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SveNFL 2025 Division Winners & Week 1 Predictions

There will be football TONIGHT!

That's right, the season kicks off while Jon and Schif are asleep, but that won't stop them from making predictions. First Schif gives a quick update, and then they get right to it. Last season the guys went 6 out of 8 by calling every division winner right besides their teams' divisions (cue Homer). To keep that from happening again, they enlisted their friend Sean to help pick the division winner parlay bet and it's officially in. Bet it yourself as well if you want to make 177 times your money (gamble responsibly).

Then Schif whips out his trusty quarter to…

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