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Shave The Lasht Shlap: Sean Connery Tribute & Cyberpunk 2077 Delayed · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy everyone needs to listen to me a
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  lot earlier on and then people won't get upset how many months ago did I call
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  that cyber Punk was going to get the L again you did it's not that the delay
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  it's that they promised they wouldn't delay just don't don't say you're not
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  going to delay and then do it yeah and then do it well they didn't tell anybody
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  they were going to do it either the the hups kept it from the employees which I
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  think is odd and probably I mean cuz they're in crunch right now trying to
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  finish this game and then you find out the same time everyone else does that no
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  you've got another month of that yeah especially you saw some tweets were like
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  people are asking like can you guarantee it's coming out and their Twitter is no
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  it's definitely happening no more the day before day the day before yeah
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  someone said I've put in my leave you promise and they said yeah we promise n
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  well that's the problem is the person who promised probably thought it was
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  doesn't know yeah the mark and especi it's a late delay yeah but this is one
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  of these games which I think that is big enough that they don't have to give a
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  date for it sure I I think a lot of these big Shooters should be able to
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  announce that hey we've got a game coming out and then just go oh by the
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  way it's available now that used to be I think we're at
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  that stage used to be no I think uh I think they kill themselves and um I'm
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  not ever going to play a game I'm never going to play a city project I'm just I
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  know marketing doesn't think it works like that well it doesn't think close to
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  it how do you Market a game if you don't know when it's coming out I I think a
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  lot of these things cuz the marketing for this game I'm not getting from ads
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  and stuff I get from people talking about it that's you that's not most
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  people but but I'm seen air I'm seing a fair bit about this game you know like
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  it's this is this is out there and I'm scrolling it's popping up no no no I
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  know it's but but I mean you know like they're spending money on billboards and
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  advertising on websites and stuff they need to have a date and then that's one
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  of the things that they've talked about with this is that this is the most
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  effect this is going to have for for city project is on their marketing
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  budget they've wasted a lot of money now yeah I I still just think we should be
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  getting to a stage where that's not quite as big as it used to be I mean you
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  could be right and maybe it's not always of money I mean maybe this is all just
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  building up the hype I mean I know everyone says they're not going to
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  [ __ ] play it but they're going to play it yeah they kind of buy it I'm
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  actually kind of happy you got delayed they got big banners up in Best Buy like
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  the front of Best Buy here has a post of it that says November 10 which is now
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  wrong so like that's it's an expensive mistake cuz like it was due to be coming
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  out next week which is when the Xbox new Xbox new PlayStation's coming out it's
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  when Assassin's Creed it's Call of Duty like there's already a lot of games
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  coming out postponing it by 21 days actually works well yeah yeah it gets
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  out of that busy season season and I can understand people being upset cuz
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  they've booked leave for it but at the end of the day just be happy you still got a
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  job like real first world problems worse I know people man people's reactions to
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  this were very extreme they're getting death threats which is I feel probably
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  unwarranted like I saw some of the developer posted some of them it's like
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  I know where you and your family live release it
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  now the consequences [ __ ] H releas imag they did though imagine okay you
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  know what they come out press conference yeah we're um we're going to release the
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  game after all it's not ready but um my family are in legitimate Danger from my
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  daughter has been taken one guy on Twitter see people complaining that
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  they're upset about it that's fine threatening people over it is not I mean
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  I'm I wouldn't say I'm upset about it I'm I'm like ah I got to wait longer I'm like mildly
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  disappointed but I'm not I mean still going to mate I've got to wait a [ __ ]
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  year before I can watch James Bond I just don't understand why a lot
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  of people's go to when they're UPS say is telling people to kill themselves and
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  they hope they get raped threatening to do it themselves yeah yes the internet's
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  [ __ ] broken everybody yeah so December 10th now for cyber Punk yeah
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  and uh it's mostly apparently the reason is because and this this is why people
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  are annoyed apparently PC Xbox series X and PlayStation 5 it's fine it's good to
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  go it's the current gen consoles that it's having problems with which is
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  probably most of the market which is why they delaying it so people are annoyed
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  about it but it's like yeah but that's most of the customers so yeah yeah
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  they're having performance issues allegedly on uh current on current gen
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  Hardware they it's definitely going to have performance issues on my Xbox my
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  Xbox can barely run [ __ ] squadrons so oh do you have a look at squadrons did
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  you I did I got by um I got a refund on it cuz it won't run properly oh and I'm
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  I'm I'm assuming it's my Xbox my Xbox is having issues that Xbox is like the original
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  Xbox it is a launch Day 2013 Xbox one it's had a good run it's time to retire
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  next week next week yeah I didn't get my new Xbox even though they told me I'd
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  get it on the 28th it didn't arrive they sent me a followup email to go we made a
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  mistake we made a mistake you're not getting one at all [ __ ] you yeah in fact
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  you owe us
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  one that escalated quickly so you get yours on the 10th um I don't know
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  anymore it was originally it was going to ship on the 9th so I'd get it on the
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  10th but yeah in their latest email they've said it's going to ship on the
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  10th now and I'm oh no controversial I'm actually it's one issues I'm upset about
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  it I'm also happy if it does get there a little bit later because if it arrives
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  midweek I'm going to want to leave work home and go play it so if it gets there
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  on Friday it's probably ideal for me sure [ __ ] if mine gets here I'll play
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  myself some Assassin's Creed Well I obviously haven't pre-ordered one I got
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  told the other day oh you're not going to get one till like late into next year
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  and I'm like told the 3 they know how many people are going to buy one like
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  they're not one early next year they're not going to make just a handful and
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  just be like [ __ ] well they they said there will be more available at launch
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  so if you want to I mean it's probably going to be another [ __ ] in Australia
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  they've said there won't be oh really oh okay they've said like like don't come
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  in try to buy one cuz we won't have mate you had your chance I think yeah if
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  you try and print now I think you might be able to get onto like a waiting list
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  for when it comes in but it'll be early next year I think or I could give you
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  one of mine I'm thinking about getting a series s in addition to the X I don't
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  think I need two x's well I still don't have a television to play it on or a
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  couch to sit on while I play it so it's not a priority for me right now yeah
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  Fair well I just ordered a new desk a new monitor for it oh ly d new desk new
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  monitor I can understand but like no [ __ ] it desk I'm not putting a beautiful
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  new console on this shitty old desk yeah this this one will not support the
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  weight of that thing the reason for the new desk is actually because of my Lego
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  building mhm okay so I have a black desk mhm I've just been building the
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  Batmobile which all the pieces are black I can't even see it but I couldn't see
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  the pieces so you bought a new desk that was your solution I brought a new desk that very
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  specific problem was to buy a new desk and there was there was no interim
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  solution to that it just has to order wait for and assemble are you familiar
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  with uh are you familiar with paper you could put some of that under it yeah
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  you're familiar with the concept of a tablecloth no just buy a new desk and no
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  I wanted to get a sit stand desk anyway so oh yeah actually I want one of those
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  too buy the [ __ ] ho Lego sets then will you you [ __ ] you'll have to buy
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  yourself the black Des no he just keep keep that one for his white Lego
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  projects and then the new one will be for the black Lego projects no I've been
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  wanting a sit stand desk for a while and there's a company out here omnidesk oh
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  yeah and so so wasn't cheap but it's an electronic sit stand desk and I think
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  it'll do quite well do you 6 foot long
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  um I stand all day every day right okay which is weird because I have a bad leg
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  that I'm always in pain my right leg maybe that's why no if I sit for long
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  periods of time then my back and hip are a lot worse have you tried going upside
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  down have you tried being have you tried instead of a chair and a desk getting
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  one of those things that they test astronauts for zero grab in that can
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  just spin you in literally any direction maybe you can get the other Lego Batman
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  set which is him hanging upside down in one of those things because that that
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  was in the Batman movie yeah yeah where Vicky Veil wakes up and looks across the
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  road and he's just [ __ ] upside down yeah he's asleeping it look at that the
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  last time he wanted to speak to her and then she spent the rest of the movie
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  trying to get his
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  attention I have [ __ ] you go
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  home MH yeah I'm going to build a new desk uh so I'll update everybody on that
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  when I can get around to it although with the weather the way it is I'm
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  probably not going to be doing that until next year are you going to f a
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  tree on your property and build it out of that no I'm just going to buy wood
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  from from you know Low's of Home Depot or I'll be putting my desk together as
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  well I'm getting it in a flat pack because I'm cheap and I want to spend an
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  extra $100 from them to assemble it no I would do it myself too I'm going toy I'm
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  going to get mono price make one of the sit stand frames that's I might get one
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  of those CU I usually stand alternate between sitting and standing at work and
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  I find that that did help so if I can do it at home like I've been standing for
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  at work for what 14 years or something something so I I recommend time for a
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  rest I don't even have a chair at this house I have no chairs I'm sitting what
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  are you sitting on on this oh Jesus oh my God day after day listeners Dan has
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  revealed a small stool I mean like a sitting stool he hasn't just pooped on
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  there stool sample so your stuff's not uh not with
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  you yet no it is not so they said it was shipping soon they said it was going to
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  ship on the 31st day before yesterday I'm waiting for confirmation that it
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  left on time I mean I say on time two months late already yeah um and it's
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  also coming by boat so it's not going to be here it's coming by boat and
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  everything apparently goes through Melbourne at the moment God Knows Why Oh
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  isn't that the worst place to go through in Australia right now oh that's where
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  our big that's where our big docks are you guys are doing right though you got
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  to have big docks at least could be worse could be coming through anywhere
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  in this country so yeah or uh or the UK from what I hear
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  here they're doing well as as well they've shut down yeah it's called
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  brexit yeah God we are so lucky we went there last year yep well Dan you mentioned um you
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  mentioned James Bond earlier yeah and got some James Bond news and Britain and
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  Britain yeah the UK uh we got some some sad news this
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  week this is a big one geek of the week this is one of these ones that's a bit
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  shocking because I've sort of forgotten about him
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  yeah he was so old he was kind of immortal yeah well he literally was
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  Immortal in in Highlander that's true until he was literally killed we played
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  a Spanish Egyptian with a Scottish accent I'm not Spanish I'm
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  Egyptian talking of course about Sir Shawn slaps McGee connory mhm sha
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  Connor's died slapping women in heaven he slapped his life he did slap a lot of
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  women didn't he why was a lot he just consistently slapped some women and as I
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  remember you said you don't do it with a clenched fist it's better to do it with
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  an open hand yeah remember that yeah yeah I didn't love that haven't changed
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  my opinion you haven't no what's better what's better to slap a
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  lot of women a few times slap one woman
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  a to continually slap a small amount of women did he was he married at the end
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  yes we know he was married for many many many years
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  yeah to a very very strong woman but he was suffering from dementia now wasn't
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  he was he I don't know who I've
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  slapped was he that's he was he was very sick and and what I actually what I
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  don't like and listeners stop doing it if you're one of these people people are
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  posting like oh this is the last picture taken of Shan connory and it's like a
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  dozen different pictures so God knows which one it is but I don't want to see
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  old and sick Sean connory yeah post pictures of James Bond yeah let's
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  remember him how he was not as a demented old man he he
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  retired yeah his last film that he'll be always remembered by League of
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  Extraordinary Gentlemen The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Jes where he
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  worked out that he doesn't know what's happening anymore no not even there was
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  a story that came out because people have been sharing stories about him and
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  apparently in 2004 after that he was supposed to do a I'm going to say
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  allegedly here because the story is does not clarify but the the theory is that
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  this is a Brett Ratner film where um connory signed on and was heavily
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  involved because he was going to produce and and obviously it's Sean connory he's
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  going to be involved he's going to dictate certain things and they're on a
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  call MH and they want the the director wants to do this underwater scene and he
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  says all right this is going to happen this is going to happen and Sean Connor
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  says I want to know how you plan to film this and he the director says well we're
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  going to use some uh some movie Magic and connory says listen you little [ __ ]
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  I've been doing movie Magic since before your father was pleasuring himself I
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  want to know shot by shot how you plan to achieve this and then uh yeah they
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  planned a follow-up call which the director never showed up for so that
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  certainly sounds like Brett Ratner from everything I know but I could sort of
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  understand where sha was come coming from there absolutely apparently that's
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  the last film that Shan connory worked on at all he didn't want a smartass
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  reply I wanted to know how you put me underwater so I decide whether or not I
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  want to [ __ ] do it yeah and that but I also me
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  anymore but I love it cuz the writers are the ones who came out with this
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  story and they've said that uh he he called them up and was like look guys
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  you've done a great job honestly you you're top writers but I've just got to
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  quit this business and it's like sorry he took the time in his angry rant to
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  like name check you dudes he called me once Dan and he said look you're doing a
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  great job on that podcast I just want know yeah I'm out of movies forever but
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  I hope you keep doing multiple ner gets some yes and just sorry just give me a
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  moment shut up they don't they want to have the the last word and you give them
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  the last last word but they're not happy with the last word they want to say it
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  again and and get into a really provocative
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  situation then I think it's absolutely right what
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  would sorry just had to deal with something you give him the last word but
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  I just want to keep talking fing Sean connory so my question is Luke is Sean
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  connory geek of the week can you abuse women and still be a
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  geek of the week see this is where it gets tricky I mean he never tried to
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  pretend he wasn't doing it give him credit for that no he was very honest
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  like it's just like it's my thing and you can't call me on it oh I I I don't
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  know come back to me I'll just I'll think about it and I'll get back to you
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  later in I did not expect this I'll be honest I was like Sean Conor is a shoing
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  but I mean he in a lot of his stuff he was a bit
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  rapy his James Bond was a bit rapy not just a bit rapy when you watch the old
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  ones he just straight up rapes people I feel like uh Daniel Craig took that
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  mantle a little bit with Spectre that Monica yeah raped Monica beluchi 100%
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  but [ __ ] bizarre in You Only Live Twice he's like got a woman against the
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  wall and he's trying to kiss her and she is like energetically trying to move her
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  face away from him uh eventually he overpowers her and
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  they have sex I'm doing air quotes for have sex ah
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  romance all right so I guess we're going to have to come back to to find out if
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  uh Sean connory is geek of the week he is dead uh he is dead he definitely dead
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  didn't kill himself no so he doesn't have die of old age I mean obviously the
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  the gag is geek of the week he died of AG but do we know what did he die of
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  just old age I think it was just age oh yeah I mean old age obviously is not a
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  actual medical condition but you know just some random old person yes I think
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  he died because he was too old to be alive anymore yeah his body couldn't
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  sustain him anymore y gotcha he was 90 he had a good run oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
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  not bad um and he had he's I think he was in Barbados or something for the
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  last 10 years really some reason I just assumed he lived in a castle in Scot was
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  up in Scotland but then again if you're a 90-year-old man I don't want to live
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  in Scotland when I'm 90 [ __ ] no take me to the tropics for I [ __ ] I love
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  Scotland I love it but when I'm 90 I will not love it yeah you'll feel that I need to find
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  somewhere that's like 22 degrees all year round I've tried to find that L I
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  must admit because you know I lived in the tropics and it it was awful like you
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  don't want to live equatorially you don't no I don't I don't like being hot
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  I don't like being cold I just need to find something where I could put on a
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  light jacket if I feel like it but I don't have to I think yeah because it
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  seems like when you're at the equator and the I don't know why I said it like
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  that when you're at the equator and you're at the poles it's consist
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  but it's like boiling freezing but then if you if you deviate even a little bit
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  you start getting Seasons yeah understanding is that um the Carolinas
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  are an area like that in the US although I've not been there or
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  Carolina maybe that's where I'll end up as in like North and South Carolina yeah
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  right where are they in the middle they're like uh I think 13 hours south
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  of heish yeah they're like south of here in a bit maybe what's there
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  uh I don't know is this like yeah any any any kind of landmarks we would have
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  not that I know no uh probably people were going to write in and tell me yes
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  absolutely hey while we're talking about like American geography right something
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  that just occurred to me the other day whilst listening to the hammert
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  soundtrack right Washington DC right yes
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  it's not a state right it's it's a city it's District yeah a district so what
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  state's it in it's in um
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  um I think it's Virginia right yes yes it is Virginia but I literally only know
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  that from Hamilton and before that it never even occurred to me that it was in
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  a state oh sure you thought like it was a state yeah I thought it was his own
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  thing right North Carolina South Carolina are on the coach coach coach
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  the coach we are all having Strokes tonight yeah
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  there are between Virginia and Georgia which appar Georgia is apparently also
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  nice yeah yeah yeah yeah Atlanta is like the new Austin that's yeah well it's the
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  new uh film Capital too I think lives in Atlanta now he mentioned on Twitter the
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  other day yeah they just film everything there now so I was really disappointed I
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  sent you guys a screenshot um listeners will remember that a couple of weeks ago
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  I spent a couple of weeks watching 30 odd [ __ ] films slam down one of which
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  submitted to our Film Festival was Shakespeare [ __ ] storm which we have
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  mentioned on this podcast before the new film up and coming from uh troma but uh
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  it was not on my pile unfortunately and uh yeah unfortunately in air quotes yeah
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  oh it would have been garbage would have been absolutely
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  garbage I think it's just Lloyd calman starring and singing and dressing up
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  crazy there's a lot of vomit from what I've seen okay yeah it's so just more of
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  the same yeah more of the same it's a l cman film did you guys uh watch episode
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  one of season two of The Mandalorian I haven't I sure did and you haven't
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  watched it yet then I'm still enjoying it oh man it was a [ __ ] great episode
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  yeah all right I I still plan to watch it I am I'm impressed with the scale of
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  things I'm not going to say I want to not going to spoil anything but it's got
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  It's got like some It's like got some Star Wars movie level [ __ ] effects
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  and [ __ ] going on like well look we we don't usually like to discuss things in
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  too much depth during the first week anyway so I'm going to take that as our
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  out I'm going to try to catch up on this in the next day or so and then maybe
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  next week we can all give a full review can I definitely watch I was a little
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  nervous because it was one of these things where the second season sometimes
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  won't be as good but this just picks up exactly where the last season left off
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  it's great I was kind of hoping that they would just say [ __ ] you to everyone
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  and the child is no longer in it but that's not the cas right no he's he's
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  there I was kind of hoping that they're going to do like a guardi of galaxy is
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  he going to be like an unhappy teenager now MH I hope that they just decide to just
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  [ __ ] with the uh continuity and just go no this is baby Yoda he grows up to
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  be can I um is it is it a spoiler just to tell you someone who plays a
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  character in it no no go for it no it was that was announced months ago okay
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  cuz I actually didn't know and Jenna knew and I was like who is it and I was
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  like actually no don't tell me I want to watch it and so tickled me pink when I
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  saw Timothy olant [ __ ] Mandalorian as a marshall
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  in a [ __ ] old Westy town no way that's great and he was so good that's
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  what he does man that's what I mean yeah that's great I love to what a [ __ ]
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  great episode I I'm pumped I was I finished it and I was like [ __ ] me I got
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  to wait for more of this I'm so annoyed so what we did last year it's all coming
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  out weekly there's no like cuz I think last time they went here the first two
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  episodes and but this is just week to week yeah but God I love baby Yoda yeah
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  he's adorable my heart's still aches for him he or she do we know the gender of
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  this child no we don't do we they have genders a child one day they'll do a
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  gender they cuz there was a female well there was there was there was one called
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  yattle do we know it was a female how do you know that long hair
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  man we just know it was called yattle
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  and they slowly zoomed in on the
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  vagina that was in a deleted scene and there was
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  a that's true that is true I don't know is that
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  can we cut this I'm not sure where I was going with that I think I was going to
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  cut it anyway as soon as I saw you were going to do it I made a mental note to
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  cut it out tell you what leave it in
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  just beep it out okay I went to Star
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  wars.com yeah and y's gender is female
• 24:49
  all right so all in the Galaxy have binary genders oh Jesus let's not do
• 24:56
  this cancel George Lucas no just she was female just
• 25:03
  whatever that species is just all got the concept of male and
• 25:08
  female which surprises me still has species unknown though yeah baby
• 25:14
  Yoda I wonder if they G to give him a name at some point that's going to get
• 25:18
  confusing yeah Jeff I I don't think they will yeah I
• 25:24
  think hope they just characters start calling him baby Yoda
• 25:30
  Disney's like all right [ __ ] it yeah fine you know who it is there is one
• 25:35
  thing that I still find weird about the Mandalorian and it came up again in the
• 25:39
  new episode and also it was last season that the Jedi are a mystery too to him
• 25:45
  yeah I I agree the Jedi were around a
• 25:48
  news when he was alive because he he was
• 25:52
  basically he was found by mandalorians
• 25:56
  when his family being attacked by droids like in the Clone walls so he knows
• 26:02
  about the Jedi yeah and the baby Yoda's abilities are a mystery to everybody but
• 26:07
  they still talk about the force yeah so it's yeah it is a little
• 26:12
  weird in that sense it's like you know that that's a thing right but apparently they don't
• 26:17
  so there's Space Magic everywhere and this little baby's got tons of it all
• 26:23
  over baby y yod will choke a [ __ ]
• 26:29
  I gotta watch season one again now yeah I've watched some good TV this week
• 26:36
  actually I've watched a couple of things yeah and actually I noticed that you are
• 26:41
  watching the Queen's Gambit yeah I am YouTube oh YouTube uh Netflix is
• 26:48
  insisting that I watch this next so I yeah Netflix was insisting
• 26:53
  that I watch it and I was like I don't know that that interests me but then I
• 26:57
  saw people saying saying this is really good and I didn't like surprisingly it
• 27:03
  it doesn't look like a thing that would be for us it's about a young girl who
• 27:07
  plays chess MH and um which when I think about I'm like well that does sound
• 27:11
  interesting like she's just really good at chess and but but it's it's [ __ ]
• 27:16
  great like it's [ __ ] it's the girlfriend the witch isn't it the witch
• 27:21
  yeah you know what I didn't I hadn't thought about that but yeah I think you
• 27:24
  might be right the vich the vit yeah yeah but is it good so should I watch it
• 27:31
  yeah yeah yeah yeah it's very um it's so she's an orphan and she uh she gets
• 27:37
  taken to this um orphanage and she learns to play chess from the caretaker
• 27:43
  and she gets obsessed like [ __ ] obsessed and becomes like this genius
• 27:48
  chess player and um and it's about that and it's it's one of those shows where I
• 27:52
  was trying to figure out like in the first episode there was the potential
• 27:56
  for some really I wasn't sure what the tone of the show is cuz we watch a lot
• 28:00
  of shows where it's like really horrible things happen to people quite a lot cuz
• 28:03
  that seems to be what TV is about these days it's really horrible things
• 28:06
  happening to people and I was trying to figure out is this a show where really
• 28:09
  horrible things are going to happen to this girl or is this a show where it's
• 28:13
  just going to be a nice story about this girl who plays chess and it seems like
• 28:17
  it's mostly the ladder so I feel like Luke would like it in that case like
• 28:23
  basically I was wondering first episode I'm like is this [ __ ] is this girl
• 28:25
  going to get molested in this show because that's I'm I'm not that's going
• 28:29
  to be that's because there's like bits where it's like oh what's going on here
• 28:33
  but it's like no no no all of the all of the Sinister elements are wholesome if
• 28:38
  you know what I mean okay like I'm going to rape you down by the fire no no no
• 28:43
  there's just bits where it's like she's with the caretaker and she's like you
• 28:46
  can't be like you can't be in the basement with the caretaker and I was
• 28:49
  like oh God where's this going to go but it's like it's just no no no you play
• 28:52
  chess upstairs like oh okay you know what I mean it's like there's no there's
• 28:56
  none of that sure sure sure sure that very it doesn't go that dark yeah it's
• 29:01
  good to know that you can watch like a a modern TV show about a young girl and
• 29:06
  you're not just constantly worried she's going to be that's what I'm saying it
• 29:08
  was nice cuz I was like okay after the first episode like I think I can just
• 29:11
  relax and enjoy this without being like worried that I'm going to be like oh God
• 29:17
  yeah so I think Luke will like it speaking on something a bit like that
• 29:21
  there's uh this show I'm trying to think of the name of it now that I want to I'm
• 29:26
  hoping you can help me if it is a terrible show or not it's the Tom Hanks
• 29:30
  one um Cast Away not Cast Away Tom Hanks
• 29:35
  is in a show Forest Gump
• 29:39
  um it is actor sorry I'm just getting the name of it big a beautiful day in
• 29:45
  the neighborhood he plays Fred Rogers I don't know who Fred Rogers is but when I
• 29:50
  watch the trailer that pops up on Netflix every now and again it I just
• 29:54
  get the feeling that it's oh this nice guy on television everyone loves him but
• 29:58
  that it just it just be a feeling that he's this terrible person think I don't
• 30:03
  think would play him if it was and nobody molests him no see so Fred Rogers
• 30:08
  is a real person he was a children's T like a show in in the states and I
• 30:14
  thought as an Australian because there is a corn song called Mr Rogers and just
• 30:19
  because just because of Jonathan Davis singing a song about Mr Rogers I assumed
• 30:23
  Mr Rogers was a pedo cuz even the trailer for it it's like all people see
• 30:28
  and it just feels like it's to and when I when these movies were coming out cuz
• 30:32
  he died a little while back so there was a there was a documentary about him and
• 30:35
  then there was this Tom Hanks movie about him and when I said I Mr Rogers
• 30:39
  you know and everyone was [ __ ] horrified that you even thought that
• 30:43
  that I had thought that and they're like no so so no Luke I am okay certain that
• 30:49
  that is not an element of that show or movie is a movie
• 30:53
  right it's nice to know that there's at least one eccentric old man
• 30:59
  who's not turned out to be a pedophile you know what I mean yeah watch watch
• 31:04
  next week as Luke follows up and it's like well you were
• 31:08
  wrong we have dusted off the skeletons in his particular closet they pulled up
• 31:13
  the floorboards and there those kids tiny skeletons
• 31:18
  yeah no but I've got something you might like Luke you know what I've got
• 31:22
  something I've got something to recommend to You Luke something to
• 31:24
  recommend to you Matt and something else that I watched that was on your recommendation
• 31:30
  Matt what do you want first out of those three something I might like okay Luke
• 31:35
  this is for you I started watching a show I'm only halfway through but I'm
• 31:39
  loving it I think you'd like it too it's called Utopia it's from Britain it's
• 31:44
  from 2014 and it's excellent I've heard about this cuz there's now the American
• 31:49
  version so I think Amazon are doing an American remake which is why they've put
• 31:54
  this older version on their platform and I'm watching it on Prime right now and
• 32:00
  loving it it's like a light-hearted fun
• 32:04
  but also quite violent kind of Espionage comedy thriller centering around a group
• 32:11
  of people who find a mysterious comic book that some secret organization wants
• 32:17
  cuz it contains information and it's just fun it's just
• 32:21
  really well done fastpaced good plot
• 32:24
  good actors me I like fun yeah really like yeah so I might give that a
• 32:31
  go because yeah I've been seeing about this and I have just seen that they yeah
• 32:34
  Amazon's just come out with the American remake of it so well I mean I I can't
• 32:40
  speak to that but the the British original is excellent yeah I might be interested in
• 32:46
  that also give that oh good just six
• 32:52
  episodes doesn't have a lot of time quite I I like when they don't have to
• 32:58
  try and flesh out like 20 episodes and stuff like that briti British series is
• 33:02
  six episodes never do yeah they don't
• 33:04
  [ __ ] around not like 24 24 episodes yeah
• 33:10
  there's one where he's just eating breakfast yeah there was an hour where
• 33:16
  he just relaxed a bit yeah yeah all right one for you Matt all right okay
• 33:22
  this one's back on Netflix German Italian co-production
• 33:27
  Barb oh okay barbarians yeah the uh like
• 33:34
  Norman is it just a hilarious comedy it's like if if
• 33:38
  Norman if there were less rape jokes more
• 33:44
  rapes right they weren't funny right um
• 33:49
  it's excellent the the Romans speak Latin and they're played by Italian
• 33:54
  actors and the the Germanic peoples are Germans and they speak German um so it
• 34:01
  feels very authentic and uh there only six episodes as well is the reason why
• 34:07
  you're not recommending it to me I'd have to read yeah you would have to read
• 34:11
  yeah you've retired from Reading from what we understand you have to read
• 34:14
  everybody cuz like if you were watching this in Germany you'd only have to read the
• 34:20
  Italians yeah but we have to read them all yeah now there is a dubbed track you
• 34:27
  can put on but the fact that they speak two languages is kind of part of the
• 34:31
  story so I don't know how you'd know who was I can't watch dub
• 34:36
  stuff yeah I found um read Vikings
• 34:41
  had that it was I thought it was handled pretty like I know I've only watched a
• 34:46
  few episodes Vikings did a great job of it when they came up yeah you it was
• 34:49
  always very clear whose perspective you were hearing from that was quite well
• 34:53
  done yes if if the characters you were watching could understand they spoke
• 34:58
  English if they couldn't understand then they spoke either Old Norse or Old
• 35:02
  English or old French yeah yeah that well done they did it really well until
• 35:07
  they just stopped doing that after a while they just couldn't be B anymore I
• 35:10
  know I've only seen a few episodes of it but every time we comes up you kind of
• 35:15
  get disappointed about how it ended up and I'm like maybe I won't bother with
• 35:18
  it honestly watched the first full two seasons they're excellent okay um but
• 35:23
  then just pretend they didn't do anymore all right it's not that it got bad either it's
• 35:30
  just that it stopped being good and you were watching characters you really
• 35:34
  liked not doing anything and you're going like this used to be really good
• 35:40
  yeah so I watched those two things and I
• 35:43
  watched I watched just one more thing ah
• 35:48
  did you did you watch Murder By the book yes I did yeah and it was
• 35:55
  excellent It's very good it was really good and now I'm going to have to watch
• 35:58
  more and thankfully I can because there is a Columbo YouTube channel official
• 36:03
  that just has like a 100 episodes of Columbo it's it doesn't have all of them
• 36:08
  because it didn't have Mur book I had to go and find that elsewhere but yeah it's
• 36:13
  got a lot if that's wonder if that's a Spielberg thing these are good man these
• 36:17
  are legitimately good I really enjoyed this that's what I'm saying they like
• 36:22
  it's not a high paced [ __ ] adrenaline ride but it's just well written well
• 36:28
  performed you know this is the kind of thing I want to watch like late at night
• 36:32
  if I'm like okay I'm getting into bed now I don't want to go to sleep yet but
• 36:35
  I want to watch something this is what I want to watch something that's just like
• 36:38
  a slow talk as Peter FK here's the other thing too like we know Peter folk as
• 36:43
  Columbo he's been Columbo since before we were born he does a great job of it
• 36:48
  but I don't know why somebody thought he would and gave him the
• 36:54
  job his character evolves a lot too if you're a in agent and this weird little
• 36:59
  man with a strange accent and a glass eye comes in and like I want to be a
• 37:05
  famous actor you'd be like [ __ ] what we don't have for you mate somebody
• 37:11
  knew he'd be great at it and he was yeah the character did evolve in there one of
• 37:17
  the pilot episodes where he it's a murder involving um one of the the stars
• 37:23
  is there a the guy who Mur whose wife is that gets murdered and then his mistress
• 37:28
  who's an actress and um it's you know Columbo's very calculating and smart he
• 37:34
  doesn't get he does get angry but it's usually intentional he uses it as a tool
• 37:39
  to put people off guard but this's this one in the pilot episode he's like he's
• 37:44
  like that with the guy but then when he goes to talk to the woman he just
• 37:48
  [ __ ] lays and he's [ __ ] yelling at you're stupid [ __ ] I know you did it
• 37:53
  she's like crying and he's like stop crying and then um and
• 37:59
  then and then she like breaks down she's crying and he's like let's go down to
• 38:04
  the station and then so that changes he
• 38:08
  he doesn't do that again m i mean that sounds like you pressed the wrong button
• 38:13
  in LA Noir yeah it's quite like that it just it's just obviously a product of
• 38:18
  the time period where did the two pilots get you didn't have to be careful or
• 38:22
  clever with women you just yelled at them until they did what you
• 38:25
  want you just rattled them um were the two pilots aired or was the
• 38:30
  first one that aired The Murder By the book uh I'm not 100% sure on that the
• 38:34
  Murder By the book is episode one of season one yeah and the two others are
• 38:38
  the pilots they referred to as pilots on on Wikipedia so so they might have they
• 38:43
  might have offseason just for yeah to see if they were popular enough to go
• 38:48
  syndication right yeah it's interesting I to watch more they're good yeah but
• 38:53
  what the thing is though right yes Columbo is very smart and yes he's a
• 38:58
  detective but just because a detective finds Clues doesn't mean you have to
• 39:02
  confess because he still has to convince a DA to make a case out of it and and
• 39:07
  the da still has to prosecute so like just like in the end of this one no
• 39:11
  spoilers I won't say what happened but he finds a clue and tells the killer
• 39:14
  that he's found this clue and the Killer's like well you got me and it's
• 39:17
  like no dude dude you just say no spoilers for subject that came out 40
• 39:22
  years ago more 60 years ago is for that one right
• 39:29
  yeah a long time ago 50 50 years yeah it would have been that happens a lot and
• 39:34
  then there's somewhere I'm like that's [ __ ] that is that is a stretch yeah
• 39:39
  come on Columbo you could do better than that there's somewhere he gets them real
• 39:42
  good and then there's somewhere it's like really all right he just fting it
• 39:46
  in this week yeah yeah it sounds like how they solved the mystery at the last
• 39:50
  episode of uh what was that
• 39:54
  show with with a Fanning girl in the old time in New York City the
• 40:00
  alienist yeah I didn't watch all of that I couldn't get through the last episode
• 40:04
  are you want you want a spoiler for how they solved the mystery in the last
• 40:07
  episode oh sure I'm not going to watch it the tone on that was all over the
• 40:10
  place so yeah yeah it was it was so inconsistent I just couldn't get into it
• 40:15
  the mystery gets solved because they they put together two things the killer
• 40:21
  always kills within sight of water right and he always
• 40:27
  cuts out a body part and a body part something blah blah
• 40:33
  blah the heart okay is the most important part of the body and the Heart
• 40:38
  of the water system of New York City is the reservoir so he must be at the
• 40:43
  reservoir and when they go there he is that's not good there was slightly more
• 40:50
  to it than that but not much more I don't think not enough more I think
• 40:55
  there was a Columbo episode where that was there that was the
• 41:00
  Clue the reservoir I watched the documentary
• 41:06
  recently and I know this is kind of weird that I watched the documentary but
• 41:10
  I've watched it sort of twice cuz I've just watched with different people it's
• 41:13
  um about the murderer next door or something um that sounds like American
• 41:20
  murder the family next door oh I saw that that was on I didn't watch that I
• 41:24
  haven't either I will it's on my list film they didn't film anything for it oh
• 41:30
  I know this one this is I know this the reason I didn't watch it is cuz I
• 41:33
  already know this guy um know don't know him personally but I know the story I've
• 41:39
  seen all the interrogation videos and everything before yeah and but that's
• 41:43
  it's just all yeah yeah yeah it's all but I just these people just posted so much on
• 41:49
  Facebook like CU it's all just like videos that Tak Facebook and said the
• 41:54
  friends all these I'm s like I don't post anything like like that no people
• 41:58
  po they just had their whole lives just plasted and sharing and I love those
• 42:03
  Netflix True Crime Doos because like most of them like old True Crime Dockers
• 42:09
  you watch and you're like [ __ ] I hope that never happens to me these ones you
• 42:12
  watch and you go well I wouldn't be that stupid so this will definitely not
• 42:15
  happen to me like what was that one where that family let that pedophile
• 42:21
  [ __ ] their kids and they both the husband and wife also [ __ ] him
• 42:25
  abducted in plain sight yeah and then they wondered why oh we didn't have knew
• 42:29
  this guy was a [ __ ] pervert he [ __ ] literally all of you that was insane
• 42:35
  yeah yeah even the did you watch that one Luke I haven't watched it but I I've
• 42:39
  heard about that one [ __ ] insane it's fantastic it's fantastic but yeah that
• 42:45
  guy from that one you're talking about Luke there's a YouTube channel um that
• 42:49
  does like uh I can't remember the name of it but the point was that just was
• 42:53
  showing you like um how a guilty person will react to questioning versus a an
• 42:59
  innocent person and then all the that guy's interrogation videos are like hilariously
• 43:05
  bad I've got no idea well I just say like at the start
• 43:10
  of it like cuz they they basically go they go knock on a next door neighbor
• 43:14
  and he's got a video camera at the front and the murderer leaves and the cop's
• 43:20
  still there and and the neighbor goes he's normally not like this he's
• 43:23
  fidgeting that's so out of character for him and that's where it all sort of
• 43:28
  started From but his whole plan made no sense no it was ridiculous he he had a
• 43:32
  mistress so he killed the murder my wife and my two children and then I'll sell
• 43:38
  my house and live happily ever after yeah not didn't really think through it
• 43:45
  no I think he would they they had a fight that well I mean this is all
• 43:48
  alleged I suppose because we won't know cu the rest of them are dead but I think
• 43:52
  he and his wife had a fight cuz he wanted to leave and she was saying that
• 43:55
  she wasn't going to do it I think that's the super messed up part
• 44:00
  about that was like oh and then he tried to say that she killed him and then he
• 44:03
  had to kill her prot but then he actually went out and explained that no
• 44:07
  he killed her and then drove with her body and the two kids still alive for an
• 44:12
  hour and then murdered the children [ __ ] up Jesus but the the thing in
• 44:17
  this interrogation video was that that basically if if you're talking if they
• 44:22
  ask you a simple question and then you talk for 20 minutes you [ __ ] murdered
• 44:25
  them you're probably guilty yeah yeah because they're not an innocent person
• 44:29
  would have just said no no where were
• 44:32
  you Pub wasn't there oh well at 5:30 I was here this and blah blah blah back
• 44:38
  when I was a child blah yeah he [ __ ] killed him talking way too much if yeah if
• 44:44
  people could give a timeline very quickly they've been thinking about that
• 44:48
  cuz I don't even know where I was today that's right but that's why I
• 44:53
  can't lie I'm a terrible liar remember there one thing too much
• 44:59
  detail yeah like and and like I lost a
• 45:03
  key for a draw um in a wardrobe and while our landlord was doing an
• 45:08
  inspection they're like where's that key and I could have said I lost it or I
• 45:13
  could have said don't know I'll have a look but I was like oh I don't think
• 45:16
  there was ever a key I mean I've never even used that draw like I mean look I
• 45:20
  mean like and me like shut
• 45:25
  up like it's honestly it's a key yeah I sorry I don't know I have to have a look
• 45:30
  for it done yeah I'm not sure why why lie to begin with
• 45:36
  exactly well that's there that that YouTube channel they showed there's this
• 45:41
  there was this guy who was actually innocent and the cops are asking all
• 45:43
  stuff and he's like no no [ __ ] off no like simple as that he's just like no no
• 45:50
  that's not true I wasn't there no not not some elaborate [ __ ] story just
• 45:54
  like no no so should I watch this Luke or have you
• 46:00
  just given me all the Keynotes I think it's it's I only go for an hour like
• 46:06
  it's not a I think it's probably quite interesting like I said I've I've seen
• 46:09
  the footage before so I didn't bother but it probably is quite yeah it's just
• 46:13
  I just found it so weird that yeah they just share so much of their lives and
• 46:17
  I'm sort of like I post a couple of pictures on Instagram every now and
• 46:20
  again but they were just filming stuff left and right now we're comparatively
• 46:24
  very very private I think all of of us compared to other than this
• 46:30
  podcast yeah that's that's true yeah but we don't share like tons of personal
• 46:35
  stuff like people share like everything it's bizarre yeah like people post
• 46:41
  anything about to watch this eating this just did a
• 46:45
  [ __ ] like all
• 46:48
  right just did a [ __ ] that's not a
• 46:53
  joke he has done that before for com
• 46:58
  yeah probably probably bleep his name out he tends to get mad when we mention
• 47:03
  of all people of all people to to not mention he's the one to not mention the
• 47:08
  most yeah but now everyone's going to be like were they talking about
• 47:13
  me yes we are yeah no I'm not very good at
• 47:19
  Facebook no I've tried I've tried all I was great at
• 47:25
  Facebook when only about 20 of my friends had it and draw on other
• 47:30
  people's walls yeah that was mad fun yeah used to draw a lot of dicks on
• 47:36
  other people's walls and also I think I was about 28 at the time so I had a lot
• 47:39
  more free time and sure uh a game that I've been playing still no man's Sky I'm still
• 47:45
  playing it uh well you can keep playing it yeah and it's going to look uh
• 47:49
  prettier on my uh whichever Xbox I end up getting in here in the one in the
• 47:53
  living room so well I mean it looks pretty to begin with so that's pretty
• 47:57
  exciting yeah but I think the draw distance is going to be better there's
• 47:59
  going to be like more detail on the plan life and stuff like that which I'm
• 48:03
  excited about because that is one of the things it's a little janky about it is
• 48:05
  you know when you fly into a planet real quick things tend to pop in quite slowly
• 48:09
  yeah so yeah it can only uh improve my
• 48:13
  experience another free update yeah from these
• 48:18
  guys they thing they [ __ ] redeemed
• 48:21
  themselves I got to say yeah CU that was that launch was not
• 48:27
  pretty when they launched the game no I it really got away from and I actually
• 48:32
  think Sony was a bit to blame behind it yeah [ __ ] Sony cuz they were a very
• 48:37
  small shudio oh yeah like like 12 people or something
• 48:42
  yeah I think the other problem is too that he talked about what's it I forget
• 48:46
  his name the the kind of I think he did as well you know the game designer of
• 48:51
  the game he um yeah he he was talking up all the stuff that now it's got all that
• 48:55
  stuff but when they launched it it did not have any of the actual game
• 48:59
  like it didn't have a story or anything you just kind of pot it around it's
• 49:03
  going to have multiplayer but you won't be able to find anyone and then people
• 49:06
  found each other and went we we can't see each
• 49:10
  other yeah it was just kind of like a weird it was like early Minecraft where
• 49:17
  it's like what do I do I preferred I preferred Minecraft
• 49:23
  when there wasn't a lot to do yeah I know I've replaying it now I'm like it's
• 49:27
  too much I found the village in it and I was like nah I'm done with this yeah oh
• 49:32
  my God I'm looking at the video now of the update I need to go back and play
• 49:36
  this game yeah man it's [ __ ] sick there like you you you there are like
• 49:40
  abandoned frigs like they've been in a battle and they're just floating in
• 49:44
  space and you like go in and Salvage [ __ ] off them and I'm now looking at a
• 49:48
  city yeah which last time I played it you'd go to a planet and there might be
• 49:52
  a small Outpost but n it's good [ __ ] man this is an actual City okay yep I'm
• 49:57
  going to go back and play that when I get my new Xbox next week it does look
• 50:00
  beautiful doesn't it I have four spaceships now o just keep finding him I
• 50:06
  think I might go and just start from scratch yeah that's what I did cuz I
• 50:10
  don't think I can remember in the story the story is is adjusted with the new
• 50:15
  updates so starting again is probably wise because if you jump in I'm not sure
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  how that's going to play out with the new story line yeah it's got a lot of
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  stuff added so cuz even you know the uh the anomaly the space station the
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  anomaly that you go to it's completely different oh okay all right so y I'll
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  install this and I will play that when it comes when I get my new Xbox but I'll
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  probably play Assassin's Creed first ah yeah Val that does look goodes play a
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  bit of Odyssey again oh yeah Odyssey yeah good stuff I got to the it's not a
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  spoiler I suppose I got to the first bit where you flash back forward to the
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  future and I was like that was boring oh yeah they still got that part in the
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  game you know oh to to the with you come out of the an and you you just wander
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  around and talk to people and I was like no thanks straight back I went straight
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  back in cuz I was like I don't know who these women are yeah I'm not interested
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  in this this element of the story yeah just no stop it great it comes out like
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  yeah eight days and I'll be playing that interesting to hear what you think in
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  that you've played all the Assassin's Creeds and uh you've been a quite a good
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  judge of which ones we would like yes yeah when you finally started listening
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  to me this is going to be an interesting couple of although I am going to not
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  listen to you and I am going to play the ancient Egypt one just because I want to
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  walk around ancient Egypt yeah I've got it I just have to play it
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  so although it takes me so long to play games that I feel like maybe I shouldn't
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  have cuz cyber Punk's going to be out by the before I'm not going to finish
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  Odyssey before cyber Punk comes out although who knows maybe it'll be delayed another
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  year I I just played uh day of tentacle today oh did you yep great game CU it
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  came out on Game Pass ah groom fendo
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  full front Full Throttle and tentacle sing
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  [Laughter] my so I got that that got 100% in it
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  uninstalled oh I've been playing um you have to get 100% in those games though
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  they were they were made so that you had to do everything right oh no there are
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  some achievements in it like um ring the bell 100 times oh
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  wait I've been playing another Phoenix Right game on my um
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  3DS it's a I forget the spirit of something but yeah I need to go back and
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  play them with so good but I know we talked about the silly nature of the law
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  in um those games but he go in this one he goes to another country have I talked
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  about this yet no he travels to another country and um he gets caught up did I
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  have the same laws becomes well he becomes the defense lawyer for this kid
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  uh and then like in the middle of the court case learns about the defense
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  culpability act which means that if uh every crime is punishable by death and
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  if you're a defense attorney and you lose you get put to death as
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  well you find out about that halfway through the court case which is [ __ ]
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  hilarious and defense attorney there
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  this bit where this what country is this uh it's called it's called Kar or
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  something Kine or something like that it's made up um but this fit where the
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  spoilers The the guy's clearly murdered somebody hit him over the head with his
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  guitar and um and then you CU you discover clues in that and it turns out
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  the guitar he's got there is not the murder weapon it's a different guitar
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  and then so you go you go I've got him and he says I want you to present the
• 53:59
  guitar you were using yesterday and then he goes he goes I'm sorry you're baring
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  up the wrong tree mate I burnt that guitar yesterday and then the judge is
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  like seems like you're out of luck mate there's no
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  evidence I like [ __ ]
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  what unfortunately for you he's burnt it I have no follow
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  question dismissed oh guilty no [ __ ]
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  made me laugh the judge is like well I don't know how you're going to prove he did
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  it I'm afraid he's destroyed the evidence yeah that's that's a real shame
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  moving on that's great anyway yeah great games so [ __ ] silly this might sound
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  like a strange and insensitive question but do these characters look like white
• 54:46
  people or do they look like Japanese people uh a mix right mix yeah there Mi
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  yeah all all sorts of people yeah very yeah it's
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  representative of the modern world I would say all sort of people people of
• 55:01
  all walks of life yeah mhm good art they're fun games I know you them Luke
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  it's just good fun yeah they are they're ridiculous but they're
• 55:13
  fun basically just like Puzzles I just yeah in this fictional country who's
• 55:19
  going to study to become an offensive no there aren't any because they're all
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  been put to death and then the the usually the cases decided because the
• 55:27
  the Priestess will consult the spirits of the dead and and it's it's it's silly
• 55:32
  but it's good it's very funny they do like a seance and then they view the the
• 55:38
  footage from the Seance and that gets entered into evidence yep
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  what Matt also I'm just I'm gonna be pasting something in here hold
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  on is this the Phoenix Right movie no no there is a movie I'm interested in that
• 55:56
  be interested in that no uh image can't copy paste oh yeah forget it
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  [ __ ] it never mind all right but yeah I highly recommend all of
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  the Phoenix rock games and uh Apollo Justice all the spin-offs I haven't
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  played any of them oh it's the same thing just different characters and not
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  all not all different characters some of them are the same characters it's just
• 56:21
  different stories like the judge it's good [ __ ] oh yeah the the judge the
• 56:27
  judge in every country looks the same just with a different hat and then uh
• 56:31
  has to go with a beard and then there's a professor Leighton crossover one that I haven't
• 56:36
  played yet I should I should check that out because those are good games too
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  actually 3DS has some great games are they all like familyfriendly
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  crimes yeah they're like murder yeah there yeah oh yeah but there's no like
• 56:51
  this this little girl got raped outside of school and body got dumped in it's
• 56:56
  all just like someone got stabbed and then died they should do the SVU version
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  of that ice te yeah if you don't find who raped this
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  little girl you will be raped what country is
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