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S1E24 - 'The Intruder' · Dished at Birth

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  DANI: On my birthday, Milena and I met up with a bunch
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  of my friends at a vampire lecture. It was a
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  lecture about vampire movies.
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  KARA: In Bushwick, right?
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  DANI: Yes, at the Twisted Spine.
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  KARA: Yes.
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  DANI: Super great spot.
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  Really recommend the bookstore. Very cute. And
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  I learned that Lon Chaney, who is the original
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  Dracula, and he's also the original Phantom of
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  the Opera actor in the, like, silent film, he
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  credits him succeeding so well in silent film
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  because he's so emotive because he was a CODA.
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  KARA: Oh, fun!
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  DANI: Yeah, which I didn't know.
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  KARA: Very cool. I've
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  never even seen the show.
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  DANI: No, I never saw the show
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  either. I saw the original Phantom of the Opera
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  in the big — it might be Saint John the Divine?
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  The big church where they bless the animals every
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  Easter.
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  KARA: I thought that was Saint Patrick's Cathedral.
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  DANI: They do it there too, but Saint John the Divine
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  is maybe like, no longer any affiliation with
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  a specific religion. They just do like Unitarian
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  stuff.
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  KARA: Okay, are you gonna get Lenny blessed?
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  DANI: Oh,
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  my God, I would love to, but I think she would
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  be freaked out because people bring, like —
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  KARA: like
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  parrots and, like —
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  DANI: Yeah, it's like all kinds of
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  animals.
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  KARA: Yeah, that's true.
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  DANI: So I don't know, maybe
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  we'll just go to like a local priest, ask her
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  to be blessed.
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  KARA: I did get tickets on Broadway to
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  see Every Brilliant Thing.
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  DANI: Shut up, you did?
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  KARA: Yeah. Not with Daniel Radcliffe. I got it with
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  Mariska Hargitay. Because, no, I was obsessed
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  with her when I was a kid. She is still, to me,
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  the hottest person alive.
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  DANI: Fair. She's so beautiful.
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  I was obsessed with Daniel Radcliffe as a child.
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  He's my first non-cartoon crush. And I really
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  wanted to see it. And Paolo was going to get me
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  tickets for my birthday. And then I found out
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  that all of the tickets, because he's leaving,
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  all of the tickets are like $700 right now.
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  KARA: I
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  know.
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  DANI: So I was like, I'm not going to do it.
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  KARA: He got Tony nominated too, didn't he?
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  DANI: Yeah.
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  KARA: Okay,
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  yeah. So that's also why the tickets skyrocketed.
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  DANI: Yeah.
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  KARA: Yeah. But I got Mariska Hargitay. I'm so
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  excited.
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  DANI: Cool.
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  KARA: And those were not $700.
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  DANI: No. I'm
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  kind of surprised.
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  KARA: Good seats were like $500.
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  DANI: On the stage?
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  KARA: Yeah, the good seats on the stage.
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  DANI: Did you buy them yourself? Who got them for you?
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  KARA: Oh, I bought them myself, but I got the $120
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  tickets back in the balcony.
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  DANI: I thought you were
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  like, my seats on the stage were $500.
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  KARA: Absolutely
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  not.
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  DANI: I mean, you know what we do for love. I
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  would have, Paolo was like, I want you to be
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  able to sit on the stage because he knows how
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  much I love Daniel Radcliffe.
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  KARA: I know. I would
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  love to sit on the stage. I just can't afford
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  that.
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  DANI: Yeah.
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  KARA: I did get the tickets, not even
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  thinking about ASL or access, I was just like,
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  I need to see Mariska's beautiful face. But then
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  after I was in therapy — I have a Deaf therapist —
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  and she was like, are you going to understand
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  anything? And I was like, shit. Probably not.
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  But then I emailed and they do have captioning.
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  DANI: Oh, awesome.
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  KARA: Like the GalaPro, like me looking
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  at the phone captioning again.
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  DANI: Yeah.
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  KARA: So.
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  DANI: They
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  don't even have like an iPad? I feel like the
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  iPad would be helpful because it's not as —
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  KARA: I
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  know. Say what you will about Slam Frank, but
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  it was the most accessible show I've been to.
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  DANI: Access, you guys.
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  KARA: Yeah.
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  DANI: Should we get to the
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  show?
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  KARA: Showtime.
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  DANI: Showtime. [UPBEAT JAZZY THEME MUSIC].
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  KARA: Season 1, Episode 24,
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  The Intruder, September 9th, 2012.
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  DANI: Damn, I've
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  really been forgetting to look up these paintings.
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  KARA: It's okay. It's only called that because Angelo
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  is the intruder.
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  DANI: Right. Is the art good?
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  KARA: Yeah,
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  it's pretty. It's a circa 1660 painting by Gabriel
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  Metsu, who's a Dutch painter. And the way it was
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  painted is an officer is bursting into a bedroom
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  where two women are getting ready for the day.
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  And it's supposed to be scandalous and sexy.
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  DANI: Oh.
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  KARA: So the housekeeper is playfully trying to
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  kick him out. There's a woman who's sitting in
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  front of the mirror who seems kind of amused
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  about what's happening. But the woman in the
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  center who is getting down from the bed, and
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  she is wearing her underskirt, and she seems
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  quite perturbed at the situation.
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  DANI: Oh, my God,
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  and there's a little dog in there that kind of
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  looks like Lenny.
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  KARA: Yeah.
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  DANI: Lenny, you're in the
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  photo.
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  KARA: But maybe the two women are Bay and Daphne.
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  Daphne's the one being perturbed, and Bay's kind
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  of amused. Or maybe they're both being perturbed.
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  They both are, like, weirded out by Angelo moving
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  in.
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  DANI: I feel like everyone's weirded out by the
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  situation.
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  KARA: Yeah, it's a weird situation.
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  DANI: Except
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  for Angelo, who's like, this is completely normal
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  and fine, and we're not even going to
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  get in trouble.
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  KARA: Oh yeah, he's like, free housing
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  awesome.
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  DANI: He's so excited about it.
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  KARA: Yeah. First scene,
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  Bay is climbing over a barbed wire fence.
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  DANI: But
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  she learned this time — she put her little jacket
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  over the barbed wire.
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  KARA: So she doesn't get cuts
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  on her hands.
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  DANI: Yeah, but I was like, I'm sick of
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  this shit, Bay. How many times do you have to
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  - I know it's a key part of her character.
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  KARA: Bright
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  daylight.
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  DANI: How many times do you need to get in
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  trouble or get someone else in trouble?
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  KARA: She's
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  out in broad daylight.
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  DANI: You know what? She hasn't
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  faced any consequences yet, so it makes sense.
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  KARA: I know. Well. She goes into, like, a junkyard?
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  DANI: Yeah, I mean, it is a place where I'm like, you
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  should be able to spray paint whatever's in there.
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  KARA: I know, there's nothing there. It's a bunch
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  of abandoned cars, including one abandoned school
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  bus. It's an abandoned bus. And Bay takes a picture
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  and she's like, that's going to be my next canvas.
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  But then she gets interrupted by her thinking
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  because Regina texts her and says, come home,
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  urgent.
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  DANI: That is an insane text to send.
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  KARA: I would
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  go, someone died.
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  DANI: Just say, hey, are you around?
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  Can you come? She doesn't even say home. She
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  says, can you come? Urgent.
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  KARA: I would think someone
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  died. If my mother—
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  DANI: I don't feel like Regina
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  can text her like that either.
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  KARA: No.
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  DANI: Obviously,
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  we knew what it was, but I was like, damn.
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  KARA: We
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  did, but Bay did not.
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  DANI: Yeah, and then Daphne's
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  with Emmett.
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  KARA: They're looking at an ad in a magazine
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  for St. Louis' Scare-a-thon. It's like a horror
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  movie convention, but Daphne's like, what if
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  we enter the Dawn of the Deaf movie? But then
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  she also gets interrupted and says, come home
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  now.
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  DANI: Yeah.
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  KARA: Again, I feel like I'm in trouble
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  or someone has died.
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  DANI: Yeah, it's not...the show
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  is really bad at crafting texts.
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  KARA: They are.
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  DANI: I
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  just don't feel that that's how Regina would
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  text. That's how, like, John would text.
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  KARA: That's
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  true. My dad is very straightforward and to the
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  point in his texts. My mom is usually like, hi,
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  sweetie. Emoji, emoji, emoji. Can you come home?
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  DANI: Regina needs to throw an emoji in there.
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  KARA: Yeah.
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  DANI: A little heart. Can you come home? Urgent.
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  KARA: Yeah.
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  Heart. Heart.
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  DANI: Urgent.
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  KARA: Love you.
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  DNI: Nothing.
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  KARA: None of that.
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  DANI: Do you think they have Daphne's
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  phone sound go off for us?
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  KARA: I didn't even notice
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  the sound.
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  DANI: Her phone's not on vibrate or maybe
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  it is but like that's— you would think they would
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  highlight— we could have heard the vibrate sound.
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  Instead it, just it literally dings. Yeah Daphne's
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  phone not on vibrate but she reaches for it. She's
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  like—
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  KARA: Those hearing aids work really well.
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  DANI: Really good. It's just her magic powers.
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  KARA: I know.
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  Now we're in the Kennish kitchen. John, I think,
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  learned his lesson from last episode.
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  DANI: He's cooking!
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  KARA: Yeah, he immediately upgraded to shrimp etouffee.
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  I've had shrimp etouffee before. It's delicious.
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  DANI: What is it?
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  KARA: It's like a roux-based sauce. On
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  shrimp.
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  DANI: I feel like that's like a crazy bold recipe
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  for John to go for. But one of the B plots of
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  this episode is that he currently has the record
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  for the most doubles in a single season. But a
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  hot young new player named Esteban Alvarado is
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  creeping up to beat his record, and he is going
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  to feel some type of way about that.
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  DANI: Yeah, I didn't
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  care about that.
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  KARA: No, me either.
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  DANI: They spent a
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  lot of time on that. John was looking quite good
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  this whole episode. And outside of being pouty
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  about that, he was behaving very well.
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  KARA: He was.
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  DANI: After being yelled at by his wife last episode.
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  KARA: Maybe he needed that.
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  DANI: Yeah, I think he did. I
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  think he got his little butt into shape.
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  KARA: Yeah.
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  Well, Bay and Daphne come home. They're like,
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  hi, Regina said we have to come home. It's urgent.
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  DANI: Yeah.
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  KARA: And Regina shows up with Angelo.
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  DANI: Crazy.
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  KARA: Yeah, why not—
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  DANI: Don't bring him into this.
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  KARA: Don't
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  bring him.
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  DANI: Don't bring him.
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  KARA: Also, isn't he, like,
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  banned from the house?
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  DANI: I don't, I can't keep
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  track anymore.
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  KARA: Regina says, good news.
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  DANI: [LAUGHS] Crazy
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  spin.
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  KARA: Problem is solved. Deportation canceled.
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  Angelo can stay. All because we got married.
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  Everyone is gooped and gagged. Daphne is pissed.
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  Bay is delighted.
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  DANI: Yeah. Regina should not have
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  told everyone at the same time. To not pull Daphne
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  aside and warn her first with everything she
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  knows about Daphne's trauma around Angelo is
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  so crazy.
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  KARA: I know.
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  DANI: And then I know, and we'll
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  get into it later probably, but I know we already
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  talked about how unrealistic this is at solving
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  anything, but her being like, it was fine. He
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  was totally allowed to stay once I told the judge
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  that we got married.
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  KARA: That's not how it works!
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  DANI: That's not how it works!
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  KARA: I also— what drives
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  me crazy this episode is that it doesn't seem
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  like she realized she was doing anything wrong
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  until after the fact.
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  DANI: No. I think Regina is a
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  little dumb.
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  KARA: She and Angelo—
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  DANI: She makes such
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  bad choices.
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  KARA: She and Angelo were like, well,
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  we obviously love each other. Or at least we
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  used to love each other. And if we want to
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  get married, then so what?
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  DANI: I feel like that's
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  what Angelo was thinking. But then Regina's like,
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  I do not love that man. This is purely for the
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  green card. And then what does she say? She says,
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  like, my old hairdresser boss is like—
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  KARA: Yeah,
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  Geraldo married a lesbian.
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  DANI: Oh, my God. And she
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  was like, if they can make that marriage work,
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  then we can certainly make this marriage work.
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  That's not the point.
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  KARA: Also, not the same.
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  DANI: Not
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  the same at all.
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  KARA: I don't think Geraldo committed
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  the felony also.
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  DANI: I don't think Geraldo was about
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  to be deported.
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  KARA: No. He probably just wanted to
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  come in from wherever he's from.
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  DANI: England? Is
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  he British? I think he's British. I feel like
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  every time I think of him, he has a British accent.
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  KARA: Sure. He's not American.
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  DANI: No.
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  KARA: But it's not important.
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  But the next scene with the guest house and Adrianna's
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  like, so are you dumb?
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  DANI: Yeah.
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  KARA: I loved Adrianna's
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  presence in this episode. I'm glad she's there.
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  DANI: They really needed her.
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  KARA: Yeah.
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  DANI: To be smart. To
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  be the one to be like, what the fuck?
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  KARA: Yeah. Are
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  you stupid?
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  DANI: And Regina's like, yeah, I am.
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  KARA: And
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  I can't sign because I still have this wrist
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  brace on.
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  DANI: [GROANS]. Oh, I'm sorry, Lenny. She didn't like
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  that.
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  KARA: Yeah. Regina says, all we have to do is
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  get Angelo an apartment, do the interview,
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  and it'll be fine. Never mind the paperwork.
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  I had to do so much paperwork.
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  DANI: I'm so glad that
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  you're here to speak on this with like real life
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  experience.
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  KARA: Hours and hours of paperwork. And
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  also, because Regina's the U.S. citizen, she
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  would have to do the paperwork because she would
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  be petitioning for Angelo to stay. Like, she's
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  representing him.
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  DANI: She can't do all that writing
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  with her wrist in that brace.
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  KARA: Exactly.
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  DANI: Think
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  of her carpal tunnel.
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  KARA: They don't even have an
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  immigration lawyer. Like, I don't understand.
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  Or maybe they do.
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  DANI: I guess they have Angelo's
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  immigration lawyer, who was the one to initially
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  be like, you guys should get married, low-key.
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  KARA: Maybe.
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  DANI: You guys should just commit a crime, low
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  -key.
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  KARA: Immigration fraud.
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  DANI: It is making me so mad.
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  KARA: Like, I just — I truly think she was like,
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  let's get married and then everything will be
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  fine, but didn't even think about the implications
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  that that is fraud, nor the idea that that would
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  not work and that they will investigate.
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  DANI: And her being
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  like, the interview will be fine.
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  KARA: And the interview
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  happens in like two days, which is also crazy.
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  This would take months, years, whatever, whatever.
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  DANI: Everyone's just acting so chill and like it's
• 11:29
  not a crime actively being committed. And I'm
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  pretty loose on crime. I think we need to reevaluate
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  what should count as a crime. But this one is
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  pretty crazy. I think it should be way easier
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  to become a citizen the normal way. But to do
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  this is when he's like literally in trouble with
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  the law is wild.
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  KARA: I agree.
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  DANI: And then Daphne turns
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  around and she's like helpful.
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  KARA: She's like, I'll
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  help you research for the interview.
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  DANI: Poor Daphne.
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  KARA: I know, she doesn't have to do this.
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  DANI: She was
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  really getting fucked over this episode.
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  KARA: I know,
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  I felt so bad for her.
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  DANI: Anyway, speaking of —
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  that's a terrible transition. Well, speaking
• 12:04
  of people getting fucked over, my next note was
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  about slutscore.com.
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  KARA: Yeah, we're Buckner. Bay—[LENNY HOWLS].
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  Oh, Lenny has something to say. Okay, continue.
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  DANI: Speaking of people being fucked over, Toby is
• 12:17
  forced to defend Simone when the guys at Buckner
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  are like, have you seen this? And they pull up
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  slutscore.com.
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  KARA: Which is owned by Disney. They
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  own the domain. Because I typed slutscore.com
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  and it gave me disney.com.
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  DANI: Whoa. That is a bold.
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  Do you think that's a law that they like have
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  to own it if they include it?
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  KARA: I actually wrote
• 12:42
  this down. You need to own or lease a domain
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  name in order to show a website on TV.
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  DANI: Oh, wow.
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  Okay.
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  KARA: So Disney, guys, owns slutscore.com.
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  DANI: Mark
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  Zuckerberg wishes that was him. Anyway, yes.
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  It's like this like terrible laid out website
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  with a photo of Simone and all these guys being
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  like, people are making comments.
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  KARA: What a slut.
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  DANI: Yeah. Kara: Stupid.
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  DANI: Toby's like—
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  KARA: It's giving after-
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  school special. Like, you guys are douches.
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  DANI: Yeah.
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  KARA: Nice try.
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  DANI: He struts away in his little uniform.
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  So yeah, that's happening to Toby behind the scenes.
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  KARA: Yeah, poor Toby — he's also not having a good
• 13:19
  time this episode.
• 13:19
  DANI: None of the kids are doing
• 13:21
  very well.
• 13:21
  KARA: Yeah. Now we're at Carlton. Emmett and
• 13:25
  Daphne are having lunch, and Emmett has another
• 13:28
  poster for the Scare-a-Thon film fest. There's
• 13:30
  a lot of ads for this.
• 13:30
  DANI: Yeah.
• 13:30
  KARA: Whatever. They're
• 13:33
  like, we got it overnight the DVD. But then
• 13:36
  Emmett says, no, no, no. We need to make a two
• 13:38
  -minute trailer. But the footage for the movie
• 13:42
  and all the editing software is on Kennish
• 13:44
  computer. I was like, why don't they just email
• 13:47
  it to Emmett's computer? But maybe he doesn't
• 13:49
  have—
• 13:49
  DANI: Why don't they purchase an external hard
• 13:51
  drive at any tech store and load the footage
• 13:54
  onto there and then give it to Emmett?
• 13:54
  KARA: But then
• 13:57
  Emmett would need the editing software, which
• 13:59
  he probably can't afford.
• 13:59
  DANI: Okay. But, like, when
• 14:02
  they make the trailer, Daphne's doing most of
• 14:05
  it anyway.
• 14:05
  KARA: I know.
• 14:05
  DANI: So, like, he doesn't really
• 14:07
  need to be there. Also, timeline complaint. They're
• 14:11
  saying that day, like, we need to overnight the
• 14:14
  DVD tonight. And then they don't do the trailer
• 14:17
  until at least a day later, if not two.
• 14:17
  KARA: Maybe
• 14:22
  they were like, once we make it, we'll have to
• 14:24
  overnight it. It's not clear.
• 14:24
  DANI: Okay. They don't
• 14:27
  seem very clear on the timeline. And it's not
• 14:31
  that important.
• 14:31
  KARA: Yeah. But the point is, and the
• 14:34
  problem is, that Emmett needs to go to the Kennish
• 14:37
  property to make this two-minute trailer for
• 14:40
  the film festival. Which sucks, because everyone
• 14:42
  hates him.
• 14:42
  DANI: Right. For good reason.
• 14:42
  KARA: Yeah. But
• 14:44
  Daphne's like, it'll be fine. Everyone's distracted
• 14:46
  by my mom getting married.
• 14:46
  DANI: Yeah. Your crimes
• 14:49
  actually are not the worst crimes that have taken
• 14:52
  place.
• 14:52
  KARA: Yeah. And Emmet goes, oh, yeah, your
• 14:54
  mom got married. How do you feel about that?
• 14:55
  And she's like, I don't want to talk about it.
• 14:57
  DANI: Yeah. Fair enough.
• 14:57
  KARA: Yeah, I know.
• 14:57
  DANI: Back at the
• 14:59
  Kennish house, Bay, I almost can't talk about
• 15:02
  this. Bay approaches Regina and is like, hey,
• 15:06
  thanks for marrying my dad again. And then she
• 15:09
  presents her with a gift, a wedding gift. It
• 15:13
  is a small box inside. There is a obsidian stone
• 15:17
  wrapped in like a leather chain.
• 15:17
  KARA: It's a necklace.
• 15:22
  DANI: It's a necklace. That's what they tell us it's
• 15:24
  supposed to be.
• 15:24
  KARA: Regina wears it later.
• 15:24
  DANI: Okay. With
• 15:27
  a stone stolen, speaking of crimes, stolen from
• 15:31
  the Galapagos.
• 15:31
  KARA: I think it's Leave No Trace there.
• 15:34
  DANI: Bay says it is so illegal to do this. And I
• 15:38
  just feel, what was it for?
• 15:38
  KARA: Like mother, like
• 15:41
  daughter.
• 15:41
  DANI: Yeah, no one's thinking about their
• 15:43
  crimes.
• 15:43
  KARA: No.
• 15:43
  DANI: Everyone feels like they're very
• 15:46
  casual. She's like, ha ha, don't tell anyone
• 15:48
  that it's from the Galapagos because that's super
• 15:51
  illegal.
• 15:51
  KARA: Like your marriage.
• 15:51
  DANI: Regina says, wow,
• 15:54
  this is really the perfect gift.
• 15:54
  KARA: I know.
• 15:54
  DANI: Maybe
• 15:58
  say to your child, hey, you spent six weeks there
• 16:00
  and you didn't learn to respect the environment
• 16:03
  and that you shouldn't take things? Anyway, and
• 16:06
  then Patrick shows up. And I'm going to be honest,
• 16:08
  I had forgotten about him until this moment.
• 16:10
  KARA: I know.
• 16:10
  DANI: Again.
• 16:10
  KARA: She's like, oh, yeah, you got
• 16:12
  to tell him.
• 16:12
  DANI: Oh, yeah, your boyfriend. Good luck
• 16:15
  telling him about your husband.
• 16:15
  KARA: Yeah. Now we're
• 16:18
  doing the apartment tour with Bay and Angelo.
• 16:21
  And they're telling us this area is bad because
• 16:23
  we can hear kids playing and sirens in the distance.
• 16:26
  DANI: It's not a bad apartment.
• 16:26
  KARA: But I think even Angelo
• 16:29
  can't afford that either.
• 16:29
  DANI: Right. Because then
• 16:31
  he says, I think I'd prefer something a little
• 16:33
  cozier when it is clearly a studio apartment.
• 16:35
  KARA: Yes.
• 16:35
  DANI: So and then Bay's like, so what do you even
• 16:38
  do for your job?
• 16:38
  KARA: So Bay goes, so what do you
• 16:41
  do? What is your budget? And then Angelo goes,
• 16:44
  none of your business, but once I start working,
• 16:46
  it'll be fine.
• 16:46
  DANI: I feel it is her business if she's
• 16:49
  been tasked with finding him apartments.
• 16:49
  KARA: She
• 16:51
  should at least know his budget.
• 16:51
  DANI: Yeah, that's
• 16:53
  like the bare minimum that you should know when
• 16:55
  looking for an apartment.
• 16:55
  KARA: Angelo's like, you don't
• 16:57
  need to know what I do, but I think I want to
• 16:59
  go back into carpentry.
• 16:59
  DANI: Okay.
• 16:59
  KARA: Yeah, but then
• 17:02
  Bay kind of seems like turned off by this. I
• 17:04
  think maybe she's realizing she doesn't really
• 17:07
  know that much about her dad and that he never
• 17:09
  had a consistent career.
• 17:09
  DANI: Also, well, she thinks
• 17:12
  he does music stuff and music, quote, music stuff
• 17:15
  sounds cooler than like carpentry.
• 17:15
  KARA: I think carpentry
• 17:19
  is great.
• 17:19
  DANI: I agree. But I'm saying to a 16 year
• 17:21
  old girl.
• 17:21
  KARA: Yeah.
• 17:21
  DANI: Who's an artist. But he was like,
• 17:24
  I'm good at fixing things. Carpentry is an art
• 17:26
  form.
• 17:26
  KARA: I think carpentry is very cool and important.
• 17:30
  DANI: Yeah.
• 17:30
  KARA: AI can't take that.
• 17:30
  DANI: No, it can't. Shout
• 17:33
  out to practical skills.
• 17:33
  KARA: I know.
• 17:33
  DANI: Anyway, Angelo,
• 17:36
  it would be just fine if he was actually going
• 17:38
  to be getting into carpentry. Just the problem
• 17:40
  is, I don't think he is.
• 17:40
  KARA: No, he doesn't seem
• 17:42
  like a person that follows through.
• 17:42
  DANI: No, he seems
• 17:45
  like he's not looking for a job. He's looking
• 17:47
  for his next con.
• 17:47
  KARA: And I think Bay is slowly figuring
• 17:50
  this out. We're back at the guest house. Regina
• 17:53
  has obviously told Patrick she's married because
• 17:55
  we see him go, what the fuck?
• 17:55
  DANI: She says, marriage
• 17:58
  is just a piece of paper. And he says, yeah,
• 18:00
  between you and some other guy.
• 18:00
  KARA: Who you used
• 18:02
  to be with and you have a child together. Again
• 18:05
  I'm like, Regina, are you dumb? Did you think you
• 18:07
  could —
• 18:07
  DANI: Patrick, are you dumb? Why are you still
• 18:09
  even here?
• 18:09
  KARA: But was like, Regina — oh, I can just
• 18:13
  continue to date him with no legal repercussions?
• 18:15
  DANI: It's like she really thinks that this is like
• 18:18
  cut and dry. She watched The Proposal starring
• 18:21
  Ryan Gosling and Sandra Bullock and said that
• 18:24
  looks easy enough.
• 18:24
  KARA: No — Regina, you're so dumb.
• 18:28
  DANI: Yes.
• 18:28
  KARA: But Regina is crazy. She was like, it's just
• 18:31
  for legal reasons, I don't get why you're upset
• 18:33
  with me.
• 18:33
  DANI: And does he break up with her, or does
• 18:36
  he just leave?
• 18:36
  KARA: He just leaves. I don't even know
• 18:38
  if we see him again.
• 18:38
  DANI: I hope not.
• 18:38
  KARA: I know, me too.
• 18:41
  DANI: Goodbye, Patrick. And then we're with Daphne
• 18:45
  at work. And I'm just thinking, imagine poor
• 18:48
  Daphne. She has so much going on at home. And
• 18:51
  then she has to fucking work this kitchen job.
• 18:53
  KARA: Doing the dishes.
• 18:53
  DANI: She must be so tired.
• 18:53
  KARA: I know.
• 18:56
  DANI: Her coworker is so cute.
• 18:56
  KARA: We don't know his name
• 18:59
  yet.
• 18:59
  DANI: It's a weird name. His name is like Scooter.
• 19:01
  KARA: Sure.
• 19:01
  DANI: No, genuinely.
• 19:01
  KARA: Okay.
• 19:01
  DANI: I'm going to look
• 19:05
  it up. Scuba!
• 19:05
  KARA: Scuba? Like Scuba Dive?
• 19:05
  DANI: His name
• 19:08
  is Scuba.
• 19:08
  KARA: Okay, so we don't know his name yet,
• 19:11
  but according to Dani, his name is Scuba. And
• 19:14
  they are bonding over the grossness of finding
• 19:16
  a retainer in the pile of dishes.
• 19:16
  DANI: Yeah.
• 19:16
  KARA: But then
• 19:19
  she stupidly grabs a knife by the blade and,
• 19:22
  of course, cuts her hand.
• 19:22
  DANI: She does fully grab
• 19:24
  it.
• 19:24
  KARA: By the blade.
• 19:24
  DANI: By that blade part. That was,
• 19:27
  girl, your eyes work.
• 19:27
  KARA: I know. She slices her
• 19:31
  hand. She says, ow! But then Scuba — now we know
• 19:34
  his name — comes to the rescue and he gives her
• 19:37
  stuff from his own first aid kit so she doesn't
• 19:40
  have to embarrass herself and go get a band-aid.
• 19:43
  DANI: Yeah, he's like, everyone's going to know if
• 19:46
  you take a band-aid from the communal first
• 19:49
  aid kit. Use my secret one. And it's like, I
• 19:51
  feel like everyone's going to know because you
• 19:53
  just yelled really loud when you cut your hand.
• 19:55
  KARA: Yeah, she went, ow!
• 19:55
  DANI: I feel like everyone heard
• 19:57
  that and is going to know.
• 19:57
  KARA: He also signs catastrophe
• 20:01
  to her. So it seems like he maybe knew or learned
• 20:04
  some signs for her. So I think there's a little
• 20:07
  crush going on.
• 20:07
  DANI: He's so cute. He's still not
• 20:10
  age appropriate.
• 20:10
  KARA: No.
• 20:10
  DANI: For the record.
• 20:10
  KARA: Yeah and
• 20:13
  then Daphne says I'm sick of doing dishes. I want
• 20:16
  to pitch a new menu item to Chef Jeff. We think—
• 20:16
  DANI: Crazy
• 20:19
  of her.
• 20:19
  KARA: I know. And then Scuba says, you don't get
• 20:22
  promoted for the job you want, you get promoted
• 20:24
  for the job you do. But then.
• 20:24
  DANI: Is that true? I don't
• 20:28
  actually feel like that advice holds true.
• 20:28
  KARA: No,
• 20:30
  I don't think so.
• 20:30
  DANI: I think if Daphne's the best
• 20:31
  dishwasher ever, why would they promote her back
• 20:35
  to food? Then they lose their really good dishwasher.
• 20:37
  KARA: Really good dishwasher.
• 20:37
  DANI: But I digress.
• 20:37
  KARA: Yeah.
• 20:40
  But then this is strange because she goes back
• 20:42
  to washing the dishes and the camera lingers
• 20:45
  on him for a bit too long.
• 20:45
  DANI: Yeah.
• 20:45
  KARA: As if, like,
• 20:48
  he does not want her to get promoted.
• 20:48
  DANI: And maybe
• 20:52
  he doesn't.
• 20:52
  KARA: I don't remember what happens.
• 20:52
  DANI: I
• 20:54
  genuinely can't remember.
• 20:54
  KARA: Yeah. But it just seems
• 20:56
  suspicious. Anyways, I know someone else who
• 20:59
  seems suspicious. It's a Homeland Security officer.
• 21:02
  DANI: Yeah.
• 21:02
  KARA: It's interview time.
• 21:02
  DANI: Yeah. So fast.
• 21:02
  KARA: So
• 21:06
  fast. Again, guys.
• 21:06
  DANI: How long after your marriage
• 21:09
  did you have to do your interview?
• 21:09
  KARA: I actually
• 21:11
  never got interviewed.
• 21:11
  DANI: Oh. Because it wasn't,
• 21:14
  like, flagged.
• 21:14
  KARA: We weren't flagged—
• 21:16
  DANI: Probably because A doesn't have any felonies
• 21:19
  on her record.
• 21:19
  KARA: No, A was here legally.
• 21:19
  DANI: Or a deportation
• 21:21
  order.
• 21:21
  KARA: No, A was here legally and we both had
• 21:24
  good records.
• 21:24
  DANI: Yeah.
• 21:24
  KARA: Whatever. I think they only
• 21:26
  interview certain people. But if you do get an
• 21:28
  interview, this would take months. Many months
• 21:31
  or years. So, but it seems like it took two days.
• 21:34
  But this is the quickest, most efficient government
• 21:36
  I have ever seen.
• 21:36
  DANI: Yeah.
• 21:36
  KARA: Regina and Angelo are
• 21:39
  sitting in the waiting room and Regina goes,
• 21:41
  we didn't even get our story straight. Again, they're
• 21:44
  so, they're driving me crazy.
• 21:44
  DANI: It's like they
• 21:47
  want to get arrested.
• 21:47
  KARA: I know. And then Angelo
• 21:50
  goes, you can just tell them the truth. What?
• 21:52
  DANI: Because he's in love. He fully thinks this is
• 21:55
  a love marriage. They did not talk at all before
• 21:57
  getting married.
• 21:57
  KARA: No. She grabbed his hand and
• 22:00
  took him straight to the judge or to the registry.
• 22:03
  Like, so confusing. And then Regina goes, what if
• 22:07
  they asked how you proposed? And then he whispers
• 22:10
  in her ear, Eureka Falls. And then it's interview
• 22:13
  time.
• 22:13
  DANI: He also whispers that in her ear in front
• 22:16
  of the guy.
• 22:16
  KARA: I know. They're going to know.
• 22:16
  DANI: It's
• 22:19
  interview time. It's just like an excuse to cut,
• 22:22
  to make it seem like romantic between them. Like
• 22:25
  their answers.
• 22:25
  KARA: This seems like a real date
• 22:27
  that the two of them had. And they just threw
• 22:30
  in the proposal in the story. Because the two
• 22:33
  of them go for—
• 22:33
  DANI: He doesn't even propose.
• 22:35
  He just says like, I want to marry you one day.
• 22:37
  KARA: Yes.
• 22:37
  DANI: I bet that did happen.
• 22:37
  KARA: I bet so too.
• 22:37
  DANI: Knowing
• 22:41
  Angelo.
• 22:41
  KARA: So yeah, they're at the interviews, but
• 22:44
  they are being interviewed separately by the
• 22:46
  officer, so they won't influence each other.
• 22:47
  And they're both telling the Eureka Falls story,
• 22:49
  but the camera is switching back and forth between
• 22:51
  the two of them.
• 22:51
  DANI: Yeah. Unfortunately, it did
• 22:54
  work on me where I was like.
• 22:54
  KARA: Okay, it's a nice
• 22:57
  story.
• 22:57
  DANI: Angelo's so handsome.
• 22:57
  KARA: Yeah.
• 22:57
  DANI: But. Then
• 23:00
  the officer brings them together and is like,
• 23:03
  loved your interviews. Great job. However, why
• 23:07
  did you apply for a credit check for this apartment?
• 23:10
  KARA: Yeah, he's like, I'm confused. You listed the
• 23:13
  Mission Hills apartment as your living address,
• 23:15
  but then you apply for a one-bed apartment.
• 23:15
  DANI: Yeah.
• 23:19
  For this to be the only thing. That's like.
• 23:19
  KARA: And
• 23:22
  then he also says, like, also because you got
• 23:24
  married before deportation.
• 23:24
  DANI: He's like, I have
• 23:27
  to pass this on to our fraud team.
• 23:27
  KARA: Which is a
• 23:30
  thing they do actually do. USCIS.
• 23:30
  DANI: Yeah.
• 23:30
  KARA: Has a
• 23:33
  fraud department. So he's like, OK, there are
• 23:35
  red flags.
• 23:35
  DANI: And Regina's like, what? That's crazy.
• 23:39
  KARA: Yeah. This is something USCIS does actually do.
• 23:43
  Like, they have a fraud department and they can
• 23:45
  do visits. But it is very rare for marriages.
• 23:49
  So they must be very suspicious. This is more
• 23:51
  common with like employment visas. So if you apply
• 23:55
  for an employment visa, an officer may go to your
• 23:58
  place of employment: one, make sure the business
• 24:00
  is real, and two, make sure you're actually employed
• 24:02
  there.
• 24:02
  DANI: Yeah.
• 24:02
  KARA: So it is a thing that does happen.
• 24:05
  So the officer is like, plan for surprise visits.
• 24:08
  And Regina's like, great.
• 24:08
  DANI: Awesome.
• 24:08
  KARA: Cool.
• 24:08
  DANI: Honestly,
• 24:12
  the fact that she thought that they wouldn't
• 24:14
  have to live together is wild.
• 24:14
  KARA: That's the first
• 24:16
  thing they look at. That is the first thing.
• 24:16
  DANI: They're
• 24:19
  so dumb. They're just like dying to go to jail.
• 24:22
  KARA: I know. We're at Buckner.
• 24:22
  DANI: Ugh.
• 24:22
  KARA: And Simone—
• 24:22
  DANI: Girl, I'm
• 24:27
  begging you, just like they said — leave, go to
• 24:30
  a different school. Please.
• 24:30
  KARA: I know. She approaches
• 24:33
  Toby and she says, thanks for defending me. Also,
• 24:35
  why are you mad at me?
• 24:35
  DANI: Insane.
• 24:35
  KARA: I thought you wouldn't
• 24:38
  even care.
• 24:38
  DANI: She's like, I thought kind of thought
• 24:41
  we were basically broken up and like I assumed Emmett and
• 24:43
  Bay were broken up. So like, why would you even
• 24:45
  care at all? It's like, even if you guys were
• 24:47
  broken up, that's an insane thing to do.
• 24:47
  KARA: It's
• 24:49
  giving Regina just talking to Patrick being like,
• 24:53
  I don't get why you're mad.
• 24:53
  DANI: And that's going
• 24:54
  to work later because we're going to find that
• 24:56
  those two are very alike.
• 24:56
  KARA: They're very alike.
• 24:59
  DANI: They have a lot in common.
• 24:59
  KARA: As I was watching
• 25:00
  this, I was like, they have so much in common.
• 25:02
  DANI: And then for her to be like, Toby's like, Toby's
• 25:05
  like, I'm not doing this with you. And she's
• 25:06
  like, well, at least tell me how your music's
• 25:08
  going. Literally all you guys fought about was
• 25:11
  how you kept asking about his music in your relationship
• 25:14
  before you cheated on him. That is.
• 25:14
  KARA: Poor Toby
• 25:17
  is sprinting away from her.
• 25:17
  DANI: He's running. Simone,
• 25:21
  you've got to transfer.
• 25:21
  KARA: You have to.
• 25:21
  DANI: Just leave.
• 25:24
  Or like, I bet Buckner has like a homeschool
• 25:27
  program. Like, do that for a little while. Give
• 25:29
  these people some space.
• 25:29
  KARA: I know. Now Bay is in
• 25:32
  her art studio printing out business cards for
• 25:35
  Angelo. She's doing so much for him.
• 25:35
  DANI: I'm begging
• 25:38
  her to have like a single conversation with him.
• 25:40
  She definitely, he didn't ask her to do that.
• 25:42
  She's definitely just like doing things.
• 25:42
  KARA: Well,
• 25:45
  Daphne comes in and it's SimCom alert time.
• 25:48
  Daphne approaches and says, this might be
• 25:52
  weird, but can Emmett come over and use the computer
• 25:55
  to edit the software? And Bay uncomfortably is
• 25:58
  like, okay, sure. And I also won't be here,
• 26:01
  so that'll be great. And then they had like this
• 26:04
  cute little banter between them. I like when
• 26:06
  they're good. And they're good right now.
• 26:06
  DANI: They're
• 26:08
  good right now because there's too much else
• 26:09
  going on.
• 26:09
  KARA: And they're both bonding over how weird
• 26:12
  this is.
• 26:12
  DANI: Yeah.
• 26:12
  KARA: So they're like, all right.
• 26:12
  DANI: Sisters.
• 26:15
  KARA: Sisters with a weird dad.
• 26:15
  DANI: With our one sport
• 26:20
  dad who's stressed out and then our other carpenter
• 26:23
  dad or whatever.
• 26:23
  KARA: Then Bay goes to tag the bus
• 26:28
  with her art. But then she gets interrupted again
• 26:30
  because Regina has texted her and is like, come
• 26:33
  home now.
• 26:33
  DANI: Why? Just offer some context.
• 26:33
  KARA: I would
• 26:37
  just not even answer the phone at that point.
• 26:39
  DANI: I would just ignore it. Yeah. Who else could
• 26:40
  she have possibly married in that span of time?
• 26:43
  KARA: I know. But cut to the guest house and Regina
• 26:45
  is trying to explain the fraud investigation.
• 26:48
  And she's like, it's too much. I didn't even
• 26:50
  know this was going to happen.
• 26:50
  DANI: She's like, did
• 26:52
  you know we could both go to jail? And everyone's
• 26:55
  like, yeah. Stupid.
• 26:55
  KARA: You could get five years
• 26:58
  in prison and pay a $250,000 fine.
• 26:58
  DANI: For this
• 27:02
  man who has done you so dirty. He's done you
• 27:06
  so dirty. I know she's still obsessed with him
• 27:08
  and that's why.
• 27:08
  KARA: And Regina's — not Regina. Adrianna's
• 27:11
  like, what if we annul the marriage? And Regina's
• 27:14
  like, then we'll get in trouble. And they know
• 27:16
  we lied. So we can't do that. And Daphne's like,
• 27:19
  okay, time to tell John and Kathryn.
• 27:19
  DANI: When Daphne
• 27:21
  says that, like... Obviously, John and Kathryn
• 27:23
  don't like Angelo, but like, Daphne, you are
• 27:25
  allowed to be the one that is difficult about
• 27:28
  this. Like, she's like, oh, John and Kathryn
• 27:30
  aren't going to like this. What about you? What
• 27:33
  about you, girl?
• 27:33
  KARA: I know. She's really, she plays
• 27:36
  caretaker so much, especially for her mom.
• 27:36
  DANI: Yeah,
• 27:39
  she is cleaning up Regina's messes and managing
• 27:42
  Regina all the time.
• 27:42
  KARA: I know.
• 27:42
  DANI: I really feel for
• 27:45
  her.
• 27:45
  KARA: Yeah.
• 27:45
  DANI: Bay comes back after receiving that
• 27:48
  text and Toby, it's like, it's kind of, it kind
• 27:52
  of reminds me of in that first episode where
• 27:55
  he like asks her to borrow money and like grabs
• 27:58
  her arm.
• 27:58
  KARA: Yeah.
• 27:58
  DANI: You know what I mean? Toby has
• 28:00
  like a sinister side where he's like, you've
• 28:02
  been disappearing a lot. And Bay's like, yeah.
• 28:04
  And he's like, I hope you're not seeing Emmett.
• 28:07
  KARA: Mind your own business.
• 28:07
  DANI: Not only mind your business,
• 28:09
  but like. I don't know. She's allowed to feel
• 28:12
  however she wants to feel about that situation.
• 28:14
  She was equally victimized in it.
• 28:14
  KARA: And then he
• 28:17
  accuses her of putting Simone on that slutscore
• 28:20
  site.
• 28:20
  DANI: Yes.
• 28:20
  KARA: And Bay's like, I would never do that.
• 28:23
  DANI: Obviously she wouldn't fucking do that.
• 28:23
  KARA: Yeah.
• 28:26
  Also, not, that's shitty that that's happening
• 28:28
  to Simone, but, like, she has a lot of enemies
• 28:30
  because of the way she is.
• 28:30
  KARA: Yes. That's what one
• 28:34
  of the guys says, too. Like, serves her right
• 28:36
  for being such a cheater.
• 28:36
  DANI: Yeah. Obviously, it's
• 28:39
  not great, but it's like, Bay is not even her
• 28:42
  number one biggest op, probably.
• 28:42
  KARA: No. Bay's like,
• 28:45
  why me? Our beef is from like two years
• 28:47
  ago.
• 28:47
  DANI: I mean, they have beef now.
• 28:47
  KARA: And now,
• 28:50
  I guess.
• 28:50
  DANI: She's like, all I did was tell her to
• 28:52
  transfer schools, which she refused to do.
• 28:52
  KARA: Yeah.
• 28:55
  But no, Bay did not do it. And we believe her.
• 28:58
  But then Bay and Toby see the altercation between
• 29:01
  John and Kathryn and Regina and Daphne. And
• 29:04
  they're like, OK, shit, we got to see what's
• 29:05
  happening.
• 29:05
  DANI: Yeah.
• 29:05
  KARA: John to Regina is like, you're
• 29:08
  dumb. Like, why would you not think?
• 29:08
  DANI: He's a little
• 29:10
  bit to blame. Why did he come to her two episodes
• 29:13
  ago and be like, the immigration lawyer says
• 29:15
  maybe you could get married?
• 29:15
  KARA: Yeah.
• 29:15
  DANI: Don't plant
• 29:17
  that idea in her head. She's stupid. She'll do
• 29:20
  it.
• 29:20
  KARA: Yeah, this is all your fault, John.
• 29:20
  DANI: I just
• 29:23
  think he's like, I can't believe this happened.
• 29:25
  And it's like, well, I can. You shouldn't have
• 29:27
  brought it up.
• 29:27
  KARA: And then Bay goes, Regina didn't
• 29:29
  even know it was a felony. So don't blame her.
• 29:31
  Yes, she did. Or maybe she didn't.
• 29:31
  DANI: She should
• 29:33
  know. She should know.
• 29:33
  KARA: That's something they
• 29:36
  warn you when you apply for the green card. They're
• 29:40
  like, just making sure.
• 29:40
  DANI: Right. Just in case this
• 29:43
  is a lie. Just so you know.
• 29:43
  KARA: We're warning you
• 29:45
  before you apply. So she certainly did know.
• 29:50
  DANI: So the whole family gets into like a screaming
• 29:52
  match, basically.
• 29:52
  KARA: Yeah. They're talking about
• 29:54
  the other apartment that Angelo rented. And John's
• 29:57
  like, I have a great idea. What if Regina, you
• 29:59
  and Angelo move out?
• 29:59
  DANI: Yeah.
• 29:59
  KARA: And Daphne stay here.
• 30:03
  Daphne and Adrianna. I like that Adrianna can stay
• 30:05
  also.
• 30:05
  DANI: Adrianna obviously is staying.
• 30:05
  KARA: Yeah. She
• 30:08
  swims in our pool. She's great.
• 30:08
  DANI: Yeah.
• 30:08
  KARA: And then
• 30:10
  Regina's like, no, I'm not leaving the girls.
• 30:13
  What if I move out and bring Daphne with me?
• 30:15
  And then John and Kathryn are like, wait, no,
• 30:17
  we love Daphne.
• 30:17
  DANI: Well, not only that but Regina's
• 30:20
  like, well, obviously I can't leave Daphne. And
• 30:23
  then as an afterthought it's like, and Bay. I don't
• 30:25
  want to lose Bay either. And it's like, right, Bay
• 30:27
  is also here, remember that.
• 30:27
  KARA: In the background,
• 30:30
  this was funny but Bay is trying to sign to Daphne
• 30:33
  the whole time, like, okay, so you're gonna move
• 30:36
  out — oh, no, no, no. Now you're going to move in.
• 30:39
  Okay. No, no, no, no. So Angelo is moving. No,
• 30:41
  no, no. Angelo's going to move in.
• 30:41
  DANI: Because it's
• 30:43
  important to note, none of these adults who all
• 30:45
  should know at least some sign language at this
• 30:48
  point are signing as they are fighting and they
• 30:50
  are all speaking over each other.
• 30:50
  KARA: Which Daphne
• 30:52
  says. She says enough.
• 30:52
  DANI: Yeah. So Daphne finally
• 30:55
  cuts them off.
• 30:55
  KARA: She says, guys, remember, I am
• 30:58
  deaf. Stop talking all at once.
• 30:58
  DANI: And also because
• 31:01
  they're all talking about like where they're
• 31:03
  going to move Daphne now to manage Angelo.
• 31:03
  KARA: I
• 31:06
  know.
• 31:06
  DANI: I would be so pissed. She's finally like,
• 31:08
  obviously Angelo's just going to fucking move
• 31:10
  into the guest house, whatever.
• 31:10
  KARA: And I'll hate
• 31:13
  it and it'll be fine.
• 31:13
  DANI: Can I? Why? It's just across
• 31:16
  the way. Why not have Daphne move into the main
• 31:19
  house? There's already a room for her in the
• 31:21
  main house.
• 31:21
  KARA: Is that too far from Regina? Like,
• 31:24
  I don't get it.
• 31:24
  DANI: I think she needs to be fucking
• 31:26
  further from Regina, frankly. She needs to be
• 31:29
  far away so she's protected from her mother's
• 31:31
  crimes.
• 31:31
  KARA: Yeah, so the consensus is Angelo is
• 31:35
  going to move into the guest house with Regina
• 31:37
  and Daphne and Adrianna.
• 31:37
  DANI: Yeah. I do like, during this
• 31:39
  fight that at one point Kathryn gets a jab in,
• 31:41
  because Regina's like, well, I'm not going
• 31:43
  to leave Daphne, and Kathryn goes, oh, now you're
• 31:46
  thinking about Daphne?
• 31:46
  KARA: Right.
• 31:46
  DANI: Because all of your
• 31:48
  actions up until this point have hurt Daphne.
• 31:50
  It's like Regina feels so bad that she's not
• 31:53
  having a relationship with Bay that she's like,
• 31:56
  I know what I'll do. I'll give Bay her father
• 31:58
  and then she can have a relationship with him.
• 32:00
  KARA: Right.
• 32:00
  DANI: Instead of just putting in the effort
• 32:02
  yourself. Like, they still do not have a good
• 32:04
  relationship in the slightest.
• 32:04
  KARA: So messy.
• 32:04
  DANI: So Bay
• 32:08
  basically accosts Adrianna outside after the big
• 32:11
  fight and is like, I bet you're going to move
• 32:13
  out now, huh? Because you hate Angelo so much.
• 32:15
  And Adrianna's like, no, actually. I'm staying
• 32:17
  right here where my pool is.
• 32:17
  KARA: And Bay says, well,
• 32:20
  I don't care if you move out or anything because
• 32:22
  you called ICE on my dad and you're a snitch.
• 32:24
  Fuck you. And Adrianna says, I'm not sorry about
• 32:27
  that.
• 32:27
  DANI: She says, she starts, she goes, I'm sorry.
• 32:30
  And Bay goes, I don't care. And Adrianna goes,
• 32:32
  no, no, let me finish.
• 32:32
  KARA: She says, I'm sorry that
• 32:34
  your dad is a jerk. One day you'll agree with
• 32:37
  me. Ow.
• 32:37
  DANI: I think she's right to hate him. But
• 32:40
  I'm like, maybe don't put that on the 16 year
• 32:43
  old. Just let the 16 year old be mad at you.
• 32:45
  You guys don't really have a relationship anyway.
• 32:47
  It doesn't matter.
• 32:47
  KARA: I know. And Bay says, well,
• 32:49
  Regina changed her life and stopped drinking.
• 32:51
  Like, why can't he change?
• 32:51
  DANI: Regina's a brand new
• 32:54
  person. I don't know. It seems like she's still
• 32:56
  making terrible decisions. So I don't know how
• 32:58
  new she is.
• 32:58
  KARA: Yeah. Regina's like, yeah. So Adrianna's
• 33:01
  like, well, yeah, Regina is still dumb. Some
• 33:04
  people never change.
• 33:04
  DANI: Some people don't.
• 33:04
  KARA: Daphne
• 33:06
  is at the restaurant.
• 33:06
  DANI: Yes.
• 33:06
  KARA: She's been asking
• 33:09
  for extra shifts.
• 33:09
  DANI: She comes in. Do we think this
• 33:12
  is the general manager?
• 33:12
  KARA: That's what I think.
• 33:14
  DANI: Okay. Finally, we see one. KArA: It's this beautiful—
• 33:17
  DANI: I was kind of like, is that just like a hostess?
• 33:20
  KARA: She looks like front of the house.
• 33:20
  DANI: She's like
• 33:22
  stunning.
• 33:22
  KARA: Beautiful.
• 33:22
  DANI: It's distracting.
• 33:22
  KARA: Yeah.
• 33:25
  DANI: And she's like, you're back already? And Daphne's
• 33:27
  like, yeah, I'm just trying to pick up some extra
• 33:29
  shifts.
• 33:29
  KARA: She's either general manager or front
• 33:30
  of the house or something. But either way, she's
• 33:33
  kind of in charge of scheduling. So Daphne goes
• 33:35
  up and is like, I would love some extra shifts
• 33:37
  because my home life sucks. And their schedule
• 33:40
  is just on a flimsy whiteboard?
• 33:40
  DANI: Yeah. She just
• 33:43
  like goes and writes her initials in a bunch
• 33:45
  of slots. A bunch of slots.
• 33:45
  KARA: Yeah. She said, I
• 33:49
  will be working every day.
• 33:49
  DANI: Yeah. Now we're back
• 33:51
  at the Kennish house and John and Kathryn are
• 33:53
  arguing. They're like, fuck my life. I don't
• 33:56
  want Angelo here. And John goes, I wish you consulted
• 33:59
  me before you allowed Angelo back in the house.
• 34:01
  Kathryn had nothing to do with this.
• 34:01
  DANI: Kathryn
• 34:03
  didn't allow him anywhere.
• 34:03
  KARA: No. Regina brought
• 34:06
  him here.
• 34:06
  DANI: And John is more in the wrong. Like,
• 34:08
  Kathryn's like, none of this was my idea. And
• 34:10
  John is like, well, it wasn't mine. It literally
• 34:11
  was.
• 34:11
  KARA: Yeah.
• 34:11
  DANI: It's not your fault that you planted
• 34:14
  that seed. Well, it kind of
• 34:16
  is. But you didn't realize Regina was actually
• 34:18
  going to do it.
• 34:18
  KARA: No, Kathryn's like you planted
• 34:21
  the idea in her head. It's your fault.
• 34:21
  DANI: Yeah.
• 34:23
  KARA: But John really is just in a shitty mood because
• 34:25
  he's about to lose his record.
• 34:25
  DANI: I think he should
• 34:28
  have leaned into that more.
• 34:28
  KARA: I was trying to think,
• 34:30
  like, I feel like he feels emasculated.
• 34:30
  DANI: Yeah.
• 34:33
  KARA: You know, like his wife is out working.
• 34:33
  DANI: Right.
• 34:36
  KARA: Making the money.
• 34:36
  DANI: He's making the shrimp dishes
• 34:38
  and losing his record.
• 34:38
  KARA: He's losing his record
• 34:40
  and he really, he seems powerless to make this
• 34:43
  decision about Angelo moving into the house.
• 34:45
  DANI: Like, I do genuinely feel like the solution is
• 34:49
  Regina and Angelo go live in that one bedroom
• 34:51
  apartment.
• 34:51
  KARA: I know, and leave Daphne.
• 34:51
  DANI: Yeah, leave
• 34:55
  Daphne. She needs a stable situation.
• 34:55
  KARA: Adrianna can
• 34:58
  have the guest house to herself.
• 34:58
  DANI: Well, or Daphne
• 35:01
  can be with Adrianna. Adrianna clearly has done
• 35:05
  a lot of the parenting anyway.
• 35:05
  KARA: I know.
• 35:07
  DANI: Although Adrianna doesn't signed very much.
• 35:07
  KARA: She signed
• 35:10
  one sentence in this episode.
• 35:10
  DANI: Yeah.
• 35:10
  KARA: I don't know.
• 35:14
  DANI: Interesting. I'm sure that probably just has
• 35:16
  to do with the actress.
• 35:16
  KARA: I agree. Now, Emmett is
• 35:20
  on the Kennish property, this must be the next
• 35:22
  day. They're on their giant iMac.
• 35:22
  DANI: That's what
• 35:24
  I'm saying. I'm like, I thought this was a rush
• 35:26
  job.
• 35:26
  KARA: I don't know.
• 35:26
  DANI: But then it's the next day
• 35:27
  and they're like leisurely editing.
• 35:27
  KARA: Yeah, leisurely
• 35:30
  editing the Dawn of the Deaf two-minute trailer.
• 35:32
  And Emmett's like, this movie's so good. Whoever
• 35:35
  decided to rig the camera to the baby stroller
• 35:37
  was genius. And Daphne goes, that was Simone's
• 35:40
  idea. Awkward. But then Daphne wants to bring
• 35:43
  this up because she's like, so you cheat on Simone
• 35:47
  during the basketball tournament? And then we
• 35:48
  filmed this after. So you must have been keeping
• 35:51
  this inside the whole time. Why didn't you tell
• 35:53
  me? And then Emmett goes, well, I was obviously
• 35:56
  trying not to think about it. And then Daphne
• 35:58
  goes, but what about me?
• 35:58
  DANI: It makes perfect sense
• 36:01
  that he didn't. She's so mad that he didn't tell
• 36:03
  her. If he had told you, you would have been
• 36:05
  like, well, great. Now I have to tell Bay.
• 36:05
  KARA: Yeah.
• 36:08
  DANI: Because that's your sister, kind of. And then
• 36:10
  Emmett goes, well, you're perfect. This seems like
• 36:13
  a weird flirty thing too. It was strange.
• 36:13
  DANI: I didn't
• 36:16
  read it as flirty. I just read it as like, I
• 36:19
  don't know, Daphne's pretty fucked up. She gets
• 36:20
  more fucked up later on too. It's not, he's like,
• 36:23
  I couldn't tell you. You're perfect. You would
• 36:25
  judge me. And it's like, well, she would judge
• 36:27
  you because that's her sister that you cheated
• 36:29
  on.
• 36:29
  KARA: And her brother.
• 36:29
  DANI: And her brother. And her
• 36:32
  ex-friend who she had beef with.
• 36:32
  KARA: It's too much.
• 36:35
  DANI: Like it's all around so messy and Daphne's at
• 36:38
  the center of it. You could have just said that,
• 36:40
  Emmett. You didn't have to be like, well, you're
• 36:42
  Miss Perfect.
• 36:42
  KARA: And then Daphne goes, you've known
• 36:44
  me for eight years. Obviously, I'm not perfect.
• 36:46
  And I can't believe you even think that.
• 36:46
  DANI: I get
• 36:48
  why he thinks that, though. They have a very
• 36:50
  surface level friendship. Emmett's not actually
• 36:52
  that interested in Daphne now that he's not going
• 36:54
  to sleep with her.
• 36:54
  KARA: No, not at all.
• 36:54
  DANI: Tough.
• 36:54
  KARA: Daphne,
• 36:58
  after the trailer editing, goes to the restaurant.
• 37:01
  Well, she gets ready to go to the restaurant.
• 37:03
  And Regina suggests that the three of them, like
• 37:05
  Regina, Adrianna, and Daphne, go do something.
• 37:08
  And Daphne's like, no, I'm working.
• 37:08
  DANI: And her suggestion
• 37:11
  is bowling. And then she's like, obviously, I
• 37:13
  can't bowl because of my wrist, but I'll eat
• 37:15
  some cheese fries. Why would that? There was
• 37:18
  no indication that this is something they do.
• 37:21
  KARA: No.
• 37:21
  DANI: We've never once.
• 37:21
  KARA: Why not go out to dinner?
• 37:24
  DANI: Right.
• 37:24
  KARA: Or cook something together.
• 37:24
  DANI: Well Regina
• 37:27
  doesn't cook.
• 37:27
  KARA: Adrianna and Daphne can feed the
• 37:29
  family.
• 37:29
  DANI: Sure. And this is what I noted. Like,
• 37:31
  Adrianna's not doing much signing.
• 37:31
  KARA: No. She signs
• 37:35
  one thing. She signs both.
• 37:35
  DANI: Awesome. And then,
• 37:38
  yeah, Daphne's like, no, fuck you both. Going
• 37:40
  to work.
• 37:40
  KARA: Yeah. She leaves. And then Regina turns
• 37:43
  to Adrianna and goes, I just wanted to do what
• 37:44
  was best for everyone. And Adrianna goes, are
• 37:47
  you sure about that? Isn't this something you
• 37:50
  always wanted? You're, like, addicted to the
• 37:52
  guy.
• 37:52
  DANI: Yeah. Trading one addiction for the other.
• 37:55
  KARA: Yeah.
• 37:55
  DANI: Emmett's leaving.
• 37:55
  KARA: Leaving the Kennish property.
• 37:59
  DANI: He's leaving the Kennish house and Toby sees
• 38:01
  him outside. This is so...
• 38:01
  KARA: This is funny. It's
• 38:06
  not supposed to be funny.
• 38:06
  DANI: Lucas Grabeel, shout out to your performance.
• 38:10
  Unfortunately, Toby as a character cannot be
• 38:12
  intimidating in the slightest. So this was just
• 38:15
  like hard to watch.
• 38:15
  KARA: He storms right past Emmett.
• 38:19
  Doesn't say hi or anything or even say a word,
• 38:22
  and Emmett — I don't think she should have done this,
• 38:24
  but he grabs Toby by both his shoulders to try
• 38:28
  to get his attention.
• 38:28
  DANI: Yeah.
• 38:28
  KARA: And Toby, in a fit of
• 38:30
  rage, shoves Emmett to the ground and then walks
• 38:33
  away. And then Bay sees this and goes, did my brother
• 38:36
  just push you?
• 38:36
  DANI: Yeah. Bay gives Emmett so much sympathy.
• 38:39
  KARA: Yeah. And then Emmett goes, no, I deserve that.
• 38:39
  DANI: Yeah.
• 38:42
  KARA: And he's right.
• 38:42
  DANI: And he did. It's also — someone should
• 38:45
  have thought to warn Toby.
• 38:45
  KARA: Yeah, which he says
• 38:48
  later.
• 38:48
  DANI: Yeah. No one thought to be like, hey,
• 38:50
  heads up, that guy that fucked your girlfriend
• 38:52
  is going to be here.
• 38:52
  KARA: I know.
• 38:52
  DANI: The poor Kenish
• 38:55
  kids, like every single one of them, every day
• 38:58
  an op is showing up to their home and like, is
• 39:01
  allowed to be in their home. Every day they're
• 39:03
  fighting battles on the home front.
• 39:03
  KARA: I know.
• 39:03
  DANI: It's
• 39:06
  so unfair.
• 39:06
  KARA: Home is not a fun place.
• 39:06
  DANI: No.
• 39:06
  KARA: Neither
• 39:09
  is for Daphne because she's back in the kitchen.
• 39:11
  DANI: She's back in the kitchen with Chef Jeff.
• 39:11
  KARA: She's
• 39:16
  attempting to move a pile of dishes and a bunch
• 39:19
  of them fall and break on the floor.
• 39:19
  DANI: And it's
• 39:20
  really not her fault. She was like, please don't
• 39:22
  put those there to the person who dumped them
• 39:24
  there.
• 39:24
  KARA: And then they're precariously piled on
• 39:30
  top of each other. And then, of course, like
• 39:31
  60 of them fall and break.
• 39:31
  DANI: Yeah. And then everyone
• 39:35
  turns and stares at her. And she does like the
• 39:37
  sad puppy face.
• 39:37
  DANI: Her sad puppy face.
• 39:37
  KARA: So, where
• 39:40
  she doesn't get a broom, she just stares.
• 39:40
  DANI: Yeah.
• 39:43
  KARA: And no one helps her.
• 39:43
  DANI: No one helps her. And then
• 39:46
  she runs away and goes and hides in the—
• 39:46
  KARA: Storage
• 39:49
  room.
• 39:49
  DANI: Storage room. And then Jeff comes in. Chef Jeff comes
• 39:53
  in. I hated that this episode they're trying
• 39:56
  to soften him and like sweetness on him. Ugh,
• 39:59
  I hate it.
• 39:59
  KARA: He goes, it's fine. They're 49-cent
• 40:02
  plates.
• 40:02
  DANI: Yeah. She turns to him. She's like, I'll
• 40:04
  pay for it and he's like they're 49-cent plates.
• 40:06
  I don't care. She says I'm so sorry, Chef. And he
• 40:10
  says, whoa, you can call me Jeff when you're having
• 40:12
  a breakdown in my storage closet. And then he's
• 40:16
  like, do you want to talk about it? She's like,
• 40:18
  it's a really long story.
• 40:18
  KARA: And he's like, do you
• 40:22
  want to go home?
• 40:22
  DANI: And she's like, no, it's crazy
• 40:24
  at home. Like, I don't want to go home. And then
• 40:27
  he says.
• 40:27
  KARA: Maybe home is where you should be breaking
• 40:29
  plates.
• 40:29
  DANI: Yeah. He said, if it's so crazy at home,
• 40:31
  maybe that's where you should be breaking some
• 40:33
  plates. Hate it. Hate it so much. Of course he
• 40:37
  would be like, have you tried? Breaking things?
• 40:40
  Have you tried violence? Have you tried punching
• 40:42
  a hole through the wall?
• 40:42
  KARA: I know. But he leaves
• 40:45
  her to get herself together.
• 40:45
  DANI: Yeah.
• 40:45
  KARA: So that's
• 40:48
  that. Angelo has moved in to the guest house
• 40:50
  with all of his stuff.
• 40:50
  DANI: That was fast.
• 40:50
  KARA: Including
• 40:53
  his guitar. He's like, this is awesome. I'm chilling.
• 40:56
  Free rent. And Regina's freaked out. I think
• 41:00
  one, she's like, there's a man in my space. This
• 41:02
  is weird.
• 41:02
  DANI: So true. That is very jarring.
• 41:02
  KARA: Yeah.
• 41:05
  And she's like, I'm glad you think this is a
• 41:07
  joke. Why are you so happy you're here? And then
• 41:09
  Angelo goes, give me a hug.
• 41:09
  DANI: He stands up. He
• 41:14
  pulls the, come here. He like beckons her into
• 41:17
  his arms. And she really thinks about it. And
• 41:20
  then she's like, I gotta go. And where does she
• 41:22
  go? Can we just wrap her up real quick?
• 41:22
  KARA: Yeah.
• 41:25
  DANI: Where does she go? To an AA meeting.
• 41:25
  KARA: Yes.
• 41:25
  DANI: She
• 41:29
  runs from his hug. Good. Straight to an AA meeting.
• 41:32
  This is our first time seeing Regina at an AA
• 41:34
  meeting in the show. And who does she run into
• 41:37
  but Simone?
• 41:37
  KARA: Simone.
• 41:37
  DANI: And we don't really see,
• 41:40
  we see them see each other.
• 41:40
  KARA: I'm surprised they
• 41:43
  know each other.
• 41:43
  DANI: Is she gonna? Yeah, she met
• 41:45
  Simone. Remember when Daphne was there and Daphne
• 41:49
  was like, I look like a skank. I look like a
• 41:51
  ho.
• 41:51
  KARA: That's right.
• 41:51
  DANI: And then Simone's like, ugh,
• 41:54
  I would kill for your boobs, Regina.
• 41:54
  KARA: That's right.
• 41:57
  That's right.
• 41:57
  DANI: So she has met — I don't know if
• 42:00
  she knows the tea about her sleeping with Emmett
• 42:04
  but I do know that Simone is- I do think she knows
• 42:07
  Simone is persona non grata among the children.
• 42:09
  KARA: Okay. I think you're right.
• 42:09
  DANI: Okay, anyway, that's
• 42:12
  where Regina goes after Angelo hits her with
• 42:15
  the come here.
• 42:15
  KARA: Yeah. And then, we're at the car
• 42:18
  wash.
• 42:18
  DANI: We're at the car wash! Travis is back! Yay!
• 42:20
  I'm so excited.
• 42:20
  KARA: We have not seen him in so many
• 42:24
  episodes.
• 42:24
  DANI: So long.
• 42:24
  KARA: I was thrilled to see him.
• 42:24
  DANI: And
• 42:27
  of course, he's just there to emotionally support
• 42:29
  John.
• 42:29
  KARA: Yeah, John is staring sadly at his computer
• 42:33
  because Esteban Alvarado is about to beat his
• 42:37
  record.
• 42:37
  DANI: His record for doubles. Did you understand
• 42:40
  what this was?
• 42:40
  KARA: Yeah, like when you hit a double
• 42:42
  in baseball.
• 42:42
  DANI: I don't know what that is.
• 42:42
  KARA: So the
• 42:45
  ball comes, you swing, you hit the ball, and
• 42:47
  you get to second base. That's a double.
• 42:47
  DANI: Okay.
• 42:50
  KARA: And he currently has the record for the most
• 42:53
  doubles in a single season.
• 42:53
  DANI: At 71?
• 42:53
  KARA: At 71.
• 42:57
  And this guy is about to beat the record.
• 42:57
  DANI: Right.
• 43:00
  It feels like he's racking up doubles real fast.
• 43:03
  KARA: Yeah, it does not seem realistic.
• 43:03
  DANI: They're like,
• 43:05
  he's at 68 and then he's at 71 like two days
• 43:09
  later. Does that seem right?
• 43:09
  KARA: Yeah, I think so.
• 43:12
  DANI: Whatever. I don't know about baseball, but he's
• 43:14
  like, yeah, he's about to beat it. And Travis
• 43:17
  is just like.
• 43:17
  KARA: Well, maybe he'll break his leg.
• 43:19
  DANI: Yeah, maybe he'll break a leg or something.
• 43:19
  KARA: And
• 43:21
  then it goes up to 71 and they're tied. And then
• 43:24
  Travis is like, maybe not.
• 43:24
  DANI: Maybe not.
• 43:24
  KARA: John is
• 43:27
  signing more here.
• 43:27
  DANI: Yeah.
• 43:27
  KARA: He's trying to explain
• 43:29
  the doubles record and Travis's understanding.
• 43:32
  DANI: Yeah.
• 43:32
  KARA: And then Travis goes, well, didn't you
• 43:34
  like tie or beat someone else's record? And John
• 43:37
  goes, yeah, but he faded into oblivion. And so
• 43:40
  will I.
• 43:40
  DANI: The little baseball logo on his car wash
• 43:43
  shirt looks so sad in the context of this scene.
• 43:46
  KARA: Poor guy. Now, Bay's doing street art. Well,
• 43:50
  she did the street art already, I guess.
• 43:50
  DANI: She
• 43:51
  put the piece up.
• 43:51
  KARA: The piece is a girl holding
• 43:55
  a tornado in her hand.
• 43:55
  DANI: Yeah, and it's only half
• 43:58
  done because Regina kept interrupting her.
• 43:58
  KARA: Yeah,
• 44:01
  so the, the torso up is done, but I guess Bay
• 44:05
  was going to do the legs or whatever.
• 44:05
  DANI: And she
• 44:07
  shows up and someone has answered her piece.
• 44:10
  KARA: Yes, with tentacles.
• 44:10
  DANI: With tentacles. They look
• 44:13
  kind of cool.
• 44:13
  KARA: Yeah, they're like rainbow tentacles.
• 44:15
  DANI: It's like a different art style.
• 44:15
  KARA: And the person
• 44:18
  is doing it as Bay is watching.
• 44:18
  DANI: And Bay fully
• 44:22
  crashes out.
• 44:22
  KARA: She's like, what the fuck are you
• 44:24
  doing? This girl whose name we're going to find
• 44:27
  out later is Zarra. She's like, hey.
• 44:27
  DANI: She's known
• 44:30
  as Medusa.
• 44:30
  KARA: Medusa. That's her street name.
• 44:30
  DANI: That's
• 44:33
  her street art name.
• 44:33
  KARA: Yeah. And she's like, I
• 44:36
  answered it. And Bay is talking about something
• 44:39
  else here. But she says, I wanted to finish it,
• 44:42
  but I keep getting interrupted by all these people
• 44:44
  doing things I didn't even ask them to do.
• 44:44
  DANI: Yeah.
• 44:47
  She fully is crashing out. And then she realizes
• 44:49
  that she is a fan of this girl's work.
• 44:49
  KARA: And she's
• 44:52
  like, wait, it actually looks really good.
• 44:52
  DANI: And
• 44:54
  can I say something? These two characters? Electric
• 44:57
  chemistry. This whole time I was like, they should
• 44:59
  kiss.
• 44:59
  KARA: I know.
• 44:59
  DANI: I think a great pivot for Bay's
• 45:03
  character would be to date a hot girl street
• 45:06
  artist.
• 45:06
  KARA: I know.
• 45:06
  DANI: So sad. She's really hot. I wanted
• 45:10
  them to kiss.
• 45:10
  KARA: Well, Bay is also like, you're
• 45:13
  amazing, actually. I love your art.
• 45:13
  DANI: Yeah.
• 45:13
  KARA: I'm
• 45:15
  not mad at you anymore. It's pretty cool.
• 45:15
  DANI: Yeah.
• 45:17
  She gets over it really fast. And then...
• 45:17
  KARA: They're
• 45:20
  back at the Kennish property.
• 45:20
  DANI: Yeah.
• 45:20
  KARA: Bay and Daphne
• 45:23
  are there now. She's at home in her art studio,
• 45:26
  and she — Daphne's there waiting for her kind
• 45:29
  of just to talk about like they're both having a
• 45:32
  hard time with Angelo moving in. As much as Bay
• 45:34
  wanted him still in the country, she's like — they're
• 45:36
  both like, it's too much, too soon.
• 45:36
  DANI: Yeah. And Bay's
• 45:39
  like I feel like now there's all this pressure
• 45:41
  that I have to have like this amazing relationship
• 45:44
  with him.
• 45:44
  KARA: Yeah.
• 45:44
  DANI: Because everyone's literally ruining
• 45:47
  their lives and risking jail.
• 45:47
  KARA: Yeah.
• 45:47
  DANI: To keep him
• 45:50
  here. And so they go to John and Kathryn, and
• 45:55
  Regina's there.
• 45:55
  KARA: Yeah. Regina at this moment is
• 45:59
  trying to tell John and Kathryn, I'm going to tell
• 46:01
  the judge I panic married.
• 46:01
  DANI: Yeah. They cut — they're
• 46:04
  talking about it outside and we cut to the inside
• 46:06
  of the house and Regina's like, I don't think
• 46:07
  I'll go to jail if I just tell the judge I'm
• 46:09
  sorry.
• 46:09
  KARA: John's rightfully like, I don't know
• 46:12
  if the judge is gonna believe you.
• 46:12
  DANI: I just needed
• 46:14
  someone at some point to be like, are you stupid?
• 46:16
  KARA: I know. I know.
• 46:16
  DANI: Girl.
• 46:16
  KARA: But then Bay and Daphne come
• 46:20
  in and they're like, guys, we have an idea.
• 46:20
  DANI: We have
• 46:22
  a great plan, and that plan is Angelo's gonna
• 46:25
  live here in the big house.
• 46:25
  KARA: And John and Kathryn
• 46:27
  are, like, shaking.
• 46:27
  DANI: It makes so much more sense
• 46:30
  to move Daphne into the Kennish house.
• 46:30
  KARA: I know.
• 46:33
  DANI: It's a bigger house. That's the central house
• 46:36
  where everything happens. Keep Angelo in the
• 46:38
  little guest house.
• 46:38
  KARA: Have Daphne get to know her
• 46:40
  parents, her bio parents and Bay more.
• 46:40
  DANI: Yeah.
• 46:40
  KARA: And
• 46:43
  Toby. And, like, have Regina and Angelo have
• 46:46
  that address.
• 46:46
  DANI: Yeah, especially if he's living
• 46:50
  in the big Kennish house, if someone drops in,
• 46:53
  they'll be like, where's your stuff? He's all
• 46:55
  moved into the big house.
• 46:55
  KARA: It's so odd.
• 46:55
  DANI: This is
• 46:59
  a terrible idea just to make Regina not feel
• 47:02
  like she's losing Daphne by having her move across
• 47:06
  the driveway.
• 47:06
  KARA: It's 20 feet away.
• 47:06
  DANI: It's setting
• 47:10
  us up for so many more problems.
• 47:10
  KARA: I know.
• 47:10
  DANI: And
• 47:13
  then during that, like, encounter. Is it during
• 47:16
  that encounter that Regina's like, is it because
• 47:17
  I'm not signing? No, they all go.
• 47:17
  KARA: Oh, that's
• 47:20
  later.
• 47:20
  DANI: They move Angelo in that same night.
• 47:20
  KARA: Yes.
• 47:23
  DANI: I guess. They just do it right away. They're
• 47:25
  like, good plan. Let's move all of his stuff
• 47:27
  over.
• 47:27
  KARA: Yeah. Daphne goes back to her bedroom in
• 47:30
  the guest house. She's watching the Dawn of the
• 47:31
  Deaf trailer on her laptop. I think the trailer
• 47:34
  and the movie need open captions because the
• 47:36
  sign is not that great from the hearing people.
• 47:38
  DANI: Good idea. Also just for accessibility.
• 47:38
  KARA: Yeah.
• 47:41
  But then Regina comes in and she's like, Angelo's
• 47:44
  all moved in. The idea you had, we did it immediately.
• 47:46
  I'm sorry I didn't come to you sooner. And then
• 47:49
  Daphne says, I should have said something.
• 47:49
  DANI: I
• 47:51
  feel like everyone in that situation could have
• 47:53
  assumed.
• 47:53
  KARA: Yeah. But then Regina goes, are you
• 47:56
  avoiding me because I can't sign?
• 47:56
  DANI: Yeah, girl.
• 47:59
  That's why.
• 47:59
  KARA: And then Daphne sadly is like, no,
• 48:02
  I can lip read. DANIL But it's not the same.
• 48:02
  KARA: No, it's
• 48:05
  not. And they both agree it's not the same.
• 48:05
  DANI: Yeah.
• 48:08
  They needed to have this conversation finally
• 48:11
  because this is going to drive a huge wedge between
• 48:13
  them.
• 48:13
  KARA: But then Regina starts breaking into tears.
• 48:16
  She's like, I'm so sorry. I can't sign. And your
• 48:20
  deadbeat father's moving in. You must be so mad
• 48:24
  at me. And then all of a sudden Daphne now has
• 48:27
  to play caretaker.
• 48:27
  DANI: Yes, you're right. She's always
• 48:30
  having to make her mom feel better about her
• 48:32
  mom's terrible mothering choices.
• 48:32
  KARA: I know. But
• 48:35
  then Daphne really does show some growth
• 48:37
  here, because she's like, I want to do this, not
• 48:39
  for you, because you suck, but I'm doing this for
• 48:41
  Bay.
• 48:41
  DANI: Yeah.
• 48:41
  KARA: Because I got to know my father, and
• 48:44
  Bay deserves to know hers.
• 48:44
  DANI: Yeah. I know. They're
• 48:47
  on good terms right now, so
• 48:49
  it's nice.
• 48:49
  KARA: John loses his record.
• 48:49
  DANI: John loses his
• 48:51
  record. Why does he sound so racist when he says
• 48:54
  the baseball player's name? He like commits so
• 48:57
  hard to the pronunciation that it almost sounds
• 48:59
  like he's mocking it.
• 48:59
  KARA: I didn't have my implants
• 49:03
  on while I was watching this. So I did not hear
• 49:05
  that. Thank you.
• 49:05
  DANI: Yeah, it was not. I was like,
• 49:08
  John. Whoa. Whoa.
• 49:08
  KARA: Okay.
• 49:08
  DANI: But he's like, I'm going
• 49:11
  to go on SportsCenter and pretend to be happy
• 49:14
  for him. Whatever.
• 49:14
  KARA: Yeah. Bay approaches Toby
• 49:17
  in the music room and she's like, so you pushed
• 49:19
  Emmett. What was that about? Also, Emmett planned
• 49:22
  to come over. Daphne checked with me and Toby
• 49:24
  was like, no one checked with me.
• 49:24
  DANI: Yeah. He's
• 49:27
  like, I'm here too. I'm impacted by everything that's happening too.
• 49:30
  KARA: Yeah.
• 49:30
  DANI: Now he has a random man living in his
• 49:33
  house.
• 49:33
  KARA: That's fair. Like, no one is consulting him.
• 49:36
  DANI: No one is.
• 49:36
  KARA: Yeah.
• 49:36
  DANI: And she's like, consolation
• 49:40
  prize — let's bond.
• 49:40
  KARA: Yeah.
• 49:40
  DANI: Some sibling bonding. And
• 49:44
  she shows him the street art.
• 49:44
  KARA: And he's the first
• 49:47
  family member who knows about her street art
• 49:49
  now.
• 49:49
  DANI: Yeah. And then they go over to the other
• 49:53
  side of the bus and Medusa has spray painted
• 49:56
  a frame. An empty frame.
• 49:56
  KARA: Hey, angry girl, your
• 50:01
  turn.
• 50:01
  DANI: They should kiss.
• 50:01
  KARA: I know, they really should
• 50:04
  kiss.
• 50:04
  DANI: This is so much more romantic than Emmett's
• 50:06
  stupid fucking timeline that he spray painted
• 50:09
  on that building. It's so much better. They have
• 50:12
  such good chemistry.
• 50:12
  KARA: Yeah. And Bay stares and
• 50:15
  she's like, oh, this is hot. And then the very
• 50:18
  last scene, there's some music playing. Daphne
• 50:21
  takes out the trash and she looks through the
• 50:23
  window at the big house and sees Angelo doing
• 50:25
  the dishes and he waves at her. And she waves
• 50:28
  back and she's like, Jesus Christ, I have to
• 50:29
  live with this now.
• 50:29
  DANI: Is that what you interpreted
• 50:32
  from her facial expression when she turned away?
• 50:34
  Because I was like, it's very much giving Girl
• 50:36
  Who Is Going To Be Okay. She sees him through
• 50:38
  the window and she's like, hey. And then she
• 50:41
  turns away and she's like, what's that song that
• 50:44
  always plays? [SINGS]. You know what I'm talking about?
• 50:49
  KARA: No.
• 50:49
  DANI: It's the song that plays at the end of every
• 50:52
  teen movie. Hold on.
• 50:52
  KARA: Okay. She is going to be
• 50:54
  okay. [MUSIC PLAYS FROM PHONE]. This one.
• 50:54
  KARA: Yeah. Wow.
• 50:54
  DANI: It's the song that
• 51:01
  plays at the end of Mean Girls, guys.
• 51:01
  KARA: Yes.
• 51:01
  DANI: Yeah.
• 51:04
  But it felt like that needed to be playing as
• 51:07
  she like walked away because she had a very girl
• 51:09
  who's going to be okay face.
• 51:09
  KARA: My stupid dad just
• 51:11
  moved in, but it's going to be okay.
• 51:11
  DANI: It's going
• 51:13
  to be okay. Because he's all the way across.
• 51:15
  KARA: He's only 20 feet away.
• 51:15
  DANI: So it's fine. And it's
• 51:18
  like, she was like, I just don't want to have
• 51:20
  to see him at the breakfast table. But we mostly
• 51:22
  see Daphne at the breakfast table at the Kennish
• 51:25
  house.
• 51:25
  KARA: I know.
• 51:25
  DANI: So I feel like she's going to
• 51:28
  see him even more that way.
• 51:28
  KARA: Poor Daphne.
• 51:28
  DANI: Poor
• 51:30
  Daphne. And can you imagine all this shit is
• 51:34
  happening at home and then you're going to work
• 51:36
  and getting groomed. Literally groomed.
• 51:36
  KARA: He goes,
• 51:39
  don't call me chef. Call me Jeff.
• 51:39
  DANI: [GROANS LOUDLY].
• 51:39
  KARA: I was like,
• 51:43
  I feel like that's phase one.
• 51:43
  DANI: And you're getting
• 51:46
  like, even though I think Scuba, his name being
• 51:49
  Scuba is killing me. I think Scuba is cute. But
• 51:52
  like, and you're getting weird, jealous boyfriend
• 51:55
  energy from your co-worker that you're not interested
• 51:58
  in who's also older than you. She's really in
• 52:01
  the trenches and her male best friend is like,
• 52:03
  well you're perfect and like I would never tell
• 52:05
  you anything.
• 52:05
  KARA: I know.
• 52:05
  DANI: And also he doesn't give
• 52:08
  a fuck about her.
• 52:08
  KARA: He does not. He just wants Bay
• 52:10
  back.
• 52:10
  DANI: He literally — oh my god. It's the trenches
• 52:14
  Also, where's Melody?
• 52:14
  KARA: We had not seen her in quite
• 52:18
  a while.
• 52:18
  DANI: I miss her so much.
• 52:18
  KARA: I know.
• 52:18
  DANI: Where's Melody?
• 52:21
  Where are all the Deaf people? We barely get Travis.
• 52:26
  KARA: This is a lot of hearing drama. We need more
• 52:27
  Deaf drama.
• 52:27
  DANI: Exactly.
• 52:27
  KARA: I know. I just want more
• 52:31
  Deaf. I just want more signing. More Deaf, please.
• 52:34
  DANI: More Deaf, please. Everybody get Deafer now.
• 52:37
  KARA: Please. Thanks for listening, guys.
• 52:37
  DANI: Thanks for
• 52:40
  listening.
• 52:40
  KARA: And we'll see you next week.
• 52:40
  DANI: See you
• 52:41
  next week.
• 52:41
  BOTH: Bye. [UPBEAT THEME MUSIC]