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- 0:10JarJim: Hello, weary traveler.
- 0:12JarJim: I'm not sure what strange magic
- 0:14JarJim: must have brought you here, but
- 0:15JarJim: you have stepped into a realm of
- 0:17JarJim: my creation.
- 0:19JarJim: A sprawling city filled with danger and glory, and most
- 0:22JarJim: importantly, lots of gold.
- 0:25JarJim: I call it Islanew.
- 0:28JarJim: Who am I?
- 0:28JarJim: You might ask?
- 0:30JarJim: The name is Jade and I'm the patron deity of gambling.
- 0:34JarJim: Long story short, this group of idiots, or as you may call them
- 0:39JarJim: heroes, made a bet with me that they had what it took to make a
- 0:42JarJim: vast trove of gold, but left some of the key details blank.
- 0:47JarJim: So I filled them in myself.
- 0:49JarJim: I send them to this pocket dimension, into the city I had
- 0:53JarJim: created with brand new bodies they'd have to attune to.
- 0:57JarJim: Can these fools passed my test?
- 1:00JarJim: Or will they be trapped here forever?
- 1:02JarJim: So experience my world of trials
- 1:05JarJim: and tribulations and join
- 1:07JarJim: alongside this posse of pitiful
- 1:09JarJim: people.
- 1:10JarJim: Or as I like to call them, the criminals of Islanew.
- 1:16Skyler: Welcome back everybody to
- 1:17Skyler: another episode of Criminals of
- 1:19Skyler: Islanew.
- 1:20Skyler: Miss, uh, we are returning from a pretty long break in person.
- 1:25Skyler: It's probably not a long break for you that are listening.
- 1:27Skyler: Uh, but it is for us.
- 1:29Skyler: Uh, so apologies if there's maybe an occasional detail that
- 1:32Skyler: we're like, oh, yeah, I totally forgot about that.
- 1:35Skyler: Uh, to be fair, that's probably happened a few times now, to be
- 1:38Skyler: honest with you, but I digress.
- 1:39Skyler: The story continues.
- 1:41Skyler: Uh, with that joining me today,
- 1:43Skyler: I'll go through everybody and,
- 1:44Skyler: and they can, they can say hello
- 1:46Skyler: so that you can remember what
- 1:47Skyler: everybody sounds like, or maybe
- 1:48Skyler: we can remember what we sound
- 1:50Skyler: like.
- 1:50Skyler: Uh, to my right got Jackson, who's playing des.
- 1:54Jackson: Hi, I'm des.
- 1:55Skyler: Is des next to him.
- 1:56Skyler: We've got Dave, who is playing mucky.
- 2:00Skyler: Yeah.
- 2:02Skyler: Following Dave, we got Fatty Lumpkins, who's playing?
- 2:07Skyler: Kaito.
- 2:08Nick: And I'm on a keto diet.
- 2:10Skyler: Oh, are you really I r l or.
- 2:12Skyler: You're saying keto is on a keto diet?
- 2:14Nick: Fatty's never dieted in his life.
- 2:16Nick: It's the term fatty.
- 2:18Skyler: There's implications.
- 2:20Skyler: Uh, next to fatty Lumpkins, we got Cameron, who is playing
- 2:23Skyler: Rorik the goblin.
- 2:25Nick: Yeah. Hi, I'm Cameron.
- 2:27Skyler: That's right, you are.
- 2:28Skyler: And then finally, last but not least, we've got Quinn, who is
- 2:31Skyler: playing feather McGregor, also known as Lil Source.
- 2:36Nick: Yeah, I'm Kevin McGregor, also known as Lil Source.
- 2:39Skyler: Oh, I thought you were going to be like.
- 2:40Skyler: You'd be like a jekyll-hyde situation where it's like, one
- 2:42Skyler: day you're feather McGregor and one day you're like, no, I'm
- 2:45Skyler: little sauce today.
- 2:46Nick: Two personalities.
- 2:47Nick: Yeah, I like it.
- 2:48Skyler: There could be an opportunity here.
- 2:50Nick: I get hit in the head too hard.
- 2:51Nick: I know what I'm saying.
- 2:52Skyler: And it splits. Uh, I'm Skylar, I'm the game master dungeon
- 2:56Skyler: Master, although we haven't really ventured into any
- 2:59Skyler: dungeons yet, but we might be venturing into a giant tower,
- 3:02Skyler: which I think to some extent is the opposite of dungeon.
- 3:07Skyler: Yeah, it's an inverted dungeon.
- 3:08Skyler: So, uh, we are excited to see
- 3:10Skyler: how that goes as we jump into
- 3:12Skyler: another episode of Criminals of
- 3:15Skyler: Islanew mess.
- 3:22Skyler: All right, we're back.
- 3:23Skyler: If you guys remember correctly,
- 3:25Skyler: uh, you had just been pitched
- 3:26Skyler: the idea of possibly taking out
- 3:29Skyler: Alexandria Dusk Walker, the
- 3:31Skyler: owner, CEO.
- 3:33Skyler: What have you of the brand new fat caps and hats?
- 3:38Skyler: Uh, for lack of better words, multi-level marketing scheme.
- 3:43Skyler: She also has a number of other
- 3:44Skyler: schemes that she's involved in
- 3:45Skyler: as well.
- 3:46Skyler: Uh, various other companies that you guys have heard about, at
- 3:49Skyler: least in, in conversation.
- 3:51Skyler: But whatever the case, you've been approached by an after you
- 3:53Skyler: guys had successfully gotten invitations to the big fat caps
- 3:57Skyler: and hats, uh, success gala.
- 4:01Skyler: Uh, for those that had managed to sell an exuberant amount of
- 4:03Skyler: hats, you guys had been approached by an individual that
- 4:07Skyler: referred to himself as the architect, and he had pitched
- 4:10Skyler: you the idea of going up to the top of Alexandria's tower and
- 4:16Skyler: taking her out, for lack of better terms, for lack for lack
- 4:19Skyler: of nicer things to say.
- 4:21Skyler: He had offered you guys thirty thousand gold pieces to do this
- 4:25Skyler: as long as you did it tonight, and he promised to get you in
- 4:28Skyler: the front doors, but that was as far as he could take you.
- 4:31Skyler: So you guys had headed back to Lil Source's place.
- 4:35Skyler: You guys had gotten your rest.
- 4:36Skyler: You guys had jumped over to the
- 4:37Skyler: Level Up arcade, spent some of
- 4:39Skyler: the money that you had had from
- 4:40Skyler: previous excursions.
- 4:43Skyler: So you guys have leveled up and so on and so forth.
- 4:45Skyler: Uh, and it is time.
- 4:47Skyler: It is night time.
- 4:48Skyler: And you guys find yourselves back out in the square right
- 4:52Skyler: outside of dusk.
- 4:54Skyler: Walker Industries tower.
- 4:56Skyler: What are you doing?
- 4:58Skyler: I would say that you do see the individual who had referred to
- 5:02Skyler: himself prior as the architect.
- 5:04Skyler: I believe he's a deep gnome, if I remember correctly.
- 5:08Skyler: So he's a short little guy.
- 5:10Skyler: Um, not.
- 5:12Skyler: He's actually pretty tall as far as gnomes go, I'll be honest.
- 5:15Nick: Oh, do you have the money on him right then and there?
- 5:17Skyler: You could.
- 5:18Nick: Ask.
- 5:20Skyler: But he's standing there.
- 5:21Skyler: He's standing there at the door.
- 5:23Skyler: Uh, looks like he's ready to, uh.
- 5:25Skyler: He's just sitting there, like on the stairs leading up to you.
- 5:28Nick: Got the money on you?
- 5:29The Architect: Uh, the money?
- 5:30The Architect: Oh, the thirty.
- 5:31The Architect: I don't, um, yes and no.
- 5:34Nick: Oh, I'd like to see it before we go.
- 5:37Skyler: He holds up a bag.
- 5:39Skyler: It's just like a plain looking
- 5:41Skyler: sack, and it looks completely
- 5:44Skyler: empty.
- 5:46Skyler: And he says.
- 5:49The Architect: Here's the best I can do.
- 5:50Skyler: And he opens up the bag and he reaches inside and then he comes
- 5:54Skyler: back out with a whole.
- 5:56Skyler: Handful of gold coins and he
- 5:58Skyler: sort of drips them back into the
- 5:59Skyler: bag.
- 6:00Skyler: You never hear them clink into the bag.
- 6:02Skyler: They just kind of fall into the bag.
- 6:04Skyler: They might clink against each other, like leaving his hand.
- 6:07Skyler: But then once they go into the
- 6:08Skyler: bag, they just kind of
- 6:09Skyler: disappear.
- 6:10Jackson: Just not even do the contract.
- 6:13Jackson: Just off him and take the bag.
- 6:14Jackson: We're after the bag.
- 6:16Jackson: What can I say?
- 6:17Jackson: I'm a cat who loves the bad people.
- 6:19Nick: This is called criminals, right?
- 6:21Nick: And when you start doing criminal things.
- 6:23Jackson: Are we the criminals?
- 6:24Jackson: Even criminals as well?
- 6:26Dave: But he's hired us to do a criminal.
- 6:29Nick: The slasher.
- 6:30Jackson: The slasher?
- 6:31Jackson: Yeah. Are we anti criminals?
- 6:32Jackson: Because we did.
- 6:34Jackson: We pretty much exclusively off
- 6:36Jackson: criminals, minus the ones that
- 6:38Jackson: weren't.
- 6:39Dave: Yeah. Because then they can't go to the cops.
- 6:41Jackson: Yeah. You, you attack criminals because they wouldn't.
- 6:46Nick: Have stolen.
- 6:46Jackson: Ones. I, I said excluding the
- 6:49Jackson: ones that weren't criminals,
- 6:52Jackson: other than the ones that weren't
- 6:53Jackson: criminals.
- 6:53Jackson: We've exclusively gone after other criminals, so.
- 6:56Nick: No, but we ourselves have committed shoplifting.
- 6:59Dave: The horror.
- 7:00Dave: We.
- 7:01Nick: You.
- 7:02Dave: You all looking at us here.
- 7:04Jackson: You know what?
- 7:05Jackson: Des would would rather complete the job because it sounds fun.
- 7:10Dave: I like that idea.
- 7:11Dave: And if we do the job, then we
- 7:12Dave: gain not only money, but an
- 7:14Dave: ally.
- 7:15Dave: Mhm.
- 7:16Dave: And if he's willing to pay thirty thousand for a job.
- 7:19Dave: What?
- 7:19Dave: He probably pays a lot for other jobs.
- 7:22Dave: And so far, thirty K for a single job is the best deal
- 7:25Dave: we've seen so far.
- 7:26Skyler: This is a fair point.
- 7:27Jackson: It's like a whole year's worth of working for most people.
- 7:30Jackson: We're doing it in a night.
- 7:32Jackson: For something we love.
- 7:35Jackson: Come on.
- 7:36Skyler: Going into inverted dungeons.
- 7:38Dave: He might do this again.
- 7:39Jackson: No going into classic.
- 7:41Skyler: Classic.
- 7:42Cameron: Breaking in with the boys.
- 7:43Jackson: Breaking in with the boys.
- 7:44Skyler: Going in with the boys.
- 7:46Skyler: Episode title.
- 7:47Jackson: Tearing down.
- 7:47Jackson: Tearing down the establishment.
- 7:49Dave: Murdered him with the men.
- 7:54Skyler: We'll see if that happens.
- 7:55Jackson: Kissing each other.
- 7:56Dave: Oh. Oh, maybe it's June.
- 7:59Skyler: If you guys.
- 7:59Skyler: If you guys get to.
- 8:00Skyler: Murder.
- 8:01Skyler: That's what makes you.
- 8:02Skyler: Man, right now you're just burglary.
- 8:03Skyler: What did you guys say?
- 8:04Skyler: Breaking it, breaking it.
- 8:06Skyler: Burglary with the boys.
- 8:07Skyler: Right now it's just breaking in with the boys.
- 8:09Dave: Where did.
- 8:09Dave: Burglary?
- 8:10Dave: You're right, you're right.
- 8:11Jackson: But we aren't even breaking in.
- 8:13Dave: The.
- 8:13Jackson: Boys invitation.
- 8:14Skyler: Well, this isn't the party.
- 8:16Skyler: Keep in mind, this is just like.
- 8:17Jackson: Oh, it's.
- 8:18Skyler: Just our house.
- 8:18Skyler: Yeah, well.
- 8:19Jackson: Yeah, we're breaking it.
- 8:20Nick: Yeah. What's the point of the invitation?
- 8:21Nick: Oh, those are for the party invitation.
- 8:24Nick: I feel like.
- 8:25Dave: I feel like those invitations are going to be worthless.
- 8:28Dave: Uh, post the dead boss.
- 8:31Jackson: I could just sell it to people.
- 8:32Jackson: That's also.
- 8:33Jackson: They don't have to.
- 8:34Jackson: They don't have to know if she's dying.
- 8:35Jackson: What we do is we discreetly offer and then bring proof to
- 8:39Jackson: the guy that'll pay us, and then we can convince people that
- 8:43Jackson: she's still alive.
- 8:44Jackson: Weekend at Bernie's style.
- 8:46Jackson: Um, and then And then we can sell the invitation to them.
- 8:51Jackson: Be like.
- 8:51Jackson: You want to go, don't you, Squidward?
- 8:54Skyler: That's I, I desperately want a weekend at Bernie's situation.
- 8:58Dave: Happens to a body that's put
- 9:00Dave: into a bag of holding I. If it
- 9:03Dave: dies.
- 9:04Skyler: If it's dead.
- 9:05Dave: If it's a dead body, if it's just.
- 9:08Jackson: Stasis is there.
- 9:09Skyler: I guess here's what I would say.
- 9:11Skyler: Yeah, I would say it definitely decays to some extent.
- 9:13Skyler: I would argue that it might
- 9:15Skyler: decay more slowly because it
- 9:17Skyler: doesn't have as much outside,
- 9:19Skyler: you know, elements because
- 9:21Skyler: there's like, there's no oxygen
- 9:22Skyler: in there.
- 9:23Skyler: There's no, it's a void.
- 9:24Skyler: It's a void.
- 9:24Skyler: Exactly.
- 9:25Skyler: But there would still be things
- 9:28Skyler: innately in the human body that
- 9:30Skyler: would cause a certain amount of
- 9:32Skyler: decomposition.
- 9:33Dave: Stash her body in my bag of holding.
- 9:36Skyler: There's also spells that you can use to like, keep a body good
- 9:39Skyler: for like ten days at least.
- 9:41Dave: Yeah. Precipitation.
- 9:43Skyler: I don't think it's precipitation Presbyterian.
- 9:46Cameron: A rosy smell.
- 9:48Dave: Yeah. There you go.
- 9:50Cameron: Over top of the tree.
- 9:52Skyler: Is it spare the dying?
- 9:53Jackson: Is it?
- 9:53Jackson: No.
- 9:54Skyler: Where?
- 9:55Dave: On the neck.
- 9:56Dave: You know, left to right.
- 9:57Dave: And there we go.
- 9:59Jackson: I'm totally fine.
- 10:00Jackson: If we establish that a body decays in a bag of holding.
- 10:03Jackson: However, in the void of space, a
- 10:05Jackson: body does not decay because
- 10:07Jackson: there's nothing to come in
- 10:08Jackson: contact with.
- 10:09Dave: Yeah, but isn't it puff up?
- 10:10Skyler: Does it?
- 10:11Dave: Yeah.
- 10:12Jackson: Mhm.
- 10:12Dave: Crystallize it.
- 10:14Jackson: Could. It could freeze.
- 10:15Jackson: Let's see what else.
- 10:16Skyler: I think there would definitely.
- 10:17Dave: Gain the freezing element.
- 10:18Skyler: At the absolute least I think there it would become a
- 10:21Skyler: circumstance where the body would be noticeably off.
- 10:26Jackson: In in space.
- 10:28Jackson: It very quickly.
- 10:29Jackson: Mummifies.
- 10:30Jackson: Yes.
- 10:31Jackson: So by freeze drying.
- 10:33Skyler: Right.
- 10:33Skyler: I think people would notice.
- 10:35Jackson: Okay.
- 10:36Skyler: Yeah, yeah.
- 10:37Skyler: Actually, yeah.
- 10:38Dave: We could break off body parts
- 10:40Dave: and sell them because freeze
- 10:41Dave: dried candy.
- 10:42Dave: Yeah.
- 10:44Jackson: Oh, is it Halloween time?
- 10:46Skyler: Oh, well, whatever the case you got.
- 10:47Skyler: I mean, you're not there yet.
- 10:48Skyler: You haven't.
- 10:49Skyler: You haven't achieved the dead body to manipulate whatever.
- 10:53Dave: Dead bodies before they're.
- 10:54Skyler: Killed. That's right, that's right.
- 10:55Skyler: That's what my mom that's what my mom always used to say.
- 10:58Dave: Old mama saying, you know.
- 11:00Skyler: Don't don't play with dead
- 11:02Skyler: bodies that you haven't killed
- 11:03Skyler: yet.
- 11:03Dave: Wait, what was my family name?
- 11:05Dave: Wasn't it Frost nips?
- 11:06Skyler: There you go.
- 11:07Skyler: I think that was actually what we went with.
- 11:09Dave: Frost. That was weird.
- 11:10Dave: Frostnip.
- 11:11Dave: Mama. Frostnip.
- 11:12Skyler: That's right.
- 11:13Skyler: Okay, so again, you guys are there at the front door.
- 11:16Skyler: A guy standing there, he he showed you to some extent, the
- 11:19Skyler: money or at least showed you proof of money that existed.
- 11:24Skyler: Are you guys ready to go in?
- 11:25Dave: Yeah. Open the door.
- 11:26Dave: Chop.
- 11:27Jackson: Yep. Open the door.
- 11:28Jackson: Get on the floor.
- 11:28Jackson: Everybody do the dinosaur.
- 11:29Dave: I'm ready.
- 11:31The Architect: Okay, I can get you in there.
- 11:33Skyler: And he, uh.
- 11:34Skyler: He pulls out his ID card, and it
- 11:36Skyler: looks very much like the cards
- 11:38Skyler: that you guys all have found
- 11:40Skyler: along the way or found on your
- 11:41Skyler: person when you first came to
- 11:43Skyler: this world.
- 11:43Skyler: There are those little, like badge like things, uh, with sort
- 11:46Skyler: of a stone on it.
- 11:48Skyler: And he presses his against the door and you hear a click and he
- 11:52Skyler: reaches over, he grabs the handle, opens up the door as if
- 11:55Skyler: it were never locked.
- 11:56Skyler: And you guys all walk inside.
- 11:59Skyler: He turns and looks at you and he says.
- 12:02The Architect: Now you have to promise that you will never tell anybody that I
- 12:05The Architect: did this, because technically this is breaking the rules.
- 12:10Skyler: So in this lobby, you notice on
- 12:12Skyler: either side, it's like a whole
- 12:13Skyler: bunch of little like mailboxes,
- 12:15Skyler: like those little metal
- 12:16Skyler: mailboxes.
- 12:17Skyler: Uh, if you ever got like a Po
- 12:18Skyler: box at the post office, it'd be
- 12:21Skyler: like those.
- 12:22Skyler: If you've ever been into a post office, you see, like the walls
- 12:24Skyler: are lined with these things.
- 12:25Skyler: Um, it's just a bunch of those.
- 12:27Skyler: He has one of these.
- 12:28Skyler: He has an account here at this building.
- 12:31Skyler: So therefore he has the ability to come into this door.
- 12:35Skyler: But it's a double door system, right?
- 12:37Skyler: So there's another set of doors
- 12:38Skyler: that actually lets you into the
- 12:39Skyler: lobby.
- 12:39Skyler: So he kneels down by this door
- 12:41Skyler: and you see him withdraw a
- 12:43Skyler: little lock picking kit and he
- 12:45Skyler: quickly pops the lock on this
- 12:47Skyler: set of doors and holds it open
- 12:49Skyler: for you guys to go inside the
- 12:50Skyler: front lobby.
- 12:51Skyler: And he reminds you, he says, no, don't forget.
- 12:55The Architect: Once you get past here and then
- 12:57The Architect: you start to head upstairs,
- 12:58The Architect: that's when the traps come into
- 13:01The Architect: play.
- 13:02The Architect: Good luck.
- 13:03Jackson: Des writes on his little board,
- 13:05Jackson: he says, uh, it says, man, I was
- 13:07Jackson: really hoping for the breaking
- 13:09Jackson: and entering and breaking was
- 13:11Jackson: underlined.
- 13:11Jackson: Oh, and he goes, this is just entering less fun.
- 13:16The Architect: There will be plenty of time to break things, my friend.
- 13:20The Architect: Hopefully The Bones of Alexandria does.
- 13:24The Architect: Walker.
- 13:24The Architect: But yeah, you did not hear that from me.
- 13:27Dave: Well, who else could we hear it from?
- 13:30The Architect: Just the wind.
- 13:32Dave: You get weird wind around here.
- 13:35Jackson: Some Pocahontas stuff out here.
- 13:38Skyler: Do you hear the murderous intent on the wing.
- 13:43Skyler: Are you guys headed inside, then?
- 13:45Dave: Sure.
- 13:45Jackson: Yeah.
- 13:46Skyler: Which one of you had been upstairs already?
- 13:49Dave: Quinn and I.
- 13:50Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
- 13:51Dave: So, Rory O'Rourke and source.
- 13:52Skyler: Roarke and Lil Source have been upstairs.
- 13:54Dave: We went on the whole tour with that chick.
- 13:56Dave: Yes.
- 13:56Skyler: You both have seen this area before.
- 13:58Skyler: You both go to the door.
- 14:00Skyler: You guys head all of you up the the ornate spiral staircase with
- 14:04Skyler: this, like, fancy, uh, fabric rug that kind of leads up this
- 14:09Skyler: nice red rug.
- 14:10Skyler: It's very velvety.
- 14:11Skyler: Uh, you guys make your way
- 14:12Skyler: upstairs, and when you get to
- 14:15Skyler: the top, you are greeted by a
- 14:16Skyler: large room.
- 14:18Skyler: There's a light switch on the wall.
- 14:21Skyler: It's obviously magical.
- 14:23Skyler: It'll start up the sconces.
- 14:24Skyler: You guys are aware of that?
- 14:25Skyler: You flip on the lights and before you, there's an entire
- 14:29Skyler: room of just alternating black and white tiles on the floor.
- 14:34Skyler: Alright, so you guys are up
- 14:35Skyler: there, you have this, uh, the,
- 14:36Skyler: again, the floor tiles, black
- 14:38Skyler: and white.
- 14:38Skyler: They just alternate like almost
- 14:40Skyler: like a chess board all the way
- 14:41Skyler: across.
- 14:42Jackson: Is there anything on the ceiling?
- 14:43Jackson: Yes.
- 14:45Skyler: More alternating color.
- 14:49Skyler: Ty, you did it.
- 14:50Nick: Kaito is going to.
- 14:51Dave: Hey, uh, before you guys do anything, those are traps.
- 14:56Nick: Kaito is going to.
- 14:58Nick: Kaito manifests his echo.
- 15:00Nick: Okay.
- 15:01Nick: And just sends it right down the path.
- 15:04Jackson: Does the echo trigger traps?
- 15:07Nick: It is an object.
- 15:08Skyler: Okay, so it has like, weight to it.
- 15:11Nick: According to Google AI, it does have mass and occupies space.
- 15:15Nick: I couldn't say my source, but that's a Google.
- 15:18Nick: AI says, okay.
- 15:19Skyler: Here's what I'll say.
- 15:20Skyler: You manifest it thirty feet,
- 15:21Skyler: which is about halfway down the
- 15:22Skyler: room.
- 15:23Skyler: Roll a d6.
- 15:26Nick: three.
- 15:27Skyler: three.
- 15:28Skyler: Um, you watch as your echo gets
- 15:31Skyler: thrown to the left wall, which
- 15:32Skyler: would be the west wall and it
- 15:35Skyler: dies.
- 15:36Dave: It takes it has one HP.
- 15:38Skyler: Oh, it dies, then.
- 15:39Nick: Yeah. Okay.
- 15:40Skyler: You see it slam into the wall and just disintegrate.
- 15:44Skyler: Um. I have an eye for detail.
- 15:47Skyler: Cool.
- 15:47Nick: Can I.
- 15:49Skyler: Do that?
- 15:49Skyler: Me too.
- 15:50Skyler: I don't know what that does.
- 15:51Skyler: Make a wisdom perception check.
- 15:53Skyler: Despite a hidden creature or object.
- 15:56Skyler: Or make an intelligence investigation.
- 15:58Skyler: Uncover.
- 15:59Skyler: Decipher clues.
- 16:00Nick: With advantage.
- 16:00Dave: Oh, there you go.
- 16:01Skyler: Okay. Yeah. Go for it.
- 16:03Nick: I got.
- 16:04Skyler: eighteen. Eighteen. Okay. Um. You see, so there are three
- 16:09Skyler: pillars that kind of hold up the next floor, right.
- 16:12Skyler: And they're through the center of this room.
- 16:15Skyler: Uh, the tiles kind of conform
- 16:18Skyler: around, um, you notice through a
- 16:21Skyler: reflection on one of the
- 16:23Skyler: sconces.
- 16:24Skyler: Uh, like they have like a glass little piece to kind of help,
- 16:27Skyler: uh, emanate the light that comes off of it.
- 16:29Skyler: You notice a reflection on that,
- 16:31Skyler: and you can see that on the
- 16:32Skyler: other side of each one of these
- 16:35Skyler: pillars, there's a switch that
- 16:37Skyler: you think maybe has something to
- 16:39Skyler: do with the magic that is
- 16:40Skyler: affecting the floor slash
- 16:42Skyler: ceiling?
- 16:43Quinn: You think I could climb on the ceiling?
- 16:45Skyler: The ceiling also has these tiles.
- 16:46Skyler: Just to clarify.
- 16:48Quinn: The walls on the sides have these tiles.
- 16:50Skyler: No, no, they do not.
- 16:53Dave: Okay, so I run like a like some kind of cool matrix, dude.
- 16:57Dave: Alright, so there's lovers where?
- 16:59Quinn: On the backside of the pillars.
- 17:01Dave: Oh.
- 17:02Quinn: So I'm gonna spider climb.
- 17:04Quinn: Okay. And can I take, like, do I have any you.
- 17:06Cameron: Gotta dig down and find that courage.
- 17:08Quinn: Yeah.
- 17:09Skyler: Dig, dig down and find your inner spider.
- 17:12Quinn: Is anybody got any, like.
- 17:13Dave: Dude got launched by those traps like five times and just kept
- 17:16Dave: going at it?
- 17:17Dave: Yeah, I kept going.
- 17:18Skyler: That was pretty.
- 17:19Dave: Funny.
- 17:19Dave: I almost died.
- 17:20Quinn: You just gotta you just gotta
- 17:21Quinn: figure out which one's the stuff
- 17:22Quinn: on.
- 17:22Quinn: There's the right ones and wrong ones.
- 17:24Dave: No, they're all wrong.
- 17:25Quinn: Does anybody.
- 17:26Quinn: Oh, hang on, I got an idea.
- 17:27Quinn: Oh, I got an idea.
- 17:28Quinn: Alright, I'm gonna spider climb.
- 17:29Quinn: Okay, I'm gonna go over to the wall.
- 17:32Dave: Hey, it looks like those traps knock some sense into you.
- 17:35Quinn: Come to the wall.
- 17:35Skyler: Okay, you're on the wall.
- 17:36Skyler: Like. Yeah, like on the wall.
- 17:38Quinn: Okay, I'm gonna start climbing.
- 17:39Quinn: Yeah, I'm gonna look back to the group like.
- 17:41Quinn: Guys, look at me.
- 17:42Quinn: I'm a spider.
- 17:45Dave: There's a theme song.
- 17:45Dave: Hey, you guys have you play music?
- 17:48Nick: Oh, shoot.
- 17:49Nick: Where's my.
- 17:49Dave: Your MPs?
- 17:50Quinn: This last an hour?
- 17:52Quinn: So I'm climbing?
- 17:53Quinn: Yeah, slowly but surely.
- 17:54Quinn: Because I don't want to get thrown against the wall.
- 17:57Skyler: I mean, as long as you stay.
- 17:58Skyler: I mean, it's.
- 17:58Quinn: A I'm like, yeah, it's a ten foot wall.
- 18:00Quinn: I'm just like sideways on the wall climbing.
- 18:02Skyler: It does feel a little weird.
- 18:03Skyler: I would say probably.
- 18:04Quinn: Yeah. But I mean, I'm climbing.
- 18:05Quinn: I'm climbing.
- 18:06Quinn: Yeah.
- 18:06Quinn: Doing my thing.
- 18:07Quinn: Yeah.
- 18:08Quinn: Get to halfway and I see the lovers.
- 18:10Quinn: Okay.
- 18:10Quinn: I would like, pull out my crossbow and I'd like to shoot
- 18:14Quinn: one of the lovers.
- 18:15Skyler: Okay, okay.
- 18:16Quinn: Well, I need to roll.
- 18:17Skyler: Uh, just roll an attack.
- 18:20Quinn: Hey, we got a ten ten.
- 18:21Skyler: All right, you fire off, it just hits the other.
- 18:24Skyler: The opposite wall.
- 18:24Skyler: You miss the lever.
- 18:25Quinn: Oh. All right, well, I'll wait till my next turn, I guess.
- 18:27Quinn: Right.
- 18:28Skyler: Yeah, yeah. Nobody. You're.
- 18:29Skyler: We're not like in initiative.
- 18:30Skyler: See, this is why we keep seven.
- 18:32Skyler: Seven.
- 18:32Skyler: Okay.
- 18:33Skyler: Can mage hand activate switches.
- 18:35Skyler: It can.
- 18:36Skyler: I'm gonna use my spectral mage hand and.
- 18:38Skyler: Okay.
- 18:39Skyler: Good idea.
- 18:39Skyler: It goes up to thirty feet, right?
- 18:41Skyler: Yeah, yeah, uh, I think so.
- 18:43Skyler: Guys.
- 18:43Skyler: This isn't working.
- 18:45Skyler: I can't shoot off the wall.
- 18:46Skyler: It's fine.
- 18:47Skyler: I'll try it.
- 18:48Skyler: It's just an awkward.
- 18:48Skyler: It's an awkward angle.
- 18:50Skyler: Nah, I gotta do this for myself.
- 18:52Skyler: Uh, thirty feet.
- 18:53Skyler: I throw one more time.
- 18:54Cameron: Does cast mage.
- 18:55Skyler: Hand seven again?
- 18:57Skyler: Wow. Are you don't use.
- 18:59Skyler: You should just avoid crossbow.
- 19:01Jackson: Uh, mage hand is gonna click all of the levers except the one
- 19:04Jackson: that, uh, source is trying to.
- 19:07Skyler: Which is like the first one.
- 19:08Skyler: Yeah.
- 19:08Skyler: Is it go sixty feet?
- 19:09Skyler: Thirty, thirty.
- 19:10Jackson: Okay, so I can only do one.
- 19:12Skyler: Okay. I'll have I'll say you clip the first one.
- 19:14Skyler: So it's like in a line, right?
- 19:16Skyler: So like a third of the way, uh, two thirds of the way.
- 19:19Skyler: And then kind of near the end of the, the room I've shot three.
- 19:23Quinn: I still have seventeen.
- 19:25Skyler: Still going, you.
- 19:26Quinn: Know.
- 19:27Skyler: What'd you get?
- 19:27Skyler: Seventeen seventeen.
- 19:28Jackson: Okay, okay.
- 19:29Jackson: So.
- 19:29Skyler: Uh, does your mage hand reaches out and you.
- 19:32Skyler: I mean, I assume you see it.
- 19:34Skyler: I'm pretty sure you see it as the person that cast it.
- 19:36Jackson: Yeah. It's a it's a swarm keeper.
- 19:39Skyler: Oh, so it's your little guy?
- 19:41Jackson: Yeah, it's my little guy.
- 19:41Skyler: Your twin guys.
- 19:42Skyler: Okay, so you see, like, this whole little group of twig
- 19:44Skyler: blights, like, run out and the floor doesn't activate.
- 19:47Skyler: They're too light.
- 19:48Skyler: Like they weigh almost nothing.
- 19:49Skyler: But you see them run up to the
- 19:51Skyler: pillar, and then they all just
- 19:53Skyler: start hopping on each other's
- 19:54Skyler: shoulders until they can reach
- 19:55Skyler: it.
- 19:56Skyler: And then you see, like they grab onto the top of this lever, and
- 20:00Skyler: then the first one just hops out from the group so that the whole
- 20:03Skyler: group like pulls down.
- 20:05Skyler: Um, and sure enough, that lever
- 20:06Skyler: let the lever has been
- 20:07Skyler: deactivated.
- 20:08Skyler: Just as you're doing this, you hear as little Soares manages to
- 20:13Skyler: shoot the second lever.
- 20:15Skyler: Um, it hits the kind of just top
- 20:17Skyler: edge corner in a weird way and
- 20:19Skyler: manages, I don't know, there's
- 20:20Skyler: like a it's a loose connection,
- 20:22Skyler: I guess, and it just kind of
- 20:23Skyler: falls down.
- 20:24Skyler: Now we got one more.
- 20:25Skyler: Yep.
- 20:26Cameron: Wait, what's it do?
- 20:28Skyler: I don't know, you don't know.
- 20:29Jackson: Um des steps out onto the onto the squares.
- 20:33Skyler: Des steps out onto the floor and nothing happens.
- 20:36Jackson: Nothing happens.
- 20:37Jackson: All right, all right.
- 20:37Quinn: I'm gonna shoot that.
- 20:38Quinn: I'm gonna keep shooting.
- 20:39Quinn: I still have sixteen arrows.
- 20:41Jackson: I'm. I'm gonna keep walking.
- 20:42Jackson: I'm gonna keep walking until my
- 20:43Jackson: mage hand can click the next
- 20:45Jackson: one.
- 20:45Skyler: Oh, I was gonna say so you, you
- 20:47Skyler: walk the first third of the way
- 20:48Skyler: there to the lever that your
- 20:49Skyler: your mage hand pulled and
- 20:51Skyler: nothing happens.
- 20:52Skyler: You nervously step onto the second half.
- 20:55Skyler: Uh, and nothing happens.
- 20:57Skyler: You walk all the way up to or past.
- 20:59Skyler: Technically, you walk through
- 21:00Skyler: the second half of this room,
- 21:02Skyler: essentially the second third, I
- 21:03Skyler: guess.
- 21:04Skyler: And then your mage hand could theoretically reach out and grab
- 21:07Skyler: the handle on the next.
- 21:09Skyler: On the last one.
- 21:09Jackson: I'll make it flip the switch.
- 21:11Skyler: Okay, it flips the switch sure enough.
- 21:13Skyler: And with that you step out and the floor seems to be cleared.
- 21:17Skyler: It's no longer throwing anybody in any particular direction.
- 21:20Jackson: I drop this.
- 21:21Skyler: You drop back and gives.
- 21:22Jackson: Thumbs up.
- 21:23Skyler: Okay?
- 21:23Skyler: You run to the door.
- 21:24Quinn: Does everybody know what happened last time.
- 21:27Jackson: I.
- 21:27Cameron: Move.
- 21:27Nick: Across?
- 21:28Cameron: I just realized des des is low.
- 21:31Cameron: Guys are basically like stick Pikmin.
- 21:33Jackson: Yeah, basically that's how I'm picturing them.
- 21:36Jackson: That's how I picture it.
- 21:36Jackson: Just I.
- 21:37Cameron: Do they make little like hut hut.
- 21:39Quinn: Hut hut.
- 21:40Jackson: In my mind, they look like the
- 21:43Jackson: cinnamon stick from the
- 21:44Jackson: Applejack's commercials.
- 21:46Quinn: Oh, God. We should flip them back up so they won't know.
- 21:48Jackson: Oh.
- 21:49Quinn: Should we.
- 21:49Skyler: Wait?
- 21:50Skyler: Do you want to do that now?
- 21:51Quinn: Maybe.
- 21:52Skyler: Or maybe on your way out.
- 21:53Quinn: If they come in, they see that someone sees us down.
- 21:56Skyler: Well, that's assuming I mean, this is the middle of the night.
- 21:59Skyler: You guys have made it through this first room.
- 22:03Skyler: Uh, you guys find another spiral
- 22:04Skyler: staircase almost identical to
- 22:06Skyler: the one that you just went up
- 22:07Skyler: before.
- 22:08Skyler: Now, from the outside, you guys
- 22:09Skyler: saw that this is a pretty tall
- 22:11Skyler: tower.
- 22:12Skyler: So now you're getting to see from the inside why it looks so
- 22:15Skyler: tall from the outside, right?
- 22:16Skyler: This there's another up.
- 22:17Skyler: So you go up these stairs and
- 22:19Skyler: you're confronted by another
- 22:21Skyler: room.
- 22:21Skyler: So this is kind of a bit of a dungeon honestly.
- 22:23Skyler: Um, in this room you see a whole
- 22:26Skyler: series of red carpets, all with
- 22:30Skyler: like a slightly different tone
- 22:32Skyler: of red.
- 22:33Skyler: Um, but all red.
- 22:34Skyler: So there's like darker reds and
- 22:36Skyler: they're not like in a gradient
- 22:37Skyler: either.
- 22:38Skyler: It's just like scattered a bunch of carpets.
- 22:41Skyler: Um, they are all running across the room.
- 22:44Skyler: But again.
- 22:46Cameron: Question.
- 22:46Skyler: Yes.
- 22:47Cameron: Why don't we keep climbing up the stairs?
- 22:50Skyler: Uh, you guys are trying to get to.
- 22:53Skyler: He, uh, the architect had told
- 22:54Skyler: you that, uh, Alexandria desk
- 22:56Skyler: walker lives here in the
- 22:57Skyler: penthouse.
- 22:58Skyler: That's at the top.
- 22:58Cameron: Yeah, but you said it's.
- 23:00Cameron: You said it's a long spire.
- 23:04Cameron: Mhm.
- 23:04Cameron: With a spiral staircase that goes up.
- 23:06Cameron: Oh, no, no, no, no.
- 23:06Skyler: It's alternating.
- 23:08Skyler: So you guys, you guys came to
- 23:09Skyler: the top and then you went across
- 23:10Skyler: the room, and then there's a
- 23:11Skyler: staircase that leads up and then
- 23:12Skyler: there's another.
- 23:13Cameron: Keep going across.
- 23:14Cameron: Right?
- 23:15Cameron: Right.
- 23:15Skyler: Exactly.
- 23:16Cameron: Yep. I was just picturing a big rectangle and then a big spire.
- 23:21Skyler: And it'd be like if I gave up that spire.
- 23:24Skyler: You're thinking like, if I gave you an elevator.
- 23:26Skyler: And for some reason I kept making you stop at each floor.
- 23:28Skyler: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
- 23:29Skyler: I was like, why don't we just keep going?
- 23:31Skyler: It'd be like if you.
- 23:32Skyler: It's like a if each elevator only went up one floor.
- 23:34Skyler: And then there was another elevator.
- 23:36Skyler: Yeah.
- 23:36Skyler: We had to run across the.
- 23:37Skyler: Exactly.
- 23:39Skyler: Yep, exactly.
- 23:40Skyler: So this is what you find leading to the other end of this room.
- 23:43Skyler: Um, is just these these red carpets that run across.
- 23:47Jackson: Is there a white undercoat on these carpets?
- 23:49Skyler: You're not sure because they I
- 23:50Skyler: mean, they completely cover this
- 23:52Skyler: room.
- 23:52Jackson: Well, like was the carpet white when they bought it?
- 23:55Jackson: Oh.
- 23:56Skyler: Uh, these all look like individual carpets.
- 23:59Nick: They've been purposely dyed red.
- 24:00Skyler: Right.
- 24:01Nick: Or with the blood of.
- 24:02Skyler: Yeah, exactly.
- 24:04Skyler: You don't just see like big spatters here and there, like
- 24:06Skyler: someone just it just.
- 24:07Nick: Eviscerated iron deficient.
- 24:09Skyler: Right.
- 24:11Quinn: All right.
- 24:11Quinn: Well, do you love testing traps?
- 24:14Quinn: You're very scared.
- 24:15Nick: Akito will manifest his echo
- 24:17Nick: again and just send it down the
- 24:18Nick: carpet.
- 24:19Nick: Interesting.
- 24:20Skyler: All right.
- 24:21Skyler: Sounds good.
- 24:21Jackson: How many times can you do that?
- 24:23Nick: That is infinite.
- 24:24Skyler: I'm gonna have you roll a d20
- 24:27Skyler: and do what's called a luck
- 24:28Skyler: check, which is explicitly just
- 24:31Skyler: means whatever you roll on the
- 24:32Skyler: twenty is.
- 24:32Skyler: Exactly.
- 24:33Skyler: There's no checks here or anything like that.
- 24:34Skyler: It's just to see an eight.
- 24:36Skyler: An eight.
- 24:36Skyler: Okay.
- 24:37Skyler: Your eco steps on a carpet, a chunk of carpet, and all of a
- 24:42Skyler: sudden it starts to move and it sort of, uh, it does that thing
- 24:46Skyler: like if you grab one end and then you kind of whip it down
- 24:48Skyler: and it does that like wave, it starts to do that, and then it
- 24:52Skyler: starts to lift up off the ground as it's doing it.
- 24:55Skyler: And you realize that ninety
- 24:57Skyler: percent of the carpets that are
- 24:58Skyler: in this room are all just one
- 25:00Skyler: giant carpet with like stripes
- 25:02Skyler: almost.
- 25:03Skyler: And, uh, it sort of folds in on itself to kind of fit within the
- 25:07Skyler: room a little bit better.
- 25:08Skyler: And then it kind of turns towards you and the little like
- 25:13Skyler: tassels at the end kind of tighten into almost like fangs.
- 25:17Skyler: And it looks like it starts to, it sort of folds the bottom half
- 25:20Skyler: so that the other tassels on the other side sort of bear upwards.
- 25:24Skyler: Um, like it's a big giant mouth and it.
- 25:29Jackson: Oh well.
- 25:30Jackson: Bad carpet there weren't in dungeon.
- 25:33Jackson: Here's our dragon.
- 25:34Jackson: We did it.
- 25:35Jackson: Game over.
- 25:36Jackson: It's a dragon and dragon.
- 25:38Jackson: A dragon.
- 25:39Skyler: That's an interesting.
- 25:39Jackson: Carpet.
- 25:40Jackson: Dragon.
- 25:40Skyler: Carpet dragon.
- 25:40Skyler: Yeah.
- 25:41Nick: As soon as the carpet begins to move.
- 25:44Nick: Kaito is going to attack through
- 25:47Nick: his echo and just stab down with
- 25:50Nick: the glaive.
- 25:50Nick: Well, here's what.
- 25:51Skyler: I'll pitch you instead.
- 25:53Skyler: Everybody roll initiative.
- 25:54Skyler: Whoa!
- 26:08Nick: Outdated shag.
- 26:10Jackson: I didn't realize you had vicious mockery.
- 26:12Jackson: Geez.
- 26:13Jackson: Nineteen.
- 26:14Skyler: All right, this gets a nineteen, a twenty twenty.
- 26:18Quinn: Not natural.
- 26:19Quinn: Okay, fatty Lumpkins ten ten.
- 26:22Quinn: Dave.
- 26:23Skyler: Eleven little sauce is first in the initiative order.
- 26:26Skyler: What would you like to do as this giant, monstrous carpet is
- 26:30Skyler: bearing down on you?
- 26:32Quinn: Is it trying to eat me?
- 26:33Skyler: Uh, it hasn't really gotten very
- 26:36Skyler: far, but it definitely looks
- 26:37Skyler: aggressive.
- 26:37Quinn: Uh, yeah.
- 26:38Quinn: So I'm gonna attack said carpet.
- 26:40Jackson: Okay.
- 26:41Quinn: Uh, I'm gonna use Firebolt.
- 26:43Quinn: So. Seventeen seventeen.
- 26:47Skyler: That most definitely hits.
- 26:48Quinn: I like this carpet on fire.
- 26:50Skyler: Okay, uh, roll your damage.
- 26:52Quinn: Uh. Is ten actually one or zero zero.
- 26:58Skyler: zero is ten.
- 26:59Quinn: That's a one.
- 27:00Quinn: Oh, okay.
- 27:00Quinn: I did one damage.
- 27:01Skyler: You dealt one damage.
- 27:02Skyler: You. A tiny little bolt of fire comes out and hits this carpet
- 27:08Skyler: ever so slightly singeing, uh, a small chunk in the corner of it.
- 27:13Skyler: Um, but nevertheless, it was damaged damage is dealt.
- 27:16Skyler: So, I mean, there's that.
- 27:17Quinn: I tried my best.
- 27:18Quinn: Guys.
- 27:19Skyler: Is there anything else you would like to do.
- 27:22Quinn: Um, I would like to grab Roarke and put him in front of me,
- 27:25Quinn: because I'm scared that this is gonna hurt us.
- 27:27Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
- 27:28Skyler: You do that.
- 27:29Quinn: What are you doing?
- 27:30Skyler: Uh, with that being said,
- 27:31Skyler: Roarke, you suddenly are thrust
- 27:33Skyler: forward.
- 27:34Quinn: It's your turn.
- 27:34Skyler: By my little sources hands.
- 27:37Skyler: What are you doing?
- 27:38Skyler: Since you're next up in the order I'm going to.
- 27:41Skyler: We never do.
- 27:42Skyler: I have to use a bonus action to mark an enemy with my OBO.
- 27:47Skyler: Or is it just.
- 27:48Skyler: I declare a target?
- 27:50Skyler: You declare a target?
- 27:52Skyler: It doesn't say.
- 27:53Skyler: Yeah, you just declare a target.
- 27:54Skyler: Okay, then I'm going to use my bonus.
- 27:56Skyler: Technically, you have to oath that this is your target.
- 28:01Skyler: So you have to speak an oath.
- 28:02Skyler: Yeah, I've got it.
- 28:03Skyler: As a bonus action.
- 28:04Skyler: I can touch a simple magic weapon.
- 28:07Skyler: I'm going to touch my weapon, and I'm going to, like, move my
- 28:11Skyler: hand over my bow, and I'm going to infuse it with fire damage.
- 28:15Skyler: Okay?
- 28:15Skyler: And I as I do that, I go, all right, Time to take out my sworn
- 28:23Skyler: enemy, the carpet dragon.
- 28:27Skyler: Nice.
- 28:27Skyler: And I aim and fire.
- 28:31Skyler: It's like in.
- 28:32The Architect: Pokemon where, like, anything.
- 28:33Skyler: Can be a dragon.
- 28:34The Architect: Apparently a dragon type like this.
- 28:37Skyler: Look at this tree.
- 28:38Skyler: Yeah, this tree is one, two, three.
- 28:41Skyler: Okay, that certainly hits.
- 28:42Skyler: Okay, okay.
- 28:43Skyler: Hold on.
- 28:44Skyler: You got some d6's for me?
- 28:46Skyler: Thanks, Dave.
- 28:47Skyler: Oh, yeah.
- 28:48Skyler: Is it?
- 28:48Skyler: Oh, it's.
- 28:49Skyler: Is it sneak attack?
- 28:50Skyler: Because his, uh, thing echo is on.
- 28:54Skyler: I don't think I count as sneak attack object.
- 28:58Skyler: Oh, yeah.
- 28:59Skyler: We discussed.
- 28:59Skyler: Yeah.
- 29:00Skyler: That's right.
- 29:00Skyler: Oh, but I have advantage.
- 29:01Skyler: So have sneak attack.
- 29:02Skyler: That's right.
- 29:03Skyler: Because my oath bug gives me
- 29:04Skyler: advantage on attacking my
- 29:05Skyler: target.
- 29:06Skyler: Give me two more.
- 29:09Skyler: Twenty eight damage, twenty eight damage.
- 29:12Skyler: Is this with one fire damage in it?
- 29:15Skyler: On top of it, it's twenty seven plus one fire.
- 29:17Skyler: Oh, okay.
- 29:17Skyler: Okay.
- 29:18Skyler: um, this flaming arrow shoots through and sort of like pierces
- 29:22Skyler: one side of the carpet, and then it sort of has a wavy section
- 29:26Skyler: coming off the back of it.
- 29:27Skyler: It just slight.
- 29:28Skyler: It just pierces right through all of those sections, kind of
- 29:31Skyler: leaving singes as it goes.
- 29:34Skyler: Uh, the creature sort of rears back and lets out a roar.
- 29:39Skyler: It looks like it's just furious.
- 29:42Skyler: Um. And in pain.
- 29:43Cameron: Roy blows on the end of his
- 29:45Cameron: arrow like it's a shotgun and
- 29:48Cameron: goes and he steps behind a
- 29:50Cameron: little sauce.
- 29:53Quinn: Well, what's going on?
- 29:54Skyler: Nice. Awesome. Um. Jumping.
- 29:57Skyler: Well technically it's over to Dez.
- 29:59Jackson: Uh, Dez is going to go into a
- 30:02Jackson: rage and he whips out his
- 30:06Jackson: Warhammer.
- 30:07Jackson: Whoa.
- 30:08Cameron: Carpet dragons have awoken an inner beast.
- 30:10Skyler: He's gonna knock the dust, right?
- 30:12Skyler: He gets.
- 30:13Jackson: Out.
- 30:13Quinn: A pair of scissors.
- 30:14Skyler: Whoa!
- 30:15Jackson: And double damage.
- 30:17Jackson: He's gonna he's gonna go for it.
- 30:20Jackson: Um, so he's gonna attack.
- 30:23Jackson: It's, uh, thirteen.
- 30:24Dave: Oh, that's just shy.
- 30:26Dave: Dang it.
- 30:26Skyler: You swing.
- 30:27Skyler: Your.
- 30:28Skyler: Warhammer and it hits the carpet.
- 30:30Skyler: Also just.
- 30:31Skyler: Well, it hits the carpet.
- 30:33Skyler: It just kind of moves with the carpet.
- 30:35Skyler: Like the carpet, kind of like, sort of swooshes around it in a
- 30:38Skyler: in a sense.
- 30:40Skyler: Is there anything else you'd like to do?
- 30:41Jackson: No. There's nothing.
- 30:42Skyler: You're gonna push anybody in front of you?
- 30:44Jackson: No, I'm dead.
- 30:45Jackson: Dead.
- 30:46Cameron: Stayed back.
- 30:47Cameron: He ran.
- 30:47Jackson: Forward. Des is brave.
- 30:48Jackson: He's a brave, angry little guy.
- 30:51Skyler: Yeah. No, that's fair, that's fair.
- 30:52Cameron: What are two other qualities?
- 30:56Skyler: Uh, Dave, you're.
- 30:58Cameron: New in town.
- 30:59Cameron: Is there any cover to be had around here?
- 31:02Skyler: Cupboards?
- 31:03Cameron: Sure.
- 31:03Skyler: Is that what you said?
- 31:04Cameron: I said.
- 31:04Skyler: Cover. Oh, cover.
- 31:06Skyler: Oh, sorry.
- 31:07Skyler: Oh. There is.
- 31:08Skyler: If the only thing that you see
- 31:10Skyler: left in this room is, uh, a
- 31:13Skyler: single carpet chunk that
- 31:16Skyler: stretched all the way across the
- 31:17Skyler: room is still left sitting
- 31:20Skyler: there.
- 31:21Skyler: Uh, it's on like the far end.
- 31:23Skyler: It was the only carpet that's
- 31:24Skyler: not a part of the the alleged
- 31:27Skyler: carpet dragon.
- 31:28Dave: Oh my goodness.
- 31:29Skyler: So that's as far as cover goes.
- 31:31Skyler: I think that's about the only thing that there is to offer.
- 31:34Skyler: Okay.
- 31:35Dave: I guess Maki's just gonna start running towards the other side
- 31:38Dave: of the room.
- 31:39Skyler: Okay. And there might be an attack of opportunity there.
- 31:43Dave: Okay.
- 31:43Skyler: Because, I mean, the the carpet
- 31:45Skyler: dragon takes up the entire room
- 31:46Skyler: after all.
- 31:47Skyler: Alright, uh, the carpet dragon sees you heading over to the
- 31:51Skyler: other side of the room, and it sort of lurches towards you.
- 31:56Skyler: Is it fifteen hit?
- 31:58Cameron: Yeah, I think it does.
- 31:59Skyler: Alright.
- 32:00Skyler: Uh, it swoops down and wraps
- 32:04Skyler: around you and you are now
- 32:06Skyler: grappled.
- 32:08Skyler: Oh, I think since this was an opportunity attack, you still
- 32:12Skyler: have your action.
- 32:13Skyler: You theoretically could try to escape Ouchy, but at the moment
- 32:18Skyler: you are restrained and blinded.
- 32:20Dave: Okay.
- 32:21Dave: I'm blinded as well, right?
- 32:23Skyler: Because you're wrapped up in the car.
- 32:24Dave: Oh, I see.
- 32:26Dave: Uh, that probably cuts out that option.
- 32:30Dave: Um, I am going to use subtle spell expend one sorcery point
- 32:39Dave: to cast elf's minute meteors.
- 32:44Skyler: Oh, okay.
- 32:45Dave: Which has a range of self.
- 32:47Dave: Okay.
- 32:48Dave: Um, and it doesn't really say a point you can see.
- 32:52Dave: It just says a point you choose.
- 32:54Dave: Okay.
- 32:54Dave: But regardless, I have blind fighting.
- 32:56Skyler: Oh. So yeah, you can.
- 32:57Skyler: Okay. Interesting.
- 32:58Dave: So I'm going to it's going to summon six meteors.
- 33:04Dave: Flaming meteors are outside this
- 33:06Dave: section that has me wrapped up
- 33:07Dave: right then.
- 33:08Dave: Okay.
- 33:08Dave: And they're going to strike down and hit the rug.
- 33:12Skyler: Nice.
- 33:13Dave: Okay, so he needs to make a dexterity saving throw.
- 33:18Skyler: Okay. Just one, not one.
- 33:23Jackson: Loser.
- 33:23Skyler: He's like, I'm literally got this guy wrapped up.
- 33:25Skyler: Needs to.
- 33:26Dave: Make one.
- 33:27Skyler: More go anywhere.
- 33:27Skyler: Okay.
- 33:28Dave: For the other.
- 33:29Skyler: Do it again.
- 33:30Dave: Two meteors.
- 33:31Skyler: I think that's a fail, too.
- 33:32Skyler: That's eleven.
- 33:32Skyler: Okay.
- 33:33Skyler: Although I would argue that the nat one was probably proof
- 33:35Skyler: enough that he failed both.
- 33:37Dave: And take twenty one twenty one.
- 33:39Skyler: Damage.
- 33:40Skyler: Fire damage twenty one fire damage.
- 33:43Skyler: You're wrapped up inside of this carpet, and you guys all see
- 33:46Skyler: these little tiny flaming meteors suddenly appear above
- 33:50Skyler: the little section where Maki has been wrapped in.
- 33:53Skyler: Uh, and then they all just kind of start to slam down at this
- 33:56Skyler: this carpet, uh, burning huge holes in it.
- 34:00Skyler: Awesome, fantastic.
- 34:02Skyler: Is there anything else you would like to do?
- 34:04Dave: No. That's good.
- 34:05Skyler: All right.
- 34:06Skyler: Sounds good.
- 34:06Skyler: Maki, you take seventeen points of damage as the carpet starts
- 34:13Skyler: to pull itself tight around you.
- 34:16Dave: I should have maybe done another action.
- 34:19Dave: Okay, seventeen so I need to
- 34:21Dave: make a constitution saving
- 34:23Dave: throw.
- 34:24Skyler: Well, for the concentrate.
- 34:28Dave: I got a nat one.
- 34:29Dave: Oh. So the four remaining meteors just fizzle out?
- 34:34Skyler: Oh, no.
- 34:37Dave: I lose concentration.
- 34:40Skyler: I'm Rick is a thirteen hit.
- 34:43Cameron: Uh, I do have a little sauce is covered, if that matters.
- 34:47Skyler: All right, well, then Lil Sauce does a thirteen hit.
- 34:49Jackson: No.
- 34:49Skyler: Oh, okay.
- 34:50Skyler: The carpet tries to lunge towards you.
- 34:54Skyler: Um, with another.
- 34:55Skyler: I mean, this is a massive, like thirty foot long carpet.
- 34:59Skyler: Um, so it has a chunk of itself where it's holding Maki hostage
- 35:03Skyler: and it lunges towards you with its almost mouth, like I.
- 35:06Jackson: Like.
- 35:06Skyler: To think of hor.
- 35:07Quinn: Grabs mean just, you know, very dramatically in slow motion.
- 35:11Quinn: Pulls me out of the way.
- 35:12Skyler: Yeah, yeah.
- 35:13Skyler: And he does.
- 35:13Skyler: He does.
- 35:14Quinn: Look at him.
- 35:14Quinn: I look at him in the eyes.
- 35:16Quinn: We have a moment.
- 35:17Cameron: Did we.
- 35:17Quinn: Kiss?
- 35:18Quinn: No, no, I don't know about that.
- 35:21Quinn: We have a moment.
- 35:22Skyler: You have a moment.
- 35:23Quinn: I feel like the friendship is finally formed.
- 35:25Skyler: Oh, finally.
- 35:26Skyler: After all this time?
- 35:27Quinn: No, he doesn't feel.
- 35:27Skyler: He doesn't feel the same way.
- 35:29Skyler: Well, he does pull you out of the way.
- 35:31Skyler: Just in time.
- 35:31Cameron: Out of my way!
- 35:32Speaker 21: I can't see.
- 35:34Skyler: Just as well.
- 35:35Skyler: And you pull him out of the way.
- 35:37Skyler: Just as this giant chunk of carpet, like, almost snaps like
- 35:40Skyler: jaws right in front of your face where Roderick was just.
- 35:43Skyler: Oh, or where Lil Sauce was standing.
- 35:45Cameron: That was close.
- 35:48Skyler: With that being said, we jump over to Fatty Lumpkins.
- 35:51Skyler: Your, uh, echo is out, right?
- 35:54Skyler: Yeah.
- 35:54Skyler: And you're gonna you had
- 35:55Skyler: mentioned at the beginning of
- 35:56Skyler: this comment before anybody else
- 35:58Skyler: did anything.
- 35:59Skyler: We even rolled initiative that he was going to do something.
- 36:01Cameron: Yeah. So you get two attacked.
- 36:02Skyler: No, it is now time that he does get to attack.
- 36:04Skyler: Ah, it wasn't a surprise round or anything, so.
- 36:07Jackson: Yeah.
- 36:07Skyler: Uh.
- 36:08Skyler: Kato manifesting the echo is
- 36:11Skyler: going to attack through the echo
- 36:12Skyler: and basically just take the
- 36:14Skyler: glaive and do a whole little
- 36:15Skyler: Gandalf thing where you shall
- 36:17Skyler: not.
- 36:18Jackson: We might.
- 36:19Cameron: Choke my friend.
- 36:20Dave: Out.
- 36:20Skyler: I was trying to think of it.
- 36:22Skyler: I was trying to think.
- 36:23Skyler: Of a carpet.
- 36:23Skyler: One you shall not fray.
- 36:26Skyler: Oh.
- 36:27Skyler: But don't you want him to fray?
- 36:28Skyler: Yeah.
- 36:30Dave: Beat the.
- 36:30Dave: Beat the dust out of this rug.
- 36:34Skyler: Is there like a main scene you can attack?
- 36:36Skyler: Yeah. Uh, that's gonna be a twenty something.
- 36:41Skyler: Oh, I'm gonna tell you that hits.
- 36:42Skyler: Yeah.
- 36:43Skyler: So that'll be, uh, seven.
- 36:45Skyler: Seven.
- 36:46Skyler: Okay.
- 36:46Skyler: For the first attack and being a fighter.
- 36:48Skyler: I'll take a second attack.
- 36:50Skyler: Uh, does a fourteen hit?
- 36:51Skyler: No. Then that's a swing and a miss.
- 36:55Skyler: That will be.
- 36:56Skyler: Well, wait.
- 36:57Skyler: So do I have advantage?
- 36:59Skyler: Since at least one of my allies
- 37:01Skyler: is within five feet of the
- 37:02Skyler: creature.
- 37:02Skyler: Not incapacitated.
- 37:05Skyler: Going to pack tactics?
- 37:06Cameron: Yeah. There's one guy.
- 37:07Cameron: He's wrapped up in it.
- 37:08Skyler: Yeah. It's incapacitated.
- 37:11Skyler: Let's try.
- 37:11Cameron: That again.
- 37:11Cameron: Wait, what about Dez?
- 37:12Cameron: He's on it.
- 37:13Skyler: Oh, no, I rolled worse.
- 37:14Skyler: I guess that answers the question then.
- 37:16Skyler: I.
- 37:16Skyler: Miss all right.
- 37:17Skyler: So your echo slashes into it the first time slicing a hole in it.
- 37:22Skyler: And then goes to slash again.
- 37:23Skyler: And the whole kind of moves out
- 37:25Skyler: of the way um, to, to dodge your
- 37:27Skyler: future attacks.
- 37:28Skyler: Can I use my bonus action to use the cooler master?
- 37:34Quinn: Just sure.
- 37:35Skyler: Glaive around and hit him with the stick.
- 37:38Skyler: Yeah, you absolutely can.
- 37:40Skyler: I did ah, that'll hit, but it's
- 37:43Skyler: gonna be with a blunt stick so I
- 37:45Skyler: don't know.
- 37:45Skyler: So then six.
- 37:47Skyler: six more damage.
- 37:48Skyler: All right.
- 37:48Skyler: Well, hey, you know, there's nothing wrong with that.
- 37:50Skyler: You strike out with the back end and you actually catch the tear
- 37:54Skyler: that you you started with your glaive end and you managed to
- 37:57Skyler: tear up it a little bit more.
- 37:59Skyler: Um, a little a little extra
- 38:01Skyler: damage on top of what you'd
- 38:02Skyler: already done.
- 38:02Skyler: So nothing wrong with that at all.
- 38:04Skyler: Uh, with that being said, we jump back to Lil Sauce.
- 38:09Quinn: Um, yeah.
- 38:10Quinn: So we're gonna try and attack again.
- 38:11Quinn: Okay.
- 38:12Quinn: Uh, this time we're actually gonna try and do something.
- 38:14Skyler: Oh, okay.
- 38:15Skyler: That'd be cool.
- 38:16Quinn: Would be very cool.
- 38:17Quinn: What does that look like?
- 38:19Quinn: Uh, it's gonna look pretty cool.
- 38:21Quinn: Okay, I'm just gonna use magic missile.
- 38:23Skyler: Okay. You fire your magic missile.
- 38:25Skyler: So that is a auto hit.
- 38:27Skyler: Um, can you please roll your damage for that eleven?
- 38:32Skyler: Yeah.
- 38:33Skyler: Okay.
- 38:33Skyler: Just an FYI, I gave you take eleven total damage as as you
- 38:41Skyler: feel the rug sort of angling you towards the attacks coming from
- 38:47Skyler: your friends know.
- 38:48Skyler: So at one moment you get slashed ever so slightly and then dunked
- 38:53Skyler: with a sort of bludgeoning pokey stick, uh, and then hit by some
- 38:58Skyler: magical force as well.
- 39:01Quinn: I'm sorry.
- 39:02Cameron: How do we get him out?
- 39:03Skyler: He can get out on his turn.
- 39:05Skyler: I mean, there could be other
- 39:05Skyler: ways to get him out, though, for
- 39:06Skyler: sure.
- 39:07Skyler: Um, with that being said, if you're done little sauce, we
- 39:10Skyler: jump over to Roric.
- 39:12Cameron: Does Roric see the carpet move
- 39:14Cameron: the marquee shaped body into the
- 39:17Cameron: attacks?
- 39:18Skyler: Yeah, I'd argue you probably notice.
- 39:20Cameron: The Zurich notice if it's doing fast enough that his arrow would
- 39:23Cameron: get hit by the same thing, or can he outshoot it?
- 39:26Skyler: Oh yeah.
- 39:26Skyler: It's fast.
- 39:27Skyler: It has like full control over itself.
- 39:29Cameron: Um, is the carpet.
- 39:32Cameron: You said it's big.
- 39:33Cameron: Oh, yeah.
- 39:33Cameron: Could work.
- 39:34Cameron: Just shoot it, like at his feet.
- 39:36Skyler: It's not like it's floating.
- 39:38Skyler: Like it's flying.
- 39:38Skyler: Oh, he's flying out.
- 39:39Cameron: Okay.
- 39:40Skyler: Not like high because this isn't
- 39:41Skyler: a big room, but, um, I think, I
- 39:43Skyler: think to kind of give a better
- 39:44Skyler: visual of what it's doing is
- 39:46Skyler: that it's taking the section
- 39:47Skyler: that it's wrapped Dave up in and
- 39:48Skyler: sort of put it between you guys
- 39:50Skyler: and it.
- 39:51Cameron: My bonus action to yell, Marky, hang in there.
- 39:56Cameron: Oh, yeah.
- 39:56Cameron: To save you.
- 39:58Jackson: I mean, that's just.
- 39:59Skyler: A free.
- 39:59Cameron: Act. That's my no, that's my bardic inspiration.
- 40:01Skyler: Oh, okay.
- 40:02Cameron: You got this.
- 40:04Cameron: Push, pull.
- 40:09Cameron: Deep breaths.
- 40:10Cameron: In and out.
- 40:11Cameron: In and out.
- 40:12Cameron: Push.
- 40:14Cameron: Uh. And then for my turn.
- 40:16Cameron: I don't want to hit Marky, cuz I see Marky just got hit twice.
- 40:21Skyler: Hit him.
- 40:21Skyler: Anyway, the the damage that the.
- 40:23Skyler: Every time they've been attacking the rug, it seems like
- 40:25Skyler: monkey who's wrapped up inside of it starts to also take some
- 40:28Skyler: of that damage though.
- 40:30Cameron: Ooh, I can cast this spell.
- 40:32Cameron: Everyone's within range for my action.
- 40:35Cameron: I'm going to go all right I because I, I don't know what to
- 40:40Cameron: say so I'm just going to.
- 40:41Cameron: Ah, it's battle time.
- 40:43Cameron: And we all need a little help, especially Marky.
- 40:46Cameron: Um aid.
- 40:49Jackson: He said let it rip, let it rip.
- 40:51Cameron: And I.
- 40:51Jackson: Cast h.
- 40:54Skyler: Okay. You cast aid gives everyone.
- 40:57Cameron: It makes their h p total bigger.
- 41:02Skyler: So it increases their mass.
- 41:03Cameron: By five.
- 41:03Skyler: five.
- 41:04Skyler: Okay.
- 41:04Cameron: And I can target up to three creatures.
- 41:09Cameron: Yeah.
- 41:09Cameron: So I target Marcie.
- 41:11Jackson: Yep.
- 41:11Cameron: Des.
- 41:12Jackson: Okay.
- 41:13Cameron: And a little sauce because I'm hiding behind.
- 41:15Skyler: Oh, okay.
- 41:17Skyler: Fair enough.
- 41:18Cameron: So your guys's HP is up five.
- 41:21Jackson: Is it?
- 41:22Jackson: But it's not.
- 41:23Cameron: Temporary. It's your max HP, and it is a five point.
- 41:26Cameron: He'll.
- 41:27Cameron: Technically two.
- 41:28Skyler: Technically, yes.
- 41:29Jackson: How long does that last?
- 41:30Cameron: Eight hours.
- 41:31Cameron: So the entire day.
- 41:32Cameron: And it's not concentration either.
- 41:34Cameron: It's my favorite spell.
- 41:35Cameron: And in Baldur's Gate because I
- 41:37Cameron: always cast it at the beginning
- 41:38Cameron: of every day, because it lasts
- 41:39Cameron: the entire day and just raises
- 41:41Cameron: your whole parties because it's
- 41:43Cameron: your whole party, not just
- 41:44Cameron: three.
- 41:45Cameron: Uh, and it raises your whole party's HP, so it makes us all
- 41:48Cameron: better in battles.
- 41:49Cameron: So I figured put it on our three squishies, but most likely they
- 41:54Cameron: get hit targets.
- 41:54Skyler: Well, I.
- 41:55Cameron: Have we've got high AC, so.
- 41:57Skyler: I have eighteen.
- 41:58Cameron: Armor class.
- 41:58Cameron: Yeah, but you're also our tank.
- 42:01Skyler: Okay.
- 42:01Cameron: That's fair.
- 42:02Cameron: And I'm the range, and he's our other fighter.
- 42:05Cameron: But he does never go in because
- 42:06Cameron: he's always hiding behind his
- 42:08Cameron: desk.
- 42:08Skyler: You made me sound like a coward.
- 42:10Cameron: Besides, you don't.
- 42:10Cameron: You don't really need more HP.
- 42:12Cameron: You have level eight with
- 42:13Cameron: Barbarian Fighter and have fifty
- 42:16Cameron: seven already.
- 42:17Cameron: So feather now has twenty gone up to twenty five.
- 42:21Cameron: So big time.
- 42:24Cameron: I raised your health by four.
- 42:26Skyler: Uh, with that being said, it is now.
- 42:28Skyler: Are you done?
- 42:29Skyler: Yeah.
- 42:29Skyler: You're good to go.
- 42:30Skyler: Okay.
- 42:30Skyler: We jump over to Dez.
- 42:32Skyler: I understand the repercussions.
- 42:34Skyler: I'm still gonna smack him with the Warhammer.
- 42:36Cameron: It's fine.
- 42:36Cameron: I gave him five hp the tank.
- 42:39Cameron: Oh, well.
- 42:40Skyler: Um. Twenty six.
- 42:42Skyler: Holy cow.
- 42:43Skyler: Yeah, it hits Dave Davies.
- 42:46Skyler: That's just the hit, not the damage.
- 42:49Skyler: Uh. Ten ten.
- 42:50Skyler: Alright, uh, Dave, you take five damage.
- 42:55Skyler: Um, but well, there goes that five.
- 42:57Skyler: Yeah, That was perfect.
- 42:59Skyler: You hit him for exactly how much he just proverbially healed.
- 43:03Skyler: Let's go.
- 43:04Skyler: Uh, is that everything you're doing or you got anything else?
- 43:07Quinn: Oh, that's all I'm doing.
- 43:08Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
- 43:08Skyler: Uh, we.
- 43:09Skyler: Speaking of speaking of marquee, we jump over to marquee, who's
- 43:13Skyler: still wrapped up.
- 43:15Dave: Marquee says, I can't believe I'm losing to a rug.
- 43:20Dave: And then he's gonna gather his
- 43:23Dave: strength and I'm gonna do second
- 43:25Dave: wind.
- 43:26Skyler: Oh, okay.
- 43:27Dave: With my one level of fighter.
- 43:29Skyler: Nice to.
- 43:30Dave: Get.
- 43:30Skyler: Some.
- 43:30Dave: Health.
- 43:31Skyler: Back. Absolutely two.
- 43:33Dave: Nice one.
- 43:34Skyler: Very nice, very nice.
- 43:37Dave: And he is going to try to break free.
- 43:40Skyler: Okay. Is that a.
- 43:41Cameron: Free action or is that.
- 43:42Cameron: No, that's his action.
- 43:43Dave: He's gonna try to crawl his way to the top of this coil and
- 43:46Dave: squeeze out the birth canal.
- 43:50Skyler: Yeah. Um, you're going to need to do a strength saving throw.
- 43:54Cameron: Oh, you can do that.
- 43:56Cameron: Don't forget my bardic inspiration.
- 43:58Skyler: That's true.
- 43:58Skyler: You do have bardic inspiration.
- 44:00Skyler: Don't need it, but that I might.
- 44:02Dave: I'm gonna use one d6.
- 44:03Cameron: Yeah yeah.
- 44:04Dave: Yeah. Better safe than sorry.
- 44:06Dave: Oh, uh.
- 44:06Skyler: Eighteen eighteen you do you succeed?
- 44:08Skyler: You are you going up the top of the the rap?
- 44:12Dave: Oh, actually, it's a twenty one.
- 44:13Skyler: But but yeah, either way, that's what works.
- 44:15Skyler: Are you going.
- 44:15Dave: Up.
- 44:15Skyler: The top?
- 44:16Skyler: You're going up the top.
- 44:17Quinn: Get pooped out.
- 44:18Dave: No, you're too late.
- 44:19Skyler: I already said you're at the top and you're standing there like
- 44:22Skyler: wobbly, but you're standing on top of this curled section of
- 44:26Skyler: the, uh, the carpet riding on top of this carpet dragon.
- 44:30Dave: And then I'm going to spread out the cloak, my cloak.
- 44:35Dave: I'm going to jump into the air and fly.
- 44:39Dave: Well, actually, I don't know.
- 44:40Dave: Actually, I was supposed to ask,
- 44:41Dave: what's the lighting like in this
- 44:43Dave: room?
- 44:44Skyler: Um, it's I mean, it's it's dimly lit.
- 44:47Dave: It's not.
- 44:47Dave: Yes, that's what I.
- 44:48Skyler: Oh, there you go.
- 44:52Dave: I figured it was night time, so I thought it'd be good.
- 44:55Skyler: This one didn't have as much light as the previous room,
- 44:57Skyler: which was very bright.
- 44:58Skyler: Felt like you were inside.
- 44:59Skyler: Like a grocery store or something, you know?
- 45:02Dave: Okay.
- 45:02Skyler: Was this your back hook?
- 45:03Dave: Yes. This is the cloak of the bat.
- 45:05Skyler: Nice.
- 45:06Dave: And I'm going to fly up into the air above it.
- 45:10Skyler: Woo!
- 45:11Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
- 45:12Skyler: Um, I think it's a little surprised, honestly, that you
- 45:15Skyler: not only escaped, but you're also able to fly.
- 45:18Skyler: Just like it is.
- 45:19Skyler: So, um, it's a little bit.
- 45:21Skyler: Wait. The dragon can fly?
- 45:23Skyler: Yeah. Dragon flying.
- 45:24Skyler: Oh.
- 45:25Dave: Hovering.
- 45:25Dave: Kinda.
- 45:26Skyler: Yeah, like a flying car.
- 45:27Skyler: But let me get it.
- 45:28Skyler: Um, with that being said, we jump over to the carpet, uh,
- 45:32Skyler: which turns over towards des, who just slammed into it with a
- 45:36Skyler: hammer, and it is upset.
- 45:38Skyler: Des does.
- 45:39Skyler: Oh, wow.
- 45:40Skyler: Uh, twenty four hit.
- 45:43Skyler: The. Yeah.
- 45:44Skyler: Okay. You are also now or sorry, you are now wrapped up in the
- 45:48Skyler: carpet as it swirls around you.
- 45:50Skyler: The irony.
- 45:50Skyler: Right?
- 45:51Skyler: Um, it is break for you, uh, before.
- 45:54Skyler: Well, before you can because you
- 45:55Skyler: make that check on your turn,
- 45:56Skyler: right?
- 45:57Skyler: But for now, you take seventeen points of damage as it starts to
- 46:01Skyler: sort of coil itself and then tighten around you.
- 46:03Quinn: I'm gonna say if this thing gets
- 46:05Quinn: Ahold of me, I'm jumping on
- 46:07Quinn: seventeen damage.
- 46:09Skyler: Uh, with that being said, uh, that is its turn.
- 46:12Skyler: We jump over to fatty fatty.
- 46:15Skyler: And the echo is still atop this flighty dragon.
- 46:19Skyler: Yeah, riding it like a dragon champion.
- 46:21Skyler: That's right.
- 46:22Skyler: Yeah, it's Maki and your echo are both atop this.
- 46:25Skyler: This dragon carpet.
- 46:27Skyler: Yes, on.
- 46:28Quinn: A magic.
- 46:29Skyler: Card. So with his limited repertoire of actions, he will
- 46:32Skyler: then proceed to attack with his glaive once more.
- 46:35Skyler: Just slashing.
- 46:36Skyler: Renewed vigor.
- 46:39Skyler: Uh, does he still get advantage?
- 46:41Skyler: I would say if anything, you get advantage.
- 46:43Skyler: Well, not sure if it's for the PAC tactics because I would say
- 46:47Skyler: that you him your echo on top of the carpet and then Markey is up
- 46:54Skyler: in the air.
- 46:55Skyler: We can argue that this opens up an opportunity.
- 46:58Skyler: Okay.
- 46:59Skyler: You have an ally within that amount of space.
- 47:02Skyler: Well, the first attack misses because I rolled a four twice.
- 47:05Skyler: All right, I've gone to the hard rock.
- 47:07Skyler: Yeah, it's lurching around.
- 47:09Skyler: It's lurching around a lot.
- 47:10Skyler: It's really hard to to hit it.
- 47:11Skyler: The second attack.
- 47:12Skyler: All right.
- 47:14Skyler: That one will hit.
- 47:15Skyler: That's a twenty something.
- 47:17Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
- 47:18Skyler: I love these general numbers.
- 47:21Skyler: There's a twenty something twenty twenty two.
- 47:25Skyler: Twenty two okay.
- 47:26Skyler: Yeah, I can only count by fives.
- 47:28Skyler: Uh, and that will be eleven eleven damage.
- 47:32Skyler: Wow. Hold on. Sorry, Dez. You take five damage.
- 47:34Cameron: What kind of damage is this for him?
- 47:36Skyler: Him?
- 47:37Skyler: Uh, I think it all counts as bludgeoning damage.
- 47:40Skyler: Okay, so I am resistant to that.
- 47:42Skyler: You are?
- 47:42Skyler: Oh, okay.
- 47:44Skyler: So and raging.
- 47:45Skyler: So do that for both the initial
- 47:47Skyler: the seventeen damage you took
- 47:49Skyler: and anything else that I throw
- 47:50Skyler: your way while you're stuck in
- 47:52Skyler: here is also considered
- 47:53Skyler: bludgeoning damage.
- 47:55Skyler: Okay, so that is good.
- 47:56Skyler: So wait, that would be halved, right?
- 47:58Skyler: Right. Yeah. Round down.
- 48:00Skyler: Yep.
- 48:00Skyler: Uh, so oh eight.
- 48:02Skyler: And yeah, yeah.
- 48:04Skyler: Sixteen and eight.
- 48:05Skyler: So we'll do that.
- 48:07Cameron: I got you your barbarian expert.
- 48:09Cameron: Got your back.
- 48:10Skyler: And he does turn around and then proceed to hit it with the butt
- 48:15Skyler: of the glaive.
- 48:16Skyler: Nice. Everybody loves a good butt.
- 48:19Skyler: And that'll be it.
- 48:20Skyler: Twenty three and then the butt of the staff doesn't.
- 48:24Skyler: Do an additional nine damage.
- 48:26Skyler: An additional nine damage.
- 48:27Skyler: Okay, so you're taking four.
- 48:29Skyler: There we go.
- 48:30Skyler: Four halved.
- 48:32Skyler: Yes.
- 48:32Skyler: Yeah.
- 48:32Skyler: Okay.
- 48:33Skyler: Yeah.
- 48:33Skyler: Awesome.
- 48:34Skyler: That makes sense.
- 48:35Skyler: So much better.
- 48:36Skyler: I know, right, you're the best
- 48:37Skyler: person to get wrapped up in
- 48:38Skyler: this.
- 48:39Skyler: As weird as that sounds.
- 48:40Skyler: Uh, I did not realize that at
- 48:41Skyler: first, but, um, thank you for
- 48:42Skyler: catching that.
- 48:44Skyler: Jumping back over to Lil Source, uh, you saw Maki climb out and
- 48:49Skyler: fly down in the most, uh.
- 48:53Quinn: Pretty majestic.
- 48:53Skyler: Yeah, it was the most Dark Knight way possible.
- 48:56Skyler: Uh, but then it managed to get Ahold of des, who's now wrapped
- 48:59Skyler: up in it.
- 48:59Skyler: Don't worry about me.
- 49:00Skyler: Uh, des writes that on his whiteboard and holds it up.
- 49:03Skyler: Yeah, don't worry about me.
- 49:04Skyler: It just.
- 49:05Skyler: Pops out the top.
- 49:07Skyler: And it's not.
- 49:08Skyler: I can't see him, so it's not like aiming his way.
- 49:10Skyler: Right?
- 49:11Skyler: You're not sure where.
- 49:12Skyler: Yeah, it's just it's up there somewhere.
- 49:14Quinn: I would like to do a large reduce.
- 49:16Skyler: Okay. On.
- 49:17Quinn: I'd like to reduce the rug.
- 49:19Skyler: Interesting. Okay. How does it make a save against that?
- 49:24Skyler: Um. I'm assuming.
- 49:25Skyler: Yeah, I think it's a con save, isn't it?
- 49:27Cameron: Yeah. Because if you put it on
- 49:29Cameron: your buddy, they have to approve
- 49:30Cameron: it.
- 49:31Quinn: Oh. Oh, no. Um, if the target is a creature, which I assume this
- 49:35Quinn: would be a creature of some sort, everything is wearing,
- 49:39Quinn: carrying, changing size with it.
- 49:42Skyler: Perfect.
- 49:43Quinn: Any item dropped by an affected
- 49:45Quinn: creature returns to normal size
- 49:46Quinn: at once.
- 49:47Skyler: So when I escape, I will return to normal.
- 49:50Skyler: Correct.
- 49:50Skyler: That's okay.
- 49:51Quinn: Yeah. So if if you if you pull, if you jump out, it'll go.
- 49:57Skyler: I'm just a little guy.
- 49:58Skyler: That's right.
- 49:59Skyler: What is, uh, what is your spell?
- 50:00Skyler: Save DC that I need to roll against here.
- 50:03Skyler: Thirteen.
- 50:03Quinn: Where do you see that?
- 50:04Quinn: Oh, okay.
- 50:05Skyler: That's a. Fifteen Nat so it'd be like a eighteen, I think.
- 50:09Skyler: Total D nine.
- 50:10Skyler: Yeah, man, I kind of wanted that.
- 50:12Skyler: Yeah I was looking forward to that imagery really.
- 50:14Skyler: Yeah.
- 50:15Skyler: Well you'll have to save it for, for later.
- 50:17Skyler: Maybe there'll be another opportunity.
- 50:18Skyler: So that would be pretty great.
- 50:20Skyler: Okay, so jumping over to jumping back to Roric.
- 50:24Cameron: Hey. What's up?
- 50:25Skyler: What do you want to do?
- 50:26Cameron: Uh, it's just des in there now, right?
- 50:28Cameron: Yeah.
- 50:29Cameron: Ah, he can, he can.
- 50:30Cameron: Yeah.
- 50:30Skyler: Don't worry about me.
- 50:32Cameron: I'm now going to shoot again.
- 50:33Cameron: Okay?
- 50:34Cameron: Yeah, I'm just gonna attack him again with my shortbow.
- 50:36Cameron: Okay.
- 50:37Cameron: Sorry.
- 50:38Cameron: Nineteen.
- 50:39Skyler: That does hit.
- 50:40Skyler: This is the tricky situation that you're in, right?
- 50:42Skyler: Because obviously you want to deal just enough damage to take
- 50:46Skyler: this thing out, but without doing too much damage that you
- 50:50Skyler: end up taking your friend out.
- 50:52Skyler: Well, see.
- 50:53Skyler: What are you using?
- 50:53Skyler: The bow.
- 50:54Skyler: I am resistant to piercing damage too.
- 50:56Skyler: Sure.
- 50:56Skyler: So all things considered, from the from the stat block?
- 50:59Skyler: Well, from the stat block that I put together, the idea is that
- 51:02Skyler: it all just gets converted to bludgeoning damage for the
- 51:05Skyler: person who's inside, right?
- 51:07Skyler: Because it's like muscles contracting.
- 51:08Skyler: Yes, exactly.
- 51:09Skyler: Exactly.
- 51:10Cameron: Twenty three damage, right?
- 51:13Cameron: No, sorry, thirty damage.
- 51:15Skyler: thirty total damage.
- 51:17Skyler: You fire this arrow once again, it flies through.
- 51:21Skyler: Um, you'll take seven for.
- 51:24Skyler: Yeah.
- 51:24Skyler: Seven.
- 51:24Skyler: Yep.
- 51:25Skyler: Um, it flies through right into
- 51:28Skyler: sort of the head section of this
- 51:30Skyler: rug.
- 51:30Skyler: This carpet, it stops partway through.
- 51:34Skyler: It's flaming.
- 51:35Skyler: You see the fire start to branch out as it does, it consumes the
- 51:39Skyler: entire rug almost like flash paper and it just crumbling into
- 51:46Skyler: fragments of ash onto the floor.
- 51:50Skyler: And des, you you were flopped back out.
- 51:53Skyler: Fatty.
- 51:53Skyler: Your, uh, your echo falls to the floor as well.
- 51:57Skyler: I mean, Maki, you're still flying up there in the air.
- 51:59Skyler: So I mean, that that is what it is.
- 52:01Skyler: Um, but there's no carpet below you anymore.
- 52:04Skyler: Now it's just plain floor.
- 52:06Skyler: Uh, I would sure.
- 52:06Skyler: It's white underneath.
- 52:08Skyler: And over on the far end is just the one chunk of, of carpet that
- 52:12Skyler: was safe to, to walk on.
- 52:14Skyler: Whatever the case.
- 52:15Skyler: Uh, before you is a, is sort of a mound of just ash of what this
- 52:20Skyler: carpet used to be.
- 52:21Skyler: And then you see the door to the next area.
- 52:24Quinn: Uh, des shakes it off, you know,
- 52:26Quinn: because, you know, yeah,
- 52:28Quinn: whatever.
- 52:28Quinn: He pees on the ash.
- 52:29Skyler: Oh, yeah.
- 52:29Skyler: Yeah, because you don't want to leave that going.
- 52:31Cameron: I know.
- 52:32Quinn: It's.
- 52:32Skyler: Dangerous. Okay. That's two, two, two for p.
- 52:35Quinn: Anyone up for a circle?
- 52:36Quinn: Urination.
- 52:37Cameron: Hey, des, you need some healing.
- 52:40Skyler: This would be the perfect.
- 52:40Skyler: Time to use enlarge.
- 52:41Skyler: Reduce.
- 52:43Skyler: I'm willing.
- 52:46Cameron: You need some healing.
- 52:48Cameron: Look. Look at this trick I taught frog, and I pop out frog,
- 52:54Cameron: and I go kill him.
- 52:55Cameron: Frog and frog, I, I walk next to des, and the frog just kind of
- 53:00Cameron: hops and hovers over des and they cast cure wounds on them.
- 53:03Cameron: Perfect.
- 53:04Dave: Maki joins us, joins this circle, says, this reminds me of
- 53:08Dave: one of those cult rituals we used to do.
- 53:12Dave: And he starts peeing on the ashes.
- 53:14Skyler: Was it just.
- 53:14Skyler: A follow up to the cult ritual?
- 53:16Skyler: Like, we started a fire.
- 53:17Skyler: We sacrificed the dude.
- 53:18Skyler: All right, guys, you were mentioning.
- 53:20Quinn: The ashes like an initiate.
- 53:22Skyler: Oh, and.
- 53:24Quinn: This is the.
- 53:24Quinn: This is the cult, right?
- 53:26Quinn: Introduction for.
- 53:28Skyler: The.
- 53:28Skyler: You were in charge of putting out the fire.
- 53:30Skyler: This is just.
- 53:31Skyler: That was your job.
- 53:32Skyler: Awesome.
- 53:33Skyler: So, uh, you guys pee out this, uh, this flaming pile of burnt,
- 53:37Skyler: uh, shag carpet, and you guys are able to get yourselves to
- 53:42Skyler: the other side of the room.
- 53:44Dave: Well, I think we handled that well.
- 53:49Cameron: Do you need another one?
- 53:51Quinn: He just gives you a thumbs up.
- 53:52Quinn: Hey, I don't need it, but I'll take it.
- 53:54Cameron: For six rolling ones.
- 53:56Quinn: That's fine.
- 53:58Cameron: I think two is fine.
- 53:59Quinn: Yep. That'll that'll be fine.
- 54:01Quinn: Now I'm only down ten damage.
- 54:02Quinn: Technically.
- 54:03Quinn: So.
- 54:03Skyler: Nice. Okay.
- 54:04Cameron: Plus my eighty five.
- 54:06Quinn: Yeah, perfect.
- 54:07Cameron: We're good.
- 54:08Cameron: We're Gucci.
- 54:09Skyler: Good. All right, so with all the healing done as you guys make
- 54:12Skyler: your way up the stairs, you guys get to the top.
- 54:14Skyler: And the room that you find upstairs it's a wide room.
- 54:19Skyler: There's a variety of little like wardrobes and shelves, all
- 54:24Skyler: filled with the fat caps and hats that you guys recognize
- 54:29Skyler: from the boxes that you have taken so far or gotten
- 54:32Skyler: yourselves your hands on, or what have you.
- 54:35Skyler: Um, these hats are scattered all
- 54:37Skyler: over these wardrobes, like
- 54:38Skyler: hanging from little hangers or
- 54:40Skyler: just sitting on the shelves Or
- 54:42Skyler: distributed on the heads of
- 54:45Skyler: probably a couple of dozen of
- 54:48Skyler: mannequins.
- 54:49Quinn: Oh, don't trust that I'm gonna smack a mannequin with my
- 54:52Quinn: Warhammer right now.
- 54:53Skyler: Just as you're about to do that.
- 54:55Skyler: We'll close out this episode.
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