Latest / Ridiculous History / Wyoming Tales, Part 1: Walking in the Shoes of Big Nose George
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- 0:28Speaker 1: back to the show, Ridiculous Historians. Thank you, as always
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- 0:37Speaker 1: but we are back on the horse theme wise, We're
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- 0:59Speaker 1: I'll our our buddies, Soufian. And now we're picking back up.
- 1:03Speaker 1: We're picking back up the last two that's the thing
- 1:05Speaker 1: they use in Wyoming. And we're even gonna do this
- 1:08Speaker 1: as a as an intentional two parter that couldn't become
- 1:12Speaker 1: an intentional four part an intentional four part or Earth
- 1:14Speaker 1: or a three part or we don't know, um, but
- 1:16Speaker 1: for the moment, we're gonna start talking about tales of Wyoming,
- 1:20Speaker 1: the ignoble death of Big Nose George, which is a
- 1:24Speaker 1: great name for a what do you call that? A
- 1:26Speaker 1: cow polke? Uh, Bronco Buster Outlaw, Yeah you go, uh yeah,
- 1:34Speaker 1: or a Coen Brothers film, or maybe an extra if
- 1:37Speaker 1: they ever do a sequel to that. What was that
- 1:41Speaker 1: last thing they did on the ballot of buster scrugs,
- 1:44Speaker 1: Buster scrugs? Wonderful? Was wonderful? Little? What do you call those?
- 1:49Speaker 1: An anthology with all the different ones. Tom Waits played
- 1:52Speaker 1: an old prospector better than Will Ferrell ever could have
- 1:55Speaker 1: hoped to do. But yeah, George, big Nose George k
- 2:00Speaker 1: A George Perrot a k A George Warden a ka
- 2:03Speaker 1: George Magnus sorry man use a k A Big break George,
- 2:08Speaker 1: And finally, our favorite and the title character of this episode,
- 2:13Speaker 1: Big nos George. That is super producer Casey Pegram approved. Look, folks, Uh,
- 2:20Speaker 1: this guy's life is interesting. He is an outlaw from
- 2:24Speaker 1: the eighteen hundreds. Uh, but you know you live by
- 2:29Speaker 1: the gun, you die by the gun. Maybe the most
- 2:32Speaker 1: interesting part of this story is, sadly enough, his demise
- 2:36Speaker 1: because you see spoiler alert, George right now is uh
- 2:41Speaker 1: spending his postlife existence in multiple ways as a flower
- 2:48Speaker 1: pot and ashtray pair of shoes science experiment. This is
- 2:53Speaker 1: actually true? Yeah, this is not what he saw coming
- 2:57Speaker 1: though his main focus. His main focus stuff like what
- 3:01Speaker 1: you would loosely call frontier crimes. Like Wyoming History on
- 3:05Speaker 1: w y o history dot org describes him as a
- 3:09Speaker 1: known horse thief even though he got acquitted. He was
- 3:14Speaker 1: one of those people living at the not just the
- 3:17Speaker 1: edge of the the civilized world as they saw it
- 3:20Speaker 1: at the time, but at the edge of the legal world.
- 3:24Speaker 1: Like people would know that this guy was stealing horses
- 3:28Speaker 1: even if the charges didn't stick. He strikes me as
- 3:31Speaker 1: the kind of person who, like, if big nos George
- 3:34Speaker 1: walked into i don't know, the wrong bar or something,
- 3:38Speaker 1: there would totally be that movie moment where someone goes, well, well, well,
- 3:43Speaker 1: old big beak George, you've got a lot of nerve
- 3:46Speaker 1: coming in here, to showing your face round here, stick
- 3:49Speaker 1: in your beak in here. I wonder if he really
- 3:52Speaker 1: did have a big nose, and like maybe like you know,
- 3:54Speaker 1: the saloon doors swing both ways, probably like would lead
- 3:57Speaker 1: with the big nose and that's what would open those
- 4:00Speaker 1: saloon doors. And I'm sure are our boy. George frequented
- 4:04Speaker 1: saloons from time to time, but he spent most of
- 4:07Speaker 1: his time holding up in a very frontier kind of
- 4:11Speaker 1: unsettled area west of what today would be called Casey, Wyoming.
- 4:17Speaker 1: And he kept company with a gang led by a
- 4:20Speaker 1: man named sim Jan and he and his band of
- 4:24Speaker 1: merry outlaws were active in the Powder River area of Wyoming.
- 4:29Speaker 1: They robbed, uh, stage coaches of of cash shipments, you know,
- 4:34Speaker 1: like they had like the you know, Wells Fargo was
- 4:36Speaker 1: was initially a stagecoach company because they would ship money
- 4:41Speaker 1: to and from their bank locations or I believe they
- 4:44Speaker 1: were a courier service and then became a bank. But
- 4:46Speaker 1: that was a very popular target for robberies. It's almost cliche.
- 4:50Speaker 1: And then of course just if they were just passengers
- 4:52Speaker 1: on the stage coaches, they would be like yeah, oh yeah,
- 4:54Speaker 1: put your money in this bag and their jewels and
- 4:57Speaker 1: all that. Other members of the gang included Frank mc any,
- 5:00Speaker 1: Joe Man use again that was one of his a
- 5:03Speaker 1: k a. S. Jack Campbell, John Wells, Tom Reid, Frank Toll,
- 5:07Speaker 1: and Dutch, Charlie Burris. Yeah, Dutch is because of Red Dead.
- 5:13Speaker 1: Dutch is one of my favorite outlaw names right now.
- 5:16Speaker 1: But uh, but yeah, I do have to say sim
- 5:19Speaker 1: John sounds like a Star Wars name. I'm surprised George
- 5:23Speaker 1: Lucas hadn't hadn't got to that when they're talking about
- 5:25Speaker 1: the leader. So his nose reference the themes of referring
- 5:32Speaker 1: to this guy by his nose. It's true his surname
- 5:36Speaker 1: is Perro or parents. Some people probably called him as well.
- 5:40Speaker 1: His stories believe his nickname was maybe a reference to
- 5:44Speaker 1: his large nose, which was by multiple sources described a
- 5:47Speaker 1: beak like, or maybe it was a play on his surname.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Either way, he definitely had a rep force stealing from
- 5:55Speaker 1: stagecoach travelers, and then eventually he escalated to train raw berries,
- 6:00Speaker 1: which are you know. I think in the stereotypes of
- 6:04Speaker 1: the wild West, train robberies are one of the most
- 6:07Speaker 1: iconic tropes. So let's talk about one of these train robberies.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Just for an example. August Big Nose and his gang,
- 6:18Speaker 1: along with Dutch, they planned a theft from the Union
- 6:22Speaker 1: Pacific Railroad. They had a pay car located near Como, Wyoming,
- 6:27Speaker 1: east of Medicine Bow. At the time, these things were
- 6:33Speaker 1: kind of predictable because the railroad, this company in particular,
- 6:36Speaker 1: would carry cash via this pay car on a monthly
- 6:39Speaker 1: run to pay all of its employees across their network.
- 6:44Speaker 1: So here's what the bandits did. They go to the
- 6:47Speaker 1: tracks before the car arrives, and they loosen a spike
- 6:51Speaker 1: in the rails. They wrap it with telegraph wire, and
- 6:54Speaker 1: then they hide in the nearby brush. And their plan
- 6:57Speaker 1: is like, look, we probably don't have to overthink this.
- 7:01Speaker 1: We're just gonna hide in them bushes like spive versus
- 7:03Speaker 1: spy style if you remember that cartoon. And then as
- 7:06Speaker 1: the train rolls by, we're going to pull that spike
- 7:11Speaker 1: and that's gonna dislodge the rails. That's gonna cause the
- 7:14Speaker 1: train to go off the tracks. Boom. We take the
- 7:17Speaker 1: money and that's you know, insert x gold pieces of
- 7:20Speaker 1: piece boys or something like that. We don't know if
- 7:22Speaker 1: it was gold pieces. But unfortunately railroad company employees, we're
- 7:29Speaker 1: you know, doing their jobs. So they spotted that suspicious
- 7:32Speaker 1: spike and they actually fixed the damage and then alerted
- 7:36Speaker 1: the law wave. The train never even got there in
- 7:39Speaker 1: time for their their little wildly coyote scheme to work. Exactly.
- 7:43Speaker 1: That's exactly what I was thinking about. Uh, So they
- 7:46Speaker 1: had to flee. They had to lamb it up to
- 7:49Speaker 1: Rattlesnake Canyon just the most Western sounding. Is all this
- 7:54Speaker 1: stuff is so fantastic. At the base of Elk Mountain,
- 7:57Speaker 1: it was twenty five miles to the southwest of where
- 7:59Speaker 1: the cry was to have been committed. Uh. The sheriff
- 8:03Speaker 1: of Carbon County, his deputy, Robert widow Field, and a
- 8:08Speaker 1: detective employed by the Union Pacific Railroad Company tracked them there,
- 8:12Speaker 1: a guy named Henry Tip Vincents. So when their two
- 8:17Speaker 1: pursuers representing the law, the swift hand of justice came
- 8:22Speaker 1: on their little camp, their bandit camp, the gang actually
- 8:27Speaker 1: had the drop on them and shot them and then
- 8:29Speaker 1: buried their bodies uh near where they had you know,
- 8:33Speaker 1: pitched their camp. Uh, And then they took off again
- 8:36Speaker 1: to Montana. Perot maintained his freedom for a couple of
- 8:40Speaker 1: years after that, but things were to take a turn
- 8:44Speaker 1: in the pretty near future. Yeah. So, even though George
- 8:49Speaker 1: and some of his compatriots are able to elude the law,
- 8:54Speaker 1: living as they do on the kind of the edge
- 8:56Speaker 1: of US civilization at this point, not everybody gets away.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Dutch is caught, historians believe as early as eighteen seventy nine,
- 9:08Speaker 1: and people were pretty upset that these folks and law
- 9:11Speaker 1: enforcement were murdered, so there was a lot of tension
- 9:15Speaker 1: in southern Wyoming. Yeah, it's a big deal. And these days,
- 9:19Speaker 1: you know, those types of folks would be branded as
- 9:22Speaker 1: cop killers and be pursued even more aggressively, which makes
- 9:26Speaker 1: it even more dangerous for the criminals. Maybe not in
- 9:29Speaker 1: the way you would expect, because now we're looking at
- 9:32Speaker 1: the possibility of mob justice. On January twenty three, Dutch
- 9:37Speaker 1: is being transported by train from Laramie to Rawlins. His
- 9:43Speaker 1: train stops for refuel, coal and water at a place
- 9:48Speaker 1: called Carbon and while the train has stopped, a mob
- 9:52Speaker 1: cops on board. They physically drag Dutch off and they
- 9:56Speaker 1: hang him from a telegraph pole. They also don't say,
- 10:01Speaker 1: you know what, when he's dead, you look in the body.
- 10:04Speaker 1: They say, this guy is not worthy of being buried
- 10:07Speaker 1: in the cemetery because that's where Deputy widow Field has
- 10:12Speaker 1: been laid to rest. So we're putting in an unmarked
- 10:16Speaker 1: grave somewhere in the brush outside the cemetery boundaries. And
- 10:21Speaker 1: that is historically a huge, huge insult that was far
- 10:26Speaker 1: older than the US. Ironic, they buried him in the
- 10:29Speaker 1: very stage brush which she was hiding to get the
- 10:32Speaker 1: drop on that train, not the exact you know, bush,
- 10:35Speaker 1: but similar uh so yeah, I mean, at this point,
- 10:38Speaker 1: George is still lambing it in Montana. After those murders
- 10:44Speaker 1: and that robbery gone bad, he single handedly robbed a
- 10:48Speaker 1: military convoy with some local merchants were traveling east with
- 10:53Speaker 1: a stockpile of cash. Uh. And he was successful, but
- 10:58Speaker 1: it was to his ultimate down to fall because he
- 11:01Speaker 1: got really cocky and therefore pretty sloppy, and he felt
- 11:05Speaker 1: like he was untouchable. So he returned back to the
- 11:08Speaker 1: town where the merchant was from and went into a saloon,
- 11:12Speaker 1: presumably leading with that beak like knows of his, and
- 11:15Speaker 1: he started just talking trash bragging about the robbery, about
- 11:21Speaker 1: the murders. Even I mean, good lord man, he is
- 11:24Speaker 1: not following the cardinal rules of being on the lamb.
- 11:28Speaker 1: You keep your mouth shut and keep your head down.
- 11:30Speaker 1: At least that's that's my understanding from like watching the Sopranos.
- 11:34Speaker 1: But someone of course recognizes the guy, hey, this is
- 11:39Speaker 1: a big news, you know, uh, and wires the Carbon
- 11:43Speaker 1: County Sheriff's Department, specifically the sheriff himself, James Rankin, who
- 11:49Speaker 1: high tails it for Montana. In July, Yeah, so that's
- 11:56Speaker 1: that's the thing. And you know, folks, I'm probably not
- 11:58Speaker 1: alone and wondering this, But have you ever seen true
- 12:01Speaker 1: crime shows or accounts of how an outlaw gets caught,
- 12:06Speaker 1: and there's always that moment where they're like, and then
- 12:09Speaker 1: the murderer was it the local Applebee's where he talked
- 12:12Speaker 1: about how he had murdered that person and spat on
- 12:16Speaker 1: their dog as well on the way out. I think
- 12:19Speaker 1: I'm always mystified how that happens, and I have to assume,
- 12:23Speaker 1: like some of those people want to get caught. Big
- 12:26Speaker 1: Nose George the dot. But is it unfair to assume
- 12:31Speaker 1: that there's alcohol involved? Yeah? I was. I was about
- 12:36Speaker 1: to say, if if it's an old timey western saloon
- 12:40Speaker 1: or Applebee's, the old timey western saloon of modern day,
- 12:44Speaker 1: I would say definitely some some drinks were involved. That's
- 12:47Speaker 1: what happened. And loose lips do, in fact think ships,
- 12:52Speaker 1: and they certainly sunk Big Nose George. Because he was
- 12:56Speaker 1: taken in and he was rounded up. The sheriff, James
- 13:01Speaker 1: Rankin found him and two other members of the gang
- 13:05Speaker 1: who had escaped, uh and he escorted them back first
- 13:08Speaker 1: to Laramie and then rode with them on a train
- 13:12Speaker 1: headed to Rollins, with the gut on them the whole
- 13:14Speaker 1: time saying you're not going to get away that easy. Uh.
- 13:18Speaker 1: And also I would propose that we say loose lips
- 13:21Speaker 1: lasso ships. Indeed, the jokes they do not worth it,
- 13:24Speaker 1: but no pun left behind. Uh, no joke left behind either,
- 13:29Speaker 1: I think so. So after they returned George to Wyoming,
- 13:32Speaker 1: there is a mob waiting for him. Rankin was right
- 13:36Speaker 1: when he assumed there would be a lynch mob waiting, uh.
- 13:39Speaker 1: And they were going to lynch the guy right off
- 13:42Speaker 1: the train, according to some folks quoted in Atlas Obscura.
- 13:46Speaker 1: And I don't want to give you the name of
- 13:48Speaker 1: the article just yet because it spoils one of the weirdest,
- 13:51Speaker 1: most grizzly parts of the story. So historians conjecture there
- 13:56Speaker 1: must have been something at least I think the way
- 13:59Speaker 1: they say is fairly charismatic about this guy, because George
- 14:03Speaker 1: was able to convince the lynch mob, let me go
- 14:06Speaker 1: to trial, don't hang me from the telegraph pole, let
- 14:09Speaker 1: me let me have that day in court totally. I mean,
- 14:12Speaker 1: he definitely was able to out talk his partner Dutch,
- 14:15Speaker 1: who had no such luck. So on September three, eighteen eighty,
- 14:19Speaker 1: Big Nose George was put to trial or reigned in Rawlins,
- 14:23Speaker 1: and he was represented by a lawyer, a gentleman named
- 14:26Speaker 1: George Francis Warden, who was unsuccessful in his defense of
- 14:30Speaker 1: Big Nose George, who was sentenced to hang by the
- 14:34Speaker 1: neck until dad on April two, eighteen anyone, oh man,
- 14:40Speaker 1: there's a there's a two gallant song that is definitely
- 14:43Speaker 1: not about this. It's called LUs Crusades jail, but it
- 14:46Speaker 1: has that same vibe the night before the execution kind
- 14:50Speaker 1: of thing, or you know, somebody sitting in jail thinking
- 14:52Speaker 1: about their impending mortality. Big George isn't having it. Remember,
- 14:57Speaker 1: this is what they would call the wild West. Ten
- 14:59Speaker 1: day 's before his execution takes place, he tries to escape,
- 15:05Speaker 1: which is a time honored a hobby of many outlaws
- 15:08Speaker 1: of this air up. Yeah, he had gotten ahold of
- 15:11Speaker 1: a pocket knife and he had used that to saw
- 15:14Speaker 1: through the rivets on the leg shackles that bound him,
- 15:18Speaker 1: and then he snuck up on Robert Rankin and knocked
- 15:22Speaker 1: the guy in the head with the leg shackles Rankin's
- 15:25Speaker 1: wife came in mid jail break, and she managed to
- 15:30Speaker 1: slam the outside door closed and then she fired her
- 15:34Speaker 1: husband's gun in the air, and people from the town
- 15:37Speaker 1: came running for help. Word of this attempted, this aboard
- 15:42Speaker 1: of escape spreads really quickly, right, and what happens another
- 15:46Speaker 1: mob forms and they're saying, dad, burn it, Dad gumm itt.
- 15:50Speaker 1: That man had no intention of going forward with his execution.
- 15:55Speaker 1: He's lying to us the way that he's trying to
- 15:58Speaker 1: lie to that judge. So they d ACKed him in
- 16:00Speaker 1: the street again. Yeah, mob justice, Uh, it's it's a
- 16:04Speaker 1: thing I gotta I gotta say, though, I'm sort of
- 16:07Speaker 1: proud of George for for showing a little restraint and
- 16:10Speaker 1: not just like sliddy the guy's throat with the pocket knife.
- 16:12Speaker 1: He just gave him a good knock over the head.
- 16:15Speaker 1: And and kudos to to the gentleman's wife for for
- 16:17Speaker 1: taking the situation in hand, because otherwise George probably would have,
- 16:21Speaker 1: you know, been on the lamb again. So that's right.
- 16:24Speaker 1: The lynch party put him up onto a box and
- 16:27Speaker 1: looped the noose around his neck and the other end
- 16:30Speaker 1: over a telegraph pole and instructed him to jump Um,
- 16:33Speaker 1: but you know, in the uh, in the interest of
- 16:36Speaker 1: his own self preservation, he refused, so he kicked the
- 16:39Speaker 1: box off from under him. That's how a proper hanging
- 16:41Speaker 1: supposed to work anyway. Um, and the rope actually broke,
- 16:46Speaker 1: I'm not mistaken. So they tried to rinse and repeat,
- 16:49Speaker 1: grabbed him, put a ladder against the pole, forced him up,
- 16:52Speaker 1: and strung him up again, and then yanked the ladder away. Um.
- 16:55Speaker 1: But this didn't go west planned either, did it? Right?
- 16:58Speaker 1: This part is you know, if you can set your
- 17:01Speaker 1: humanity and empathy aside, This part is pretty hilarious from
- 17:06Speaker 1: a prat fall kind of physical comedy aspect. Slapstick is
- 17:11Speaker 1: the word I'm looking for. So they try to hang
- 17:13Speaker 1: him again. The rope is too short, so it doesn't
- 17:17Speaker 1: break Perrow's neck. It leaves him too. He's left strangling
- 17:22Speaker 1: slowly asphyxiating on the line. But he didn't They were
- 17:26Speaker 1: in a rush. They didn't do the best job binding
- 17:28Speaker 1: his hands, so he's able to free them and he's
- 17:30Speaker 1: like shimmying up the pole, lasso still around his neck,
- 17:34Speaker 1: out of reach of the mob. Picture the Benny Hill
- 17:37Speaker 1: music playing, and the witnesses are saying This was not
- 17:41Speaker 1: super pleasant, funny British comedy. Instead, he was loudly begging
- 17:45Speaker 1: for someone in the mob to shoot him, to take
- 17:48Speaker 1: his life. Again. This didn't work. He eventually fell off
- 17:53Speaker 1: of the poll and he was strung up a third
- 17:55Speaker 1: time in a hurry, and he was violently strangling again.
- 17:59Speaker 1: They didn't man in to break his neck, which is
- 18:01Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do when you hang people. Is
- 18:04Speaker 1: the whole science of the placement of the knots and
- 18:07Speaker 1: their their calculations. So he strangles and he dies of asphyxiation.
- 18:13Speaker 1: By the time they had brought him down, And this
- 18:18Speaker 1: is so messed up, the rope had actually rubbed his
- 18:21Speaker 1: ears off during the during the execution. This is a
- 18:25Speaker 1: very nasty way to go. Joe Wolf, Yeah, rubbed his
- 18:30Speaker 1: That's like the most gnarly rope ber and one could
- 18:32Speaker 1: ever imagine ears rubbed clean off. But that wasn't the
- 18:36Speaker 1: the end of the story. Death was not the end
- 18:44Speaker 1: of the indignities that Big Knows George, aside from his nickname,
- 18:49Speaker 1: would suffer um. After he died, nobody claimed his body
- 18:54Speaker 1: um so as as was the procedure, his body was
- 18:58Speaker 1: brought to the coroner's office, but it didn't stick around
- 19:01Speaker 1: there for very long because it was taken absconded with
- 19:05Speaker 1: under cover of night by a compare of physicians by
- 19:09Speaker 1: the names of John Osborne and Thomas McGhee who wanted
- 19:13Speaker 1: to experiment on paros dead body and find the source
- 19:20Speaker 1: of his criminality. Uh that this is according to the
- 19:24Speaker 1: Atlas Obscure article as well. Um, and then then many
- 19:27Speaker 1: other sources. Yeah, poking around in there. This is the
- 19:31Speaker 1: early days of science, very rudimentary. They were thinking they
- 19:36Speaker 1: were doing God's work. I suppose, right, Well, there's you know,
- 19:39Speaker 1: there's a lot of there's a lot of speculation at
- 19:42Speaker 1: the time around what we can predict about a person's
- 19:47Speaker 1: behavior based on their physical makeup. So this is a
- 19:51Speaker 1: time when people would have thought about phrenology, right, Phrenology
- 19:56Speaker 1: being the discredited pseudoscience saying that certain bumps or certain
- 20:01Speaker 1: perceived abnormalities and skull shape maybe indicative of positive or
- 20:05Speaker 1: negative cognitive traits. This is also found up in a
- 20:08Speaker 1: lot of racism. So doubtlessly they're looking to see if
- 20:12Speaker 1: he has The surgeon Thomas McGhee is looking to see
- 20:17Speaker 1: Proos the lobes of his brain to see if there's
- 20:21Speaker 1: something that he thinks is bigger that's an indicative of
- 20:24Speaker 1: like greed or avaice or covetousness or what that's right,
- 20:28Speaker 1: that's right. In order to do that, in order to
- 20:30Speaker 1: get it said brain, he saws the top of George's
- 20:34Speaker 1: head off, pops the brain out. Or actually he doesn't
- 20:37Speaker 1: do it. His friend, the physician, John Osborne does it.
- 20:40Speaker 1: Saws the top of the head off, pops the brain out,
- 20:42Speaker 1: and gives it to his friends Thomas McGhee the surgeon,
- 20:45Speaker 1: and he you know, does his business. So the top
- 20:49Speaker 1: portion of big nosed George's skull is given to a
- 20:54Speaker 1: fifteen year old girl named Lillian Heath, who served as
- 20:57Speaker 1: McGhee's like surgery assistant, uh and went on to become
- 21:01Speaker 1: Wyoming's first woman physician, which I think it's pretty awesome,
- 21:06Speaker 1: but what a weird, like disturbing thing to to to
- 21:10Speaker 1: give a fifteen year old. But she also to mind,
- 21:13Speaker 1: she also didn't become physician just because of that. She
- 21:17Speaker 1: had a weird medical absolutely a clear medical career and
- 21:21Speaker 1: a clear path and then it was was pretty to
- 21:23Speaker 1: a lot of weird frontier medical procedures like this. I
- 21:27Speaker 1: imagine because she didn't seem to bat an eyelash at
- 21:29Speaker 1: Supposedly she kept it for her entire life and used
- 21:32Speaker 1: it interchangeably as an ashtray, a flower pot, and even
- 21:36Speaker 1: a doorstop. Because you know it's gonna be a little
- 21:39Speaker 1: heft to the top portion of a human skull. But
- 21:42Speaker 1: what happened to the rest of the body, you're asking, Well,
- 21:45Speaker 1: this is where Peru encounters a posthumous career that could
- 21:50Speaker 1: be comparable to the posthumous career of saints. Different parts
- 21:54Speaker 1: of his body go to different places. Once warn everybody,
- 21:58Speaker 1: if you're a little more delicate of disposition, this may
- 22:01Speaker 1: be a bit grizzly. So the bottom portion of Proo's
- 22:05Speaker 1: skull is tossed in a whiskey barrel with the rest
- 22:09Speaker 1: of his bones and his body. It's there for about
- 22:13Speaker 1: a year while these two men continue their experiments. At
- 22:18Speaker 1: one point we know that Osborne send some body parts
- 22:22Speaker 1: to a tannery and then commissioned to get this not
- 22:25Speaker 1: just a pair of shoes, but a medical bag and
- 22:28Speaker 1: even a coin purse made out of Pero's skin. Osborne
- 22:33Speaker 1: is very specific about this, and he said, I instructed
- 22:37Speaker 1: the shoemaker to keep nipples on the ski and to
- 22:40Speaker 1: prove that the skin was lad of a human. But
- 22:43Speaker 1: he did not follow my instructions. Uh, no word on
- 22:47Speaker 1: if there was a refund or discount. And in that
- 22:50Speaker 1: regard still historians do not know what Osborne's true motive
- 22:56Speaker 1: may have been for making these grizzly kind of keepsakes,
- 23:02Speaker 1: because at the time the world of medicine didn't look
- 23:06Speaker 1: at human remains as you know, incredibly symbolically significant or something.
- 23:11Speaker 1: They were material you could use in the process of
- 23:14Speaker 1: education and learning. Once the doctors were done, they made
- 23:19Speaker 1: the shoes, the coin pers the bag, the flower pot,
- 23:23Speaker 1: the ashtray, etcetera. They buried the barrel with the rest
- 23:27Speaker 1: of his remains, and that's where his story starts to
- 23:32Speaker 1: fade into legend until a political career brings the shoes
- 23:38Speaker 1: back to prominence. That's right. Despite this doctor being seemingly
- 23:44Speaker 1: a bit of a psychopath or at the very least
- 23:48Speaker 1: an odd character, he became a very popular political candidate
- 23:54Speaker 1: and in eight two was elected to become the first
- 23:57Speaker 1: democratic governor of the great state of Wyoming, me And
- 24:01Speaker 1: was said even then two have worn human skin shoes
- 24:05Speaker 1: At his inaugural ball in ee. So I guess this
- 24:08Speaker 1: wasn't as odd as we might think of it today.
- 24:12Speaker 1: It was a little bit more of like a frontier
- 24:14Speaker 1: justice kind of flex, like I represent the law and
- 24:17Speaker 1: order candidate. I mean, look, you just look at my shoes.
- 24:19Speaker 1: They got nipples on them, They got they got outlaw
- 24:22Speaker 1: nipples on my shoes. It didn't have the nipples. Remember
- 24:25Speaker 1: he's still bad about that. Yeah, well that's a bummer.
- 24:28Speaker 1: But they Okay, if if he had had his drouthers,
- 24:30Speaker 1: they would have had outlaw nipples on the shoes. Um,
- 24:33Speaker 1: how else are you gonna know? Uh? Later, Osborne would
- 24:36Speaker 1: actually become the Assistant Secretary of State under President Woodrow Wilson,
- 24:41Speaker 1: so a storied career in politics, despite being a bit
- 24:44Speaker 1: of a ed geane kind of figure. You know, yeah,
- 24:49Speaker 1: Mr President, I know we've got a lot of stuff
- 24:52Speaker 1: going on in the nation. But have I ever told
- 24:57Speaker 1: you about these shoes? And then Wilson, you know, just
- 25:00Speaker 1: with a cerbic wit, told him, well, if they're human skin,
- 25:04Speaker 1: where are the nipples, buddy, nipples on a breastplate? Remember
- 25:08Speaker 1: that expression? And Game of Thrones, yes, yes I do. Uh.
- 25:13Speaker 1: And and the debate regarding oh maybe it was the
- 25:16Speaker 1: Schumacher batman. But yes, you're right, the shoes continued to
- 25:23Speaker 1: play a role. And this means that in some way,
- 25:28Speaker 1: Big Nosed George's life was where his his legacy was
- 25:32Speaker 1: not what he had intended. We can only imagine. However,
- 25:36Speaker 1: the story of his body doesn't end there. On May eleven,
- 25:42Speaker 1: construction workers we're doing some extrivation to create a new
- 25:47Speaker 1: building on Cedar Street, and then they found a whiskey barrel.
- 25:51Speaker 1: And when they opened that whiskey barrel, they found it
- 25:53Speaker 1: was filled with human bones. Later they would learn this
- 25:57Speaker 1: location was behind the building that served as Dr McGee's
- 26:00Speaker 1: office slash Mad Scientists Lab for years and years before,
- 26:05Speaker 1: and it was pretty clear based on the cadaverous contents
- 26:10Speaker 1: of the barrel who they belonged to in life. There
- 26:13Speaker 1: were numerous human bones, including get this, a skull with
- 26:17Speaker 1: the top saw it off, and just like the two
- 26:21Speaker 1: people who had gathered around to watch Big George be
- 26:25Speaker 1: hanged three times, a crowd gathers around to watch as
- 26:29Speaker 1: this barrel of bones is retrieved. And that's when our
- 26:34Speaker 1: former fifteen year old who later becomes a physician comes
- 26:39Speaker 1: back into the story, which I did not expect I know,
- 26:42Speaker 1: it's a twist indeed. I mean she's well into her
- 26:44Speaker 1: eighties at this point, but still alive and well. Uh.
- 26:47Speaker 1: And she gets contacted, her husband brings the skull cap
- 26:57Speaker 1: to the scene and like Excalibur from the Sword in
- 27:01Speaker 1: the Stone or the reverse kind of version of that. Uh.
- 27:05Speaker 1: I can think it's some other references in pop culture,
- 27:07Speaker 1: but Cinderella, there you go, boom glass, slipper baby, the
- 27:12Speaker 1: skull cap fits perfectly and they all live happily ever after,
- 27:18Speaker 1: sort of the yeah exactly. Um. So, at this point
- 27:22Speaker 1: the locals were convinced that these were in fact the
- 27:24Speaker 1: remains of Big Nose George. At the time, they didn't
- 27:27Speaker 1: need any other proof. But then then you had the
- 27:29Speaker 1: magic of DNA testing coming into the picture and and
- 27:32Speaker 1: in fact did verify that that is what these were. Yep.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Today you can see the upper half of his skull
- 27:43Speaker 1: and the shackles that were used while he was hanging
- 27:45Speaker 1: in the collection of a railroad museum in Iowa, the
- 27:49Speaker 1: Carbon County Museum, because the people who discovered the bones
- 27:53Speaker 1: immediately offered them to this museum. In rollins. Right now,
- 27:58Speaker 1: we don't know what happened to the medical bag, and
- 28:03Speaker 1: we know that the coin purse was at one point
- 28:06Speaker 1: or another quote unquote misplaced. They know it was the
- 28:11Speaker 1: coin pers was once upon a time in the museum's
- 28:14Speaker 1: collection because there was an gentleman who had worked at
- 28:18Speaker 1: the museum for decades and knew that they had the
- 28:22Speaker 1: coin person at one point. The cataloging system wasn't probably
- 28:26Speaker 1: super good. A lot of the people working there were volunteers,
- 28:29Speaker 1: so maybe a little more likely to take a keepsake. Noel.
- 28:34Speaker 1: The whole time I was reading this story, you know,
- 28:37Speaker 1: I kept wondering what they used to make the coin person,
- 28:42Speaker 1: kept hoping it wasn't the obvious answer for which coin
- 28:46Speaker 1: person is also a euphemism, But it very much was.
- 28:49Speaker 1: Some of the people volunteering at the museum may have
- 28:52Speaker 1: just thrown the coin pers away or purposely lost it
- 28:56Speaker 1: because they felt inappropriate handling it. Because was made out
- 29:00Speaker 1: of George's scrotum. I gotta say, though, not to be
- 29:06Speaker 1: too you know gross about scrotum is a perfect material
- 29:09Speaker 1: to make a coin person out of. The shape is there,
- 29:12Speaker 1: It's really there? You really have, Yeah, it holds up. Indeed,
- 29:16Speaker 1: you don't really have to retrofit it too much. You know, Sorry,
- 29:19Speaker 1: I know that's morbid, but so is the story. But
- 29:22Speaker 1: delightfully so. This is a fun amalgam of frontier justice
- 29:27Speaker 1: and uh, corpse desecration and just good old ingenuity, you know,
- 29:33Speaker 1: making skull caps into ashtrays. Yeah, it's it's very there's
- 29:39Speaker 1: more than a tinge of Cormac McCarthy's vision of the
- 29:43Speaker 1: West here, totally. Yeah, you can go see it today.
- 29:47Speaker 1: Depending on how COVID works out of vaccination, you may
- 29:51Speaker 1: even run into the museum's director, Kelly Bohannan. Bohannan has
- 29:56Speaker 1: done a couple of things to modernize the displays. One
- 30:00Speaker 1: of those is that they've moved the human shoes too
- 30:05Speaker 1: an area behind like a partial wall, so that if
- 30:09Speaker 1: you're sensitive to seeing human remains in that way, you
- 30:12Speaker 1: can avoid it. You won't just get like, you won't
- 30:15Speaker 1: just get surprised or pranked by this grizzly keepsake. And
- 30:20Speaker 1: this brings us to another question, and we've talked about
- 30:24Speaker 1: on Ridiculous History a little, but even more so on
- 30:27Speaker 1: on another show called Stuff they Don't Want You to Know.
- 30:29Speaker 1: How do you properly deal with the remains of the dead?
- 30:34Speaker 1: How do you deal with these folks who were outlaws.
- 30:36Speaker 1: I mean, like, this was a big deal. If you
- 30:37Speaker 1: ever saw the Bodies exhibit when it came through the US,
- 30:41Speaker 1: this was a big deal when people started asking about
- 30:45Speaker 1: the provenance of those bodies that we're used in those displays.
- 30:48Speaker 1: Who were these people, what was their background, and how
- 30:51Speaker 1: do they come to be used in this display, which
- 30:55Speaker 1: admittedly is really cool, But also there are ethical questions
- 30:59Speaker 1: involved in any museum curatorial process, right whether it's like
- 31:03Speaker 1: worth these artifacts stolen from indigenous people perhaps, or from
- 31:08Speaker 1: some culture that was looted and and they actually belong
- 31:11Speaker 1: with that culture, for example, or in that country. This
- 31:14Speaker 1: is a different question. This is more a question of
- 31:16Speaker 1: human dignity, because I think we would all agree that
- 31:19Speaker 1: whatever big nosed George's crimes may have been, however heinous,
- 31:24Speaker 1: you probably didn't deserve to have his scrotum removed and
- 31:26Speaker 1: turned into a coin purse. Yeah, exactly, And today his
- 31:33Speaker 1: skulls not on display, I don't believe, but you can.
- 31:37Speaker 1: You can see the shoes and Bohannon tries to see
- 31:41Speaker 1: both sides of the issues. She's quoted in Atlas Obscura,
- 31:45Speaker 1: you know, pointing out that yes, he was a criminal.
- 31:48Speaker 1: He killed two members of law enforcement. And bohan And says,
- 31:52Speaker 1: maybe there's still some wild West sentiment, the idea that
- 31:55Speaker 1: because these folks were criminals, they don't deserve the posthumous
- 31:59Speaker 1: dignity that are you know, members of the law abiding
- 32:01Speaker 1: public would deserve. But then there are other people who
- 32:06Speaker 1: would say, you know, their shoes, they're made to look
- 32:10Speaker 1: like shoes, their warren is shoes, therefore their shoes. And
- 32:13Speaker 1: Bohanan says, well, the other side of that, basically is
- 32:16Speaker 1: imagine telling that to someone's like living relative, their mother,
- 32:20Speaker 1: you know, their kid. That's some cold stuff to say.
- 32:24Speaker 1: But no, only I think we have to confess no judgment.
- 32:29Speaker 1: And there is a certain segment of the ridiculous historian
- 32:33Speaker 1: population listening today and saying, guys, I got it. You've
- 32:38Speaker 1: sold me. Where can I buy a pair of human
- 32:41Speaker 1: skin shoes? Have you missed the point where maybe a
- 32:44Speaker 1: little you're well, yeah, what what points aside? You are
- 32:49Speaker 1: in luck? Because there is a it's it's a really
- 32:53Speaker 1: basic website. I'm almost borderline convinced that's not real. But
- 32:57Speaker 1: it's a company called the Human Leather Company. Their little
- 33:00Speaker 1: subtitle is Ultimate bespoke leather products. Um, and it looks
- 33:05Speaker 1: like on the on the front page is a wallet,
- 33:09Speaker 1: quite crusty looking wallet. And they described themselves and there
- 33:12Speaker 1: about me section. We are a specialized leather products company,
- 33:16Speaker 1: and we only worked to a very specific order book.
- 33:19Speaker 1: In fact, we only craft a very limited number of
- 33:21Speaker 1: pieces per year, depending on our stock of raw materials.
- 33:25Speaker 1: We closed our order book a few years ago as
- 33:27Speaker 1: our waiting list became too large for us to be
- 33:29Speaker 1: able to service all our outstanding requests. We will soon, ever,
- 33:32Speaker 1: be opening our waiting list again to our exclusive clientele.
- 33:36Speaker 1: So if you're interested in potentially yeah oh this is
- 33:39Speaker 1: by the way, please keep your inboxes and your mind's open. Um.
- 33:43Speaker 1: You can drop them a line and info at human
- 33:45Speaker 1: leather dot com. Need we say more human leather? Apparently
- 33:48Speaker 1: a pair of leather human leather shoes from this company,
- 33:51Speaker 1: though I see no price lists here, running about twenty
- 33:55Speaker 1: seven grand. Well, this was back when, um so this
- 33:59Speaker 1: comes from an article on how stuff works, which I
- 34:03Speaker 1: will point out is a fantastic, fantastic article by jess
- 34:08Speaker 1: Lynn Shields. So it's possible that when Shields was working
- 34:14Speaker 1: on this, the website was a little more open. But
- 34:17Speaker 1: it's also possible that this website maybe a bit of
- 34:22Speaker 1: a prank, similar to the hoofu website from years ago,
- 34:27Speaker 1: which which said it was selling human flavor tofu. I
- 34:31Speaker 1: tried to order some, and then I quickly learned that
- 34:34Speaker 1: they got me. It wasn't wasn't a real thing. So
- 34:38Speaker 1: who knows? Who knows? One way to find out is
- 34:41Speaker 1: to email that address info at human leather dot com
- 34:45Speaker 1: and let us know. Let us know what you find
- 34:48Speaker 1: should you feel so inclined, you know. No, I don't
- 34:53Speaker 1: know what else they sell. I I hope it's not
- 34:55Speaker 1: coin purses. It looks like that. It's definitely a wallet. Uh,
- 35:00Speaker 1: It's definitely looks like a leather wallet of some sort
- 35:02Speaker 1: in the one picture they have on the website. They
- 35:07Speaker 1: have also set up a Bitcoin donation payments. So juries
- 35:13Speaker 1: out on whether or not these folks are continuing the
- 35:17Speaker 1: legacy of Osbourne. There but here ends the tale. Our
- 35:22Speaker 1: first tale from Wyoming, the story of Big Nose George
- 35:27Speaker 1: all goes to show Man. The end of his life
- 35:30Speaker 1: was kind of the beginning of his story in American culture,
- 35:34Speaker 1: which is rough. It's weird how that works out sometimes. Um,
- 35:37Speaker 1: but huge Thanks to Gave Luzier, researcher extraordinaire for the
- 35:42Speaker 1: hot tip on the Human Leather Company and big nose. George, Um,
- 35:47Speaker 1: that's that's that's a really interesting one. I would love
- 35:49Speaker 1: to see this dramatized. At the very least. This feels
- 35:53Speaker 1: like a very grizzly entry into some sort of maccabre
- 35:58Speaker 1: Wild West anthologies here you know what I mean. And brothers,
- 36:01Speaker 1: I'm telling you, go Cohen and McCarthy get the band
- 36:04Speaker 1: back together. I love it, and just have McCarthy right.
- 36:08Speaker 1: Some vignettes in a new anthology will call it the
- 36:11Speaker 1: Dark Ballad of Buster Scruggs or the Ballad of Buster
- 36:15Speaker 1: Scrugs after Dark. Also just call it wild West Skin
- 36:20Speaker 1: of Max. That's two on the nose because of the shoes.
- 36:22Speaker 1: Look more Workshop on the nose, on the big nose.
- 36:25Speaker 1: That's two on the big nose. Thanks also, of course,
- 36:28Speaker 1: to our super producer Casey Pegram, our guest producer Andrew Howard,
- 36:33Speaker 1: Thanks to Christopher Hasciotis, and thanks to Eve's Jeff co
- 36:37Speaker 1: who uh noll. I think we should have back on
- 36:39Speaker 1: the show pretty soon. What do you say? Yes? I
- 36:41Speaker 1: completely agree. Eves is a delight. Please check out her
- 36:44Speaker 1: show This Day in History Class, which says the name
- 36:47Speaker 1: implies it as a daily history podcast where each episode
- 36:51Speaker 1: coincides with that calendar date and some cool historical thing
- 36:56Speaker 1: that happened on that day in history. Also ja Ill
- 37:00Speaker 1: the podcast The Sturing the wonderful and talented Mrs Jill Scott.
- 37:04Speaker 1: That Eve's also produces huge thanks to Alex Williams, who
- 37:07Speaker 1: composed our theme. Jonathan Strickland the Quister. I think we're
- 37:11Speaker 1: we're safe from him for a little while, but you
- 37:14Speaker 1: never know. The clock, the giant Grandfather clock is always
- 37:18Speaker 1: taking on that one. Yeah, we better screwed through the
- 37:20Speaker 1: outro too before he finds out we're recording. So, folks,
- 37:23Speaker 1: one serious question. How do you think museums should handle
- 37:28Speaker 1: pieces artifacts that have a controversial providence, whether that relates
- 37:34Speaker 1: to human rights and dignity, or whether that relates to
- 37:37Speaker 1: things taken from another culture. Let us know. You can
- 37:41Speaker 1: find us on the internet. We like to recommend ridiculous
- 37:44Speaker 1: historians on Facebook, but you can find us as individuals
- 37:47Speaker 1: as well. We certainly can. You can find me at
- 37:50Speaker 1: how Now Noel Brown on Instagram, where I pretty much
- 37:53Speaker 1: hang out exclusively I've got a Twitter somewhere out there.
- 37:56Speaker 1: I think I switched it to at how now Noel
- 37:58Speaker 1: Brown on Twitter, but I don't really been. On the
- 38:00Speaker 1: other hand, is a prolific Twitter and instagrammer? Oh thanks, No, importantly,
- 38:06Speaker 1: prolific is not the same thing as good. You can
- 38:10Speaker 1: find me at Ben Bullen H. S W on Twitter,
- 38:14Speaker 1: where you'll see me mid research on a lot of
- 38:16Speaker 1: strange things. You can also find me at Ben Bullan
- 38:20Speaker 1: bo w l I n on Instagram. No new goal
- 38:24Speaker 1: in life, I propose I want to speak for all
- 38:27Speaker 1: of us on the show here. Yeah, let's try not
- 38:30Speaker 1: to be human. Shoot not to be human. She's okay.
- 38:33Speaker 1: I don't think I don't need that in my life.
- 38:36Speaker 1: The Human Leather Company can can go with God, but
- 38:39Speaker 1: uh count me out. Yeah, Human skin Books is about
- 38:43Speaker 1: as far as I would go and have to be
- 38:45Speaker 1: a really good book or some kind of necronomicon. Yeah,
- 38:49Speaker 1: we'll see you next time books. For more podcasts from
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