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FULL SHOW: Producer Tayla flirts with a caller!? · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Jentleman Being podcasts brought to you by Hello Fresh,
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  Speaker 2: so I won't check it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't check my tickets for the weekend. I know
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I haven't gone to hear those locations that
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  Speaker 1: have won the seven million, but yeah, sometimes I do that.
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  Speaker 1: I just wait months.
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  Speaker 2: Now, and their locations have been pretty well publicized.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I would have thought if I'd gone to those,
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  Speaker 1: I would have checked.
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  Speaker 3: But they don't want them.
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  Speaker 4: I have them.
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  Speaker 2: You take the mate, look good today? The leather shoot
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  Speaker 2: on today Megan fashion Update. You know how they do
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  Speaker 2: the fit check of all the sports stars when they're
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  Speaker 2: walking to the Stadius. We should do that with Megan
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  Speaker 2: every morning. Nice nicely the top today. Not very breathable leather,
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  Speaker 2: I find.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's definitely all into shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how often you're wearing leather.
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  Speaker 2: I've bought some pants remember years years ago? Huge have
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  Speaker 2: you still got the ah, you know how Taylor Swift
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  Speaker 2: hado Era, I had my leather pants here. I think
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  Speaker 2: I will the once Jesus took about two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: To peel them off. Nightmare of a nightmare of a fabric.
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  Speaker 2: But Alex Rodriguez, he's a former New York Yankees baseball.
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  Speaker 1: Player, baseball player. I think it was with jennifil Opias.
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  Speaker 5: For a while.
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  Speaker 3: Cameron Diaz.
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  Speaker 2: Cameron Diaz as.
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  Speaker 1: Well one of the Memphis Timberwolves the basketball team at
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  Speaker 1: the moment too.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, what is one of the owners? He's one
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  Speaker 2: of the owners right well, listen, this just popped up
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  Speaker 2: on my Instagram feed about two minutes ago, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, given all our ages where we're hitting in life,
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  Speaker 2: we wouldn't find a more inspirational piece of audio right
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  Speaker 2: now from a rod from Alex Rodriguez. Have a listen,
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  Speaker 2: A fifty year old is two acts more likely to succeed.
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  Speaker 4: That's someone that's thirty.
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  Speaker 2: Age is now your barrier, your mindset is.
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  Speaker 6: And it's never too late. Give you a few examples
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  Speaker 6: of Bloomberg got fired at thirty nine. He started Bloomberg's
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  Speaker 6: business shortly after fifteen years later he was a billionaire.
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  Speaker 6: Today he's eighty two and worth one hundred and six
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  Speaker 6: billion dollars. He started at the age of forty. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: you look at Henry Ford, he launched a T model
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  Speaker 6: at age forty five. You look at Warren Buffett, who's
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  Speaker 6: ninety three years old, big ninety three years old, worth
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  Speaker 6: one hundred and thirty billion dollars. He made ninety nine
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  Speaker 6: percent of his net worth after his fiftieth birthday. And
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  Speaker 6: this is my favorite, one last one. Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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  Speaker 6: Colonel Sanders opened his first Kentucky Fried Chicken at the
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  Speaker 6: age of sixty five and failed. And then he collected
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  Speaker 6: a Social Security money and then started franchising and the
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  Speaker 6: rest is history. So here's my message. Get up, get going,
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  Speaker 6: never give up, and it's never too late.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. I that firing the music the bloody Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, Colonel Sanders.
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  Speaker 3: See all the examples were dudes. I don't know. After
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  Speaker 3: the agent maybe told for going to see.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very good point. Yes, someone's bor listen to
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  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan.
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  Speaker 7: And all looking for the white male mat Yeah from that,
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  Speaker 7: wellpiration for you, Yeah, that would be really nice.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a list of successful old white guys, although it's
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  Speaker 1: not what.
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  Speaker 3: He's talking about.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, the hits that John wan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey in a relationship with Taylor Swift, famous footballer,
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  Speaker 1: washes his feet sometimes this way some of the things
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  Speaker 1: we know.
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  Speaker 2: Another thing we know too is Megan and no way
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  Speaker 2: connected or tied to Taylor Swift's every time we meet you,
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  Speaker 2: Travis Kelsey slept Hmmm. You know she's that friend who's
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  Speaker 2: like the disapproving Is he good enough for you?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I kind of said that multiple times.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so I was totally on board initially, but then
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  Speaker 3: I feel like there's been a couple of red flags,
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  Speaker 3: one of them being with the Super Bowl when he
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  Speaker 3: got really aggressive to his coach.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he did, he did, and he later did apologize
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  Speaker 1: to it. But that's not saying he didn't. He got
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  Speaker 1: quite aggressive. Yeah, he got right here at the moment
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  Speaker 1: he got he got angry. Yeah, but not being put
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  Speaker 1: back on the field.
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  Speaker 2: Let's blame that on the steroids, roid rage. That's the thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but that's always so good at football.
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  Speaker 1: But they have that relationship, again, not making excuses. They
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  Speaker 1: do have that relationship. When the coach the coach was fine.
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  Speaker 1: He was fine afterwards, he said he apologize, but yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: But the n being that you were just having a
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  Speaker 2: little discussion off here. You're like sports not real life.
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  Speaker 1: No, like it happens in real life. But I feel
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  Speaker 1: like you can get away with stuff and sport that
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  Speaker 1: you can't get away with on the street. You know
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  Speaker 1: your parking ticket, you're not gonna be puging, you know, assault.
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  Speaker 2: I did it once, the parking would apparently it's not okay.
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  Speaker 1: And again I'm not saying it's okay in sport, but
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  Speaker 1: you're sort of he need to look at under a
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  Speaker 1: different microscope. I feel like that.
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  Speaker 3: Should we be because he's a role model to younger
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  Speaker 3: people and he's showing them that that that's okay, that
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  Speaker 3: you can treat your coach like that and in sport
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  Speaker 3: that it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: But is it well, yeah, it's a very good debate. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: punch ups are great for fans. From everyone's nodding, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the moment, it does feel like but again I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: in the streets, a little confronting, but on the sports field,
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  Speaker 1: it seems yeah, right, it's the conversation for another day,
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  Speaker 1: Is that right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So it was an initial red flag for me. I
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  Speaker 3: was like a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Aggressive, and then big Benda was an issue too, wasn't
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  Speaker 2: it for you?
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  Speaker 1: Was three weeks and.
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  Speaker 3: Drunk for like three weeks. I mean he won the
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  Speaker 3: super Bowl, but like he's thirty.
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  Speaker 2: Four, counter of guy, celebrate a couple of nights out
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  Speaker 2: with the team.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, so this is I'm clearly not the only
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  Speaker 3: one that's on a bit of a hunt because this interviewed.
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  Speaker 1: To defend them. It's on. I feel like he could
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  Speaker 1: be my mate.
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  Speaker 3: But I just thought this was interesting, and so did
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  Speaker 3: the Induswery Kelsey and never gonna be made.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I feel like he's one of friends going
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  Speaker 1: he's all right, he's good guy.
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  Speaker 2: Let me hang out with just go for a couple
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  Speaker 2: of years.
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  Speaker 3: Let me just put this out there and see what
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  Speaker 3: you think. So this is an interview from six years ago.
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  Speaker 3: He was six years he was twenty eight.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like a spring chicken stuff. I will say
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  Speaker 1: when I was twenty eight six days ago, he was
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  Speaker 1: like kencible stuff.
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  Speaker 2: John Well, I don't started on. I've had a chicken history,
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  Speaker 2: but Liz, I'll go back six years.
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  Speaker 3: So he was twenty eight, six years ago and watch
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  Speaker 3: What Happens Live, and they asked him questions about his
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  Speaker 3: dating life, and one in particular has people going that's weird.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, is it a deal breaker if a girl won't
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  Speaker 4: sleep with you.
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  Speaker 3: After the third date?
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  Speaker 4: The third date? I feel like that's like the that's
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  Speaker 4: the breaker right there? Through three dates.
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  Speaker 1: It's like if you don't have a third date, that
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  Speaker 1: that's it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I want to I want to see a
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  Speaker 4: deal breaker with I mean. And so it's like put
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  Speaker 4: some questions in, you know, he.
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  Speaker 2: Said, yeah, it's a deal break, and then he was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that didn't sit.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's not a deal breaker.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a deal breaker, but you know, the first
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  Speaker 3: and second date, it's like the third date.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, what was the extended version of that club?
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  Speaker 2: What's what's his point?
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  Speaker 3: He goes on to mention more intimate details, really intimate
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  Speaker 3: things that if a woman won't do, would be a
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  Speaker 3: deal breaker.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So was that a flag for you?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I think so, because even let's just say he thought that,
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  Speaker 3: why don't say on TV to the whole public, you know,
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  Speaker 3: have a bit of have.
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  Speaker 1: A bit of can we do you mind if we
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  Speaker 1: chat this out there. Okay, what's the one red flag
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  Speaker 1: for you?
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  Speaker 2: You're meeting someone or you've maybe met someone and they've
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  Speaker 2: done one thing and you're like, I cannot continue this
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  Speaker 2: on any further. I know you, you're you're a big
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  Speaker 2: one about the service industry, art and you if you're
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  Speaker 2: on a date, if you're.
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  Speaker 3: On a date and like someone drops off meals and
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  Speaker 3: stuff and they don't say thank you or acknowledge them, like,
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  Speaker 3: I think that's kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of one you're not pursuing any further.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's how they around you.
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  Speaker 1: What's your red flag? What's your deal breaker when it
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  Speaker 1: comes to relationships. Maybe you've ended a relationship because of it.
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  Speaker 1: Because they yelled at the Coach super Bowl and then
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  Speaker 1: went out on the four day bend after winning the
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  Speaker 1: super Bowl. Maybe that's happened.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it hits that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Megan, Papa's trying to take trying to take down Travis Kelsey.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm just pointing out that there's a couple
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  Speaker 3: of red flags that has me weary.
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  Speaker 1: Of him always looking at the glass half.
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  Speaker 3: She deserves the best. She's had a lot of frogs.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we go through the red flags. Number one was
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  Speaker 2: yelling at his coach through the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: He did apologize. He did say he overstepped the mark,
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  Speaker 1: so yes, he would agree. I apologize.
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  Speaker 2: Number two ha monumental three week bender after winning the
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  Speaker 2: Super Bowl, singing Lasgus.
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  Speaker 3: Even that shot of Taylor when he was singing, even
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  Speaker 3: she got the eck a little bit. She was like,
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  Speaker 3: oh can you stop? I think there was one awards
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  Speaker 3: here already were a lip singer like saw that. She
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, not again. She literally said not again.
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  Speaker 2: And and now you found a third one. You've delved
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  Speaker 2: back six years.
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  Speaker 3: Into the into the vault where he was asked, is
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  Speaker 3: it a deal breaker if the female won't sleep with
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  Speaker 3: you on the third date?
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  Speaker 4: Is it a deal breaker if a girl won't sleep with.
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  Speaker 3: You after the third date?
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  Speaker 4: The third date? I feel like that's like the that's
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  Speaker 4: the breaker right there. Three dates.
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  Speaker 2: It's like if you don't have it's a third date,
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  Speaker 2: that that's it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I want to I want to see a
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  Speaker 4: deal breaker. But I mean so it's like put some
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  Speaker 4: questions in there.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't say yeah, he just put some questions. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't say it was a deal breaker. He did there's
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  Speaker 1: the breaking If there's the breaking point, I guess it's.
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  Speaker 3: Probably are you on the Kelsey payroll just trying to.
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  Speaker 1: Balance things out at the moment. I feel like this
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  Speaker 1: poor guys getting bloody attacked, very minor in the grand
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  Speaker 1: scheme of things.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just playing for.
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  Speaker 2: Like I say, I've said, go to my mate tin times,
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  Speaker 2: things mores worse, defeending, puffed down.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a lie a party cameras.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now someone six and me and you're so right
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  Speaker 2: Forrevis has something off about him.
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  Speaker 3: Mate, Yeah, would make women's intuition.
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  Speaker 2: We've judged this man's character, never met him. I said,
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  Speaker 2: then go on the seats a bit of a show, pony.
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  Speaker 1: We don't like that in New zeal I like that
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  Speaker 1: but more but they seem to get cut down in
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  Speaker 1: New Zealand. Okay, so we're talking your red flags this morning.
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  Speaker 2: The one thing which you can't move forward in a
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  Speaker 2: relationship with you clicking at fingers at waiters too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm saying thank you when people like drop your
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  Speaker 3: food off.
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  Speaker 2: You said, if you're gonna get back in the dating
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  Speaker 2: game show, I hadn't.
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  Speaker 1: I hadn't planned to do.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, like I don't like family will be
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  Speaker 2: happy about that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like people that comment unnecessarily mean comments on
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  Speaker 1: the internet. Troll just just way in with stuff. That's
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  Speaker 1: all right, It's like you don't need to comment.
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  Speaker 2: So before you go and physically date someone, just go
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  Speaker 2: back through the stuff comments.
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  Speaker 1: What they've been commenting on us?
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  Speaker 2: What have they been saying?
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  Speaker 1: Nice things on the nice things, fine positives? All good? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: keep it up, puff eddy, positive stuff to what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: What you're doing, hosking.
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  Speaker 4: I agree with you.
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  Speaker 2: I won't act stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go, of course.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Pro, we'll get you on. What's your deal breakup?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 9: Hi?
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  Speaker 10: My deal breakers?
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  Speaker 11: Body is shaming?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so like a partner who's commenting on other people's
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  Speaker 3: bodies or even your own.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right there there's a deal breaking. I don't want
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  Speaker 2: anyone saying stuff about your body.
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  Speaker 5: Do you?
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  Speaker 10: Absolutely not?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Well I can only say positive things about your body.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't. Yeah, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 9: Pro.
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  Speaker 2: Have you had this before, Prue? Yes? And what happened
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  Speaker 2: did you leave them?
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  Speaker 5: She?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, lit's get air Sean your red flag?
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  Speaker 1: Ash Hi?
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  Speaker 10: So my red flag is when someone is enforcing like
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  Speaker 10: air religion onto you and expecting you to follow that religion.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you should.
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  Speaker 9: You shouldn't have to change your fundamental beliefs or someone.
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  Speaker 10: Unless you want to.
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  Speaker 2: That's fair enough. Katie Home said that about scientology.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't you right, you're at your own person.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, someone's texting here as well. My red flag is
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  Speaker 2: how they treat animals and how animals respond.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, So, like if you've got a dog and they
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  Speaker 3: meet your new boyfriend or whatever, and they're not keene
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  Speaker 3: or growl, You're like, well, what are they saying that
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  Speaker 3: I'm not?
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  Speaker 2: They have good like intuitionaltic So yeah, okay, so the
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  Speaker 2: big dog feed on the show Louis Producer Tailor's little Dog.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just say you and Marcello was starting again. Marcelo
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  Speaker 2: comes over for a date night. You've got Louis. That's
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  Speaker 2: getting as Louis does, gets it, gets his back up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, you're gonna need to step it out
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  Speaker 3: of my house mate. Oh he's gone, deal breaker.
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  Speaker 2: Deal breaker. Dogs pick up on vibes.
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  Speaker 12: They know I've had ghost sightings in my house because
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  Speaker 12: Louie has been able to see that. Like, honestly, they
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  Speaker 12: can tell you things you aren't even aware of yet
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  Speaker 12: and then laid it down. History will prove itself.
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  Speaker 2: Mate, that Jona wan Ben podcast he read flags me
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  Speaker 2: And you don't like it when people click at waiters, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: or just rude to like wait staff being.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't know when people right mean things on the internet? Marco,
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  Speaker 1: what is it for you?
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  Speaker 13: You'll red flag anything supernatural? Or when someone asks me,
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  Speaker 13: what's your star sign? That's it over?
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  Speaker 2: Oh well you and producer Taylor just you could never
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  Speaker 2: you could never be Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: This is this is who you are.
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  Speaker 12: I know those the two things you just mentioned, Mark,
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  Speaker 12: like the two pillars for me of a successful relationship.
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  Speaker 13: Well, well you're not for me.
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  Speaker 12: Then on star signs, yeah, he hates all that stuff,
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  Speaker 12: but he knows a lot about it because of me.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, right?
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  Speaker 1: And what is it?
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  Speaker 2: What's her stars?
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  Speaker 1: An Aquarius?
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  Speaker 12: I'm a sagittariust both very compatible. I actually checked into
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  Speaker 12: that before we pursued any further along.
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  Speaker 2: One of the traits of an Aquarius.
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  Speaker 12: Stubborn, organized but like level headed, very determined, So you
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  Speaker 12: know good and bad?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know she goes?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what the worst one is? Marco? She's like,
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  Speaker 2: do you know what the worst one is? It's a scorpio.
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  Speaker 2: All scorpios are and you can pretty much figure out
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  Speaker 2: what she said.
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  Speaker 1: After that, we count on radio and then she's like,
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  Speaker 1: is anyone here a scorpio?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, the scorpio right a room full of
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  Speaker 2: five people. The averages are someone is going to be
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  Speaker 2: a school And what did I say?
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  Speaker 3: I rest my case.
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  Speaker 2: You need to ask Marco what he is. Yeah, Marco,
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  Speaker 2: do you know what you are?
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  Speaker 3: You don't just tell me birthday?
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 13: I do because I like to make fun of it.
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  Speaker 13: Like a group of friends all the way way back
• 15:00
  Speaker 13: from high school. We're all Capracorn and we're still best mates.
• 15:04
  Speaker 13: And apparently Capricorns don't get.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Along with each other.
• 15:09
  Speaker 12: Yeah, well my mom and dad are both Capricorns, so
• 15:12
  Speaker 12: and they're very nice people. They do have their days.
• 15:15
  Speaker 12: So yeah, I put you in that basket because I'm
• 15:18
  Speaker 12: vibing you right now.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it sounds like you're coming across to the
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: star sign to you make.
• 15:23
  Speaker 12: Actually, Sagittarians and Capricorn's very good relationships.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: They Yeah, we're all zoning out.
• 15:35
  Speaker 13: At the moment.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, thanks for listening.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: All right the heads the Jonaan Ben podcast.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: My wife and I've been trying to get into you know,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: walking together heaven but a time together walk the dog
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: from time to time. But I find it frustratingly frustrating
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: experience a lot of the time because my wife can't
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: walk past any trash, any rubbish without packing it up,
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: like that's not even ours, which is great, it's great,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: and I do appreciate it. You admire there. But we
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: walk along. There's like a little board walk through some
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: sort of you know, swampy sort of marsh and a
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: little bit of bush near her house, not much, and
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: she's walking off the tra she's off in there. She's like,
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: whatts rubbish everywhere?
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: She's I'm like, it's got to be a lumber Come
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: on the pookick her some pookick.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: He will eat that chip bag up. Okay, she's worried,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: and that's a lovely thing.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: But it's like walking with a big commitment from her,
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: like surely directly in your path. You're like, okay, that's
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: what I get.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: But then she's like, I've seen this over there. I
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: need to get there now. You're like, there's a lime scooter.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: I've been thrown into the mash, all right, closed, let's
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: keep walking the door.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: One time we up north, we did it, you know,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: and we're staying next to my mum's place, who walked
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: quite quite away. It was about five k's into town.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: And she ended up getting a bag and filling it up.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: And it's said, there's so much rubbish just people just
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: dump out there, just throwing out the window of cars
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: and stuff. She filled up this whole bag and then
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: we're like, what do we do with it? And we
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: were like, oh, there's a dumb there's a rubbish station
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: up here, but it was closed. And then so you
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: dumped it in the waterway. What do we do it?
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: So she was like, you throw it over the top,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: throw out the top. And then the guy comes out,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: you can't you a rubbish And I was we've picked
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: it up. You can't just throw it over the top, mate, like.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Everyone else put it in the parks, put in the
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: streams and the rivers.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I know, we've picked up My
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: wife's been picking it up on the thing. And it
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: didn't look like that happened. It just looked like I
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: just came down here and I was blood with the
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: rubbish over the top.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: But there is an extra like you when you drive,
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: you know, on a road trip or whatever, you look
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: on the side of the state highway.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: This is an.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Extraordinary amount of rubbish that's dumped on the highway. Who's
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: who's driven halfway to Mount a Pale and decided to
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: throw the couch out the window?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I know it is said, it is said, They're just
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: it's just people. You can be driving by people and
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: you see it fly at the window, right, So I think.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I always to.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what's allowed?
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: How hard is it to hold your like.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Anything?
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: I used to throw apple cores and then people told
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: me it attracts rats and stuff?
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Does it?
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Because I haven't been doing.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Rubbishs also need to eat, though, so whatever thought that?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe apple corn?
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, are you wanting to know what rubbish is? Okay to? Yeah?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Well no, none, and my wife will pick it. I
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: don't know what that feed the rest and it.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Takes ages to break down, doesn't it.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: So maybe it's best we just put them in the
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: right places. Although there're no bins around anywhere around the
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: country anymore.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Because soon they take all the bins away. There's many
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: places where.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Like we're a rubbish free zone.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and you're like, where do we pull the rubbis?
• 18:39
  Speaker 9: Now?
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I don't used to take it home with you.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: The heads that johnaan Ben podcasts.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Is someone was spoken to a few times on the show. Amazing,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Amazing runner and person. She ran across Africa, she run
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: the length of New Zealand, and now she's in the
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: middle of a new world record attempt trying to run
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: the greatest distance on a treadmill for a female over
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: the course of one week.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Started Sunday, So having to average, I think we're figuring out.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: When we spoke to the other day, one hundred and
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: twenty odd k's a day and they are odd case
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: a lot of them. Emma, you're still running, Yes.
• 19:10
  Speaker 13: I am.
• 19:11
  Speaker 10: Well, I'm actually walking now. Talking to you is a
• 19:13
  Speaker 10: nice excuse for me to walk for a few minutes.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, we've done a beaker but okay, I feel guilty.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I feel kind of guilty that we've slided you down.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: How has it been over the last few days.
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: The last few days has been an absolutely wild ride.
• 19:26
  Speaker 10: To be honest, if you'd supposed me a couple of
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: days and asked if I will still be on the
• 19:29
  Speaker 10: treadmill now there's a high junks. I would have said no.
• 19:32
  Speaker 10: Really with sleep deprivation for a long time, and then
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: I started vomiting, and then I wasn't able to keep
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: food down. It's just been really hard.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, is it because you have we've mentioned
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: it before, run across Africa. Why are you finding this
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: more difficult than running Africa?
• 19:49
  Speaker 10: Absolutely? Like this challenge has just thrown everything at me
• 19:52
  Speaker 10: so far. Today is probably the best that I felt
• 19:55
  Speaker 10: so far. And we're on day four.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: See, so how are you keeping like in like you've
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: obviously got, as John I said, trying to get an
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: average of one hundred and nineteen kilometers a day. Where
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: are you at with that?
• 20:07
  Speaker 10: I think we're just about on target. Actually, yeah, so
• 20:10
  Speaker 10: we're nearly at So it'll be three days, will be
• 20:14
  Speaker 10: three sixty, and we should get there before nine o'clock
• 20:17
  Speaker 10: this morning, which will be the end of day three.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: How do you get enough in?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Are you having to eat while you're on the treadmill
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: because you're obviously just constantly burning calories? You need anything?
• 20:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Well this was the problem these couple of days
• 20:30
  Speaker 10: while I wasn't able to eat, is I wasn't getting
• 20:32
  Speaker 10: the energy in. So now I've got to try and
• 20:35
  Speaker 10: backtrack and fill those gaps. Get the calories in.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: How much are you sleep? How much you're allowing yourself
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: to sleep each day.
• 20:42
  Speaker 10: I've given myself six hours to sleep, but the first
• 20:46
  Speaker 10: night I only managed to actually sleep for two hours,
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: so that's also a challenge.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus, its insane when you mentioned how long you're
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: doing it for. And I guess running on a treadmill
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: can be excruciatingly boring. Give me twenty minutes and you
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: know immediately I'm lost on it. And I guess running
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: across Africa, you've got stuff to look at. You got
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: the cast of the line to look at, don't you
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: when you're running across Africa entertained on a treadmill?
• 21:13
  Speaker 10: Oh, I mean inside my head is completely bonkers. So
• 21:16
  Speaker 10: there's always entertainment in there listening to the podcast, and
• 21:20
  Speaker 10: then there's just been so many lovely people that have
• 21:22
  Speaker 10: come down. Yesterday a load of people from the speed
• 21:25
  Speaker 10: Freaks came down, which is the charity I'm raising money for,
• 21:28
  Speaker 10: and they were all wearing fantacy dress and we did
• 21:30
  Speaker 10: like a crossword between the whole lot of her, and
• 21:33
  Speaker 10: you know, people are just kind of chipping in and
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: helping out.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I was reading on your website before that when you
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: were running things like now you're running one hundred k's
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: a day, you focus on just one kilometer, you know,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: because if you focus on the ninety nine a here,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: that becomes such a huge thing in your mind. Is
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: that what you're still doing at the moment?
• 21:49
  Speaker 10: Absolutely even smaller. I switched between looking at the kilometers
• 21:53
  Speaker 10: and looking at the time and sometimes just watching one
• 21:56
  Speaker 10: second tick over field like a week.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so running the one hundred and nineteen a day, Like,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: how long does that take you?
• 22:05
  Speaker 13: Well?
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: So, I mean yesterday was a complete disaster, and I
• 22:08
  Speaker 10: actually wasn't even able to run for the first part
• 22:10
  Speaker 10: because I had such bud stomach problems. So I walked
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: for about eight hours yesterday morning and then ran for
• 22:18
  Speaker 10: the rest of the night. So I actually only did
• 22:20
  Speaker 10: one hundred k's yesterday and that took me from five
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: am until ten pm.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Wow, this is so.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: You'll be running or walking all day until what sort
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: of eight or nine tonight, all going well?
• 22:32
  Speaker 10: Ten Probably I've got a little bit of catching up
• 22:34
  Speaker 10: to do so that this The goal every day is
• 22:36
  Speaker 10: to be on it. On the treadmill till ten now
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: a quick shower, eat and massager than bed.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Can you try and like turn your brain off to
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: go to sleep, which imagine is an impossible task? Yeah?
• 22:47
  Speaker 10: Oh, completely, so hard.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: We're right behind you. We wish you all the beast
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: amazing what you've done so far and to continue doing
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: it under those circumstances is incredible. So keep it up,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: hanging on.
• 22:59
  Speaker 14: Thank you so much, good on, thank you.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what we should put up the link
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: if you want to follow Emma's journey, will put that
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: up on the Hits Break for social media as the.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Hits that Jona wan Ben podcast.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say that I'll never do this
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: because I haven't reached that age with my kids. But
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: a friend of mine has got school age children and
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: she has pretended to be Catholic for a few months
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: to get a letter which would then get her children
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: into a pretty good Catholic school.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: She's gone for the plastic Catholic.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Catholics calic So she's what done four hard months at
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: the church?
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she said it was about three or four months.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: He's always like you you definitely went to you're going
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: to and then you haven't been since without going for
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: a thing for the school. So I'm like, you definitely
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: were doing that.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Churches in your heart, Jesus lives in your heart.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: That's why you want to do.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: But there's a lot of nefarious people I know that
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: are like, I'm Catholic.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Listen. So now she's done her time. She's ghosted the
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: church harder than Jesus on Good Friday.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they haven't. They got the letter and then just
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: haven't been back back. So the kids got accepted in school,
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: they got what they needed, and she's she's moved on
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: and now Jesus is just in her heart.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, is there a level of guilt there?
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: You can't leave? What did you join the gang?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: You're in the gang?
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Broka doesn't seem like there's a lot of guilt. She again,
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to say that. I would never do
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: that because I don't want to be called a hypocrite
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: later in life. But she's not remorseful.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: She's not remorseful. All good things you know about being
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: the catholicause you can be forgiven for you since right,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: So she'd go and this morning go hey, guys, sorry
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: made a mistake, and all children, we're all chill here
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: in the Catholic church. And I shouldn't say that, because
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I've been saying that is just phili banter on our
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: radio show for years, been that Catholics get forgiven for
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: anything they do. And then my friend was having to
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: get their baby baptized and they had to do a course,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: and then one of the talking points of the course
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: was on the radio Old numb Nuts says that Catholets
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: get forgive Yeah, and they're like, now, is this do
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: you think this is appropriate to put this out on
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: public papers a talking point in this course?
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: So what you specifically that I say you can do
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: anything you.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Want to be forgiven for it.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: If you, you know, you go to church, I could
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: get out of jail free card for monopoly. Is that too?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Obviously not? You know, sarcasm is something that they're not
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: quite wrap their head around just yet at this course.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: But uh yeah, so I hopefully I'll be forgiven.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: First I'll find out obviously not maybe not.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: That's four months in the church. Can we find a
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: shorter time at any club, job, or organization?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, well you're in and out.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Imagine people just go to the gym, they go tune
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: up once and like this is not for me.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: The heads that John and been podcast.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Shortest time, you basically signed up for something and then
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: didn't carry on your friend Megan.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: So they have joined the Catholic church for like three
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: or four months to get the leader and then get
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: their kids into a good Catholic school. But they're no
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: longer going to the church.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Listen, as a Catholic, we're very forgiving people. You can't
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: keep saying that because obviously they don't back up everything
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: you're saying.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as she's not like a practicing Satanist,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: now all will be fun. We're pretty chill. We're pretty chill.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Have you been tied up with a short period of time?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: And I came, you know, early early days living in
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Auckland's you know, young and twenties. We signed up mates
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: and I to the lawn Bowls Club, a lawn bowls
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: club and signed up this cheap membership. The drinks were incredible.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: We got into us Friday night, we go along. We're like,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: we have cracked it. This is amazing. And the newspaper,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: the Hero came and did an article on us. Young
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: people joined the cub. We're all gonna photo signed up.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: We're like, this is us for a lot of the
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: youth ambassadors for lawn bowl and we loved it.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: But then the next year, for some reason, we didn't
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: go back on the post for late I don't know
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: where the poster, Charles articles, everything were like, take all
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: these amazing things about the lawn Bowls and how it is.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: You know, We're like, we've got another sixty years of play.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: This game will be every week lawn.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Bowls alow they said that coming. They're still waiting for you.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I think it's been changing to apartments now. That club
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: it's not a yeah, but yeah, So there you go.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: It was a year at least. Ye who are these show?
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Well one summer and articles written on them. We've been
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: bowling for eighty nine years and never had an article. Yeah,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: that's hilarious. So the shortest time in the event, club
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: job whatever, Martin, We're going to kick it off with you.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: What was the duration of time you spend I.
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: Would say not even half an hour?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, where was it?
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: We want some movie tickets through radio station. Lovely Bread
• 27:57
  Speaker 9: movie called aired Astra. Yeah, bot the way we Yeah,
• 28:03
  Speaker 9: we sat down and I think as soon as the
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: coca and popcorn was finished, we sort of stood up
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: and snuck out. It was the biggest snaw fi.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: You didn't see the end. Maybe you picked up.
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: Have you seen the rotten tomato?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Is not good that.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: You're not favorable on rotten tomatoes? No?
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: No, it was a big pile of steaming.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Now what radio station punished you with? These tickets?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Surely got.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Champagne Mariff sending all their fans along to movies that
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: balls them to tears before we'll see it again from them.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: They trademark Morriffin stuff. All right, Martin, going to have
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: a great day. In fact, do you want to go
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: to a movie? Do you want to go to a movie?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Marden?
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, definitely.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: We don't have any tickets.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: It's got.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: You can.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: You can go to any movie you want.
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: But you guys do have health pizzas.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Why I said that, Todd. Welcome. Your shortest time at
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: a club, event organization? Oh sorry, Paul, sorry, are your
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: shortest time at an organization or event?
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: The you mate?
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I had a job for an hour at the
• 29:24
  Speaker 10: government department an hour.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: What happened? You didn't get fired after an hour?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: No?
• 29:31
  Speaker 13: I got another phone call for another job.
• 29:32
  Speaker 14: I'd applied for it, and I said, yeah, I'll take
• 29:34
  Speaker 14: that one.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: So how did you deliver this news to the your
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: new bosses?
• 29:40
  Speaker 11: Sort called them?
• 29:40
  Speaker 10: Design said, look, I'm going to have to resign because
• 29:42
  Speaker 10: I just got a phone call and somebody's offered me a.
• 29:45
  Speaker 9: Bit of job.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: That's got a better offer.
• 29:49
  Speaker 13: Yeah, pretty good actually, but I still had to do that,
• 29:53
  Speaker 13: sill out the text forms and everything like that.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Hours work you did. So did they pay you for
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: the hour's work?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Let me go government departments. Hey, they'll dot the i's
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  Speaker 2: across the t's.
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  Speaker 5: The hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I mean first day of field d's a field day's
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  Speaker 1: field these field's Mister Creek and Hamilton Farm again and
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  Speaker 1: as we'd like to call it, so it's amazing time.
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  Speaker 1: It's on till Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: Traffic apparently at a standstill heading in their Blair from
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: the Hits and White Cuddo is going to be around
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: there all day and Field's it feels like one of
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: those you know how the A lot cooler shows they
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: have little catchphrases and slogans that could be yours, that
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: could be mine fields. I don't know what it means
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: or contexts use it, and just talking about the shortest
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: amount of time you spend in an organization or club
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: or job or whatever. Some great texts coming through here.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: My friend's brother got fired after three hours at its
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: fish and chip shop because they couldn't fold the paper
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  Speaker 2: prop pally.
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  Speaker 1: You feel like they've give them more time to learn it,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: teach the.
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  Speaker 3: Show them what need to do it.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: It is an.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: No patience there for the fish and chip proprietor. Obviously, Danell,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: you're on welcome How are.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: You hello, Danell?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Hello, Sorry, no one ever apologizes on the show.
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, yes, you're about thirteen or fourteen. Went to
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: what they called a Y one concert, which was a
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: Christian concept. At the end of the concept, they told
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: you if you didn't repent, you were going you know downstairs.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Right, a fear solution.
• 31:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, a couple of hours and told them I had
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: to go, and my handed me for the next day
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: or so, and next day so, and I was going downstairs.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Told you you're going to hell, and well you are
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: in hell. Right now.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: You're on the breakfast that Megan. This is what they
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: were talking about.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Oh hey, well two hours do you go? Two hours
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: at the concert? We're going to talk about the shortest
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: I'm with Gary.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, maybe she can literally go to hell. We'll give
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: her a pizza Hell pizza. Yeah, there we go.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Good on you now, and good on YouTube being boys
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: with that wonderful client integration. Gary, you're on welcome Yeah, good,
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: thank you. Shortest time at hey school? Okay, how long?
• 32:22
  Speaker 14: Three days? I didn't get expelled, and I think it
• 32:26
  Speaker 14: was years ago your like head school scene, and I
• 32:31
  Speaker 14: passed school, see mess, And I didn't want to do
• 32:33
  Speaker 14: it again, so I changed schools. But it was such
• 32:36
  Speaker 14: a hussle and two hard so I went back from
• 32:38
  Speaker 14: the old school.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't for me.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: There's a high impact three days from Gary there at school.
• 32:45
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it was a pain getting the bus and all
• 32:47
  Speaker 14: that sort of thing, And yeah, I thought I was
• 32:49
  Speaker 14: doing the right thing. But I went back to the
• 32:51
  Speaker 14: old school and set school seeing it was only mess again.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Please tell me they like, look who's come crawling? Yeah, Garry,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: that's one three days of the school. It's brilliant. Did
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: we get Keith on the shortest time in a job.
• 33:06
  Speaker 11: We understand Keith, Yeah, good morning, sing yeah. I I
• 33:10
  Speaker 11: joined a business many moons agoing on day two they
• 33:14
  Speaker 11: wanted us to sign up to a two year contract.
• 33:16
  Speaker 11: Now really wasn't that keen on the roll at the time,
• 33:19
  Speaker 11: And so day three went in and resigned. And a
• 33:21
  Speaker 11: few weeks later I got a month's paying the bank,
• 33:23
  Speaker 11: and I thought, I thought, that's very nicely. You know,
• 33:25
  Speaker 11: they obviously player for a month. Have you been there
• 33:27
  Speaker 11: for a few days?
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: It makes no account.
• 33:31
  Speaker 11: Lo and behold the following month the same thing happened again.
• 33:34
  Speaker 11: I thought, well, I haven't even been there. So I
• 33:37
  Speaker 11: got hold of him and said, look of being paid
• 33:38
  Speaker 11: and what have you? And they said they'd sort it out.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 33:41
  Speaker 11: The next month they came through the banking game.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I kid, you know.
• 33:46
  Speaker 11: I went into their playroll office and you know, so
• 33:49
  Speaker 11: it was a few moons ago, and they had that
• 33:50
  Speaker 11: ten bodies or whatever sitting there. It was a big organization.
• 33:54
  Speaker 11: And I spoke to a lady and I said, look,
• 33:56
  Speaker 11: this is this is the fair time this has happened.
• 33:58
  Speaker 11: And she explained to me quite quietly, the auditors had
• 34:00
  Speaker 11: been and gone and the financial year of being closed off,
• 34:03
  Speaker 11: so let's just leave her a back. So it did
• 34:06
  Speaker 11: effectively two days and a bit of work and only
• 34:09
  Speaker 11: they look dead was training and east three days.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Money is not coming for you because you did your bit.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: You went exactly exactly.
• 34:21
  Speaker 11: So I've been applanning for similar jobs ever since.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: That sounds like a one and done scenario in your
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: employment career.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: Hits that John and Ben podcast did yesterday.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: You went for the first time to a cafe by
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: yourself and had a meal and just had the time.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: You're working on your laptop and it was amazing.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: I got so much done because you're not distracted by
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: home life kids.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Fantastically, you have the technology to distract though, because I've
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: been in a cafe before without a phone, and jeez,
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: you feel lonely without your phone.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Just kind of end up eyeballing people.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: You will buy yourself without a phone.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just waiting for an order tune up
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: and this was, well, jeezuz like I feel like you've
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: got no trousers on without.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Somebody that good old newspaper comes back in to play.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: You just need your eyes to otherwise staring at him.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, there was actually a reporter in Napier who
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: got kicked out of a cafe this week. And I
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: think you might have just briefly mentioned it yesterday, but
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: it's now, you know, on in the New Zealand Herald
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: that you can read in the cafe this morning.
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: So he was.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: He ordered a coffee at his laptop and then after
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: an hour they went, hey, you been here long enough,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: it's time to if you're not going to buy anything
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: else time, they asked him to leave a polite way,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: in a polite way, and there was not. He was like,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: well other people wanting to use the table. They just
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: said it's got to as stage. So he's like, what
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I'll do is I'll write an article about you.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: I think it's happened to him multiple times. But also like, yeah,
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: because someone messaged him when I spoke about it yesterday
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: and called me a table hogger, and I was.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Me, you got you back up about that.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: It was not there is one other table everyone It
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: was empty otherwise, and I think that's the parameters right,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: as long as it's not full, as long as no
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: one else is trying to get a table, then he's fine.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: What a table hogger would say, basic table hogger behavior right.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: There, because you said, you say, maybe there's like a
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: half an hour and then you need to buy something else.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, keep it rolling every thirty minutes. You're going
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: to keep making transitions because I don't know, passionate about
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: it for three hours? You know, what's the longest you've
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: pushed it out for?
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Probably like good, yeah, hour and a half to two
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: hours a long times.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: My first one was almost two hours. But again there
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: was like no one in the restaurant. Fine, that kind
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: of feels like the thing, right, And I did buy breakfast.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: I used to own a cafe, so I was like, oh,
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: surely this is fine.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: What's the longest people would stay in yours?
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Well, often people weird wi fi, so people would come
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: and sit, like especially during the week, and it was
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: fine as long as there's not like people banging down
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: the doors trying to get a table.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you go. This is from the industry industry spokeswoman.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Another place is kick someone out after an hour. But
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: we used to work someone at a radio session. He
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: used to use the Wi fi at like a fast
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: food place and go across and buy like a ninety
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: ninety cent drink and just like work all night on
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: the Wi Fi, so.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: You know who that person.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: But also like a fast food joints, Got enough Funny.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Boys is one of the industry's premiere tight asses. But
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: you you even looked up to this and you're like,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: g he knew how to save a dollar.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: That's a sixy TEXI yeah, we're.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Looking back through the back catalog of a smart and
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: flirtiness that sits on our phones and our texts with
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: our partners.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised all of us managed to keep our clothes
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: on at home this level of content.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: To be honest, it's the polar opposite, but we do
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: try and saucy up our mundane text messages. Who wants
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: to kick things off today?
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Mine was a little bit sixy yesterday, but it did
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: involve another man. Okay, I'll read it in a sixy way.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: This is me to my husband. Trevenah is coming to
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: New Zealand, the comedian. Yeah, I love him, he said, Cool,
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: shall we go? I see both of us? He said,
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: unless you're lining up your third husband.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: South Africa.
• 38:21
  Speaker 12: I do.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Soft spot for the South Africa with Andrew.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I was meaning, you know, because we've got kids and stuff.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Do we need a babysitter? But he took it to
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: meaning like I don't want you there.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so now what are you going to do?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: You've got an option available. He's kind of gone, you
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: can go on your own.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: You as much as you know, I don't think anyone
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: loves Trevenour as much.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: As it sounds like it's a solo night.
• 38:45
  Speaker 11: What do you got?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Well, this is actually from last week.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: My allergies were flaring up, okay, and then, by a
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: chance nothing hotter than alergies, the symptoms were kicking off.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: A gym was at the mall, so she was near
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: a chemist.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: I said, my nose is running like a waterfall.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Can you please give me Auntie his to me?
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: She brings back About twenty minutes later, the lady that
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: chemist wants to know if you're coughing or have an
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: itchy rash? Said, I said, nobod, are you talking about
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: itchy rash? What did you say I had? She said,
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: he wants to know if you need courts. She wants
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: to know if you need quadreal. I said, fine, but
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: I still don't know where the rash comes into the conversation.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: But whatever I had killed my nose and still rash free.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Did you get the good stuff? I mean you got
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: for dreams stuff.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: No, I got the and I got andie estamine stuff. Yeah,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: not quadreal, just quick me for my sixty texis. Well,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: this could be a sixty taxi text from my wife
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: a couple of days ago says Hey, Bob, what time
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: are you coming home? And then she went sorry, that
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: was meant to read Bob. So I was like, oh
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: I did. It's this mysterious Bob. Bob obviously waiting for
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Bob to come home, so I'll never know. Maybe a SI.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: She takes it towards Bob