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I would NEVER have cleaned that up · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: After we play Minute to Win It.
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  Speaker 2: I saw this thing about ways that we are rude
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  Speaker 2: at weddings without realizing it. I know there was a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of weddings this weekend, So I'm going to get
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  Speaker 2: into ways we are rude without realizing it. Meanwhile, we'll
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  Speaker 2: say hello to Brittany.
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  Speaker 1: Wedding stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Let me see, Okay, I guess it's the tail end
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  Speaker 2: of wedding seasons.
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  Speaker 1: That makes sense to me. It feels like it's the
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  Speaker 1: beginning wedding season.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like tail end everywhere else.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's starting to get a little chilly outside.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but here it's nice.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it's most of the weddings last year happened
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  Speaker 2: in October, forty one percent of weddings happened in September,
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  Speaker 2: and November is the tail end. So the Huffington Post
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  Speaker 2: as experts to list the top ways people are rude
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  Speaker 2: at weddings without realizing it. Okay, so think about that
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  Speaker 2: for a second. Call eight seven seven, nine three seven
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  Speaker 2: one oh four seven. This is a big one which
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  Speaker 2: I would never, ever, ever, ever do By the way, guys,
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  Speaker 2: got any guesses what's rude at a wedding without knowing it?
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  Speaker 5: Shutting up late?
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  Speaker 6: Maybe the thing that's throwing me is office without realizing it,
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  Speaker 6: because showed up late, you would be like, oh, I'm
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  Speaker 6: showing up blade, Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Here's one monopolizing the couple's time.
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  Speaker 1: Ah.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, they've got a lot of people to talk to,
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  Speaker 2: so don't take too much of their time or be
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  Speaker 2: offended if it feels like they ignore you.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, that's good. Getting too drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's kind of funny.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly how I felt at Family Fest. I feel like
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  Speaker 2: there was a VIP area and I didn't spend a
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  Speaker 2: lot of time. They were talking to people, and I
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  Speaker 2: felt like, oh, man, I hope they're not upset. And
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  Speaker 2: I thought, well, they they're at my event, Like I
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  Speaker 2: gotta I gotta go talk to people.
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  Speaker 1: Got a schmooz. Yeah, So I was like, but I
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  Speaker 1: kind of felt bad.
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  Speaker 4: But still I don't know what about Kyle's answer getting
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  Speaker 4: too drunk?
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  Speaker 1: Nope?
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  Speaker 4: What about leaving too early? Like you know, they haven't
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  Speaker 4: done the first dance yet, and you're like, Okay, we're
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  Speaker 4: out of here.
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  Speaker 5: Nope, like only eating dinner and then dibbing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because once the DJ starts, you kind of know
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  Speaker 4: what that's all about.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, wearing red. What time you said don't wear ready
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  Speaker 1: to a wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Here's one And I did this. In fact, I did
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  Speaker 2: this at a wedding. And then I saw the bride
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  Speaker 2: at family fest. They got married four years ago, and
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  Speaker 2: I said, can I now post the video? So there
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  Speaker 2: was a video of her getting married and when he
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  Speaker 2: introduced the husband and wife, she tripped and fell.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, and I and I got that all on video.
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  Speaker 2: So what it says here is pointing out that something
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  Speaker 2: went wrong hiccups. If you notice something's off and you
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  Speaker 2: point out the staff. No need to loop the couple
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  Speaker 2: in at the wedding party, right, I guess that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Taking photos during the ceremony, Yes, your iPhone seventeen camera
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  Speaker 2: is great, but don't play wedding photographer when they hired
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  Speaker 2: a real one to be there.
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  Speaker 1: You'll just get in the way and ruin the actual
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  Speaker 1: wedding photos.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like that's hard because people are going to
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  Speaker 5: put out their phones anyways. But I know a lot
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  Speaker 5: of like brides and people are doing like the no
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  Speaker 5: phone unplugged ceremony signs, so at least like you get
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  Speaker 5: the heads up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Some of the pictures that people have from their phones
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  Speaker 4: are better than your photographers anyway, so you might as
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  Speaker 4: well let it happen.
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  Speaker 1: These are ways that we're rude at weddings without realizing it.
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  Speaker 2: Oversharing you've seen in wedding toasts a lot, but it
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  Speaker 2: happens in casual conversation too. Don't reveal something embarrassing about
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  Speaker 2: the couple unless you know they will be cool with it.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's for real.
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  Speaker 2: I think this is a big one too, especially for Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you've brought this up before. I think
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  Speaker 2: it happened at your wedding, or maybe didn't. Requesting songs.
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  Speaker 2: It depends on the wedding, but a lot of couples
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  Speaker 2: make playlists now and put a lot of thought into it.
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  Speaker 2: So if the DJ says no, just drop it. Didn't
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  Speaker 2: you have a song you didn't want to be played
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  Speaker 2: at you're waking?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I was call me maybe and someone requested it and
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  Speaker 6: he put it on it and I said that was
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  Speaker 6: on my dude off playlist.
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  Speaker 2: So the DJ should not have played it, Yeah, correct,
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  Speaker 2: stealing flowers. Don't take that centerpiece without asking them or
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  Speaker 2: asking the wedding planner. They might have had plans for it.
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  Speaker 2: Same applies for leftovers, making a spectacle that includes big
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  Speaker 2: things like proposing as someone's role that's terrible or getting
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  Speaker 2: too drunk.
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  Speaker 1: So that wasn't here.
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  Speaker 2: But even if something like upstage them on the damp
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  Speaker 2: floor can seem as rude, So don't do that either.
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  Speaker 2: Those are ways that we are rude at weddings without realizing.
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  Speaker 2: If you got something I had to list call us
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  Speaker 2: at eighty seven seven nine three one four seven Earlier
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  Speaker 2: this morning, we're talking about getting woken up because Peyton's
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  Speaker 2: fiance wakes her up to go get him a snack, Nicole.
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  Speaker 1: Does that happen to you?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it actually did, but it was a little bit
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  Speaker 3: worse than that happen my ex husband. We went to
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  Speaker 3: a friend's house.
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  Speaker 7: We were at an apartment friends apartment, and there was
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  Speaker 7: subsistence involved. But I'm always the first one that just
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  Speaker 7: laid down by ten o'clock and then he wakes me
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  Speaker 7: up at four in the morning. Everyone's passed out around,
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  Speaker 7: you know, the apartment, and he goes do.
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  Speaker 3: You think you can help me? And I'm like what's up?
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, you got to be quiet. I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to wake up anybody.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like okay.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, come out here, please, and I'm like okay.
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  Speaker 3: So I go to the balcony and he goes, I
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  Speaker 3: pooped myself and I smeared it all over the balcony
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  Speaker 3: and I tried cleaning it up and I just made
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  Speaker 3: it worse.
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  Speaker 7: Can you please.
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  Speaker 3: Clean it up for me? And I'm like what? And
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  Speaker 3: he like went in the apartment. He goes, I'll make
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  Speaker 3: sure nobody wakes up, and then here's some planning supplies.
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  Speaker 3: And I cleaned it up with whatever my friend had
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  Speaker 3: in an apartment. And I was jagging over the balcony
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  Speaker 3: and it was an apartment complex where you know, the
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  Speaker 3: insurance is right there. And he threw his pants over
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  Speaker 3: the balcony and his tone is and he had a
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  Speaker 3: towel wrapped around him and uh, and that's what happened.
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  Speaker 3: And it was all over the place, and there's like
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  Speaker 3: kids toys out.
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  Speaker 4: There, why spirit everywhere?
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  Speaker 3: I guess he tried playing it up. There were sentences
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  Speaker 3: at BOM.
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  Speaker 7: He doesn't know what he was doing, I guess during
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  Speaker 7: that time.
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  Speaker 3: And it was I was like, was it an elephant?
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  Speaker 3: The poop like so much, you know, it was everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: And I till this day, I've never really told that
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  Speaker 3: many people, but somedays my ex husband, I could tell
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  Speaker 3: anybody I want to.
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  Speaker 4: Want if I want, because it's your ex ex weird.
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  Speaker 4: So it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was mortifying and I don't think I've ever looked
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  Speaker 3: at him again after that day, Like he was twenty
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  Speaker 3: six years old.
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  Speaker 1: That's gross.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, I'd rather be woking up for snacks quite honestly,
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  Speaker 4: it just seems so bad now, not at all, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Nicole, Well, thank you for sharing that.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, holidays everyone, Happy holidays