One Rock a Day, and the Camera in the Toilet
Google's summary bot read a joke Reddit thread and calmly prescribed one small rock daily plus glue in your pizza sauce, and Boyd has thoughts about laundering gags into instructions. Then: a CES webcam that clips inside your toilet bowl and grades the results, a Grok CFO that posted its boss's bank balance into Slack, and a chatbot priest defrocked for baptising babies in Gatorade. Also, how to spot a listing a machine wrote before you hand over thirty-five pounds.
In this edition
Eat One Small Rock Per Day
Meanwhile
The Webcam In The Porcelain
Slop, Or Not?
Something Useful
Something Weird…
The skinny
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