No, that's not in here.
• 17:51
  Testecleese: But I'm guess… I guess they're letting these astronauts bring, they're…
• 17:57
  Testecleese: iPhones with them on this trip.
• 18:00
  Brian McFadden: That's probably the modern… most modern technology that's on there, you know, because…
• 18:04
  Brian McFadden: you know, they… technology on most NASA spacecraft is super, super old.
• 18:11
  Testecleese: 80s?
• 18:11
  Brian McFadden: But they did say in that article that the phones are basically there for everybody to be able to take pictures and documents while it's going on, but they're gonna remain in airplane mode the whole time.
• 18:23
  Testecleese: They don't want it to interfere with any of the, equipment.
• 18:27
  Testecleese: Which I understand, but,
• 18:30
  Testecleese: I thought these things were designed… like, any electronics you could buy in this country are designed specifically not to interfere with any…
• 18:39
  Brian McFadden: Well, I think the whole airplane mode, airplanes is a bunch of hocus pocus, just like taking your shoes off to get through security.
• 18:47
  Testecleese: Now, they still call it airplane mode, but back before they started .
• 18:53
  Brian McFadden: You had to turn your phone off.
• 18:54
  Testecleese: rolling.
• 18:54
  Brian McFadden: Really?
• 18:55
  Testecleese: Yes, because you couldn't be certain that you sending out a signal Wouldn't interfere, like…
• 19:01
  Testecleese: basically, you send a wave out, and it's another wave, then you get a different wave coming in the end, you know what I mean?
• 19:09
  Testecleese: And it's not necessarily gonna happen, probably won't happen.
• 19:13
  Brian McFadden: But very recently.
• 19:14
  Testecleese: Good in theory. But that's why they went and made these things, like, if you read, actually go through the little book that comes with it.
• 19:21
  Testecleese: or even open it up and look inside, it will not interfere with anything, and it will accept any interference put out. And that's not just your phone, that's any electronics you have.
• 19:33
  Testecleese: Well, and realistically, this is because they don't want you to fuck with aircraft or military tech.
• 19:41
  Testecleese: Whether it be by accident or on purpose. But at the same time, if you're handling ordnance, you know, on base.
• 19:49
  Testecleese: You probably don't have your phone in your pocket and texting at the same time.
• 19:54
  Testecleese: Just because, let's… let's not find out that this idea is wrong, that it's safe, you know what I mean?
• 19:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 20:00
  Testecleese: Just like I know you could put a cigarette out in gasoline, but I don't want to be the fucking idiot who proves that theory wrong. Right.
• 20:10
  Testecleese: And this one, I got a good laugh at, dude, you shared this.
• 20:14
  Testecleese: the Bahaman Shocks?
• 20:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:18
  Testecleese: Apparently they're finding all sorts of garbage in these things.
• 20:22
  Testecleese: To include cocaine.
• 20:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:28
  Testecleese: Have we blown up that many Coke ships?
• 20:31
  Brian McFadden: That must be!
• 20:33
  Testecleese: Sharks are getting joked.
• 20:34
  Brian McFadden: Does that make him more… more aggressive?
• 20:39
  Testecleese: But I'm wondering, are you more likely to get ripped apart by a shark if they're all full of cocaine?
• 20:44
  Testecleese: But that's all I can think of, is like, how else is all this cocaine getting in the ocean, besides us blowing up…
• 20:49
  Testecleese: drug boats.
• 20:52
  Testecleese: And how many of these,
• 20:55
  Testecleese: drug boats that we got were in the Caribbean instead of the Pacific, most of them, right?
• 20:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, most of them are in the Caribbean.
• 21:03
  Testecleese: I didn't see in the article, because I didn't… be fair, I didn't read the whole thing.
• 21:08
  Testecleese: But, I mean, they found,
• 21:10
  Brian McFadden: Most people don't read the articles, they look at the headlines, it's clickbait, clickbait!
• 21:15
  Testecleese: Well, I read half the article, and I was like, okay, there's a ton of gross shit in the water. But I was like, where did the cocaine come from? And I didn't want to read the rest of it to get to the little thing at the bottom explaining where it might have come from.
• 21:27
  Brian McFadden: Might not even been in the ark.
• 21:29
  Testecleese: It might not have been in there. That was what would have pissed me off, reading the whole damn thing, and then getting nothing. But it has to be because we're blowing up these boats full of Coke, right? There's no way…
• 21:39
  Brian McFadden: There's…
• 21:39
  Testecleese: By the way there'd be that much cocaine in the water.
• 21:42
  Brian McFadden: Where's the caffeine coming from?
• 21:46
  Brian McFadden: including caffeine and cocaine. Maybe the sharks are addicted to, stimulants.
• 21:53
  Testecleese: Very possible. They're gonna build themselves a breathing apparatus out of kelp, and they're gonna start hunting lions.
• 22:03
  Testecleese: Days? No. But an hour, hour 45 minutes? Now they got a taste for lying.
• 22:09
  Testecleese: You didn't see the other guys, did ya?
• 22:12
  Brian McFadden: It was hopeless.
• 22:13
  Testecleese: areas.
• 22:14
  Testecleese: Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, great movie.
• 22:17
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I think maybe… I think I saw that. Usually I watch most Will Ferrin movies, so…
• 22:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, I gave up on him a while ago, but he did some good stuff before he,
• 22:27
  Testecleese: Decided all of his work up to then had been offensive.
• 22:32
  Testecleese: When he came out and was like, oh, I'm very sorry about the Janarino sketches on Saturday Night Live, I was like, are you kidding me? That's what made you famous!
• 22:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 22:38
  Testecleese: Right? What's going on?
• 22:44
  Testecleese: alright, well, we got no Virginia news this week, which is… isn't just weird because…
• 22:50
  Brian McFadden: I could've threw some in there, but, you know, I thought Ray was gonna take care of that.
• 22:55
  Testecleese: But we usually cover, in general, what's going on in Virginia as a whole, not just the Hampton Roads area, because something usually stupid.
• 23:03
  Brian McFadden: Fine, I won't rely on Ray to do it anymore. I will continue to…
• 23:07
  Brian McFadden: Throw some Virginia articles in there.
• 23:09
  Testecleese: When it comes to Spanberger policy, I've been sharing Virginia articles, just like I do about Mom Donnie, you know what I mean?
• 23:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she just signed a whole bunch of laws, new laws in the place that are gonna, quote-unquote, make it more affordable for Virginians. I'll believe it when I see it.
• 23:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, but that's why… and then she went and raised every tax.
• 23:30
  Testecleese: By the way, it is Good Friday.
• 23:32
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it is.
• 23:33
  Testecleese: So… I decided wine was the way to go tonight.
• 23:37
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 23:38
  Testecleese: Seems appropriate.
• 23:39
  Brian McFadden: And you had some fried fish for dinner?
• 23:43
  Testecleese: I don't eat dinner on nights we do this show, because I normally would eat, like, an hour before we start, and I'd be too full to put away…
• 23:51
  Testecleese: beer.
• 23:52
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 23:53
  Testecleese: I didn't think of that I'm drinking wine… well, I didn't expect to buy wine.
• 23:57
  Testecleese: Actually, I was thinking about buying a bottle of whiskey.
• 24:00
  Brian McFadden: Strawberry Hill?
• 24:01
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 24:02
  Brian McFadden: Drinking some good Boone's Farm.
• 24:04
  Testecleese: Yeah. No, I was looking for a bottle of VO, but they don't carry…
• 24:08
  Testecleese: VO, they have Crown Royal, but I was like, I'm not spending that much money on a bottle of Crown.
• 24:15
  Testecleese: And then I saw the wine, I was like, oh, I know that brand, and I know that… I like that flavor of that brand.
• 24:20
  Brian McFadden: You know?
• 24:21
  Testecleese: Oh, it's not, what, Sutter Farms?
• 24:23
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 24:24
  Brian McFadden: A little bit better brand than that.
• 24:26
  Testecleese: Oh, it's Echo Domani, it's their Pinot Grigio. It's tasty, it's bubbly.
• 24:32
  Testecleese: And it's only $9 a bottle.
• 24:35
  Brian McFadden: Beat the Braves.
• 24:36
  Testecleese: So I bought two.
• 24:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, I probably need to slow down, I don't need to drink an entire bottle in 40 minutes go, oops, and then open the second one right away.
• 24:48
  Testecleese: Anyway, what's going on in Michigan? .
• 24:51
  Brian McFadden: Well, we got this leaked audio about a Michigan Democrat who's running, and.
• 24:58
  Testecleese: Talk about killing, Republican babies, too, in their mother's arms?
• 25:02
  Brian McFadden: He, no, he was talking about, discussing, Kamani's death.
• 25:09
  Brian McFadden: And he came out and said a lot of people in Dearborn are sad today because Dearborn's got the largest, Muslim population by concentrate in the nation. That's a Michigan thing.
• 25:23
  Testecleese: But Khomeini is in… like, the Pope.
• 25:28
  Testecleese: I understand they call him the Supreme Leader?
• 25:30
  Testecleese: But I can call myself the Lord God. Doesn't make that true.
• 25:35
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:35
  Testecleese: I mean?
• 25:36
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's running for Senate, for Michigan, and .
• 25:41
  Testecleese: State or federal?
• 25:42
  Brian McFadden: state…
• 25:43
  Brian McFadden: For federal, no, U.S. Senate. Okay. So, he's gonna be on the whole statewide ballot, but, I mean, this statement is only gonna help him in one little… it's only gonna help him in Dearborn. It's not gonna help him in the rest of the state. Even though this state's been consistently electing Democrat governors.
• 26:02
  Testecleese: I think…
• 26:02
  Brian McFadden: Fairly conservative. It's a fairly conservative state, yes.
• 26:06
  Testecleese: Well, it's the gerrymandering.
• 26:09
  Testecleese: You got mostly farmers in Michigan.
• 26:13
  Testecleese: And, like, Yeah. Probably, like, corn, maybe, and probably a lot of cattle, I'd imagine, right?
• 26:21
  Testecleese: No? What do you… what do you guys…
• 26:23
  Brian McFadden: A lot of farming, a lot of cattle, you know, that kind of thing.
• 26:27
  Testecleese: Beef and dairies.
• 26:28
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 26:29
  Testecleese: I…
• 26:29
  Brian McFadden: Beef, dairy, tourism…
• 26:33
  Testecleese: People go to Michigan for tourism? Why?
• 26:35
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah! We got Lake Michigan! We got lakes all around us!
• 26:39
  Testecleese: It doesn't do it.
• 26:39
  Brian McFadden: Illinois.
• 26:39
  Testecleese: So it wasn't Illinois and Canada.
• 26:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, how do you think you get to Canada? You go through Michigan to get there.
• 26:48
  Testecleese: Depends on where you're coming from, I guess, I mean, like…
• 26:52
  Testecleese: First time I got to Canada, I drove up through New England, but I mean, if you're in Texas, you're not driving up there, you're gonna fly to Canada. Actually, no, no, you'll probably fly to Michigan, then drive across the border to not pay that international fee, right?
• 27:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 27:05
  Brian McFadden: But yeah, this is a Democrat that, you know…
• 27:09
  Brian McFadden: Is, you know, trying to, like, play both sides of the fence, and, like, appease everybody, and it's just…
• 27:17
  Brian McFadden: You know, whatever.
• 27:19
  Brian McFadden: I'm not voting for him. I… I haven't turned in my voter registration yet. I've got it printed out, but I've got to go get my driver's license to put that on my voter registration before I turn it. So technically, I'm still officially a Virginia resident, even though my mail's being forwarded to Michigan now.
• 27:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, just like when I lived in Virginia… well, I say, I didn't live in Virginia at the time. When I lived in.
• 27:42
  Brian McFadden: You were active duty, so…
• 27:44
  Testecleese: When I was active duty, exactly. I lived in Massachusetts, I…
• 27:49
  Brian McFadden: Whole different things.
• 27:50
  Testecleese: paying Massachusetts taxes.
• 27:54
  Testecleese: Oh, I was so furious when I found out that not every state charges you through the nose to.
• 27:58
  Brian McFadden: No!
• 28:00
  Brian McFadden: I mean, Michigan doesn't… Michigan never has taxed any of my active duty pay or my retirement pay. Virginia just finally got up to, like, your first $40,000 of retirement pay is, tax-free, which…
• 28:16
  Brian McFadden: as being enlisted, I'll never make over $40,000 of, retirement pay, but, you know…
• 28:23
  Testecleese: as enlisted, or as what your pay grade was? If you were, like, the CMC, it wouldn't…
• 28:27
  Brian McFadden: Maybe you could have a point there, as my pay grade, yeah, as my pay grade.
• 28:32
  Testecleese: Because, don't get me wrong, E6 is a big deal, but, like, CMC is its own… literally its own thing, you know what I mean?
• 28:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, -
• 28:38
  Testecleese: Technically enlisted, but…
• 28:40
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah, top of the food chain, for at least.
• 28:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, he scares the fuck out of,
• 28:45
  Testecleese: 03s, you know what I mean?
• 28:48
  Brian McFadden: And then the Governor Whitmer is so worried about the price of, gas in the state, all of a sudden, Michigan's always had one of the… for the Midwest, it's always had one of the higher gas prices around.
• 29:00
  Brian McFadden: And so, like, 4 very populated counties, not the whole state, just 4 or 5 counties.
• 29:08
  Brian McFadden: She is eliminating… she's suspending the state gas tax.
• 29:14
  Testecleese: Whoa!
• 29:16
  Brian McFadden: Only… not the whole state, only if you stay, only if you can.
• 29:18
  Testecleese: I know, I know, but how much is the gas tax, then?
• 29:22
  Brian McFadden: That's a lot.
• 29:23
  Testecleese: agent?
• 29:24
  Testecleese: Check it.
• 29:25
  Brian McFadden: Probably our article here.
• 29:26
  Testecleese: Are they saving, like, a dollar a gallon?
• 29:29
  Testecleese: At this point, I don't know. Because I know in Massachusetts, we paid, like, a 30% gas tax, and most… most areas are paying, like, 3 bucks a gallon?
• 29:40
  Testecleese: for, quote, cheap gas, I'm paying under 3 bucks a gallon, but I know there's some places that are paying, like, $2.50, too.
• 29:45
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna be, a 10 to 20 cent reduction in gas prices across the 8 counties.
• 29:51
  Testecleese: Okay, per gallon.
• 29:52
  Brian McFadden: Per gallon. That's gonna add up.
• 29:54
  Testecleese: Not per tankful.
• 29:55
  Brian McFadden: No, no, per gallon.
• 29:57
  Testecleese: Alright, so I fill my, 30-gallon tank up, I just saved a couple bucks.
• 30:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but it all adds up.
• 30:04
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, especially because most states, I don't know about Michigan, but most states use the gas tax to, pay for road repairs.
• 30:11
  Brian McFadden: But you… that's what they say, but Michigan is never potholes. The roads are never repaired.
• 30:19
  Testecleese: Well, no, Massachusetts had potholes up through the wazoo, too, but that's because it freezes, it heats up, it freezes, it heats up, and you're constantly stressing it and causing cracks in the road until finally…
• 30:32
  Testecleese: It gives out and crumbles apart, you know?
• 30:35
  Brian McFadden: I've watched roads in Michigan go from paved to gravel, because they won't put any more money in the roads.
• 30:42
  Testecleese: But at that point, just make it a gravel road.
• 30:44
  Brian McFadden: That's what they do! That's what they do!
• 30:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, it is… yeah, don't even… don't even just let it fall apart, like, actually…
• 30:51
  Testecleese: Rip it out, you know?
• 30:55
  Testecleese: Did I tell you about me going to pick up the swing set for the girls?
• 30:58
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 31:00
  Testecleese: Oh, man.
• 31:01
  Brian McFadden: On that great gravel road.
• 31:03
  Testecleese: It wasn't even, no, it wasn't a gravel road, it was an ATV trail, and my freaking Ram 1500.
• 31:08
  Brian McFadden: I bet that was an adventure.
• 31:11
  Testecleese: Oh, the truck handled it, no problem. The paint job!
• 31:15
  Brian McFadden: Not so good.
• 31:17
  Testecleese: No, I was furious, I was like…
• 31:20
  Testecleese: It would have cost me less money in fuel and damage to my truck.
• 31:24
  Testecleese: to buy a brand new swing set than to buy this one for $20, that I had to… that I took apart myself in 31 degree weather as it was snowing, but…
• 31:33
  Testecleese: It had just hit 31 and started snowing, so the mud was everywhere, and everything.
• 31:38
  Brian McFadden: as well.
• 31:39
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 31:40
  Brian McFadden: That's what we got from…
• 31:41
  Brian McFadden: You know, I live on gravel roads here in Michigan now, and that's what we're dealing with, is like, every time we get a good rainstorm that comes through, we gotta deal with
• 31:49
  Brian McFadden: Hot holes of mud, you know, grooves in the road to drive through and stuff.
• 31:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you wondered, is that a puddle, or is that a two-foot.
• 31:57
  Brian McFadden: We hold our own.
• 31:59
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 32:00
  Testecleese: axle with.
• 32:01
  Brian McFadden: There's actually a company, I saw an article today, there's actually a company in Michigan, they do this every year, they take, like.
• 32:09
  Brian McFadden: I think it was, like, 80 people, and they pay their repair bills for driving through potholes every year.
• 32:18
  Brian McFadden: Up to, like, $800.
• 32:21
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez. How do you do that? Like, that…
• 32:25
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure they have to submit an application and proof and all that, you know, but it's an advertising gimmick, because they got an article in the newspaper about it.
• 32:34
  Testecleese: Oh, it's a private company, not the government.
• 32:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, private company doing, not…
• 32:37
  Testecleese: I said, no.
• 32:38
  Brian McFadden: Stay, yeah, private company.
• 32:40
  Testecleese: Alright, and they're hoping to get your business somewhere else by doing this.
• 32:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm sure.
• 32:46
  Testecleese: You got anything else to talk about, Whitman and her state of emergency? No. She's… she's blaming the, what's going on in Iran.
• 32:56
  Testecleese: didn't gas prices get about this high, or almost this high, under Biden for a while?
• 33:03
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 33:03
  Testecleese: Like, for a while, too.
• 33:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:07
  Testecleese: I don't know if they got this high.
• 33:10
  Brian McFadden: Everything's Trump's fault.
• 33:12
  Testecleese: Well, of course it is. But, I mean, a lot of the gas prices.
• 33:15
  Brian McFadden: She also is not… she's also being terminated out, so she's not running for,
• 33:21
  Brian McFadden: re-election. She'll be looking for a, national office after this, so…
• 33:26
  Testecleese: Well, and she did kiss Trump's ass that one time.
• 33:29
  Testecleese: In front of the entire country.
• 33:32
  Testecleese: You don't remember that?
• 33:34
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah!
• 33:35
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 33:36
  Testecleese: For that exact reason.
• 33:38
  Testecleese: Now, when you say term looted out, she can't run ever again, or she just can't?
• 33:42
  Brian McFadden: Just get running for a governor ever again.
• 33:45
  Testecleese: As you know as well as I, each state has different rules.
• 33:47
  Brian McFadden: Well, in Virginia, you gotta… you can only do one term, and then you can wait a term and then run again.
• 33:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, you cannot… you can do as many terms as you want, but they can't be consecutive, right?
• 34:01
  Testecleese: Which seems, I mean… I get it, but, like, especially on a federal level.
• 34:07
  Testecleese: But you'd think a local level, if you have someone who's doing a good job, you want to keep them in office, you know?
• 34:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, I do think one of the nice things that we're learning from the Senate and the House Representatives is the real need for term limits nationally.
• 34:24
  Testecleese: For senators in Congress?
• 34:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 34:28
  Brian McFadden: A lot more shit would be getting done. Who would have thought that Fennerman would be the most responsible Democrat?
• 34:36
  Brian McFadden: In the Senate.
• 34:38
  Brian McFadden: In most… in the most,
• 34:41
  Brian McFadden: What's the word I'm looking for?
• 34:43
  Brian McFadden: Common sense. He has the most common sense.
• 34:47
  Testecleese: No, see, here's the thing, is that if the Dems were smarter, they would use this…
• 34:51
  Testecleese: to call Trump supporters and even moderates stupid.
• 34:56
  Testecleese: They could say the guy who had suffered a TBI from a stroke Is agreeing with those people.
• 35:07
  Testecleese: And it's not like they're afraid of talking trash about Phetamine, because they don't like Phetamine lately.
• 35:16
  Brian McFadden: Because he's not toeing the party line.
• 35:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I remember being shocked. I was like, there's no way they're gonna vote this guy. He literally… he literally could not speak when he was running for office, right?
• 35:26
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 35:27
  Testecleese: Like, he had a computer.
• 35:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, right after… I think he, I think he had the stroke shortly after he got elected.
• 35:34
  Testecleese: Oh, I thought it was right before.
• 35:35
  Brian McFadden: Maybe. Maybe it was right before.
• 35:37
  Testecleese: I thought it was, like, right before, and he's like, I am fine.
• 35:41
  Brian McFadden: I know when he got into office, he had that computer he was using.
• 35:45
  Testecleese: For a while, yeah. And then, you know, then he's got… actually, the man has recovered very.
• 35:50
  Brian McFadden: Amazingly.
• 35:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm very excited for him. That gives hope to every other, stroke survivor, doesn't it?
• 35:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:00
  Testecleese: He's like, shoot, that dude couldn't even talk.
• 36:02
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 36:03
  Testecleese: Let alone, you know what I mean, half his face paralyzed, and he's up fucking…
• 36:06
  Testecleese: Wearing his shorts and his sweatshirt and jogging to work, you know what I mean? Yeah.
• 36:13
  Testecleese: And like you said, he's the most reasonable… one of the most reasonable guys out there. I, I do like,
• 36:19
  Testecleese: Oh, I can't remember his name. He's a congressman.
• 36:24
  Testecleese: Democrat, unusual name, probably foreign, I'm not sure.
• 36:30
  Testecleese: He's not a white guy.
• 36:33
  Testecleese: That's not why I'm saying probably a foreign name, but it just doesn't sound like, you know…
• 36:38
  Testecleese: John Donaldson, you know what I mean?
• 36:43
  Testecleese: -
• 36:44
  Testecleese: Crap.
• 36:46
  Testecleese: I want to say Ben Nehana, but that's not right.
• 36:49
  Brian McFadden: That's a restaurant!
• 36:55
  Testecleese: Anyway, moving on to West Virginia here.
• 36:58
  Testecleese: First, I just want to say that…
• 37:02
  Testecleese: I'm not sure how much I talked about my mother-in-law's condition on this recording.
• 37:07
  Testecleese: But, I told you she's dealing with, neurodegenerative disorder, basically dementia.
• 37:14
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 37:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, and… Hasn't been opening her mail from her insurance company.
• 37:21
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no.
• 37:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, her prescription coverage expired, and it's too late. By the time we realized what was going on.
• 37:30
  Testecleese: It was too late.
• 37:31
  Testecleese: To enroll her in the program.
• 37:34
  Testecleese: And I was like, Oh no, oh no, oh no.
• 37:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:40
  Testecleese: I was like, now I'm gonna be reaching into my pocket. There goes my entire, just… con…
• 37:47
  Testecleese: Discretionary fund, my… my play money, my buying new toy, my…
• 37:52
  Testecleese: A, for the most part, I was using my VA money for that. You know what I mean?
• 37:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 38:00
  Testecleese: I was just like, I'll save a little bit for this, and I'll buy that, and that's where the money for Ray's Mike came, came from, that I tossed at you.
• 38:08
  Brian McFadden: Right, that's cool.
• 38:09
  Testecleese: I said, wait till the 1st, that's when my… I can spend it as I choose, money comes.
• 38:13
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 38:15
  Testecleese: All that money's gonna be paying for ridiculous medications for that, plus her diabetes.
• 38:22
  Testecleese: Do you have any idea how expensive insulin is?
• 38:25
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 38:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not sure yet either, I'm about to find out. But, now…
• 38:30
  Brian McFadden: Roy, are you gonna use… you got a good RX card, or something similar to that?
• 38:35
  Testecleese: RX card?
• 38:37
  Brian McFadden: It's like a pharmacy discount card. I'll send you the information for.
• 38:41
  Testecleese: No, I've been using TRICARE for my.
• 38:44
  Brian McFadden: I know you, but now that your mother-in-law doesn't have any insurance, you need this card, it'll save you some money on the prescriptions until she gets back on insurance.
• 38:55
  Testecleese: So, it's, like, almost like Coupin's.
• 38:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 38:59
  Testecleese: So who's paying the difference?
• 39:02
  Brian McFadden: They've worked out deals with different pharmacies to offer the discounts.
• 39:08
  Testecleese: Oh, I could try, but the issue is there's only… Well, I say it's only.
• 39:12
  Testecleese: Down in the… down in the city.
• 39:16
  Testecleese: There's two pharmacies, actually. I… So, yeah, maybe, I don't know.
• 39:21
  Brian McFadden: I'll send you… I'll talk to you about it on the fly.
• 39:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was just… I was like, oh my god, this is gonna cost me…
• 39:28
  Testecleese: every penny I have that I'm gonna use to do anything fun, you know?
• 39:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:37
  Testecleese: And you know what?
• 39:38
  Testecleese: Credit where credit's due, Joe Biden was the one who put a cap on insulin costs, didn't he?
• 39:43
  Brian McFadden: No, it was Trump.
• 39:45
  Testecleese: Oh, my mistake, oh.
• 39:48
  Testecleese: Probably.
• 39:49
  Brian McFadden: I did it before Biden took credit for it.
• 39:52
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, just like when Biden took credit for Afghanistan withdrawal until…
• 39:58
  Testecleese: the withdrawal actually happened under Biden.
• 40:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was a shitshow.
• 40:05
  Testecleese: check this out, though, the other day… the other day, I actually went down to the local bar.
• 40:12
  Testecleese: Don't do that often.
• 40:13
  Testecleese: Don't even remember what… oh, I went downtown to get a… a nut.
• 40:17
  Testecleese: to, because we bought a big ol' bell.
• 40:21
  Testecleese: Do I bring the kids home?
• 40:25
  Testecleese: And it was missing a nut, so that's why I was down… down in the town. Stopped… stopped at the bar on the way home.
• 40:32
  Testecleese: you know, just did the thing, whatever. But then I find out today that the day… that one of these dudes that was there, like, drinking and playing pool with me.
• 40:42
  Testecleese: Apparently got arrested that night.
• 40:47
  Testecleese: He left his four… Children unattended at home to go to the bar.
• 40:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's not cool.
• 40:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, and… and none of them were at least 14 years old, which still isn't tech… good enough these days.
• 41:01
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 41:01
  Testecleese: You know as well as I, 14 years old, was plenty old to watch the other kids, right?
• 41:06
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 41:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, don't turn the oven on.
• 41:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, don't, don't burn the house down.
• 41:18
  Testecleese: And… not sure I mentioned this last week, but we had a…
• 41:22
  Testecleese: We got these cameras set up at Bald Eagle's Nests every year in West Virginia.
• 41:26
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 41:27
  Testecleese: And they're livestreamed on the interwebs.
• 41:31
  Testecleese: And it was crazy, because I sent the link to the wife.
• 41:34
  Testecleese: Couple days ago, And… we watched the first… Egg.
• 41:43
  Testecleese: we just happened to be there when it happened, like, oh, alright, the other one's coming up. And here's what's even cooler was…
• 41:48
  Testecleese: We put word out for everyone in the area, through the interwebs, that it happened, so all of a sudden, the page got flooded.
• 41:58
  Testecleese: Because it was, like, one of these, you know, West Virginia…
• 42:00
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 42:01
  Testecleese: thing. Groups.
• 42:04
  Testecleese: And the second egg hatched.
• 42:06
  Testecleese: She went out to say, hey, the second baby's out, and that happened, like, yesterday.
• 42:11
  Testecleese: And she beat the news twice, telling people that this happened, though. I thought that was pretty good
• 42:17
  Testecleese: But she's been following this, so… Watching the birds.
• 42:22
  Testecleese: And, especially after she watched the first one hatch by shit luck.
• 42:27
  Testecleese: She was watching, like, One, go out and come back 20 minutes later with, like, a rodent.
• 42:34
  Testecleese: And then the other one would take off and come back 20 minutes later with a fish.
• 42:38
  Testecleese: And they would rip it apart and feed it to the baby. She's like, oh my god, it's so cute!
• 42:43
  Testecleese: And I'm like, this is the most brutal shit in the world, you know?
• 42:46
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 42:46
  Testecleese: I was like, look, for that bird to bring… that bald eagle to bring home that fish, I was like, it was probably traveling at, like, 50 miles an hour, dove into the river, came out with a fish in its talons, you know?
• 42:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 43:01
  Testecleese: And then if it wasn't dead by the time it got to the nest, they ripped it apart alive and fed it to the baby.
• 43:10
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 43:12
  Testecleese: Didn't know what to call this, I'm having trouble finding…
• 43:19
  Testecleese: categories to use. Typically, we've been getting enough diverse stuff that I, you know, I can always find a way to put it together.
• 43:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 43:28
  Testecleese: But lately it's been turning into, like, blue states and red states, which I don't like.
• 43:32
  Testecleese: Which is why I mentioned a couple times that I was considering, well.
• 43:37
  Testecleese: saying that I was considering would obviously be a decision that we made about, changing the format
• 43:43
  Testecleese: And instead of… the way we do it, we come up with, like, 4 topics we want to talk about, and then come up with articles to go in those topics.
• 43:54
  Testecleese: We could still do local and stuff, but I'm just saying we would have more art… more discussion into a topic versus me trying to figure out how to link stuff together that we all thought was interesting.
• 44:06
  Brian McFadden: But…
• 44:08
  Testecleese: But, here's what's going on in the blue states. What was this, Mississippi? Actually, no, Mississippi… no, Maryland. Oh, jeez. Mississippi. I knew it started with an M.
• 44:17
  Testecleese: Well, this is from Joseph, this is Bo Snertley.
• 44:20
  Brian McFadden: Yep. He, his Blue State had two 11-year-olds who tried to steal multiple cars, they got to let them walk free, because they were…
• 44:29
  Brian McFadden: Minors. No consequences whatsoever.
• 44:33
  Brian McFadden: How do you think they're gonna end up as they're… when they turn 18, or 16, older?
• 44:38
  Testecleese: Well, here's the question, is what do you do?
• 44:42
  Testecleese: Because if you're gonna say, hold the parents accountable, okay, I do not disagree, but that's not going to be holding the kids accountable to learn a lesson, either.
• 44:50
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 44:51
  Testecleese: That would leave it to the parents to teach the kid a lesson, and at that point…
• 44:54
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean… If that was gonna happen, that would have happened already, so before they tried.
• 44:59
  Testecleese: Well, if all of a sudden I'm spending time in jail, or paying a $700 fine, or damages?
• 45:07
  Testecleese: Maybe something would change, but the parents that are this neglectful let their 11-year-old twins try to steal cars to go on a joyride…
• 45:16
  Testecleese: are probably just gonna beat their kids instead of trying to teach them. Like, beat them from being bad.
• 45:22
  Testecleese: Like a dog.
• 45:24
  Testecleese: And I'm curious…
• 45:27
  Testecleese: What are the odds the parents were involved on this shit, sending their kids out knowing nothing would happen to steal a car?
• 45:32
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 45:34
  Testecleese: Erin.
• 45:36
  Testecleese: I don't know…
• 45:37
  Brian McFadden: Possibility.
• 45:38
  Testecleese: I… yeah, and this is something we've seen a lot, especially, like, gangs.
• 45:43
  Testecleese: to, like, do murders, because they're only gonna serve, like, 5 years.
• 45:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because what's what you'll.
• 45:49
  Testecleese: You could add a juvie at 3, don't worry, your record will be.
• 45:52
  Brian McFadden: And then, yeah, and then it's sealed, the record's sealed as a juvenile, too, so…
• 45:56
  Testecleese: You're right, sealed, not expunged, I'm sorry.
• 45:59
  Testecleese: Technically, it still exists, and it can be opened again, but that.
• 46:02
  Brian McFadden: But it's very hard to get it open.
• 46:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, it requires all sorts of crazy authorization.
• 46:07
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 46:11
  Testecleese: Oh my god, dude, why do we keep seeing… Teachers.
• 46:17
  Testecleese: And it's almost always women teachers.
• 46:21
  Brian McFadden: It is, it is. Very rarely have we seen any article about men t-shirts.
• 46:26
  Testecleese: Almost exclusively these women.
• 46:28
  Brian McFadden: And this was going on when I was in the active duty in the Navy on the West Coast. There was this…
• 46:32
  Brian McFadden: This teacher that corrupted a kid, and they ended up having a baby together and getting married after she got out of prison.
• 46:39
  Testecleese: Yes, yeah, actually, that one made national news, too.
• 46:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 46:44
  Testecleese: Which is funny, because anything weird… I say anything weird reading made national news. No, we…
• 46:50
  Testecleese: We are hooked, plugged into stuff that gives us stuff that we're interested in.
• 46:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 46:57
  Testecleese: by the way, Reuters?
• 46:59
  Brian McFadden: I know, you told me. I won't share…
• 47:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, I wasn't sure you saw that. I had the same issue, because then I go to open it, but it brings you to, like, their homepage.
• 47:08
  Brian McFadden: Hmm, okay.
• 47:09
  Testecleese: And it's like, aw, what the hell?
• 47:11
  Brian McFadden: There was an article I was thinking about sharing today, and I was like, oh, this is Reuters, forget about it. Moving on.
• 47:15
  Testecleese: It's funny, because usually if I find a good one that I… because you can read the article by clicking on what you get on your little news feed.
• 47:22
  Testecleese: what I've done is I've, like, copied the headline…
• 47:25
  Brian McFadden: Headline, and…
• 47:26
  Testecleese: Tasted it and found it somewhere else.
• 47:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 47:29
  Testecleese: And it might be Fox News, it might be CNN, but it usually covers the same story.
• 47:34
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Yeah, this teacher's getting 14 years for sexually exploiting a student.
• 47:41
  Brian McFadden: So…
• 47:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, and again, this isn't the first time we've been.
• 47:44
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 47:45
  Testecleese: We've… we've been talking about this for…
• 47:47
  Brian McFadden: A long time. The whole show! The whole show.
• 47:51
  Testecleese: We're old. We're old, I was gonna say, like, 15?
• 47:54
  Testecleese: Years?
• 47:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I mean, how long we been doing the show for? On and off?
• 48:01
  Testecleese: We're coming up to a score, honestly, aren't we?
• 48:04
  Brian McFadden: Are they… I mean, on Podbean, I know we've been doing it on Podbean for…
• 48:10
  Brian McFadden: at least 5 years now, and that's when we got really consistent, too, so…
• 48:15
  Testecleese: Pod bean, yeah, but where were we before Podcast Garden, right?
• 48:19
  Brian McFadden: Pog… Yeah, and that…
• 48:22
  Brian McFadden: it just died, you know? They stopped responding to emails, and communicating with you, and…
• 48:28
  Brian McFadden: So, it was like, they had to go.
• 48:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, we've been doing this way longer than…
• 48:35
  Testecleese: this platform we're using, when you… when you say 5 years on this platform, that's what we call the second season that I occasionally.
• 48:42
  Testecleese: engine.
• 48:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 48:44
  Testecleese: And we restarted our episode count.
• 48:48
  Brian McFadden: And now we're up almost to 400 episodes.
• 48:52
  Testecleese: No, we're not.
• 48:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, $3.92? 329, okay.
• 48:56
  Testecleese: 320 now.
• 48:56
  Brian McFadden: Oh, sorry. Yeah, we'll be there. Don't worry, we'll get there.
• 49:00
  Testecleese: Exec…
• 49:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:01
  Testecleese: Question!
• 49:05
  Testecleese: Oh, what is this? Oh!
• 49:07
  Brian McFadden: But… but on Podbean, we've had 473 downloads.
• 49:13
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, that's just this last month, not.
• 49:15
  Testecleese: Let's say total? That's not enough.
• 49:17
  Brian McFadden: No, no, this month, March 4th to April 2nd, we had 573 downloads, so…
• 49:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, so somebody's listening.
• 49:26
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 49:28
  Testecleese: It doesn't tell us how much of it they actually listen to, though, does it?
• 49:31
  Brian McFadden: No, it's the same way with YouTube, you know, they count it. They count it if you watch, like, 30 seconds of the video, so…
• 49:40
  Testecleese: No, on YouTube, you can actually go in and find out how long people were watching it.
• 49:45
  Testecleese: They keep all that information for ya.
• 49:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh, here we go.
• 49:49
  Testecleese: That's…
• 49:49
  Brian McFadden: All… I found the all-time lumber, we had 7… we've had all 7,000 downloads on Podbean.
• 49:56
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 49:58
  Testecleese: Like I said, all these numbers are always available.
• 50:01
  Testecleese: That's just a simple calculation versus storage for… you know, video.
• 50:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:09
  Brian McFadden: And we saw this coming a mile away when California tried to do it. This UC, University of California Santa Cruz study just came out and said that, $20 for fast food wages might have been a mistake.
• 50:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, and it's exactly what we said.
• 50:27
  Brian McFadden: Because the franchise owners have to make money in order to stay in business. So now they're cutting back on hours, the fact that those places are open, they're cutting back on employees.
• 50:38
  Testecleese: Boys at a time.
• 50:39
  Brian McFadden: And they're also finding out ways… more ways to automate it. You know, there's actual robots they're spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on up front.
• 50:48
  Brian McFadden: But knowing, in the long run, they're gonna make money, because the robot ain't calling out sick, and the robot doesn't even have to get paid $20 an hour, either.
• 50:57
  Testecleese: And the robot doesn't spit in food.
• 51:01
  Brian McFadden: Meanwhile, you got these people that were relying on these jobs, these entry-level jobs, and they can't get them anymore, so…
• 51:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they can't get… and they can't afford the friggin' fast food win.
• 51:12
  Brian McFadden: And that's right, and that was an argument.
• 51:13
  Testecleese: buying it.
• 51:13
  Brian McFadden: They've raised the prices of fast food up in California.
• 51:18
  Brian McFadden: To make it so it's… you're better off just eating at home.
• 51:23
  Testecleese: Well, you're always better off eating at home, honestly.
• 51:25
  Brian McFadden: It's not as convenient.
• 51:26
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing, is on your way home, or you're at work, working late or something, or I… I worked late and I can't cook.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: It's super great for that.
• 51:39
  Testecleese: But… Never make fast food your diet, that's disgusting.
• 51:43
  Testecleese: Guapo's with us!
• 51:45
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 51:47
  Brian McFadden: He has a ride with his… Microphone.
• 51:50
  El Guapo: I know you can see it right there.
• 51:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, you either need to bring that closer to you, or get closer to it, or turn up your game.
• 51:57
  El Guapo: Let me see, I only got volume and echo, so… how about now, can you hear me?
• 52:02
  Testecleese: Well, if you got no gain control, then just maybe slide it close on the table?
• 52:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 52:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, and pointed at you.
• 52:11
  Testecleese: Now, does that read from the top? Does it receive from the side? Does it, like, does it tell you.
• 52:17
  El Guapo: No, no, just… it looks…
• 52:19
  Brian McFadden: Sounds better.
• 52:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 52:21
  Testecleese: Some microphones are straightened to this.
• 52:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying. Omni-directional, monodirectional.
• 52:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, but then you… well, then you also, like, the one I was using.
• 52:28
  El Guapo: You could set it to read from the front, from both the sides, or from all four sides.
• 52:33
  Testecleese: For, like, a cross-table conversation kind of thing.
• 52:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we used it.
• 52:37
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 52:38
  Brian McFadden: We used it.
• 52:39
  Testecleese: I know, we…
• 52:40
  Brian McFadden: We use our.
• 52:41
  Testecleese: What's the features on that?
• 52:42
  Brian McFadden: That's a cool stuff. We had to get creative on that episode.
• 52:47
  Testecleese: Oh, no, we didn't use it for that one, because, we… for whatever reason, it won't work.
• 52:52
  Testecleese: I don't know what went wrong, I keep updating the software.
• 52:55
  Testecleese: But… This, this thing seems to be working well enough.
• 53:01
  El Guapo: Speaking of…
• 53:03
  Testecleese: Anyone does regularly listen to our show.
• 53:05
  Testecleese: And does help.
• 53:06
  El Guapo: fun.
• 53:08
  Testecleese: Please throw us a couple bucks.
• 53:10
  Testecleese: We had to buy Ray a microphone, so we didn't hear his washing machine running in the background and his refrigerator humming so loud.
• 53:19
  El Guapo: As that goes right here.
• 53:22
  Testecleese: And yeah, and he's cutting down on the echo, which is amazing.
• 53:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:25
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, I can hear your ice better than you.
• 53:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, toss us a couple bucks, to pay for this microphone, even if you don't want to pay for storage fees.
• 53:39
  El Guapo: Lisa, at least everything sounds much cleaner.
• 53:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 53:43
  El Guapo: Can't shave.
• 53:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, for Easter.
• 53:47
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 53:49
  Testecleese: Yes. You want Jesus to ring?
• 53:51
  El Guapo: I can catch you.
• 53:52
  Testecleese: No, my, daughters are being baptized on Easter, so.
• 53:56
  El Guapo: Shaved pictures. Shaved.
• 53:57
  Testecleese: clean, I'm gonna cut my hair again, which, from this camera angle, there's none to cut, but there is some. And it's straggly on the edges.
• 54:09
  Testecleese: Anyway, back on topic.
• 54:13
  Testecleese: It is now illegal.
• 54:16
  Testecleese: to fish in any California-controlled waterways.
• 54:21
  Brian McFadden: That was the most insane article you've shared in a long time.
• 54:24
  Testecleese: I know!
• 54:26
  Testecleese: This passed…
• 54:29
  Testecleese: And all I could think was, now all these fast food workers who just lost their jobs to robots can't even go fishing to get their dinner.
• 54:39
  El Guapo: Let's be real, how many…
• 54:40
  Testecleese: Private waterways are there?
• 54:42
  El Guapo: like, in…
• 54:43
  Brian McFadden: Why?
• 54:45
  Testecleese: The Yankees say a lot.
• 54:47
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 54:48
  El Guapo: You think about, public waterways?
• 54:52
  El Guapo: Public is state-run. Yeah. It's state-run, yeah. Yeah, but private is barely… Yeah. Like…
• 55:00
  Testecleese: Typically, even if you own a property that the river runs through, you don't own the river.
• 55:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, there's take on jurisdiction.
• 55:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, I'm saying, I don't know about California, but California's a huge state, so I guarantee there's a lot of lakes, a lot of rivers.
• 55:13
  Testecleese: Hans, in particular.
• 55:15
  Brian McFadden: and ponds that people can't fish in anymore. It's insane. And what happens when the fish aren't being taken out of the water anymore.
• 55:24
  El Guapo: you just keep…
• 55:24
  Brian McFadden: Multiplying, multiplying, and multiplying.
• 55:26
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, then they'll, they'll eat all.
• 55:29
  Testecleese: They'll die. Their food supply up, and they're gonna die.
• 55:32
  El Guapo: And they're gonna rot away, and you're gonna get some weird fungus growing.
• 55:37
  El Guapo: Deep the decomposed fish.
• 55:39
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 55:41
  Testecleese: So yeah, now not only can the poor not go get fish for the cost of a fishing license.
• 55:48
  Testecleese: But you're gonna overpopulate, and they're gonna eat all the algae, which is gonna be an issue, because that's what…
• 55:56
  Testecleese: You know how ecosystems work.
• 55:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah!
• 55:59
  Testecleese: It takes a very.
• 56:00
  Brian McFadden: And that's why we've had problems with these creatures that have came over from around the world, you know, like the snake had fish, and, you know, things that has no natural predators here in the U.S, they take over.
• 56:13
  Testecleese: Australia.
• 56:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 56:15
  Testecleese: Australia brought in a snake to kill a certain rodent.
• 56:19
  Testecleese: And they went, oh crap, the snake's out of control, so they brought in a mongoose or whatever to get rid of the snake.
• 56:26
  Brian McFadden: Oh my god.
• 56:26
  Testecleese: So they, yeah, so they brought something else, and they're finally like, no more! It's like, you can't just do this, you know? Right.
• 56:37
  Testecleese: Like, for example, most states have some kind of hunting.
• 56:41
  Testecleese: And it's… Yes, it's till you can get food, right? Or, or.
• 56:47
  Brian McFadden: But it's also population control.
• 56:49
  Testecleese: Yes, it's to keep the deer population in particular under control.
• 56:52
  Brian McFadden: I think even in Michigan, we have a coyote season now, where you can…
• 56:56
  Brian McFadden: Hunt the coyotes, you know? To help…
• 56:59
  Testecleese: What do you… why would you kill… why would you want a coyote? People aren't eating that, are they?
• 57:03
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm sure they're doing it for the fur.
• 57:06
  Brian McFadden: Or just to do it for the fun of it?
• 57:08
  Testecleese: I mean, I guess, but, like, I don't have fun… Just killing an animal.
• 57:13
  Testecleese: Now, don't get me wrong, I get an adrenaline rush, but that's…
• 57:17
  Testecleese: The, life and death thing happening.
• 57:24
  Testecleese: I don't know, you know how it is, man. Like, I respect the circle of life, the cycle, the whole thing.
• 57:30
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 57:31
  Testecleese: But I'm not gonna kill an animal just because I'm allowed to.
• 57:36
  Brian McFadden: And how many times we predicted this, that, keep taxing in the state.
• 57:42
  Brian McFadden: Tax the rich, and they will flee.
• 57:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, is this Massachusetts?
• 57:48
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 57:48
  Testecleese: Okay, I was just…
• 57:49
  Brian McFadden: They put a millionaire tax in place, and now $4.2 billion of income is leaving the state.
• 57:59
  Testecleese: Well, didn't.
• 58:02
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 58:02
  Testecleese: Didn't we do a show recently where it's the most fled state in the country?
• 58:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, and then we also did the episode where Governor Hochul was
• 58:13
  Brian McFadden: pleading for people to come back to the state after, like, 3 years ago, after, like, 3 years ago, she's like.
• 58:19
  Testecleese: Let's go.
• 58:20
  Brian McFadden: If you don't want to be here, go. You know? They went.
• 58:23
  Testecleese: They're like, okay. It's like, I can literally do all this work from my computer.
• 58:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. You know, it's like, I don't need to be in New York City.
• 58:30
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 58:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, those poor schmucks who can't afford to hire a moving company out of New York City, they're fucked, and they're stuck there.
• 58:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 58:39
  Testecleese: And this is something I brought up before, like, Just think of a simple…
• 58:44
  Testecleese: way to put it is, the water system that brings water into all the people, right? Into New York City.
• 58:52
  Testecleese: I'm just gonna pull a number up my ass, let's say it was for 10 million people, right?
• 58:59
  Testecleese: But… It cost everyone… only cost everyone $1.50 a month to pay for this system to operate, right?
• 59:07
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 59:08
  Testecleese: now… Half your population leaves.
• 59:15
  Testecleese: But the grid is still big enough for all of those people.
• 59:19
  Testecleese: You still have to fund to make that system work, and you say, no, because we don't have as many people, but then the whole thing fails. It falls apart, because it's all connected.
• 59:28
  Testecleese: So now you went and, you know, doubled the price on the people that couldn't afford to leave.
• 59:34
  Testecleese: Because let's be real, the wealthy can always just go somewhere else.
• 59:38
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? And you can say they're flying tax loopholes. No, they're not loopholes, they're the fucking law.
• 59:44
  Testecleese: If you're paying too much tax, that's your fucking fault, not mine, not everyone else's, right?
• 59:51
  Testecleese: Brian?
• 59:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's correct.
• 59:53
  Testecleese: I'm… Do you file your own taxes?
• 59:56
  Brian McFadden: I do.
• 59:57
  Testecleese: You don't hire someone?
• 59:58
  Brian McFadden: Nope. I use TurboTax.
• 1:00:01
  Testecleese: Okay? It's funny, because I… I remember hand-filling out my tax forms every year.
• 1:00:10
  Testecleese: With a book in front of me.
• 1:00:14
  Testecleese: And going, oh, alright, I can do this and this, you know, flip the page, I, oh, yeah, I already have it bookmarked, what I'm gonna do.
• 1:00:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:00:24
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore.
• 1:00:24
  Testecleese: I'm sure you remember… You, you still can.
• 1:00:29
  Testecleese: You still can, but…
• 1:00:30
  Brian McFadden: I don't have that big of a bug.
• 1:00:32
  Testecleese: Daddy.
• 1:00:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, but why bother? It's so much easier digitally.
• 1:00:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:00:36
  Testecleese: I'm sure you remember doing that too, right?
• 1:00:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:00:39
  Testecleese: Like, you actually had, like, a stack of receipts?
• 1:00:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:00:42
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:00:44
  Testecleese: I can write off all of this shit.
• 1:00:47
  Testecleese: Alright, now, oh, yeah, I, I donated this much money, I got this much receipts, and then, you know.
• 1:00:53
  Testecleese: Now, check this out, my church!
• 1:00:56
  Testecleese: Gives us envelopes with… they're numbered.
• 1:00:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:00
  Testecleese: But… I've never seen this before.
• 1:01:03
  Testecleese: But the numbers are attached to a certain family.
• 1:01:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:06
  Testecleese: Not, like, the week of the year.
• 1:01:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:01:10
  Testecleese: They've… they figure it out, and…
• 1:01:12
  Testecleese: Mail something to me every year.
• 1:01:15
  Brian McFadden: They're not the only church that does that.
• 1:01:16
  Testecleese: I've just… I've never seen this before, and I was like, this is crazy.
• 1:01:22
  Testecleese: And, I mean, I get it, not everyone wants to ask their church for a receipt, you know what I mean? Yeah, I like that Luke Guapo just says, like, yeah, who's gonna ask a priest for a frickin' tax write-off, right?
• 1:01:34
  Brian McFadden: Well, the problem is, Trump's got the deduction so high now, you know, it's $10,000 per person, so…
• 1:01:41
  Brian McFadden: You know, if you're married, you're hardly ever gonna be able to itemize anymore, because even married, it's $20,000 that's coming off automatically. So, you gotta have over $20,000 in itemized deductions in order to make it worth your while.
• 1:01:55
  Brian McFadden: It's not worth the effort anymore.
• 1:01:57
  Testecleese: And, well, that's worse.
• 1:01:59
  Brian McFadden: You got kids, so…
• 1:02:01
  Testecleese: Let's criticize Trump here.
• 1:02:04
  Testecleese: let's just say I… let's just say we donate $15,000 a year.
• 1:02:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, damn.
• 1:02:09
  Testecleese: I guarantee you that's at least 10 times as much as the average person writing off $20,000, family selling, writing off $20,000 a year.
• 1:02:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:02:21
  Testecleese: Because you know they're not actually donating shit, they're allowed to write it off.
• 1:02:26
  Testecleese: And I'm not saying we're super charitable.
• 1:02:29
  Testecleese: But we help out where we can. We've got a whole bunch of, certificates.
• 1:02:33
  El Guapo: from local…
• 1:02:35
  Testecleese: Things that we gave money to.
• 1:02:38
  Testecleese: But again, that comes from the whole… a Christian background.
• 1:02:42
  Testecleese: We're doing better than most people here, so we…
• 1:02:46
  Testecleese: We give to the community instead of the people.
• 1:02:49
  Testecleese: People might smoke it or shoot it up.
• 1:02:51
  Testecleese: the community's going to put it into the school or the playground, you know what I mean?
• 1:02:58
  El Guapo: No, that… am I alone, that makes sense, too?
• 1:03:00
  El Guapo: No, it's fine, you know. Later on you can run.
• 1:03:02
  Brian McFadden: Silver is still $72 a troy ounce, nice.
• 1:03:05
  El Guapo: Oh, so I… okay, I definitely…
• 1:03:10
  Testecleese: I definitely did well. I could have made more, but I definitely did well.
• 1:03:14
  Brian McFadden: I haven't sold my… moving, I found my 2 ounces of silver, so…
• 1:03:20
  El Guapo: Hey, so… the silver came down $25 off?
• 1:03:25
  El Guapo: It was 100, though.
• 1:03:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, maybe. I'm looking at 72 right now on chat.
• 1:03:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, TV.
• 1:03:30
  Testecleese: I thought it was over 100, because when I… I sold it at 85, and it kept climbing, I was like, oh, crap.
• 1:03:35
  El Guapo: But at least, hey, it's below what I sold it at.
• 1:03:38
  Brian McFadden: Maybe they have to hold on to it.
• 1:03:40
  El Guapo: It was way more.
• 1:03:41
  Testecleese: Well, shit, what did you pay for that, dude?
• 1:03:44
  Brian McFadden: 20 bucks.
• 1:03:45
  El Guapo: Dump it now!
• 1:03:50
  El Guapo: I would.
• 1:03:51
  Testecleese: Honestly, especially because you're not looking to make an investment on silver, this was just a fun little thing because I gave you a hard time.
• 1:03:57
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:03:57
  Testecleese: Take the money and get the fuck out and say, hey, I made a crap ton of money, could've made a crap ton more, you know?
• 1:04:06
  Testecleese: No, it's about 20 bucks. You're looking at almost 4X if you sell it now.
• 1:04:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:04:11
  El Guapo: Look, it got to 116.
• 1:04:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I said, it got over 100 bucks.
• 1:04:15
  El Guapo: In January, it just came down after that.
• 1:04:18
  El Guapo: See, this is where I oughta buy the high.
• 1:04:22
  Testecleese: Never buy the high.
• 1:04:23
  Brian McFadden: Nobody should ever buy the high.
• 1:04:25
  El Guapo: But no, no, no, no, this is a mistake I see in silver commodities, like, oh, it's fucking getting higher, higher, people start buying, people start, and that's why it fluctuates up. And once it starts coming down, everybody's like, oh…
• 1:04:37
  Testecleese: Then they dump it.
• 1:04:38
  El Guapo: just dump it, and then just get done. Well, that's… that's why I…
• 1:04:42
  El Guapo: try to sell as it's still going up, and not when I thought… think it plateaus. Yeah. Because if you… once you see the plateau.
• 1:04:50
  El Guapo: the guys who do this for a living already did. You know what I mean? And then it just falls. Yeah, and it's the worst one is in the local coin shop, because…
• 1:05:00
  El Guapo: People… this… he's selling… hey, we're probably making money, then everybody started dumping it on him, like, hey, I'm gonna give you, like, $2… $1 an ounce.
• 1:05:09
  El Guapo: You know, over the escort?
• 1:05:11
  Testecleese: fucking ounce, I am gonna…
• 1:05:13
  Brian McFadden: Hold on to it.
• 1:05:15
  Testecleese: Well, no, if I can get silver for a buck an ounce, I might start selling shit to buy silver, honestly.
• 1:05:21
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, when he starts buying, he's just gonna give me that dollar over there.
• 1:05:25
  El Guapo: Right now.
• 1:05:27
  Testecleese: But yeah.
• 1:05:28
  El Guapo: So, Brian…
• 1:05:30
  Testecleese: Brian, when you did finally get announced, because I gave you such a hard time.
• 1:05:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:05:34
  Testecleese: You said you paid 20 bucks, and I had been into it for a while as it was slowly climbing.
• 1:05:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:05:40
  El Guapo: Imagine the, ROI I got on that.
• 1:05:43
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Silver. That's why I thought it was hilarious.
• 1:05:46
  Brian McFadden: That's what you paid for your toys with.
• 1:05:48
  El Guapo: Yep!
• 1:05:49
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:05:50
  Testecleese: But the best part is you sent me a message one day, it's like, do you see the price of silver? And I was like, wait a minute, what? Holy fuck!
• 1:05:56
  Brian McFadden: You're like, yeah, motherfucker, you rich.
• 1:05:58
  Testecleese: Sure!
• 1:06:01
  Brian McFadden: You had to go dig it up out of the backyard.
• 1:06:04
  Testecleese: Really did.
• 1:06:07
  El Guapo: And I was like, I was like, holy shit, and I was like…
• 1:06:09
  El Guapo: at that time, when I sold, I was like, I looked at all of it, I was like, I think there's, like, $20,000 here.
• 1:06:16
  El Guapo: I was like, how much do I want to move? You know, how much am I gonna… Don't get me wrong, I still keep a bunch.
• 1:06:22
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 1:06:23
  El Guapo: Another emergency, or…
• 1:06:26
  Testecleese: My death, my children get it, right?
• 1:06:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:06:29
  Testecleese: But I was like, this is just too good not to sell some of it.
• 1:06:34
  Brian McFadden: Yo?
• 1:06:39
  Testecleese: And there we go, that was me making a legitimate dollar, and what that… that investment took me, what, 25 years, maybe, total?
• 1:06:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, right, right? Yeah. For that kind of return.
• 1:06:50
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 1:06:52
  El Guapo: legitimate money-making, granted, I…
• 1:06:54
  Testecleese: Definitely claimed it on my taxes.
• 1:06:57
  Brian McFadden: Of course it is.
• 1:06:58
  Testecleese: And I definitely got a check, and it's all in written form and documented.
• 1:07:03
  Brian McFadden: That's right.
• 1:07:04
  El Guapo: And I definitely wouldn't.
• 1:07:05
  Testecleese: username Rusty Shackelford when I sold my silver.
• 1:07:12
  Brian McFadden: What kind of social security number did you give them?
• 1:07:16
  El Guapo: 001.
• 1:07:19
  El Guapo: Oh, they didn't.
• 1:07:21
  Testecleese: They didn't take your social security number if you're selling them silver, dude. It wasn't even a pawn shop, they just bought gold and silver. That's all they did.
• 1:07:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, and then they sit on it until it goes up, and that was actually why I got into an argument with this dude.
• 1:07:35
  Testecleese: I was like, no. I was like, this is what it's worth, this is what I'm getting. He goes, yeah, but you brought too much. I was like, what do you mean I brought too much? Do you want to buy silver or not?
• 1:07:46
  Testecleese: I was like, okay, so what, I sell you half of it today, I drive back home 2 hours, and come back out here 2 hours tomorrow and do it again? I was like, that's just a waste of your time and mine.
• 1:07:55
  El Guapo: This is not a casino. Yeah.
• 1:07:59
  El Guapo: But anyway, yeah, like I said, legitimate dollars made, 25-year investment, and…
• 1:08:06
  El Guapo: Finally decides to cash in. Meanwhile… More… Not even more.
• 1:08:12
  El Guapo: JD Vance just got the go-ahead on…
• 1:08:15
  Testecleese: fraud? Like, he's the fraud czar or something?
• 1:08:17
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:08:20
  El Guapo: brownies.
• 1:08:21
  El Guapo: Boost them up with, with the campaign, when he comes… goes for president?
• 1:08:27
  Testecleese: Well, and didn't Rubio say that he has proof that, Ilhan Omar married her brother for immigration fraud?
• 1:08:34
  El Guapo: No, that was a dance, the bancer one.
• 1:08:36
  Testecleese: That was Vance Stew.
• 1:08:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:08:38
  El Guapo: Because he's looking for fraud, so he's just a fraud, so… He's putting the… right now.
• 1:08:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, Somaliland said they take her back, so… If we just.
• 1:08:47
  Testecleese: landed in Portland.
• 1:08:49
  Testecleese: I love they call it Somaliland now, and even better, I'm waiting for someone to get offended by that. I'm like, that's actually what they call themselves!
• 1:08:56
  El Guapo: No, it's a different tribe, I think it's through, like, the tribe over there, man.
• 1:09:03
  Testecleese: Hey, there's no government.
• 1:09:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, Somaliland, Somalia, and, you know, so… That's why, the Somali didn't get elected, because he's from a different tribe than the white guy was running.
• 1:09:16
  Testecleese: Whoa, that… the white guy won in Somalia?
• 1:09:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:09:19
  Testecleese: He is real.
• 1:09:20
  El Guapo: No, no, because he supported the same, tribal's,
• 1:09:25
  El Guapo: You know how old are, so they're more of them than the other one.
• 1:09:28
  El Guapo: So yeah, we're tribal fucking boating in here in the United States now.
• 1:09:33
  Testecleese: Repeat offender has joined us.
• 1:09:36
  Brian McFadden: Yep, it's been a while.
• 1:09:38
  El Guapo: Microphone.
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: is.
• 1:09:39
  Repeat Offender: G'day, Lenzo, how are we?
• 1:09:42
  Testecleese: I'm doing alright, I wanna talk some shit.
• 1:09:45
  Repeat Offender: Let's do it.
• 1:09:46
  Brian McFadden: Good Friday!
• 1:09:48
  Testecleese: It is Good Friday, and, instead of celebrating Holy Week, the King… Tipped his hat to Ramadan.
• 1:09:58
  Testecleese: And… I've been bringing this up, and you tell me it's not gonna happen, and the more you say it's not gonna happen, the more shit happens that makes it look like it's gonna happen. And I swear, none of this was happening before we started talking about it.
• 1:10:12
  El Guapo: They're…
• 1:10:12
  Testecleese: they're possibly dissolving the House of Lords. The king, I think, might be Muslim.
• 1:10:18
  Brian McFadden: Well, he has to be, because England is a majority Muslim nation now.
• 1:10:27
  El Guapo: No, I still listen.
• 1:10:29
  Repeat Offender: No, no, not yet.
• 1:10:29
  El Guapo: It's essential.
• 1:10:31
  Brian McFadden: In that direction.
• 1:10:32
  El Guapo: Blonde is Majority by the rest of the.
• 1:10:34
  Repeat Offender: I'll drink of Faustis. I'll drink of Faustis if they dissolve the House of Lords.
• 1:10:41
  El Guapo: Nobody faucets anyway?
• 1:10:43
  Repeat Offender: There was a thought.
• 1:10:45
  Testecleese: Drink… drink Bud Light.
• 1:10:48
  Repeat Offender: Sorry.
• 1:10:50
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:10:52
  Repeat Offender: What, qualify aside?
• 1:10:54
  El Guapo: No, it's funny because I was looking at the history about King John, the one that got decapitated.
• 1:11:01
  El Guapo: And… because he was asking, Constantinople to take over the… because he went against supremacy back.
• 1:11:11
  El Guapo: So he was asking somebody, .
• 1:11:13
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:11:13
  El Guapo: So, so, const, I mean.
• 1:11:16
  Brian McFadden: They got good wine there.
• 1:11:17
  El Guapo: the… the… the Turkish… well, it wasn't before the Turks. It was Constantinople to come and take over Elinkland so he can get power back. Ottoman. The Ottoman part, thank you.
• 1:11:30
  Repeat Offender: the ott.
• 1:11:30
  El Guapo: Thank you.
• 1:11:31
  El Guapo: And that's why he got decapitated.
• 1:11:33
  El Guapo: So it's kind of funny how.
• 1:11:35
  Testecleese: Well, no, no. The reason why he became decapitated was because someone took a blade to his neck and cut his head off.
• 1:11:41
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, the reason he was… they're considered treason is because he was asking…
• 1:11:48
  El Guapo: Do somebody to come invade the country so he could go back to be a ruler.
• 1:11:53
  El Guapo: Without a constitutional monarch, you know?
• 1:11:57
  Testecleese: One more thing I want to bring up here.
• 1:12:00
  Testecleese: To our Australian before we get back on topics here.
• 1:12:04
  Testecleese: I watched a video today of an Australian guy on YouTube, haven't…
• 1:12:10
  Testecleese: Watched anything he's done in months.
• 1:12:13
  Testecleese: And before that, probably years.
• 1:12:15
  Testecleese: First guy following YouTube, bearing.
• 1:12:19
  Testecleese: He was the guy, actually, I… he didn't ask me anything, and I sent a message
• 1:12:24
  Testecleese: asking him about, like, how do you start up doing this? And he was the one who suggested I get the… a decent microphone.
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: You know, and he's like, oh, it's only 100 bucks, check this one out, and I was like, oh, cool, you know?
• 1:12:35
  Testecleese: But he just did a video about… he said, America is trolling us, the entire country is fucking with us.
• 1:12:44
  Testecleese: Well, it goes, like, cornhole champion…
• 1:12:49
  El Guapo: Quadruple Ambutee.
• 1:12:53
  Testecleese: Charged with.
• 1:12:55
  El Guapo: Motor.
• 1:12:56
  Testecleese: murder by shooting.
• 1:12:58
  El Guapo: Was he in the car, too?
• 1:13:00
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, it gets way better. For the Australian guy, I was like, what the fuck is cornhole? Like, that's your asshole, isn't it?
• 1:13:10
  Testecleese: And his girlfriend or wife, was like, oh no, it's a stupid game the Americans play. She explains it.
• 1:13:16
  El Guapo: horseshoes.
• 1:13:17
  Testecleese: AAA replaced horseshoes and lawn darts.
• 1:13:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, London Arts too, yeah.
• 1:13:22
  Testecleese: But yeah, and he's just, he's laughing his ass off, because he watched a… he played a little video of people explaining how to play, and he's like, you want to put the sack in your hand, right, right across the middle of your palm, the seam, right through the middle, and give it a good grip.
• 1:13:37
  Brian McFadden: He's like, what the.
• 1:13:38
  Testecleese: What the fuck is this?
• 1:13:41
  Testecleese: And you gotta wait for your partner to be ready before you shoot your shot. And I was like, oh my god, and he's like… and then you drop it right in the hole, and he's like, how is this any more gay?
• 1:13:51
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:13:54
  Repeat Offender: Squirrel Hole.
• 1:13:56
  Testecleese: They spent 5 minutes talking about Cornell before they even got into the conversation, the fact the guy had no arms and no legs, and he's probably gonna go to jail for shooting someone to death.
• 1:14:07
  Testecleese: Because they got into a road rage incident when this guy was driving!
• 1:14:11
  El Guapo: Oh my god, did he flip a finger? Oh, no, he couldn't, never mind.
• 1:14:16
  Testecleese: Oh, I just laughed so hard. And he's like, no, the fucking one. He's like, no way, this is real, and he brings up the cornhole video, he's like, this… this is a fucking troll, too! This is part of it, I know it!
• 1:14:28
  Repeat Offender: We call that move the squirrel hole.
• 1:14:31
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:14:32
  El Guapo: Okay, you know what? Okay, you know what? We should partner him, only he goes to Iran, and he fucking take over.
• 1:14:40
  El Guapo: That would be the only way to pardon his ass.
• 1:14:45
  El Guapo: What? The, the… to a quadruple on PTE?
• 1:14:49
  El Guapo: Let him fucking fly in, and take over here and run it.
• 1:14:53
  Testecleese: This motherfucker was driving a car around, right?
• 1:14:56
  El Guapo: Yo, like, let'.
• 1:14:56
  Testecleese: And then God…
• 1:14:57
  El Guapo: ran out.
• 1:14:58
  Testecleese: pissed off and shot someone to death? This dude, yeah, exactly. Exactly. Drop him to Iran, because he deserves a goddamn medal.
• 1:15:04
  El Guapo: This guy'.
• 1:15:04
  Testecleese: This guy's a freaking superhuman!
• 1:15:06
  El Guapo: I know, like, let him see what he can do, like, release the fucking quadruple appetite, you know? We should go with the Kraken. Release the Kraken.
• 1:15:15
  Testecleese: Get released across…
• 1:15:17
  El Guapo: What is it? He's just, like, a little parachute coming in around.
• 1:15:21
  Testecleese: Release the torso!
• 1:15:27
  Testecleese: No, no.
• 1:15:27
  El Guapo: No, what's best? What's best?
• 1:15:29
  Testecleese: is they couldn't fingerprint him, so they fucking took prints of his nubs.
• 1:15:34
  El Guapo: Oh my god.
• 1:15:35
  Testecleese: They nope-printed this guy.
• 1:15:39
  Repeat Offender: Aww.
• 1:15:40
  El Guapo: Like, that's…
• 1:15:41
  Testecleese: It's a small database, isn't it?
• 1:15:42
  El Guapo: No, like, that's one of those stories your cop, like, you'll be telling, like, you're not gonna believe this shit.
• 1:15:47
  Testecleese: That didn't really happen.
• 1:15:49
  El Guapo: No, you didn't. Like, you had to show the news, like, dude, that's AI.
• 1:15:54
  Repeat Offender: Bells an hour later.
• 1:15:59
  El Guapo: Oh, good.
• 1:15:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I guess you guys don't do cornhole down there, I guess that's still very American.
• 1:16:03
  Repeat Offender: It's America, mate, but they've got the little games out, like, drinking games, get small, it's a smaller version.
• 1:16:09
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:16:10
  Testecleese: Same idea.
• 1:16:11
  Repeat Offender: The game serves, yeah.
• 1:16:13
  El Guapo: You guys play a string on the ring?
• 1:16:18
  Testecleese: Or a boss.
• 1:16:18
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, you try and get it hooked up.
• 1:16:23
  Testecleese: I personally prefer horseshoes, but you know how difficult it is to find anywhere to buy horseshoes these days?
• 1:16:29
  Repeat Offender: We get quotes.
• 1:16:31
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:16:32
  El Guapo: Cords. Coits. What… what's coits?
• 1:16:34
  Repeat Offender: It's similar to horseshoes, beings of serpent.
• 1:16:38
  Testecleese: Oh, alright. Yeah, horseshoes is a square pit, but the size of the pit really doesn't matter. Technically, it does, because there's dimensions, but what matters… what'd it say?
• 1:16:51
  Testecleese: almost is only good in, hand grenades and horseshoes, right?
• 1:16:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:16:56
  Testecleese: Because almost getting a ringer is still a point.
• 1:16:59
  El Guapo: and horseshoes.
• 1:17:00
  Testecleese: You don't have to get the horseshoe around the peg.
• 1:17:02
  El Guapo: But as long as it's a horseshoe length, it's still kind of point.
• 1:17:07
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:17:09
  Testecleese: I'm actually seriously considering putting it in a horseshoe pit here. The issue is, can I find enough people to play with to…
• 1:17:15
  El Guapo: Make it worth… Zip…
• 1:17:16
  Testecleese: to make it worth upkeeping it, you know what I mean? No.
• 1:17:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
• 1:17:21
  Testecleese: It's like, I could play one-on-one with a wife, but that's… let's be real, you play the same game against the same person enough times, it's boring no matter what.
• 1:17:29
  El Guapo: You know what I mean?
• 1:17:31
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:34
  Brian McFadden: And did you see.
• 1:17:35
  Testecleese: Well, then you bring some frickin', like, 27-year-old, you have a party, and some 27-year-old's like, what are you guys… what is this? Right. And you're like, oh, it's horseshoes, and they have no idea how to throw a horseshoe, how heavy it is, how hard you have to throw it to get it to land in the other pit.
• 1:17:53
  Testecleese: Sorry. Sorry, go ahead. Just saying that.
• 1:17:55
  Brian McFadden: Minnesota SNAP recipients.
• 1:17:57
  Brian McFadden: are not available. Receipts from Minnesota SNAP is not available.
• 1:18:03
  Brian McFadden: So that just, says fraud, fraud, fraud to me.
• 1:18:09
  Testecleese: Well…
• 1:18:10
  Brian McFadden: They can't track how much money was spent on SNAP in Minnesota.
• 1:18:14
  Testecleese: And isn't this one of the things that… Walls… basically agreed to.
• 1:18:21
  Testecleese: to… Get the federal government out.
• 1:18:23
  Testecleese: Like, we'll do it ourselves.
• 1:18:26
  El Guapo: Just get out now.
• 1:18:28
  Testecleese: And then they didn't do it.
• 1:18:29
  Brian McFadden: Oh, they're never gonna do it.
• 1:18:31
  Testecleese: Well, that's why the National Guard left, isn't it?
• 1:18:36
  Testecleese: I mean, you could say the courts, but the courts kept getting overturned left and right.
• 1:18:43
  Testecleese: It wasn't even the National Guard, was it? It was the ICE.
• 1:18:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they wanted to eat that.
• 1:18:48
  Repeat Offender: Listen, home until God.
• 1:18:52
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:18:54
  Repeat Offender: That's when Holman took over, Tom Holman.
• 1:18:56
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:18:58
  Testecleese: I thought Walls is the one who made the agreement to.
• 1:19:01
  Repeat Offender: And, Tom Holland made him come in and see… What's.
• 1:19:03
  Testecleese: ourselves.
• 1:19:05
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, no, Tom Holland come in, he reduced the numbers there.
• 1:19:08
  El Guapo: But he's kept.
• 1:19:08
  Repeat Offender: A couple of thousand ice.
• 1:19:10
  Testecleese: Agency? Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but Tim Walls is the one who made the agreement to get
• 1:19:15
  Testecleese: Homan to pull it back. Walls is the governor of.
• 1:19:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, the minister.
• 1:19:19
  Repeat Offender: Wolves made the agreement not to run again.
• 1:19:21
  Repeat Offender: That's the… that's the agreement.
• 1:19:23
  Testecleese: Wow. Yeah, but you know what? That wasn't to the federal government, that was to his own party.
• 1:19:29
  Testecleese: He's gonna fall on his sword.
• 1:19:32
  Repeat Offender: Big, tall.
• 1:19:32
  Testecleese: And… and just collect his retirement paycheck, which is plenty of money.
• 1:19:37
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:19:39
  El Guapo: But, I'm sorry.
• 1:19:42
  Brian McFadden: And then we got, we talked about it briefly earlier in the show, where…
• 1:19:47
  Brian McFadden: Ilhan Omar is facing calls for extradition.
• 1:19:52
  Brian McFadden: After Vance came out and said she was fraudulently married.
• 1:19:56
  Testecleese: That was actually the last talk that we talked about, was the, the fraud.
• 1:19:59
  El Guapo: Okay. Bizarre. This is the thing she is not married to become a citizen.
• 1:20:05
  El Guapo: She was already a citizen, but she helped her brother…
• 1:20:09
  Testecleese: Become a citizen.
• 1:20:10
  Brian McFadden: Fraud! It's still fraud.
• 1:20:11
  Testecleese: Friday.
• 1:20:12
  El Guapo: Bill?
• 1:20:13
  Brian McFadden: Fraud.
• 1:20:13
  Testecleese: He legally married her brother to gain him citizenship through unlawful means.
• 1:20:20
  Repeat Offender: Well, she's living the father of the.
• 1:20:22
  Testecleese: That's fraud.
• 1:20:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:20:24
  Repeat Offender: And she was living the father of the kids.
• 1:20:28
  Repeat Offender: At the same time.
• 1:20:30
  Testecleese: It… I don't want to believe it's real… I don't want to believe she actually did this.
• 1:20:36
  El Guapo: Mmm, should do it.
• 1:20:37
  Testecleese: I don't want to believe it. And not because I don't think it happens.
• 1:20:42
  Testecleese: But because there's no way that they became a fucking congressional representative in this country.
• 1:20:48
  Brian McFadden: You're committing fraud?
• 1:20:51
  El Guapo: Dude, we have so many fucking…
• 1:20:53
  El Guapo: So many flawed people became part of the government, it's bound to happen.
• 1:21:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, but to the point where…
• 1:21:03
  Testecleese: She married her brother to gain him illegal citizenship.
• 1:21:07
  El Guapo: No, it wasn't talked to until she started opening up. I bet that she was quiet in the corner, just doing her own little thing. Nobody would bat her eye, dude.
• 1:21:17
  Testecleese: No one would even have noticed, because they wouldn't have bothered looking into it.
• 1:21:19
  El Guapo: No, but now, then, when you start fucking squeaky, squeaky, squeaking, you're gonna get a fucking… I mean… No.
• 1:21:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, you might.
• 1:21:27
  Repeat Offender: Yes, do you mind?
• 1:21:27
  Testecleese: You might get the grease, you might get the hammer, too.
• 1:21:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, you get hammered, too.
• 1:21:32
  Repeat Offender: But that's the only way you're going to defeat America, is using their own rules against yourselves, guys. And that's what she did.
• 1:21:42
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:21:45
  Testecleese: Damn.
• 1:21:48
  Testecleese: I just, I don't know, it just… it baffles me, like…
• 1:21:54
  Testecleese: I don't even know what to say.
• 1:21:57
  Testecleese: If she's…
• 1:21:59
  Testecleese: If she genuinely did this and got away with it to this point, and we know it's a fact.
• 1:22:04
  El Guapo: That this all happened.
• 1:22:05
  Testecleese: She should lose her status here legally, too.
• 1:22:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:22:09
  Testecleese: And I understand that's what people are talking about.
• 1:22:11
  El Guapo: But, like…
• 1:22:14
  Testecleese: Getting a permanent.
• 1:22:16
  El Guapo: Green card, even citizenship.
• 1:22:19
  Testecleese: doesn't mean you can't have it taken away. There is a way to do that.
• 1:22:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, she's got a citizenship now, so wouldn't that be…
• 1:22:26
  Testecleese: Even… no, it's saying, even with citizenship, you can take it away if it was…
• 1:22:30
  El Guapo: I'll give it.
• 1:22:31
  Testecleese: there has been something clearly wrong.
• 1:22:34
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't she have kids born in the United States? So, there'll be birthright babies now?
• 1:22:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, that…
• 1:22:41
  Testecleese: I'm still not sure what I think of that, and actually, was it.
• 1:22:44
  El Guapo: Well, the way they are arguing about this right now, there is.
• 1:22:49
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure they already decided, or are about.
• 1:22:51
  El Guapo: No, they're about to, but they're disgusted. But the way the Trump administration went about it, about domicile.
• 1:22:58
  El Guapo: If you're having a kid, and you go take the kid back to your country.
• 1:23:02
  Testecleese: They were basically saying, not just that, but what counts as a domicile. Yeah.
• 1:23:08
  El Guapo: You have to have residents in here, you have to have… let the kid live in here.
• 1:23:12
  Brian McFadden: Meanwhile, the Chinese are flying plane loads of pregnant women over.
• 1:23:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, so they can…
• 1:23:17
  Brian McFadden: Stay here long enough to have the baby, and now they're citizens.
• 1:23:22
  El Guapo: He says, by the flying back, especially people with money, means…
• 1:23:25
  Testecleese: Not even that. A part of the argument they were bringing up was even people that live here and have a home.
• 1:23:31
  Testecleese: If they're not, Yeah, yeah. Here, legally, with proper paperwork.
• 1:23:37
  El Guapo: Yay!
• 1:23:38
  Testecleese: They're… they're not properly domiciled.
• 1:23:40
  El Guapo: I understand.
• 1:23:40
  Testecleese: Because they, no, domicile implies this is where you live.
• 1:23:44
  El Guapo: But…
• 1:23:44
  Testecleese: You're sitting… you're…
• 1:23:46
  El Guapo: Paperwork, doesn't it.
• 1:23:47
  Testecleese: not say that.
• 1:23:48
  El Guapo: I know, but I think that the way Trump went about, just to get a little bit…
• 1:23:52
  Testecleese: Permanent green cards.
• 1:23:53
  El Guapo: Yeah. But the way… the way Trump, his team, I think, went about is about the domicile, especially the Chinese. They're like, hey…
• 1:24:02
  Testecleese: I know, that's exactly what I was saying, it's domicile extends further than you realize.
• 1:24:05
  El Guapo: This could mean anyone who did not come… anyone who's here past their paperwork is not legally domiciled in this country.
• 1:24:13
  Testecleese: Domicile implies this is where you're gonna be forever.
• 1:24:17
  El Guapo: and…
• 1:24:18
  Testecleese: Okay, we'll say maybe you came here, you have a permanent visa.
• 1:24:23
  El Guapo: We can't just say that… You have foreign…
• 1:24:27
  Testecleese: citizenship is a reason why you're not, quote, domiciled, but a permanent visa would imply that you intend to stay here, versus I overstayed my tourist visa, or I just walked across the border.
• 1:24:42
  Repeat Offender: Alright.
• 1:24:42
  Testecleese: This… they're saying even… even… someone who's been here for 20 years… Right. …with… that runs a business.
• 1:24:51
  Testecleese: They're not domiciles.
• 1:24:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, and I think they applied this law because they were expecting fucking air travel to be this…
• 1:25:00
  El Guapo: Convenient, you know?
• 1:25:01
  El Guapo: This is for air travel.
• 1:25:03
  Repeat Offender: I did see that Dana Lausch, do an investigation on this. There's a guy coming out on a HB1,
• 1:25:10
  Repeat Offender: These walls are HP4 dependent.
• 1:25:13
  Repeat Offender: He was supposed to start up a food business under her name, but it's under his name now. So because of that, he can be deported, because he's not supposed to be working like that.
• 1:25:23
  Repeat Offender: There's a takeaway business.
• 1:25:25
  Testecleese: If you can't understand the paperwork that you filled out and signed, maybe we don't want you here too. And H-1B, everyone talks about H-1B, like it's some fucking…
• 1:25:34
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, great.
• 1:25:35
  Testecleese: bang.
• 1:25:35
  Testecleese: No, but H1B doesn't mean that you're the best and brightest. That just means you're gonna come here and have a job. You're allowed to have a job.
• 1:25:43
  Testecleese: Or what is it, is it H13 or something? .
• 1:25:49
  Repeat Offender: H14 is independent.
• 1:25:51
  Testecleese: Maybe, maybe, well, there's one of them, when we say, hey, you in India, you're a fucking genius.
• 1:25:59
  Testecleese: We want you to come work at Princeton to do research for us. Right. You know?
• 1:26:05
  Testecleese: That's the brain drain that I'm willing to do. Let's take the best and their brightest.
• 1:26:12
  Repeat Offender: Okay.
• 1:26:13
  Testecleese: It's the opposite of what Islam is doing. I would rather take the best out of the rest of the world and bring it here, versus sending our worst there to cause chaos.
• 1:26:22
  El Guapo: Well, the only downside about a fucking H-1B visa is you have to stay in the same job, no matter what, so they.
• 1:26:30
  Testecleese: No, the downside of an H-1B visa is you literally work at fucking Burger King, and you're just taking a job from… Yes, H-1B just means you can have a job, it's not the best and brightest.
• 1:26:40
  El Guapo: Okay, listen, like, when you bring in poor fucking smart kids to do this specific job.
• 1:26:47
  El Guapo: Because if they quit the job, they have to be sent back.
• 1:26:51
  El Guapo: So, if they get abused by the fucking… whoever brings it in, you know, like, I know you're not gonna fuckin' chick quit on me.
• 1:26:59
  El Guapo: So I'm gonna keep you here, and then just say, let me reoccur job.
• 1:27:04
  Testecleese: I think this is far less than you think, Guapo, because these people getting the top of the line, I'm the smartest on the planet, and I'm here to figure out the physics of a black hole, is not being treated like a slave in the.
• 1:27:16
  El Guapo: Oh, yes, there could be.
• 1:27:17
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:27:18
  El Guapo: Absolutely, yeah.
• 1:27:18
  Testecleese: No, no, because they're smart enough to realize there's ways to deal with this through the federal government.
• 1:27:24
  Testecleese: Contact the people that control your visa and say, hey, they've put me into slave labor. Versus the poor schmuck who walked across the border, who's a fucking chili pepper farmer.
• 1:27:36
  El Guapo: I talk about the Smarters, sometimes.
• 1:27:40
  Testecleese: I know!
• 1:27:41
  El Guapo: People that… dude, sometimes these kids can be book smart, but they're not common sense smart. You know that.
• 1:27:47
  Testecleese: Well, I'm saying it took enough digging and figuring out to find out how to get into this country on that visa.
• 1:27:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, and they're gonna stay…
• 1:27:55
  Testecleese: And if they could figure that out, if they could figure that out, they could figure out what their options are.
• 1:28:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, sometime.
• 1:28:02
  Testecleese: Versus the Chili Pepper Farmer.
• 1:28:04
  Testecleese: Who's optional.
• 1:28:06
  El Guapo: Throw chili peppers.
• 1:28:07
  Testecleese: Or starved to death.
• 1:28:08
  El Guapo: But it doesn't work that way sometimes.
• 1:28:13
  Testecleese: So if you're too dumb to figure out how to protect yourself, then we don't want you either.
• 1:28:17
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:28:17
  Testecleese: How's that?
• 1:28:19
  Testecleese: If you are smart enough to figure out the physics of the.
• 1:28:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, but those kids sometimes are the dumb as a rock, too, because.
• 1:28:26
  Testecleese: I'm talking about, like, 35-year-olds, 40-year-olds.
• 1:28:29
  El Guapo: No, sometimes they're, like, they're.
• 1:28:32
  Testecleese: No, I'm saying, like… .
• 1:28:35
  El Guapo: Well, look…
• 1:28:36
  Testecleese: I can't think of a better name. Neil deGrasse Tyson.
• 1:28:38
  El Guapo: What'd you say?
• 1:28:39
  Testecleese: Let's just say Neil deGrasse Tyson was German.
• 1:28:43
  Testecleese: I would be willing to give him…
• 1:28:45
  Testecleese: Citizenship. To come here and do the work he does, With our scientists instead.
• 1:28:51
  El Guapo: So, you talk about… you think about the German of the 1920. Right now, the fucking German of 2026, they're fucking domiciled. They don't fucking… they barely can protect itself from now, with everything going on in Germany.
• 1:29:05
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:29:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, so they're gonna be… come over here, be all fucking nasty.
• 1:29:09
  Testecleese: Germany had nothing to do with it, I picked a random country, okay.
• 1:29:12
  El Guapo: Let's age with Wayne.
• 1:29:13
  Testecleese: Brian.
• 1:29:13
  El Guapo: You think everybody's gonna be able to just defend itself like that?
• 1:29:18
  Testecleese: I didn't say that! I said, that's… no, I don't know where the fuck you went. I said, I want the smartest and the best people on the planet.
• 1:29:24
  El Guapo: by the sun.
• 1:29:25
  Testecleese: And 8.
• 1:29:25
  El Guapo: Take advantage of it.
• 1:29:27
  El Guapo: Sometimes they get.
• 1:29:28
  Testecleese: Yes, but typically speaking, you're sending them to, like, universities to study.
• 1:29:33
  El Guapo: No, the H-1B visa? No, they got…
• 1:29:35
  Brian McFadden: H1B is… This is a fucking…
• 1:29:38
  Testecleese: Farmer!
• 1:29:39
  Brian McFadden: Alright, we're moving on to, Judicial Watch.
• 1:29:43
  Brian McFadden: Is allowed… the judge is allowing a just a lawsuit on reparations.
• 1:29:49
  Brian McFadden: To proceed, because there's a city that said they were gonna pay everybody
• 1:29:54
  Brian McFadden: That was African American, $25,000, and…
• 1:30:00
  Brian McFadden: Judy also suing, saying that ain't fair to the rest of the population.
• 1:30:05
  El Guapo: You know what? No, fucked up. Give it fucking $50,000… $100,000 each. Fuck it. Let them… give it what they want. Fuck it. Let them learn.
• 1:30:13
  Testecleese: No, no.
• 1:30:14
  Brian McFadden: Where's the money's coming from.
• 1:30:16
  El Guapo: I don't care, because they'll let this shit to fucking fly, let the fuck…
• 1:30:19
  Testecleese: Guapo, they'll do it again.
• 1:30:22
  El Guapo: I know!
• 1:30:23
  Testecleese: Do it again. No, no, Reagan…
• 1:30:25
  El Guapo: Breaking it away.
• 1:30:27
  Testecleese: One-time amnesty for all illegal aliens.
• 1:30:30
  Brian McFadden: I know that's all everybody knows.
• 1:30:31
  Testecleese: citizens.
• 1:30:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:30:32
  Testecleese: And now we closed the fucking border, and we're fixing it. And then we let them back the fuckin', and they want to do another…
• 1:30:38
  El Guapo: No, we're talking about reparation right now.
• 1:30:40
  Testecleese: Yes! And they're gonna want reparations again, and fuck my…
• 1:30:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:30:43
  El Guapo: But I didn't fucking get sick of it. The only way they're gonna…
• 1:30:46
  Testecleese: I'm sick of getting free money!
• 1:30:48
  El Guapo: Yeah!
• 1:30:48
  Testecleese: Hold on, let me give you $25,000. In 5 years, you're gonna say, no, I don't want it? You're so sick of winning, you're not gonna take an extra 25 grand?
• 1:30:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, let the fuck, you know.
• 1:30:58
  Testecleese: Yes!
• 1:30:58
  El Guapo: You did it?
• 1:30:59
  Testecleese: You're already a goddamn eye!
• 1:31:00
  El Guapo: Listen, you remember, you remember those guys that fucked.
• 1:31:03
  Brian McFadden: We went during COVID, when everybody got tons and tons of money handed out to them in COVID.
• 1:31:09
  Testecleese: Everyone else!
• 1:31:09
  El Guapo: They asked for fucking minimum wage to go higher, and they got it, and guess what happened? They fucking lost their job.
• 1:31:16
  Testecleese: No, you know what? No. No, if you want to do the reparations thing, I'll tell you how we do it.
• 1:31:20
  El Guapo: No, you know what, I don't want to give it to them. I honestly don't want to give it to them, but you know what? The oldest motherfucker around there, they're not gonna learn till they fucking sell, you know what? This is a bad idea. Let's stop this shit, you know?
• 1:31:32
  Testecleese: I say, let's actually give them 40 acres and a mule. Anyone who can prove slave heritage, we have enough national forest to literally give them all 40 acres and a mule.
• 1:31:44
  Testecleese: And you know what? Put them on a fucking mountaintop in Appalachia, or in the Rocky Mountains, and no, not because I'm an asshole, but that's because we have land that we can still pay this debt that we're… we…
• 1:31:58
  Testecleese: Apparently still owe, and I understand this, I get the argument.
• 1:32:01
  El Guapo: But…
• 1:32:02
  Testecleese: Let's not do this cash bullshit, let's literally give them 40 acres and a mule.
• 1:32:07
  El Guapo: Yo.
• 1:32:08
  El Guapo: Boy, what's he?
• 1:32:10
  Testecleese: There's a million acres!
• 1:32:13
  Testecleese: of, Mongahlia National Forest, just in West Virginia!
• 1:32:19
  Testecleese: A million acres!
• 1:32:24
  Testecleese: Go ahead, here's your 40 acres, put up a cabin.
• 1:32:27
  El Guapo: Right?
• 1:32:28
  Repeat Offender: pretty sure the city of San Francisco, and I can see Guapo's point.
• 1:32:32
  Repeat Offender: Let them prove them wrong, and they'll send themselves bust.
• 1:32:35
  Testecleese: No, but they don't! We keep saying that about New York, and then they fucking voted in a communist, and it's getting worse, and they're gonna vote.
• 1:32:42
  Brian McFadden: Now they voted in a Muslim!
• 1:32:45
  Testecleese: There you go!
• 1:32:48
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, well, he's a socialist.
• 1:32:49
  El Guapo: It's funny.
• 1:32:50
  Repeat Offender: But the thing…
• 1:32:51
  Testecleese: He's not a socialist, and you know what?
• 1:32:54
  Testecleese: Socialism is communism. Have you read.
• 1:32:58
  Repeat Offender: The socialist manifest.
• 1:32:59
  Testecleese: Festo?
• 1:33:00
  Repeat Offender: start of communism.
• 1:33:01
  Repeat Offender: That's positive.
• 1:33:02
  Testecleese: The end goal of socialism is communism. It's in the Socialist Manifesto, written by, Lenin.
• 1:33:08
  Repeat Offender: But socialism is a step to it.
• 1:33:11
  Testecleese: Yes! So what do you think? Oh, so let's vote on the socialists and hope we don't take that next step to communism?
• 1:33:18
  Testecleese: Communism is actually the only thing in this country I'm allowed to discriminate against legally.
• 1:33:24
  Repeat Offender: This is…
• 1:33:24
  Brian McFadden: Right, that specifically?
• 1:33:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, the Civil Rights Act specifically said.
• 1:33:30
  Testecleese: Everything, basically, except communism. You can tell them to fuck themselves anytime you want.
• 1:33:37
  Repeat Offender: Thank you, World War II.
• 1:33:39
  Testecleese: Yes! And you know what's crazy is the commies were on our side.
• 1:33:45
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 1:33:46
  Repeat Offender: Yep. You build a wall and see what happens.
• 1:33:49
  El Guapo: Alright, anyways, and the bad news…
• 1:33:52
  El Guapo: Virginia Zoo, only cheetah has died.
• 1:33:55
  Brian McFadden: Oh, there's our Virginia news that we've been waiting for. Because nobody shared any Virginia news.
• 1:34:00
  El Guapo: Oh, well, I just, I just saw this restaurant right now, like, a pop-up on my thing.
• 1:34:05
  El Guapo: Yeah. I saw it the other day with my kids, like, oh, there's a cheetah, and now I was like, damn, it's not gonna be there now.
• 1:34:12
  El Guapo: Nope, it's dead.
• 1:34:14
  Testecleese: Well, I would hope not, I mean, unless maybe they stuff it?
• 1:34:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that'd be cool.
• 1:34:20
  Repeat Offender: And he said.
• 1:34:21
  Brian McFadden: That's the way they get their money's worth out of it for the future.
• 1:34:24
  El Guapo: We got, like, a little arm on it, wow.
• 1:34:26
  Brian McFadden: Wow. You can use it for photo ops now.
• 1:34:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's par on your shoulder.
• 1:34:32
  El Guapo: Only, only you fucking asshole is gonna come out with some shit like that.
• 1:34:37
  El Guapo: Cool, cool.
• 1:34:38
  Brian McFadden: A little rest.
• 1:34:40
  Testecleese: I was thinking, sell the pelt. You know, someone's gonna want that cheetah pelt, but I was like, you are gonna make way more money with tourists taking pictures with a cheetah, with one paw around their belly and one over the shoulder, ripping them apart.
• 1:34:53
  El Guapo: Everyone's…
• 1:34:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, so you can put it…
• 1:34:55
  El Guapo: Top of you, let you know.
• 1:34:59
  Repeat Offender: Put it on some local sushi, try and let it just try.
• 1:35:01
  El Guapo: That would fall.
• 1:35:03
  Brian McFadden: And then, here we go with the federal courts again, where we got this judge that's ordering Trump to restore the legal status of migrants.
• 1:35:10
  Brian McFadden: who used, the Biden-era app. That app was like, do this on the app and you're in, you know, type deal.
• 1:35:19
  Testecleese: It didn't… but it did not give them citizenship, and it didn't actually give them a visa. So how are they here legally?
• 1:35:28
  Testecleese: This is what bothers me. Basically, the app said, we just won't come and arrest you.
• 1:35:34
  Repeat Offender: This is quite… this is one thing… sorry, mate. This is one thing that gets up my nose about what Biden did. Now, if you're a refugee, you're looking for, like, safe… somewhere safe to go to. It's your first point of call, isn't it? It's your first.
• 1:35:47
  Brian McFadden: It's supposed to be, yeah, it's supposed to be.
• 1:35:49
  Repeat Offender: That's it in the law.
• 1:35:51
  Testecleese: I get it, that's the law, but I understand why people are trying to get here.
• 1:35:55
  Testecleese: I, I know, I totally get it. We're getting…
• 1:35:58
  Repeat Offender: Wonderful. Russians.
• 1:35:59
  Testecleese: speaking people.
• 1:36:00
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, you've got how many Chinese come through Biden's border?
• 1:36:04
  Repeat Offender: You can always have tens of thousands of Chinese people.
• 1:36:08
  Testecleese: Oh, North… North Koreans.
• 1:36:11
  Testecleese: Typically speaking, if you can get out of North Korea, they can usually afford to get the rest of the way here.
• 1:36:16
  Repeat Offender: Why aren't you guys use?
• 1:36:17
  Testecleese: But I am cool, I'm cool letting North Korean…
• 1:36:20
  Testecleese: defectors get out. I really am, you know what I mean?
• 1:36:25
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, but what I'm saying is, why don't you just use that against them? Because…
• 1:36:29
  Repeat Offender: How many point of calls did they stop before they got to America, before they got your southern border?
• 1:36:35
  Testecleese: Well, that's the issue, that's what Trump brought up.
• 1:36:37
  Testecleese: both… runs for office was, you're supposed to stop at the first safe Nation.
• 1:36:44
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 1:36:45
  Testecleese: But… and I understand why people are trying to get here. I do.
• 1:36:49
  Testecleese: But this is not how we do refugee status.
• 1:36:54
  Testecleese: And that does matter, because if we're gonna just open the doors for any refugee from anywhere on the planet.
• 1:37:02
  Testecleese: then you're gonna get people coming here. It's almost like it's fucking…
• 1:37:07
  El Guapo: It's…
• 1:37:08
  Testecleese: I swear to God, what's happening with the immigrants is what… the boomers…
• 1:37:13
  Testecleese: Fucking kept trying to help that Nigerian prince.
• 1:37:17
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:37:18
  Repeat Offender: Hmm.
• 1:37:21
  Testecleese: Oh, we lost your PIN. Click here, then enter your, your bank PIN.
• 1:37:26
  El Guapo: Information, yeah.
• 1:37:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's like… why would you click that? He's like, because it said it would fix it!
• 1:37:32
  Brian McFadden: behind.
• 1:37:33
  Testecleese: God!
• 1:37:33
  El Guapo: Oh, who…
• 1:37:34
  Brian McFadden: Here it is!
• 1:37:35
  El Guapo: that need money and stuff, I'm like, oh, I need money, this and that.
• 1:37:39
  El Guapo: You know, this fuckin' send money to him, like, wow.
• 1:37:41
  Testecleese: Brian got to laugh, because he's not quite a boomer.
• 1:37:46
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:37:48
  Testecleese: not quite, we are, 15… 20 years from a boomer?
• 1:37:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm old.
• 1:37:55
  Repeat Offender: mix.
• 1:37:55
  Repeat Offender: Oh, no, 15…
• 1:37:56
  Testecleese: 20 to 20 is from a boomer.
• 1:37:59
  Testecleese: Boomers, or what, 70 now? 70 to, like, 85 or something like that?
• 1:38:05
  Testecleese: Alright, no.
• 1:38:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, they're approaching… They're approaching 75.
• 1:38:11
  Testecleese: The, the mortality shelf.
• 1:38:14
  Testecleese: The boomers will start dying soon.
• 1:38:19
  Testecleese: Just thought.
• 1:38:21
  Repeat Offender: Natural fact of life, mate, isn't?
• 1:38:23
  Testecleese: It is, yeah, but they did, Korean and Vietnam wars.
• 1:38:28
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:38:31
  Testecleese: So, hey, heads up to anyone.
• 1:38:34
  Testecleese: You got a boomer who served through this shit?
• 1:38:37
  Testecleese: Go get their story, and you know what? Audio record it.
• 1:38:41
  Testecleese: Keep it.
• 1:38:42
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:38:44
  Testecleese: This is… this will matter for history.
• 1:38:48
  Testecleese: Because… don't we all wish we got more video and audio of these guys in World War II and World War I?
• 1:38:56
  Testecleese: There's no video in World War I for the most part, right? That was super expensive.
• 1:39:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:39:02
  Repeat Offender: Hmm…
• 1:39:04
  Testecleese: Guapo, you're muted.
• 1:39:07
  Testecleese: But yeah, get their stories.
• 1:39:09
  El Guapo: They…
• 1:39:12
  Testecleese: These guys were sent into fucking jungle climates.
• 1:39:15
  Brian McFadden: And then another federal judge is trying to block,
• 1:39:18
  Brian McFadden: Trump's executive order to defund, NPR and PBS.
• 1:39:27
  Brian McFadden: Once again…
• 1:39:28
  Testecleese: Someone else.
• 1:39:28
  Brian McFadden: Sports are ruling the executive branch, so…
• 1:39:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, and someone else commented before I do, because, I'm gonna rant and cuss.
• 1:39:38
  Repeat Offender: You're going to find out very quickly, these federal judges.
• 1:39:41
  Repeat Offender: Why don't the Supreme Court come down and just say, you guys have got no rights whatsoever to do that to an executive branch?
• 1:39:48
  Testecleese: They would have done it already if they were going to.
• 1:39:53
  Repeat Offender: Yep, but what I'm saying is, mate, you've got your separation of powers, right?
• 1:39:57
  Repeat Offender: A federal judge wasn't elected by the people to run the country from an executive order.
• 1:40:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:40:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, but… We've had issues with the judicial branch in the past, FDR.
• 1:40:17
  Testecleese: threatened to disband the Supreme Court in World.
• 1:40:21
  Brian McFadden: No, he wanted to pack it.
• 1:40:25
  Testecleese: Well, okay. He threatened to disband it, and they said, you can't. And he's like, okay, I'll just put so many people in that none of you matter.
• 1:40:35
  Testecleese: That was his response to that.
• 1:40:37
  Brian McFadden: And they tried to do that under Biden, too, but Biden said no.
• 1:40:40
  Testecleese: Well, oh, and you know what? Thank you, Joe. Thank you. Because we all know what would have happened from there, right?
• 1:40:47
  Repeat Offender: Hmm.
• 1:40:48
  Testecleese: It just… it would have been…
• 1:40:50
  Testecleese: Half this country would be Supreme Court justices within 20 years.
• 1:40:55
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 1:40:55
  Brian McFadden: I'd like that pay.
• 1:40:59
  Testecleese: You say that, but there wouldn't be any money.
• 1:41:04
  El Guapo: Dustin Brown.
• 1:41:08
  Testecleese: I mean, we can get into money, and what money is, and what currency is, and what debt is, but that's a different conversation that you and I have had several times on this show, Brian.
• 1:41:17
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:41:23
  Testecleese: Seems, Guapo recently got into silver.
• 1:41:27
  El Guapo: Sure.
• 1:41:28
  Testecleese: Excuse me.
• 1:41:29
  El Guapo: Let's go be there.
• 1:41:31
  Testecleese: Yes, like, yesterday.
• 1:41:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:41:32
  Testecleese: He's thinking about buying his first, 5-ounce round.
• 1:41:36
  El Guapo: Mmm, I don't got $500, I only got $100.
• 1:41:41
  El Guapo: What can I get?
• 1:41:41
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, I forgot how much silver was right now.
• 1:41:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, 75.
• 1:41:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh my god. I'm sorry.
• 1:41:49
  Brian McFadden: Other exciting news, the FBI's talking about releasing the, Eric Swalwell investigation.
• 1:41:57
  Brian McFadden: And he's demanding that they don't release the files on his spy scandal.
• 1:42:03
  Testecleese: His lawyers put out a cease and desist order.
• 1:42:07
  El Guapo: Yeah. I heard, I heard Perp Bounty was, like, good.
• 1:42:11
  Testecleese: fired.
• 1:42:11
  El Guapo: him.
• 1:42:12
  El Guapo: I know, that's why she got, like, Trump is like, this is not…
• 1:42:16
  Brian McFadden: Don't we have that in here? I know I put it in here someplace.
• 1:42:18
  Testecleese: It's in this, or maybe we mentioned it already, I don't know. But yeah, Pam Boddy lost your job. I'm not surprised, honestly.
• 1:42:25
  Testecleese: Well, no, the way she handled the Epstein thing, she guaranteed stuff, like, several times, in my hand!
• 1:42:32
  Brian McFadden: And she also gave a bunch of… she gave notebooks to influencers.
• 1:42:37
  Brian McFadden: Trying to show that things were happening, too, and…
• 1:42:40
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:42:40
  Brian McFadden: We don't need our Instagram Instafluencers in the…
• 1:42:45
  Brian McFadden: Getting so-called secret documents, you know?
• 1:42:49
  Repeat Offender: Stuffed up James Comey, too.
• 1:42:52
  Testecleese: Well, it turns out there's nothing in there.
• 1:42:53
  El Guapo: Well, she dropped the balls on a lot of things, so…
• 1:42:57
  El Guapo: Well, you think she's gonna replace it?
• 1:42:59
  Testecleese: It's gonna be, it's gonna be Lee Zeldin.
• 1:43:04
  El Guapo: No, he's ill, no problem.
• 1:43:05
  El Guapo: I heard Janine Shapiro… well, Trey Goddard would be gospel with this thing.
• 1:43:12
  Testecleese: But yeah, this has… this has nothing to do with her job performance, honestly.
• 1:43:16
  Repeat Offender: Oh, wow!
• 1:43:17
  Testecleese: No, this… this is Trump trying to change the face of MAGA Right before the elections to…
• 1:43:27
  Testecleese: We bring in more…
• 1:43:28
  Brian McFadden: older and more…
• 1:43:28
  Testecleese: kind of a moderate…
• 1:43:29
  Brian McFadden: bowls.
• 1:43:30
  Testecleese: Yes, get rid of the… the further… MAGA, right?
• 1:43:36
  Testecleese: Out, and bring in more, quote, moderate people.
• 1:43:40
  Testecleese: Heck, no.
• 1:43:41
  El Guapo: No, she wasn't fuckin.
• 1:43:42
  Testecleese: To try and sway the vote. No, I'm telling you. Cash Patel's gonna lose his job, Kristi Noem just lost her job, plus her fucking husband.
• 1:43:52
  Brian McFadden: Crossdresser.
• 1:43:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, not just crosshairs, wears, like, Triple H cup tits.
• 1:43:57
  Brian McFadden: And she didn't know.
• 1:43:58
  Testecleese: jerk off on the internet.
• 1:44:00
  Brian McFadden: He didn't know.
• 1:44:00
  El Guapo: How the fuck everybody knew about this shit? Bullshit.
• 1:44:03
  Testecleese: Oh, no, it's… oh, because the video of somebody who's video jerking off with, the dude shared it.
• 1:44:10
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 1:44:12
  Testecleese: That's why you…
• 1:44:13
  Brian McFadden: You shouldn't do that on Pornhub, you know? Don't join the jerk-off sites.
• 1:44:20
  Testecleese: Don't… do not turn the video on in the circle, Jerk.
• 1:44:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:44:26
  Testecleese: I'm gonna do a circle jerk. Don't turn video on.
• 1:44:30
  El Guapo: No on-camera circuit jerk.
• 1:44:34
  Brian McFadden: And then we got this ex-female ref for the NFL who's suing for gender discrimination.
• 1:44:41
  El Guapo: Like, what? What was gender discrimination? What was about it? Like, what?
• 1:44:46
  Testecleese: Oh, she's, she's claiming she got demoted down to, college.
• 1:44:51
  Testecleese: Because she was a woman.
• 1:44:54
  El Guapo: Oh, how about… oh my god, this is what happens when you hire a fucking woman, dude. Like, probably they're not good at it. Oh, look, you know what? Probably could do college. And now she feel some kind of way, and now she's gonna fucking sue because of discrimination? No, no, probably you perform your suck.
• 1:45:08
  El Guapo: You know?
• 1:45:10
  Testecleese: That's the problem, is when you say, okay, maybe you can do college, that means you're blowing calls in college, too. Like…
• 1:45:16
  Testecleese: You might ruin some kid's chance for a fucking, a draft pick.
• 1:45:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:45:22
  Testecleese: From a shitty call, as a shitty ref in a college game, right?
• 1:45:26
  El Guapo: So, this is why you're gonna hire fucking people just because, like, like, a female referee, like, why, you know?
• 1:45:33
  Testecleese: Well, a couple of her calls, the reason why she lost her job, the NFL actually responded, and the NFL responds to nothing, and you know that, right?
• 1:45:43
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:45:45
  Testecleese: They, they never, they'll say what they say.
• 1:45:46
  El Guapo: These two should never come to consideration… consideration, honestly. I'm like, no, sorry.
• 1:45:53
  Testecleese: Well, the problem is that NFL's been trying to be woke.
• 1:45:55
  El Guapo: And this is why you get this shit.
• 1:45:57
  Testecleese: And now they're getting sued for it, so they had to say something. And they're like, no, she lost her job with the NFL, you know. The funny thing is, the NFL…
• 1:46:07
  Testecleese: Doesn't actually have reps.
• 1:46:09
  Testecleese: They hire a different company.
• 1:46:13
  Brian McFadden: We're getting ready to change companies right now, because there's a labor dispute going on.
• 1:46:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, so that's different. So, so, they're kind of, like.
• 1:46:21
  Testecleese: No, so they hire a company, the company decides what level you ref at.
• 1:46:25
  El Guapo: Oh, so she… why is she going out soon in the NFL? She'll be able… Soon the fucking company.
• 1:46:31
  Testecleese: Well, that's one of their arguments, and another one is, they did put in a complaint.
• 1:46:37
  Testecleese: the NFL did, saying, hey, these were really shitty calls, maybe, you know…
• 1:46:41
  Testecleese: Maybe… no, they didn't even say fire her, it was more of a…
• 1:46:45
  Testecleese: have her re-look at, specific examples kind of thing, you know?
• 1:46:50
  El Guapo: So it's not, it's not that far at all, so it's, like…
• 1:46:54
  Testecleese: Correct, but let's be real, NFL rules can get really complicated.
• 1:46:59
  Testecleese: I'm sure rugby has some complicated rules, because it just looks weird watching the big things.
• 1:47:06
  El Guapo: complicated, you should listen to Cookie.
• 1:47:08
  Testecleese: What I'm just saying, like, an illegal motion on the offensive team before the ball was snapped…
• 1:47:13
  Testecleese: Like, how long do you have to be set before you can go in motion? And then, how long do you have to be set before someone else can go in motion? There's just… there's so many weird rules.
• 1:47:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:47:23
  Testecleese: Look, how many… how many feet have to touch the ground for a completed catch before you go out of bounds? And it depends if you're… are you playing college or NFL?
• 1:47:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:35
  El Guapo: Alright, so, I mean…
• 1:47:38
  Testecleese: There's a lot of rules.
• 1:47:39
  El Guapo: You know what? Why can't she just take the L and move on with her life? No, let me make a fucking scene about this shit, you know?
• 1:47:47
  Brian McFadden: Aid!
• 1:47:47
  El Guapo: This is what I'm gonna permit for other women to get hired from this. You know what? You fucking screw it up for everybody else, you know?
• 1:47:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, you might have ruined it for everyone else, exactly.
• 1:47:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:47:58
  El Guapo: Anyways, moving on.
• 1:48:00
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, is I had no problem…
• 1:48:03
  El Guapo: I didn't either, but you know what? You're gonna make a big scene out of this.
• 1:48:08
  Testecleese: No, you wanna call me a misogynistic asshole, I'm a man, yeah, yeah.
• 1:48:12
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:48:13
  Testecleese: Fine. She had nice tits in that fucking striped shirt.
• 1:48:17
  Testecleese: I would have loved to have seen her on the field more often, right? Yeah. She looked better than the cheerleaders.
• 1:48:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:48:23
  Testecleese: She sucked on the… she sucked at her job!
• 1:48:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, so, you know…
• 1:48:27
  Repeat Offender: Yep. That's the bottom line.
• 1:48:30
  Testecleese: Even if I'm just a pig, she's still not worth the job.
• 1:48:34
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:48:35
  Testecleese: Let's be real, I'm sure… I know you know American football.
• 1:48:39
  El Guapo: Right there.
• 1:48:41
  Testecleese: Well, you, obviously, you Guapo. I meant the Australian, who, when I say football, thinks soccer.
• 1:48:47
  El Guapo: No, I don't…
• 1:48:48
  Repeat Offender: It's lunch.
• 1:48:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's going right.
• 1:48:52
  Repeat Offender: Poison.
• 1:48:53
  Testecleese: It's a fun game, it's exciting, right?
• 1:48:57
  Repeat Offender: I don't mind watching the NFL. What ain't mind.
• 1:49:00
  Testecleese: You don't mind. If I…
• 1:49:01
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:49:02
  Testecleese: Cool, we're watching the game.
• 1:49:03
  Brian McFadden: NFL's coming to Australia this year.
• 1:49:06
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, down in Melbourne.
• 1:49:07
  Brian McFadden: Season.
• 1:49:08
  Repeat Offender: The rains, rains.
• 1:49:10
  Repeat Offender: Rams are coming down with,
• 1:49:13
  Repeat Offender: Who else? They're going… I think they're playing in Melbourne.
• 1:49:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's really… yeah, exactly.
• 1:49:18
  Brian McFadden: 30 in the morning, your time.
• 1:49:22
  Repeat Offender: We normally get, when they.
• 1:49:23
  Testecleese: Okay, I love it. They're doing… they're doing a live broadcast for the East Coast of the United States from Australia. I love it. What time is gonna be?
• 1:49:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, 2 o'clock in the morning.
• 1:49:35
  Testecleese: No!
• 1:49:35
  Brian McFadden: It's not gonna be like…
• 1:49:36
  Testecleese: 7.30.
• 1:49:38
  El Guapo: What do you go?
• 1:49:39
  Repeat Offender: Wing it all.
• 1:49:40
  El Guapo: Oh, my God. Wait, wait.
• 1:49:41
  Repeat Offender: get all your games on Monday mornings here.
• 1:49:44
  Repeat Offender: They go from, I think it was 7 o'clock or 8 o'clock in the morning.
• 1:49:47
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 1:49:48
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:49:48
  Repeat Offender: You get your live games here.
• 1:49:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, mine… That's at 9.
• 1:49:53
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, plus we get them on streaming services on KO and that. That's a streaming service for sports and that.
• 1:50:01
  Repeat Offender: Plus, I've got it on Disney as well.
• 1:50:03
  El Guapo: You got Disney. Yeah.
• 1:50:05
  Testecleese: I'd love to watch more sports, but it's so expensive if you don't have, like, a team in your area. And I don't even have cable.
• 1:50:14
  El Guapo: Hold on, didn't NFL went to YouTube?
• 1:50:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but that's still not cheap!
• 1:50:20
  El Guapo: That's a subscription service.
• 1:50:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. And the ones they do on YouTube… actually, they're getting better. I watched the last Super Bowl on livestream, and it glitched, but it wasn't nearly as bad as the first couple they tried, you know?
• 1:50:36
  El Guapo: Yes, Starling.
• 1:50:37
  Brian McFadden: You gotta… Peacock's where it's at, man.
• 1:50:40
  Testecleese: That's what I meant, it was on Peacock. It was pretty good, actually, yeah.
• 1:50:45
  Repeat Offender: I think a game's got in England too, isn't it? No, they take NFL.
• 1:50:48
  Brian McFadden: No, they're trying to… they're trying to do half the season overseas.
• 1:50:52
  Testecleese: half?
• 1:50:54
  El Guapo: God.
• 1:50:54
  Brian McFadden: There's, like, 5 or 6 games that are being played around the world, so…
• 1:51:00
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, oh, perfect.
• 1:51:00
  Testecleese: Okay, so not half the… not half the season, a game…
• 1:51:06
  Brian McFadden: We should… I think the ultimate goal is to, like, put a team in England full-time.
• 1:51:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, just to bring in, ring in.
• 1:51:15
  Testecleese: This is exactly what it sounds like, is they're trying to spread the sport across the planet.
• 1:51:19
  Testecleese: And… how much more money can the NFL make?
• 1:51:22
  El Guapo: Oh, the jaws.
• 1:51:23
  Testecleese: Let's be real, they've cornered the market on this sport. Vince McMahon tried to get it, and he got crushed twice, right?
• 1:51:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and there's boxes involved now with the UFO, so…
• 1:51:38
  Repeat Offender: They weren't catching.
• 1:51:38
  Brian McFadden: They're on their second season right now, it's already started, but they got rid of half the teams this year.
• 1:51:45
  Brian McFadden: Like, they had a team in Michigan that was actually, like, winning championships, and they… because it was too expensive to play in Fort Field, they canceled the team and got rid of it, so…
• 1:52:00
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, point.
• 1:52:01
  El Guapo: I picked the only one that got,
• 1:52:03
  El Guapo: More traction overseas than anybody, I think it's the NBA. Because I remember back in the 92.
• 1:52:09
  Brian McFadden: They're all about China.
• 1:52:11
  El Guapo: No, no, but I said, back in 93, when I was back in El Salvador, I used to listen to her…
• 1:52:16
  Testecleese: Oh, no.
• 1:52:18
  Testecleese: I don't know, man. Basketball is a big deal on the planet, yeah, but, like, baseball? Let's be real, baseball is played around the planet.
• 1:52:25
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 1:52:26
  Testecleese: And especially, especially in Pacific, no, especially Pacific Asia.
• 1:52:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we just had the World Baseball Classic.
• 1:52:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, you got…
• 1:52:34
  Brian McFadden: That's what I want.
• 1:52:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, Ohtani…
• 1:52:37
  Repeat Offender: Okay.
• 1:52:37
  Testecleese: Otani, it might be the GOAT of baseball, let's be real.
• 1:52:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, right now, yeah, that motherfucker's got…
• 1:52:44
  Testecleese: No, he struck everyone out and, well, I think led the, the National League in home runs.
• 1:52:51
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:52:52
  Testecleese: The American League pitches don't even bat.
• 1:52:59
  Brian McFadden: So we got, Medicare's got some new hemp rules out.
• 1:53:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, I… I'm not sure.
• 1:53:05
  El Guapo: what I think of this, cause…
• 1:53:10
  Testecleese: It's supposed to be illegal federally, but now you're telling me I can get it federally funded.
• 1:53:16
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:53:16
  Brian McFadden: Hemp.
• 1:53:17
  Brian McFadden: How are we?
• 1:53:18
  Testecleese: CBD and THC, is what it says in the article.
• 1:53:23
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:53:25
  Testecleese: Did you read the article?
• 1:53:28
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:53:29
  Testecleese: You read the headline.
• 1:53:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's… it's about…
• 1:53:33
  Testecleese: This and that, et cetera, et cetera. The same shit you can get a… basically, you can get a fucking medical part card in California for.
• 1:53:41
  El Guapo: Sweet.
• 1:53:42
  Testecleese: Where'd you get a middleman.
• 1:53:43
  Brian McFadden: pot card in California when you just go recreational.
• 1:53:47
  Testecleese: Because you get way better bud, way more potent, and you get discounted by the taxpayer.
• 1:53:54
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:53:55
  Repeat Offender: If you've got a medical card, can you get a gun licence as well?
• 1:53:59
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:54:00
  Testecleese: That's actually… no, right now, that's actually.
• 1:54:02
  El Guapo: The Supreme Court is concerned.
• 1:54:03
  Testecleese: Considering it.
• 1:54:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:54:05
  Testecleese: They're talking about having a hearing on that, saying, yes, it's illegal in the United States, but these states says it's legal, so it should be up to those states.
• 1:54:16
  Testecleese: Whether or not they take up the case will be interesting, but I have been following this.
• 1:54:21
  Repeat Offender: That's it, it's… That's a fucking…
• 1:54:25
  Repeat Offender: grey area, isn't it? It's a real big grey area. Because if you bring it for marijuana.
• 1:54:29
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's odd in the application, it's like, are you…
• 1:54:33
  Testecleese: dig…
• 1:54:33
  Brian McFadden: Did you ever do any illegal drugs?
• 1:54:36
  El Guapo: It doesn't even say, have you ever?
• 1:54:38
  Testecleese: Are you addicted to an illegal drug? And you could, in good conscience.
• 1:54:43
  El Guapo: be a… Cold.
• 1:54:45
  Testecleese: Check, no, I'm no… that's legal, though, not illegal.
• 1:54:48
  El Guapo: Well, you said weed classified, like, the chemical… the Trump declassify weed something else?
• 1:54:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, Class, Class 1 instead of a.
• 1:54:59
  Brian McFadden: I lowered it down.
• 1:55:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, you lowered down to…
• 1:55:02
  Brian McFadden: Still illegal.
• 1:55:03
  Testecleese: It's still illegal, but you're gonna get a way less… it used to be on the same schedule as crack cocaine.
• 1:55:09
  El Guapo: How's that? Okay.
• 1:55:10
  Testecleese: And Trump was like, are you fucking kidding me? He's like, I think pot's bad. But you shouldn't get the same penalty as smoking crack, you know what I mean? Right.
• 1:55:20
  El Guapo: And I was like, alright!
• 1:55:21
  Testecleese: Alright, Trump, I respect that, you know?
• 1:55:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:55:25
  Testecleese: This… That's what gets me, too, is I.
• 1:55:29
  El Guapo: I wanna criticize Trump.
• 1:55:32
  Testecleese: Prob is I'm too busy defending the matter against a bunch of bullshit people keep saying.
• 1:55:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:55:39
  Repeat Offender: Mate, that's gonna go on forever.
• 1:55:42
  Repeat Offender: As he said, you know, when he went on about bloody… what's his name who died not long ago, the other week?
• 1:55:48
  Repeat Offender: He said, imagine what they're gonna say about me when I die.
• 1:55:51
  Testecleese: Who just died?
• 1:55:53
  Repeat Offender: What's his name? .
• 1:55:59
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 1:56:00
  Brian McFadden: I forgot.
• 1:56:01
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, yeah, Muller. Muller.
• 1:56:04
  Testecleese: Oh, Mueller!
• 1:56:05
  Repeat Offender: Molo.
• 1:56:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:56:08
  Testecleese: Yay!
• 1:56:10
  Repeat Offender: And Trump said, you know, what are you gonna say about me when I die?
• 1:56:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, but, you know…
• 1:56:16
  Testecleese: What everyone says about you versus what the people who knew you say about you are different things, and you know that.
• 1:56:24
  Repeat Offender: 100%.
• 1:56:25
  El Guapo: Alright, have you seen the fucking Mueller's, history with the FBI?
• 1:56:33
  Testecleese: Oh, trust me, dude, we've been through this…
• 1:56:36
  Brian McFadden: Millions of times.
• 1:56:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, this was a whole thing, and you were here for it too, weren't you?
• 1:56:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, but fucking Mueller.
• 1:56:43
  Repeat Offender: Really fast.
• 1:56:44
  El Guapo: But he… towards the end, though, he wasn't the same man, like…
• 1:56:50
  El Guapo: He didn't know what the fuck, like, the lawyer's the one that fucking did the investigation, he wasn't aware of what was going on.
• 1:56:57
  El Guapo: Probably it was just, like, Joe Biden, like, what? What are you guys talking about?
• 1:57:01
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:57:02
  Testecleese: Well, either way, what difference does it make? The man died, it's a sad thing.
• 1:57:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, but he got a.
• 1:57:09
  Testecleese: But, but… people die. That's, that's…
• 1:57:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, they die.
• 1:57:12
  Testecleese: That's the way life works.
• 1:57:13
  El Guapo: But this guy had a history of fucking doing shitty-ass calls, like, yeah, director.
• 1:57:20
  Testecleese: Fuck.
• 1:57:23
  Testecleese: Oh, shit!
• 1:57:24
  Testecleese: Sorry, I finished… I finished my bottle.
• 1:57:27
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no.
• 1:57:28
  El Guapo: I do.
• 1:57:29
  Testecleese: I need to go get the other one.
• 1:57:31
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna do that.
• 1:57:32
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 1:57:33
  Brian McFadden: You said you weren't gonna do the…
• 1:57:34
  Testecleese: I said I wasn't gonna do it in 40 minutes. It's been more than 40 minutes.
• 1:57:40
  Brian McFadden: So, we've got a study coming out saying that heavy marijuana smoking is now linked to higher lung cancer risk.
• 1:57:48
  El Guapo: Are a marijuana smoker?
• 1:57:52
  El Guapo: You say marijuana smoker?
• 1:57:54
  Brian McFadden: Marijuana smoking, yes.
• 1:57:55
  El Guapo: Well, some fucking smoke, what do you think is gonna happen to your lungs? Nothing?
• 1:58:02
  Brian McFadden: And then we got this, dispensary that, has decided to close on 420.
• 1:58:08
  Brian McFadden: Because they said that they don't want to offer a bunch of deals, you know, they wanna…
• 1:58:14
  Brian McFadden: 420 was originally put in place as a celebration of marijuana and a reason for people to get high, not, like.
• 1:58:22
  Brian McFadden: Cut-rate deals and stuff like that, so…
• 1:58:25
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 1:58:30
  Brian McFadden: 420 is coming up soon, so…
• 1:58:34
  Repeat Offender: Sorry, ladies, I've got a head, but…
• 1:58:35
  Repeat Offender: Thanks, guys. I should be right next week, but yeah, I've just got ahead now, lads.
• 1:58:40
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 1:58:40
  Brian McFadden: Have a good one.
• 1:58:41
  El Guapo: Be safe out there, man.
• 1:58:43
  Repeat Offender: Thanks, brothers, you too.
• 1:58:44
  El Guapo: Okay, man.
• 1:58:47
  Brian McFadden: And then you saw where the, Russian oil tanker docked in the Cuban port when Trump…
• 1:58:54
  Brian McFadden: Allowed it in.
• 1:58:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is right after, what, Trump said there's so much time you can do commerce with Russia, basically, right?
• 1:59:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:59:04
  Testecleese: oil, and I'm assuming this has something to do with that, or is this some kind of relief for Cuba?
• 1:59:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it definitely is.
• 1:59:11
  Testecleese: Well, I'm saying, which one was it? Was this, we're allowing Russia to do business, so we allowed them to get into Cuba because of that, or was this…
• 1:59:20
  Testecleese: let Cuba get some relief.
• 1:59:23
  Testecleese: Because they're not the same thing, you know what I mean?
• 1:59:28
  Testecleese: Well, I think, I think it matters. Like, maybe this was because we said we're gonna let Russia sell oil for this long.
• 1:59:34
  Testecleese: To bring the price of oil down.
• 1:59:37
  Testecleese: Because I don't remember how long it was, but we talked about this last week, right?
• 1:59:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, Brian's got… Brian.
• 1:59:44
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure it's…
• 1:59:46
  El Guapo: Either…
• 1:59:47
  Testecleese: In order to line a pepper, or just hit a joint.
• 1:59:49
  Brian McFadden: No, it must be the pepper.
• 1:59:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, fucking dying here from Poland, dude, like, oh my god.
• 1:59:56
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:59:56
  Brian McFadden: There ain't no pollen in Michigan yet.
• 1:59:58
  El Guapo: Oh my god…
• 2:00:00
  Testecleese: Then, you know what, Brian? Here's the perfect time.
• 2:00:02
  Testecleese: Go find yourself some unpasteurized honey.
• 2:00:07
  Testecleese: Okay, well, not everyone knows this.
• 2:00:10
  Brian McFadden: We got some here already.
• 2:00:12
  Testecleese: Yes, yeah, and you know exactly what I'm gonna bring up then, right?
• 2:00:17
  Testecleese: The bees, once you pasteurize it, you heat it up and make it all the same?
• 2:00:23
  Testecleese: And so you kill all the natural things in honey. Yeah. But the bees go and collect a little bit of everything, and put it into one thing, and make it into this delicious honey. So you put a…
• 2:00:35
  Testecleese: You dip your spoon in honey, right?
• 2:00:40
  Testecleese: And then you put your spoon in your hot tea, and yes, I know, tea, ha ha ha, make fun of me, that's fine.
• 2:00:46
  El Guapo: Not a drink, too. What?
• 2:00:48
  Testecleese: What, yeah, I said, whatever hot drink you want, with a honey, And.
• 2:00:53
  Brian McFadden: Rocky.
• 2:00:54
  Testecleese: Oh, that actually… that will work. No, that'll work. Actually, oh my goodness, a honey sake sounds amazing, doesn't it?
• 2:01:01
  Brian McFadden: It does.
• 2:01:06
  Testecleese: But you get the, it's not killed off pollens and everything else.
• 2:01:12
  Testecleese: But it's such a small dose that your body can slowly adapt to the allergens.
• 2:01:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:01:17
  Testecleese: It's especially useful when you move into a new area.
• 2:01:21
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 2:01:21
  Testecleese: So you can slowly, absorb the pollen that's going to be coming at you all of a sudden.
• 2:01:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, I need… probably need to go find that fuck, place to sell raw honey.
• 2:01:32
  Testecleese: Well, depending on where you go, it's not that tough.
• 2:01:35
  Brian McFadden: Farmer's market.
• 2:01:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, farmer's market. Brian's in… Brian's in buttfuck, Michigan.
• 2:01:42
  El Guapo: So… CP or low P?
• 2:01:44
  Testecleese: No, he might be able to go harvest it in his backyard.
• 2:01:47
  Brian McFadden: You didn't, you didn't.
• 2:01:48
  El Guapo: Upper Peninsula or Lower Peninsula?
• 2:01:51
  Brian McFadden: Lower Peninsula.
• 2:01:52
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 2:01:54
  Testecleese: My next-door neighbor's got… A shit ton of bees. I've done bees!
• 2:02:01
  Testecleese: Tell you what, it was a lot of work.
• 2:02:06
  Testecleese: It doesn't sound like that much work at first.
• 2:02:10
  Testecleese: But you gotta really do it for, like, 5 or 6 years before you get your money back.
• 2:02:14
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:02:15
  Testecleese: On the effort you're putting in, and well, you…
• 2:02:18
  Testecleese: You're probably gonna buy a bee suit, right?
• 2:02:21
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:02:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. Okay, they're not free, but they're not expensive. But then you're also gonna buy cedar chips, and a little smoker, and the whole thing.
• 2:02:30
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:02:31
  Testecleese: And… and what, depending on how many bees you have.
• 2:02:37
  Testecleese: You get a half a pound of honey from a home use?
• 2:02:43
  Testecleese: I was just…
• 2:02:45
  Testecleese: It's not a shit ton, honey, don't get me wrong, it's more than enough honey for your entire year.
• 2:02:51
  Testecleese: But you're also taking care of, like.
• 2:02:53
  Testecleese: At that point, like, 50,000 beads.
• 2:02:59
  Brian McFadden: So, the, carrier that had the laundry room fire arrived in Croatia for repairs.
• 2:03:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they're worried, is there, like, is there serious damage? What do you consider serious damage?
• 2:03:13
  El Guapo: Like, it's the laundry room, like, couple…
• 2:03:16
  Brian McFadden: No, laundry room and birthings.
• 2:03:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:03:20
  El Guapo: Dude, my fucking building got flooded with fucking CHD. I slept in the hangar for, like, a couple weeks, dude, until they got shit.
• 2:03:28
  Testecleese: Oh, that sucks, dude.
• 2:03:29
  El Guapo: That's what it is.
• 2:03:30
  Testecleese: And I know, everyone yells at the HDs, they're like, dude, I can't.
• 2:03:34
  El Guapo: It predicts…
• 2:03:36
  Testecleese: I can't predict a backup or a clog, you know what I mean?
• 2:03:39
  El Guapo: But one burning was all the way in the forward fox, forward burning…
• 2:03:46
  Testecleese: Hope so.
• 2:03:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, by default, so always.
• 2:03:48
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, oh, I know who you are, fuck you.
• 2:03:53
  El Guapo: Anyways… So, I guess that when they're finishing an anchor or something like that, they left a bow open.
• 2:04:00
  El Guapo: So, the fucking, the toilet started getting flooded, like, for some reason.
• 2:04:07
  El Guapo: My fucking… I was the lower rack, so all my shit got destroyed, dude.
• 2:04:12
  El Guapo: So…
• 2:04:13
  Testecleese: I can bring up more than once when fuckin' air debt… would…
• 2:04:19
  El Guapo: This is before Air Dead, I was on Destinator.
• 2:04:23
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying, I remember when Air Debt would come on the ship, and I would have to go up there and pull a fucking orange out of the pipe.
• 2:04:31
  Testecleese: Do you know how hard it is to get an orange out of a pipe?
• 2:04:37
  El Guapo: No.
• 2:04:37
  Testecleese: No, no, because every time you try to grab ahold of it, it just tears apart.
• 2:04:44
  El Guapo: So…
• 2:04:44
  Testecleese: Finally, I… finally, instead of…
• 2:04:47
  Testecleese: using the, attachments that came with the tools I was issued, I literally built my own tool, because I had an auger that was supposed to grab things with, like, pigtail curls.
• 2:04:59
  Testecleese: Finally, I was like, fuck it.
• 2:05:00
  Testecleese: I designed my own thing, it was basically, like, a… Set of blades.
• 2:05:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:05:07
  Testecleese: And just, it shredded into pulp.
• 2:05:10
  Testecleese: But I was furious, and dude, I pulled out coveralls.
• 2:05:14
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 2:05:15
  Testecleese: The air debt flushed.
• 2:05:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, I wasn't…
• 2:05:18
  Testecleese: Oh, God.
• 2:05:18
  El Guapo: I wasn't air day at the time, I was in Destiny at Dick Siemens, so…
• 2:05:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I'm just saying, but it was hilarious when I pulled out the coveralls, because, like, who do you… The captain came down because it was such an issue. Like, it was spilling everywhere, like, we were in high seas on an upper deck, so it was just going down the ladder wells, you know what I mean?
• 2:05:38
  El Guapo: You know…
• 2:05:40
  Testecleese: And finally, I fixed it, and the skipper was like, what was the problem? And I pulled out the coveralls, like, well, his name is…
• 2:05:47
  El Guapo: Fucking stenciled on them.
• 2:05:50
  Testecleese: Go ask this guy, he's gonna know better than me, you know?
• 2:05:54
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 2:05:56
  Testecleese: That guy was obviously the subject of a horrible prank.
• 2:06:00
  El Guapo: But…
• 2:06:02
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:06:03
  Testecleese: 13 hours.
• 2:06:05
  Testecleese: Fucking digging through pipe, trying to find a pair of cover… a set of coveralls!
• 2:06:11
  El Guapo: Goddamn, fuckin', they're making fun of the fucking… nevermind.
• 2:06:19
  Testecleese: Anyway, anyway.
• 2:06:22
  Testecleese: We were talking about supercarriers.
• 2:06:25
  El Guapo: Yep, yep, yep, yep.
• 2:06:26
  Testecleese: Damage serious? I mean, it depends on what you consider serious. Is it battle-ready? Yes.
• 2:06:32
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 2:06:33
  Testecleese: I mean, they could hot rack like the subs do.
• 2:06:37
  Testecleese: But… why… What, they got 3 carriers? Street? 3 strike groups there now?
• 2:06:45
  Brian McFadden: We're under what it was for.
• 2:06:47
  Testecleese: Oh my fucking god, are you kidding me?
• 2:06:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh. The Ford deployed again, to the Middle East.
• 2:06:53
  Testecleese: There's always someone coming back home, then? Or…
• 2:06:56
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:06:57
  El Guapo: Oh, you…
• 2:06:58
  Testecleese: wait for one to arrive before the other one leaves, you know. You have to be relieved of watch, right?
• 2:07:04
  Brian McFadden: Hmm. Yep.
• 2:07:06
  Testecleese: So, is this a watch relief, or is this… more watch.
• 2:07:13
  Brian McFadden: Too soon to tell.
• 2:07:15
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise, the Reagan's been there for a minute, haven't they?
• 2:07:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it'll screw up everybody's rotations by doing… if there's 4 over there for very long.
• 2:07:27
  Testecleese: What do you mean by that?
• 2:07:29
  Brian McFadden: The maintenance rotations, downtime rotations, training rotations… there's a whole huge schedule set up for…
• 2:07:36
  Brian McFadden: Well… For these different carriers.
• 2:07:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, I understand, but how many carriers does the U.S. have?
• 2:07:43
  Brian McFadden: Not enough.
• 2:07:44
  Testecleese: Okay. Ju- just so you know.
• 2:07:48
  Testecleese: More than the rest of the world combined.
• 2:07:53
  Testecleese: I think it's 11?
• 2:07:57
  Testecleese: Like, you know that Carl Vinson's still in service, right?
• 2:08:01
  Brian McFadden: And they just extended the life on the Nimitz.
• 2:08:04
  Testecleese: It was coming.
• 2:08:05
  Brian McFadden: They're here for decommissioning, but they're keeping it in the fleet a little bit longer.
• 2:08:13
  Testecleese: I know I've asked you this, but you… you weren't the guy who gave me the ticket to the commissioning of, no.
• 2:08:19
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:08:20
  Testecleese: I feel terrible.
• 2:08:22
  Testecleese: Cause I have no idea how I got to see that.
• 2:08:26
  Brian McFadden: Cool, though, huh?
• 2:08:28
  Testecleese: It was, it was… Way too much talking.
• 2:08:34
  Testecleese: Like, hours and hours.
• 2:08:37
  Testecleese: But watching the actual christening of a new United States aircraft carrier was pretty fucking cool, you know? Yeah.
• 2:08:46
  Testecleese: And here's the thing is,
• 2:08:51
  Testecleese: I'll call myself millennial, but I am the eldest of the millennials.
• 2:08:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:08:57
  Testecleese: Some people call them Zennials, I've heard geriatric millennial.
• 2:09:02
  El Guapo: Dude.
• 2:09:07
  Testecleese: It's been wild watching things change through my life.
• 2:09:16
  Testecleese: I just… even the Navy, man, like, watching the wet…
• 2:09:22
  Testecleese: learning a lot of the stuff the Navy can do and does… Blew my mind.
• 2:09:29
  Testecleese: And I'm not a fool.
• 2:09:36
  Testecleese: But…
• 2:09:41
  Testecleese: Jeez, like, man.
• 2:09:43
  Testecleese: The firing mechanisms… the, the targeting systems, it's, it's insane.
• 2:09:51
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:09:53
  Testecleese: And I get why we'd do it, but can you imagine what that could do to help the people instead?
• 2:10:01
  Testecleese: Fuck, you ever get to fire the 5-inch gun?
• 2:10:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:10:05
  Brian McFadden: I took video of it.
• 2:10:08
  Testecleese: Of course you did. OH!
• 2:10:10
  Testecleese: That's what I want… oh, I- where are we?
• 2:10:12
  Testecleese: Sorry, I'm sorry, that reminded me, I wanted to talk to you about Sears School.
• 2:10:17
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:10:19
  Testecleese: Well, no, because of the fucking pilots.
• 2:10:21
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 2:10:24
  Testecleese: We're still talking about, federal judges, and… why is that under foreign war? Oh.
• 2:10:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, I put some shit in the wrong place, I'm sorry.
• 2:10:36
  Brian McFadden: Oh, good.
• 2:10:37
  Testecleese: What are we talking about?
• 2:10:39
  Testecleese: You wanna just talk about the, the 15 that we apparently lost, that I still think the United States has not acknowledged yet?
• 2:10:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we'd have acknowledged it, finally.
• 2:10:49
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:10:50
  Brian McFadden: Both, both crew members have been recovered.
• 2:10:53
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:10:54
  Testecleese: But we lost a warthog, too?
• 2:10:56
  Brian McFadden: That… that was ditched in the Persian Golf.
• 2:11:00
  Testecleese: Was it lost, or was.
• 2:11:01
  Brian McFadden: He ejected.
• 2:11:03
  El Guapo: Oh…
• 2:11:04
  Testecleese: Okay, what I saw was that it was heavily damaged, but the Warthogs are designed to take damage.
• 2:11:11
  El Guapo: Hmm…
• 2:11:12
  Testecleese: Dude, so we got everyone back.
• 2:11:14
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:11:15
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 2:11:17
  Testecleese: And thank God, but not be… not because they're Americans, but because if…
• 2:11:22
  Testecleese: If these guys captured them, they would have published video of them being executed on the street with handguns.
• 2:11:28
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, definitely.
• 2:11:29
  Testecleese: And you know that. And you know what would have happened had they friggin' handgun shot him in the side of the head.
• 2:11:38
  Testecleese: the reaction from the United States would have been… Horrific.
• 2:11:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:11:45
  Brian McFadden: the… I would expect to see ground forces on their oil refinery… oil refinery island, and we take possession of it.
• 2:11:55
  El Guapo: We don't.
• 2:11:55
  Brian McFadden: vomit the smithereens, we take it, and we start producing our own refined oil. Isn't that something.
• 2:12:01
  Testecleese: that, Trump actually got pissed off about was that Israel started bombing, like, natural gas fields, and .
• 2:12:08
  Brian McFadden: Or…
• 2:12:09
  Testecleese: He's like, what are you doing? Yeah. He's like, at least kill the bad guys and blow up their equipment. Don't… don't blow up the oil we can take, and the natural gas we.
• 2:12:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, what'd you want to ask me about Search School?
• 2:12:24
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, these pi… this… this jet that went down, it was an F-15, I guess.
• 2:12:30
  Testecleese: pilot, co-pilot, Which, I guess, isn't always.
• 2:12:34
  Brian McFadden: Pilot, pilot, and weapons officer.
• 2:12:37
  Testecleese: Okay, they're not always necessary to have two.
• 2:12:40
  Testecleese: From what I understand, I'm not sure.
• 2:12:45
  El Guapo: What?
• 2:12:49
  Testecleese: Okay, there we go. I'm hearing from my Air Force aficionado.
• 2:12:54
  Testecleese: that, there are different, like, basically, series, like, there's different Fords.
• 2:13:00
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:13:01
  Testecleese: And some are one-seater and one two-seater, depending on what they're capable of.
• 2:13:06
  El Guapo: Right.
• 2:13:08
  Testecleese: Which makes perfect sense, right?
• 2:13:09
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 2:13:13
  El Guapo: I'm out.
• 2:13:13
  Testecleese: I'm glad we got these guys back.
• 2:13:15
  Testecleese: But… Yes, and the other one.
• 2:13:20
  Testecleese: We, we, yep, we got them all back.
• 2:13:22
  Testecleese: No, I'm sorry, she's excited that we got him back, because she… well…
• 2:13:27
  Testecleese: This is what I was actually bringing up Sears School for, was…
• 2:13:30
  Testecleese: Should an aircraft go down with two, two people… Two-man crew.
• 2:13:36
  Testecleese: Are they supposed to separate or not?
• 2:13:39
  Brian McFadden: Not necessarily. I mean… I mean, depending on their parachutes, they're probably gonna separate.
• 2:13:46
  Brian McFadden: Because the parachutes are not gonna come down on the same place more than likely.
• 2:13:50
  Testecleese: Correct, but they could find each other and work together.
• 2:13:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, if they do that, I mean, that's what we did in Search School. We worked together as a team.
• 2:13:58
  Brian McFadden: To, like, evade capture.
• 2:14:01
  Testecleese: Oh, exactly, you got together so you could work together.
• 2:14:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:14:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, if you need to separate, you might. Like, both of us aren't gonna survive today.
• 2:14:12
  Testecleese: But that's a different situation.
• 2:14:15
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 2:14:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was just curious, because I heard one pilot… Oh, one crewman was saved.
• 2:14:25
  Testecleese: rescued, and the other one hadn't been yet, and I was like,
• 2:14:29
  Testecleese: Does that mean he's captured or dead?
• 2:14:34
  El Guapo: Oh, that's…
• 2:14:35
  Testecleese: That's why I asked the guy who went through senior school.
• 2:14:37
  Testecleese: You would typically prefer to have more people, because that means more, effort to get it done, right?
• 2:14:43
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:14:45
  Testecleese: But not enough to create a blip on the radar.
• 2:14:48
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 2:14:51
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:14:52
  Brian McFadden: And then another, exciting news,
• 2:14:55
  Brian McFadden: Secretary of War has lifted the ban on troops having personal firearms on base.
• 2:15:02
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 2:15:03
  Testecleese: Kinda.
• 2:15:04
  El Guapo: Kinda. We still need permission from the commanding officer of the base.
• 2:15:08
  Brian McFadden: Well, they've got to get approval, and they can only… they can't take it into buildings or anything, they basically can have it in their POVs now.
• 2:15:17
  El Guapo: Better than that, dude.
• 2:15:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, here's the problem, though, and I get why I say you can't bring your gun into the office if you're in the Air Force. I get it, you're gonna kill everyone who crunches numbers and makes the jets work…
• 2:15:29
  El Guapo: If you're gonna kill anybody, then you don't need permission, you're just gonna do it.
• 2:15:33
  Testecleese: Exactly, exactly.
• 2:15:34
  Brian McFadden: But are we making it easier by having everybody have their weapons on base?
• 2:15:39
  Testecleese: You're making it more difficult, because now everyone else has their weapons. If you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it anyway.
• 2:15:46
  El Guapo: You're not gonna lie.
• 2:15:46
  Testecleese: You just lose your shit and start killing This is an ongoing mess.
• 2:15:51
  El Guapo: That's not gonna stop criminals, okay? You're gonna do no matter.
• 2:15:55
  Testecleese: How well do gun-free zones work in schools?
• 2:15:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:16:00
  Brian McFadden: Kids are bringing their own guns.
• 2:16:04
  El Guapo: No.
• 2:16:05
  Testecleese: But yeah, you're allowed to… No, if you live in the barracks, you're allowed to have your gun too, right?
• 2:16:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:16:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:16:15
  Testecleese: So if you live… if you live on base, you can have your gun, and you can…
• 2:16:19
  El Guapo: go about…
• 2:16:20
  Testecleese: Your daily business on base armed.
• 2:16:24
  Testecleese: What bothers me is that someone tried to say that the Secretary of War did not have the authority to just say this.
• 2:16:31
  El Guapo: Wh-who… what?
• 2:16:34
  El Guapo: Who? Like, oh my god…
• 2:16:37
  Testecleese: Oh, the entire Democrat Party.
• 2:16:39
  El Guapo: Probably, okay, yeah, I believe that. I believe that.
• 2:16:42
  Testecleese: And I was like, no, he absolutely has the authority to just say.
• 2:16:45
  El Guapo: this.
• 2:16:45
  Testecleese: And it's… and it's… that's what it is. And it would take… it would take the president himself to say no otherwise, right?
• 2:16:52
  El Guapo: So, if they wanna, like, oh, this is not fucking, like, if they wanna, like, show me in the low where this, this is written on.
• 2:17:01
  Testecleese: Well, he actually specifically cited the Second Amendment.
• 2:17:05
  El Guapo: He's a hero.
• 2:17:06
  Testecleese: You're allowed to protect yourself everywhere, except on a military base, or in.
• 2:17:10
  El Guapo: They don't, but I… they don't, but I'm saying, like, there's nowhere in the fucking… there's… I don't think there's a law prohibit…
• 2:17:17
  El Guapo: It's just, it's just a one thing that…
• 2:17:20
  El Guapo: They're just made up, you know?
• 2:17:23
  Testecleese: Ed, they just did it one day.
• 2:17:26
  El Guapo: And Pete said that, I did it. You know, it's kind of, man, I saw how.
• 2:17:30
  Testecleese: Well, yeah.
• 2:17:31
  El Guapo: Chef.
• 2:17:33
  El Guapo: Man, I wish it would have happened when I was in, but nothing happened, you know. I'm glad nothing happened when I was in, you know?
• 2:17:40
  Testecleese: Honestly, I wouldn't have carried a gun on base anyway.
• 2:17:43
  El Guapo: No, but you, like, listen, like, you, like, I remember.
• 2:17:45
  Testecleese: But I would have liked to have known I could.
• 2:17:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know, like, oh, I got my gun on me, oh, okay, I don't have to go home to put it away, I can just go in, do my things, get out, you know?
• 2:17:56
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, and if you're going somewhere on base, you're not allowed to have a weapon, like.
• 2:18:03
  El Guapo: That's what I'm saying, like…
• 2:18:04
  Testecleese: No, they'll actually let you check it into the armory.
• 2:18:08
  El Guapo: No, but yeah, but I'm saying, like, if you, like, you're out of town, somebody call you, like, hey, can you come by, do this? Like, alright, cool. You got a gun on you, like, oh, you know what, I don't have to go home, drop it off, I can just go there, do my business.
• 2:18:21
  Testecleese: Well, not just that, but what about that crazy nut job a couple years ago, who went nuts on base and started shooting people?
• 2:18:28
  El Guapo: Which one? There's a lot of them, dude. Remember the Navy one?
• 2:18:33
  Testecleese: Yes, that's what I mean, is all of these.
• 2:18:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:18:37
  Testecleese: These guys are trained military professionals. If you don't trust them with a fucking gun, day-to-day.
• 2:18:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:18:45
  Testecleese: Then who do you trust with a gun?
• 2:18:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:18:49
  Testecleese: Oh, that's… oh, look at this guy! Yeah, he's a fucking, fanatic who joined the service to gain access to this.
• 2:18:58
  Testecleese: And you know exactly what I'm talking about.
• 2:19:02
  Testecleese: I, I agree with Hagseth.
• 2:19:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:19:06
  El Guapo: Your average…
• 2:19:08
  Testecleese: Enlisted person understands gun responsibility.
• 2:19:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're ingrained in it in boot camp.
• 2:19:15
  Testecleese: Yes, yes, exactly. You learned all the rules about gun safety.
• 2:19:22
  Testecleese: And, you're less likely to do something dumb
• 2:19:26
  Testecleese: But now some asshole decided the rules don't apply to him.
• 2:19:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, we could… And I'm stuck here.
• 2:19:35
  Testecleese: with, fuckin'… my best weapon is… I'm at the bar having a beer with my buddies. My best weapon is either my mug or my cue stick.
• 2:19:43
  Testecleese: He's got a fucking handgun.
• 2:19:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:19:47
  El Guapo: You better use the Q-stick like a fucking spear!
• 2:19:50
  Testecleese: Oh, no, no.
• 2:19:52
  Testecleese: a club. Are you kidding me?
• 2:19:56
  Testecleese: I would swing it at his, lower ear.
• 2:20:01
  Testecleese: either try to pop his eardrum, or… hurt his neck so bad that I could really hit him hard next time.
• 2:20:10
  El Guapo: Well, the only weapons that came about…
• 2:20:13
  El Guapo: My vehicle does, like, a little fish, kid's fish stick, you know, with my fake chip fish.
• 2:20:24
  Testecleese: Where are we, Brian?
• 2:20:27
  Testecleese: Trump's.
• 2:20:28
  Brian McFadden: Besides U.S. forces will finish the job in Iran soon.
• 2:20:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think he said this in his address.
• 2:20:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:20:37
  Testecleese: before Iran… Shot down an F-15?
• 2:20:41
  Brian McFadden: And an A10.
• 2:20:42
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 2:20:43
  Testecleese: Yes, by the way, yes, I would just like to point out that the wife
• 2:20:49
  Testecleese: Said, oh, that is terrible, that is horrible, yes, yes, yes, et cetera, et cetera.
• 2:20:55
  Testecleese: I cannot believe they still fly F-15s.
• 2:20:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, they like the F-18. F-18 is a little bit faster. Still doing Mac something.
• 2:21:08
  Testecleese: Did you do Mach 2.
• 2:21:09
  El Guapo: Yeah. Oh, shoot, sorry.
• 2:21:12
  Testecleese: 2-3, I think, but…
• 2:21:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:21:15
  Testecleese: That's not the point.
• 2:21:17
  Testecleese: No. We can do, we can do that now with a 22 and a 35.
• 2:21:22
  Testecleese: And we can sustain supersonic flight and still be invisible to radar.
• 2:21:28
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:21:29
  Testecleese: Why are we using the F-15? Yeah, it's super fast.
• 2:21:32
  El Guapo: I think we… But you…
• 2:21:34
  Testecleese: You can't… you can see it, but you can't target it.
• 2:21:37
  Testecleese: And now, like, you can't even fucking see it.
• 2:21:45
  Testecleese: This shit matters, dude.
• 2:21:49
  Testecleese: and…
• 2:21:51
  El Guapo: I think it's.
• 2:21:52
  Testecleese: Honestly, I think it was in the best interest of Iran for Iran to have not… Capture.
• 2:21:58
  Testecleese: these, pilots.
• 2:21:59
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, I think the fracture did not organize.
• 2:22:04
  Testecleese: Well, they offered out a bounty for the turning over the pilots to the government, and I think it was in the pension…
• 2:22:10
  El Guapo: The Iranian military did not organize a fraction.
• 2:22:13
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, of course.
• 2:22:15
  Testecleese: Obviously, half of them… half of them want to run away, but they're afraid of being shot in the back.
• 2:22:21
  Brian McFadden: And the other ones are dead.
• 2:22:23
  Testecleese: Well, there we go.
• 2:22:25
  El Guapo: Mmm… Anyways, hey guys, I gotta go, my eyes are killing me now.
• 2:22:33
  Testecleese: Alright, man, thanks for stopping by.
• 2:22:36
  El Guapo: Thank you guys. How can I…
• 2:22:38
  Testecleese: Two men?
• 2:22:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, there you find it.
• 2:22:43
  El Guapo: Kicking my ass. He's still talking. Yeah, I'm sorry.
• 2:22:48
  Testecleese: You said you were leaving, we said goodbye, you're still talking.
• 2:22:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:22:53
  Testecleese: Hi, Mary!
• 2:22:54
  Brian McFadden: Go ahead.
• 2:22:55
  El Guapo: I was scratching my eyes, I'm like, me, goddammit. Hold on.
• 2:23:00
  Brian McFadden: Kind of funny.
• 2:23:00
  El Guapo: button.
• 2:23:01
  Testecleese: Hey, how'd it go with Jen?
• 2:23:06
  Testecleese: There's the mute forever!
• 2:23:08
  Brian McFadden: He's gone!
• 2:23:13
  Testecleese: Well, that's that answer, huh? We chased her off, huh?
• 2:23:20
  Testecleese: But yeah, we lost a 35, we lost, a warthog.
• 2:23:26
  Testecleese: No, you're not a 35, a 15.
• 2:23:29
  Testecleese: In a Warthog, I… first of all, it's tough to shoot down a Warthog, because that is a flying tank, right?
• 2:23:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:23:36
  Testecleese: 35? Yeah, 35. It's a 15, not a 35.
• 2:23:43
  Testecleese: They could physically see the thing and shoot it.
• 2:23:50
  Testecleese: Luckily, they didn't get a pilot, because honestly, I think if they had got a pilot.
• 2:23:56
  Testecleese: give it over to the government, they would have been executed publicly by a handgun, like I said.
• 2:24:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:24:02
  Testecleese: Like, not even… not even a hanging, you know what I mean?
• 2:24:08
  Testecleese: And… and you… you understand the difference. At least…
• 2:24:13
  Testecleese: A hanging is at least a proper death versus a gunshot to the side of the head.
• 2:24:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:24:21
  Brian McFadden: Oh, they're still hanging out. They went to bingo last night.
• 2:24:25
  Testecleese: Who's… what?
• 2:24:27
  Brian McFadden: Jen.
• 2:24:30
  Testecleese: Alright. Alright.
• 2:24:34
  Testecleese: I wasn't even… I wasn't even talking shit, I was just cracking jokes.
• 2:24:37
  Brian McFadden: No, no.
• 2:24:41
  Testecleese: What do you think this means? Cuz…
• 2:24:45
  Testecleese: Trump has been telling us that we're ramping down, and there's agreements in place, and then they go down and shoot down our aircraft, and then they shoot down our…
• 2:24:56
  Brian McFadden: I think they got lucky.
• 2:24:59
  Testecleese: What would… would, what, the… with the 15?
• 2:25:02
  Brian McFadden: with both.
• 2:25:05
  Testecleese: You know, here's the thing is, the A10 showed up to circle where the 15 went down. You know that, right?
• 2:25:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, okay. So they were part of Search and Rescue?
• 2:25:15
  Testecleese: Well, they will protect where we think it is. Keep the bad guys out.
• 2:25:22
  Testecleese: They fired an attack, rescue helicopters.
• 2:25:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I saw that.
• 2:25:32
  Testecleese: If the rules of war don't count.
• 2:25:37
  Testecleese: You don't want to see what Manny can do.
• 2:25:40
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 2:25:42
  Testecleese: I mean, last time we saw this happen was Hiroshima Nagasaki, right?
• 2:25:47
  Brian McFadden: Yep, nuclear bombs.
• 2:25:49
  Testecleese: The most disgusting weapons ever deployed.
• 2:25:56
  Testecleese: And now we have… Ridiculous weapons we're using.
• 2:26:01
  Testecleese: I think they're calling it a discombobulator?
• 2:26:06
  Testecleese: But it's, same idea as Cuban… Right. Cuban whatever syndrome?
• 2:26:14
  Testecleese: The, the sound wave thing?
• 2:26:19
  Testecleese: Anyway, there's a sound wave going through that you can't hear, but it vibrates everything as it goes through you.
• 2:26:28
  Testecleese: And it's, like, ultra low, and…
• 2:26:32
  Testecleese: It makes… it makes people feel sick.
• 2:26:35
  Testecleese: Makes you incapable of doing anything, and Havana Syndrome!
• 2:26:40
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep.
• 2:26:41
  Testecleese: Aha! You already… you found it, you were waiting for it, weren't you?
• 2:26:46
  Brian McFadden: No, I couldn't remember the name of it, but I know what… as soon as you said that, I remember now, yeah.
• 2:26:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh, okay, I have Vanna Syndrome. Yeah, and I got a few in the United States.
• 2:26:56
  Testecleese: Here's the question is… Did we make…
• 2:27:00
  Testecleese: This… this is allegedly something we used in, Venezuela.
• 2:27:05
  Brian McFadden: Right. Huh?
• 2:27:08
  Testecleese: Trump called it a discombobulator.
• 2:27:12
  Testecleese: Is this… the weapon that the Russians were trying to use on us in Cuba, in Havana?
• 2:27:22
  Testecleese: I don't know. Was it us testing the weapon on our own people?
• 2:27:29
  Testecleese: If you're too sick to fight.
• 2:27:31
  Testecleese: It's easy to take over, right?
• 2:27:34
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:27:40
  Testecleese: Fuck, man, how's Michigan treating you?
• 2:27:44
  Brian McFadden: I'm still getting used to it. I mean, I'm not used to, like… Not having a…
• 2:27:50
  Testecleese: The 30-minute drive to groceries?
• 2:27:53
  Brian McFadden: No, I mean, yes, I'm like, I mean, there is no delivery out here. I had to go pick up my.
• 2:27:57
  Testecleese: Yes!
• 2:27:59
  Brian McFadden: Similar to what you're dealing with, you know.
• 2:28:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, air tag.
• 2:28:02
  Testecleese: All of a sudden, you realize, like, oh, I can't get Uber Eats? No, definitely not, yeah.
• 2:28:10
  Brian McFadden: No, it's alright, I mean, it's just…
• 2:28:13
  Brian McFadden: If we can get my dad up and moving around more, you know, get him, you know, not having to use a Hoyer to move around, that'd be great, you know.
• 2:28:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:28:25
  Testecleese: How old is he?
• 2:28:26
  Brian McFadden: 82.
• 2:28:32
  Testecleese: I'm not trying to be a downer, but do you think maybe he's just ready to go?
• 2:28:37
  Brian McFadden: Not yet. He's… he's still got a little bit of life left in him.
• 2:28:42
  Testecleese: Alright, alright. You, you obviously know better than I do, I'm just bringing up that.
• 2:28:47
  Brian McFadden: I know, I know.
• 2:28:48
  Testecleese: seemed to want to get up and do it.
• 2:28:52
  Testecleese: Right. He's only… let's be real, at this age anyway, he's only got a couple years left anyway.
• 2:28:58
  Brian McFadden: Hmm, we'll see.
• 2:28:59
  Testecleese: Well, if he wants to do them, then he's gonna be… Visiting his family.
• 2:29:07
  Brian McFadden: Well, I'm here now, so…
• 2:29:10
  Testecleese: N-Yes.
• 2:29:13
  Testecleese: By the way, what did Kathy say before the show started? And I was like, oh, Kathy doesn't want to leave Michigan.
• 2:29:22
  Testecleese: And then it's like, that's why you didn't bring her to West.
• 2:29:24
  Brian McFadden: Virginia. Pretty much, yeah.
• 2:29:26
  Testecleese: When you said it out loud, what did you think to the West Virginia part of that honor?
• 2:29:29
  Brian McFadden: Oh, she wants to check it out, she wants to come visit, so…
• 2:29:33
  Testecleese: Alright, just… I thought… I thought she would have laughed her ass off of that one. I mean, I don't know the woman, but…
• 2:29:41
  Testecleese: It seems like she wants… exclusivity?
• 2:29:46
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:29:47
  Testecleese: This is…
• 2:29:48
  Brian McFadden: Quiet life.
• 2:29:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is mine, I don't wanna deal with all of that.
• 2:29:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, definitely her, yeah.
• 2:29:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, my slice of heaven.
• 2:29:57
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:30:00
  Testecleese: That, yeah, that's definitely why she didn't bring her here.
• 2:30:03
  Brian McFadden: Hey, didn't…
• 2:30:04
  Testecleese: You know, you know exactly what I'm talking about. You drove through it, and you, like.
• 2:30:07
  Brian McFadden: Really?
• 2:30:07
  Testecleese: the fuck am I?
• 2:30:09
  Brian McFadden: You know?
• 2:30:11
  Testecleese: I'm in the middle of a… hey, oh shit, even crazier, you came from Michigan!
• 2:30:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:30:16
  Testecleese: No, you drove across, like, the highest part of the mountains.
• 2:30:21
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:30:22
  Testecleese: To get here.
• 2:30:23
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 2:30:24
  Testecleese: Whew!
• 2:30:28
  Testecleese: I'd like to come see you out there, but I'm not gonna invite myself, obviously.
• 2:30:34
  Brian McFadden: You're always invited.
• 2:30:35
  Testecleese: No, you're doing a family thing. Like, if I could find an excuse to go to Michigan… I will.
• 2:30:42
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:30:44
  Testecleese: Who wants… again, who wants to go to Michigan?
• 2:30:49
  Brian McFadden: Well…
• 2:30:50
  Testecleese: Why would I go to Michigan? How's that, Brian? As a tourist.
• 2:30:54
  Testecleese: I have vacation time, why should I go to Michigan?
• 2:30:58
  Brian McFadden: We got rugby.
• 2:30:59
  Testecleese: I think I got none.
• 2:30:59
  Brian McFadden: I got nothing.
• 2:31:02
  Testecleese: There you go, we chose it in Massachusetts, and they… they helped found the country.
• 2:31:08
  Testecleese: Pennsylvania, too. You know, Virginia. You can even grow your own.
• 2:31:12
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 2:31:14
  Brian McFadden: There's a lot to see and do here, so…
• 2:31:17
  Testecleese: I'm sure there is, but what? Like, what… why? Why should I…
• 2:31:21
  Brian McFadden: We got the Tula Festival…
• 2:31:24
  Testecleese: The what?
• 2:31:25
  Brian McFadden: We got a big… we got a Dutch population up further north that have a big tulip festival every year, so…
• 2:31:32
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, that's… that's in Michigan?
• 2:31:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's in Michigan.
• 2:31:35
  Testecleese: No! I just saw some shit from last year, and I actually saw it last year, when a whole bunch of fucking hippies showed up, because, like, I'm so cool, and they trampled the tulips.
• 2:31:49
  Testecleese: Of the, like, the big farm that does it every year?
• 2:31:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:31:53
  Testecleese: Like, the ones that everyone buys tulips from. But these assholes just…
• 2:31:58
  Testecleese: They were allowed to come in and look, but they walked, they stepped on them, they picked them, they took them home.
• 2:32:06
  Testecleese: And the guy was like, My… my tulips are all dead.
• 2:32:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:32:11
  Testecleese: This is how I make money!
• 2:32:17
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:32:18
  Testecleese: When's the Tulip Festival?
• 2:32:21
  Brian McFadden: In May.
• 2:32:27
  Testecleese: Alright, hey, tell you what.
• 2:32:29
  Testecleese: Give me an attraction to see in the area, on top of that, and I think I can convince the wife that we may be able to do it.
• 2:32:38
  Testecleese: But I'm not sure. I would love to go…
• 2:32:42
  Testecleese: Dude, show at your place, honestly.
• 2:32:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:32:46
  Testecleese: And, see what you do. I've never been to Michigan, right?
• 2:32:51
  Testecleese: No, no, I never crossed the border.
• 2:32:57
  Testecleese: Fuck Illinois!
• 2:32:59
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:33:02
  Testecleese: You Michiganders, though, have similar politics.
• 2:33:06
  Brian McFadden: Not… not. We're not nearly as bad as Illinois.
• 2:33:12
  Testecleese: Really?
• 2:33:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm in a conservative area of Michigan.
• 2:33:19
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:33:23
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:33:26
  Brian McFadden: Anything else you want to say?
• 2:33:28
  Testecleese: I'm just… I'm just watching what your governor keeps doing.
• 2:33:33
  Testecleese: And it seems like no one has a say.
• 2:33:39
  Brian McFadden: Well, she doesn't have a cross-dressing husband, so…
• 2:33:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that was kind of weird, huh?
• 2:33:50
  Testecleese: I… I'm having trouble… oh, there we go.
• 2:33:54
  Testecleese: Alright, anything else you wanna talk about?
• 2:34:00
  Testecleese: Anything left in the dark?
• 2:34:09
  Testecleese: Philadelphia… Coffee shop got busted for scam.
• 2:34:14
  Brian McFadden: Because they weren't selling coffee.
• 2:34:17
  Testecleese: N-obviously.
• 2:34:19
  Brian McFadden: There's some weed.
• 2:34:21
  Testecleese: Well, no, this is, no, that's a different one, isn't it?
• 2:34:26
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 2:34:27
  Brian McFadden: The drum ring!
• 2:34:29
  Testecleese: Oh, alright. Because there's another place that's actually, closing the doors on 420.
• 2:34:36
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, we talked about that while you went to the bathroom.
• 2:34:39
  Brian McFadden: It's a dispensary.
• 2:34:41
  Brian McFadden: That, is trying to bring… because originally they… the whole article talked about what 420 came about, you know, it was like a big celebration of people getting together and smoking with friends and family and that kind of thing.
• 2:34:55
  Testecleese: part holiday.
• 2:34:56
  Brian McFadden: And now, but now it's turned into, with recreational marijuana, dispensaries trying to sell the cheapest weed to get the best deals for people, and stuff like that, and they're not… they said they can't do it anymore. They'd rather just shut down for the day, offer no discounts, and let their fans…
• 2:35:15
  Testecleese: Pay your employees.
• 2:35:16
  Brian McFadden: And their employees enjoy the actual… Quote-unquote holiday.
• 2:35:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, you, you get a paid day off.
• 2:35:25
  Testecleese: And you know what? Good for them!
• 2:35:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:35:28
  Testecleese: Cause I get… I'm sure you know, I was a, security…
• 2:35:33
  Brian McFadden: And we talked about this once or twice on the show.
• 2:35:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, at a dispensary, and 420… Was always a wild day.
• 2:35:45
  Testecleese: There's just too much shit to keep up with.
• 2:35:47
  Testecleese: And you had no idea who was showing up in your place, you know what I mean?
• 2:35:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:35:54
  Testecleese: Let's be real.
• 2:35:56
  Testecleese: Half of them?
• 2:35:58
  Testecleese: We're logo people showing up drunk.
• 2:36:01
  Testecleese: At, like, 22 years old, I'd like to buy some pot, please.
• 2:36:07
  Brian McFadden: What?
• 2:36:09
  Testecleese: And he's like, what?
• 2:36:11
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 2:36:13
  Brian McFadden: I'm ever in the dispensary.
• 2:36:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, it knows exactly what it was, like…
• 2:36:18
  Testecleese: They finally had the balls to walk into a dispensary.
• 2:36:23
  Testecleese: And I had to show up with security, cause…
• 2:36:26
  Testecleese: they caused a ruckus in the line, because they had no idea how it worked, versus everyone else who goes, hey, man, can I get, an eighth of this, a quarter of that, you know?
• 2:36:35
  Brian McFadden: Florida.
• 2:36:35
  Testecleese: Up to the daily limit.
• 2:36:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the dispenser I go to here in Michigan, you know, she remembers me now, you know, the same lady's almost always in there working, is like, yep, this is what I want, you know, we're doing flour, we're doing flour today, you know, here's your bud tender money type deal, you know, so…
• 2:36:54
  Testecleese: Whoa, you do the cashback, too!
• 2:36:58
  Brian McFadden: Heck yeah!
• 2:37:00
  Testecleese: Hey, man, think about getting a job doing that.
• 2:37:05
  Testecleese: For real.
• 2:37:08
  Testecleese: You know these… you know the… the tellers? Here's what drove me nuts.
• 2:37:14
  Testecleese: I did all the goddamn work on the floor, the tellers…
• 2:37:18
  Brian McFadden: Right?
• 2:37:19
  Testecleese: The tellers, exactly, they punched the machine. I didn't get a piece of the tip.
• 2:37:25
  Testecleese: Do you know what? Do you have any idea how much potheads tip?
• 2:37:30
  Brian McFadden: It varies.
• 2:37:32
  Testecleese: Most of them is way too much.
• 2:37:34
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:37:37
  Testecleese: I would see the tip jars.
• 2:37:40
  Testecleese: Whew!
• 2:37:46
  Testecleese: Anyway, yeah, but yeah, you still doing the insurance thing from where you are? Do you need to get a license from where you are?
• 2:37:53
  Brian McFadden: I have my Michigan license already, I just gotta convert it from a non-residence license into a resident license, so…
• 2:38:02
  Brian McFadden: And I gotta cancel my resident license in Virginia, so… I'll be working on all that next week.
• 2:38:08
  Testecleese: Ed. Hey, by the way, Brian…
• 2:38:13
  Testecleese: you've already figured out how to handle your income and your taxes, right? No. Because you… because you made a change, right?
• 2:38:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:38:22
  Testecleese: Okay, you got married, you changed your fucking name, do the same goddamn thing.
• 2:38:28
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:38:29
  Testecleese: Right? And here's the best part is, You don't actually have to… re-register.
• 2:38:36
  Testecleese: Once you're registered, it's good enough. They're talking about new registers for voting when it comes to,
• 2:38:44
  Testecleese: All that shit.
• 2:38:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:38:46
  Testecleese: Is it…
• 2:38:50
  Brian McFadden: You got some music?
• 2:38:52
  Testecleese: Maybe, but… This, this wine hits me different, dude.
• 2:38:57
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, it does. I can tell.
• 2:39:00
  Testecleese: I know, and maybe this is why Jesus did it.
• 2:39:04
  Brian McFadden: He turned water in the wine?
• 2:39:07
  Testecleese: Well, no, not water and wine, but that's what… well, they gave Jesus wine on a sponge upon the crucifix.
• 2:39:15
  Brian McFadden: True, yep.
• 2:39:19
  Testecleese: And you know what's funny is, you know why they did it?
• 2:39:23
  Testecleese: Because water wasn't clean, and they knew dis- distillation was clean.
• 2:39:30
  Testecleese: That and beer.
• 2:39:32
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:39:34
  Testecleese: I think I… I think I have at least one more thing I want to talk about. Alright. I don't know this Democrat candidate…
• 2:39:42
  Testecleese: Senator, whatever, like, gave up, I don't know who…
• 2:39:46
  Brian McFadden: It's in Virginia.
• 2:39:48
  Brian McFadden: He's running against, He's running against Mark Warner.
• 2:39:56
  Brian McFadden: And he left the Democrat Party to run as an Independent so he could run against Mark Warner.
• 2:40:03
  Testecleese: It's funny, I was at…
• 2:40:04
  Brian McFadden: 34-year-old former investment banker, reality TV candidate.
• 2:40:08
  Brian McFadden: And, you know, he's breaking up with Democrat Party because he thinks they're too crazy.
• 2:40:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh no, they definitely are.
• 2:40:18
  Testecleese: But it's gonna be…
• 2:40:19
  Brian McFadden: It'd be hard for an independent to be an incumbent.
• 2:40:23
  Testecleese: Let's be real, Brian.
• 2:40:26
  Testecleese: You and I used to have, actually, philosophical conversations.
• 2:40:31
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore.
• 2:40:32
  Testecleese: About politics, right?
• 2:40:34
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:40:36
  Testecleese: The left's… the left is going so far left.
• 2:40:41
  Testecleese: That there's no… it's just like, no, you're fucking stupid at this point.
• 2:40:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:40:45
  Testecleese: Alright?
• 2:40:47
  Testecleese: And I… I don't know… what I'm supposed to do, and… If we keep… Going where we're going, man.
• 2:41:01
  Testecleese: I don't know, I guess I'm glad I'm in the mountains, but…
• 2:41:06
  Testecleese: I can't live alone in the fucking… on a mountaintop.
• 2:41:13
  Testecleese: No, let's be real, like, oh, don't get me wrong, I can get some food.
• 2:41:16
  Testecleese: But not enough to feed a family of four.
• 2:41:20
  Testecleese: an entire year.
• 2:41:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:41:25
  Testecleese: Well, unless there are no laws, but even then, that's… that's a lot of red meat, because it would be all fucking deer.
• 2:41:32
  Testecleese: and bear.
• 2:41:34
  Testecleese: Honestly.
• 2:41:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:41:40
  Testecleese: Again, that's end-of-the-world situation, because then I'm assuming I can't get gasoline…
• 2:41:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:41:45
  Testecleese: And, like, cut down trees to make room to grow more crops, too, you know?
• 2:41:53
  Testecleese: Everyone thinks they're ready for the end of the world, but no one is, and…
• 2:41:57
  Brian McFadden: No, nobody is.
• 2:41:58
  Testecleese: It's in the Bible.
• 2:42:00
  Testecleese: No man shall know the end of time.
• 2:42:02
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:42:04
  Testecleese: No man shall be ready.
• 2:42:10
  Brian McFadden: Oh, jeez.
• 2:42:10
  Testecleese: He's died for me tonight.
• 2:42:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:42:19
  Testecleese: It's a big deal to me, and… Not everyone gets it, and…
• 2:42:26
  Testecleese: Yes, it does bother me that I am seen as some ancient religion, like the fucking Jedi.
• 2:42:36
  Testecleese: But Islam is seen as, that's their culture.
• 2:42:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:42:43
  Testecleese: But, I'm supposed to ignore that.
• 2:42:50
  Testecleese: I'm gonna do my dangest, but… I don't understand why… Easter is offensive, or… Christmas is offensive.
• 2:43:08
  Testecleese: The Lord God died today, and He shall rise on Sunday.
• 2:43:14
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:43:21
  Testecleese: Alright, well… I'm an asshole.
• 2:43:26
  Testecleese: I, ended this shit on a religious rant.
• 2:43:32
  Audio shared by Testecleese: For the.
• 2:43:32
  Testecleese: Hey, England.
• 2:43:33
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Seems to give…
• 2:43:34
  Testecleese: I don't know a shit about Ramadan than Holy Week.
• 2:43:36
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Nope.
• 2:43:38
  Brian McFadden: I'm not President Trump.
• 2:43:42
  Audio shared by Testecleese: What's up?