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- 0:02Speaker 1: I think I'm calling it a night. I think I'm
- 0:04Speaker 1: calling it a night. I found a place that feels
- 0:08Speaker 1: highly symbolic. I was like, food, take me to a
- 0:15Speaker 1: place with food. And the smart app said, here's three options.
- 0:29Speaker 1: You can't pronounce two of them. And then there's big banjos.
- 0:36Speaker 1: I said, listen, I love a banjo. I can't imagine
- 0:39Speaker 1: they got anything good there, though. I'll be honest. I
- 0:42Speaker 1: think I'm gonna have to go to the places I
- 0:45Speaker 1: can't pronounce. One of them's an hour away. One of
- 0:47Speaker 1: them's 27 minutes away. If you know anything about me
- 0:52Speaker 1: and the number 27, I'm currently working on making peace
- 0:55Speaker 1: with the number 7. 27. I'm working on it. So
- 1:00Speaker 1: I was like, okay, sign from God. This is where
- 1:03Speaker 1: I got to go. Last time I picked a place,
- 1:06Speaker 1: I got a sign from God. I said, ah, yes,
- 1:09Speaker 1: this is obviously the place. God said, very indirectly, God said,
- 1:15Speaker 1: this is the place. I said, yep. And what do
- 1:18Speaker 1: you know? I made a whole little family slash community there.
- 1:22Speaker 1: I met all these people. It was fabulous. So, who knows?
- 1:28Speaker 1: Who knows what we can expect at this new place.
- 1:32Speaker 1: We'll freaking see. We'll freaking see. I'm feeling like, feeling
- 1:36Speaker 1: like white Genghis. Just gotta go freaking find some more
- 1:41Speaker 1: communities to take part in. But not, not Genghis style, okay?
- 1:49Speaker 1: This is, this is, this is Gagra. This is Gagra
- 1:53Speaker 1: recording live. Ugh. And so I was remembering... I got
- 2:02Speaker 1: a bone to pick. Is anybody surprised? I got another
- 2:05Speaker 1: freaking bone to pick. I gotta get it off my
- 2:07Speaker 1: chest before I arrive at my destination. I have no
- 2:10Speaker 1: idea what state I'm even in. I don't think it matters. Okay,
- 2:14Speaker 1: so I have this memory where this lady at my college...
- 2:20Speaker 1: This is the kind of lady I don't want to
- 2:22Speaker 1: even say her first name because... She seems like she
- 2:27Speaker 1: comes from the kind of family that would definitely sue.
- 2:29Speaker 1: And there's just no way she would ever even find this.
- 2:35Speaker 1: And I still don't want to risk it. So let's
- 2:38Speaker 1: just call her Eloise. Um... And let's just say she
- 2:44Speaker 1: got some money. She got some money, okay? She's like
- 2:49Speaker 1: a New York City freaking trust fund baby. And... Um...
- 2:57Speaker 1: So how we met, we met because we were both
- 3:00Speaker 1: freshmen in the same dorm. She lived basically, like, downstairs
- 3:06Speaker 1: from me. And then eventually she got, like, a medical
- 3:11Speaker 1: single because this is what all the kookies do. They get, like,
- 3:13Speaker 1: a medical single. The baddies, the baddies, this is what
- 3:18Speaker 1: the baddies do, okay? The baddies get... A roommate, and
- 3:23Speaker 1: then they scare their roommate away. And then you get
- 3:25Speaker 1: a dingle. Okay? You get a double single. Single double.
- 3:29Speaker 1: Whatever you want to call it. And... That's what I had.
- 3:37Speaker 1: And then I was like... Foolishly, I was like, I'm lonely.
- 3:41Speaker 1: I want friends. I want friends. Idiot. Literal freaking idiot. Idiot. Ugh.
- 3:51Speaker 1: And I did. I got my friends and then I
- 3:53Speaker 1: lost them all. I gambled them all away. I organized
- 3:58Speaker 1: the Montreal trip. I said, baby girls, we're going. And
- 4:03Speaker 1: then I said, actually, I don't want to hang out
- 4:05Speaker 1: with y'all. I don't want to hang out with y'all.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Y'all ain't right. And like, listen, the roommate I had,
- 4:14Speaker 1: this is totally a distraction. She did... She taught me
- 4:22Speaker 1: one thing. She taught me one thing. She's like, if you... Essentially,
- 4:27Speaker 1: she taught me if you want something from a guy,
- 4:29Speaker 1: all you gotta do is ask. And this is not
- 4:32Speaker 1: always true, but... There's a couple things that are pretty
- 4:35Speaker 1: easy to procure from dudes. And I was, like, all timid.
- 4:39Speaker 1: Because I, like, had a crush on this, like, senior guy.
- 4:43Speaker 1: And ultimately, she fucking snatched my phone out of my
- 4:46Speaker 1: hand and she texted it for me. And then it happened.
- 4:48Speaker 1: It literally happened like that. And I was like, damn, okay. Okay.
- 4:51Speaker 1: Didn't realize I had access to this, but okay. Because
- 4:55Speaker 1: I was just going back and forth. I was just like, oh,
- 4:57Speaker 1: I want it, I want it, I want it. And
- 4:59Speaker 1: then I was like, I can't, I can't, I can't.
- 5:04Speaker 1: And then she snatched my phone and she did that
- 5:06Speaker 1: shit for me. And so shout out her. I'm pretty
- 5:08Speaker 1: sure she doesn't need a shout out. I'm pretty sure
- 5:10Speaker 1: she's also a fucking trust fund baby. It would seem.
- 5:16Speaker 1: So shout out trust fund babies, question mark.
- 5:19Speaker 2: In half a mile, turn left onto Mississippi, 454 West.
- 5:22Speaker 2: I can do that.
- 5:23Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you, Gemini. I can definitely do that.
- 5:28Speaker 1: So the other girl, I... Dude, what the heck? Another Harlow's?
- 5:38Speaker 2: Turn left onto Mississippi, 454 West.
- 5:40Speaker 1: This is probably the same one. The freaking Harlow's Casino
- 5:44Speaker 1: Resort and Spa. They want me so bad. Oh, fuck,
- 5:48Speaker 1: I missed the turn. How did I do that? Oh, boy.
- 5:51Speaker 1: I got distracted by Jack Harlow! Ugh! Ugh! I just,
- 5:57Speaker 1: I need him. I need him in a way that
- 6:01Speaker 1: feminists are mad about. Okay. I just think his voice.
- 6:10Speaker 2: Is kind of sexy. Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
- 6:16Speaker 1: ASMR. I was just talking to my friend. She was like,
- 6:24Speaker 1: I can sell you my podcast mic. I was like,
- 6:25Speaker 1: I don't think I need it. I don't think I
- 6:27Speaker 1: want it. Is that going to help? Is this going
- 6:31Speaker 1: to help my freaking assets? It might. I don't know.
- 6:36Speaker 1: And I don't really care. And then it just seemed
- 6:40Speaker 1: kind of expensive. I was like. If I can't blow up.
- 6:45Speaker 1: With my own means. I don't want it. Straight up.
- 6:51Speaker 1: If I have to buy something. I don't want it. Anywho.
- 6:56Speaker 1: So this other girl. This is my main bone to
- 6:59Speaker 1: pick with her. So she's like. Graphically describing. A sexual
- 7:04Speaker 1: encounter to me. And. shit was not sounding good. Okay.
- 7:09Speaker 1: And she was kind of, it was like a weird
- 7:12Speaker 1: sort of situation. She was like, cause she was asking me,
- 7:17Speaker 1: she's like, is this normal? And in my experience, what
- 7:23Speaker 1: she was describing was not normal. Like I didn't have
- 7:27Speaker 1: that kind of experience ever. And it wasn't anything bad.
- 7:31Speaker 1: It was just, it sounded like a very mediocre experience and,
- 7:36Speaker 1: And it was like a little horrifying to me. And
- 7:39Speaker 1: I definitely had like a look of horror on my
- 7:42Speaker 1: face as she's describing it. And she was like, why
- 7:45Speaker 1: are you looking at me like that? And I was like, well,
- 7:48Speaker 1: you're giving me all these details and I'm just picturing it.
- 7:50Speaker 1: And I'm just, I'm not liking what I'm seeing in
- 7:53Speaker 1: my mind. And she like tweaked out. She literally tweaked out.
- 8:00Speaker 1: She was like, don't picture me naked in your mind.
- 8:03Speaker 1: Don't picture me. I'm like, you're describing sex to me.
- 8:06Speaker 1: in vivid detail. It's like, I don't, I'm really picturing
- 8:11Speaker 1: more of him. And also you're kind of there. I
- 8:15Speaker 1: was like, what? Don't picture, don't picture you naked in
- 8:20Speaker 1: my mind. You're describing, you're describing sex to me. What
- 8:24Speaker 1: the heck? What the literal heck? And this, this girl, dude,
- 8:30Speaker 1: she freaking blamed me. She blamed me. When she decided
- 8:35Speaker 1: to drop out, she was like... She wrote a freaking manifesto.
- 8:40Speaker 1: She wrote a freaking manifesto, dude. And this is... And listen,
- 8:45Speaker 1: I've written a lot of manifestos in my time. So, like,
- 8:47Speaker 1: I know... I know why one would write a manifesto, okay? And... Fundamentally, like...
- 9:05Speaker 1: It was a little kooky to me. Okay, so she
- 9:07Speaker 1: asked me a question. She asked me a direct question.
- 9:14Speaker 1: And she could probably sense that something was off. And
- 9:16Speaker 1: I was kind of avoiding saying it because it was
- 9:19Speaker 1: kind of rude. Is my understanding is it was kind
- 9:22Speaker 1: of rude to be saying this to someone. And I
- 9:25Speaker 1: was trying to be civil. God forbid I try to
- 9:28Speaker 1: be civil. I'm no longer being civil and now people
- 9:30Speaker 1: are mad about that. Okay, okay. Okay, I'm done being civil,
- 9:36Speaker 1: I think. I mean, I'll be civil if someone else
- 9:38Speaker 1: is civil. I think I'm reciprocating and I'm matching energy.
- 9:42Speaker 1: This is my era. I'm in my era of reciprocating
- 9:45Speaker 1: and matching energy. And if you're being charming and wonderful
- 9:48Speaker 1: and sweet and civil, then yeah, I'll do that. And
- 9:51Speaker 1: if you're being a fucking little cock, then we got
- 9:54Speaker 1: two cocks on our hands, brother. I don't know what
- 9:56Speaker 1: to tell you. So she asked... me a question. Okay,
- 10:01Speaker 1: so we watched a movie with some upperclassmen.
- 10:07Speaker 2: In 600 feet, continue straight onto Mississippi 182.
- 10:09Speaker 1: Thank you, girl.
- 10:10Speaker 2: Continue straight onto Mississippi 182.
- 10:12Speaker 1: Okay, doing it. Thank you.
- 10:16Speaker 2: In a quarter mile, turn left onto the ramp to
- 10:19Speaker 2: US 278.
- 10:20Speaker 1: I gotta have the volume on or else I'd just
- 10:22Speaker 1: be missing my turns. I'd just straight up be missing
- 10:24Speaker 1: my turns. And so....
- 10:36Speaker 2: Turn left onto the ramp to US 278.
- 10:38Speaker 1: Thank you. We were watching a movie with some upperclassmen ladies, okay?
- 10:46Speaker 1: And this bitch was being way too much in the
- 10:50Speaker 1: freaking peanut gallery, okay? She's, like, reacting to everything. And, like,
- 10:56Speaker 1: getting angry. Like, it was a kind of.
- 10:58Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Thank you.
- 11:02Speaker 1: It was a kind of political documentary, let's say, that
- 11:06Speaker 1: we were watching. And it's like she's, like, getting heated.
- 11:11Speaker 1: you know, and it's like, okay, we're trying to watch
- 11:14Speaker 1: the goddamn film, like, why are you talking over it, like,
- 11:18Speaker 1: we don't need your commentary, we, we, we are seeing
- 11:20Speaker 1: what's on the screen, like, and yeah, it is fucked up,
- 11:23Speaker 1: but it's like, why are we, what's going on, and
- 11:27Speaker 1: at the end, you know, I, I was being off-putting,
- 11:32Speaker 1: I was being off-putting in the dorm room, because I
- 11:34Speaker 1: was like, I just want to hang out with my
- 11:36Speaker 1: upperclassmen friends, I feel weird, like, Because, you know, me
- 11:41Speaker 1: and the Everclassmen, I feel like we were looking at
- 11:42Speaker 1: each other like, oh my god, is she ever going
- 11:44Speaker 1: to shut the fuck up? And, um... Fundamentally... No, she didn't.
- 11:54Speaker 1: She did it the entire movie. And it's like, we're, like,
- 11:56Speaker 1: missing the film. We're literally missing the film because she's, like,
- 11:59Speaker 1: yapping over the film. With, like, commentary that's, like, not helpful. Like,
- 12:05Speaker 1: it's just her, like, having a very big emotional reaction... And, like,
- 12:12Speaker 1: it would be one thing. I understand gasping in the
- 12:16Speaker 1: peanut gallery. I definitely understand gasping and shrieking and laughing. And,
- 12:21Speaker 1: you know, I understand, like, bodily release to express emotion.
- 12:29Speaker 1: I don't understand, like, why are you verbally expressing a
- 12:33Speaker 1: manifesto over the film? Like, save it for after the film.
- 12:37Speaker 1: Maybe go home and write about it. Or let's talk
- 12:39Speaker 1: about it after. Like, but... If we're watching a film,
- 12:41Speaker 1: we're watching a film. And gasping is okay. Gasping, laughing,
- 12:47Speaker 1: expressing emotion like that I think is okay. Pausing the movie,
- 12:52Speaker 1: if you're to be trusted with the gosh darn remote,
- 12:56Speaker 1: pausing the movie and saying, actually, I need to get
- 12:58Speaker 1: something off my chest about what we just saw. Rewinding
- 13:02Speaker 1: the movie. This is fine. My friend I was staying with,
- 13:05Speaker 1: I actually really love this about her. If she missed something,
- 13:08Speaker 1: She would ask me, what did they say? I'd say,
- 13:11Speaker 1: I don't know. The captions weren't on. I can't freaking
- 13:14Speaker 1: understand any of this. And we'd go back. We'd go
- 13:18Speaker 1: back a couple seconds and re-watch it. And for the
- 13:20Speaker 1: most part, I don't really care about TV all that much.
- 13:25Speaker 1: I sort of struggle to pay attention. And I just
- 13:30Speaker 1: would rather be not watching TV in most instances. Unless it's, like,
- 13:35Speaker 1: Bridgerton or, like, Workin' Ma. Unless it's, like, girly popcorn and,
- 13:40Speaker 1: you know, there's some, like... There's some erotic stuff and
- 13:43Speaker 1: there's some, like, comedy. And there's, like... Unless it's appealing
- 13:46Speaker 1: to me in every single way, I don't want it.
- 13:50Speaker 1: And so, me and the upperclassmen, we're just exhausted. I mean,
- 13:53Speaker 1: we're just truly exhausted by the end of this film. Like,
- 13:56Speaker 1: this lady... You know, and I think we did try
- 14:01Speaker 1: to tell her. And she just... And then she would
- 14:04Speaker 1: be like, oh, okay, got it, got it, got it.
- 14:06Speaker 1: And then she'd just keep doing it. And it's like, oh,
- 14:08Speaker 1: my freaking God, lady. And this is the problem when
- 14:11Speaker 1: you grow up, like, stupid rich. Super rich kids with
- 14:15Speaker 1: nothing but loose ends. Super rich kids with nothing but
- 14:20Speaker 1: fake friends. Anyways. I met a guy named Frank near
- 14:28Speaker 1: the ocean the other day. He bought me some beers.
- 14:35Speaker 1: He bought me and the crew some beers, okay? And
- 14:39Speaker 1: I was rocking with him. I ate his coleslaw. He
- 14:41Speaker 1: was not eating his coleslaw. I was like, brother, can
- 14:43Speaker 1: I have the coleslaw? This is all I want. He
- 14:46Speaker 1: was like, yeah, have the rest. I was like, I
- 14:48Speaker 1: don't want the rest of this shit. I just want
- 14:49Speaker 1: the coleslaw. I think I already told that story. It
- 14:53Speaker 1: doesn't fucking matter. Shout out Frank. Bro is... highly skilled
- 15:02Speaker 1: at a lot of things it would seem and so
- 15:06Speaker 1: so then after this whole movie debacle she hits me
- 15:09Speaker 1: up and she's like she's like I need you she's
- 15:15Speaker 1: like I want you to be I need I don't
- 15:16Speaker 1: know she probably said need because this is what these
- 15:18Speaker 1: types do and they're like oh I need it we
- 15:22Speaker 1: have so many needs guys like I'm about to freak
- 15:27Speaker 1: out I'm literally about to freak out It's like, I
- 15:31Speaker 1: need you to be honest with me. And she was like,
- 15:33Speaker 1: do you enjoy hanging out with me? And I told her, honestly,
- 15:37Speaker 1: I was like, one-on-one, I like hanging out with you.
- 15:43Speaker 1: I just realized yesterday, when we were trying to watch
- 15:45Speaker 1: a film and you wouldn't shut up, that I actually
- 15:49Speaker 1: don't like hanging out with you in a group. Particularly, like,
- 15:51Speaker 1: with the upperclassmen. Like, I kind of feel like you're
- 15:53Speaker 1: making me look bad. Like, I was very transparent, I'm
- 15:56Speaker 1: pretty sure. And then she... She's hurt by this.
- 15:59Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Oh my god. You asked for my opinion. You literally
- 16:05Speaker 1: asked for my opinion. Oh, Brielle. What is Brielle saying?
- 16:08Speaker 1: If you're driving, you can call. Girlie Pop, I'm busy.
- 16:12Speaker 1: I love you so much, girl. My cheesy friend. My
- 16:17Speaker 1: favorite kind of cheese. That might not be true, but
- 16:20Speaker 1: it might. It might, girl. Um, my dad loved this girl.
- 16:32Speaker 1: And that's how I know that, like, I should rock
- 16:36Speaker 1: with her forever. I just left work. Okay, girl. Good
- 16:43Speaker 1: on you. Um, so, uh, that's all I know. That's
- 16:52Speaker 1: all I know. Um... So I was just honest. She
- 16:58Speaker 1: asked my opinion and I was honest. And... Then she was, like, hurt.
- 17:03Speaker 1: And I didn't even say... I literally said I like
- 17:05Speaker 1: hanging out with you one-on-one. I literally said that. I
- 17:09Speaker 1: was just like, girl, I don't know about bringing you
- 17:12Speaker 1: around my cool upperclassmen friends because, like, you're kind of
- 17:15Speaker 1: killing the vibe and you're not listening very good. And, like,
- 17:19Speaker 1: you kind of can't hang. Um... And then she wrote
- 17:26Speaker 1: a manifesto and she dropped out. And I wish I
- 17:29Speaker 1: had the receipts. I would do anything for these receipts.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Because I'm reading it. And I'm laughing. Like, I'm dying laughing.
- 17:38Speaker 1: Because she's just, like, tweaking out on Snapchat. She's literally
- 17:43Speaker 1: tweaking out on Snapchat. And I'm like, girl, this... And
- 17:49Speaker 1: she's straight up saying, she's like, I have to drop
- 17:52Speaker 1: out because this freaking bitch is being mean to me.
- 17:55Speaker 1: It's like, you asked my opinion and I gave you
- 17:57Speaker 1: my opinion. And so, make it make sense. What's so
- 18:05Speaker 1: wrong with that? Does anybody freaking know? I don't know.
- 18:08Speaker 1: I didn't realize something was wrong with that. Ugh. There
- 18:14Speaker 1: is nothing wrong with that. That's the thing. And unfortunately,
- 18:17Speaker 1: I think more things like this continue to happen where
- 18:20Speaker 1: people kept, like, coming to me, like, don't get me wrong,
- 18:23Speaker 1: it's probably because I wasn't saying things unprompted. Like, I
- 18:30Speaker 1: wanted to be civil. A lot of my culture has
- 18:34Speaker 1: to do with the Civil War, okay? And, uh, um,
- 18:38Speaker 1: so I was trying to be civil. And, um, Oh,
- 18:44Speaker 1: that reminds me. There's this Civil War park near my home.
- 18:50Speaker 1: It's like biking distance from my home. I will say
- 18:52Speaker 1: I did bike there recently, and I did pop my
- 18:54Speaker 1: bike tire, so that was not ideal. And so maybe
- 18:57Speaker 1: I shouldn't be doing all that. Eudora. Eudora. To the left?
- 19:04Speaker 1: We got the water to the right. Ooh, that's beautiful.
- 19:09Speaker 1: Lake Village. Okay. We love a lake. We literally love
- 19:13Speaker 1: a lake. Okay, this town is looking very promising. They
- 19:17Speaker 1: got a beautiful lake slash river here. We got Eudora
- 19:22Speaker 1: to the left. I don't know what it means. I
- 19:28Speaker 1: might have to look up the etymology later. Dora, Dora,
- 19:32Speaker 1: Dora the Explorer. Okay, I'm obsessed with this part of
- 19:38Speaker 1: the country. I didn't realize how amazing it was here. Because, like, yeah,
- 19:43Speaker 1: some freaking racists I know will be like, Mississippi is
- 19:47Speaker 1: not good. They'll be like, Mississippi is extremely dangerous. do
- 19:50Speaker 1: not go to Mississippi I'm pretty sure I'm in Mississippi
- 19:52Speaker 1: and this is looking beautiful nobody has bothered me yet
- 19:57Speaker 1: what are y'all talking about this is like extremely peaceful
- 19:59Speaker 1: it looks like Maine it literally looks like Maine and
- 20:01Speaker 1: I bet the food prices are gonna be a lot
- 20:03Speaker 1: cheaper than Maine dude a lot cheaper this is It's
- 20:09Speaker 1: just beautiful. Okay, let me roll the window down and
- 20:11Speaker 1: see how it smells. It doesn't smell. It doesn't smell.
- 20:20Speaker 1: I think, I think... See, and I was talking to
- 20:22Speaker 1: these people. I was talking to these freaking whites, dude.
- 20:26Speaker 1: And they were like, oh, the water here is like
- 20:29Speaker 1: super unsafe. So you can't swim here. You can't drink
- 20:33Speaker 1: the water. And don't get me wrong, I'm not trying
- 20:35Speaker 1: to like drink the water out of the lake. That's crazy, but...
- 20:39Speaker 1: They were like, you can't drink the water out of
- 20:40Speaker 1: the tap. I don't know if this is true. I've
- 20:44Speaker 1: been following orders, okay? I was like, fine, if you
- 20:46Speaker 1: got a filter, I'll drink the filtered water. That's fine.
- 20:49Speaker 1: No worries. No worries, big dog. If you got a filter,
- 20:54Speaker 1: I'm drinking out the filter. And don't get me wrong,
- 20:55Speaker 1: I was told the same thing. Wait, what? This is Arkansas? What?
- 21:02Speaker 1: Arkansas rest area? Oh, shit. Okay, I've just entered Arkansas.
- 21:11Speaker 1: Let's go. Okay, woo pig suey, baby. Yeah, okay. I
- 21:17Speaker 1: didn't even know that gas prices are looking not so great.
- 21:21Speaker 1: It's looking okay. It's not that bad. I've seen worse.
- 21:25Speaker 1: But oh boy. Oh boy. I was praying. I was
- 21:27Speaker 1: praying every night for lower gas prices. rabbit hole wait
- 21:32Speaker 1: okay i remember this i remember this i saw the
- 21:34Speaker 1: rabbit hole store and i was like okay chico we
- 21:39Speaker 1: got the chico coffee okay okay this is all making
- 21:43Speaker 1: sense i remember this road now i was having highly
- 21:47Speaker 1: symbolic messages coming to me on this road last time
- 21:52Speaker 1: no idea what it's called okay it says two seven
- 21:55Speaker 1: eight all righty Yeah, so I don't know. I was
- 22:02Speaker 1: just picking some bones. I got four minutes to get
- 22:04Speaker 1: to this place. I'm kind of glad because I took
- 22:07Speaker 1: a detour to go to this restaurant. Now I'm back
- 22:09Speaker 1: on the road that I actually recognize. I wonder what
- 22:14Speaker 1: part of Arkansas I'm at. Like what is this Lake Village? OK,
- 22:19Speaker 1: it must be Lake Village. It's looking very beautiful. OK,
- 22:27Speaker 1: we got a hospital. Perfect. feeling very safe i guess
- 22:31Speaker 1: i don't know what that is wound clinic see this
- 22:41Speaker 1: this is just way too symbolic it's just way too
- 22:44Speaker 1: symbolic how do i forget how do i forget y'all
- 22:48Speaker 1: i want to forget oh we got gun and pawn
- 22:50Speaker 1: i really i gotta hit up my grandpa somebody remind
- 22:53Speaker 1: me i gotta hit up my grandpa i think i
- 22:55Speaker 1: think i want to shoot guns with him My grandpa's
- 22:59Speaker 1: gotta have a spot for shooting guns. I don't know,
- 23:03Speaker 1: he might be, like, retired from that lifestyle, though. I
- 23:06Speaker 1: need a friend to shoot guns with. I need a
- 23:08Speaker 1: friend who has, like, a gun-shooting hill in their backyard.
- 23:12Speaker 1: Because there's, like, all sorts of rules pertaining to shooting guns. Like,
- 23:15Speaker 1: you're not supposed to just go into the woods and
- 23:16Speaker 1: do it. Like, you're supposed to have, like... According to
- 23:21Speaker 1: some frickin' guy that I just trusted blindly, so maybe not.
- 23:26Speaker 1: My understanding is you can't die if you do it wrong.
- 23:29Speaker 1: But it's, like, all you gotta do is stay behind
- 23:31Speaker 1: the gun, is my understanding. And, like, look out for someone. And, like,
- 23:37Speaker 1: if I'm on someone's property, like, if I'm on someone's
- 23:40Speaker 1: private property, then if, like... In 600 feet, La Terraza
- 23:44Speaker 1: Mexican Restaurant will be on the left. Oh, beautiful.
- 23:47Speaker 2: Okay. La Terraza Mexican Restaurant is on the left.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Thank you. Bye. La Terraza. Okay, I actually remember seeing
- 23:58Speaker 1: this on the way. The colors really appealed to me. Oh,
- 24:02Speaker 1: we got a sports bar. Yay. I'm done with this shit.
- 24:06Speaker 1: I'm literally done with this shit. La Terraza. I bet
- 24:12Speaker 1: it means something to do with Earth. Or... Like, La Terre.
- 24:21Speaker 1: Let's look it up. Let's freaking look it up. Oh,
- 24:38Speaker 1: the terrace. What's a terrace? Unfortunately, I don't know. Colonnades? Okay,
- 24:55Speaker 1: a patio. Okay. Does that mean they have a patio? Ooh. Okay,
- 25:02Speaker 1: I'm seeing some ziggurat-like images. That's very cool. Okay, so
- 25:06Speaker 1: I'm imagining they have kind of something out back. We're
- 25:10Speaker 1: going to freaking see. I got to pee so bad.
- 25:13Speaker 1: I literally got to pee so bad. Oh, it was
- 25:18Speaker 1: so funny. My friend. Oh, I think I already told
- 25:21Speaker 1: the story. Anyways, okay, bye.