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Hour 3 - Purple Haze · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka. It's our numb bear three, our number three,
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  Speaker 1: ready to go. And here in hour number three, we
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  Speaker 1: start out in Minnesota. It's very rare that the Sunday
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  Speaker 1: night game ends up in our number three. That's how
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  Speaker 1: bad a game it was. Minnesota did not score an
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  Speaker 1: offensive touchdown. How should Viking fans feel about JJ McCarthy
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  Speaker 1: two starts into his career. We'll take a look at
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  Speaker 1: the scorecard. Also in the NFC North we go to
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  Speaker 1: that Lions Bears game. Was Lions coach Dan Campbell running
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  Speaker 1: up the score on the Bears Ben Johnson. We'll talk
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  Speaker 1: about that, and how big a body blow body blow
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  Speaker 1: is this for the rookie coach Ben Johnson's Bears losing
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  Speaker 1: back to back games against divisional opponents to start the year.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of those things and more. Right
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  Speaker 1: now here it is our number three playing in a
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  Speaker 1: lead this hour from the Purple Haes. Not normally if
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  Speaker 1: you listen to the show during the football season, almost
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  Speaker 1: always do. We start the Sunday in the Monday overnight
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  Speaker 1: broadcast with a breakdown, a deep dive on the Sunday
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  Speaker 1: night game on NBC that is supposed to be the
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  Speaker 1: showcase game. For some reason, they put the Vikings and
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  Speaker 1: the Atlanta Falcons on that game and it left a
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  Speaker 1: lot to be desired. It's not a very entertaining game.
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  Speaker 1: It was rather dull than boring. So we've waited here
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  Speaker 1: to our three to break it down. If you didn't
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  Speaker 1: see the game, consider yourself lucky you did not partake
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  Speaker 1: in that. And it was a l stinko on Sunday night.
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  Speaker 1: Football did not did not excite. It did live up
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  Speaker 1: to the height. We did not have high expectations in
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  Speaker 1: the game lived up to our expectations. But John Robinson
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  Speaker 1: got her done. He ran twenty two times for one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and forty three yards. I'm told that's good. And
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  Speaker 1: someone named Parker Romo, which sounds like a made up
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  Speaker 1: name that you'd put into a video game or a
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  Speaker 1: golfer on the PGA Tour. Parker Romo made not one,
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  Speaker 1: not two, not three, not four, five field goals five fields,
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  Speaker 1: did not miss any in his Atlanta Falcon debut as
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  Speaker 1: the previous Falcon kicker on Timeout and Atlanta able to
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  Speaker 1: discombobulate JJ McCarthy. He was sacked not once, not twice,
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  Speaker 1: not three times, not four, not five, how about six
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  Speaker 1: times McCarthy was sacked. He had three turnovers and a
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  Speaker 1: partridge in a pear tree. As the lowly Atlanta Falcon
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  Speaker 1: strolled in to Minnesota and walked out like a rooster
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  Speaker 1: with their chest up in the air everywhere, and they
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  Speaker 1: win twenty two to six on Sunday Night football. That's
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  Speaker 1: the story, though, the story better source than the losing
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  Speaker 1: locker room. So the Minnesota offense crossed midfield how many times?
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  Speaker 1: Three times? Three times? They only got into the red
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  Speaker 1: zone one time against the Atlanta fing Falcons. That's how
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  Speaker 1: that went down. Holy crap, all right, so let us discuss.
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  Speaker 1: Now I read all these glowing stories y'all told me,
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  Speaker 1: Oh man JJ McCarthy, Ah, he's so great. Oh God,
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  Speaker 1: he give him a manny and a petty. So let's
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  Speaker 1: discuss the question. How should Viking fans be feeling about
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  Speaker 1: JJ McCarthy right about now, the prodigy quarterback of the
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  Speaker 1: Minnesota football team. So I've got wings, I hop and
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  Speaker 1: substitute teacher, and we'll combine all these things together. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna put him in a pot and make some gulash
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  Speaker 1: is what we're gonna make, and then we'll have some
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  Speaker 1: Baba ganoosh. We'll start with the gulash and then we'll
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  Speaker 1: have the Baba gnoosh. So first of all, I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you how if you're a real Viking fan and not
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  Speaker 1: a fanboy, a real Viking fan, you should be suffering
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  Speaker 1: at this point from dizzyness, lightheadedness, nausea, and possibly vomiting,
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  Speaker 1: possibly vomiting watching that particular performance there. You need a
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  Speaker 1: dramamine because what man that was watching him try to
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  Speaker 1: play quarterback? I say, try try to run the offense.
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  Speaker 1: And I got no skin in the game. I did.
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  Speaker 1: I have a bet? Yeah, I had Atlanta, So I
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  Speaker 1: got that right. I didn't believe that McCarthy would play
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  Speaker 1: that well. I didn't think he play that bad. I
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  Speaker 1: thought to be somewhere in the middle. He was worse
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  Speaker 1: than I imagine. So we're two games in, We're two games
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  Speaker 1: into the career of JJ McCarthy, who had a red
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  Speaker 1: shirt year. Remember that red shirt year for JJ McCarthy.
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  Speaker 1: So he's played two full games and it's already been
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  Speaker 1: a carnival ride with a shady carnee that does not
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  Speaker 1: tighten the lug nuts and the bolts and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So you know what ends up happening when you don't
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  Speaker 1: do that. And so he's played eight quarters of football
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  Speaker 1: and he said, as he's been bad in one two three, four, five, six, seven.
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  Speaker 1: He's been really really good in one so one really
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  Speaker 1: really good. Seven L stinko, L stinkle. That's the resume.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. That's the resume right there. Seven bad quarters
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  Speaker 1: of football, one good quarter of football, and he apprenticed.
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  Speaker 1: This is the thing that kills me about this. I
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  Speaker 1: have this about every year. We have this battle sit, rest, play, learn.
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  Speaker 1: These quarterbactually drafted every year there's three or four quarterbacks
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  Speaker 1: in the first round, and the arm sage, should you
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  Speaker 1: play him right away? No, no, you can't play him
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  Speaker 1: right away. You gotta wrest him. A home sat behind
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  Speaker 1: Alex Smith in Kansas, say, look how good he is.
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  Speaker 1: You know, got to sit him down, rest him up
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. He'll be great. And I said, well, well,
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  Speaker 1: Daniel Jones sat behind Eli Manning he sucks. Well no, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is different, though. You got to do you rest them,
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  Speaker 1: they'll be better. So McCarthy, now, it was not by design.
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  Speaker 1: It was because he got hurt. But he sat out
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  Speaker 1: all of his what would have been his rookie season.
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  Speaker 1: He was an apprentice. He sat in the team meetings,
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  Speaker 1: he in theory, was coached up mentally. And this is
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  Speaker 1: what you got right, all that extra time, all that
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  Speaker 1: extra time, and it does not look like he knows
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  Speaker 1: what he's doing. It looks like he's a guy that
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  Speaker 1: should have maybe been drafted, or not even drafted, signed
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  Speaker 1: as a free agent. He's that bad undrafted free agent.
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  Speaker 1: Less than two hundred yards of offense against the Atlanta Falcons.
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  Speaker 1: The Atlanta effing Falcons held you to less than two
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  Speaker 1: hundred yards of offense. Not the nineteen eighty five Chicago Bears,
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  Speaker 1: not the monsters of the Midway, the dirty birds, the
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  Speaker 1: dirty birds who the Falcons? Two interceptions, two, one fumble,
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  Speaker 1: and your offense did not even sniff the end zone.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't you get the red zone one time? That's it.
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  Speaker 1: Not one touchdown, not one touchdown on a team that
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  Speaker 1: is supposedly lacked a stack that should say stacked with playmakers.
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  Speaker 1: And it's it's offensive malpractice, is what it is. It's
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  Speaker 1: not all bad, though, because there is a positive. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna famey and you guys in minnesot Eke and all
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  Speaker 1: you and the rest of you. There is something positive
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  Speaker 1: here that I will throw out because I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: Benny bright Side here. I did write on my scorecard
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  Speaker 1: that JJ McCarthy earned his wings now, not chicken wings,
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  Speaker 1: the little souvenir wings that you get, the little souvenir
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  Speaker 1: wings you get when you fly the vomit comment. They
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  Speaker 1: give you those when you get on the plane. They say,
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  Speaker 1: here you go, little souvenir, little little wings. Congratulations little JJ.
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  Speaker 1: You have to wear the rings, and he wore them.
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  Speaker 1: He wrote the vomit comment. One hundred and fifty eight
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  Speaker 1: passing yards. One hundred and fifty. That's a throwback to
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  Speaker 1: like the nineteen early eighties or the nineteen seventies, is
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  Speaker 1: what that is. But wait, thirty one percent of those yards,
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  Speaker 1: fifty of the one hundred and fifty eight yards came
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  Speaker 1: on one play, a broken play in the second quarter
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  Speaker 1: to Justin Jefferson. So essentially you take that away basically
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  Speaker 1: what you're dealing with without Jefferson on that one broken
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  Speaker 1: coverage by the Atlanta Falcons, McCarthy is essentially the guy
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  Speaker 1: at the county fair. He's throwing the football through a
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  Speaker 1: tire for a for a free teddy bear. Then he
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  Speaker 1: couldn't win. The teddy bear was not good. Here's the
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  Speaker 1: head coach of the Minnesote the Minnesota Vikings, here commenting
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  Speaker 1: on the situation Kevin O'Connell talking about the youth of
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  Speaker 1: his quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: Take a listen, this is going to be a process
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  Speaker 2: for our team, and our young quarterback's gonna, you know,
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  Speaker 2: make some plays. He's gonna, you know, make some unbelievable throws,
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  Speaker 2: which is a couple a couple of those stores there
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  Speaker 2: that got us down to the two I thought were
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  Speaker 2: big time plays. And then other times he's gonna, you know,
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  Speaker 2: have an attempt and just miss something a little long,
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  Speaker 2: and you know, we'll go back.
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  Speaker 1: And try to fix it.
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  Speaker 2: But sometimes the fundamentals are gonna be right, the technique
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  Speaker 2: you're going to be right, and he's just he's learning
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  Speaker 2: on the fly right now. And there's the way you
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  Speaker 2: overcome that is by the full groups execution level being
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  Speaker 2: to a certain standard that we can go try to
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  Speaker 2: compete and win with.
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  Speaker 1: So he's going to try to blame other players because
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  Speaker 1: his quarterback is drowning, absolutely drowning. JJ McCarthy and yeah, again,
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  Speaker 1: the guy had a year, a year where he sat around,
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  Speaker 1: went to meetings, got coached up by the Vikings, and
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  Speaker 1: this is what you got, this seven embarrassing quarters where
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  Speaker 1: he was so bad in those seven of the eight quarters.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that he'd get a job in the
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  Speaker 1: Canadian football Ye, he's that bad. Here's McCarthy himself, JJ,
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  Speaker 1: you sucked right, Tell me how much you sucked. JJ.
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  Speaker 1: McCarthy got a lot to do and I got a
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  Speaker 1: lot to do personally.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there's a lot of things about this game
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  Speaker 3: that you know show up and you know, it's awesome
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  Speaker 3: to be part of such a great group where I
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  Speaker 3: know we're going to grow together.
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  Speaker 1: I know we're going to look together.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of love.
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  Speaker 3: In that locker room.
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  Speaker 1: Bah.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what it comes down to. You know, this
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  Speaker 3: is a long season, you know, not really for me.
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  Speaker 3: This is a freaking journey and I believe them wholeheartedly.
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  Speaker 3: So it's just about getting it back to the drawing
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  Speaker 3: board and working on just getting better at the little
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  Speaker 3: things and executing the simple things better.
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  Speaker 1: So that was just filler. That was useless, kind of
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  Speaker 1: like JJ McCarthy playing quarterback right now for the Vikings,
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  Speaker 1: completely useless. So ah, yeah, it's a long, long season, long, long, long,
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  Speaker 1: long season. So if you do the math on this,
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  Speaker 1: the Vikings have already played over ten percent of their
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  Speaker 1: season has already gone two games. It's eleven percent of
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  Speaker 1: an NFL season. And back to McCarthy being in the
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  Speaker 1: adult rooms here because I you know, it's not my style.
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  Speaker 1: The dogpile on just how pathetic he was. You've got
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  Speaker 1: this alleged wonderkin quarterback JJ McCarthy, who the way he's
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  Speaker 1: playing right now, You're like, well, maybe we should have
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  Speaker 1: him throw peanuts in the upper deck of the stadium there,
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  Speaker 1: But then he might miss people, and then that would
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  Speaker 1: injure someone. They might lose an eyeball. If McCarthy was
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  Speaker 1: a meal, he would be airline chicken, dry, bland and
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  Speaker 1: not very satisfying. It's just a little piece of chicken.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a size of a nugget. But they say
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  Speaker 1: it's more than a nugget, but it's not. And again
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  Speaker 1: I keep going back. I know it's me. I understand that,
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  Speaker 1: but he's all he's a rookie. Give him a brike.
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  Speaker 1: He's a rookie. Okay, again, he was the apprentice. He
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  Speaker 1: was supposed to learn, supposed to be ready, hit the
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  Speaker 1: ground running, all that stuff, and Minnesota prepared him and
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  Speaker 1: the long loyal, beaten and broken Viking fans tortured Viking
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  Speaker 1: fans watching JAJ McCarthy. You don't deserve this. It'll get better,
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  Speaker 1: it's no guarantee it's gonna get better. And we have
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  Speaker 1: to do the show right now, and we have to
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  Speaker 1: react in real time. And this is the show that
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing right now based on what I have seen,
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  Speaker 1: not on projections, not on that, just based on what
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  Speaker 1: I have seen. McCarthy. The first two weeks looked like
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  Speaker 1: the wrong JJ. It looked like the wrong JJ out
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  Speaker 1: there the Vikings drafted the Dollar Tree version of JJ. McCarthy. Now,
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  Speaker 1: moving away from that game, and now we head to
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  Speaker 1: Motown where the Chicago Bears were roadkilled. Normally you don't
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  Speaker 1: see bears as roadkill. I don't usually see that. You
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  Speaker 1: see like bunny rabbits and squirrels as roadkill, and maybe
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  Speaker 1: a deer. You don't normally see bear as a roadkill.
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  Speaker 1: But there they were. It was so bad. How bad
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  Speaker 1: was it? It was so bad. The accusation has been made
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  Speaker 1: that the Chicago Bears were the victim of a run
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  Speaker 1: up situation, that the Lions Dan Campbell ran up the
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  Speaker 1: score trying to embarrass Ben Johnson, that that was the argument,
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  Speaker 1: especially when they went for it the Lions on fourth
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  Speaker 1: down and scored a touchdown rather than kick a field
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  Speaker 1: goal or something like that. Said, and here's Ben Johnson
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  Speaker 1: asked about the running up of the score by the
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  Speaker 1: former employer of his, the Detroit Lions. Take a listen day.
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  Speaker 4: Campbell righted up, Honey, on that fourth.
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  Speaker 1: What's he supposed to do is fourth and goal? What
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  Speaker 1: do you want him to do? Yeah, he could have
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  Speaker 1: kicked the field goal. They don't kick field goals. They
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  Speaker 1: go for it there. So he was doing what he's
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  Speaker 1: supposed to do. If that's what he does. Sounds very angry.
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  Speaker 1: He's a little annoyed by that, all right. So question
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  Speaker 1: was Lions coach Dan Campbell running up the score on
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  Speaker 1: the Chicago Bears head coach Ben Johnson. So I answer
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  Speaker 1: that by saying, is the polpe catholic obvious? Of course? Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: come on now, that was a full on dog pile,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm okay with it. That was an avalanche points.
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  Speaker 1: That was Dan Campbell listening to gas bags like yours
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  Speaker 1: truly and other people ranting and raving, going crazy, going
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  Speaker 1: on and on about how bad the Lions look and
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  Speaker 1: they looked terrible against the Green Bay Packers last week.
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  Speaker 1: They got embarrassed. They also have heard how wonderful Ben
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  Speaker 1: Johnson is and how great this guy is and all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. And so Dan Campbell was stacking touchdowns like
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  Speaker 1: I hop stacks pancakes. They just kept putting touch at
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  Speaker 1: fifty plus points. Now it was more than just piling
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  Speaker 1: it on. This had meaning. This was a domination display,
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  Speaker 1: is what that was by the Detroit Lions. This was dogs.
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  Speaker 1: You know how dogs established their territory. They established the
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  Speaker 1: pecking order at the park. In this case, the Lions
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  Speaker 1: acting like the dog and they had to establish They
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  Speaker 1: lifted their leg and the Chicago Bears were a hydrant.
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  Speaker 1: And I think you know what they did there. And
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  Speaker 1: this is our turf, and you sit there and you
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  Speaker 1: take this, I'm gonna give you a nice shower, is
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  Speaker 1: what I'm going to do. And the Campbell, he could
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  Speaker 1: have kicked field goal here there, could have stood down
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  Speaker 1: and all that, but that's not who Dan Campbell is.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't settle for three points. He doesn't give up
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  Speaker 1: on all that stuff. He's going for six every time.
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  Speaker 1: It's in his DNA. That's how he operates. And let's
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  Speaker 1: not make this pee wee football. I have no problem
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  Speaker 1: with what Dan Campbell did. I'm okay with it. I
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  Speaker 1: could tell by the tone of the Chicago Bears head
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  Speaker 1: coach Ben Johnson that he had a problem with it.
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  Speaker 1: The tone was a dead give it, dead give it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm okay with it. Right. This is the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's handing out orange slices at halftime, and if you
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  Speaker 1: don't like it, you stop them all that stuff. Otherwise
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  Speaker 1: you're going to end up steamroll if you're not prepared.
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  Speaker 1: If you're like the Jets and you just kind of
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  Speaker 1: la la la la la, run over. If you're like
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  Speaker 1: the Chicago Bears because you're poorly coached and you don't
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  Speaker 1: play hard, you don't give up that any points. If
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  Speaker 1: you're properly coach and you play hard. There's not that
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  Speaker 1: big a talent gap between the Lions and the Bears.
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  Speaker 1: The Lions are the more talented team. That is true. Yes, However,
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  Speaker 1: these final scores should not be that lopsided. If you're trying.
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  Speaker 1: There was some give up on the Chicago Bears. That's
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  Speaker 1: a poorly coach football team. That's what I see when
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  Speaker 1: I was slipping over to that game here, and if
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  Speaker 1: you want mercy, go to a church. You're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: get it there. If you want respect, maybe play some defense,
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  Speaker 1: tackle someone like that. The Lions are saying, hey, we're
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  Speaker 1: the top of the food chain here and you're still
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  Speaker 1: stuck there eating scraps. So that's it. It's not running
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  Speaker 1: up the score. It's establishing order, is what the Lions
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  Speaker 1: were doing all right. Now, final thought, So after getting
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  Speaker 1: stomped out, now the Chicago Bears, let me look at
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  Speaker 1: our standings here they're oh and two. Congratulations to the
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  Speaker 1: Chicago Bears owing two. So how big a body blow?
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  Speaker 1: Body blow? Body blow? Is it that this rookie coach
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  Speaker 1: Ben Johnson's Bears have now been embarrassed in different ways
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  Speaker 1: my mind the first two weeks of the NFL season.
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  Speaker 1: So it is emasculating with a capital lee. It's emasculating.
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  Speaker 1: You gag against Kevin O'Connell's vikings. If you're the Chicago Bears,
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  Speaker 1: you had the game in control. We're thinking blowout city
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  Speaker 1: for Chicago against a quarterback that doesn't know what he's
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  Speaker 1: doing in JJ McCarthy, and then you allow McCarthy to
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: light you up. And then later on the following week,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: here Dan Campbell throws an avalanche on your head, like,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: what is that that? The NFC Central like old schools
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: supposed to be Black and Blue Division. I know it
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: was called the back in the day of the Central.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: But and you're the ones that are getting You're the
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: ones in this case who are getting absolutely slapped around
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: like a tackling dummy, just pushed around and all that stuff.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: And the worst part again Ben Johnson quarterback, whisper quarterback.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: You told me that, You told me that. I didn't
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: say that. You told me that everyone all we gotta
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: hire Ben Johnson. Oh my god, man Jodd, Ben Jodd. Okay,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: how's he doing. Let's see here, Let's take a peek
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: at Caleb Williams, the fixer Ben Johnson. How's that working out?
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Kayler Williams is a tree stump and he keeps trotting
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: out those hollow numbers, Like the numbers don't look that
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: bad for Caleb Williams. It appears he's unable to play
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: a full game from beginning to end. You look at
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: the box score, it doesn't look all that bad. But
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: if you actually watch the game problem the kids stunk, right,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: the maestro of the nail polish Caleb Williams, but reading defenses, eh,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: not his forte, not his forte here. And then you
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: got Ben Johnson, who again is supposed to know all
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: of the weak spots, all of them, all the frailties
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: of the Detroit Lions, and Jared Goff and then Golf
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: went out there and looked like Joe Montana, fucking the
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: football around and all that stuff, and it's like, what
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: are you doing? Like si, Ben Johnson's standing there on
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: the sidelines yet again, looking like the substitute teacher who's
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: lost complete control of the classroom. That's his coaching technique.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: That's two weeks in a row. He had no answers
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: on JJ McCarthy in the fourth quarter last week on
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: the Monday night game. And here we are in this game.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: And meanwhile, Caleb Williams, who does look like a rich
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: man's version of Justin Field's not a poor man, a
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: rich man because he's gotta to make more money because
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: he was the top pick in the draft. But he's
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: like Justin Fields two point oh, Caleb Williams, He's Justin
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Fields with nail polish, big arm, lot of hype, and
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: nothing that really wins you football games, Like I don't
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: see that. And you can say, well, is it cursed?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Is the franchise cursed? And all that. Whether they're cursed
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: or not, it's the same old Chicago Bears. They get
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: talked up every off season. Made a caller Last Hour
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: talking about the Bears. They get praised every offseason. They
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: get the newest hottest coach, boy wondered coach coach, and
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: they get that number one pick in the draft and
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: they they got Caleb Williams and then when it matters,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: they get pants they get spanked by the divisional opponent there,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: and it's it's kind of like walking into a bar
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: fight and having Cab Williams as your your lead guy,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: realizing you showed up, You showed up there, and the
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: person you're you're boxing in the bar fight is they've
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: got they've got brass knuckles, they've got bloody knuckles, and
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: then you've got nice nail polish. That's what you've got.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: So it's it's cute, but it's not really effective, unfortunately,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: and we saw what happened in that game. It is
• 21:42
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• 22:05
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• 22:07
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• 22:21
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• 22:24
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• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Riddle of the day. TV crew was fooled in thinking
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: there was a penalty flag on a touchdown play during
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: the Bengal Jaguars game. It was really a blank. It
• 24:43
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• 24:47
  Speaker 1: the answer? Let's see does anyone know the answer? It
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: was a Joe Burrow paced up guessed by Femi the
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Uber eats extraordina air in Minnesota. Scrooge cheated, I got
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: it right, Soda texto. Who else do we have? Page down?
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• 25:08
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• 25:13
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• 25:19
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• 25:25
  Speaker 1: That's his answer. Ferg Dog going with a pair of
• 25:27
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• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Alien o piner a Savannah banana's rally towel tossed out
• 25:39
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• 25:44
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• 25:46
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• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a penalty there. Andy and Lionel Lakes,
• 25:54
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• 25:58
  Speaker 1: and Iowa says. A Mari old cart banana peel is
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: the answer. Eileen in the Bay Areas going with Squirrel,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: she's in San Francisco. Who else do we have a
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: plate of waffles? From King Rory? It's his answer, Paige
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: down sample fabric for Taylor Swift's wedding dress from Kathy
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: in Madison. Cheese kurds from Tammy in Montana. A Malard
• 26:26
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• 26:30
  Speaker 1: musician in New York. Just Josh says it was Robbie's
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: favorite cheese coney dog. All right, do you have an answer, Lorraine?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I've got to know, you do have to know. I
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: don't know, So again the riddle of day. A TV
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: crew was fooled into thinking there was a penalty flag
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: on a touchdown plager in the Bengaled Jaguars game. But
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: it was really a blank. It was really a ghost.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Ghosts they're everywhere. Well that may be true, but that
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: is not the answer to it was a sex toy
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: was tossed out of the field there, so yeah, it
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: still has legs, it still has legs or something else.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: But starting the WNBA, it's now spread to the end
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: of I'm old school man. I remember the only time
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: you saw a sex toy being tossed on the field
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: was at a Bills game. But now they're literally in
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: the air. It's so funny though, because the way, if
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: you watch the clip for our blind listeners, I'll do
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: the play by play on this. So it had was
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: seventeen to ten, Jacksonville had the lead eleven to nine
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: to go in the third courter, the Bengals had the
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: ball first and ten from their own third from the
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Jaguars thirteen yard line. All right, so down a touchdown
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: and then they snapped the ball and the backup quarterback
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: for the Bengals. Browning throws it to the upper right
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: hand corner of the end zone byam and then the
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: falls came flying out and it was a bounce flying, yeah, flying,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: fight bounced, and it did appear to be from a distance,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: it looks to be like a yellow item that this
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: is not the usual green at least according to what
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at here, it looked to be. Well, no,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I take that back. It's like a yellow greenish color.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I take that back. Initially in the dark. Well, there's
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: only one way to find out. But anyway, so there
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: you go. That's that's very funny. And they immediately put
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: up the graphic thing flag penalty flag was not a
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: penalty flag. Let's go to Andrew, who's in Bakersfield. Hello Andrew,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: what's up?
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Then? How you doing? All right? I have a question.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: So you're talking about real fans and samboys.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, you're a fanboy, but that you're kind of what
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. You're you're a mister sunshine and lollipops
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: and all that stuff. The guy called up from Illinois,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: the Bears fan. That's a real fan. You're a fake fan.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, So you talk about being critical well, I agree,
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: but being overly critical is not good. Now I have
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: a question for you. The Dodgers and the Lakers both
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: want a championships during the COVID.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Are we really going to do this again? I mean,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: you just can't handle the truth. Is that what this
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: is about? You really want me to do that again?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Embarrass you? You want me to embarrass you, I'll embarrass you
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: if you want, I can embarrass you. I don't want
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: to embarrass you. But if you want me to embarrass you, i'
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: embarrass you.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: No, So I am if you could tell what you
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: think the differences or yeah, the difference.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, so the difference. And again I mean this is
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is not the day to do this.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: That's a bad job by Andrew. But see, one was
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: fundamentally easier and one was fundamentally more difficult. You see
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: what the baseball was more difficult because in baseball you
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: can have a bad month, you have nothing to worry about.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: In basketball, it's the war of attrition. Right, You're supposed
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: to play all those regular season games and then you
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: got to go right into the playoffs. You've got to travel,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: play on the road, planes, trains, at amobiles. In basketball,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: they had four months off. They stay into a Mickey
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Mouse resort in Florida. I think you'd agree that's a
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: little easier than having to travel around. And then baseball,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: though they had all sixty game season, you have a
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: key injury, you're done. So that's it. Let's go to uh.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe you'll learn next time. Jed who fled? Hello, Jed,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: welcome fast.
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: No sports weather or is strange?
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: NFL teams should have domes were no rain can mess
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: with My gambling game? Was that? That's what support. There's
• 30:26
  Speaker 8: a billion dollar events and all of a sudden, the
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: runner rolls up and my ben and capability rolls down.
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: And if if I don't, I don't waste money or
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: anything other the drugs usually not when that's not waste.
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: But if I spend money and the ben joy will
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: and whether affects me, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna probably
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: end up in jail, and that's not good. That's that's
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: the game I don't need to take. Now.
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: I don't know what that's very little.
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: Man, but but I mean I'm following the right collars
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: that very little so what do you I mean, Hey,
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: you know what I'm talking, yeah, very little. That's right.
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: Poppy kept there the other night Poppy ended in leper
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: call Man. I almost spontaneously combusted, And like Butter, I
• 31:04
  Speaker 8: can teleport it to hail Man radio tail And he's
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: got he got a rubber chicken.
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: He got a rubber chicken. This guys, it's got the
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: dangerous society.
• 31:13
  Speaker 9: Dude.
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: I don't know anybody's got that rubber chicken. And I
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: know people have got holders. Holders are like.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: You got a piece of waves from eighty seven, Like, yes,
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: I do. But they don't have rubber chickens.
• 31:23
  Speaker 8: Rent high as they have a rubber chickens.
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: Fine wine. Okay, why did the rubbers across the road?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: J you want you want to ask him, I'll put
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: your whole on. Say let me see here, Mike a leprechaun.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Jed has a problem with your rubber chicken.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: Like you, I'm not gonna I'm gonna do.
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: I'm not gonna sail got the money? What is it?
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: I'm a Wheal fan. Don't go to jail.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: People are strange, You're strange.
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: I was the one you tossed the rubber chicken onto
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: the field yesterday there did you say? People are strange,
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: and I'm trying chicken to pat the chicken picks the
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: hat and the chicken was right. I would try, you
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: did and jail did. Yeah, don't get go.
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: That's crazy.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Not go.
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: I really have never had a meal that you like.
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: You never take it from me? What you about it?
• 32:11
  Speaker 8: Can you fight to defend it? Would you like to
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: have a touch push data?
• 32:18
  Speaker 7: We're not gonna jail.
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: We're not gonna jail.
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: You cannot saying.
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: All all right, no man, take him off, kick him
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: off me kick it off.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Can I kick you off too? I feel like I need,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I need to kick you off. I did kick him off.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I gotta. I'm gona hanging up on you to go away.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Let's go to snooker in north Las Vegas. Not to
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: be confused with the Las Vegas that everyone else knows,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: but actually most people go to Paradise, Nevada, not not
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas. What's going on, snooker?
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: What do you know about Paradise?
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: That's a strip guy? Okay, yeah, no, no, well no
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: no no, that's where that's where all the hotels are
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: in Paradise, Nevada. So they they changed, they changed all
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: the there's different laws there different.
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: Hey, hey didn't out. Hey you know what I did yesterday?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: You read a book?
• 33:07
  Speaker 9: No, I can't, baby, I cash Okay. I told you
• 33:12
  Speaker 9: last week to put your money on Crawford. He didn't listen.
• 33:15
  Speaker 9: He did. I'm gonna watch the fight.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't bet on the fight. I did well. I
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: watched the fight. I think we needed one more band
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: to play, that's what we needed. I think they didn't
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: have enough bands before the fight. That was great planning.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Idiots over there, there was it YouTube, Holy crap.
• 33:30
  Speaker 9: Well, I mean, you know, that's that's the Sacond point.
• 33:32
  Speaker 9: The bands, and that's the sacond point. I'm watching the fight.
• 33:35
  Speaker 9: I don't care about the band anyway.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but to get to the fight, you had to
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: listen to the bands. It was a battle of the
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: bands before the fire, before the damn fight. It was ridiculous.
• 33:45
  Speaker 9: That's what you bought a ticket. I didn't buy a ticket,
• 33:48
  Speaker 9: you know, I didn't buy it.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: That wasn't there. I didn't buy a ticket. I was
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: watching on the stupid TV, waiting for the fight, and
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I kept turning and then the band here, band there,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: band everywhere.
• 34:00
  Speaker 9: Then you know what, I wouldn't catch my ticket, right,
• 34:03
  Speaker 9: and I have to I have to ticket, right. I said,
• 34:05
  Speaker 9: you know, how many people did you write up for Canelos?
• 34:12
  Speaker 9: And the girl said, oh, I wrote up about seventy percent.
• 34:15
  Speaker 9: That's a seventy percent. These people are crazy, you know,
• 34:18
  Speaker 9: I don't know what they did. Wait. Wait, I got
• 34:20
  Speaker 9: my money, right, and then I went to Bob Taylor.
• 34:23
  Speaker 9: You don't know nothing about Bob Taylor's in Vegas. Okay,
• 34:26
  Speaker 9: you know it's one of the oldest steakhouses in Vegas. Anyway,
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: I went and got my porterhouse and uh, then I
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: went back home. And then today, you know, I said,
• 34:38
  Speaker 9: let me call bit now and see if you bet
• 34:40
  Speaker 9: on a fight. But he probably didn't.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I would have been on crawfordough because you're getting value
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: on that. I would I would have been on them.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Because of that, I didn't do it.
• 34:49
  Speaker 9: You got to remember, you got to remember being eight
• 34:52
  Speaker 9: percent of the fights. The boxer will always beat the puncher.
• 34:57
  Speaker 9: That's a fact. Okay.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: So he said, every confidently, And now we'll see next time.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there'll be a rematch down the line.
• 35:04
  Speaker 9: So all the way back to Mohammad Ali.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I gotta leave it there. So I'm story
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I got a hard network out, otherwise I'll get in
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: a lot of trouble. You have it straight ahead. We
• 35:14
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• 35:18
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• 35:21
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  Speaker 1: needs our advice? Well that's only one a couple options,
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  Speaker 1: but we are gonna go with the head coach of
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  Speaker 1: They are off to the ozer and two start. Got
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  Speaker 1: smacked around Ben Johnson? What's wrong with Ben Johnson? So
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  Speaker 1: advice to Ben Johnson and the Chicago Bears. Off to
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  Speaker 1: You're on the airline one. Hello, your advice to the
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  Speaker 9: One morning time. Look at it's not fair I go
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  Speaker 9: to the wedding, they choose the size before they even
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  Speaker 9: get married. You get roo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good point. That's we should change that. Hell, hell,
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  Speaker 1: you should decide after the wedding. Hello, you're on the
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  Speaker 1: air line too. Hello, line too. We're giving advice comparing.
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  Speaker 8: The twenty twenty World Series to the ridiculous Mickey Mouse Championship.
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  Speaker 1: Use your brain exactly, great call. That's a solid call, Fergie,
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  Speaker 1: Good job by you. Line five, you're on the airline five.
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  Speaker 8: Hello, coarata cocarata.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, was that poppy? I don't know how. Line one, Hello,
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  Speaker 5: Go Jazz Chism needs to shut up before he unless
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  Speaker 5: he makes the playoffs this year.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I saw that. Yeah, Jazz chishoms. The Yankees have arrived.
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  Speaker 1: They went, They went out and lost to the Red Sox. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Line four, Hello, line four, you're on the airline for
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  Speaker 1: advice to Ben Johnson. Line for the Bears coach.
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  Speaker 9: In that field, not for losers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, morning time right there. Now, you're definitely not
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  Speaker 1: ricking Maryland. Hello caller, you're on the air. Caller, Hello,
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  Speaker 9: To you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a fake hollering, James, stop that Hello call
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  Speaker 1: you're on the air. We're giving you to Ben Johnson.
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  Speaker 1: Coach Ben Johnson, the Chicago Bears off to the oh
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  Speaker 7: Start Bears football is supposed to be like making Web
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  Speaker 7: two midget.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you for that. This line eight seven seven
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  Speaker 9: Hello, I would advise the head coach of Chicago. Look
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  Speaker 9: at the Candy Cooper loop bot. That's the lash.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go, it's the candy bar of the
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  Speaker 1: coop butt. Hello, Line five, you're on the airline.
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  Speaker 8: Five toenail polish.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they do have that. The Bears lead the
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  Speaker 1: NFL in toenail polish and just nail polish in general.
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  Speaker 1: Line number one, Hello, Line one.
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  Speaker 7: JJ McCarthy is about as useful as a lepre con.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. We do have a Leprechaun call.
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  Speaker 1: You're on the airline three. Go headline three.
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  Speaker 7: That's the chargers.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there's all. That's our buddy from Banks. One more,
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  Speaker 1: only one more of us. Good, I'll take credit. Hurry up, Coper,
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  Speaker 1: mind too. Line two, you're on the air line two.
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  Speaker 1: Go go, there you go. What great advice to Ben Johnson.
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  Speaker 1: That'll help out the Bears a lot right there.