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WANNA FUCK YOUR AUNT? · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess Mistress Mia. Today is the Me and Poe show.
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Now Poe and I, we have talked several times on the show about
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ABDL and we have put it in the best light that it can be in
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because this is how it is. You can be sexualized, but in
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the adult fun way. It's true.
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But today it gets really fucking dirty.
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Kinky. It's it's a story to be told.
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It really. Is.
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You know, just like the umbrella of EDSM, I feel like with being
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an adult baby or a diaper lover or playing the role of daddy or
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mommy Dom, any of those things, you know, it's a kink.
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It's fun and it's very light. And to me, the adult baby always
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has this, this fun, light, caring kind of way things.
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And so the other morning I had this gentleman call me and he
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likes to be called Baby Tay. OK, little Tay, Tay.
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OK. Little Tay Tay hey.
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Little Tay, I like it. You like it?
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I like it. So he called me and it was 6:45
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in the morning. Wow.
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Yeah, it's kind of over early. A little bit early now he
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doesn't know that I wake up at 3:00 in the morning.
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He. Don't need to know that either,
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He. Don't need to know that no one
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else does either. So no one else take note of
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that. But anyway, he called me and I
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was really annoyed because I feel like you can text me but
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don't fucking call me that early, you know.
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Anyway, he was in his own little world.
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He's like, oh, I didn't realize it was this early.
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Well, I answered the phone and I said what?
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And he's like Mistress Mia. And I heard his voice.
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I remembered his voice. I had talked to him before,
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okay? I didn't remember his name
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specifically. How long ago was that you talked
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to him? He had called me about a year
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ago, okay. And I think he just comes to
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Florida to visit. Okay.
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And he'd called me, remembered me.
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And he's like, you know, I've listened to the show, etcetera,
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etcetera. And he's like, you know, I
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wanted to pretty much call you and talk to you.
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I said, I already know. He's like, what do you mean?
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You already know? I said, you want to talk to me
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because you're an adult baby. He's like, how did you remember
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that? And I said, trust me, I remember
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people's voices, the things that happened.
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I remember these things. Rain like a steel trap.
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It. Is it's crazy.
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So when he called me, I was like, OK, so we're going to talk
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about, I said, for one, this is a big broad spectrum of things,
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but refresh my mind now, how old are you?
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And he's like, I'm 41. I said, OK, so you've never been
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married. He's like, how did you know?
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I said again, I remember these things.
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You never been married. He's pretty much, I want to say
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he's like an engineer or a salesman, some type of, you
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know, very professional setting. But he he speaks very well.
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He's very, you know, fluid in a lot of things we were talking
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about because we talked. About a lot of Abd LS are.
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They really are. People think that, you know,
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they're not Intel. The BDSM scene in general, it
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amazes me that it's some of the most horrific people and some of
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the most successful people and most intelligent people wind up
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practicing BDSM. And I've always found that very
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not peculiar, but very fascinating.
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Yeah, yeah, I, you know, there. To me, it's almost like you're
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an artist, you know, it's like you're creative.
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It's your art. It's an art form.
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BDSM is a fucking art form. I love.
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That you're right. I love that.
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Yeah. Now I will say I've seen some
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really classless cross dressers over the year.
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Yeah. But we won't hold against them
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because they're still snack. Sorry.
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Yeah. That song says I like my
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trannies just a little on the trashy side.
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Fuck. Yes, I love them all.
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Trashy, but any here. So when he called me, we were
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discussing the concept of what's going on in his life and how
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he's still single and he hasn't been in a long term relationship
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in quite some time. And I said you know why you're
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single? And he's like, because of the
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adult baby. I said no, no, it's about being
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honest with yourself and being honest with others and
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projecting how you feel because guaranteed there's a woman out
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there who's going to be accepting.
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They're going to be cool with it.
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I said, so let's go back. Tell me when it began.
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And he said that he was a bed wetter.
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And yeah, bed wetter up until it was like 12.
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OK. And which?
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Is not as uncommon as a lot of people think when it comes to to
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guys when it the development in that area and they can
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definitely last that long. Yeah, And you got premature
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bladder issues. I mean, there's all sorts of
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things that children can have at that age.
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And so I told him, I said, well, how did how did everyone handle
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it? And he said, well, my parents
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were very understanding of it. You know, they just, they gave
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me diapers. Here you go.
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This was it. You know, we made it kind of a
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routine thing. And he's like, but during the
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summer, when my mom worked a lot, I stayed with my aunt,
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right. All summer.
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OK. And, you know, his aunt, I said
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hold on this. So she's like 10 years older
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than you. And she.
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Yeah, she's like 1012 years older than him.
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So not a big age, you know? And he's like, you remember
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this? Yes, I remember this.
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OK, so Tay, tell me, what's the deal with you and your aunt?
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You go back to it and blah, blah, blah.
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And he said that he always had a very strong attraction for his
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aunt. I said, well, she's divorced
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now, isn't she? He says, how'd you know?
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And I said, well, you're talking about her and your wheels are
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already turning. You're thinking something,
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right? So she's available.
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OK, OK. Yeah.
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And so we get in this conversation and he tells me how
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his aunt used to spank him, used to spank him with a wooden
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spoon, give him, you know, spankings when he wouldn't put
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his diaper on the right way or he would pee in bed and you'd
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get attention. And she did not want to have to
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replace the mattress. And, you know, he would be
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reprimanded. She wasn't easy on him like his
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mom and dad, right? And so ultimately, he said that
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he has thought about that over and over again, that he's
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continued to wear diapers through his entire adult life.
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Okay cuz he connected something sexual to that time frame in his
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life and therefore that started him down.
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I understand that. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely
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understand that. Right.
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And so you got to hear the conversation because he called
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the first day and I gave him pointers on, hey, you should,
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you should go and approach your aunt.
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And he was like, I don't know if I want to do that.
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You know, I'm a little scared. And he even had the audacity to
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ask me after we hung up if I would tell his aunt and explain
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to her. Like I'm gonna call this strange
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woman and be like, yo, Susan, Hey Susan, you, your nephew has
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hots for you, wants you to change his diaper, spank his ass
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and maybe let him breastfeed. Be honestly, I think I would
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have rather heard that conversation than the
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conversation that you had with him.
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Fuck yes. You know, that would have been
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funny. Right.
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So ultimately he accepted the fact that I was not going to
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call Aunt Susan. And so he went.
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He went and I gave him advice. I said, you know, buy her
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flowers, tell her how special she is.
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She's always been the special woman that directed him down a
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great path in life and how important she is to him.
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And and then I said smell good, have a fresh haircut, you know,
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look your best. I said make her dinner, right?
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So he took my advice. OK, he goes over her house that
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night and what does he do? He makes her dinner.
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I also said when you're done with dinner and you clean up,
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you go rub her feet. And I said, then see if she lets
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you kiss her toes. OK, it's a good test.
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It's a good test. It's a good yeah, litmus test.
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I like it. Sure the fuck it was.
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Never bring her anything else like.
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Oh, bottle of wine. Yeah, there you go.
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Yeah, maybe some flour or something of that nature.
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Yes, he brought her flowers, wine, made her dinner.
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OK, he's doing all this shit so. Good on him.
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Right. And so you know, he's he's a 41
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year old guy. He needs to get something right.
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He's a grown ass man. She's a grown ass woman.
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And he goes over, he's having a great time with her and he's
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texting me in between like things are going great.
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Thanks. I love it.
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Is that not? Hilarious.
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I can't remember the, the the play, but you were the, the
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person, you know, sitting in the bushes, that kind of thing.
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And he's as he needs encouragement.
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You're texting. Oh, do this, do this, do this,
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do this. Roxanne, like Steve Martin when
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he was coaching the guy to seduce Cyril Hannah.
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Yeah, something, it was based on a on a older play, and I don't
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think it was Shakespeare, but it was around that time frame.
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OK. But yeah, So yeah, basically
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it's, you know, someone. Coaxing.
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Whispering in their ear to say hey try this do this do this cuz
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this will make you successful. Yes, they didn't have the game
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that they needed to have to be able to do it themselves.
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Exactly. Let's be honest, some of us
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don't have it. You don't.
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Have exactly you get out of. Practice exactly, exactly it.
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You know, it's easier for a woman.
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It really is. I think so.
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I think so. I think it's, well, OK.
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You know, my thing of it is it's easier for a woman because the
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double standard is a woman can approach a man and be sexually
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inappropriate and there's no repercussions because a guy's
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going to be like, Oh, yeah, OK. Here.
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Yeah, you're not. You're not wrong about that.
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You know it's true, yeah. Whereas opposed, if we do it to
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a female, then we got to worry about oh wells.
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Fucking rich. Are going to call us and there's
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the cops gonna knock on our door.
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They're gonna think we're, you know, all this other type of
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stuff. So yeah, yes, I I see your
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point. Yeah.
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So it's a double standard. But you know, I know there's a
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lot of women who they don't have fucking game either.
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You know, they've let themselves go.
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They don't have a mindset of being like, hey, I'm a fucking
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woman. I have a great fucking vagina.
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That's it. Let me go find a man.
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Yeah, there's a lot of power in that V if.
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It's fun. That is, I know that power.
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We want to feel the. Power, but you know, you think
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about it for a guy who you know, men have the concept to say,
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hey, my reality is my self worth is in what I accomplish, what I
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do, what I make and what I have versus a woman.
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It's like, bitch, I got a pussy. It's true.
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It's true. It's very true and y'all takes
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much better pictures than ours. Oh, it does.
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I, I I. It does.
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You have. To send one even in my life,
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because every time I do it, I'm like, no, no.
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Now you want to know the trick. Of that, what's that?
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The trick of it is don't show it.
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Give the allure. You know, I agree with you
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because the first one that I sent when I have, I have this
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cock cage on right now. Yeah.
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And I was like, you know what, it covers up enough.
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It gives a little bit of a yeah, I'm actually comfortable sending
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this to a particular person. Yeah, just to go.
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Hey. What'd they think of?
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It she thought it was hot and then she proceeded to try and
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turn me on just to torture me and it was it was it.
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I'm OK with it. That's beautiful.
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I'm OK with it by the way. I upped the game.
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Yes, I'm taking a Viagra every 8 hours.
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You were fucking torturing your. Saying slut, it's just what it
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comes down. To Oh my God, I.
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Wanted to make sure this was a it was a good game.
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If I'm going to. Play it.
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I want to play it to the extreme.
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Wow, OK, so the audience needs to understand that I bought the
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cock cage for my cock Sissy and you like the looks of it and you
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went on and you bought the same one but in black.
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I did, but I also heard that maybe a person put a certain
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time limit on how long they could wear it.
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Yes, because he's a bitch. And so I wanted to see if it was
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possible, if what he was really bitching about it's true.
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And let me talk. He doesn't have big testicles.
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Yeah, he has little compact nuts.
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That's what they are. Yeah.
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They're not even Brazilian. They're little fucking acorns.
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OK. Little blueberries.
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Little. Fucking blueberries.
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But he's got a nice big fat Dick, so if anything should be
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hurt and it's his fucking Dick. Not as nuts, right?
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I don't know. That's it.
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I thought we could try it out and see.
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See. You know what it's all about.
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Well, the chastity cage suits you and I love the black.
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I do love that. There's something about it.
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Yeah. I don't know.
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It sounds weird. Yeah, No, go ahead.
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But it's almost like fishnets on a on a woman.
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Yeah. To where, you know, just, it has
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the holes just in the right spot to where you can just do certain
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little things. It adds a mystery to it.
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Yes. And the weight of it, I don't
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know. It's something about it, a look
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to it, I guess. I'd like the fishnets on the
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lady. So Madame Liv just came in and
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joined. She was just having her feet
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molested. Did you enjoy that live?
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Yes, I did. Now we were talking, but when I
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were discussing about our adult baby caller, baby Tay and his
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Aunt Susan. And so he went over to Aunt
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Susan's house and he was texting me in between saying things are
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going great. And so he called me today and
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he's like divulging all this lovely information about how he
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went over with Aunt Susan and he made her dinner.
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He cleaned up after dinner, he took her flowers, he took her
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wine. And she was really kind of like
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thrown off by the wine. And he's like, then she kind of
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got a little suspicious when he was making dinner and being so
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quiet and secretive that she had to come over and check to see
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what he was doing. And she's like, you know, it's
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weird. You've never brought me wine.
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And then you bring me flowers. And he's like, well, you know, I
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just want to celebrate the most important woman of my life.
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And ultimately, they had a very nice dinner.
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And he's like, can I rub your feet?
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And so I told him I said you get on the floor, get on your hands
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and knees and he got down there and starts rubbing it.
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Susans feet as PO adjusting his cock cage it.
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Pitched a little bit there for saying.
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So I said, did you kiss her feet like I told you, kiss her little
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toes? He says.
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I did, and she was wearing shorts and I could see her pair
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shorts to her panties. I said, yeah, 'cause Aunt
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Susan's a hoe. She's a hoe.
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I can't wait to hear more. And so ultimately, he said, her
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reaction was her putting her head back, closing her eyes, and
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he kissed her feet all the way up to the knees and was kissing
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her legs. OK.
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Now, I don't know about you all, but that's never transpired
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between me and my nephews. And PO, I'm pretty sure you
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haven't done that with your aunt.
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Yeah, I don't. I don't think that's an activity
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that would go well at the family.
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Reunions, no. And and so then he says that
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after everything he said, she invited, I did him on the couch
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to snuggle. And I said, now I snuggled with
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my nephews when they're four and five years old, right?
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Maybe up till yeah, they're 12, right before they're being a
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little man, right? You know, being all cute, See,
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watching a movie, that's cool, right?
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But he's 41. She's 56.
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Aunt Susan got a hard on for her nephew now at this point.
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And I said to him, I said, you know, game is on.
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He's like, really? You think I said, bitch, do you
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think that your aunt finds it normal that you, her nephew, is
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going to be sucking on some toes and kissing her toes and working
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all the way up to her legs? He's like, huh, yeah, This is
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why he's single. He is dumb.
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Yeah, yeah. He is dumb, he does not get
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this. That's why he's probably an
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engineer, because most engineers are fucking oblivious.
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They're they're they're fucking blood smart.
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But when it comes to, you know, yeah, life smart and.
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Street fucking your aunt, No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You know, every teach their own. So Engineer.
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So I'm finding myself at a moral standpoint here where I'm
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thinking, damn Mia's Really. She's promoting fucking incest
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because I said to him, hey, you want to fuck your aunt?
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This is the way you got it. Right.
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And I said, you want to get some he.
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So he ends up telling her through this dinner, after
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everything, that he brought a pack of diapers with him and
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that he brought the diapers he didn't have any on.
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But, you know, he is a diaper wearer and he is drawn to that
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lifestyle. And she was asking him
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questions. She was inquisitive about it.
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I said, that's your sign. And he's like, really?
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Yes, dumb ass. Yes, right.
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Your aunt will fuck you and change your diaper.
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And I said now tonight, do the same thing.
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Make her dinner, take it over there to her, take her some
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wine, and then when dinner's over with, pull your pants down,
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show her the diaper you got on and give her a wooden spoon and
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say, hey, remind me, mommy. See there, there's a little bit
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more of a natural progression that you could instead of just
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putting yourself right out there as you just, you wear something
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already that you know when you bend over, it's going to expose
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the upper part of the diaper. If you're actually cooking
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dinner, you have that wooden spoon that you're cooking dinner
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with. Yeah.
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Then you're exposed in the diaper subliminally, you're
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holding the wooden spoon. It's going to connect the two in
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their minds. You're going to incept them
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without them maybe realizing what you're doing.
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And it's a natural progression at that point, yeah.
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I like it. Yeah.
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So he's supposed to call us back and let us know that.
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Ultimate ready? For Part 3 already.
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I'm dedicated. You know, it's when you start a
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movie and you're like, hey, this is OK movie.
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Then it gets to the middle. Like I just got to see how it
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ends now. Got to see.
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How it ends cuz I told him. I said, you know, you could be
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living with your aunt in six months.
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He's like, really? You think I said yes, dumb fuck
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yes, you could tell people you're saving money and she
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needs a man around the house cuz she's all alone.
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I said fuck, you can go to Italy next year and you know, flaunt
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your aunt like she's your fucking girlfriend.
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Quit being a bitch, all right? So there's Mia's rant on some
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incestuous fun. I just got an e-mail.
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Somebody wants to be permanently castrated.
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What did we just say? I don't.
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Understand that. He he was talking about putting
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little rubber bands on his balls and letting them die and fall
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off. I've heard of people doing that.
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I would love to see what a Dick look like without balls but I
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just don't know if I would be able to do it though I.
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Could not. I mean, it used to be done, you
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know, throughout history that way, and they would tie them off
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and then that's basically what a eunuch is.
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But yeah, you'll see permanently castrated.
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So I read a story on the podcast, one of the episodes.
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It was something about farming. I don't remember the name of it,
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but someone had sent me the story, but it was about a cousin
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who goes to the farm outside of town to visit his other cousin
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to stay with her for the summer. And he finds that he is drawn to
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her and he becomes very attracted to her.
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And she ultimately castrates him at the end of the story.
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And that's what it's about. And they they were using that
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tool that you castrate. Bulls with.
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Yeah, same thing. It's the same tool, they're just
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smaller, right? Yeah, do they seem?
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To be like, do you know what this is and what it does?
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And I was like, I've seen it for nipples.
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Yeah. But I've never seen it, you
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know, Cuz you have you put those.
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Do they have a way to be able to put the rubber band on a nipple?
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Yes, but you don't have it tight.
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It's just a small little nipple, right?
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But it was about the same size as that.
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I was like, do you put that on your balls?
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He was like, yeah, I want to be permanently castrated.
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I don't, I don't. It does not compute.
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I'm sorry. OK, to me, I'm thinking, what
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did you do you to feel like you deserve that?
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That's a great question. That's that's.
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Because you know you want to be punished in some way.
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So what happened that made you feel that way?
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So if he does come in as a client, I would still like to
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work with him, but I wouldn't permanently castrate him.
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Yeah, fuck no. Well, yeah, I mean that's does
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he want? To be a cross dresser or a trans
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person. I don't know, all I know is the
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castration stuff. Sometimes they feel burdened by
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having male genitalia. So that could be something that
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he feels. Guilty about maybe.
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It's very, very interesting. I don't know, but bottom line,
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Mama, Daddy fucked him up. Just saying.
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And it's usually the Mama fucking him up.
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It's like, why are you touching your Dick?
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You know that's not right. It's usually something to that
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effect. Fuck me.
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Yeah, I didn't know those people, like still existed like.
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Those fucking people exist. Now Charles wanted to be
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castrated too. Right, I do, but he was.
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I think he was thinking like he would die if he got castrated.
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He thought would be at the end of the line.
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That's how I saw it when we talked.
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About no. So he.
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Want to be permanently cashed and you just wouldn't want to do
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it, is that right? Yeah, he wanted to be completely
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emasculated with nothing left of his manhood, but he also likes
23:00
dressing up as a Sissy, and I think if he could.
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Damn them balls get in the. Way, Yeah.
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I'm sorry I have so much duct tape down there before I would
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ever start cutting things off. And you can push them into your
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body. I would go that route too.
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You know, because sometimes. You're not there.
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Duct tape them and. Usually when I'm doing like
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cages or any CBT or something, sometimes they'll run away from
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me and I go find yeah, yeah. Mine definitely did that
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whenever I was trying to adjust them in this thing.
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Like where'd you go? Where'd you go?
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Look at there you are. But like, I was just in there
23:33
for a minute. Very true.
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Well, yeah, Justin's going to make a pit stop over to see
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Mistress Mia very soon. Good.
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I'm going to suffocate him with my feet and possibly sit on his
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face. Yeah, we'll see how that goes.
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Yeah, you got some aggression you need to let out.
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Stop. Stop trying to come over.
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Yeah, I. Do.
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Yeah, I know. But I'd really like to inflict
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it on the deserving individual. So on that note, PO, I say you
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tell us goodbye. All right, my this has been the
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latest episode of. Call me Mistress.