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Those Poor Nerf Balls | Thursday 10.24.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to believe your worries outside and come
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  Speaker 1: laugh with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along
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  Speaker 1: with Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma on a Thursday, October
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  Speaker 1: twenty fourth, twenty twenty four, ten, twenty four, twenty four.
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  Speaker 1: If you are into the whole numerology thing, which Raj
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  Speaker 1: I know you are, is a day have any significance
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  Speaker 1: or does it just look and sound cool?
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  Speaker 2: Well? Two four would be a six, so then you
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  Speaker 2: got two six is that's a twelve. That'll be three.
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  Speaker 2: Three is a very good numerology number. But then you
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  Speaker 2: got the ten, so that would make it a four.
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  Speaker 2: And four is also a very good numerology number, but
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  Speaker 2: three is better, so it's still it's still a very
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  Speaker 2: auspicious day.
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  Speaker 1: I followed that about as well as I follow common
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  Speaker 1: core math.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna take one plus zero in the
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  Speaker 2: ten is one two plus four six two plus four six.
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  Speaker 2: I got that one plus six plus six, right.
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  Speaker 1: It's fourteen. Yeah, I got I got the twelve. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't know how you went from twelve to three.
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  Speaker 1: Oh one plus two is.
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  Speaker 2: Three one plus two three, so that'll be four.
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  Speaker 3: What about thirteen because that's the total number.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so then you go thirteen, then you go one
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  Speaker 2: plus three, that's four. So four is a very auspicious
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  Speaker 2: number as well. But three, because everything is so it's
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  Speaker 2: supposed to be divisible by threes. So three isn't even
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  Speaker 2: better number.
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  Speaker 3: So four is a questionable number.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's just a good it's an auspicious number. It's
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  Speaker 2: just a three is a better number than four.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why either train Okay, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: taking his word for it. I will say though, that
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  Speaker 1: it actually works into what I planned on starting to
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  Speaker 1: show with in a very loose way. Sore with me
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  Speaker 1: for a moment. So the number twelve is good because
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  Speaker 1: one plus two is three, and three is a quote
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  Speaker 1: unquote good number.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very very auspicious number. Okay, unless you have
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  Speaker 2: ocd that that's like the killer number, like that's the
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  Speaker 2: number that they obsessed about, the number three.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I have some gut wretching, not gut wrenching,
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  Speaker 1: gut wrenching news about a famous twelve, which would be
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  Speaker 1: a three, which is auspicious. Did either of you watch
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  Speaker 1: Sunday Night Football this past week? The Jets, Yes, looking
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  Speaker 1: extremely lacklusters. I wasn't big on watching the game because
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  Speaker 1: suggests and it's one of the few Sunday games that
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  Speaker 1: didn't involve are disappointing Cowboys. So I took Sunday Night
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  Speaker 1: football off. And apparently I missed quite a bit because
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  Speaker 1: during the game we found out that one of the
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  Speaker 1: most famous number twelves. We found out something new about
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers that I did not know and I only
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  Speaker 1: just learned about it yesterday, and I am shooketh So, gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: here's a clip I'm going to show you briefly of
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers on the sideline during the game getting their
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  Speaker 1: ass stopped. All right, there we go. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to see what Aaron does.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Thursday night game against Houston on Halloween at met
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  Speaker 2: Life this year, played a Thursday night game against Houston
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  Speaker 2: on Halloween.
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  Speaker 4: At met Life.
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  Speaker 1: Any any debate there on what Aaron Rodgers appears to
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  Speaker 1: be doing, because to me, it appears to be that
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  Speaker 1: he's extracting a bug, rolling it briefly and then hannibal
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  Speaker 1: lecturing it right into his chompers.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe that's where he holds his ayahuasca. Maybe that's where
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  Speaker 2: he's got a little ayahuasca stored over there, and like
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  Speaker 2: he just likes to trip balls.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like a dip.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he likes to just tripballs doing during the game
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  Speaker 2: and hopefully see the shadow Man. This shadow Man, that's
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  Speaker 2: what he's That's what he says. He says when he knows,
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  Speaker 2: he knows he's going to win, when he sees the
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  Speaker 2: shadow Man in the stands.
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  Speaker 3: He ain't the shadow Man in a long time.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like he used to go back in that
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  Speaker 1: tent and get to smoking, licking, picking some more. Whatever
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  Speaker 1: the case is. Uh So, did anyone else know or
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  Speaker 1: have any inkling that Aaron Rodgers was a bugger? Does
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  Speaker 1: it make you feel better about yourself? Does it make
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  Speaker 1: you feel better since we're all Cowboys fans knowing that,
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  Speaker 1: at least for now, there is no evidence supporting that
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  Speaker 1: our quarterback Dak Prescott is a booger eater. Also doesn't
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  Speaker 1: have a Super Bowl ring, but at least not a
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  Speaker 1: booger eater.
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  Speaker 2: Thoughts in general, if Dak would eat boogers and get
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  Speaker 2: in to the Super Bowl boog away.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm a big supporter of that. Get in there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even care if your Super Bowl ring has
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  Speaker 1: to be green because of it, I don't care because
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  Speaker 1: as a Cowboys man, I'm not the one that's being
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  Speaker 1: shouldered with the burden of eating the boogers in order
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  Speaker 1: to catapult you into you know, here's here's.
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  Speaker 2: A question, then, Dan, what if a magic genie came
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  Speaker 2: down and said, here's the deal. You have to from
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  Speaker 2: today on eat every booger in your nose, but every
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  Speaker 2: time you do, and if you keep doing it, sorry,
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  Speaker 2: if you keep doing it, the Cowboys will always win
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  Speaker 2: the super Bowl as long as you keep eating. But
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  Speaker 2: you have to always eat the boogers.
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  Speaker 1: In your every day, every booger until I.
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  Speaker 2: Die, until your death. But that's super Bowl. But the
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys will win a super Bowl every year as long
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  Speaker 2: as you keep eating your bookers.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 2: You wouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I have a life outside of Cowboys football, and I
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  Speaker 1: would then go live it.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I look at it this way. I don't get the
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  Speaker 1: riches and all the things that come with being a
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl champion, either player or owner or anyone in between.
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  Speaker 1: So if I'm gonna be the one that's responsible for
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  Speaker 1: all the Super Bowl victories because I'm eating all the
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  Speaker 1: bugs out of my nose. Then, by god, I deserve
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  Speaker 1: to get paid as the best booger eater in the league. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so that that would I'm not even going to entertain
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  Speaker 1: this thought until there's at least a solid contract offer
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  Speaker 1: on the table.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll get you. You get a contract and your
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  Speaker 2: front page of the of the newspaper every week. Dan
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  Speaker 2: Ol Malley successfully eight two pounds of boogers this week,
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  Speaker 2: and the Cowboys are headed to.
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  Speaker 1: The I'm not going to need the sound effect here.
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  Speaker 2: And the Cowboys once again are headed to the super
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  Speaker 2: Bowl thanks to the magical boogers of Daniel Malley.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you why I wouldn't do it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'd love to hear this.
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  Speaker 5: Because, honestly, I, for the most part, I find Cowboys
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  Speaker 5: fans insufferable to begin with. If we win a Super
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  Speaker 5: Bowl every year, oh my god, they'd be just absolutely
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  Speaker 5: and they'd be horrible. I'd have to denounce my fandom.
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  Speaker 5: I pretty much kind of already have.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I will say this. I feel like being
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  Speaker 1: forced to eat boogers would be a nice, you know,
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  Speaker 1: change from all the we keep eating from the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: as fans.
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  Speaker 2: See, there's always a silver lining.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, and and you know, Dad, he said you
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  Speaker 5: wanted to get paid like a booger eader. Isn't that
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  Speaker 5: like being paid like a kicker?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: But you can also take like side hustles, right like, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to eat them today unless you guys
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  Speaker 2: pay me.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I'm gonna hold out.
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  Speaker 2: You could be a booger holdout.
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  Speaker 1: To go to my next high school reunion.
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  Speaker 3: Who knew the farmer hanky could be a threat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, that's disgusting. Uh no, I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 5: And you can make a ton on your own YouTube
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  Speaker 5: channel just people watching it. Yeah, screw doctor pimple Popper.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's Daniel Booger reader. That's the
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  Speaker 2: new TLC show. They just follow you around while you're
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  Speaker 2: just going in there and just just pulling them out
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  Speaker 2: and just ah, you know, you can put some hot
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  Speaker 2: sauce on them.
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  Speaker 3: When you're sick eat oysters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think boogers are an aphrodisiac.
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  Speaker 2: Ray till that's Aaron Rodgers tuche he looked turned on.
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  Speaker 1: into kids saying the meanest things from your own childhood
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  Speaker 1: or even adulthood, what's a booger eating instance that stands
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  Speaker 1: out in your mind?
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  Speaker 2: I had a seventh grade math teacher who would eat
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  Speaker 2: his boogers in class.
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  Speaker 3: League.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just anabash that he would just get in there,
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  Speaker 2: roll them around, and right in front of you, just uh,
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  Speaker 2: just pop it in his mouth.
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  Speaker 1: That's truly horrendous because I feel like most people know
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  Speaker 1: that eating your boogers in public is frowned upon. But
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  Speaker 1: I guess this guy either didn't know that or just
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  Speaker 1: didn't give a damn.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was an O. C. D tick, But
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  Speaker 2: he didn't pretty pretty frequently. Yeah, he probably about ten
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  Speaker 2: ten times during class at least.
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  Speaker 3: He would.
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  Speaker 2: He would get up in there and he'd look at
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  Speaker 2: it and roll around in his fingers. He'd look at
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  Speaker 2: it and then he'd just kind of stare and then
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  Speaker 2: put in his mouth Misquite Public schools.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, that actually tracks arer Trey. Any standout
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  Speaker 1: bogger moments in your history?
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  Speaker 3: No, not really.
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  Speaker 1: I envy you. I have a couple. One is not
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  Speaker 1: to pick on quarterbacks, but I still remember seeing South
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  Speaker 1: Lake Zone Chase Daniel doing it on the sideline when
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  Speaker 1: he was in college. So Chase Daniel quarterback at South
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  Speaker 1: Lake Carol went on to have a successful career mostly
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  Speaker 1: as a backup in the NFL. And before that he
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  Speaker 1: was in college at Missouri Legend at Missouri right, and
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  Speaker 1: there was a game in which on the sideline he's
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  Speaker 1: digging in there and get some green gold and sucked
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  Speaker 1: it on down the other one though, that always stands
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  Speaker 1: out to me, and this one fascinates me to no
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  Speaker 1: end because I still remember one time was riding in
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  Speaker 1: the car with my dad and this was the old
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  Speaker 1: early eighties green with the wood paneling Pontiac station wagon.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I wanted to set the scene for
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  Speaker 1: you guys when I relate this story to you, because
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  Speaker 1: the car matched the book. So my dad gets in
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  Speaker 1: there and you know, gets in there, and he's rooting
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  Speaker 1: around and he gets one, and then I see him
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  Speaker 1: rolling it and I look at it. I'm like, this
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  Speaker 1: looks kind of hard. It's like it's weird looking. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't soft or squishy looking like most boggers are supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be. I know, I'm getting very descriptive here, but
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  Speaker 1: it's part of my story. So so then he did
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  Speaker 1: what most normal people do after you pick a boger,
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  Speaker 1: because let's be honest, picking booger's totally normal. They need
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  Speaker 1: to come out eating them. Yeah, so what you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do, and I think this is mostly accepted. You're
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  Speaker 1: just not supposed to do it. You know in public
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  Speaker 1: is you pick it and you flick it, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you pick it and you flick it. You can roll
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  Speaker 1: it in between all you want, but you pick it,
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  Speaker 1: you roll it, you flick it. You don't need it.
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  Speaker 1: My dad did that. He picked it, he rolled it,
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  Speaker 1: looked at it, and inspected it. Because I think he
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  Speaker 1: too was surprised at its consistency. And then he flicked
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  Speaker 1: it except when he was aiming for the crack in
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  Speaker 1: the window that was open, he missed, and it goes
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  Speaker 1: ping off of the window that is slightly rolled down.
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  Speaker 1: So it confirmed what I visually thought, which was it
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  Speaker 1: looks like a hard booger. Somehow he had picked a
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  Speaker 1: petrified booger out of his nose and ping and flicked
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  Speaker 1: it across the car and it hits the glass and uh,
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  Speaker 1: and then it lived on the floorboard of that nineteen
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  Speaker 1: eighties green Pontiac with a wood paneling.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I thought you would say, like he flicked it,
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  Speaker 2: it hit the window and then blended in his mouth.
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  Speaker 1: That would have been disgusting and also kind of cool.
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  Speaker 2: Been awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Disgusting, Yeah, because I mean, if we're being honest, if
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be a booger eater, you might as
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  Speaker 1: well do it with some style.
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  Speaker 5: See, I just see it. We were telling that story.
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  Speaker 5: I see you helmet on in the car for some reason.
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  Speaker 2: It was shortly after he ran into the wood building.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, just him that Actually that actually fits because I
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  Speaker 9: didn't start playing football until years after my parents split.
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  Speaker 1: So my dad never would have picked me up from
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  Speaker 1: football practice. So you're right. If I was in the
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  Speaker 1: car with my dad with a helmet on, it wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: because I was going to football practices, because I have
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  Speaker 1: I was head injury probe.
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  Speaker 2: Just this big giant pencil, and he's like, dear journal Dad,
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  Speaker 2: just a hard bugger with the big pencil that says Danny.
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  Speaker 2: The helmet said Danny too.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I had to know it was mine.
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  Speaker 2: From the other kid that had one.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Okay, so kids say the meanest things, right,
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  Speaker 1: kids say the meanest things. But these are the new
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: signs that your old edition of kids say the meanest things.
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  Speaker 1: We're all of that age. Trey's already hit fifty, Raj.
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  Speaker 1: You're on the verge of it, having celebrated your forty
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  Speaker 1: ninth birthday just a couple of days ago. Happy birthday again.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm getting up there as well. I'll, you know,
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  Speaker 1: be part of the fifty club before I'm aware of it.
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  Speaker 1: So I think if we were to all ask our
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  Speaker 1: young younger selves at fifty, would you consider yourself or
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  Speaker 1: anyone else old, we all would probably say yeah. Now
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  Speaker 1: that we're in that age, range. We're all thinking not
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  Speaker 1: a thing. So, I mean, we all kind of feel
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  Speaker 1: old physically, but I think in our hearts and minds
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  Speaker 1: we're still probably in our thirties. Ish.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my brain tells me I'm twenty six. My body
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  Speaker 2: disagrees with it all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. I would say, my body says you're every bit
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  Speaker 1: of about to be forty five. But in my heart
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  Speaker 1: and in my mind, I'm more like thirty four. Gotcha, tray,
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  Speaker 1: what's your actual age versus the age you feel?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, bodies definitely fifty. Mind I would say mid twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, same with mine. Well,
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  Speaker 2: my body's like, my mind's like, hey, you can play
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: pickup basketball, and then my body goes, yeah, try that,
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: see what happened.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: See that's why I feel thirty four because I'm not
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: about to go play some pick up basketball because I
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: know the only thing, only something bad, will come out
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: of me playing pickup basketball.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my body goes, remember that time you were folding
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: laundry and you pulled a muscle in your back so
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: bad you were on the couch for two days. Yeah,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: go play, see what happened?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Go run around and jumping stuff. Yeah right, so kids
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: say the meanest things. You know, your old win edition.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: So someone went to a bunch of kids and or
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: actually went to people that were told by kids that
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: they're old, and they relayed the story of how a
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: child told them they were old in new and embarrassing
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: ways that seem innocuous. So you're having an interaction with
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: a kid, you say or do something or reference something,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: and because of it, the kid looks up at you
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: and says, oh, you're old. Here are some great examples.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: A kid told someone they were old because they were
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: born in the nineteen hundreds, which technically is anyone over
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: the age of twenty four her. Now, when you say
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: the nineteen hundreds, that does sound old, But when you
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: realize that's just anyone over the age of twenty fourth,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: that's not so bad. Other instances where kids were mean.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: A teacher got called old because she told her students
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: she saw the original Shrek in a movie theater. Oh yeah, yep,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I saw in the theater. Number three, someone got called
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Someone got called old by a kid because they used
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: to have VHS tapes, and then someone else got called
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: old because they knew what a DVD was.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: A kid called someone old because they still use CDs
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: in their car. Wow, it was a It was a
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: big moment in our house when my wife finally agreed
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: to let her CD collection go because she still had
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: her book.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Wow. Like the black go zip up with the.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Sleeves hers was hers was green?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Gotcha?
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: You had carrier?
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: My car stole has a SIXTISC CD changer.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: But do you use it?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do as a drink holder.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: No, it's the it's in the glove box.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, gotchay. Some other instances, some other instances of
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: a kid calling someone old. A parent said they found
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: out they were old when their daughter called them out
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: for still owning an iPod. A parent left someone a
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: voicemail and their kids said only old people leave voicemails.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: A kid called someone old when they said YouTube didn't
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: used to have ads. So if you remember the magical
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: time before YouTube had ads, we're old. A guy's coworker
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: told him he was old after he tossed something in
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: the trash from a few feet away and yelled Kobe
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: when it went in. Uh yeah, I'm old enough that
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: when I did that, I yelled Jordan.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, wow, yeah, I.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Never did the Kobe thing. I was a Jordan kid.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I'm old enough to go skyhook Kareem.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: That's what I did on my very first Nerve basketball.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I was practicing my Kareem skyhooks in my bedroom with
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: the with the Nerve Basketball goal hanging over my door.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I was awesome in there. I was undefeated in my bedroom.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. Then you go Kareem a little skyhook.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: That was awesome, undefeated playing against yourself.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: I was. I wasn't gonna bring it up.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: But you did, Trey in your band in your bedroom.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: You tray.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: That poor Nerf ball.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: You're just an old head.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Danny keeps asking for Nerf every year. He says, there's soft.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You too, Rush. Thank you both, you old gembastards. And
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: that's all I have to say about that.
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  Speaker 10: I had one lady who had mushrooms in her kitchen.
• 23:48
  Speaker 10: She had mushrooms growing around the baseboards of her cabinets.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know how long this leak has been going on.
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  Speaker 10: I was like I would venture a guest to say
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  Speaker 10: quite some time. They were a minimum to to three
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  Speaker 10: inches tall, these little mushrooms, And that was a one
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  Speaker 10: time thing. I've been in this chair for seven years.
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  Speaker 10: I've only seen mushrooms in somebody's house once. And if
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  Speaker 10: your house is like that, and then a lot of
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  Speaker 10: people are ashamed to have people in their in their
• 24:15
  Speaker 10: house because of the stage of the condition of their house.
• 24:18
  Speaker 10: We have when I tell you we've.
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  Speaker 11: Seen everything, you do not have to vacuum before we
• 24:22
  Speaker 11: get there. And if you've we've been into many a
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  Speaker 11: hoarder houses. That happens, and so we don't judge. So
• 24:28
  Speaker 11: we might find it interesting, and we might talk about
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  Speaker 11: it a couple of years down the line, but we
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  Speaker 11: we don't care because we want you to have a
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  Speaker 1: Plumber, including if you have mushrooms growing in your house,
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  Speaker 11: The edible kind like hers. It's not like she had
• 24:45
  Speaker 11: a habit and she was growing them for fun. Like
• 24:47
  Speaker 11: in the closet. This was like coming up out of
• 24:50
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  Speaker 1: for good measure. You, Trey gu Roj all right, good, alright, cool,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: if either of you we're just stupid, stupid rich. Would
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: you ever own a sky mansion?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: What is a sky mansion?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I am glad you asked. I'm gonna tell you. Rich
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: people are now building mansions on top of skyscrapers. I
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: don't know if sky mansions the official term. That's just
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: what I'm calling it. But it's not just your typical
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: penthouse apartment type of thing. This isn't like, you know,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Trump getting the penthouse at Trump Tower. This isn't Tony
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Stark getting the penthouse out Avengers Tower. This is an
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: honest to god mansion looking house on top of a building,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: on top of a skyscraper. So it doesn't match, but
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: there are rich people that are doing this. There's a
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: photo that's gone viral of a sprawling mansion sitting on
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: top of a thirty three story building in India. You
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: show this to you guys real quick, So there it is.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: It looks like artificial intelligence, but it's not. This is
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: a real photo. That's a building in India. It's very
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: nice modern building with glass and stuff. And then at
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: the top, it just looks like a huge platform on
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: top of it, And on top of that platform is
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: a huge mansion. And it's got a pool, it's got
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: a nice garden yard area, and it's one two, three stories.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: And if it looks familiar, it's because it is intentionally
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: designed to look like the White House in Washington, DC.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: The man who built it started construction more than a
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: decade ago. It's reportedly cost over twenty million dollars, which,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: if I'm being honest, seems kind of reasonable when you
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: look at the photo and the construction. You know, constraints
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: on top of the building that high up. Anyway, there's more.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: A reporter called it an extreme example of a trend
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: that's been picking up steam. The world's wealthiest people are
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: bored with their normal penthouses and want something more impressive. Now,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: in this guy's situation, the guy that owns this particular
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: sky mansion, he may never get to live in it
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: because he fled India in twenty sixteen after he was
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: accused of fraud money laundering. His name is VJ. Malaya,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: and if he ever goes back, they will throw him
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: in jail. He's the former chairman of United spirits, one
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: of the largest liquor companies in the world.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: King Fisher Beer.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, is that one of their products?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's Vijmalia. He has one of the greatest stories ever.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: He I'm sure you guys heard the story about the
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: guy who walks. This Indian guy walks into a bank
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: in New York and asks for a loan for two
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars. He asked for a loan for
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: twenty five hundred dollars.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Sorry, five, I'm from the raj I'm from Texas. The
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: version of this joke I've heard, I wouldn't ever want
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: to repeat.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: No, he walks into a bank and asks for a
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: loan for twenty five hundred dollars, and he says, I
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: have my ferrari for collateral, and they're like sure, And
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: he's like, just can you I'll pull it up. I mean,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: if you'll put it in the safe, you can have
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: my for collateral. I'll be I'm going out of the
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: country for two weeks. When I come back, I'll pay
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: the loan back. And they're like sure. Comes back after
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: two weeks and his interest on the loan is two
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars so he pays the give the
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: twenty five hundred dollars back plus the two hundred and
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: fifty dollars, and they're like, we looked you up. You're
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: the owner of King Fisher Beer or Vijmalia. Why would
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: you need a loan for two hundred for twenty five
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars? He goes, I didn't, But where can you
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: park a ferrari in New York for two hundred and
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: fifty dollars for two weeks?
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: I always thought that was just like made up tail.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Nope, that's Jim Mollia. That's his claim to fame besides
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: fraud and money laundry.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes success goes to people's brains. Yeah so yeah,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: So he's not the only one that is going forward
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: with this sky mansion trend. There are some other examples.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: There's a sky penthouse which is located atop the tour
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Odeon de Monte Carlo, created by an architect and an
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: interior designer with designer with fancy names. Considered to be
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: one of the most expensive private residences in the world.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: They has to make the value here at four hundred
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: million dollars. The sky, Yeah, the sky is what it's
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: called a rare, extremely luxurious five story penthouse mansion. Imagine
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: a Mediterranean villa plopped down on top of a five
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty foot tall building, an ode to uninhibited
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: opulence that to some is a showing of impeccable taste
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: and revolutionary architectural concept.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Four hundred million dollars. I could, I'd come up with
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: better things to do.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm kind of withy on that one.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: In India, I could, I would do. I could see that.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: I just don't know, like, how do you Is there
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: an elevator that goes to the regular building that you
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: can go down, up and down, Like, I don't see
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: how he.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Well, there's that. But also, when you have a home
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: mat size on top of a skyscraper, you have your
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: own helipad.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: So if you wanted to go to the grocery store,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: you have to take your helicopter every time.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: You're not going to the grocery store. If you have
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: that house.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: I'm assuming they start they plan this when they're doing
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: construction on the building.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: If not, I guess you could take an elevator to
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: the top floor and then they could build a secondary
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: elevator to your sky mansion.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean it.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Seems like something like.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: Surprised, Like Dubai, it seems like this would be something
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: that you know someone would be doing there.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I agree, and maybe they are, we just don't know
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: it yet. Like what's the uh, what's the the tallest
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: building in Dubai. What's it called the Borch Khalifa that. Yeah,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised someone doesn't have a house on top of
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: that thing yet.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I would vomit every single time I woke up every day,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I would vomit it and pass out. And then that's
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: that's where I lived there. I don't move from the
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: floor because I don't want to see the outside. I
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: was in Dubai and they were like, do you want
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: to go to the observation deck And I was like, nah,
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I'm good. No.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I got woozy when we went years ago, Trey and
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I were there for a radio thing we got. I
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: got woozy when they said step out. We're at the
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: W hotel in Dallas. This is still when it was
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: still pretty new, and it added that clear walk out thing,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: the sea through floor, and I was like hell no,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: and I certainly wasn't about to go step on it.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: After our six hundred pound friend Stacy had just stepped
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: No, and that's the same thing with like the Grand
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Canyon thing where you can go out and walk. No,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I'm good, I'm good. I'll marvel at its wonder from
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: the solid part of the earth.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I have a hard time watching those videos on Instagram. Yeah,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: so I can't even fathom what it would be like
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: in real life.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I watched when The Dark Knight came out. I saw
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: it in IMAX, and it's the opening scene where it
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: goes over got like over New York, over got them
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: city and it's like thirty seconds long, which is going
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: through the whole city. And I was like, like I
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: could like that was it's like you would eating boogers.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: I was like, hey, I'm with you.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I can't do it.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Not only am I motion sick, but I'm also afraid
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: of the height.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I mean it's a movie. I'm like, it
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter. This brain doesn't think logically when it comes
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: to heights.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: No, oh, there's this is a good versus free all.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Oh there's no, there's no overse.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Eating boogers versus you know, an observation deck over like
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: the Grand Canyon.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Bowl of boogers, Buddy, let's go give me a spoon.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Can I Can I dress the boogers up at all?
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Can I put them in some frosted flakes?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Like for some textures, they're great.
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  Speaker 1: that is Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Yeah, I'm not
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: sure what it is about the heights. When I was
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: a kid, I was fine going with riding roller coasters
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: and things. Uh, but I think it was around the
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: time I turned thirty I got really hyper aware of
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: my surroundings and my eventual death, and I didn't want
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: to do anything to speed up that death process. So, like,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I remember the last roller coaster I was on, I
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: think I was around thirty, and I was like, I
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: can't do this, Yeah, I can't do this ever again.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, I was just kind of
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: mortified about heights.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did the Texas Star with my dad when
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: I was like fourteen. But now I look at it,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like that, you're insane, Like that wouldn't I could
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: never do that again. And I was like my like
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: early twenties is when I was out. But every time
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: I fly, I prefer a window seat and look out
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: the window.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: See, that's something I can't reconcile with either. So like
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: when we went to Washington a couple of months ago,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: you know, we're flying back and I had the window
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: seat on this particular leg of the trip, and so
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: I'm getting video and stuff because we're flying right around
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: over the top of Mount Rainier. It's very cool, very pretty,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: and I have no problem doing the video of that.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know why, but if I was sitting on
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: top of the very tippy top of Mount ran here,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I pass out just from extreme anxiety and just whatever
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: overcomes you physically and emotionally when you're at an extreme height.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: But I'm fine to look at it from an airplane.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this one like years ago with my parents' house,
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Like can you go? But I used to do it
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: all the time when I was a kid. Can you
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: go put the Christmas lights up on the roof. And
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: I would climb up on the roof and I would
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: get to the very edge and I would click, you know,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: clip the little lights all the way around. I was like,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: can we pay somebody? I will, I will. I will
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: give somebody money to do this. And my Mom's like,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: I used to do this all the time when you
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: were kid, and like things have changed. I will.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I will pay as a kid. If I fall off
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: the roof, I'll bounce back.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Well, if I fall off the roof, I'm dead.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or the anxiety is so much, I'm like, well,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: I live up here now, so I'm I'm roof I'm
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: roof boy. That's that's who you. That's the claim to fame.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: My parents will have like, oh go look at we
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: charged two dollars. There's a roof boy.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Well, your nickname is better than mine, because apparently mine's
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: nerf boy.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, poor nurse ball.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: It's been. It's been places see things.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: I don't like ya, y'all don't like that video.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Like there's a video of a guy looks like he's
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: climbed to the top of like working on a radio tower,
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: very high up and the best way down is to
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: parachute down.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: No, he better make he better make five billion dollars
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: a year for that job.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: That's what that's that guy deserves Elon Musk money.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's correct.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: That the guy who's putting in real work.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you have to, if you have to parachute
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: after screwing in a ball on a radio tower, million
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: dollars a year, that's.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: What you get.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Because I'm fine with that. I'm fine as a taxpayer
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: to help subsidize that.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: There you go, Yeah, that's where my Yeah, I'll send
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: my money there.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I will. I will tip my hat to U,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: sir and say thank you very much. All right, So,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: speaking of things that are terrifying, and Trey, you gave
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: me and Raj a versus an on the fly versus
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: option of what was it again? A bow full of
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: boogers and what?
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Or an option like the observation deck over the Grand Canyon.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thinking I'm with Raj. Man, give me the
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: give me the part of this complete disgusting breakfast of
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: bowl of boogers. But yesterday, yesterday, I gave you guys
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: a Halloween edition of Verses. That's where I showed you
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: a stairwell and gave you the scenario. You're on the
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: middle landing of a stairwell. If you want to escape
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: down the stairs, you have to go through Jason Vortis.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: If you want to escape upstairs, you have to go
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: through Michael Myers. Well, I've got a new version of
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: that game for you both today. Okay, are you ready?
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Yep?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me get the right stuff going here. Here
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: we are inside the Treehouse, another Halloween edition of verses.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: You gentlemen, are stuck on the middle landing of a
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: dark stairwell. On the stairs above you is hang On,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Hang On, Freddy Krueger. On the stairs below you is
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: penny Wise, the clown from Stephen King's It. If you
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: want to escape, you have to either go upstairs through
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Freddy Krueger or downstairs through Pennywise the clown. Which direction
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: are you going?
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Well? If I see Freddy Krueger, that means I'm sleeping,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: So all I would have to do is wake myself up,
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: and then he would be gone, and I could go
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: up the stairs, uh and he would not be there,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: So I would I would choose the I would choose
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: the sweater wear.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: The sweater in the fedora, Yes, got you, all right,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I'll take the victim, hunt the burn victory, okay, right,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: because he might be a little slower to chase you down, Yeah,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: because it hurts.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Then in that case, Trey, let's hand it over to you.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: You're stuck on the middle landing. You need to escape,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: and you only have two options. Up through Freddy Krueger
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: or down through penny Wise, the clown. Which direction are
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: you gonna go?
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: I believe at one point Freddy crossed over the threshold
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: of sleep into real life, and uh, Freddy will be
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: the number one all time. Scares the piss out of me,
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: So I'm going down. I'll take my chances running over Pennywise.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Really, I had no idea you were that afraid of
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: fedoras and sweaters.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: You ever see me a hat?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: I've rarely seen you in a hat, never in a fidora,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: and I know for a fact I've never seen you
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: in horizontal stripes.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I want to buy him a fedora now.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just glad you don't want to throw him
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: in an oven.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, I didn't know that he had crossed
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: over into the land of the living.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: So if you were to put this back on me,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I too, Raj. I am actually gonna go up the
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: stairs and make my attempt through Freddy Krueger, because I remember,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: if I have the correct film, I believe it was
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Nightmare on Elm Street three, and that's when they are
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: able to kick the everlove and crap out of Freddy
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: a bunch, And that one gave me hope. Also, if
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I happened to lose, Freddy's just gonna slice and dice
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: me with his nasty knive hands, right yes, whereas penny
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Wise can morph into some really treacherous things and eat
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you with rows of teeth and things, and it's just awful,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: and then he's gonna eat you afterwards. So I think,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I think I'm also gonna go up the stairs and
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: take on the Fedora sweater man.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: But but can't you just like distract penny Wise with
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: like a red balloon? He just like walk past him,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: hand him one, and he's like, oh, shiny red balloon.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think that distracts him. I think that's just
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: more how you know he's around, gotcha?
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I thought that I thought I could hand him one
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: and he'd be so mesmerized by it. I could slip
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: by him. So I'm gonna stand out.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: If you had a child with you, you could distract
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: him that way, throw the child at him.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: I would definitely do that. That's what that's what they're
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: there for.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: If not a human shield, then at least a decoy.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just kind of throw him at penny Wise
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: and like he's yours now and yeah, but he's like,
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: but I'm eight. I'm like, yeah, but you know, I
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: can get over that. I've only known you eight years,
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: You've only you've only been talking for six of those,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: so we really don't have a lot of conversation.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: So and I'm tired. I want to go to sleep,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: and I can't go to sleep if Freddy's running around.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so I again, I I'm just gonna go
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: back to the nightmare and Elville Street one and two
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: where you just wake up and he's gone.
• 44:05
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: So I would wake myself up and then penny Wise
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: would still be there, Freddy would be up there, and
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: I just run up the stairs. I don't know where.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know where you go from there, because at
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: some point you have to come down.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's where you got the the parachute on your
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: back because you're one of those guys that does the
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: light bulbs on top of radio towers.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, then we're dead.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: It's a tough reality, isn't it.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sad, but that's where I die.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 44:34
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• 44:38
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• 44:53
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• 44:56
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• 45:00
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• 45:22
  Speaker 1: All right, did anyone have Arnold Palmer's genitals on their
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: presidential election bingo card? Uh?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with no.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't either, Trey not on your bingo card. Yeah,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: it wasn't on mine either, But that's uh. You know,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: presidential elections just they're different nowadays. They're not They're not
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: the uh, the civilized years of do Caucus and uh
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: and quail and idle. Look, things are weird in the
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: twenty four century when it comes to politics, especially at
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: the national federal level, when it comes to presidential politics.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: And well, you know, Trump is really good. I just
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: kind of talking off the top of his head and
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: saying random things that don't seem to have any relation
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: to policy whatsoever. But we get little nuggets like this.
• 46:22
  Speaker 14: But Arnold Palmer was all man, can I say that
• 46:24
  Speaker 14: at all do respect to women?
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: And I love women?
• 46:28
  Speaker 13: But this guy, this.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Guy, I was creepy when he says I love women.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: It's just so embarrassing.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Anyway, this is at a campaign stop in La Trope, Pennsylvania.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: President Trump, just a handful of days ago, for whatever reason,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: brings up Arnold Palmer in the middle of his stump speech.
• 46:48
  Speaker 14: But Arnold Palmer was all man, when I say that,
• 46:51
  Speaker 14: at all do respect to women, and I love women.
• 46:55
  Speaker 14: But this guy, this guy, this is a guy that
• 47:01
  Speaker 14: was all man.
• 47:03
  Speaker 13: His man was strong and tough.
• 47:06
  Speaker 14: And I refused to say it.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: But when he took.
• 47:10
  Speaker 14: Showers with the other pros they came out of there
• 47:13
  Speaker 14: they said, oh my god, that's unbelievable.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I had to say it. No, No, you didn't sophisticated him.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I really did not need to know that Arnold Palmer
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: could reach the green and won.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just a.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Why Okay, look, if you want to share some fun
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: stories to a podcast, but really, the only way I
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: care about Arnold Palmer's name or genitals coming up in
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: the middle of a presidential election cycle is if you're
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: telling me that your tax cuts are going to be
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: bigger than Arnold Palmer's, then then you've got my attention. Otherwise,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I don't need to know about Arnold Palmer's genitals.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't need to know that that he wasn't
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: using a putter, just whipped out his junk and it
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: was like there we go.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Uh, let the big dog eat.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just uh, that's just I mean, it's just
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: so bizarre.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: Like I just wish you'd keep it presidential and you
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: can just reference LBJ.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, go back to another Republican that's.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Actually a Democrat. Was h No, I think you're right.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: If you're going to talk about, you know, presidential slits, say,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: we got to start with the one that we know
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: the most that I think Johnson is actually named for
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: the Johnson and that is LBJ, the King of.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: The Yeah, that's uh yeah, just I mean.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: He actually it was actually forgive the pun, but uh
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: LBJ was actually inserted into you know, now not just
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: political stuff, but it's the word I'm trying to think of, Trey.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: When you receive heads of state in the White House
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: and you're supposed to entertain them like state dinners and things.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: It was its own diplomat.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, Lbj's had its own diplomatic community.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Had its own embassy.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I think there was actually a story. I don't know
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: who it was, but LBJ would actually, you know, try
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: to intimidate reporters and things. But I think he would
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: also use his to intimidate other heads of state, like
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: he would invite them to go skinny dipping in the pool.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Well he would famously in the Oval office, he would
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: not shut the door in the bathroom so everyone could
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: see him in all his glory while he was peeing.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Now did he ever do that while he was going
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: number two? Or to just standing to go number one
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: and showing it you could still take a drink while
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: he stood.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: He was a remarkably crude man.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, if you listen to any of the tapes.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: He was. He was very much so. But yeah, so yeah,
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: that's just yeah, it's like it's like the is that
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: an embassy in your panther? You're just happy to see me.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I think had he actually run, uh, you know, for
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: for re election, it really just would have been you know, Johnson.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: And Johnson, that's a vote I could get behind.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Be careful though, Yeah, you're listening to the Treehouse.
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: Visit is online that Treehouse on Air dot com.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Actually behind it might be the safest place to be.
• 50:50
  Speaker 13: Yep, that's what I was saying.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: You're in the Treehouse.
• 51:11
  Speaker 8: Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Like Aaron said, be sure to check out Treehouse on
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Air dot com for all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: on air dot com. We appreciate it. I know it's
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: hard to follow Lbjay's schlong, but we're gonna try to
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: do that here in the Treehouse. We're gonna do that
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: by visiting our brothers to the north. And what I
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: mean by that is we're gonna go to Oklahoma, and
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: specifically we're gonna go to Tulsa and I'm gonna ask
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: you guys a question here. Then I'm planning on asking
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: the same question to our brothers here in the Treehouse
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: network from offeat the light side of law enforcement, actual
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: police officers. But I'll start with you trade. If you
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: were a cop, would you rather be shot at? Not
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: shot just shot at? If you were a cop, would
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: you rather be shot at or interact with this type
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: of person? Early last Thursday, a pursuit let officers of
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: the Tulsa Police Department to arrest a man clutching a python.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Pretty sure they mean a snake, not a python weapon
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: or you know, double on tondo for them. According to TPD,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: officers saw a white Acura near Archer and North Sheridan
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: in motion with headlights around four forty am. Officers pulled
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: the car over and spoke to the driver, who police
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: say refused to provide them with his identification or insurance,
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: saying the suspect did not claim to be a sovereign citizen,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: he did continue to use terms commonly associated with the group.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: He reportedly told officers he was traveling and he did
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: not have a license. He also said driving without a
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: headlight is not a crime. After about twenty minutes of
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: discussing with him, he was informed that he was under arrest.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Then he drove off tried to escape, leading police on
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: a short chase to a nearby home. He bailed out
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: of his car and tried running away from the officers
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: while holding the snake. Eventually, police wrestled him down to
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: the ground and arrested him. Raj, are you familiar with
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: sovereign citizens? No, They truly are some of the worst
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: type of people that walked the United States. Because these
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: people exist in other countries, I don't know if I've
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: ever heard of a sovereign citizen type in Canada you
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: share use Hell, don't hear about him in Russia or
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: China for obvious reasons. These are the people, and Trey,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: please help me with this, because it's been a while
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: since I've dug too far deep into this sovereign citizen wormhole.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: They feel like modern laws do not apply to them,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: and that includes drivers, licenses, registrations, inspections, and all that stuff,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: because they feel like just driving anywhere in a car,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: it's their right to just travel as they see fit
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: without any encumbrances or registrations or restrictions.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Gotcha so pretty.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Much that and they believe for the most part that uh,
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: the government is not above them, and they can they
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: can do as they please, and everything has to be
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: its basically goes back to a common law and for
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: you know, you to get a traffic take everything, you know,
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: it has to be an aggrieved party and an injured party.
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: They challenge the sovereignty of the courts and the jurisdiction
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: of the courts.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: It's a bunch of bill.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could just say white dudes. You could just
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: say white dudes with warrants.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: Oh no, no, this is this is not a whites
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: only situation.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: This is one of those that everywhere, Yeah, it's everywhere.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Sovereign citizens are pretty militant. It might be a toss
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: up between who's more militant, a sovereign citizen or a vegan.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that tells you the severity of the sovereign
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: citizen situation.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: Yea, my favorite judge because they reference sovereign citizens love
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: to do this traveling thing where they're not operating vehicle commercially,
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: so they're just traveling and traveling is permitted by the
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: Supreme Court in this son. And there's one judges in Texas.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: I don't know where I want to say around Houston.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: But he goes, yeah, you're right. You're free to travel.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: You can walk your happy ass anywhere you want to go,
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: you just can't drive a car, right, Yeah.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: And that's how that's how Texas courts handled and in
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: this case in Tulsa with the police officers, they had
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: to tell this particular sovereign citizen want to be that
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: while he might be free to travel by foot anywhere
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: he wants to go, he's sure as hell can't drive
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: that way, and you share his hell can't drive with
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: what they found to be ninety two grams of fentanyl
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: marijuana products in close to five thousand dollars in cash
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: inside the vehicle.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Oh he's a sovereign drug dealer. Okay, Yeah, that's good.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: I like it. Yeah, I like to travel with cocaine.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: With deadly narcotics.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's it's my right to have a python
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: and and fentanyl.
• 56:24
  Speaker 13: That's right.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I forgot about the snake too. I don't even know.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if it's legal in Oklahoma to
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: have pythons.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: Of course it is, it's Oklahoma.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: You can't have a you can't have a full percentage beer,
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: but you can have a snake in fentanyl. I think
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: that's I think that's this state flag is just fentanyl
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: and a snake.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: The sovereign citizen was arrested by Tulsa PD four eluding
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: trafficking fentanyl, drug possession. And this is an after former
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: conviction of a felony obstruction, resisting arrest, operate a vehicle
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: with no headlights, no driver's license, and no insurance.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: The Tulsa Police also did say the snake was released
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: to a friend and was not physically injured. Unfortunately, we
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: cannot determine what mental anguish the snake has endured through
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: this process. Has there sense of humor?
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the mental health of the snake is being evaluated.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I like it to protect and serve, but also to care.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 57:37
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Good job on this one, Tulsa PB.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.
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