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Dave in the morning 092426 · Dave in the morning show

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  Speaker 1: So anyways, we got north, northeast winds around three miles
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  Speaker 1: an hour. And the sunset is... I can't believe they
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: replaced you with this guy, I tell you.
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  Speaker 2: It's 648.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And today is going to be, well, a pretty warm day.
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  Speaker 1: Almost to the normal high of 71. We have cloudy,
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  Speaker 1: cloudy conditions and high of 70 today.
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  Speaker 5: And let's see, we'll have.
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  Speaker 1: Sun and some mixed clouds with a high of 70.
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  Speaker 4: I forgot to turn the recorder on. Hold on a second.
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  Speaker 4: All right, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll have northeast winds, 5 to 10 miles an hour. Tonight,
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  Speaker 1: mostly cloudy skies with a high of 55.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, low.
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  Speaker 5: That's what that is, a low.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you make up your mind.
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  Speaker 5: High low.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus.
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  Speaker 5: High low.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Anyways, on Friday.
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  Speaker 4: You know, when I used to do the weather, it
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  Speaker 4: was never a problem. Everybody loved me. They said, hey,
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  Speaker 4: you're the best weather guy ever.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to do the weather.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. That's the whole point.
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  Speaker 1: I'll get my Tommy gun out and start shooting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you only got one bullet, you little Andy Griffith dweeb.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right. Anyways, on Friday.
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  Speaker 4: I love doing that character, man. Yeah, Dave, you idiot.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be down to 48 for your low.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's supposed to be a little bit warmer
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  Speaker 1: next week. Just a little bit. And a 20% chance
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  Speaker 1: of a stray shower that got lost.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: It's strange.
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  Speaker 1: 52 degrees with partly cloudy conditions in and around Harvard, Illinois.
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  Speaker 5: Back to you, Dave.
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  Speaker 4: All right. Thank you, buddy. Appreciate you. You're welcome. What's
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  Speaker 4: the current temperature?
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  Speaker 5: 51 degrees.
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  Speaker 4: That's cold.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: Cool, man. Yeah. Cool, man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That reminds me that when we had that 50s thing
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  Speaker 4: and you showed up over there and Donna came in
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  Speaker 4: her like her 50s outfit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Jim Matthews dressed up as Elvis and got all the pictures. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He was something else.
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  Speaker 4: I dressed up as a DJ. Everybody walked right by me.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you remember that one gal I was dancing with? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I did not know you could dance, Phil.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Well, I ought to know. I had enough lessons.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't you go to Fred Astaire's?
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  Speaker 2: Arthur Murray's. I think Fred Astaire, well, he was a
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  Speaker 2: famous dancer.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if he had a school or not.
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  Speaker 3: And then Henry tried to do the hula hoop.
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  Speaker 4: I had never seen a guy destroy a hula hoop
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  Speaker 4: like that guy.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you, that was one of the greatest nights
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  Speaker 2: we've ever had.
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  Speaker 4: You was whipping your hips there, Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Elvis.
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  Speaker 4: Remember the hula hoop? It took off like a flying
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  Speaker 4: saucer and it knocked out one of the guys over
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  Speaker 4: at the stanchion?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It was just standing there and all of a sudden, bam, dead.
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  Speaker 2: And I think that was like four or five years ago.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a while since we did that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's been quite a while ago. Ancient times.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. But good memories. Good memories.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of memories.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, I think the news comes after
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  Speaker 2: the weather.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Only if I allow it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's not really. I thought it was my show
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  Speaker 4: until Henry came along. Then I realized, no. I'm in
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  Speaker 4: a pond.
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  Speaker 2: I still call it the Dave of the Morning Show.
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  Speaker 4: But you only do that because you like to embarrass me. Alright, anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Alright, Shadow. Keep it to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: What is he saying?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what did he say?
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  Speaker 2: I did see what he says.
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  Speaker 4: What did he say? Anybody know?
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  Speaker 3: I got it. He says, you're a pastor. No using
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  Speaker 3: Jesus under your breath.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I have mental problems and Dave is my
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  Speaker 4: mental problem. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up.
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  Speaker 5: Shadow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: Do the news. You're getting on my nerves.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, me. What did I do? I'm just sitting here
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  Speaker 2: very patiently.
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  Speaker 4: And that right there, boys and girls is breaking news.
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  Speaker 4: there's henry.
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  Speaker 2: Well guido or whoever you are at 7 23 hi
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  Speaker 2: diddly d uh time for news here on the dave
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  Speaker 2: in the morning show america's number one morning show and
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  Speaker 2: that's what it says in my screen i like that
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  Speaker 2: yeah yes who wrote that for i did okay yes
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  Speaker 2: i'll give you credit yeah you better anyway and actually
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  Speaker 2: we do have breaking news this morning oh it actually
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  Speaker 2: broke this morning What is it?
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  Speaker 5: I better fix it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, okay. Phil, you keep it up. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: fix your wagon, too.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a threat?
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  Speaker 4: DJ Battle. I got to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Before we get to the news, I got other news,
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  Speaker 2: local news. I was looking for that flash drive when
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  Speaker 2: I got to that place yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: And I noticed.
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  Speaker 2: It was in the wrong slot.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, well, there's so much stuff in there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay all right.
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  Speaker 3: But i did find it i did anyway but did
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  Speaker 3: you put it in the right slot yes.
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  Speaker 2: But i was i done what i was done i.
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  Speaker 3: Put it in so what's the.
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  Speaker 2: Problem well the problem is i was shocked but i
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  Speaker 2: couldn't see it right away i can't miss it all
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  Speaker 2: right that's right it's a red thing that's right anyway
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  Speaker 2: but this is breaking news uh well remember the uh
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  Speaker 2: The press, the president, the board, you know, members of
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  Speaker 2: the press.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Do you love him or something, Henry?
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  Speaker 2: He does.
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  Speaker 3: Do you talk about him every day? What's up with you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, he's in the news every day. What can I say?
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  Speaker 2: Every day. Especially this week. This is a big week. Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: This week and every week.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's week W-E-A-K.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: I do have other news, but first this news. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: the news is about a federal judge, and this is
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  Speaker 2: the breaking news. A federal judge early this morning temporarily
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  Speaker 2: blocked– It was at 2 o'clock. Oh, you know what
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  Speaker 2: time it happened? Okay. Well, then it was at 2
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  Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning. I'll take your word for it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Your word is golden to me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: You might want to double-check that. I might be wrong.
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  Speaker 2: All righty.
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  Speaker 3: He will.
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  Speaker 4: He will.
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  Speaker 2: Give him time. Was it 2 o'clock Eastern or 2
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  Speaker 2: o'clock Central time?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no. He doesn't know, Henry.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's Eastern.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Oh, you're going to give him this too? Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, the federal judge. I think it was Western.
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  Speaker 2: No, Pacific, you're thinking. Anyway, the federal judge early this morning,
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  Speaker 2: we'll just say early this morning, temporarily blocked senior Trump
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  Speaker 2: administration officials from borrowing CNN, MSNOW, and Politico from the
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  Speaker 2: White House.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think the judge has authority in that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you a little bit more about this.
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  Speaker 2: And said their journalist press credentials must be immediately restored. Now,
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  Speaker 2: the U.S. district judge, his name is Timothy Kelly, granted
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  Speaker 2: a request from the three news outlets for temporary relief
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  Speaker 2: that reinstates their access to the White House grounds while
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  Speaker 2: they challenge President Trump's rule.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think the judge has that authority. I really don't.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'll just say this. Lawyers for CNN, MSNOW, and
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  Speaker 2: Politico have argued that the restriction violates the First Amendment
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  Speaker 2: and their right to due process. Now, this judge, by
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  Speaker 2: the way, he was appointed by Donald Trump in an
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  Speaker 2: eight-page ruling. Eight pages, he wrote. Wow. Said the three
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  Speaker 2: news outlets are likely to succeed.
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  Speaker 4: Why did he put that on there?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: Shadow.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: All right. What is he saying now?
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  Speaker 4: What is he saying? He's suicidal. That's what he's saying.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, as I was saying, in an eight-page ruling, Kelly
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  Speaker 2: said the three news outlets are likely to succeed in
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  Speaker 2: showing the bans' lack-do process, writing that the journalists were
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  Speaker 2: not giving prior notice of the bans or an opportunity
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  Speaker 2: to challenge them. And he noted that some of the CNN, MSNOW,
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  Speaker 2: and political stories that the White House cited as justification
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  Speaker 2: for the bans were routine, And in certain cases, months old. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now, he also said he is skeptical of the Trump
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  Speaker 2: administration's claim that the bans were motivated by national security concerns. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: Now, this order, by the way, will remain in place
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  Speaker 2: for 14 days while he waits.
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  Speaker 4: This is what if I was Trump, I would have
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  Speaker 4: no press conferences for 15 days.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. Well, they don't care.
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  Speaker 4: But he can't do it.
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  Speaker 3: They want to hear him anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they do.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: No, he's very popular.
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  Speaker 3: You see how he's sucking up to China?
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  Speaker 4: He loves Chinese food.
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  Speaker 3: Come on. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Now, let me just finish the rest of the story
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  Speaker 2: as Paul Harvey would say.
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  Speaker 4: He brought some wonton soup all the way from China,
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  Speaker 4: but it was cold.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute. That's my favorite soup. So be careful
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  Speaker 2: what you say about wonton soup.
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  Speaker 4: You know what the first thing he asked Chi or
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  Speaker 4: whatever his name was?
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  Speaker 3: Chi, that's Chi.
• 10:02
  Speaker 4: Why does it say Campbell's on the side of the can?
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  Speaker 3: Are you saying Cheetah Pet?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a Chia Pet. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now, to finish the rest of the story, the Justice
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  Speaker 2: Department is expected to swiftly appeal the decision.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right. And so we'll see. So it should be
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  Speaker 2: very interesting. You know, speaking of Chi, he landed at
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  Speaker 2: the airport.
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  Speaker 3: And they gave that man the red carpet. Can you
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  Speaker 3: believe that?
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  Speaker 4: The red carpet almost killed two soldiers when it tipped over.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the networks did not cover it, but you were
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  Speaker 2: able to see it. If you went to YouTube, you
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  Speaker 2: could still see it. Other news outlets were carrying it.
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  Speaker 2: And you're right. I did see them roll out that
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  Speaker 2: red carpet.
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  Speaker 4: So can he go after the news people for not
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  Speaker 4: covering it? Violate his First Amendment rights?
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  Speaker 2: Did he go? I'm sure he will.
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  Speaker 3: Just asking.
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  Speaker 4: All righty.
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  Speaker 3: And.
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  Speaker 4: Not that I want to judge.
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  Speaker 2: All righty.
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  Speaker 3: Now. You know, here, China's got their stuff aimed right
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  Speaker 3: at us where they want to blow us off the map.
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  Speaker 3: But we we're going to bow down. That's because we
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  Speaker 3: owe them mega bucks.
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  Speaker 4: They own us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You know what? I bought a survival kit. It's all
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  Speaker 4: like Chinese noodles. Just in case. I want to make friends.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I got a big.
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  Speaker 3: It's all ramen?
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And very quickly, I have a very big local story
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  Speaker 2: that's happening today that I would be remiss if I
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  Speaker 2: didn't mention this. In-person early voting starts today in McHenry County.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's the big news.
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  Speaker 4: Now you're actually doing something.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I knew. Okay, thank you. I appreciate that. Early voting
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  Speaker 2: is available... between 8.30 a.m. and 4.30 p.m. weekdays now
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  Speaker 2: at the McHenry County Election Center at 410 Southeastwood Drive
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  Speaker 2: in Woodstock. Now, 11 additional early voting locations will open
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  Speaker 2: across the county starting on Monday, October 19th. And early
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  Speaker 2: voting will be available until Monday, November 2nd, which is
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  Speaker 2: the day before Election Day. And the county clerk's office
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  Speaker 2: will begin to send vote-by-mail ballots to voters who have
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  Speaker 2: requested them or have signed up for a permanent vote-by-mail program.
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  Speaker 2: And you can request a ballot, a mail ballot, or
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  Speaker 2: enroll in a permanent program by checking out this website.
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  Speaker 2: It's www.McHenryCountyClerkIL.gov. Okay, that's the website.
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  Speaker 5: I like to go there in person.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I do too. And the reason is because a
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: lot of things can happen right up until Election Day,
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  Speaker 2: you know, with what's going on. Something can come out
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  Speaker 2: about a candidate. So I'm not like you, Phil. I
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  Speaker 2: always like to vote. In person. The only time I
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  Speaker 2: voted by mail was during the COVID days.
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  Speaker 5: It's official.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's right. You remember during COVID when they told
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  Speaker 2: you you shouldn't go out anywhere?
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  Speaker 3: But you still could go. You still went in and
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  Speaker 3: voted even with COVID. You just wore your mask.
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  Speaker 5: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: What I did is I sent a ballot by mail.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even go anywhere.
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  Speaker 4: No, he had his head stuck in the sand. I know.
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  Speaker 2: I never did that. I tried it. But I'm with you, Phil.
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  Speaker 3: You tried sticking your head in the sand? You know
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  Speaker 3: what he.
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  Speaker 4: Used to do? When Henry would show up in the studio,
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  Speaker 4: he would spray everybody with Lysol.
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  Speaker 2: Don, you're getting on my wrong side.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: As I said, no, I only voted all in my
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  Speaker 2: entire life. I only voted once by mail, you know,
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  Speaker 2: during the first year of COVID. But after that, I
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  Speaker 2: do like to vote on election day itself. And usually
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  Speaker 2: the place where I go is, I go in and out.
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  Speaker 2: I'm only there for a few minutes. Right. So, anyway,
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  Speaker 2: that's me. David, do you like to go on Election Day, too,
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  Speaker 2: to vote?
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  Speaker 4: Not really, but I do.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: What about you, Donna?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'll do either.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. All right.
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  Speaker 2: And, Phil, I already know your answer. You like to
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  Speaker 2: go on Election Day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Got it. All right. And at 7.32, I'm through. Back
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  Speaker 2: to you.
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  Speaker 4: All righty. Well, it is Thursday, Thursday, so we've got
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  Speaker 4: some tidbits coming up in just a little while here. And,
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  Speaker 4: of course, Phil, he'll be giving us another weather update
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  Speaker 4: in just a little while. But in the meantime, how
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  Speaker 4: about a song?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what about us?
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  Speaker 3: What about me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what about the other?
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  Speaker 3: What am I? Here's the time check.
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  Speaker 4: Here's the time check.
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  Speaker 3: It's the time check now.
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  Speaker 4: If I would have got some of those biscuits, I
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  Speaker 4: would have went along with you, okay?
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  Speaker 2: On my little watch, it's 733. Hi, Dilly D. Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: That's a time check.
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  Speaker 4: See, now, all of a sudden, now she wants to be. No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: No, play your song.
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  Speaker 2: No, but did you think about me?
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  Speaker 3: Hmm?
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  Speaker 5: Hmm? You don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she could send you the biscuits virtually.
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  Speaker 4: That's the only way I'm going to get them.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you won't gain too much weight that way.
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  Speaker 4: All right, whatever. Donna, what do you got?
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  Speaker 3: I have a recipe.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's not news.
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  Speaker 3: Let's do it to it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I know it's not news.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Well, you got my newspaper. Well, it is.
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She made all that stuff for her kid.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, she loves her kid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. What's the matter with that?
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Well, what's the matter with that?
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: It's because I didn't get nothing.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Well, you're not her kid. You're her brother.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: I'm acting like a baby.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Okay. And you're not the baby brother either.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: No, but he's rotten. He's spoiled. He's always been spoiled.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: His wife would tell you that. Anyway, all that stuff
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: was for his job. They were doing something at work.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know what.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: But he's going to take all the credit and you
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: didn't get nothing.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Well, that's fine.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: Did he pay you? Did he give you money?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Is your son up for a promotion?
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: He just got a promotion.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: He's the chief cook.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: He is a, I forget what he, but he's a
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: big boss there. And then my grandson also got a
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: promotion the same day at the same company.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Janitor.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Anyway, yeah. They're tool dye makers and stuff, so.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Yeah.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Anyway, let's do this recipe. Ready for me? You ready, Freddy?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Yes, Freddy. All right.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: But now he's named Freddy.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Let's make this. There you go. Let's make some good
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: old-fashioned oatmeal raisin cookies.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're very easy to make.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: Ask your son. He probably got some from you.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: It's not your cup of tea or what?
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't know because I don't get no tea.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: My favorite is chocolate chip. I'm a chocolate chip person.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Well, we're making oatmeal raisin cookies.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I'll try that.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: So, what you're going to need is... One and a
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: half cups of all-purpose flour. And you put that in
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: a bowl. And add three cups of old-fashioned oats. The
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: old-fashioned kind. Not the quick oats. The old-fashioned. Add two
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: teaspoons of cinnamon. One teaspoon of baking soda. And one
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: teaspoon of salt. And then set that aside. Then, in
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: your mixer, add one cup of butter.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Which.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: You got to have it.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Make sure it's in the temperature. Hey, Donna.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Remember when we were young, Mom had that mixture that
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: had the two blades that popped in there?
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: I got my tongue caught on it. Yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you would be up and she would be
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: giving you cookies while all the rest of us are sleeping.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: That's how rotten he is.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: But my tongue got caught.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Why, you turned it on?
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, my Lord. Anyway, in your mixer, add one cup
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: of butter, which is two sticks of butter, okay? Yeah.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Make sure it's room temperature. One cup of brown sugar.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: One and a half cups of white sugar. No, I'm sorry.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Take that back. A third cup of white sugar.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Well, make up your mind, will you?
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: Because now I have to use an eraser.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: I was looking at the wrong thing.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: One third cup of white sugar. Mix until smooth.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: It's white out all over this paper that you're trying
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: to write down a recipe, Dave.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Add two eggs. All right. One tablespoon of vanilla.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Mix.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Mix it.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: And then add to the dry ingredients. And one and
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: a half cups of raisins. That's it. You don't even
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: have to put the raisins in there if you don't
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: like them. I like them.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: So, and then mix. And scoop on two. Scoop it
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: out with an ice cream scooper, place on a cookie
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: sheet with parchment paper, and bake at 350 for about
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: 12 to 14 minutes.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Easy peasy. Come on.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: I noticed Brian's not out there.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: When you see the edges getting nice and brown, you
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: know they're done.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Sounds good to me.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Easy peasy oatmeal raisin cookies. You want me to do
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: that again since you lost your pen, David? That's okay.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: You can watch the replay later on.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: There you go. Come on. It's better in person.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Everything is better in person.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Betty is a fan of yours, Henry. She likes
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: the rhymes. She likes when you rap.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, thank you, Betty. I, as you know, I'm
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: a poet and I don't know.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: It, but you got feet.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Don't get her started.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: All right. And you ready for my Thursday tidbits or
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: are you going to play a song?
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Uh, no, I have a question. Dave's question of the day.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: But I'm doing all kinds of, I'm testing.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Dave's question of the day. Okay. You ready? Yes.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: What food can you eat every day? Henry? Chicken. Okay.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Uh, uh, um, I have to agree with Henry. Chicken.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: And last but not least, Phil.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: It's unanimous.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Chicken.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: What about you?
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Chicken, banana, chicken.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Well, not chicken bananas. I don't know about that.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: I like bananas. I would probably say tacos.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, tacos.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: My wife makes tacos.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I thought you only had them on Tuesdays.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Chicken, banana.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: Chicken, banana.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, bananas are good for you for the potassium.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Chicken, banana.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Chicken, banana.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: All right. Now, I got one other question.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: You ready? Uh-oh.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Dylan's eggs. He got eggs.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. Eggs. That's right. All right. That's good
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: to have.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Are you ready?
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: All right. So, I got another question here. And I
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: wrote it down. So, it took me like hours. All right.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: What is something... From the 70s or 80s you wish
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: would come back?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's easy.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: The prices. The prices, okay.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Donna? Well, I can't say bell bottoms because they're already back.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Probably gas prices like Henry said, yeah. Food prices, yeah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Music.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Music.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, the music. You like that old stuff, huh?
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Well, if you want to hear old stuff, tune in
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: on Saturday mornings, 9 to 1, for Henry, the Weekend
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Variety Show.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute. I play current stuff, too.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. From the 21st century.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Do you play any, like, death metal music?
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: No, I kind of stay away from that. Yeah.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Well, I had Ozzy Osbourne on. There you go. I
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: love his Crazy Train.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good song.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: And also Taylor Swift. You know, Taylor Swift is coming
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: out with a new song.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Oops, I did it again?
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Good for her.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Good for her.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Anything going on in Harvard do we need to talk about?
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Shadow says Atari 2600 game system.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: He would.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: You know, Atari was pretty much fun. I mean, it
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: was tiring, but it was fun.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Missile Command. I love that.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: And by the way, Dave, if you said, what would
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: you like from the 50s? I would still say the prices.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: They were even better than the 60s, 70s, and 80s.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you'd be making less.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Do you remember when they had the embargo back in, what,
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: the 70s? And gas went up to 79 cents a gallon?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: I thought we were going to have a stroke.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Remember during that time when there's gas shortages, they
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: had the odd and even system?
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: You had to go buy your license plates. Yeah. You
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: always had to remember what your license plate number was.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: I flip it upside down.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's right. Yes. We can remember when gas was
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: like 79 cents a gallon, under a dollar a gallon.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: And it's funny. I watched some of the old Gomer
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Pyle shows where– especially when Gomer bought Sergeant Carter's car. Yeah. Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: You remember that?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And they would go to the gas station and
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I could see– It was like 66 cents a gallon
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Or Andy Griffin and Goober was the gas station attendant.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Good morning, Mayor.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Good morning, Mayor Kelly. Yeah, two days in a row. Wow.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I'd like to find out from him what's going
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: on in Harvard because he knows all the stuff.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Well, he's the one who would know. Don't ask me. Well,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: what's going on in Harvard?
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: He seems like he's working quite a bit, but I'd
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: like to get him on and ask him.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: There's all kinds of things that are going on behind
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: the scenes.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Well, the police department has done an upgrade, a lot
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: of promotions in there.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Well, that's right. Yeah, I did see that there was
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: a recent promotion.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I did too.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Carmen Sacco became the chief. after Tyson retired. And
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: then he just appointed Sergeant Dixon to be the deputy chief.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: And then they have a young man who is now
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: a sergeant. So everybody moved up a notch. That's pretty cool.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: That's nice, yeah.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, and let's see what else is going on. Yeah,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Chief Sacco and Deputy Dixon are proud to announce the
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: promotion of officer, did you say Kyle Macko?
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: That's who it is.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kyle Macko to the rank of sergeant with the
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Harvard Police Department. He was sworn in recently at 9.30
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: in the morning.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: See, the mayor has been busy doing a lot of swearing.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: And in fact, the mayor is so busy that he
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: won't be able to do his show. That's what I heard.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: What are we going to do about that?
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, there's only one mayor.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: If he can't do the show, there's no show. What
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: can we say? Anyway, he'll be back in November. Actually,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: the next show is going to be on November 3rd,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Election Day.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, and it's going to be after the big meeting
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: for the radio station.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, and it is open to the public.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Might be some changes.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: And actually, we can tell it's going to have the
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: date here. It's going to be on Thursday, October 22nd
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: at 7 o'clock.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: It's going to be Halloween at the station. Okay.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Well, Halloween will be a few days later.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Hey, Phil, make sure you bring cotton balls for your ears. Okay. Yeah.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: And before we get to some Thursday tidbits, for all
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: you Packers.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Fans out there.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: I'm going to bring my two laptops and have like
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: 80 people on Zoom.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Now, who's a Packers fan in our– is it Claudette?
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Yes. Claudette.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, she'd be happy to know, Claudette, that the
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Green Bay Packers open up their home season tonight on
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Thursday Night Football with a record of 1-1 playing the
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Atlanta Falcons. Woof. Yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: So we'll see how they do tonight. And don't forget,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: the Bears will be playing Monday night against the Philadelphia Eagles.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but aren't they the third string?
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Third.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Well, Caleb Williams.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Not Caleb, but you've Jersey.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Caleb Williams.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: I was going to have trouble with his name.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Caleb Williams. You have trouble with anything that's American.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Okay. Caleb Williams. They say it's week to week. So
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: it's still possible he could play. But I'd be shocked
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: if he does play.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: No, he's not.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: They don't want to take a chance.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: And also, too, all you Cubs and White Sox fans,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: they have not clinched just yet in the playoffs. It
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: could happen today. We'll see.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: We'll see.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Now, for the rest, is it time for my Thursday tidbits?
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, time to flip it.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Haven't you talked enough? Okay.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like it's a tidbit. All right, Henry. It's all yours,
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: little buddy, at 745. All right.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Okay. Thank you, Dave. Yes. You do Thursday tidbits. Yeah.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Especially on a Thursday.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: The 24th of September. All righty. I'm going to start
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: off with a couple of something you didn't know yesterdays.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Okay. Or I did you know, like Donna likes to do. Oh, yeah. Well,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: first of all, let's start off with coffee.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Super simple.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Did you know, or this is something you didn't know yesterday,
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: 8 million tons of coffee grounds end up in landfills
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: around the globe each year. Okay.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: You're careless with it.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: What was that, Phil?
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: You're careless with it? You spill it?
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: No.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: No, it has nothing to do with me. It's everybody.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's a lot of coffee grounds. 8 million tons.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Well, we drink a lot of coffee in America.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: That's right. But this is all around the globe, not
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: just the United States.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Everybody's fault.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It ain't just us.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Yes. And here's another something you didn't know from yesterday.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: 10 billion physical business cards are printed worldwide each year.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of business. Now, Dave, I know you
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: just printed some business cards. I guess you're part of
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: the 10 billion. Yes. Oh, yeah. That's a lot of
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: business cards.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Well, it's $ 9, 999, 001. Okay.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: All righty. Now, Donna, you mentioned something about butter in
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: your recipe before. Well, our next story has to do
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: about butter. And you wouldn't believe this. I'm going to
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: take you back to the year 1766. They churned it. No, no,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell you. That's about 260 years ago.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: And it actually happened The exact date– there was a
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: college protest that happened at Harvard University. Okay. Not the
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Harvard we're thinking of, the other Harvard. It actually happened
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: on September 23rd, 1766. This is about 10 years before
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: the Declaration of Independence in 1766. Anyway, Harvard students launched
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: what is generally regarded as the first known student protest
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: on an American college campus. At the time, only seven
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: colleges had been established in the colonies. Again, this is
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: the year 1766. These were still in the colonies. There
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: was no United States back then. Now fed up with
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: bad and unwholesome butter in Harvard's dining commons, senior Asa
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Dunbar confronted a tutor and according to a later biblical
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: style student account, declared, behold, our butter stinketh. That's what
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: the student said.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: That's what they went down to cook.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Students, listen to this. Students subsequently walked out of the
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: dining hall and ate in town. Now, the dispute lasted
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: for weeks, with Harvard eventually acknowledging the bad butter while
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: disciplining student leaders at one point. Roughly half the student
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: body was suspended, all because they didn't like the butter.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: So what was wrong with the butter?
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: They said it stunk.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe they didn't churn it the right way.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: The thing is because it's made with milk, okay?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: So what happens if you leave it out too long
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: without using it, yeah, it's going to have a smell
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: to it. It's time to get rid of it.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Well, let me say this. We've come a long way
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: in 260 years when they first went on protest about butter. Nowadays,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: it's very serious when college kids protest. You know, they're
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: protesting wars.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Have you ever left things in the refrigerator like way
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: past their due date?
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, I just forgot that.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yes.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: And it's got a little bit of hair growing on it.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. If that's the case, you sure need it.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: You could try it. Yeah. I meant to tell Dave
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: don't eat that, but he did it right there.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's fast. He's fast. He's really fast.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: As I said, when I saw the story, I couldn't
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: believe it, that they all protested about butter. Wow. We've
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: come a long way since then, as they say.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Well, butter is better.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Now I've got three wacky but true stories very quickly.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: And the first one comes from the United Arab Emirates.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: At a hair salon in the United Arab Emirates, a
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: woman was attacked by a python while she was getting
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: her hair done. Now she was rescued by another woman
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: who unwrapped the snake from around her leg.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: And they thought it was a new hairdo.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, that was crazy.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: If I was that woman, I don't know if I'd
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: go back to that same hair salon after that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was the stylist's pet.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Maybe. All right.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Hey, Phil, you could be right about that.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Boy, you're a genius. Yep.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: And who says I don't compliment you?
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: All right. Okay.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Our next story comes from China. Well, which is very apropos.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: We have a visitor from China for the next couple
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: of days. Oh, and tonight's the state dinner.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, and by the way, too, Trump is very upset
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: with them.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: He gave them a thing of ramen noodles, and that's
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: from Japan. Okay.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Now, they say that tonight's the state dinner, and now
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Trump was complaining, boy, I wish we had the ballroom.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: We could have thousands of people. Because I think they
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: can only invite, like, over 100 people.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: And they say it's the toughest ticket in town.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Well, that ain't enough people for him.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, that's why they're building the ballroom, to have
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: more people.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Whatever. Anyway, we'll see. Anyway, this is a story from China.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: A burglar was detained for breaking into and staying in
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: unoccupied luxury homes in China.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: He was busted after he posted pictures of himself hanging
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: outside inside the homes. What a stupid criminal that is. Yeah.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: He got busted because he was enjoying his time from
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: the police, and then he posted the pictures.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: And he was doing selfies. Yes.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Yes. Oh, Lord. That's it. All right.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: That's one way of getting caught.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: You can say that again. Oh, that's one way of
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: getting caught. Okay. Literally, I had to say that again.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: All right. And finally, this is kind of another stupid story.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Out of the UK, where you used to live, police
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: in the UK received a tip about where a prison
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: escapee was living. Now, sure enough, the man... The man
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: had been living in his own home for 18 months,
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: believe it or not.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: In fact, police never checked the house for the escapee.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: How stupid can the police be? That's where the man
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: was hiding all that time for 18 months. Wow. All righty.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Don't they call the police bobbies.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: In England, I believe? Yeah. They wear funny hats.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: Bobby.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Yes. Anyway, I'm through. Back to you.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: I wonder why they wear those hats because it makes
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: them like three foot tall.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: You're not through. You just started.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Boy, don't you know that.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You got to get her done, bud.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: All righty.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Well, how about a song?
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: I got to go to bed. Come on. I got
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: to go to bed.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: We don't have time.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: You don't have time.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's 53.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: I got eight minutes.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Actually, seven minutes.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: Who's counting?
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lord. You are. You are. They call him Mr. Correcto.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: You ready?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: All right, let's get to it.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: You're listening to Dave in the Morning. Who is this
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: idiot that you've got on the radio? It's Dave in
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: the Morning.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: You like the food, babe? Yeah, I mean, you cooked
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: it perfectly.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, so why are you in the fridge?
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: I just got to grab something. What's the problem?
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Jordan.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Babe, let's be honest with ourselves right now, all right? Okay?
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: This needs hot sauce. That's right.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: I said it.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: You mad, I get it. This needs hot sauce.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Turn up the spice.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Bring up the heat. Yeah.
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: You know, you know, you know we need some hot sauce.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: One drop does it. Shout out to my cousins.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Nicaragua, Managua.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Sauce is lava. I need some agua. Lips burning.
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: Face red.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Stomach churning, start to sweat.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: Got the sauce off the internet, pop the cap off.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: And she said, if it's burning now, it's burning later.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: Got the sauce out, she thinks I'm a hater. Like
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: 20 drops of liquid fear. To be honest, I'm a
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: little scared. Took a whiff and burned some hairs.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: What's the diff? I'm a buccaneer.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: Nose running, people start to stare.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: If it don't bring the heat, don't bring it around here.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: This needs hot sauce.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. I said it. Come on, not you guys.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: You mad, I get it.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: This needs hot sauce.
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: Turn up the spice, bring up the heat.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: You know, you know, you know we need some hot sauce.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: All right, guys, I get it.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: That's a spicy meatball.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: You know, you know, we.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Need some hot sauce.
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: Don't get mad when I come over and I bring
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: a bottle of Cholula or a Days Gourmet special order.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: Louisiana's with the Dr.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Order.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: Eyes roll when I start to order. I even make
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: Chinese south of the border. I even grease my hair
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: like a Casanova. Taste buds explode like a supernova. Gotta
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: chill out cause I'm getting older. Little worried I might
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: have an ulcer. Still gonna add a couple drops in
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: my salsa. Make you dance like you're John Travolta. Yeah,
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: heat waves straight through the jaw. The sauce so hot
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: nearly dropped my uvula. Pop so loud I got the Ebola.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: Proud cause the sauce called Diablo. It's Diablo.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I said it.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You mad. I get it.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: This needs hot sauce.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Turn up the spice. Bring up the heat. Yeah.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: You know, you know, you know we need some hot sauce.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: That's a spicy meatball.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: You know, you know, you know we need some hot sauce.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Turn up the spice.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Bring up the heat. Hey.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: You know, you know, you know we need some hot sauce.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: I'm kind of a lot like hot sauce.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: It's a thought that I can't take my mind off.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Too much of me, you'll need a meprazole.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Lining up shots of Pepto-Bismol.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, test your patience, so take me in moderation. Yeah,
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: I think you know the saying, if you can't stand
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: the heat, then stay out the kitchen. Yeah, it needs it.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: I'm barely breathing.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: I'm dry heaving, but it still needs hot sauce.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Does it really though?
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Yo, this needs hot sauce.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Mason James Gardner, step away from the refrigerator.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Come on, just a couple drops. That's my boy. All right, guys,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: who wants soggies?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Why do I even bother?
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: All right, there you have it, the hot sauce song
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: with Jordan and the gang. Only here on the Dave
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: in the Morning Show at 757, Mr. Stevens, old buddy.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Well, you're making it tough for me today.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Every day.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, every day.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, I do love that song, so I'm glad you're
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: playing it. Oh, yeah. All right. Now I'm inspired to
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: do the next bit.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Eat some hot sauce. Okay.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Well, not now. I've got to do this day in
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: miscellaneous history. Can I get started?
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, go ahead.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Well, I want to.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: I want to. All right, here we go. It's September 24th,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: and on this day in miscellaneous history, back in 1789,
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: the U.S. Congress passed the first Judiciary Act. Now, the
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: act provided for an attorney general at lower federal courts.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: So that's how the Attorney General got started by this
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: act in 1789. Did you know that?
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: I did not.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Okay. You learned something new today.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: That's what I heard.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Yes. Also, on the state of 1960, the first nuclear-powered
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: aircraft carrier was launched. And believe it or not, it
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: was called the USS Enterprise.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: No.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Set out from Newport News, Virginia. Now I know how
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: were the people from Star Trek.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: How they got that Enterprise.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. A year later on this date. I thought it
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: was a rental car. Yes. Also on this date in 1961,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: the Bullwinkle Show premiered in prime time on NBC TV.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: I remember that.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Did you know the show was originally on ABC
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: in the afternoon, and it was called Rocky and His Friends?
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Did you know that?
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember that, too.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, all right. Boy, you remember it all, Phil.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: I was in the cartoons.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: I was all kids.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Well, you're still in the cartoons.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: Hey, Henry. Yes? Take the hint. All right.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Okay. I'm going.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Now, also on this date, a lot of famous TV.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: She's drooping her eyes a little bit on you.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a show that premiered on this day in 1968.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: She's got, like, bags.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, never mind. She always has them.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: I'm almost done. Almost done. There was a show that
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: premiered in 1968 that's still on the air.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: American Bandstand?
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: No. 60 Minutes.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Has been around for 58 years and they're still counting.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: You get it? Still counting. Anyway, that premiered on this day,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: the 1968 on CBS. Also on that same day on ABC,
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: the Mod Squad premiered. And also on this day, the 1977,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: the Love Boat premiered.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: You actually watched that, didn't you? You did watch that.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I did watch it from time to time. And it
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: was sung by Jack Jones. The theme from that song
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: is a great song.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: And that was written, by the way, by Paul Williams
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: and Charles Fox. Also on this date in 2003, the
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: great actor Anthony Hopkins received a star on the Hollywood
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Walk of Fame. And if you're wondering, he's still alive.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: He's 88 years old.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Okay. And this day in music history, 1955 on this date,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: when you were just a couple of months old, Judy
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Garland made her TV debut on the four-star Jubilee on CBS.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: In 1968 on this date, the Vogues received a gold
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: record for Turn Around, Look at Me. I'd also like
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: their record Five O'Clock World, but that's a great record,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Five O'Clock World. Also on this date in 1971, Yes
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: started their fragile tour.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: It's almost gone down, almost.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: In Devon, England, it was their first tour with Rick Wickman.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: And in 1982, Prince's 1999 single was released. You get that?
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: That happened in 82, a song about 1999. And Elvis
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame in 1998.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: And I'm asking, what took them so long? They had
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: to wait until 1998? And of course, we think of
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: our good friend Jim Elvis Matthews. Did we mention Elvis?
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: All righty, it is 8.01. I'm almost done. How about
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Celebrity Birthday? Okay, thank you. And here we go. Actor
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Ben Platt. from Dear Evan Hansen, a great Broadway musical,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: is 33 years old today.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Wow. Over the hill.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: He's accomplished a lot in his 33 years.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Like what?
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Well, he won a Tony Award.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: That's accomplishment.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: That's, well, okay. Also, on this date, in 19... Oh, no,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I mean the birthday.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: We're losing Donna.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Hurry up, man.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: It's going. She's going quick.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Actress-writer Nia Vardalos, who... who was in the movie My
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Big Fat Greek Wedding. She is 64 today. Actor Kevin Sorbo,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: who is in Hercules, The Legendary Journeys, is 68. From
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: NYPD Blue, actor Gordon Clapp is 78. And from one
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: of the angels, from the singer group The Angels, singer
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Phyllis Jiggs-Albert Tirico is 84.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: And 802, I'm through. Back to you. I'm only a
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: couple minutes late.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Not bad for you.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Donna, thank you for hanging out there. I see that
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: you are closing your eyes on him. You're riveted.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Have a good day's sleep.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Not yet.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Before we go and go back to bed for some
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: of us, we want to thank Gardner Environmental Services, especially
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: with their new website, GardnerEnvironmental.com. Check that out. Also, SignCrafters.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute. That's not SignCrafters. There you go.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: SignCrafters.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Here's your sign.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: You're too tired. I did it for you. I also
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: want to thank Honorable Mention Superior Skids in Harvard, Illinois.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Sandra Alkerzer, who's also the Executive Director
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: of the Harvard Chamber of Commerce. Okay, now I'm tired.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: I'm going back to bed.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Hey, Phil, one quick look at the weather. One more time, buddy.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Just one more time.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: We've got cloudy conditions and 55 degrees.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Hey!
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Hey!
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: Wow, we're going to have a high of 70. Yeah. Nice, nice, nice.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: It's going to be chilly.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: It's going to be.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: A good day.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Enjoy.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Adios.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: All right. Have a great day, everybody. Thank you for
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: tuning in. We will be back, unfortunately, tomorrow right here
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: on the Day of the Morning Show if Donna wakes up.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I will.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: Everybody say goodbye.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Have a good day. Ciao.