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DONKEY: 2 Florida Men Busted For Stealing $5K Worth Of Hygiene Products & More · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Florida man is arrested. After that being saved, he riggs
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  Speaker 1: the door to his home in an attempt to electric
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  Speaker 1: kit his present lights. Police arrested at Orlando man for
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  Speaker 1: talking about them me now the breakfast club, bitch you
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  Speaker 1: donkey other day with Charalam Haine, a guy. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why y'all keep you letting him get y'all like this,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, September eighteenth,
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  Speaker 1: goes the two Miami men named Carlos M. Garcia A
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  Speaker 1: Jit a jit? A jit can't be a jit, ain't
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  Speaker 1: meant a jit? Would it be a jit? He too
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  Speaker 1: old to be a jit? And Navaldo J. Garcia Vento okay,
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  Speaker 1: forty and forty one years old. Now listen, what does
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  Speaker 1: your uncle Shalla always say about the great state of Florida?
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  Speaker 1: Say it with me. The craziest people in America come
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  Speaker 1: from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is
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  Speaker 1: no exception. Now today's story has me thinking about this
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  Speaker 1: Didty situation, because if you haven't heard, one of the
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  Speaker 1: pieces of evidence law enforcement is using against Diddy is
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  Speaker 1: the one thousand bottles of lubricant and baby oil They
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  Speaker 1: found in his home that they say we're used in
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  Speaker 1: these alleged freak offs. Diddy was having Okay, Now, when
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  Speaker 1: I heard about the one thousand bottles of lube and
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  Speaker 1: baby oil, I said to myself, there wasn't a dry
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  Speaker 1: booty in the house, Okay, not one single solitary set
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  Speaker 1: of dry cheeks. Then I thought to myself, well, what
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  Speaker 1: else did did he have in bulk in the house.
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  Speaker 1: Some people go to Costco and just buy things in bulk.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that was just a bolt purchase. And I know
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  Speaker 1: we was all wondering where does a man buy one
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  Speaker 1: thousand bottles of luber kitting baby oil. Well we may
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  Speaker 1: have our answer because these two Miami men, Carlos and Nevaldo,
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  Speaker 1: were suspects in a theft ring and they steal from
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  Speaker 1: major retailers like Publics, Walmarts, CBS, Walgreens. And when Dixie
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  Speaker 1: and they got busted with thousands of dollars worth of
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  Speaker 1: stolen merchandise. Ok five thousand dollars to be exact, including
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  Speaker 1: but not limited to razor blades, fishing gear, cosmetics, and
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  Speaker 1: four hundred sticks of deodorant. I repeat, four one hundred
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  Speaker 1: sticks of deodorant. Okay, that's the one that's getting me
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  Speaker 1: four hundred sticks of deodorant. They got caught because police
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  Speaker 1: had a description of their vehicle, a brown gmc suv.
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  Speaker 1: They had just hit a Walmart. So when a deputy
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  Speaker 1: saw them run a red light, why would you run
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  Speaker 1: a red light when you know you got all these
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  Speaker 1: stolen items in your vehicle? They ran a red light,
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  Speaker 1: They conducted the traffic stop, and then these two floor
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  Speaker 1: to fools took the cops on a short chase. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Deputies reviewed Walmart security footage and that's when they saw
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  Speaker 1: one of the guys stealing a package of leed Raizor blades,
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  Speaker 1: and when they searched the vehicle, they found six large
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  Speaker 1: trash bags full of suspected stolen items, including the four
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  Speaker 1: hundred sticks of the ownerant. I have so many thoughts
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  Speaker 1: about this situation. Number one, if I was law enforcement,
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  Speaker 1: my first question would be who you know Sean Comps
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  Speaker 1: and have you ever sold him any astroglide in bulk?
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  Speaker 1: My second question is, I understand these men committed a crime,
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  Speaker 1: but are they really doing a service? See people be musty, man.
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  Speaker 1: Some of y'all under arms be out here smelling like weed.
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  Speaker 1: A whole outpack. So so many people amongst us be
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  Speaker 1: making right guard, go left, speed sticks slow down. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: not really, I don't know what it is. Maybe in
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  Speaker 1: my old age, my nose is a lot more sensitive
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  Speaker 1: than it used to be, or maybe everyone is trying
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  Speaker 1: to go natural when they shouldn't be. So when you
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  Speaker 1: got folks walking around smelling like funians, I'm not mad
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  Speaker 1: at these brothers for having four hundred sticks to deodorant
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  Speaker 1: on deck. Okay, they have a heat advisory today in Miami. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like these two brothers is fed up. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know how many? How much? Do you know how
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  Speaker 1: musty people must be for them to say we have
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  Speaker 1: to go steal as much axe as possible. They just
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  Speaker 1: as fed up as the first person to invent deodorant.
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  Speaker 1: Do you not how fed up with the smell of
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  Speaker 1: armpits one must be to go home and start inventing
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  Speaker 1: things to prevent said smell. Deodorant was introduced in the
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  Speaker 1: late eighteen hundreds. That means people was musty at the
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  Speaker 1: last supper.
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  Speaker 2: Man all through the fourteen hundreds, fifteen hundred, and sixeen
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  Speaker 2: hundred and seventeen hundred, most of the eighteen hundreds folks
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  Speaker 2: was stinking until someone invented this thing that killed older
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  Speaker 2: causing bacteria called mum.
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  Speaker 1: That was the name of it, Mum, look it up.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what that means, but in my
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  Speaker 1: brain it registers as musty underarmed mammal. So there is
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  Speaker 1: a part of me that wants to applaud these men
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  Speaker 1: for stealing all this deodorant for people. But on the
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  Speaker 1: flip side, they made it hard for folks who know
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  Speaker 1: they need deodorant but can't find none in Miami because
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  Speaker 1: they done stole it all. Same way, you probably couldn't
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  Speaker 1: find no lubricant or baby oil wherever Diddy was at
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  Speaker 1: because he had it all in his house. Now that
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  Speaker 1: I think about it, that's a bottom trap. Imagine being
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  Speaker 1: a bottom going in the store to find the lube
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  Speaker 1: you need to have a good night, and they tell
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  Speaker 1: you they don't have any because someone from Combs Enterprises
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  Speaker 1: bought it all. Now you are forced to attend a
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  Speaker 1: Diddy party just to get what you need, which is
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  Speaker 1: a simple bottle of loub life. Next thing you know,
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  Speaker 1: you're slipping. You're falling, got d in your button. But
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  Speaker 1: these men have been charged with multiple felonies grand theft,
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  Speaker 1: all for five thousand dollars in items. They're going to
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  Speaker 1: spend more than that on bond and lawyer fees. So
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  Speaker 1: please give Carlos M. Garcia a jit in the Valdo J.
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  Speaker 1: Garcia Vento the biggest he huh, you're a wild boy man.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for that. Donkey Today, how you thought about
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  Speaker 1: that slipping falling in the black last night that died?
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  Speaker 1: You come up with that? I don't remember what I
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  Speaker 1: just said. That was based off experience. Blackout and go
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  Speaker 2: Wake that ass up in the morning.
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