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- 0:00we've come up to the big 300 number yes and that got me thinking about numbers
- 0:05okay okay I sort of started thinking about people I've slept with okay what's
- 0:09number related cuz you're like what's a what's a 300 related fact yeah welcome
- 0:14to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
- 0:20Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
- 0:26Things nerdy I did I start Ed to realize I
- 0:32can't name everyone I've slept with okay do you think you guys could I'm not
- 0:36asking you to I'm just thinking does that include people whose names I didn't
- 0:40know even at the time well that's part of the problem I have as well there are
- 0:45quite a few where even if I was SP with them a few times I may not have known
- 0:48their name I guess I'm just not as cool as you cuz I could one as cool as Luke I
- 0:53could definitely name them all if I if I sat down matt I could name all the women
- 0:57you've slept with
- 1:02yep yes I don't know if I'm bragging to say like oh I with a huge number or not
- 1:06but yeah what I'll think you about what I'll think about 300 episodes sounds a
- 1:10little bit like it depends what's the number of STI you've gotten as well yeah
- 1:14I'm amazingly none no idea how I skipped that I think cuz I had cancer the cancer
- 1:21consumed that radiation yeah yeah all that radiation just kept me healthy so
- 1:25you're like Spider-Man now at the door he's like Spider-Man but with STDs yeah
- 1:30STD man yeah maybe don't don't advertise that name but just know that you are
- 1:34that not maybe should have opened with this so yeah 300 well done guys we did
- 1:39it we got here that's right I remember there was a time where we weren't sure
- 1:42we're going to get to 100 y yeah that was back when we were or even one if
- 1:46we're going to talk about numbers Matt you and I are going to be 40 next year
- 1:52yes thanks for that you're welcome sucks to be you guys that
- 1:57doesn't sound right though does it no this is what those things where like
- 2:01when my parents well even when my parents were like 30 I thought they were
- 2:06mature oh yeah and responsible MH you guys are about to hit 40 and I don't see
- 2:12that in use at all no I wonder if my parents felt like this when they were my
- 2:18age like like [ __ ] am what the [ __ ] am I doing like you know or if is it just like by
- 2:25the time your parents were 40 Matt they had a bunch of kids that's what I'm
- 2:28saying I think I was 20 by the time my mom was 40 yeah and we're all just here
- 2:33going like [ __ ] I wish I had time to play some more video games
- 2:37yeah different one of us have kids right exactly well that's the other thing that
- 2:42uh you've managed to skip yep that one I could actually chalk up to cancer hey
- 2:46Luke there's no shame in having irradiated sperm okay super sperm I like
- 2:52I did say there was shame in it yeah like the kind of sperm The Wanderer has
- 2:57in in in the Fallout games oh in your head Cannon
- 3:03yeah also my head Cannon what I call my
- 3:07[Laughter]
- 3:12dick so happy New Year uh listeners it's good to be back we missed you yeah first
- 3:18podcast well that's I I've missed us yeah and what this it's but what two
- 3:24weeks 3 weeks yeah it's been been a long time I've missed it thanks listeners for
- 3:29sticking with us for 300 episodes those of you that have been here since the
- 3:32beginning and those of you who joined later and then went back and went back
- 3:35to the beginning and those of you who couldn't go all the way back to the
- 3:36beginning cuz we were like [ __ ] those early episodes are garbage let's get rid
- 3:40of them trust me you don't want to go back to the beginning but thanks uh
- 3:44there's two recap episodes that have literally everything good from those
- 3:48early episodes and you can hear the audio quality all you ever need to hear
- 3:53yeah yeah we were we were learning how to podcast well look uh we're all stretched
- 3:59all over the globe these days but uh when we first started doing this podcast
- 4:02we were all in Sydney and we used to record out of uh the same room for the
- 4:07first uh first year or so so in Sydney New Year's news uh Sydney boasts to have
- 4:13one of the best New Year's fireworks display in the world and this year was
- 4:18uh was no exception except that at the end when the big uh light up date came
- 4:23up uh it was the wrong year really yeah
- 4:28that's a bit of a mess up up yeah yeah you've got one job well the committee
- 4:33said that it actually takes about 18 months to plan a fireworks display so
- 4:38they had planned it so long ago that it seemed like the next year would be 2018 not
- 4:452019 but of course by the time it came around happy new year 2018 that's funny
- 4:51we we've had some good news e parties in Sydney we've been in some prime
- 4:56locations we've been very lucky yeah I remember year when we were right on the
- 5:01right on the Harbor lavender Bay and that was the year that the fireworks
- 5:03display lit up the uh the Harbor Bridge like a like a giant coat hanger just to
- 5:08symbolize Australia's lack stance on
- 5:13abortion yeah I look at uh photos of Sydney now on on the internet and I'm
- 5:18like [ __ ] hell man I did not appreciate like that when I was there
- 5:25like I drove across the Harbor Bridge every day to get to work and then now
- 5:28I'm just look look people I mean I'm looking at like you know professional
- 5:32photographers photos of of a place it's a good-looking place and so but when I
- 5:36see the photos I'm just like [ __ ] hell man what a what a great C no you're
- 5:40not missing anything it's terrible I hate going to Sydney well
- 5:46yeah I don't miss the traffic or the uh or the you know overcrowding but people
- 5:50yeah exactly but it is very pretty it's a very pretty Place yeah yeah just get rid of the
- 5:57traffic into people and it' be awesome then again I look at pictures of
- 6:00Singapore and I'm think oh [ __ ] Singapore looks nice yeah it looks nice it's [ __ ] hot
- 6:05here though yeah well that's exactly it same in Sydney like New Year's in Sydney oh look
- 6:10the fireworks are beautiful and then I remember that the times that I have been
- 6:13in darling Harbor for the fireworks and been like this is [ __ ] hell on Earth
- 6:19I am on the you see how did you hear about how cuz the worst part of actually
- 6:24going to Sydney is actually getting home like the trains weren't
- 6:28working look Matt I'm the same I'm the same with
- 6:34your place I mean you you live in Rhode Island which is one of the most
- 6:37beautiful corners of the world that I've ever been to but I went there in [ __ ]
- 6:41Springtime and froze my godamn balls off I think you just freeze your balls off
- 6:47anywhere you go now after living in Singapore come in out last night our
- 6:51[ __ ] boiler shut off at some point during the night so when I woke you have
- 6:54to have a boiler this is what I'm talking about we woke up in the morning
- 6:57the cats were like under the blankets I was like what's going on and then uh it
- 7:01was like the equivalent of about 4° in our house
- 7:06and yeah I had to go down and and hit the reset button on the boiler and then
- 7:10slow pretty but that sounds [ __ ] atrocious yeah and strangely enough I
- 7:17didn't I was like oh it's a bit chilly I wasn't like [ __ ] freezing gets in the
- 7:22negatives now before I even pop a code on you're talking about real negatives
- 7:27like Celsius right yes okay good yeah yeah
- 7:3232 zero yeah I'll pop like a I'll walk around with a hoodie on when it's cold
- 7:38you've climatized to the cold to the point where it has to be [ __ ]
- 7:41absolute zero before you'll put a coat on yeah I mean the wind makes it worse
- 7:46but generally speaking depends on what I'm doing I can't get used to anything
- 7:50because it's either stinking hot or frozen cold and you just can't adapt by
- 7:55the time you star to get used to it it changes on you well the last time I was
- 7:59in CRA Luke uh was the three of us there and we were all wearing jackets and
- 8:05Kilts so I actually think that's probably ideal cambera attire because
- 8:10you've got the jacket on so if it's a little bit nippy you know you're covered
- 8:14up but if if if if you're warming up then you've got that kind of the wind
- 8:19factor yeah yeah you just kind of you know give the give the you Kilt a bit of
- 8:24a shake and get some wind up there yeah when you're cold though you don't really
- 8:27rub your legs your legs are fine it's your arm to get cold so you got to get
- 8:30that jacket there your legs they'll look after themselves if you want me to rub
- 8:33your legs you need only your chest your arms will take care of themselves I'm
- 8:37starting to look for flights to Singapore right now there a quote from
- 8:40Batman Begins it was appreciate it speaking of Batman uh beginning uh and
- 8:47so on um there was one Batman uh movie that made quite a lot of money and that
- 8:53was the uh the last of the of the trilogy Dark Knight risers um and it was
- 9:00the highest grossing DC uh film at that point uh it no longer
- 9:05is because uh in classic dness um
- 9:09everyone [ __ ] loves Aquaman but me so uh it made a billion dollars as of today
- 9:15and I'm [ __ ] baffled is it actually good or is it
- 9:19just people went and saw it Luke it's
- 9:22[ __ ] it's it's just it's it's just a
- 9:27mess man like it's fine and Jason Mamoa does a perfectly good
- 9:32job of being sexy underwater Jason
- 9:35Mamoa but as as he does Christ man like I don't it's just I don't know it's just
- 9:41one of the things I think everyone's just going to see but I don't know if
- 9:43people are actually liking it though I think well cuz even all the Batman
- 9:48movies Justice League and everything have done well but they're not good I
- 9:52mean I haven't seen aquam I don't think I know anyone except you danam like
- 9:57personally who's seen it because 's bothered uh so those numbers
- 10:03b mean what's confusing to me is they're making a second one
- 10:09but isn't pretty much everyone else in the universe out isn't caval out and
- 10:16Affleck aren't they saying we're we're done with it Cav Cav's holding on to
- 10:22[ __ ] the Superman reigns with both hands as far as I can tell okay but
- 10:27Affleck is out isn't he I think he wants to be he seems like he just does not
- 10:31give a [ __ ] anymore I kind imagine why he want he's definitely not doing a
- 10:34stand alone but he might still be contracted to do a whole bunch of uh
- 10:38crossover movies first I have heard though that he was signed up to do three
- 10:42movies and I think he might have cuz he did Suicide Squad that might have
- 10:46counted as one the post credit sequence in suicide in the sorry Academy Award
- 10:51winning Suicide Squad yes and then he was also in Wonder Woman
- 10:56uh was he was he in Wonder Woman I I disliked one woman so much that I
- 11:01don't even remember [ __ ] Batman being in it and usually I remember if there's
- 11:05a Batman in a movie I'm watching I thought he was anyway I could be wrong
- 11:11but I thought it might have been one of those wasn't it the whole flashback
- 11:14movie am I just crazy I think I don't recall ex I mean
- 11:20you are you are crazy or something and she's like H the L and he walks in with
- 11:24a photo of her in from World War I I think you're thinking of uh Avengers
- 11:29right not avengers [ __ ] me um you know what forget it forget it yeah well
- 11:34speaking of Avengers we don't care about DC speaking of Avengers I I did rewatch
- 11:38some stuff during the break I watched quite a bit of stuff during the break
- 11:41but I rewatched a couple things I just wanted to briefly uh mention some films
- 11:45we've already talked about them but I rewatched them and I wanted to give my
- 11:49Impressions on a rewatch the first thing I rewatched was Thor
- 11:54Ragnarok [ __ ] that's a great movie now I haven't seen it a second time I just
- 11:58remember loving it the first time does it hold up it's [ __ ] excellent yeah
- 12:03it's just so good and you know what I watched it and uh I put it on because I
- 12:07was like my family was here my mom was here and my mom liked
- 12:12it she said after the next day she goes she said that was a funny movie I uh she
- 12:18said it was it was it was basically a bunch of stuff that she would normally
- 12:21not like but she did like it just because it was funny and it was charming
- 12:25and it was it was just really well done and I was like yep okay
- 12:30see cuz I watched it again recently and I hadn't seen the first two Thorn movies
- 12:33and I went and watched them they are terrible oh a I mean they're not good
- 12:40they're not as good they're not as good they're not as good yeah they're
- 12:43different I'll give you that I I quite lik likeed them at first especially I
- 12:45remember watching um Thor two and there's a sequence where the the dark
- 12:50elves attack Asgard and I was thinking [ __ ] man this is what um the phantom
- 12:55menace should have been like okay but okay imagine going from r and going to
- 13:00watch them go backwards sure yeah they're very different yeah they're very
- 13:04different so yeah Thor Ragnarok [ __ ] what a great movie like just it's just a just good
- 13:11like I I don't really have any faults with it it's just solid like it's funny
- 13:16and it's the it's got a little bit of a
- 13:19uh a message in there uh that got I don't know one thing I just loved about
- 13:24it was the color yes yeah it's just it's colorful movie
- 13:30cuz you [ __ ] love comic books you love comic book movies that look like
- 13:34comic books and this one did and and then I re-watched Infinity
- 13:40War oh okay I haven't gone back to watch that yet [Music]
- 13:46neither now did you find it Matt because I hear there's there's been a lot of
- 13:51people complaining on the internet that they can't find Infinity war on Netflix
- 13:56because it's actually under a for Avengers Infinity War not under ey for
- 14:01Infinity War I did not have that particular issue I just I I bought it on
- 14:04iTunes because I okay I was in England the flight from here to Dublin which is
- 14:106 hours with Norwegian has no entertainment on it nothing right so uh
- 14:15all I had was my phone and so I played some games on the way to Dublin and then
- 14:20when I got to England I was like [ __ ] that I'm buying Infinity War to watch on on the
- 14:26way back so so I didn't have that problem
- 14:29um but that movie like it's fine but
- 14:33it's it's not good okay in my opinion okay it's a bit of
- 14:38a there's a lot of movie there and it's yeah it's just not well they have to tie
- 14:44in a lot of stories it's just it's just long lot of
- 14:49characters it's long and it's very it's it gets a bit tedious to be honest the
- 14:52second time and they they skim over things like like Spider-Man and it's
- 14:59like oh he's Spider-Man and oh Spider-Man's going into space uh give
- 15:03him a new suit all right cool look Spider-Man's got a new suit now like and
- 15:07it's just like [ __ ] that sounds like a Spider-Man story that you might have
- 15:10written in in like year one yeah but it's just like it's like [ __ ] Bam Bam
- 15:14Bam Bam Bam Bam like okay but then he's all sad at the end mate who Spider-Man
- 15:19what I'm thinking of it's nice Little's [ __ ] dead good
- 15:23little scenes but as a whole it's lacky yeah it's a beast of a film there's so
- 15:28much in there and and I think I said at the time it's a miracle it's not worse
- 15:32than it is considering everything that's like crammed in there half a film anyway
- 15:38really isn't it yeah I know it's just just on this rewatch and especially the
- 15:42big battle at the end the big battle at the end is [ __ ] boring like but I
- 15:45find with all of the Avengers movies maybe with the exception of Avengers
- 15:50although kind of with Avengers as well they can only be so
- 15:54good and the Standalone movies have potential to be a lot better because
- 15:59they can hone in and focus on character and plot whereas where whereas The
- 16:04Avengers has to just all be about plot so there's three Avengers movies uh and
- 16:09each one of them has a big battle with a bunch of [ __ ] Rando aliens at the end
- 16:15so sick of rando alien battles or robots in the case of Age of
- 16:20Ultron it's just boring whereas you've got like even in age of in Infinity War
- 16:26there's some good fights with like the main bad guys and then at the end it's
- 16:30just like here's a bunch of [ __ ] here's a swarm of of like weird
- 16:34creatures and they're just going to punch them it's like and and and and
- 16:37when that's happening you sort of there's the story sort of stops like
- 16:40it's just a big fight everyone's punching like it's not something
- 16:43interesting will happen and then it's like cut back to Mindless CGI garbage
- 16:47for 10 minutes and then just I don't know could have done without
- 16:51it on that note James Juan's publicly saying that it's a disgrace he wasn't
- 16:56nominated for uh the best visual effects the Oscars this year for personally yeah
- 17:03he's been yeah James Juan does everything man yeah he's an independent
- 17:08filmmaker yeah that means on his own I hand animated that film that's
- 17:13rotoscoped by me in my bedroom with Lee
- 17:17W watching from my bed James Juan stop complaining go make my robot Tech movie
- 17:23uh and then the other the last one that I wanted to mention was Rogue one I
- 17:27rewed Rogue one so I've uh I've also bought Rogue one on iTunes and I'm
- 17:32waiting to go back into it how did you find a second uh viewing it's good yeah
- 17:37it's good movie it's got some silly [ __ ] in it that I was like hm like that slug
- 17:42thing that can read people's minds that I was like why is that in there that
- 17:48could just that whole section could have just been removed like it's just weird
- 17:53you know what I'm talking about I remember that no when they get the uh
- 17:57you know um uh far Whit's character he they capture the Imperial pilot right
- 18:02who's brought the message about the Death Star yeah and then they don't
- 18:07believe that he's really defecting they think it's a trap so he puts him in with
- 18:11the the ball gullet I think he calls it and it's this stupid slug thing that can
- 18:17apparently read his mind but it's really unclear how the [ __ ] this thing to the
- 18:21rest of them and then it's and then it's like oh it's going to make him go crazy
- 18:24and then later on he's just not crazy I I don't know I kind of remember but I
- 18:29kind of don't I remember it's just a whole sequence that didn't need to be in
- 18:33the [ __ ] movie yeah they don't trust him and then they do something that
- 18:36makes him go the pilot go a bit weird after it yeah but they still don't trust
- 18:40him so it's irrelevant I do kind of remember that part of the story they
- 18:44could have just locked the giant slug that reads your mind is [ __ ] stolen
- 18:49from Dune so sure yeah anyway that whole thing could have just been taken out
- 18:54because they they don't trust him anyway and they lock him up and then you know
- 18:57cassan and and that bust him out so it's I don't know it's just irrelevant it's
- 19:02weird I don't know why that's in there because the script probably went through
- 19:06500 revisions that's that's why it's in there I bet but anyway yeah it's a good
- 19:11movie but yeah like still give us more movies like that I agree I uh I was in a
- 19:16plane this week too uh my plane had entertainment though uh and there were a
- 19:20couple of superhero movies on there that I really wanted to catch up on um uh
- 19:25Venom and uh and uh anman and the wasp and I didn't watch either of them
- 19:31because I've literally got I've got no desire to watch either of them neither
- 19:35of them look any good at all I do want to watch Ant-Man of the WASP just
- 19:39because apparently some stuff in there is relevant we've talked about this
- 19:43before is relevant I think we should all try to watch it before we see yeah
- 19:47exactly right the new Avengers do you guys want to revisit an old segment uh
- 19:53do I ooh it's an old segment uh which I've given a bit of a bit of anyone have
- 19:59their brush cut off it's not that one uh it's an old segment I've given it a bit
- 20:04of a twist for episode 300 hopefully
- 20:07you'll enjoy it great so listeners uh in case you don't know this is a this is a
- 20:13little game that we like to play here on the podcast uh I'm going to give the
- 20:18guys the name of a film um for example the first film is going to be the film
- 20:22300 directed by Zack Snider MH uh and then I'll give you a description of the
- 20:27film uh as a as a kind of a bit of assistance in case you haven't seen it
- 20:30although youve probably seen 300 uh it's the story of King leonitis of Sparta and
- 20:34a force of 300 men who fight the Persians of themop in 480 BC I've only
- 20:40seen the spoof version this is the Spartans probably the same story line
- 20:45yeah I'm sure I mean they're both based in historical fact so yeah exactly both
- 20:50both basically documentaries yeah that's right yeah uh and then this time yeah uh
- 20:56what I'm going to do is I'm going to give you 300 t taglines and you just
- 20:59have to pick the correct one
- 21:06300es okay then fantastic how many movies are going to we are we going to
- 21:11do is it just the one uh one movie but 300 taglines okay yeah yeah you just got
- 21:16to pick the correct one so let's get started sure great y uh cuz this might
- 21:20take are you just going to Rattle them off and we just say yep when we think it
- 21:23is uh or do we have to we have to wait till you wait until you till the end and
- 21:29then let me know which one you thought was the correct one so the first tagline
- 21:32is uh for Destiny mhm mhm the second
- 21:36tagline this is where we fight this is
- 21:39where they die MH the next one in the face of an enemy in the heart of one man
- 21:46lies the soul of a warrior uh you might want to write these
- 21:50down I guess cuz we're going to be here for a bit I got it I got it I got it
- 21:54next one I got this war is hell but peace is [ __ ] boring
- 21:59that does sound like something Zack Snider would have on a
- 22:03poster uh the next one what we do in life echoes in
- 22:09eternity y the next one what gives men the will to fight hard the strength to
- 22:14bleed long and the courage to die well
- 22:18mhm so we're about what 120 in now
- 22:23yeah about that this is taking longer than I thought don't second guess
- 22:27yourself now don't don't you dare second guess yourself now no well well you know
- 22:32what uh do you want to do you want to just do this the the traditional way
- 22:37maybe and we'll uh three bit easy though isn't it yeah I think maybe I did I mean
- 22:42I spent a lot of time on this but I do now see the floor is there a way that
- 22:46you could just say them all at the same time um possibly maybe I can edit that
- 22:51in all right Matt how about this choose your favorite three yeah all right sure
- 22:56uh well let's go with this uh is is the tagline for the film 300 Seize Your
- 23:02Glory is it there was a time when the world asked ordinary men to do
- 23:07extraordinary things or is it this is where we fight this is where they die
- 23:13I'm going go with the third one yeah so Luke so you're going with a third one
- 23:16based on your knowledge of uh the the the Wayan Brothers documentary they have
- 23:22the big dance off yeah okay all right well I haven't seen that but uh I but I
- 23:27think you might be right too don't usually like to just to jump on any
- 23:31bandwagons especially Luke's bandwagons but I think it might be number three as
- 23:35well number three yeah you're both correct it is in fact number
- 23:40three I'll let you go first next time Dan okay sure all right you can jump
- 23:45moving on I'm actually I'll copy you I am going to redirect back now to the
- 23:48traditional form of the segment where they are horror movies uh the a little
- 23:55special treat for you all the next the next film oh I just got that oh my
- 24:02god well I'm glad I'm glad you eventually got it oh my
- 24:08God uh oh I'm an [Music] idiot did you get the jingle as well
- 24:14yeah yeah 300 CH
- 24:19[Applause] of I'm just playing it again before we go on I just I just want to uh don't
- 24:26don't make excuses for why you played it again because is [ __ ] great well I'm
- 24:30never going to get to use it again I I think
- 24:34so yeah it's fantastic it it reminds me a little bit Matt have you ever listened
- 24:39to a band called witch taint no but uh okay if you haven't then
- 24:46you you should check it out they've they've not not the taint I'm thinking of
- 24:50probably probably the taint you're thinking of oh really okay yeah yeah um
- 24:56apparently in uh in Europe the there's no double
- 25:01meaning but uh but it's an American band so okay you know yeah witch taint I'll
- 25:08check them out yeah they've got a they've got a song uh called are you
- 25:12ready and the lyrics are are you ready for death medal no you're not and you
- 25:17never [ __ ] will be all right I'm on board yeah I thought
- 25:23you might be all right the next film goes by the name of zom beavs
- 25:29oh God movie a fun weekend turns into madness and horror for a bunch of
- 25:34groupies looking for fun in a beaver infested
- 25:38swamp is the tagline for zom beavers a different set of
- 25:44Jaws is it clever clever you'll all be
- 25:48damned or is it the beef is
- 25:54back um I'm going to go with the first one mhm okay
- 25:58well I'm going to go with the second one Luke you are correct a yes what remind
- 26:04us I was a bit worried cuz it seemed a little obvious the the tag for zombie
- 26:08ver is you'll all be damned oh and itam
- 26:13Damned I get it oh I see written down I might have had a better chance with that
- 26:18one almost cheating well most certainly cheating if
- 26:24I was looking at the answer true and Luke wasn't all right the next film is a
- 26:29film by the name of reanimator oh which love it classic probably familiar with yes thought
- 26:35thought you might be very familiar yeah after an odd new medical student arrives
- 26:39on campus a dedicated local and his girlfriend become involved in bizarre
- 26:43experiments centering around the reanimation of dead tissue yeah is the
- 26:48tagline for reanimator the longer you wait the harder it gets is it they
- 26:55tampered with nature now they must pay the price price or is it he has a good
- 27:01head on his shoulders and another on his desk uh I I'm going to assume it's my
- 27:07turn to go first yep absolutely I'm going to say the first one okay okay I'm
- 27:13uh I'm going to go to the third one but I often get
- 27:18reanimator mixed up with Frank and hooker
- 27:24uh they very much alike which is also a very good film
- 27:28um so number three and there there's there's a lot of yeah a lot of
- 27:33disembodied Parts in that so yeah I'm going to go number three you're correct
- 27:38it is it is in fact he has a good head on his shoulders and another on his desk
- 27:42goes to Dan uh now you're both tied yes so do you have a last one we do have a
- 27:48last one and I'm I'm going to I'm I feel like I need to rule that you can't pick
- 27:53the same one just so that yeah that's fair that's fair oh I guess there can be
- 27:57a tie it can be a tie uh cuzz this is just for funsies uh the last film goes
- 28:02by the name of the lift okay the lift yeah an elevator mysteriously begins to
- 28:07function intelligently on its own where victims who go near the elevator or use
- 28:11it are killed seems like a difficult plot to fill a 90-minute feature film
- 28:17with yeah but uh okay I doubt this goes for 90
- 28:23minutes is the tagline for the lift Hotel guests checking in but they don't check
- 28:30out is it take the stairs take the stairs for God's sake take the
- 28:36stairs or is it nine people stuck on an
- 28:40elevator one has a
- 28:45bomb well there was no mention of a bomb in
- 28:49uh in the synopsis so that's that's
- 28:52either an amazing red herring or uh or
- 28:56this is a complete trick Quest L I'm sort of 50/50 between the first
- 29:03and the second cuz yeah I agree the third one you just write that one off I
- 29:07I think I'm going to take the stairs I wanted to go that one as well
- 29:11but to make it interesting I'll go with the other one I'll go with the first one
- 29:14well gentlemen are we both wrong I'm just trying to see if I
- 29:21have Dan wins yay when you said do you have a did you mean do I have a snare
- 29:28drum yes I was looking at the uh looking at your kit going which one's the snare
- 29:34yeah I need to use these that's for me the problem with using these is that
- 29:39Jenna can't hear them on the uh audio so if I put a sound effect in she has no
- 29:44[ __ ] idea so she just doesn't know what to put there exactly and that is uh
- 29:48that was 300 tag lines of Terror uh well I think let's uh let's play the jingle
- 29:54one more time of ch
- 30:01I watched some horror movies this week actually uh I watched two at least two
- 30:08um the first one I watched was uh something that I I just hadn't seen
- 30:14before um and it was the remake of a Nightmare on Elm Street the one from I
- 30:20think 2010 maybe yeah uh it wasn't very
- 30:24good no but I wasn't really expecting it to be good but really if you go back the
- 30:30originals weren't really that good true but it was Charming in a
- 30:35way this wasn't uh this one the production was great looked beautiful
- 30:40and there was some nice kind of uh updating of of the story but um Freddy
- 30:45Krueger was just trying so [ __ ] hard to be scary and it's like dude you don't
- 30:50need to try that hard to be scary you're someone that can [ __ ] kill people in
- 30:54their dreams like sure like you could you could just be wearing a [ __ ]
- 30:59tracksuit and you'd be [ __ ] terrifying I'm still just happy he's a
- 31:02South Sydney saor he is a South sydor
- 31:06it's the guy from Watchman uh rack from Watchman what's his name oh yeah yeah
- 31:12that's who Freddy Krueger is in that one that guy just only plays [ __ ] monsters and
- 31:16rapists yeah life imitates art allegedly
- 31:21allegedly yeah allegedly and the other the other film I saw this week is also a
- 31:27remake but much more up to date I saw
- 31:31sasia the remake of Dario argento's uh
- 31:35Masterpiece of Italian horror never heard of it
- 31:39before Oh man okay so sisia is a movie
- 31:44that I have a lot of love for and I know you do too yes um in fact I think we've
- 31:51we've watched it together and we've certainly listened to the soundtrack
- 31:54together yes by Goblin [ __ ] amazing
- 31:58um this this one has uh Tom York from Radiohead doing the soundtrack and I
- 32:03love Tom York and um it's pretty good
- 32:10uh Matt have you ever tried to show somebody else
- 32:14suia yeah and I show Jenna suia I don't think she had seen it
- 32:21and that might not be true she may have seen it before but yes I have and I'm
- 32:25always very conscious self-conscious when it's on that it I'm I'm like it's
- 32:29very slow and yeah I it asks a lot the viewer yes and I worry that I'm like oh
- 32:36did I miss am I am I did I miss the ball on this one and is is everyone else
- 32:41enjoying this as much as I am probably not and then I and then I'm I'm not
- 32:45enjoying it cuz now I'm worried that that like oh [ __ ] I'm I'm forcing and
- 32:48you suddenly become aware of how slow it really is and you're like I don't know
- 32:52why this room is lit with a green and pink light I just don't know yeah it
- 32:56looks it looks [ __ ] awesome yeah yeah this uh this remake [ __ ] punishes you
- 33:02for watching it like it is [ __ ] slow
- 33:08nonsensical and just [ __ ]
- 33:11unrelentlessly gory wow and uh I dig it
- 33:16I I I I dig it but like I was pretty
- 33:18aware that those around me uh who
- 33:23especially who I dragged to to the one
- 33:27screening of it ever one Cinema on one
- 33:31weekend in the whole country uh and uh
- 33:36yeah she didn't like it as much as I did all
- 33:40right but uh I do employ you to go and see it yeah no I will make your own mind
- 33:46up and uh yeah there's a lot to like about it yeah like I said I do there's
- 33:50some weird stuff go and see it
- 33:55um probably not Luke not for me probably
- 33:59not for you um there's there's something in it that I kind of want to talk about but it
- 34:06might be a spoiler yeah I is it in the original no that's that's why I want to
- 34:12talk about it there's an entire subplot that's been added to this um cuz the the
- 34:17film follows pretty much the same story as the first one but they've kind of
- 34:22shifted some characters around they split kind of one character into two and
- 34:27hm but then there's a new character that was not in the original at all that I'm
- 34:31not entirely sure why is in this but I'm G to wait till you've seen it and then
- 34:36and then we can talk about it all right yeah no I will I'll try and I'll try and
- 34:40watch it this week so we can talk about it do um well I want to recommend a film
- 34:47a horror film if if you guys haven't seen it we watched last night uh and
- 34:52I've been wanting to watch it for a long time cuz I heard it was very good it is
- 34:56the autopsy of Jane Doe have you guys seen it oh I haven't seen it you I
- 35:02haven't heard of that one either [ __ ] watch it it's it's from like 2016 maybe
- 35:08I remember it it it it kind of showed up at um might have been Sundance or
- 35:12somewhere I just remember seeing stuff about it like [ __ ] this movie came out
- 35:15of nowhere and um sure and and was very good and so I've been meaning to watch
- 35:20it anyway it's on Netflix so watch it it's a horror film I don't even want to
- 35:23tell you what it's about because I didn't know I intentionally when I first read the
- 35:28article about it be about an autopsy of Jane wouldn't it yeah so I'll tell you
- 35:31I'll tell you what I knew which is just simply that the film is about two
- 35:37coroners and a body comes in it's a Jane do they don't know anything about her
- 35:41and they're performing an autopsy and they uncover a bunch of weird [ __ ] and
- 35:46it's kind of like this mystery [ __ ] I'm in and that's all I knew about it and
- 35:50[ __ ] it's excellent It's genuinely scary okay all right it's good yeah I'm
- 35:56me listen watch it I've just done a search for it and I it's not on Netflix
- 36:01in Australia but on Stan oh okay no I'm going to have to get this from Italy I
- 36:05thought it was kind of an indie film it's directed by the guy who directed
- 36:08The Troll Hunter if you've seen that like a it's Norwegian yes I have seen that that's a
- 36:14good movie that one it's weird but it's a great movie yeah so it's that director
- 36:19uh and he's doing the was it scary stories to tell in the dark film that
- 36:24they're adapting that book oh okay great I thought Jane do was an indie film and
- 36:29it is but I was surprised that uh what's the main actor is the guy who plays
- 36:35striker in the X-Men films do you know who I mean Brian Cox oh okay I don't
- 36:41think Brian Cox is too famous to do an indie movie no no you're right he's not
- 36:44it's just that I was like oh [ __ ] is this a remake or something cuz I thought
- 36:47it was this Norwegian guy and I was expecting it to be a bunch of people I'd
- 36:52never seen before but no no it is it is correct it just surprised me he was in
- 36:56it great which I mean which is fine cuz he's [ __ ] excellent but yeah but man
- 36:59like Peter Hof is in Halloween you know what I mean like sure [ __ ] Donald
- 37:04Pleasant's phones in a bunch of Halloween movies it's it's weird seeing
- 37:07him in them by the way oh it's [ __ ] Donald Pleasant it's Donald Pleasant I'm
- 37:10thinking about not P Houston off isn't it Oh I thought you me the Remake off
- 37:15dead yes he is yeah uh and so is so is uh so is Donald Pleasants Donald
- 37:20Pleasants went first as Donald Pleasants is [ __ ] hilarious in the Halloween
- 37:24movies cuz it's like I can't tell if he's trying or not yeah I know he's
- 37:28Hamming it up but is he having fun or is he just like oh [ __ ] it like I can't
- 37:35tell he can't have been doing it for the cash man they would have had absolutely
- 37:38no money on that yeah he he's already blow filled by that point yeah yeah good
- 37:44point he does yeah he does not need the money he's but I just can't tell if he's
- 37:48like haming up because he's having fun or because he's just got he wants out so
- 37:55then again he came back for [ __ ] four of them didn't he he he was in three or
- 38:00four of them anyway Peter Hof definitely not in a Halloween but he is in the 1968 movie
- 38:06Blackbeard's ghost so I don't know why Google felt the need
- 38:11to tell me that story of that woman we talked about the other week who married
- 38:14a pirate I assume so yeah directed by Robert Stevenson that can't be real
- 38:20pirate movie directed by Robert Stevenson who's Robert Stevenson author of Treasure
- 38:26Island Lou Stevenson isn't it you're right
- 38:30though just yeah fair enough I've never
- 38:34heard it middle name Stevenson I just you know I understand why they why the
- 38:40kid got into pirate books or whatever you know sure now Luke I don't mean to
- 38:44put undue pressure on you mhm but we did discuss you uh doing a little segment I
- 38:50don't quite have a segment but I do have something that will come out naturally
- 38:53during the course of the show all right is it your is it your penis that's
- 38:58already out yeah okay I thought so well in that case it looks like somebody else
- 39:01has watched something that I watched something interactive on Netflix mhm mhm
- 39:07and I'd love to know what you think I think you might be talking about Black
- 39:09Mirror bander snatch I am I am have you seen this yeah how many times have you
- 39:16watched it uh only the once only the once M yeah same so just just seen the
- 39:21one ending then or one story well I've seen one ending in that it allows you to
- 39:26kind of redo things bit yeah it just keeps going on the fly yeah so do you want to
- 39:32explain listeners and Luke aren't familiar with it Dan can you talk me
- 39:35talk us through it sure okay well um Netflix have been talking for ages that
- 39:40they wanted to do a a Choose Your Own Adventure movie um where they
- 39:46use uh they use the capabilities of Netflix so that you can actually
- 39:51interact with the movie um and I I think the whole world basically went I don't
- 39:57think we want that uh because when people watch TV and movies they they
- 40:02really do just want to sit there and watch them um but Netflix were like no
- 40:05no no hear us out hear us out it'll be good and so they went they went to one I
- 40:09like the idea behind it yeah sure I mean look and we're Gamers we understand
- 40:14interactive stories um so they went to Charlie Brooker who is amazing and a
- 40:18genius and also a gamer and a screenwriter um and and he made this
- 40:25show that a Choose Your Own Adventure Show M and it's
- 40:32not it's not that there are different endings per say it's that you make your
- 40:37way to the same ending and get a version of the same ending well there are
- 40:42variables in it but it's it's not like everything you do changes the
- 40:47story uh in ways that doesn't still kind of get you to the sameish ending now
- 40:53with the whole idea of like with the whole choose your inventure is it like
- 40:56are they Cho that you would actually make or is it just uh is it I feel like at first they
- 41:03start out sort of it's kind of like introducing you to the concept so I
- 41:06think literally the First Choice you make is which cereal to eat for
- 41:09breakfast and I don't know if that has any relevance later on I feel like it does
- 41:14because I saw the cereal that I chose pop up every now and then but I think
- 41:19maybe that's literally the effect that it has that might just be kind of like a
- 41:23little a little nod but then later on I think things do have a impact to a
- 41:28degree yeah and they also they start becoming more and
- 41:32more crazy fun choices I guess yes and once I learned that that if I got it
- 41:39wrong in in quotes uh I could you know
- 41:44redo it then I kind of stopped stressing about it so much basically you like
- 41:50you're really reading a Tre an adventure where you sort of keep your thumb on the
- 41:53page just in case you you die or back I
- 41:58don't think I saw every option I I'm I'm certain that I didn't but a lot of the
- 42:02major ones it does let you kind of check
- 42:06them out yeah yeah it won't let you kill
- 42:09yourself basically you know sure um did
- 42:14I like it I liked it okay I wouldn't watch another one and I didn't go back
- 42:20and try to get other endings I would
- 42:24have not liked it at all except that the
- 42:29premise of it is about the technology of it yeah and so I
- 42:35thought that made it kind of okay because there was a meta quality to it
- 42:39that made it a little bit better than just being a Choose Your Own Adventure
- 42:43story which I don't really have any interest in uh it's quite quite clever in
- 42:49parts that PIR but just like when 3D movies came
- 42:55out and and and people really really wanted me to like them I just didn't I'm
- 42:59not sure that I'm on board with this as like a new thing that I want to see more
- 43:03of no I wouldn't want this all the time this was I had fun with it and I
- 43:08actually I I was pleasantly surprised by
- 43:13what it's about because yeah correct I was like huh like like this I find this
- 43:19fascinating but like there's there's like do enough people find this subject
- 43:25matter interesting enough that this is going to be sucess successful that's
- 43:27interesting I didn't I wouldn't have I wouldn't have guessed that you know what
- 43:31I mean cuz it's about the the the the
- 43:35basic story is about uh 80s game development like early video game
- 43:41development and it's it's quite Game Theory Centric and it's you know goes
- 43:46into some details about you know just how they used to make early video games
- 43:50and stuff like that which I was I I really enjoyed it but I was just like
- 43:53huh okay interesting like I guess maybe there are enough people gaming now that
- 44:00that they could go with something like that I just I don't know I just was
- 44:02surprised by the what it was about one thing I find weird about Netflix doing
- 44:07this and they cuz they've tried to they you know the Minecraft uh story games so
- 44:12they're Choose Your Own Adventure TT game yes they actually you can actually play that on
- 44:18Netflix first Minecraft game that's right you said you mentioned that the
- 44:21other week and that's been out for a while but they didn't really advertise
- 44:25that at all yeah no I didn't know until you told me yeah and I don't know if
- 44:32they were maybe they sort of started going down that path and then they sort
- 44:35of were already making the Borderlands oh not Borderlands the um Black Mirror
- 44:41snatch border snatch and then maybe just you know band
- 44:46snatch whatever it's called it's it's Borderlands and band snatch yeah yeah
- 44:50just Mash together and yeah that's and then maybe went we too far
- 44:56down the path where is going to continue with it yeah and maybe cuz yeah I should
- 45:01just find it weird with like the Minecraft story mode that they no one
- 45:05knows about it yeah I did like I said I didn't until you told me and uh well
- 45:10chose your own adventure the company that publishes or published the books I
- 45:13don't know if they still make them uh apparently they're suing Netflix now
- 45:18over I've heard this and CU at one stage in the actual movie they actually do say
- 45:23it's like could choose your own adventure as well I wonder if I wonder
- 45:27if that might have but do you remember how the Muppets tried to Sue that Muppet
- 45:34spin-off and lost because the judge ruled that no one actually watched that
- 45:38thinking it was the Muppets I'm pretty sure they could also rule that nobody
- 45:42watches Black Mirror band snatch and thinks they're in the 80s reading a
- 45:45Choose Your Own Adventure book well it looks like the lawsuit is it says on at
- 45:50least one occasion before the release of band snatch chw Co which is the company
- 45:57sent a written cease and assist request to Netflix asking them to stop using the
- 46:00Choose Your Own Adventure Mark in connection with its marketing efforts so
- 46:05I don't know if it's about the fact that it's a it's a like a you know choose the
- 46:09story kind of thing which it's because it's a different medium and and video
- 46:13games have the same [ __ ] I don't know if you can I mean look I'm not I'm not the
- 46:17[ __ ] judge but I don't know how they would go suing them for the
- 46:22concept uh but if if it's about using the words choose your Your Own Adventure
- 46:27then maybe they've got something yeah valid I'm really surprised they went
- 46:32forward and used that phrase because obviously that's an
- 46:38infringement yeah like I would you're clearly ripping off the idea like and
- 46:43all you need to do is not mention it and then yeah and even after they got
- 46:48like the the letter saying like don't do it and they still go ahead and use that
- 46:51phrase I think I think that's where they'll get in trouble cuz there are
- 46:54other books that work like that it wasn't those the only books that work
- 46:58that way that's right I mean there were a lot of fantasy yeah and then um there
- 47:03was that there was the ones that they had it [ __ ] Franklin's the the books
- 47:09you know with like the select your own adventure yeah whatever they were so
- 47:13there were there were a few of them yeah but it's been happening in games forever
- 47:17like The Telltale Games basically what they are you choose the path or
- 47:21something like that that was your poor mans Choose Your Own Adventure so I
- 47:25don't know I don't know how they'll go with that oh it'll be settled out of
- 47:27court yeah we know it will be yeah Fair that's the thing that annoys me about
- 47:31these lawsuits you never actually find out what really happens at the end yeah
- 47:35how dare they not but everyone gets advertising out of it look speaking of
- 47:39settling out of court in our kind of Milestone episodes we like to bring back
- 47:44old uh segments do we yeah yeah we do yeah we do actually um and and of course
- 47:50we used to have it we had a segment called Mark and me uh which was Dave our
- 47:54former host who used to um he he used to hang out with Mark Hamill in the 80s and
- 47:58he kept a diary um and he would read from his diary and that was a very
- 48:02popular segment um was it yeah yeah it was incredibly popular and then and then
- 48:08you know there's been some various yeah there's there's been some various
- 48:11spin-offs of that I mean I wasn't lucky enough to be um hanging around with Mark
- 48:15Hamill in um in the 80s but actually in
- 48:18the late '90s I I did meet a Star Wars
- 48:22uh cast and uh well actually look it goes beyond that um so if if you don't
- 48:29mind I'd like to read a little bit out of my diary from about 20 years ago um
- 48:33in a segment that I like to call Jake Lloyd and
- 48:37me Jake Lloyd and me are you an angel please please do this is a fascinating
- 48:44look into your childhood that that somehow we've missed yeah yeah yeah okay
- 48:49here here we go in the summer of 1989 I was living abroad in Tunisia having
- 48:54spent the previous 2 yearsing in in the French Foreign Legion I'd enlisted in
- 48:59the territorial Army in order to erase my permanent criminal record one of the
- 49:02few if only perks of joining the legion after I was falsely accused of ingesting
- 49:06what the judge had called an impressive amount of methamphetamine and going on a
- 49:103-day ice fuel Bender resulting in the breaking of several local some federal
- 49:14and one international law allegedly MH at a loss of what to do next and with my
- 49:20addition to the child sex offenders registry holding me back from many of my
- 49:23preferred professions I reluctantly took a job as a driver for
- 50:26he told me that it wouldn't make sense if more than one actor played the same
- 50:31character at the end of the day he came back to the car and uh we started out
- 50:34for the hotel where he was staying he told me that he'd spent the whole day
- 50:37working with a fantastic actor a guy called admed best said that he thought
- 50:42he was really going places said that he and best were going to be next level
- 50:46famous his words apparently the director was really impressed with the way they
- 50:50work together and even let him write some of their own lines ammed came up
- 50:53with a great one he told me instead of excuse me which the script said he said
- 50:58exqueeze me instant classic I then suggested that we should add a little
- 51:03humor to the scene and Ed should step in [ __ ] the director said it was the exact
- 51:07kind of tone he wanted for the film as we pulled up outside his hotel J asked
- 51:12me what's a trade embargo I told him I didn't know over the coming weeks I ran
- 51:17lines with him as we drove to set each day apparently they've added this great
- 51:20bit where you find out that Anakin was actually one the one who built C3PO it's
- 51:24part of this whole thing he told me where everyone in the Galaxy is like
- 51:27related or knows each other in some way I asked him why that was a good thing he
- 51:31told me it was like poetry and that it rhymed I started thinking back to the
- 51:35old Star Wars movies and remembered something about 3PO speaking seven
- 51:38billion languages or something I asked Jake if that was part of the plot to the
- 51:41sequel you know the young Anakin learning billions and billions of
- 51:44languages so he could program each one to the robot's main frame he said it was
- 51:48implied but they didn't specifically go into it in the film but the audience
- 51:51will know he told me they'll they'll know he asked me what a vote of no
- 51:55confidence was I I told told him I didn't know one afternoon I picked him
- 51:59up and he was on a high we filmed a pod racing scene today he told me at first I
- 52:03didn't know what a pod race was but then right in the middle of the take I
- 52:06realized and I said this is POD racing I was wored I'd ruin the scene but the
- 52:11director said it was okay and he was actually going to leave it in he said it
- 52:14was the exact right tone he was going for for the movie I asked Jake if he had
- 52:18any spoilers that he could share he said I could ask wherever I wanted so of
- 52:21course the first thing I wanted to know was who was Anakin's dad no dad he said
- 52:25and I was like well how can you do a prequel to one of the most famous movies
- 52:28of all time that focuses on the childhood of the one of the most iconic
- 52:32villains in cinema history and not even add basic story elements like finding
- 52:35out who his father is I mean that would really help us get a sense of his
- 52:38character right I mean like why he is the way he is Jake told me the director
- 52:43didn't care about Superfluous details like that I just appeared in my mom's
- 52:46belly he said I told him it didn't work that way he asked me how it did work and
- 52:51I told him I didn't know when I picked up Jake that afternoon he told me it was
- 52:55going to be his last day on he said the director decided that he
- 52:58didn't want to make films in real life locations anymore and was taking
- 53:01everyone back to the studio to film in a green screen I asked him what a green
- 53:05screen was but he told me he didn't know but apparently all the sand in the
- 53:08Tunisian Desert was really making things hard for the crew it's coarse and rough
- 53:12he told me it gets everywhere he leaned in towards the radio turned down Lincoln
- 53:17Park and whispered everywhere we drove on home in silence I
- 53:24dropped him off knowing it would likely be the last time I ever saw
- 54:27and and you have to give you know just kind of see if you can figure out what
- 54:29the answer is um okay so I got this all right first question what is a perfect
- 54:35score in bowling achieved by Rolling strikes in all 10 frames it' be 100
- 54:40wouldn't it no oh you got to there's a multiplier right oh there is two yeah so
- 54:46every time you get a strike points don't add up until the next time and I never
- 54:50quite understood
- 54:52why so it' be 200 then no I mean
- 54:58I mean I haven't heard the jingle yet but uh I'm going to guess 300 and uh see
- 55:03if I'm money Dan okay all right good I'm good at this yeah good at this all right
- 55:08next question damn it so that's a point to Dan sorry I just got to Great note of
- 55:13that and then Luke is the other guy's name there we go on zero Matt Matt I got
- 55:19that yeah I got little zero there y uh what is the number of seats in the
- 55:23helenic parliament this one's a bit tricky um the helenic so that would be
- 55:27the Greek Parliament that's that's right yeah how many seats in the Greek
- 55:30Parliament you guys goodness um well I go to the helenic club in Cambra do they
- 55:36have oh yeah they proba few thousand in there really few a
- 55:41few thousand people in in the club seats yeah but but are they all MPS though are
- 55:47they no okay how many of them do you think might be
- 55:52MPS maybe one okay so Luke's going for one I'm going to go for
- 55:58for uh around 300 oh yep Dan's got it
- 56:03hey all right okay I'm impressed I'm impressed all right all right this is
- 56:09this is my round I got this all right this one this one it's a little bit of a
- 56:13a little bit unfair because we actually did they made a film of this and we did
- 56:16talk about it earlier and I think uh I think maybe it comes up in the film at
- 56:20some point but how many Spartans resisted the million Persian Invaders
- 56:23during the Battle of themop oh do you remember that um I if I
- 56:29remember correctly in the movie I watched it was about 30 mhm mhm this is
- 56:34Sparta uh I remember there was uh there was the Scottish guy from Dracula 2000
- 56:40that's right Y and there was David Wenham yep they both literally were
- 56:45there back then which is just amazing that's right David winham [ __ ]
- 56:50representing Australia at the Battle of the mopai mhm um um in the movie I saw
- 56:56Hercules was in it oh okay so there's Hercules as well so I guess that's about
- 57:00300 in total 300 yeah okay Dan wow who
- 57:05okay all right impressive I think I'm going to accuse Dan of cheating I don't
- 57:11know that's three in a row okay it is a
- 57:15little suspicious but um well see if we
- 57:19can get this one um what number follows
- 57:22299 but precedes 301 I think think about it carefully because there's two you got
- 57:27to keep bear in mind there's two two
- 57:30kind of factors there mhm 299 it's after
- 57:35that but it's before 30155 yeah
- 57:412995 got it I cannot
- 57:44lose damn I don't I don't like to jump on any bandwagon least of all luks but I
- 57:50I think 299.99 but fewer than
- 57:56301 so I might go for
- 58:22299.00 so far which oh [ __ ] does that mean we got the last one wrong oh that's
- 58:26it does it does uh so how about yeah no look I've ballsed this right up but I
- 58:32think I can salvage it how about we instead play this little game I've got
- 58:36over here called Truth or get fact I don't have a jingle for that oh let's go
- 58:43but this is also 300 based and I'm going to give you uh a fact and you have to
- 58:48tell me if it's true or false this might work better okay so you need to tell me
- 58:55is was Steven Hawking born on the 300th anniversary of Galileo's death is that
- 59:01true or false oh
- 59:07false certainly a good story um I'm going to go with
- 59:12true all right Dan is correct he hey that is true so I'm going to split these
- 59:18up because I feel like I Dan obviously won the first uh the the first trivia
- 59:24yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah can never take that away from me you know what I mean I
- 59:28wouldn't wouldn't try you would a win probably inj me severely if I tried um
- 59:33all right next question is uh according to the Bible Noah's Arc was 300 cubits
- 59:38in length is that true or false oh true
- 59:42I I think 300 cubits is a is quite long oh is it wrong is it false well I mean
- 59:48that's the question luk is is it or is it FAL I've already said true so I'm
- 59:52going to um fuing Cube it Cub it about a foot uh I'm going to go false I think
- 59:58it's I think it's more about I think it's more in the 50 Cubit range is there
- 1:00:02a seven in the answer the answer is 300 cubits Luke you were correct oh I was
- 1:00:08right y apparently so apparently the Bible it's a pretty big Arc man I mean
- 1:00:12how many animals did he have in there all of them two of all of them Fair two
- 1:00:16of all of them okay apparently that's that's what it looks like in all the
- 1:00:21pictures I've SE all the photos I've seen two of two of every kind of the Six
- 1:00:24Million species of beetle yeah yep okay they're small so they take
- 1:00:29up a lot of room that alone yeah I know but stacked up man mhm that's at least a
- 1:00:34cubit's Worth right there is what I'm saying all right is this true or false a
- 1:00:39year on Mars is only 300 Earth days long true or
- 1:00:47false false you would know I don't see why it can't be yeah that's true but but
- 1:00:54but I I think luk being negative so I
- 1:00:57say true [ __ ] it b 300 days Mars Luke is
- 1:01:02correct it is false a year is uh well a
- 1:01:06Mars year is 687 Earth days but like Mars days are different but but Earth 6
- 1:01:13to be clear you're only saying the phrase Earth days uh in this example you
- 1:01:17don't you don't always say Earth days when you talk about days right why
- 1:01:20wouldn't I Dan Fair Fair anyway let's move on so we can get uh this quiz
- 1:01:27finished this Earth Day if you add all of the integers from 1 to 24 you get the
- 1:01:33number 300 true or false oh what's an
- 1:01:37integer a number a whole number not a decimal see that's I dropped the ball in
- 1:01:43you're going to get me this time yeah uh sure why not I'm going to say yes it's
- 1:01:49true I'm just going to go false just try and take the win so Dan saying true M it
- 1:01:56is true hey all right 300 is the number of pegs on a
- 1:02:02cribbage board true or false this is that thing that we haven't
- 1:02:08really watched isn't it cribbage is that that thing from Harry
- 1:02:13Potter no that's quidd but it does sound
- 1:02:18similar so fair enough uh well in quiddit there was only one ball so I'm
- 1:02:24going to say false no there was oh no no you're wrong there was one golden snitch
- 1:02:28but there were three balls and so you're going for three I'm
- 1:02:33going for one Matt what's the answer I'm going to go true and then sorry so Luke's saying
- 1:02:38true Dan you're saying false oh I'm saying false yeah unequivocably false
- 1:02:42you correct Dan it is false oh yeah it's a madeup game absolutely made up 60 on a
- 1:02:48traditional cribbage board and 120 on a modern cribbage board I know I don't
- 1:02:52know what is I just found that fact is cribbage that thing that the old man
- 1:02:58plays in piie Darren aronowski first
- 1:03:01movie I don't know I don't know right in listeners podcast at multiple
- 1:03:07nasm.com mgas true or false in the year 38 an
- 1:03:12Indian Sage named vatana produced the karma sutra true or false
- 1:03:18oh false to know a lot about it um who's to say he didn't yeah I'm going to go
- 1:03:23true oh Dan Dan Dan wins Dan got that correct we can go look I'll give we'll
- 1:03:29give a look a chance straight to chapter 22 the crisscross water buffalo Thank Me
- 1:03:34Later last an last question Winner Takes
- 1:03:37all oo oh all right okay I'm a betting
- 1:03:41man all right so it comes down to
- 1:03:44this the average sexual session Burns
- 1:03:49around 300 calories true or false okay before any of us answer out four is is
- 1:03:56it the average person's average sexual encounter or is it one of Luke's quote
- 1:04:02unquote bizarre marathons yeah the average sex
- 1:04:08session which according to the uh the data that I have okay it's 300 calories
- 1:04:13wink wink is about six minutes six minutes is it okay I'm
- 1:04:20sticking my f that's the average yeah um yeah I reckon I could burn 300 calories
- 1:04:25in 6 sure looks like looks like Luke sneaks
- 1:04:30up and and takes the win yes you saying I couldn't Matt you're saying I couldn't
- 1:04:35burn 300 calories 6 minutes of hard [ __ ] that's apparently that's an old
- 1:04:39myth and uh the SC scientist a scientist looked into it he looked into it real
- 1:04:44hard he looked into it all right and he he found that uh that you can only burn
- 1:04:49off around 20 calories which I don't know wow he wasn't doing it right man no
- 1:04:55apparently not all right so I guess luk win's truth or
- 1:04:58get act you I could bring it back yeah I guess I really need to think about these
- 1:05:02segments a bit harder in future yeah if you wouldn't mind why because I won one no no
- 1:05:08just no just they all went a little bit little bit of Ry strange never mind
- 1:05:13never mind yeah that's all right M don't be too hard on yourself um let me know
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- 1:05:28to get here today to number 300 absolutely look speaking of other guys
- 1:05:33who aren't being too hard on themselves um you you guys been following the Randy
- 1:05:37Pitchford thing this week oh god I've caught bit in pieces of it and it still
- 1:05:43confuses me quite a lot yeah me too let's break it down matt you're
- 1:05:47levelheaded can you can you tell us where this whole thing started yeah
- 1:05:53so well G box mhm uh software they made
- 1:05:58Borderlands and uh the infamously bad Aliens colonial Marines they are
- 1:06:03currently apparently embroiled in a lawsuit with their former lawyer yeah
- 1:06:09and Wade calendar yes and it's gotten a
- 1:06:13bit a bit dirty to be honest it I
- 1:06:17mean so he's now
- 1:06:20claiming that uh well I he's I'm not sure the full extent of the lawsuit I I
- 1:06:26think there's other stuff in there but the the stuff that's become newsworthy
- 1:06:30is that he's claiming Randy Pitchford head of Gearbox Software uh who who you
- 1:06:36know we we know and love
- 1:06:40is has been carrying around underage pornography on a USB stick that he left
- 1:06:45at a [ __ ] Medieval Times restaurant and as along with a bunch of sensitive
- 1:06:50corporate documents yeah and uh and that he's been having parties that they call
- 1:06:56Peacock parties where it's a a bunch of people get together and adult male
- 1:07:00guests expose themselves to miners uh as in children not as in people who
- 1:07:07mine they might mine as well it's more for the amusement of Randy Pitchford is
- 1:07:12how it's worded too that's right like he's sitting up on a
- 1:07:16throne yeah and there's just rows of of grown men in tuxedos I'm assuming and
- 1:07:22masks uh and then rows of kids and on on
- 1:07:26the drop of ry's handkerchief all zippers go down dicks come out and Randy
- 1:07:32claps his hands and laughs now this all sounds a bit a bit Fantastical except
- 1:07:39that ry's kind of come out and said well that's partially true
- 1:07:44yeah he sort of he he said yeah I did I did leave a I did leave a USB full of
- 1:07:51sensitive information and some pornography um at medeval times uh but
- 1:07:57he says the pornography uh was quote unquote barely legal and actually
- 1:08:03underage and he says the reason that he saved it and put it on the USB stick is
- 1:08:08because if you don't know Randy Pitchford he he is uh he's very
- 1:08:13interested in Magic he does he does magic if you've ever seen any of his
- 1:08:17panels or anything at packs or or wherever he does a lot of magic tricks
- 1:08:20he's friends with like penet and those guys and I think I remember seeing at
- 1:08:24the second packs in Australia yeah and he always does a little magic Tri right
- 1:08:28doing some magic yeah and Y apparently in this video this barely legal
- 1:08:34teen uh does a does a a female
- 1:08:38ejaculation thing that he was like well that's not real and I want to figure out
- 1:08:44how she did it oh so this is so what he's claiming is that this is an episode
- 1:08:48of pen antenna's fullas going completely wrong yes yeah and so he saved it so
- 1:08:53that he could try and figure out how she she performed this magic trick as as he
- 1:08:57saw it that's what he he said this on a podcast apparently recently and
- 1:09:02then Resturant and then went on holiday and then while he was away some someone
- 1:09:08at Medieval Times found it saw what was on there contact a gearbox and said if
- 1:09:13you want this back I want a bunch of free [ __ ] and so they they said fine
- 1:09:18gave him a bunch of free [ __ ] he turned over the USB stick while Randy was away
- 1:09:23and then everybody in the office had a look at it and and now this has
- 1:09:28happened you see the whole problems I have with this one of the things I have
- 1:09:33a problem with is if it is true and it was
- 1:09:39underage why is no one contacted the police over this yes and even the
- 1:09:44peacock parties like why has no one gone to the police let's just hear say really
- 1:09:49the guys just saying this happened I don't know that I don't know that yet
- 1:09:52anybody's and also I don't want to sound like you know like I I
- 1:09:56I I I am a fan of but he did this then [ __ ] him court and filing a lawsuit that
- 1:10:02this stuff is happening yeah I mean look if this is
- 1:10:05true then you know he I do not I do not support him but do not support it does
- 1:10:10sound very farfetched to me and yeah why word in this
- 1:10:16article Randy had a selection of underage pornography on a USB like a
- 1:10:20selection like he's a connoisseur I mean only the finest we don't know if that's
- 1:10:25true or not and and also as we don't know if female ejaculation is true or
- 1:10:28not I mean let's be honest we've discussed on this podcast before some
- 1:10:31people say it's a real thing other people say it's just women pissing themselves we don't
- 1:10:36know and look a this article previously and I guess a lot a lot of people
- 1:10:41previously were bringing up there's a tweet from David edings who was former
- 1:10:45gearbox vice president uh the voice of clap trap uh someone we've also met uh
- 1:10:50said he just tweeted it's true and with
- 1:10:55no context and everyone was like so he is a pedophile which part of it true
- 1:11:00he's since tweeted again with another tweet that says liar tick con man tick
- 1:11:06perv no idea so no he he wasn't talking about the porn in other words he didn't
- 1:11:12say anything yeah yeah so sh this just all seems very
- 1:11:18weird to me yeah I don't understand it look here's the thing I I think you know
- 1:11:24this this guy's let go and he's being sued and uh he's trying to save some
- 1:11:28face he's coming back with a with a counter suit and yeah to me if you're
- 1:11:32going with a counter suit would you go in and lie and call someone a
- 1:11:37pedophile's the thing he's not lying all of this really happened the only thing
- 1:11:41that's different is that he's saying as far as he knows uh the the pornography that Randy
- 1:11:48admits to having on that USB was underage and Randy says it's not Randy
- 1:11:53could have just said though here's here's the thing I think Randy could
- 1:11:56have just said yeah there was porn on there I look at porn because I'm a human
- 1:12:00male and which is what he said yeah but but he he said that he was only watching
- 1:12:06it because he wanted to figure out like a magic he saved it because of that he
- 1:12:10did he actually did say yeah he watches porn he he discussed it on a podcast he
- 1:12:15was being very open to the fact of watching porn but the it's not just the
- 1:12:19USBC it's also the peacock parties yeah it's so farfetched right that I'm like I
- 1:12:25want to I want to say well that that can't be true right that's that's that's
- 1:12:29just crazy and disgusting but then why would you make that up like that's a
- 1:12:34[ __ ] crazy thing to make up yeah has he commented on the peacock parties no I
- 1:12:40don't think so no well he he he he did comment and say uh hang on where is it
- 1:12:46he just said oh yeah he basically just said it's [ __ ] uh and he's
- 1:12:51disappointed that oh here we go Randy is shocked by the meritless allegations is
- 1:12:55brought up by a former friend and colleague to whom he's extended his
- 1:12:57personal funds multiple times to help him purchase a home a car and even fully
- 1:13:01Finance his tuition and expenses for an executive NBA at pepperine so he kind of
- 1:13:06okay there you go a bit of a jab at him there um if you've been invited to a
- 1:13:10peacock party right in multiple nerdgasm etc etc D podcast at multiple nasm.com
- 1:13:16and we will forward your information on
- 1:13:22please which that's the one thing like if someone knows all this why don't you
- 1:13:27go to the police why do you sit on it yeah oh I'll tell you what why don't we
- 1:13:33uh why don't we have our own peacock party over here in the um in the
- 1:13:37Afterparty I like the way you think want to are we going to after party already
- 1:13:42yeah we've been it's an hour and 20 minutes man C can we just hold on one
- 1:13:45sec because uh there there's something that happened this week that I that I
- 1:13:49really do want to talk about on the on the ma podcast and not just leave it to
- 1:13:52way over time though the listeners don't deserve this
- 1:13:55all right I'll allow you what yeah but I want to discuss one more thing as well I
- 1:14:00asked you earlier come on I know and I said it'll come out naturally you know
- 1:14:03we haven't got to the segment which would lead from all right fine is there a so so you
- 1:14:10actually need two more segments is what you're saying yes how long are we going
- 1:14:13to be here what's the segment you're trying to get get happening geek okay
- 1:14:18good that's what I'm going for all right Matt right s good so um look if Randy if
- 1:14:24Randy really is a pedophile then um I hope he burns in hell um and it's always
- 1:14:30sad to to see a hero fall and this this week is no exception because um we've
- 1:14:35got a geek of the week guys uh William Morgan Shepard umed has passed away no
- 1:14:42let's not let's not spre that my bad my I mean look for all I know he might have
- 1:14:47been but um I've been I've been cautioned by our legal team that I'm not
- 1:14:51allowed to unduly and with no evidence um accuse being pedophiles on this
- 1:14:56podcast anymore because of all the times I did in the past
- 1:15:02um yeah but William Morgan Shepard um I know his voice uh incredibly well I've
- 1:15:09listened to 400 hours of his voice um because he is a narrator of of
- 1:15:16Civ 5 and uh he has an amazing voice and I'll I'll miss him yeah you've probably
- 1:15:22listened to hundreds of vs his voice yeah Luke hundreds um yeah if anyone
- 1:15:28also played that really [ __ ] house Monkey Island game that came out like 99
- 1:15:342000 called Escape From Monkey Island uh he was in that too there you go so uh he
- 1:15:41might have heard him there uh as well as uh actually I don't know who he played
- 1:15:47one of the Pirates I don't remember being as bad as
- 1:15:50all that but it was it absolutely was um you just didn't want to believe it will
- 1:15:57Morgan Shephard you're are geek of the
- 1:16:02week week I should have asked Luke's permission before I played the jingle
- 1:16:06sorry Luke you okay with this yeah no he he's got this all right good thanks good
- 1:16:11I'm glad to see it my way but yeah so cuz I know we're running out of time now
- 1:16:16and so I I am bringing back sort of a segment that I have had in the past
- 1:16:21interesting okay bringing back one of your own seg away yep me giving away
- 1:16:26crap that I have lying around my house oh fantastic I haven't done this in a
- 1:16:31while but I'm also going to have a bit of a spin on as
- 1:16:35well I'm introducing our own Deadpool okay okay so we remember last
- 1:16:41year where I called Stanley's death months in advance yes yeah suspiciously
- 1:16:47suspiciously far in advance that's I gave everyone plenty of warning that was
- 1:16:50coming so say warning not Stan
- 1:16:56so I have a prize okay sitting right here mhm it is a Star Wars keychain
- 1:17:02collection oh okay not just a Star Wars keychain a [ __ ] collection of Star
- 1:17:08Wars keychains it's collection it's from the St it's from the CL Star Wars Clone
- 1:17:12Wars the cartoon oh even better I just lost interest now go
- 1:17:19on we're included in this as well this competition as well are we that doesn't
- 1:17:23seem fair yeah it's it's fair because you have to predict someone who's going
- 1:17:27to die and the first one who was right that isn't also implemented in the
- 1:17:33person's demise will we okay you think I'm going to murder someone to to get
- 1:17:37some key chains to a show I don't watch that's fine I'm just making I'm making
- 1:17:40sure that's a rle okay is this multiple choice or can we name literally anyone
- 1:17:45in the world like death note no you can have two
- 1:17:49okay two all right two two guess I I I will start I can I guess the person
- 1:17:56you're going to you're going to open with you can yes are are are you going
- 1:18:00to say Harrison Ford because I swear to God Luke if you
- 1:18:05do he's not my number one
- 1:18:08okay but he's my second choice okay number
- 1:18:13one Sean conary oh okay he's looking yes
- 1:18:19it's true well he's not looking at anything he hasn't been seen in a while
- 1:18:25sure sure too busy slapping women sometimes just one open-handed they want
- 1:18:30the last word and you give them the last word and uh they just won't let it go
- 1:18:35that that's what I'm putting for so warranted you guys all right okay now
- 1:18:40you can put me on the spot all right um let me have a thing look there is an
- 1:18:43actor that I've been waiting to die for quite some
- 1:18:48time and that's Kirk Douglas oo okay sure because Kirk Douglas is over 100
- 1:18:55years old now and don't get me wrong I think there's a big call he's in
- 1:18:58incredible shape but how long can you
- 1:19:01possibly last good one that's a good
- 1:19:08one okay so I'm making notes of this I'm going to go I'm going to skew the the
- 1:19:14other way sort of and I'm going to go oh you're going to choose a child you're
- 1:19:18going to choose a child well a former
- 1:19:23child actor I'm gonna go with Cory Feldman oh yeah I
- 1:19:28see I see I'm GNA go with Cory Feldman and I'm not going to be happy but I'm
- 1:19:33going to go with Cory Feldman yeah I've got a second one up my sleeve that's along
- 1:19:38Feldman lines actually okay um can I
- 1:19:41nominate my number two yes my number two Charlie Sheen
- 1:19:48oo that's a good one AIDS that's right he will be geek every week have AIDS or
- 1:19:53did he make that up no no he really has AIDS do we know that got it from a
- 1:19:57transsexual prostitute yeah well I know he said that but but why would you say
- 1:20:02that if that's not true because he said all sorts of weird
- 1:20:07[ __ ] yeah oh I got another one I got another
- 1:20:11one this one's [ __ ] dark as well though cuz go
- 1:20:17on Kevin spacy
- 1:20:21oh guys did you see what Kevin spy did this week the video yes that's what I
- 1:20:27mean he's I think he's you think he's going to get murdered I think he's going
- 1:20:31to no well I think he's gone off the rails I'm worried
- 1:20:34he's I think he's going to hurt himself fair fair well someone hurt him yeah
- 1:20:40yeah [ __ ] yeah he made that video as his character from House of Cards just
- 1:20:46posted on his YouTube about how know he's been fired from House of he says that's a
- 1:20:51conspiracy he actually says in it cuz they wrote him out of the show and said
- 1:20:55that he was dead and uh in the video he actually says uh did you actually see
- 1:21:01the body don't believe everything you
- 1:21:04here yes he's he's gone weird gone weird
- 1:21:09he was weird Okay so he has continued to show us how weird he is can everyone
- 1:21:13just confirm their pics please
- 1:21:16sure uh Cory Feldman and Kevin spy yep
- 1:21:21yep and I'm I'm going Kirk Douglas and um Charlie
- 1:21:26okay now as I said this is open to everyone podcast multiple partners
- 1:21:32podcast M nasm.com right in let us know and now now also you can't someone goes into
- 1:21:39hospital when you email this person no you need to predict something you can't just say my
- 1:21:44n no yeah yeah and it can't be imminent like they're on they're oh they're about
- 1:21:51to switch life support off you can't just shoot off a quick email right
- 1:21:55I think if I think if you're in the room with a celebrity and they're about to
- 1:21:58turn off their life support you please do shoot us a quick email actually I
- 1:22:03think we should re-qualify that okay fine you might not win but do it anyway
- 1:22:08yeah and I mean not just for this competition like if you got that kind of
- 1:22:11inside Goss like why aren't we already talking and I'll have a photo up on the
- 1:22:16Instagram in the next few days of the prize and also putting up the rules as
- 1:22:20well I thought you might have a dead celebrity jeez we put that that photo of
- 1:22:25Chris Farley in the ice cream shop up oh my God yeah two pck autopsy oh God now
- 1:22:31we can head over to the after part all right on that on that happy not sure I
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