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Episode 264: Reptar · Not That Serious

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  I just talk about It's just it's not Nobody talked about it. And the
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  thing is, I actually think you would be a fan of his if you
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  actually sat down and listen to his music. I sat down with I know
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  you have it, Just let you have it. Yeah, it wasn't good.
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  You was in one car rival. It wasn't good. He was in
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  one car it was it was not good. It wasn't good when he played
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  it. It wasn't good when you played it. When it wasn't good,
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  I didn't have a good time whenever I ever played him for you. You
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  remember when the time so and I don't have to get it. I don't
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  remember the times because we're podcasting right now and I don't have the time to
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  get into as boy Eric Bellinger, I don't have time. I'm listening very
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  real artists like Jock Queeze exactly shall know, you'll know the monic. That's
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  right, that's right. That's called branding, recognition, sure strong, brand
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  strong, branding. He's the better singer, which is how you measure success
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  when you look at the numbers of certain people. How many Instagram does Jaquese
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  have? Stop? No, we're not doing this, Mike intro the podcast?
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  Please, who's you gonna compare it to? Just intro the podcast?
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  How we podcast? Is Eric bel jer versus Jaquise? Please? I want
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  to entertain it now. See we're here. Now, we're just getting them.
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  We're here in ridiculous tangents. Jo Quiz has five point eight million,
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  Abe has one point one point proven. You think that que is bigger than
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  Yeah, just proved. I just looked at it. No has one point
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  one wall. You said jo Quise has much five five point eighth Come on?
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  Yeah? But wait, know, Michael, that don't mean anything.
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  It's all about the music. What does the actual numbers say? Listen to
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  that mood mixtape? You can't and the music backs it up. Sir,
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  I don't know what you talking about. That was even the best mixtape.
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  Maybe Eric just writing might be good, but the actual voice coming out of
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  his mouth, it's not for you. Please a little bit to be desired,
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  Okay? Sound that? Four point seven to eight million people agree because
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  they'd rather go over the man. Hey everybody, Hey, are you people?
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  It's not that serious podcast aka the greatest podcast in the world. Yeah,
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  well, I you know, I listen. Let's check our Instagram follow
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  See those numbers are inflated. They're actually deflated. Don't check those on.
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  I'm about saying they're inflated. Goddamn, they're deflated. Like I said,
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  we have one hundred followers exactly. He was like those all million friends.
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  That's that's the close friends. Does our podcast do we have close friends on
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  that? We don't need a close We don't need a close I just wonder
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  we should start a close friend with our close friends Patreon subscribers only close friends.
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  Your brother, why, I don't even think he followed my well,
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  what, well, he can go to l You know, he looks salty.
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  You know the last gig is trying to do. You're talking, you
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  know you lost. Just start playing to a real one. Hey man,
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  it's okay, that's mad. You can't be mad at me. Baby,
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  can't be mad Cleveland, you can't l a. He wanted to get to
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  the bright lights. He wanted to go to Hollywood, the tessel Town.
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  He wanted to go. It's all right, I didn't want to, but
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  I mean, my brother thought he was Joe Budden. So but nobody knows
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  your brother exactly, My point exactly. Well, Well, starting those part
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  off with Deloreian spices the great way I like to start. Obviously he won't
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  hear. Since he doesn't, he just go crazy for an hour, just
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  like you won't know what. Then before we go real quick, were at
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  the party, A real quick, real quick story, real fast. Keenan
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  and his brother they used to have like well really more so. Keena's brother
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  was notorious for having because a nigga, a mixing nigga like Keenan's brother m
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  hm likes to you know, he has mixing functions. And you see the
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  nice backyard set up outside in hot weather, so you know him he has
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  He has a pool party every year where he invites a bunch of hard hard
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  rs into this place. And God bless your parents. I don't know how
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  they do it. Listen, I know they have. I know they're not
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  when we be here. But it said how many people you bet? What
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  number? Would you saying? At least close to one hundred over one hundred?
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  The backyard was full, Yeah of niggaschool said heard, you're right,
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  hard rs in this place and not in the water, but just around the
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  pool as this people as his custom parties. You know what I'm saying.
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  Actually, Keenan's or Keenan's brother's pool parties are the most black people I've seen
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  in the pool at any pool party. Yeah, and and those black people
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  are the little cousins. Nah. No adults that go to these parties get
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  in the water. And I've discussed I hate that shit anyway. Yeah,
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  So one time, really in one year, it was really bad because this
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  nigga decided he wanted to use his graphic design skills and make a club ask
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  flyer for this pull party and put it on Facebook, pretty much put it
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  putting, putting their home address out into the universe so anybody could just pull
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  up to this party. And boy, did anybody pull up to this party.
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  It was the most people I've seen at any house in this neighborhood by
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  far. He paid for a bartender, paid my boy, ask security at
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  the gate. He did actually made a pretty penny just charge. He was
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  robbing niggas, just charging, just taking charging people to come in. It
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  was no fee. Just like, that's the most x thing I've ever heard.
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  Yeah, he was just like ten just taking him yep, you three.
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  I sat next to him at least twenty minutes. He was just doing
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  that all day. I was like, wow, he easily clear five hundred
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  dollars if he was doing and kept doing all night. So niggas ran bunctions
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  just crazy. I don't know what was it was you trying to get everybody
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  leave. Nah. So there was a whole fight that happened in front of
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  the house. So like the your family members, correct, yeah, okay,
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  your own family member. It was because all right, So it was
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  some young niggas that was back here smoking weed. And my cousin was like,
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  it's either you you you let me hit the blunt, or you got
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  to get out of here. And and the young niggas was like, that's
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  corny. Is very corny, very corny, very corny. So then you
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  know, they was like not letting you hit it so you can funk on.
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  He was like, well then I gotta get out. He was like,
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  well the niggers get out. Then they start scrapping in the front.
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  My cousin hopped the fans to join in the fight. The Looreon's speared the
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  nigga in the middle of the street. What a what a very DeLorean fight
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  move, Hey man, it seems like spear he played dB so the street
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  with his shoulder. Listen, my cousin actually wound up dislocating his shoulder in
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  that fight. I hope it was worth it. It wasn't. It wasn't.
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  But then the cops came. So then my dad was like, it's
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  just time to kick everybody. Even then he was like he was doing being
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  nice about it. He should have been on some get the fuck out of
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  my house. So he was being so nice about I guess Keenan got fed
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  up and was like, all right, niggas gotta go. No, so
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  what it was. My dad was like, all right, everybody got like
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  we gotta wrap this up. We gotta go. So my brother gets on
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  the mic and starts having a whole like monologue, just like thanking everybody for
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  showing up. And I hope everybody. I'm like this ship up. These
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  niggas gotta go. And he was like, well, you can go home,
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  and I was like I can't. That's why you're still here. And
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  when I tell you that, you just heard everybody. At the time,
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  he had his own own apartment and he was living here. Yes, so
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  he he he brought that one from his heel. He's been holding on to
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  that one, one of them. Yes, he was, I will speak
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  for Keenan now. The way he said it was one of the things like
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  in the like you know how like we watch a black family movie and it's
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  that finally an argument and somebody says the thing that everybody is quiet and they
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  just storm out and leave when they hear it. That was that thing for
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  Keenan food. He was like, fuck the family that was his. Funck
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  the family that was his, that was his right there and he said,
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  you're still here. And I was like, and when I tell you that,
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  these niggas going on for that ship like for like a month, like
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  it was like the Laurier punched him in the face. No, no,
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  but these niggas like like I know, like that ship was ringing in his
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  like you still live here. He's just he's just waking up. No,
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  I don't waking up. Like that's why he's not giving him job. I'm
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  glad, somebody else said. He said, I'm still here, right,
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  I'm still here. You're still here. You're still here? Now how we
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  got here? He texted, and like does that why you're not? So
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  he's apologizing right now via text. Young. I know it's been about six
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  years, but I never got the chance to apologize for that thing, that
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  one time in the backyard. After so many years back home, I understand
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  what I said to you. How cut? You know, no brothers have
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  to stick together, thicking thing. So how was anybody's week? Some boys,
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  we gotta stick together? You know? In fact, Michael, fuck,
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  the family part wasn't part of the script. I just saw that on
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  really yeah, I know that was a that was in profit. Sometimes you
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  gotta go off the cuffs, you know. The family fuck my husband real
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  quick? Did you know that? MEI and Long and some More we're sisters.
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  Excuse me, Me and Long and Comedian some More our sister half sisters.
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  Yeah, okay, come, I say that because are she's from Trenton
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  and cousin the nigga. That's why you knew our uncles. Uh. I
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  went to school with them, like so along Trim too. They're both from
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  No, she's not. They're like they're half sisters. Yeah, but some
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  More from the More from Trenton. Yeah, yeah, look it up.
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  It's crazy our family like hung out word back in the day. Mm hmmmm
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  wow right now, granted some More is not a bad looking lady, but
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  she's alone. Her Friday at the next Nigga, Yeah, saying is they
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  definitely got the same daddy, they don't got the same mama. We also
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  we're talking about some more and Friday at the next Who's Who, Who's Who?
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  I have a guilty. I have a guilty of a guilt. I
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  want to admit guilty. I was very attractive to Sugar from Next Friday.
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  Yeah. I mean, there's not a lot of people say that. Everybody's
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  in agreeance with me. No, No, I didn't have to get that
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  off like that. I think she was like, I'm with you. Listen,
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  Sugar from like, come on. I think I think because I was
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  a child. Now look at her now. I mean because I seen I've
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  seen it what you're talking aout, because I think I've seen on Twitter recently
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  it's just some of them. But I said the saying, yeah, Sugar,
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  it's like you're not supposed to but it's something you know who the white
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  version of that I would have done. Jennifer Coolish, That's what it was.
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  That's because that's what it was on COLF for Coolist. She's from She's
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  do you remember her American Pie American Pie Stiffler's that moms, dad, mom,
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  Stiffler's mom. Yeah, she's the reason why Milk is like you turn,
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  you got to give me what what the movie she is? Actually just
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  watched her legally. I just watched legally blind for it's a little something though,
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  right, I did over the summer, just like it's a little something.
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  Hey man, it's kind of the same because I kind of like the
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  same media act. Yeah, everyone's just black. Yeah, it was smoking
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  black black fight. But what's your name? Who's here? Yeah? Oh
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  well I'm Michael Keenan's in the building. Lamon aka Doctor Waffle, m J
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  boy C and Turn Homie Kwan Chris and we are missing our dearly beloved Elsie
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  today. Uh he just had uh Colon. No, you had to have
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  the the resilient dick. Life reduced the every time you got an direction,
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  you got light headed. So the nic Rockua nut bust to take off eight
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  inches. I told a niggas away from the gas station pills. Yeah,
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  took away eight left them with fourteen some people to just blame. He contributed
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  to Kobe's death. What you remember the guy the theory the gas gas station
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  pills because he was an investor in gas station pills that I don't know that
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  was like then like a I think said that. Listen to that theory.
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  This that's something different. That's just that video. We need to we need
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  to come up with a word for that, like we did with acoustic everybody.
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  We need to work on that remediate that's on the nose. Something that's
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  reptile. Goofy reptilian. I don't get that one. That's real reptile.
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  You that's reptile. You're acting real reptile right now? What is he a
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  fucking reptile? You fucking reptile? You know what? And some and some
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  tensions that could work. I might not all tensions, but it's like eighty
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  percent there, Okay, never seen that video. It was on like it
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  was after he was at the park, and then I think his phone.
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  I'll try to look for it later. What you mean the NBA is a
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  suspect that video. But I remember him mentioning the gas station pills like he
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  had he was invested in gas I don't think. I don't think that's where
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  Kobe was spending his money. I don't think we know that coming from him.
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  I don't think it. I don't think it the most credible source told
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  me that I look it from body armor and said, Nah, this isn't
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  this isn't where we need to be. We gotta get into dingling armor.
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  That's what we need. Black Rhino or whatever they're called. You don't act
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  like you don't know. I don't. You hit the brand right on the
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  nose. I just thought of the strongest little African looking at him, I
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  could African animals. That's all the reasons. You know, calling the lion
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  the king of the jungle is kind of stupid, right, They got some
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  good pr They always got me because I'm like, I always thought about that
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  because when you watch the lion clean, you're just like, that's not the
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  jungle. It's it's it's clearly there. Mmmm, that's a dark horse.
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  Hippo is the king of the jungle. It's not a jungle. People don't
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  live in the jungle, fair lions. I guess I guess you're right,
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  because when I think when the connotation jungle is probably I guess just Africa,
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  like Africa, like that environ think about the jungle book, that's the jungle,
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  that's the jungle. When the king of the jungle exactly the tiger and
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  apparently a tiger kings though the allegate like crocs, they could make it.
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  They don't live in Kingle Amazon jungle. They live in or you think,
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  yeah, crocs they live in. No crocs live in like Australia, like
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  they live in You're saying gators, No gators live and like, uh,
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  the closest thing to that is like a chameleon. Cayman came back to the
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  tigers. The tigers are the real, the real the jungle and I don't
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  even know about they like. Tigers are like aesthetically way more pleasing than then
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  there. They're the blowout. Actually likes the their its. It's like an
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  it's not even the man. It's just they got more tool. They don't
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  know, they don't. They don't a tiger, tigers, Lions, man,
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  really they got ship. Lions are more like the lions. Lions are
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  over hyped because they're they've been around and they look pretty that's why. But
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  the tigers like the strongest really like they swim the water. Lions can't swim
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  like that stronger. I saw a tiger fucking hunt a fucking a croc in
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  the fucking water. Go into your own house, like I'll go into your
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  dome and take ship. Come outside. We ain't gonna jump you like the
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  lions fucking forty nine or them, I mean the tea the tigers, forty
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  nine of them. Who whoa, whoa. Eighteen minutes and fifteen seconds,
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  Good God, Thanks Jesus. We don't have a cover word. Are you
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  acting like a reptile right now? Yes, Jesus, it's on you to
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  take that out for you up noted please Jesus. Oh, I will upload
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  that bitch edit he's gonna smile. Quick take it out. Thanks a lot.
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  We don't get a messaged in discarded and anybody catch that. Eighteen fifteen
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  minutes they dropped the REMI. Oh yeah, but uh yeah, we got
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  a lot to talk about. The oh you know, let's get through all
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  the familiarities. Uh, subscribe to everything? Where can I find it?
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  Instagram numbers up? Your Instagram. Yeah, we're almost at one hundred king
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  everybody check us. Follow us on Instagram at the NTS pod, we're almost
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  at one hundred grade. Help us out there. Uh, TikTok, you
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  know what I'm saying. Love us on TikTok at the NTS pod and the
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  same handle on Twitter. At the NTS pod. If you follow us on
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  Twitter, follow us join the fucking uh Twitter community. Twitter community. You
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  know what I'm saying, We've been hanging out there cause you know, ship
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  to get We're trying to work it up there. You know what I'm saying.
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  Out of y'all acting scared like I don't want to get in the mother
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  fucking mix it up, Mix it up. There's also the discord, but
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  discord, we'll really be jumping. It'd be jumping in the discord. Join
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  the discord. The discord is in the lecture. Listen. I never used
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  this chord like that. And now we got a little sprinkle of sprinkle of
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  feminine energy in there, and we really mixing it up. You've got something
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  here, something little thing. You know I'm saying. People were talking about
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  which cartoon characters we smashed different things like that. Y'all didn't see that.
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  I missed that. I missed that too, Ye dang, Yeah, that's
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  right. Which one you say, his mom with the gloves on? Or
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  somebody voted, uh, what's the girl? Girl? She goes, she
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  goes, oh yeahim from somebody? Also was a shell from uh as a
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  good vote. The chick from the rot El Dorado. Oh yeah, that's
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  the first round draft. Yeah, first rounder, all day, first round,
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  straight from the Amazon speaking at the junk. Yeah. Yeah, that's
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  a spider monkey right there. It's weird that Okay, it's weird. But
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  listen because I thought that the other day. Did you see in the scene
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  where she looked like she was giving neck like she like like when she like
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  pulled her head up. It was animated very clearly, not like where his
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  face should be, like they were kissing. You watch American Dad. Of
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  course, Francine. I'm like, she's a freak fancy Francine, Francinea Lois
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  Francine, all right, because Francine was a party girl and ship. That's
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  why. What was the party girl too low? Was that here in these
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  streets we were talking, Lows was like a coked up model for a little
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  while. Little you're going deep into deep in the lord. Francis is still
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  a coked up model. She is, you know she's been when the sun
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  keep wanting there, damn na is that wolves in my mama, daddy's gone
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  and wives bodies all over the place, like damn Edi let him instead see
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  lament I saw you. It's like j Coleba better, like you need to
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  have a certain level of like, yeah, that'll be lost for some of
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  you, your s a t score. That will be lost with some of
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  your old culture niggas. But some of y'all that picked up a book once
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  in the last thirty thirty years, it's gonna be nice. And I don't
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  mean the ship on y'all, but read no good into a movie or TV
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  show. Now. The only reading I've done since graduating is Old next Door
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  Stop an edifice movie? Would would it would be this? I don't think
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  that could never happen. I don't think they can make that. They could
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  not make that. They wouldn't be ware with it. If they can make
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  it on to be I don't even think Toby would do that. That's well,
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  you know what Toby would do that like this stuff like that? So
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  who's that? Oh my god, damn we went? Did you pay attention
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  in it? And then history and language or history is both? I don't
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  think you guys understanding when I say that if it's something that I don't need
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  to remember, once it's end and I take the test on it, it's
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  gone, it's gone. You are reptile, sure, sure, I'll be
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  RAPTI if I don't need it, I'm not. I'm not saving space for
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  it. It's even the funnier now though they probably would go, Okay,
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  alright, we're gonna we're gonna move on. We're gonna move on. Who
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  would go, No, we're gonna move on. We're gonna move on,
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  Yeah, moving on, moving on. How was your week, Michaels A
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  week? I'm sorry, raw keenan Mike do kind of like a tennis ball.
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  Wow wow wow from his desk. Wow your week? I'm sorry.
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  It was good, creat what good time? Gather yourself. It was good
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  up until Sunday night. It was good. What happened Sunday night? We
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  got our fucking ashes waxed? And then did you put the did you put
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  the tweet that nigga said? So niggas said it does what the nigga said
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  Twitter? When they're talking about the forty nine the Eagle game, somebody said
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  it does slipped out, and yeah, turned it back and forth. That's
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  the most insultation you can he said. He said, like, obviously,
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  this is when they started really waxing us. They said some nigga said it
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  does slipped out and the Eagles are letting the forty Niners put it right back.
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  No, they said that it slipped out and the Eagles put it back
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  in for them. Bro, that meant when that nigga, when that linebacker
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  nigga missed that tackle and then he went forty eight more yards. Yeah,
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  okay, but the linebackersmorrow where he fucking missed that tackle and he ran that
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  ship in. I was like, Bro, I turned it off. I'm
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  not saying you actually didn't watch. I obviously I turned it off for like
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  two minutes and I turned it back on. Yeah, you couldn't because I'm
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  mentally ill exactly. I'm like, this is when I when it really is
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  mental illness, because I knew where it was going and I knew there was
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  no hope, and I said, still, let me turn it back on
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  anyway, because maybe jailor hurt to work some voodoo magic, but no magic
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  was to be had last night. It is what it is, a little
• 25:49
  cracker slipping and sliding all through the fucking holes and ship the greatest white NFL
• 25:57
  player. I hated it on Christ McCaffrey a long time, but that niggas.
• 26:00
  Yeah, white skill players. Sorry for all the quarterbacks, and I'm
• 26:03
  about to say, you about to get bipp what about Tom Brady? That's
• 26:07
  the greatest way to say. But yeah, white definitely best white skilled player
• 26:11
  ever. Not even I don't even, I don't want to. Yeah,
• 26:17
  no, I'm not debating what you're trying to say. But I think quarterbacks
• 26:21
  are included in skill position. So no, no, I don't know you're
• 26:26
  play. You know that the quarterbacks, and I know what you're trying.
• 26:32
  Can they be in the flex spot in fantasy football? That's that's simplifying.
• 26:37
  But I understand, I understand what you're trying to say. Any other time,
• 26:41
  this nigga don't understand what I'm trying to say. They say what you
• 26:44
  mean when you say fuck you Q anyway, No, no, any other
• 26:48
  time it's okay, okay, you didn't say this exact word with the with
• 26:52
  the definition, So yeah, I don't know what you mean. The King
• 26:56
  of syntax, Yeah, well, I hate to be to be a language
• 27:00
  Artistick. He was like, Yo, you didn't put a period over this
• 27:03
  colon, which means the whole sentence is incorrect. This whole whole essay is
• 27:07
  the premise is locked. F you didn't capitalize at the end, at the
• 27:11
  beginning of this sentence. You gotta capitalize every letter, every word. Skills
• 27:21
  I know, that's just for you. That's just for you. That's I
• 27:26
  know what you're trying to lead me into. And your dollar diabolical man,
• 27:30
  skillless or anything but linemen. So yeah, really okay, really for the
• 27:34
  forever I thought I thought the quarterbacks were their own thing. That's what I
• 27:38
  said. I understood what you're trying to say. It takes what I said,
• 27:44
  alignment that that takes off do the thing you did. Yeah, like
• 27:48
  the fat Texas what coach is making sure I know where that button was.
• 27:56
  What are you looking for in the podcast? Brother, Liman, Don't don't
• 28:02
  do that, not whatever you whatever, you know, don't smack down hands
• 28:06
  and swim by people. Offensive Lineman, know, they said Lineman. I
• 28:10
  didn't say offensive. See, you're just going to the side that doesn't do
• 28:12
  it, I said Liman. Michael I said Lineman, So, Keenan,
• 28:17
  how was your week? I mean it was cool whatever, And I'm saying,
• 28:21
  uh, did he trying to gasty, trying to gas like anything?
• 28:30
  You did not do no fucking I said, Okay, OKAYI talk dance and
• 28:41
  then that Lane Johnson that a snack. I didn't know that it but we
• 28:52
  understand your move wasn't good enough. I guess you're understand what with Michael shoyn
• 29:00
  say, But you can't understand what the moves all the time to do just
• 29:03
  to gas like the gas light ship. Ain't no gas light ship. God,
• 29:08
  it's like the picture you the one that did no nigga, you just
• 29:11
  did it wrong. Okay, it's okay right now, you're trying to gas
• 29:18
  like me and I wanted to gaslighty. Okay. Well, so that week
• 29:22
  though, that's the name of the episode, gas lighting. No, it
• 29:25
  was gonna be reptile. It has to be reptile, right, you gotta
• 29:29
  be reperence reptart. But what are you saying? What did he say?
• 29:37
  The thing? I know it ended in it? I have a big head
• 29:41
  in little arms. What. No, that's from the movie. That's from
• 29:48
  the movie. You gotta relax. You gotta relax, Yes, relax,
• 29:57
  I gotta relax. I'm not gonna be able to use this episode. So
• 30:02
  back to Keen. My week was cool. Uh, my birthday was on
• 30:08
  Tuesday. His podcast is gonna make it? Yeah, that's it. Happy
• 30:15
  birthday, Grandpa. Appreciate it. Thank you, you have a birthday.
• 30:18
  Yeah, who's grandpa? I was saying that my birthday was on Tuesday.
• 30:22
  Oh you're calling him grandpa? Yeah, like forty seven, only thirty one.
• 30:26
  M hmm, that's it. Damn you'll be there in a few months
• 30:30
  later. That's lamn stare now. He was dead sixteen years ago. Respect
• 30:41
  your elders, all right, relax, my bad, my bad year.
• 30:45
  Respect your elders, mother and dag Jay. It's his social security during all
• 30:51
  during all our resources paying for his medication. There won't be enough for us,
• 30:56
  won't be enough for us, bleeding the system dry. It was just
• 30:59
  kind of and sh oh, we're fucked. Yeah we're fucked, buddy.
• 31:04
  Oh yeah, same ship, different day, m J. How was your
• 31:10
  week? I ain't do nothing. Then just watch the game. No working,
• 31:14
  no games this week? No, that's next week? Which game are
• 31:17
  working? Next week? Giants? Giants? Who do they play? Packers?
• 31:22
  My week? So just watch my team win. Oh yeah, you're
• 31:27
  a freie, be a free okay, okay. I was confused with the
• 31:33
  Raiders. I was like, oh, yeah, the team he reps more,
• 31:36
  the one that's decked out and currently yes, letting people know we're here.
• 31:41
  Fan, can somebody. I know this is going to turn. It
• 31:44
  probably going to turn. I'll wait till after you say a week because this
• 31:47
  question, I know it's going to turn into a very long debate. But
• 31:49
  go ahead. Just how was your week? It was good? No work?
• 31:56
  Yeah, you know, Mike, we might not get back because it's
• 32:00
  Mike. No, we'll definitely get back. Okay, should I say it
• 32:02
  before? I want to? I want to hear, I want to hear.
• 32:06
  Okay, So I was working. I started drinking this uh new stuff
• 32:12
  that we got, the Magic Mind, all the little green stuff, Yeah,
• 32:15
  the little booster. Did you really drink it or are we doing I
• 32:20
  really, I really drank it, Mike and I drank it for a couple
• 32:23
  of days, and it was good. It's it's green, so I thought
• 32:29
  it was gonna be like spinachy nasty, but it tastes like passion fruit.
• 32:32
  Yeah, and so it tastes good. Yeah, it actually tastes good.
• 32:36
  And I'm kind of sensitive to caffeine, so I was like a little iffy
• 32:39
  because it has macha in it, which has caffeine. It's tea. But
• 32:45
  it was overall pretty good. Like did you feel like wired? Why didn't
• 32:50
  feel wired? I just felt like like focused. I guess like caffeine,
• 32:54
  like straight coffee will make me like jittery throughout the day, or I'll just
• 32:58
  feel like antsy anxious. But this was like all right, I can go
• 33:02
  through my day. Like it says to drink it like first thing in the
• 33:06
  morning, but I didn't do that. I drink it like middle of the
• 33:07
  day. Are you supposed to drink it with like a meal or just it
• 33:10
  says drink it with like your first caffeine intake, But I don't drink coffee
• 33:15
  or anything, so that's whatever. So for me, it's whenever because that's
• 33:19
  the only caf So like if you have a cup of coffee in the morning,
• 33:22
  you drink it with a cup of coffee. That's what it says.
• 33:24
  Interesting, I guess it's like what's it called magic mind And it's supposed to
• 33:29
  be like jump start your day kind of thing. Yes, supposed to be
• 33:31
  something like a not a caffeine alternative or a coffee alternative, but like supplement
• 33:37
  supplement to it, like something for it because it has all different types of
• 33:40
  like a booster energy concentration, all that but yeah, that was cool.
• 33:49
  Other than that, had a decent week. I came to the realization.
• 33:54
  I know, it's like, well, since it's almost the end of the
• 33:57
  year. Again, I came to the realization that New Year's resolutions are just
• 34:02
  a waste of time and they're a lie. Yeah, because I think we
• 34:07
  concluded that a long time. I mean, I just came to that realization
• 34:10
  again because I was like, I was supposed to work out like three days
• 34:13
  a week for this whole year, and I think I did that twice.
• 34:17
  Loser for making a resolution. Well, that's what I said, and that's
• 34:21
  why I just started working out last week. I was just like, you
• 34:23
  know what, I don't have to wait till the start of the year.
• 34:27
  I'm doing this right now. So I did that. Yeah, that's pretty
• 34:31
  much it. Okay, how do you work on going Mike? Huh?
• 34:37
  Next question? They're going actually going, well, they're going to the pool,
• 34:40
  going to the pool. I started working out with Marcus again. I
• 34:45
  didn't do it last week, but I'm going back tomorrow. Okay. No,
• 34:49
  last time I skipped, he snitched on me, so I gotta go
• 34:51
  back. And he told your peel he don't snitch on you. I just
• 34:54
  get all the ships. I can see when you cancel. You see when
• 34:58
  I cancel? Yes, you see everything time you CANCELEDNA pulled up right now,
• 35:02
  I'll show you every single time, les less how many times you can't
• 35:07
  pull it up, Pull it up. That's it's not good. Lately it's
• 35:15
  better. But before it was shooting from the field. Mike. Uh uh,
• 35:22
  you can lie your with I. Hey you got this. I A'm
• 35:25
  backing them up. Listen all I will say I've lately it's been better because
• 35:30
  for a lot of for like for months and months and months, I would
• 35:35
  definitely put it off and not do it. But after Thanksgiving, I'm getting
• 35:40
  back in the groove now, trying to get back so starting tomorrow. I
• 35:44
  haven't made that appointment yet, but uh, you know, I just find
• 35:49
  it crazy how you can just you know, stop working out with me for
• 35:52
  free and start paying. Because you had me getting up at the ash crack
• 35:55
  in the morning and taking showers in a strange place and you said to start
• 36:00
  the real good you was I actually like doing this? Yeah? I was
• 36:02
  lying. He's lying to himself to get himself believe he's trying to gas like.
• 36:07
  Well, then it's easier to lie to me. Keep lying to yourself.
• 36:10
  It's easier to do it later in the day. I getting I can't
• 36:16
  do it either, Like getting up at I had to get up. You
• 36:20
  had me. You want me up at fucking five? Yeah, I tried
• 36:23
  doing that, fuck you hell yeah. I just got to work after that.
• 36:30
  Yes, because before, like the first day, it was nice.
• 36:34
  Like the first day I did it, it was like, okay, this
• 36:37
  is okay. But then after a couple more time, I was like,
• 36:38
  this ain't really it. Yeah, I'm tired all day because I worked out
• 36:43
  in the morning. This shiit sucks. But you get into a rhythm.
• 36:45
  You kept breaking the rhythm because you kept canceling. Once you get into the
• 36:50
  rhythm, you Gucci, I'm not a morning person. There's no rhythm.
• 36:52
  And I that is crazy because I'm a morning person. But I got a
• 36:57
  workout in the morning person. No, just that you be up on that
• 37:00
  growing through your social media, sending people unnecessary ship instead of going to bed
• 37:05
  the first of all. And you know, I don't be up. You're
• 37:07
  being funny. I do you know I'm not that. Ain't me sending you
• 37:13
  that ship? Nigga's sleep Mike. That's sleep, Mike, and that's a
• 37:17
  totally different sleep. Micro out here sending random TikTok lives at two am.
• 37:22
  You watch his Korean dramas. That's sleep. Like watching a movie clip of
• 37:28
  like a movie clip while like on half the screen somebody's building a fucking spoon.
• 37:36
  We talked about talk me no, no, we just hold hold on.
• 37:38
  How many We'll get there. We'll get there. Yo, got anything
• 37:45
  to say about your ask your question back to my question since Michigan and had
• 37:52
  me thinking, what the fuck is this college football playoff? Like how do
• 37:59
  we decide? Like what is the what is the criteria? Because it's like
• 38:02
  a lot of shit going on. A lot of things went wrong at the
• 38:07
  end of the season that made this very hard this year. Yeah, remember
• 38:14
  how does something go? You coming at LD like, no, had all
• 38:20
  the favorites one they would have needed help to get in the playoffs because they
• 38:24
  would have been the odd man out because there's only four slots. There's five
• 38:28
  Power five team now because they had the one loss, there's four slots.
• 38:31
  No, nobody's guaranteed anything. It's not like the winners of each conference get
• 38:36
  in like in football, right, like if you win your division, you're
• 38:39
  guarantee the playoff spot. Right in NFL, the college football playoffs, it's
• 38:44
  a group of guys like a committee, and they just pick the four teams
• 38:47
  that they feel like should play in the playoffs. So it's not it's not
• 38:52
  objective at all. It's not based off the rankings. Like so like this
• 38:55
  year, like one through four isn't in the playoffs. It's like one,
• 38:59
  two, three, e five. Well that's it's very subjective, but it
• 39:04
  changes. It's one through four, but they but not the national rankings because
• 39:07
  like if you go look at the national rankings right now, Florida State is
• 39:10
  four, right, yeah, and the A people, yeah, a people.
• 39:14
  So like that that thing you see next to the college teams throughout the
• 39:16
  year, that ranking, and they don't go by that. No, they
• 39:21
  don't go by the not after like week eight or ten or something. So
• 39:24
  the thing they show us all year to show us how a team ranks,
• 39:30
  they don't use that as the measionic stick. It's not the only thing that
• 39:34
  it's not the only thing they use. They take an account other ship.
• 39:37
  There's the eye tests. So like you're not serious, yeah, no,
• 39:42
  So like that's like Florida State, who plays in a Power five conference,
• 39:45
  is undefeated. They did not lose a game this year. It's not in
• 39:50
  the college playoff because their starting quarterback got hurt two three weeks ago. So
• 39:55
  they're basically basing off who would be good in the playoffs, not how what
• 40:00
  they hit like the strongest team at this point, so last year getting into
• 40:04
  the playoffs. So last year really fucked it up because TCU made the playoff
• 40:08
  and Bama didn't, and they kept everybody kept saying, there's no way you
• 40:13
  think TCU is better than Bama, but Bama lost. Obama was I think
• 40:15
  they lost two games. Yeah, Bama lost two games. But TCU they're
• 40:20
  like, they're under I think they were undefeated the conference championship, so they're
• 40:24
  like they deserve to be in and I know Georgia killed exactly. So now
• 40:29
  this year you have that like staining of not wanting to repeat of a sixty
• 40:34
  to seven game again. So so they're pretty much building it off of who
• 40:39
  would what would be the best games in the playoff rather than yes, but
• 40:44
  then not even that because Georgia lost one game all year and they just lost
• 40:47
  Saturday to Bama. Bama two losses, which is like, no, they
• 40:51
  lost one. They lost they lost one, and now they're out. They
• 40:53
  were they were the number one team all year, they were ranked number one
• 40:55
  all year long, and now they're out. They don't make the playoffs and
• 40:59
  they're back to back defending champion. Don't make the playoffs. Texas because they
• 41:05
  beat Bama is in in Bama because they just beat Georgia. And Michigan's undefeated
• 41:10
  and Washington's also, so you get like in the playoffs by like, uh,
• 41:16
  what's the what's the word? It's it's relationship. What's the theory of
• 41:22
  favoritism? What do you mean? It's like because if this happened, then
• 41:27
  you must be better. What's that word. It's a word for it like
• 41:30
  transitive property. So like Bama Bama beat or Texas beat Bama, Bama beat
• 41:38
  Georgia. So by transitive property, Texas is better than Georgia. So they
• 41:42
  make the playoffs like they couldn't. Like that's and that's why when I said
• 41:46
  els whin, he tried to come at me, which I said, a
• 41:50
  fact, all the favorites ones, because it would have been Michigan's undefeated,
• 41:55
  washing undefeated champion Conference champion, Washington underfeed a conference champion, Florida State undefeated
• 42:01
  conference champion, and Georgia undefeated conference champion. Texas would have been a one
• 42:07
  loss conference champion, and there's four spots now because of Florida State. Like
• 42:13
  that's that, Like Florida State has their quarterback, Texas doesn't make it.
• 42:16
  I don't like so one of the teams. So what happened to chaos happened?
• 42:20
  I think also the chaos happened of Georgia losing, So now it gets
• 42:25
  Georgia losing so they won't get Alabama has that we have that spot now,
• 42:30
  but because Alabama lost to Texas, you have to put Texas in. Yeah.
• 42:37
  Also I think if Florida State was more But that's that's what I said
• 42:42
  period. I said there should have been no SEC school in the playoffs.
• 42:45
  That's what should have happened. But here's logically, here's here's the thing.
• 42:50
  But because of last there's no here's the thing. Part of the criteria also
• 42:54
  is had to head matchups. Bama and Texas played each other, had the
• 43:00
  head right so but so in my opinion, right, I know you can't
• 43:06
  do this because of TCU last year, but if last year didn't happen,
• 43:10
  it should have been Michigan, Washington, Florida State in Georgia the winners,
• 43:19
  right, No, Texas, Texas is the conference champion. No, it
• 43:22
  shouldn't have been Texas. You're saying Georgia even if they lost, Yeah,
• 43:27
  or Georgia or really obviously Texas. But Georgia was right number one. They
• 43:35
  dropped five spaces after one loss. Hey, don't lose, but Texas has
• 43:40
  a lost too. And Texas lost was to who Oklahoma? Like like they
• 43:45
  lost the fucking who They're the twelfth. Oklahoma wasn't night, but they Alabama,
• 43:52
  you know what I mean, Like it's it's tough. Yeah, it's
• 43:54
  tough. At the time, Oklahoma Oklahoma was one. Even if you so,
• 43:58
  even if Texas so, I mean, you keep Bama and George out
• 44:01
  and it's like, ah, you can't. Really they didn't want to.
• 44:05
  They didn't want to leave an SEC team. Yeah, interesting makes sense.
• 44:10
  It's biggest fan base. We don't have to worry about this next year,
• 44:13
  right, Yeah, next year it is not going to matter. It's gonna
• 44:15
  matter again because now instead of fighting for the fourth spot, the it's gonna
• 44:20
  be fights for the eighth spot on the twelve. It's going to twelve,
• 44:25
  but there's gonna be a difference because they're trying to kill these kids. The
• 44:30
  top probably six teams are probably going to be the best teams, right,
• 44:34
  but the off team is not going to be it's a Cinderella like yeah,
• 44:37
  but now just like there's it won't be as big of a deal. But
• 44:40
  just like now where it's fighting for that all right, because one of the
• 44:47
  and part of it to may the twelve and the criteria of the group of
• 44:51
  five schools like the right now Liberty or two those schools like James Madison,
• 44:58
  Like James Madison, WI me in a top twelve if they if they're ranked
• 45:00
  high high enough as a conference champion, like said they're undefeated conference. They
• 45:06
  hope they're not doing that. I'm not trying to see that they would be
• 45:08
  the twelfth team. But it wouldn't matter because honestly, the top five six
• 45:14
  teams are the most realistic teams to like the best teams. You're just giving
• 45:20
  them top at eight. You're giving them a chance to do like college basketball,
• 45:23
  to have an upset. It's like the it's like the sixteen seed that
• 45:29
  I don't want to see that for football. No, it's gonna get ugly
• 45:30
  in football. I don't want to see it. But that's the thing.
• 45:34
  I don't want to waste their time on. Mind you never know, you
• 45:37
  don't know, but especially now with nil and transferportal, she's going to be
• 45:43
  a lot more even But because you see in the bowl game last year.
• 45:47
  But hey, f SU plays Georgia in a bowl game, and if f
• 45:53
  SU beats Georgia, then they got they gotta claim for why they shouldn't been
• 45:57
  but that but that's the whole thing. Can they put them in that,
• 46:00
  They can't put them in a but but like say they lose to Georgia in
• 46:02
  that bowl game, all right, the main problem was their quarterback. Their
• 46:07
  quarterback who was a Heisman candidate got hurt injured. But like also the art
• 46:12
  but because they didn't show out like an exactly champion if they actually played and
• 46:17
  like blew up their They beat Louisville, who's also a top fifteen team though,
• 46:22
  but they need nobody did they beat it, but they didn't destroy them.
• 46:25
  It came down to the file points in the eye tests. It's like,
• 46:29
  all right, this team is then and they and they had their third
• 46:31
  string quarterback. Yeah, yeah, exactly, So now their second quarterback will
• 46:37
  be back in time for the playoffs. Yeah, but they're basing it off
• 46:39
  of Jordan Travis, not yeah being there. So which is game on the
• 46:45
  second string and then a third second game on the third string. Well I'm
• 46:49
  talking. I'm saying because it's it's a lot of people saying it's messed up
• 46:52
  because like that's why they said, had they blown them out? Because this
• 46:57
  half act years ago with Ohio State with Braxton Miller and j T. Barrett
• 47:04
  went down and that's when Cardill Jones went on that tear and they won the
• 47:07
  championship. But because Louisville, because Florida State didn't blow out Louisville, They're
• 47:13
  like, all right, we don't. We're not gonna waste our time with
• 47:15
  this. Like even that, how the fuck does Texas jump ahead of High
• 47:22
  State because they didn't play Texas is playing for a conference championship. Yeah,
• 47:28
  yeah, but they lost, that's part of That's part of the see But
• 47:30
  that's part of the criteria. Like they I understand the criteria playing in the
• 47:35
  conference champion This is I'm not going to It's very like texas Is one loss
• 47:46
  to Oklahoma is worse than Ohio State's one lost to Michigan. A high state
• 47:54
  lost the number one team in the country. Technically, yeah, fucking you
• 47:59
  can. Only Texas lost to Oklahoma rivalry game. But at the time tex
• 48:04
  Oklahoma was ranked, they wasn't ran hard in Michigan. Yeah, you know
• 48:08
  what I mean. It's like Michigan, Like it just sucks and we did
• 48:13
  all this ship with our coach for half okay, but yeah, like it
• 48:17
  it's crazy. There's no I'm gonna listen to it for like on sports for
• 48:22
  like probably today or yesterday, and I'm like, this is what the fuck?
• 48:24
  Like, whoever you listen, it's gotta be an easier way to do
• 48:28
  that. Don't want pretty little head. Depending on which team you support is
• 48:31
  how you view the subject. Sorry, ladies, I'm good. I bet
• 48:36
  you are good. No, I'm talking about my team. Yeah, I
• 48:38
  bet you, I bet you are good. I didn't get no complaint who
• 48:42
  we were going to play because we were preparing for Georgia all year. That's
• 48:45
  why you should be ready for people. So people don't know because I'm an
• 48:49
  actual fan, like I actually follow more than just why yes, I'm not.
• 48:54
  I'm the sick of nigga's looking at recruits for next year. Yeah,
• 48:59
  you're not looking up school children. There's one high school kid in the class
• 49:01
  of twenty twenty six. I'm trying to christ I think you know who he
• 49:07
  is. We all know both well. I feel like you are a sick
• 49:12
  nigga. I might be looking at other niggas from the classes. I wouldn't
• 49:15
  be surprised, you know, wrong with that. I wasn't doing that since
• 49:20
  high school. What's the website dot com? That's I've been doing that since
• 49:23
  high school? Max. Yeah, but Rivals is my like you go to
• 49:29
  like that was the thing like when we were in high school. Actually,
• 49:30
  me and my boy something about that. When we're in high school used to
• 49:34
  check that shit all the time because we used to try to see like the
• 49:36
  top kids from Jersey because we're trying to get my boy to be like his
• 49:39
  see if he would get on that list list and like that or try to
• 49:45
  like because a lot of at that time, when holy Cross was fucking nasty
• 49:47
  and like a lot of like Woodrow, we played against a kid from He
• 49:52
  ended up going to us Seed and then transferred to Maryland. Like, we
• 49:54
  played against a lot of like D one kids, so we try to see
• 49:58
  all that ship we played against days we had to go Dwayne Jared and basketball,
• 50:02
  and that nigga just dunked all over brother, my brother. My uncle
• 50:07
  played k D in high school. Yeah, I retire after that. Yeah,
• 50:10
  it wasn't good. Sixteen year old retirement my uncle. But that's like
• 50:15
  went to for a little bit. He went to Life Center. They played
• 50:19
  KD. That is your cousin, my uncle. Yeah, his uncle is
• 50:23
  his cousin. Now you got too close in age for his uncle cousin.
• 50:27
  No, how old is your uncle? He's seven years old, So he's
• 50:30
  thirty eight, thirty seven, thirty eight, so that you it's still his
• 50:34
  uncle still even if he was younger. It's Keenan's. Come on, it's
• 50:37
  Keenan's. Yeah, yeah, he is rept hard anyway. Sorry, sorry,
• 50:44
  I'm sorry. I just had to ask because that was just racking my
• 50:46
  mind. And other people that are just what I mean. There's men out
• 50:52
  there who, yeah, I know you're not a big college for that's the
• 50:57
  ship right there, and I hope they mix it because last year and shipped
• 51:02
  like that. That makes people not interesting. No, because it's it's still
• 51:07
  a lot of them. It's popular. If you're an Alabama fan, you
• 51:09
  would you would love it, like they benefited from the way it works.
• 51:15
  So it all depends on I'm talking about from the neutral person that's just looking
• 51:17
  at this. It's like looking at all like what the fuck? Like you
• 51:22
  know, like you know what I mean. I see the lot to it,
• 51:23
  though it's only because because of football. It's such a physical sport.
• 51:28
  It's hard and there's so many schools. It's not like college basketball. You
• 51:31
  need to have a big ass tournament for it. Yeah, I can't do
• 51:35
  that. Like people talking about that would be one of the NFL season tournament,
• 51:39
  right, Oh my god, scrambled eggs. They just put up gifts
• 51:44
  of two on the ground, like yep, that would be almost everyone.
• 51:49
  That ship would be sponsored by CTE Records. So all right, I saw
• 51:54
  it. Actually, gotta go ahead. I was gonna say I saw a
• 51:58
  lot going on. Yeah, I saw this pop up. I don't want
• 52:00
  to talk about it before, but get to it now. It was a
• 52:04
  list of most hated TV characters of all time. Yes, mine are always
• 52:07
  daughters. I think a couple of players are on. There are on here.
• 52:14
  I'll just start from twelve to one. Twelve was Rachel Barry from Glee.
• 52:19
  I don't know if you watch Glee, she was annoying as fuck.
• 52:22
  She's the acoustic one in her life or reptor. Actually they're not the same.
• 52:30
  That's not the same, I said. Either way, she can't read.
• 52:35
  Okay, the bitch can't read. Eleven the Governor from Walking Dead.
• 52:39
  Ooh, got cute with that one. I don't know the governors I stopped
• 52:44
  watching. Think the Governor with the bat. No, that's remember when they
• 52:52
  never the Big Civilization. It's one of the early seasons, like the real
• 52:57
  big dude whose daughter was one and he was trying to like, yeah,
• 53:00
  was daughter was a zombie. He sliced herschel's fucking head off. He like
• 53:04
  kept her in a cave or some ship. Yeah, yeah, I think
• 53:08
  that's the season I say that was. That was the earl that was like
• 53:10
  when watching Honestly, yeah, that was like too though. That's when I
• 53:15
  stopped watching season two or three. That's about when I stopped watching number ten.
• 53:20
  I don't think anyone's gonna know this one. Emily Waltham from Friends Nobody.
• 53:25
  I just watched it just watched the blackness. He's supposed to say,
• 53:29
  I don't watch that ship, that white ship. Living a single baby.
• 53:31
  I saw, yeah, a lot of what you call it distractions, But
• 53:36
  I saw this stand up, the stand up of like this white dude from
• 53:40
  US, from like somewhere in Europe. He's saying for the subtitles from English
• 53:46
  to or from whatever to English. It pops up as Nigga translates to friend.
• 53:52
  No, yeah, that's what in his language. So he was like
• 53:55
  a joke about friends, like where all the friends? There's no friends in
• 54:01
  this show. It's like, oh, there's a friend, but where's where's
• 54:04
  the rest of the friends? We should go in there and kill all the
• 54:07
  friends. Yeah, friend kill friends. He's like death to all friends,
• 54:12
  Like whoa, whoa, Yeah, what's wrong with being friends? But yeah,
• 54:15
  number nine is a shocker, but I get it. Kyu. Yeah,
• 54:22
  why he's a little ship, a little ship, so all he does
• 54:28
  is wine. He's a little bit. The episode of sees a make a
• 54:31
  wish child at that, Jesus, I wish he would go the fuck away.
• 54:36
  Yeah, bro, he might be soon. That's three wishes, all
• 54:39
  of them for Kyu. Now, if they would have said Ruby from Acts
• 54:43
  and Ruby. I will understand that, but Kyu is worse and we need
• 54:46
  to stop acting like children can't be terrible people children. Okay, I don't
• 54:52
  watch Kye like that. Everything Jesus seems he fucking sucks. He's mean to
• 54:58
  his little sister. She's a baby, So what's he It's not stop ky
• 55:05
  you apologize. You gotta be like three or four. It doesn't matter.
• 55:08
  He's a fucking three year old. Ship eat ship. Number eight Laurie Grimes,
• 55:16
  another Walking Dead character. Sure number seven, Rii the mom his wife
• 55:23
  wife, fuck Shane. You ain't like it her. A lot of people
• 55:29
  didn't like because she was still trying to get with SHANEQ was just turned on.
• 55:36
  But number seven sir Ce Lanister from Game of Thrones. Surprise, she's
• 55:39
  not higher, honestly she she you know? Yeah, number six. Only
• 55:49
  Mike might know this one. Shall Tucker from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood didn't watch
• 55:52
  that. I'm not into Full Metal Alchemists. Okay, Well there's a character
• 55:57
  that he's doing human experimentation and he turns his daughter into like a dog.
• 56:02
  Oh wow, and that's that. That's pretty much that's that that might get
• 56:07
  you up there, number five Janice soprano, because I don't think she was
• 56:14
  hated. She sucked. She wasn't like she was the worst. She was.
• 56:21
  Give you somebody who was worse than that from that show? A j
• 56:25
  Yeah, he's not on the list. I'm surprised. And another one she
• 56:32
  was when she got with what was the dude's name, Ralph? Was it?
• 56:37
  Ralph? Got with three niggas? She got with well, no,
• 56:43
  all right, she was terrible when she got with Bobby, Bobby, Bobby,
• 56:50
  Ralph. She was with Ralph, she was insufferable, you mean rob
• 56:52
  when like when you're talking about Ralph with the blond hair Ralph Sabretta. When
• 56:57
  she was when she was taking and ship there, No, that was Oh
• 57:05
  that was that was Richie Richie Richie Richie. Yes, okay, but Richie,
• 57:10
  y'all never watched sopranos. Yo yo, but Richie. There's another one.
• 57:16
  And I didn't realize until I got older. Jackie Jr. He was
• 57:22
  terrible too. What about he was just number four? Jack Who's Jackie?
• 57:25
  Jackie Jr. Was the one who Jackie A. Pril's son, Jackie Prill
• 57:29
  that the son that was the dating metals yes, yes, he was alright,
• 57:35
  it was just stupid. Tennis was terrible. He's not on the same
• 57:37
  level with Jannis and a Jace was a grown ass woman. She was just
• 57:40
  a bozo. And hold on. Number four is Livia Soprano who was terrible.
• 57:45
  Gram was terrible Tony's mom was she? Yes, she sucked. The
• 57:50
  whole premise behind the show was because she was terrible. She's literally if she
• 57:52
  didn't If she didn't suck, the show doesn't have the show doesn't exist.
• 57:59
  I don't know. And then you got to watch the movie. She was
• 58:01
  words as a younger, so she deserves to be at the top. But
• 58:06
  you niggas have never seen Soprano. I can see him. Stop surprised you
• 58:12
  watching all the TV that you'll watch, and please go watch the prank start
• 58:16
  watch the watch like. No, I stopped. I watched the last season
• 58:22
  and then I think I watched Like because that's when one of the greatest shows
• 58:25
  of all time really good. I'm sure too many episodes. Then as you
• 58:30
  get really once you get start, it goes bro alright, hour long episodes.
• 58:39
  Yeah, but who's your tough who's your top five works? I'm sorry,
• 58:45
  this is I gotta know this. Who's your top five worst characters on
• 58:46
  that show? Not word on the show. Number one's gotta be a a
• 58:52
  fucking horrendous Honestly, both his kids sucked metal, sucked to metal. But
• 59:00
  she you were no, no, no, she sucked in the beginning,
• 59:05
  she sucked in the end. She didn't. Yes she did, Yes,
• 59:07
  she did, Yes she did. Because she became one of those hypocritical people
• 59:13
  like, oh, I want to be a lawyer to defend They were like
• 59:16
  the cops are treating her on like like treating my family unfairly. Yeah,
• 59:22
  your your family. He's a murderer. Your dad is a murderer and he
• 59:25
  hangs with other murderers. But she was and they were she was. I
• 59:29
  remember what she said. They were upholding the principles of the of the old
• 59:32
  Italian Wait, no, they're fucking murderers. That's the old Italian way,
• 59:37
  mate. I mean true, two things could be true. But who else
• 59:43
  agree with that? Ship? Carmel, I love what no no going through.
• 59:51
  I mean, Tony was a piece of but he was just the main
• 59:55
  character. He was a horrible guy. I elaborate on people. I hate
• 1:00:00
  them most. Yeah A J. Meadow, you can't hate Meadow more than
• 1:00:05
  you hate Chris the dude, Chris, Chris Christ Chris. How do you
• 1:00:09
  hate Chris? Chris? In the second like after he got clean, Yeah,
• 1:00:15
  after he got the chick all that chicken on. But after he had
• 1:00:19
  to after he had to get after to get rid of Shorty, he started
• 1:00:23
  really getting bad. Like clean, that's when he got bad. Uh he
• 1:00:29
  she sucked? Who else? I can't believe you niggas have never seen the
• 1:00:37
  Sopranos Jersey Get Get Out the State. I'm not that like literally, I
• 1:00:43
  like so like that's the thing in the Sopranos too. Literally, if you're
• 1:00:46
  on the turnpike going up North and you go past, you go past the
• 1:00:52
  sick coat the oil things. As soon as as soon as I drive past,
• 1:00:57
  I literally have the theme songs like pops in my every time, because
• 1:01:00
  that's like the beginning of the show. Like, you know who I didn't
• 1:01:04
  like. I hated old older Juny. You know how I didn't like.
• 1:01:07
  I didn't I didn't really like Paulie. Paulie got annoying. Paulie Waldner,
• 1:01:10
  I didn't like it, got annoying. Yeah, and then I'll probably say,
• 1:01:15
  can we start yeah, I think that's it. I'm sorry, Nah
• 1:01:19
  man, they stuck in the soprano wave. Man say, yeah, I
• 1:01:21
  should have never said the sopranos ones lost in it. Number three such a
• 1:01:24
  good fucking show. Great Skyler White from Breaking Bed. Yes, I don't
• 1:01:30
  remember her doing much to hate her. If anything, this nigga, huh
• 1:01:39
  when she fucked Ted was fucking ted Ted binnicky. She was fucking him.
• 1:01:47
  Why this nigga has cancer and ship? Actually, I'll give you one worse
• 1:01:52
  and I don't breaking bad. The fucking sun. Yeah, the sun was
• 1:01:57
  worse than the mom I The sun was annoying. Kobe's flamable. All he
• 1:02:01
  did, All he did was wine and fucking bitch all the time. That
• 1:02:07
  motherfucker was annoying. And I think the wife is worse. But all right.
• 1:02:13
  Number two Ramsey Bolton from I Swapped sc and him. No, no,
• 1:02:22
  well he he gets tumber two for what he did to Sansa alone,
• 1:02:25
  what he was doing the Reek. He was a sicko. He was bad.
• 1:02:30
  But it's like you're just a bad sick person. That's why you hate
• 1:02:36
  him. But Circe's like deliberately like evil. He's like just probably stick in
• 1:02:40
  the head. She's just fucking her brother. She's sick in the head,
• 1:02:45
  she's fucking her brother. Yeah. See, I know you didn't see the
• 1:02:47
  show, but now had three children, I think three or four babies by
• 1:02:53
  her brother and had another nigga raising him. Mm hmmm number one Josh Free
• 1:03:00
  yep, oh that little mother for Yeah. I've never been so happy to
• 1:03:06
  see a kid die. Yo. Watching him die was so gratifying. When
• 1:03:13
  I saw when he first that first call, I was like, but when
• 1:03:16
  he really started calling that, Oh it's happening, he was mother, He's
• 1:03:21
  gonna get And then he started turning purple. I was like, yeah,
• 1:03:25
  yeah, let the poison through you, let the toxins take control. Yeah,
• 1:03:35
  yeah, I'm gonna go a J already that I saw that AJJ.
• 1:03:39
  But I don't know if you guys have seen this Homeland that darted from Homeland
• 1:03:45
  I never seen. It was fucking terrible. Do you have do you have
• 1:03:47
  one that's an honorable mention? You know who also hated? I know,
• 1:03:52
  y'all go and get on me. I couldn't stand Vanessa from uh Berndie mackshell
• 1:03:59
  you know what, Okay, I get it? Yeah, yeah, because
• 1:04:02
  like hat, but you know where you Yeah, I hate yeah because like
• 1:04:08
  it was you don't want to know where you was coming from. You know
• 1:04:12
  where you have attitude all but you are from the gutter of the gut with
• 1:04:16
  crack mama, Like your mom's a crackhead and you were old enough to know
• 1:04:21
  the rock. They made it work. They didn't need Uncle Bernie, theyn't
• 1:04:28
  asked for it. They made it work. It was so bad that like
• 1:04:31
  that's it turned me off from the show though, like at some point,
• 1:04:34
  like I had to, like it's hard for me to watch the show because
• 1:04:38
  of her, because she was just so terrible. Once you have if you
• 1:04:43
  have an honorable mention, uh, is it somebody that like was just did
• 1:04:49
  bad things go to show you that you h hated their character? None of
• 1:04:58
  you'll watched The Flash? Anybody I watched Flash? I did fucking the chick
• 1:05:03
  that played Caitlyn snow Frost. That her, she's annoying as fuck the actress
• 1:05:09
  or the character her, she all three of them? Wait what all three
• 1:05:15
  of them? All three of who the actress, the character and then the
• 1:05:18
  other. No, because she plays three three different people in that show.
• 1:05:21
  Okay, all three of them? Yeah, she got Kaitlyn, you got
• 1:05:25
  Frost and he got a new John. I forget her name. I didn't
• 1:05:28
  see. I stopped watching bro. She was just fucking annoying. Did you
• 1:05:30
  just everything was just well, guys, I think we can do it through
• 1:05:34
  friendship and shut the fuck up. Shut up, please, I swear to
• 1:05:42
  god. She was annoying. And then last season, the last season,
• 1:05:45
  I want to choke the birch. Fair enough, fair enough, you got
• 1:05:50
  one? Nah, I got another one just from New Girl. I didn't
• 1:06:00
  hate her. Three them three had chemistry and even c C was even good.
• 1:06:05
  It would her and Winston the city mess around, mess around. Oh,
• 1:06:15
  I got one. Oh, I got one pay him from the office.
• 1:06:19
  No, I got another from that. You said that before, Yeah,
• 1:06:26
  Aaron, you hated Aaron? Oh my, I hate that character.
• 1:06:30
  It was so just because she's stupid and like, it was so so annoying.
• 1:06:35
  I got and I think I've said this before, I've definitely said this
• 1:06:39
  on the podcast before, but fucking Bruce from Gotham, I never wanted to
• 1:06:45
  punch a little kid in the face so much. I've never won to that
• 1:06:49
  that character was annoying. That character was annoying as fun watched the people people
• 1:06:57
  watched, but they like fell off that came. W Hey, I enjoyed
• 1:07:02
  that was that was on Fox, that Fox. I enjoyed there watching those
• 1:07:08
  d C shows. I did. Molly from Insecure, No, yeah,
• 1:07:14
  I get it, I get it. It was a give and take between
• 1:07:17
  her and he had very few redeeming moments. She was a character that didn't
• 1:07:24
  get her ship together until the very very and I mean like the second to
• 1:07:30
  last. I mean she also sucked. She had shipped together in a different
• 1:07:35
  way, but I would saying like she was redeemable as a character, probably
• 1:07:40
  within the last two seasons, and Molly sucked until like the second to last
• 1:07:45
  episode. I understood Molly, I got it. I don't think she stuck
• 1:07:48
  to me. Now understand now, I want to why do you understand Molly?
• 1:07:56
  She was just somebody who has struggles of finding relationships at her status.
• 1:08:02
  Nothing wrong with that, No, but she had good relationships and she them
• 1:08:05
  up and that so it's not you're not having trouble, you are fucking them
• 1:08:10
  up. It's not self sabotaged when well, when you can't say you're having
• 1:08:14
  trouble like that, that's still trouble. So when you say it in a
• 1:08:17
  sympathizing man like that, you paint the picture. That's just we've all done
• 1:08:20
  the circumstances. We've all fucked up relationships a damn all right, Yeah,
• 1:08:32
  but listen she is she let me learn now the actual person that was fucking
• 1:08:40
  annoying and that ship was fucking Amanda Seals character. Well, she's annos like
• 1:08:44
  myriad that was purpose annoying. That was okay, and the cast didn't like
• 1:08:49
  her as a person. Yeah, allegedly they just want to we could do
• 1:08:58
  that, go to that that route. What were you gonna say about TikTok?
• 1:09:04
  No, Michael was saying, like earlier about like favorite things to watch
• 1:09:11
  on TikTok, you just be shying and be like I like watching this,
• 1:09:14
  And like Mike was talking about, when you're watching like a scene from a
• 1:09:16
  show and then it's like half and it's like some ship like crass, someone's
• 1:09:23
  shaving, so it's so rare. Nobody making chabbata bread, somebody cutting sty
• 1:09:30
  or like a bad friend's clip, and is that ship all the time.
• 1:09:34
  Somebody had like a wood thing and they're like they had to put a bunch
• 1:09:39
  of nails in it and they cut it around and make it look like they
• 1:09:42
  made a spoon. But it's like, it's weird. They made a metal
• 1:09:45
  spoon out of nothing, but the other half was precious, Okay, precious
• 1:09:54
  in a metal spoon. Yeah, it's like it's really bad. I mean,
• 1:09:57
  now that you think about, you know it's don't I mean, I've
• 1:10:00
  seen It's just one of those movies where you watch it one time and you
• 1:10:04
  are good. It's starting to be to the point where I might want to
• 1:10:08
  start watching nine to one one because of TikTok the cop show, Yes,
• 1:10:14
  because wait, are you talking about the the one with the Angela bas Yes?
• 1:10:19
  Is that the one show where the dude where it was like the kids
• 1:10:23
  were playing with a grenade in the backyard. That's Chicago Fire that one too,
• 1:10:29
  That's the one I've seen that shit the guy they be getting your brother.
• 1:10:32
  I'll be looking at the cop like, is he did he do the
• 1:10:35
  next video? The next part? That's it's bad. When you go to
• 1:10:40
  the page and you keep scrolling to see the one recent just watch and then
• 1:10:44
  you go through. You'll be saying it for thirty minutes, just watching all
• 1:10:46
  the pitches. Me off the fucking lazy TikTok bastards that do that, and
• 1:10:51
  they'll put part one in the video and never put the post part two,
• 1:10:57
  but they'll have three different other series of things going on. But where's my
• 1:11:00
  part two of my ship that I want to watch? Where's my ship?
• 1:11:05
  That's how they get you. Everybody, I'm telling you, everybody that has
• 1:11:09
  the TikTok at has going through this. Bro. You you see the video
• 1:11:14
  of the bitch making a fucking playto sandwich in one half and it be shipped
• 1:11:19
  you already seen before, Like I know what's gonna happen, Like I seen
• 1:11:24
  this movie already, That's what I'm saying, but I wanted I need to
• 1:11:27
  see them. It'd be like a Theo von Klipp of saying them talking like
• 1:11:31
  a podcast or something, and underneath it's just sit some some making like uh
• 1:11:38
  a girl, I don't know, yeah, groch like anything, or or
• 1:11:41
  they're the ones where they're I don't know if it's g t a online where
• 1:11:44
  they're just over a hill hill after him. That's the car it goes through
• 1:11:49
  like all the fucking like ship and you watching that, but you're also trying
• 1:11:55
  to pay this to the You're looking at the bottom, like is the car
• 1:11:58
  going to make it to the box? I'm gonna go off the track and
• 1:12:01
  the ones where they do a car going up the hill and they do it
• 1:12:04
  all the different types of gravity. Yo, you're ready or if you were
• 1:12:15
  surviving this car if forty miles an hours? Audi? How about the school?
• 1:12:24
  I don't know the real beaters when it's it's a row with the cars
• 1:12:26
  is going through, it's like a fucking hammer just floating in there, just
• 1:12:30
  swinging and like, is he gonna hit this car? Is it gonna hit
• 1:12:32
  this car? You know? I see that one. I see I think
• 1:12:35
  so maybe, but I see that a lot. I haven't been on TikTok
• 1:12:40
  all, but yeah, it'll be like it'll be but the word it'll be
• 1:12:43
  like something you see but it's a story, Like you have to see the
• 1:12:45
  next part. I got you now, you gotta see the top of the
• 1:12:48
  comedy. Be like searching for the show. I gotta, I gotta,
• 1:12:51
  I gotta start watching nine one one. I gotta start watching Yellowstone. I
• 1:12:56
  saw one. It was a girl talking about a like a horror short film,
• 1:13:00
  and I was like I was locked in. Well from just her explanation
• 1:13:02
  of the film. I was like, oh, I gotta find this,
• 1:13:04
  and I found it on YouTube and the ship was asked. I was actually
• 1:13:08
  pretty good the acting, you know, actually short from acting gonna be like
• 1:13:11
  that. But one character he was acting his ass off. I was like,
• 1:13:13
  they should have gave you the primary rule, honestly. But it was
• 1:13:16
  a good little short. The other side of the box, if you're interested
• 1:13:20
  in watching that, it's like, uh. He told one girl to watch
• 1:13:25
  the box and she walked away from Yeah, what a monster? Right,
• 1:13:29
  like, did you watch? Did you watch the full thing? I watched
• 1:13:31
  the full not the one where it's a monster in it. But they gotta
• 1:13:34
  ignore it, right, they have to watch it? Yeah yeah, And
• 1:13:39
  he was like, no, I told you to watch yeah. Oh oh
• 1:13:42
  they got the hammer too, that's all that. Oh yeah, you ain't
• 1:13:45
  gonna survive that. But yeah, lok Q saw it. It was like
• 1:13:49
  this, his friend brings over a box. There's like some weird dynamic with
• 1:13:55
  him and his ex or his girl. I guess they were messing with each
• 1:13:58
  other or whatever. And then the friend comes over. He's like, here's
• 1:14:00
  a box. I want you to open it. It's a gift for Christmas.
• 1:14:04
  Blah, blah blah. He's like opened the card afterward. Open the
• 1:14:08
  box first. He opens it and it's just like a black void, like
• 1:14:13
  you can't see anything. He drops a pencil in it. It just goes
• 1:14:17
  straight. You don't hear anything. And then him and his girl there and
• 1:14:23
  then they're talking to each other and they look back and it's just the top
• 1:14:29
  of some guy's head, just like his eyes in the top of his head
• 1:14:32
  in the box. In the box, no thanks, And then the note
• 1:14:36
  was like, yeah, exactly, no thanks. I would just pick up
• 1:14:40
  the box looking at him and be like nope, Yeah, you're going in
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  the ocean path. You can't escape this. I'm gonna put you into a
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• 1:14:53
  to the dump, buddy, He continues, or they continue and they look
• 1:14:59
  away, they look back, and then there's hands on top of the box,
• 1:15:03
  grabbing the outside of the not grab a knife and cut them off.
• 1:15:12
  My man, gonna put fingers. You don't got time to go get knives.
• 1:15:15
  I want them fingers going. Now, that's what I was like,
• 1:15:17
  I got these mouth mouth knives. You're going to bite the finger. Okay,
• 1:15:28
  oh yeah, I love that pemple popping, but they don't know how
• 1:15:30
  many times I'll type in flying cysts. And he was looking at my leg.
• 1:15:36
  But then they're they're both looking away. He goes and gets a knight
• 1:15:42
  or she goes and gets a knife or something. Then they look back and
• 1:15:45
  he's just like, you know, getting further out of the box. But
• 1:15:48
  then they're both looking at it, and it's like, oh yeah, someone
• 1:15:50
  has to keep an eye on it. So he leaves. He's trying to
• 1:15:54
  find his friend, and like lo Q said, he's like, no,
• 1:15:57
  you were supposed to watch the box, like, don't go back there,
• 1:16:00
  because obviously, like since he's not watching the box, this ging exactly this
• 1:16:06
  is really his main op. But yeah, he goes back to the house.
• 1:16:11
  The powers off, electrical switches out, he's walking around, and the
• 1:16:16
  creepiest part is he goes like into the basement or something, and then he
• 1:16:21
  sees the guy like a guy in the room and he sees them, but
• 1:16:27
  then he looks at the top of the stairs and there's like three people,
• 1:16:30
  like the shadows of three people at the top of the stairs, and each
• 1:16:32
  time he looks back, like they're moving closer and closer, and you see
• 1:16:38
  the guy reach for a light switch, but he's looking at him, but
• 1:16:41
  he just hears the guy the people coming down the stairs, and right when
• 1:16:45
  he looks up the stairs, you hear the light switch and everything goes black.
• 1:16:48
  I was like, oh, that was a good one. That was
• 1:16:51
  a heater. It's on YouTube the other side of the bucks, fifteen minutes
• 1:17:00
  of your of your time. Nah, I can't watch that. Then after
• 1:17:02
  that you watch the string things about the Johnson's. That's another good one.
• 1:17:08
  You want to rule your afternoon? Wow, that is that really? Just
• 1:17:13
  in the first two minutes you yo, that first twist and the first like
• 1:17:16
  man and a half, you go, what theF fuck? Yeah, someone
• 1:17:19
  was a real sick about the Johnson's. You ever seen the movie What's Inside
• 1:17:24
  the Box? What's inside the Box? I think that's what it's called.
• 1:17:28
  You're talking about what you called seven? Yeah? Seven? Just inside the
• 1:17:34
  box? Isn't that? What isn't that like the that's like the line what's
• 1:17:40
  in the box? The fucking box the movie What's in the Box? I
• 1:17:44
  just remember that line. That's exactly what it's called. That nigga, that
• 1:17:48
  nigga was he was like Brad pitt Box, he was is he dead?
• 1:17:54
  And he's like a the fucking uh what was it called? So you watched
• 1:17:59
  the movie on Remember he's not even listening the fund because he had different I
• 1:18:08
  think it was like, uh was it slothed Wrath? Probably remember it was
• 1:18:13
  like the Dead. It was like the dude was laid in the bed.
• 1:18:15
  He had him like IV up like that now, and they came to swap
• 1:18:20
  came and like he smelled and he looked that he looked like a corpse and
• 1:18:26
  he thought he was dead. And the guy went up to him to his
• 1:18:29
  face, like to his head, and he woke up. It's like a
• 1:18:31
  big jump scare in the whole movie. I gotta rewatch that movie. It's
• 1:18:38
  been a while. You have fun with that. It's not a scary scary
• 1:18:43
  thriller. Yeah, David Fincher, I did you watch the Yeah, I
• 1:18:47
  watched The Killer. I thought I didn't watch it. I thought it was
• 1:18:51
  trash. Yeah. First, but then because of TikTok and all these fucking
• 1:18:55
  like movie things, it was explained like explaining some ship, and I was
• 1:18:59
  like, I see the vision. I see it. Thanks TikTok. TikTok,
• 1:19:04
  TikTok, be help. Then I watched the square Game challenge. Nah,
• 1:19:10
  I know you were watching that parts of it on TikTok. I don't
• 1:19:14
  need to see. But is it? Are they doing different things in the
• 1:19:16
  show? Are the same things as the show? A bunch of Americans?
• 1:19:21
  The same things as the show, but a bunch of Americans and they're not.
• 1:19:24
  There's some different things. Uh, there's like two or three different games.
• 1:19:29
  That's that wasn't that one show? But brouh fuck that show? Why?
• 1:19:35
  Because they were systematically getting the niggas out? How So was there a
• 1:19:43
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• 1:19:47
  all swim. Anybody, anybody in his room could swim. Say, but
• 1:19:51
  if you think of a way that that myth is stupid. Yeah, that's
• 1:19:58
  right. You care Cory can when he just can't tread water, Well,
• 1:20:01
  you can't swim. You can't swim. He won't drown if he's in if
• 1:20:06
  he's in a pool, he can get to the edge. If I drop
• 1:20:09
  him in the ocean, the gas, Well, he survived none of us
• 1:20:12
  minutes, none of us. You can tread water for fifteen minutes, can
• 1:20:15
  he? No? Wonder you like, Molly, who's nigga? What are
• 1:20:20
  you talking about? He'd be out. But that's know. He jumped in
• 1:20:26
  the ocean without water wings. He was hey, he did a hole into
• 1:20:32
  the ocean. And if that boat left, he'd been If anybody, if
• 1:20:35
  we will be going to another friend's funeral, if anybody was left in the
• 1:20:39
  ocean without a boat, you'd be going to a funeral. No, because
• 1:20:43
  a lot of people, if they left with a boat, they could swim
• 1:20:45
  to shore. He could not make it. How do you get back to
• 1:20:48
  the boat? Swimming eight feet to a boat, it's not the same as
• 1:20:55
  swimming like a quarter mile to Shore's right there? Yeah? Are you?
• 1:21:02
  He can struggle swim to the boot right Listen, Corey ra Corey won't drown.
• 1:21:15
  I think we know what. Corey can't drown. No, I'm not
• 1:21:18
  he and that's what I'm saying. He can swim, He's just he's just
• 1:21:21
  not that good at treading Watery. That's not swimming. That is swimming,
• 1:21:25
  Michael, that's literally swimming. Army can't swim either. No, Army can't
• 1:21:30
  swim. No. I don't think Albert is toxic, so that's not surprising.
• 1:21:38
  Wow. So what about squid game? He said, what were they
• 1:21:43
  doing to systematically eliminate the black people? Oh? They was just so it
• 1:21:49
  was this guy who who was taking charge of like a lot of the games,
• 1:21:54
  because a lot of games they'd be like select the captain and if your
• 1:21:59
  team loses, the captain is also eliminated, eliminated. So well that's crazy.
• 1:22:04
  Couldn't they just choose a captain and like tank it. Well, you
• 1:22:09
  don't want to tank it because if you lose, you lose, so like
• 1:22:12
  you want to and it was it was so one of the games they had
• 1:22:18
  to they were playing the the Glass Glass Stopping and the way that they made
• 1:22:28
  it they made the switch was you had to go to a clall pick out
• 1:22:31
  a teddy bear and then each teddy bear had a number on it, and
• 1:22:34
  then you had to pick who got that number, if that makes sense.
• 1:22:40
  So there was like so the one and two they're gonna go with the black
• 1:22:45
  man. I'm like wow. They was like, oh, well he was
• 1:22:50
  the leader for us, and I don't I don't see anybody else leading us
• 1:22:56
  farther down this path then than this guy TJ. I'm like, no,
• 1:23:00
  you're just trying to get the nigg out they saw him was more competition.
• 1:23:03
  What was the game? The glass glass walking across, glass walking across?
• 1:23:08
  It's okay, so basically you stepped through and fall like yeah, yeah,
• 1:23:15
  So the later you go, the better chance your yes. Yeah. And
• 1:23:18
  the first two like get the niggas about it, and I'm like, god
• 1:23:21
  damn well. And there's a whole bunch of other stuff that they did too.
• 1:23:27
  I can't remember. I can't remember at this specific moment. I was
• 1:23:30
  hoping that somebody else watch it so then I can like, just what moment
• 1:23:35
  I heard? I heard it specific standard time, Nah, he said,
• 1:23:42
  I said specific. It was a light ass silentist. I don't know what
• 1:23:45
  you think you said. I said specific. We'll listen to the tape.
• 1:23:51
  Listeners, tell tell us what you thought. We can run it back and
• 1:23:59
  just say scific if you think he says specific or specific. If he says
• 1:24:04
  give us a picture of it is not having fun today? No, because
• 1:24:08
  you're just dicky and like I normally do. But it's okay. I'm used
• 1:24:11
  to it. I will be the butt of the jokes. So if you're
• 1:24:15
  don't rub the dog, go high and go to the left. Whoa I'm
• 1:24:19
  ex one buster you right, you're right. Are you all going to see
• 1:24:26
  Renaissance? Nah? No, I'm not going to go wash it because I
• 1:24:31
  want to watch just the movie and amateur uh call call center workers work out
• 1:24:42
  your half break choreography in front of us and this goddamn theater. Now,
• 1:24:49
  now get on his words, get on his word. What he couldn't got,
• 1:24:55
  he couldn't get out choreography? All right, we don't have to do
• 1:24:58
  this. Make fun of him. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh harder,
• 1:25:05
  literally laugh hard. No, no, I don't want anybody to laugh.
• 1:25:11
  But here's the difference. This is so funny. The difference is you
• 1:25:15
  said the wrong word. He just didn't get the word out well. One.
• 1:25:19
  I also purposely say pacific multiple times. I've done it during this show,
• 1:25:24
  like you said pacific, yes, and I at this time I said
• 1:25:27
  you specific do it, But you just argued with us that you did it.
• 1:25:30
  Dude, know that time I said specific. Yeah, Now laugh at
• 1:25:34
  him. I'm laughing at you. What are we talking? Laughing at you?
• 1:25:46
  Not with you? Renaissance. So what I want to say was I
• 1:25:51
  want to watch the movie and not you call center workers working out your half
• 1:25:58
  baked choreography in front of us in this theater. I saw too many clips
• 1:26:04
  sent to me an otherwise seen on my own of grown adults putting on costume
• 1:26:13
  mm hmm paying for ticket, which is nothing wrong paying for a ticket.
• 1:26:16
  It was a movie whatever, But then they just could not wait for this
• 1:26:20
  movie theater to start the movie or worse, movie wasn't even playing exactly he
• 1:26:29
  was even playing. You want to know how early it was in the theater.
• 1:26:32
  They wasn't even showing the previews or like the trivia, not not even
• 1:26:39
  the trivia, not even the Little Trina Cinema, not even the trivia.
• 1:26:47
  Oh I didn't hear that, I thought. I definitely said Genima. He
• 1:26:53
  was laughing at Maria. Yeah, the white lady that does the trivia,
• 1:26:58
  okay, or get your fucking movie passed one year. Yeah, you know
• 1:27:03
  what I'm saying. They were there. It had to be at least forty
• 1:27:09
  five minutes to an hour before this movie that started doing choreography. But the
• 1:27:14
  USh is clean. Yeah, it's popcorn on the ground from the last movie
• 1:27:18
  from the last Renaissance showing and you're in here fucking doing get in Formation.
• 1:27:28
  At what point is this mental illness. I feel like at that point it
• 1:27:32
  is I'm sorry, Reptar. That's unfair to reptars long ago. Yeah,
• 1:27:40
  it is. That's unfair to them. They didn't choose that. They choose
• 1:27:44
  this. We said, fandom is a sickness. I'm a wait till it
• 1:27:46
  comes on streaming. Yeah'm gonna wait till you get to it's real sick.
• 1:27:48
  Yeah, I'm gonna wait till it's on plex uh uh high school kool Aids.
• 1:27:55
  I saw the Make That Happen, bro. I saw the one when
• 1:27:58
  they were like, because I guess they were the city that sucked up the
• 1:28:01
  meat Challenge and they were like, there's a chance to redeem ourselves. No,
• 1:28:05
  that's not how it works. It's theater. No, And they all
• 1:28:11
  say, Yo, what the fuck is going on, Broye that Yeah,
• 1:28:15
  listen, I love Beyonce just as much as the next man. You don't
• 1:28:19
  the next man, which is this man? You don't love her more than
• 1:28:21
  man? Or are you doing choreography in front of them? No? All
• 1:28:26
  right, then I love them just about as much. Then, because we
• 1:28:29
  stopped short of that, anybody that can stop short of that is that we're
• 1:28:33
  on the same page. Yeah, okay, going hard, going go hard,
• 1:28:40
  and there's dumb people in front. It's people in like in the rows
• 1:28:42
  in their seats doing it too. I'm like, bro, you coordinated.
• 1:28:47
  I don't see his the I don't think they did, Mike, I don't
• 1:28:49
  think they did. I just think people was at home practicing the choreography.
• 1:28:56
  And it's crazy. It's people that do that that aren't even dancers. That
• 1:29:01
  is that. That is true. If they love it, they're committed.
• 1:29:08
  That is tennis ball mental illness right there, that is strong. We have
• 1:29:12
  to stop. That is strong. That is four deaths in the class.
• 1:29:17
  We have to stop lunchtime. No, that's not mental illness. It's different,
• 1:29:24
  right saying we have to stop that. We're not going to compare the
• 1:29:29
  two. You're right, I'm sorry, it's unfair to them. It is
• 1:29:31
  unfair to them. Like how many it was like at least five or six
• 1:29:38
  people, right, No people, I'm talking about the one that like the
• 1:29:42
  group that was in front because it was no, it was about it was
• 1:29:45
  about ten in the front row in front of the screen, and then like
• 1:29:47
  another like fifteen in a walkway when like they do the split, bro,
• 1:29:51
  And they all had outfits yeah, they all had outfits for the people that
• 1:29:56
  couldn't afford to go to the show, so they went to the MOVI.
• 1:29:58
  A lot of people went to the show. I'm what it did. They
• 1:30:00
  went to both. I mean, if you're going to the show, you
• 1:30:02
  might as well, like, you know what, I got to live that
• 1:30:04
  back. I saw a lot of people dressed in the silver. When I
• 1:30:12
  was going to get something to eat, They're just sit waiting outside the movie
• 1:30:14
  theater. I was like, nah, I get a job, magnifying glass
• 1:30:25
  some popcorn, Jiffy pop. Speaking of magnifying glass, you saw that you
• 1:30:31
  actually watched the video of the theory about the the Pyramids? Yeah, bullshit.
• 1:30:41
  You bought on a big ass magnifying glass and we're melting. I was
• 1:30:44
  like, what this is crazy? Yeah, oh real quick. Did you
• 1:30:48
  guys see the g t A six trailer? No, I didn't know.
• 1:30:53
  I saw that it came out, but I didn't actually see the trailer.
• 1:30:57
  I don't need to see it. Oh I don't. That's well, I'm
• 1:31:01
  on board. They got South Florida to a t They better. They got
• 1:31:09
  so many Kodea black it took them twenty years to do it. They better
• 1:31:12
  got that ship to take another five years for it to come out, So
• 1:31:15
  twenty twenty five, which which what I thought. So, I mean,
• 1:31:19
  it's nothing that I did not expect. I was being dramatic. It just
• 1:31:23
  said twenty twenty five, didn't say what, No, just twenty twenty five,
• 1:31:27
  Christmas twenty it's come out before Christmas holiday, twenty twenty five holiday seas.
• 1:31:33
  Literally, it's gonna come out on Christmas. The game is not gonna
• 1:31:39
  work. The online is gonna be broken. The game's gonna work. All
• 1:31:43
  line might suche. The online is not gonna work. No, the online
• 1:31:45
  will, but the game will be fine. Oh yeah, the regular story,
• 1:31:48
  the regular story will be flawless. Do y'all do? I don't know
• 1:31:50
  about flawless, because no game is flawless when they first dropped. Do you
• 1:31:54
  ever do the storyline and then try to get the one hundred percent? I
• 1:31:58
  don't know. I never try to want what do? It's too much,
• 1:32:00
  So to get the you have to do the storyline. No cheat codes you
• 1:32:08
  gotta do. You gotta find all like that. Collect you mean like the
• 1:32:13
  game achievements? Yes, yeah, oh I did that for certain games.
• 1:32:16
  Is too much? Do the achievements like the actual like missions, but there's
• 1:32:20
  that side like you gotta do that, you gotta jump, you gotta do
• 1:32:24
  it too much, anybody doing that too much. That's how a game like
• 1:32:28
  g is too much story. For GT five, I'm not gonna hold you.
• 1:32:30
  I'll bet it twice because I had it on fucking Xbox three sixty and
• 1:32:34
  then I got it on Xbox one, and I'm like, I'm not buying
• 1:32:38
  that ship again. For PS five, fair enough, three generations of video
• 1:32:42
  games, same game, and people kept buying the ship because online it kept
• 1:32:45
  getting better. They made the online free. That's the only reason why I
• 1:32:48
  downloaded all my period of free time. They did that, But you had
• 1:32:54
  you spend this getting their money? You, oh, because I'm fucking shark
• 1:33:00
  bucks. Is that what they call. I don't know what you're talking about.
• 1:33:03
  Shark cards? Yeah, no idea BC for g T, I'm against
• 1:33:12
  well obviously everybody here we is gonna yeah, We're gonna get gonna get it.
• 1:33:15
  I mean it's like I'll get there. Maybe what Killy and Bobby said,
• 1:33:21
  I will be there, no matter be there, no matter what,
• 1:33:25
  I will be there, no matter what. I will game share that with
• 1:33:27
  our team I'm gonna share that with myself. Mm hmm. You don't want
• 1:33:31
  to split the cost for somebody, No, I just I'll pay the cost
• 1:33:34
  to be the boss. Big money Mic over here like that, big money
• 1:33:38
  min will pay thirty. It will cost thirty salary. But damn favorite?
• 1:33:42
  What's your favorite? G T four? Mm hm, that was easy.
• 1:33:48
  I like five. I don't have a favorite ballad of the You're gonna have
• 1:33:53
  a kid the launch of g T A six. Your girl's not gonna let
• 1:33:59
  you play the game. You gotta be a dad? Why damn would you
• 1:34:01
  put that on me? I've never seen this level of hate your mother?
• 1:34:06
  What the fuck is wrong with I say? You're excited about something, the
• 1:34:10
  fing in your life's gonna happen, and you won't be able to do that
• 1:34:13
  at all. Pregnant, have fun with that, Papa Mike. So they
• 1:34:17
  am sleep depride from making bottles at three in the morning. Mike's already sleep
• 1:34:26
  please please sleep deporations already immediately, Yo, What is wrong with him?
• 1:34:32
  No, he's just gonna be mad podcast and shaking the baby. No,
• 1:34:36
  No, what is wrong with him? He hasn't been the same. Sister
• 1:34:40
  came back for what is this problem. I don't know what. I don't
• 1:34:43
  know what joy it said, Okay, hold on, hold on, wow
• 1:34:53
  mm hmmm, I want you just thinking about what you just said. No,
• 1:34:57
  no, don't do that. Yeah no, no, no, would
• 1:34:59
  you just said, I'm talking about a kid with the girl that he is
• 1:35:04
  so in love with. No yanking the joy. It would be yanking the
• 1:35:12
  joy that he just presented. Thank you, thank you. When I when
• 1:35:16
  when I put up the prospect of playing this game, he was like,
• 1:35:19
  nah, responsibility, here's a baby, here's a you know you, I
• 1:35:25
  see you want GC a six, But I'll raise you a baby. No,
• 1:35:30
  man, I just I can sense it. My my fingertips are cream
• 1:35:34
  pies. Spending an awful lot of time up there lately. That's his favorite
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• 1:35:45
  on his wife. What do we think of that? Guys? Hey man,
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  crazy right walk and walked right out of her life. That's what he
• 1:36:00
  did with his first steps. He's actually he said messages. I gotta get
• 1:36:04
  my I read clip. I see some of the message. He's a cornball.
• 1:36:13
  He went to Ohio State. M M, what did you what did
• 1:36:16
  you gather from him? I'm like, it wasn't a lot of riz going
• 1:36:19
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• 1:36:25
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  I'm a cheat, I'm gonna make sure that you're good at the set.
• 1:38:00
  Tristan is actually a woman, and Tristan is a woman. Oh okay,
• 1:38:05
  she'd she'd be getting it in. I guess she's a real beater. I
• 1:38:10
  guess so mm hmmm, I didn't. You would never know. But maybe
• 1:38:15
  the freaky ones. Yeah, I guess. So it's always the door be
• 1:38:20
  at. He's got glasses, looks like, take the glasses off right for
• 1:38:27
  this? This is the cover right here, right, that's you know,
• 1:38:35
  we know that man, the cover man. But we're gonna maybe should it
• 1:38:40
  will probably just be his face. No, no, no, we'll get
• 1:38:44
  something maybe, Yeah, I can't face on it? Here be or what
• 1:38:48
  else? You got a lot of different stuff? What's the shop rate?
• 1:38:54
  The shop right? I don't like what happened to got out of that?
• 1:38:58
  How do you like that? Come on? Baby? Oh? The shop
• 1:39:03
  right? So I wanted you to ask I wanted to ask you something real
• 1:39:08
  quick. So I was in shot right, Me and my girl were on
• 1:39:12
  the weekend. We were shot right for the We were jersey listeners. Grocery
• 1:39:15
  store. We went to a grocery store. Shop right is a grocery store,
• 1:39:19
  Kroger public wherever you piggly wiggly. It's a grocery store wherever you at
• 1:39:25
  Alberton, sub it in all right, giant food line, whatever you got
• 1:39:32
  anything else? Uh? So I'm in there, me and my girl.
• 1:39:36
  We're grocery shopping and I'm just sitting here in the fruit. We're sitting in
• 1:39:42
  the fruit for baby, for me. We're looking at fruits. We're getting
• 1:39:47
  our honey crisp apples. Okay, okay, babies like applesauce. Sorry,
• 1:39:57
  you're trying to be fruitful, and I hate you so much. I heard
• 1:40:02
  what you said. Bitch, Why are you mad at me? Because you
• 1:40:11
  spend a lot of time with your girl, and I love everything exactly what.
• 1:40:15
  I don't like it when you talk to the produce. So we're we're
• 1:40:18
  the fruits, right. I'm just sitting there and I'm wearing this shirt and
• 1:40:24
  some uh some black sweats. Regular out pretty much this outfit. Yes,
• 1:40:32
  some lady just came up to me be like, do you know if these
• 1:40:36
  had seeds? These have seeds in them? And my first initial thought would
• 1:40:42
  be like, bitch, you think I work here just because I'm black.
• 1:40:46
  But but but I just had to check myself and I was like maybe she's
• 1:40:50
  just a night and it's you know, it's an old white lady. And
• 1:40:54
  I just had to chane like maybe she just really wants to know. And
• 1:40:58
  I felt barrassed because I didn't know what the fruit She asked that season though,
• 1:41:02
  what fruit was it? They were tangilos? Oh, like off the
• 1:41:08
  cuff, you just had. I don't know about that. Maybe maybe so
• 1:41:11
  I had to call my girl be like, hey, they got oranges?
• 1:41:15
  I mean, did they got see She's like no, And I was like,
• 1:41:16
  okay, so I guess. Only then when I called out to my
• 1:41:19
  girl, she realized, oh, he doesn't work here, Like you can
• 1:41:25
  see the surprise in her face. I was like, it was an indicator
• 1:41:28
  to let people know that you right, a name tag, No, not
• 1:41:32
  a name tag. A burgundy shirt, yes, a uniform. I thought
• 1:41:36
  they were black shirts. Some do Some of them were black. Some of
• 1:41:42
  them were black shirts. And that's why I kind of gave her the benefit
• 1:41:44
  of the doubt. I don't seen the burgundy. I was leaning. I
• 1:41:47
  was leaning up against the walls. How am I working? And I'm just
• 1:41:50
  sitting there like like this is something, this is something productive. Negro the
• 1:41:57
  fruit? How many seeds are in this fru boy zero. Next question,
• 1:42:03
  maybe she wants you earn your money. Did you have to google? Yeah?
• 1:42:10
  Man, okay, because I had an idea. But I was in
• 1:42:12
  the orange family. Honestly, don't know that there's between oranges mandarins. Andalou
• 1:42:17
  couldn't tell you what the is it? I thought he just mistakenly he was
• 1:42:21
  talking about tangerines close enough. You know there's tangelos close between tangerine and orange.
• 1:42:29
  What is the difference between those though they all look and taste to say,
• 1:42:31
  a TAngelo is the cross of a mandarin with a grapefruit or pamelo.
• 1:42:36
  Mmm, great fruit? Greatpe for me? Yeah, grapefruits. Grapefruit because
• 1:42:48
  rais who eat grapefruit. Both our grandfathers eat greatfruit. This nigga used to
• 1:42:57
  drink. You eat grapefruits. Oh, I got it. Fruit. It's
• 1:43:01
  so bitter. And that Jane passed me. They're indoctrinated from it is disgusting.
• 1:43:10
  A peel of grapefruits. Papa used to he used to drink with his
• 1:43:14
  with his with his uh, tanger ray, He's just grapefruit fruit juice.
• 1:43:19
  And I used to bro and then like the day the day he passed.
• 1:43:25
  When me and him were like drinking the ship like we had bubb wising,
• 1:43:28
  and I was like how to like how the fun he used to drink?
• 1:43:30
  First off, gin is terrible as it is. Yeah, I used to
• 1:43:34
  look at people's side eye when they used to ask for grapefruit juice. When
• 1:43:39
  I used to bartend, I'm like, you're nasty grapefruit juice and gin.
• 1:43:42
  I've never drinking grape Do you just eat grapefruit playing like nothing added on it?
• 1:43:49
  People created honey or something maybe like something. I think people eat it
• 1:43:56
  with cottage cheese or something like that, so you just out your mouth.
• 1:44:01
  I know you eat grapefruit with something that sounds right. But yeah, my
• 1:44:06
  girl, cotta cheese. I can't look at the same yo. You know
• 1:44:09
  what I'm saying, cottage cheese, Like I said, I used to be
• 1:44:13
  Jesus off. I've I used to be crazy on the tasty, like doing
• 1:44:16
  for recipes and one of them, Cherry Crews, had a mac and cheese
• 1:44:19
  recipe and he used mac right he had he uses cottage cheese for his Mac
• 1:44:28
  com Healthier protete. Either way, A lot of big like fitness people,
• 1:44:35
  but he mixed it with the other cheese. But just like that shouldn't gonna
• 1:44:40
  mix it. Honestly, that shouldn't be part of your if if it's mixed
• 1:44:43
  it, I don't see how much damage it could do. He had cotta
• 1:44:46
  cheese. Understandable, but I feel like that's it could still get lost.
• 1:44:53
  Mac and cheese and the other myriad of cheese not be the cheese in my
• 1:44:56
  mac and cheese. If it's a main point of the of the cheese part,
• 1:45:00
  yeah, don't do that. It's included. We gotta fight, Yeah,
• 1:45:03
  don't. But you know, how do y'all feel about ricotta cheese?
• 1:45:09
  Oh? Yes, ricotta is not It's grown on me. But I use
• 1:45:14
  like I hate it less. I still don't like it all right, but
• 1:45:16
  I hate it. What are you eating it? Like? I only eat
• 1:45:19
  it that's d Yeah, But even when I would, it's the it's the
• 1:45:27
  texture that it's a creamy, gritty it's just when it hits my mouth like
• 1:45:33
  like it just grow up. It takes me out of it. Nice you
• 1:45:41
  eat battery ashes and the grapefruit. So definitely the maarda. What about that?
• 1:45:46
  That is? That is literal? You just told me Greenie the apple
• 1:45:51
  that's you know it's not the same. Won't do this and you know it.
• 1:46:00
  That's just not your fruit podcasts, my apples. I can't believe both
• 1:46:04
  y'all great fruits, y'all think it's our Hendrix. Oh, I like citrus
• 1:46:11
  in general. I like citrus too, but like contact solution, that probably
• 1:46:16
  tastes better than right contact solution. But we got, we got, we
• 1:46:29
  got, we got, we questions, we got other topics. We got
• 1:46:33
  last thing I want. Oh, I had a question because I was thinking
• 1:46:36
  about this they're trying to work on. I was thinking about people that are
• 1:46:46
  something I want to call a category celebrity that I want to call talented but
• 1:46:51
  annoying. Okay, who is somebody that's really talented but they're so annoying that
• 1:47:00
  that talent gets overshadowed. I wish Elsie was here because he'd have like eight
• 1:47:03
  people that he would we want to fight it. Let's let's hold that one.
• 1:47:06
  Should we wait for that, because it's gonna make me mad when he
• 1:47:10
  goes, because he's gonna say some popular people. I know that, fine,
• 1:47:14
  not you, Elsie. Let's hold that in the pocket for because even
• 1:47:19
  that other TikTok music one, because Elsie has my we'll stop because let us
• 1:47:25
  know who you think is talented. But yeah, actually yes, so the
• 1:47:29
  gets ready for next week. Drop us, let's say in the discord,
• 1:47:34
  YouTube, twitter comments, YouTube comments, wherever, wherever, just tell us
• 1:47:42
  who do you think it is talented? But so annoying that you kind of
• 1:47:46
  overshadow their talent? And I got I got one off the rip, but
• 1:47:51
  I'll hold it for next week. Keep doing the tough. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:47:59
  we got questions the thread. Last thing, did y'all see the thing
• 1:48:01
  with the the restaurant in Atlanta that's giving out massages as you know, Yeah,
• 1:48:11
  that's not gonna last. That's a gimmick. It's just another Landian type
• 1:48:15
  thing that's happening. You can eat and get you get a nice little neck,
• 1:48:21
  upper back massage. I don't think I want that. When I'm not
• 1:48:24
  gonna lie say I'm trying to shoot my food, I don't. I don't
• 1:48:28
  think somebody wants somebody touching me while I eat. Speak for yourself. You
• 1:48:32
  getting freaky like that, like a little nick r Okay, yeah Nick,
• 1:48:40
  But they do like naked breakfast like always took his drink. Oh yeah,
• 1:48:46
  naked barber. They just Atlanta's just freaking naked breaking you like fully dressed.
• 1:48:53
  It's like no food, I know I'm talking about like like, I don't
• 1:48:58
  know if there are comparable things. What niggad barber to the next back massage
• 1:49:03
  while eating? Like, I don't know if that's comparable. It's freaky on
• 1:49:08
  the freaky scales, a little bit too much. It's a little that's crazy.
• 1:49:14
  It's a naked barber. Whoa, that's crazy. As cheeks are out.
• 1:49:21
  I just looked at no, I just looked up Nigga. It was
• 1:49:30
  the first picture that cave up. You're showing us as every time you show
• 1:49:36
  it. I'm looking at ads. I don't know ads or ass. Wow,
• 1:49:45
  what's the appeals? Yeah, I don't know. I don't get it.
• 1:49:48
  I don't know. I don't know. You don't get Harriet clothes.
• 1:49:53
  Sure, Like, what's the I don't do you ever know the times when
• 1:49:55
  you know you feel your barber press up a little bit? Yeah, I
• 1:49:59
  feel like, now, imagine that nigga naked, but it's real, Dick,
• 1:50:02
  It's just it's not just a suggestion. It's crazy. Like he was
• 1:50:19
  about the kids him and she's looking at me so oh ship snake eyes.
• 1:50:28
  You gotta do the white chick. She got nothing loved. You know,
• 1:50:30
  my boy did that high school to a girl that's just sucked up. He
• 1:50:34
  put his sexual song. No she she did it. She said, oh
• 1:50:44
  wow, that was hilarious. I'm sorry for may think he was there to
• 1:50:49
  see that. He didn't class what Yeah, you all eighties babies are It
• 1:50:57
  was a different time. It was a different time, different different. That's
• 1:51:02
  not too far fast one mm hmm. Listen, if you think about back
• 1:51:08
  in them days, we were wilding. They used wiling back in the day.
• 1:51:13
  So we have a thread. Open up your phone. Oh man,
• 1:51:17
  So the thread this week was what's your favorite rendition of Yeah, sex is
• 1:51:24
  cool? But so it's like, I just see what is dropped. Yeah,
• 1:51:30
  yeah, sex is cool. But have you ever napped so hard you
• 1:51:34
  forgot what year it? Do? Is? I definitely lost a day,
• 1:51:41
  like napped on the weekend or like and then you wake up and you think
• 1:51:45
  it's Monday. I did that ship yesterday, bro? Or you ever napped
• 1:51:47
  so hard? Wake up till midnight? Wake up in the middle of the
• 1:51:56
  night. Where am I? What happened? Three hundred fucking textment? I
• 1:52:01
  was going according to The Entrepreneur Entrepreneur Bros. You were losing money. He
• 1:52:08
  was zero money made. I'm I'm um had the markets ain't open on Sunday,
• 1:52:16
  nap And you think you got to go to school, but you don't
• 1:52:18
  have school anymore. Like I'm about to be late for school. Like it's
• 1:52:21
  summer. What are you talking about. It's July. You graduated two years
• 1:52:27
  ago. What are you talking about? We actually have work in the morning.
• 1:52:31
  Yeah, Keenan, I know you're holding on the one. NA.
• 1:52:35
  I'm sure Mike can get attest to this one. Sex is cool and though,
• 1:52:41
  but have you ever started the stomach was parted away a stomach ache?
• 1:52:45
  Oh my god? And I'm because less. You just gotta alleviate the pressure.
• 1:52:51
  The pressure is the stomach. But the thing is, you gotta be
• 1:52:54
  careful because if you got a ship, I mean they say they say your
• 1:53:00
  butthole nose, Like how much pressure there is? Like it knows naturally,
• 1:53:04
  but like you've ever been like right there on the cuffs where like you're like,
• 1:53:09
  yeah, I gotta like tire pressure. So you're gonna get you my
• 1:53:15
  buttthold of fucking thirty five p s Hi. Okay, Okay, okay,
• 1:53:24
  excuse me. You gotta get to the right levels, Like I mean,
• 1:53:29
  like I feel like I don't want to. I can't right now. But
• 1:53:31
  if I get this fart out, I can maintain the level I can hold
• 1:53:35
  like another, I get it to where I need to go. Right,
• 1:53:40
  So let me just sneak the Hopefully nobody comes into your fart. When you
• 1:53:45
  got your little space, that's where you go off to the side, nobody
• 1:53:47
  comes up. Hopefully nobody comes up and talks to you, because that's the
• 1:53:50
  words. We've talked about that a couple of weeks. You go and blow
• 1:53:53
  your nose somewhere, yeah, or you fake We know what you're doing.
• 1:54:01
  I had a kid that did that in school. But the thing is his
• 1:54:05
  dumb ass didn't time it outside so exact exactly what it was. I'm like,
• 1:54:12
  my man, are you dead ass? I'm like, so yeah,
• 1:54:15
  basically, what you're gonna what you're gonna do is you're gonna do your work
• 1:54:18
  package from ten to twelve. Oh my Elias, go to the bathroom,
• 1:54:27
  actually go to the bathroom next time. I got this one. Yeah,
• 1:54:31
  sex is cool, but have you ever wrapped yourself in a blanket straight from
• 1:54:34
  the dryer. I'll raise you one better. You may call this weird,
• 1:54:40
  but when I do laundry, yeah you're gonna. I put the clothes on
• 1:54:43
  the bed and I like to lay in those dry like a dog. Yeah,
• 1:54:48
  like a hound. I just laying the Definitely don't bro I will put
• 1:54:56
  like out the drive, put autumn clothes on the bed, expect especially when
• 1:55:00
  you wash towels and ship just just just rolling around. Have you ever not
• 1:55:12
  folded them? But they was on your bed and like it was time to
• 1:55:14
  go to sleep, and you just like crawled under them sleeping and had the
• 1:55:16
  weight of the close on your body your blanket. That's ridiculously lazy. I
• 1:55:21
  never that from never think to do something like I did that once. I'm
• 1:55:27
  like, now I have to get away to blanket. I swear to see
• 1:55:29
  the appeal. I swear to god. I don't think I fulled clothes once
• 1:55:31
  in college. That's ridiculous. I think they would just go straight from the
• 1:55:36
  washer until my laundry bag and then what I needed them again, that's what.
• 1:55:45
  And if I did fold them, it wasn't like, oh, they're
• 1:55:46
  going in their own drawers. Nah, it was just like it's had balled
• 1:55:48
  up cloths. Yeah, until unless I had to, like because I was
• 1:55:54
  like, I'm not ironing a T shirt to go to the fucking got iron
• 1:55:57
  introduction ten minutes. Cool that too, Yeah, when I found out that
• 1:56:01
  mood where you like wet a little rag and put it in a dry and
• 1:56:05
  I'll never have to use iron again, and I didn't and I did not,
• 1:56:10
  But this one takes the cake for all of them, all of them.
• 1:56:14
  Sex is cool, but if you have have you ever pissed after a
• 1:56:17
  long road trip? Mmm, holding your pee that for a long time?
• 1:56:24
  Bro? I when people, when women women have asked me, what is
• 1:56:29
  coming feel like? I always tell them it feels like when you have to
• 1:56:32
  pee for a really long time and you finally let it go. Oh god.
• 1:56:38
  That like it's just very similar. I forgot headed and it's like you
• 1:56:43
  got to catch yourself, yo, bro, you gotta catch yourself. You
• 1:56:46
  be like teeth like kind of you grit your teeth like, yeah, it's
• 1:56:51
  like a tingle or something like that. Damn. Yeah, goopy, we're
• 1:57:01
  podcasting. I know y'all saw this, But yes, sex is cool,
• 1:57:04
  But have you ever seen a person get pulled over for speeding? Right?
• 1:57:08
  After they were tail getting you from miles you know what, No, but
• 1:57:12
  you know what my worst pet people driving is when motherfuckers are not patient in
• 1:57:16
  traffic and they drive on the shoulder for like a mile trying to just get
• 1:57:23
  in that ship. It was cute when we was getting to the fucking Giants
• 1:57:27
  Cowboys game. And the thing is, I wasn't mad because I'm like,
• 1:57:30
  no, that was smart because that day was that day was different, Bro,
• 1:57:33
  I wasn't mad. I'm like, yo, if you would actually waited
• 1:57:35
  in that line, that should saved us forty five because save minutes because I
• 1:57:39
  was a gent late to work, like to work that game or like slightly
• 1:57:44
  because of that traffic and I left early. We was actually able to like
• 1:57:51
  tailgate for a little bit before we had to go into the game. If
• 1:57:54
  we would have stayed in that line, we wouldn't be able to do it.
• 1:57:57
  None of that ship. That's great. Holiday seasons coming up, so
• 1:58:02
  if you can relate, you'll know what I'm talking about. Yeah, sex
• 1:58:04
  is great, But have you ever been cutting paper and had the scissors do
• 1:58:09
  the thing? The thing just smooth cut straight up the paper, Like It's
• 1:58:20
  like that is nice? My gee, Like I just slot that's the best
• 1:58:25
  part of wrapping gifts. Really, you just cut gifts. Yeah, that's
• 1:58:29
  in the bag now that you get Dammazon box. Yeah they before you this
• 1:58:36
  this. I haven't seen this on here. But have you ever like finally
• 1:58:42
  like popped the pimple that's been hurting for a while and that immediate like belief,
• 1:58:49
  Like you ever had a pimple that's like like it's not ready yet and
• 1:58:53
  you can just you can still get pimple, still do exactly, but like
• 1:58:57
  just just having that pressure and it finally pop and it's just it's gone.
• 1:59:00
  No. No, I mean, I know what you're talking about, but
• 1:59:01
  that's that's not better than sex, honestly, bro, especially when the shit
• 1:59:06
  hurt. Get that shit off my face. But yeah, I don't think
• 1:59:14
  I got anything left. Yeah, sex is cool, But if you even
• 1:59:17
  had a wife who helped you make millions of dollars and still support you and
• 1:59:20
  love you like you're a kid, learn And yeah, me either. But
• 1:59:26
  I'm sure someone has Yeah, suck my wing. I've had a pillow to
• 1:59:30
  put me between my knees. Sure whatever, m hm, oh shoot,
• 1:59:39
  got something in my eye again. Okay, I'll move on. To questions.
• 1:59:46
  Oh, I saw this question, and let's see what y'all have to
• 1:59:50
  say. I think I know one of your answers at least, but it's
• 1:59:56
  would you rather have five million dollars now? Or you get one dollar for
• 2:00:00
  every step you take for a year? How much? One dollar? Oh?
• 2:00:04
  Man? What's the other amount? Five million dollars? Five million dollars?
• 2:00:10
  I love a sedentary lifestyle. You don't have to, yeah, but
• 2:00:15
  I do. Okay, five million dollars already changes my life, Okay,
• 2:00:19
  dramatically. You're trying to earn it, five millions, trying to get it
• 2:00:23
  out the money. So let me, let me, let me. Let's
• 2:00:25
  so, let's say if I do a dollar for every step. So let's
• 2:00:28
  break it down mathematically. Well, look up for two seven hundred steps a
• 2:00:31
  day for just five million. Look up for two thousand, seven hundred steps
• 2:00:36
  a day. Mm hmm. Yes, take a good year to get the
• 2:00:41
  five million. But if you did twenty thousand steps a day, yeah,
• 2:00:45
  but then I'd be doing twenty thousand steps a day. Yeah, and you'll
• 2:00:47
  be working out, we'll be getting slimmer. So as you're getting richer,
• 2:00:53
  you're getting richer in life. I guess if you bring it down that way,
• 2:00:57
  I can't really go against that. Or twenty thousand, What are you
• 2:01:02
  saying seven point three million? If that's the math you're trying to So you
• 2:01:06
  get an extra two million for twenty thousand steps, or you could just keep
• 2:01:11
  on stepping because treadmills count. Yeah, yes, steps did Do you know
• 2:01:17
  how long it'll take you to do twenty thousand steps? No? No,
• 2:01:20
  no, I'm just saying, like, could you do a treadmill instead?
• 2:01:25
  Like that? Just walking spent six hours of the you could just be walking,
• 2:01:31
  just walking around. Do you get the money each day? You get
• 2:01:35
  the money? I'll say you get the money weekly, all right, so
• 2:01:39
  then like I don't have to work anymore, Like that's my job, my
• 2:01:43
  job at the end of the year, to get the money. I'm playing
• 2:01:45
  basketball every day. Oh my whole life is just like if it's a weekly
• 2:01:47
  thing and I just got a walk, yeah, yeah, give me that.
• 2:01:54
  I'll be looking like Lama by the time it's over. We'll start this
• 2:01:56
  challenge. We've got to get a sponsor. We're gonna get Mike Walking,
• 2:01:59
  Yeah, millions of dollars Patreon a dollar and I'll walk a step for every
• 2:02:05
  dollar. But the money goes to me though, straight to mic not even
• 2:02:10
  to us. No, No, it's gonna be any twenty split to be
• 2:02:15
  fair, my boy, not any twenty split. That is fair, and
• 2:02:20
  you're the one doing the work. Yeah, but the thanks man, Yeah,
• 2:02:28
  I forget everybody eats is everyone's answered the steps? Yeah, say the
• 2:02:32
  steps. I'm playing basketball every day. Easy, okay, easy, I'm
• 2:02:36
  gonna take that five minutes. I knew she was gonna say that five million
• 2:02:43
  years year. By the end of the year, I'll be up here just
• 2:02:46
  putting in a mutual fun one k you know the roth ra I'll be up
• 2:02:53
  seven point three by a year and a half. Good. He been on
• 2:02:56
  finance TikTok. So we have a question for you. Is this only for
• 2:02:58
  a year or is it for the rest of my life? No? For
• 2:03:00
  one a year. Damn questions. Dang, damn this podcast. You can't
• 2:03:09
  ask questions. I ask questions, asked question because he said it all right,
• 2:03:13
  I didn't. That's what I asked. God, damn the one that
• 2:03:15
  I saw today yesterday, get one hundred thousand dollars now, yes, or
• 2:03:21
  flip a coin. I'm flipping the coin. Flip the coin. You have
• 2:03:26
  to flip the problem mail it was one I saw is ten million. It
• 2:03:29
  was like ten I thought it was fifty mil. No I was the one
• 2:03:31
  I saw was one hundred thousand. Flipping the coin or flip the coin for
• 2:03:35
  ten You have to flip the coin. I'm going to be pissed if I
• 2:03:38
  lose because I just lost that one hundred thousand dollars and not it's good.
• 2:03:43
  It's great. And loses anything, it's good. No, no, no,
• 2:03:45
  no, I lost one hundred thousand dollars. You did, Yes,
• 2:03:48
  I did because I could have done nothing. That just got it. Oh
• 2:03:51
  no, it was mine. I chose not to take it. But it
• 2:03:55
  doesn't change your life. It's not really. It changes right now, change
• 2:03:59
  right now. But a million changes your life, your kids' lives, your
• 2:04:04
  life. You never have to work again with ten mil if you if you
• 2:04:10
  do it correct, do it correctly. If you do not have to work
• 2:04:14
  for the rest of your life. I'm not gonna say for the rest of
• 2:04:15
  your life, but if you don't, If you do it correctly, if
• 2:04:19
  you live a modern modist life, you can live a modest, comfortable life
• 2:04:25
  for the rest of your life and not work this way, ten million dollars,
• 2:04:29
  one hundred grand out of ten millionaires. Yeah, that's years, Like
• 2:04:31
  yeah, right, what did you say? One hundred grand like out of
• 2:04:38
  ten million outs one hundred years years Like oh okay here, like you live
• 2:04:43
  a modest lifestyle. Out one hundred grand a year, you can like that's
• 2:04:46
  just yeah, you can eat off that. Yeah, I'm good. I'll
• 2:04:51
  do that all day. And if not, oh well, okay, it's
• 2:04:56
  plus I plus the odds are way too hard and not take the ten to
• 2:04:59
  fifty fifty fifty fifty fifty. You have to. You have to, you
• 2:05:02
  have to do it. I ain't never won a fifty to fifty raffle though,
• 2:05:08
  because they ain't scam because the house is too high. I saw one.
• 2:05:13
  It was like, who's ever won those raffles? I forgot what it
• 2:05:15
  was. I was like it one time I equate basketball game and no,
• 2:05:18
  that was your basketball game. Okay, yeah, one percent chance you die,
• 2:05:24
  but then the other percent chance was like you get like five hundred million
• 2:05:27
  dollars. Yes, I'm taking that chance. Yeah one yeah, it's like
• 2:05:31
  I might have to take that chance. I'm gonna do it all day long.
• 2:05:35
  Man. If I die, I won't know I'm dead. It was
• 2:05:38
  like, dang, they got me. I got the death Ponzi scheme.
• 2:05:44
  The death Ponzi was crazy, all right. The last one for the would
• 2:05:46
  you rather? I guess would you rather walk with a rock in your shoe
• 2:05:50
  for the rest of your life or get a paper cut every day for a
• 2:05:54
  year? You can move that bitch around. Put on a up your foot,
• 2:06:00
  yeah, all in the bottom of your shoe. Walk on a rock
• 2:06:03
  in your shoe. You can put in the crevice and you're where fourteen d
• 2:06:13
  extra space. I'm gonna just keep stomping and pulverize the rock. You're pulverizing
• 2:06:18
  a rock. That's not how that works. If I ride that bitch on
• 2:06:23
  my heel. Okay, the next time you put on a shoe, a
• 2:06:26
  rock is just magically gonna appear. Oh, didn't think about that. I'm
• 2:06:30
  gonna keep it. Man. You can call Omni Man, all right,
• 2:06:35
  honestly to do what are you okay there? To do? What could have
• 2:06:40
  just left the meat the ship out of the Superman? Okay you won't he
• 2:06:45
  would he won't second one second listeners for anybody who knows Omni Man and Superman,
• 2:06:57
  please put in the comments who you think will win in a fight?
• 2:06:59
  And that's why is it Omni Man? And why is it Superman? Oh
• 2:07:08
  that's a interesting question. I was thinking about that the other day. Do
• 2:07:14
  y'all still pee in the shower? Yes? Yes? Yeah? Why what
• 2:07:19
  else is it for besides washing your It's literally the second use, I guess,
• 2:07:24
  So it was washing your ass and peeing in it. It was funny
• 2:07:28
  because when I was a kid, I mean, I'm not into that category,
• 2:07:32
  but when I was a kid, when my little brother was little,
• 2:07:40
  my stepmom would be washing the I guess, washing my brother in the tub,
• 2:07:45
  and she told me like, stop peeing in the tub because it smelled
• 2:07:48
  like pe oh you words, what kind of pen? What do you ammonia
• 2:07:54
  would do? I don't know, I'm taking a bathroom shower. No,
• 2:07:58
  Like, she was washing my little brother in the tub, like and it's
• 2:08:01
  a little baby, tough thing, and she's like, can you stop peeing
• 2:08:05
  in the tub? Okay, so it smells like the way without the shower
• 2:08:11
  going on around, that's when you're just going to the tub, just aiming
• 2:08:20
  for the thing. As a kid, I was just like shying, real
• 2:08:24
  scumbag time. Yeah, it was I was just on time, the demon
• 2:08:26
  scumbag time ever peed in the sink? No, I threw up in the
• 2:08:31
  sink before? What have you peed in a sink? And why talk about
• 2:08:37
  it? I'm the before though. Yeah, yeah, I've definitely done that.
• 2:08:46
  Why just because because it's a dream, Just because just because just because,
• 2:08:52
  Yeah, you're you're different, Keenan, You're very different. I don't
• 2:08:56
  know what Mike's excuses. I think it was the toilet was broke, okay,
• 2:09:00
  something like that. Fair enough, I cleaned it afterwards. Oh thanks,
• 2:09:05
  thank you? Just because all right, next question, with it being
• 2:09:09
  so common now when you guys enter Corey's tax bracket, would you at least
• 2:09:13
  consider going under the knife or a little nip tuck for what, I don't
• 2:09:18
  know, like any surgery put in corey sax brack. Yes they did.
• 2:09:26
  That's why I really wanted to say it. What what? What surgery would
• 2:09:31
  you get? That's just just I'm very insecure about my nipples. I've got
• 2:09:35
  like extra fat tissue behind my nipples that make my nipplestip up. Yeah,
• 2:09:43
  good word, So you're got fat nipples, fat nipss bitch tits that bitch?
• 2:09:56
  Can you work it off. I'm in Corey's tax brack, acts face
• 2:10:03
  chest flies, I gotta get below like a very late speak text with fat
• 2:10:07
  nipples. Yeah no, I can just I'm in Corey's tax brack and I
• 2:10:11
  can just get a removed nipple reduction. Next question, it says, can
• 2:10:18
  you guys look up cop qutes on TikTok real quick? What was this?
• 2:10:20
  Cue cop quts on TikTok. I didn't think you guys were gonna do it.
• 2:10:26
  Go for it, hey man, I'm move on to the next one.
• 2:10:30
  I used to work with them. A couple of things, A couple
• 2:10:33
  of things, A couple of things in the uniform. Damn all right,
• 2:10:43
  cop qt's on duty those man? Is this a joke? What is he
• 2:10:50
  from? I don't That's not what I was expecting. What is going on
• 2:10:58
  here? Where the white guy from he was on some either nickeolooney or is
• 2:11:05
  that the guy from good Luck Charlie or not? No, not good Luck
• 2:11:09
  Charlie. Oh is that the guy? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's
• 2:11:13
  him. But that's him, dang, Bertram, you really let yourself go.
• 2:11:18
  I don't know. He was always a big bull and he got bigger.
• 2:11:20
  If that's actually him, This is not what I expected. What the
• 2:11:24
  hell? We don't? Never mind? Yeah? Are they are? They
• 2:11:30
  both on the same show, the other dudes from a movie. That's not
• 2:11:33
  what I thought I thought. I was actually Wow, take it back.
• 2:11:41
  Thanks, we're gonna rewind and we edit this. Not really. Next question,
• 2:11:46
  I didn't take it back that you said. It was me that did
• 2:11:48
  it. Oh yeah, that wasn't cut. Hi. I'm a nineteen year
• 2:11:54
  old black guy, and I want thank you. At what age does being
• 2:12:00
  a virgin become weird for a friend? Twenty five? Yeah, you got
• 2:12:07
  six more years, buddy? Why do you say twenty five? Because you're
• 2:12:11
  out of college and I've given you a couple of years in the real world,
• 2:12:18
  post post college, postgrad have made it through high school, college,
• 2:12:22
  and a little bit of after college. How are you still a virgin in
• 2:12:26
  a world of like dating apps? It's so hard for some people. It's
• 2:12:31
  just it's a skillish. He's just not looking for the sex that at that
• 2:12:35
  point, it's it feels like it might be a skill issue, which makes
• 2:12:41
  it a little weird. He doesn't notice it, or maybe he saved himself
• 2:12:45
  for marriage, or he's not trying to do that. I'm trying to well
• 2:12:54
  for your for your friend. That's totally not you. Uh yeah, twenty
• 2:13:00
  five, but you got six more years after twenty five? Is like,
• 2:13:03
  bro, she go pay for it at that point. Be a monk at
• 2:13:09
  this point. Yeah a c green. Yeah, I guess at twenty five
• 2:13:16
  you could just say you're saving yourself from marriag. Yeah that say your face.
• 2:13:20
  That's the only yo. Yeah, not look you sta have has had
• 2:13:22
  sex yet? No? No, no, no, no, no,
• 2:13:24
  no, actually I'm actually it's not in the lord's plans for me. Yeah
• 2:13:28
  yet, aren't you an eightheist? No? No, I left on that
• 2:13:35
  damn yeah. Twenty yeah, what a y'all think? Y'all agree with twenty
• 2:13:41
  five? That's a good age. I feel like, yeah, that's it.
• 2:13:45
  Sorry, Yeah, twenty five is fine. Twenty five older. I
• 2:13:50
  can support that over twenty five is I you gotta really you're getting a serious
• 2:13:56
  side out. You can. We got ways to get you, especially how
• 2:14:01
  many ways, Like I don't mean a brad. It's easy to It's easy
• 2:14:09
  to find a willing sex partner nowadays, especially if you don't look like a
• 2:14:13
  damn a damn foot mm hmm. Even if you look like if you especially
• 2:14:22
  if you're a woman that looks like you don't. Yeah, that's why when
• 2:14:26
  these chicks we told me, I can't find those can't like girls that say
• 2:14:30
  I can't get none you you are you? No, you can't get what
• 2:14:35
  you want. You can't get what you're looking for, but you can get
• 2:14:39
  some be a furry mm hmmm mm hmm, Mike, how did they get
• 2:14:46
  into the furry lifestyle? Good question? The follow they follow your leader first,
• 2:14:54
  they ask they read your manual How to Be a Furry God by Keenan
• 2:15:00
  Dixon. Start selling that book. Nah, that's Mike, first edition.
• 2:15:05
  That's why I likes anime so much, not because all the drawing after cats.
• 2:15:13
  Nah, we're not listening to that all right? Is it bad that
• 2:15:18
  I found y'all podcasts two years ago and I'm about to start my third listen
• 2:15:20
  through from episode one? Y'all got that damn third God, Damn. Those
• 2:15:26
  are those people that are doing the Spotify raps and it says like thirty thousand
• 2:15:30
  minutes listen. They're like, whatever, it says your hours listen to everything,
• 2:15:35
  and he's starting time twice. They've done it twice already. They've been
• 2:15:39
  through two hundred and sixty episodes. Ye maybead you know what. I commend
• 2:15:46
  you and I appreciate you touch I no, let's shout out. Listen listening
• 2:15:50
  to the podcast. Tell you right now because it is our podcast. I
• 2:15:56
  commend you. Don't time to go do nothing else. Yeah, No,
• 2:16:01
  keep doing it, Matthew, doing it matter fact, do it a fourth
• 2:16:05
  time and get your friend to do it too, word or convert your cousin,
• 2:16:09
  and while you're at it, subscribe to the patreons. You can do
• 2:16:13
  it without ads, yes, and then your friend that you just converted tell
• 2:16:18
  them, hey, there's no ads on Patreon, telling the could subscribe there,
• 2:16:24
  and then go to betterhelp dot com. Okay, next question, because
• 2:16:30
  because you're doing all the help and I want to spread this message to everybody,
• 2:16:33
  the more you listen to our podcast, the more we will like you.
• 2:16:39
  Well somehow will you? Okay, we won't. Definitely won't. Definitely
• 2:16:46
  we will like you. You know. I have a question for this person,
• 2:16:50
  though. Do you go through and like get engaged or like moved by
• 2:16:58
  hearing the same shit you before? Like I guess it's like watching It's kind
• 2:17:01
  of like watching TV. Does that make sense? Well, y'all can't answer
• 2:17:05
  it because y'all not this like, are you invoked the same emotionally every time
• 2:17:09
  you listen to want to listen to these niggas from the beginning. Yeah,
• 2:17:13
  Hey, I guess when you watch things older, I did, you listen
• 2:17:18
  for things you don't remember the first time, like you catch maybe catch things
• 2:17:22
  whatever, you know what I mean. It's kind of like, I guess
• 2:17:24
  it's like running through a show again. Yeah. Yeah, people watch the
• 2:17:28
  catch on the inside jokes in the beginning. You see him later, then
• 2:17:33
  you you listen later and be like, oh, what what are they talking
• 2:17:35
  on? And then probably catch the genesis of that inside joke. So it's
• 2:17:39
  like you kind of yeah, I want you all to go back to like
• 2:17:43
  the seventies, sixties, seventies and listen to Mike tell me that Carson Wentz
• 2:17:50
  is better than Dak. I was wrong second time. The second time.
• 2:17:56
  You know, you're wrong at the time he was at the time he was
• 2:18:00
  shut up there, that could be true. Yeah, no, no,
• 2:18:03
  no, shut up there. Yeah, because that was twenty seventeen at that
• 2:18:05
  time, that it was not twenty seventeen. Because twenty seventeen, I was
• 2:18:09
  in a College in Ohio. So both of y'all could eat the dick allion
• 2:18:13
  cack of shit. Oh I didn't say seventeen. Why why did I be
• 2:18:15
  alliance? Sack of shit? Are you right? I didn't give out no
• 2:18:16
  numbers because why because you're the one that said at the time he was right.
• 2:18:22
  Because there was a time that Carson was better than Deck and at the
• 2:18:26
  time in which we were having that conversation, it was not that time.
• 2:18:28
  Oh wow, this is post Equal super Bowl and we're having this conversation.
• 2:18:33
  Ah well, damn has been that long since the Equals won the Super Bowl?
• 2:18:37
  What if I did they win? Wait seventeen, twenty seventeen, twenty
• 2:18:41
  seventeen, Yeah, twenty seven seen season? Oh damn, you're saying it
• 2:18:45
  after that? I never mind now yeah, Grade sixteenth season happened in twenty
• 2:18:48
  seventeen. Never mind, I take it back, like you dumb as hell?
• 2:18:54
  Okay, laugh at him. Okay, next question, if you can
• 2:19:03
  bring only one thing with you into heaven, what would it be? That's
• 2:19:07
  a weird question what they said, if you could bring one thing into heaven,
• 2:19:11
  what would it be? Weed? Mmm, one thing that's not allowed
• 2:19:15
  to be in heaven? That's in heaven. It's probably in heaven when we
• 2:19:18
  come from the earth. Definitely, God put the air from you and me.
• 2:19:22
  Okay, Vita Gerrera, fair enough, she might be there, she
• 2:19:28
  might not be. You're making sure that she's coming with me for shure you
• 2:19:31
  say that's my plus one? Oh yeah, while I'm here, fucking Nelly,
• 2:19:39
  what Nelly do? Pregnant? You knew that was coming? She didn't
• 2:19:46
  know what was coming. I'm pretty sure she did this. She knew it
• 2:19:52
  was coming. No, because I think of something about like she wasn't something
• 2:19:58
  about her and like probably not having children for a while or ever. Mm
• 2:20:01
  hmm. She's getting up there. So also they're a little bit older.
• 2:20:05
  If that's sure, then good. I hope it's a nice one. If
• 2:20:07
  that's you that she's having. And she was overcome all that day, and
• 2:20:09
  that's great for her. But we know who's quicker to change. I mean,
• 2:20:15
  I'm not I'm not happy that, you know. It's not happy.
• 2:20:20
  Somebody got checked out her Gotti for guys, really good gradual lash in two
• 2:20:30
  thousand and seven, and then he gonna make that Diddy post like he did
• 2:20:35
  the Cassie that was real nasty did you see what motherfucking fifty he making a
• 2:20:43
  documentary about Diddy that nigga fifty him live a terrorist he is. Yeah,
• 2:20:52
  He's like, I'll give you a couple of dollars for a vote. Can
• 2:20:54
  he answer my phone? Can we talk about nasty for a second. About
• 2:21:01
  that? Go for it. All the niggas that are coming up saying that
• 2:21:05
  they participated and like, witness this ship for all these years. Have you
• 2:21:09
  seen these videos, bro, It's so crazier. Even crazier is the ones
• 2:21:13
  that's like most of this the kids aren't his? What what like they're saying
• 2:21:20
  justin might not be his. It might be like a bodyguard or a friend
• 2:21:24
  or something like that. Justin the oldest one, Yeah, the one that
• 2:21:28
  went to U. C. L A. I can see that. The
• 2:21:31
  only the the four, the three, the three, the twins exactly like
• 2:21:39
  in the middle or the youngest boy, Christian, Yeah, Christian and those
• 2:21:43
  twin girls. He can't deny. Maybe the other girl that he had he
• 2:21:48
  was with Kim. I never seen the girl. They the same age with
• 2:21:52
  the twins. They be all together all the time. And then he got
• 2:21:56
  another one. It is real nasty that got an He got a new born.
• 2:22:00
  Yeah he got he had a newborn. Why he was with Katia Like
• 2:22:03
  this is sick. Yeah, it's real nasty that they only come out after
• 2:22:07
  yeahs and all that. Oh yeah we were doing this. I waited him
• 2:22:11
  do that and nothing I can do. They talked about some matter of fact
• 2:22:16
  like what y'all didn't know. No, we no, we didn't know because
• 2:22:20
  we weren't there, like you like you and you and you didn't do anything
• 2:22:24
  to stop anything. Well some apparently some did stop stop like some of the
• 2:22:30
  bodyguards did not enough. That's not enough, and yeah, that's that with
• 2:22:35
  the kids ship, that's what it was. It was justin is apparently like
• 2:22:39
  a body or somebody's like that's his might not be his son. But that
• 2:22:43
  was another one I saw too about King might not be one of the t
• 2:22:48
  I sons. Oh oh, I mean like it's another one that was like,
• 2:22:54
  oh he looked duck might not be his. He could have t I
• 2:23:01
  showing up to that club staying on business. Don't play with me in my
• 2:23:07
  city, bro, don't play with me in this city, bro. He
• 2:23:11
  said, it ain't going ain't nothing, ain't no bottles, ain't no section,
• 2:23:15
  ain't no lines, nothing. I'm like he really pressed them. He
• 2:23:20
  came. I'm gonna say, you really took the time. I understand because
• 2:23:24
  they used your image, but it's like you took the time to come to
• 2:23:28
  this little like come, I get it, but like you took the time
• 2:23:33
  to do that. He's standing on his but the fly if you saw the
• 2:23:37
  fly fly, it was crazy from Jersey. It literally sas and he would
• 2:23:43
  have pulled up doctor King's family. Need to do the next thing? Okay,
• 2:23:48
  okay, it was literally hoasted by t I and King. But the
• 2:23:54
  or like two or three nights later, the host, Oh, they actually
• 2:23:58
  hosted a game of niggas that money well see money Talks. Next question,
• 2:24:07
  I guess if you had to live in a store for the rest of your
• 2:24:09
  life, which store and why you get access to everything the store sells.
• 2:24:16
  Probably it's either a Walmart or like a BJS Costco. Yeah, man,
• 2:24:24
  okay, hey them hot dogs and pizza. Yeah, the Amazon warehouse kind
• 2:24:31
  of the store. Na, we got to go to brick and mortar.
• 2:24:35
  Better. You want King of Pressure Mall, you can stunt. Yeah,
• 2:24:41
  it's definitely either a BJ's or Costco one of them, Yeah, said Costcos.
• 2:24:46
  Could you go to costcos more. You know, do they sell guns
• 2:24:48
  in the Costco in the south? Probably in Ohio that's Walmart. That's I
• 2:24:58
  knew that, but I didn't know about Hosco. Mm hmmm. That ship
• 2:25:03
  was crazy. I think about it. Bro that town. Get that twenty
• 2:25:07
  two right there, go there for lunch. Sometimes that's crazy. Let me
• 2:25:09
  get the tires, some chips in a thirty eight nuts. This is this
• 2:25:16
  is a crazy question. Oh no, background check? No, you know
• 2:25:20
  how that goes? Said, because we have to ride the baron. Can
• 2:25:26
  I get your I d no, said a question interfear of my government when
• 2:25:31
  it comes to my guns, only when it comes to justice for black people.
• 2:25:33
  He you, sund I don't care a bit about none of the freaking
• 2:25:43
  tied. Is that real? Or is he doing a skit to He was
• 2:25:52
  just walking by that nigga eyes. He is looking at today and tomorrow.
• 2:26:00
  That's all. He is committed like he gets like either he's looking to the
• 2:26:07
  future. In his odds are in a time warp. I don't know if
• 2:26:13
  it's I questioned it because they were in a suite together, so I don't
• 2:26:18
  know if Drewy found him and it took him to the suite or if they
• 2:26:20
  they liked that's what I'm saying. I think that other guy is like a
• 2:26:24
  known bad character though, I think I think that's just him. That Nigga
• 2:26:30
  was in the staring contest with his nose with the camera. That is,
• 2:26:33
  I don't care not so it's so crazy. ESPN was like posting it.
• 2:26:43
  Yeah that's ship, bro what ESPN? Yeah, when they tried to when
• 2:26:48
  they take like pop culture ship. You said they had on college games,
• 2:26:52
  they they have that's that's the thing. Well you're new to the college,
• 2:26:58
  Well you don't watch it's you always have a guest picker. They always have
• 2:27:03
  a guest celebrity, celebrities and internet people or whatever. They tell you what
• 2:27:09
  Pat McAfee's gold. Yeah that was that was great. Yeah was what wre
• 2:27:15
  He like the whole Georgia fights. He sang the whole george Orgia got everybody
• 2:27:20
  hype, and then it was like give me Alabama break all their hearts.
• 2:27:24
  I'm like, oh, that's it was funny road freaking time. Yeah.
• 2:27:28
  I was. He's a but but my paper and I love the country carrying
• 2:27:39
  his McAfee. Yeah, I wish, I mean, I wish nothing but
• 2:27:41
  good things for Juicy. He's did you see you see on Twitter? They
• 2:27:46
  said he got a video for everything where it's like they had the of the
• 2:27:50
  real old head with the with the motorcycles speak. I've been posting that in
• 2:27:54
  real life. But then his old video he's the same. I think he
• 2:27:58
  posted that he po to today that was him today. They said he posted
• 2:28:01
  his old video and then a guy that was today that was doing it.
• 2:28:05
  Yeah, they said Drew Ski's an anthropologists exactly crazy real life life anthropology again.
• 2:28:13
  The other nigga is so mad that nigga shout out to Kyle. Yeah,
• 2:28:18
  he is exactly. It sucks shout out for Kyle, you know how.
• 2:28:26
  And I think he was making He's been making videos longer too. I
• 2:28:28
  was so hot bro shout out to Kyle and the read watched that nigga,
• 2:28:33
  that nigga got, that niggas in that niggas in movies, that nigga was
• 2:28:37
  in a Drake video. What you got. It's a couple of a couple.
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  Ain't getting popular. Damn we miss universal circus. I went, yeah,
• 2:28:48
  I went to one. Yeah you heard that there's no more animals in
• 2:28:52
  the circus. It's just like clowns and ship what it makes animals for go
• 2:28:58
  to the zoo makes sense? Okay, I'm not I'm not disagreeing, But
• 2:29:03
  there's a circuits with no animals. What the fuck are you watch it?
• 2:29:07
  It just clowns, clown like yeah, the acts circus. Yeah, but
• 2:29:13
  you go for like the like the seal in the line and my tripping over
• 2:29:18
  was the biggest attraction out of circus of animals. Yeah, you're right,
• 2:29:20
  probably probably, Yeah, maybe like the guy with the tigers and tigers Yeah,
• 2:29:28
  like I never seen a seal. I've never seen a seal the bottom
• 2:29:31
  of the circus. Yeah, the circus maybe in the coloring book pictures,
• 2:29:35
  but not an actual I don't know if I'm buying takes to see the motherfucking
• 2:29:39
  trapeze artist, That's what I'm saying. That's yeah, that's probably more impressive
• 2:29:43
  than just an elephant. That's roably the only human element that I care to
• 2:29:48
  see at the at the at the at the circus. I mean, I
• 2:29:50
  haven't been in the circus since that's the only human element the last twenty five
• 2:29:54
  years. Yeah, I haven't been in circus. Prisis like I don't even
• 2:29:58
  know it swimming. The smell is bad. That's why I haven't been back
• 2:30:03
  seventeen like that. Probably smell fine now, but no animals. No animals.
• 2:30:09
  Fifteen sixty was nineteen ninety four. Probably Okay, damn, I've never
• 2:30:16
  been in the fucking were we still going to ask some other question? Okay?
• 2:30:20
  Should I ask this question? Keny? Yeah? Okay? Question for
• 2:30:24
  the fat men of the pod. Skinny folk can interject as well. Do
• 2:30:30
  these new to go boxes restaurants give out annoy y'all bring back the styrophone boxes?
• 2:30:33
  Oh? Say it again? So what do these new to go boxes?
• 2:30:37
  From the beginning? Please? Okay? Question for the fat men of
• 2:30:41
  the pod. Skinny folk can interject as well, Do these new to go
• 2:30:43
  boxes restaurants give out annoy y'all bring back the styrofham boxes? No? I
• 2:30:48
  love us? What box are they talking about? Usually the ones? Probably
• 2:30:52
  think I'm assuming he's talking about ones like I don't know, you know,
• 2:30:56
  I don't know what he's talking about. I think I know because if you
• 2:31:00
  talking about like the ones the containers, like the plastic snaps, and that's
• 2:31:03
  great, that's great. But if he's talking about those just like or like,
• 2:31:09
  that is what arible. Yeah, it's just kind of it's something with
• 2:31:13
  like like some green you have to be fat to look you gotta be fat.
• 2:31:22
  I have no idea what the nigga would not have only fat people order
• 2:31:28
  food ever, or he's just ordered more yea yeah? Or can I get
• 2:31:31
  to go? Can I get one for Can I get a barrel of mashed
• 2:31:35
  potatoes to go? Please? Can I get a gallon of gravy with thatgas
• 2:31:41
  straw hammock of cheeseburgers? This is just from fat people. But do you
• 2:31:46
  ever go to the grocery store to get your food? I don't like how
• 2:31:50
  they act like they're not directed the questions the you know, you know,
• 2:31:56
  the big guy on the plot, but you know the other normies can involve,
• 2:31:58
  you know, like nigga. God, damn, say for Mike or
• 2:32:05
  anybody like damn. We all eat, we all order food, We all
• 2:32:09
  like food. Speaking of food, someone someone suggested an NTS muck bang episode.
• 2:32:15
  That's a slippery slope. Yeah, crazy, I'll give you a muck
• 2:32:20
  bang. All right. I hate all right, white woman to the front,
• 2:32:24
  I hate that wordy discussing. All right, it's not that we're here
• 2:32:28
  who who's that's up? Elsie said he did it. It was Elsie,
• 2:32:33
  Yeah, the Hannah Waddington, the lady from uh ted Lasso. He said,
• 2:32:41
  doctor was just understanding. Yeah, he picked him. Not even like
• 2:32:46
  if we're gonna do some some milk mania ship. Yeah, there's been options
• 2:32:50
  in my opinion that it was something nice. It was gold or milk.
• 2:32:56
  If we if we involve a new maar, I'm not dying on that hill.
• 2:32:58
  Sorry. She's probably one of the best looking milks over fifty. She's
• 2:33:05
  forty nine. Ah, I mean, we'll throw her in there. Yeah,
• 2:33:11
  but she's white. So when she's forty nine, you know, it's
• 2:33:13
  crazy. You see Pam and Anderson now, but like she's like purposely not
• 2:33:18
  going out with makeup and she looks Yeah, I mean she's old. Surgery,
• 2:33:24
  Yeah, she's old. She's she's one of the first surgery. But
• 2:33:28
  of course she's down bad man. Yeah. Those were the intro surgery.
• 2:33:31
  That's when they was putting the motherfuckering silly puddy in bitches. Okay, alright,
• 2:33:37
  Mike, silly Puddy. It was spackled, just hardens up under their
• 2:33:43
  skin. Was like this nigga be like for contracting else he was like it
• 2:33:50
  was me and it's like, no, it wasn't. It was it was
• 2:33:54
  the w I was like like, no, it wasn't, yo. How
• 2:33:58
  do I say this now without getting do we want to read the book or
• 2:34:03
  yeah we have to request? I'm not. I'm not gonna say what do
• 2:34:07
  you think about it? Have you did you see? Okay, I'm talking
• 2:34:13
  about a certain someone from another thing that y'all don't like. Have y'all seen
• 2:34:18
  this video of Ice going around this past week? No Ice, officially,
• 2:34:22
  Ice are the one talking about women talking about people thinking they know him.
• 2:34:30
  No, yeah, I get what you're talking about. Who's official Ice?
• 2:34:35
  He's on the Joe button something you don't do you know who Arsenal is?
• 2:34:43
  Arsenal? Yeah, the rapper. Yeah that's his brother. What so so
• 2:34:50
  this really? Yeah? Dead as I don't think my blood brothers like say,
• 2:34:58
  MoMA brother, that's crazy. I did not wow in the house together,
• 2:35:03
  brother, He's not. No, it's Sue's Surf that's in jail right.
• 2:35:07
  Yeah, it's only getting five years, yo. They're saying that ship
• 2:35:11
  like it's tomorrow. What was he facing the thirty? I mean it's a
• 2:35:16
  different nigga. Five thirty. He could have been dying in there. That's
• 2:35:22
  that's what they say, Like comes twenty eight. It all sucks, but
• 2:35:26
  it sucks a lot. Like, yeah, he got five fine, you
• 2:35:31
  can probably two and a half. Good behavior, Mike Mikey was facing like
• 2:35:35
  sixty and got fucking he got eight days. You gotta do a class,
• 2:35:43
  gotta do a firearm cut in safety class. Yeah, what kind of was
• 2:35:46
  that lawyer doing that? You get a lawyer, I want, I want
• 2:35:54
  there's some bull that's some expert bullshitting right there. I want his lawyer.
• 2:35:58
  I want two serfs lawyer, and I want Young Doug's lawyer. That nigga
• 2:36:03
  said what he said, Young Doug me londo God pushing positivity, Nigga cook
• 2:36:13
  Boys said, creating the creation of kings everywhere. I like, your niggas
• 2:36:18
  make me sick. Joey cracks about his butt cracked. Everybody's lying. Oh
• 2:36:24
  he did say that, he said, because because my pants would always say
• 2:36:28
  damn. Why would say Joey crack? Because when I get out the car,
• 2:36:35
  my butt crack was joe and the girls would say that's Joey. Craig
• 2:36:41
  flem Faw said, that's believable. Bro, Yeah it is. Yeah,
• 2:36:50
  if you didn't fucking rap about selling crack for twelve years, he said,
• 2:36:54
  that's all lies, that's all I believe you not. But not when you
• 2:37:00
  you build a whole life out of their drug bars. If you weren't revered
• 2:37:03
  as one of the fucking o g niggas in New York street gangs. Okay,
• 2:37:07
  maybe Becky, you only nigga that walks around New York when his chained
• 2:37:15
  out would never get such. That's not about drugs, not me. I
• 2:37:20
  just had little pants. This nigga's cool with every stream New York City because
• 2:37:24
  of his butt crack. Got it, you got it? His ass crack
• 2:37:30
  led to beef with fifty nigga. Then he started Terror Squad off his ass
• 2:37:39
  crack. I wonder what terror stands for? Never know, Maybe next year
• 2:37:46
  we'll find out, you know. Speaking of that, I remember there was
• 2:37:48
  one song. There's a Terror Squad song called let Me Take You Home,
• 2:37:54
  And in Fat Joe's verse, it's like he's talking to a girl and she
• 2:37:58
  he says, what did you think such and such? What did you think
• 2:38:01
  t S stand for? When his terrorist cross game, he replied as the
• 2:38:07
  chicken said, perfect sex and I'm thinking, how the funck you hear t
• 2:38:13
  s perfect? They go perfect sect Like I gotta look at these days just
• 2:38:18
  to make sure I et your hands say terrific sex. If he did,
• 2:38:22
  he said it very weird terrific. So well, we're reading the book.
• 2:38:26
  Hold on, people, Yeah, we definitely read the book because that that
• 2:38:33
  that applied test at the end. I kind of want to do it again
• 2:38:37
  if anybody, because you did a really good job. The fault is that
• 2:38:39
  the word mic huh left they be fold If that's what the people want.
• 2:38:45
  I recognize that you niggas is nasty for wanting to go back to this book.
• 2:38:48
  That man, man, we got to see where they did you see
• 2:38:52
  that? Did you see that Cliffanger coming? Oh? Terrific sex doesn't sound
• 2:38:58
  like that. I had to be terrific sex. There's no way, he
• 2:39:01
  said, he ain't know with the perfect sex. All right, Well another
• 2:39:09
  rambling edition. All right, I got you, my boy, Now read
• 2:39:16
  off or we love the whole you know, Oh, you want us to
• 2:39:18
  a synopsis, like a couple of lines before where we start off at.
• 2:39:24
  You're sick he wants you to read the whole last paragraph. Yeah, but
• 2:39:28
  I can do that last time on previous old thought, the old thought next
• 2:39:33
  door. Hold on, we ain't no motherfucking freeze, okay. To end
• 2:39:46
  chapter one. We were now feet away from the living room. I came
• 2:39:50
  to an abrupt stop when I saw Markel and Will were now completely naked,
• 2:39:54
  sitting on my nice white Italian leather living room couch. Baby, my my
• 2:40:00
  mouths shot wide open and shock. But it wasn't them being naked that stunned
• 2:40:03
  me. They were making out, yes, kissing each other, tongues all
• 2:40:13
  deep down in each other's throats. Their eyes were closing everything as if they
• 2:40:16
  were in love, and they were stroking each other's already hard nicks. What
• 2:40:28
  child, I was about to pass out. Take me home home now,
• 2:40:31
  Lord Jesus, what in the hell are y'all doing? I screamed to the
• 2:40:35
  top of my lungs. Chapter two, Ah, what in the hell are
• 2:40:45
  y'all doing? Going still standing there shocked, I couldn't believe what my wide
• 2:40:52
  eyes were observing. These young niggas were crazy as hell if they thought this
• 2:40:56
  was okay. I did not get down like this. Oh, oh,
• 2:41:00
  Vernita, you're a little homophobic at all. I was still a bit old
• 2:41:05
  school. Oh ship, Yes, that's the word for it. She was
• 2:41:09
  born in the different time, oh ship, Markel said, suddenly, pulling
• 2:41:15
  himself off of Will. But then a gigantic smile came across my face.
• 2:41:20
  What the y'all don't need to stop. I loves it. It's gonna be
• 2:41:24
  very, very interesting. This doesn't even make sense what you literally just said.
• 2:41:31
  This is not okay. Yeah, the progress that was an internal monologue.
• 2:41:39
  And then she came out. She's like, rock out with your cockout.
• 2:41:43
  Okay. Literally, I guess there was the first time for everything.
• 2:41:50
  Now, that was a first for me. I ain't never did no nasty
• 2:41:54
  freak stuff like that before in my life. Two men at the same time,
• 2:41:56
  two bisexual men at that ooh child. My deceased husband, Clarence was
• 2:42:01
  probably rolling over in his grave right now if he saw what I did.
• 2:42:05
  Yeah, why why the old husband name always got be Clarence's Clarence? Like,
• 2:42:13
  why you ain't fuck me for he said, he said, leaving me
• 2:42:15
  out of the three some kind name. I felt like I was in one
• 2:42:18
  of them pornos. Baby. Let me tell you how many times as they
• 2:42:24
  said that, I had those young boys scared for their life too. Not
• 2:42:28
  to be tmi, but I did what them young niggas call the dp D
• 2:42:35
  A dick and the pussy dick in the ass. Oh wow. Then fellas
• 2:42:39
  thought they was gonna mess me up and have me in the hospital when I
• 2:42:43
  suggested we try something a little different different. I know about that Bernita,
• 2:42:48
  you share You ready for all that? Markel said, Boy, Miss Bevnita
• 2:42:52
  is a vet. All my holes can handle all types of meat. Wow,
• 2:42:56
  I spat right back at him. You know, I really hated it
• 2:43:00
  when a nigga underestimated me. Now I can't lie them dicks had Vernita shook
• 2:43:05
  it to a degree. Nevertheless, with that strong reefer and any running through
• 2:43:11
  my veins, something came over me and relaxed me. Them boy slid it
• 2:43:15
  right up in me with ease. Ha, Now that I think about it,
• 2:43:18
  Clarence could never wow. Oh wow wow. His baby dick was shameful.
• 2:43:26
  I can't believe I wasted nearly fifty years married to that his ass.
• 2:43:30
  They never give me the sexual satisfaction I needed. I could count on one
• 2:43:35
  hand how many times he did some freaky to me and I had to pull
• 2:43:39
  teeth just to get him to try some new shit, old fat motherfucker.
• 2:43:43
  Damn shit, this man is dead. He's dead like you got your new
• 2:43:50
  man's like that Claire's catching mad straights. As horrible as this may sound,
• 2:43:56
  I was so glad his ass was dead. Wow, my god, I
• 2:44:00
  didn't have to be bothered with him no more. He passed away from a
• 2:44:03
  stroke about three years ago, and since then I've been getting my fuck on
• 2:44:05
  like none other. Bernita, gonna make up for lost time. And on
• 2:44:11
  that note, this was exactly why I was getting ready for hopefully another rendezvous
• 2:44:16
  with some young dick. Bernita, Vernita, Vernita. I think that's enough
• 2:44:22
  for now, because I don't know how much more we could do enchanting and
• 2:44:30
  thralling. Wow, what I was the same? Yeah, what a Clarence
• 2:44:41
  Streets. That's what we get for this time. There's a lot of Clarien
• 2:44:43
  Stre's, a lot of anti Clarence started off homophobes, and then yeah,
• 2:44:50
  I listen, we'll have more for you next week in the amazing saga of
• 2:44:56
  the Old Thought next Door. And it's crazy just for that, all that
• 2:45:00
  stuff happening to the lady on the cover makes it even worse because it's it's
• 2:45:05
  very crazy. She looks like a nice lunch lady. Yeah for the BBL
• 2:45:09
  body. Yeah, they photoshopped her head onto like a to like twenty five
• 2:45:16
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• 2:45:24
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• 2:45:28
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  time, same time, same place. Peace out. So it looks like
• 2:49:09
  part two of the book goes back and forth between two different characters. I
• 2:49:13
  guess maybe perspective. I don't know. This might be a real freaky.
• 2:49:18
  This book is way too long. First of all, very long, kwond
• 2:49:22
  Mills. You have way too much time on your hands. But this ship's
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  putting money apparently, nasty old bitch. Is anybody having anything wild to say
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  YouTube viewers think you'll be sad to see that. I think we made it
• 2:49:39
  through the whole episode of Michael Wake. Yeah yeah, so yeah, y'all
• 2:49:43
  been noticing that my sleep challenge? Uh yeah, you did yawn And I
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  was like, weary eyes, stay tuned for next week. Maybe I'll sleep
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  next time. I don't know this week. Your ship out of Look last
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  night I was pretty rested and I didn't even take a gnat when I got
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  One last thing before we go, I just want to say that service animals
• 2:50:24
  are overrated. That's it. Oh yeah, you should have said that on
• 2:50:28
  the Bard Yeah. Man, we can't come back to that. Oh yeah,
• 2:50:30
  that could be the you're not ready to talk about not ready to talk
• 2:50:33
  about everybody doesn't need a service dog. I just want to say you,
• 2:50:35
  if you're not blind, you don't need a service dog, and we're not
• 2:50:37
  ready to talk about that. Sorry,